ADHD After Dark
ADHD After Dark is the unfiltered podcast where a group of hilarious dudes with ADHD gather to talk about anything and everything that comes to mind. Brace yourself for an explicit and comedic rollercoaster ride, as we dive into the depths of randomness, pushing the boundaries of humor and edginess.
In each episode, we unleash our unapologetic, off-the-cuff banter, sharing outrageous stories, wild adventures, and side-splitting anecdotes that will keep you laughing throughout the night. No topic is off-limits for us—whether it's outrageous personal experiences, taboo subjects, or exploring the more intimate and risqué aspects of life, we bring a refreshingly audacious and humorous perspective to it all.
ADHD After Dark is your escape from the mundane and predictable. Join our crew as we navigate the uncharted territories of comedic chaos, reveling in the freedom to explore the untamed corners of our minds. We embrace the spirit of After Dark, where the content can get explicit, sexual, and edgy—pushing boundaries and challenging social norms with a healthy dose of laughter.
While we may not always offer informative insights, we guarantee an uproarious time filled with absurdity, spontaneous conversations, and unabashed humor. It's a podcast that's not afraid to go where others won't, creating an inclusive space for individuals who enjoy unfiltered comedic escapades.
So, grab a drink, kick back, and immerse yourself in the unapologetically hilarious world of ADHD After Dark. Warning: explicit content ahead—tune in at your own risk, but be prepared to laugh your way through our zany adventures, spontaneous tangents, and unabashedly funny discussions that defy convention. Welcome to the wild, comedic chaos of ADHD After Dark.
ADHD After Dark
S4 E3: We Got Mail.... Again
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Ever tried recording a live podcast only to be hilariously derailed by unexpected technical meltdowns and a video we probably should've skipped? That's exactly how we kick off this episode, navigating through chaos with laughter as our best compass. As we grapple with bizarre scenes and decide to pull the plug on offensive content, we find ourselves dissecting an intriguing email from Alex San Filippo of Podcast Match. His quirky offer to discover our "podcaster personality types" leads us down a rabbit hole of grammar critiques and conspiracy theories, leaving us to wonder: is this email too good to be true?
Our podcasting journey is a testament to spontaneity and camaraderie, as we share the quirks that define our show, "Wheelchairs for the Blind." Despite a marketing strategy that’s as laissez-faire as it gets, we're both perplexed and pleased by our growing listener base. We banter about our unique approach, from episode titles to the unexpected debates about our most loyal listeners. And then there's the fun of our mid-2000s gaming nostalgia, our take on "Cats: The Musical," and the police officer prank tales that have us giggling through the absurdity of it all.
Things take a turn for the unexpected when we stumble upon our online presence that we didn't know existed. Between surprise YouTube uploads and a comedic YouTube comment by a familiar gamer, we're left navigating the delightful chaos of discovering our digital footprint. We wrap up with an outlandish story of a pregnancy announcement that's as dramatic as it sounds and Murky’s Discord serenade that lingers in memory. Whether it's laughter over a new horror film starring Cher or debates on genetically modified Brussels sprouts, this episode is packed with unpredictability and pure entertainment.
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Speaker 2Well, we're not live, we're recording it's the same thing as being live.
Speaker 1We are live recording yes at the time of recording yeah also, I don't know what I just said anyways, here's show about shedding oh, it's muted on my end.
Speaker 3Hang on, yeah it's muted on my end. Hang on. Yeah, it's muted on my end too what the fuck is this leno?
Speaker 1this show bus showedy. Is this all it is? No is he saying the n-word? Yes, he was okay, I can't include the system audio, then got it. You should have told me he was gonna say the n-word xeno I forgot about it you're awful.
Speaker 2I haven't seen this since high school there's probably a good reason why yes.
Speaker 1What the so?
Speaker 2so explain to me what the backstory is behind this I don't know, I uh, this video came out while I was in high school and, uh, it started circulating, got really popular. Um, there's a point where one of the rappers is sick, and it made me think of Murky, who is sick right now.
Speaker 1Oh, cold and stubby nose why are they comparing this guy to Winnie the Pooh and why is there now he's eating a squirrel after he was holding a? I don't even know how to describe this.
Speaker 3And now he's playing video games with a monkey.
Speaker 1Oh, oh.
Speaker 4He was beating a child there. Maybe you should, maybe you should.
Speaker 2That is what was happening. Maybe you should stop. No, it's fine.
Speaker 1Well, we have we have other stuff to do too. Yeah, yeah, we, we got a lot of time to come. We do have a lot of time, but like nobody else is hearing this guy on the short yeah, you're right, you're right.
Speaker 2Hey, everybody, go look up show bus shouting you'll be severely disappointed.
Speaker 1Gucci swag and I just something.
Speaker 3Oh my fucking christ oh, his lips are so chapped, he's 12 months pregnant and he doesn't care oh look, there's the murky reference.
Speaker 1I mean to be fair. If you talk about anything, this video seems to cover it yeah, you're right oh, fucking christ, how's it been going. E it's going, I guess so, uh, let me see when was this nine?
Speaker 2days ago.
Speaker 1So, like just shortly after our last podcast recording, I uh took a look into the um adhd after dark to the ADHD After Dark fan mail email account. Not really fan mail, just the email account. We got an email titled Would Love to Connect.
Speaker 3Oh, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1Happening again. We haven't read the email yet. I haven't even read the email now, so we're going to go ahead and you guys see this Before we start. I haven't even read the email now, so we're gonna go ahead and you guys see this Before we start.
Speaker 4I'm gonna say this is a conspiracy Theory. In some way this is gonna link back To fucking whatever Her name was in the first Company that represented her.
Speaker 1There's no way. So, you guys ready for this email? We're gonna. We're gonna read it out loud together. All right, so this guy I don't even know this is from alex san filipo is that what I pronounce it?
Speaker 1okay, that's how I'd say it. So it's basically from team at podcast matchcom and it says hey, congrats on your success with adhd after dark. You've already released more episodes than most podcasters ever do, which is amazing. I'd love to support your show by listening. Can you send me a link to one of your recent favorite episodes smiley face character art uh.
Speaker 2So we're gonna send them nipless cage either that one.
