ADHD After Dark
ADHD After Dark is the unfiltered podcast where a group of hilarious dudes with ADHD gather to talk about anything and everything that comes to mind. Brace yourself for an explicit and comedic rollercoaster ride, as we dive into the depths of randomness, pushing the boundaries of humor and edginess.
In each episode, we unleash our unapologetic, off-the-cuff banter, sharing outrageous stories, wild adventures, and side-splitting anecdotes that will keep you laughing throughout the night. No topic is off-limits for us—whether it's outrageous personal experiences, taboo subjects, or exploring the more intimate and risqué aspects of life, we bring a refreshingly audacious and humorous perspective to it all.
ADHD After Dark is your escape from the mundane and predictable. Join our crew as we navigate the uncharted territories of comedic chaos, reveling in the freedom to explore the untamed corners of our minds. We embrace the spirit of After Dark, where the content can get explicit, sexual, and edgy—pushing boundaries and challenging social norms with a healthy dose of laughter.
While we may not always offer informative insights, we guarantee an uproarious time filled with absurdity, spontaneous conversations, and unabashed humor. It's a podcast that's not afraid to go where others won't, creating an inclusive space for individuals who enjoy unfiltered comedic escapades.
So, grab a drink, kick back, and immerse yourself in the unapologetically hilarious world of ADHD After Dark. Warning: explicit content ahead—tune in at your own risk, but be prepared to laugh your way through our zany adventures, spontaneous tangents, and unabashedly funny discussions that defy convention. Welcome to the wild, comedic chaos of ADHD After Dark.
ADHD After Dark
S4 E11: E Is Going to be Murdered After This Episode
Raw, unfiltered, and unapologetically authentic – this episode exemplifies everything that makes ADHD After Dark a podcast unlike any other. When three friends get together with zero filters, the result is an hour of hilariously chaotic conversation that jumps between nostalgic references, embarrassing confessions, and surprisingly thoughtful tangents.
The chemistry between the hosts shines as they riff on everything from an impossible taco challenge (seven pounds of meat, anyone?) to the proper technique for wrapping a burrito. One particularly memorable moment involves a host joining the call wearing nothing but a captain's hat and strategically placed sticky notes – setting the tone for the boundary-pushing humor that follows.
Between crude jokes and playful insults, the conversation takes unexpectedly thoughtful turns. A discussion about the disappearance of salad bars from American restaurants reveals how changing health regulations have altered dining experiences over decades. Nostalgic deep dives into 90s cartoons like "Cow and Chicken" and "Hey Arnold" tap into shared cultural touchpoints that many listeners will immediately connect with.
What truly sets this episode apart is the hosts' willingness to venture into vulnerable territory. A refreshingly honest conversation about mental health medication and its side effects demonstrates how the podcast uses humor to normalize important discussions while maintaining its entertainment value. This blend of crude humor and genuine vulnerability creates a uniquely engaging listening experience.
The episode culminates in an impromptu video call with a girlfriend that creates hilariously awkward moments, followed by a cliffhanger ending as one host abruptly leaves to face the consequences of his on-air antics. Will all hosts return next week? Subscribe now and join this wild ride through friendship, nostalgia, and the art of saying exactly what's on your mind.
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Speaker 3:I'm glad you got that energy Anybody got yeah.
Speaker 1:Fucking Tommy. I'm gonna get you back to your wife and kids. I gotta make sure you get back to your baby. Oh God, there's so much blood Ah.
Speaker 4:Get your watch to your son. I'll go the way in nebraska, don't you worry, and and that's what I'm definitely- not gonna sleep with your wife in her grief, and that's what we have been taking place and then they're gonna find out six years later. You're still alive, but I got your watch right here. You're definitely dead, so that won't happen and definitely ran up your credit card debt six years later, some town in Nebraska. You're fucking my wife. You're fucking my wife.
Speaker 2:I thought you were dead.
Speaker 4:I thought you were dead. I'm alive, bert.
Speaker 1:I'm fucking alive how we all doing. I'm tired, you're tired.
Speaker 5:I'm also tired. It's been a long day.
Speaker 1:This week has been dragging. It feels, yeah. He sent me a message on Tuesday. He was like this week feels like it's going by so slow and I was like why'd you have to remind me?
Speaker 5:Because I can, I guess.
Speaker 1:Dude. He came back as Ronnie for like one stream so far. When's the next Ronnie stream? I gotta know.
Speaker 5:Whenever?
Speaker 2:I feel like it.
Speaker 1:Nice Hell, yeah, yeah so.
Speaker 5:There's really no justification to it.
Speaker 1:So like I was chilling and he was sending me messages and then out of nowhere he goes oh yeah, by the way, I'm streaming and I was like what, when the fuck did this happen?
Speaker 5:I don't know, it just felt like it.
Speaker 1:I'm feeling you. You wish Xeno's fucking grinding in Destiny. I am. He's got the zone out, he's grinding his teeth.
Speaker 5:Look at him.
Speaker 3:That's not healthy.
Speaker 1:Go on, that's not healthy and um go on prophet asked me to join him for a mission what mission? Uh, it's just a star crossed dude, I'm so ready for this fucking, this pizza I had little Caesars.
Speaker 5:That was my dinner. Who was it that?
Speaker 1:fucking hated Little Caesars or something like that. Farha, I just remember that always being a thing where you were like fucking Little Caesars, what the fuck is the problem with Little Caesars, bro? And you'd fucking go at him and shit, I miss Farha, we're going to get to see him at the wedding.
Speaker 3:I'm so excited to see.
Speaker 5:Cole actually reached out to me. He was like two weeks until I get to see you. I was like you're actually going to be there ham and cheese. Ham and cheese are gonna be there oh, I forgot to turn on my camera. Hold on there we go.
Speaker 3:I have a sneaking suspicion. You didn't forget, no.
Speaker 4:I did that was incredible do you have pants on?
Speaker 3:uh, no, no, I do not why is one of your nips covered? Uh, no both of them are okay, don't think I wouldn't go that mile oh, my fucking god oh yeah, um zeno I want you to very vividly describe to our listeners what's on my camera? A very hairy man, shirtless, wearing his Captain E captain's hat, with what appears to be sticky notes of poorly drawn nipples covering his nipples.
Speaker 1:Are you trying to get your nipples to be as big as Murky's? They're never going to be that big.
Speaker 5:Those are like dominoes from the 90s pepperoni nipples.
Speaker 1:Oh no, oh my god. I don't know what I expected when you turned on your camera, but this was very far out of my imagination.
Speaker 5:Kind of like the Spanish Inquisition. You never expect that. I very much approve of this.
Speaker 4:You would Very much.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, Speaking of nipples, fucking Murky Dusty disrespected the shit out of you the other day.
