ADHD After Dark
ADHD After Dark is the unfiltered podcast where a group of hilarious dudes with ADHD gather to talk about anything and everything that comes to mind. Brace yourself for an explicit and comedic rollercoaster ride, as we dive into the depths of randomness, pushing the boundaries of humor and edginess.
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ADHD After Dark
S4 E7: Goose Wars: When Wildlife Fights Back
A simple encounter with an aggressive goose at a collision center parking lot spirals into the workplace conspiracy theory of the year. When our host defends himself with a plastic car part, he has no idea he's starting what his coworkers will soon dub a wildlife vendetta. The next day, bees mysteriously appear at the workplace, followed by a hawk the day after. Is nature targeting him, or is there a mole amongst the humans feeding information to the animals?
Between fits of laughter, we journey through gaming memories, from offering Kingdom Hearts advice to a first-time player to recounting epic betrayals in Among Us. One host describes successfully gaslighting an entire lobby after an obvious in-game murder, while another shares the terror of being hunted by friends in horror games. These shared gaming experiences showcase the friendship and rivalry that defines our group dynamic.
The conversation takes a revealing turn when we discover how much money we've collectively spent on Steam games over the years. With individual totals ranging from $3,749 to a staggering $11,641, we confront the uncomfortable reality that most of these games remain unplayed. This leads to reflections on childhood economics, including nostalgic discussions of "poor kid foods" like spaghetti with bread and butter that many of us grew up eating.
Whether you're interested in workplace humor, gaming stories, or nostalgic conversations about growing up, this episode delivers equal parts laughter and relatability. Have you ever wondered if the local wildlife might be plotting against you? After listening to this episode, you might start paying closer attention to those geese in the parking lot.
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Speaker 1:I'm gonna turn you on, baby with your teeth. Oh, how does one turn on a camera?
Speaker 2:you guys won't know if I've been recording or not, until you hear the episode you're right, but murky's the only one that listens to the episode.
Speaker 3:That's fair murky's the only one that listens to it. I do, I know. Last time I's fair.
Speaker 4:Murky's, murky's the only one, that crystal listens to it. I know. Last time I said that murky listened to the podcast, he wouldn't know. It don't though. Nobody listens to the fucking podcast, except for probably farha, did you?
Speaker 5:get a haircut recently murky yesterday nice looking lined up the side deal going on. It it's fucking straight back. You're not straight back Bagging the side.
Speaker 2:If you were like 10 years younger, you'd be like your typical college douche bag.
Speaker 5:I feel like when I get my hair cut now you're just a douche bag.
Speaker 3:Now you're just a douche bag.
Speaker 1:You look like.
Speaker 3:Faulkner.
Speaker 1:Oh no, he got the haircut. That's his haircut, man. What do you mean? What do you mean?
Speaker 5:I've been getting this haircut. I've been getting basically the bald fade to something with a high top since I was in my early 20s.
Speaker 1:Right, but you never swiped it straight back. You swiped it to the side. I don't know that. Now you swiped it straight back. You swiped it to the side. Now you're swiping it straight back. Have you done it?
Speaker 3:It's not straight back. It's not straight back, no, it's fucking southeast.
Speaker 1:Alright, yeah, is it southeast?
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:He's thinking his direction. Yeah, it would be. I'll believe you on that.
Speaker 5:Right now I should be almost looking like Dead Nuts North. So yes, it's, you can look at my video. It's as if the wind came out. I just see the thumbnail and that's enough for me.
Speaker 2:There's no penis. I'll promise, I'll promise you that.
Speaker 4:There's no penis. I don't want to watch a video of you pissing. You almost did it from my eyes.
Speaker 2:Yeah. I fucking, took a video of me pissing and sent it to Switch. He said what are you doing? And I said pissing. So I had to take a video to prove it.
Speaker 6:I don't think you had to take a video.
Speaker 2:Shut up, shut up, shut up.
Speaker 1:I understand what you're doing here. I'm going to need you to fucking stop it.
Speaker 2:I'm going to need you to stop it. Well, we are live. We have been recording for the last five minutes.
Speaker 1:Hey Gabagool. Uh, my dinner's almost done. I'm gonna have to go grab that in a couple minutes here.
Speaker 3:What do you got for dinner?
Speaker 1:I got uh chicken breast stuffed with broccoli and cheese.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna have your breast stuffed with broccoli and cheese.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 5:Okay, that sounds good as a motherfucker.
Speaker 1:Yeah, what.
Speaker 5:Z or the chicken, yeah, both.
Speaker 1:Just the chicken and you being stuffed Like you stuff anything with broccoli and cheese, and I'm fucking there man, I'm going to stuff my ass with broccoli and cheese.
Speaker 2:You in Mergy.
Speaker 5:I bet, if you cut off one of my ass cheeks you could fit so much broccoli and cheese in that, do you think? I wonder what your ass tastes like?
Speaker 2:cheese in that, do you think I wonder what your ass tastes. Like I bet. Like Do you think your ass is tough?
Speaker 1:I bet it's like a jerky consistency.
Speaker 5:Actually it's one of his favorite things for cannibals to eat, because it is much like a ham hock.
Speaker 1:Fucking Murky's got some ham hocks.
Speaker 5:Let me tell you, I'm saying like that's a good roast, that's gotta be a 7 pound roast it's called rump roast murky, you'd make a great rump roast.
Speaker 1:Can you imagine the marbling on murky's ass when you shave it? I bet it's good. I bet it's gonna do murky's like I fucking about to shave a slice off myself he's like I got a fucking full meal back there.
Speaker 5:I'm hungry, I don't know because between all of the like, the venison and the high fish diet for like a very, very large portion of my life, I feel like then it would have been great, but now that you you know, the T-Bell and the McDonald's is really making its fucking way into my lunch menu.
Speaker 1:It's true, you're going to be like poisoned.
Speaker 2:Pretty soon he's going to be like a wagyu fucking beef, except it's going to be as a rump.
Speaker 5:Wagyu is ready.
Speaker 1:I know it's supposed to taste great but those are like obese fucking animals.
Speaker 3:How are they going?
Speaker 5:I mean really, I know it's supposed to taste great, but those are like obese fucking animals. How are they going to be healthy with that kind of fat content? I don't know.
Speaker 2:It tastes great. Right, I get that. It doesn't matter to me.
Speaker 5:I don't disagree. Fuck you PETA. It tastes fantastic.
Speaker 2:Fuck you. Peta People eating tasty animals pita's dog shit.
Speaker 4:Yeah, pita is awful, they put down more animals than they save it's because they're not in the business of saving animals.
Speaker 5:They're in the business of taking animals from humans under the guise of the business, of making money, is what they're in the business. Well yeah, so what I'm hearing is they're in the business of misery.
Speaker 4:I'm in the business of making money. Is what they're in the business? Well, yeah, so what I'm hearing is they're in the business of misery. I'm in the business of misery.
Speaker 6:Let's take it from the top.
Speaker 2:Let's take it from the top.
Speaker 5:PETA's got a body like an asshole. That's a. You know, once a whore.
Speaker 2:You know, PETA's always been a whore, well Fuck you. Peta, fuck you. Peta's always been a whore, well Fuck you PETA, you guys remember.
Speaker 5:Chain of Memories.
Speaker 2:Remember, chain of Memories. I remember Chain of Memories, krista's playing Kingdom Hearts right now.
