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ADHD After Dark
S4 E2: Winfartium Shitiosa
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In this episode, we dive into the chaos of modern social media, from the recent TikTok outage to the outlandish case of a Welsh woman sending fart videos as revenge. We explore how these events reflect our reliance on digital platforms and the absurd lengths individuals go to in seeking revenge and validation online.
• Discussing the implications of the TikTok outage
• A deep dive into the bizarre story of the farting videos as revenge
• Exploring the petty behavior exhibited in social media culture
• Reflecting on the absurdity of modern digital interactions
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Go, go. Yeah, that's a great opening For our Chinese listeners Tiananmen Square.
Speaker 2Tiananmen Square. Tiananmen Square. Okay, now it's just the Americans. Hello, welcome.
Speaker 1Wow, I can't believe you would say something like that. We weren't in China anyway, to be fair.
Speaker 3There's no way we were. I don't know. Look up the list.
Speaker 4I think I remember the breakdown then. There was nothing in china.
Speaker 1There might have been one there might have been one view, it was probably the censor banning our fucking podcast, oh shit. So what happened since the last time we we talked Was the great TikTok outage Was that the last two weeks?
Speaker 3Did that happen in the last two?
Speaker 2weeks. The 19th, it happened on the 19th and then it was only down for like what? 12 hours. It was a dark day.
Speaker 1I mean people went crazy, somebody. Somebody was reportedly going after Congress because they couldn't watch tick tock. They got arrested for it.
Speaker 3I don't remember the full story. I tried to watch YouTube shorts.
Speaker 1It wasn't the same you can't speed it up and then I just got so pissed off I just uninstalled all of my meta apps.
Speaker 3I started doing tours around the house and shit, it was fucking wild.
Speaker 2That sounds disgusting. Why would you want to walk? That is a problem in itself. In all fairness, it came back when Zeno and I were playing Power Rangers D&D.
Speaker 1Although you still can't download it.
Speaker 2Somebody sent me a TikTok On iPhone. You can, I don't know about Android.
Speaker 1I thought you couldn't download on them either.
Speaker 2I only heard about Play Store refused to have it on there.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's not on the Play Store. I think it's also not on the App Store. You mean the Google Play Store refused to have an have it on there. Yeah, it's on.
Speaker 3it's not on the play store and I think it's also not on the um, the app store you mean the google play store refused to have an app on it that, I'm afraid, is leaking data, but they have more back doors than anything else, correct? Yes, now they're.
Speaker 1That's fucking wild to me the only reason why they're not having it is because the law would make them liable. They would be the liable ones back doors.
Speaker 2Did you guys hear about that Welsh woman who might be going to jail for sending her boyfriend's ex videos of her farting?
Speaker 1no, that's fucking hilarious.
Speaker 2I hope you have the story available she's pleading guilty to this because there's no ifs, ands or buts about it. Like she would send videos to this woman, starting off with like her butt. Then she tears ass and then brings her phone up to her face, smiles, ends video and she was doing this relentlessly to this woman, like Christmas Day, boxing Day, which is thing over there in the UK. I think she was like in Welsh or whatever. That area is called Wales, wales, but maybe like yeah, she's in. The thing is is she's younger than us, she's a 25 year old woman and she's doing this shit.
Speaker 1I mean to be fair.
Speaker 3We probably did way worse things when we were younger and then say you're telling me this is a prosecutable offense, correct?
Speaker 1yeah, boys, I do this to you all the time.
Speaker 3Count your days fucking all those videos? No, you didn't.
Speaker 1They're probably gonna give you like a double sentence because of the thunderclapping your ass was doing during those my eyes, the most disrespectful thing you can fart, the most disrespectful thing you could do in the court for that case is to let out a fart. Could you imagine if she went to court and like had to fart? It just came out in the middle of the fucking court. It was just like getting held in contempt for apparently not taking court serious because you're being charged with farting. I get that. It's just like getting held in contempt for apparently not taking court serious Cause you're being charged with farting.
