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S4 E8: Bathroom Nightmares

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How does a "simple weekend project" transform into a multi-day nightmare? Zeno takes us on a wild journey through his recent bathroom renovation disaster that should have been completed in one weekend but stretched into an odyssey of mishaps, miscalculations, and moments of pure frustration.

The saga begins with confidence and optimism as Xeno's girlfriend Krista suggests they simply replace the shower surround and refinish the tub - a project she assures him will take just two days at most. But reality quickly sets in when they discover the tub refinishing product requires a full 72 hours to cure (not 24 as initially thought), meaning no access to the only shower in the house for days. The challenges multiply with each step: ill-fitting shower surrounds, broken paint rollers, defective caulk guns secretly leaking from the back, and last-minute plumbing issues requiring emergency hardware store visits minutes before closing time.

Beyond the renovation chaos, the guys take listeners down an unexpected rabbit hole discussing some of the most bizarre self-published books ever discovered online. From outrageous titles to questionable content, this tangent provides much-needed comic relief following the home improvement saga. The conversation showcases the podcast's trademark ability to seamlessly blend personal stories with unexpected discoveries that leave everyone laughing.

Whether you're contemplating your own DIY project or just enjoy tales of plans gone hilariously awry, this episode serves as both entertainment and a cautionary tale. Remember: sometimes the best renovations are the ones you hire professionals to handle! Have you experienced your own home improvement disaster? Share your story with us and join the conversation!

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Crumble Cookie Flavors Discussion

Speaker 1

The fucking flavors for the crumble cookies this week suck.

Speaker 2

What are the flavors?

Speaker 1

Well, we've got classic milk chocolate chip cookie, frosted sugar cookie with a circus animal cookie on it, chocolate cake cookie, blueberry cheesecake cookie, which actually sounds pretty good, and then a cookie dough cookie, which is just a cookie with frosting on it and cookie dough on it, and they have a strawberry cake, and is it Tres Leches cake? Tres Leches, tres Leches cake Pretty underwhelming and true ADHD.

Speaker 2

After dark fashion, I hit recording because we said we were ready and then Zeno started talking about crumble. So welcome to Fidzzy Dibby Yoda.

Speaker 1

I'm sorry, did you have a? Was that a stroke? That's uh, yeah yeah, did you have another stroke just?

Speaker 2

then, yeah, I was trying to figure out a funny thing to say, and then I couldn't, so I just said yeah a bunch.

Speaker 1

Should we call you an ambulance?

Speaker 2

Nah, that's too expensive, it's cheaper.

Speaker 3

If you want to see Coco like this more, check out twitchtv. Slash codercoco, it's cheaper to just fucking die.

Speaker 2

Yeah, yeah, tell me about it.

Speaker 1

I used to have a boss that would tell me just drag my body out of the building, I don't want to die in here.

Speaker 2

Fucking. Plant a flower for me out in the parking lot, Great Fucking dandelion. Oh Zeno has a story to tell you.

Speaker 1

He gave us the preview.

Speaker 2

It's uh, how did the bathtub go, xeno um, it was a shit show.

Speaker 1

Um. So, for those unaware um krista, um, bless her heart, she was like she's just a girl we could do. She's just a girl I should have known. I should have known. Um, she was like, hey, your shower surrounds kind of like peeling away from the wall and stuff. Maybe we should just replace it. And also, while we're at it, um, we can refinish your tub. It's really easy. We could just do all of it over, like memorial day weekend, and we probably like start it on friday and have it done by saturday night and it's super easy and super quick and you'll be able to shower in the bathroom by sunday evening.

Speaker 1

Worst case scenario. Right, I'm gonna preface this with that's not what fucking happened at all. Okay, so, um, if you've ever you ever done it before, it's a very involved process and shame on me for not looking into it and just blindly trusting that, uh, she knew exactly what she was doing every step of the way and that I did not need to question her on anything. Um, that was a. It was a very poor mistake that I had made. Um, but I was like you know, she's got that. She's confident, she's a strong, independent woman, she's, I'm just gonna roll with it on there.

Speaker 1

So it starts off with we peeled the old shower surround out. Really easy, right. We took the shower, um faucet out, took the dials for the hot and cold water out, everything's fine. We peel the old shower thing away, get all the cock out. Um, we start this project friday, probably around 11 noon ish. Um, all of that runs pretty fucking smooth. Um, then it comes time to we have to refinish the tub. So essentially it's like you're you clean the tub really well, um, with bleach and uh other just um abrasive materials, just to get it really good and clean. And, uh, then you just take like a paint roller and essentially like house paint, you just paint the tub.

Speaker 1

So what I didn't tell you earlier, coco's, we went through actually two rollers, because the story just gets the first one she's like rolling the the finish on the tub and she's having a grand old time, uh, and then all of a sudden I hear her screaming in the bathroom and I'm like what's going on? She's like the end cap of this roller thing broke and now there's a bunch of little pieces of plastic in my finish in the tub and in the um her little tray that she's dumping the stuff into. Um, there's another part that I forgot to tell you too. Uh, anyways, I'm like it's no big deal, we'll just, like you know, sand it smooth if we need to. I'll just get some really fine grit sandpaper and sand it flush, it'll be fine. Like we're putting several layers on here, it'll be fine, no big deal. And she's like all right, fine, we'll do that. And she tries finishing. Uh, I think this was the first layer of it she finished.

Speaker 1

So this little kit that we bought that has a little small like paint tray and the roller and the thing that slides onto it I don't know what you want to call it. I guess the brush, essentially, was like four dollars at Harbor Freight. So I was like we'll just go buy a fucking another one. I don't give a fuck, it's, it's easy. I mean it's harbor freight stuff, so probably broke because you know it's really cheap or whatever. So we go and buy another one, we come back. She's rolling it out some more.

Speaker 1

I went and did something else. I think I went to go outside and mow the grass real quick because I was like, well, it doesn't make sense for me to just hang out in there while you're doing that, because all I'm gonna do is watch you do that, so I'll go mow the grass real quick. I'll come back. When I come back, she starts. First thing she says when I walk through the door is like hey, uh, I just read the can again and I need you to probably, like you can't be mad at me with what?

