ADHD After Dark
ADHD After Dark is the unfiltered podcast where a group of hilarious dudes with ADHD gather to talk about anything and everything that comes to mind. Brace yourself for an explicit and comedic rollercoaster ride, as we dive into the depths of randomness, pushing the boundaries of humor and edginess.
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ADHD After Dark
S4 E6: Toes Out, Phones Down: We Almost Made a Feet Finder Account
What began as a cigarette intervention quickly spiraled into one of our wildest episodes yet. When we calculated that Murky spends over $14,500 annually on cigarettes, we hatched a plan to release his phone number one digit at a time until he cuts back—but that was just the beginning of our journey down the rabbit hole.
The conversation takes a sharp turn when we stumble upon Feet Finder, an online marketplace where people sell photos of their feet to fetishists. What starts as a joke quickly becomes a genuine exploration of this unusual economy. We scroll through dozens of niche categories, from "smelly feet" to "toe jam," and discover that some sellers claim to make $800 in just their first two months. Before we know it, we're making accounts and comparing seller strategies, questioning whether this might be the side hustle none of us knew we needed.
Just when you think the episode couldn't get more unpredictable, we transform into an impromptu game show called "Game Breaker." The twist? Players must answer personal questions about the host without knowing the secret rule that determines correct answers. As the game progresses, personal revelations emerge—including our host's paralyzing fear of up escalators (stemming from witnessing an elderly woman perpetually tumbling as a child) and a traumatic encounter with stingrays that left lasting psychological scars.
Whether you're fascinated by unconventional online economies, enjoy watching friends figure out hidden game rules in real-time, or simply want to hear grown adults discuss their deepest fears while making inappropriate jokes, this episode delivers on all fronts. By the end, you'll understand why escalators, stingrays, and foot photography will never be the same for any of us.
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murky's a cigarette addict I'm addicted most.
Speaker 2:Most people that smoke cigarettes are. Did you know? We're supposed to remind them? Twenty dollars, twenty dollars. So at the end of the podcast we're gonna dox murky's phone number so everybody can just text them twenty dollars at random moments throughout the day. That's fun.
Speaker 4:we're not just going to drop an all as one number. We're going to leave little cryptid hints, Right, right.
Speaker 1:Dusty came in and was like I'm not in this.
Speaker 2:Tell Dusty our plan. Oh, maybe, like every episode that Murky doesn't like reduce the amount of cigarettes he smokes, maybe, like every episode that Murky Doesn't like reduce the amount of cigarettes he smokes, we'll drop one digit. Yeah, he really smokes two packs a day.
Speaker 4:I'm pretty close, like that Beastie Boys song.
Speaker 1:So like every podcast every week.
Speaker 2:That Murky. Doesn't smoke less cigarettes, we'll drop one number Of his phone number.
Speaker 1:You realize that's $280. A paycheck, and smoke less cigarettes. We'll drop one number of his phone number. You realize that's $280 a paycheck.
Speaker 3:Yeah, oh yeah, we did the math.
Speaker 1:Okay, it's $14,560 a year.
Speaker 2:And you're killing Dusty and the kitty cats due to your secondhand smoke and your unborn child.
Speaker 1:Do you know how much money they probably take out of you in taxes in a year? Double the amount, only double the amount that you're spending on cigarettes. So you're giving literally the tax money that you're giving. Imagine half of the tax money you're giving the government is also is now being eaten up by cigarettes and you still have to pay the government. Big tobacco.
Speaker 2:Murky has his tax check sent to my house so I can cash those bitches at any time. It's our house if the government's listening.
Speaker 1:The government is listening.
Speaker 2:They're coming to get all of us, especially you E we don't fall in line.
Speaker 1:How's eBay?
Speaker 2:They're going to come for you because you're autistic. They're making a list and they're making you a poster child.
Speaker 4:They're making a list for fucking autism, I think the reason why they're doing that is they're gonna make life hard for people to try to get, like their children, diagnosed as autistic so that way they can be like look, we cured autism by just having people be afraid because of repercussions of having an autistic child.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that seems like the only. It doesn't sound like the.
Speaker 2:U S government.
Speaker 1:I mean, you know, before, before January of 2025, it, it, it wasn't. Um, apparently, uh, russia at one point had offered Ukraine a I think it was a 30 hour ceasefire or something like that, and they kind of expected Ukraine to attack them during the ceasefire. And they could have been like, oh, whoa, whoa, look see, they broke the ceasefire. They don't want to keep the war going. And then what is his name? Zielinski or whatever? He was like yeah, how about we just make it 30 days? And Putin was like, oh no, we can't do that. And then, apparently, he attacked Ukraine and Donald Trump was like don't do that, please stop, please stop attacking Ukraine, we don't want that, which was a very rare rebuke for him did he say it just like that?
Speaker 1:uh, probably don't do that. We don't want that we don't want that we don't want that okay.
Speaker 2:I gotta go golfing. If you're tagging Ukraine, I can't go loving, I need't go golfing, I need to go golfing. I actually wanted to go. I found a new course in Ukraine.
Speaker 1:I want to go in Ukraine Please don't bomb me.
Speaker 2:You can't attack during these days. I will be there.
Speaker 1:Just Dusty running.
Speaker 3:She's like.
Speaker 1:Did she realize we don't record the video anymore? You like you don't cast visibility because you're covering your face. That's lubang. Whenever he's trying to sneak around something he's like you can't see me fucking sweating bullets the entire time fucking lubang rolls a one and he's on his fucking tippy toes going. You know the little fucking, the xylophone high pitch thing.
Speaker 1:A piano note plays every time as you walk through the hall and you're just like can't see me. Oh god, that was fun in person, especially when lubang killed me I'm so ready for our next in-person session.
Speaker 4:I'm killing you. That was awesome. Was it Lubong who killed you, or was it the fireball? No, I mean, if it wasn't for it, lyra knocked him, but I critted him and didn't I crit switch too? Yeah, yes, you did. Yeah, If it wasn't for the fact that you critted me I probably live the fireball.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, I just, and then, and then, all the dice you rolled. You rolled a bunch of sixes and fives on your d6 and, uh, you fucking shoved your goddamn axe. I mean, I was like, as soon as I heard the numbers, I was like, all right, I'm gonna fucking use my great sword.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna use my magical great sword.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna use my new skill that I just got, which halves the damage, but I'm probably still pretty hurt uh, spoiler, I was, so I'm I'm gonna make a feat finder account so I can start selling my feet pics. Yeah, you guys want to hear the categories.
Speaker 1:Oh god you're actually making a feat finder account so actually making one Finder account.
Speaker 3:Zeno told me about this. You need to share the screen right now. You need to share your screen right now. We need to see this right now.
Speaker 1:This is a bit now.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 1:Zeno, Feet Finder, everybody. This has to go. Better than the fans Lee.
Speaker 2:Alright, popular content right, oh God, view millions of foot fetish pictures and videos. Yeah, popular categories. High heels OK, souls Nail polish Socks these are pretty normal. Lotion Pedicure, dirty feet I can get down on the dirty feet one. Okay, I got some dirty feet, male, obviously. Yep, yep, I'm in the categories. Popular categories might add dancer tattoo showing face why do you stay out of showing face?
