ADHD After Dark
ADHD After Dark is the unfiltered podcast where a group of hilarious dudes with ADHD gather to talk about anything and everything that comes to mind. Brace yourself for an explicit and comedic rollercoaster ride, as we dive into the depths of randomness, pushing the boundaries of humor and edginess.
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ADHD After Dark
S4 E5: Holy Sh*t, Is That a Ghost Child or Just Burger King Gas?
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Buckle up for a journey through the chaotic, unfiltered minds of friends who leave no topic unexplored. This episode showcases the beautiful randomness of ADHD conversations as we bounce from dungeon crawling to digestive disasters without missing a beat.
We kick things off with tales from our D&D campaign, where character development reveals more about ourselves than we intended. Hear about "Lubong," whose deliberately reduced intelligence stats (from 10 down to 6) mirror the impulsive decision-making many of us experience in real life. Meanwhile, creepy horror games with haunted dolls transition perfectly into our personal ghost stories, including a night at a haunted house so terrifying that one of us fled at 3 AM after allegedly spotting a "ghost child."
Food becomes our obsession midway through, igniting passionate debates about fast food chains that reveal our sensory preferences and fixations. The Five Guys small fry phenomenon (enough to feed a family of four) becomes a metaphor for excess, while our detailed critique of burger oil puddles demonstrates how intensely we experience ordinary things. When one host shares his doctor's recommendation to try high-fiber foods and probiotics before antidepressants, the resulting digestive adventures take center stage in a segment that's equal parts hilarious and relatable.
The episode reaches its comedic peak with an impromptu bathroom trip broadcast that transforms into five minutes of uncontrollable laughter. This moment perfectly encapsulates what makes our friendship special – the ability to find extraordinary humor in ordinary moments and the willingness to overshare in ways that make others feel less alone.
Whether you're neurodivergent or simply enjoy authentic conversation, this episode offers a judgment-free zone where every random thought, embarrassing story, and passionate opinion is welcomed. Subscribe to ADHD After Dark for weekly doses of chaos, comfort, and connection with friends who understand that the best conversations have no roadmap.
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D&D Adventures and Character Roleplay
Speaker 1hey, welcome to adhd after dark. That's what I said. It was a lot, of, a lot of loudness it was a goblin.
Speaker 2It was a goblin. We've been thinking a lot of dnd recently.
Speaker 1It's a goblin fucked in dnd over the weekend, and by fucked the boss, music was because we were the bosses um, it's scary.
Speaker 2I don't like that. She subbed into fucking imp demon out of the goddamn minute.
Speaker 3Got a thin air well, I was trying not to metagame, but I'm pretty sure she's a warlock, is what it is, because that's a warlock ability and the like black electrical bolts coming out of her like wristband Eldritch Blast. So I'm 99% sure she's a warlock.
Speaker 2So you're saying I should. When she's unsuspecting, I should grab her and just beat the earth with her body.
Speaker 1It's probably not a good idea.
Speaker 2I mean, you'd be the leaders of Milwaukee.
Speaker 1no one's stopping us, except he invited us to dinner which we didn't go to he invited us twice like we got a letter to show up to dinner and then he showed up and told us in person. So we got didn't we get like a letter to go see him or some shit like that?
Speaker 4yeah, and then he showed up and was like got one before that, yeah, we got. Didn't we get like a letter to go see him or some shit like that yeah, Falgu did.
Speaker 1Yeah. And then he showed up and was like yeah, I did send you a letter. All right, yeah, you're definitely coming.
Speaker 4No, we got the letter after we saw him.
Speaker 1Yeah, we got the letter after we met him.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 1Hmm, I don't remember that. I thought we had the letter before.
Speaker 2Well, fuck me. We know that. I can't fucking remember anything in D&D, so I thought we only got one. We need to do that, though. I just don't know what to do with Irina.
Speaker 1Our best.
Speaker 2Well, yeah, I'm thinking we fucking, I don't know It'd be best if Lubang doesn't do anything we fucking, I don't know.
Speaker 4It'd be best if Lubong doesn't do any thinking.
Speaker 1Yeah, lubong doesn't do any thinking, he just goes. This is murky thinking now.
Speaker 4Lubong yeah, but you have to play your character. Same brain, same brain. Oh, you're right, no, there's enough.
Speaker 1I'm not sure why you threw that one in there. It had no press. I don't sure why you threw that one in there.
Speaker 2It had no press. I don't know. If Miles was telling me something I need to know about, like fighting someone, I would be listening. A hundred percent Lou bongs over there Stretching yeah, uh, huh, apparently, I'm definitely listening.
Speaker 1Apparently, miles has just been giving me shit the last couple of sessions. I didn't even notice it. I listened back to that play with like I couldn't play with myself.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, fuck your voice, dude yeah, I told you it's so fucking annoying. It doesn't help that the recording has me at 200 well, you don't know if that's how you actually sound.
Speaker 1Everybody else already. I hope not, and you put that thing so far off center well, I did it on purpose, for uh, for people who are listeners, which are only listeners.
Speaker 3It's farha. I am currently playing a horror game and coco's watching yeah, for our listeners, I'm watching e play.
Speaker 1What's it called? Doll mare, doll mare. Can you give a little synopsis of this game?
Speaker 3so you are working at a doll factory where you have to inspect the quality of the dolls and either put them on the approval shoot that sends them off to get boxed up, or in disposal to get destroyed. And every single day they add something new for you to do, like, uh, the day that I'm on, you have to x-ray these little shits to see if they have foreign objects inside of them. And coco just watched as I saw and pointed out oh, this doll has a brass knuckle in it and I still sent it down the approval shoot because I'm dumb yeah, it's because you're trying to multitask and and play be on the podcast, so you know you're just kind of, you're just kind of in auto autopilot mode at this time now she's
Speaker 4missing an arm if we got a doll with brass knucks in it, I mean we wouldn't have, I'd be happy. Yeah, I would like best day of my life two toys in one yeah, these dolls are also cheeked up like fucking murky, like next time that
Speaker 3kid calls me fat turn around.
Speaker 1Turn around right right here. Turn around. Look at that doll. Look at those Ass cheeks dude.
Speaker 3Look at those ass cheeks Marky double cheeked up For no good god reason.
Speaker 1That's how you came out.
Speaker 2I don't like it that's how you Came out, dude you know what the fucked up part Is. You're not wrong. There's like. There's one like naked baby picture where I'm laying on my stomach and, as a baby, my ass is fat.
Speaker 1Fucking fat ass. Murky baby. Do we need to see a murky baby picture now?
Speaker 2I have no idea how I'd have to find it, yeah.
