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S4 E12: Trevor the Hedgehog

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A jar explodes in the pantry and we’re sure it’s a ghost. Turns out it’s caramel and gravity—but that sticky mess becomes the perfect kickoff to a night where anxiety runs hot, jokes run long, and real life keeps interrupting our games. We swap quick wedding updates and then dive into the wild pre‑ceremony saga: a set of DMs that detonates a relationship in front of a room full of friends. It’s cringey, messy, and uncomfortably honest, and we talk about boundaries, consent, and how fast group chats become courtrooms when receipts start flying.

The mood whiplash is classic us. One minute we’re laughing about a server who sweetly assumes “partner” while bagging leftovers, the next we’re stress‑testing trust with a cat baptism prank that pushes the line from funny to frayed. If you’ve ever had friends who love bits a little too much, you’ll feel this one. Meanwhile, games are buzzing in the background—Destiny chaos, Rivals calls, and an indie horror throwback—until our soul‑link Pokémon run turns into a team ethics lesson: one bad swap, three partners down. It’s hilarious and a little brutal, just like co‑op with people you love.

We wander into car repairs that cost more than a console, DoorDash vs cooking debates, and a culinary redemption arc courtesy of maple‑pecan pork chops. A long, committed riff on “Trevor the Hedgehog” tests the limits of confidence theater; spoiler, he’s not real. We close on a bar story with a suspected gunshot and a desperate bathroom hunt, because of course we do. If ADHD friendship, unfiltered storytelling, gaming side‑quests, and chaotic humor are your thing, you’ll feel at home here.

Hit follow, share this episode with a friend who loves a good bit, and drop a review with your most chaotic pre‑event story—we’ll read the wildest ones on a future show.

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Cold Open And Piano Rant

SPEAKER_02

First or second time. I'm starting the ADHD after dark recording. Hell yeah. Pianos. Piano. You know why you're also gonna have a pain in the ass? Do you know why you're also gonna have a pain in the ass fucking shipping a piano across the country?

SPEAKER_10

They're fucking heavy.

SPEAKER_02

No. No. You're also gonna have to tune it. Yeah.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, I don't know how to do that. Some of you guys is gonna have to do that.

SPEAKER_02

None of nobody they have to make professional fucking people to do that. You hire somebody to do that. You know what you don't have to tune though? A fucking keyboard. A keyboard. I think Ronnie could tune it. Dude, each string has three fucking strings. Yeah. Ronnie's not gonna want to do that.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, but if I pay him.

Welcome And Guest Intros

SPEAKER_02

He's gonna take the money and run. He's a raccoon. But there's well, he'd only run to the garbage can in the kitchen because No, he'll run to the fucking alcohol store and drink all the alcohol and pass the fucking down. Yeah, I was sending a score to everyone. I that came across my feed before you sent it to me. Um well welcome to ADHD after dark. Uh we have special guests, PPG, Matman, and Skip Tracer Randy. Hello.

SPEAKER_11

Hello?

SPEAKER_02

And Skip Tracer Randy. Oh Skip Tracer Randy. Don't you see? And Murky's now the fat badger.

SPEAKER_07

You should bleep that out because uh that may be copyrighted by a TV show. I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_10

The name TV show can copyright these nuts.

SPEAKER_02

That's like saying I can't fucking talk about a character from a TV show. They need my ass.

SPEAKER_07

One more round.

SPEAKER_02

One more rounds. So this episode, Zeno and Matt are playing fucking Destiny, and me and fucking Switch, who is Skip Tracer Randy, are playing uh Rivals. Murky had an interesting evening already.

SPEAKER_08

So there was a half hour where I definitely thought the house was haunted.

unknown

Okay.

The “Haunted” Caramel Pantry Incident

SPEAKER_08

Well the house is haunted. So what I what I thought had happened, like, so I don't know really where to start. I walked outside and we were we had just finished decorating the Christmas. And I walk outside and I hear like a like a crash as I'm finishing my spirit. So I put it out real quick. I go in, I look around, I'm like, what the hell? Like she's in the bathroom, like Dusty's in the bathroom. And I just happened to look at the pantry because I was like, ooh, I should grab a snack. And I go open the pantry. Yeah, yeah, the fat badger was gonna snack. And I open the door, and there's this brownish gooey liquid on the ground. Oh, ecnoplasm everywhere! Yeah, I'm like, fucking the this ghost came all over the place. And I open it, and there's uh glass all over the place, and I see the see the broken jar, and it's the caramel, like a full jar of caramel. So there's caramel fucking everywhere. I'm like, well, this is gonna suck dick to clean up. And I look and it's like on one end and the other end. I'm like, there's no way this this jar was just hopping all around hell's half acre, getting caramel around this entire the entirety of this.

SPEAKER_02

You gotta fucking poltergeist, dude. I'm like, this is a fucking ghost. It's a poltergeist.

SPEAKER_07

Your house is haunted and you've found that out right now, and you're sitting in the dark. No, no.

SPEAKER_08

So I start like getting to clean it up. I grab some cleaner, grab a bunch of paper towel, girl, I'll get all wiped up, and I'll spray it all down and wipe it up again. Whatever. Carmel's not easy to clean up. And uh, so I'm doing that, I'm doing that. I'm like, this thing's gonna like launch one of these jars of marinara at my head. And I'm going to get more paper towel and Dusty's in the kitchen. I'm like, did we leave the door open at some point? Like the cats did this, like some time ago. When's the last time you were in the pantry? What she said to me is I was just in the pantry and I was grabbing stuff, and then I walked away, and as I walked away, I heard a crash, and then I had to go to the bathroom. Uh what my brain still heard, because like I heard the words, but I didn't process any of it. I'm like, how am I gonna tell how am I gonna tell her that this place is all the house is on we need to get out?

SPEAKER_12

You're just fixated on the house is fucking haunted.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. So I didn't take any of that, and I'm like, all right, yeah, I gotta clean more hurry. More hurry, gotta leave. Yeah, hurry, gotta get out of here. Yeah. And uh, so I sprayed everything down, got it all cleaned up, eventually got all the glass up. Or so I thought. I'm pretty sure I might have like a little sliver or something in my foot. Like a fucking idiot. But coming to find out, I got to clean it. I'm like, it's all like it's handed. We're handed.

SPEAKER_02

It's handed. We gotta go back to the apartment. By the way, by the way, Merky moved everybody.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah. I'm like, while you were like when I went outside, what were you doing? She's like, I told you. I grabbed stuff out of the cabinet, and then I heard a crash. I was like, oh. Oh, so we don't need to leave. Okay. Why do we need to leave?

SPEAKER_02

Handed. Handed. Handed, huh? Yeah, so for the listeners, Murky moved. I'm married. I moved.

SPEAKER_10

We have more than listeners. We we have viewers too. Do we have viewers?

SPEAKER_01

What up, viewers?

SPEAKER_10

Maybe.

SPEAKER_02

Do we upload this anywhere? That like would have no dude.

SPEAKER_10

You're the one who uploads.

SPEAKER_02

I just fucking put it on Buzz Sprout and shit happens. You're in charge. I don't know where it goes. I'm in charge. Fucking barely. Fucking I I just hope it fucking goes up, and every now and then I get an email that says people listened.