Speaker 1:why do you go to feed finder for showing face? What and nylon? There's more categories.
Speaker 2:Get in nylon.
Speaker 4:I see you putting on some.
Speaker 2:I put on some nylon. Oh my god, asmr arched Asian BBW.
Speaker 1:BDSM.
Speaker 3:I'm going to be honest.
Speaker 1:Those heels do not look comfortable.
Speaker 2:No, they look awful. Boots, chubby feet, I don't really have chubby feet.
Speaker 4:I don't think for a second. I read dancer as cancer and I'm like what?
Speaker 1:cancer feet that's one's missing, fucking melanoma. I have two toes on this one. Oh my god, it's actually. It's actually not even their feet, it's actually. The balls have gone to the floor like the South Park episode. So the balls are in the picture too Dirty feet Actually.
Speaker 2:Ian and I talked about on lunch with another co-worker. We were at Qdoba and this co-worker is always trying to tell me that I need to get sponsored by Qdoba so we can get free Qdoba. And he was like you're going to start a fee finder? Just for the love of God, please get sponsored by Qdoba. And I was like I'll just do a recording of me in the bathtub and I'll just take a full burrito and just throw it at my feet.
Speaker 1:Like stomp on it, Smash it all around and then stick it through the fucking shower drain.
Speaker 2:Well, he was like you know, Coco would probably eat it and I was like I could see him doing it. There would have to be a lot of rules in place, Like I would have had to just wash my feet. Yeah, Sanitized my feet. I then also have some kind of like thin layer plastic that's protecting it from the tub before coco might take a bite of said food and squash by I don't know, I I could get pretty weird in the moment, especially if it's if it's for a joke.
Speaker 1:I might lick it off your toes if they were dirty, but the feet would have to be clean. Like I mean, I said, I might lick it off your toes if they weren't. I mean, if it was for a really funny joke, I might be, I might get committed, do it and then be like I regret everything. I just did, yeah, but was it funny?
Speaker 2:right, um. So moving on. We have chubby feet dancer feet.
Speaker 4:Did we get the shot?
Speaker 1:if we weren't recording what shit there's toe jam in my mouth. Yeah, we didn't get the fucking recording I taste the toe sweat you already did it once. What's one more time? Dill is in his car fucking dry heaving right now I hope he is farha's fucking drinking a bottle of coke and loving it he's like fuck yeah, tell me more tell me more he's fucking rubbing his nipples with two coke bottles, we got a dirty feet category.
Speaker 2:Dominatrix, ebony, you think it's wrong like it? Obviously black facing is going wrong. What about black feeding?
Speaker 1:that would just be dirty feet still wrong, that would just be dirty, I don't know.
Speaker 2:I mean, yeah, I guess. So I'm putting something on my feet to make them. I guess that color, yeah which you could argue is dirty because it's foreign to what my feet normally look like I think we're getting too far into dirty versus you go on to fishnet yeah, yeah, fishnet Okay.
Speaker 1:That looks painful Food. Here's our Qdoba category.
Speaker 2:There you go, all right.
Speaker 1:So, humiliation you want me to humiliate you with my feet Fucking stock images. The humiliation is somebody smiling, with pearly lines pointing at you and going.
Speaker 4:Al, that's not the kind of humiliation. Hi, girl, right the what the girl? I have no idea what that is. Oh, yes, yes, shittiest cell phone quality and all it is is she keeps throwing pies in people's faces and just insulting them with like grade school level insults and people sign up for like months. Just have this woman do that to her.
Speaker 2:I wish I could be that. You know vice versa. Have her do that Right. No kidding Like why didn't I think of that shit when I was younger?
Speaker 1:You probably did. And you were like yeah, nobody's gonna fucking like that shit, indian feet you probably did, and you were like yeah, nobody's gonna fucking like that shit. Indian feet, indian jewelry has a fuck ton of weight from it. Long toes I'm counting the number of toes.
Speaker 2:Anyone got long toes that motherfucker does have some long toes, dude yeah those are. Does anyone else have long toes? I do not.
Speaker 1:Do you have long toes?
Speaker 2:I might have long toes.
Speaker 4:I never really compared my toes to anybody else.
Speaker 1:I. I never really compared my toes to anybody else's I mean, I can grab stuff with my toes, but those toes can just give you a foot job with one toe, with one foot.
Speaker 2:I feel so wrong for saying this, but you know what would really pull in some money. I bet as if, like you know, a couple of us started feet finders or maybe all four of us and then we interlocked our toes together like they're holding hands.
Speaker 1:I can't wait to see which one of you guys gets stuck with me, because then I'm going to transfer the stank to you.
Speaker 2:My skin's crawling thinking about toes being interlocked.
Speaker 4:It's supposed to be spelled with a W.
Speaker 1:yes, we're going to scroll down and that's going to be the category. It's going to be wholesome and it's going to be feet fucking hearts.
Speaker 2:Male feet, obviously Mature feet.
Speaker 1:Measuring feet? What the fuck.
Speaker 2:Where's the measuring dick porn?
Speaker 1:category at.
Speaker 2:Nail polish. I would do some nail polish. It'd be a little difficult to explain if I'm ever somewhere in my fucking just show them the fucking receipts from the site. Yeah, just be like. Yeah, so I here's how much I paid.
Speaker 1:I went to fucking dollar tree, bought some nail polish and now I made a thousand dollars by just posting a picture so uh, nylon, obviously I.
Speaker 2:I put some pantyhose on. I ain't got. I ain't got. No shame with that pedicure who gets some petty. I, I, I could go for a free pedicure done laugh?
Speaker 1:yes, I have feels amazing your name on it which one platform heels I like how the picture is just a picture of shoes, so like what is it? Not even are you just like taking a picture of you and platform heels.
Speaker 2:I like how the picture is just a picture of shoes, so like what is it? Are you just like taking a picture of you in platform.
Speaker 1:Heels like yeah either that you're just taking a picture of your fucking shoes just like knees down. I want, I want hairy shin disappearing into platform. That's a different kind of we got sandals.
Speaker 2:Uh showing face smelly murky.
Speaker 1:How do you?
Speaker 3:fucking take a picture of stink.
Speaker 2:Uh, make a green line, maybe it's a video like yeah, we just gotta like be closed in a room with. Murky should have just taken everyone should have just taken a video.
Speaker 1:Should have just taken a video of Murky's feet whenever we were driving home in my car. And he fucking took his shoes off and we were all trapped. Someone stole my shoes.
Speaker 2:thank you, yeah and it fucking ended up in my face.
Speaker 3:And I ended up going back. Switch stole it.
Speaker 4:I think he started it. He did not steal it, I stole it. Switch stuck it. I think he started it. I stole it.
Speaker 1:Switch stuck it in his His whole shnod Right into my shoe and I'm like that's the dumbest thing I've ever seen anybody do.
Speaker 3:You're gonna die.
Speaker 1:I'm not the one that fucking decided to smell it, but I was also driving and I was like get that shit out of here. It smells. And then it got stuck on my mustache for a little bit the fucking foot particles guys check this out.
Speaker 2:We do the smelly feet right, oh my god. We do the smelly category with murky, and then we all collectively throw up on our feet and murky's feet. Then we got smelly feet and dirty feet two different categories. We can capitalize probably a vomit category there probably is uh, sneakers, I have sneakers, I have socks too. Souls stomping stomping. Why is this guy so scared? Why?