Speaker 6:I am.
Speaker 2:She's currently in the end of the world or whatever, right?
Speaker 6:Well, I don't know, somehow I'm back in the third district of Traverse Town.
Speaker 2:Now, that happens, that happens. You're going to be doing that a bunch.
Speaker 3:Oh boy, hi Hi.
Speaker 5:What kind of gummy ship did you build? That's the real question.
Speaker 6:I have not built a gummy ship.
Speaker 2:Good answer, Dude. That shit's a waste of time, dude.
Speaker 6:Not a single time have I built a gummy ship. Just buy the pre-built ones.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's kind of what I did.
Speaker 6:I have so much money and literally nothing to spend it on.
Speaker 2:I wish I had that problem in my current playthrough. You'd be like that.
Speaker 1:You've not been upgrading Donald and Goofy's weapons.
Speaker 6:Am I supposed to be doing that?
Speaker 2:We did kind of tell her fuck them too, don't spend anything on them Back when she was in Alice in Wonderland, so I can see how she didn't upgrade anything the entire game.
Speaker 4:So basically what I'm hearing is Chris is playing this entire game on hard mode.
Speaker 2:I mean to be fair. Donald and Goofy don't really help that much anyway.
Speaker 4:You shut your fucking mouth. Goofy holds the record as the MVP.
Speaker 2:Yeah, goofy's also. Donald can go fuck himself. Goofy and Donald are also dead. Every time I play the game because I play on the hard difficulty, you're about to be dead.
Speaker 4:if you talk shit about Goofy one more time Looks like I win the next person being killed argument Fuck you E You're right by my hands, motherfucker, you're not the next to die.
Speaker 2:It's me Eat my fucking ass.
Speaker 4:That's how you're gonna die do it.
Speaker 1:He's gonna cannibal your ass. We're actually all gonna eat your ass because we're really invested in this ass marbling conversation you know he's gonna fuck it.
Speaker 2:He's gonna make the uh starting goofy shield and just beat you to death with it the one with the spikes coming out the side, or is that a different one I'm thinking of, I feel, like the starter is just like the.
Speaker 3:Mickey emblem.
Speaker 2:I bet you that Mickey emblem is pointy. It's textured, it's probably got some sharp edges.
Speaker 1:It's textured. Is that what you said?
Speaker 3:Yeah, M-I-C-K-E-Y in my fucking ass.
Speaker 6:So just out of curiosity, no, the answer is no, I'm sorry what? How does one upgrade Donald and Goofy's weapons?
Speaker 4:there's different vendors throughout the different worlds just don't bother with anything else at this point.
Speaker 2:You're right about that. I think you craft those ones.
Speaker 1:I think you can go to Traverse Town yeah.
Speaker 6:Yeah, craft, I can't do that with weapons, yet, though I have to finish doing it with items first, I think.
Speaker 5:You have to go to the Moogle Shop first.
Speaker 2:I'm pretty sure you have enough things at this point, Krista, to just blaze through crafting all the items you need to do those the sword and shield If you're at the end of the world.
Speaker 3:Whoa.
Speaker 6:Every time I get a group of Heartless that comes by, I kind of just walk past them.
Speaker 4:Have you at least been trying to kill the mushrooms.
Speaker 1:No, oh no.
Speaker 2:I know what this is.
Speaker 1:You're not juggling trouble right now, let's be honest, though, she's doing a true first-time Kingdom Hearts experience.
Speaker 4:We were all 10 years old when we played it, we weren't fucking with it, damn. All I gotta say is this girl plays games harder than I do. Fuck what she's just a girl yeah, she's built different. Fuck, she's probably better at that game than xeno is right now she has I bought the starting weapons.
Speaker 5:I believe it just gonna say I bought the strategy guide I couldn't afford the strategy guide. It was like the last of my birthday, buddy, I think I got the game and then it was like a couple days later I was like we gotta go back to the store.
Speaker 1:I don't know what I'm fucking doing.
Speaker 3:I didn't even own the game I had to go over to a buddy's house who also didn't have the game, but his.
Speaker 1:His older sister had the game and we would go in her room and steal it while she was at work and then we just had to return it before she got home. Is that stealing? Or borrowing A little bit of both. I mean, she would have been pissed about it if she found out.
Speaker 5:Why? I mean, you gave it back. I would say borrowing.
Speaker 1:But is it borrowing if you do it back? I would say borrow, but is it borrowing if you do it without somebody's knowledge of it?
Speaker 5:consent and then you get it back to them and they never know the difference did her parents buy the disc for them?
Speaker 2:if?
Speaker 1:you broke it, then you would have stolen it she was like a full grown adult, so like she bought it herself maybe she should lock her door.
Speaker 2:She didn't want it to be stolen.
Speaker 1:I don't think she ever suspected it to get stolen, you know.
Speaker 5:Right, because it got borrowed, because it was getting borrowed.
Speaker 1:Right, because I was the agitator and was like hey, let's fucking go in there and take this shit. It would be Fucking. Play Kingdom Hearts bro.
Speaker 2:You're a piece of shit.
Speaker 1:Listen, you did what we had to do back in the day.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I can't say anything. I didn't play Kingdom Hearts until Kingdom Hearts 3 came out.
Speaker 5:Like leaving your fucking PlayStation on for multiple days at a time.
Speaker 2:I have done that for other games. I remember doing that for fucking gran turismo whenever I was doing a 24-hour race, because I wasn't gonna do the whole thing in 24 hours, so I did it over fucking like seven days.
Speaker 1:The single worst thing my brother ever did to me, which there's a long list of shit I assure you. The worst thing was is I shared a ps2 uh memory card with my dad. It was like dad owned the memory card. My brother and I could use it so long as it didn't interfere with what he had saved on the memory card, which fair, um. So I had my save file of Kingdom Hearts 2 on there, hadn't quite beaten the game, yet my brother went in there and saved over some of my dad's shit.
Speaker 1:And so when my dad went to go play, he's like what the fuck? What happened to my stuff? And my brother goes, yeah, no, sean did that. He saved over your stuff for his Kingdom Hearts game or whatever. So my dad deleted my file. And so when I went in there next, I was like what happened to my kingdom heart stuff? My dad's like, yeah, you saved over my shit. And I was like, no, I didn't, brian did. And he's like, oh well, you know, brian said you did it, so sorry, I fucking deleted your shit, right. And I was like this is fucking bullshit. And I me and my brother got in the biggest fucking backyard brawl ever.
Speaker 2:I was so fucking mad he did.
Speaker 1:Yeah, my dad did and he's like I'm going to delete all of Brian's shit now because he lied to me and now you know he lied to me.
Speaker 5:If you're willing to fight him over this fucking saved age. I'm guessing he probably did it.
Speaker 1:I beat the bricks off of him. Dude, my dad, just let us fucking fight too.
Speaker 5:You won the fight, so he kept any saved age that you got and just deleted it because he was the loser.
Speaker 1:My brother got his Aspie and also got all of his shit deleted off the memory card. And then, like two days later, I traded an Egyptian god card for off the memory card. And then, like two days later, I traded an Egyptian god card for a fucking memory card.
Speaker 5:Which one?
Speaker 1:It was Obelisk it would be. I didn't care about it. I wanted Slifer anyways.
Speaker 2:So what I'm hearing is that beatdown didn't teach your brother anything.