Speaker 2:Yeah, in my own kitchen, that shit was funny as fuck.
Speaker 4:In my own fucking kitchen. I'm standing there, I forget what I'm doing. You were browning meat or something like that. Yeah, I was browning the meat for the spaghetti bake. And she comes up and she goes why are your nipples always so hard? Flicks my fucking tit and then backhands my stomach, gives you like a little tap, like full belly, like full fucking tag of gas right there, fucking Christ, yeah. And then just left me there stunned, in disrespectful fucking fashion.
Speaker 1:Because I don't like it here anymore. Fucking this bullshit.
Speaker 3:Shows funny as well. Yeah, the cat, the cat wants attention.
Speaker 1:Murky must give the hell. Yeah the cat. The cat wants attention. Murky must give the attention.
Speaker 4:Yeah, no shit Bums.
Speaker 5:Do, do, do, do, do do.
Speaker 3:Kate was begging for attention this morning. Like I walked by him on the bed as I was getting dressed this morning and he like pawed out to me to like get my attention and I was like Bobby, what's going on? I got pizza.
Speaker 1:I will be back, okay, goodbye and it was never heard from again have fun guys, what kind of pizza do you think?
Speaker 4:shakalicious pepperoni or whatever the shakaroni shakaroni. Shackaroni.
Speaker 3:Stuffed pro shack dude.
Speaker 4:That's a thing Probably I would imagine you could Is Shannon home right now?
Speaker 5:Shackaroni pizza, she knows what you're doing right now. Oh yeah, she saw me do this, oh, okay.
Speaker 3:What are her thoughts on that?
Speaker 4:She drew the circles for the nymphs.
Speaker 5:She just watched, said nothing. She already knows what she's in for.
Speaker 4:She's accepted it, she knows what I'm about.
Speaker 3:This is a new territory.
Speaker 5:We've already tried it through this awkward silence sorry the cats get a little.
Speaker 4:You're distracting me, sean. Do you want me to cover you in six pounds of taco meat for only $45?
Speaker 3:$45?.
Speaker 4:Yeah, at a local bar there is an undefeated taco challenge. Okay, there's three tacos, taco, tacos. Yes, each taco it's more like a burrito shell. They take and like fucking fry into the shape of like a hard shell taco, but it's huge, okay, uh, each of the three tacos has three pounds or two pounds of meat and then I believe it's lettuce, tomato cheese, sour cream. I think that's it, maybe, maybe some salsa or something. So I'm guessing six and a half, seven pounds of taco altogether. Okay, probably seven-ish 30 minutes. I feel like you can conquer this with my coaching.
Speaker 3:I don't think I could.
Speaker 4:I'm gonna have you drink so much milk.
Speaker 3:I barely made it through a burrito from Qdoba and I was thinking of the office today take that back. That was not a thing. No, that very much was a thing. No, it wasn't, it was. He doesn't even go in the office I do sometimes.
Speaker 5:I walked right past you four times today. I counted after lunch. It was only twice, and let me tell you your area of the office stunk like booty cheeks. You are a liar Prove me wrong.
Speaker 4:Stinky far boy, stinky far boy.
Speaker 3:Oh, you stopped it Stinky far boy shit his pants.
Speaker 4:No, stinky far boy, shit his pants at work.
Speaker 3:Dude, I almost shit my pants last week Purple ice cream.
Speaker 5:Purple ice cream.
Speaker 1:Purple ice. Oh, what happens, Zeno?
Speaker 2:You were the cause of it.
Speaker 3:What do you mean? Yeah, you know what happened.
Speaker 1:Oh, that purple ice cream. What color was your poop?
Speaker 3:Uh, it was blue, I think, yeah, I would jerk off a guy.
Speaker 4:Davo Dai. Yeah, that would jerk off a guy.
Speaker 3:Hell yeah, dude.
Speaker 5:Was that the lyrics? What? Only if you want them to be. It could be the dude's Italian and he's trying to sing English I don't know.
Speaker 3:The more you know.
Speaker 4:I mean to be fair. I made a bop Coco. Could you take down seven pounds of taco?
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 5:I feel it would be the opposite. It would take him down, especially if it's too spicy. No, it would take me down. We've already established that it would. We're talking about Coco now. We've moved on from you.
Speaker 1:What did Zeno say? It would take him down.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, dude, I don't think I could do seven pounds of taco Like, unless we're just talking about like straight taco meat. I might be able to do it, but like.
Speaker 5:I feel like you're getting fixings.
Speaker 1:But if you're throwing toppings and stuff in, yeah, you. But if you're throwing toppings and stuff in, it's like let us cheese something, yeah, you got to dude. I feel like once you get past like the second pound, like it's already gonna be on it's way out the door, there's gonna be so much grease you are not gonna be feeling good.
Speaker 3:I didn't feel good after the kidoba burrito like I said, syncing up the office oh yeah, you did say you're gonna have it today oh that's some diablo queso too did that go bad no, who wrapped the burrito there?
Speaker 5:That's my big question.
Speaker 3:It wasn't the manager, it was what I yeah, exactly, dude, it was what I assume was a trainee, and she did so much better than that, dude. What's?
Speaker 1:wrong with the manager.
Speaker 3:The manager is Kidova fucking, sucks dick. It's like wrapping a burrito.
Speaker 5:Right For a gay man.
Speaker 4:he can't handle a log yeah, it's bullshit he just breaks it every time, or no, he just like it.
Speaker 3:He doesn't wrap it up at all, so then it's just like you have topics spilling out all over, it's like he didn't even try.
Speaker 1:It's just like he's rolling it up and it's all falling out.
Speaker 3:It's like he didn't even try. It's just like he's rolling it up and it's all falling out already, and then he just wraps it in the foil and it's like, bro, come on, what are you doing? He sucked so bad.
Speaker 1:It's a good thing we're not a podcast.
Speaker 3:We were like, if, if, that's the guy that's going to be wrapping the burritos, we're like we're just going to leave and go to Chipotle Fuck this shit.
Speaker 1:Is that bad, holy shit.
Speaker 5:Yeah, he sucks fucking ass man.
Speaker 3:The other guy that was usually there fucking baller at it, like he stuffs them pretty hard and like if you leave hungry there's a fucking problem Because he stuffs those pretty hard, and like if you leave hungry there's a fucking problem Because he stuffs those fucking things, which the person that was like training didn't do bad either. He made a hell of a burrito and then I got some chips and queso as well.
Speaker 3:But, not free from the app. Not free from the app. I can't believe that. The betrayal from that. I can't believe that the betrayal from that. I was really wanting a Qdoba burrito that night and then it was all a farce yeah, I mean I'm sure it was legit in his area, but around her they stingy as fuck yeah, what was it? It was like a free burrito if you signed up for their rewards on your first delivery.