Speaker 1:is he so small tattoo?
Speaker 4:is he?
Speaker 1:no, let's go, let's go, get your feet down below, maybe I could just do like is this like? Well, you couldn't, so you couldn't wear shoes for a minute. Wait, click on. Click on one of those, you could get caged sticks. Oh my god. On one foot there's like an entire 12 toes six toes wait. Click on 12 toes. Damn it. Oh, I gotta sign in.
Speaker 2:Oh my god, anime feet.
Speaker 1:Asian babe, we're just gonna scroll through, just scroll down, and we'll just say some of the ones that pop up. Why are big boobs in here? We're looking at feet.
Speaker 2:Big boobs and feet. I mean you can see tits and feet.
Speaker 4:Hang on wait, wait, wait, wait, Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 1:British If we're just looking at feet like how are? We going to be able to tell if a foot's British, it's the bottom half of their mouth, their teeth are all super fucked up.
Speaker 4:It goes to British.
Speaker 2:Yeah, callous, feet.
Speaker 1:I got some calloused feet. Cowgirl is just Straight up.
Speaker 2:Classy. I feel like he's a classy kind of guy. Put those piggies down.
Speaker 1:You're fucking giving away the money, murky, I can smell that over here. Dildo, dildo feet. Yeah, dildo Dildo's a thing. Dirty talking with your feet. Doggy style Sign talking with your feet. Okay.
Speaker 2:Doggy style, like sign language with your feet.
Speaker 1:Exam.
Speaker 2:Erotic.
Speaker 1:Dumb feet. What you fucking idiot? Your feet are so stupid, bet they couldn't pass an English test.
Speaker 2:Blind attendant Emo feet. What is Florida feet?
Speaker 4:exactly.
Speaker 1:You don't know. Foot dummy, do you know?
Speaker 3:No, no, I don't, oh yeah look we got Fupa, fupa feet Goth grinding Hentai.
Speaker 1:You knew that was coming.
Speaker 4:Hungry, hungry feet, hose under trousers hose under trousers smashing what is that?
Speaker 1:oh my god, ghetto feet, ghetto feet.
Speaker 4:I don't know because, they spell this hose like garden hose. I don't know what garden hose under trunks.
Speaker 1:Interracial feet, kinky feet, kinky Knockers, little tits, little tits, lesdom. Missing toenail, that's probably the worst.
Speaker 4:How do you go missionary? How does missionary?
Speaker 1:That's probably the missing. Toenail is probably the worst one that I've seen so far.
Speaker 2:Oh, my god.
Speaker 3:I don't either. Native.
Speaker 1:Hawaiian feet. There's your orgasm Oil Obese.
Speaker 2:Pedal pumping what?
Speaker 1:is pedal pumping, polydactyl, oh boy.
Speaker 4:That's like webbed feet yeah, I think right uh, yeah, no, because the polydactyl cat has extra toes. Okay, yeah, you're right okay, it's extra toes.
Speaker 1:Okay, raunchy retro shoe play, shoe play. There we go slightly dirty spy just a little dirty just a little dirty. Strap on, wait, swallow. I don't like what that one could probably be, that one's probably. That was probably there you go murky, smelly and smoking, smelly, smoking sweaty murky, there's a whole fucking look, I'm in my hoochie daddy shorts.
Speaker 2:You could afford the $20 for every fucking two packs of cigarettes after doing this and to cap it all off, they got your category there, marky T-Girl.
Speaker 1:Wait, did they have a femboy category? Oh, let's see Femdom. Femdom. Nah damn it. All right, marky, you're dressing up as femboy hooters. I don't think I am Femdom. Nah damn it. Alright, murky, you're dressing up as Femboy Hooters. I don't think I am Femboy Hooters. Maybe they got the Doppler Raider on here. Webtoes, webtoes.
Speaker 2:How is your Feet webbed? Webtoes makes sense. It says webbed feet. Your feet are stuck together feet webbed.
Speaker 1:Webbed toes makes sense. It says webbed feet. Your feet are stuck together like your toes. You're just a mermaid at that point I don't like the mental image. I just got a webbed foot. Wait, wait, wait. Webbed feet is just a fucking fin. You would just be a mermaid, like at that point.
Speaker 3:Mermaids are just Mermaids are just right Mermaids are just fucking.
Speaker 1:Mermaids are just tubas with web feet.
Speaker 2:So confirm mermaids exist, then right, they must.
Speaker 1:They have to. They have to. There's a whole category of porn of them. Oh, Chris X-ray.
Speaker 2:X-ray feet.
Speaker 1:All right, um, so you're signing up.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I already selected sellers cause. Uh well, let's go back to the homepage. You can view slash, buy feet picks or selfie picks. I went to sell feet picks. Oh boy, uh. To greatly increase the ability for sellers to make sales, we're now starting a subscription of $4.99 per month, or $14.99 per year, for all new sellers on our platform, after their ID verified. This subscription can be canceled at any time. We'll use these funds to launch major marketing campaigns to attract new buyers for you, along with constantly working on adding new features to greatly increase your chances of sales. The monthly subscription will also ensure an amazing experience for all our users and bring in new sales opportunities.
Speaker 1:The transactions will appear as FLRT Inc, not Feet Finder, to preserve privacy on your bank statements. I don't know if somebody saw my bank statement and saw Flirt Inc. They might be a little concerned. There may be some questions that get asked um username xenophy 38 oh, we're gonna have to fucking add. Oh yeah, good thing, we're not video recording this. Don't say your email out loud. I can't. You're gonna have, you're gonna have so much video recording this. Don't say your email out loud.
Speaker 3:I can't.
Speaker 1:You're going to have so much spam from this.
Speaker 2:Should I make a new? I'm going to make a new email. That's a good plan.
Speaker 1:That's a good plan. It's a good fucking plan. Just put the ADHD after dark email in at this point. That's where all my trash goes.
Speaker 3:Oops.
Speaker 1:This is probably the second dumbest thing we've done. The first dumbest was playing three porn games and Murky getting to the point where he just complained about the Doppler. He only remember me. A man is the best part you got. I had to tell you the next day you were super mad.
Speaker 2:You said we're in my business. Yes, you said.
Speaker 1:I'm going to fucking, I'm fucking out, and then I'll be back, and you were so angry, and then you'll be back, and you were so angry and then you never came back and I was like he is upset drunk, that's it, dude. I can't remember, you can't remember it, but I played it back.
Speaker 1:That has not happened but you can't remember it. But I played it back for you and you were like ooh, like literally the next day you were like because I was telling you how mad you were and you were like ah no, I wasn't that mad, I was like you sure not a good look, not a good look it was pretty funny Wazino's filling this out. You guys all have a good time at my place, especially we all fuck switch multiple times multiple times.
Speaker 2:Switch climbed in the bed with me and I didn't even realize he was in bed with me until he was getting under the covers. I didn't realize he was in the room.
Speaker 1:That motherfucker stealthy as hell if I remember correctly I watched you low key is he did and then me and him had sex in my room, which crept into Coco's room and was basically getting into bed with.
Speaker 4:Coco. I think actually Switch was humping Coco before.
