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ADHD After Dark
S4 E6: Toes Out, Phones Down: We Almost Made a Feet Finder Account
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What began as a cigarette intervention quickly spiraled into one of our wildest episodes yet. When we calculated that Murky spends over $14,500 annually on cigarettes, we hatched a plan to release his phone number one digit at a time until he cuts back—but that was just the beginning of our journey down the rabbit hole.
The conversation takes a sharp turn when we stumble upon Feet Finder, an online marketplace where people sell photos of their feet to fetishists. What starts as a joke quickly becomes a genuine exploration of this unusual economy. We scroll through dozens of niche categories, from "smelly feet" to "toe jam," and discover that some sellers claim to make $800 in just their first two months. Before we know it, we're making accounts and comparing seller strategies, questioning whether this might be the side hustle none of us knew we needed.
Just when you think the episode couldn't get more unpredictable, we transform into an impromptu game show called "Game Breaker." The twist? Players must answer personal questions about the host without knowing the secret rule that determines correct answers. As the game progresses, personal revelations emerge—including our host's paralyzing fear of up escalators (stemming from witnessing an elderly woman perpetually tumbling as a child) and a traumatic encounter with stingrays that left lasting psychological scars.
Whether you're fascinated by unconventional online economies, enjoy watching friends figure out hidden game rules in real-time, or simply want to hear grown adults discuss their deepest fears while making inappropriate jokes, this episode delivers on all fronts. By the end, you'll understand why escalators, stingrays, and foot photography will never be the same for any of us.
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Murky's Cigarette Addiction
Speaker 1murky's a cigarette addict I'm addicted most.
Speaker 2Most people that smoke cigarettes are. Did you know? We're supposed to remind them? Twenty dollars, twenty dollars. So at the end of the podcast we're gonna dox murky's phone number so everybody can just text them twenty dollars at random moments throughout the day. That's fun.
Speaker 4we're not just going to drop an all as one number. We're going to leave little cryptid hints, Right, right.
Speaker 1Dusty came in and was like I'm not in this.
Speaker 2Tell Dusty our plan. Oh, maybe, like every episode that Murky doesn't like reduce the amount of cigarettes he smokes, maybe, like every episode that Murky Doesn't like reduce the amount of cigarettes he smokes, we'll drop one digit. Yeah, he really smokes two packs a day.
Speaker 4I'm pretty close, like that Beastie Boys song.
Speaker 1So like every podcast every week.
Speaker 2That Murky. Doesn't smoke less cigarettes, we'll drop one number Of his phone number.
Speaker 1You realize that's $280. A paycheck, and smoke less cigarettes. We'll drop one number of his phone number. You realize that's $280 a paycheck.
Speaker 3Yeah, oh yeah, we did the math.
Speaker 1Okay, it's $14,560 a year.
Speaker 2And you're killing Dusty and the kitty cats due to your secondhand smoke and your unborn child.
Speaker 1Do you know how much money they probably take out of you in taxes in a year? Double the amount, only double the amount that you're spending on cigarettes. So you're giving literally the tax money that you're giving. Imagine half of the tax money you're giving the government is also is now being eaten up by cigarettes and you still have to pay the government. Big tobacco.
Speaker 2Murky has his tax check sent to my house so I can cash those bitches at any time. It's our house if the government's listening.
Speaker 1The government is listening.
Speaker 2They're coming to get all of us, especially you E we don't fall in line.
Speaker 1How's eBay?
Speaker 2They're going to come for you because you're autistic. They're making a list and they're making you a poster child.
Speaker 4They're making a list for fucking autism, I think the reason why they're doing that is they're gonna make life hard for people to try to get, like their children, diagnosed as autistic so that way they can be like look, we cured autism by just having people be afraid because of repercussions of having an autistic child.
Speaker 1Yeah, that seems like the only. It doesn't sound like the.
Speaker 2U S government.
Speaker 1I mean, you know, before, before January of 2025, it, it, it wasn't. Um, apparently, uh, russia at one point had offered Ukraine a I think it was a 30 hour ceasefire or something like that, and they kind of expected Ukraine to attack them during the ceasefire. And they could have been like, oh, whoa, whoa, look see, they broke the ceasefire. They don't want to keep the war going. And then what is his name? Zielinski or whatever? He was like yeah, how about we just make it 30 days? And Putin was like, oh no, we can't do that. And then, apparently, he attacked Ukraine and Donald Trump was like don't do that, please stop, please stop attacking Ukraine, we don't want that, which was a very rare rebuke for him did he say it just like that?
Speaker 1uh, probably don't do that. We don't want that we don't want that we don't want that okay.
Speaker 2I gotta go golfing. If you're tagging Ukraine, I can't go loving, I need't go golfing, I need to go golfing. I actually wanted to go. I found a new course in Ukraine.
Speaker 1I want to go in Ukraine Please don't bomb me.
Speaker 2You can't attack during these days. I will be there.
Speaker 1Just Dusty running.
Speaker 3She's like.
Speaker 1Did she realize we don't record the video anymore? You like you don't cast visibility because you're covering your face. That's lubang. Whenever he's trying to sneak around something he's like you can't see me fucking sweating bullets the entire time fucking lubang rolls a one and he's on his fucking tippy toes going. You know the little fucking, the xylophone high pitch thing.
Speaker 1A piano note plays every time as you walk through the hall and you're just like can't see me. Oh god, that was fun in person, especially when lubang killed me I'm so ready for our next in-person session.
Speaker 4I'm killing you. That was awesome. Was it Lubong who killed you, or was it the fireball? No, I mean, if it wasn't for it, lyra knocked him, but I critted him and didn't I crit switch too? Yeah, yes, you did. Yeah, If it wasn't for the fact that you critted me I probably live the fireball.
Government Watchlists and Ukraine Discussions
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, I just, and then, and then, all the dice you rolled. You rolled a bunch of sixes and fives on your d6 and, uh, you fucking shoved your goddamn axe. I mean, I was like, as soon as I heard the numbers, I was like, all right, I'm gonna fucking use my great sword.
Speaker 3I'm gonna use my magical great sword.
Speaker 2I'm gonna use my new skill that I just got, which halves the damage, but I'm probably still pretty hurt uh, spoiler, I was, so I'm I'm gonna make a feat finder account so I can start selling my feet pics. Yeah, you guys want to hear the categories.
Speaker 1Oh god you're actually making a feat finder account so actually making one Finder account.
Speaker 3Zeno told me about this. You need to share the screen right now. You need to share your screen right now. We need to see this right now.
Speaker 1This is a bit now.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Zeno, Feet Finder, everybody. This has to go. Better than the fans Lee.
Speaker 2Alright, popular content right, oh God, view millions of foot fetish pictures and videos. Yeah, popular categories. High heels OK, souls Nail polish Socks these are pretty normal. Lotion Pedicure, dirty feet I can get down on the dirty feet one. Okay, I got some dirty feet, male, obviously. Yep, yep, I'm in the categories. Popular categories might add dancer tattoo showing face why do you stay out of showing face?
Speaker 1why do you go to feed finder for showing face? What and nylon? There's more categories.
Speaker 2Get in nylon.
Speaker 4I see you putting on some.