Speaker 1Can we just send him a raw footage of us playing a porn game? I don't see why not. I mean, we could also do nipple a scage, uh. And it says and then it goes into the next part of his spiel, which is what he's probably trying to sell us on which he says on my end, I've created a free, data-driven quiz that helps podcasters reach their goals and it tells you which of the 12 podcaster personality types you are. I'm the software-savvy savant.
Speaker 2I'm sure you are Alex?
Speaker 1I'm sure you are. I'd love for you to take me the quiz and when you send me your favorite episode, let me know what personality type you got, too. We have to take this quiz. I don't know about him. Let me know what your personality type you got, too. We have to take this quiz, nibs.
Speaker 3I don't know about Nibs. He has a huge grammar mistake. The second paragraph where he says on my end, yada, yada yada, 12 personality types. He does a period, then parentheses and then continues on to a new idea, parentheses and then continues on to a new idea. He needs to put that period after the parentheses because it is an additional idea to that first sentence, not the second sentence.
Speaker 1Okay, alex, fix your stuff it's you think that link is legit though uh, we're about to find out here's the uh.
Speaker 4Here's the quiz. I say we need to do some research on this by the way, it's 100 free no paywalls, no upsells.
Speaker 2If there's anything I can do, be zero percent free.
Speaker 1Lots of paywalls and lots of upsells if there's anything I can do to be helpful, let me know. Everything I do is listed below. Glad to be connected. We're not connected.
Speaker 2You just sent an email um, I guess, now that we've read the email, we are connected to alex san felipe he publicly shares his download stats.
Speaker 3Oh uh, popping him up, he's a real person in podcasting pod match is well we're already way closer than we were with shell. We did it as a musical artist for some reason.
Speaker 1That's interesting. And then it says they also launched a podcasting network and they're looking for shows to join. They don't want us there. There's no way. They want us there, god no they have not what they want they have not listened to the podcast he has his own website.
Speaker 2I got it. Let's send him this podcast to review. Oh god, this is us shitting on him so I'm shitting on him? We're not shitting on him, we're just we're vetting him out.
Speaker 1You know not yet we should send him the other episode two of shell, when we fucking had three episodes does he well? All right, podcasting software founder and podcast host all right, we're clicking this start podcast score link. What do we get? Oh, is it gonna ask for all of my data?
Speaker 3yes, 110, oh this page.
Speaker 1This page became really fake looking really a 9 154 and 28 cent value yours for free. Where?
Speaker 2did you get this number, alex? Where did you get this?
Speaker 1we need some goddamn answers, alex where the fuck did this number come from?
Speaker 2wait, wait, scroll back up to that picture together.
Speaker 1You jacked my guy, he, he he is jack you work out, alex, he's got some. I don't know. He's got an intro video. Let's watch the intro video. It's not available anymore. Oh, alex, you're dust the end of it, man. That's.
Speaker 4AI created man.
Speaker 1Is it you think so? Ai created In his arm yeah, I don't know. Oh my god, the quiz is going to tell us the chances of making it as a podcaster. Wait, is this number going up as I'm talking? No, it was just at 26.
Speaker 3I thought it was at 25 at one point, you know it probably like you take the quiz and it gives you a really low number, and it's like if you take my course for $1,000, you can crank this up to 100% oh my god, we can type something in there we can kill 21 minutes of the podcast by doing this let's do it average quiz completion time 21 minutes.
Speaker 1You ready? Like it's gonna make us put in captain how do you want me to spell I? Do you want me to just puti? Do you want me to just put?
Speaker 4ie no, do you want me to?
Speaker 1spell it stupidly. Oh yeah, I'm gonna do, I, and then eye captain next okay have you written down your why reason person?
Speaker 2absolutely not this doesn't apply to.
Speaker 1Not apply to the my podcast 100 okay do you know who your podcast serves.
Speaker 3This does not this is for our own personal needs. What?
Speaker 1What describes your main podcasting goal? Full-time. Add value and serve a niche up. No Change the world. No. Expand my influence.
Speaker 3No Raise awareness for cause business, which is wheelchairs for the blind. Well, okay.
Speaker 1I mean that's on the table. Other unlisted goal for my podcast I need to set a goal, or no?
Speaker 2goal. My podcast is just for fun. I mean, can we put in a reason?
Speaker 1No, I can go back, but I think we should just leave whatever we choose, right?
Speaker 2Yeah, that's fair If it asks us later we're definitely going to say that we want the six flags fast pass right.
Speaker 1Yes, a hundred percent. Do you struggle with imposter syndrome as a podcaster? What the fuck is a?
Speaker 2podcaster? No, we're, we're authentically us on this podcast.
Speaker 1Yeah, alex, you should know this how would you rate your level of self-discipline? Very low, you can see dick and or asshole.
Speaker 4On this podcast.
Speaker 1I'm pretty positive. Do you release new episodes on a set schedule? Surprisingly.
Speaker 2Yeah, we do.
Speaker 1More so than we do anything else. Um, I guess I would say sometimes I miss deadlines and I don't have an episode ready because we just say, yeah, we're not doing one this week yeah oh, I guess. No, I post when I can and don't pressure myself with the schedule. But like this is, we try to do it every week say that bottom left one what keeps, what keeps you committed to not stop your podcast. You, alex, you, alex is all about you now.
Speaker 3Not fine, not finances not a goal.
Speaker 1We're not downloading because we're not. We're not even caring if it grows influence. I mean, maybe um podcast is just for fun. Yes, yeah, for real how publicly shared is your podcast commitment or goal? I've shared it with everyone, everywhere, anyone who listens to this podcast knows, our goal is to not do anything do you skip time with family or friends to stay up or stay up late to work on your podcast?
Speaker 3no, no, no, we don't even work on this podcast.
Podcasting Lifestyle and Future Plans
Speaker 1No talking, yeah we don't edit, we don't do shit. Do you schedule time for life outside of cop podcasting? Our podcast is a part of our life, three hours one day every two weeks yeah, it's not even three hours, it's like fucking an hour and a half bro, we played marvel, fucking an hour and a half, hour and a half, you're welcome yeah, that's like when we had the nicholas cage idea. Yeah, um nipples nipples sorry.
Speaker 1Yeah, it was good shit we don't, we don't fucking have any sort of all right. What best describes your feelings towards your podcast right now?