Speaker 1I have no idea how my mom oh yeah, she got C-section.
Speaker 2She didn't have to push me out. They fucking had to cut me out because my ass is so fat we're like your butt. Your baby is gonna have such a fat ass that you're not getting this out look, I'm gonna be honest with you, between the ass and how big his fucking head is. We're just gonna want to cut this one out you saying something about yourself, murky.
Speaker 1From a young age you had a big old dense head.
Speaker 2I got a fat. Yeah, I got a big ass head and, like it was before middle school, it was a elementary school. Um, I joined, like the local community, like kids football league thing. They had to order me a special helmet. I'm not bullshit, I wish I was.
Speaker 2I wish I was lying dude. The older kids used to make fun of me for having such a big head because my helmet in football was so huge. That's awful. And I got older and they were puds and then fucking. They tried to be on the wrestling team. I got to beat their ass. Oh yeah, one of the kids name was matt and I remember fucking him up and just being like do you was Matt? And I remember fucking him up and just being like do you remember this? While I'm fucking him up, he's like no, like you should. And I just continued to fuck him up more.
Speaker 2It was awesome, he entered I got my revenge, I got my revenge this is.
Horror Games and Spooky Dolls
Speaker 1This is fucking wildy. So this is like your previous what you said, like your previous um what you said, that your previous uh yeah, co-worker who got turned into a doll. I knew it. You're being turned into dolls. This fucking, this fucking game is wild. Anything, any game with a with a that's based around creepy doll, hoarder or get. Fuck that. I'm sorry I'm sorry that fuck that shit. That doll is not supposed to be there.
Speaker 2I don't like this like the doll room at that hard house we went to. You know that shit was wild, old, like old ass porcelain dolls, that's what he
Speaker 3told me to do spooky he got approved.
Speaker 4That room was spooky. Yeah, it was like the person's who room. It was really like those porcelain dolls. So then people just keep bringing these porcelain dolls as like a offering or a gift to the spirit is that the haunted house that murky woke up in the middle of night of and said fuck this, I'm out uh, there was no, there was no way. He never went to sleep, he never went to bed got it yeah, fuck, no, dude, that place, dude.
Speaker 2I had goosebumps for fucking however long I was there. That's how long I had goosebumps.
Speaker 4At one point, marky and I decided to venture into the building by ourselves and we were in one room and we were trying to get stuff to happen, talking to the ghosties or whatever, and at one point he just looks at me and goes Shani, I'm gonna let you know right now. If anything fucking happens, I'm mowing you down and I'm booking it out of this room and I was like, whoa, you would do that to me.
Speaker 4He's like well, I'd probably actually check to see what your reaction is first and then act accordingly. And I was like, alright, let's agree, right now we're just gonna calmly back out of this room if anything spooky happens. And he's like, okay, okay, I'll try to do that.
Speaker 1I'll try to do that.
Speaker 2Yeah, because we were like we were fucking with like little Hot Wheels cars and like shit in this room. I'm like I want you to know, dude, if one of these cars that's not moving starts moving, I'm beelining for the door, and if you're in the way of the door, I'm gonna fucking eat you.
Speaker 1I wanna see you eat Zeno now you're gonna have to eat him and his whole dick.
Speaker 2Zeno looks at me and goes is that really your plan? You're gonna fuck me up like that? I was like. You know I'm thinking about it now. Let's make a plan that we'll look at each other at least and we'll figure something out from there nothing ever happened.
Speaker 3I was gonna say that's the important part nothing ever really happened that you know of.
Speaker 4And then I went to bed and murky was awake. I woke up in the morning.
Speaker 1He was afraid he was gonna wake up with a bed and Murky was awake.
Speaker 4I woke up in the morning he was afraid he was going to wake up with a butt baby. Murky was gone and I wake up, start wandering around the place and everyone's like, yeah, you seen Murky and Dusty? And I was like, no, I thought maybe, oh, oh oh, you want to, oh, oh, oh, you want to. Oh, oh, I had to leave.
Speaker 2So you know, you're a robot buddy.
Speaker 1We just missed all that Whatever you just said, nothing came through.
Speaker 2Your internet started to throw up, and now it's back.
Speaker 4I was saying. I woke up in the morning and didn't see.
Speaker 1You know. You know, maybe he brought a ghost back with him. That won't let him tell this story.
Speaker 4It wasn't me is it doing it now?
Speaker 2no, as soon as you start the story, you stop telling the story. It doesn't fuck up that's fucking so wild try it again.
Speaker 4So we started walking. I woke up, started walking around the place and, um, everybody was like starting to wake up. Nobody knew where murky and dusty were and I was like, yeah, no, I figured they just kind of wandered around the building by themselves. No, sooner I say that, I get a text from Murky and he's like hey, I'm halfway home, spaw spooky shit, decided to leave. See you when you get home.
Speaker 2Nope.
Speaker 1Murky said I'm a little bitch, I'll see you later.
Speaker 2Dude between. So, like Dusty's asleep, everyone else goes to sleep, so I'm like, alright, well, like I'm bored. I was bored, dude, I had a couple Red Bulls and I'm like I'm gonna stay up Place just gave me the fucking creeps. So I went around for a little bit by myself and was just fucking terrified the whole time. So I went back it was like three o'clock-ish Went back and sat with Dusty. I'm like I had her head on my lap and I'm sitting there watching TikToks because I still can't fall asleep and fucking little fucking see some shit in front of me in the door, in the walkway, and at that point I'm like I'm leaving.
Speaker 1Murphy actually got scared by a rat.
Speaker 2I got scared by a rat, you know. I got scared by a fucking goddamn spirit.
Speaker 1Yeah, inspector maybe you should have tried to communicate with a child, the ghost child, fucking ran in front of me.
Speaker 2I'm like I'm leaving. Well, that's enough for me. I've seen all I need to see how long ago was this?
Speaker 4uh, spend a good three years and then, like shortly after, that is when we really started ramping up, having spooky stuff.
Speaker 1You brought back a ghost. Do you have a? We feared that might uh might have happened.
Speaker 2They were pissed off. You were even talking about that's why they fucked up your shit and I was like, yeah, like why are you?
Speaker 4putting our business on the fucking streets like that bitch shit out there, dude, the fuck's that about fucking wild switch is.
Speaker 1Uh switch is lurking in the voice right now too he's getting my switch.
Speaker 4What do you think he's getting? Probably a bit Try.
Speaker 2Hardee's.
Speaker 1Bro, he was so upset today when people were talking about. Hardee's. He's like what the fuck's a Hardee's?
Speaker 4I am not a Hardee's fan. Anytime I've had it it has been awful, the worst Same.