Speaker 2I put on some nylon. Oh my god, asmr arched Asian BBW.
Speaker 1BDSM.
Speaker 3I'm going to be honest.
Speaker 1Those heels do not look comfortable.
Speaker 2No, they look awful. Boots, chubby feet, I don't really have chubby feet.
Speaker 4I don't think for a second. I read dancer as cancer and I'm like what?
Speaker 1cancer feet that's one's missing, fucking melanoma. I have two toes on this one. Oh my god, it's actually. It's actually not even their feet, it's actually. The balls have gone to the floor like the South Park episode. So the balls are in the picture too Dirty feet Actually.
Speaker 2Ian and I talked about on lunch with another co-worker. We were at Qdoba and this co-worker is always trying to tell me that I need to get sponsored by Qdoba so we can get free Qdoba. And he was like you're going to start a fee finder? Just for the love of God, please get sponsored by Qdoba. And I was like I'll just do a recording of me in the bathtub and I'll just take a full burrito and just throw it at my feet.
Speaker 1Like stomp on it, Smash it all around and then stick it through the fucking shower drain.
Speaker 2Well, he was like you know, Coco would probably eat it and I was like I could see him doing it. There would have to be a lot of rules in place, Like I would have had to just wash my feet. Yeah, Sanitized my feet. I then also have some kind of like thin layer plastic that's protecting it from the tub before coco might take a bite of said food and squash by I don't know, I I could get pretty weird in the moment, especially if it's if it's for a joke.
Speaker 1I might lick it off your toes if they were dirty, but the feet would have to be clean. Like I mean, I said, I might lick it off your toes if they weren't. I mean, if it was for a really funny joke, I might be, I might get committed, do it and then be like I regret everything. I just did, yeah, but was it funny?
Speaker 2right, um. So moving on. We have chubby feet dancer feet.
Speaker 4Did we get the shot?
Speaker 1if we weren't recording what shit there's toe jam in my mouth. Yeah, we didn't get the fucking recording I taste the toe sweat you already did it once. What's one more time? Dill is in his car fucking dry heaving right now I hope he is farha's fucking drinking a bottle of coke and loving it he's like fuck yeah, tell me more tell me more he's fucking rubbing his nipples with two coke bottles, we got a dirty feet category.
Speaker 2Dominatrix, ebony, you think it's wrong like it? Obviously black facing is going wrong. What about black feeding?
Speaker 1that would just be dirty feet still wrong, that would just be dirty, I don't know.
Speaker 2I mean, yeah, I guess. So I'm putting something on my feet to make them. I guess that color, yeah which you could argue is dirty because it's foreign to what my feet normally look like I think we're getting too far into dirty versus you go on to fishnet yeah, yeah, fishnet Okay.
Speaker 1That looks painful Food. Here's our Qdoba category.
Speaker 2There you go, all right.
Speaker 1So, humiliation you want me to humiliate you with my feet Fucking stock images. The humiliation is somebody smiling, with pearly lines pointing at you and going.
Speaker 4Al, that's not the kind of humiliation. Hi, girl, right the what the girl? I have no idea what that is. Oh, yes, yes, shittiest cell phone quality and all it is is she keeps throwing pies in people's faces and just insulting them with like grade school level insults and people sign up for like months. Just have this woman do that to her.
Speaker 2I wish I could be that. You know vice versa. Have her do that Right. No kidding Like why didn't I think of that shit when I was younger?
Speaker 1You probably did. And you were like yeah, nobody's gonna fucking like that shit, indian feet you probably did, and you were like yeah, nobody's gonna fucking like that shit. Indian feet, indian jewelry has a fuck ton of weight from it. Long toes I'm counting the number of toes.
Speaker 2Anyone got long toes that motherfucker does have some long toes, dude yeah those are. Does anyone else have long toes? I do not.
Speaker 1Do you have long toes?
Speaker 2I might have long toes.
Speaker 4I never really compared my toes to anybody else.
Speaker 1I. I never really compared my toes to anybody else's I mean, I can grab stuff with my toes, but those toes can just give you a foot job with one toe, with one foot.
Speaker 2I feel so wrong for saying this, but you know what would really pull in some money. I bet as if, like you know, a couple of us started feet finders or maybe all four of us and then we interlocked our toes together like they're holding hands.
Speaker 1I can't wait to see which one of you guys gets stuck with me, because then I'm going to transfer the stank to you.
Speaker 2My skin's crawling thinking about toes being interlocked.
Speaker 4It's supposed to be spelled with a W.
Speaker 1yes, we're going to scroll down and that's going to be the category. It's going to be wholesome and it's going to be feet fucking hearts.
Speaker 2Male feet, obviously Mature feet.
Speaker 1Measuring feet? What the fuck.
Speaker 2Where's the measuring dick porn?
Speaker 1category at.
Speaker 2Nail polish. I would do some nail polish. It'd be a little difficult to explain if I'm ever somewhere in my fucking just show them the fucking receipts from the site. Yeah, just be like. Yeah, so I here's how much I paid.
Speaker 1I went to fucking dollar tree, bought some nail polish and now I made a thousand dollars by just posting a picture so uh, nylon, obviously I.
Speaker 2I put some pantyhose on. I ain't got. I ain't got. No shame with that pedicure who gets some petty. I, I, I could go for a free pedicure done laugh?
Speaker 1yes, I have feels amazing your name on it which one platform heels I like how the picture is just a picture of shoes, so like what is it? Not even are you just like taking a picture of you and platform heels.
Speaker 2I like how the picture is just a picture of shoes, so like what is it? Are you just like taking a picture of you in platform.
Speaker 1Heels like yeah either that you're just taking a picture of your fucking shoes just like knees down. I want, I want hairy shin disappearing into platform. That's a different kind of we got sandals.
Speaker 2Uh showing face smelly murky.
Speaker 1How do you?
Speaker 3fucking take a picture of stink.
Speaker 2Uh, make a green line, maybe it's a video like yeah, we just gotta like be closed in a room with. Murky should have just taken everyone should have just taken a video.
Speaker 1Should have just taken a video of Murky's feet whenever we were driving home in my car. And he fucking took his shoes off and we were all trapped. Someone stole my shoes.
Speaker 2thank you, yeah and it fucking ended up in my face.
Speaker 3And I ended up going back. Switch stole it.
Speaker 4I think he started it. He did not steal it, I stole it. Switch stuck it. I think he started it. I stole it.
Speaker 1Switch stuck it in his His whole shnod Right into my shoe and I'm like that's the dumbest thing I've ever seen anybody do.
Speaker 3You're gonna die.
Speaker 1I'm not the one that fucking decided to smell it, but I was also driving and I was like get that shit out of here. It smells. And then it got stuck on my mustache for a little bit the fucking foot particles guys check this out.
Speaker 2We do the smelly feet right, oh my god. We do the smelly category with murky, and then we all collectively throw up on our feet and murky's feet. Then we got smelly feet and dirty feet two different categories. We can capitalize probably a vomit category there probably is uh, sneakers, I have sneakers, I have socks too. Souls stomping stomping. Why is this guy so scared? Why?
Speaker 1is he so small tattoo?
Speaker 4is he?