Speaker 2oh, it's definitely fun and exciting, overwhelming overwhelming fun and exciting other I think it's fun, exciting, fun.
Speaker 1I think it's fun, yeah do you envision yourself still podcasting in five? God, I fucking hope not if I'm not, no I was about to say if I'm not podcasting in five years I'm probably dead, because this thing's not gonna die yeah, I mean it does do pretty well for the minimal amount of commitment it's like an hour, an hour every two weeks.
Speaker 2We just get together and talk like we're just recording what we're talking about?
Speaker 1yeah, we take seasonal breaks this is our work.
Speaker 4We have a great work-life balance. We would all be broke and homeless and probably not have computers to do this on anymore, but I mean in all fairness, it's the only reason I get in the voice chat anymore.
Speaker 3Which best?
Speaker 2describes the title and description of your podcast uh I'm sure, other unsure I don't know which clever to reflect my personality I feel like, yeah, I was gonna say that top left one I mean it also uses a play on words descriptive socriptive, so you know what it's about.
Speaker 4No, it's not no, that's why you have the AI thing. Yeah, but it's descriptive I've read one of them. They're like four paragraphs long.
Speaker 1Yeah, but they're like always wrong.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 1Anytime it tries to spell Zeno's name, anytime it puts Zeno in the fucking episode description, it spells his name wrong and different. Every fucking time it spells your name more often with a Z Zeno.
Speaker 3AI it's spelled X E N O.
Speaker 1Zeno X E N O alright, fun and creative, oh, which describes the format of your episode titles. Um, coco just comes up with those, I don't know, uh, oh which describes the format of your episode titles.
Speaker 3Coco just comes up with those.
Speaker 1I don't know. I don't have a clear format or direction for my title we do include the show's episode type slash segment.
Speaker 2I do have the start, the titles, with the episode number.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2Would you say the second from the bottom? I mean it's fine, we reference the episode type I mean sometimes.
Speaker 4Other times we just don't the words that reflect the episode I mean.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1There is no clear format which describes the format of your episode description. There is no work done in the eye like I is other is the AI answer.
Speaker 1None of these other ones. All of these other ones may or may not like be done, but I don't do it right, right, otherwise there would be no description which describes the niche focus of your podcast. Um, uh, we have broad range of topics to reach more listeners. We don't do that, we don't do it on purpose to reach more listeners. We don't have a narrow niche. Because we don't have a niche, I guess random.
Speaker 2The content is kind of focused on our company and brand yeah.
Speaker 3Wheelchairs for the Blind.
Speaker 1It is random. How does your podcast serve your listeners? I hope to God.
Speaker 3You don't feel like you're belonging to a community.
Speaker 1I want.
Speaker 3Everything clicked on. We doases knowledge.
Speaker 1We do increase knowledge.
Speaker 3Yeah, so you learn a new fact.
Speaker 2Raise awareness. Wheelchairs for the blind Fun and entertainment Wheelchairs for the blind.
Speaker 1Encourages and motivates Wheelchairs for the blind Belonging in a community Wheelchairs for the blind.
Speaker 2I mean you lost me on most of those, but uh, I'm gonna leave other unchecked, because we checked everything else yeah that's rather how satisfied are you with your podcast marketing efforts?
Speaker 3we have. I mean the fact that we're not like na growing.
Speaker 2My podcast is listenership is not a focus and I mean the fact that we have 50 and like an average of 50 downloads every week, without even trying or promoting at all I mean which is shocking to me yeah, how do you market your podcast to grow leader listenership?
Speaker 1uh, we do not request people that listen to this to share it. We don't do anything to turn up the reels. We don't do audiograms. Request that they don't actually yeah, we actually request that they don't do that. We don't create any graphics, we don't post real life behind the scenes pictures, because I can't share those legally.
Speaker 2Well, we do share sometimes stuff on x we do okay, maybe. Maybe we'll check that one yeah, yeah, well pretty soon we're gonna go away from pretty sure our podcast listenership is just murky because he re-listens to episodes not factual yeah, we don't, uh, I mean, not factual nope, you're gonna look us in the eyes right now and tell us that you don't listen to the podcast I'm gonna say I listen to dnd a hundred times more and I listen to the podcast.
Speaker 4You didn't answer the question.
Speaker 2Yeah, he's avoiding than I listen to the podcast. You didn't answer the question.
Speaker 4I have listened to the podcast forever.
Speaker 2Do you listen to the podcast regularly? No, you don't listen to every episode? No, do you listen to 80% of the episodes.
Speaker 4No.
Speaker 2How about 50%?
Speaker 3I think, now that he's being called out, he's trying to hide the fact that he does it because any other time it's like the day after podcast comes out.
Speaker 2He's like dude. I was listening back to it. That shit was fucking funny. We're like Merky. You're like 20 of our fucking listens for the week, well, anyways, we don't email subscribers.
Speaker 1We don't ask fans or listeners to share. We don't tag pod match in my even though you existed.
Speaker 3Yeah, we didn't even know you existed today today we learned about you.
Speaker 1We should create a blue sky for adhd after dark, since twitter's fucking dying yeah yeah, that sounds good. Um, maybe we do that next week, if we remember. Yeah, uh, well, the week after next yeah, the week after we we do technically talk about it with friends and family, but really, like crappy photos and I mean, I don't talk about this podcast at all fair, fair
Speaker 2I talk about it at work sometimes content. I had a dream that my boss told me that he was listening to the podcast and I was just like god, why? Good thing you guys don't have an hr department yeah, he just turns his hat around, then he's the hr department boss. Man does he's not wrong wait getting.
Speaker 1How do you get more apple podcast reviews? Uh, you ask people to leave reviews okay, we don't, we don't go to other podcasts. We, we tried, we tried and hall didn't want anything with of that. Uh, we tried with the podcast, virtuoso they also reached out to us about a year ago we, we did.
Speaker 2Uh, we found out they were a scam. Alex, don't you fucking let us down? Uh, we don't do anything.
Speaker 1I'm learning on it.
Speaker 4The next thing you said is a fucking possible like estimate in place for a thousand dollars. I'm tripping out, alex.
Speaker 2I'm tripping the fuck out.