Speaker 2I don't understand how they're in business. If you leave the wrapper the way it comes to the bag and, like you, take it out and set it down flat and you unwrap it, there's a whole ass lake that consists of oil and bits of what might be meat and what just might be not meat. In the bottom of the thing, it's definitely skin shavings, what just might be not meat in the bottom of the thing.
Speaker 1I'm like. You know what? I don't want that.
Speaker 2Definitely skin shavings. That's disgusting.
Speaker 1It's not the good kind of oil that you get from five guys. When you get, when you get a five guys bag and it's just it's you know the oil wet brown color you know you're getting the fucking a. You're gonna be shitting your brains out pretty soon, but a, it's gonna be the greasiest, most delicious thing you've had when they gave you enough fries to fill you up, like they gave you enough fries to solve hunger in africa.
Speaker 1I mean, you order a small fry at fucking five guys. You can feed a family of four with that. He's walking around.
Speaker 2I'd like a small fry. Foist upon this man. An ass load of fries, dude.
Speaker 1I always warn people the first time they go to five guys like here's what's gonna happen you're gonna order a burger, I'm gonna order a burger, and one of us is gonna order a small fry and that's probably gonna be enough. They're like but I want my own fry. And I'm gonna order a burger, and one of us is gonna order a small fry and that's probably gonna be enough. They're like but I want my own fry. And I'm like no, you don't sir, you order the small fry.
Speaker 3Yes, here's a bag of fry cause you feel like they just wanna get rid of their potatoes.
Speaker 1Cause you you order a large fry and you get oh, you get so much. Oh, that's, that's a purple light. That's what is this?
Speaker 2there's no way that a single human being can finish a large fry from five guys you know, I bet you, I bet you somebody. Could I have the first ever adhd after dark out in the wild? Like scenario we all go to a Five Guys and individually order large fries and see who can finish it?
Speaker 4But that's not the first idea, because last week we talked about all getting manicures or pedicures.
Speaker 2We did I'm down for that still.
Speaker 4How about we get the pedicures? And we treat ourselves to lunch at Five Guys.
Speaker 1How about while we're getting the pedicures? Why would we treat ourselves to lunch at five? How about while we're getting the pedicures? I've never seen. Murky so excited about anything in my entire life, we're going to get our nails done and get super fat. Oh, dude, dude, we're going to need to buy fucking like Drano for our shits that are about to clog my fucking toilet.
Speaker 2Yes, Scrape off those bunions while I eat these fries. We're going to, we're going to all have to flush at the same time. So there's enough pressure to make it all go through the nail place.
Speaker 1You guys have any ketchup? No, but we got red nail polish fridge. They just come out with red nail polish called Heinz color that's very oh, fucking Christ. Oh dude, god damn it. I want to break out the big cheese grater.
Speaker 2Five guys be fucking. Five guys do be fucking.
Speaker 4We just got one in the city that you and I work in.
Speaker 1You're fucked. I want. I want to find guys near me. Okay, what are you doing now? Do you have to look for radioactive fucking isotopes or some bullshit?
Speaker 3uh, hidden markings. The other one had cum stains on it, so I threw it away. This is great. I don't know how to explain it. It was just a big splotch like. This is just black light man oh, this is.
Speaker 2You want a game where you can bust nuts and then find those nuts behind you.
Speaker 1Look behind you he. There's something behind you, it's constantly behind you. You're fucked. I don't hear anything because I have to have it muted, otherwise it's going to come through. The fucking, uh what you call it the podcast.
Speaker 3The sun makes it look like I'm being hit by the rays of god right now, and it's hitting me right in the eye bro, I just noticed that somebody fucking what's the D&D spell?
Food Cravings and Fast Food Debates
Speaker 1what's the D fucking, the one that that fucking summons the beam of light that you can move guiding light no, no, no, no, like it does like to some it to fucking something of damage, to like D8 of damage or something like that. Um, shit, I think shit. I don't remember what it's called, but that's what's happening to you right now.
Speaker 2Oh who's the Batman villain, the Joker? No, the half face, the two face, because one side of his face is like blanked out because the sun, so you can't see any of the features, and the other side is solid. So I'm definitely thinking like to face like he's just ready to come into frame before show it yep, yep, it did.
Speaker 3There we go. I'm Harvey Dent, you're Harvey fucking.
Speaker 1Dent. I'm old Greg. I'm Harvey Dent.
Speaker 3I'm Harvey Dent. I'm Harvey Dent. I'm Harvey Dent.
Speaker 1Switch. Searched it up for me. It's Sunbeam, what'd you get? What'd you get for food? We need to know. We need to know.
Speaker 4I need to know.
Speaker 3I got free Whoppers.
Speaker 1Whopper. Hell yeah, whopper, whopper, whopper. Hell yeah, whopper, whopper, whopper, whopper.
Speaker 2Dude, that 57 Big Mac sounded pretty good.
Speaker 3I haven't had a good Big.
Speaker 4Mac in so long though, well yeah because of course they're not good.
Speaker 2What do?
Speaker 1you mean. They are good sometimes that has legitimately come on her face yeah that's what I'm saying, dude.
Speaker 3The other one was on the task.
Speaker 2Oh, legitimately cum on her face. Yeah, that's what I'm saying, dude. The other one was on the test. Oh, I was gonna say murky didn't see it, I was gonna say no, he threw it away.
Speaker 1He threw it away, fuck you. No, it was. It literally looked. It was either that or she ate a bunch of cheetos and it was just all over her mouth. But it only showed up under a black light. So you know definitely just cum, stains, cum. I wonder how this game ends, like you just turn into a doll probably.
Speaker 4I'd imagine it's probably the worst, oh let's see anything in here.
Speaker 1Nope, nothing in there. Anything in the anything on the cum stain monitor nut, nut, just straight nut nut nutting.
Speaker 2She passes my inspection.
Speaker 1We nut nut just straight nut nut nutting, she passes my inspection.
Speaker 3I bet that was enjoyable to you headphone listeners, wasn't it me clearing my throat?
Speaker 1I don't know why baby you're getting a lot of fucking requests.
Speaker 2I'd rather hear that over me at 200% volume, just fucking yelling about being a dumb ass.
Speaker 1Why don't you do that right now for our listeners how you sound as Lubong.
Speaker 4I'm waiting Uh uh, oh shit it's not a damn it.
Speaker 3You have to turn them up to 200% volume.
Speaker 1I'm asking you to speak as Lubong right now. When did you turn black, by the way? Why would you use that? Why were you hanging?
Speaker 2That's what I was looking for. Why would you?