Speaker 1:No, no, definitely not.
Speaker 5:You should have hit him harder.
Speaker 1:Me and my brother would fight all the time when we were kids.
Speaker 5:I wish I could have fucking fought my brother when I was a kid, but he had six years and hundreds of pounds on me. No Best way I could do it. The ultimate revenge is I would just bend at a 90 degree angle and run as fast as I could and squirtle, use skull, bash and either stomach or nuts. That's where I was going.
Speaker 1:That's a win.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I'd drop him and then fucking he'd say he was going to kill me and I'd fucking run away and he couldn't catch me who do you think would win in the fight today, mark, if you were your brother me?
Speaker 1:100 I mean it would be an endurance fight and it would last all of like 10 seconds but between you and your brother, who can sing ice ice, baby better.
Speaker 4:Oh, 100 his brother, 100 him we'll admit during your birthday, that dude just destroyed that song. He's so good, he's so good, it was so good it's uncannily good dude, it's, it's dumb.
Speaker 5:I hear other people do that for karaoke and like they do well, and I'm like you, fucking suck your ass.
Speaker 2:You're garbage, you fucking lose your ass. You're garbage, you fucking loser.
Speaker 5:You don't sound better than the 1990s fucking actual music video. You piece of shit. My brother's better than you. He has like the funny like big guy going thing for him too. So like it doesn't even have to be that good, it could be moderately decent and people would still be like fuck yes, oh, because he's fucking he's fucking wiggling his body up there too, while he's singing it. He's right he's dropping the lbs.
Speaker 1:Though he's dropping the lbs you do be doing that for him murky's drop dropping the sigs.
Speaker 2:Brian, when's the last time you had one 20 dollars? A little bit ago well, fuck, I was hoping for something other than that I bet.
Speaker 5:So I have gone from two packs a day at a minimum to under a pack a day damn, that's impressive.
Speaker 1:That's a big improvement.
Speaker 4:Good job yeah better than nothing I would have to agree with that.
Speaker 2:I would have to agree with that Zeno that looks so good that's pretty good.
Speaker 4:I want some for our listeners. He's talking about Zeno's dick.
Speaker 2:He just whipped it out on camera and started stroking it well, he had to prove to me that something, that something wasn't wrong with his dick, because I said his dick was fucking weird earlier too bad. Nobody got on the fans, lee, that could have been there. Could have been there, yeah. I don't even record the video anymore, so it wouldn't even be recorded. You could whip your fucking dick out and nobody would fucking know about it, except for us in the room, I could show my asshole right now.
Speaker 3:Oh my god, oh my god.
Speaker 2:Some things can't be unseen Is oh my god, some things can't be unseen. Is this supposed to be?
Speaker 4:bulging like that. Is this supposed to be an outie? Why is it?
Speaker 5:winking at me. Have you ever seen Body Rotten?
Speaker 1:Yeah, why does it have two eyes?
Speaker 2:They made a new hole. What the fuck? It's the two eyes, black dragon, excuse me.
Speaker 4:So at work, I have been dubbed like the king of the goose. Not the king, but like the fighter of geese.
Speaker 2:Yeah, explain to me what's going on with the fucking geese and.
Speaker 1:It's a pretty hilarious story. What's going?
Speaker 2:on right now, Like what did you do?
Speaker 4:You obviously did something. The worst part is is, I was just there.
Speaker 2:Okay, that checks out.
Speaker 4:I was taking out the trash and, because you know I work at a collision center, there's a lot of large plastic pieces that I would throw out because we scrap the metal and I'm holding.
Speaker 4:I don't even know what it belonged to, I just remember it was kind of square and there's like a big bump in the middle. I'm assuming it went like under a bumper or something or grill or whatever, but I heard a hiss sound. So of course, naturally, I turn in to look in that direction and there's a goose getting ready to like get its wings out and look big at me and like try to chase me. So I just swept motion with my right hand, smack this goose in the face with that plastic piece and then just casually walked back inside and went well, I'm not going back out for a bit. Casually walked back inside and went well, I'm not going back out for a bit. And progressively throughout the day, more and more geese showed up outside. One showed up with its entire family and I'm like goddamn, this goose told the other geese around that there was going to be a round two and it wanted to start shit.
Speaker 1:He's not exaggerating. Like I've never seen this many geese around this fucking building.
Speaker 2:This is like you fuck it's like this goose called you the fucking afterworks fight like you would have, like after school fights and like everybody, everybody would fucking. Mine was like at the chains, because there was chains outside in the back so everybody would fucking gather around at the end. Fucking the geese are just here waiting, fucking placing wagers and shit on. A good old fuck up placing wager.
Speaker 1:Oh my god all right how many of us were at the back door like honking, yeah, like come on, bitch I ain't hear no fucking bell.
Speaker 2:I just imagine if you, if you played that security tape back, you could add some cartoon sound effects of him like taking that taking the fucking bumper and swinging it and just going when he hits the fucking goose in the face and then it can turn into a super photo realistic goose picture would there be any security camera footage of him doing that? No damn, that would have been incredible. You would have had to have saved that if it existed absolutely. If it existed Absolutely, if it existed.
Speaker 1:I would already have it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I picture a photorealistic goose just pops up on the screen, call in reinforcements, and then every flying V instead of landing next to this fucking body, yeah instead of what's his name, from fucking Penguins of Madagascar, it's like instead it's a goose, but with that attitude, right that's very funny if we hear fucking more lore.
Speaker 4:This is just day one, yeah the next day they sent bees and I think this one's gonna be more of a Zeno because I only saw really the aftermath of it, but there was a fuck ton of bees outside of our garage.
Speaker 1:So this whole goose scenario is set off a conspiracy theory within the shop. Nobody knows who to trust now shop and nobody knows who to trust now. So the next day, uh, we had a finished a truck for a company, parked it out front of our um shop and like an hour or two later we just noticed there's a swarm of bees around this truck and the owner goes out and looks at it and they're building a hive in the tailpipe of this truck. So he goes out there, starts the vehicle and just moves it, so the exhaust would like chase the bees off and stuff and they ended up like wandering on their way. But it turns out that he and our shop manager have the same first name.
Speaker 1:So the bees flew away and uh, the owner and uh, our other gal that's uh, is in the office, start working up this conspiracy theory. They were like man, what if the geese sent the bees after e? And then, uh, I think my boss suggested that and then the other guy that works in our office, her name's tori. She goes, what if, like, they got some bad info and they heard that, like, he's allergic to bees, because the shop manager is allergic to bees. But they got the wrong guy and like they got their information mixed up and I was like, guys, if that's the case, there's a mole amongst us. Somebody gave them this information. The geese asked for dirt on E. That person gave them dirt, thinking they were talking about the other person. We're like, oh shit. So it's a huge conspiracy theory now that the animals are working against E to take him out now and there's a mole amongst us feeding them this information.
Speaker 2:Wait, I got an.
Speaker 1:I got something to actually be a mole.
Speaker 3:I was absolutely just, I was just going to say that.
Speaker 2:What if you?
Speaker 1:and today there was a hawk. There was a hawk today.