Speaker 1:They had something.
Speaker 5:It was chips and queso was all you got, which I was still down for, but I didn't want to spend $15 on a burrito to get it and you shouldn't have to yeah, it was bullshit, I was misled did you guys see that because of trump's tariffs, that arizona iced tea is gonna have to be over 99 cents I did see that they said it's, uh, due to the aluminum that they use for the cans.
Speaker 1:yeah, um, they're doing God's work out here.
Speaker 3:Their number one import of the aluminum is from Canada, which is being heavily tariffed, of course 50% yeah. At the moment the end of an era.
Speaker 1:They tried, they really tried.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they were, if the Costco hot dog becomes more than $1.50,.
Speaker 5:I think that's when the riots actually happen.
Speaker 4:Burn it down.
Speaker 5:Though we'll say Costco chicken bake. I think it's overhyped, really. I've never had it uh, they're chicken bake and I've never had it if they used ranch, I think it would be okay, but they use like a caesar dressing instead. Oh, and it's just okay.
Speaker 2:It always looks appetizing the worst thing I can say their pizza.
Speaker 1:That was pretty bomb oh, their pizza is fantastic I want to go to ikea and have some fucking meatballs now oh, they're meatballs, but I do know that at one point they were horse meat.
Speaker 5:What, yeah, legitimately Ikea got in trouble in the States because their meatballs were made out of horse meat and never disclose that with their customers.
Speaker 2:Huh.
Speaker 5:Because you know, over there and wherever they're from Sweden, I forget Sweden. Yeah yeah, eating horses, perfectly A-OK, and they really just didn't think about it Taking it to other countries.
Speaker 1:I mean, that's fair, I'm glad.
Speaker 4:I didn't get meatballs when we went to Ikea.
Speaker 1:I don't think it was horse whenever we had it.
Speaker 3:I absolutely didn't.
Speaker 1:We gotta make a boy strip to Ikea now for fucking meatballs and then, when we're to burn off all the energy, we're going to start throwing couches across the fucking store.
Speaker 3:Hell yeah.
Speaker 1:And we're all going to die because he was the best at that game.
Speaker 5:It's the one and only game I ever had control in, and I'll never get that victory back fuck you crab game as well. I mean, I had my moments in crab game, but I wouldn't say I was good.
Speaker 1:I just knew how to fuck people over. I need to get that backseat driver game.
Speaker 5:I know it's out as a demo right now. I don't know when the full release is coming out, though let me see but I will say, like, I just recently got that costco membership and I don't know which one of you guys has or does not have a Costco membership, but was it weird when they asked for feet pictures? Buddy, that person didn't work at Costco, that was David they they made me go around back, though, and there was like two people wearing Costco tags and they said that it was the only way they keep the cost of the hot dogs down.
Speaker 3:That was murky there and grand it.
Speaker 1:Are you sure you didn't go to Feet Go?
Speaker 5:No, no, I mean, it was a Costco.
Speaker 3:Go sit there with a fucking box of pizza.
Speaker 1:Yeah, fucking shower down bro.
Speaker 5:That Domino's, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4:Tell him how much you got it's six pounds of taco dude.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so I got. We got two medium pizzas, 16 garlic bread bites and a fucking brookie and it's like before taxes, taxes and delivery, it was like 24 bucks damn, that's actually not bad at all for that, yeah you guys remember pizza hut buffet uh, fucking, elkhart is getting one.
Speaker 3:No, yeah, yeah, it's coming back. Wait, what's coming back. Wait, what's coming back. The Pizza Hut buffet Dine-in pizza. Yeah, dine-in pizza Over on Cass. They got a big sign coming soon.
Speaker 5:That was the only reason my parents ever took me out to Pizza Hut? Was that buffet?
Speaker 1:We're making a comeback, boys.
Speaker 3:For me. We never went to the Pizza Hut buffet. We would go to Lee's Famous Recipes buffet. Oh yep, I'd fuck up the Lee's. I haven't had it in so long, but I just remember it being delicious and it's probably not nearly as good as I remember it.
Speaker 5:I know I'm probably the only person who would find this entertaining, especially to our listeners, but I did watch or sorry, listen to a podcast that talked about like where the fuck did the salad bars go, because, like in the 90s, early 2000s, they were like everywhere dude, you're so autistic and I love you because that's the stuff that pops up on my youtube feed, bro I don't know, I find like shit like that entertaining for whatever reason.
Speaker 5:But I guess the long story short was, it wasn't that profitable because people kept just like piling up their plates time and time again. And yeah, because we're fat. The fda, or whoever regulates food for restaurants, was very strict on like hey, you have to rotate this out every so often. And they're, they were losing money because they were also throwing away food even though like it could be perfectly fine. But big government said no, damn big government, it's because of people like Zeno going in there just piling up their plates.
Speaker 2:That's why Zeno got it.
Speaker 3:I do be piling up my plates at the buffet, but I do clean my plate. You seem the type.
Speaker 4:Because of fat ass.
Speaker 3:Remember when we all went to that Chinese buffet? I think it was Hibachi, hibachi, yeah, yeah, with Miles, yeah, yeah, yeah, I eat so much. I think there's a picture of me holding my stomach.
Speaker 5:That's where I made Coco try crawfish and he hated it.
Speaker 1:Where, at what was it?
Speaker 5:Hibachi Buffet. It was like a Chinese buffet.
Speaker 1:He tried crawfish. I think I just didn't like the spice on it, or something.
Speaker 5:You didn't. No, it was too Cajun for you.
Speaker 1:Well, it probably stuffed me up and I couldn't breathe.
Speaker 5:so Imagine being allergic to fun things.
Speaker 1:Yeah it must be fucking unfortunate for the people who can't have peanut butter.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Especially if you have a dog. Peanut butter do be pretty fun.
Speaker 1:Fucking Christ, especially if you have a dog. Fucking christ, dude. My biggest fear is developing an allergy to shellfish, because my grandmother, who had never been allergic to shellfish the one that fucking disowned us and shit like that went all crazy but like gained an allergy to shellfish in like her 60s. It was like cool, you can just randomly get new allergies when you grow up and something that I really love eating at hibachi could now no longer be something I can eat. It's kind of fucking AIDS.
Speaker 4:If there's a day that goes by that I'm no longer allowed to eat popcorn shrimp, I don't know if I want to live this life anymore.
Speaker 1:That's when the ceiling becomes a new color.
Speaker 3:I could get by with that, I think.
Speaker 5:I mean, I was vegan for like three years. I'm sure I could survive. I wouldn't be happy, but I'd survive, right.
Speaker 3:I think I could do it.