Speaker 1no, let's go, let's go, get your feet down below, maybe I could just do like is this like? Well, you couldn't, so you couldn't wear shoes for a minute. Wait, click on. Click on one of those, you could get caged sticks. Oh my god. On one foot there's like an entire 12 toes six toes wait. Click on 12 toes. Damn it. Oh, I gotta sign in.
Speaker 2Oh my god, anime feet.
Speaker 1Asian babe, we're just gonna scroll through, just scroll down, and we'll just say some of the ones that pop up. Why are big boobs in here? We're looking at feet.
Speaker 2Big boobs and feet. I mean you can see tits and feet.
Speaker 4Hang on wait, wait, wait, wait, Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 1British If we're just looking at feet like how are? We going to be able to tell if a foot's British, it's the bottom half of their mouth, their teeth are all super fucked up.
Speaker 4It goes to British.
Speaker 2Yeah, callous, feet.
Speaker 1I got some calloused feet. Cowgirl is just Straight up.
Speaker 2Classy. I feel like he's a classy kind of guy. Put those piggies down.
D&D Memories and Character Deaths
Speaker 1You're fucking giving away the money, murky, I can smell that over here. Dildo, dildo feet. Yeah, dildo Dildo's a thing. Dirty talking with your feet. Doggy style Sign talking with your feet. Okay.
Speaker 2Doggy style, like sign language with your feet.
Speaker 1Exam.
Speaker 2Erotic.
Speaker 1Dumb feet. What you fucking idiot? Your feet are so stupid, bet they couldn't pass an English test.
Speaker 2Blind attendant Emo feet. What is Florida feet?
Speaker 4exactly.
Speaker 1You don't know. Foot dummy, do you know?
Speaker 3No, no, I don't, oh yeah look we got Fupa, fupa feet Goth grinding Hentai.
Speaker 1You knew that was coming.
Speaker 4Hungry, hungry feet, hose under trousers hose under trousers smashing what is that?
Speaker 1oh my god, ghetto feet, ghetto feet.
Speaker 4I don't know because, they spell this hose like garden hose. I don't know what garden hose under trunks.
Speaker 1Interracial feet, kinky feet, kinky Knockers, little tits, little tits, lesdom. Missing toenail, that's probably the worst.
Speaker 4How do you go missionary? How does missionary?
Speaker 1That's probably the missing. Toenail is probably the worst one that I've seen so far.
Speaker 2Oh, my god.
Speaker 3I don't either. Native.
Speaker 1Hawaiian feet. There's your orgasm Oil Obese.
Speaker 2Pedal pumping what?
Speaker 1is pedal pumping, polydactyl, oh boy.
Speaker 4That's like webbed feet yeah, I think right uh, yeah, no, because the polydactyl cat has extra toes. Okay, yeah, you're right okay, it's extra toes.
Speaker 1Okay, raunchy retro shoe play, shoe play. There we go slightly dirty spy just a little dirty just a little dirty. Strap on, wait, swallow. I don't like what that one could probably be, that one's probably. That was probably there you go murky, smelly and smoking, smelly, smoking sweaty murky, there's a whole fucking look, I'm in my hoochie daddy shorts.
Speaker 2You could afford the $20 for every fucking two packs of cigarettes after doing this and to cap it all off, they got your category there, marky T-Girl.
Speaker 1Wait, did they have a femboy category? Oh, let's see Femdom. Femdom. Nah damn it. All right, marky, you're dressing up as femboy hooters. I don't think I am Femdom. Nah damn it. Alright, murky, you're dressing up as Femboy Hooters. I don't think I am Femboy Hooters. Maybe they got the Doppler Raider on here. Webtoes, webtoes.
Speaker 2How is your Feet webbed? Webtoes makes sense. It says webbed feet. Your feet are stuck together feet webbed.
Speaker 1Webbed toes makes sense. It says webbed feet. Your feet are stuck together like your toes. You're just a mermaid at that point I don't like the mental image. I just got a webbed foot. Wait, wait, wait. Webbed feet is just a fucking fin. You would just be a mermaid, like at that point.
Speaker 3Mermaids are just Mermaids are just right Mermaids are just fucking.
Speaker 1Mermaids are just tubas with web feet.
Speaker 2So confirm mermaids exist, then right, they must.
Speaker 1They have to. They have to. There's a whole category of porn of them. Oh, Chris X-ray.
Speaker 2X-ray feet.
Speaker 1All right, um, so you're signing up.
Speaker 2Yeah, I already selected sellers cause. Uh well, let's go back to the homepage. You can view slash, buy feet picks or selfie picks. I went to sell feet picks. Oh boy, uh. To greatly increase the ability for sellers to make sales, we're now starting a subscription of $4.99 per month, or $14.99 per year, for all new sellers on our platform, after their ID verified. This subscription can be canceled at any time. We'll use these funds to launch major marketing campaigns to attract new buyers for you, along with constantly working on adding new features to greatly increase your chances of sales. The monthly subscription will also ensure an amazing experience for all our users and bring in new sales opportunities.
Exploring Feet Finder Categories
Speaker 1The transactions will appear as FLRT Inc, not Feet Finder, to preserve privacy on your bank statements. I don't know if somebody saw my bank statement and saw Flirt Inc. They might be a little concerned. There may be some questions that get asked um username xenophy 38 oh, we're gonna have to fucking add. Oh yeah, good thing, we're not video recording this. Don't say your email out loud. I can't. You're gonna have, you're gonna have so much video recording this. Don't say your email out loud.
Speaker 3I can't.
Speaker 1You're going to have so much spam from this.
Speaker 2Should I make a new? I'm going to make a new email. That's a good plan.
Speaker 1That's a good plan. It's a good fucking plan. Just put the ADHD after dark email in at this point. That's where all my trash goes.
Speaker 3Oops.
Speaker 1This is probably the second dumbest thing we've done. The first dumbest was playing three porn games and Murky getting to the point where he just complained about the Doppler. He only remember me. A man is the best part you got. I had to tell you the next day you were super mad.
Speaker 2You said we're in my business. Yes, you said.
Speaker 1I'm going to fucking, I'm fucking out, and then I'll be back, and you were so angry, and then you'll be back, and you were so angry and then you never came back and I was like he is upset drunk, that's it, dude. I can't remember, you can't remember it, but I played it back.
Speaker 1That has not happened but you can't remember it. But I played it back for you and you were like ooh, like literally the next day you were like because I was telling you how mad you were and you were like ah no, I wasn't that mad, I was like you sure not a good look, not a good look it was pretty funny Wazino's filling this out. You guys all have a good time at my place, especially we all fuck switch multiple times multiple times.
Speaker 2Switch climbed in the bed with me and I didn't even realize he was in bed with me until he was getting under the covers. I didn't realize he was in the room.
Speaker 1That motherfucker stealthy as hell if I remember correctly I watched you low key is he did and then me and him had sex in my room, which crept into Coco's room and was basically getting into bed with.
Speaker 4Coco. I think actually Switch was humping Coco before.
Speaker 1Coco ever woke up my phone is acting up, acting crazy. It's acting crazy.