Speaker 4:Big motherfucker. I think he was More just chilling around me or he was collecting info or something. Because, again, I was going out To take out the trash and I just heard every small Bird around me just screaming and of course I had a click like, okay, they're screaming at something that shouldn't be here, because normally they just ignore me. So I kind of look around and probably a good 18 feet away from me, boom, there's just a hawk just standing there with a wide stance. He was standing very awkwardly and I'm like, oh okay, took a picture, went back inside serious told some of the other people like, oh, there's a hawk out there.
Speaker 4:They went out to look no hawk hawk had left. So the next time that I was out there because I was grabbing more stuff from our like trash cans all throughout the shop came back out. The shop manager came out with me point half this, like tiny little robin, and was like, oh, is this that bird of prey? You saw I was like no, no, he's not bird of prey. And then birds started acting up again. Him and I look over this hawk swoops down and lands on electrical pole that's right next to our dumpster and it starts looking down at us and he's 100, 100, told this hawk, fuck that guy up.
Speaker 2:That's their hit man, for you see no, I think.
Speaker 5:I think this is more of the mole contacting the hog. Be like hey, you need chase these geeks off.
Speaker 2:Like they're on to us, like they're on to me it's like that one episode of rick and here's some fucking cash you guys ever see that the episode of rick and morty, where fucking rick gives morty a helmet that like lets him talk to squirrels, and then the squirrels like all rise up and they're like he's on to us and they start chasing him and fucking rick's.
Speaker 2:Like you never fuck with the squirrels, morty. Now we gotta go find a new reality, cause you can't fuck with squirrels. Fuck you, morty. You ruined it. You fucking piece of shit. Because the squirrels started fucking chasing him. Because the squirrels were like the secret society that nobody knew could talk. But like once he started understanding them, they were like hey, kid, what you doing? This sounds like this Human boy can you hear us Sounds like what's happening right now.
Speaker 5:Well, one thing's for sure he has earned himself a new nickname.
Speaker 2:Send it. Oh God damn it. What is it Nice.
Speaker 3:Nice.
Speaker 1:Ronnie Goose, gladiator beautiful we've been saving trash pandas out of the trash recently well, yeah, they're hiding from the they're hiding from all the fucking assassins that have been sent after Ronnie the raccoon what's super funny is when I first saw the picture I thought you just took a picture of trash. I didn't see the raccoon.
Speaker 2:I thought he took a picture of trash and said I found E he's fucking trash.
Speaker 4:You did not see the raccoon.
Speaker 5:It was just a baby.
Speaker 1:I saw it. E and I were on our way back from lunch to the shop and he was like I saw this picture and I legit thought Murky was just calling me trash, because he took a picture of the inside of a dumpster.
Speaker 3:I was like I thought the same thing laughing, laughing, laughing, laughing, just a little baby, baby trash panda little baby trash panda that's incredible
Speaker 5:that is very funny I little baby trash panda.
Speaker 2:Little baby trash pandy. That's incredible. That is very funny. I saw the trash panda so I knew it was immediately being talked about. I didn't know you could interpret that any other way, because it was very visible.
Speaker 1:It was once I was looking for it Once I noticed it was there.
Speaker 2:That just tells me that Zeno you think of E as trash and E thinks of himself as trash.
Speaker 4:And I must just think we already knew that, and I just think E's a raccoon.
Speaker 2:That's why I saw it first. So, zeno, you're a terrible friend.
Speaker 5:E's actually multiple raccoons just in a human skin suit.
Speaker 4:Actually, what's funny is I did go to the car shop with Zeno thinking, oh, maybe we might do the tournament thing. So I changed my name in the Bushy Road app to 10 raccoons out for Zeno's blood in a trench coat.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's very funny.
Speaker 4:But we didn't do it, so nobody saw it, so nobody could get a laugh out of it next time.
Speaker 5:I just did.
Speaker 1:I just got a little, I think it was funny, haha, haha.
Speaker 4:Speaking of G's, I saw a fucked up thing last week that happened to do with a goose. Was it a crackhead fucking a goose?
Speaker 4:it was a swan drowning a goose, so I was leaving work and the path that I take is right next to a martins's and somebody was leaving a martin's. It was a big black silverado truck comes hurling out, there is a goose that is just trying to walk across the street, slams into this goose. This goose just goes spiraling in the air, lands on the sidewalk, neck bent back. It's just dead and I'm still just like driving, but I slow down a little bit to be like what the fuck? Because it caught me by surprise and out of fucking nowhere. There is a dude on a motorized unicycle on the sidewalk just comes up and he is wearing like sweats that are purple with lightning strikes all over them, a gray hoodie and no shoes drives past no shoes, drives past this goose, turns around in the martins parking lot, comes back up to it, pulls out his phone and starts recording the dead goose, and I'm pretty sure you encountered a fact.
Speaker 4:It wouldn't surprise me at this point. Man Arch, I didn't interact with it so I guess I'm not cursed, but it was a unique experience.
Speaker 1:If they are going to show up anywhere, that's the place it's probably going to be that area of.
Speaker 5:Elkhart, let me tell you this just feeds more into the goose controversy. At the ghetto fucking grocery store, yes, where the unicycle man pulls a Yui to record said dead bird. We're not entirely certain that the goose was not also a fae, oh true.
Speaker 1:Yeah, okay, god damn it man.
Speaker 2:What if the goose that you hit in the face was a fae?
Speaker 5:Oh shit yes.
Speaker 1:And now the conspiracy comes together. Yeah, the conspiracy evolves. I must suggest that I wouldn't get in now.
Speaker 3:It was mean to me.
Speaker 4:He yelled at me.
Speaker 1:I just do my job. I'm going to bring this to work tomorrow and they're gonna be like what the fuck is a fey Jesus Christ and now I leave you guys with our sponsor Murky.
Speaker 5:I'm gonna go pull a cocoa and beat my dick to MLP beating your dick to. Mlp only the cool kids do it oh, that's the wrong one.
Speaker 1:This is one I want you turned black by the way.
Speaker 4:Oh, there you go, there you go.
Speaker 2:There we go. Do I have any more?
Speaker 5:Uh, yes, oh, you're a dick in my ass.
Speaker 2:Thanks for the ad break, murky, this seems like a separate, like subcategory of voice channel. I just need a folder for Murky's voice.
Speaker 1:We just need to make a whole Discord just so we can put the voice lines in it.
Speaker 2:Do you have anything?
Speaker 5:If I die early on, you guys can still have full-blown conversations with me just by listening, you're not wrong. God, I miss Murky. You're dicking my ass. Oh, there he is. Never mind, don. I miss Berkey, you're dicking my ass. There it is, there it is.
Speaker 2:Flag you up, berkey, we know about your little dick.
Speaker 1:I see the struggle. I see the struggle.
Speaker 2:Oh no, I got it with the.
Speaker 5:M and sip, no squirt take.
Speaker 1:Oh squirt take.
Speaker 5:I mean like if I'm trying to hold it and just like pops out of my mouth a little bit, yeah, I'd call that squirting.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I would call that a squirting, too, huh.
Speaker 3:Come on, Matt.
Speaker 1:Matt's like gotta go.
Speaker 2:Matt's like this is fucking too much for me.
Speaker 1:I've got my pussy Okay. Now we're getting a little crazy here.
Speaker 2:I think that's the only one I have from you.
Speaker 1:That's good. No, you got shadow bitches.
Speaker 2:You should have a few, yeah but that one's the funniest.
Speaker 1:Murky has so many fucking gems. How about that? One of you shadow bitches?