Speaker 1

I'm about to tell you and instantly I'm like something's fucked, like something's wrong and something has fucked up now. Uh, originally she was like, yeah, this finish takes 24 hours to cure. That was false. Takes 72 hours after the last coat to cure, and also, during this time, no water can touch the finish whatsoever. And I was like, pai, this is great, this is Friday evening, probably, I don't know, 7, 8 o'clock. And I was like, okay, 72 hours from now is we got Friday, saturday, sunday, monday, right, so Monday by like 8, 9 o'clock. I can't use the shower until then, mind you, it's the only shower in the house. And I was like this is awesome, this is gonna be a good time. I can't use the shower until then. Mind you, it's the only shower in the house. And I was like this is awesome, this is going to be a good time. I was like, all right, whatever, we're fucking into it now.

Speaker 2

We can't go back. Oh wait, you didn't go to work on Monday, did you?

Speaker 1

You had it all. No, oh, lucky you, lucky you. I was about to be like hey, did he smell like shit? Oh, I would have 100. I smelled so bad by monday it was awful. Um, so, uh, that happened and then she was like rolling the paint out and she's like this fucking thing is starting to break. I'm like you're pressing way too hard on that. Then it's like coincidence, it happened once. If it's doing it twice, it's because you're pressing too hard. And she's like you think so I was like, yeah, yeah, I, I think, like I don't know why you're having that problem, because I'm not having that problem. Um, so it's got to be you're pressing too hard. She's like well, you know, I wanted to to roll right and it wasn't rolling right unless I pressed hard and I was like, okay, just like, dial it back a little bit because you don't want to have like the stereotypical, like when you get the roller with the paint and it like gets stuck on one side and you have to.

Speaker 2

But in that case I just drag finish on the bathtub.

Speaker 1

And that was friday, so saturday morning we had plans in um chicago, um, where her apartment is so. So that was Saturday afternoon. We were anticipating we were going to get home kind of late. But in the morning we're like, okay, we'll at least get the shower surround cut and ready to go up and maybe we can even at least glue it before we leave, because it takes 24 hours to cure as well Before you can Get moisture or anything or like it be shower ready and shit. So we take the old shower surround and Chris is like here's the deal, we'll just take the old shower surround, lay it flat On some plywood I had in garage. She's like you just line up the holes with the new shower surround, let's cut the holes, it'll be fine, they'll line up. Everything's great, this is easy, we don't have to measure anything.

The Shower Surround Fiasco

Speaker 1

Great idea in theory it was the great idea and I was like all right, sounds good, let's just do that. So we do it, go out to the garage, cut the holes and we're like cool, let's take this inside and make sure it lines up right. We take it inside if it's pretty good, like all the holes line up, like cool. So we take the corner piece that goes into the corner of the shower surround and I say it was like two inches short. Krista says it was like half an inch short. In the end it was too short. So there's like at least half an inch of space between the corner shower surround piece and the left side wall surround piece. So it was like cool, now we can do about that. And, uh, chris ended up. She's like well, let's just go buy another shower surround kit because like no, we can do about this now, just cut it out. So this is all we got. So we go to the local Lowe's. I do shower surround kit, bring it home.

Speaker 1

By the time we got back home it was time to go up to Chicago for the plans that we had and we figured we gave ourselves enough time that we could shower at her place before doing what we were going to do in Chicago and stuff. So we did that. So we were actually able to take a shower Saturday morning. We were there almost all day. Came home, got back from Chicago about 9 o'clock at night and she's like fuck it, let's at least like um, get the um shower surround cut and everything like that. And she at first said, hey, I got a great idea. We'll just flip the shower surround or like we'll measure or line it up from the opposite side on the shower surround and then it should be good. Like we should be solid, like no problems, you just cut the holes. I'm confident this time it's gonna work out. And I was like no, we need to measure it and make it a hundred percent, damn sure, like we caught this, we're not doing it again. Chris is like it's fine, though we got two shots because there's an extra shower surround thing in that box, like we're good. And I was like, no, I only want to do this once.

Speaker 1

By this time it's like 10 o'clock at night, like I only want to do this once. Let's just measure it to make sure we don't have any problems. Let's just do that. She's like all right, cool. So she measures it, she lays it all out in the ground. She's like there you go, make those cuts right there. Everything's fine, cut it, we're good. And I was like all right, so I cut the holes. Immediately after cutting the hole, she goes that's the wrong side. I just realized there's a gloss side and then there's like a um ungloss side of the shower unfinished side right yeah, it's like barely a noticeable difference.

Speaker 1

So, um, I was like alright, well, we can just grab the other fucking piece. And she's like no, I honestly don't care, it doesn't look different enough, let's just fucking roll with it. So we do, we take it inside, we measure it all out. Everything looks good. So we're like cool, by this time it's fucking midnight. I'm like I'm fucking done going to bed. We're like I'm fucking done going to bed. We're like I'm ready for bed, or no, actually, I think Saturday night we glued it all in too. So we glued the shower surround in. Yeah, we glued the shower surround in. And the first tube of glue that we used uh, no, that was the cock. Never mind trying to think yeah, yeah, no, it was fine, that part was fine, we glued it all in.

Speaker 1

But when you, after you glue it in and you press it against the wall, you're supposed to take a piece of plywood on each panel and put a piece of two by four between it to make sure like the plywood plasters against the panels and then it like smooths the glue out throughout the panel. So it's all flush and also gets good adhesion, right. So earlier in the day Chris had also had me cut a two by four down to a certain length that she measured. She's like this is the measurement, just cut it. And I figured you know the plywood is about half inch thick, so give it a whole inch. And I just measured this. And how'd you cut it In shorter? Because the plywood is going to be in between it and it's going to have to wedge between. Everything's going to be fine. I was like all right, sounds good. Sounds like you did your math. The math is mathing. This is great. So chris is standing in the shower holding these two pieces of plywood against, uh, either side of the shower surround, and I take the two by four and just walk up and put it in the shower because it's too short.

Speaker 1

Krista said some not nice things about herself. She maybe said that she was going to chaos herself. I was like no, honey, it's fine, everything's fine. We just figured this out, it's okay. I'm not even fucking worried about it. It's fucking midnight, I'm fucking done with this. It's gonna seal. We're gonna put caulk on it. It's gonna be fine, right? Oh, buddy.

Speaker 3

So the next day the next day.

Speaker 1

This is now Sunday, so this is day three of the project. That was only supposed to take like two days at most, um, and be able to shower by this day. Not happening. So, um, we start caulking it up. We tape everything off when we do like a line of tape on above and below where we're going to caulk, so we can just make a line of caulk and just smooth it out afterwards and not have to worry about getting it everywhere and stuff. We can just peel the tape off, everything will be fine and stuff.

