ADHD After Dark
ADHD After Dark is the unfiltered podcast where a group of hilarious dudes with ADHD gather to talk about anything and everything that comes to mind. Brace yourself for an explicit and comedic rollercoaster ride, as we dive into the depths of randomness, pushing the boundaries of humor and edginess.
In each episode, we unleash our unapologetic, off-the-cuff banter, sharing outrageous stories, wild adventures, and side-splitting anecdotes that will keep you laughing throughout the night. No topic is off-limits for us—whether it's outrageous personal experiences, taboo subjects, or exploring the more intimate and risqué aspects of life, we bring a refreshingly audacious and humorous perspective to it all.
ADHD After Dark is your escape from the mundane and predictable. Join our crew as we navigate the uncharted territories of comedic chaos, reveling in the freedom to explore the untamed corners of our minds. We embrace the spirit of After Dark, where the content can get explicit, sexual, and edgy—pushing boundaries and challenging social norms with a healthy dose of laughter.
While we may not always offer informative insights, we guarantee an uproarious time filled with absurdity, spontaneous conversations, and unabashed humor. It's a podcast that's not afraid to go where others won't, creating an inclusive space for individuals who enjoy unfiltered comedic escapades.
So, grab a drink, kick back, and immerse yourself in the unapologetically hilarious world of ADHD After Dark. Warning: explicit content ahead—tune in at your own risk, but be prepared to laugh your way through our zany adventures, spontaneous tangents, and unabashedly funny discussions that defy convention. Welcome to the wild, comedic chaos of ADHD After Dark.
ADHD After Dark
S4 E5: Holy Sh*t, Is That a Ghost Child or Just Burger King Gas?
Buckle up for a journey through the chaotic, unfiltered minds of friends who leave no topic unexplored. This episode showcases the beautiful randomness of ADHD conversations as we bounce from dungeon crawling to digestive disasters without missing a beat.
We kick things off with tales from our D&D campaign, where character development reveals more about ourselves than we intended. Hear about "Lubong," whose deliberately reduced intelligence stats (from 10 down to 6) mirror the impulsive decision-making many of us experience in real life. Meanwhile, creepy horror games with haunted dolls transition perfectly into our personal ghost stories, including a night at a haunted house so terrifying that one of us fled at 3 AM after allegedly spotting a "ghost child."
Food becomes our obsession midway through, igniting passionate debates about fast food chains that reveal our sensory preferences and fixations. The Five Guys small fry phenomenon (enough to feed a family of four) becomes a metaphor for excess, while our detailed critique of burger oil puddles demonstrates how intensely we experience ordinary things. When one host shares his doctor's recommendation to try high-fiber foods and probiotics before antidepressants, the resulting digestive adventures take center stage in a segment that's equal parts hilarious and relatable.
The episode reaches its comedic peak with an impromptu bathroom trip broadcast that transforms into five minutes of uncontrollable laughter. This moment perfectly encapsulates what makes our friendship special – the ability to find extraordinary humor in ordinary moments and the willingness to overshare in ways that make others feel less alone.
Whether you're neurodivergent or simply enjoy authentic conversation, this episode offers a judgment-free zone where every random thought, embarrassing story, and passionate opinion is welcomed. Subscribe to ADHD After Dark for weekly doses of chaos, comfort, and connection with friends who understand that the best conversations have no roadmap.
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hey, welcome to adhd after dark. That's what I said. It was a lot, of, a lot of loudness it was a goblin.
Speaker 2:It was a goblin. We've been thinking a lot of dnd recently.
Speaker 1:It's a goblin fucked in dnd over the weekend, and by fucked the boss, music was because we were the bosses um, it's scary.
Speaker 2:I don't like that. She subbed into fucking imp demon out of the goddamn minute.
Speaker 3:Got a thin air well, I was trying not to metagame, but I'm pretty sure she's a warlock, is what it is, because that's a warlock ability and the like black electrical bolts coming out of her like wristband Eldritch Blast. So I'm 99% sure she's a warlock.
Speaker 2:So you're saying I should. When she's unsuspecting, I should grab her and just beat the earth with her body.
Speaker 1:It's probably not a good idea.
Speaker 2:I mean, you'd be the leaders of Milwaukee.
Speaker 1:no one's stopping us, except he invited us to dinner which we didn't go to he invited us twice like we got a letter to show up to dinner and then he showed up and told us in person. So we got didn't we get like a letter to go see him or some shit like that?
Speaker 4:yeah, and then he showed up and was like got one before that, yeah, we got. Didn't we get like a letter to go see him or some shit like that yeah, Falgu did.
Speaker 1:Yeah. And then he showed up and was like yeah, I did send you a letter. All right, yeah, you're definitely coming.
Speaker 4:No, we got the letter after we saw him.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we got the letter after we met him.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Hmm, I don't remember that. I thought we had the letter before.
Speaker 2:Well, fuck me. We know that. I can't fucking remember anything in D&D, so I thought we only got one. We need to do that, though. I just don't know what to do with Irina.
Speaker 1:Our best.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah, I'm thinking we fucking, I don't know It'd be best if Lubang doesn't do anything we fucking, I don't know.
Speaker 4:It'd be best if Lubong doesn't do any thinking.
Speaker 1:Yeah, lubong doesn't do any thinking, he just goes. This is murky thinking now.
Speaker 4:Lubong yeah, but you have to play your character. Same brain, same brain. Oh, you're right, no, there's enough.
Speaker 1:I'm not sure why you threw that one in there. It had no press. I don't sure why you threw that one in there.
Speaker 2:It had no press. I don't know. If Miles was telling me something I need to know about, like fighting someone, I would be listening. A hundred percent Lou bongs over there Stretching yeah, uh, huh, apparently, I'm definitely listening.
Speaker 1:Apparently, miles has just been giving me shit the last couple of sessions. I didn't even notice it. I listened back to that play with like I couldn't play with myself.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, fuck your voice, dude yeah, I told you it's so fucking annoying. It doesn't help that the recording has me at 200 well, you don't know if that's how you actually sound.
Speaker 1:Everybody else already. I hope not, and you put that thing so far off center well, I did it on purpose, for uh, for people who are listeners, which are only listeners.
Speaker 3:It's farha. I am currently playing a horror game and coco's watching yeah, for our listeners, I'm watching e play.
Speaker 1:What's it called? Doll mare, doll mare. Can you give a little synopsis of this game?
Speaker 3:so you are working at a doll factory where you have to inspect the quality of the dolls and either put them on the approval shoot that sends them off to get boxed up, or in disposal to get destroyed. And every single day they add something new for you to do, like, uh, the day that I'm on, you have to x-ray these little shits to see if they have foreign objects inside of them. And coco just watched as I saw and pointed out oh, this doll has a brass knuckle in it and I still sent it down the approval shoot because I'm dumb yeah, it's because you're trying to multitask and and play be on the podcast, so you know you're just kind of, you're just kind of in auto autopilot mode at this time now she's
Speaker 4:missing an arm if we got a doll with brass knucks in it, I mean we wouldn't have, I'd be happy. Yeah, I would like best day of my life two toys in one yeah, these dolls are also cheeked up like fucking murky, like next time that
Speaker 3:kid calls me fat turn around.