Speaker 1:Coco ever woke up my phone is acting up, acting crazy. It's acting crazy.
Speaker 4:Blow up on Fee Finder the slight amount of toe knuckle fuzz that he has.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, the toe knuckle fuzz. I wonder if there's toe knuckle fuzz category.
Speaker 2:Uh huh.
Speaker 1:There had to be a Harry in there, right there definitely was.
Speaker 2:There was. Yeah, Harry was definitely in there. Your account was ready.
Speaker 4:We'll save, shave some of my ass hair and put it on your.
Speaker 2:I don't need any help, I assure you.
Speaker 4:You can call yourself a Xeno-squatch.
Speaker 1:I'm just saying, I mean, that's not the worst thing you've ever heard. That's not bad. Yeah, Xeno-squatch is incredible.
Speaker 4:Xeno-squatch dude, I'll shave my ass right now.
Speaker 1:Xeno-feet38 at gmail. Send your feet pics there no, don't send me feet pics please yeah you good, murky, send him feet pics, do it, I will dox your number right now. Yeah, you good, murky, send him feed pics.
Speaker 2:Do it.
Speaker 1:I will dox your number right now, just saying yeah, we will dox your email and your feed pics.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, we will start recording video again.
Speaker 1:We will open up the email and say it out loud on the air.
Speaker 2:So this is your warning that? If you said it, where did you hear about us? Where?
Speaker 1:did I hear about them say email? The hub, wait other other, you gotta do other other adhd after dark podcast no, no, no, no, no, no foot tattoo. Somebody put a tattoo on their website on their foot.
Speaker 2:So then we start getting fucking promo material from them.
Speaker 1:Oh dude, this is ADHD after podcast Sorry, I got excited and I was laughing while typing Dude, this is the exact same form nobody read my birthday it's uh january 1st of of sometime in the 90s why you gotta do this, why you gotta do this to me fun fact xeno's, born on january 1st, the default date of every calendar. I had a fucking hard reset my phone. It was just not not having any of it.
Speaker 2:I gotta send, I gotta get my ID. I'll be right back.
Speaker 1:This is how you know it's serious. I didn't actually think we were going to be on Feet Finder tonight with Zimbro.
Speaker 4:I mean, he told me he was thinking about doing it, so I'm not surprised. Feet Finder, daddy, how much.
Speaker 2:He told me he was thinking about doing it, so I'm not surprised. Feet finder. Daddy, how much taco meat did you eat, coco?
Speaker 1:Dude, I'm still eating it because it's in the freezer, hell yeah. Dude it's like it's probably. I've probably eaten a pound of taco meat since since that trip and I put like whatever I couldn't eat in the freezer for me to pull out later at some time because I was like I'm not gonna let it all go bad, so it'll be good for a while. It's gonna be a bitch to fucking separate, but should be fine.
Speaker 3:Right.
Speaker 2:Should I bitch?
Speaker 4:to fucking separate.
Speaker 2:But should be fine, right? Should I do some reviews? Look at some reviews of FeeFinder. Before I give them my ID, it's too late. Selfie with ID even better.
Speaker 1:You have to take your dick out in the selfie. I'm gonna have to make a FeeFinder, just so I can support you now. Take your dick out in a selfie. I'm gonna have to make a feet finder, just so I can support you now. E when are you making a feet finder?
Speaker 4:I'm just gonna share mine with Z now, oh, okay.
Speaker 1:Hell yeah, we gotta get back to doing some game, boat stuff. At some point we need to do a way out. We need to finish that fucking game, gameboat stuff. At some point we need to do a way out. We need to finish that fucking game so we can do split fiction.
Speaker 4:It's been like two years.
Speaker 1:It's been more than that, because I think I was still in PA the last time we recorded how many. I can't believe three years went by that quick. I hate it.
Speaker 4:Sometimes they go zoom.
Speaker 2:Feet finder review. My experience as a seller. You've been a member of the subreddit for some time. You'll know that I like feet finder best of all the platforms for selling feet picks, for a number of reasons. However, I still find, or still had quite a few requests to put together a full Feet Finder review, especially since I've put together a full Fun with Feet review before Feet Finder review, I recommend Feet Finder as the best platform to sell your feed picks. That's encouraging. It's not perfect and has its issues, but in my experience it's much better than any other platform in this niche. Its issues, but in my experience it's much better than any other platform in this niche. The main reason I prefer feed finder over the other platforms they seem to have the largest buyer base. In my experience. You still have to do something to attract buyers, but it's much easier than on other platforms. I found support is also great on feed finder quick to respond, generally very helpful.
Speaker 2:Pros of feed finder easiest platform to find buyers. They offer a monthly plan to start out, but also lifetime plans if you you're sure you like the platform. Low payout minimum of 30 and you can request payouts at any time. That's not bad. Uh cons, monthly fees. Scammer slash time wasters on the platform. Fee finder is a platform with the fewest scammers slash time wasters on the platform. Feedfinder is a platform with the fewest scammers slash time wasters in the feed picks niche in my experience, but they're still there. Alternatives Getting started on FeedFinder. Don't expect to get sales immediately after uploading your feed picks. While FeedFinder has a lot of buyers, you still have to engage with potential buyers to make them interested. I'm slowly becoming more and more discouraged with this. I don't want to reach out to people to sell my feet to them. I just want them to do it. You want them to reach down try to find a specific niche.
Speaker 2:This can be hard in the beginning, since you'll have to test out what buyers are interested in. Beginning repeat buyers will be much easier if you find a narrow sub-niche. Some of the most popular foot fetish niches are giantress, bendam, slave worship, crushing food, play, smelly or sweaty feet. These are the most popular niches. The more you delve into a niche, you'll find sub-niches which are best for finding best for finding buyers In my experience at the beginning. Message buyers who have reviews so you know you've spent money before and maybe even a profile pic. They're usually the most active buyers. Check out their bio and profile to see what they're into and send them a message with feet pics that relate to their interests. Message buyers who have bought from you before. When you see them online.
Speaker 2:Don't upload single feet pics. When people speak of selling feet pics, they usually refer to feet picture albums. On feet finder you can have up to 15 picks per album. Make use of that, since buyers appreciate it. Price your feet pics slash album on the lower side. At the beginning I recommend between $5 to $15. It's not bad, depending on the level of nudity. What.
Speaker 1:How much dong are you going to be showing? Just pull your pants off.
Speaker 3:Just take your pants off.
Speaker 1:Your dong will just fall into the picture.
Speaker 2:The key with this is not giving up quickly. You'll probably struggle at the beginning, not make sales. I think selling feet pics is not working. Don't give up then. Try a few more niches. Message more buyers and keep trying. Try for a month. Seriously, I'd be surprised if you didn't sell anything. You do try at least nothing. Cancel your feet find a membership Now where she wasted. Do try at least nothing. Cancel your Feet Finder membership and at worst you wasted $5 to $15. For reference, here's my full guide on how to sell Feet Picks. It's a few months old but you might get something out of it.
Speaker 1:This sounds very involved. Hit that sign up button, Zeno.
Speaker 2:I've been on Feet Finder for over a year and I made $800. My first six to eight weeks need to stay consistent and post a message. Buyers don't get discouraged. If you don't make a sale right away, it will happen you got this, you know let's see male feet on feed finder a couple.
