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S4 E12: Trevor the Hedgehog

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A jar explodes in the pantry and we’re sure it’s a ghost. Turns out it’s caramel and gravity—but that sticky mess becomes the perfect kickoff to a night where anxiety runs hot, jokes run long, and real life keeps interrupting our games. We swap quick wedding updates and then dive into the wild pre‑ceremony saga: a set of DMs that detonates a relationship in front of a room full of friends. It’s cringey, messy, and uncomfortably honest, and we talk about boundaries, consent, and how fast group chats become courtrooms when receipts start flying.

The mood whiplash is classic us. One minute we’re laughing about a server who sweetly assumes “partner” while bagging leftovers, the next we’re stress‑testing trust with a cat baptism prank that pushes the line from funny to frayed. If you’ve ever had friends who love bits a little too much, you’ll feel this one. Meanwhile, games are buzzing in the background—Destiny chaos, Rivals calls, and an indie horror throwback—until our soul‑link Pokémon run turns into a team ethics lesson: one bad swap, three partners down. It’s hilarious and a little brutal, just like co‑op with people you love.

We wander into car repairs that cost more than a console, DoorDash vs cooking debates, and a culinary redemption arc courtesy of maple‑pecan pork chops. A long, committed riff on “Trevor the Hedgehog” tests the limits of confidence theater; spoiler, he’s not real. We close on a bar story with a suspected gunshot and a desperate bathroom hunt, because of course we do. If ADHD friendship, unfiltered storytelling, gaming side‑quests, and chaotic humor are your thing, you’ll feel at home here.

Hit follow, share this episode with a friend who loves a good bit, and drop a review with your most chaotic pre‑event story—we’ll read the wildest ones on a future show.

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SPEAKER_02:

First or second time. I'm starting the ADHD after dark recording. Hell yeah. Pianos. Piano. You know why you're also gonna have a pain in the ass? Do you know why you're also gonna have a pain in the ass fucking shipping a piano across the country?

SPEAKER_10:

They're fucking heavy.

SPEAKER_02:

No. No. You're also gonna have to tune it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah, I don't know how to do that. Some of you guys is gonna have to do that.

SPEAKER_02:

None of nobody they have to make professional fucking people to do that. You hire somebody to do that. You know what you don't have to tune though? A fucking keyboard. A keyboard. I think Ronnie could tune it. Dude, each string has three fucking strings. Yeah. Ronnie's not gonna want to do that.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah, but if I pay him.

SPEAKER_02:

He's gonna take the money and run. He's a raccoon. But there's well, he'd only run to the garbage can in the kitchen because No, he'll run to the fucking alcohol store and drink all the alcohol and pass the fucking down. Yeah, I was sending a score to everyone. I that came across my feed before you sent it to me. Um well welcome to ADHD after dark. Uh we have special guests, PPG, Matman, and Skip Tracer Randy. Hello.

SPEAKER_11:

Hello?

SPEAKER_02:

And Skip Tracer Randy. Oh Skip Tracer Randy. Don't you see? And Murky's now the fat badger.

SPEAKER_07:

You should bleep that out because uh that may be copyrighted by a TV show. I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_10:

The name TV show can copyright these nuts.

SPEAKER_02:

That's like saying I can't fucking talk about a character from a TV show. They need my ass.

SPEAKER_07:

One more round.

SPEAKER_02:

One more rounds. So this episode, Zeno and Matt are playing fucking Destiny, and me and fucking Switch, who is Skip Tracer Randy, are playing uh Rivals. Murky had an interesting evening already.

SPEAKER_08:

So there was a half hour where I definitely thought the house was haunted.

unknown:

Okay.

SPEAKER_08:

Well the house is haunted. So what I what I thought had happened, like, so I don't know really where to start. I walked outside and we were we had just finished decorating the Christmas. And I walk outside and I hear like a like a crash as I'm finishing my spirit. So I put it out real quick. I go in, I look around, I'm like, what the hell? Like she's in the bathroom, like Dusty's in the bathroom. And I just happened to look at the pantry because I was like, ooh, I should grab a snack. And I go open the pantry. Yeah, yeah, the fat badger was gonna snack. And I open the door, and there's this brownish gooey liquid on the ground. Oh, ecnoplasm everywhere! Yeah, I'm like, fucking the this ghost came all over the place. And I open it, and there's uh glass all over the place, and I see the see the broken jar, and it's the caramel, like a full jar of caramel. So there's caramel fucking everywhere. I'm like, well, this is gonna suck dick to clean up. And I look and it's like on one end and the other end. I'm like, there's no way this this jar was just hopping all around hell's half acre, getting caramel around this entire the entirety of this.

SPEAKER_02:

You gotta fucking poltergeist, dude. I'm like, this is a fucking ghost. It's a poltergeist.

SPEAKER_07:

Your house is haunted and you've found that out right now, and you're sitting in the dark. No, no.

SPEAKER_08:

So I start like getting to clean it up. I grab some cleaner, grab a bunch of paper towel, girl, I'll get all wiped up, and I'll spray it all down and wipe it up again. Whatever. Carmel's not easy to clean up. And uh, so I'm doing that, I'm doing that. I'm like, this thing's gonna like launch one of these jars of marinara at my head. And I'm going to get more paper towel and Dusty's in the kitchen. I'm like, did we leave the door open at some point? Like the cats did this, like some time ago. When's the last time you were in the pantry? What she said to me is I was just in the pantry and I was grabbing stuff, and then I walked away, and as I walked away, I heard a crash, and then I had to go to the bathroom. Uh what my brain still heard, because like I heard the words, but I didn't process any of it. I'm like, how am I gonna tell how am I gonna tell her that this place is all the house is on we need to get out?

SPEAKER_12:

You're just fixated on the house is fucking haunted.

SPEAKER_08:

Yeah. So I didn't take any of that, and I'm like, all right, yeah, I gotta clean more hurry. More hurry, gotta leave. Yeah, hurry, gotta get out of here. Yeah. And uh, so I sprayed everything down, got it all cleaned up, eventually got all the glass up. Or so I thought. I'm pretty sure I might have like a little sliver or something in my foot. Like a fucking idiot. But coming to find out, I got to clean it. I'm like, it's all like it's handed. We're handed.

SPEAKER_02:

It's handed. We gotta go back to the apartment. By the way, by the way, Merky moved everybody.

SPEAKER_08:

Yeah. I'm like, while you were like when I went outside, what were you doing? She's like, I told you. I grabbed stuff out of the cabinet, and then I heard a crash. I was like, oh. Oh, so we don't need to leave. Okay. Why do we need to leave?

SPEAKER_02:

Handed. Handed. Handed, huh? Yeah, so for the listeners, Murky moved. I'm married. I moved.

SPEAKER_10:

We have more than listeners. We we have viewers too. Do we have viewers?

SPEAKER_01:

What up, viewers?

SPEAKER_10:

Maybe.

SPEAKER_02:

Do we upload this anywhere? That like would have no dude.

SPEAKER_10:

You're the one who uploads.

SPEAKER_02:

I just fucking put it on Buzz Sprout and shit happens. You're in charge. I don't know where it goes. I'm in charge. Fucking barely. Fucking I I just hope it fucking goes up, and every now and then I get an email that says people listened.