Speaker 1:Turn around right right here. Turn around. Look at that doll. Look at those Ass cheeks dude.
Speaker 3:Look at those ass cheeks Marky double cheeked up For no good god reason.
Speaker 1:That's how you came out.
Speaker 2:I don't like it that's how you Came out, dude you know what the fucked up part Is. You're not wrong. There's like. There's one like naked baby picture where I'm laying on my stomach and, as a baby, my ass is fat.
Speaker 1:Fucking fat ass. Murky baby. Do we need to see a murky baby picture now?
Speaker 2:I have no idea how I'd have to find it, yeah.
Speaker 1:I have no idea how my mom oh yeah, she got C-section.
Speaker 2:She didn't have to push me out. They fucking had to cut me out because my ass is so fat we're like your butt. Your baby is gonna have such a fat ass that you're not getting this out look, I'm gonna be honest with you, between the ass and how big his fucking head is. We're just gonna want to cut this one out you saying something about yourself, murky.
Speaker 1:From a young age you had a big old dense head.
Speaker 2:I got a fat. Yeah, I got a big ass head and, like it was before middle school, it was a elementary school. Um, I joined, like the local community, like kids football league thing. They had to order me a special helmet. I'm not bullshit, I wish I was.
Speaker 2:I wish I was lying dude. The older kids used to make fun of me for having such a big head because my helmet in football was so huge. That's awful. And I got older and they were puds and then fucking. They tried to be on the wrestling team. I got to beat their ass. Oh yeah, one of the kids name was matt and I remember fucking him up and just being like do you was Matt? And I remember fucking him up and just being like do you remember this? While I'm fucking him up, he's like no, like you should. And I just continued to fuck him up more.
Speaker 2:It was awesome, he entered I got my revenge, I got my revenge this is.
Speaker 1:This is fucking wildy. So this is like your previous what you said, like your previous um what you said, that your previous uh yeah, co-worker who got turned into a doll. I knew it. You're being turned into dolls. This fucking, this fucking game is wild. Anything, any game with a with a that's based around creepy doll, hoarder or get. Fuck that. I'm sorry I'm sorry that fuck that shit. That doll is not supposed to be there.
Speaker 2:I don't like this like the doll room at that hard house we went to. You know that shit was wild, old, like old ass porcelain dolls, that's what he
Speaker 3:told me to do spooky he got approved.
Speaker 4:That room was spooky. Yeah, it was like the person's who room. It was really like those porcelain dolls. So then people just keep bringing these porcelain dolls as like a offering or a gift to the spirit is that the haunted house that murky woke up in the middle of night of and said fuck this, I'm out uh, there was no, there was no way. He never went to sleep, he never went to bed got it yeah, fuck, no, dude, that place, dude.
Speaker 2:I had goosebumps for fucking however long I was there. That's how long I had goosebumps.
Speaker 4:At one point, marky and I decided to venture into the building by ourselves and we were in one room and we were trying to get stuff to happen, talking to the ghosties or whatever, and at one point he just looks at me and goes Shani, I'm gonna let you know right now. If anything fucking happens, I'm mowing you down and I'm booking it out of this room and I was like, whoa, you would do that to me.
Speaker 4:He's like well, I'd probably actually check to see what your reaction is first and then act accordingly. And I was like, alright, let's agree, right now we're just gonna calmly back out of this room if anything spooky happens. And he's like, okay, okay, I'll try to do that.
Speaker 1:I'll try to do that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because we were like we were fucking with like little Hot Wheels cars and like shit in this room. I'm like I want you to know, dude, if one of these cars that's not moving starts moving, I'm beelining for the door, and if you're in the way of the door, I'm gonna fucking eat you.
Speaker 1:I wanna see you eat Zeno now you're gonna have to eat him and his whole dick.
Speaker 2:Zeno looks at me and goes is that really your plan? You're gonna fuck me up like that? I was like. You know I'm thinking about it now. Let's make a plan that we'll look at each other at least and we'll figure something out from there nothing ever happened.
Speaker 3:I was gonna say that's the important part nothing ever really happened that you know of.
Speaker 4:And then I went to bed and murky was awake. I woke up in the morning.
Speaker 1:He was afraid he was gonna wake up with a bed and Murky was awake.
Speaker 4:I woke up in the morning he was afraid he was going to wake up with a butt baby. Murky was gone and I wake up, start wandering around the place and everyone's like, yeah, you seen Murky and Dusty? And I was like, no, I thought maybe, oh, oh oh, you want to, oh, oh, oh, you want to. Oh, oh, I had to leave.
Speaker 2:So you know, you're a robot buddy.
Speaker 1:We just missed all that Whatever you just said, nothing came through.
Speaker 2:Your internet started to throw up, and now it's back.
Speaker 4:I was saying. I woke up in the morning and didn't see.
Speaker 1:You know. You know, maybe he brought a ghost back with him. That won't let him tell this story.
Speaker 4:It wasn't me is it doing it now?
Speaker 2:no, as soon as you start the story, you stop telling the story. It doesn't fuck up that's fucking so wild try it again.
Speaker 4:So we started walking. I woke up, started walking around the place and, um, everybody was like starting to wake up. Nobody knew where murky and dusty were and I was like, yeah, no, I figured they just kind of wandered around the building by themselves. No, sooner I say that, I get a text from Murky and he's like hey, I'm halfway home, spaw spooky shit, decided to leave. See you when you get home.
Speaker 2:Nope.
Speaker 1:Murky said I'm a little bitch, I'll see you later.
Speaker 2:Dude between. So, like Dusty's asleep, everyone else goes to sleep, so I'm like, alright, well, like I'm bored. I was bored, dude, I had a couple Red Bulls and I'm like I'm gonna stay up Place just gave me the fucking creeps. So I went around for a little bit by myself and was just fucking terrified the whole time. So I went back it was like three o'clock-ish Went back and sat with Dusty. I'm like I had her head on my lap and I'm sitting there watching TikToks because I still can't fall asleep and fucking little fucking see some shit in front of me in the door, in the walkway, and at that point I'm like I'm leaving.
Speaker 1:Murphy actually got scared by a rat.
Speaker 2:I got scared by a rat, you know. I got scared by a fucking goddamn spirit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, inspector maybe you should have tried to communicate with a child, the ghost child, fucking ran in front of me.
Speaker 2:I'm like I'm leaving. Well, that's enough for me. I've seen all I need to see how long ago was this?
Speaker 4:uh, spend a good three years and then, like shortly after, that is when we really started ramping up, having spooky stuff.