SPEAKER_06

No, it's not murky.

SPEAKER_02

It's just Farha.

SPEAKER_12

Okay. Farha also listens.

SPEAKER_02

Farha listens.

SPEAKER_12

How are you doing, Farha? Shout out to Farha, by the way.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, Farha, Farha and KK at the at my wedding.

Shoutouts, Marriage News, And Wedding Karaoke

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10

Oh, that's right. By the way, listeners, uh Coco got married. Yes, I got married. You just said that. I did. I did.

SPEAKER_08

He kind of just like passed right over it, though. I feel like that's kind of.

SPEAKER_06

He didn't really point. Need to give it some oomph some pizzazz.

SPEAKER_02

We sang I want it that way. In the back room. We also sang him when the game boat goes on. We did. That was at the end of the night. That is not on the wedding video.

SPEAKER_08

That's the only time that's ever been sang at a wedding.

SPEAKER_02

Guaranteed. Probably will be the only other the only time that it ever happens unless like Xeno or E let me do it at theirs.

SPEAKER_10

Or did you assume anyone else is getting married?

SPEAKER_02

I have faith.

SPEAKER_11

Gotta have faith to fate to fate.

SPEAKER_02

What in the fuck? Sorry, I'm also playing Rivals, so I'm like half distracted. Right, right, right, right, right. Alright, just like Xeno, just like Xeno's playing Destiny right now, and it's probably well, I mean, Mat Man is just very good at dealing with chaos because he's a DM.

SPEAKER_08

You know what we do have is the story of the day before your wedding when I was driving back for PA.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah?

SPEAKER_08

What happened there? I forgot already. Okay. Disgusting. How the dude wanted my wife to beg him. Oh could we forget that?

SPEAKER_02

How could we forget that?

Pre‑Wedding Pegging Scandal Unfolds

SPEAKER_08

How could we forget that? Go ahead, Murky. So from my perspective, it's very funny because I'm driving back from Pennsylvania and uh I'm driving back and I get a phone call, and I'm like an hour and a half, like two hours out still, probably. And Dusty calls me and she's fucking dying laughing, and she's and then she's like I think it's really serious, and she's like, I have all your friends here, so you know this is true. I'm like, alright. She's like, I have another dude hit me up wanting me to peg it. And I was like, no, okay. I've been driving for fucking nine hours at this point. Like, I'm tired, I'm beat down. I got this wedding tomorrow, and I'm like, I know I want to be, you know, somewhat well rested for this day. And I'm like, well, continue. She's like, well, everyone's here, and everyone is like messaging him back. Yeah. Who's everyone? Everyone. Yeah, everyone. So I'm like, alright, and she tells me who it is, and I know who it is. And like, I know some of his family. I'm like, oh, this is this is bad. But yeah, dude was down bad for getting stuff in his butt. Uh dude, the worst part he was sent a picture of the joke party dildo that Coco owns. Yeah. And he was like, I want you to fucking pulverize my asshole. He's like, Oh, oh yeah. And then I think it was it was either gas or maybe coal. Uh messaging, like, oh, you're like a real fucking piece of shit, aren't you?

SPEAKER_00

And he's like, Yeah, I'm a fucking piece of garbage.

SPEAKER_08

I love that shit. So don't tell me I'm worthless. I'm dirt. I'm worse than dirt. Oh my god. Found out, uh, come to find out. Um, he had a fiance that he has multiple children with.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Oh my god. Guess messaged her.

SPEAKER_08

Guess fucking messaged her. Justin hit her up. It's like, hey, like, you know, like your dude, your dude's out here looking for strange, but not like to fuck, like to get fucked.

SPEAKER_02

And then fucking we watched a relationship crumble, and he's like, Why would you text her? Why would you text her? And she was just like, now he's just trying to fucking say bullshit. Yeah, he's done this some stuff like this before, and he's just trying to get out of it. I was like, wow, what a fucking thing. My wedding, my fucking my marriage life's gonna be great because we killed a relationship to make mine fucking last year.

SPEAKER_08

Make it flourish. Fucking law of equivalent to this. And then uh I get convinced to go to Coco's. Obviously, it's the night before the wedding, so I show up and got all the info, and yeah, it's uh quite comical.

SPEAKER_02

It was fucking wild. You have so many wild stories about just fucking dudes. What about the fucking waiter one where you fucking dudes? Uh you were where fucking the waiter thought you and Ethan were thrumble with dust.

SPEAKER_08

Oh my god. Yeah, we went to a really nice restaurant in Chicago. Uh, myself, Dusty, and Ethan. And it was really, really nice dinner. And uh Armando, our server, comes to come put it away for us. Good old Armando. Armando, man. He's the real one. It's fantastic. Fantastic.

SPEAKER_02

If you're listening, Armando, you earned every bit of bag. Armando, if you're here, bro.

SPEAKER_08

Dude, if Armando's listening, I'll be shocked. So uh he puts mine and Dusty's together in a bag, our leftovers, and then he goes to put Ethan's in a separate bag, and Ethan's like, oh, like, why didn't you put mine with theirs? Kind of just like messing around. There's no room in this other bag. And he and Armando's like, oh my god, I am so sorry. And like, no, man, it's not a big deal. Like, we're just messing around. Not a big deal. He's like, no, I I apologize. I am so sorry. And uh anyway, we get our stuff and go to the restroom. Dusty just so me and Ethan go to the restroom together, which probably didn't look great either. Probably didn't look super great. Um we go to the bathroom and come out, and then Dusty goes in the bathroom, and I'm waiting for her. And while I'm waiting for her, Armando sees me and like hustles up to me. I was like, oh, good, like, good. Ethan is already going out for the trial. And he comes up, he's like, oh, Mr. David, Mr. David, uh you uh your your female friend from the table left her purse. And I was like, oh, okay, like I can like I can take that, not a problem. He goes, oh no, no, I and he stops and he's like, I uh and he like he's thinking for a second, he's like, I gave it to your partner outside. Because I had that outside and I saw him and I gave it to your partner. I couldn't even correct him at that point. I was just like, thanks, Armando. I really, really appreciate it. Thanks, Armando. I hope the rest of your night goes really well. And so then I got to tell everybody that Armando thought me and Ethan were fucking looking.

SPEAKER_02

Ethan was dying when you told him that he was like, no way.

SPEAKER_08

He was cackling, and we were going to a Han Zimmer concert. Yeah, and then you what did you say at the Han Zimmer concert? Fucking Oh, fuck me up, music daddy. Yeah, Ethan fucking screamed at you.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, this is the kind of legal.

SPEAKER_08

That's why you can't say that shit. That's why people think we're fucking because you say shit like that.

Armando, Leftovers, And Accidental “Partners”

SPEAKER_01

I mean, he's not wrong.

SPEAKER_02

Oh fuck me up, music daddy. You can't say that shit.

SPEAKER_06

Oh my god. I'm very upset. I disabled this thing before we could get to it, Zeno.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, you're trying to fucking cheat stuff in the game?