Speaker 1:I think it was like the last episode that we recorded. Didn't you say you had something put together for us to do?
Speaker 4:sorry, I was sneezing the moment you were asking. Uh, I do. However, it's funny that you say that, because I was trying to find the old buzzer system that I used, where you could like submit text answer, and it's gone. It's gone Like the website's, just out.
Speaker 1:I mean, I guess we just use a regular buzzer system. There's probably got to be one out there.
Speaker 4:Oh, there's several. I was just looking for one specifically for like submitting text. But yeah, I do got something. I'd have to pull up shit for it. Pull it up. Alright, let me dig into the archives.
Speaker 1:I think we did the feed finder bit for long enough and I've already gotten bored of it, especially because Zeta's like I don't know.
Speaker 2:There's a lot of I don't know, I'm looking at this reddit thread of a male model. I'm looking at this Reddit thread of a male model that's what they call him, Foot model and he says it's actually incredibly oversaturated with people just trying to make a quick buck. So like, unless you're like jerking somebody off with your feet yeah, I was, like you know, not really interested in doing all that. Do you want to beat my dick? I'm somebody off with your feet.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was like. You know, I'm not really interested in doing all that. Do you want to be my dad? I'm going to be.
Speaker 2:I'm going to be one of those noobs just fucking posting pictures of my feet on there.
Speaker 4:I have a better alternative ASMR eating, and I'll eat this egg roll super close to the body. Ok, go for it, I'm audibly choking on this meat, trying to swallow the shit.
Speaker 2:Egg roll.
Speaker 1:Make sure you audibly choke on it. Sweet and sour sauce. Well, that was almost our adventure into a feed finder. We're doing some research. I have a Gmail now for it. You a gmail for throwaway stuff is what you have congratulations. That's what adhd after dark is for me now. Whenever we're doing stupid shit on the podcast, I'm like just put that in there sometimes he's got the egg roll ready let me see, do we have anything funny in our email box?
Speaker 1:I haven't checked in a while. No egg rolls ready. Let me see, do we have anything funny in our email box?
Speaker 2:I haven't checked in a while, no egg roll's ready uh, huh we have my mic like genuinely nothing in that email nothing right now.
Speaker 1:No, genuinely nothing.
Speaker 2:There's some fans nothing's coming through, that's some bullshit. Like nothing's coming through fuck that's some bullshit change volumes hold on $20 $20.
Speaker 4:I'm only gonna whisper.
Speaker 1:I think it's the noise cancellation is the problem my input sensitivity.
Speaker 4:What if I'm whispering right down here?
Speaker 3:What if I'm whispering no, it's coming through. Marky, is it coming through? Is it doing the thing it's doing?
Speaker 4:the thing. Okay, so what? Just chewing and whispering?
Speaker 1:at the same time. Oh God. I don't like it here, oh that sounded like somebody just fucking had like a poop move out of their butthole. Dude, the fucking wetness of your anus going. It sounded like you fucking bit into a juicy fruit and it fucking squirted out all over you. You remember?
Speaker 3:those things.
Speaker 1:I'm going to choke on this egg roll dude, audibly choking on this egg, alright.
Speaker 3:Alright.
Speaker 1:You good, the moon, the moon, all right. What are we doing? What are we doing here?
Speaker 4:uh, that is a great question. Uh, I was able to pull my shit up like I don't know's out of whack. Anyways, Hello and welcome to Game Breaker. A last-minute put-together game show that's in a shit podcast that, I think only like what 100 people ever really listen to.
Speaker 1:Sometimes, maybe that's a lot, Hi Farha, Hi Farha Farha's 100 people now.
Speaker 4:Yes, he counts for 100 people.
Speaker 1:Are you saying he's fat?
Speaker 4:No, I'm just saying he's that cool, that's fucked up. Okay, I mean Dilla only counts for like 50, because he's that cool.
Speaker 1:He's only 50.
Speaker 4:Only 50. Dilla fucks hard. Dilla fucks hard too.
Speaker 1:Dilla does fuck hard, dilla does fuck hard.
Speaker 4:I mean, he has proof that he does.
Speaker 1:He just has proof that he does he just has proof that he doesn't pull out.
Speaker 4:Yeah never does he know. Anyways, boys, do you know the rules? Of game breaker uh there are no rules there are rules, you just don't know it yeah, I remember this alright.
Speaker 4:So we don't really have the buzzers where you can just type in an answer. So what I'm going to do is I'm going to ask you boys to just have the ADHD After Dark chat up on Discord and that is where you will have to submit an answer. You do not have to buzz in. That is the only hint you guys are given for this, but you only have 15 seconds to answer, so type quick hang on.
Speaker 1:I'm trying to get my app to the point. I need to pop it out, I guess, so I can also see the chat right, because I'm you're also are you gonna be streaming stuff?
Speaker 4:no, because I didn't set it up as one. I just have like a word document filled with questions. So we're just doing this like old game show style, cool. So just make sure you have your listening ears on, oh good hang on.
Speaker 1:I gotta jump to present. I clicked the fucking the pinned message that was in 2024.
Speaker 4:Of your fucking foot dude I was just trying to help out on the casino and get some stuff in on Feed Finder man.
Speaker 1:That was incredible how you scrolled back that far and found something.
Speaker 4:I knew I posted feed before and I was trying to find it, but I mean he didn't have to scroll far for your feed picks.
Speaker 1:No, no, they're right there. All right, hit me with your question is that everybody ready?
Speaker 4:yeah, now, once you understand what the rule of the game is, you can keep it quiet or you can randomly blurt it out loud. I would just try to say do whatever you can to make sure that you know you're winning. Beat your opponents. I should probably also bring up a point tracker that might be smart.
Speaker 2:Did you say we didn't have to buzz in for answers?
Speaker 1:no, you have to type in the ADHD after chat is that a rule? Though he said that was the only hint yeah, that's the only hint you're given is the rule that you do have to buzz in.
Speaker 4:There's no buzzer there's no buzz, here we go. Let's see cocoa murky zeno buzz crate board buzz.
Speaker 1:There's no buzzer, buzz you're welcome to audibly buzz.
Speaker 4:All right, here we go. Uh, oh what? No, okay, so this is gonna start off as easy, medium hard, but I guess it's already kind of hard, hard, hard to begin with if you don't understand what the theme is starting off and again you have 15 seconds. The question is favorite color timer starts. Somehow I accidentally did it for minutes instead of seconds you did it in the voice channel.
Speaker 2:I thought that's what we were supposed to do in the ADHD it's okay, you still have 8 seconds there, zaynab.
Speaker 1:You did it right, murky, it's okay you still have eight seconds there's, they know you did it right, murky, I think, oh, okay all right time is up.
Speaker 4:Uh, no points to anybody. Coco and xeno both put purple and murky said clear.
Speaker 3:So that's zero zero0 across the board.
Speaker 4:Alright, next question Miz is going to be like what the fuck is happening. You know you should not fucking deal with it because he's a pussy. Oh, pussy boy. We're calling him out because I know he don't listen. Pussy boy, hi Satan.
Speaker 3:It's been a fucking while hasn't it my answer to that last question was fire.
Speaker 2:You're still getting zero points for that.
Speaker 4:Satan, but you know what? That's a good answer. That's a good answer.