Speaker 1:You brought back a ghost. Do you have a? We feared that might uh might have happened.
Speaker 2:They were pissed off. You were even talking about that's why they fucked up your shit and I was like, yeah, like why are you?
Speaker 4:putting our business on the fucking streets like that bitch shit out there, dude, the fuck's that about fucking wild switch is.
Speaker 1:Uh switch is lurking in the voice right now too he's getting my switch.
Speaker 4:What do you think he's getting? Probably a bit Try.
Speaker 2:Hardee's.
Speaker 1:Bro, he was so upset today when people were talking about. Hardee's. He's like what the fuck's a Hardee's?
Speaker 4:I am not a Hardee's fan. Anytime I've had it it has been awful, the worst Same.
Speaker 2:I don't understand how they're in business. If you leave the wrapper the way it comes to the bag and, like you, take it out and set it down flat and you unwrap it, there's a whole ass lake that consists of oil and bits of what might be meat and what just might be not meat. In the bottom of the thing, it's definitely skin shavings, what just might be not meat in the bottom of the thing.
Speaker 1:I'm like. You know what? I don't want that.
Speaker 2:Definitely skin shavings. That's disgusting.
Speaker 1:It's not the good kind of oil that you get from five guys. When you get, when you get a five guys bag and it's just it's you know the oil wet brown color you know you're getting the fucking a. You're gonna be shitting your brains out pretty soon, but a, it's gonna be the greasiest, most delicious thing you've had when they gave you enough fries to fill you up, like they gave you enough fries to solve hunger in africa.
Speaker 1:I mean, you order a small fry at fucking five guys. You can feed a family of four with that. He's walking around.
Speaker 2:I'd like a small fry. Foist upon this man. An ass load of fries, dude.
Speaker 1:I always warn people the first time they go to five guys like here's what's gonna happen you're gonna order a burger, I'm gonna order a burger, and one of us is gonna order a small fry and that's probably gonna be enough. They're like but I want my own fry. And I'm gonna order a burger, and one of us is gonna order a small fry and that's probably gonna be enough. They're like but I want my own fry. And I'm like no, you don't sir, you order the small fry.
Speaker 3:Yes, here's a bag of fry cause you feel like they just wanna get rid of their potatoes.
Speaker 1:Cause you you order a large fry and you get oh, you get so much. Oh, that's, that's a purple light. That's what is this?
Speaker 2:there's no way that a single human being can finish a large fry from five guys you know, I bet you, I bet you somebody. Could I have the first ever adhd after dark out in the wild? Like scenario we all go to a Five Guys and individually order large fries and see who can finish it?
Speaker 4:But that's not the first idea, because last week we talked about all getting manicures or pedicures.
Speaker 2:We did I'm down for that still.
Speaker 4:How about we get the pedicures? And we treat ourselves to lunch at Five Guys.
Speaker 1:How about while we're getting the pedicures? Why would we treat ourselves to lunch at five? How about while we're getting the pedicures? I've never seen. Murky so excited about anything in my entire life, we're going to get our nails done and get super fat. Oh, dude, dude, we're going to need to buy fucking like Drano for our shits that are about to clog my fucking toilet.
Speaker 2:Yes, Scrape off those bunions while I eat these fries. We're going to, we're going to all have to flush at the same time. So there's enough pressure to make it all go through the nail place.
Speaker 1:You guys have any ketchup? No, but we got red nail polish fridge. They just come out with red nail polish called Heinz color that's very oh, fucking Christ. Oh dude, god damn it. I want to break out the big cheese grater.
Speaker 2:Five guys be fucking. Five guys do be fucking.
Speaker 4:We just got one in the city that you and I work in.
Speaker 1:You're fucked. I want. I want to find guys near me. Okay, what are you doing now? Do you have to look for radioactive fucking isotopes or some bullshit?
Speaker 3:uh, hidden markings. The other one had cum stains on it, so I threw it away. This is great. I don't know how to explain it. It was just a big splotch like. This is just black light man oh, this is.
Speaker 2:You want a game where you can bust nuts and then find those nuts behind you.
Speaker 1:Look behind you he. There's something behind you, it's constantly behind you. You're fucked. I don't hear anything because I have to have it muted, otherwise it's going to come through. The fucking, uh what you call it the podcast.
Speaker 3:The sun makes it look like I'm being hit by the rays of god right now, and it's hitting me right in the eye bro, I just noticed that somebody fucking what's the D&D spell?
Speaker 1:what's the D fucking, the one that that fucking summons the beam of light that you can move guiding light no, no, no, no, like it does like to some it to fucking something of damage, to like D8 of damage or something like that. Um, shit, I think shit. I don't remember what it's called, but that's what's happening to you right now.
Speaker 2:Oh who's the Batman villain, the Joker? No, the half face, the two face, because one side of his face is like blanked out because the sun, so you can't see any of the features, and the other side is solid. So I'm definitely thinking like to face like he's just ready to come into frame before show it yep, yep, it did.
Speaker 3:There we go. I'm Harvey Dent, you're Harvey fucking.
Speaker 1:Dent. I'm old Greg. I'm Harvey Dent.
Speaker 3:I'm Harvey Dent. I'm Harvey Dent. I'm Harvey Dent.
Speaker 1:Switch. Searched it up for me. It's Sunbeam, what'd you get? What'd you get for food? We need to know. We need to know.
Speaker 4:I need to know.
Speaker 3:I got free Whoppers.
Speaker 1:Whopper. Hell yeah, whopper, whopper, whopper. Hell yeah, whopper, whopper, whopper, whopper.
Speaker 2:Dude, that 57 Big Mac sounded pretty good.
Speaker 3:I haven't had a good Big.
Speaker 4:Mac in so long though, well yeah because of course they're not good.
Speaker 2:What do?
Speaker 1:you mean. They are good sometimes that has legitimately come on her face yeah that's what I'm saying, dude.
Speaker 3:The other one was on the task.
Speaker 2:Oh, legitimately cum on her face. Yeah, that's what I'm saying, dude. The other one was on the test. Oh, I was gonna say murky didn't see it, I was gonna say no, he threw it away.
Speaker 1:He threw it away, fuck you. No, it was. It literally looked. It was either that or she ate a bunch of cheetos and it was just all over her mouth. But it only showed up under a black light. So you know definitely just cum, stains, cum. I wonder how this game ends, like you just turn into a doll probably.
Speaker 4:I'd imagine it's probably the worst, oh let's see anything in here.
Speaker 1:Nope, nothing in there. Anything in the anything on the cum stain monitor nut, nut, just straight nut nut nutting.
Speaker 2:She passes my inspection.
Speaker 1:We nut nut just straight nut nut nutting, she passes my inspection.
Speaker 3:I bet that was enjoyable to you headphone listeners, wasn't it me clearing my throat?