SPEAKER_06

No, there's one of the sword upgrades you get from talking to a beggar that's here in Tharsis Outpost. Did you just call me? Uh nothing. Um, in fact, I hadn't referenced you in a while. You haven't even been a part of my memory. I compressed.

SPEAKER_10

But I'm actually a segment of Coco's memory. He just uses AI to give me in these podcasts every once in a while.

SPEAKER_02

You were here before AI was really that big.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah.

SPEAKER_06

He was giving out broken shit. And uh so they disabled him.

SPEAKER_02

We're not doing too good in this one, Switch. Um so how have you been?

SPEAKER_10

Uh the last like 48 hours have kind of been uh poo-poo garbage, is the best way to put it for me, but past that I guess okay. Poo poo garbage going through it.

SPEAKER_02

Dude, you were so sweaty at the wedding. Yes, I I I was looking at the fucking I was looking at the picture. Dude, I was looking at the pictures where they're like light corrected so it looks like they were taken in the middle of the day. Dude, your shirt is fucking. I feel bad for having you send it back. Like the guy that had to clean that was like, what happened?

SPEAKER_10

Like ever since I started Lexapro, man, I sweat like crazy.

SPEAKER_02

And just imagine, like, that got shipped back in like a plastic UPS bag. So like whatever was coming off of you just like fermented like we I hung dried it before I put it in. Oh, so it came out whenever they fucking opened the bag, the bag was going, and then whenever they took it out of the bag, it was still going.

SPEAKER_07

Did we ever figure out who that extra short belonged to?

SPEAKER_02

Miles. It had to have been Miles. Um, I think I think I think we did eventually did discover that it was Miles, but like um, I called them up just to make sure, and they were like, Yeah, they're all microchips, so like as long as it gets back, it doesn't matter who sends it back. And I was like, cool. Sweet. Sweet. Because somebody definitely fucked up.

SPEAKER_00

They all made them back.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, they all made it back. Mine's in my closet still. I bought mine. It was only like another 400 bucks.

SPEAKER_07

Unlike the ducks, you probably still haven't found them all.

SPEAKER_02

No, Gaz, Gaz fucking found one like two weeks ago. Nice.

SPEAKER_12

Switch called me immediately and was like, Zeno, Zeno, I I'm not gonna tell him. But did you have something to do with this? And I was like, I have no idea what you're talking about. And he's like, Zeno, come on.

SPEAKER_08

Come on.

SPEAKER_12

And I was like, I I legitimately have no idea what you're talking about right now. He's like, Oh. Okay. Uh well I'll see you later. Okay, bye.

Gaslighting Over A Cat Baptism

SPEAKER_02

And then I got the phone. I was like, what the fuck? You were like, what are you talking about? Yeah. No, I'm not entirely sure my cats. I'm I'm not entirely sure that my cats didn't eat at least one of them and they pooped it out and it's just gone forever.

SPEAKER_07

That'd be funny. Possible.

SPEAKER_02

I mean, my cats do like to eat whatever they see, if it can fit in their mouth. I think that's just a cat in general. To be fair.

SPEAKER_08

Kate's pretty think of it this way, Coco. One day you're gonna find the last duck. And you're still not gonna be sure. I'm gonna find the last duck.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, I was about to say that. I'm gonna find the last duck, and I'm not gonna be sure.

SPEAKER_12

You know what that just reminded me of? What did that remind you of? Murky, did you ever find the poop at the apartment?

unknown

What?

SPEAKER_12

What? There's a poop at the apartment. Who left a poop at the apartment? I left a poop at the apartment.

SPEAKER_08

Well now I as a matter of fact, I know there's there's no way.

SPEAKER_12

There is a way. Or it's packed away with something.

SPEAKER_02

Did you get your fucking security? Did you get your security deposit back or something? That's how you know.

SPEAKER_12

It's a fake poop, yeah. As like a play-doh poop, and Murky and I kept hiding it in each other's rooms. And so then it transpired from there to hiding it in each other's the ancient poop. Yeah. It's been around for a while. Um, but I last put it in Murky's apartment, and he's like, No, you didn't. When did you put it there? Years ago. Do you think it got packed?

SPEAKER_08

Do you think Dusty packed it?

unknown

I don't know.

SPEAKER_12

And it made it to the new house.

SPEAKER_08

Like oh, I put it inside of this random boot andor shoe. Or even that. Like, I don't know. I mean, did you look at everything that Dusty packed? No, the refrigerator is still there. Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_02

The refrigerator is still there, I hope. Yeah.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, I'm stealing the refrigerator. Sick, sick. Um I feel like now you're leading a wild goose chase. Like, it's not actually at the refrigerator.

SPEAKER_02

No, you're fine, man. Zeno, I want you to message me and tell me where it's at if you actually hit it.

SPEAKER_07

No. I figured. Me too, me too.

SPEAKER_02

We all need to know, and then nobody can tell Murky, and then we all gaslight him to places where it could be.

SPEAKER_07

Or we don't gaslight him because it's actually there. Or we do gaslight him because it's actually there.

SPEAKER_10

What if everybody gaslights him except for one person?

SPEAKER_02

It's like the last duck, you'll never know. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. Speaking of speaking of gaslighting, Zeno. Did you get Cade baptized?

SPEAKER_12

No. Do you want to do that? What's funny is like Boosted came in here one time after that and was just like Do you want to tell that? Do you want to tell the whole story? Oh yeah, absolutely. So this this actually stemmed from Krista. It wasn't even my idea. Um, she sent me a TikTok where people like call their friends and are like, hey, I'm gonna get the cat baptized. Like, are you gonna be there? Because like you're the godparent and stuff, and just super gaslight him into doing it. And uh Murky right away was like, Fuck you guys, I'm not fucking falling for you. You're not gaslighting me. And I was like, Murky, no, like Chris's parents are very Catholic, and it's very important that Chris's mom, so we're doing it for Chris's mom because she's gonna be moving in, and her mom won't like allow it unless she we baptized the cat and everybody in the household. And like literally everybody else was like, Yeah, I guess, whatever. It's kind of weird, but Merky was like full on, no, not fucking doing it. This is fucking bullshit. You're fucking trying to trick me. He was not having it. Big brains.

SPEAKER_02

It was pretty funny. I mean, it was funny at one point. I was like, see, like, if this is real, this is like what gaslighting your friends gets you. We've gaslit Murky one too many times that he won't believe something that might be borderline dumb, but maybe true. Yeah, I wasn't entirely convinced, but I was just like, yeah, fuck it, I'll go.

SPEAKER_08

I was entirely not like you were you were you won't be one direction or the other, but I was really not believing it the whole time you like murky's never gonna believe you. You gaslet him too many times. I go, yeah, you fucking have and it was done.

SPEAKER_07

At least you didn't react like my mom did, dude.

SPEAKER_02

Dude, your mom fucking switch call his mom, and she just goes, What the fuck? Yeah, I think so. Broke switch out of character immediately. Immediately, dude. He was gonna try to keep it going for a little bit, and he couldn't. Oh, and then you called Lena, and we had that we had that recorded actually. Fucking Lena. You go, she goes, Well, how are they gonna do it? And switch goes, you know those uh those dunk tanks?