Speaker 4Blow up on Fee Finder the slight amount of toe knuckle fuzz that he has.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, the toe knuckle fuzz. I wonder if there's toe knuckle fuzz category.
Speaker 2Uh huh.
Speaker 1There had to be a Harry in there, right there definitely was.
Speaker 2There was. Yeah, Harry was definitely in there. Your account was ready.
Speaker 4We'll save, shave some of my ass hair and put it on your.
Speaker 2I don't need any help, I assure you.
Speaker 4You can call yourself a Xeno-squatch.
Speaker 1I'm just saying, I mean, that's not the worst thing you've ever heard. That's not bad. Yeah, Xeno-squatch is incredible.
Speaker 4Xeno-squatch dude, I'll shave my ass right now.
Speaker 1Xeno-feet38 at gmail. Send your feet pics there no, don't send me feet pics please yeah you good, murky, send him feet pics, do it, I will dox your number right now. Yeah, you good, murky, send him feed pics.
Speaker 2Do it.
Speaker 1I will dox your number right now, just saying yeah, we will dox your email and your feed pics.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, we will start recording video again.
Speaker 1We will open up the email and say it out loud on the air.
Speaker 2So this is your warning that? If you said it, where did you hear about us? Where?
Speaker 1did I hear about them say email? The hub, wait other other, you gotta do other other adhd after dark podcast no, no, no, no, no, no foot tattoo. Somebody put a tattoo on their website on their foot.
Speaker 2So then we start getting fucking promo material from them.
Speaker 1Oh dude, this is ADHD after podcast Sorry, I got excited and I was laughing while typing Dude, this is the exact same form nobody read my birthday it's uh january 1st of of sometime in the 90s why you gotta do this, why you gotta do this to me fun fact xeno's, born on january 1st, the default date of every calendar. I had a fucking hard reset my phone. It was just not not having any of it.
Speaker 2I gotta send, I gotta get my ID. I'll be right back.
Speaker 1This is how you know it's serious. I didn't actually think we were going to be on Feet Finder tonight with Zimbro.
Speaker 4I mean, he told me he was thinking about doing it, so I'm not surprised. Feet Finder, daddy, how much.
Speaker 2He told me he was thinking about doing it, so I'm not surprised. Feet finder. Daddy, how much taco meat did you eat, coco?
Speaker 1Dude, I'm still eating it because it's in the freezer, hell yeah. Dude it's like it's probably. I've probably eaten a pound of taco meat since since that trip and I put like whatever I couldn't eat in the freezer for me to pull out later at some time because I was like I'm not gonna let it all go bad, so it'll be good for a while. It's gonna be a bitch to fucking separate, but should be fine.
Speaker 3Right.
Speaker 2Should I bitch?
Speaker 4to fucking separate.
Speaker 2But should be fine, right? Should I do some reviews? Look at some reviews of FeeFinder. Before I give them my ID, it's too late. Selfie with ID even better.
Speaker 1You have to take your dick out in the selfie. I'm gonna have to make a FeeFinder, just so I can support you now. Take your dick out in a selfie. I'm gonna have to make a feet finder, just so I can support you now. E when are you making a feet finder?
Speaker 4I'm just gonna share mine with Z now, oh, okay.
Speaker 1Hell yeah, we gotta get back to doing some game, boat stuff. At some point we need to do a way out. We need to finish that fucking game, gameboat stuff. At some point we need to do a way out. We need to finish that fucking game so we can do split fiction.
Speaker 4It's been like two years.
Speaker 1It's been more than that, because I think I was still in PA the last time we recorded how many. I can't believe three years went by that quick. I hate it.
Speaker 4Sometimes they go zoom.
Speaker 2Feet finder review. My experience as a seller. You've been a member of the subreddit for some time. You'll know that I like feet finder best of all the platforms for selling feet picks, for a number of reasons. However, I still find, or still had quite a few requests to put together a full Feet Finder review, especially since I've put together a full Fun with Feet review before Feet Finder review, I recommend Feet Finder as the best platform to sell your feed picks. That's encouraging. It's not perfect and has its issues, but in my experience it's much better than any other platform in this niche. Its issues, but in my experience it's much better than any other platform in this niche. The main reason I prefer feed finder over the other platforms they seem to have the largest buyer base. In my experience. You still have to do something to attract buyers, but it's much easier than on other platforms. I found support is also great on feed finder quick to respond, generally very helpful.
Speaker 2Pros of feed finder easiest platform to find buyers. They offer a monthly plan to start out, but also lifetime plans if you you're sure you like the platform. Low payout minimum of 30 and you can request payouts at any time. That's not bad. Uh cons, monthly fees. Scammer slash time wasters on the platform. Fee finder is a platform with the fewest scammers slash time wasters on the platform. Feedfinder is a platform with the fewest scammers slash time wasters in the feed picks niche in my experience, but they're still there. Alternatives Getting started on FeedFinder. Don't expect to get sales immediately after uploading your feed picks. While FeedFinder has a lot of buyers, you still have to engage with potential buyers to make them interested. I'm slowly becoming more and more discouraged with this. I don't want to reach out to people to sell my feet to them. I just want them to do it. You want them to reach down try to find a specific niche.
Speaker 2This can be hard in the beginning, since you'll have to test out what buyers are interested in. Beginning repeat buyers will be much easier if you find a narrow sub-niche. Some of the most popular foot fetish niches are giantress, bendam, slave worship, crushing food, play, smelly or sweaty feet. These are the most popular niches. The more you delve into a niche, you'll find sub-niches which are best for finding best for finding buyers In my experience at the beginning. Message buyers who have reviews so you know you've spent money before and maybe even a profile pic. They're usually the most active buyers. Check out their bio and profile to see what they're into and send them a message with feet pics that relate to their interests. Message buyers who have bought from you before. When you see them online.
Speaker 2Don't upload single feet pics. When people speak of selling feet pics, they usually refer to feet picture albums. On feet finder you can have up to 15 picks per album. Make use of that, since buyers appreciate it. Price your feet pics slash album on the lower side. At the beginning I recommend between $5 to $15. It's not bad, depending on the level of nudity. What.
Speaker 1How much dong are you going to be showing? Just pull your pants off.
Speaker 3Just take your pants off.
Speaker 1Your dong will just fall into the picture.
Selling Feet Pics: Strategies and Niches
Speaker 2The key with this is not giving up quickly. You'll probably struggle at the beginning, not make sales. I think selling feet pics is not working. Don't give up then. Try a few more niches. Message more buyers and keep trying. Try for a month. Seriously, I'd be surprised if you didn't sell anything. You do try at least nothing. Cancel your feet find a membership Now where she wasted. Do try at least nothing. Cancel your Feet Finder membership and at worst you wasted $5 to $15. For reference, here's my full guide on how to sell Feet Picks. It's a few months old but you might get something out of it.
Speaker 1This sounds very involved. Hit that sign up button, Zeno.
Speaker 2I've been on Feet Finder for over a year and I made $800. My first six to eight weeks need to stay consistent and post a message. Buyers don't get discouraged. If you don't make a sale right away, it will happen you got this, you know let's see male feet on feed finder a couple.
Speaker 1I think it was like the last episode that we recorded. Didn't you say you had something put together for us to do?