Speaker 5:farted. One of my favorite ones from zito is still fucking barbecue sauce on your titties, bitch.
Speaker 1:Oh did we have like because I think you like were in the other room and you just go, whoa, and I was like, yeah, yeah that was to the taco bell one remember when you came back streaming one time and we had like a bunch of holy abredeems for you. Yes, oh yeah, barbecue sauce on your titties, bitch I had to like mark them off with like tally marks, to make sure I didn't forget any of them.
Speaker 2:Man, I miss the days when you streamed.
Speaker 1:I don't.
Speaker 2:That's unfortunate. I miss watching you stream.
Speaker 5:I was playing Faz at the same time and I'd have his stream on my phone just silent. So as soon as a hunt started or some shit I would know in game, and then I'd redeem bangs and fucking eat Sean's asshole with him the first time he did it.
Speaker 1:I about shit my pants, like you could see me like start to get up from my chair because I was so scared. I need to check if I have to wipe yeah, and then like Becca was laughing in the other room too and I was just like we're both trying to fucking hide and not lose our shit laughing, because she was also watching the stream and watched me almost shit my pants.
Speaker 2:That's pretty funny. What are you doing, Rivet?
Speaker 5:One of them. You pulled like a full 360. She's going feral. You jumped and got scared and you were literally the opposite way. You'd whip all the way around, go in a room. You're like god fucking damn it god, fuck me.
Speaker 4:Zeno and I have a co-worker who's been playing Phasmophobia, so Zeno has been digging out his old clips and he came across one where I like almost boned him in Phasmophobia.
Speaker 1:Yeah it was the one where, uh, he kept saying jennifer, as he is walking out the murky, and I fucking get the door slammed in our face or just like shit. I was like what that clip doesn't show. Is he on the other side of the window looking ass going? Please don't die.
Speaker 5:Please don't die, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, please don't die. You can hear him in that tiktok clip. I literally just I just watched it yesterday.
Speaker 4:Oh, oh no, oh no, I've doomed them, I've doomed them please live, please.
Speaker 1:My favorite clip from a horrid scare, like in a co-op game, was when he and I were playing devour and I remember turning down a hallway like he was like hey, we need this item. Was like perfect, I know where that is. I turned down a hallway and start to walk away and the fucking thing snatched my ass up, scared the shit out of me, and he's in the background. You can hear him go. She just ganked her ass and then she carries me outside. He finds me. He's like cool, I'm gonna go get a health pack. He goes back into the house and the bitch does the same thing to him, grabs him and he's responses it was so fucking funny. Responses, war, it was so fucking funny.
Speaker 2:Devourer was a good game too, there haven't really been any fun horror games like that recently. Devourer is like you have to sacrifice the 10, whatever items, the 10 baby dolls or whatever.
Speaker 5:I was thinking of in silence, where someone's the rake yeah, talking wicked shit to me when I was the rake he was fucking juking you out he broke my ankles this shit was so funny he was fucking drunk as hell, talking mad shit. E had to sing you a song. Yeah, E had to sing me a.
Speaker 1:Christmas carol to survive.
Speaker 4:I don't think you did. I remember Before you.
Speaker 5:Dashing through the snow In a one horse open rake.
Speaker 1:Over the fences. We go laughing all the way that one game was hilarious because you would have, like you could hear the rake.
Speaker 2:I enjoyed that voice line right you could hear like the person speak as the rake right and like you could also hear the teammates, but like you could just fuck with them.
Speaker 1:Yeah, there's like right, and like you could also hear the teammates, but like you could just fuck with them. Yeah, there's like what doomed me one time is E and I were in this house together and the rake was our old buddy, ryan, and he starts walking into the house and he sees E and, just like, starts making a beeline to him and he goes, wait, wait, before you do this. And he snatches him up. E flashbangs him and, like it has proximity chat so you can hear E running away and as he's running away, he's going E chip, motherfucker.
Speaker 6:I laughed so fucking hard.
Speaker 1:I was crying. I couldn't fucking move. The rake immediately saw me, fucking, snatched me up and killed me. I was like I couldn't fucking do anything. I was laughing so fucking hard at E, saying E shit, motherfucker, and hearing his voice fade into the distance as he fucking ran away. I was done sometimes.
Speaker 2:I can be funny dude, we. We should boot that game back up and see what happens, does it?
Speaker 1:still work.
Speaker 4:It's rampant with hackers that will just go into the lobby and destroy it.
Speaker 2:Oh, even if it's a private lobby.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:That's unfortunate, really.
Speaker 4:Yeah, developers gave up hope on it because they couldn't stop them. Yeah, developers, like, gave up hope on it because they couldn't stop them.
Speaker 3:I died.
Speaker 5:Unfortunate space Ben.
Speaker 6:I died. You know I was talking to.
Speaker 4:Zeno about that the other day. I was like I miss those days, Like I still remember watching back the clips where you and Zeno went off to the side and were like trying to come up with a strategy, and then Zeno went off to the side and we're like trying to come up with a strategy and then we're talking.
Speaker 5:And then I was like am I safe as he goes? Yeah, buddy, you're safe.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, you're safe man.
Speaker 5:I'm screaming at the top of my lungs, so much so that my mic doesn't pick it up, but Zeno's does. In the other room, with the doors closed and you hear me screaming from across the house.
Speaker 1:No, no somebody help me, somebody help me, is anybody there? Yeah, you just hear him die. He goes, oh no I never played that game I remember I like chuckled and I was like he had to die. I had to do it to him.
Speaker 4:And then you did it to poor Mosso.
Speaker 1:So Mosso deserved it, not because of who he was, but he asked too many questions Like so what happened is? I just happened to walk into a room and there were two other people in there. We exchanged words. I was the monster. We exchanged words and I was like well, I'm not gonna try kill either one of these guys because it's too obvious, right? Mosso shows up and goes whoa, what's going on here? And we're all like what do you mean, man?
Speaker 5:we're just, we're just all passing through, just so happens, we're all here at the same time.
Speaker 1:Just a couple guys the other two people leave and I'm talking to most so and I was like, all right, I'm gonna get out of here and I start to leave and mostly goes, hey, zeno, and I go, yeah, he goes, are you the monster? And I just slow turn to him and I was like, yeah, yeah, I am, and he goes, you would be. And then I had to kill him and like after the lobby. And then he was like you, motherfucker, I fucking knew it was you. I was like, bro, I was gonna let you live. And then you had to ask me too many questions and then I had to kill you because I wasn't gonna lie to you. And he's like, yeah, that's fucking fair, that's fucking fair. As you know, I appreciate that shit. Now, gentleman's game. Yeah, it's like I wasn't gonna lie to you. I knew he was the monster anytime we would get to a tribunal and he would just go. It was xeno. I saw him like, motherfucker, fuck you, I ain't seen you. The entire game. You're gonna fucking throw me to the wall.
Speaker 4:I haven't seen you once worst part is that always worked it always worked nobody ever believed me.
Speaker 5:I'm so glad I was not playing among us when you guys were playing among us, because I would have fucking dude broke the night.
Speaker 1:It was coco and I were the killers and we walked through a thing yeah, we walked into a room and I accidentally hit the wrong button, killed somebody right in front of switch and switch reports. Immediately Coco messages me and goes so how the fuck are we gonna explain this one away and switch just goes. Alright, you know who you were. And everyone's quiet. Yeah, he goes all right, you know who did it. You know who did it and messaging me and he goes oh my god, what's gonna happen? What do we do?