Speaker 1Sound alert. No, I just wanted you to speak a sentence as Lubong. I didn't ask you to be racist. Frostyy, my best.
Speaker 2Frosty, my best friend. You went down that whole fire chute. I saw you climb through the roof, real sneaky like, and then you disappeared and we were out here. All the guards showed up. I got nervous, started buying these wolf steaks. I bought all these wolf steaks For your best buddy and you came out, but now you're not. How can I be sure you're frosty? Oh my God, frosty got replaced inside the house. This isn't frosty at all. All right, let me turn it back down to a hundred percent.
Speaker 1Damn it, damn it to hell. I like how you basically did that exact sequence how how it went down. I feel like you basically did that exact sequence how it went down. I feel like you said it exactly the same way in the session.
Speaker 4That was a pretty good retelling.
Speaker 1I could not have done that.
Speaker 3That doll exploded yeah it kind of just flew out.
Speaker 2You were in the house, you were in the house and I was outside. Everyone else was just kind of meandering around, and then the guards came you talking about these fucking wolf steaks makes me hungry for some I'm gonna let you know I can't go for a wolf thing I panicked hard.
Speaker 2You remember when I saw that? I panicked hard in the very in the first building we went into and I saw the ghost and I freaked the fuck out and I ran out and then we both died from what I remember that's not important yeah, look at us now, you see me when I fucking rage. You see my muscles you see these guns?
Speaker 1I just see the ghost tendrils full of like ethereal fucking.
Speaker 2Just muscle juice in my body ethereal.
Speaker 1That's a big word for you, lubong that is.
Speaker 2Do you know what it means? No, I heard you guys say it once and I haven't stopped saying it since it makes you feel smart, it does make you sound smart we had to write no
Speaker 2shit, because he had an intelligence of 10 and he wanted to play more stupid, so we took his intelligence to six yeah, because I was playing way stupider that he's like 10's, like maybe even slightly above average intelligence than a normal person, and I'm like, well, that's definitely not me, that's not Lubong. Lubong's a dumbass. Lubong's a dumbass 100% of the time I'm a dumbass, like 70% of the time.
Speaker 1I just have impulsive decisions. That sends murder ghosts against people. I mean that's also kind of you in the real world too, yeah yeah, but the problem is is I'm not going to be able to separate that from my dnd character because I'm just way too fucking impulsive. So every dnd character I play is going to just have to be impulsive.
Speaker 2Unless you guys tell me not to do something, I'm doing it I feel like like real, like a high intelligence, or hot, like really high wisdom. Impulsive is a lot better than like I have a strength of plus five, but my it is negative three fucking.
Speaker 1Who was it that ripped the doorknob off?
Speaker 4fucking switch. That was switched.
Speaker 1That fucking beat the doorknob yeah beat the doorknob off instead of waiting for me to finish my room and come open it, and I turn around and I'm like is there anything I can do here? You guys hear that a fucking weird ghost followed Xenohome it just says fuck you a bunch everybody, welcome.
Speaker 2Switch to the podcast. He's been here before he's been here a couple times.
Speaker 1Yeah, god, we talked about food and now all I can think about is being a fucking fat and eating food even though I don't need it instead of five guys.
Speaker 2Dude, I want like an adobe burrito, but like the whole outer. The whole inner outer layer of burrito is just the queso.
Speaker 1Hmm, that sounds like something. Sounds like something, indeed, sounds like something.
Speaker 2The whole inside of the tortilla is just a solid layer of cheese. That's what I was going for?
Speaker 1Do you want that? Because of the one cooking animation in Monster Hunter Wilds where it looks like they just rip open a block of melted cheese.
Speaker 2No, I want it because the local Qdoba fucks. But I feel like if they really work cheese in first and get it all over the fucking tortilla, it'd be way better.
Speaker 4I'd fuck with some Qdoba. I love that Diablo queso dude. I've only ever had Qdoba once.
Speaker 1Fuck me up Diablo. I don't know what Qdoba is, by the way.
Speaker 4It's like Chipotle.
Speaker 2Chipotle but, better.
Speaker 1Got it. Please, please, please. Switch is just spamming. Please, in the voice chat, read the above. I can't. I got to read the above.
Speaker 2Okay, hang on.
Speaker 4Open. Qdoba delivers for free on their app and gives a free bowl or burrito when you sign up. Get the fuck out. I will order Kedoba right now, do it?
Speaker 1I would do it, but.
Speaker 3I don't have one.
Speaker 1My choices are KFC, so you have this.
Speaker 2Taco Bell or KFC.
Speaker 1No, I have KFC McDonald's and the Domino's. Even though the KFC Taco Bell is a combination, I can't get Taco Bell. I have to go to it.
Speaker 3I can't deliver it.
Speaker 1That's weird, that's bullshit, it's fucking stupid.
Speaker 2I mean nevermind, I love me some Taco Bell dude.
Speaker 4I fuck with Taco Bell. You look the type.
Speaker 1We're going to make everybody fucking hungry this episode.
Speaker 4I'm downloading the Qdoba app.
Speaker 2Nice Get the qdoba app nice get that qdoba, qdoba.
Speaker 4Fuck it up for a free burrito dude for real. Why qdoba app? Yes, is downloading, you're downloading switch. I just want you to know I'm going to be very, very upset if I don't get free delivery on this Qdoba order.
Speaker 2You know it's underrated?
Speaker 4Yeah, but what if you're getting the?
Speaker 2free mozzarella sticks oh.
Speaker 3You know, they are pretty good.
Speaker 1I can't deny that.
Speaker 3Burger King's mozzarella sticks. I didn't care for they were good.
Speaker 2I thought you were going to say they were good. I was like no shit tastes like they fried it with like the chicken nuggets and everything else they put in that oil no, the cheese just wasn't melted yeah, it has zero cheese pull, it's just like a solid like
Speaker 3yeah it's like they pretty much just breaded a regular string cheese and put it in the deep fryer for like two seconds and was like, oh, this is good.
Speaker 2Didn't get hot enough to melt at all. Well, that's disappointing. I don't like the fuck, fuck BK.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, that's because you're autistic.
Speaker 2Yeah we're right. Yeah, as a kid I used to get sick because of Arby's mozzarella. Like I didn't want a sandwich, I didn't want fries, I didn't want anything. Give me a large mozzarella stick.
Speaker 4Yeah, there's a child. Arby's mozzarella sticks.
Speaker 2Fuck you, that will fucking clog you up to do a lot of things at Arby's.
Speaker 1Fuck, I love their chicken tendies.
Speaker 4What did Switch say? I was gonna get for free a bowl or a burrito or a bowl and it's free delivery. Nobody said no, the burrito or the bowl is free. Oh, why do I?