SPEAKER_06:

No, it's not murky.

SPEAKER_02:

It's just Farha.

SPEAKER_12:

Okay. Farha also listens.

SPEAKER_02:

Farha listens.

SPEAKER_12:

How are you doing, Farha? Shout out to Farha, by the way.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, Farha, Farha and KK at the at my wedding.

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10:

Oh, that's right. By the way, listeners, uh Coco got married. Yes, I got married. You just said that. I did. I did.

SPEAKER_08:

He kind of just like passed right over it, though. I feel like that's kind of.

SPEAKER_06:

He didn't really point. Need to give it some oomph some pizzazz.

SPEAKER_02:

We sang I want it that way. In the back room. We also sang him when the game boat goes on. We did. That was at the end of the night. That is not on the wedding video.

SPEAKER_08:

That's the only time that's ever been sang at a wedding.

SPEAKER_02:

Guaranteed. Probably will be the only other the only time that it ever happens unless like Xeno or E let me do it at theirs.

SPEAKER_10:

Or did you assume anyone else is getting married?

SPEAKER_02:

I have faith.

SPEAKER_11:

Gotta have faith to fate to fate.

SPEAKER_02:

What in the fuck? Sorry, I'm also playing Rivals, so I'm like half distracted. Right, right, right, right, right. Alright, just like Xeno, just like Xeno's playing Destiny right now, and it's probably well, I mean, Mat Man is just very good at dealing with chaos because he's a DM.

SPEAKER_08:

You know what we do have is the story of the day before your wedding when I was driving back for PA.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah?

SPEAKER_08:

What happened there? I forgot already. Okay. Disgusting. How the dude wanted my wife to beg him. Oh could we forget that?

SPEAKER_02:

How could we forget that?

SPEAKER_08:

How could we forget that? Go ahead, Murky. So from my perspective, it's very funny because I'm driving back from Pennsylvania and uh I'm driving back and I get a phone call, and I'm like an hour and a half, like two hours out still, probably. And Dusty calls me and she's fucking dying laughing, and she's and then she's like I think it's really serious, and she's like, I have all your friends here, so you know this is true. I'm like, alright. She's like, I have another dude hit me up wanting me to peg it. And I was like, no, okay. I've been driving for fucking nine hours at this point. Like, I'm tired, I'm beat down. I got this wedding tomorrow, and I'm like, I know I want to be, you know, somewhat well rested for this day. And I'm like, well, continue. She's like, well, everyone's here, and everyone is like messaging him back. Yeah. Who's everyone? Everyone. Yeah, everyone. So I'm like, alright, and she tells me who it is, and I know who it is. And like, I know some of his family. I'm like, oh, this is this is bad. But yeah, dude was down bad for getting stuff in his butt. Uh dude, the worst part he was sent a picture of the joke party dildo that Coco owns. Yeah. And he was like, I want you to fucking pulverize my asshole. He's like, Oh, oh yeah. And then I think it was it was either gas or maybe coal. Uh messaging, like, oh, you're like a real fucking piece of shit, aren't you?

SPEAKER_00:

And he's like, Yeah, I'm a fucking piece of garbage.

SPEAKER_08:

I love that shit. So don't tell me I'm worthless. I'm dirt. I'm worse than dirt. Oh my god. Found out, uh, come to find out. Um, he had a fiance that he has multiple children with.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. Oh my god. Guess messaged her.

SPEAKER_08:

Guess fucking messaged her. Justin hit her up. It's like, hey, like, you know, like your dude, your dude's out here looking for strange, but not like to fuck, like to get fucked.

SPEAKER_02:

And then fucking we watched a relationship crumble, and he's like, Why would you text her? Why would you text her? And she was just like, now he's just trying to fucking say bullshit. Yeah, he's done this some stuff like this before, and he's just trying to get out of it. I was like, wow, what a fucking thing. My wedding, my fucking my marriage life's gonna be great because we killed a relationship to make mine fucking last year.

SPEAKER_08:

Make it flourish. Fucking law of equivalent to this. And then uh I get convinced to go to Coco's. Obviously, it's the night before the wedding, so I show up and got all the info, and yeah, it's uh quite comical.

SPEAKER_02:

It was fucking wild. You have so many wild stories about just fucking dudes. What about the fucking waiter one where you fucking dudes? Uh you were where fucking the waiter thought you and Ethan were thrumble with dust.

SPEAKER_08:

Oh my god. Yeah, we went to a really nice restaurant in Chicago. Uh, myself, Dusty, and Ethan. And it was really, really nice dinner. And uh Armando, our server, comes to come put it away for us. Good old Armando. Armando, man. He's the real one. It's fantastic. Fantastic.

SPEAKER_02:

If you're listening, Armando, you earned every bit of bag. Armando, if you're here, bro.

SPEAKER_08:

Dude, if Armando's listening, I'll be shocked. So uh he puts mine and Dusty's together in a bag, our leftovers, and then he goes to put Ethan's in a separate bag, and Ethan's like, oh, like, why didn't you put mine with theirs? Kind of just like messing around. There's no room in this other bag. And he and Armando's like, oh my god, I am so sorry. And like, no, man, it's not a big deal. Like, we're just messing around. Not a big deal. He's like, no, I I apologize. I am so sorry. And uh anyway, we get our stuff and go to the restroom. Dusty just so me and Ethan go to the restroom together, which probably didn't look great either. Probably didn't look super great. Um we go to the bathroom and come out, and then Dusty goes in the bathroom, and I'm waiting for her. And while I'm waiting for her, Armando sees me and like hustles up to me. I was like, oh, good, like, good. Ethan is already going out for the trial. And he comes up, he's like, oh, Mr. David, Mr. David, uh you uh your your female friend from the table left her purse. And I was like, oh, okay, like I can like I can take that, not a problem. He goes, oh no, no, I and he stops and he's like, I uh and he like he's thinking for a second, he's like, I gave it to your partner outside. Because I had that outside and I saw him and I gave it to your partner. I couldn't even correct him at that point. I was just like, thanks, Armando. I really, really appreciate it. Thanks, Armando. I hope the rest of your night goes really well. And so then I got to tell everybody that Armando thought me and Ethan were fucking looking.

SPEAKER_02:

Ethan was dying when you told him that he was like, no way.

SPEAKER_08:

He was cackling, and we were going to a Han Zimmer concert. Yeah, and then you what did you say at the Han Zimmer concert? Fucking Oh, fuck me up, music daddy. Yeah, Ethan fucking screamed at you.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, this is the kind of legal.

SPEAKER_08:

That's why you can't say that shit. That's why people think we're fucking because you say shit like that.

SPEAKER_01:

I mean, he's not wrong.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh fuck me up, music daddy. You can't say that shit.

SPEAKER_06:

Oh my god. I'm very upset. I disabled this thing before we could get to it, Zeno.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, you're trying to fucking cheat stuff in the game?

SPEAKER_06:

No, there's one of the sword upgrades you get from talking to a beggar that's here in Tharsis Outpost. Did you just call me? Uh nothing. Um, in fact, I hadn't referenced you in a while. You haven't even been a part of my memory. I compressed.