Speaker 1:what's the game yeah, and then switch says it again. He goes come on, you know who you are. And there was a pause and I go who was it? Switch? And he just goes I honestly don't remember. Oh, oh, my fucking God, we're going to get away with this, no fucking way. And so Coco and I were like, well, who do you think you saw? Like did you remember a color at all? And he's like no, and we're like, ok, well, where was everybody? And everyone like starts like hashing out where they were. And Coco and I were like yeah, we were here or whatever, and stuff. And everyone's like okay, and I was like so do we just? Yeah, I guess like switch, you reported it, but you have no idea who you just watched kill somebody. He's like, well, there were two people there. We're like, okay, like who were like, but like who were they? But yeah, who?
Speaker 3:were they? I don't know.
Speaker 1:And then, like he figured out it was us and he was so fucking mad he's like you motherfuckers gaslit me, we didn't do shit you just yeah, we were like you didn't remember who you saw, dude, sorry about, sorry about your luck.
Speaker 2:There was one time that I was playing Among Us with Ms Meg and all of them and I think I killed Meg right in front of Ms. I didn't even realize that Ms was there. He came around the corner as I hit the button and I looked at him when we like, oh, this is awkward. Then he reported the body. I gaslit the shit out of the room. I was like, guys, you'll never believe what happened. Miz fucking walked into this room, killed Meg, walked out. Zayas tried to fucking blame it on me. This is bullshit. I just was so loud that he couldn't get a word in edgewise and they fucking voted him out.
Speaker 1:Dude I get to hear like just listen to ms, just like, no, no, no, that's not.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that didn't help his case either because every time he did that it made him look more guilty because he was so good at the fucking game that everybody had just believed oh yeah, that's something ms would do and coco's not that smart to just fucking start blaming the fuck out of adam is. And so he got voted out and we didn't have like the the thing to tell you if the imposter was voted out or not, so they didn't know if they got the right guy, guy, um and uh, it was down to like, uh, five people with two killers. So as soon as we all respawned, we just we just killed two people, two people in one, and and we get to the fucking end lobby and this just goes. Yo bunch of stupid motherfuckers. Bro, that game was fun, it was fun with the right people.
Speaker 2:Dude, you played with anybody that would target you. That was just the worst.
Speaker 1:That was played with. Space Ghosts was super fun. I remember there was one time in VRChat I had a Spider-Man avatar on and it wouldn't like tell you who was a ghost and who was a civilian, until like a minute and a half into the game, and I remember I was standing in a room with coco, yeah, and we got our rolls and I'm wearing the spider-man suit and it gives us a rolls and I just go, oh, and I changed my suit to the black spider-man suit and Coco goes oh yeah, I know what's gonna happen.
Speaker 1:Alright, and I killed Coco immediately there was another.
Speaker 2:There was one time that that happened and I was like I didn't see anything and then I just walked away and then somebody let me live, but like it was just for the lulz at that point because like I spawned next to them and they went like they didn't think they were next to anybody. They're like yes, I'm the killer and I was like I heard that I'll pretend, I didn't, though.
Speaker 1:Oh, ghost was switch kept using the ghost, uh, or the exo stranger um avatar remember the one and it could turn invisible yeah, one avatar that he had that was just like you could just fucking.
Speaker 2:It had a full fucking model of boob and vagina underneath. Yeah he didn't know it and then the one time he showed he like he like, did something and everybody's like oh my god, he's like what?
Speaker 1:what happened?
Speaker 5:like I saw into your fucking bottom second hole oh man, the bottom second hole, huh yeah, yeah it's like the one that you have yeah, yeah second hole I shit out of right and the first hole can't handle it right unfortunate spaceman again.
Speaker 2:What was that other game, liar's bar, that you just linked? Oh yeah what is that?
Speaker 4:uh, I don't fully understand. It looks like it's part gambling, part like deceit thing. All I know is Markiplier had talked about it on his podcast and it sounded interesting.
Speaker 2:I see a Mexican standoff with a rather seductive bunny looking at me with a gun. Yeah, that sounds about right. I'm in.
Speaker 1:Ricky's definitely the rhino, I'll have to look at this.
Speaker 2:Maybe we can play it. We'll see. That'd be fun. This is definitely. It looks like a game of like cheat, essentially Except you shoot people, I'm guessing.
Speaker 1:This kind of looks like a hand simulator.
Speaker 1:Oh dude, that game was so fucking stupid Trying to shoot somebody across the table from you and you're like, and then you would shoot your fucking self or pull a pin on a grenade and you'd die we played it for a gamer bro stream and, uh, it got to a point where e and I decided we were on a team and goat man and moso were on a team, so like one was trying to load the bullet. And it got to the point where we fucking put the bullet in the gun and locked the chamber and he started to point it at goat man and goat man goes wait before you do, he just pulls the trigger, fucking, shoots him and he goes.
Speaker 4:No, we were fucking rolling dude, that was a good time. That was an April full stream, we did yeah, that was fun stuff you guys remember fucking Ikea simulator.
Speaker 1:I do yes, launching couches across the fucking house yeah, coco and I met up in an Ikea and I took a snap and sent it to like everybody was like Coco and I are about to throw couches at each other we should have went to.
Speaker 2:Ikea and tore the place up when Switch was here.
Speaker 1:Dude, that shit would have been so funny. Everyone go get four oars of meatballs.
Speaker 2:Dude. Their meatballs are kind of fire.
Speaker 1:Their meatballs do slap. I would not throw their meatballs, they're really their meatballs do slap.
Speaker 2:I would not throw their meatballs. They're really good. They're cheap too.
Speaker 5:Use them as weapons.
Speaker 2:Honestly, you could probably get a better meal at Ikea than you could at McDonald's for cheaper.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, 100%.
Speaker 5:Costco's undefeated Costco, do be Just saying.
Speaker 4:Girlfriend and I are debating about getting a Costco membership Because we think like eating at Costco and getting stuff from Costco might be the way to go.
Speaker 5:Do it, I promise you do it, I really enjoy Costco. I was so skeptical about it and I'm just like I'm never like gonna do any of this and like go grocery shopping High quality, and then you're done and you pay $1.50 for a full-ass hot dog and a 20-ounce soda. Alright, 20-ounce soda earns you $3 at a gas station. You get that and a hot dog for $1.50.
Speaker 1:My problem is I forget that I have a Costco membership, but then I don't go. Gas is cheaper.
Speaker 2:Zeno just goes. I'm a DoorDash instead.
Speaker 1:Yeah, unfortunately.
Speaker 2:And now he has $3,000 of DoorDash fees.
Speaker 1:I don't think I quite have that. Let me check. Actually, I haven't gotten DoorDash in a while.
Speaker 2:Did you know there's a way on Steam that you can see how much you spent on Steam? Oh, I don't even want to know if you go to I believe it's where is it at. You go to your is it edit? Profile. Where's it at? I'm trying to remember how to get. Where is it? I'm trying to remember how to get to it.
Speaker 4:Where is it at?
Speaker 2:I'm trying to remember how to get to it. There's a way you go to account details, store prep. No, it's account details. I'll find it. I'll find it.
Speaker 4:Hold on, folks, he's going to find it. Just give him some time.
Speaker 2:You guys keep talking.