Speaker 3still look for the powerpuff girls now.
Speaker 4I'll push notifications. Sure earn with every order sign up switch.
Speaker 1They deliver for free to you because everything's like real close to you when you sign up.
Speaker 2So you gotta sign up, and it'd be your first, you know.
Speaker 4I'm signing up and this is about to be my first. Where's that goddamn burrito?
Speaker 1ADHD after ADHD made event ADHD after after Dark Maid Event ADHD after Burrito.
Speaker 2Maid Event Xeno just smashes a whole fucking burrito.
Speaker 1ADHD after Burrito is just this. Where's the lie? It's just your fucking ass, cheeks flapping with some fucking shit being rocket fuel out your asshole. Speaking of which.
Speaker 3So my doctor talking to her about maybe going on to like antidepressants because, I'm not gonna lie, I've been feeling the big sad for a few months now.
ADHD Digestive Adventures and Oversharing
Speaker 3Uh, she was like, well, before I do that, why don't we try to like do a little experiment here? So she like takes out a notepad and starts writing down all this shit that's really high in fiber. And she was like I'm going to want you to try to get 35 milligrams of fiber a day and then also try to have like something in your stomach that has a probiotic in it, like something in your stomach that has a probiotic in it like yogurt or kombucha, something that just has like that colony of bacteria that's good for your gut. Because apparently these motherfuckers, these little probiotics, will eat the fiber and it's supposed to kind of help your body push things along and apparently, apparently, if things are pushing through you, naturally your body should feel happier. And I was like, well, you know, I kind of poo, naturally, as it is, but I have been tearing fucking ass every goddamn day trying to meet this goal, like today at work. I had to make sure there was no one around me and I just tore ass of the garage.
Speaker 1Are they smelly farts?
Speaker 3awful sometimes no, but today yes.
Speaker 1I really didn't want anyone to find me. Is it working for you?
Speaker 3no.
Speaker 1I mean, it's an experiment. She wanted to try it before she put you on medication. It makes sense. You weren't here yesterday, man. I was farting while I was trying to put clothes away and it just kept getting worse and worse and worse and worse. Because I had bk for lunch, uh, and I had their onion rings, and it started smelling more and more and more like bk fucking onion rings. So much to the point, like whenever, like like I was playing monster hunter with murky and switch yesterday, I'm just sitting there like in the middle of the hunt. I'm just like guys, I'm gonna try to stick it out to the end of this hunt, but I don't know if I'm gonna make it. And murky's like don't fucking shit your pants for me, dude, go to the bathroom. I'll kill this fucking monster for you.
Speaker 2I'll fight the fuck out of this monster and not die. Don't shit your pants.
Speaker 1I fucking stood up and I went oh Lord, it's coming as I ran out the fucking door Jesus Christ, and after he's out the door, I hear him.
Speaker 2He's like I don't know if.
Speaker 1I'm going to make it Sit down on the toilet and it was just like the biggest giant, the most giant fart you can imagine. Just shat out of me like I shit a fart oh, I get that shit a fart like it was. It was a fucking seven second fart, but there were like turd logs coming out with it.
Speaker 3I will say, hey guys, you wouldn't hear it hey listeners like turd logs coming out with it, I will say hey guys, you wouldn't hear hey listeners.
Speaker 1After we made you hungry now we're talking about shit.
Speaker 3Now we're going to discuss you.
Speaker 4Now that there's been a decent amount of time for you to go and get some food and you're probably sitting down with it now let's make you not want that food now we'll say high fiber in your diet, though poop just slides right, the fuck out oh yeah.
Speaker 3I don't even have to push half the time, it's just bloop bloop is it solid? I don't know. Do you know how do?
Speaker 4you. You're not doing the thing.
Speaker 1Do you have to order it first? Is there like a promotion thing? It's probably.
Speaker 2Well, crazy thing you put in his email address and then his actual address, and now he's putting in his credit card number, and then they require a social security number. And then you downloaded the wrong app.
Speaker 1That's pretty much what it's like to watch porn nowadays. And then they require a social security number. You downloaded the wrong app. Yeah, that's pretty much what it's like to watch porn nowadays. You go to one of those states where they're banning porn out, right? I mean Indiana isn't one of those.
Speaker 4Yeah, I believe Indiana has banned Pornhub now.
Speaker 1That's unfortunate how the people you elected are going to be able to watch watch their porn, because we all know they do it.
Speaker 4I don't know. I'm gonna let it be their problem, though I'm not really worried about it that's what a VPN is for.
Speaker 3Zeno has the theater of the mind. He just imagines boobs and he's like got it, I know what to work with.
Speaker 4I actually just have a permanent vision of Murky's ass burned into my brain, so it doesn't take much to get me there if if you can come, while masturbating, only to like mental images, is that a form of meditation?
Speaker 3I'd say yeah. Yeah, I would say, yes, I'm working.
Speaker 4I'm fine. That's some smart ass shit. You just said there.
Speaker 3Well, that was really philosophical god damn it my brain registered what coco said as falafel instead of philosophical. I was like what. Murky that said as falafel instead of philosophical. I was like what?
Speaker 1Marky, that was really falafel.
Speaker 2I wasn't expecting falafel with baby lab.
Speaker 1I'm just in this game for the long haul at this point.
Speaker 2If you can tap into your own mind to make yourself calm. I mean, there's some physical stimulant there, but I mean that's for meditation, I would agree. Wait, huh, coco's meditated for a long time. He should be super In tune with his own mind.
Speaker 1You would think Switch just Comes and then no touching.
Speaker 3I lay there. This is.
Speaker 1Switch. He's just sitting there and he's just like oh, what is this?
Speaker 4Oh, I do not get a free burrito.
Speaker 1I can't even talk. Fuck. You lied to him no free burrito Zito.
Speaker 2sign up again. Sign up with a new email.
Speaker 1There's a banner ad for him in the app.
Speaker 4Join Qdop everywhere there is it straight up, says Wait, where'd it go.
Speaker 1It straight up says what you can't do, it I'm gonna show you.
Speaker 3Straight up calling him a bitch.
Speaker 2I bet when Switch made that noise he just shot it in his own face. He's like, oh my god.
Speaker 4Join Qdoba Q Rewards. Get free queso and chips. I get free queso and chips no free burrito. That's horse shit. That is horse shit.
Speaker 1That's horse shit. Uninstall the app Qdoba.
Speaker 2I'm fucking living in a more densely populated area.
Speaker 1I can't do this. Live in a more densely populated area, you'll get better. Uninstall it. Request them to delete your account. Reason I was lied to.