SPEAKER_10:

But I'm actually a segment of Coco's memory. He just uses AI to give me in these podcasts every once in a while.

SPEAKER_02:

You were here before AI was really that big.

SPEAKER_08:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06:

He was giving out broken shit. And uh so they disabled him.

SPEAKER_02:

We're not doing too good in this one, Switch. Um so how have you been?

SPEAKER_10:

Uh the last like 48 hours have kind of been uh poo-poo garbage, is the best way to put it for me, but past that I guess okay. Poo poo garbage going through it.

SPEAKER_02:

Dude, you were so sweaty at the wedding. Yes, I I I was looking at the fucking I was looking at the picture. Dude, I was looking at the pictures where they're like light corrected so it looks like they were taken in the middle of the day. Dude, your shirt is fucking. I feel bad for having you send it back. Like the guy that had to clean that was like, what happened?

SPEAKER_10:

Like ever since I started Lexapro, man, I sweat like crazy.

SPEAKER_02:

And just imagine, like, that got shipped back in like a plastic UPS bag. So like whatever was coming off of you just like fermented like we I hung dried it before I put it in. Oh, so it came out whenever they fucking opened the bag, the bag was going, and then whenever they took it out of the bag, it was still going.

SPEAKER_07:

Did we ever figure out who that extra short belonged to?

SPEAKER_02:

Miles. It had to have been Miles. Um, I think I think I think we did eventually did discover that it was Miles, but like um, I called them up just to make sure, and they were like, Yeah, they're all microchips, so like as long as it gets back, it doesn't matter who sends it back. And I was like, cool. Sweet. Sweet. Because somebody definitely fucked up.

SPEAKER_00:

They all made them back.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, they all made it back. Mine's in my closet still. I bought mine. It was only like another 400 bucks.

SPEAKER_07:

Unlike the ducks, you probably still haven't found them all.

SPEAKER_02:

No, Gaz, Gaz fucking found one like two weeks ago. Nice.

SPEAKER_12:

Switch called me immediately and was like, Zeno, Zeno, I I'm not gonna tell him. But did you have something to do with this? And I was like, I have no idea what you're talking about. And he's like, Zeno, come on.

SPEAKER_08:

Come on.

SPEAKER_12:

And I was like, I I legitimately have no idea what you're talking about right now. He's like, Oh. Okay. Uh well I'll see you later. Okay, bye.

SPEAKER_02:

And then I got the phone. I was like, what the fuck? You were like, what are you talking about? Yeah. No, I'm not entirely sure my cats. I'm I'm not entirely sure that my cats didn't eat at least one of them and they pooped it out and it's just gone forever.

SPEAKER_07:

That'd be funny. Possible.

SPEAKER_02:

I mean, my cats do like to eat whatever they see, if it can fit in their mouth. I think that's just a cat in general. To be fair.

SPEAKER_08:

Kate's pretty think of it this way, Coco. One day you're gonna find the last duck. And you're still not gonna be sure. I'm gonna find the last duck.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, I was about to say that. I'm gonna find the last duck, and I'm not gonna be sure.

SPEAKER_12:

You know what that just reminded me of? What did that remind you of? Murky, did you ever find the poop at the apartment?

unknown:

What?

SPEAKER_12:

What? There's a poop at the apartment. Who left a poop at the apartment? I left a poop at the apartment.

SPEAKER_08:

Well now I as a matter of fact, I know there's there's no way.

SPEAKER_12:

There is a way. Or it's packed away with something.

SPEAKER_02:

Did you get your fucking security? Did you get your security deposit back or something? That's how you know.

SPEAKER_12:

It's a fake poop, yeah. As like a play-doh poop, and Murky and I kept hiding it in each other's rooms. And so then it transpired from there to hiding it in each other's the ancient poop. Yeah. It's been around for a while. Um, but I last put it in Murky's apartment, and he's like, No, you didn't. When did you put it there? Years ago. Do you think it got packed?

SPEAKER_08:

Do you think Dusty packed it?

unknown:

I don't know.

SPEAKER_12:

And it made it to the new house.

SPEAKER_08:

Like oh, I put it inside of this random boot andor shoe. Or even that. Like, I don't know. I mean, did you look at everything that Dusty packed? No, the refrigerator is still there. Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_02:

The refrigerator is still there, I hope. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08:

Yeah, I'm stealing the refrigerator. Sick, sick. Um I feel like now you're leading a wild goose chase. Like, it's not actually at the refrigerator.

SPEAKER_02:

No, you're fine, man. Zeno, I want you to message me and tell me where it's at if you actually hit it.

SPEAKER_07:

No. I figured. Me too, me too.

SPEAKER_02:

We all need to know, and then nobody can tell Murky, and then we all gaslight him to places where it could be.

SPEAKER_07:

Or we don't gaslight him because it's actually there. Or we do gaslight him because it's actually there.

SPEAKER_10:

What if everybody gaslights him except for one person?

SPEAKER_02:

It's like the last duck, you'll never know. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. Speaking of speaking of gaslighting, Zeno. Did you get Cade baptized?

SPEAKER_12:

No. Do you want to do that? What's funny is like Boosted came in here one time after that and was just like Do you want to tell that? Do you want to tell the whole story? Oh yeah, absolutely. So this this actually stemmed from Krista. It wasn't even my idea. Um, she sent me a TikTok where people like call their friends and are like, hey, I'm gonna get the cat baptized. Like, are you gonna be there? Because like you're the godparent and stuff, and just super gaslight him into doing it. And uh Murky right away was like, Fuck you guys, I'm not fucking falling for you. You're not gaslighting me. And I was like, Murky, no, like Chris's parents are very Catholic, and it's very important that Chris's mom, so we're doing it for Chris's mom because she's gonna be moving in, and her mom won't like allow it unless she we baptized the cat and everybody in the household. And like literally everybody else was like, Yeah, I guess, whatever. It's kind of weird, but Merky was like full on, no, not fucking doing it. This is fucking bullshit. You're fucking trying to trick me. He was not having it. Big brains.

SPEAKER_02:

It was pretty funny. I mean, it was funny at one point. I was like, see, like, if this is real, this is like what gaslighting your friends gets you. We've gaslit Murky one too many times that he won't believe something that might be borderline dumb, but maybe true. Yeah, I wasn't entirely convinced, but I was just like, yeah, fuck it, I'll go.

SPEAKER_08:

I was entirely not like you were you were you won't be one direction or the other, but I was really not believing it the whole time you like murky's never gonna believe you. You gaslet him too many times. I go, yeah, you fucking have and it was done.

SPEAKER_07:

At least you didn't react like my mom did, dude.

SPEAKER_02:

Dude, your mom fucking switch call his mom, and she just goes, What the fuck? Yeah, I think so. Broke switch out of character immediately. Immediately, dude. He was gonna try to keep it going for a little bit, and he couldn't. Oh, and then you called Lena, and we had that we had that recorded actually. Fucking Lena. You go, she goes, Well, how are they gonna do it? And switch goes, you know those uh those dunk tanks?

SPEAKER_12:

He's like, Yeah, so like you obviously the cat's not gonna be excited about it, so they're just gonna like hit the lever and fucking dunk him in it real quick.