Speaker 4I get that it would be like you get this video and you block the number. Two hours later, you care about your day. A new number attacks you and it's another farting video, but then it comes up to the same face.
Speaker 1You block that number and this process goes on for multiple days maybe I would just upload those videos to TikTok as this person's crazy. Here's their face. Shame them, shame them. Post every single one to r slash roast me.
Speaker 2Now I found an article that talks about this and she was fined $373. And on top of that she had to pay $124 to compensate to her boyfriend's ex-girlfriend. To compensate for what? For emotional damage? And apparently it was eight videos.
Speaker 3She sent eight farting videos fucking murky, I'm about to own everything you have why, was she sending?
Speaker 1videos why, was she sending videos to her boyfriend's ex?
Speaker 2uh, I'm just looking through it and it just says she was doing it with malicious intent, because she felt her former partner was being treated unfairly. Wait, what so she felt like her boyfriend was treated unfairly by this woman. So to get back at her, she was sending her far videos.
Speaker 4Dude, this is like this fart videos this stupid bitch.
Speaker 1This fucking stupid whore bitch Did the article say her former partner.
Speaker 2Former was actually on the line below and I accidentally snuck it in because I'm stupid. I was very confused.
Speaker 1I was like her former partner did they just switch fucking partners? And now that's why the videos were being sent.
Speaker 2Her partner was being treated unfairly by this woman, so she said she was.
Speaker 1She was being seen in the past, he was treated unfairly, and so she decided to do vigilante justice who knows how long after, by farting, through farting if you want to say you want to send revenge part videos, it's only going to cost you six hundred dollars, so send as many as you can batman would be upset it actually states here what the big issue was, and I guess it was just like the dude has a child with the victim and like some drama happens.
Speaker 2So this is what led ultimately to the far videos was fantastic Argument over the dudes get. It doesn't say what the drama was, but there was drama over like child contact. I'm at a loss for words the court ordered the woman to attend 15 rehabilitation sessions wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 1She only said 8 videos and they want her to attend 15 sessions.
Speaker 2That's bullshit correct abstain from drinking for 2 months and avoid contacting the victim for two years Wow.
Speaker 1That's bullshit. She should have only had to go to eight classes.
Speaker 2One for each fart.
Speaker 1I mean she got fucking two for each fart.
Speaker 2No, I'm just kind of curious, like, unless she was like showing asshole and fucking, fucking two for each fart.
Speaker 1now I'm just kind of curious, like unless she was like showing asshole and fucking yeah what do you sentence someone for?
Speaker 4for like a dick pic, because that's just exposing yourself. Private indecency, is that also an offense.
Speaker 3I'm fucked what a dick pic. You know I never have, I'm fucked. What a dick pic.
Speaker 5Skate.
Speaker 4You know, I never have.
Speaker 2The article doesn't say that she showed her chocolate starfish in the videos.
Speaker 1I'm going to go with she did. There's no way that she got punished that hard for not.
Speaker 2I'm just kind of curious Like, did she like know if she was going to have one of those long, hard farts?
Speaker 1well, sometimes she just saved up, she was going to fart so she just recorded anyways, and hope for the best just record every farce she had.
Speaker 4She felt a little gas but she's like, oh, I can push.
Speaker 5I wonder how many times she shit herself.
Speaker 4How many times she shit herself trying to make the video that's my.
Speaker 2I thought I shit myself today. I'm not going to lie. What do you? Do Even work, I like open up the door. Sat in my car before I closed the door. I just tore ass, but it was one of those that had. The ripple effect was coming out and it was one of those.
Speaker 5I like a fucking card, so warm.
Speaker 2And I could tell that it smelled bad, so I just let it air out for a second. Then I was like I'm just gonna drive with my windows down, I need to go home, it's like one of those.
Speaker 1Well, you know, you know, when it's when it's warm, you're fucked. Yes, that's always the worst. Whenever I'm like trying to like fart silently and hope that nobody catches it, and it comes out just steaming hot, I'm like, well, I might as well just out myself, because there's no hiding this fucking grenade that I just released oh uh, here's a question for you boys.