Speaker 4:Like the big butterfly shrimp dude.
Speaker 3:There's a ton of shit that's like substitute that tastes the same.
Speaker 1:Zeno, yours is just gonna be ice cream oh no, you can't take it from me.
Speaker 3:You wanna take?
Speaker 5:the air I breathe. Is that what you want? I'm not talking about stuff.
Speaker 1:I'm just talking about stuff, I'm just saying it causes anaphylaxis.
Speaker 5:He eats ice cream and it gets fucked.
Speaker 2:He's going out the way that he wants.
Speaker 1:I don't think any amount of lactate can save Zeno. The man eats ice cream and then you just start hearing or you think somebody dropped a fucking table in the next room he made us evacuate a hotel room. That was when I took a shit and there was no ice cream involved to be fair, he did take a shit and he did warn us that it smelled pretty bad in there, but he should know he warned us beforehand.
Speaker 3:I did warn you beforehand I told everybody you want to get in there before me because it's going to smell awful after I'm done in there.
Speaker 1:Did you leave the door open after you came out?
Speaker 3:Yes, he did.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that was probably a mistake.
Speaker 3:Well, and you had to go somewhere.
Speaker 1:Anywhere back in the room.
Speaker 4:It could have just stayed there and then settled on the fucking Get all that stink out of there before it stained the shower curtains.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there's gonna be a fucking nice layer of fucking poop mist on the fucking. You know, instead of like white dust, it's brown dust. And it's just your poop particles have settled on the countertops.
Speaker 3:It would have been possible.
Speaker 1:I remember we had to evacuate that room legend has it that the cleaning staff all got pink eye the next day.
Speaker 3:I know we sure did.
Speaker 1:I had something the next day.
Speaker 2:I'm going to be.
Speaker 3:I'm going to be staying in a hotel with a couple guys from Shadowverse this weekend in the old Canada they're gonna let you back into the country.
Speaker 1:I hope.
Speaker 3:I hope so. Apparently Dr Fart's brother is banned from Canada what did he do?
Speaker 3:he did something he used to be in a band and he didn't have a passport, he was able to travel from the U? S to Canada Somehow. He got through, uh, and then when he was coming back, they detained him, cause they were like what the fuck, how'd you get here? And he was like I, I don't know, I just drove across. And they were like what the fuck, how'd you get here? And he was like I don't know, I just drove across and they were like that's not possible. He's like well, it fucking happened because I'm here, kind of deal. And I guess they detained him for like a few days or something like that. And apparently he owes the country of Canada a bunch of money and he's no longer allowed to travel to Canada.
Speaker 1:Huh seems like they probably shouldn't let him in the country in the first place they probably shouldn't know.
Speaker 3:But he was just like yeah, fuck it, I'm just gonna go and I'm I know I could just get a passport, but I'm not gonna do that. Instead I'm gonna just wing it.
Speaker 1:He's lucky that didn't turn out way worse yeah for sure, he could have been held there for weeks before they cleared it up.
Speaker 5:Oh show, but I mean, Coco also likes to be held in one place for weeks, but he likes to be tied up to a bedpost.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I have the exact opposite of claustrophobia. I love being Really. Yeah, I have the exact opposite of claustrophobia.
Speaker 2:I love being there.
Speaker 1:Really yeah. I love confined tight spaces.
Speaker 5:Like that basement. I was locked in earlier. Coco was actually in there. He was having a very chill time. How'd you get out of there? By the way, dug my way out, hmm.
Speaker 1:What the fuck Did I miss something? How did I?
Speaker 5:get out.
Speaker 1:How did I get there?
Speaker 5:You're still there. What do you mean? This whole thing's in your head bro I'm not even real. Yeah, xeno, and I aren't real. You're actually losing oxygen. You're very losing.
Speaker 1:I wish I had like the fucking Illuminati sound effect right now. That would have been a perfect time to play it. What funny sounds do I have that he probably hasn't heard? What's a new one?
Speaker 5:I don't know Probably a lot because I'm never around.
Speaker 1:I'm pretty sure you've heard that.
Speaker 5:God, because you sent me 20 million videos with it. You're welcome.
Speaker 1:Actually, I don't think we have any new ones About. The only one that I have is this but you heard that Monkey man, the monkey man. This shit was so funny.
Speaker 3:That was true terror in your voice, Tim.
Speaker 1:And then I calmed down almost immediately.
Speaker 5:Isn't that a hey Arnold character, monkey man.
Speaker 4:You know, now I need to look it up. I know there's like Pigeon man isn't there. Whatever the fuck, there was a Pigeon.
Speaker 5:Man, but I do remember there was like a superhero character that was Monkey man or something.
Speaker 1:Alright, I'm getting Google, I'm getting autocomplete, you might be, right All Monkey man cameos. He has 53 seconds of cameos in hey Arnold.
Speaker 3:Oh Wow, monkey man wow, monkey man.
Speaker 4:Hey, arnold, I went out for a snack and I found Caesar salad instead oh, you make a chicken bag, ayo.
Speaker 3:I could fuck up a Caesar salad right now.
Speaker 4:I went out for a snack. I mean, I'm never mad at a Caesar salad alright, coco.
Speaker 5:What'd you find?
Speaker 1:it's, he's just in an episode. It's an episode of the hey on old tv series. I'm trying to read up on what happens. Local super. It just looks like some fucking random person with a sweatshirt that has an m on it and he has like a little tiny cape, from what I remember, or something, yep.
Speaker 4:How the fuck, do you remember?
Speaker 3:this shit.
Speaker 1:I don't know man. Do I remember what Mine's an enigma? I don't know what goes on in there half the time. Super cow? Yeah, is that from cow and chicken?
Speaker 4:Yeah, oh, super cow, and she only spoke.
Speaker 3:Spanish. Yeah, what did you think I said?
Speaker 1:I was like super cow, like California. I was very confused, oh yeah, no super cow, cow and chicken.
Speaker 3:I just remember the devil the red man.
Speaker 5:He is not the devil.
Speaker 3:It is a children's show.
Speaker 1:I mean I. He is pretty close to the devil.
Speaker 5:I mean he is, but it was Cartoon Network in the 90s. Fucking IR baboon.
Speaker 1:He's pretty close to the devil. I mean he is, but it was Cartoon Network in the 90s, Fucking IR Baboon.
Speaker 5:IR. Baboon yeah, I loved IR.
Speaker 3:Baboon Hell. Yeah, I just remember the red man opening a dry cleaning business and offered free services to all superheroes. So a bunch of people dropped off at the same time and buried him in the suit. So when he digs his head out, he pulls one out and there's just a corncob on the chest and he goes corn a cob, a man. There are some sick people in this town oh my god remember uncle boneless too yes, it's so stupid.