SPEAKER_02:

That's so mean.

SPEAKER_08:

Oh shit. Zeno had a more believable one where he's like, they basically like Simba him, like they take a little bit of the water and just like go on his head.

SPEAKER_12:

Yeah, just like splash a little water because that was the first thing. Like everybody's like, no fucking way, you're gonna dunk a cat underwater. And I was like, no, don't be stupid. I didn't even question that part. I didn't even question that part.

SPEAKER_08:

Zeno started attacking people who even questioned it.

SPEAKER_02:

I didn't even I didn't even question that part. I just went, alright, I'll be there.

SPEAKER_07:

And I know I'm backpedaling the subject a little bit, but you're telling me that's where it is, and they have it. What? He sent us where the poop is.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, he sent he sent the poop. Oh, oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, did he send it in in the text? Oh my god. How the fuck did you not see that?

SPEAKER_12:

I've hit it in his boots so many times before.

SPEAKER_02:

It's fucking wild.

SPEAKER_08:

I'm glad you guys don't make your living acting. You're not real good at it.

SPEAKER_07:

Whatever you say, whatever you say.

SPEAKER_02:

No, I won't. You better fucking check your mattress.

SPEAKER_12:

It's the last time you cleaned out your truck, David.

SPEAKER_03:

He said.

SPEAKER_08:

Oh my god. Well, since no one gives a fuck about that. Um I have fishable ice now behind the house. Oh, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, you moved. We we kind of glazed over that fact too on your first story. Murky moved out of his out of his apartment that 100% still has a piece of poop in it. Um poop apartment. Poop apartment.

SPEAKER_08:

Actually, no, the it would not have a channel off a lake behind my behind the house for a little bit.

SPEAKER_02:

It would have it would have moved with him, the poop, based on where I was told where it was put. Correct.

unknown:

What?

SPEAKER_02:

I don't think it would. I don't think it does. I don't think it is.

SPEAKER_12:

But you're having a New Year's party, right? You can fucking New Year's my dick.

SPEAKER_02:

What? Oh my god, I can fucking come to parties with you guys now and shit. Yeah. You can have a New Year's party at my place too, if you wanted. It's up to you.

SPEAKER_12:

Double party.

SPEAKER_02:

Double party. We come over to my place, get drunk, then murky shuttles us to his place.

SPEAKER_04:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

I thought about saying then we all drive to Murky's, but I was like, that's probably not gonna go well. We would never do that.

SPEAKER_08:

Yes, he is. He was sober. I don't know how he fucking does it. Like you just don't drink alcohol.

SPEAKER_02:

Lots of chocolate. Did you say lots of chocolate?

SPEAKER_08:

You do get ice cream and chocolate and shit all the time. That's fair. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Bro, I took my shopping, or not my shop, my car into the shop today. Um, after Xeno had told me that it needs new uh new struts. Uh and they showed me what the problem was, it was actually my shocks, and they had blown out, and then the compressor also broke because it was trying to pump up nothing. Because the shock blew out. And then my front shocks are also, you know that like fucking when you look at something that's like rusting and it's like peeling away like layers, you know that? Yeah, that's what my front shocks look like. So then I had to get my fucking new tires as well, and my battery's bad. That one I kind of knew.

SPEAKER_07:

At this point, just drive it off a cliff. No jump out before.

SPEAKER_02:

No, it's no, no, stay in. I'm gonna drive it into the lake behind Murky's house.

SPEAKER_06:

Shoot those things?

SPEAKER_02:

No, you're supposed to shoot me. So E, what are you playing?

SPEAKER_10:

Uh it it's a game called Demon Skull. It's inspired by like PS1 horror games and Persona 2.

SPEAKER_02:

Is that what you were playing on stream today?

SPEAKER_10:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

I was lurking for a little bit.

SPEAKER_12:

I was in I was working, so I couldn't I yeah, I was also working, and I thought I saw like a stream notification for it. Yep. And I was like, that's weird. And then I just went back to work and I forgot about it.

SPEAKER_02:

I almost did that. Who the f is spamming need healing? Get the fuck out of here, Jeff. And I need healing. Alright, you can fuck you can fucking go off a cliff.

SPEAKER_09:

Heal him. God, I wish.

SPEAKER_02:

Heal the raccoon. Heal him. Yeah, you could come play fucking Rocket Raccoon, your your cousin.

SPEAKER_08:

Do you think Ronald Rocky would be a related big?

SPEAKER_10:

No, I mean Rocket Raccoon his own domestic property, and I'm not gonna fan fiction myself into that.

SPEAKER_02:

You can. Nothing's stopping you.

SPEAKER_10:

Yeah, but I don't want it to become another Trevor the Hedgehog situation.

SPEAKER_02:

What?

SPEAKER_10:

Yeah, I know Trevor the Hedgehog.

SPEAKER_02:

I don't.

SPEAKER_10:

Oh, come on, everybody knows Trevor the Hedgehog. You have three versions of the case. Just because you keep saying the fucking name.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, you can't say you can't say stuff with confidence and it'd be true. Come on, you know.

SPEAKER_10:

No, I've everybody in here has encountered Trevor the Hedgehog. There's no if, ands, or buts about it who the fuck is Trevor the Hedgehog? Who the fuck is Trevor the Hedgehog? I'm searching this bitch up. You know, Christian Avenger, Treasure Trevor the Hedgehog. Who? He's in the new Sonic Racing game. Shut the fuck up. Who the fuck are we talking about? He's a green hedgehog. He looks like Sonic, Trevor the Hedgehog.

SPEAKER_02:

I've never seen this. He just keeps saying the name. I've never seen this. It's Trevor. It's Trevor the Hedgehog, guys.

SPEAKER_10:

Like, I I don't understand what you guys aren't getting. It's Trevor the Hedgehog. I'm gonna fight the word in my mouth. Look, I've got to be honest. Like if he doesn't see you at church on Sunday, he assumes you're an atheist. So the only person he gives a shit about would be Mat Man. What? Say that again. Yeah, he he if you don't go to church on Sunday, he assumes you're an atheist. So the only person he would care out of all of us is Mat Man.

SPEAKER_12:

Trevor the Hedgehog.

SPEAKER_10:

Yeah, Trevor the Hedgehog.

SPEAKER_03:

I think you know somebody.

SPEAKER_10:

The awkward silence of you guys just like it's a good thing.

SPEAKER_08:

I'm trying to wrap my brain around it and I just I don't I don't get it.

SPEAKER_02:

I even I just don't understand. I even searched it up and I'm still more confused.

SPEAKER_10:

Okay, so what did you find?

SPEAKER_02:

It's just a green and purple hedgehog.

SPEAKER_10:

Yeah, Trevor the Hedgehog.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, but you're saying it like, yeah, you found it. And very clearly it's not.

SPEAKER_08:

I'm trying to think of a green hedgehog in a Sonic the Hedgehog game I've ever played, and I don't clear it.

SPEAKER_12:

Sonic does have a uh brother that is green.

SPEAKER_10:

Oh, he he does, but that one's non-canon. Yeah, see, Coco dropped in the ADHD after Dark Losers chat. That's Trevor the Hedgehog.

SPEAKER_08:

I obviously haven't played enough Sonic yet. It's it's not in the Sonic games, is he?