Speaker 1How satisfied are you with your podcast monetization strategy? We don't care about fucking money.
Speaker 4How do you?
Speaker 2monetize your podcast.
Speaker 1We don't have any plans monetize your podcast?
Speaker 2we don't have any plans. We've been eating fucking cereal with a fork to save the milk. Does that tell you?
Speaker 1anything about our monetization. Do you have a list of future topics to cover on your podcast? Nope, uh. Do you have a consistent episode duration, structure and format?
Speaker 2I mean we have a consistent duration, but there's no structure yeah, the structure is that there is no structure I guess that means it's consistent, but it's consistently inconsistent.
Speaker 1I think it's a yes, yeah, I think it's a yes, personally. Consistently inconsistent, it's still consistency. Yeah, it's consistent in some fact which best describes how you feel about creating extra content to share about your episodes? I do not have any fucking time.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1Do you aim to produce evergreen content for your podcast? What is this? Yeah, what?
Speaker 2is evergreen content Like.
Speaker 3YouTube. Youtube is considered evergreen what makes it evergreen.
Speaker 2Youtube is considered evergreen.
Speaker 3What makes it evergreen, the fact that you can kind of plant something and it can stay there and kind of get views over time. Just randomly. We tried that with OnlyFans.
Speaker 2No, not OnlyFans. Fansly, that's right.
Speaker 1It looks like they're saying this in terms of date sharing. Yes, I avoid sharing. Sharing dates, current events and anything in the near future seems like a different definition than what you gave for evergreen yeah, I'm just going off sometimes, but often things come up that are happening in my life. Cool, do you have documentation? No, no god, no, no. Do you feel stressed or overwhelmed by the production of your podcast? Uh?
Speaker 1every day no, shut the fuck up. Are you using software, services and tools to help simplify your production progress? I mean, yes, I, yes, I'm using OBS to record it.
Speaker 2Yeah, technically yeah.
Speaker 1I have the ideal toolkit for simplification by having a stupid easy. It's pretty damn simple. You don't edit anything. Do you review your production process, your podcast production process? No, no. How do you streamline or automate your process? Well, we don't automate booking with guests. We don't have calendar scheduling. Uh, I guess we have a premium podcast hosting. We don't have. We have a ai. We got ai there. It is um modern tech. I don't use a text editor, we use ai. Why is modern text at it? Oh, is this? We use Soundwave software. They call that legacy. Now, I guess Software for getting Apple podcast reviews. That one 100% sounds like botting.
Speaker 2Is that even legal?
Speaker 1No, I don't think. High quality, not Zoom, recording software. Sure Discord's, not Zoom.
Speaker 2I mean Discord legitimately is a step up over Zoom. I feel like.
Speaker 1Other tools. Sure sure, there we go yeah.
Speaker 4I got a question you ever drank a bunch of NyQuil and then tried to beat off and see if you fucking cum or if that's what it hurts you ever?
Speaker 2drank a bunch of NyQuil and then tried to beat off and see if you fucking cum or if that's what it hurts.
Speaker 1Answer the question. Murky wants to do a challenge.
Speaker 2Murky wants to do a challenge.
Speaker 1I was too Surprise. Hey Murky, how much NyQuil you down yet uh, that didn't take any night bull oh, oh fuck.
Podcast Banter and Personal Stories
Speaker 2Should probably get on that and start. Oh my god, this is the question for us.
Speaker 1How do you handle podcast editing?
Speaker 2no, editing my episodes are published as recorded even when murky's racist yeah, what the fuck that was a quick one that was holy fuck. What word did you say? You never answered the question. Did you think, if you say it faster that it's not racist, because it still is murky?
Speaker 1in my head. I just imagined murky saying the n-word, but sped up and sounding like a chipmunk. Don't ask me why I had that image in my head.
Speaker 2The adhd took control there. Does someone help you with your podcast?
Speaker 3you don't want to work with us? Come on, buddy.
Speaker 1Does someone help you with your podcasting? You sure you don't want to work with us? Come on, buddy. Does someone help you with your podcasting tasks or work?
Speaker 3Well.
Speaker 1I'm not a one-person show, but I mean, I guess this question doesn't really apply to us because we're a group and I just record.
Speaker 2Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 1With your podcast. Is time or money the most mountain time? No, yeah no, I'm willing to invest myself as a podcaster to free up my time, money. My budget is small. I need to save whatever I can we have a budget it. It's called Coco's Credit Card.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, I mean we do have like a fund that I don't know if we've Ah Big crashed.
Speaker 4That's what everybody.
Speaker 1This is week two. We finished the survey and you know we answered questions about how our podcast production is and we said it was perfect. We did just a whole survey and uh, and in fact was not perfect. We think that place is probably a scam, because I don't know if it's a scam, I mean.
Speaker 2I mean I mean, it did exactly what I said or emailed that to do. It rated us I never sent the email because we never published the episode to be fair, it did rank us low, and then our podcast also crashed because of our lacks of checks and balances.
Speaker 1But it said our mental well-being was 100%.
Speaker 2So yeah, I mean we're doing, I mean that's awesome.
Speaker 4Yeah, we're doing the thing so we did it Very low demand of time.
Speaker 1But yeah. So now we're just gonna completely ignore that whole thread and you know that's the funny stuff that could have been but never happened because we didn't have the episode and we're just gonna talk about random other stuff today.
Speaker 4So, murky, say something racist it could have been canon that I got a bbl you now it's not I mean, you did you did? You did get a bbl.
Speaker 1I don't actually know, I don't know how soon, how soon in the episode you said it, because there is 25 minutes of stuff that was said that I don't remember what was said and I can guarantee you, after this uploads, I'm going to search for BBL in our fucking transcript and if it's before the 24 minute mark, you, my friend, are canon but I thought it was canon that Zeno was the racist one now because he was sharing the video that said the n-word in it. That was in the first minute of the video.
Speaker 4There's also probably an n-bomb in the video before.
Speaker 1I very quickly muted it, sean well done again.
Speaker 2sorry if you heard that I can't be held accountable for what happens.
Speaker 1You told me to watch this video and as soon as I unmuted it I hear the N-bomb and I'm like I'm just going to go ahead and mute that again.