SPEAKER_12

He's like, Yeah, so like you obviously the cat's not gonna be excited about it, so they're just gonna like hit the lever and fucking dunk him in it real quick.

SPEAKER_02

That's so mean.

The Ancient Fake Poop And Moving

SPEAKER_08

Oh shit. Zeno had a more believable one where he's like, they basically like Simba him, like they take a little bit of the water and just like go on his head.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah, just like splash a little water because that was the first thing. Like everybody's like, no fucking way, you're gonna dunk a cat underwater. And I was like, no, don't be stupid. I didn't even question that part. I didn't even question that part.

SPEAKER_08

Zeno started attacking people who even questioned it.

SPEAKER_02

I didn't even I didn't even question that part. I just went, alright, I'll be there.

SPEAKER_07

And I know I'm backpedaling the subject a little bit, but you're telling me that's where it is, and they have it. What? He sent us where the poop is.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, he sent he sent the poop. Oh, oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, did he send it in in the text? Oh my god. How the fuck did you not see that?

SPEAKER_12

I've hit it in his boots so many times before.

SPEAKER_02

It's fucking wild.

SPEAKER_08

I'm glad you guys don't make your living acting. You're not real good at it.

SPEAKER_07

Whatever you say, whatever you say.

SPEAKER_02

No, I won't. You better fucking check your mattress.

SPEAKER_12

It's the last time you cleaned out your truck, David.

SPEAKER_03

He said.

SPEAKER_08

Oh my god. Well, since no one gives a fuck about that. Um I have fishable ice now behind the house. Oh, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, you moved. We we kind of glazed over that fact too on your first story. Murky moved out of his out of his apartment that 100% still has a piece of poop in it. Um poop apartment. Poop apartment.

SPEAKER_08

Actually, no, the it would not have a channel off a lake behind my behind the house for a little bit.

SPEAKER_02

It would have it would have moved with him, the poop, based on where I was told where it was put. Correct.

unknown

What?

SPEAKER_02

I don't think it would. I don't think it does. I don't think it is.

SPEAKER_12

But you're having a New Year's party, right? You can fucking New Year's my dick.

SPEAKER_02

What? Oh my god, I can fucking come to parties with you guys now and shit. Yeah. You can have a New Year's party at my place too, if you wanted. It's up to you.

SPEAKER_12

Double party.

SPEAKER_02

Double party. We come over to my place, get drunk, then murky shuttles us to his place.

SPEAKER_04

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I thought about saying then we all drive to Murky's, but I was like, that's probably not gonna go well. We would never do that.

SPEAKER_08

Yes, he is. He was sober. I don't know how he fucking does it. Like you just don't drink alcohol.

SPEAKER_02

Lots of chocolate. Did you say lots of chocolate?

SPEAKER_08

You do get ice cream and chocolate and shit all the time. That's fair. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Bro, I took my shopping, or not my shop, my car into the shop today. Um, after Xeno had told me that it needs new uh new struts. Uh and they showed me what the problem was, it was actually my shocks, and they had blown out, and then the compressor also broke because it was trying to pump up nothing. Because the shock blew out. And then my front shocks are also, you know that like fucking when you look at something that's like rusting and it's like peeling away like layers, you know that? Yeah, that's what my front shocks look like. So then I had to get my fucking new tires as well, and my battery's bad. That one I kind of knew.

Car Trouble, Costs, And Coping

SPEAKER_07

At this point, just drive it off a cliff. No jump out before.

SPEAKER_02

No, it's no, no, stay in. I'm gonna drive it into the lake behind Murky's house.

SPEAKER_06

Shoot those things?

SPEAKER_02

No, you're supposed to shoot me. So E, what are you playing?

SPEAKER_10

Uh it it's a game called Demon Skull. It's inspired by like PS1 horror games and Persona 2.

SPEAKER_02

Is that what you were playing on stream today?

SPEAKER_10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

I was lurking for a little bit.

SPEAKER_12

I was in I was working, so I couldn't I yeah, I was also working, and I thought I saw like a stream notification for it. Yep. And I was like, that's weird. And then I just went back to work and I forgot about it.

SPEAKER_02

I almost did that. Who the f is spamming need healing? Get the fuck out of here, Jeff. And I need healing. Alright, you can fuck you can fucking go off a cliff.

SPEAKER_09

Heal him. God, I wish.

SPEAKER_02

Heal the raccoon. Heal him. Yeah, you could come play fucking Rocket Raccoon, your your cousin.

SPEAKER_08

Do you think Ronald Rocky would be a related big?

SPEAKER_10

No, I mean Rocket Raccoon his own domestic property, and I'm not gonna fan fiction myself into that.

SPEAKER_02

You can. Nothing's stopping you.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, but I don't want it to become another Trevor the Hedgehog situation.

SPEAKER_02

What?

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, I know Trevor the Hedgehog.

SPEAKER_02

I don't.

SPEAKER_10

Oh, come on, everybody knows Trevor the Hedgehog. You have three versions of the case. Just because you keep saying the fucking name.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, you can't say you can't say stuff with confidence and it'd be true. Come on, you know.

SPEAKER_10

No, I've everybody in here has encountered Trevor the Hedgehog. There's no if, ands, or buts about it who the fuck is Trevor the Hedgehog? Who the fuck is Trevor the Hedgehog? I'm searching this bitch up. You know, Christian Avenger, Treasure Trevor the Hedgehog. Who? He's in the new Sonic Racing game. Shut the fuck up. Who the fuck are we talking about? He's a green hedgehog. He looks like Sonic, Trevor the Hedgehog.

SPEAKER_02

I've never seen this. He just keeps saying the name. I've never seen this. It's Trevor. It's Trevor the Hedgehog, guys.

SPEAKER_10

Like, I I don't understand what you guys aren't getting. It's Trevor the Hedgehog. I'm gonna fight the word in my mouth. Look, I've got to be honest. Like if he doesn't see you at church on Sunday, he assumes you're an atheist. So the only person he gives a shit about would be Mat Man. What? Say that again. Yeah, he he if you don't go to church on Sunday, he assumes you're an atheist. So the only person he would care out of all of us is Mat Man.

SPEAKER_12

Trevor the Hedgehog.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, Trevor the Hedgehog.

SPEAKER_03

I think you know somebody.

SPEAKER_10

The awkward silence of you guys just like it's a good thing.

SPEAKER_08

I'm trying to wrap my brain around it and I just I don't I don't get it.

SPEAKER_02

I even I just don't understand. I even searched it up and I'm still more confused.

SPEAKER_10

Okay, so what did you find?

SPEAKER_02

It's just a green and purple hedgehog.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, Trevor the Hedgehog.

Gaming Talk: Demon Skull And Chaos

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, but you're saying it like, yeah, you found it. And very clearly it's not.

SPEAKER_08

I'm trying to think of a green hedgehog in a Sonic the Hedgehog game I've ever played, and I don't clear it.

SPEAKER_12

Sonic does have a uh brother that is green.

SPEAKER_10

Oh, he he does, but that one's non-canon. Yeah, see, Coco dropped in the ADHD after Dark Losers chat. That's Trevor the Hedgehog.