SPEAKER_10:

I mean, here's a picture of him in uh Sonic Adventure 2.

SPEAKER_02:

I never played that game.

SPEAKER_10:

And here's Super Trevor. Is this like green there? Yeah, because he's super Sonic doesn't stay blue when he becomes super, does he? No, he becomes fucking gold.

SPEAKER_08:

He's a super saiyan.

SPEAKER_10:

I mean, egg man killed Trevor's dad. See, I remember, I remember none of y'all remember that. I remember remember to know it to remember it. So egg man killed Trevor's dad, and then he turned Trevor's dad into a robot, and then he killed Trevor's dad again just to make a point to Trevor.

SPEAKER_02:

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_10:

Drive at home Trevor the Hedgehog, okay. Yeah, Trevor the Hedgehog. Shut the fuck up. I mean, do you not remember in Battle Adventure 2 where he burns down the echidna tribe? It's the like second GameCube game, man. It's where Shadow came out.

SPEAKER_02:

I played I played the first Sonic game, and I got so stressed at the underwater portions that I never played another Sonic game.

SPEAKER_12:

That's fair. I had a professor one time that he was just playing like soothing like water level music and stuff like that, like from Donkey Kong and stuff. So he said he just really enjoyed it. And he goes, you know how you stress somebody out from my generation and he started playing the Sonic Drowning song. Like, why would you do this? And he's like, ah, somebody's my age.

SPEAKER_02:

Dude, that fucking Echo the Dolphin.

SPEAKER_09:

Oh god, I love Echo the Dolphin.

SPEAKER_08:

He wanted to call them cherubs, but I don't think that's right. But which Sonic game was that? I want to say it was on the GameCube. Oh, the Chows? The Chow's. Thank you.

SPEAKER_10:

The Chow's, yeah.

SPEAKER_08:

That that was uh race ball and have eggs and fucking drugs. Sonic Adventure?

SPEAKER_10:

I I think it was both adventure games at like their own chow gardens.

SPEAKER_08:

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_12:

I remember a buddy having a dreamcast and it had the little thing in the center that you interact with with the chows on. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh no, oh no.

SPEAKER_02:

Sounds like somebody's dying in their game.

SPEAKER_10:

Did any of y'all use Trevor to like turn any of your chows green? Brother. Brother in Christ. We don't know Trevoris. He is the Christian Avenger. So obviously Xeno has, if he's calling me his brother in Christ, he knows Trevor the Hedgehog. I don't think that's how that works. It's absolutely how it works, because he's referencing Trevor.

SPEAKER_02:

Jesus fucking Christ.

SPEAKER_10:

How is that so hard to understand? Like Xeno obviously knows he just doesn't remember the character, but he's referencing Trevor. I'm driving to your house right now. Joke's on you. I don't live in a house. Son of a bitch. Please.

SPEAKER_02:

Hang on, I'm pretty sure that's a technicality. That thing, that thing that you live in looks like a house.

SPEAKER_10:

It used to be a barn.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh.

SPEAKER_10:

It do be true.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, did somebody pick Gambit? I wasn't even paying attention.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah, they lock him literally as you click on him.

SPEAKER_02:

I was too busy fucking trying to still wrap my head around Trevor the Hedgehog.

SPEAKER_10:

Like, how are you having a hard time understanding Trevor the Hedgehog?

SPEAKER_02:

I'm having a hard time understanding that everybody fucking knows him.

SPEAKER_10:

Yeah, like anybody who's played Sonic knows him. Zeno just forgot. But he's referencing him. By saying brother and Christ? Yes. Because he burned down the Echidna tribe church in game because they worshipped a false god. And he didn't feel any remorse for the earth.

SPEAKER_02:

But I don't think the phrase brother and Christ is specifically.

SPEAKER_10:

That's what he calls everybody, though.

SPEAKER_12:

I vaguely remember somebody burning down the equity. I'm gonna burn down your fucking house.

SPEAKER_10:

So Trevor the Hedgehog, that's all I'm saying. I really don't understand how you're not understanding those, Coco. It's how you're making it sound like everybody knows him.

SPEAKER_07:

Because everybody should know Trevor the Hedgehog man. Jordan does, those are two very different things.

SPEAKER_02:

Um we talked about that for so long, I forgot about everything else we talked about.

SPEAKER_12:

That's kind of what this podcast is about, though.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, it's the ADHD. Beat the fuck out of them. The poor man.

SPEAKER_12:

I have no idea what we're doing. Oh my god! Uh you need to blow up the box.

SPEAKER_02:

I'm gonna blow up your box. I'm gonna be hungry, but I don't know what I want.

SPEAKER_12:

You know who we should have on the podcast at some point. What you know who we should have on the podcast at some point? Who? What? Cole.

SPEAKER_02:

Hell yeah. Agreed. Somebody call him up right now. I don't have his phone number. Hey Cole, you want to be on the podcast? I don't know if you even listen to this. I don't think he does. I don't think he does. Probably for for good.

SPEAKER_10:

It wouldn't surprise me if he doesn't even know what this is.

SPEAKER_07:

I tricked him into drinking tequila. And it was very funny.

SPEAKER_10:

That was pretty funny.

SPEAKER_12:

Yes.

SPEAKER_07:

When? At your house? Uh the night before the wedding? Or was it setting one?

SPEAKER_12:

It was after. Because he was like, it was the night of the wedding. It was when we went back to Coco's house. He said he needed some water. Switch just goes, Yeah, here, you can have some of mine. Oh my god. And he dressed a fucking cup of tequila. Yeah. Well, he took a sip, and then he was like, That's not fucking water. And then like before he left, he was like, Don't drink switches' water, it's not fucking water.

SPEAKER_01:

I don't antenna, but I don't see the boxes.

SPEAKER_02:

I wish I knew how many fucking ducks that you guys bought. Hey, they're poopy.

SPEAKER_01:

I wish I did too, but we don't speak. We just grabbed handfuls and did not count. Yeah, there should be speaker. What's up?

SPEAKER_10:

Oh, did you call Cole? Yeah, I'm calling Cole.

SPEAKER_12:

Hell yeah. Let's go.

SPEAKER_10:

Yeah, uh, so we're currently in the Matman Discord, and the boys want to talk to you specifically, but they didn't know how to ask, so I'm just gonna boss to the wall, be like, hey man, you want to be in the uh the voice chat right now?

SPEAKER_02:

Not what happened. You need to tell them we're recording a podcaster, it's illegal.

SPEAKER_10:

Yeah, yeah, just topping the the voice chat. Jesus fucking Christ. Uh more or less, yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

What do you think?

SPEAKER_10:

Specifically were like, man, I wish Cole were in here, and I'm like, you know what? Fuck it. We're gonna get him in here. Who was the one that said it? Oh, here it is. Was me okay, it was you, okay. Just random shit. But we brought up the wedding and we're talking about stories that involved you, and Coco was like, man, we need to get him in here.

SPEAKER_02:

Alright. Did he say no?

SPEAKER_10:

Oh, we always talk about you.

SPEAKER_02:

Well, that was real unfortunate.

SPEAKER_03:

I think he's still on the phone.