Speaker 2I didn't remember that that happened.
Speaker 4I didn't know. We were in mid-2000s Call of Duty lobby. That came out in mid-2000s Call of Duty lobby.
Speaker 2That came out in mid-2000s man.
Speaker 1It was a part of the culture.
Speaker 2It was taking us back.
Speaker 1Yeah, taking us back to good old racism, kind of like.
Speaker 2Daddy Trump is. You know, he's trying to take us back in time a little bit.
Speaker 3What he's very far back in time to the 1940s.
Speaker 1Somebody play Time Back right now.
Speaker 4Oh dude, you guys see fucking shares out there, almost 80 years old, the SNL fucking 50th anniversary.
Speaker 2I did not know if I could turn back time did you know she's producing a horror movie.
Speaker 3Really what it's directed by Robinson's brother, who's Spider-1, who is the lead singer of Power man 5000 or whatever that movie is called.
Speaker 4He's directing it and Cher is producing it, kevin Costner is in the crowd 78 years old, all the autoner's. Just in the fucking in the crowd. Just 78 years old. All the auto-tune in the world.
Speaker 2Huh, what is a producer's role in the film that?
Speaker 3is a great question. Let's Google that. What does a producer do in?
Speaker 2film.
Speaker 3And let's scroll down, because I refuse to read what the AI is going to tell me. I read that all the time actually.
Speaker 1Because fuck, reading it myself.
Speaker 3Yeah, let's see. The film producer is a person who oversees the film's production.
Speaker 1What a fucking definition. The producer oversees production.
Speaker 3Congratulations, now you know good answer, good answer good fucking answer for finding and selecting promising material for development. Uh, they supervise pre-production, principal photography, post-production stages. Uh, they Post production stages. They Are the people who hire the director for the film. So essentially they Kind of help get it known and they try to help find people they think are going to do a good job With the film.
Speaker 1So they're in charge of producing the film, correct, yeah.
Speaker 2It checks out. It checks out, it checks out. Oh, what you got there.
Speaker 1Who were you talking to Stuffed?
Speaker 3pepper casserole, that kind of came out a little soupy.
Speaker 1It still sounds good. It's going to come out the other end soupy too.
Speaker 4That's all the pepper juices.
Speaker 1It's going to come out the other end soupy too.
Speaker 2Like an Asian slaw burger. It was really good.
Speaker 1Nice Was that the pizza burger you were talking about, no? Or pizza sandwich?
Speaker 2That was a pizza sandwich from yesterday. No, what I had for dinner was an Asian slaw burger.
Speaker 3Okay, so what was on it? Like what made an Asian slaw?
Speaker 2So it had in the ground beef was cat soy sauce and like asian garlic hey look, that's how I found my cat was at an asian restaurant.
Speaker 3We don't need to bring that out did you save him yeah, it was me.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, that's why his name is.
Speaker 3That's how she got her name. Neat, I'm gonna tell that story. Did you not know this?
Speaker 4no, I've never known that that's some deep cut never been on the podcast I'm pretty sure that's never been brought up before. Hey guys, you know what be happy that last week's version of the podcast that you would have got got cut short, because now you know why ming is ming yeah, all right so it was like one of the first. I've never known that me when I met him. We yeah we've done, we've all done each other Never told, never told me that Never do that.
Speaker 3So this is when I was living down in Texas it was right before snowmageddon happened and my ex wife and I went to this curry restaurant and it was called ming because it's supposed to be chinese curry and her and I had just put in our order. We sat down and we heard a scream coming out of the kitchen and we're like what the fuck is going on and we just see this tiny little asian woman holding a cat, running out and throwing her out the door. What teeny, teeny, tiny kitten. And like I am trying to hold back laughter because the image I just saw and I was like there's no fucking way.
Speaker 1I just saw that you just saw a tiny asian lady screaming her head off, running a cat out of the kitchen our freezer is full fool, he's a fool you go outside. Now he's a fool.
Speaker 3You go outside no, our waitress I hate myself. Our waitress, who was a white woman, was like, apologizing up and down. She was like there's this kitten, we can't seem to get rid of her. She keeps trying to come in and take her chicken and at least you know, the food is not made a cat.
Speaker 3I tried to convince me to like take the kitten off their hands and then, like tomorrow, drop it off at like a humane shelter. And we already had a dog and another cat. My cat driver and I was like I don't know, and eventually I was like, fine, but like I want you to know that you're gonna have to drop it off. I do not want this to be my responsibility.
Speaker 4I do not want to I will leave you the worst google reviews, the absolute worst.
Speaker 3We took the cat off their hand, but we asked for a box to like put the kitten in so we could walk it to my car a styrofoam box. It is this huge cardboard box. All this like Asian lettering on the side.
Speaker 3I was hoping the story was gonna go down the path of they just gave you a takeout box for the cat, I mean pretty much, but ultimately the next day snowmageddon happened, everything shut down and when I could find a rescue that was willing to take this kitten, they wanted me to pay them, like this, forfeit fee. And I'm like this is not our cat, I'm not paying you money to take it right. And eventually, like I was like fuck it, I'm not giving up this cat, this cat's mine now.
Speaker 4So I know you think this sounds like a fucking joke, but I swear to god, he was pushed on me at a chinese restaurant.
Speaker 3Yeah, they said something about the freezer's full, I cannot make that stuff up, so that's how I got Ming and I just named her after the restaurant, oh yeah, yeah, I never knew that story.
Speaker 1There you go.
Speaker 3That's how I got Ming.
Speaker 1What were we talking about before that? I feel like it was something.
Speaker 2I don't fucking remember either.
Speaker 3We were talking about the asian slaw burger yeah, oh, yes, yes.
Speaker 2so, um, brown beef had some asian garlic and like ginger stuff, like that in the beef, mix it all up and then obviously cook the burgers. And then the coleslaw was just slaw and it came with like some kind of a marinade.
Speaker 2I'm not even sure what kind of marinade it was, but I put the marinade in the slaw and then I put a little happy salt in it and mixed it all up and then fucking made burger, brew, burger and bun, brew slaw and burger. Badum, bing, badum, boom Very delicious. And then fucking made burger through burger and bun through salon burger bottoming bottom very delicious are ADHD podcasts upload to fucking YouTube.