Speaker 1

And the first caulk the thing of caulk was like super hard to get to come out the entire time. Almost, I was like sometimes it would give you a good solid bead, but then other times it was like a pain in the ass to try to pump it, to get the bead out, and I just chalked it up to it's a super cheap cock gun. It was like a $4 cock gun that we got at the hardware store. I was like, all right, maybe it's just because we cheaped out on this, it's fucking harder as shit. Uh, whatever, so, um, we get nearly through the first can and I was like I can't fucking handle this anymore.

Speaker 1

Uh, chris was like, maybe you know it's just a faulty can of cock and that's why we're having so much problems with it and you're gonna do the other can of cock and everything's going to be fine. I was like, yeah, that'd be pretty silly, right? I take the can of cock out. The entire time we were using it it had been spraying cock out the back of it. So this cock gun is just full of cock in the back of it. So I have to pull all of that out and, of course, by this time, a lot of it has dried.

Speaker 3

So I peel all this caulk out put a new thing of caulk in.

Speaker 1

It works like a fucking dream.

Speaker 2

We ended up caulking the rest of it, fucking egg crystal. Weird thing, it was the defective, can yeah?

Speaker 1

So we ended up caulking the rest of it. It went pretty smoothly from there and we had the tape still on the caulk and I was like like hey, when do you want to take this tape off? Like you want to take it off, take it off now, or what? And she was like no, I figure, we wait until it dries. And I was like I don't know.

Speaker 2

some tells me that that's not the right thing to do.

Speaker 1

Yeah, some tells me that if we do that it's just gonna peel the cock off because it's gonna dry over the tape. And then you peel the tape off and then the cock come with it, and then I'm gonna say some swear words and, uh, nobody's gonna have a good time. So I do a quick little google search and google's like, yeah, immediately after applying the cock and smoothing it out, you remove the tape. Like wait, no time. And I was like shit, we gotta take this fucking tape off right, fucking now. And there was a couple areas where the cock kind of peeled up a little bit. Uh, but it was easily fixed and stuff and got that all handled and stuff.

Speaker 1

So, nearing the end of the project now this is Sunday, it's about seven o'clock at this point I had the water to the house turned off this entire time, because not the entire time while we were working on it, at least in, the faucets were off, the water was off, the water was off. So I put the Cold water and hot water dials back in, put a new faucet in and I turn the water on, stick a bucket under the faucet and I turn the water on in the shower to make sure that the Faucet isn't dripping or anything like that, or getting any water anywhere it's good. So I was like cool, turn the water off, cock around the faucet. And then all of a sudden the faucet is dripping and I was like what the fuck? Why is this happening? Right now Turns out the water cartridge in the dial has worn out and is now causing a drip. Mind you, this tub isn't supposed to have any water in it until the following day, at the end of the day, like nine o'clock, a whole 24 hours after this point.

Caulking Challenges and Frustrations

Speaker 1

So I find the part that I need. It's at the local Lowe's. It's a little bit after seven o'clock. Lowe's closes at eight o'clock. So I look at Chris. I'm like we need to go right. Motherfucking, now Get this part. Like you're coming or you're staying, I don't care which.

Speaker 1

So we go to Lowe's, we get the part. I come back, I put the part in, turn the water on, turn it off, no more leak, everything's fucking done. Um, but the also the cock said um, same day water ready. So we're like you know, net. That seems to be like you know know 12 hours. Maybe it should be fine.

Speaker 1

Maybe Monday morning I can actually take a shower, it'll be fine. Nope, read the can and it was 24 hours after application, so we completed the caulking about six o'clock. So 24 hours later that would be six o'clock on Monday that I could for feasibly probably take a shower again. I could feasibly probably take a shower again, and at this point I'm fucking super stinky from working through all this shit the entire weekend, just like being in this closed space in the bathroom and fucking with all this. It was a fucking nightmare. Finally, monday, I fucking caved in at like four or five o'clock. It like I have to take a shower right now. I can't stand it. I don't care if it fucks everything up, I'm taking a shower and it was the best shower ever actually, after all of that, dude, yeah.

Speaker 2

You said well yeah, because you came into my stream and you were like I'm back, I gotta go take a shower now. And it was a fucking hour later that you came back and I was like did this motherfucker drown I? Was trying to xeno took, xeno took the fucking, the most fabulous of bubble baths that day never used his bathtub in his house as a bathtub. But god damn, he put all that work into it. He was using it as a bathtub for that night I took a wicked shower.

Speaker 1

It was nice and it was the um, cold water dial is way more sensitive now too, and, like the hot water lasts a bit longer, probably because the cold water dial was wearing out. And uh, yeah, it was. It was a fucking fiasco. And then it was like um sunday evening I was like teasing krista and I was looking for like a bolt or something like that to put the like dials back in or something. And I knew I had set them somewhere and I was teasing her and I was like krista, where the fuck did you put these? And I was like acting like I was yelling at her and stuff like that.

Speaker 1

At one point she looks at me, she goes. You know how I know you're not actually yelling at me right now and you're like not actually mad right now and I was like why? She's like cause you had a lot of opportunity to be mad and yell at me this weekend and you didn't. So I know you're not doing it now over something just so silly like this, and I know you know you touched those last and I'm like, yeah, you right, it was a. It was a very trifling weekend.

Speaker 2

I still think it's one of the. Krista advertised it to you was like oh yeah, we'll just be done we'll be done Saturday, and then you or Friday and then you just wait till the end of the day, saturday, and you'll have a show and you're like, yeah, let's fucking go, and then at the end of this you're like. I'm never trusting another project from this girl again unless I watch a tutorial on how to do it?

Speaker 1

absolutely not. I am doing all of my own research. I just like she. She just kept telling me. She's like yeah, I looked it up, I read about it and we need this stuff. And you know this, this is going to be really easy. We can just do this and like we start this. Uh, originally we didn't know I had Friday off. She was like we start this Saturday, we have it done by Sunday night and then we have Monday to just not do anything all day. Um, fortunately I had Friday off and we were able to start the project Friday instead. And um, otherwise I would have been dealing with it well into Monday and probably would have had to figure out somewhere else to go to take a shower for work on Tuesday.

Speaker 2

No, you just go into work smelling like a fucking turd.

Speaker 1

Oh, dude, I, I couldn't stand it. I'm one of those people that like if I don't take a shower, if you go to pee and you smell like this hint of fucking ball you're just like gotta go shower. I can't stand it, dude. I hate just not feeling like, like feeling grimy or anything like that. I can't fucking stand it it's wild.