Speaker 4:Oh my God.
Speaker 3:Remember Uncle Boneless too? Yes, fucking Boneless Chicken, it's so stupid.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, that shit was wild dude.
Speaker 3:That was pretty wicked.
Speaker 5:Now, the guy that created Cow and Chicken. He is cousins with a guy that works for DC Comics and he created a comic called the Max.
Speaker 3:It's really weird because it's a dude who may or may not be a superhero, but he also just me, may be a weird homeless guy who wears a superhero suit all the time but uh, you guys ever speaking of that, you guys ever get TikToks of like the guy that is like I think it's in DC, but he like patrols the streets, as he says, and he's the Red Ranger and he's got like a red suit, looks similar to like Power Rangers but also has a shield like Captain America and he's always with like other self-acclaimed superheroes protecting the streets in Washington.
Speaker 5:No, no, never seen that.
Speaker 3:I feel like.
Speaker 4:I've seen it.
Speaker 3:You're talking about next time I see it I'll have to send it to you guys, because I'm just like how does this guy just like not getting his ass?
Speaker 4:kicked every night. He's got the shield he just puts the shield up and blocks, all damage
Speaker 3:he's kind of like it reminds me of a real life kick ass right.
Speaker 5:I remember Cincinnati Ohio had like a weird super friends group there for a while and it was really big in the news.
Speaker 3:Guys, I think we need to make our own super friends group.
Speaker 1:Isn't that, what ADHD After Dark is?
Speaker 5:No, this is just for autistic people. Yeah, okay.
Speaker 1:I don't know if 2025 is the year we want to make a super friends group.
Speaker 3:That might have a bad message. I mean, I think we can figure it out, we'll just have to get our lawyers involved yeah, who are they?
Speaker 1:we don't pay anybody. We gotta go get hollow to be our lawyer.
Speaker 5:I mean, wasn't he speaking college level words at the age of three? Maybe Zeno, can you do that a little closer to the mic for me? I it almost got me there, okay. Can you do that a little closer to the mic for me? I almost got there, okay, there it is, thank you.
Speaker 1:Krista, if you're listening to this episode, is this?
Speaker 3:what he sounds like in bed.
Speaker 5:Well, you know what? At least he's not a coward Coco. He's up in her ear moaning.
Speaker 1:What are you doing with the gas? Well, he can be up in her ear moaning because he has fucking 18 inches of dick.
Speaker 5:I have to be as close as possible so you're telling me you can't have gas on her back in missionary and you can't be leaning forward into her ear going yeah, bro, I have to stick my pelvis out as far as I can, just to get as much in as possible dude, you march like a cat to get as much dick extension as possible.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I can't fucking lean forward.
Speaker 1:I got to fucking poke it out as much as I can.
Speaker 5:No, no, no. I need to see this Coco change the camera around. I need to see what this looks like. Give me a full example, and I need Zeno to describe it.
Speaker 1:Oh you, you can see it poking up a little bit.
Speaker 5:Xeno. Describe this to our listeners Grab the way along.
Speaker 4:Show us Hang on Hang on we're visual learners.
Speaker 3:Oh.
Speaker 2:It looks like a little tent at the bottom of a huge mountain. I can't fucking die. What the fuck.
Speaker 3:Just a little guy.
Speaker 5:Now you're just rubbing it in.
Speaker 1:Bro, I'm so happy.
Speaker 5:You see, it's only about a quarter of more he's like you can lean in.
Speaker 3:I'm like no, I gotta fucking make it as big as possible, bro, and that's not even enough honestly, I saw um uh tiktok of matt rife on lunch and uh somebody up on a dildo on stage about, like domestic abuse or something.
Speaker 5:Isn't he the face of elf right now? Of what elf? Eyes, lips, face that makeup brand.
Speaker 4:I know he just bought a bunch of haunted shit he did just purchase the Annabelle doll.
Speaker 3:All I know is he's really funny he has his moments he had a moment he somebody threw a dildo on stage and he picked it up and he was like this is not a real fucking true to size dildo on stage. And he picked it up and he was like this is not a real fucking true to size dildo, Like this is fucking mega dildo. And I was just like watching. I was like, oh OK, that seemed like normal size to me. For some reason Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1:You're such a piece of shit.
Speaker 3:I can't relate.
Speaker 4:Oh, look at me and my gigantic cork that women just bow before I shut the fuck up, I see, I'm glad you got blessed with it and not like someone like me, because I'd be over here like just camera on and walk out of the room, come back in just like be helicopter dicking. Every chance I had you would see my dick, Until you told me to stop because it makes you feel uncomfortable. You're going to see my cock.
Speaker 3:Even then, I might show it to you a couple more times.
Speaker 4:Even then I'm just out of like habit, I'm like woo.
Speaker 1:Oh wait, yeah, it makes it weird the goal the thing to get you to stop doing it is to make you feel uncomfortable doing it. So I would just start praising your dick and then you would feel smack my own ass. You would start feeling smack my own ass. I don't know if that, if you're fucking if you had a huge dick and a huge ass and they combine that just makes a black hole right like end of the fucking earth at that point I think so, yeah, I'm really sure.
Speaker 1:That's why, if murky and I bang that, we would get super power that's why it's a good thing that he doesn't have a huge dick and a huge ass, because then he wouldn't need you myself. That creates some sort of universal paradox and then the big bang happens, and big bang a and Big bang, a huge bang, yeah, light yeah.
Speaker 4:And movement.
Speaker 1:Light and movement, a slight movement of the atoms and the things Time is really just movement Stuff.
Speaker 5:And then you stop it, you go back, and then you stop it, go back to our 420. Drop it happens.
Speaker 3:And then drop it. I love the screenshot.
Speaker 1:Oh, fucking ease, Just fucking.
Speaker 2:Oh, you just noticed that I did.
Speaker 3:I did that was pretty good.
Speaker 5:I should make that my profile picture.
Speaker 4:Oh, my God, I would.
Speaker 5:I'm going to make it my desktop background at work. Fucking do it. I dare your ass to.
Speaker 1:Fuck it If you're I don't know, I will.
Speaker 3:Wes would be like hey man, I'm going to need you to, I'm going to need you to take that down Like that's, that's not OK.
Speaker 5:I will Venmo you 20 bucks if Wes pulls me aside and is like listen, so this just happened.
Speaker 3:I don't know how you got this to him oh no, that would be grounds for termination, because that's absolutely sexual harassment in some fashion who would be the terminator one me oh what's going to?