Speaker 2:Anyway, I gotta go prod fucking Hitler. So BRB bye, satan.
Speaker 4:What a guy before I forget, there's actually two prizes that the winner will get from this. I should have mentioned at the beginning. One is a title that you get in a little plaque that goes with it. The plaque is digital. I couldn't do a physical one, but you do get a physical gift. The next time you hang out with me, I will pay for your dinner. Oh, we're sitting down at a restaurant. You're like god damn it, I want a steak. I'm paying for it.
Speaker 4:No, uh, if we haven't been a restaurant that has steak, of course I like steak anyway.
Speaker 2:Is that a?
Speaker 4:clue they do. No, it's literally just surprise. Alright. Next question is favorite animal. 15 seconds starts now let's see who's gonna type in here first. Alright, zeno had an answer locked and loaded. I didn't know that was an animal. Sadly, no points again. We have Xena with Raccoon.
Speaker 1:We have Cocoa Tree which I did not know was an animal. We don't know what the rules are. We don't know what the rules are? You're not wrong. I was testing the waters Is we don't know what the rules are. You're not wrong. You're not testing the waters.
Speaker 2:Is the rule to not answer the question.
Speaker 4:So far, that's what you guys have been doing and not been getting any points. I've answered the question.
Speaker 2:Like not making an answer at all is what I mean.
Speaker 4:I mean you're supposed to answer, ok, yeah.
Speaker 2:Wasn't sure if that was the rule.
Speaker 4:Third question Ast. Okay, yeah, wasn't sure if that was the rule. Uh, third question astrological sign. Question mark at the end there. Okay, we got xena with an answer. We got coco with an answer yeah, murky type the question mark he said question mark.
Speaker 1:At the end it took you that long to spell that? No, I was gonna go something else. I'm like, uh, I don't know, maybe not, he talked himself out of it.
Speaker 2:He talked, I didn't say like hitler I was gonna go scorpio and I was like I don't know, so I switched.
Speaker 4:So we have Xeno with Cancer, we have Coco with Gemini.
Speaker 1:Xeno has Cancer.
Speaker 4:And Merc Daddy with Taurus, merc Daddy gets a point, oh shit.
Speaker 1:Alright, alright alright, I don't know why I got it right, but I got it right. Couldn't tell you. Couldn't tell you either. I have no idea.
Speaker 4:Next question is shoe size. We have Zeno. Again with a quick answer we have Coco.
Speaker 1:I think I have an idea.
Speaker 4:Alright, we got everybody in before the buzzer. Zeno said 11, coco said 12 and murk daddy said 11 and a half. Trying to go in between both of them, uh, coco gets the point no, do you have to answer the question at a certain time.
Speaker 2:Was that the?
Speaker 4:rule. You're trying to do within 15 seconds, just so we can keep it.
Speaker 1:He's not going to tell you the rule, dumbass. He's not going to tell you the rule.
Speaker 2:But you said you can guess the rule at any time. If you guess the rule, you win.
Speaker 1:You can most certainly try who's a Taurus and who wears a size 12 shoe. If you guess the rule, do you win?
Speaker 4:Yeah, I mean, mean not essentially, but if you know the rule you use it to your advantage yeah, you don't. Oh, I thought, it was like you wanted to guess he's not gonna tell you what the rule is because you still
Speaker 2:play I got you, I got you all right, all right, all right.
Speaker 4:Next one we have Favorite Movie.
Speaker 1:Oh, fucking Christ.
Speaker 4:Alright, we got Coco with an answer.
Speaker 1:I'll show you my Willy Wonka.
Speaker 2:Hey yo.
Speaker 4:Shark Side of the Moon, lion King, shark Side of the Moon and Willy Wonka. Sadly, no points given to Moon and Willy Wonka, sadly, no points given to anybody here.
Speaker 1:Well, fuck, damn it. I thought I knew what the rule was.
Speaker 4:Now I don't All right. Next is Last Time. Pooped Time starts now. All right. All right, we're getting some answers. In Xeno had one just boom ready to go. Okay, so we have today, this morning and two hours or less. We're giving this one to Coco. Coco gets the point Got it.
Speaker 1:Fuck. We're giving this one to Coco. Coco gets the point fuck what's your favorite movie, my favorite movie.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I probably have to give it to Shawshank okay, it's a good one what's your astrological sign?
Speaker 1:what's your astrological sign? You know that's a good one. What's your astrological sign? What's?
Speaker 4:your astrological sign. You know, that's a great question. What's?
Speaker 2:that shoe you wear.
Speaker 1:The next one All right Next question.
Speaker 4:You know what?
Speaker 1:Let's just scroll Biggest pet peeve yeah, he's scrolling down cause he knows we got something on the room. Biggest pet peeve fuck biggest pet peeve.
Speaker 4:Oh, loud chewing, open mouth chewing and stupid school students. Sadly, no points given for that.
Speaker 3:Alright, guys.
Speaker 4:Fuck, I feel like these are some pretty good answers.
Speaker 1:Good answer.
Speaker 2:Good answer.
Speaker 4:Good answer. Next question is favorite shark Fuck, oh dang. Okay, you guys had like sharks on the ready here.
Speaker 1:Shark man, we have lemon shark, basking shark and bull shark ready here, Sharkman.
Speaker 3:Sharkman.
Speaker 4:We have Lemon Shark, basking Shark and Bull Shark. Sadly, no points given.
Speaker 2:What about Sharkman?
Speaker 1:Sharknado.
Speaker 4:As far as I'm aware, Sharkman is a mythological creature who only lives in your basement.
Speaker 1:Mine.
Speaker 4:No Zeno's basement. Oh, I mean, every time I go down there like I can hear him knocking on the walls, I hear him, I swear I hear him.
Speaker 2:That's murky. You think he actually has that apartment over there.
Speaker 1:You're kidding yourself, obviously.
Speaker 2:You notice, you can't see outside of that window. That's because that's a box light on the other side of that glass next question is favorite book.
Speaker 1:Fucking time starts now oh, fucking, no, fucking christ, if I know. Oh, what was the question? Again, I'm sorry, favorite book, I don't even know if I spelled that right. I probably. I just fucking typed it because I wanted to get it out quick, but apparently, apparently we weren't given real answers and I missed the fucking memo. Good try, good try, I didn't give a fuck Smut and the Great. Catastrophe Smut deserves something.
Speaker 4:No points given. Fucking Smut, is your foot size really 12? I mean it's between 12 and 13, depending on the shoe man Okay.
Speaker 2:I mean, he did tell us that when we got Tux fitting.
Speaker 1:I don't remember that Because I was fucking being pulled in so many different directions With actually scheduling this shit. Next one is favorite band oh my fucking christ, we played it in the car. Yeah, I mean, murky. Murky fucking said my answer, so uh, I'm just gonna good answer zito said it first. I'm gonna give a different answer gonna good answer. You know, zito said it first I'm gonna give a different answer.
Speaker 2:Oh, why would you say something so controversial?
Speaker 4:yeah, bold I do like a good pearl jam, but uh, we're giving this one to zeno and murky. What, yeah, he put in an answer and it was right are you telling me that he only?
Speaker 2:guessed half of it. Wait, that's not even the full name of the band. I was trying to get a question.