Speaker 1:I don't know why baby you're getting a lot of fucking requests.
Speaker 2:I'd rather hear that over me at 200% volume, just fucking yelling about being a dumb ass.
Speaker 1:Why don't you do that right now for our listeners how you sound as Lubong.
Speaker 4:I'm waiting Uh uh, oh shit it's not a damn it.
Speaker 3:You have to turn them up to 200% volume.
Speaker 1:I'm asking you to speak as Lubong right now. When did you turn black, by the way? Why would you use that? Why were you hanging?
Speaker 2:That's what I was looking for. Why would you?
Speaker 1:Sound alert. No, I just wanted you to speak a sentence as Lubong. I didn't ask you to be racist. Frostyy, my best.
Speaker 2:Frosty, my best friend. You went down that whole fire chute. I saw you climb through the roof, real sneaky like, and then you disappeared and we were out here. All the guards showed up. I got nervous, started buying these wolf steaks. I bought all these wolf steaks For your best buddy and you came out, but now you're not. How can I be sure you're frosty? Oh my God, frosty got replaced inside the house. This isn't frosty at all. All right, let me turn it back down to a hundred percent.
Speaker 1:Damn it, damn it to hell. I like how you basically did that exact sequence how how it went down. I feel like you basically did that exact sequence how it went down. I feel like you said it exactly the same way in the session.
Speaker 4:That was a pretty good retelling.
Speaker 1:I could not have done that.
Speaker 3:That doll exploded yeah it kind of just flew out.
Speaker 2:You were in the house, you were in the house and I was outside. Everyone else was just kind of meandering around, and then the guards came you talking about these fucking wolf steaks makes me hungry for some I'm gonna let you know I can't go for a wolf thing I panicked hard.
Speaker 2:You remember when I saw that? I panicked hard in the very in the first building we went into and I saw the ghost and I freaked the fuck out and I ran out and then we both died from what I remember that's not important yeah, look at us now, you see me when I fucking rage. You see my muscles you see these guns?
Speaker 1:I just see the ghost tendrils full of like ethereal fucking.
Speaker 2:Just muscle juice in my body ethereal.
Speaker 1:That's a big word for you, lubong that is.
Speaker 2:Do you know what it means? No, I heard you guys say it once and I haven't stopped saying it since it makes you feel smart, it does make you sound smart we had to write no
Speaker 2:shit, because he had an intelligence of 10 and he wanted to play more stupid, so we took his intelligence to six yeah, because I was playing way stupider that he's like 10's, like maybe even slightly above average intelligence than a normal person, and I'm like, well, that's definitely not me, that's not Lubong. Lubong's a dumbass. Lubong's a dumbass 100% of the time I'm a dumbass, like 70% of the time.
Speaker 1:I just have impulsive decisions. That sends murder ghosts against people. I mean that's also kind of you in the real world too, yeah yeah, but the problem is is I'm not going to be able to separate that from my dnd character because I'm just way too fucking impulsive. So every dnd character I play is going to just have to be impulsive.
Speaker 2:Unless you guys tell me not to do something, I'm doing it I feel like like real, like a high intelligence, or hot, like really high wisdom. Impulsive is a lot better than like I have a strength of plus five, but my it is negative three fucking.
Speaker 1:Who was it that ripped the doorknob off?
Speaker 4:fucking switch. That was switched.
Speaker 1:That fucking beat the doorknob yeah beat the doorknob off instead of waiting for me to finish my room and come open it, and I turn around and I'm like is there anything I can do here? You guys hear that a fucking weird ghost followed Xenohome it just says fuck you a bunch everybody, welcome.
Speaker 2:Switch to the podcast. He's been here before he's been here a couple times.
Speaker 1:Yeah, god, we talked about food and now all I can think about is being a fucking fat and eating food even though I don't need it instead of five guys.
Speaker 2:Dude, I want like an adobe burrito, but like the whole outer. The whole inner outer layer of burrito is just the queso.
Speaker 1:Hmm, that sounds like something. Sounds like something, indeed, sounds like something.
Speaker 2:The whole inside of the tortilla is just a solid layer of cheese. That's what I was going for?
Speaker 1:Do you want that? Because of the one cooking animation in Monster Hunter Wilds where it looks like they just rip open a block of melted cheese.
Speaker 2:No, I want it because the local Qdoba fucks. But I feel like if they really work cheese in first and get it all over the fucking tortilla, it'd be way better.
Speaker 4:I'd fuck with some Qdoba. I love that Diablo queso dude. I've only ever had Qdoba once.
Speaker 1:Fuck me up Diablo. I don't know what Qdoba is, by the way.
Speaker 4:It's like Chipotle.
Speaker 2:Chipotle but, better.
Speaker 1:Got it. Please, please, please. Switch is just spamming. Please, in the voice chat, read the above. I can't. I got to read the above.
Speaker 2:Okay, hang on.
Speaker 4:Open. Qdoba delivers for free on their app and gives a free bowl or burrito when you sign up. Get the fuck out. I will order Kedoba right now, do it?
Speaker 1:I would do it, but.
Speaker 3:I don't have one.
Speaker 1:My choices are KFC, so you have this.
Speaker 2:Taco Bell or KFC.
Speaker 1:No, I have KFC McDonald's and the Domino's. Even though the KFC Taco Bell is a combination, I can't get Taco Bell. I have to go to it.
Speaker 3:I can't deliver it.
Speaker 1:That's weird, that's bullshit, it's fucking stupid.
Speaker 2:I mean nevermind, I love me some Taco Bell dude.
Speaker 4:I fuck with Taco Bell. You look the type.
Speaker 1:We're going to make everybody fucking hungry this episode.
Speaker 4:I'm downloading the Qdoba app.
Speaker 2:Nice Get the qdoba app nice get that qdoba, qdoba.
Speaker 4:Fuck it up for a free burrito dude for real. Why qdoba app? Yes, is downloading, you're downloading switch. I just want you to know I'm going to be very, very upset if I don't get free delivery on this Qdoba order.
Speaker 2:You know it's underrated?
Speaker 4:Yeah, but what if you're getting the?
Speaker 2:free mozzarella sticks oh.
Speaker 3:You know, they are pretty good.
Speaker 1:I can't deny that.
Speaker 3:Burger King's mozzarella sticks. I didn't care for they were good.
Speaker 2:I thought you were going to say they were good. I was like no shit tastes like they fried it with like the chicken nuggets and everything else they put in that oil no, the cheese just wasn't melted yeah, it has zero cheese pull, it's just like a solid like
Speaker 3:yeah it's like they pretty much just breaded a regular string cheese and put it in the deep fryer for like two seconds and was like, oh, this is good.
Speaker 2:Didn't get hot enough to melt at all. Well, that's disappointing. I don't like the fuck, fuck BK.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, that's because you're autistic.