SPEAKER_10:

Okay. I think most of us should still be on.

SPEAKER_02:

How long are we gonna drag the podcast out now? How long have we been recording?

SPEAKER_10:

Um, 38 minutes.

SPEAKER_12:

Well, not really.

SPEAKER_10:

Um talk to you later, boo boo.

SPEAKER_02:

Time to get off myself. Talk to y'all ladies. Oh, see ya PG. PPG, PBG, special guest. Bye, PBG. PPG's PPG's first appearanism podcast.

SPEAKER_01:

Oh, everybody.

SPEAKER_02:

Goodbye, PPG. Goodbye, PPG. So wait, what did Cole say? I couldn't really hear all that. Did you even hear me when I said you have to let him know we're recording a podcast before he comes in or it's illegal?

SPEAKER_10:

Oh, I did, but I ignored you, as per usual.

SPEAKER_02:

Okay. Did you not hear the or it's illegal part?

SPEAKER_10:

Uh I did, and again, I chose to ignore it, which is the legal team. We got a legal team for that. I'll figure it out.

SPEAKER_02:

We do not have a legal team.

SPEAKER_12:

Yeah, we got murky. It's Satan. It's me. I did not actually go to law school. Yeah, murky, do the legal thing.

SPEAKER_08:

Objection. Yeah, see, he's got a good idea. Inadequate evidence. Yes. See? Big words. Perjury. Insufficient something. Uh, we'll work on that one.

SPEAKER_07:

Okay. Um, but Penta. Oh, wait, that's medicine.

SPEAKER_09:

Trimfiah. I think that's a good one.

SPEAKER_12:

Sounds like medicine.

SPEAKER_09:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10:

Because it is. Unlike Trevor the Hedgehog.

SPEAKER_02:

Shut the fuck up. I'm gonna get so many fucking Trevor the Hedgehog things now for the next five weeks that E's just gonna sit. You're no, you're gonna send them to me. Cause I know how you work. I'm gonna just be working and I'm gonna get a random text here. I'm just gonna like Nature take its course. Nope, you're fucking stupid if you think that's how it's gonna happen. Fucking stupid.

SPEAKER_10:

I am fucking stupid. However, I'm not gonna send you a single Trevor thing. On my word right now, on Xeno's life, I will not send you any Trevor the Hedgehog.

SPEAKER_02:

If you send me a single Trevor the Hedgehog thing in the next two months, you fucking owe me five bucks. Alright, you know what? Deal. I'm gonna forget that we made this bet entirely. And then you're gonna be a good thing.

SPEAKER_08:

He put on Xeno's life. Xeno has to die if he does.

SPEAKER_02:

Well, Xeno already fucking killed paid, so. Oh, do you want to explain what so how did what happened? What happened with that?

SPEAKER_12:

How did how did this happen? What had happened was from the very beginning for our listeners, you know. We're doing a soul link. Uh E, uh, another coworker and myself. And uh, you know, you got uh in a soul link. If one of your Pokemon die, the same corresponding Pokemon that was caught in the same route as your teammates also dies. So uh we've been doing this on lunch break. Um he was off work today handling personal business, and um I was playing by myself in the lunchroom with uh other coworker who forgot his switch, and I was like, I'm just gonna grind some levels today because I'm kind of behind on levels compared to you guys, so I'll just do that. And I have Mac the C Dot, all of my Pokemon nicknamed after nuts, by the way. So I have Mac the C Dot, I have uh Tyrogue named Wall, um, because Macadania nut walnut. Um I have a so they're nuts, but without the nut part. Correct. Okay, so uh then I've got the sheep, I can't remember his name, Wolo.

SPEAKER_10:

Wulu, yeah.

SPEAKER_12:

Um his name is P. Um, and I've got Grookey Pistache.

SPEAKER_02:

Um why not pistachio?

SPEAKER_12:

I just I thought pistache was a cool name.

SPEAKER_02:

Okay.

SPEAKER_12:

So pistache. Um and I I was doing some grinding, getting the levels, right? And um I had Grookey out front, level 14, and I find a uh what's his name? Um, which is a fighting type, you know. Uh I believe normal fighting. And I was like, these bitches give a lot of XP. I'm a fucking, I'm gonna get this bitch, right? And uh Grookey started getting messed up a little bit, so I was like, alright, I'm gonna pull Grookie out. Mac has over half HP, should be fine. I'm gonna throw him in so I can use a potion on Grookey real quick, and then throw Gookie back in. Finish this off. I throw Mac in, Mac gets hit with a payback immediately, one shot kills him. So, in tandem, that means Cade the Yamper also dies, and Carp Carp the Magikarp also perished.

SPEAKER_02:

So that's very well.

SPEAKER_10:

My Pokemon are Xeno themed. So my uh Sabble is actually named after Xeno's real name. Then we have Mr. D the Pity. Or you know, wait, did you say Mr.

SPEAKER_02:

Deep Pity?

SPEAKER_10:

No, Mr. D.

SPEAKER_02:

I was very confused how that was related to Xeno.

SPEAKER_10:

Uh then we had Cade the Yamper. I can't believe you killed Kade. And now we have Tommy Oliver the Panjam. I thought you liked Cade Zeno. I do.

SPEAKER_12:

I thought he did too, but apparently not. Who's really the villain here? Because he named Yamper Cade. Yamper is a dog. Mortal enemy of Cade.

SPEAKER_10:

All that in the hopes maybe you, of all people, might be careful in your playthrough. What generation are you playing?

SPEAKER_12:

I was careful. Scarline pilot.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, well, you could have asked.

SPEAKER_07:

Caught something that uh when you said that uh your Pokemon were named after Xeno, I thought you were gonna have like Big Dickinson.

SPEAKER_10:

You know, it's still early in the playthrough at the moment.

SPEAKER_12:

Matman gave me an excellent name for the next Pokemon that I catch that's nut related. Yeah. Uh it's gonna be D's.

SPEAKER_02:

D's nut.

SPEAKER_12:

Yeah. Pretty excited to uh name another Pokemon.

SPEAKER_02:

Fucking E's gonna kill that one immediately.

SPEAKER_12:

I uh ran into a level 26 Onyx uh during my lunch break today and immediately ran from it. So what happens if you got trapped?

SPEAKER_07:

What'd you say, Switch?

SPEAKER_12:

I would have cried.

SPEAKER_07:

Oh, I said he ran because it looked, it was like he's looking in the mirror.

SPEAKER_02:

The fucking big bulgy fucking. Yeah. Oh dude, I farted, it smells awful.

SPEAKER_12:

Dude, I farted earlier and it smelled awful. I don't have that problem, but I did take a massive.

SPEAKER_02:

When did we make this bet?

SPEAKER_12:

I also took a massive.

SPEAKER_02:

We made this bet before you sent everything in the ADHD after dark chat, right? It was actually Capture. That's what I that that's oh we that's what I was asking.

SPEAKER_10:

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We we made the bet after. Okay. Uh plus the last three images are not Trevor.

SPEAKER_02:

What the fuck you mean?

SPEAKER_10:

Yeah, that's not Trevor the Hedgehog.

SPEAKER_02:

I fucking hate it.