Speaker 3

I get that, excuse me, I get that.

Speaker 1

Uh, that's why I have deodorant in my car, just yeah, in case I'm like I, I feel like I smell yeah, there was a one day, krista, and I went up to a car shop and I had forgot to put deodorant on that day and, mind you, it was cooler weather out so I probably wanted a sweat or anything. But I stopped at a grocery store or like a supermarket on the way and got deodorant. She's like, did you have to do that? Like it would have been fine. I was like I'm not gonna be that guy that's like stinky at a card shop. I refuse like and it took like I'm not gonna be that guy that's like stinky at a card shop.

Speaker 3

I refuse like and it took like it cost me $5 to not be that guy and I'm 100% okay with that believe it or not, what you would spend on a pack of cards is about what you can spend on deodorant and not be that guy, did you?

Speaker 1

see her like I want some attention yeah, long story short I will never corrupt. I will never, never trust krista with a weekend project, ever again, without first doing my own research weekend project.

Speaker 2

It was like a two-day project, like, like not even two days.

Speaker 3

It was a guarantee. Is that not a?

Speaker 2

it was gary he said, the way it was phrased was that he would be able to take a shower saturday evening. Essentially, if he started friday, he'd be able to take a shower saturday evening, implying that it had to be done well before that for everything to be dry like to be fair, most of the products said like same day ready and shit like that.

Speaker 1

That's what the fine print's for yeah, and Chris is like I'm just a girl. It's the same day ready and, uh, neglected to read the instructions that said you know 72 hours instead of 24 hours and what have you. And I was like you know she's gotta figure it out and she's a strong, independent woman. I trust her not anymore, will not be doing that in the future. I'll be like, okay, you send me the itinerary and I'm gonna dive into it and figure out what actually is going on and we'll see if this is actually as easy as you project it to be sorry, allergies are getting me all phlegmy.

Speaker 3

sounds like it was a learning experience for both of you. Yeah, absolutely, and hopefully like big takeaways and things learned. I don't know.

Speaker 2

Sorry everybody I go on.

Speaker 3

I don't know, man, my allergies are hitting me. I got put on antidepressants and I just feel like my brain is just only for me at all times is it a good away or bad away? Uh, with the allergies bad at the moment. Well, I know I know what that feels like fog, it's fucking it's fucking terrible once I'm done like draining muis down my throat every single day, I'm pretty sure I'll be fine.

Speaker 2

I'll be honest if the AI doesn't come up with a shower. Pun for the title. I'm going to be a little upset at this point. That is probably the longest segment we've ever had on ADHD After Fucking Dark.

Speaker 1

Having said all of that, I'm super appreciative Out of anybody I could have been going through that scenario with.

Speaker 2

I'm glad it was krista could you imagine if it was like you and murky?

Speaker 1

oh, dude, we would have been fist fighting in the front yard. I'm sure like it would have been like this is fucking bullshit, probably would have given up, probably would not be done. It'd probably still be half finished in there and I'd be like, yeah, I've just been fucking showering everybody everywhere else because I can't fucking shower on my own fucking fucking, went to the sink and rinsed myself out for dial soap fucking washed my gooch and fucking called it a day like stuck my fucking dick in the dishwasher.

Speaker 1

Yeah, for real, oh I mean I'm glad it was at least krista, because she's like, every step of the way she was at least to like, ok, well, we got to get this done. So then I'm like, all right, yeah, you're right, we got to get this done, so we got to keep moving. We got to keep moving.

Speaker 2

But you're the reason why we did this.

Speaker 1

Yeah, whereas, you know, girlfriends in the past would have been like, well, I don't know what to do.

Speaker 2

I'm just a girl. I don't know what to do.

Speaker 1

Yeah, crystal was at least like I'm just a girl.

Speaker 2

Crystal's just like I'm just a girl. But we got to do this.

Speaker 1

Yeah, we got to figure this out. I realized I got us into the situation, but we can work together to figure it out. We can do this together. Um, and it was fine. We got it figured out, uh, and shower looks really nice.

Speaker 2

Oh boy, uh, I just hope uh.

Speaker 1

I just hope the next homeowner isn't expecting, uh, this house to go in the prettiest homes of America. I kept telling Krista that, throughout it too, something would happen and she'd be like, well, this isn't right. And I'm like Krista, this isn't going to go in the prettiest homes of America magazine. I don't give a fuck.

Speaker 2

Joke's on you. They're coming to your front door right now.

Speaker 1

Let's get some pictures of that. It'd be a lot cooler if you fucking move that boss well, that's an old reference now dude, those fucking, those fucking

Speaker 2

people that, that, uh, that got those homes. From what I heard, a lot of them lost them, like after they got remodeled because they couldn't, because they couldn't afford the property tax. It's fun, that's insane, that's so fucking wild. Imagine being like your dream home and then like I can't afford it anyway.

Speaker 1

That would be awful.

Speaker 3

That's kind of what happened with like God, what was that Gordon Ramsey show where he'd go around trying? To save restaurants. Was it Hell's Kitchen?

Speaker 2

No Restaurant, disaster Restaurant.

Speaker 1

Yeah, restaurant rehab different. Yeah, it's one of those things.

Speaker 2

But uh, hell's kitchen is a completely different thing, isn't it?

Speaker 1

yeah, it's a good house kitchen.

Speaker 2

It's the only thing I knew from i's the only thing I knew from gordon ramsay, so I figured I'd throw it out there there we go, we got there, I just had to throw hell's kitchen out there to fucking get us to kitchen nightmares, but a similar thing with that, like you would go in.

Speaker 3

You think, oh, we got there, I just had to throw Hell's Kitchen out there to fucking get us to Kitchen Nightmares. But a similar thing with that, like you would go in. You'd think he's like saving this restaurant, like there is one that he went to that's actually not that far from Zeno, probably like 10-minute drive from his house Really Closed like three months after that episode aired.

Speaker 3

Probably because they couldn't afford what was it uh, I don't remember what it was, but it was like a little north of roseland, that area I'm gonna look it up but yeah, no, like the, from my understanding he'll go in. They'll like renovate the restaurants and whatnot, but because there's already like bad press about it and word really doesn't get out fast enough for them to save their restaurant, or they'll like go back on what gordon tried to do for them and go into their old ways and bankrupt themselves well, that's their fault.

Speaker 2

But if they try to go into Gordon's way and they still fail because of the publicity, that's just because there needs to be more advertisement around the restaurants that were being saved. But I think they failed for a completely different reason, because they were already on track for failure. If they just would switch and turn a profit, they would have been able to afford any changes that came in.