Speaker 3:Are you telling me that if I would have seen their answers come?
Speaker 1:up and then answered with with that answer, I would have also gotten points within the timer.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm going to be a little bitch now that your favorite band is Coheed and not Coheed and Cambria no it's just Cambria If you say Coheed to somebody, they're like oh, I know the band you're talking about.
Speaker 4:I wouldn't.
Speaker 2:This is rigged, you wouldn't.
Speaker 1:No, I don't even know what the band is with both of them.
Speaker 4:They're very good Favorite song by them. I will allow you guys 30 seconds to randomly look up songs by them and submit an answer.
Speaker 1:I'm just gonna fucking google search coheed and cambria songs and pick one this seems like a good one search and this seems like a good one. Search inf. I typed that wrong. You know what I mean. Search inf search inf oh, everybody did pick really good songs good, because I have no idea what any of these are can I make a?
Speaker 4:guess for a half point kind of knows what the rule is. The answer was actually the willing well three. The goodness, what is it? The willing well three? Apollo to the telling truth. There we go. It's a long ass fucking title, but I'm gonna give it to the closest one and I'm gonna have to give it to devil in Jersey City. Yeah. I was gonna go with the crowing despite that song being about uh, one of the main characters, getting raped so we, so we can I see, that's why that stuck out to me, because I remember us talking about that I think we played it in the car, didn't we?
Speaker 1:yeah? We searching for tomorrow in the car no wonder why that name stuck out to me we all know the rule at this point, right we? All know the rule. Yeah. I like to point it out that I figured it out first and I started asking questions and everybody else picked up on it. So you're welcome autism.
Speaker 4:So I'm going to start changing how the questions are asked. What's my favorite food?
Speaker 1:15 seconds Fucking Christ.
Speaker 4:He's not a steak daddy doesn't that is going to xeno pizza is my favorite because of the toodles who's? My favorite turtle. Did I spell this right? I probably spelled it wrong, I think you actually did spell it right.
Speaker 2:Oh, I think it is the point yeah, it is ralph thank you I almost went with ralph and then I was like oh, maybe it is donnie no, it was because he was red.
Speaker 4:Speaking of red, who's my favorite Red Ranger? I'll give you guys 30 seconds so you can look at different Rangers.
Speaker 2:Favorite Red Ranger. The annoyed heavy sigh from Zeno. I know who it was.
Speaker 4:I mean, in all fairness, he wasn't number one. I would say he was the number two until I met him and then he dropped do you want the actor's name or his screen name? Put in what season he's from, or the character name or the actor name what's the timer? Just to give you guys a little more time to reset it how much time do we?
Speaker 4:have from Coco. How much time you got 20 seconds no, I'm doing it this one is going to Zeno this one is going to xeno rangers. Spd's red ranger is now my favorite ranger because, uh, the two mighty morphin rangers are kind of bitches in real life. Who was your favorite before? Uh, it was jason lee scott, but then he started using hitler quotes on t-shirts.
Speaker 1:To be fair, murky uses Hitler quotes to describe Jiraiya. That was one time and his mustache looked like that In the white. I was white.
Speaker 4:Murky's not making money off of it. He just said a thing. It was a mustache on a cat in the camera and I said, whoa.
Speaker 1:Your cat looks like Hitler little looks so offended.
Speaker 4:He knows like he heard it like what the fuck you call my homeboy a Hitler all right, we're starting to get into the what I have labeled as the awkward and hard, oh awkward, like I always am Whenever I see you boys. Uh, what is my current project? What am I working on at the moment?
Speaker 1:I wish we hung out and voice chat more. It's not on me, fucking Christ I'm sorry, say that's a project.
Speaker 4:uh, those are all good answers, but no points given. Uh, the past couple of weeks I have been writing a book, huh.
Speaker 1:Did you talk about this at all? Hell yeah, nope, okay, okay. So yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 2:I was like I'm going to feel like a huge piece of shit when he was like, yeah, I told Zeno about it, or something like that. Yeah, I talked about it while we were all together, but you were so drunk that I didn't remember.
Speaker 4:Just haven't really told anybody about it, just a little shit I've been throwing together for fun. Nice, here's the next one. Did I have braces growing up? You have a 50 50 shot. The only person not getting a point is coke you know, murky, get a point I did not have. We were too poor for that shit. Yeah, that's kind of what it was for me. Okay, this one you get a little bit of a hint on. I had an imaginary friend growing up named pinky. What animal was pinky getting some elore in here?
Speaker 4:me and xeno are thinking the exact same fucking thing here I can see where murky was going with it, though, shockingly, zeno and Coco were kind of closer. It was a rabbit, an imaginary best friend, that was a rabbit named Pinky. It was a big old, fluffy, pink, bunny rabbit.
Speaker 1:I just immediately went to. Pinky in the brain.
Speaker 2:I did too. Yeah, no, that's fair, that's fair. I almost said rodent, would that have gotten me anywhere?
Speaker 4:I mean, rabbit is a rodent. If you were on fucking family feud, it would be because it's covered.
Speaker 3:I feel like you got to specify on that.
Speaker 2:I feel like flamingo was a dumb bitch answer I feel like you're a dumb bitch Fucking stupid $20.
Speaker 4:One of my biggest fears yeah, one of my biggest fears something that actually just makes me completely freeze up and can't do shit oh this is it right?
Speaker 1:no, no, no. Can I change my answer? Ooh, alright so know.
Speaker 3:Can I change my answer?
Speaker 4:oh, all right. So, coke, I'm gonna need you to confirm one of these second one, the second one second one all right, so we have escalator I later type that uh, you're gonna have to be more specific with escalator there before I can accept your answer, either up or down.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Specifically up, specifically up Coco has stingrays and Merc Daddy has heights. Xeno and Coco get the point. The two things I am afraid of most in this world, I just escalators and motherfucking stingray.
Speaker 1:I just remember the one time you caught a stingray on my stream and you went, nope, nope, get that fucking thing off my screen. And it was because, like you caught a horseshoe crab and it looked like a stingray and it freaked you out, which is why I was thinking horseshoe crab.
Speaker 2:I just remember being at a con and we were going up an escalator and he was petrified and I was like are you okay, man? He's like I really fucking hate escalators. I don't know why.
Speaker 1:I remember it's only up and I hate them I remember getting yelled at for reading an advertisement which was at the gen con ways to die there was an advertisement for dumb ways to die a Die a board game.
Speaker 1:And I just went dumb ways to die reading the fucking the advertisement while we're on the escalator, not remembering that he had his fucking of the escalator and Shannon fucking punched me in the back and I'm like what she's like? You know, he has a fear of escalators. I was like, oh, I was reading the advertisement and he goes yeah, yeah, there was an advertisement there yeah, I saw.
Speaker 4:But if I'm on an up escalator I'm not talking to anybody, I'm a fucking statue. It's because when I was like eight, nine years old, my parents took me to las vegas with my older brother and his girlfriend and I think we were in the Luxor or something. But we were standing at the bottom of this like batch of elevators and they were deciding what to do next and I remember hearing screaming. I turned around and there's this old black lady who's just tumbling down the up escalator but she kept getting like pushed up because the escalator while she's falling, so she's perpetually stumbling in one spot. And for whatever reason, just seeing what happened to her, I I've been afraid of up escalator since. And for stingrays, I got pushed underwater when I was like 10, 11 years old by a group of stingrays, like we were supposed to be feeding them squid. I was excited for it. We got in the water and they immediately swam up to me and they just engulfed me and pushed me under and, for whatever reason, the moment my head hit the water.