Speaker 4I was lied to. They're going to fucking break the door down on switch and fucking nab his ass. You giving away our secrets.
Speaker 1That's just just gonna be ice this is bullshit.
Speaker 4Now I want Qdoba.
Speaker 1I'm glad nobody's acknowledging the joke I made what'd you say?
Speaker 3no, we're all ignoring you.
Speaker 1I'm not saying it again was it a race joke?
Speaker 4it was, it was a border security joke?
Speaker 1Oh no.
Speaker 3We call Murky the racist one it's suspicious.
Speaker 1Switch play the sound effect for me the other day. Bye the two people speaking mixed. He was concerned. The fact that you had that so quick on speed dial has me concerned.
Speaker 4Switch it on and navigate that sound concerned Switching us on Navigate that soundboard.
Speaker 1Dude, he does. He has that shit fun he knows how to navigate things.
Speaker 3Alright.
Speaker 4He knows how to navigate this dick.
Speaker 2I was telling everybody, I was telling Zeno, maybe Kugel, earlier, when I see you, I'm gonna attack you physically. I'm gonna come up, I'm gonna trap your arms, your body and just grip you. I'm gonna lift you off your feet so really you have no way to fight me, and then I'm just gonna take you to the ground, I'm gonna wrap you up, put legs in, I'm just gonna hold you there and then I'm going to acquire your scent.
Speaker 4That is real things that he did say.
Speaker 2I did say that that happened, hmm.
Speaker 1He once navigated the vessel known as Xenococ through the seas of cum put in place by God E. Wow, that sounds like the startup, the.
Speaker 4Nippalus Judova also does not deliver for free Switch. It charged me $5 plus tip.
Speaker 1That sounds like the start of the Nippalus Cage movie.
Speaker 4What was that?
Speaker 1You're not paying attention to anything. Fuck you.
Speaker 3No, he's not. He's in his own little world.
Speaker 1No, You'll have to listen to the podcast to see what I said. Coco.
Speaker 2I think, me and you are the only ones not playing video games right now.
Speaker 1He's not playing a video game.
Speaker 2He's trying to order food. No, he's playing Monster Hunter in the background. I'm not playing Monster Hunter. No, I'm not either.
Speaker 4You wouldn't be able to tell on Steam if I was playing Monster Hunter.
Speaker 2No, I changed it.
Speaker 1This is coming from Murky, who just learned the other day that NVIDIA Fucking App is a thing.
Speaker 2Don't come at me.
Speaker 1Don't come at me all crazy. Yeah, my computer graphics Card is.
Speaker 2I expect, when you guys made me this free computer, that everything would be taken care of For at least the next five years Automatically.
Speaker 4Computers don least the next five years automatically. Computers don't even last five years, yeah they don't last five years.
Speaker 1I've had mine for five years. How good was it when you bought it? At the time it was pretty top of the line, mergy did not get top of the line for the time. When we know this, true it all worked so good. He got the hammy down, so really his computer's actually already older than five years.
Speaker 2Yeah, in Wilds, all I needed was a driver update. I mean.
Speaker 1Wow, you actually knew how to update your drivers. No, I had to walk him through that shit, dude.
Speaker 2No drivers. No, I had to walk him through that shit dude. No, I fucking the little nvidia thing on my bottom right like I brought up. I was like, oh, it says I needed an nvidia update and coco goes. When's the last time you updated that?
Speaker 1I was like, oh, you know he's I never opened the app you're gonna log into that I go.
Speaker 2I don't think I've ever logged into that and he opens it. What the fuck?
Speaker 1and no, he didn't even say I don't even think I've logged into that. I was like open it and then it comes to a login screen and he goes I don't think I've ever logged into that. I went murky. Come on, zeno made the point the other day that we have all talked about updating our drivers various times while you're in the chat and you just like never expect me to know. We just thought you, you never asked, you expect me to know.
Speaker 2We just thought you that was your first mistake.
Speaker 1You never asked like, hey, is that a thing I should be doing too? You never fucking asked.
Speaker 2Well, they got special shit on their computers. I don't need to do that.
Speaker 4I ain't got none of that.
Speaker 2I ain't worried about no night we got all the sound, wars and stuff. I don't need to do fucking anything.
Speaker 3You're a fucking fucking anything. You're a dumbass. I'm considering you guys giving him hand-me-downs instead of him buying him brand new stuff.
Speaker 1Yeah, why would we buy him brand new stuff?
Speaker 4though we just gave him the free shit.
Speaker 3Yeah, fuck that, good friends would buy him brand new stuff.
Speaker 4His computer is still better than your computer.
Speaker 2I was happy to show up with nothing and go home with a computer.
Speaker 1For $200. Better than your fucking computer switch. That's probably not. What's your graphics card switch?
Bathroom Breaks and Podcast Shenanigans
Speaker 3I need to update my graphics card coming up soon, probably in the next year. I have a 20, 20 super. That's also what I got Is that what Marky has.
Speaker 1Is he a 2060?
Speaker 3He has 2060 super.
Speaker 4Who did? That come from Z yeah because I gave E the 2080 Super and he gave you the 2060.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1That makes sense. There was like a trade that happened. I forgot about it.
Speaker 3The 2060 is still no slob, though it's still pretty good.
Speaker 4I'm a slob. You can slob on the slob. You know what? You're just mad. You're just mad.
Speaker 3You're mad because you didn't get a free burrito, because you don't live in a densely populated area, so suck it.
Speaker 4Those are facts.
Speaker 3At least he has a case of burrito for you.
Speaker 1At least he has water. I'm drinking water right now. You're in a drought. You need to conserve. You can't drink.
Speaker 4I can sit in a chair in the shade and it still not burn my skin.
Speaker 2Hey, fuck you, buddy yeah fuck you.
Speaker 3You have to put chains on your tires.
Speaker 4No, I don't have to put chain on my tires.
Speaker 2You have to watch for scorpions in your boot. That's actually illegal in Indiana for him to do.
Speaker 3Don't worry, I'll bring scorpions with me, just for you guys.
Speaker 2This is when we find out that I'm allergic to scorpions. Eat all the grasshoppers again. What? All the grasshoppers?
Speaker 1Oh, okay, I have no idea what I thought you said, but it was not grasshoppers, it was falafel. Okay, falafel Sounds kind of like waffle. I want waffles, you don't?
Speaker 2say what?
Speaker 1I'm just here chilling, watch what.
Speaker 2What to make it sound like my knuckles on the part of everybody's seen the blue waffle right yeah okay, I know.
Speaker 4I know I know, why did you pick us?
Speaker 3out. It's like in the back of my memory for all eternity now. So why did you pick us out? It's like in the back of my memory for all eternity now. Sick.