Speaker 3

That's my understanding.

Speaker 2

The problem with what was it? Home Improvement Was that it.

Speaker 3

That was the Tim Allen show.

Speaker 2

That's a fucking God damn it. What the fuck was the name of that show?

Speaker 3

You know which one? The one with the bus.

Speaker 2

What the fuck was it called with like? Wasn't the host names like tire, something like that, or extreme makeover home edition extreme makeover home edition.

Speaker 2

No wonder why I confused it with home improvement. It just had the word home in it. Um, basically, like they would go from this house, that was, like, worth nothing to like this house. That was now worth, like you know, five, six hundred thousand dollars, uh, which back, whenever they were doing this, was a lot of money for a fucking house. Um right, considering that, like a fucking normal, what we would have considered a fucking like hundred, two hundred thousand dollar home back then is now going for five500,000. And then they wouldn't be able to pay the taxes and then they're just out of a home. It's fucking super shitty that that's even a possible thing that could happen.

Speaker 3

Oh and Zeno, the restaurant was called J Willey's, yeah.

Speaker 1

I'm not familiar with the place. Still, it is right in my backyard though.

Speaker 2

It's probably shit and it's closed. From what he just said.

Speaker 1

Apparently, the building was torn down too.

Speaker 3

Really, I haven't been over that way since I've moved back in the area.

Speaker 1

This article is from 2015,. Too Dang.

Speaker 2

So it's been a while it's been a while.

Speaker 1

It's been a while.

Speaker 2

It's been a while. Yeah, it's been a while. Listeners might notice that there is a voice distinctively missing from this podcast.

Speaker 1

Yeah, any guesses on who it is? It's because Zeno ate him? No, he's just like. I'm sorry to let listeners know.

Speaker 3

But Zeno decided that he was tired of waiting to fuck Murky in the ass against Spider-Man powers and was just going to see if that happens. If I just fucking ate him Ah uh Zeno, do you currently have any powers now that murky is in your stomach?

Speaker 2

His ass is 10 times bigger.

Speaker 1

Admittedly, the only thing I've noticed is I have slightly higher blood pressure and a little bit of an upset tummy. You know that checks out.

Speaker 3

Take some antacids. I'm sure you'll be fine and you have a telekinetic.

Speaker 2

I want a cigarette real bad too, you have a telekinetic connection to his mother in hell.

Speaker 3

Oh no, Try to use the powers Zeno, See if you can summon her.

Speaker 1

Margaret, try to use the powers you know, see if you can summon her. Uh, uh, margaret, who the fuck's calling? Uh, this is, uh, your son's friend. Uh, remember I housed him when he was, you know, had nowhere else to go. This is satan, you idiot. Oh, sorry, satan, you sound just like murky's mom, who you fucking call. All calls to hell.

Speaker 2

Come through me first it's like a prison system.

Speaker 1

Remember I have not done this before, yeah yeah, who the fuck do you want?

Speaker 2

can you get me in touch with murky's mom I thought that was pretty clear saying I'm sorry, go fuck yourself okay I refuse to find a voice changer for murky's mom because I feel like that would be way too offensive, because I don't know what she sounds like.

Speaker 1

We could just like find some old videos of Murky's mom and then run it through like an AI generator.

Speaker 2

Oh my God, I know how to do that, but should I? That's, that's this is you Imagine Murky comes back and we have a fucking and we have a chat. Gpt assisted AI, murky's's mom. There are, there are some things that like that, like I, you know we could do it, but this is one of those ones where I'm wondering if it should be done. Yeah just because we can do, it doesn't mean we should be really funny, but I also don't want to see murky break down hearing an AI rendition of his mother.

Discovering Bizarre Books Online

Speaker 1

He'd be like, wow, this is fucked, opening up some old wounds here.

Speaker 2

I feel like unless we get his buy-in on this, we can't do it.

Speaker 3

Oh yeah, that would be super fucked to do Consensual thing.

Speaker 2

If he says, yes, go for it, then absolutely we'll do it.

Speaker 1

That would firmly solidify our place in hell at that point. Yeah, like Satan what do you think about that Would?

Speaker 3

you even go that far.

Speaker 1

Yeah, he's like nah bro, yeah, I'm fucking out I'm trying to get.

Speaker 3

Oh man, if Satan's tapping out I get canceled. Enough already, I don't need to be.

Speaker 1

I don't need to be on this shit show. Yeah, I don't need to be on this shit show. Yeah, that's fair Satan Good looking out. Now, the real reason Murky's not here Is I think he saw the collection of my Little Ponies and Coco's Background and he had to go beat it Ferociously for a couple hours.

Speaker 2

He's busy doing that.

Speaker 3

Can we get a hold of Murky On the phone real fast?

Speaker 2

I'm gonna go pull a Coco.

Speaker 1

I mean to be fair.

Speaker 2

I could call him and see what happens, but I think he's picking somebody up from the airport.

Speaker 3

He is His soon-to-be stepmother-in-law, I think would be the term. I don't fucking know.

Speaker 2

Is that the closest thing he has to a mother now?

Speaker 3

Probably, probably, oh, oh. Anyways, gentlemen, I have a question for you.

Speaker 2

Oh shit, here we go, what do we got?

Speaker 3

Have you boys ever heard of Kwan Mills? What?

Speaker 2

No, like General Mills, but Kwan.

Speaker 3

No, no, he, he is an author and his name is kwan mills why do I feel like this is gonna be like?

Speaker 2

I feel like I'm getting some variation of porn or like how do you spell this?

Speaker 3

no, no, no, I'll give you guys links.

Speaker 1

In a second coco I saw what your browser history was pulling up earlier this week and I wasn't impressed.

Speaker 3

Crazy frog impregnation porn now Quan Mills, self-proclaimed international best-selling author.

Speaker 1

Well, that's bullshit already such titles as Old Thought.

Speaker 3

Next Door selling. Author. Well, that's bullshit. Already already off to a great start, as old thought next door is that spelled?

Speaker 2

is that spelled the way I think it's spelled?

Speaker 3

t-h-o-t. Okay, this hoe got roaches in her crib. What the fuck this.

Speaker 2

Author of what best.

Speaker 1

Author of fucking what is.

Speaker 3

It are these novels or are these?

Speaker 2

these are short stories on porn what are we working with here?

Speaker 1

what kind of content is this so?