Speaker 2:Yeah we're right. Yeah, as a kid I used to get sick because of Arby's mozzarella. Like I didn't want a sandwich, I didn't want fries, I didn't want anything. Give me a large mozzarella stick.
Speaker 4:Yeah, there's a child. Arby's mozzarella sticks.
Speaker 2:Fuck you, that will fucking clog you up to do a lot of things at Arby's.
Speaker 1:Fuck, I love their chicken tendies.
Speaker 4:What did Switch say? I was gonna get for free a bowl or a burrito or a bowl and it's free delivery. Nobody said no, the burrito or the bowl is free. Oh, why do I?
Speaker 3:still look for the powerpuff girls now.
Speaker 4:I'll push notifications. Sure earn with every order sign up switch.
Speaker 1:They deliver for free to you because everything's like real close to you when you sign up.
Speaker 2:So you gotta sign up, and it'd be your first, you know.
Speaker 4:I'm signing up and this is about to be my first. Where's that goddamn burrito?
Speaker 1:ADHD after ADHD made event ADHD after after Dark Maid Event ADHD after Burrito.
Speaker 2:Maid Event Xeno just smashes a whole fucking burrito.
Speaker 1:ADHD after Burrito is just this. Where's the lie? It's just your fucking ass, cheeks flapping with some fucking shit being rocket fuel out your asshole. Speaking of which.
Speaker 3:So my doctor talking to her about maybe going on to like antidepressants because, I'm not gonna lie, I've been feeling the big sad for a few months now.
Speaker 3:Uh, she was like, well, before I do that, why don't we try to like do a little experiment here? So she like takes out a notepad and starts writing down all this shit that's really high in fiber. And she was like I'm going to want you to try to get 35 milligrams of fiber a day and then also try to have like something in your stomach that has a probiotic in it, like something in your stomach that has a probiotic in it like yogurt or kombucha, something that just has like that colony of bacteria that's good for your gut. Because apparently these motherfuckers, these little probiotics, will eat the fiber and it's supposed to kind of help your body push things along and apparently, apparently, if things are pushing through you, naturally your body should feel happier. And I was like, well, you know, I kind of poo, naturally, as it is, but I have been tearing fucking ass every goddamn day trying to meet this goal, like today at work. I had to make sure there was no one around me and I just tore ass of the garage.
Speaker 1:Are they smelly farts?
Speaker 3:awful sometimes no, but today yes.
Speaker 1:I really didn't want anyone to find me. Is it working for you?
Speaker 3:no.
Speaker 1:I mean, it's an experiment. She wanted to try it before she put you on medication. It makes sense. You weren't here yesterday, man. I was farting while I was trying to put clothes away and it just kept getting worse and worse and worse and worse. Because I had bk for lunch, uh, and I had their onion rings, and it started smelling more and more and more like bk fucking onion rings. So much to the point, like whenever, like like I was playing monster hunter with murky and switch yesterday, I'm just sitting there like in the middle of the hunt. I'm just like guys, I'm gonna try to stick it out to the end of this hunt, but I don't know if I'm gonna make it. And murky's like don't fucking shit your pants for me, dude, go to the bathroom. I'll kill this fucking monster for you.
Speaker 2:I'll fight the fuck out of this monster and not die. Don't shit your pants.
Speaker 1:I fucking stood up and I went oh Lord, it's coming as I ran out the fucking door Jesus Christ, and after he's out the door, I hear him.
Speaker 2:He's like I don't know if.
Speaker 1:I'm going to make it Sit down on the toilet and it was just like the biggest giant, the most giant fart you can imagine. Just shat out of me like I shit a fart oh, I get that shit a fart like it was. It was a fucking seven second fart, but there were like turd logs coming out with it.
Speaker 3:I will say, hey guys, you wouldn't hear it hey listeners like turd logs coming out with it, I will say hey guys, you wouldn't hear hey listeners.
Speaker 1:After we made you hungry now we're talking about shit.
Speaker 3:Now we're going to discuss you.
Speaker 4:Now that there's been a decent amount of time for you to go and get some food and you're probably sitting down with it now let's make you not want that food now we'll say high fiber in your diet, though poop just slides right, the fuck out oh yeah.
Speaker 3:I don't even have to push half the time, it's just bloop bloop is it solid? I don't know. Do you know how do?
Speaker 4:you. You're not doing the thing.
Speaker 1:Do you have to order it first? Is there like a promotion thing? It's probably.
Speaker 2:Well, crazy thing you put in his email address and then his actual address, and now he's putting in his credit card number, and then they require a social security number. And then you downloaded the wrong app.
Speaker 1:That's pretty much what it's like to watch porn nowadays. And then they require a social security number. You downloaded the wrong app. Yeah, that's pretty much what it's like to watch porn nowadays. You go to one of those states where they're banning porn out, right? I mean Indiana isn't one of those.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I believe Indiana has banned Pornhub now.
Speaker 1:That's unfortunate how the people you elected are going to be able to watch watch their porn, because we all know they do it.
Speaker 4:I don't know. I'm gonna let it be their problem, though I'm not really worried about it that's what a VPN is for.
Speaker 3:Zeno has the theater of the mind. He just imagines boobs and he's like got it, I know what to work with.
Speaker 4:I actually just have a permanent vision of Murky's ass burned into my brain, so it doesn't take much to get me there if if you can come, while masturbating, only to like mental images, is that a form of meditation?
Speaker 3:I'd say yeah. Yeah, I would say, yes, I'm working.
Speaker 4:I'm fine. That's some smart ass shit. You just said there.
Speaker 3:Well, that was really philosophical god damn it my brain registered what coco said as falafel instead of philosophical. I was like what. Murky that said as falafel instead of philosophical. I was like what?
Speaker 1:Marky, that was really falafel.
Speaker 2:I wasn't expecting falafel with baby lab.
Speaker 1:I'm just in this game for the long haul at this point.
Speaker 2:If you can tap into your own mind to make yourself calm. I mean, there's some physical stimulant there, but I mean that's for meditation, I would agree. Wait, huh, coco's meditated for a long time. He should be super In tune with his own mind.
Speaker 1:You would think Switch just Comes and then no touching.
Speaker 3:I lay there. This is.
Speaker 1:Switch. He's just sitting there and he's just like oh, what is this?
Speaker 4:Oh, I do not get a free burrito.
Speaker 1:I can't even talk. Fuck. You lied to him no free burrito Zito.
Speaker 2:sign up again. Sign up with a new email.
Speaker 1:There's a banner ad for him in the app.
Speaker 4:Join Qdop everywhere there is it straight up, says Wait, where'd it go.
Speaker 1:It straight up says what you can't do, it I'm gonna show you.
Speaker 3:Straight up calling him a bitch.
Speaker 2:I bet when Switch made that noise he just shot it in his own face. He's like, oh my god.
Speaker 4:Join Qdoba Q Rewards. Get free queso and chips. I get free queso and chips no free burrito. That's horse shit. That is horse shit.