SPEAKER_08

I obviously haven't played enough Sonic yet. It's it's not in the Sonic games, is he?

SPEAKER_10

I mean, here's a picture of him in uh Sonic Adventure 2.

SPEAKER_02

I never played that game.

SPEAKER_10

And here's Super Trevor. Is this like green there? Yeah, because he's super Sonic doesn't stay blue when he becomes super, does he? No, he becomes fucking gold.

SPEAKER_08

He's a super saiyan.

SPEAKER_10

I mean, egg man killed Trevor's dad. See, I remember, I remember none of y'all remember that. I remember remember to know it to remember it. So egg man killed Trevor's dad, and then he turned Trevor's dad into a robot, and then he killed Trevor's dad again just to make a point to Trevor.

SPEAKER_02

What the fuck?

SPEAKER_10

Drive at home Trevor the Hedgehog, okay. Yeah, Trevor the Hedgehog. Shut the fuck up. I mean, do you not remember in Battle Adventure 2 where he burns down the echidna tribe? It's the like second GameCube game, man. It's where Shadow came out.

SPEAKER_02

I played I played the first Sonic game, and I got so stressed at the underwater portions that I never played another Sonic game.

SPEAKER_12

That's fair. I had a professor one time that he was just playing like soothing like water level music and stuff like that, like from Donkey Kong and stuff. So he said he just really enjoyed it. And he goes, you know how you stress somebody out from my generation and he started playing the Sonic Drowning song. Like, why would you do this? And he's like, ah, somebody's my age.

SPEAKER_02

Dude, that fucking Echo the Dolphin.

SPEAKER_09

Oh god, I love Echo the Dolphin.

SPEAKER_08

He wanted to call them cherubs, but I don't think that's right. But which Sonic game was that? I want to say it was on the GameCube. Oh, the Chows? The Chow's. Thank you.

SPEAKER_10

The Chow's, yeah.

SPEAKER_08

That that was uh race ball and have eggs and fucking drugs. Sonic Adventure?

SPEAKER_10

I I think it was both adventure games at like their own chow gardens.

SPEAKER_08

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_12

I remember a buddy having a dreamcast and it had the little thing in the center that you interact with with the chows on. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, oh, oh, oh no, oh no.

SPEAKER_02

Sounds like somebody's dying in their game.

SPEAKER_10

Did any of y'all use Trevor to like turn any of your chows green? Brother. Brother in Christ. We don't know Trevoris. He is the Christian Avenger. So obviously Xeno has, if he's calling me his brother in Christ, he knows Trevor the Hedgehog. I don't think that's how that works. It's absolutely how it works, because he's referencing Trevor.

SPEAKER_02

Jesus fucking Christ.

SPEAKER_10

How is that so hard to understand? Like Xeno obviously knows he just doesn't remember the character, but he's referencing Trevor. I'm driving to your house right now. Joke's on you. I don't live in a house. Son of a bitch. Please.

SPEAKER_02

Hang on, I'm pretty sure that's a technicality. That thing, that thing that you live in looks like a house.

SPEAKER_10

It used to be a barn.

SPEAKER_02

Oh.

SPEAKER_10

It do be true.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, did somebody pick Gambit? I wasn't even paying attention.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, they lock him literally as you click on him.

SPEAKER_02

I was too busy fucking trying to still wrap my head around Trevor the Hedgehog.

SPEAKER_10

Like, how are you having a hard time understanding Trevor the Hedgehog?

Trevor The Hedgehog Bit Goes Off The Rails

SPEAKER_02

I'm having a hard time understanding that everybody fucking knows him.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, like anybody who's played Sonic knows him. Zeno just forgot. But he's referencing him. By saying brother and Christ? Yes. Because he burned down the Echidna tribe church in game because they worshipped a false god. And he didn't feel any remorse for the earth.

SPEAKER_02

But I don't think the phrase brother and Christ is specifically.

SPEAKER_10

That's what he calls everybody, though.

SPEAKER_12

I vaguely remember somebody burning down the equity. I'm gonna burn down your fucking house.

SPEAKER_10

So Trevor the Hedgehog, that's all I'm saying. I really don't understand how you're not understanding those, Coco. It's how you're making it sound like everybody knows him.

SPEAKER_07

Because everybody should know Trevor the Hedgehog man. Jordan does, those are two very different things.

SPEAKER_02

Um we talked about that for so long, I forgot about everything else we talked about.

SPEAKER_12

That's kind of what this podcast is about, though.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, it's the ADHD. Beat the fuck out of them. The poor man.

SPEAKER_12

I have no idea what we're doing. Oh my god! Uh you need to blow up the box.

SPEAKER_02

I'm gonna blow up your box. I'm gonna be hungry, but I don't know what I want.

SPEAKER_12

You know who we should have on the podcast at some point. What you know who we should have on the podcast at some point? Who? What? Cole.

SPEAKER_02

Hell yeah. Agreed. Somebody call him up right now. I don't have his phone number. Hey Cole, you want to be on the podcast? I don't know if you even listen to this. I don't think he does. I don't think he does. Probably for for good.

SPEAKER_10

It wouldn't surprise me if he doesn't even know what this is.

SPEAKER_07

I tricked him into drinking tequila. And it was very funny.

SPEAKER_10

That was pretty funny.

SPEAKER_12

Yes.

SPEAKER_07

When? At your house? Uh the night before the wedding? Or was it setting one?

SPEAKER_12

It was after. Because he was like, it was the night of the wedding. It was when we went back to Coco's house. He said he needed some water. Switch just goes, Yeah, here, you can have some of mine. Oh my god. And he dressed a fucking cup of tequila. Yeah. Well, he took a sip, and then he was like, That's not fucking water. And then like before he left, he was like, Don't drink switches' water, it's not fucking water.

SPEAKER_01

I don't antenna, but I don't see the boxes.

SPEAKER_02

I wish I knew how many fucking ducks that you guys bought. Hey, they're poopy.

SPEAKER_01

I wish I did too, but we don't speak. We just grabbed handfuls and did not count. Yeah, there should be speaker. What's up?

SPEAKER_10

Oh, did you call Cole? Yeah, I'm calling Cole.

SPEAKER_12

Hell yeah. Let's go.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, uh, so we're currently in the Matman Discord, and the boys want to talk to you specifically, but they didn't know how to ask, so I'm just gonna boss to the wall, be like, hey man, you want to be in the uh the voice chat right now?

SPEAKER_02

Not what happened. You need to tell them we're recording a podcaster, it's illegal.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, yeah, just topping the the voice chat. Jesus fucking Christ. Uh more or less, yeah.

SPEAKER_02

What do you think?

SPEAKER_10

Specifically were like, man, I wish Cole were in here, and I'm like, you know what? Fuck it. We're gonna get him in here. Who was the one that said it? Oh, here it is. Was me okay, it was you, okay. Just random shit. But we brought up the wedding and we're talking about stories that involved you, and Coco was like, man, we need to get him in here.

SPEAKER_02

Alright. Did he say no?

SPEAKER_10

Oh, we always talk about you.

SPEAKER_02

Well, that was real unfortunate.

SPEAKER_03

I think he's still on the phone.

SPEAKER_10

Okay. I think most of us should still be on.