Speaker 2Do you know who Bonnie Blue is? No apparently she is currently holding the record for the most men fucked in one day what that number is, like a thousand or whatever. Video got taken down, it was like a thousand fifty seven dudes in one day, and there is a woman who wants to beat that record. She held the last record of like close to 500 dudes.
Speaker 1I just got a question at that point, Like I mean, I know, I know at some point there's, there's just gotta be chafing vagina, like inside it, Like like you have to have like a constant lube man, I would think.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's just there.
Speaker 1Have like a constant lube man, I would think right, somebody that's just there's like little, like even if you do use lube, there still is a little wear over time and I just feel like if you did that for an entire day, it doesn't matter how much lube you have.
Speaker 4It's gonna be a little bit raw if you're the lube guy, you have to see 1057 dicks that day yeah, that's 1057 chances to get AIDS but it pays well though it probably doesn't
Speaker 1one hand, one hand of lube is just spraying the line of dudes coming up, the other one, like hits her every now again goes the guys, bro, they're not even spraying the dudes, they just have a tube that's going straight inside of her and they're just fucking in the back with, like one of those fucking uh, weed fucking pumps, just fucking pumping it up as as they're fucking going you know, the fucking, the weed sprays when you have to like you have to like, pump them to get the pressure up.
Speaker 4Yeah, they're like that pressure sprayer. Yeah, I get what you're saying. That'd be way more efficient pump and I just pictured someone like a plant you, just you just.
Speaker 5I don't even know something.
Speaker 2Real dumb is what I was thinking now, how do you think they lined up the dudes? Do you think they went from like smallest to biggest?
Speaker 1or I don't really think there was an organization yeah, I mean if they were being smart, they wouldn't have the extra large men go first, because you know, then it just you know. Actually, maybe it would be better, because then, like the smaller dudes, they just wouldn't hurt, they just fall right in.
Speaker 4I just imagine those are her breaks. It's like big dudes, small dudes big dudes, small dudes.
Speaker 1So like did they have to finish? Or like did they just stick their dick out? And what was it just like? All right next, it just needed was it just next? Dude that'd be so unsatisfying from my understanding.
Speaker 5Could you?
Speaker 1also imagine like after that, there's just a thousand and 57 horny dudes that just need to fucking finish themselves. The fucking. That's what we need to do. That's what we need. How horny are you gonna? That's?
Speaker 4what we need to do, that's what we need to do. How horny are you going to get?
Speaker 1That's what we need to do with the.
Speaker 4You got to beat yourself off a bunch in a line.
Speaker 1That's what we need to do for the ombu black.
Speaker 4Stick your dick in something for three seconds and then you're on to the next and then, whatever you do that day, have a good one. The locker rooms and the showers are down the hall you should take a shower you fucking filthy animal, you sick, fuck you, sick, fuck. You were number 637, you nasty fucker. You knew that coming into this too.
Speaker 1Oh God god yeah from my understanding, because I learned that from a podcast of these two local radio station djs is this a guinness book of world records record? That I don't know that would mean, because if that's the case that the guinness staff would have had to been there and it would have had to been videoed yes, I believe it was possibly videoed, but I don't think there was a. It's going to be the most fucking, anticlimactic, fucking video ever.
Speaker 2Did you know Dunkin' Donuts is apparently having a temporary supply shortage of their donuts?
Speaker 1That's not surprising. Why is it not surprising? Surprising because fucking, all the fucking tariff wars and fucking job cuts and shit like that fucking can't get people to make donuts. Now, that's my reasoning.
Speaker 3That's fair okay, who else is? That's my reasoning Okay that's fair.
Speaker 2Okay, who else is not excited at all for the Super Bowl? Because I don't think anybody is. We're playing D&D, aren't we? Yeah, we have D&D that day.
Speaker 1Fuck that.
Speaker 4Don't make plans for that day. Whatever you do I saw Everybody in here don't make plans. If you got plans, cancel them.