Speaker 4:around you a customer. All right, here's the damage to your vehicle and it's just oh, oh, sorry, sorry he'll be taking care of
Speaker 3:your vehicle funny story about that. Oh no, oh no. Um. Uh, at the previous employer that murky and I had, um, every now and then, the parent company would make us do like online training or something like that, and you had like a specific password and username that you had to log into. But the password was like fucking 25 characters long and like it was always fucking just stupid, stupid tests. Uh, it was all like osha compliance shit. And, um, the assistant parts manager for the ford store hadn't completed it yet and her boss was like yo need you to like bring a laptop in or something like we gotta get this done, like gotta do it. So she's like all right, cool, I can't, I'm having trouble logging. And he's like, okay, if I can bring a laptop in, like we'll figure it out. I need you to do it though. So she brought in her iPad and as soon as she opened it up, it was just playing porn and she was like oh sorry, this is my husband's iPad. Yeah, yeah, that was.
Speaker 4:So I'm into blood stuff. You know that. Now Nice.
Speaker 2:Oof.
Speaker 1:That's rough. Yeah, it's not a good look Rough day at the office.
Speaker 3:The parts manager was like I didn't know what to do and I was very uncomfortable At that point. What do you do?
Speaker 4:Um just try to Alright, that didn't happen. Moving on.
Speaker 3:Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1:That's fucking wild Can.
Speaker 5:I tell you boys, something little TMI.
Speaker 4:If you want to Do you helicopter dick everywhere you go.
Speaker 5:Actually I don't want to tell murky. Murky, can you face the other way?
Speaker 5:just face the other way alright, alright, so just the two of you. So, listeners, I started taking Lexapro again and that's why I'm not a depressed mess on this podcast right now and I'm only being held together by one medication. But, uh, positives of that, you know, I'm feeling good, I feel like I can manage life again and, uh, I guess, depending on who you ask, this could be a positive or a negative, but it takes me forever to come now and I figured I could talk to you two about that, because you're both on, like turn around turn the fuck around because you're both on Lexxapro and I was just curious if you guys were having the same side effect.
Speaker 3:100 100, that's a real thing the fuck around. That's a real thing, dude turn the fuck around, mr.
Speaker 1:I take fucking 80.
Speaker 3:It's like you get close to there and then it's just like it's gone and you're like what the fuck happened to it.
Speaker 1:Then you have to think I was there you have to think to get it to come back.
Speaker 3:You're like yeah, and then you're just super really super fucking upset.
Speaker 5:You're like god damn it and like I'm just there dicking her down, but at the same time it's just like it's almost there. It's almost there, it's gone and now I gotta rebuild it. And I'm like I'm sure she's annoyed as fuck because I'm moaning in her ear like a fucking grizzly bear you're moaning in her ear, please just let me come already what
Speaker 3:does that sound like?
Speaker 1:and then followed up by the fucking in the background oh my god.
Speaker 4:Oh.
Speaker 2:Yeah a lot of.
Speaker 3:Medications like that. Do that like before, when I was Taking that other medication. Pretty much same thing. Very weird sensation.
Speaker 1:But it's good that you're feeling better.
Speaker 3:Yeah very good. Sorry that you can't comment as much sorry, you sound like a grizzly bear apologize to Shannon for that one.
Speaker 5:I mean, she has to hear it in her ear. Maybe she likes it. Do you know? Maybe she's alright. Oh my god, I apologize to.
Speaker 1:Shannon, for that one. I mean, she has to hear it in her ear. Maybe she likes it, do you?
Speaker 5:know, I don't know, hold on, maybe she's all right.
Speaker 1:Oh, my God. Hey Shannon she knows not.
Speaker 5:She knows not to answer you here do you like or do you not like what I moan in your ear?
Speaker 3:like a grizzly bear like a grizzly bear like a grizzly bear. She says love it.
Speaker 1:Hell yeah, fucking, marry that woman, oh my god, murky, if you turned around and said that same thing To Dusty like she'd fucking come, and who the fuck told you you could turn around? Murky, I already forgot he wasn't supposed to be Turned around Speaking of turned around, fuck Speaking of turned around you, weren't there for this.
Speaker 4:Name a time when I am there.
Speaker 5:It was just before you joined Discord today. Okay.
Speaker 1:Switch was playing Battlefield. It was just bitching that everything in the game sounded off. He's like I don't fucking know what it is, but like shots are coming from places and it sounds like they're coming from in front of me when they're behind me and they're coming from my fucking left when they're on my right and my sound is in. He's just like my sound's inverted. I gotta fucking restart the game. I go yeah, I go switch, you have your headset on backwards. He's like no, he goes, wait a minute and he gets real fucking quiet. They're like lena laughing he goes she goes.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was I was like are you fucking serious? You're sitting here bitching about the game being broken and your dumb ass can't put the headset on the right way. Uh, he was like. He was like. I've never had a wireless headset before you.
Speaker 3:I've never had a wireless headset before.
Speaker 1:He was like fuck you, fuck you. I've never had a wireless headset. I was like that would have been. My first thing to do would be to put the headset on a different way. If everything sounds inverted, oh my God it was pretty Sweet summer child. It was pretty, ricky, would it be difficult?
Speaker 3:for you to put your headset on backwards.
Speaker 1:I feel like they're. I don't think it would be difficult, but like it would feel weird, like do it incorrectly, like doesn't that?
Speaker 4:feel weird though.
Speaker 1:I mean kind of, but I was like I have a big ass head if you put that on backwards like that and you were in the dark and you didn't have the lights on the side, you would know that you had put it on backwards reference.
Speaker 3:We're asking murky because he has the same, because they're usually.
Speaker 1:They're usually like fitted in such a way that they're they're, they're meant to go one way, like it feels better one way. I just don't know how to put it on backwards and then played like fucking four rounds of Battlefield and didn't realize his headset was on backwards. It really is. I mean, if you played a game and then everything started sounding fucked up, you'd probably be like, hang on, wait, maybe I put my headset on backwards.
Speaker 5:I feel like that'd be the first thing I'd troubleshoot.
Speaker 1:Especially if you're like oh, this thing sounds like it's on my left but it's on my right. Maybe this thing sounds like it's on my left, but it's on my right Maybe. Maybe, Just maybe, Just maybe. Because he was so fucking mad dude he was like I'm going to fuck this game's fucking broken.
Speaker 3:I'm going to have to fucking restart it, because my sound's all fucked up.
Speaker 1:And I realize it's a beta, but, like, I realize it's a beta, but it wasn't the game either.
Speaker 5:Oh that boy.
Speaker 2:That boy ain't around.
Speaker 1:I tell you what I tell you what E did you see any of the clips of the South. Park episodes here and there on TikTok. Did you see last week's episode where they had the director of ICE, whatever her name is, or they had somebody?
Speaker 5:oh yeah, the woman who shot her dog, yeah yeah, did you see?