SPEAKER_02

How long are we gonna drag the podcast out now? How long have we been recording?

SPEAKER_10

Um, 38 minutes.

SPEAKER_12

Well, not really.

SPEAKER_10

Um talk to you later, boo boo.

SPEAKER_02

Time to get off myself. Talk to y'all ladies. Oh, see ya PG. PPG, PBG, special guest. Bye, PBG. PPG's PPG's first appearanism podcast.

SPEAKER_01

Oh, everybody.

SPEAKER_02

Goodbye, PPG. Goodbye, PPG. So wait, what did Cole say? I couldn't really hear all that. Did you even hear me when I said you have to let him know we're recording a podcast before he comes in or it's illegal?

SPEAKER_10

Oh, I did, but I ignored you, as per usual.

SPEAKER_02

Okay. Did you not hear the or it's illegal part?

SPEAKER_10

Uh I did, and again, I chose to ignore it, which is the legal team. We got a legal team for that. I'll figure it out.

SPEAKER_02

We do not have a legal team.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah, we got murky. It's Satan. It's me. I did not actually go to law school. Yeah, murky, do the legal thing.

SPEAKER_08

Objection. Yeah, see, he's got a good idea. Inadequate evidence. Yes. See? Big words. Perjury. Insufficient something. Uh, we'll work on that one.

SPEAKER_07

Okay. Um, but Penta. Oh, wait, that's medicine.

SPEAKER_09

Trimfiah. I think that's a good one.

SPEAKER_12

Sounds like medicine.

SPEAKER_09

Yeah.

SPEAKER_10

Because it is. Unlike Trevor the Hedgehog.

SPEAKER_02

Shut the fuck up. I'm gonna get so many fucking Trevor the Hedgehog things now for the next five weeks that E's just gonna sit. You're no, you're gonna send them to me. Cause I know how you work. I'm gonna just be working and I'm gonna get a random text here. I'm just gonna like Nature take its course. Nope, you're fucking stupid if you think that's how it's gonna happen. Fucking stupid.

SPEAKER_10

I am fucking stupid. However, I'm not gonna send you a single Trevor thing. On my word right now, on Xeno's life, I will not send you any Trevor the Hedgehog.

SPEAKER_02

If you send me a single Trevor the Hedgehog thing in the next two months, you fucking owe me five bucks. Alright, you know what? Deal. I'm gonna forget that we made this bet entirely. And then you're gonna be a good thing.

SPEAKER_08

He put on Xeno's life. Xeno has to die if he does.

SPEAKER_02

Well, Xeno already fucking killed paid, so. Oh, do you want to explain what so how did what happened? What happened with that?

SPEAKER_12

How did how did this happen? What had happened was from the very beginning for our listeners, you know. We're doing a soul link. Uh E, uh, another coworker and myself. And uh, you know, you got uh in a soul link. If one of your Pokemon die, the same corresponding Pokemon that was caught in the same route as your teammates also dies. So uh we've been doing this on lunch break. Um he was off work today handling personal business, and um I was playing by myself in the lunchroom with uh other coworker who forgot his switch, and I was like, I'm just gonna grind some levels today because I'm kind of behind on levels compared to you guys, so I'll just do that. And I have Mac the C Dot, all of my Pokemon nicknamed after nuts, by the way. So I have Mac the C Dot, I have uh Tyrogue named Wall, um, because Macadania nut walnut. Um I have a so they're nuts, but without the nut part. Correct. Okay, so uh then I've got the sheep, I can't remember his name, Wolo.

SPEAKER_10

Wulu, yeah.

SPEAKER_12

Um his name is P. Um, and I've got Grookey Pistache.

SPEAKER_02

Um why not pistachio?

SPEAKER_12

I just I thought pistache was a cool name.

SPEAKER_02

Okay.

Food Debates, DoorDash, And Dinner Plans

SPEAKER_12

So pistache. Um and I I was doing some grinding, getting the levels, right? And um I had Grookey out front, level 14, and I find a uh what's his name? Um, which is a fighting type, you know. Uh I believe normal fighting. And I was like, these bitches give a lot of XP. I'm a fucking, I'm gonna get this bitch, right? And uh Grookey started getting messed up a little bit, so I was like, alright, I'm gonna pull Grookie out. Mac has over half HP, should be fine. I'm gonna throw him in so I can use a potion on Grookey real quick, and then throw Gookie back in. Finish this off. I throw Mac in, Mac gets hit with a payback immediately, one shot kills him. So, in tandem, that means Cade the Yamper also dies, and Carp Carp the Magikarp also perished.

SPEAKER_02

So that's very well.

SPEAKER_10

My Pokemon are Xeno themed. So my uh Sabble is actually named after Xeno's real name. Then we have Mr. D the Pity. Or you know, wait, did you say Mr.

SPEAKER_02

Deep Pity?

SPEAKER_10

No, Mr. D.

SPEAKER_02

I was very confused how that was related to Xeno.

SPEAKER_10

Uh then we had Cade the Yamper. I can't believe you killed Kade. And now we have Tommy Oliver the Panjam. I thought you liked Cade Zeno. I do.

SPEAKER_12

I thought he did too, but apparently not. Who's really the villain here? Because he named Yamper Cade. Yamper is a dog. Mortal enemy of Cade.

SPEAKER_10

All that in the hopes maybe you, of all people, might be careful in your playthrough. What generation are you playing?

SPEAKER_12

I was careful. Scarline pilot.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, well, you could have asked.

SPEAKER_07

Caught something that uh when you said that uh your Pokemon were named after Xeno, I thought you were gonna have like Big Dickinson.

SPEAKER_10

You know, it's still early in the playthrough at the moment.

SPEAKER_12

Matman gave me an excellent name for the next Pokemon that I catch that's nut related. Yeah. Uh it's gonna be D's.

SPEAKER_02

D's nut.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah. Pretty excited to uh name another Pokemon.

SPEAKER_02

Fucking E's gonna kill that one immediately.

SPEAKER_12

I uh ran into a level 26 Onyx uh during my lunch break today and immediately ran from it. So what happens if you got trapped?

SPEAKER_07

What'd you say, Switch?

SPEAKER_12

I would have cried.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, I said he ran because it looked, it was like he's looking in the mirror.

SPEAKER_02

The fucking big bulgy fucking. Yeah. Oh dude, I farted, it smells awful.

SPEAKER_12

Dude, I farted earlier and it smelled awful. I don't have that problem, but I did take a massive.

SPEAKER_02

When did we make this bet?

SPEAKER_12

I also took a massive.

SPEAKER_02

We made this bet before you sent everything in the ADHD after dark chat, right? It was actually Capture. That's what I that that's oh we that's what I was asking.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We we made the bet after. Okay. Uh plus the last three images are not Trevor.

SPEAKER_02

What the fuck you mean?

SPEAKER_10

Yeah, that's not Trevor the Hedgehog.

SPEAKER_02

I fucking hate it.

SPEAKER_10

Uh gosh, I'm trying to remember. Look at our blade name. D1E. Yeah, that's Sonic's twin brother, Manic. But all three of them Sonic's sister, Sonic himself, and Manic are all voiced by Jaleel White.