Speaker 5:I just cold cocked my fucking microphone right into my keyboard.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oops.
Speaker 1:Sorry about that. I'm trying to find how much I've spent on DoorDash.
Speaker 5:Oh god.
Speaker 3:I feel like there was somewhere that you could find that information.
Speaker 1:I'm sure there is Coco and Lil told me, because Lil's was like insane, it's like nine grand.
Speaker 2:God damn.
Speaker 4:Like I feel like I at least gotta be somewhere in the hundreds, because I don't use it. That often.
Speaker 1:Well, I've saved $2,500 in fees, so I got to have spent more than that.
Speaker 2:That's good.
Speaker 1:Get help.
Speaker 5:I need help, you're right, costco Kirkland pizza Get four pizzas for $12. All pepperoni. It's like generic, you know oven pizza. But hey, I mean, when it hits eight o'clock you have an a and you're like, what are we having for dinner? And you just pop pizza in the oven for fucking 12 minutes and it only costs you three dollars. I'm in for that honestly, that's not bad.
Speaker 4:That's not bad at all.
Speaker 5:Feed two people in for that shit.
Speaker 1:I can't see where you can see your total.
Speaker 5:It's because your amount is so astronomical, they can't display it in numerical value. Probably.
Speaker 2:I gotta search this up.
Speaker 4:Did you guys growing up ever play Worms Armageddon? No, no.
Speaker 1:I have played.
Speaker 2:Worms Armageddon? No, no, I have played Worms.
Speaker 5:I had a thought today. I think this applies more to Zeno and E rather than Coco, because Coco wasn't poor. What was your guys' poor kid food?
Speaker 1:What do you mean? Poor kid food Like your go-to meal.
Speaker 5:Like the go-to. Like hey, it's dinner time, what's everyone having? Mine was mayo and cheese sandwiches. Let me rephrase that miracle whip and cheese sandwiches yeah, my parents also got miracle.
Speaker 1:What I'm like I'm like a white bread because it was cheaper yeah, yeah, um, we definitely had mayonnaise and cheese sandwiches, but like what I can recall more commonly than that, is like we always had spaghetti, because spaghetti is just super fucking cheap to make yep, but not only spaghetti. We had bread and butter with that spaghetti and you scoop the spaghetti up on the bread and butter and eat that shit like a fucking sandwich. Yeah.
Speaker 4:Funny thing is that was going to be my exact answer, because we did the exact same thing.
Speaker 2:I found out how to find it.
Speaker 5:You go to help.
Speaker 2:No, you go to help Steam support.
Speaker 1:On Steam.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you go to help and then you go to Steam support and then from Steam support when is help On the top bar? Yeah, you go to help and then you go to steam support and then from steam support on the top bar.
Speaker 1:Oh, I'm not in the right fucking page. I need a lot of people's steam support on that page.
Speaker 4:Go to my account uh-huh data related to your account right baloney we had a shit had a thing for bologna, a thing for external funds used. Fried bologna. Still holds true. Still holds true. What are we?
Speaker 2:all knowing about. Take a guess on how much I've spent on Steam. Oh God, Three bucks.
Speaker 4:No.
Speaker 2:Higher than $3. Take a guess on how much I've spent on steam, oh god uh, three bucks, no higher than three dollars.
Speaker 5:It's higher twelve hundred dollars higher I feel like it's a lot more than higher than twelve hundred, it's only one. Uh, twelve hundred, it's not bad. $3,749.
Speaker 1:Coco's way more than that. Coco, you're at $10,000.
Speaker 2:A little higher $11,000? A little bit higher $11,500? Just a smidge higher $12,000? $11,700? A little bit lower for Murky $11,600. I'll say $11,600 is close enough. A little bit lower for murky 11 6 5 I'll say. I'll say 11 6, 5 is close enough 11 641 dollars and 73 cents yeah my god that's how much has zine bro spent uh, let's go 5k, yeah, yeah, 49 52.
Speaker 1:God damn close, let's go 5K. Yeah, yeah, 49.52.
Speaker 2:That's goddamn close, you gotta also remember this is yeah we never said we were good with our money. I mean to be fair that's we never played.
Speaker 3:we good with our money.
Speaker 2:That's 11K, since like 2012.
Speaker 5:Right.
Speaker 2:So like that's 11K over what like 13, 14 years. Yeah, that's, that's 11k over what like 13 14 years. Yeah that's not a problem. Especially with how many expansions and games.
Speaker 5:What I spent on cigarettes fucking dwarves.
Speaker 1:And he's. You know what's sad is. Out of that five grand, I've played like two grand of the games.
Speaker 2:Yeah, out of that fucking 11 grand, I've probably played like fucking two grand of the games. Yeah, out of that fucking 11 grand, I've probably played like fucking two grand of the games. I buy too much shit on sale and then I don't buy it. Or the worst thing is is I would technically have played them, but you buy them and then you play them for like two hours and then you forget about them. And then you're like two weeks later you're like shit. I should have refunded that.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:And then you realize, it wasn't two weeks later, it was actually two years later.
Speaker 1:Right, and then you sit and think about what happened in the last two years and how you ended up in this position.
Speaker 2:The fuck happened? Have you guys seen the TikTok videos of like what the colors look like in 2020 to like 2024 and then like 2025, it's like the colors are back. It's like brighter and more vibrant outside. What apparently? Apparently people are thinking that like it was just dull and dreary the last like five, four years and people went and took videos outside and they're like it seems brighter and more colorful than usual outside glad they had a mental breakthrough, but this is fucking wild.
Speaker 3:It's the same shit.
Speaker 5:Trust me, I've been out there the whole time. It's the same shit.
Speaker 2:Must just be my autistic-ass TikTok going off. There, my TikTok today was filled with.
Speaker 5:I fucking uh, what's the term they're using for your like soul, animal or soul pet, soul animal, spirit animal, whatever, what? Uh, spirit yeah, I spirit animaled so hard like I did this and it's about their pets dying and like the things they do when they die and shit.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna spirit tomb you.
Speaker 5:And I'm like well, now I'm sad.
Speaker 1:I have no idea what you're talking about, Dude. That's what my TikTok was today?
Speaker 5:Was I spear animaled so hard?
Speaker 2:Now my TikTok doesn't seem that weird, does it?
Speaker 5:My favorite blanket got wrapped around my dead dog and buried six feet in the dirt.
Speaker 2:Does mine seem more weird or less weird than this?
Speaker 4:About equal. Okay, I was going weird or less weird than this about equal.
Speaker 5:Okay, I was gonna say less weird. It just made me fucking sad all day. Do you need help? It's like you get your. You know your spirit pet, I mean do you need to talk to your mom. I got her down here, no.
Speaker 1:I don't want to fucking talk to her right, that's not what.
Speaker 3:I need Murky's not smoking so much. I want to talk to Murky's mom, stop smoking so much.
Speaker 5:She's already got your number.
Speaker 1:Oh, she's calling you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, one second. I got to fucking make a phone call, brb.
Speaker 3:I told.
Speaker 5:Graham shit.
Speaker 2:Dude, giving Switch your fucking phone number is probably the worst mistake we've done ever, because now he's just like I'm gonna call that bitch you got off. You got off yesterday just as me and him both hopped on, because I saw you on and me and I hopped on and I was like, oh he must have left right as I started my computer and switch had the exact same thing happen and he was like I was watching dnd I'm gonna call his ass. I was like man giving you.