Speaker 3I don't know, because I just got an email saying that we had a.
Speaker 1We had a YouTube comment and I didn't realize that they were on YouTube.
Speaker 3No, you talked to't realize that they were on YouTube. No, you talked to us about that. They were going to start uploading to YouTube now, but it was going to be like audio only.
Speaker 1Apparently Hang on, yeah, so like. I don't watch the news. How do I find our episode? I don't fucking know dude.
Speaker 2Oh.
Speaker 1Oh, I guess, hang on, wait, wait. I found ADHD after dark. Uh, they uploaded episode 2 all the way to season 3, episode 2, and then there's nothing else up there. I don't, maybe there was something else I had to do hello YouTube, hello Spotify, hello Apple podcast and everybody else.
Speaker 4There was something else I had to do Hello YouTube, hello Spotify, hello Apple Podcast and everybody else.
Speaker 1What do you mean this channel had? I think there's something I need to. I think there's something I need to probably fix on our end. But yeah, why? Oh, it's because everything moved from Google Podcasts at that point, because that's when it shut down, and our last episode that was up uploaded youtube was the great bass pro skinny dip incident. What, what were we talking about?
Speaker 3for that. I don't remember, but it was something murky brought up and that's why we were talking about the bass pro shop. Uh, what? Which episode has the comment? Uh, here I found it. It is we made a fans. Yeah, it's yeah, satan burn 214. That just did a laughing emoji in the confetti emoji. I probably said something satan uh, they do have a little picture of satan. Yeah, well, that's the wrong button oh, that was.
Speaker 1Are we here?
Speaker 2it's satan it's been a while hey, satan burn 214 thanks for commenting on our podcast not my podcast, uh, yeah you don't want to be associated with us.
Speaker 3It's satin, burn like the the material. Well, now he's satan. What did they say? Just a laughing, crying emoji and a confetti emoji. Love that?
Speaker 2yeah, maybe that was me okay goodbye goodbye, satan satan zero one satan zero two.
Speaker 4Satan, you're still on the air, satan zero, two, all the Satan.
Speaker 2You're still on the air.
Speaker 4Satan. All the available emails.
Speaker 3Zeno isn't B-R-Y-N, the guy that we play Shadowverse with sometimes uh huh. Are those his numbers? Are what 214,? Is that those his numbers? Oh, I have to go to YouTube Studio and oh, I'll do this after. Oh it is. Yeah, I just found a really old video from 2019 of him.
Speaker 2Huh.
Speaker 3This is his channel. He found our podcast.
Speaker 2Hi Brian, how you doing Hi.
Speaker 1Having a good time.
Speaker 3There's a video of him baby face like no beard.
Speaker 2Brian, we're going to expose all of this on the internet. We're linking all of it to the Shadowverse group chat.
Speaker 3Here's his content description. Going to be posting some Vanguard Zero content soon. Last upload was six months ago of him doing Fortnite Nice. It's just a clip. Him doing Fortnite Nice, but it's just clipped like 31 seconds.
Speaker 2Huh.
Speaker 1You guys keep talking. I'm doing this whole submit to YouTube thing. I'll forget about it.
Speaker 2I'm doing my taxes.
Speaker 1You're doing your taxes right now.
Speaker 3Yeah, how much do you owe? I actually did my taxes a few weeks ago. I actually got back to the video return that I thought.
Speaker 1Oh, that is Brian.
Speaker 3Yeah, that is. Oh, that is brian. Yeah, that is brian. His username threw me off dude. Yeah, same, because I'm just used to being burned and then some numbers. I don't remember what the numbers were and then, yeah, just wasn't expecting another word before that all right, what do I do?
Speaker 1here I go apparently I'm signed Gameboat.
Speaker 3Why am I looking at stuff as Gameboat?
Speaker 2Were you watching? I don't know.
Speaker 1Probably a new podcast.
Speaker 3I don't know. Did you guys hear that Bonnie Blue's pregnant? Who's that? No, the woman who had sex with over a thousand men Get the fuck out. No way Announced that she is pregnant, does she?
Speaker 2know the father.
Speaker 3One of the thousand fifty something men. Oh, it's that lady.
Speaker 1Yeah, that lady. Oh, they're going to have to do a fucking paternity test on every single one of them now.
Speaker 2Oh no.
Speaker 1Who could have saw this coming?
Speaker 3like let's say that she is like on birth control and I don't know one of those went straight into the uterus and just but like 99 point something. Yeah, like it's gonna stop the baby from happening right over a thousand men. You're testing fate there.
Speaker 2At that point I feel like odds are in the favor that yeah, the birth control is not gonna work, but like she didn't have to hook up with them to fruition though, it was like just like in and out. Right, yeah, no, like, not every man made completion, so like how many men did come to completion, like how many men were one pump, chomping it and dumping a load, you know?
Speaker 3Oh, I have to make these public manually, I don't know, because, if I remember correctly, somebody did the math and it was like you had around like 30 seconds to do it.
Speaker 1ADHD's just about to have a bunch of public videos posted.
Speaker 2Oh yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, they've all been uploaded. I just apparently had to go in and click a button.
Speaker 3Oh well, there we go. Welcome back to YouTube and our two viewers we have on it.
Speaker 1Why do I have to do this manually? Why can't I just Whatever Continue? She's pregnant. Who's the daddy?
Speaker 2We don't know. There's over a thousand. There is a thousand men that it could be.
Speaker 1Well, we're just going to have to wait until the baby comes out, and then we'll have to look at the race, and that'll narrow down the pool a bit.
Speaker 2I would hope I don't know.
Speaker 3I mean, who knows, who knows what's going to be going on with that whole debacle? Yes, I'm sure she'll find a whole new group of people to promote to now, because that's a fetish, I'm sure yeah, you want to talk about breeding kink I don't did you guys hear default public about the police officer who got fired for farting in his female co-worker's face?
Speaker 3that's pretty funny no, that's pretty funny actually I will try to have to find the article, but, like the way they tried to word it, they're like we try to have a professional environment here and it just the whole thing's goofy. Uh, police officer who got fired. Why, the moment I type in police officer who got, the first suggestion is a train ran on her but what?
Speaker 2uh?