Speaker 1:That's horse shit. Uninstall the app Qdoba.
Speaker 2:I'm fucking living in a more densely populated area.
Speaker 1:I can't do this. Live in a more densely populated area, you'll get better. Uninstall it. Request them to delete your account. Reason I was lied to.
Speaker 4:I was lied to. They're going to fucking break the door down on switch and fucking nab his ass. You giving away our secrets.
Speaker 1:That's just just gonna be ice this is bullshit.
Speaker 4:Now I want Qdoba.
Speaker 1:I'm glad nobody's acknowledging the joke I made what'd you say?
Speaker 3:no, we're all ignoring you.
Speaker 1:I'm not saying it again was it a race joke?
Speaker 4:it was, it was a border security joke?
Speaker 1:Oh no.
Speaker 3:We call Murky the racist one it's suspicious.
Speaker 1:Switch play the sound effect for me the other day. Bye the two people speaking mixed. He was concerned. The fact that you had that so quick on speed dial has me concerned.
Speaker 4:Switch it on and navigate that sound concerned Switching us on Navigate that soundboard.
Speaker 1:Dude, he does. He has that shit fun he knows how to navigate things.
Speaker 3:Alright.
Speaker 4:He knows how to navigate this dick.
Speaker 2:I was telling everybody, I was telling Zeno, maybe Kugel, earlier, when I see you, I'm gonna attack you physically. I'm gonna come up, I'm gonna trap your arms, your body and just grip you. I'm gonna lift you off your feet so really you have no way to fight me, and then I'm just gonna take you to the ground, I'm gonna wrap you up, put legs in, I'm just gonna hold you there and then I'm going to acquire your scent.
Speaker 4:That is real things that he did say.
Speaker 2:I did say that that happened, hmm.
Speaker 1:He once navigated the vessel known as Xenococ through the seas of cum put in place by God E. Wow, that sounds like the startup, the.
Speaker 4:Nippalus Judova also does not deliver for free Switch. It charged me $5 plus tip.
Speaker 1:That sounds like the start of the Nippalus Cage movie.
Speaker 4:What was that?
Speaker 1:You're not paying attention to anything. Fuck you.
Speaker 3:No, he's not. He's in his own little world.
Speaker 1:No, You'll have to listen to the podcast to see what I said. Coco.
Speaker 2:I think, me and you are the only ones not playing video games right now.
Speaker 1:He's not playing a video game.
Speaker 2:He's trying to order food. No, he's playing Monster Hunter in the background. I'm not playing Monster Hunter. No, I'm not either.
Speaker 4:You wouldn't be able to tell on Steam if I was playing Monster Hunter.
Speaker 2:No, I changed it.
Speaker 1:This is coming from Murky, who just learned the other day that NVIDIA Fucking App is a thing.
Speaker 2:Don't come at me.
Speaker 1:Don't come at me all crazy. Yeah, my computer graphics Card is.
Speaker 2:I expect, when you guys made me this free computer, that everything would be taken care of For at least the next five years Automatically.
Speaker 4:Computers don least the next five years automatically. Computers don't even last five years, yeah they don't last five years.
Speaker 1:I've had mine for five years. How good was it when you bought it? At the time it was pretty top of the line, mergy did not get top of the line for the time. When we know this, true it all worked so good. He got the hammy down, so really his computer's actually already older than five years.
Speaker 2:Yeah, in Wilds, all I needed was a driver update. I mean.
Speaker 1:Wow, you actually knew how to update your drivers. No, I had to walk him through that shit, dude.
Speaker 2:No drivers. No, I had to walk him through that shit dude. No, I fucking the little nvidia thing on my bottom right like I brought up. I was like, oh, it says I needed an nvidia update and coco goes. When's the last time you updated that?
Speaker 1:I was like, oh, you know he's I never opened the app you're gonna log into that I go.
Speaker 2:I don't think I've ever logged into that and he opens it. What the fuck?
Speaker 1:and no, he didn't even say I don't even think I've logged into that. I was like open it and then it comes to a login screen and he goes I don't think I've ever logged into that. I went murky. Come on, zeno made the point the other day that we have all talked about updating our drivers various times while you're in the chat and you just like never expect me to know. We just thought you, you never asked, you expect me to know.
Speaker 2:We just thought you that was your first mistake.
Speaker 1:You never asked like, hey, is that a thing I should be doing too? You never fucking asked.
Speaker 2:Well, they got special shit on their computers. I don't need to do that.
Speaker 4:I ain't got none of that.
Speaker 2:I ain't worried about no night we got all the sound, wars and stuff. I don't need to do fucking anything.
Speaker 3:You're a fucking fucking anything. You're a dumbass. I'm considering you guys giving him hand-me-downs instead of him buying him brand new stuff.
Speaker 1:Yeah, why would we buy him brand new stuff?
Speaker 4:though we just gave him the free shit.
Speaker 3:Yeah, fuck that, good friends would buy him brand new stuff.
Speaker 4:His computer is still better than your computer.
Speaker 2:I was happy to show up with nothing and go home with a computer.
Speaker 1:For $200. Better than your fucking computer switch. That's probably not. What's your graphics card switch?
Speaker 3:I need to update my graphics card coming up soon, probably in the next year. I have a 20, 20 super. That's also what I got Is that what Marky has.
Speaker 1:Is he a 2060?
Speaker 3:He has 2060 super.
Speaker 4:Who did? That come from Z yeah because I gave E the 2080 Super and he gave you the 2060.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:That makes sense. There was like a trade that happened. I forgot about it.
Speaker 3:The 2060 is still no slob, though it's still pretty good.
Speaker 4:I'm a slob. You can slob on the slob. You know what? You're just mad. You're just mad.
Speaker 3:You're mad because you didn't get a free burrito, because you don't live in a densely populated area, so suck it.
Speaker 4:Those are facts.
Speaker 3:At least he has a case of burrito for you.
Speaker 1:At least he has water. I'm drinking water right now. You're in a drought. You need to conserve. You can't drink.
Speaker 4:I can sit in a chair in the shade and it still not burn my skin.
Speaker 2:Hey, fuck you, buddy yeah fuck you.
Speaker 3:You have to put chains on your tires.
Speaker 4:No, I don't have to put chain on my tires.
Speaker 2:You have to watch for scorpions in your boot. That's actually illegal in Indiana for him to do.
Speaker 3:Don't worry, I'll bring scorpions with me, just for you guys.
Speaker 2:This is when we find out that I'm allergic to scorpions. Eat all the grasshoppers again. What? All the grasshoppers?
Speaker 1:Oh, okay, I have no idea what I thought you said, but it was not grasshoppers, it was falafel. Okay, falafel Sounds kind of like waffle. I want waffles, you don't?
Speaker 2:say what?
Speaker 1:I'm just here chilling, watch what.