Speaker 4sorry, I was sneezing the moment you were asking. Uh, I do. However, it's funny that you say that, because I was trying to find the old buzzer system that I used, where you could like submit text answer, and it's gone. It's gone Like the website's, just out.
Speaker 1I mean, I guess we just use a regular buzzer system. There's probably got to be one out there.
Speaker 4Oh, there's several. I was just looking for one specifically for like submitting text. But yeah, I do got something. I'd have to pull up shit for it. Pull it up. Alright, let me dig into the archives.
Speaker 1I think we did the feed finder bit for long enough and I've already gotten bored of it, especially because Zeta's like I don't know.
Speaker 2There's a lot of I don't know, I'm looking at this reddit thread of a male model. I'm looking at this Reddit thread of a male model that's what they call him, Foot model and he says it's actually incredibly oversaturated with people just trying to make a quick buck. So like, unless you're like jerking somebody off with your feet yeah, I was, like you know, not really interested in doing all that. Do you want to beat my dick? I'm somebody off with your feet.
Speaker 1Yeah, I was like. You know, I'm not really interested in doing all that. Do you want to be my dad? I'm going to be.
Speaker 2I'm going to be one of those noobs just fucking posting pictures of my feet on there.
Speaker 4I have a better alternative ASMR eating, and I'll eat this egg roll super close to the body. Ok, go for it, I'm audibly choking on this meat, trying to swallow the shit.
Speaker 2Egg roll.
Speaker 1Make sure you audibly choke on it. Sweet and sour sauce. Well, that was almost our adventure into a feed finder. We're doing some research. I have a Gmail now for it. You a gmail for throwaway stuff is what you have congratulations. That's what adhd after dark is for me now. Whenever we're doing stupid shit on the podcast, I'm like just put that in there sometimes he's got the egg roll ready let me see, do we have anything funny in our email box?
Speaker 1I haven't checked in a while. No egg rolls ready. Let me see, do we have anything funny in our email box?
Speaker 2I haven't checked in a while, no egg roll's ready uh, huh we have my mic like genuinely nothing in that email nothing right now.
Speaker 1No, genuinely nothing.
Speaker 2There's some fans nothing's coming through, that's some bullshit. Like nothing's coming through fuck that's some bullshit change volumes hold on $20 $20.
Speaker 4I'm only gonna whisper.
Speaker 1I think it's the noise cancellation is the problem my input sensitivity.
Speaker 4What if I'm whispering right down here?
Speaker 3What if I'm whispering no, it's coming through. Marky, is it coming through? Is it doing the thing it's doing?
Speaker 4the thing. Okay, so what? Just chewing and whispering?
Speaker 1at the same time. Oh God. I don't like it here, oh that sounded like somebody just fucking had like a poop move out of their butthole. Dude, the fucking wetness of your anus going. It sounded like you fucking bit into a juicy fruit and it fucking squirted out all over you. You remember?
Speaker 3those things.
Speaker 1I'm going to choke on this egg roll dude, audibly choking on this egg, alright.
Speaker 3Alright.
Speaker 1You good, the moon, the moon, all right. What are we doing? What are we doing here?
Game Breaker: A Battle of Wits
Speaker 4uh, that is a great question. Uh, I was able to pull my shit up like I don't know's out of whack. Anyways, Hello and welcome to Game Breaker. A last-minute put-together game show that's in a shit podcast that, I think only like what 100 people ever really listen to.
Speaker 1Sometimes, maybe that's a lot, Hi Farha, Hi Farha Farha's 100 people now.
Speaker 4Yes, he counts for 100 people.
Speaker 1Are you saying he's fat?
Speaker 4No, I'm just saying he's that cool, that's fucked up. Okay, I mean Dilla only counts for like 50, because he's that cool.
Speaker 1He's only 50.
Speaker 4Only 50. Dilla fucks hard. Dilla fucks hard too.
Speaker 1Dilla does fuck hard, dilla does fuck hard.
Speaker 4I mean, he has proof that he does.
Speaker 1He just has proof that he does he just has proof that he doesn't pull out.
Speaker 4Yeah never does he know. Anyways, boys, do you know the rules? Of game breaker uh there are no rules there are rules, you just don't know it yeah, I remember this alright.
Speaker 4So we don't really have the buzzers where you can just type in an answer. So what I'm going to do is I'm going to ask you boys to just have the ADHD After Dark chat up on Discord and that is where you will have to submit an answer. You do not have to buzz in. That is the only hint you guys are given for this, but you only have 15 seconds to answer, so type quick hang on.
Speaker 1I'm trying to get my app to the point. I need to pop it out, I guess, so I can also see the chat right, because I'm you're also are you gonna be streaming stuff?
Speaker 4no, because I didn't set it up as one. I just have like a word document filled with questions. So we're just doing this like old game show style, cool. So just make sure you have your listening ears on, oh good hang on.
Speaker 1I gotta jump to present. I clicked the fucking the pinned message that was in 2024.
Speaker 4Of your fucking foot dude I was just trying to help out on the casino and get some stuff in on Feed Finder man.
Speaker 1That was incredible how you scrolled back that far and found something.
Speaker 4I knew I posted feed before and I was trying to find it, but I mean he didn't have to scroll far for your feed picks.
Speaker 1No, no, they're right there. All right, hit me with your question is that everybody ready?
Speaker 4yeah, now, once you understand what the rule of the game is, you can keep it quiet or you can randomly blurt it out loud. I would just try to say do whatever you can to make sure that you know you're winning. Beat your opponents. I should probably also bring up a point tracker that might be smart.
Speaker 2Did you say we didn't have to buzz in for answers?
Speaker 1no, you have to type in the ADHD after chat is that a rule? Though he said that was the only hint yeah, that's the only hint you're given is the rule that you do have to buzz in.
Speaker 4There's no buzzer there's no buzz, here we go. Let's see cocoa murky zeno buzz crate board buzz.
Speaker 1There's no buzzer, buzz you're welcome to audibly buzz.
Speaker 4All right, here we go. Uh, oh what? No, okay, so this is gonna start off as easy, medium hard, but I guess it's already kind of hard, hard, hard to begin with if you don't understand what the theme is starting off and again you have 15 seconds. The question is favorite color timer starts. Somehow I accidentally did it for minutes instead of seconds you did it in the voice channel.
Speaker 2I thought that's what we were supposed to do in the ADHD it's okay, you still have 8 seconds there, zaynab.
Speaker 1You did it right, murky, it's okay you still have eight seconds there's, they know you did it right, murky, I think, oh, okay all right time is up.
Speaker 4Uh, no points to anybody. Coco and xeno both put purple and murky said clear.
Speaker 3So that's zero zero0 across the board.
Speaker 4Alright, next question Miz is going to be like what the fuck is happening. You know you should not fucking deal with it because he's a pussy. Oh, pussy boy. We're calling him out because I know he don't listen. Pussy boy, hi Satan.
Speaker 3It's been a fucking while hasn't it my answer to that last question was fire.
Speaker 2You're still getting zero points for that.
Speaker 4Satan, but you know what? That's a good answer. That's a good answer.
Speaker 2Anyway, I gotta go prod fucking Hitler. So BRB bye, satan.