Speaker 2I don't have any plans that day. I made sure.
Speaker 1I saw, I saw I named my sword.
Speaker 4What are we going to call our group?
Speaker 1I don't know. That's what we're going to call our group. I don't know.
Speaker 4I don't know why I don't know, I saw I saw a meme about the Superbowl.
Speaker 1It was just like it was only one that I saw, but it was just like people who want the Eagles to win and then people who want the fucking uh, the chiefs to win. It was just the two cities, and then it was like people who just want a meteor to hit the stadium and it was the rest of the US.
Speaker 2I've seen that. I've seen that meme.
Speaker 4They're going to make a reference to the Philadelphia Eagles fan whipping out his fucking hand.
Speaker 1Well, you know, maybe he whipped it out in a couple of days, the bullet came back down and shot the plane in DC.
Speaker 3That could be. Maybe that bullet hit the controls. I feel like we would be really good at making up conspiracy theories yeah, yeah we should do that we probably already are.
Speaker 1I mean, that's probably.
Speaker 3How do we get into it is that. Is it as simple as that? You just post on the internet and boom, conspiracy theory that's the farter.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's the farter.
Speaker 3She looks like she constantly has to shit herself oh no she looks oh no, she looks like she is constantly shit her pants like if we were out in public and you were like hey xeno, that woman over there set farting videos of herself to her significant other's ex. I would believe you immediately, just based on what she looks like the butt chin.
Speaker 4I have a butt chin, so I can say it Booty, chin, booty chin, she's got that little double cheeked up on her chin she's got a booty fucking behind them.
Speaker 2That's true.
Speaker 4That is a sexy ass one. Now the old room versus the new room.
Speaker 3There was so much more stuff in the old room, I feel there was more stuff in the old room, at least that you can see displayed. There's a whole wall over here that you can't see, but there are a lot more bad dragon why, you putting my business on the streets.
Speaker 1He's got the new spidey Slinger 3000 from Bad Dragon.
Speaker 4It's just a dildo with a cum pump.
Speaker 1Would you buy a Spider-Man dildo, zeno?
Speaker 2No, I wouldn't buy a dildo, would you?
Speaker 4I think you would.
Speaker 2Spider-Man.
Speaker 1Flashlight Spider-Man Flashlight it's his chocolate starfish.
Speaker 3I might do it.
Speaker 5I'm not saying no.
Speaker 3I'm not saying I wouldn't do it hey, e note for you.
Speaker 1I need you to make a thumbnail for the video for gameboat I uploaded it oh shit, spoilers yeah, I mean cool, it'll come out at some point, who knows when uh, just send me a message of what happens in the episode.
Speaker 2I'll have to remember that, okay.
Speaker 1I edited that thing over the course of like two weeks and every time I pick back up I forgot what happened.
Speaker 2I can make something generic.
Speaker 1I definitely know that a lot of times we wanted to attack and our Pokemon went into the rage mode and we kept getting fucked by that, just absolutely fucked just fucked.
Speaker 3I'm gonna fuck you like we got fucking rivals today we got a fair bit of fuck my butthole got touched.
Speaker 1It was not the good kind of touch.
Speaker 3I'm ass dude if I ever play with more than one person, I just get rolled I just fucking Hulk smash my fucking desk. What are you saying? You're cutting in and out.
Speaker 4I heard.
Speaker 5Hulk smash.
Speaker 4My mic is all fucked up.
Speaker 1Don't you say that.
Speaker 4That was expensive. I probably got angry and moved all around earlier, and hence it was facing away from me. Why would you do that? That makes sense, is it dumb? Maybe?
Speaker 3Is it dumb?
Speaker 4Sometimes it's dumb. Sometimes it's dumb. Yeah, there's something about that game. When I'm playing with you guys and I look at the stats and I'm like, oh, I'm, I'm two and two and six, and everyone else is just laying the poop like, oh, I got a bunch of heals.
Speaker 3Though I healed a bunch of people support, though, so like that's what you're supposed to do it's bad, bad, I don't know.