Speaker 1:they fucking had to go into like a pet smart at the end of the episode and just executed a bunch of dogs. They had her kill dogs every time they could in this episode and they also made her face fall off from plastic surgery and it started running around and scaring the shit out of people. She commentated. She commented on the episode face. Yeah, her face like fell off and then started fucking running around because it had so much plastic surgery and they had to fucking get a net and capture it. And then they had to have a team of makeup artists come and fix her but anyway e.
Speaker 1:Do you want to know what she complained about the most of that episode? Uh, what is? That it wasn't the fact that she shot every single dog that appeared on camera. It was the fact that they got her plastic surgery look wrong she wasn't overemphasized she wasn't upset that they were making fun of her shooting dogs like I feel like that's something that you should at least be like. I made a mistake in my past.
Speaker 3:The amount of disappointment coming from me right now it's like I made a mistake in my past.
Speaker 1:I probably shouldn't have done that, but like it is what it is, she like made no mention of it. She just kind of owned it like, yeah, fuck it all you gotta say is I didn't vote for that.
Speaker 3:What's the story behind her shooting her dog?
Speaker 1:Yeah, what is like? What's the actual?
Speaker 3:story. Was it an accident or?
Speaker 5:like no, she did it on purpose and it was like something to do with her kids. I don't remember, Okay.
Speaker 1:It was probably. You know it wasn't that the dog was attacking the kids. I know it wasn't that much Like it wasn't that the dog was attacking the kids, I know it wasn't that much it wasn't like shoot the dog to save the kids scenario. It was like the kids didn't want the dog, so we killed it instead of giving it up for adoption.
Speaker 2:I think it's kind of what it was.
Speaker 1:I can understand if it's attacking somebody, like shooting it, but also I'd kind of be like it's a dog, it's on top of your kid. I don't think shooting it's probably the right play there. You probably want to tackle it off or something like that before you go down that shooting route, because you know, I don't know about you but I wouldn't trust most people shooting a dog. That's attacking me three inches from my face.
Speaker 3:I can see it in like a panic moment like, but like that's.
Speaker 1:That seems a little scummy, though I mean it's, it is what it is they would have probably, if it was an attacking a kid, they would have probably put it down anyway right, yeah, I mean it's, and if it was, if? No, yeah, but like the reason the reason why she did it was because they didn't want it anymore and they didn't want to put it up for adoption.
Speaker 3:I was like that's kind of shitty yeah, I don't see a fault with doing it, for, like any form of defense, like it happens, um, and of course that would like my last resort if I were in that position Suffocation, no breathing.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Well, the first thing I'm going to do if a dog charges me is I'm going to just kick it in the face and hope it runs away. What is?
Speaker 3:Cujo though.
Speaker 5:Who.
Speaker 3:Cujo's a mad motherfucker, oh I forget you don't read.
Speaker 5:He's a thing. Who gets rabies?
Speaker 4:It was also a movie, yes.
Speaker 1:What happens to you?
Speaker 5:He's a St Bernard. He chases after I think it's a raccoon in the book Gets bit, gets rabies and basically tortures this woman and her kid as they hide inside of a car for their lives because Cujo's going on a murderous rampage baby. Nobody comes out alive, well, except for mom and her kid. But you know spoilers for like a 40 year old story.
Speaker 1:I think, I think the fucking the embargo has lifted on that, you can, you could spoil it.
Speaker 5:But yeah, it is a good Stephen King horror story, even though it's like semi realistic, like you don't have any fucking murderous space clown, it's just a dog with rabies half of my problem when I watch.
Speaker 4:Cujo. My entire thought the whole time is why is no one shooting this dog right? Half of my when I watch kujo. My entire thought the whole time is why is no one shooting this dog right?
Speaker 1:half of my problem with reading is this like when I'm reading, I'm reading words, but I'm not processing them, if that makes sense. So like I'm just no, I get, I'm just, and then the same thing happens with an audiobook. If something starts playing on audio, I go into like I just process the audio mode and then, like I don't remember anything, that happened to it.
Speaker 5:I finished three books within a month. Nice, nice Part of the Amory War series, which is the storyline of the first four Coheed and.
Speaker 1:Cambry albums. How much dick was in the books, believe it or not? Quite a bit nice, yeah, big old fucking wieners Gotta have something to fantasize to.
Speaker 5:I'm on the. In the fourth book, the main Character when he's going into god mode is the best Way to put it, or the crowing. He's gonna be fully naked Hell yeah. But there's more boobs than there is dick.
Speaker 1:Is this a picture book I might be on?
Speaker 5:board. Yes, actually, damn, I might be on board. It is a graphic novel. You know you should fucking submit your body for a graphic novel.
Speaker 1:I know you were against fucking Feet Finder because it was a little weird, but I feel like this is no, he was against it because he had to promote it.
Speaker 5:I think so, yeah, well and also giving foot jobs.
Speaker 3:I wasn't really interested. No, no, you don't have to get foot jobs, you can just trade your shit on the internet now
Speaker 5:you know, what if you made the foot finder and you had one of us publicize you like? We go out there, we promote for you, we create a social media. You only have to take pictures of your feet.
Speaker 1:I do that alright alright, alright, check out local feet here fucking check out local feet here, jesus Christ local hot feet within 10 miles of you.
Speaker 4:Alright, now you're just fucking giving people fucking viruses standing at the next to the river, the little sidewalk fetishes is a virus.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you also hand them a fucking flash drive too and say put this in your computer for me, please. You know what's really sad is.
Speaker 1:You'd probably get like at least 10 of the people would do that and that's why scams exist because they're 10 of the people is enough to make money on shit like that, and it's always the 10 of people that have way too much for their knowledge. Um no, you know, I was thinking more classy. You could submit your fucking body for like, uh, like graphic novel poses and, uh, you'll get royalties from that. It's a little more classy than just, you know, edging some dude from arkansas what's the dude version of hustler or what's the like?
Speaker 1:maybe I could be like a magazine colleges for art classes and stuff bro, they don't have enough marble to fucking carve a statue for you they can do sketches Coco. There's not enough graphite in those pencils. We're only able to make one.
Speaker 3:They're going to go through three pencils.
Speaker 1:Bro, I don't think we can fucking, I don't think the forest can take it. We might have to cut down more rainforest to make sketches of xeno. How?
Speaker 3:would you be like that?
Speaker 1:he's got a big old dick the joke was there's not enough paper. His dick is huge, it's fucking huge.
Speaker 4:How does it feel you?
Speaker 1:freak you weirdo, you fucking weirdo when you look at a huge dildo and you go. And somebody says it's huge and you go. Oh, I thought that was average, fuck you.
Speaker 3:Legit Coco. What's it feel like being the?