Speaker 3well, that's that one cop yeah, uh, the baby face sleeping with her entire like office, whatever you want to call them that was big news for like a month for farting in a co-worker's face. Ah, here we go. Police officer has a misconduct hearing after he farted in another officer's face that's pretty funny, that's just like a Tuesday for us and apparently this happened in the UK.
Speaker 3Oh, this was like in Scotland Yard. Uh, let's see, kind of just doing a quick little read through yeah, it was a male police officer and as a joke he farted multiple times in his female colleague's face and they apparently he had been doing it for like three to four years. Like why, though I don't know that's fucking wild say are you doing good there, Murky?
Speaker 4It's very funny. I'm audibly choking on this meat.
Speaker 3Oh man, I'm going to swallow the shit. Choking on. Brussels sprouts. I'm going to choke on your dick. I love Brussels sprouts. Did you know they genetically modified it since, like we used to have?
Speaker 1them as kids. What haven't they?
Speaker 3genetically modified it, since, like, we used to have them as kids. What haven't they genetically modified? Well, they made it sweeter. They used to be bitter, and then they got rid of the bitter flavor, made them a little sweeter. And now, well bam, everybody's eating Brussels sprouts, and I fucking love these new Brussels sprouts.
Speaker 1Oh damn, do you want to know what else we did E? Since the last time that we've spoken. We have a new sound alert. You ready the moon? Oh, okay.
Speaker 2What'd you expect?
Speaker 3it to be no, that's not.
Speaker 2Khonshu, that's Moon Knight.
Speaker 3That's Moon Knight, ain't you. That's Mr Mark.
Speaker 1Spector, that's Moon Knight, you dumbass.
Speaker 4You're dumbass. I didn't see a meme today where it's like Khonshu tells me to do fucked up shit Like fuck bombs, Jesus Christ, I don't know why it made me laugh, but it just made me laugh.
Speaker 3Khonshu wants you to protect travelers. So if you had to fuck somebody's mom to protect somebody who is traveling, he'd be like fuck it, do it. You are now my knight of the moon. Protect this traveler country's a fucked up dude, though. You're fucked up dude to an extent. Fruit of the gloom, oh, oh, oh, because it's gloom, the pokemon okay uh play ditto okay uh, we got literally just cobra would we would we um?
Speaker 1that's it.
Speaker 3That's all I got xeno, have you ever seen the warcraft movie? I have. Was it good?
Speaker 3bad, because I've never heard a good thing about it um it was okay, um it was the one where Ragnar is, uh, the main character for the alliance, or whatever the fuck it is the original king, yeah, yeah yeah that movie fucked it wasn't bad if somebody who is not a warcraft player, be it regular warcraft to world of warcraft, would they enjoy this movie or would they be like I don't understand this uh, I feel like you would enjoy it.
Speaker 2Um, I mean, there's a lot more like nostalgia and stuff like that for people that played warcraft back then and knew who the characters were, but I feel like it'd still be enjoyable. It'd be like watching lord of the rings.
The Plot of Cats the Musical
Speaker 3You know old man's fucking punk ass okay, I have a thing that's actually going to make this podcast a little bit longer. Uh good, because y'all are about to get a rant, oh no because the whole boy that happened fairly recently.
Speaker 3so fairly recently, the girlfriend and I and a couple of friends went and saw the lion King. They were doing a tour. They were at my alma mater, western Michigan university, and they were doing a play there. They did a phenomenal job. We have this aisle way seating, so, like everybody who had to like come through with costumes to get to the stage, past us Great job. Like everybody did a wonderful job. But what do you guys think is the worst? Musical cats the worst musical 110.
Speaker 3Correct, it is cats the musical, which I was forced to sit through and watch. Now, what do you guys think the plot of cats the musical is?
Speaker 2there's cats and they're war no, they're just trying to fuck oh, I just took a guess.
Speaker 1I have no idea this is.
Speaker 3You're both right. Give yourselves a pat on the back. You're both right.
Speaker 1Cat tribes.
Speaker 3Let me tell you something Cats the movie, the musical. If you go onto Google you type in Cats the movie and you look at the cast. Guess who the top billed actor or actress is? Nicholas Cage. It is Taylor fucking Swift. Give this guy a gold fucking medal because he is on it.
Speaker 1I bet you, the only reason he knows that is because of his girlfriend yeah, you'd love it, you might be right is she in this fucking movie for?
Speaker 3two seconds she's in, she's in, she's in for enough for 100 frames seven seconds murky a gold star because she's in it for one fucking song and then she's gone.
Speaker 1She's out of that bitch how much did she build them for?
Speaker 3I'm here and now I'm leaving. She's above.
Speaker 1Jane.
Speaker 3Doody, jane dench, there we go. Ian mckellen and a bunch of really famous like actors and actresses yeah, fuck them, they don't matter top build and she out that bitch. And now I'm gonna explain to you guys the plot of cats. No, do not do to be fair me, do not to be fair me.
Speaker 2This is to be fair to be fair.
Speaker 3To be fair, okay, you can say almost every other actor in that if not longer what did she say? It didn't come through all the way oh, she said that every other actors in the movie for just about as long as she is. I feel like some of the other top billed actors are in it longer, but yeah but I well with the amount of the ratio of pay to screen time.
Speaker 1What is that? That's the important percent. Yeah, but the ratio of pay to screen time, what is that? That's the important percent. Hers is probably way higher than the others, but here's essentially the plot.
Speaker 3We start off and we have this cat that gets thrown into an alleyway. The owners do not want this cat anymore, and I've heard this story before. I'm emerging from this bag is the most Like. I think even furries vomited in the theater when they saw the designs of these cats, Cause they're, they're like these weird, hideous hybrid humanoid cat.
Speaker 1No, that just turns them on even more disturbing looking and I'd fuck one.
Speaker 3This is the character that we, as the audience, are experiencing anywhere film through, like she's basically our self insert for the plot, because she doesn't fucking do much in this except for watch what happens. So we're seeing shit through her eyes the entire time. So when she's thrown out into this alleyway we find out that we're in fucking london so minus one score there, because somebody's getting shanked in this film and she's immediately surrounded by a bunch of fucking alley cats. And this is where we meet like uh, I think the cat's name is like mr mistoffelees and all these other cats. There's only two cats names, I remember, and that was because they had interesting names. Everybody else has a weird fucking name in this.