SPEAKER_02

I'm gonna be honest, I just learned that Sonic has a sister and a brother. That's a lie, they're all just different colors. Fuck you, Coco. Fuck you, fuck you, bitch.

SPEAKER_10

But now, like, I feel like I can't even mention the particular green hedgehog without Coco being like, oh, I'll no me five bucks.

SPEAKER_02

I said send me a fucking like message. I did say that, so you can fucking talk about him.

SPEAKER_10

So so I can discuss Trevor the Hedgehog.

SPEAKER_02

If I get a DM or text message or anything that's related to that, I'm calling your ass on it.

SPEAKER_12

Trevor the Hedgehog is a hundred percent a fan-made character.

SPEAKER_10

What do you mean? He's Canon. What do you mean?

SPEAKER_09

Fuck up.

SPEAKER_10

He has his own wiki article. What do you mean? Trevor the Hedgehog's real. Yep. You're so right.

Wind‑Down, Bar Gunshot Story, And Sign‑Off

SPEAKER_02

Dude, when Xeno does that, that's worse than him fucking disagreeing with you. When he's just like, yep, alright, you're right. Oh god. How much time do we got left? Oh, we actually started this right at seven. Yeah. Nice. I'm hungry, boys. I think I thought you were Xeno. Nice. Gaz is gonna bring us home or chicken nuggies. No. He should.

SPEAKER_10

Ooh. One against one. So you're going to tell me, Zeno, that is a doctored image.

SPEAKER_02

That is after dark chat to see if you sent it there. Nope.

SPEAKER_10

Nope. Nope. It's specifically sent to Xeno. It's a Spider-Man back here. What was your question? You're telling me that this is a doctored image. Uh that would be correct, yes. You're telling me that this is not official art from Sega.

SPEAKER_02

Pull open the game and get to the part where he's at.

SPEAKER_12

Uh that would be correct, yes.

SPEAKER_02

Oh my fucking compensate.

SPEAKER_10

I don't know what you're talking about, Zeno. You're just dead wrong. There's no way around him.

SPEAKER_08

No fucking way, Coco. Really? Did you see that shit? Are you fucking kidding me?

SPEAKER_12

What happened?

SPEAKER_08

Nothing. He's a fucking he's Jeff the Landshark. He pulls out a briefcase and puts on a suit, and people stop attacking. They won't attack Jeff when he's on his little when he's in his little professional outfit.

SPEAKER_12

That's fantastic.

SPEAKER_02

Oh man, it was so good.

SPEAKER_12

That is literally the person that created fucking Trevor the Hedgehog. Send me a YouTube video of the YouTube creator.

SPEAKER_02

Hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on, hang on. Is this character in a game? No. Okay. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Zeno, Xeno, I'm digging you a hole here. You can send me a video of you playing this game. Like. Actually, no. I have to be in the voice chat when you're playing it. Load up the level, get to the point where he's at in the game, and then I'll believe you. No mods.

SPEAKER_01

No mods.

SPEAKER_02

And if it's on a game cube, I will give you anilla. And if it's on a game cube or anything, I can supply you the parts to be able to play on an original GameCube because I do not want to see it on an emulator. And then Coco will give you$20. Yeah, I will give you$20 and the other bet's off. So what am I gonna do?

SPEAKER_12

He's gonna figure out how to do it.

SPEAKER_10

Because I mean, right now, the only thing he's really accessible on right now is the new Sonic Racing game. Which I'm currently sending Xeno.

SPEAKER_02

The new Sonic Racing game on what system?

SPEAKER_10

On every system that's out right now, I believe.

SPEAKER_02

So you're telling me that.

SPEAKER_10

I know it's on Twitch 2 and PC, I think. I don't I I assume it's on PS5 and Xbox.

SPEAKER_02

You're telling me this game's on on the Steam.

SPEAKER_10

It I believe it is.

SPEAKER_02

Do you have do you have it loaded? I don't own the game now. How much is this fucking game? Like 50 bucks. If I buy this for you, it's fucking counting as the bet money. I'm paying you an additional$20 on top of that. I'll wait for it to go on sale. He's about to get fucking Sonic Racer. No, he's not because I had to spend$5,200 on my car.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah, that's that's pretty fucked up.

SPEAKER_05

Long time. I am absolutely ready. Show me your naked body.

SPEAKER_02

Fucking remember when Barkie forgot I was streaming and he fucking said that, and I was like, oh, okay.

SPEAKER_12

Also, anybody else want to vote on the DoorDash? Yay, nay. Oh yeah, sorry. Uh noodles and company. Oh that's a good one.

SPEAKER_07

Oh, that is a really good one. But fuck that.

SPEAKER_11

Really? Yeah. Oh.

SPEAKER_07

You just doxxed yourself, brother.

SPEAKER_11

No, I don't live there. I just said that they closed it. You're not?

SPEAKER_07

No. Oh. He's close. Oh, I forgot you moved. I didn't move.

unknown

Oh.

SPEAKER_07

You're just dumb. Fuck you. You can't even read the letter as PC, bitch. Big dumb bitch. You what? Fucking ugly bitch.

SPEAKER_02

Bro, I can't believe Xeno said what he said. Ooh, Murky said panda.

SPEAKER_07

Alright, I got one more.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, where did he say panda?

SPEAKER_12

He texted it to me.

SPEAKER_02

Ah, so it sounds like it's it's two against one. So you're getting DoorDash. Have fun spending money, bitch.

SPEAKER_11

You could go drive and get it.

SPEAKER_12

No, why in the fuck would I do that? He's lazy as shit. He ain't gonna do that. What the fuck are you talking about?

SPEAKER_02

Remember when you used to cook out all of your meals and stuff like that? And you're like, man, this feels great. You're slowly dipping. You're slowly dipping back into it.

SPEAKER_12

Every now and then, I'm like, I don't feel like cooking anything.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, but it's been a little more than every now and then. It's been a little bit of more time.

SPEAKER_12

When's the last time? The last time I was in VC. Yeah. I'm gonna look at my credit cards and tell you when it was.

SPEAKER_02

He's gonna say it was the last time we were in VC. Yeah. I need to know this now. This is crucial information. Oh, you're sending me Dick Pixie? Nice.

SPEAKER_07

What happened in reality, Coco, is he made dinner one time and he was like, wow, this feels really good. Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

That sounds like a problem.

SPEAKER_09

I do have a confession to make. It is not a trip of the hedgehog related, though.

SPEAKER_02

Okay. Yeah. Do you love me? Do you secretly want to have my babies?

SPEAKER_10

Uh you remember when you were like, hey E, since I guess who your like number one most listened to band is, you have to like where are my feet picks? Yeah, those weren't real feet picks, those weren't yours. My feet picks.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, who'd you send me?

SPEAKER_10

Those switches.

SPEAKER_02

Okay.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, yeah. I got some white feet, so they pass for it.

SPEAKER_08

The last time they weren't hairy enough, so you know it wasn't funny.

SPEAKER_12

Last time I ordered DoorDash for myself was November 14th. No, no, no. It was for yourself. Metro Diner.