Speaker 4Shit was pretty disgusting.
Speaker 2Oh dude, it was bad. Two girls, one cup made me throw up. I almost threw up. I threw up like immediately. You know what's really funny.
Speaker 4I didn't watch the whole thing, I was like, oh, these chicks are making out.
Speaker 2And then I was like, yeah, I didn't watch the whole thing. I was like, oh, these chicks are baking out. I didn't even need to watch to know what happened?
Speaker 1I don't even think I've ever watched it.
Speaker 4I'm a throw up person.
Speaker 2For that I didn't get past 10 seconds. I can tell you that.
Speaker 1I've never watched it, but enough was said about it when it was a big thing going around that I didn't have to, because I pretty much autistically knew that it was pretty fucked up. Um, yeah, I wasn't. I wasn't saved from jar squatters, though. Oh no, was not saved from that was that the uh, the Ukrainian dude? I don't.
Speaker 2I don't watch a bunch of dumb fights in college.
Speaker 4I couldn't tell you what his country of origin was A lot of Kimbo Slice fights my ex-brother-in-law was really into Kimbo Slice.
Speaker 1Who the fuck is Kimbo Slice.
Speaker 3He was a street fighter.
Speaker 2Yeah, those two motherfuckers show up to a backyard and everybody kind of circles around and then they beat the absolute dog shit out of each other.
Speaker 1That sounds fun. Is that what we're going to do when you guys are all here?
Speaker 3No, absolutely.
Speaker 1Except it's going to be our dicks on everybody's face.
Speaker 4I'm going to be our dicks on everybody's face.
Speaker 3I'm going to twist somebody's dick Probably going to be my dick. He's probably just going to come up and just crack it like a glow stick.
Speaker 1That sounds awful. It really is. I did not need that in my brain. Well, guess what you got in your brain now, luckily, my dick's so small. It's probably not capable of fucking breaking because it's so short.
Speaker 3You know how short things it's harder to snap them yeah jokes on you or bringing a penis pump that's not my bag, baby.
Speaker 1Good luck. Do they make? Do they make?
Speaker 2microscopes, of those written by Austin Powers say PS Pumps. They are my bag, baby. What?
Speaker 4Austin Powers reference. I've never seen Austin Powers what really? Really stupid to me. I haven't seen.
Speaker 1Austin.
Speaker 2Powers. Yeah, he gets out of being deeply frozen and he goes to get all his things back. He's like one penis pump. He's like, oh, that's not mine. And the guy's like one case for this penis pump. He's like, that's definitely not me, baby, he. He's like one book written by austin powers you it was like penis, penis pumps or something, and how they are definitely my bag baby, circa whatever year this is crazy.
Speaker 1I think one of the funniest things scenes that I that I like from Austin Powers is whenever they're in like the tent and she's pulling shit out of the bag and the guys are in the fucking the back watch. It looks like they're just pulling fucking shit out of his ass. Oh, that's just fucking stupid dude. I am so surprised that Zeno has not seen an Austin Powers movie.
Speaker 3I am too. Actually, I feel like it would have been his sense of humor.
Speaker 1Do you know what it means to Austin Powers? Something then.
Speaker 4No.
Speaker 3If you could guess. What do you think?
Speaker 2it means what does it mean to Austin Powers Whenever you fucking wedge a car so that it's stuck.
Speaker 1Wedge something so that it's stuck. Wedge something so that it's stuck, so you can't move it in or out because he gets stuck in that one.
Speaker 2Oh, so you have to do a 17-point turn, or like a three, like he wedges it and he's like I fucking Austin Powers it.
Speaker 1He's fucking like uh, uh, uh uh, trying to fucking wedge it out. Yeah, I get that, man. Man, you never had such a bad burger king fry the. Oh, I thought you were about to say they suck, but apparently your fries are tough. You know what have you, dude?
Speaker 2the onion rings at burger king are fucking incredible yeah, not bad like dude I had the jalapeno cheddar bites the other day too, also not bad.
Speaker 1Also, I'm a fat fuck, and after we're done talking about shit, we're back to the food talk, so you can eat your food again.
Speaker 2I can't guarantee we won't talk about shit again.
Speaker 1I gotta piss, actually oh yeah, you gonna take us with you.
Speaker 2I'm gonna piss on the piss.
Speaker 4I'm gonna be fucking the piss. You fucking. We're going. What just happened?
Speaker 2Murky was gonna take us with him A lot. Why are you lying to?
Speaker 4us. I'm fucked up, murky, because it's corded.
Speaker 2Because it's corded all the way to the bathroom.
Speaker 1You have a phone.
Speaker 2You want me to disconnect and whip out the iPhone. Show us the POV of you the bathroom. You have a phone. You'll be disconnecting without the iphone be hilarious.
Speaker 1Show us the pov of you peeing. What are the chances he does it? I think he might this is gonna be great. He's like talking it up to himself right now.
Speaker 2He's pulling his iPhone out?
Speaker 4Are you saying it's a very small chance? Because he's very small.
Speaker 1Oh, uh-oh, he's back.
Speaker 4This is how you know we're out of shit to talk about.
Speaker 1We're trying to watch Murky piss. Oh, he is on the camera around. Don't show us any head, though god we're not recording, so dumb no, we're not recording any video, that's for sure.
Speaker 3No, no, no video this is all for us, nice this whole dick's out. My whole dick is out.
Speaker 1I don't believe you. Show us he muted. Oh, he's tinkling, do you want to hear it?
Speaker 3Yeah, Fuck it, I want to hear you frying chicken boy. Wow, you're talking on mute bro you're saying stuff, but you're muted you're muted yeah, you are muted whoopsie whoopsie is Dusty is Dusty home right now.
Speaker 2I won't wake anybody up is Dusty home right now. I won't wake anybody up is dusty home right now.
Speaker 1Yeah, is she like? What the fuck are you doing?
Speaker 2she's probably just used to this kind of behavior.
Speaker 1Let's be, honest murky just went ah what a silly question why, would you ask, she knew what she signed up for. Murky just went. Ah, I'm farting. What a silly question.
Speaker 3Why would you ask that?
Speaker 4She knew what she signed up for.
Speaker 1Murky are you okay, Fucking gross. This is the hardest piss he's ever had to take in and it's not because of a kidney stone. He's trying very hard not to piss on the wall right now flopping around like fire hose he had to mute because he's coughing his lungs up.
Speaker 1Dude, I'm dying. Oh man, this would be a bad time for you to pass out from laughing and fall face first in your own pit. I just want to see the look on Dusty's face when he looks out of the bathroom and she looks over and goes you fucking done in there. What are you doing? I just imagine this whole time. His dick is still out too and he's just trying to regain himself.