Speaker 3

uh, let me, let me drop you the link oh god, fucking christ so I'm opening up, if you have kindle unlimited, you get his stories for free otherwise they're a buck bro the fucking picture for the old thought next door is incredible my favorite pastors eat pussy too there's a w in there.

Speaker 2

There's a w in that title this I can't say that word got a small dick my favorite is pregnant by my mother's gay husband there's a my favorite there's this I can't say that word got a small dick too some of his books do have a part two.

Speaker 1

My, oh my psycho baby daddy next to my psycho baby daddy too.

Speaker 2

What about my baby mama is a loser too.

Speaker 1

Plus bonus box set collection when a bad bish and a savage link up oh my god thug karma, oh project oh dreams. Ha ha project no dreams.

Speaker 3

Episode three oh his life this isn't even all of his books. Some of them got taken off of amazon kindle, which is primarily where he published I wonder why but he's had things like gutter hoe dreams, episode one, two and three they got.

Speaker 2

My boyfriend got a thing me but I still love him.

Speaker 3

Project hoe dreams finesse queens, like Toe Dreams Finesse Queens. He has a full list of things.

Speaker 1

I do have Kindle Unlimited. Do we want to read a page of one of these books real quick?

Speaker 2

Yeah, fucking pick page 69 of fucking my baby mama is a loser too.

Speaker 3

Let me find it. I was between either my baby mama is a loser or this ho got roaches in her crib I.

Speaker 2

I don't want to know what's on page 69 of this oh, I don't want to buy it, because then it's gonna oh, you have to buy it well, you buy it for zero dollars because it's on kindle unlimited.

Speaker 1

But then it's gonna start recommending these titles to me.

Speaker 2

Actually buy it and then and then and then say that you absolutely dislike this, like with the rating system, and that should make might counteract it. I'm not going to make you fuck your own search history up for this.

Speaker 3

I'd fuck up my own search history. I already have.

Speaker 2

I would. I would because my search history is fucking awful, but Zeno's probably the only fucking decent person in here except wait no no, no, you created a feat finders.

Speaker 3

You fucking buy that book this book is 294 pages long yeah, he writes fucking novels and people have been accusing him of using ai because on his instagram he's been posting ai art, which I think is a negative.

Speaker 2

Please like actual, actual artists. There are some of these books, like april 8th 2020, that's before the ai boom like it was there, but like not to the point where you could like, sell it and like people, but he straight up writes these books and the things he's been posting on his Instagram.

Speaker 3

He's basically just been asking chat GPT to make books that he would probably write, so he's more just using these as a way to laugh and possibly actually make a book around that premise. So here's his Instagram where he has been posting that art and he has such titles that he's thinking about like pregnant by a werewolf hitta, I got both my homeboys I got both my alien homeboys from another galaxy pregnant alien twinks and the dl thugs who love writes fucking book titles like they're fucking animes like all of these titles I could

Speaker 1

see being a fucking anime a snow bunny succubus got me pregnant. What?

Speaker 2

gorilla goons and the thick rich raptor baddies who love them roaches on the motherfucking plane pregnant by the flying chitlin monster oh, I forgot. You guys want me to read this page. Read a page oh okay.

Speaker 1

So this is apparently the end of a chapter and it says no, you can't do that, dre. You just gonna take Ariana away from me. You can't do that. Don't take my baby. I swear to God or what you gonna do? Kill me. Kill me behind jail bars. Have a good life, trish. Also, I'll be asking the judge to revoke your visitation, right? No, don't take my baby. I cried Without feeling any sympathy or remorse. Dre and his mama just walked coolly out of the hospital room. Wow, this was so unbelievable. This dude was going to take away the only sole reason I had to live at this point in my fucked up life it sounds like this sounds like an incredible read.

Speaker 2

Honestly it's. That's the end of chapter 10.

Speaker 1

This is chapter 11 starts. This is brain rot in book form chapter 11 starts two years later oh no abruptly waking up to the sound of my alarm clock beeping from my phone. It was time to get my motherfucking day started.

Speaker 3

And boys. Just let you know Zeno's gonna have to get the audio book for this fucker, just because it's so stupid.

Speaker 1

He's gonna pass this into the Facebook group so stupid. He's gonna pass this into the facebook group chat.

Speaker 2

He's gonna pass this into the facebook group chat. Be like guys. This shit's fucking hilarious. I got you I gotta fucking have you want listen to my fucking baby mama's.

Speaker 1

A psycho too it was around 5 am and I had to get up asap, asap to get Ariana ready for daycare and then had to work. Oh, so she got Ariana back. In two years, your boy had made some serious life changes since I was able to get full cussing oh no, this is from the baby daddy's perspective, I guess Since I was able to get full cussing of Ariana, crazy thing was it seemed like these past two years zoomed by quickly, oh my God. Crazy thing was it seemed like these past two years zoomed by quickly after oh my god, after trish got shot up on the e-way, got arrested she was charged with being a co-conspirator to traffic narcotics.

Speaker 2

God damn, you're gonna have to go fucking read this whole book now, dude. Oh my god, I might have to buy this fucking shit got real, uh.

Speaker 1

However, because she was a first-time offender and she didn't have any priors, the judge gave her a year in jail and then five years of probation. Now that I had full custody over my daughter, I also made sure that trish didn't have any visitation rights. Bitch had me all the way fucked up if she thought she was going to try to see my daughter. Hell, no. Thankfully, ariana was really too young to have any impression of memory of Trish. Once I finally got my shit together and settled down, hopefully the right woman I needed in my life would be a better mother for Ariana I shot up out of bed, bed stretched and yawned. Although baby girl had her own room now, she was still sleeping in the bed with me. Yup, I have my own place now. After getting full custody, I worked my ass off to fix my credit, save up down payment and I ended up buying a nice little townhouse over in hyde park.

Speaker 1

Shit cost me a grip, but it was worth every damn penny. What?

Speaker 2

the fuck dude.

Speaker 1

Luckily, my boy, marone, did pull through and helped me land a gig at ComEd. Since I had prior work experience and some college credits, I was able to transition into management training program and now I was making $80,000 a year as a call center manager.

Speaker 2

What Okay?

Speaker 1

As for my love life, well, ariana kept my ass very busy, so I didn't have a lot of time to be messing with no new bitches. Truth be told, I was very cautious about dating anyone new at the moment. I was just too focused on trying to finish school and work my ass off at com ed. Now that I was back in school, shit was kicking my butt but spelled it b-u-t, not b-u-t-t without it, without a doubt. But I knew in the end it would be all worth it. My academic advisor told me that if I managed to keep up a 3.5 gpa and get a decent lsat score, I'd be able to enroll in law school part-time and I'd still be able to get a decent gig working for the, for a law firm in downtown chicago. I had my eyes set on depaul university.