SPEAKER_02

For yourself. When was the last time you ordered DoorDash? Metro Diner.

SPEAKER_12

Friday.

SPEAKER_02

I got pizza for everybody that was over at my house. Okay, well, that's fair. You probably could have just also just fucking ordered it from the pizza place. From the pizza place, yeah. It probably would have been.

SPEAKER_12

It was Hall's Kitchen, so they don't deliver. So I order it through DoorDash to get the delivery.

SPEAKER_11

Fair enough.

unknown

Yeah.

SPEAKER_11

Are you ready?

SPEAKER_08

No.

SPEAKER_02

If I'm ready.

SPEAKER_08

Oh, you let him fucking die, Coco. What the fuck?

SPEAKER_02

That was his fault. He's fucking he's fucking dumb. I'm surprised Murphy's not in here playing.

SPEAKER_00

I'm about to fucking bust a nut. Smash some dinner for done.

SPEAKER_02

We have it for dinner. You should get a panda.

SPEAKER_08

No, it's pecan maple syrup pork chops. Oh. I did not know that that's where that was like uh uh one of those HelloFresh meals. No, no, this is all fucking hand ground. You think murky does HelloFresh? I could see Dustin doing HelloFresh.

SPEAKER_12

Yeah, I used to as well. That was very nice.

SPEAKER_08

We've had it before, and yeah, it's fucking soup.

SPEAKER_12

How in the hell did you figure out you could do that?

SPEAKER_00

Um she found recipe. That makes sense. Totally makes sense.

SPEAKER_02

I'm about to make this Bucky regret his decisions. Oh nope, he found a health pack. There's a bucky behind you guys, by the way.

SPEAKER_08

Hey, heads up.

SPEAKER_02

Oh boy.

SPEAKER_08

Oh my flour.

SPEAKER_02

Well, I guess this this game is gonna be the last one that uh once once I'm done with this game, the podcast is over. I guess. That's kind of how we're gonna run it. Um that sounds delicious. I kind of want some.

SPEAKER_08

That was a solid hour.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, somebody's on the point.

SPEAKER_10

Awkward silence, awkward silence, awkward silence.

SPEAKER_02

Nope. I'm oh tell us more about Trevor. Oh no! Your team ruined it. It was gonna be a moment. All this that was gonna kill me. Uh yeah, there's there's gonna be a little awkward silence here at the silence here at the end. I'm gonna have stuff to talk about. Have we got anything else that you want to fucking say?

SPEAKER_12

Um fucking you guys hear about the Baja Blast Pie at Taco Bell? Kevin the Hedgehog or something.

SPEAKER_10

I have heard that it's like a weird key lime pie, but almost chemically a key lime pie. Like there's just something off about it.

SPEAKER_02

I still want it so bad. I feel like you would. Has anybody had the McDonald's or what was it McDonald's that did like the pickle fries or some shit like that? I think it is.

SPEAKER_12

Uh, isn't it happening right now?

SPEAKER_02

Can you get Grinch socks or some shit? I gotta McRib in the club.

SPEAKER_12

You gotta McRib today? Yeah, I regret it. I haven't been to McDonald's.

SPEAKER_02

Did you say you regret it?

SPEAKER_12

I don't know how it is.

SPEAKER_10

Sitting really heavy. Genuinely don't remember the last time I went out of my way from McDonald's.

SPEAKER_08

Like you bite it in the meat and you know it's like fucking just it's fake.

SPEAKER_12

It was made in a lab.

SPEAKER_08

The fucking lab grown rib. Or it's everything that was spilt on the ground and just like scooped out. There's no way it's not.

SPEAKER_10

I had a couple of buyers according to the Campbell CEO, like their meat is 3D printed. Yeah, that shit was that only poor people buy it.

SPEAKER_12

I mean, that was me. I am poor people. I haven't had Campbell soup in I don't know how long either.

SPEAKER_02

Oh the CEO says shit, right?

SPEAKER_12

Yeah, like there's good reasons what I'm supposed to be doing here. I don't either. Uh it says the disable the towers and mirrors. It's clearly right here. But oh, you did something. Or maybe I did something.

SPEAKER_02

Oh my god, that guy, you hurt his feelings, bro. Oh no. Uh oh, is that this? This is fucking quick play, dude. You're being an asshole now, Switch.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah. I wasn't serious, though. I was giving him shit.

SPEAKER_06

It wasn't doing damage earlier.

SPEAKER_02

There's an Angelo back here on my butthole.

SPEAKER_07

Um, looks like you gotta deal with that, huh?

SPEAKER_02

Yeah. Well, I mean, it sounds like we're kind of out of stuff to do, so I don't know. Anybody got any final words before I figure out how to hit the stop?

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, there was one time where we went to the bar, we were all going to the bar. This was after Murky's wedding. And uh we were waiting for everybody to get there. Oh, the gunshot! Yeah, the gunshot, and then also my stomach, bro. You tell it, you tell it better than I do. Look at stories about me, and I can't even tell them.

SPEAKER_02

Oh my god. We're well, I mean, we're in the middle of um uh what I would say is a very probably dangerous area for switch to be at, uh, considering he's brown.

SPEAKER_08

Um Zeno's house. Continue.

SPEAKER_12

Nah, that's not down the street from my house. It's like it's like five minutes away.

SPEAKER_02

And I was just like, ah, it'll be fine. It's not gonna be that bad. Well, before we open up the door, pretty sure we heard a gunshot go off. And I was like, That's possible. We'll be fine. It'll be fine. We'll just we'll just wait here till we see some people that we know. And Switch is like a couple shots.

SPEAKER_12

Shots off in the backyard every few months, just like you had to poop real bad, right?

SPEAKER_02

You're like, I gotta poop. I gotta poop, I gotta poop. But I was like, I was like, we'll wait for the sh we'll wait for a little bit because uh I don't want to go out there since I just heard a shot, and I was just explaining that you'll probably be safe.

SPEAKER_01

Uh and then switch his stomach goes, and I'm like and I'm like, maybe we should go in.

SPEAKER_12

Um I couldn't imagine having to take a shit at that sketchy ass bar, too.

SPEAKER_07

Yeah, and then I couldn't find the fucking bathroom. I couldn't find the fucking bathroom either. It took me like five minutes to find the bathroom.

SPEAKER_02

Oh my god. That was pretty hilarious. It was wild.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah. He got all the AIDS. Every single time.

SPEAKER_02

Yeah, AIDS one, AIDS two, AIDS three. Yeah.

SPEAKER_10

Oh, yeah. There's different levels. Like there's tiers, kind of like a subscription on Twitch.

SPEAKER_02

Space AIDS, Space Aid is is the worst one that you can get. Space AIDS is pretty weird.

SPEAKER_08

Subscription on Twitter.

SPEAKER_02

You can get a subscription to AIDS. Very funny. Alright, well, that's gonna be a goodbye, everybody! Hold on, hold on, hold on. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

SPEAKER_10

I'm waiting. Okay. Yeah. Trevor Burrus The Hedgehog doesn't exist.

SPEAKER_02

Oh, okay. I kind of figured.

SPEAKER_10

Yeah.

SPEAKER_02

Okay. Goodbye, everybody.