Speaker 1:Been afraid those motherfuckers ever since well, that one makes sense, because you were actually like swarmed the up escalator. You just kind of saw somebody having a bad time and you're like I don't want that to be me. The worst time Perpetual falling.
Speaker 2:That sounds like a really bad time.
Speaker 1:Nowadays I'm like, if I have speed, there's no way I get up. There's no way I stay at Edwards Bad day at the office. There's going to be a huge lawsuit. Why wasn't your escalator?
Speaker 4:safer you never know.
Speaker 2:We'll never know. We'll never know.
Speaker 4:What's my middle name? Fuck?
Speaker 1:I'm taking a guess oh. I'm taking a guess it's probably something stupid or simple.
Speaker 2:I know what it is. I've heard it before, do you remember?
Speaker 4:it Ralph, Earl and Steve, which none of those are right. It's Carson damn it, we've all heard it before?
Speaker 1:yeah, how would you have asked that question if we didn't?
Speaker 4:know what the rule was at this point, I was just blanking middle name.
Speaker 1:Okay, yeah, I got it.
Speaker 4:I figured, since we're Okay yeah, I got it. I figured since we're almost to the edge of where we normally end. I'll just do like Right now we have Zeno with six, murky with four and Coco with three.
Speaker 2:I didn't think I had that many points.
Speaker 1:My first two points came before. I told all you fucks to rule by asking me questions. Should have kept my goddamn mouth shut.
Speaker 4:I got the first question right with Taurus. Give fuck you know what. Let's make this one fun. What is my birthday?
Speaker 2:You got 15 seconds.
Speaker 4:You want date and year just date you don't need to put in year. Alright, we got an answer from Coco. Got an answer from Zinebro.
Speaker 1:Oh, Murky, did you copy my answer? Coco Got an answer from Zinebro. Oh, murky, did you copy my answer? Maybe I did. I had no idea. Straight up I had no idea.
Speaker 4:None of you are right, but Zino's the closest. My birthday is going to be on Monday.
Speaker 2:Monday. I knew it was your birthday weekend because we had talked about that. That's stupid.
Speaker 1:You have an advantage.
Speaker 2:Sorry, talk to your friends, bitch.
Speaker 1:You're with him every day.
Speaker 3:I never get to see him anymore.
Speaker 2:I never get to see him at your work. I didn't see any of you guys doing that. What?
Speaker 1:about that? They don't take remote employees. You knew the man was unemployed. I stepped up.
Speaker 2:I stepped up. That was me.
Speaker 4:I did that shit, alright, this question is going to be worth two points. Oh shit, what liquor caused me to shit my pants once.
Speaker 1:What was this question if we didn't know the rule? Was it just shit your pants licker?
Speaker 4:I would have found a way to rephrase it, but I figured you guys would have figured what it was by this point.
Speaker 3:Was this when you did it in the Burger.
Speaker 1:King.
Speaker 4:Fucking. I need an answer here. I put an answer did you not see it oh? Yeah for whatever reason, I had to scroll down because the other two popped up. We have two Yeagers and an Absinthe. It was actually bourbon.
Speaker 2:I was gonna say whiskey, but I chugged whiskey and bourbon what are y'all two?
Speaker 1:yeah, you chugged the entire bottle. Yeah, the entire bottle, that's that I remember it being something that you drank a lot of and I couldn't remember if it was jaeger no, I think the thing that that got us was um, was you know there, whenever I rolled for the drink at the one place and I wrote yeah, yeah, roll a jaeger bomb jaeger bombs and they were fucking did you roll like a two or something like no, I rolled 13, was it? Oh, jagerbaum was a fucking 13, dude.
Speaker 2:That was bullshit. No, it's also an unlucky number. We should have gotten something way better.
Speaker 1:Unlucky number 13. If you think about it. But like I rolled a 13, I was like that's going to be good, right. And then they said Jägerbaum's and I was like what the fuck? God damn it. I think fucking 12 was a screwdriver. Yeah, what was 20 like?
Speaker 4:20 was like a fucking double shot of a top shelf or some shit like that all right, just for time's sake, I'm just choosing one random one here and we will make it worth four points, just so we can have a clarified winner. Here Could be for all the marbles.
Speaker 1:I don't think if I answer this right, I win at all.
Speaker 2:No, if you get four points, you will.
Speaker 4:You have, I mean four points will bring you up to seven points, making you the winner, and bring Murky up to eight, making him the winner. Otherwise, you know, just wins. Cool, all right, let's see, let's go with.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna bet three points on this too. So if I get it, I get it. I either get zero. We're doing the Jeopardy rules at this point.
Speaker 2:Will you allow it?
Speaker 4:You know, we'll see. You mean, we'll see, we'll see for somebody, or very difficult for anybody else favorite candy fucking christ, I have no idea.
Speaker 1:I'm just gonna put a candy in and fucking hope get murk, daddy typing.
Speaker 4:I see those little squigglies wow okay, reese's mike and ike's, it is going to xeno let's go going to Zeno, let's go.
Speaker 1:You see a big, big, big, big, big big big big, big, big, big big.
Speaker 4:Zeno, the next time you and I hang out at a restaurant, I will be paying for your dinner and you also get to own this beautiful little thing right here. That's all yours. He's biffling this beautiful little thing right here.
Speaker 1:That's all yours. He's Bethlehem. Quick, make that into an NFT. They don't hate it. No no, no longer.
Speaker 4:He's Bethlehem, but in an inner.
Speaker 1:That was fun.
Speaker 1:I should have never started asking you about that shit because I figured it out after, like, the third question. Thanks for bailing us out. Whenever I, whenever I guessed the 12 on the shoe size, I was like I think that's his shoe size. And then you gave it to me as it was right and I was like son of a bitch. And then I asked what your favorite movie was and you just gave that up and I was like maybe it's not that and I was like what's your fucking astrological side? And you went we're moving on and I was like okay murky's just yeah, no, I'm a toyist you're a toyist, uh, so what are you doing?
Speaker 2:next weekend. Oh wait, no, I'm gonna be in Ohio next weekend, nevermind ew yeah go visit the in-laws. I was asking E the in-laws. You guys married now maybe to come up that way. Um no, but I've been accepted into the family, so okay, you know close enough.
Speaker 4:That's kind of where I'm at too.
Speaker 2:I mean dr fart's dad blew past her. When we got there the last time we visited, blue pastor was like sean and came and gave me a hug and then gave Chris a fist bumps and he was like, oh hey, chris, whatever so I'm just saying you're the favorite, so you know it shows.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh yeah, I was gonna suck his feet, oh yeah, alright. Well, that's it for ADHD. After dark, we're back. Oh my god, marky, your nipple it's just out nice yeah, and on that note, nipples out, we're back.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, marky your nipple.
Speaker 1:It's just out. Nice, yeah. And on that note, nipples out, for nipple is cage. Goodbye everybody, nipple Bye.
Speaker 4:Bye.