SPEAKER_10:

Uh gosh, I'm trying to remember. Look at our blade name. D1E. Yeah, that's Sonic's twin brother, Manic. But all three of them Sonic's sister, Sonic himself, and Manic are all voiced by Jaleel White.

SPEAKER_02:

I'm gonna be honest, I just learned that Sonic has a sister and a brother. That's a lie, they're all just different colors. Fuck you, Coco. Fuck you, fuck you, bitch.

SPEAKER_10:

But now, like, I feel like I can't even mention the particular green hedgehog without Coco being like, oh, I'll no me five bucks.

SPEAKER_02:

I said send me a fucking like message. I did say that, so you can fucking talk about him.

SPEAKER_10:

So so I can discuss Trevor the Hedgehog.

SPEAKER_02:

If I get a DM or text message or anything that's related to that, I'm calling your ass on it.

SPEAKER_12:

Trevor the Hedgehog is a hundred percent a fan-made character.

SPEAKER_10:

What do you mean? He's Canon. What do you mean?

SPEAKER_09:

Fuck up.

SPEAKER_10:

He has his own wiki article. What do you mean? Trevor the Hedgehog's real. Yep. You're so right.

SPEAKER_02:

Dude, when Xeno does that, that's worse than him fucking disagreeing with you. When he's just like, yep, alright, you're right. Oh god. How much time do we got left? Oh, we actually started this right at seven. Yeah. Nice. I'm hungry, boys. I think I thought you were Xeno. Nice. Gaz is gonna bring us home or chicken nuggies. No. He should.

SPEAKER_10:

Ooh. One against one. So you're going to tell me, Zeno, that is a doctored image.

SPEAKER_02:

That is after dark chat to see if you sent it there. Nope.

SPEAKER_10:

Nope. Nope. It's specifically sent to Xeno. It's a Spider-Man back here. What was your question? You're telling me that this is a doctored image. Uh that would be correct, yes. You're telling me that this is not official art from Sega.

SPEAKER_02:

Pull open the game and get to the part where he's at.

SPEAKER_12:

Uh that would be correct, yes.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh my fucking compensate.

SPEAKER_10:

I don't know what you're talking about, Zeno. You're just dead wrong. There's no way around him.

SPEAKER_08:

No fucking way, Coco. Really? Did you see that shit? Are you fucking kidding me?

SPEAKER_12:

What happened?

SPEAKER_08:

Nothing. He's a fucking he's Jeff the Landshark. He pulls out a briefcase and puts on a suit, and people stop attacking. They won't attack Jeff when he's on his little when he's in his little professional outfit.

SPEAKER_12:

That's fantastic.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh man, it was so good.

SPEAKER_12:

That is literally the person that created fucking Trevor the Hedgehog. Send me a YouTube video of the YouTube creator.

SPEAKER_02:

Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. Is this character in a game? No. Okay. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Zeno, Xeno, I'm digging you a hole here. You can send me a video of you playing this game. Like. Actually, no. I have to be in the voice chat when you're playing it. Load up the level, get to the point where he's at in the game, and then I'll believe you. No mods.

SPEAKER_01:

No mods.

SPEAKER_02:

And if it's on a game cube, I will give you anilla. And if it's on a game cube or anything, I can supply you the parts to be able to play on an original GameCube because I do not want to see it on an emulator. And then Coco will give you$20. Yeah, I will give you$20 and the other bet's off. So what am I gonna do?

SPEAKER_12:

He's gonna figure out how to do it.

SPEAKER_10:

Because I mean, right now, the only thing he's really accessible on right now is the new Sonic Racing game. Which I'm currently sending Xeno.

SPEAKER_02:

The new Sonic Racing game on what system?

SPEAKER_10:

On every system that's out right now, I believe.

SPEAKER_02:

So you're telling me that.

SPEAKER_10:

I know it's on Twitch 2 and PC, I think. I don't I I assume it's on PS5 and Xbox.

SPEAKER_02:

You're telling me this game's on on the Steam.

SPEAKER_10:

It I believe it is.

SPEAKER_02:

Do you have do you have it loaded? I don't own the game now. How much is this fucking game? Like 50 bucks. If I buy this for you, it's fucking counting as the bet money. I'm paying you an additional$20 on top of that. I'll wait for it to go on sale. He's about to get fucking Sonic Racer. No, he's not because I had to spend$5,200 on my car.

SPEAKER_12:

Yeah, that's that's pretty fucked up.

SPEAKER_05:

Long time. I am absolutely ready. Show me your naked body.

SPEAKER_02:

Fucking remember when Barkie forgot I was streaming and he fucking said that, and I was like, oh, okay.

SPEAKER_12:

Also, anybody else want to vote on the DoorDash? Yay, nay. Oh yeah, sorry. Uh noodles and company. Oh that's a good one.

SPEAKER_07:

Oh, that is a really good one. But fuck that.

SPEAKER_11:

Really? Yeah. Oh.

SPEAKER_07:

You just doxxed yourself, brother.

SPEAKER_11:

No, I don't live there. I just said that they closed it. You're not?

SPEAKER_07:

No. Oh. He's close. Oh, I forgot you moved. I didn't move.

unknown:

Oh.

SPEAKER_07:

You're just dumb. Fuck you. You can't even read the letter as PC, bitch. Big dumb bitch. You what? Fucking ugly bitch.

SPEAKER_02:

Bro, I can't believe Xeno said what he said. Ooh, Murky said panda.

SPEAKER_07:

Alright, I got one more.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, where did he say panda?

SPEAKER_12:

He texted it to me.

SPEAKER_02:

Ah, so it sounds like it's it's two against one. So you're getting DoorDash. Have fun spending money, bitch.

SPEAKER_11:

You could go drive and get it.

SPEAKER_12:

No, why in the fuck would I do that? He's lazy as shit. He ain't gonna do that. What the fuck are you talking about?

SPEAKER_02:

Remember when you used to cook out all of your meals and stuff like that? And you're like, man, this feels great. You're slowly dipping. You're slowly dipping back into it.

SPEAKER_12:

Every now and then, I'm like, I don't feel like cooking anything.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah, but it's been a little more than every now and then. It's been a little bit of more time.

SPEAKER_12:

When's the last time? The last time I was in VC. Yeah. I'm gonna look at my credit cards and tell you when it was.

SPEAKER_02:

He's gonna say it was the last time we were in VC. Yeah. I need to know this now. This is crucial information. Oh, you're sending me Dick Pixie? Nice.

SPEAKER_07:

What happened in reality, Coco, is he made dinner one time and he was like, wow, this feels really good. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

That sounds like a problem.

SPEAKER_09:

I do have a confession to make. It is not a trip of the hedgehog related, though.

SPEAKER_02:

Okay. Yeah. Do you love me? Do you secretly want to have my babies?

SPEAKER_10:

Uh you remember when you were like, hey E, since I guess who your like number one most listened to band is, you have to like where are my feet picks? Yeah, those weren't real feet picks, those weren't yours. My feet picks.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, who'd you send me?

SPEAKER_10:

Those switches.

SPEAKER_02:

Okay.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah, yeah. I got some white feet, so they pass for it.

SPEAKER_08:

The last time they weren't hairy enough, so you know it wasn't funny.