Speaker 4He probably is For sure.
Speaker 2My dick's put away, I promise. I said when I saw him laugh real hard.
Speaker 1I told you he's gonna laugh so hard and fucking face first into the pee.
Speaker 2I wash my hands and then get back on computer that was some good shit we turned an adventure
Speaker 3into the bathroom reporting from murky's bathroom we turned an adventure to the bathroom into a five minute comedy sketch yeah, you know it's funny that this is kind of more of a foodie episode because I had recently came up with like a game breaker to try to bring back onto the podcast where the grand prize was whoever scored the most. Next time I hung out with that person from this podcast, they got a free meal for me wherever we went out for dinner.
Speaker 1Good news in three weeks. I think we're all together right uh, yeah, as far as I'm aware so we just don't record for three weeks and we do the game in person with everybody, and then you can. And then you can order your choice of Taco Bell, McDonald's or KFC.
Speaker 3But then how do we get content out of it for the podcast? We?
Speaker 1record it, that's the podcast. We're recording the podcast in person.
Speaker 2We could just have a cookout stream at Coco's.
Speaker 1I mean yeah, we could do anything.
Speaker 2I was thinking we record an episode of.
Speaker 1ADHD After Dark, when everybody's here anyway, all right, but we can. We can work out the logistics of that, mark. How was the bathroom? Does it smell? I heard you farted.
Speaker 2It was really I did. I did fart quite a bit oh look, it's the caters.
Speaker 1He's coming to say hi I can't have rain without hi caters it's, it's. It's not a good day for rain. Oh, it's the case. He wants some food. That's the look of feed me you fuck he's got plenty of food in his bowl. No, not enough. Is that the Mingers? Is that the Mingers? It's the Mingers, the Mingers. We haven't seen Ming in a while. The Mingers.
Speaker 2Alright, I go back on computer, okay.
Speaker 3There she goes. She didn't know it would be in my lap.
Speaker 1Fun fact, he could have just clicked join in discord and it would have taken him out of his phone just let him believe what he wants to believe also, why is it taking him so long to join on the computer?
Speaker 4I don't know. It's really hard to say what are we watching now?
Speaker 3he's an interesting dude. Oh, it's Dallmare. Oh, it's really hard to say what are we watching now? He's an interesting dude.
Speaker 1Oh, it's Dallmare oh, it's the same one oh yeah what did you shut it down for?
Speaker 3uh, I don't know, it just felt like I needed like a momentary break there that button's yellow now right, it is yellow. Oh, do do, do a free ball look at my little dick button's yellow.
Speaker 1Now, right it is yellow. Oh, do, do, do a free ball.
Speaker 2Look at my little dick yeah yeah yeah yeah, I laughed so hard the bathroom, I thought I was gonna throw up the dusty fucking question anything that you were doing?
Speaker 3nope, that's a good thing. Like I said, she knows what she signed up for she's on the phone, so that helps she probably was had to explain why you were so loud in the fucking bathroom.
Speaker 1Oh it's too funny that shit was funny. I was almost expecting you to fucking flip the camera around and show us your dick.
Speaker 2No, I was hoping I'm not gonna do that. I'm fucking you're weird for not showing you my dick yeah, oh, your previous error was coming back here. I guess. So group vote. Who wanted to see my dick switch?
Speaker 1switch, switch.
Speaker 2He's not in there switch looks like 2v, looks like 2v1 because there's only two options 2v2, 2v2 he doesn't count, he doesn't count, he's not even in the video switch said yes, switch.
Speaker 1Said yes, doesn't count are you saying that he's not a person?
Wrapping Up and Final Thoughts
Speaker 2no, I'm saying that he's not here in the chat that's racist. You can't say that he's not a person how dare you Now you're just putting words in my mouth.
Speaker 1No, you said it.
Speaker 2I just said that it doesn't count because he's not here in video chat.
Speaker 1Yeah, he's doing stuff, he probably couldn't have even seen my dick.
Speaker 2That's what I said earlier. You came out of a fucking chimney suit. You changed colors. You said this Lubong didn't understand.
Speaker 1You said that, though I said that, and then you realized after you said it how bad it was. Murky has no clue how deep into his eyes I am looking right now. He is ready to fuck you in the sexual way. He's about ready to do some of these things to you like in the business whoa, whoa, he's about ready to do that to you.
Speaker 3Does this still have the sharing gun?
Speaker 1uh, I would call that a sharring gun. Yeah, I mean, oh, are you supposed to?
Speaker 4just keep putting them on the thing, no matter what I would call that a sharing gun?
Speaker 1I mean, oh, are you supposed to just keep putting them on the thing, no matter what?
Speaker 3I guess I can't really do anything else. Hmm, oh, disposal finally open.
Speaker 1That's fucking wild. Oh God, what a jump scare that would have been, had I had sound on.
Speaker 3Well, weird part is he whispered that while he jumped on my face, like, come with me.
Speaker 1Well, uh, anybody got anything else they want to say we're at 56 minutes?
Speaker 2Everybody play the bang alert. Everybody play the what Bang alert. No, I'm fucking. Everybody play the bang alert at once. Everybody play the what Play the bang alert? No, I'm fucking wrong.
Speaker 3Please don't do that. Ptsd Damn.
Speaker 1Yeah, I mean, that's on my soundboard right here. All right, I'm going to go pull a cocoa and beat my dick to MLP, and now that everybody doesn't have earphones.
Speaker 3Remember those days when we streamed regularly and that would just be the sound alert everybody used.
Speaker 1Remember when you streamed for like two weeks with the your dick small sound alert, I know.
Speaker 3Hey, all I gotta say is people paid for that, so I'm like okay.
Speaker 1By people I paid for it. A win is a win. So when's Ronnie coming back? We want Ronnie. I don't really know. You're working on it, though. Oh, you're dead you fucking you fucking suck in whatever form he is comfortable with. It's gonna be Ronnie, ronnie, alright, well, e in whatever form he is comfortable with.
Speaker 4It's going to be Ron E, ron E.
Speaker 1Ron, e All right. Well, I don't have anything else to say. You guys have anything else to say?
Speaker 3Nah, Eat your vegetables for that fiber, but don't shit yourself at work. Oh yeah, brother.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, brother.
Speaker 4Okay, those are words to live by.
Speaker 2Eat your vitamins, say your prayers and fucking do the thing.
Speaker 3And do the thing and always wash your hands after you masturbate.
Speaker 2Always wash your hands after masturbation.
Speaker 1Correct, okay, okay, goodbye, goodbye, do that.