Speaker 2

They had a very good part-time law program jesus fucking I zeno's gonna have poetry that's, he can't even complain about the grammar because it's just so bad oh my god I've watched this guy's tiktok lives before.

Speaker 3

This is just how he talks.

Speaker 2

I kind of expected I'm going through I'm going through some of these fucking uh, some of these other titles that he generated. I'm gonna read some of my favorites right now pregnant by a dope boy named windella poo bear okay. Pregnant by an ogre thug from 63rd street. Pregnant by a dope boy named Wendella Pooh Bear Okay. Pregnant by an ogre thug from 63rd Street. Pregnant by the snowman of 79th Street. It's literally a fucking picture of a snowman holding a gun and a pregnant black lady standing next to him. Then there's just a fucking picture of a redneck lady holding up a refund text and a black dude behind her smiling, and the title is called my baby. Daddy stole my tax refund wow some of these are fucking wild.

Speaker 2

Fell in love with a hood witch. Bbw velociraptor laughing laughing fucking christ. These are fun. My baby daddy is a bed bug oh, lord oh my god, my baby daddy is a leprechaun. This is probably the most cursed image I have ever seen.

Speaker 1

Do I refund this free book that I've purchased?

Speaker 2

I have no idea.

Speaker 3

No, it's yours now, baby boy.

Speaker 1

I know I don't want it to be. Hey, let me send you the image for my baby, daddy is a leprechaun.

Speaker 3

Let's see, let's see, let's see. Oh Wow, dang, I don't even know what to say.

Speaker 1

The kid there is horrified, wouldn't you be, I guess so.

Speaker 2

Pregnant by a zombie dope boy. Oh my god, the Velociraptor one is just like fucking. The Velociraptor one is so stupid. Let me grab this one for you.

Speaker 3

Alright. Oh man let me grab this one for you, alright.

Speaker 2

Oh man, the AI really made it thick yeah, let me show you the tax refund one that I had to describe the entire image just because it's so good. My god, jesus christ, good, the fucking ogre thug just looks like fucking shrek, uh, but like so. So the best way can we talk about the?

Speaker 3

bottle like it's a pacifier that's going into. It's got like a straw maybe yeah, so what's going on with that?

Speaker 2

dude's right eye I have no idea the best way I could describe this one like shrek looks like you took the hulk and tried to make him look like shrek oh yeah, that does kind of look like Shrek but like not entirely, but it also looks like it's Hulk just got a low taper fade yeah oh, to remove books from Kindle library yeah, fuck, you're fucked

Speaker 3

oh god, I really do hope that it says that you're fucked.

Speaker 2

I got my husband and his daddy pregnant.

Speaker 3

Oh my god, I got my husband and his daddy pregnant.

Speaker 2

Yeah yeah, international best selling off. And omegaverse ratchet, there you go. Here's this one.

Speaker 3

I got my husband and his daddy pregnant. Yeah, that's, uh, that's most certainly a thing there, fuck.

Speaker 2

I like how all of this just like started, like what is this post from? Like nine weeks ago, like it just started AI post after AI post. These are definitely AI generated.

Speaker 3

Yeah, yeah, I would say his writing isn't, but these images most certainly are.

Speaker 2

Yeah, I can't replicate that level of writing, they're too clean. Yeah, I can't replicate that level of writing, they're too clean. They also can't say motherfucker, start my motherfucking day, oh, fucking witch.

Speaker 3

How the fuck did you? Come up on this e it popped up on my tiktok feed. That's all I have to say about it.

Speaker 2

That's fucking incredible.

Final Thoughts and Reflections

Speaker 3

So while we were looking at his AI images, I was reading part of the first chapter of this. Ho got roaches in her crib, because the first chapter is free for anybody to look at. Chapter one starts with a sentence that's bolded and in all caps All these fucking roaches and shit. Ah God, motherfucking damn it.

Speaker 2

You read it just like you read it just like a fucking audio book. I would have read it.

Speaker 3

Ah, like I said, like my throat's scratchy because of all the like mucus coming down, so I can't really get loud I can't wait to go back to the other murderous gaze black brownish roaches. Fred quisha you like fred and quisha correct fred quisha, and she is laser focused on five black, brownish roaches, all ranging in sizes.

Speaker 1

If I, if, I refund this book. They pay me a dollar today wait, if you refund it, they pay you a dollar yeah, it's an estimated total refund one dollar and six cents you fucking, it's like we're sorry, that's on us yeah we're gonna give you a dollar for that. That's incredible. Your item has been successfully returned good job and look at that.

Speaker 3

Got a free book. Got it refunded for a dollar.

Speaker 2

I got some entertainment and I got a dollar and six cents out of it you want to know what the rest of that book contained, though I know you do. You just don't have the time in the world to fucking put towards it.

Speaker 1

It sounded like it was a last Spider-Man comics in my Kindle library. All right, I'm hungry and a bitch need to get her pussy.

Speaker 3

Eight is a sentence in the first chapter.

Speaker 1

The agitated.

Speaker 3

Section 8 strike continued to neck Backtrack.

Speaker 2

I need you to English teacher that sentence the bitch need to pussy or whatever.

Speaker 3

Oh, I'm hungry and a bitch need to get her pussy ate.

Speaker 2

There we go. Did you see? Did we talk about this last time? But did you see that, like the Trump administration sent a letter to Harvard? And Harvard fucking returned it back with the red marker all over it.

Speaker 3

Honestly, that feels right. I would expect no less for a place that's probably very strict on their grammar policies, to kind of tell this McMahon lady to go fuck herself which send us a real letter next time send us a real threat with correct grammar and get back to us did you see that, fucking, the stock market has a fucking term for Trump's tariffs tacos, taco.

Speaker 2

Trump always backs, backs out, right, yeah, trump always backs out for his tariffs. Chickens out, chickens out, chickens out. Um, for the tariffs thing, because every time, like something happens, it goes up. So, fucking, I saw him, he he was addressing it in a video and he didn't know, didn't know what it was or what they were talking about, and he was just like are they talking about the stuff that I lowered? You know that I implemented and then lowered. And then you know, somebody made an AI video that's him in a chicken, chicken suit eating a taco, with the audio of his interview playing over top of it, with his mouth synced to the fucking, to the sound, so it like looked like he was actually saying it. Our parents are fucked with. Have you seen the stuff that was released for, like the google ai video stuff?