Speaker 2:What to make it sound like my knuckles on the part of everybody's seen the blue waffle right yeah okay, I know.
Speaker 4:I know I know, why did you pick us?
Speaker 3:out. It's like in the back of my memory for all eternity now. So why did you pick us out? It's like in the back of my memory for all eternity now. Sick.
Speaker 4:Shit was pretty disgusting.
Speaker 2:Oh dude, it was bad. Two girls, one cup made me throw up. I almost threw up. I threw up like immediately. You know what's really funny.
Speaker 4:I didn't watch the whole thing, I was like, oh, these chicks are making out.
Speaker 2:And then I was like, yeah, I didn't watch the whole thing. I was like, oh, these chicks are baking out. I didn't even need to watch to know what happened?
Speaker 1:I don't even think I've ever watched it.
Speaker 4:I'm a throw up person.
Speaker 2:For that I didn't get past 10 seconds. I can tell you that.
Speaker 1:I've never watched it, but enough was said about it when it was a big thing going around that I didn't have to, because I pretty much autistically knew that it was pretty fucked up. Um, yeah, I wasn't. I wasn't saved from jar squatters, though. Oh no, was not saved from that was that the uh, the Ukrainian dude? I don't.
Speaker 2:I don't watch a bunch of dumb fights in college.
Speaker 4:I couldn't tell you what his country of origin was A lot of Kimbo Slice fights my ex-brother-in-law was really into Kimbo Slice.
Speaker 1:Who the fuck is Kimbo Slice.
Speaker 3:He was a street fighter.
Speaker 2:Yeah, those two motherfuckers show up to a backyard and everybody kind of circles around and then they beat the absolute dog shit out of each other.
Speaker 1:That sounds fun. Is that what we're going to do when you guys are all here?
Speaker 3:No, absolutely.
Speaker 1:Except it's going to be our dicks on everybody's face.
Speaker 4:I'm going to be our dicks on everybody's face.
Speaker 3:I'm going to twist somebody's dick Probably going to be my dick. He's probably just going to come up and just crack it like a glow stick.
Speaker 1:That sounds awful. It really is. I did not need that in my brain. Well, guess what you got in your brain now, luckily, my dick's so small. It's probably not capable of fucking breaking because it's so short.
Speaker 3:You know how short things it's harder to snap them yeah jokes on you or bringing a penis pump that's not my bag, baby.
Speaker 1:Good luck. Do they make? Do they make?
Speaker 2:microscopes, of those written by Austin Powers say PS Pumps. They are my bag, baby. What?
Speaker 4:Austin Powers reference. I've never seen Austin Powers what really? Really stupid to me. I haven't seen.
Speaker 1:Austin.
Speaker 2:Powers. Yeah, he gets out of being deeply frozen and he goes to get all his things back. He's like one penis pump. He's like, oh, that's not mine. And the guy's like one case for this penis pump. He's like, that's definitely not me, baby, he. He's like one book written by austin powers you it was like penis, penis pumps or something, and how they are definitely my bag baby, circa whatever year this is crazy.
Speaker 1:I think one of the funniest things scenes that I that I like from Austin Powers is whenever they're in like the tent and she's pulling shit out of the bag and the guys are in the fucking the back watch. It looks like they're just pulling fucking shit out of his ass. Oh, that's just fucking stupid dude. I am so surprised that Zeno has not seen an Austin Powers movie.
Speaker 3:I am too. Actually, I feel like it would have been his sense of humor.
Speaker 1:Do you know what it means to Austin Powers? Something then.
Speaker 4:No.
Speaker 3:If you could guess. What do you think?
Speaker 2:it means what does it mean to Austin Powers Whenever you fucking wedge a car so that it's stuck.
Speaker 1:Wedge something so that it's stuck. Wedge something so that it's stuck, so you can't move it in or out because he gets stuck in that one.
Speaker 2:Oh, so you have to do a 17-point turn, or like a three, like he wedges it and he's like I fucking Austin Powers it.
Speaker 1:He's fucking like uh, uh, uh uh, trying to fucking wedge it out. Yeah, I get that, man. Man, you never had such a bad burger king fry the. Oh, I thought you were about to say they suck, but apparently your fries are tough. You know what have you, dude?
Speaker 2:the onion rings at burger king are fucking incredible yeah, not bad like dude I had the jalapeno cheddar bites the other day too, also not bad.
Speaker 1:Also, I'm a fat fuck, and after we're done talking about shit, we're back to the food talk, so you can eat your food again.
Speaker 2:I can't guarantee we won't talk about shit again.
Speaker 1:I gotta piss, actually oh yeah, you gonna take us with you.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna piss on the piss.
Speaker 4:I'm gonna be fucking the piss. You fucking. We're going. What just happened?
Speaker 2:Murky was gonna take us with him A lot. Why are you lying to?
Speaker 4:us. I'm fucked up, murky, because it's corded.
Speaker 2:Because it's corded all the way to the bathroom.
Speaker 1:You have a phone.
Speaker 2:You want me to disconnect and whip out the iPhone. Show us the POV of you the bathroom. You have a phone. You'll be disconnecting without the iphone be hilarious.
Speaker 1:Show us the pov of you peeing. What are the chances he does it? I think he might this is gonna be great. He's like talking it up to himself right now.
Speaker 2:He's pulling his iPhone out?
Speaker 4:Are you saying it's a very small chance? Because he's very small.
Speaker 1:Oh, uh-oh, he's back.
Speaker 4:This is how you know we're out of shit to talk about.
Speaker 1:We're trying to watch Murky piss. Oh, he is on the camera around. Don't show us any head, though god we're not recording, so dumb no, we're not recording any video, that's for sure.
Speaker 3:No, no, no video this is all for us, nice this whole dick's out. My whole dick is out.
Speaker 1:I don't believe you. Show us he muted. Oh, he's tinkling, do you want to hear it?
Speaker 3:Yeah, Fuck it, I want to hear you frying chicken boy. Wow, you're talking on mute bro you're saying stuff, but you're muted you're muted yeah, you are muted whoopsie whoopsie is Dusty is Dusty home right now.
Speaker 2:I won't wake anybody up is Dusty home right now. I won't wake anybody up is dusty home right now.
Speaker 1:Yeah, is she like? What the fuck are you doing?
Speaker 2:she's probably just used to this kind of behavior.
Speaker 1:Let's be, honest murky just went ah what a silly question why, would you ask, she knew what she signed up for. Murky just went. Ah, I'm farting. What a silly question.
Speaker 3:Why would you ask that?
Speaker 4:She knew what she signed up for.
Speaker 1:Murky are you okay, Fucking gross. This is the hardest piss he's ever had to take in and it's not because of a kidney stone. He's trying very hard not to piss on the wall right now flopping around like fire hose he had to mute because he's coughing his lungs up.