Speaker 1Earlier yesterday I had a game where I went. I had 10,000 damage, 15,000 taken and like 20k heals and I was like we still lost. And I was like what, what else can I fucking do here? Guys, you can't blame it on me Pussy, pussy.
Speaker 2I'm glad you guys are having fun with that game. Now How's the stuff I mean?
Speaker 3honestly, it's a lot of fun.
Speaker 1I think it's funny that Miles installed it he said he installed it and then we haven't played with him at all, but I don't think he's going to like it.
Speaker 3I don't foresee Miles having a great time with it, like if he would have asked should I download this?
Speaker 1I'd be like oh I don't know I would have just straight up been like absolutely not it would be like if he wanted to download it.
Speaker 3Be like you're not going to enjoy any part of this yeah, no, that's why I'm not going to download it.
Speaker 2It does not look like fun time for me you know what looks like a fun time.
Speaker 1What's that, your dick? Are you coming with everybody in April as well?
Speaker 2Maybe I don't know, nobody really brought up much to me.
Speaker 1We've just been mentioning it in the OG Guardians chat every now and then about it. I kind of just figured you would see it.
Speaker 3I don't know that there's been a single conversation about it outside of the league.
Speaker 4Guess what it's? Three months beforehand, you get to know. Now that was a good one. Maybe Did you fart.
Speaker 1No, I had a very big loogie that I just oh yeah.
Speaker 4Did it just launch out of your mouth on accident.
Speaker 1No, I put it in here oh.
Speaker 5I missed that.
Speaker 1I have a spit can that I always use whenever I'm clearing my throat, because I don't want to swallow that shit again, because a lot of times it's fucking meaty.
Speaker 2Yeah, I don't know. I heard you swallow a lot.
Speaker 1Yeah, but I don't swallow fucking thick things that are going to never mind I do I couldn't think of a way to word it.
Speaker 3I've heard you say several times in the last two weeks, spitters or quitters oh yeah, fair, that's true, but now, but now I'm a quitter.
Speaker 1It has that on my shirt, but now I'm a quitter, I don't spit as much, I don't jump off as much, I spit more. Now that's the play.
Speaker 3It do be like that. You know, all good things must come to an end.
Speaker 1Just Never mind, I'm not going to say that, say it Just like Murky's mom.
Speaker 4Woof, yeah, to say that. Say it just like murky's mom. Yeah, I have a question. So I'm back into fiance got me back into the imperium series. Due to the recent release of onyx storm. Imperium series. Due to the recent release of Onyx Storm, I have no idea what you just said.
Speaker 1I call it.
Speaker 3Dragon Book.
Speaker 4It's a smutty dragon book. The humans aren't fucking the dragons, the humans are fucking the humans. No bad dragon style. But would that put me in book talk girly part of the Venn diagram or the monster that puts you into? The clitoris Because, like the, guy who's like the guy who's doing the fuck into the main character is like all shadowy, super dominant and shit you know.
Speaker 3So I see a lot of myself in him. I guess the important thing is do you have a boner?
Speaker 4when you're reading no, it's fucking weird because it's like the first few. So this is the third book.
Speaker 2Spoilers for everybody. Why am?
Speaker 4I not rock hard right now, yeah, so because the most time I listen to it it works. I'm just listening to the audiobook version. So in the first two book there's minimal sex scenes. In this one I hear it's going to be real sex heavy. And even the minimal sex scenes in the first two books made me feel real weird at work. I'm like I feel dirty.
Speaker 1You're just at work and hearing yeah. If you put it on speaker and somebody else heard it, what would they think of you?
Speaker 4Yeah, exactly, I'm going to listen to a dude's rock clips. Is that going to listen to? Someone found the clitoris. That doesn't exist.
Speaker 1Fool oh, fuck Clitoris is that Pokemon? Murky's now part of the clitoris club.
Speaker 4Yeah, so it doesn't feel good, it doesn't feel right. So I was. It doesn't feel good, it doesn't feel right, but also I get to listen to drag, but I get to listen to drag.