Speaker 2:Giving you his phone number is the worst decision ever I'm weird dude.
Speaker 5:I prefer phone calls. I to a degree texting is kind of.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna call you at fucking midnight.
Speaker 5:now I can't provide the appropriate emotions or intentions through text messages. I can't do that with voice either, which is why I like text message. It's because you're fucking haunted.
Speaker 2:It gives me a little bit of time to think about what I've said Instead of just blurting it the fuck out.
Speaker 1:And then read it and just go.
Speaker 5:Nah, that's not the one I want. Oh yeah, Coco's just diagnosing every text that comes in, Like what's this mean?
Speaker 2:Pretty much. I don't see any meaning in text. Neither do I see any meaning in most of the stuff people say.
Speaker 5:Right right.
Speaker 1:That was very evident when we were at that hotel bar and you're like hey Zeno you wanna take that shit you were talking about earlier? Yeah, do you think? Maybe?
Speaker 2:you said you had the shit.
Speaker 1:You still got shit right. You should probably go take that shit now.
Speaker 2:I mean, if you knew that I was actually. If you knew, if you would have known that I was actually autistic. You could use that to your advantage and be like see, I'm just helping out the autistic people.
Speaker 3:I'm sorry.
Speaker 5:So look, ladies, I'm gonna be honest. My autistic friend is saying this, but if you could excuse me for a second, I have to take a shit.
Speaker 1:I do have to take a wicked shit. I did in fact have to take a shit. I do have to take a wicked shit. I did in fact have to take a shit. He's right.
Speaker 5:But that's not the point. I will tell you guys about the. I will tell you guys about the woman at the hotel bar when I was out on training in Virginia.
Speaker 2:I don't know that. I've heard this.
Speaker 5:So me and a buddy who was another manager of some local retail parts store and like we'd worked together previously for quite some time, we were both managing stores for the same company and they sent us both down to Virginia for training. So we're like we're not flying. We rented this fucking brand new Chrysler 200 at the time to drive down there and we did. And the very first night of the bar there is a woman there who is you guys have seen me drunk. This bitch was hammered, hammered like blackout drunk, and she's like which one of you guys are gonna like take me home kind of thing, like and by home I mean just up to our, my room or your room or whatever works and uh, his name was nick, me and nick were like uh, neither one of us like hon you, you look like you're kind of you know having a hard time or you know getting over something. She's like fuck you, like I, just one one of you guys fucking I was offering you a favor kind of deal. I'm like I don't think so.
Speaker 5:The bartender was like you have to leave, like you can't be here. She's like fuck you, I have a room. That revoked her room that night. Like kicked her out, fucking she was at a casino or something. No, this was at a hotel, wow. And uh, we tried helping her for a second. And then, like she was at a casino or something no, this was at a hotel, wow. And Like we tried helping her for a second. And then, like she said they're all pissed off and she's like take it, like was taking bites from this other guy's like food Next year. And that's when the cops showed up and they're like you need to leave. And they're like are you guys all good? I was like I'm good, dude enough, I'm okay um she let that intrusive thought win of taking other people.
Speaker 5:She's trying she's trying to get some dick and then she's like well, I'm not gonna get laid, so I'm gonna eat, I'm gonna make it a problem, I'm gonna yeah I'm gonna eat some more food and fucking. Your bread and steak looks real good.
Speaker 2:That's fucking wild, I'm assuming that guy got more food after she was eating it.
Speaker 5:He got his meal comped as soon as she touched his shit.
Speaker 2:That's fucking wild, you know, because I've had the thought, like when somebody walks by me with like a thing of french fries, I'm like, ooh, those look good. You've had that thought, everybody's had that thought, but I've never done it.
Speaker 5:I've never done it.
Speaker 1:I've seen a post one time that this person said just average Joe person was sitting at this restaurant and he's like Bill Murray walked into this restaurant and walked by his table as he was getting seated and Bill Murray reached onto his plate, grabbed a french fry, ate. It looked at this guy and goes no one will ever believe you. And then walked away and he's like did Bill Murray just fucking steal one of my fries and then gaslight me?
Speaker 2:That's pretty funny. But he's absolutely correct that nobody would believe him. But I would kind of believe the story if it told to me that way. Yeah, sounds like something somebody would do it's pretty hilarious.
Speaker 1:It was something absolutely Bill Murray would do, I feel like actually, you know, nobody will ever believe.
Speaker 2:You probably probably made it more believable. You guys remember Osmosis Jones. I do, oh my god, I remember him.
Speaker 5:Nobody will ever believe. You probably made it more believable. You guys remember Osmosis Jones, I do.
Speaker 2:Oh my god, I remember him.
Speaker 5:Ate the bad fucking egg that was in a chimp's mouth. Oh yeah, I forgot that.
Speaker 2:Was that a movie or TV series? I can't remember.
Speaker 4:It was a movie and it got a TV series later. That's why I remember it as both. Oh hey Littles. Was that a movie or TV series? I can't remember.
Speaker 2:It was a movie and it got a TV series later. Yeah, okay, that's why I remember it as both. No, hey, littles.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, the movie had Chris Rock as Osmosis Jones Memory serves.
Speaker 1:Yes, that makes sense.
Speaker 5:I don't remember who is the big pill guy, but I was like this pill guy could fuck everybody up because he just doesn't try to.
Speaker 4:The guy who was Frazier. Was that him? I don't know. I'm really bad with actor names, so I'm sure whoever is listening to us yelling at us, I apologize. I can remember movie details, but I never remember fuck them, fuck them.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what happened to us?
Speaker 1:just shitting on our fucking listeners, remember, and that was a thing yeah, we still do.
Speaker 2:He's just.
Speaker 1:He's just fucking stupid yeah, fucking, you broke character there for a second chris I'm gonna need you, I going to need you to say something bad about our listeners.
Speaker 2:Krista Huh, Say something mean about our listeners.
Speaker 6:You guys smell bad yeah.
Speaker 1:You guys smell like fucking trash. You know what.
Speaker 2:You know what that smells like boys, it smells like little bitch In this fucking car on your way To your 9 to 5 job.
Speaker 1:That's what it smells like.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you thought it smelled like Coca-Cola.
Speaker 4:Imagine sitting at your desk right now at work, fucking loser.
Speaker 1:What time is it? Right now, cause I left at 5.45am For work this morning.
Speaker 5:You motherfuckers, what time is it? Right now, because I left at 5 45 am for work this morning. You motherfuckers, what time is it? 5 46 all right.
Speaker 1:Well, that's all I got.
Speaker 2:I think that's a wrap. We did, that's solid, that's good, that's a solid little bit.
Speaker 5:You're welcome listeners, you're welcome.
Speaker 2:Good thing I started early so we didn't miss some of that content at the beginning, because we can't.
Speaker 4:I feel like this first episode in, like what Three, four episodes where I'm actually consistently talking and didn't just get burnt out.
Speaker 2:I love it, it's great.
Speaker 1:I love it. It's good shit, boys. You guys remember getting one nine power card?
Speaker 5:in Chain of Memories. What? Yeah the geese, you guys remember, chain of Memories. We got one uh like nine power card when, uh, you had plays riku. Yeah, I remember that you can suck my fucking dick, or shit.
Speaker 2:All right, goodbye, goodbye.