Speaker 4What a guy before I forget, there's actually two prizes that the winner will get from this. I should have mentioned at the beginning. One is a title that you get in a little plaque that goes with it. The plaque is digital. I couldn't do a physical one, but you do get a physical gift. The next time you hang out with me, I will pay for your dinner. Oh, we're sitting down at a restaurant. You're like god damn it, I want a steak. I'm paying for it.
Speaker 4No, uh, if we haven't been a restaurant that has steak, of course I like steak anyway.
Speaker 2Is that a?
Speaker 4clue they do. No, it's literally just surprise. Alright. Next question is favorite animal. 15 seconds starts now let's see who's gonna type in here first. Alright, zeno had an answer locked and loaded. I didn't know that was an animal. Sadly, no points again. We have Xena with Raccoon.
Speaker 1We have Cocoa Tree which I did not know was an animal. We don't know what the rules are. We don't know what the rules are? You're not wrong. I was testing the waters Is we don't know what the rules are. You're not wrong. You're not testing the waters.
Speaker 2Is the rule to not answer the question.
Speaker 4So far, that's what you guys have been doing and not been getting any points. I've answered the question.
Speaker 2Like not making an answer at all is what I mean.
Speaker 4I mean you're supposed to answer, ok, yeah.
Speaker 2Wasn't sure if that was the rule.
Speaker 4Third question Ast. Okay, yeah, wasn't sure if that was the rule. Uh, third question astrological sign. Question mark at the end there. Okay, we got xena with an answer. We got coco with an answer yeah, murky type the question mark he said question mark.
Speaker 1At the end it took you that long to spell that? No, I was gonna go something else. I'm like, uh, I don't know, maybe not, he talked himself out of it.
Speaker 2He talked, I didn't say like hitler I was gonna go scorpio and I was like I don't know, so I switched.
Speaker 4So we have Xeno with Cancer, we have Coco with Gemini.
Speaker 1Xeno has Cancer.
Speaker 4And Merc Daddy with Taurus, merc Daddy gets a point, oh shit.
Speaker 1Alright, alright alright, I don't know why I got it right, but I got it right. Couldn't tell you. Couldn't tell you either. I have no idea.
Speaker 4Next question is shoe size. We have Zeno. Again with a quick answer we have Coco.
Speaker 1I think I have an idea.
Speaker 4Alright, we got everybody in before the buzzer. Zeno said 11, coco said 12 and murk daddy said 11 and a half. Trying to go in between both of them, uh, coco gets the point no, do you have to answer the question at a certain time.
Speaker 2Was that the?
Speaker 4rule. You're trying to do within 15 seconds, just so we can keep it.
Speaker 1He's not going to tell you the rule, dumbass. He's not going to tell you the rule.
Speaker 2But you said you can guess the rule at any time. If you guess the rule, you win.
Speaker 1You can most certainly try who's a Taurus and who wears a size 12 shoe. If you guess the rule, do you win?
Speaker 4Yeah, I mean, mean not essentially, but if you know the rule you use it to your advantage yeah, you don't. Oh, I thought, it was like you wanted to guess he's not gonna tell you what the rule is because you still
Speaker 2play I got you, I got you all right, all right, all right.
Speaker 4Next one we have Favorite Movie.
Speaker 1Oh, fucking Christ.
Speaker 4Alright, we got Coco with an answer.
Speaker 1I'll show you my Willy Wonka.
Speaker 2Hey yo.
Speaker 4Shark Side of the Moon, lion King, shark Side of the Moon and Willy Wonka. Sadly, no points given to Moon and Willy Wonka, sadly, no points given to anybody here.
Speaker 1Well, fuck, damn it. I thought I knew what the rule was.
Speaker 4Now I don't All right. Next is Last Time. Pooped Time starts now. All right. All right, we're getting some answers. In Xeno had one just boom ready to go. Okay, so we have today, this morning and two hours or less. We're giving this one to Coco. Coco gets the point Got it.
Speaker 1Fuck. We're giving this one to Coco. Coco gets the point fuck what's your favorite movie, my favorite movie.
Speaker 4Yeah, I probably have to give it to Shawshank okay, it's a good one what's your astrological sign?
Speaker 1what's your astrological sign? You know that's a good one. What's your astrological sign? What's?
Speaker 4your astrological sign. You know, that's a great question. What's?
Speaker 2that shoe you wear.
Speaker 1The next one All right Next question.
Speaker 4You know what?
Speaker 1Let's just scroll Biggest pet peeve yeah, he's scrolling down cause he knows we got something on the room. Biggest pet peeve fuck biggest pet peeve.
Speaker 4Oh, loud chewing, open mouth chewing and stupid school students. Sadly, no points given for that.
Speaker 3Alright, guys.
Speaker 4Fuck, I feel like these are some pretty good answers.
Speaker 1Good answer.
Speaker 2Good answer.
Speaker 4Good answer. Next question is favorite shark Fuck, oh dang. Okay, you guys had like sharks on the ready here.
Speaker 1Shark man, we have lemon shark, basking shark and bull shark ready here, Sharkman.
Speaker 3Sharkman.
Speaker 4We have Lemon Shark, basking Shark and Bull Shark. Sadly, no points given.
Speaker 2What about Sharkman?
Speaker 1Sharknado.
Speaker 4As far as I'm aware, Sharkman is a mythological creature who only lives in your basement.
Speaker 1Mine.
Speaker 4No Zeno's basement. Oh, I mean, every time I go down there like I can hear him knocking on the walls, I hear him, I swear I hear him.
Speaker 2That's murky. You think he actually has that apartment over there.
Speaker 1You're kidding yourself, obviously.
Speaker 2You notice, you can't see outside of that window. That's because that's a box light on the other side of that glass next question is favorite book.
Speaker 1Fucking time starts now oh, fucking, no, fucking christ, if I know. Oh, what was the question? Again, I'm sorry, favorite book, I don't even know if I spelled that right. I probably. I just fucking typed it because I wanted to get it out quick, but apparently, apparently we weren't given real answers and I missed the fucking memo. Good try, good try, I didn't give a fuck Smut and the Great. Catastrophe Smut deserves something.
Speaker 4No points given. Fucking Smut, is your foot size really 12? I mean it's between 12 and 13, depending on the shoe man Okay.
Speaker 2I mean, he did tell us that when we got Tux fitting.
Speaker 1I don't remember that Because I was fucking being pulled in so many different directions With actually scheduling this shit. Next one is favorite band oh my fucking christ, we played it in the car. Yeah, I mean, murky. Murky fucking said my answer, so uh, I'm just gonna good answer zito said it first. I'm gonna give a different answer gonna good answer. You know, zito said it first I'm gonna give a different answer.
Speaker 2Oh, why would you say something so controversial?
Speaker 4yeah, bold I do like a good pearl jam, but uh, we're giving this one to zeno and murky. What, yeah, he put in an answer and it was right are you telling me that he only?
Speaker 2guessed half of it. Wait, that's not even the full name of the band. I was trying to get a question.
Speaker 3Are you telling me that if I would have seen their answers come?
Speaker 1up and then answered with with that answer, I would have also gotten points within the timer.