Speaker 5:only one who doesn't moan in his girl's ear, because so far you seem like the odd man out. On that one, I plead the no, I definitely don't why are you a coward? I don't know.
Speaker 3:Let her hear it oh, I don't need to do that because yeah, here's the thing.
Speaker 1:This isn't for you, this is for her maybe she's tired of just seeing your face for her yeah, maybe she wants a little extra after a while.
Speaker 5:Why are you being so?
Speaker 1:inconsiderate. I don't think anybody can keep her.
Speaker 5:Are you guys not on Krista's side here? Because what I'm hearing is you guys are cowards.
Speaker 1:But every time, anytime, zeno says he's had sex, I'm just kind of worried for her. Like just get a fucking huge, you know, hold on. Are you calling her Nice? You should FaceTime her.
Speaker 3:He's on a girl's trip right now. Absolutely not.
Speaker 1:You should FaceTime her right now, with no shirt on.
Speaker 3:That would be awful.
Speaker 1:Hi. So I'm here on ADHD after dark Fucking tits out for Harambe?
Speaker 3:Are you calling the group chat, yep you?
Speaker 1:guys are oh no.
Speaker 5:Oh, one person joined. Oh, there she is. Hi, Krista.
Speaker 3:This is your girlfriend.
Speaker 5:Krista's in the chat Hi. I'm in a car and we're going to Ice Climbing, hey Krista. So question for you Jesus Christ, Uh-oh Krista, so question for you.
Speaker 1:Jesus Christ.
Speaker 5:Uh-oh, does Sean make any noise in the bedroom? Or is he just like quiet and makes faces at you the entire time? What? That's such a personal question, you freak. Look, I'm trying to help Krista out and Sean's being a rebellious little shit. I don't think you're helping. I will continue to.
Speaker 3:I will continue that rebellious little shit attitude and I will not answer that question.
Speaker 5:Well, I'm going to try to help you out, krista, even though you're not giving me much. So the next time he's with you, guaranteed different man okay, alright.
Speaker 3:I don't think that went the way you thought it was going to.
Speaker 5:I don't think you know who you're talking to. I think it was funny that Shannon also joined.
Speaker 1:It was like this is your fucking girlfriend she said, you little freak?
Speaker 5:well, I don't think she saw that, crystal was in the chat.
Speaker 1:He called you a little fucking freak dude look, here's the thing, sean.
Speaker 5:You at least gotta give her something more than just dick uh huh, uh huh no, no, don't give me an uh huh, like what do you give her?
Speaker 3:uh-huh ice cream uh-huh, yeah, I do give her ice cream well, I I mean that hey xeno moans in my ear when we have sex.
Speaker 5:So I would believe that yeah yeah he got, he goes, he goes.
Speaker 3:Coco needs it because of the lexapro yeah, yeah, fucking I need I need the extra vibration on my prostate to get it going. Beep. Oh yeah, wow.
Speaker 5:I'm pretty sure I'm going to get my ass kicked the moment this podcast is over, so I'm going to try to drag it out as long as, like the moment I leave this office, guarantee shannon's gonna be like like, so you want to talk about that, or? I'm not gonna own up to anything. I'm gonna be like xeno and be like no, I'm good, no, I don't want except you're the one that started it.
Speaker 1:You didn't have to do any of this. Usually I'm the bad guy, but hell, he's fucking got naked everywhere and fucking asking everybody about their sex lives.
Speaker 5:Look, I'm in my villain era right now and I only blame Murky for it.
Speaker 1:Oh, you're starting to go from fucking Bruce Banner to fucking the Joker.
Speaker 3:Murky said OK.
Speaker 5:He knows what he did. He's a bitch.
Speaker 4:Xenon's going to go hard in the paint with the fucking earmuff.
Speaker 3:I don't think so.
Speaker 5:Coward.
Speaker 1:Fucking coward.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 1:You said you were gonna drag it out. What else do you wanna talk about? We're almost at time.
Speaker 5:So I'm ready to make a ham sandwich to add on to xeno doing like nude modeling. What's funny enough is I had a conversation with a friend of a friend, like best way to describe them because, like, I know them but they're not exactly my friend looking at queens. Yeah, it's just more like we've had conversations, but that's about it this isn't brian, but uh, he wants to start doing like not safe for work drawings, because he is an artist but he wants somebody from your discord that like has no not my discord.
Speaker 5:I'm surprised. But they want to start doing not-safe-for-work furry art for money. And all I gotta say Zeno is you could help them draw horses.
Speaker 3:I was wondering where you were going with this. That was very long-winded.
Speaker 5:He is looking for live models. I can tell you he is willing to pay.
Speaker 3:I'll put it. Tuck it away in the brain bank if I ever feel the desire to be a horse model.
Speaker 5:I don't think yes or no. I can't give that right now.
Speaker 3:You've painted me into a corner and I don't feel comfortable with this.
Speaker 5:It sounds like a hard no, yeah, I'm going to just let him know that I have nobody for him.
Speaker 1:The horse guy has one friend with a huge wiener, but he's super insecure about it.
Speaker 5:He's too cowardly to do anything.
Speaker 1:Imagine being super insecure for having such a huge wiener.
Speaker 5:Well, you know, God had a nerve from one way or another.
Speaker 3:Could you imagine if I was super confident and had a big dick? I can smell your fart.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's pretty good, wasn't it, do I?
Speaker 5:God if you can smell them.
Speaker 1:I'm pretty sure I can smell it pretty soon I'm going to be fucking upwind or downwind of you, or something like that, and then it's going to fucking you would be upwind of him upwind.
Speaker 5:My farts are going to be so fucking smelly for you.
Speaker 1:Well, if you're upwind if I'm upwind, then it would travel downwind to you. You're right, because I would be upwind from you. I'm thinking up as in, I'm above you in the wind and it's going by me down to you. I probably have interpreted this the wrong way.
Speaker 5:Please don't end this podcast. I swear to God, I don't want to get my hands to god.
Speaker 1:Honestly, you just bring her in here now and just have it happen on the podcast. Get it over with. I'd rather not. Well. Anyway, if we're down to three people next week, you know he's dead. Goodbye everybody.
Speaker 5:All right, so we're back.
Speaker 1:I know we said goodbye. East Camera just went offline and he disconnected from Discord without saying anything.
Speaker 3:Yeah, this is following him leaving the room to go confront Shannon about his behavior this afternoon.
Speaker 1:So I think he might be a little bit dead.
Speaker 3:We joked about the three-man podcast next week, but it may very well be a real possibility.
Speaker 1:Be sure to give us some funeral cards.
Speaker 3:Any donations to the flowers would be greatly appreciated. Oh no, goodbye, goodbye.