Speaker 3And we learn that there is something going on this evening that is called the jealous or Jelsel ball or something like that Jellicle ball. And OK, okay, we don't really know what that is because, again, the main character doesn't know it. So we don't know. We just know you have to put on this big old performance and you win this like super grand prize that everybody wants. And we also learn about Macavity, who's the main bad guy. He will come back into the story. Just know he is a teleporting cat. He literally knows actual black magic and I wish I was kidding.
Speaker 2Oh no.
Speaker 1Different kind of black magic.
Speaker 3Yeah, oh no, different kind of black magic. So most of the songs as we are introduced to all the different cats are just songs that introduce who they are. That's about it, like everybody just sings about who they are. And keep in mind, all the songs that are in this musical are based on a book of poems. So the andrew lloyd weber, who's the guy that created it, pretty much read this book of poems and was like I bet I can make a musical out of this and then made cats. So I should have never done.
Speaker 3This is where we learn about like cats that live the high life and then cats that are strictly alley cats, and then we learn a little bit more about the ball that everybody really wants this grand fucking prize. And that's when we get to meet the cavity and he just knows how to teleport and he really wants this grand prize to the point that he has, like enlisted the help of other cats to basically help him cheat to try to win. But he's never won and he really, really wants this grand fucking prize. And, if I remember correct, I think even taylor swift's character technically works for a, but she's in it for one song and then she's out Macavity, if I remember correctly, is played by Idris Elba too, so keep that in mind there.
Speaker 3Now there's this one cat who used to work for Macavity and she really wants forgiveness because it's like she's this old cat, she's beaten, she's washed up and she just wants to be forgiven. And she's the one who sings, like the song that cats is known for, that memories, all alone in the moonlight. I probably just saying that off key, just so YouTube didn't flag us. But now, after all is said and done, macavity steals some of the cats. Some of the other cats go and fight.
Speaker 3Macavity rescue these cats, go back to the ball, and that's where Macavity's old assistant, the one who sang memories, wins the ball. And that's where mcavity's old assistant, the one who sang memories, wins the ball. And that's where we learn what the prize is. This giant air balloon shows up, they put the cat in the basket and they send her off on her way and they make it sound like she's going on. This grand, like new life, like essentially it's a new life, is what you win and this is what mcavity wanted so bad. And it's not until the very end. What they hint is the actual grand prize, which is death. Death is the grand prize. They kill the winner, they put in the hot air balloon and they're like later bitch and that shit gonna fall.
Speaker 3It gonna crash and they gotta fucking die. And my whole thing is why didn't they just let mcavity win? They hated this fucking cat so god damn bad. He was a fucking menace, he he knows how to teleport. He is a black magician cat and they just didn't kill him. They're like, no, we'll keep him around. You know, even though he kidnaps us and he tortures us and he attacks us and he tries to like con other people to do his bidding, we're not going to give him the grand prize. Kill the fucker.
Speaker 3If you hate him that goddamn bad, send him in a fucking air balloon and kill the motherfucker instead they killed taylor swift off screen no, it wasn't taylor swift. Oh, off screen man, it was a different cat that wins well, dies, fuck him, yeah wins and dies and, if I remember correctly, I think taylor swift's character was something that they made for the movie. Even her own song was for the movie. She's not in the original musical that's good.
Speaker 3You love to see it james corden's also in it, but he's annoying as shit. I don't like james corden it, but he's annoying as shit. I don't like James Corden. Was that enough to pad out the?
Speaker 1runtime yeah, we're at 57 minutes total with everything we had from the other one, we're good.
Speaker 2Sing us a song for the last three minutes.
Speaker 1Who.
Speaker 2You.
Speaker 1Sing the Krusty Krab pizza song Krusty.
Speaker 3Krab pizza. Sing the Krusty Krab pizza.
Speaker 4Song Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you. I couldn't hit it, you gotta go higher. I can't get that high. That's as high as I get sorry.
Speaker 3Oh no, murky, I've seen you get higher with some weed.
Speaker 1Because he got high. Because he got high.
Speaker 3I was going to heal my friends and then I got high.
Speaker 1I feel this is a call out. I saw that one dive but then I got high. Hulk fisted me in my ass Because I got high.
Speaker 3Because, I got high.
Speaker 4Storm is gonna die.
Speaker 2Because, I got high.
Speaker 3Have you guys ever listened to the song Breakfast at Tiffany's?
Speaker 2Yes, if you look at the lyrics.
Speaker 3it's a really sad song because it's this girl wants to break up with our narrator, the singer, and the only reason he could think that they should stay together is because he remembers that they both liked the movie Breakfast at Tiffany's is that really what the song's about?
Speaker 1that's really what the song is about just like not shared that information with me and I could have been happy knowing that the song was kind of in a happy step. Now I'm just gonna be depressed every time I hear it.
Speaker 1Well, it's kind of like this the piña colada song escape, yeah it's about two people trying to have an affair to be fair, I never saw that song as being a happy song if we're drinking copious amount of alcohol. Holmes the pina colada he sings that one in the shower. I've heard that a couple of times.
Speaker 4I do.
Discord Singing and Deleted Email
Speaker 2I do.
Speaker 1I was in here in discord one time when he was. It was like at least two years ago when he was in the shower and he left himself in discord. And I just come in and I'm just like what the fuck is happening. I just hear murky in the other room singing about in the shower.
Speaker 3You came back and I was like that's some goddamn good singing there, murky you're like ah shit, I didn't know, I was still in discord you know another thing that kind of falls in that category where it's like it sounds like a happy song but it's not really a happy song, is hey y'all by outcast because he's talking about how he's sad in the song and he's like you don't want to listen to me, you just want to dance.
Speaker 1Yep Sounds about right.
Speaker 3I like those kind of songs.
Speaker 1I think that's it. Do we have anything else You'll never have answers.
Speaker 4If there are any questions in the first 25 minutes last week, you'll never have answers.
Speaker 1Yep, and we're not messaging that guy anymore, unless he reaches out to us. Alec some fucking big wiener podcast dude. I deleted the email already. It sounds good, all right, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, goodbye.