Speaker 1:Dude, I'm dying. Oh man, this would be a bad time for you to pass out from laughing and fall face first in your own pit. I just want to see the look on Dusty's face when he looks out of the bathroom and she looks over and goes you fucking done in there. What are you doing? I just imagine this whole time. His dick is still out too and he's just trying to regain himself.
Speaker 4:He probably is For sure.
Speaker 2:My dick's put away, I promise. I said when I saw him laugh real hard.
Speaker 1:I told you he's gonna laugh so hard and fucking face first into the pee.
Speaker 2:I wash my hands and then get back on computer that was some good shit we turned an adventure
Speaker 3:into the bathroom reporting from murky's bathroom we turned an adventure to the bathroom into a five minute comedy sketch yeah, you know it's funny that this is kind of more of a foodie episode because I had recently came up with like a game breaker to try to bring back onto the podcast where the grand prize was whoever scored the most. Next time I hung out with that person from this podcast, they got a free meal for me wherever we went out for dinner.
Speaker 1:Good news in three weeks. I think we're all together right uh, yeah, as far as I'm aware so we just don't record for three weeks and we do the game in person with everybody, and then you can. And then you can order your choice of Taco Bell, McDonald's or KFC.
Speaker 3:But then how do we get content out of it for the podcast? We?
Speaker 1:record it, that's the podcast. We're recording the podcast in person.
Speaker 2:We could just have a cookout stream at Coco's.
Speaker 1:I mean yeah, we could do anything.
Speaker 2:I was thinking we record an episode of.
Speaker 1:ADHD After Dark, when everybody's here anyway, all right, but we can. We can work out the logistics of that, mark. How was the bathroom? Does it smell? I heard you farted.
Speaker 2:It was really I did. I did fart quite a bit oh look, it's the caters.
Speaker 1:He's coming to say hi I can't have rain without hi caters it's, it's. It's not a good day for rain. Oh, it's the case. He wants some food. That's the look of feed me you fuck he's got plenty of food in his bowl. No, not enough. Is that the Mingers? Is that the Mingers? It's the Mingers, the Mingers. We haven't seen Ming in a while. The Mingers.
Speaker 2:Alright, I go back on computer, okay.
Speaker 3:There she goes. She didn't know it would be in my lap.
Speaker 1:Fun fact, he could have just clicked join in discord and it would have taken him out of his phone just let him believe what he wants to believe also, why is it taking him so long to join on the computer?
Speaker 4:I don't know. It's really hard to say what are we watching now?
Speaker 3:he's an interesting dude. Oh, it's Dallmare. Oh, it's really hard to say what are we watching now? He's an interesting dude.
Speaker 1:Oh, it's Dallmare oh, it's the same one oh yeah what did you shut it down for?
Speaker 3:uh, I don't know, it just felt like I needed like a momentary break there that button's yellow now right, it is yellow. Oh, do do, do a free ball look at my little dick button's yellow.
Speaker 1:Now, right it is yellow. Oh, do, do, do a free ball.
Speaker 2:Look at my little dick yeah yeah yeah yeah, I laughed so hard the bathroom, I thought I was gonna throw up the dusty fucking question anything that you were doing?
Speaker 3:nope, that's a good thing. Like I said, she knows what she signed up for she's on the phone, so that helps she probably was had to explain why you were so loud in the fucking bathroom.
Speaker 1:Oh it's too funny that shit was funny. I was almost expecting you to fucking flip the camera around and show us your dick.
Speaker 2:No, I was hoping I'm not gonna do that. I'm fucking you're weird for not showing you my dick yeah, oh, your previous error was coming back here. I guess. So group vote. Who wanted to see my dick switch?
Speaker 1:switch, switch.
Speaker 2:He's not in there switch looks like 2v, looks like 2v1 because there's only two options 2v2, 2v2 he doesn't count, he doesn't count, he's not even in the video switch said yes, switch.
Speaker 1:Said yes, doesn't count are you saying that he's not a person?
Speaker 2:no, I'm saying that he's not here in the chat that's racist. You can't say that he's not a person how dare you Now you're just putting words in my mouth.
Speaker 1:No, you said it.
Speaker 2:I just said that it doesn't count because he's not here in video chat.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he's doing stuff, he probably couldn't have even seen my dick.
Speaker 2:That's what I said earlier. You came out of a fucking chimney suit. You changed colors. You said this Lubong didn't understand.
Speaker 1:You said that, though I said that, and then you realized after you said it how bad it was. Murky has no clue how deep into his eyes I am looking right now. He is ready to fuck you in the sexual way. He's about ready to do some of these things to you like in the business whoa, whoa, he's about ready to do that to you.
Speaker 3:Does this still have the sharing gun?
Speaker 1:uh, I would call that a sharring gun. Yeah, I mean, oh, are you supposed to?
Speaker 4:just keep putting them on the thing, no matter what I would call that a sharing gun?
Speaker 1:I mean, oh, are you supposed to just keep putting them on the thing, no matter what?
Speaker 3:I guess I can't really do anything else. Hmm, oh, disposal finally open.
Speaker 1:That's fucking wild. Oh God, what a jump scare that would have been, had I had sound on.
Speaker 3:Well, weird part is he whispered that while he jumped on my face, like, come with me.
Speaker 1:Well, uh, anybody got anything else they want to say we're at 56 minutes?
Speaker 2:Everybody play the bang alert. Everybody play the what Bang alert. No, I'm fucking. Everybody play the bang alert at once. Everybody play the what Play the bang alert? No, I'm fucking wrong.
Speaker 3:Please don't do that. Ptsd Damn.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean, that's on my soundboard right here. All right, I'm going to go pull a cocoa and beat my dick to MLP, and now that everybody doesn't have earphones.
Speaker 3:Remember those days when we streamed regularly and that would just be the sound alert everybody used.
Speaker 1:Remember when you streamed for like two weeks with the your dick small sound alert, I know.
Speaker 3:Hey, all I gotta say is people paid for that, so I'm like okay.
Speaker 1:By people I paid for it. A win is a win. So when's Ronnie coming back? We want Ronnie. I don't really know. You're working on it, though. Oh, you're dead you fucking you fucking suck in whatever form he is comfortable with. It's gonna be Ronnie, ronnie, alright, well, e in whatever form he is comfortable with.
Speaker 4:It's going to be Ron E, ron E.
Speaker 1:Ron, e All right. Well, I don't have anything else to say. You guys have anything else to say?
Speaker 3:Nah, Eat your vegetables for that fiber, but don't shit yourself at work. Oh yeah, brother.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, brother.
Speaker 4:Okay, those are words to live by.
Speaker 2:Eat your vitamins, say your prayers and fucking do the thing.
Speaker 3:And do the thing and always wash your hands after you masturbate.
Speaker 2:Always wash your hands after masturbation.
Speaker 1:Correct, okay, okay, goodbye, goodbye, do that.