Speaker 3What about? It? Doesn't feel right exactly.
Speaker 4The listening to literature porn.
Speaker 3While at work.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah Just is it while it's being?
Speaker 3at work while listening to it. That feels wrong. Yeah, and there's a graphic version.
Speaker 4There's a graphic version that I haven't listened to all everything going on as sounds in the background, so, like that's, the last thing I want to hear is is the graphic sex scenes in an audiobook?
Speaker 1murky, I don't read smut like that. Murky just said that he doesn't like porn with words, and I'm just over here like what do you have Fucking? Silent movies of porn that you're watching now.
Speaker 4Fucking black and white, only man, black and white fucking silent movies.
Speaker 3I heard he watches the fucking Doppler radar.
Speaker 1Yeah, he does. The only sound he likes to hear is we're tracking the tornado to the northwest murky's like that's the fucking shit I like oh man, if only the atc operator watched fucking the the radar like murky watches a doppler radar, it wouldn't have been a strategy.
Speaker 3I don't know yeah, unfortunate for the homies, uh, we lost figure skating.
Speaker 1I think Russia did too.
Speaker 3No, Russia just extended their condolences.
Speaker 1No, I thought there were two figure skaters from another country on that plane as well. You may be right. I believe you Unless you want to fact check it? It he's probably doing it right now no, I spaced out.
Speaker 2I have no idea what we're talking about he got lost on dragon smut.
Speaker 3He was like so there's a fucking more graphic version, you say immediately started looking it up no, I'm not gonna lie, I spaced out and I don't even know where I went we were talking about the flight that went down, and we were talking about whether or not it was just US civilians on it or if there was like a Russian ice skating team on the flight as well.
Speaker 1I don't think it was the helicopter? I don't think it was the helicopter. Yeah, I don't think it was the full skating team. I think there were just like a couple of members that were flying with the US team or whatever.
Speaker 4Gotcha Long story short. We don't know yet, and it's a shame.
Speaker 3It is a shame they very quickly abandoned like a rescue mission and turned it into a recovery mission.
Speaker 1it's kind of sad to see yeah, I mean when you look at the video and it's uh just an explosion.
Speaker 1I didn't see the video uh, basically, if you look at the video, there's like a CCTV footage and you can see like the flashing light of the helicopter. And you look at the video, there's like a CCTV footage and you can see like the flashing light of the helicopter and you can see the planes landing light, and then you just see a big boom in the sky, looks like a fire, looks like looks like a firework went off. So they probably took a look at the CCTV footage and we're like well, I don't think anybody lived from that. Yeah, so get fucked. What is this game? Well, I don't think anybody lived from that.
Speaker 2Yeah, so get fucked. What is this game? What is this game? Some horror game that kind of gives me God. What was that? One movie that was like all on a handheld camera, where there's like a big monster attack in the city. Cloverfield gives me Cloverfield vibes.
Speaker 1I've never heard of Cloverfield.
Speaker 3Oh, you should watch it.
Speaker 2Really I wouldn't recommend the sequels, but the first one's good.
Speaker 3I've seen TikToks of this game. It looks pretty entertaining. Actually, I didn't realize it was out already.
Speaker 5You guys remember Content Warning.
Speaker 3Yeah, Content Warning was fucking hilarious. It was fun. That was super fun to watch. I like you guys, but it was super funny to watch the thing that sticks out the most to me is when we were all in the dungeon and then he took the camera and he, like, started recording and then you just hear us all freaking out that there's a bomb yeah, and he's running away it's called comedic timing. I'm sorry yeah he's just quiet, fucking booking it.
Speaker 1I don't know if I should do. I still have that.
Speaker 2I think I do somewhere wait, hidden in the depths of your SSD it's on my desktop.
Speaker 1Hang on, let me send it to the group and see if this is. And and see if this is correct. Oh my goodness, oh my goodness. Um, let me go ahead and find it again. Let me find it. I must have saved that because it was the funniest shit ever. Uh, I'll put this in the ADHD after dark chat.