Speaker 3

I've seen commercials for google. Ai stuff you shared.

Speaker 2

You shared an ai video generated video on on tiktok. I remember seeing something that you had reposted and I was like this was generated with ai. I don't remember what it was exactly but I like a shit post no, it was like a real thing. It was like it was like just real enough but fake, that I could tell that it was an ai generated thing.

Speaker 2

I'll have to go look and see, but like I saw you, I saw you I saw you repost it and I was like I don't think he would have reposted that if he knew it was AI generated, because it's just a blatant fucking lie. I'll find it and let you know. I only know because I saw your e-icon on the repost and I was like, oh okay, I don't know if he posted that for satire or if he actually fell for it. I saw that and I was like our fucking parents are fucked for the next election.

Speaker 3

I would say, if it was a shitpost it was on purpose. But if it was not a shitpost, then it was not on purpose.

Speaker 2

I don't even know how to look at your If I can look directly at your reposts. Or if it just comes up organically. But yeah, let me search, let me see if I can see it on your profile. I'll have to. I'll have to go look, because I can't remember exactly where it was. Oh, it was the voice in a video game one. I'm pretty sure that this was an AI video.

Speaker 3

No, that's just an old Pete Holmes sketch. Yeah, I've seen that stand up.

Speaker 2

Okay, because it felt very AI. I've gotten to the point where I question everything as being AI before I even take it at face value. And I looked at that and I was like that seems it was something about the lighting that made it feel weird.

Speaker 3

No, it's just. It's an old clip that he posted to his TikTok.

Speaker 2

Got it.

Speaker 3

I know that that's that was legitimate.

Speaker 2

OK. Yeah, that's Trump gets his tariff power taken away. I did see that they fucking were like yeah, you can't fucking do this asshole.

Speaker 3

And what's funny is it was a Reagan-appointed judge, an Obama-appointed judge and a. Trump-appointed judge.

Speaker 2

They were like yeah, the law doesn't give you fucking unilateral power to just fucking do whatever you want is basically what they said.

Speaker 3

Well, hopefully a learning experience, but probably not.

Speaker 2

Anybody got any closing thoughts? We've been here for an hour already.

Speaker 3

It's hard to believe, oh we have closing thoughts Zeno's here for an hour already. It's hard to believe we have Closing thoughts Zeno's a thought. Does that count, can he?

Speaker 2

close it. He spelled it P-H-O-T. He bought the fucking book and got a dollar back.

Speaker 3

He's just a businessman at that point right, he got a return on his investment.

Speaker 2

Infinite fucking money glitch.

Speaker 1

That's some Trump business right there.

Speaker 2

Infinite money glitch you better go fucking get a lot of free books Infinite money glitch, yeah, I should just do that for the rest of the evening. You're gonna get your Amazon account banned, will you watch?

Speaker 1

Or I'm gonna own everything this fucking guy has.

Speaker 2

Jesus Christ. He's gonna be like wow, my books are really best selling. Why is my bank account in the negative?

Speaker 3

Yeah, my books are really best selling. Why is my bank account in the negative? I'm pretty sure this guy is making money at this point somehow.

Speaker 2

Well, I mean obviously, obviously there was at least us that were interested. Of course we refunded the book, but just imagine people who didn't. Also, the reviews on it seem totally chat body. They're like this book is amazing. I'm like if you fucking looked at that, that chapter, and said this writing is phenomenal, you're high as a kite.

Speaker 3

I mean I don't know man like that sentence I'm hungry and a bitch need to get her pussy. Like that is pulitzer powerful right there.

Speaker 2

Yeah, yeah, I think that's also not exactly what he said, is it? You cleaned it up a bit.

Speaker 3

No, like I dropped it in the chat dude, that is an actual sentence. I swear to God, these motherfucking kids keeping my house as nasty as shit.

Speaker 2

These motherfucking kids keeping my house as nasty as shit Red. Queesha better known as Moo Moo, in the streets Also, I love how a roach actually has a name in this. Daddy Roach Senior. Oh my God Jesus. A roach actually has a name in this daddy roach senior.

Speaker 1

oh my god jesus oh, I am now dumber for this roaches were hard to motherfucking kill.

Speaker 2

If she was going to be victorious in offering the sneaky fuck n word roach and his family, she needed to spite hard so she could crush their organs, killing them on instant impact. I said every word exactly in that sentence, except for saying the n word in place of the actual n word, and it did not make any sense to me this sneaky fuck nward roach. What that's fucking.

Speaker 3

That's fucking incredible now, uh, listeners, I'm gonna need everybody to help us out here and find kwan mills on any of his social media if he wants to come on the podcast, that'd be great.

Speaker 2

We'll take him.

Speaker 3

Really try to push that Murky from the ADHD After Dark podcast wants to do audiobooks for him.

Speaker 1

Could you imagine Murky doing audiobooks for him?

Speaker 2

Dude, we need to ask Murky if we can make an AI replica of his voice and then send it through a passage of this book. Oh, that would be amazing.

Speaker 1

Obviously, we have to pick one of the passages that has the n word right yeah, murky will be like no, because then you guys are gonna fucking say that I'm racist and you'll be like we, we got this audio and I'll be like that's.

Speaker 2

AI. No one's gonna believe me At this point. I think anybody would believe you if you said it was AI, especially after this episode Fucking hell. Oh man, that was, that was a time, boys, I can't wait to go back to the fucking other chat and tell everybody these new books that we found and make them stupid with us.

Speaker 1

It fucking other chat and tell everybody these new books that we found make them stupid with us.

Speaker 3

It was awful, all right. Well, I'm glad I could have you guys experience that murky missed a hell of an episode.

Speaker 2

Murky missed a hell of an episode.

Speaker 1

He's gonna have to listen to this now, and murky's gonna listen to this and just be dying at fucking he's gonna fucking hear the fucking, all of the pregnant fucking things, and he's gonna.

Speaker 2

But he also has the images, so he knows something happened today. He's gonna go back. Yeah, he's gonna be like he's gonna be like what the fuck? And he's gonna have to listen to the episode to find out, because I ain't sure it's not gonna tell him yeah oh wait, none of us gonna tell him, he's just gonna have to experience it oh no, this is great.

Speaker 1

This is a great time this is a great time we live a great thing bye goodbye goodbye.

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