Speaker 2Yeah, I'm going to be a little bitch now that your favorite band is Coheed and not Coheed and Cambria no it's just Cambria If you say Coheed to somebody, they're like oh, I know the band you're talking about.
Speaker 4I wouldn't.
Speaker 2This is rigged, you wouldn't.
Speaker 1No, I don't even know what the band is with both of them.
Speaker 4They're very good Favorite song by them. I will allow you guys 30 seconds to randomly look up songs by them and submit an answer.
Speaker 1I'm just gonna fucking google search coheed and cambria songs and pick one this seems like a good one search and this seems like a good one. Search inf. I typed that wrong. You know what I mean. Search inf search inf oh, everybody did pick really good songs good, because I have no idea what any of these are can I make a?
Speaker 4guess for a half point kind of knows what the rule is. The answer was actually the willing well three. The goodness, what is it? The willing well three? Apollo to the telling truth. There we go. It's a long ass fucking title, but I'm gonna give it to the closest one and I'm gonna have to give it to devil in Jersey City. Yeah. I was gonna go with the crowing despite that song being about uh, one of the main characters, getting raped so we, so we can I see, that's why that stuck out to me, because I remember us talking about that I think we played it in the car, didn't we?
Speaker 1yeah? We searching for tomorrow in the car no wonder why that name stuck out to me we all know the rule at this point, right we? All know the rule. Yeah. I like to point it out that I figured it out first and I started asking questions and everybody else picked up on it. So you're welcome autism.
Speaker 4So I'm going to start changing how the questions are asked. What's my favorite food?
Speaker 115 seconds Fucking Christ.
Speaker 4He's not a steak daddy doesn't that is going to xeno pizza is my favorite because of the toodles who's? My favorite turtle. Did I spell this right? I probably spelled it wrong, I think you actually did spell it right.
Speaker 2Oh, I think it is the point yeah, it is ralph thank you I almost went with ralph and then I was like oh, maybe it is donnie no, it was because he was red.
Speaker 4Speaking of red, who's my favorite Red Ranger? I'll give you guys 30 seconds so you can look at different Rangers.
Speaker 2Favorite Red Ranger. The annoyed heavy sigh from Zeno. I know who it was.
Speaker 4I mean, in all fairness, he wasn't number one. I would say he was the number two until I met him and then he dropped do you want the actor's name or his screen name? Put in what season he's from, or the character name or the actor name what's the timer? Just to give you guys a little more time to reset it how much time do we?
Speaker 4have from Coco. How much time you got 20 seconds no, I'm doing it this one is going to Zeno this one is going to xeno rangers. Spd's red ranger is now my favorite ranger because, uh, the two mighty morphin rangers are kind of bitches in real life. Who was your favorite before? Uh, it was jason lee scott, but then he started using hitler quotes on t-shirts.
Speaker 1To be fair, murky uses Hitler quotes to describe Jiraiya. That was one time and his mustache looked like that In the white. I was white.
Speaker 4Murky's not making money off of it. He just said a thing. It was a mustache on a cat in the camera and I said, whoa.
Speaker 1Your cat looks like Hitler little looks so offended.
Speaker 4He knows like he heard it like what the fuck you call my homeboy a Hitler all right, we're starting to get into the what I have labeled as the awkward and hard, oh awkward, like I always am Whenever I see you boys. Uh, what is my current project? What am I working on at the moment?
Speaker 1I wish we hung out and voice chat more. It's not on me, fucking Christ I'm sorry, say that's a project.
Speaker 4uh, those are all good answers, but no points given. Uh, the past couple of weeks I have been writing a book, huh.
Speaker 1Did you talk about this at all? Hell yeah, nope, okay, okay. So yeah, that's awesome.
Speaker 2I was like I'm going to feel like a huge piece of shit when he was like, yeah, I told Zeno about it, or something like that. Yeah, I talked about it while we were all together, but you were so drunk that I didn't remember.
Speaker 4Just haven't really told anybody about it, just a little shit I've been throwing together for fun. Nice, here's the next one. Did I have braces growing up? You have a 50 50 shot. The only person not getting a point is coke you know, murky, get a point I did not have. We were too poor for that shit. Yeah, that's kind of what it was for me. Okay, this one you get a little bit of a hint on. I had an imaginary friend growing up named pinky. What animal was pinky getting some elore in here?
Speaker 4me and xeno are thinking the exact same fucking thing here I can see where murky was going with it, though, shockingly, zeno and Coco were kind of closer. It was a rabbit, an imaginary best friend, that was a rabbit named Pinky. It was a big old, fluffy, pink, bunny rabbit.
Speaker 1I just immediately went to. Pinky in the brain.
Speaker 2I did too. Yeah, no, that's fair, that's fair. I almost said rodent, would that have gotten me anywhere?
Speaker 4I mean, rabbit is a rodent. If you were on fucking family feud, it would be because it's covered.
Speaker 3I feel like you got to specify on that.
Speaker 2I feel like flamingo was a dumb bitch answer I feel like you're a dumb bitch Fucking stupid $20.
Deep Fears: Escalators and Stingrays
Speaker 4One of my biggest fears yeah, one of my biggest fears something that actually just makes me completely freeze up and can't do shit oh this is it right?
Speaker 1no, no, no. Can I change my answer? Ooh, alright so know.
Speaker 3Can I change my answer?
Speaker 4oh, all right. So, coke, I'm gonna need you to confirm one of these second one, the second one second one all right, so we have escalator I later type that uh, you're gonna have to be more specific with escalator there before I can accept your answer, either up or down.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 4Specifically up, specifically up Coco has stingrays and Merc Daddy has heights. Xeno and Coco get the point. The two things I am afraid of most in this world, I just escalators and motherfucking stingray.
Speaker 1I just remember the one time you caught a stingray on my stream and you went, nope, nope, get that fucking thing off my screen. And it was because, like you caught a horseshoe crab and it looked like a stingray and it freaked you out, which is why I was thinking horseshoe crab.
Speaker 2I just remember being at a con and we were going up an escalator and he was petrified and I was like are you okay, man? He's like I really fucking hate escalators. I don't know why.
Speaker 1I remember it's only up and I hate them I remember getting yelled at for reading an advertisement which was at the gen con ways to die there was an advertisement for dumb ways to die a Die a board game.
Speaker 1And I just went dumb ways to die reading the fucking the advertisement while we're on the escalator, not remembering that he had his fucking of the escalator and Shannon fucking punched me in the back and I'm like what she's like? You know, he has a fear of escalators. I was like, oh, I was reading the advertisement and he goes yeah, yeah, there was an advertisement there yeah, I saw.
Speaker 4But if I'm on an up escalator I'm not talking to anybody, I'm a fucking statue. It's because when I was like eight, nine years old, my parents took me to las vegas with my older brother and his girlfriend and I think we were in the Luxor or something. But we were standing at the bottom of this like batch of elevators and they were deciding what to do next and I remember hearing screaming. I turned around and there's this old black lady who's just tumbling down the up escalator but she kept getting like pushed up because the escalator while she's falling, so she's perpetually stumbling in one spot. And for whatever reason, just seeing what happened to her, I I've been afraid of up escalator since. And for stingrays, I got pushed underwater when I was like 10, 11 years old by a group of stingrays, like we were supposed to be feeding them squid. I was excited for it. We got in the water and they immediately swam up to me and they just engulfed me and pushed me under and, for whatever reason, the moment my head hit the water.