Speaker 2Oh, let's see here.
Speaker 1When I turned around and I had dick on my face.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, that shit was hilarious.
Speaker 2Oh, that's right, we played this with Lil.
Speaker 3Hello, my name is Dick. This with Lil. Hello, my name is.
Speaker 1This whole thing is so stupid. Oh my God, I miss, I miss that game. That was last, that was last year right.
Speaker 3The fucking body comes tumbling.
Speaker 1Yeah, oh, no, that was last year right, the fucking body comes tumbling. Yeah, oh no, it's a mix. Oh my god, man, we should play that again, have we? Have we gotten any? Uh, have we got? Has that game gotten any updates? Like I feel like we played it wait, like around the same time as um what you call it, um lethal company, lethal company. But we we definitely did not play that as much as lethal company because we viewed it as like almost the same game yeah I think that's the only time we played.
Speaker 2It is for that stream, yeah, that was the only one that streamed right, no, yeah, their last update was december 13th of last year, where they did some hot fixes and mod support oh no, they added it just got to the point of E-Running away, we hit exploding.
Speaker 3Exploding happening in the back.
Speaker 1Yeah, that was like the best one we made. We should definitely. We should play that again. We should Like. We only played it once, so we're not like burned out on it, we just we're burned out on.
Speaker 3It was a lot of fun. It was like I think it was just us, like the three of us, and Lil. It was just us, like the three of us, excluding Murky and Lil, that owned it.
Speaker 2So it was like nobody else had bought it, because it released for free for like April Fool's, and then after that you had to buy it. Yeah.
Speaker 1So we're buying it for Murky and then we're playing is what I'm hearing. We're going to do that in February at some point. I'll stream it and then we'll have a bunch of stupid fucking videos to watch.
Speaker 3ADHD after dark. Coder Coco collapse stream.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'll upload it to the ADHD after dark channel. I got an email saying that we're about to lose our YouTube features on the ADHD after dark.
Speaker 2I got that for Eat Interact. I don't do shit with it.
Speaker 1We gotta bring Gameboot back too.
Speaker 3I was thinking we could release two videos a month.
Speaker 1I edit one and you edit one.
Speaker 5And then we just every other week.
Speaker 1That way, you have a month to edit and I have a month to edit. I think that's the best way to do it.
Speaker 2But that's kind of where I want to start before we go back to the live streams what if I hid murky's nipple in the background of a video, just like for a split second?
Speaker 1kind of like you have where they flash a wiener what picture don't we have of you with the nipples out?
Speaker 3we have several pictures of you with your nipples out. What are you talking about? We do you know how many times you fucking flashed your chest on camera?
Speaker 4yeah, you're right you make a valid point might be a few of my ass if you look hard enough are we trying to gaslight Marky into doing something again that he didn't do?
Speaker 1why'd you say it? He's still here he's gonna forget.
Speaker 3He's gonna forget, oh I gotta take a piss.
Speaker 4I'll be right back take your shirt off.
Speaker 1If he comes back and takes his shirt off, I'll laugh he's fucking swinging around or some shit I'm free. Oh my god, did you see that explosion in the other room?
Speaker 3that was dusty pulling the trigger.
Speaker 1Oh, oh I put him down. That's kind of fucked up. Dude gaz ordered culvers, so I'm gonna have culvers soon oh, yeah, getting some chicken tendies are there's uh afraid of the bird flu what bird flu?
Speaker 3how?
Speaker 2have you not fucking heard of the bird flu that's going around? It's the reason why chicken and egg prices are going up over 37%.
Speaker 3Well, see, I listened to the liberal agenda. That is the liberal agenda. Oh shit, well, I've been listening to the liberal agenda. It is the liberal agenda. Oh shit, well, I've been listening to the wrong one, I've gotten you must have been listening to the Republican agenda from the Babylon Bee. Oh god damn it. I do very much enjoy the Babylon Bee, though they are quite hilarious.