SPEAKER_12:

Last time I ordered DoorDash for myself was November 14th. No, no, no. It was for yourself. Metro Diner.

SPEAKER_02:

For yourself. When was the last time you ordered DoorDash? Metro Diner.

SPEAKER_12:

Friday.

SPEAKER_02:

I got pizza for everybody that was over at my house. Okay, well, that's fair. You probably could have just also just fucking ordered it from the pizza place. From the pizza place, yeah. It probably would have been.

SPEAKER_12:

It was Hall's Kitchen, so they don't deliver. So I order it through DoorDash to get the delivery.

SPEAKER_11:

Fair enough.

unknown:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11:

Are you ready?

SPEAKER_08:

No.

SPEAKER_02:

If I'm ready.

SPEAKER_08:

Oh, you let him fucking die, Coco. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_02:

That was his fault. He's fucking he's fucking dumb. I'm surprised Murphy's not in here playing.

SPEAKER_00:

I'm about to fucking bust a nut. Smash some dinner for done.

SPEAKER_02:

We have it for dinner. You should get a panda.

SPEAKER_08:

No, it's pecan maple syrup pork chops. Oh. I did not know that that's where that was like uh uh one of those HelloFresh meals. No, no, this is all fucking hand ground. You think murky does HelloFresh? I could see Dustin doing HelloFresh.

SPEAKER_12:

Yeah, I used to as well. That was very nice.

SPEAKER_08:

We've had it before, and yeah, it's fucking soup.

SPEAKER_12:

How in the hell did you figure out you could do that?

SPEAKER_00:

Um she found recipe. That makes sense. Totally makes sense.

SPEAKER_02:

I'm about to make this Bucky regret his decisions. Oh nope, he found a health pack. There's a bucky behind you guys, by the way.

SPEAKER_08:

Hey, heads up.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh boy.

SPEAKER_08:

Oh my flour.

SPEAKER_02:

Well, I guess this this game is gonna be the last one that uh once once I'm done with this game, the podcast is over. I guess. That's kind of how we're gonna run it. Um that sounds delicious. I kind of want some.

SPEAKER_08:

That was a solid hour.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, somebody's on the point.

SPEAKER_10:

Awkward silence, awkward silence, awkward silence.

SPEAKER_02:

Nope. I'm oh tell us more about Trevor. Oh no! Your team ruined it. It was gonna be a moment. All this that was gonna kill me. Uh yeah, there's there's gonna be a little awkward silence here at the silence here at the end. I'm gonna have stuff to talk about. Have we got anything else that you want to fucking say?

SPEAKER_12:

Um fucking you guys hear about the Baja Blast Pie at Taco Bell? Kevin the Hedgehog or something.

SPEAKER_10:

I have heard that it's like a weird key lime pie, but almost chemically a key lime pie. Like there's just something off about it.

SPEAKER_02:

I still want it so bad. I feel like you would. Has anybody had the McDonald's or what was it McDonald's that did like the pickle fries or some shit like that? I think it is.

SPEAKER_12:

Uh, isn't it happening right now?

SPEAKER_02:

Can you get Grinch socks or some shit? I gotta McRib in the club.

SPEAKER_12:

You gotta McRib today? Yeah, I regret it. I haven't been to McDonald's.

SPEAKER_02:

Did you say you regret it?

SPEAKER_12:

I don't know how it is.

SPEAKER_10:

Sitting really heavy. Genuinely don't remember the last time I went out of my way from McDonald's.

SPEAKER_08:

Like you bite it in the meat and you know it's like fucking just it's fake.

SPEAKER_12:

It was made in a lab.

SPEAKER_08:

The fucking lab grown rib. Or it's everything that was spilt on the ground and just like scooped out. There's no way it's not.

SPEAKER_10:

I had a couple of buyers according to the Campbell CEO, like their meat is 3D printed. Yeah, that shit was that only poor people buy it.

SPEAKER_12:

I mean, that was me. I am poor people. I haven't had Campbell soup in I don't know how long either.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh the CEO says shit, right?

SPEAKER_12:

Yeah, like there's good reasons what I'm supposed to be doing here. I don't either. Uh it says the disable the towers and mirrors. It's clearly right here. But oh, you did something. Or maybe I did something.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh my god, that guy, you hurt his feelings, bro. Oh no. Uh oh, is that this? This is fucking quick play, dude. You're being an asshole now, Switch.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah. I wasn't serious, though. I was giving him shit.

SPEAKER_06:

It wasn't doing damage earlier.

SPEAKER_02:

There's an Angelo back here on my butthole.

SPEAKER_07:

Um, looks like you gotta deal with that, huh?

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah. Well, I mean, it sounds like we're kind of out of stuff to do, so I don't know. Anybody got any final words before I figure out how to hit the stop?

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah, there was one time where we went to the bar, we were all going to the bar. This was after Murky's wedding. And uh we were waiting for everybody to get there. Oh, the gunshot! Yeah, the gunshot, and then also my stomach, bro. You tell it, you tell it better than I do. Look at stories about me, and I can't even tell them.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh my god. We're well, I mean, we're in the middle of um uh what I would say is a very probably dangerous area for switch to be at, uh, considering he's brown.

SPEAKER_08:

Um Zeno's house. Continue.

SPEAKER_12:

Nah, that's not down the street from my house. It's like it's like five minutes away.

SPEAKER_02:

And I was just like, ah, it'll be fine. It's not gonna be that bad. Well, before we open up the door, pretty sure we heard a gunshot go off. And I was like, That's possible. We'll be fine. It'll be fine. We'll just we'll just wait here till we see some people that we know. And Switch is like a couple shots.

SPEAKER_12:

Shots off in the backyard every few months, just like you had to poop real bad, right?

SPEAKER_02:

You're like, I gotta poop. I gotta poop, I gotta poop. But I was like, I was like, we'll wait for the sh we'll wait for a little bit because uh I don't want to go out there since I just heard a shot, and I was just explaining that you'll probably be safe.

SPEAKER_01:

Uh and then switch his stomach goes, and I'm like and I'm like, maybe we should go in.

SPEAKER_12:

Um I couldn't imagine having to take a shit at that sketchy ass bar, too.

SPEAKER_07:

Yeah, and then I couldn't find the fucking bathroom. I couldn't find the fucking bathroom either. It took me like five minutes to find the bathroom.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh my god. That was pretty hilarious. It was wild.

SPEAKER_10:

Yeah. He got all the AIDS. Every single time.

SPEAKER_02:

Yeah, AIDS one, AIDS two, AIDS three. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10:

Oh, yeah. There's different levels. Like there's tiers, kind of like a subscription on Twitch.

SPEAKER_02:

Space AIDS, Space Aid is is the worst one that you can get. Space AIDS is pretty weird.

SPEAKER_08:

Subscription on Twitter.

SPEAKER_02:

You can get a subscription to AIDS. Very funny. Alright, well, that's gonna be a goodbye, everybody! Hold on, hold on, hold on. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_10:

I'm waiting. Okay. Yeah. Trevor Burrus The Hedgehog doesn't exist.

SPEAKER_02:

Oh, okay. I kind of figured.

SPEAKER_10:

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02:

Okay. Goodbye, everybody.

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