Speaker 1Been afraid those motherfuckers ever since well, that one makes sense, because you were actually like swarmed the up escalator. You just kind of saw somebody having a bad time and you're like I don't want that to be me. The worst time Perpetual falling.
Speaker 2That sounds like a really bad time.
Speaker 1Nowadays I'm like, if I have speed, there's no way I get up. There's no way I stay at Edwards Bad day at the office. There's going to be a huge lawsuit. Why wasn't your escalator?
Speaker 4safer you never know.
Speaker 2We'll never know. We'll never know.
Speaker 4What's my middle name? Fuck?
Speaker 1I'm taking a guess oh. I'm taking a guess it's probably something stupid or simple.
Speaker 2I know what it is. I've heard it before, do you remember?
Speaker 4it Ralph, Earl and Steve, which none of those are right. It's Carson damn it, we've all heard it before?
Speaker 1yeah, how would you have asked that question if we didn't?
Speaker 4know what the rule was at this point, I was just blanking middle name.
Speaker 1Okay, yeah, I got it.
Speaker 4I figured, since we're Okay yeah, I got it. I figured since we're almost to the edge of where we normally end. I'll just do like Right now we have Zeno with six, murky with four and Coco with three.
Speaker 2I didn't think I had that many points.
Speaker 1My first two points came before. I told all you fucks to rule by asking me questions. Should have kept my goddamn mouth shut.
Speaker 4I got the first question right with Taurus. Give fuck you know what. Let's make this one fun. What is my birthday?
Speaker 2You got 15 seconds.
Speaker 4You want date and year just date you don't need to put in year. Alright, we got an answer from Coco. Got an answer from Zinebro.
Speaker 1Oh, Murky, did you copy my answer? Coco Got an answer from Zinebro. Oh, murky, did you copy my answer? Maybe I did. I had no idea. Straight up I had no idea.
Speaker 4None of you are right, but Zino's the closest. My birthday is going to be on Monday.
Speaker 2Monday. I knew it was your birthday weekend because we had talked about that. That's stupid.
Speaker 1You have an advantage.
Speaker 2Sorry, talk to your friends, bitch.
Speaker 1You're with him every day.
Speaker 3I never get to see him anymore.
Speaker 2I never get to see him at your work. I didn't see any of you guys doing that. What?
Speaker 1about that? They don't take remote employees. You knew the man was unemployed. I stepped up.
Speaker 2I stepped up. That was me.
Speaker 4I did that shit, alright, this question is going to be worth two points. Oh shit, what liquor caused me to shit my pants once.
Speaker 1What was this question if we didn't know the rule? Was it just shit your pants licker?
Speaker 4I would have found a way to rephrase it, but I figured you guys would have figured what it was by this point.
Speaker 3Was this when you did it in the Burger.
Speaker 1King.
Speaker 4Fucking. I need an answer here. I put an answer did you not see it oh? Yeah for whatever reason, I had to scroll down because the other two popped up. We have two Yeagers and an Absinthe. It was actually bourbon.
Speaker 2I was gonna say whiskey, but I chugged whiskey and bourbon what are y'all two?
Speaker 1yeah, you chugged the entire bottle. Yeah, the entire bottle, that's that I remember it being something that you drank a lot of and I couldn't remember if it was jaeger no, I think the thing that that got us was um, was you know there, whenever I rolled for the drink at the one place and I wrote yeah, yeah, roll a jaeger bomb jaeger bombs and they were fucking did you roll like a two or something like no, I rolled 13, was it? Oh, jagerbaum was a fucking 13, dude.
Speaker 2That was bullshit. No, it's also an unlucky number. We should have gotten something way better.
Speaker 1Unlucky number 13. If you think about it. But like I rolled a 13, I was like that's going to be good, right. And then they said Jägerbaum's and I was like what the fuck? God damn it. I think fucking 12 was a screwdriver. Yeah, what was 20 like?
Speaker 420 was like a fucking double shot of a top shelf or some shit like that all right, just for time's sake, I'm just choosing one random one here and we will make it worth four points, just so we can have a clarified winner. Here Could be for all the marbles.
Speaker 1I don't think if I answer this right, I win at all.
Speaker 2No, if you get four points, you will.
Speaker 4You have, I mean four points will bring you up to seven points, making you the winner, and bring Murky up to eight, making him the winner. Otherwise, you know, just wins. Cool, all right, let's see, let's go with.
Speaker 1I'm gonna bet three points on this too. So if I get it, I get it. I either get zero. We're doing the Jeopardy rules at this point.
Speaker 2Will you allow it?
Speaker 4You know, we'll see. You mean, we'll see, we'll see for somebody, or very difficult for anybody else favorite candy fucking christ, I have no idea.
Speaker 1I'm just gonna put a candy in and fucking hope get murk, daddy typing.
Speaker 4I see those little squigglies wow okay, reese's mike and ike's, it is going to xeno let's go going to Zeno, let's go.
Speaker 1You see a big, big, big, big, big big big big, big, big, big big.
Speaker 4Zeno, the next time you and I hang out at a restaurant, I will be paying for your dinner and you also get to own this beautiful little thing right here. That's all yours. He's biffling this beautiful little thing right here.
Speaker 1That's all yours. He's Bethlehem. Quick, make that into an NFT. They don't hate it. No no, no longer.
Speaker 4He's Bethlehem, but in an inner.
Speaker 1That was fun.
Speaker 1I should have never started asking you about that shit because I figured it out after, like, the third question. Thanks for bailing us out. Whenever I, whenever I guessed the 12 on the shoe size, I was like I think that's his shoe size. And then you gave it to me as it was right and I was like son of a bitch. And then I asked what your favorite movie was and you just gave that up and I was like maybe it's not that and I was like what's your fucking astrological side? And you went we're moving on and I was like okay murky's just yeah, no, I'm a toyist you're a toyist, uh, so what are you doing?
Speaker 2next weekend. Oh wait, no, I'm gonna be in Ohio next weekend, nevermind ew yeah go visit the in-laws. I was asking E the in-laws. You guys married now maybe to come up that way. Um no, but I've been accepted into the family, so okay, you know close enough.
Speaker 4That's kind of where I'm at too.
Speaker 2I mean dr fart's dad blew past her. When we got there the last time we visited, blue pastor was like sean and came and gave me a hug and then gave Chris a fist bumps and he was like, oh hey, chris, whatever so I'm just saying you're the favorite, so you know it shows.
Final Round and Crowning the Winner
Speaker 1Yeah, oh yeah, I was gonna suck his feet, oh yeah, alright. Well, that's it for ADHD. After dark, we're back. Oh my god, marky, your nipple it's just out nice yeah, and on that note, nipples out, we're back.
Speaker 3Oh my God, marky your nipple.
Speaker 1It's just out. Nice, yeah. And on that note, nipples out, for nipple is cage. Goodbye everybody, nipple Bye.
Speaker 4Bye.