Speaker 1It's all satire news, it is yeah, I get all my news from the Onion. Ah, you know, good source, good source, good source. Yeah, they are quite hilarious. It's all satire news, it is.
Speaker 2Yeah, I get all my news from the Onion.
Speaker 1Ah, you know, good source, good source, good source, yeah, sometimes, Fox News, because even the Onion can't make shit up, but they do. Somebody posted the Onion posted a video that they're going out of business because they can't make shit up.
Speaker 2that's, you know, more wild than the real shit that's going on hilarious no there's no random flash on murky's camera, so maybe he did don't know there he is I just saw his headset come into view and nothing else so fucking weird.
Speaker 1Yeah, I take a b dude.
Speaker 4It's so dark right there, murky I was gonna smoke a cig, but yeah, yeah, I only have my little back lights on.
Speaker 3Why don't you have another light on Do?
Speaker 5you normally have another light on.
Speaker 3Yeah, normally the one back here Behind him.
Speaker 1yeah, and usually the hallway lights on or something.
Speaker 4Yeah, yeah, kitchen lights are off and shit Whole place is dark Does's be reading her book, then um, I think she's watching tv, I don't know, maybe.
Speaker 1Okay, what read either that or reading smart on the team yeah, you should go pull one of your most recent sex scenes and and, uh, just read it for us on the podcast they haven't, like they haven't there was like one heavy petting scene so far.
Speaker 4Read that you.
Speaker 3You know he's using the audiobook because he can't read. He's told us several times he's illiterate yeah, stupid you can't read us okay.
Speaker 1Well, let's get dusty in it. Put my fucking business out there, murky.
Speaker 3You've stated on this podcast several times that you're illiterate. Crazy, Fucking wild. Now take your shirt off.
Speaker 1Show your tits.
Speaker 5Show your tits, that's all you're good for Murky, whip him out.
Speaker 3How dare I?
Speaker 1Murky just stands up and turns around and shows us his ass tits have the nipples. Oh my god, that's that's the next villain in the fucking nipples it's even worse than the fucking ass blasters, which was a real villain in the fucking Tremors franchise.
Speaker 3Yeah, ass blasters. Oh God, those movies were awful, Like the first one scary. I was afraid to go outside after it. After that I was afraid of the basement after seeing that. Yeah, me too.
Speaker 1And then I was like well, I'm good because there's some concrete walls in my basement and I remember him breaking. There's some concrete walls in my basement and I remember him breaking his face on concrete yeah and then I saw the second one and I was like, alright, this is kind of fucking stupid they got really dumb.
Speaker 3What did you think about the sixth one?
Speaker 1just imagine if we had the funds to be able to make just imagine if we had the funds to be able to make a low budget movie like fucking nipple is cage would do probably pretty fucking horribly well it would do at least as well as like shark nato.
Speaker 3I feel like, yeah, it would class.
Speaker 1If it did anywhere near as well as shark nato, we'd be set forever, especially because they made seven extra fucking movies that didn't need to be made is the sci-fi channel still thing they'll sign fucking yeah, sci-fi channels the thing I was gonna say. I was gonna say, if the sci-fi channel is not a thing anymore, the reason why is because they shine shitty movies all the time.
Speaker 3I think they show like mostly anaconda, these new remake anaconda. I saw that there's like names in it too right.
Speaker 1I love that yeah what's the one show that everybody wants sci-fi to bring back that they only had for like two seasons or whatever.
Speaker 4It's like fire, light or something firefly, firefly, yeah that was a fox show was it fox yeah and then sci-fi just plays like the reruns all the fucking time when they have nothing else to play, apparently pretty much let me tell you something, brother if it's not Monday Night Raw, or Friday Night Smackdown or any of the other wrestling, are you?
Speaker 1trying to be Hulk Hogan now, no, I was going to say don't don't be.
Speaker 4Don't be. Hulk hogan bootied on real bad dude.
Speaker 1He came out and and I was just laughing so hard his ass off, dude. He was like I don't know how to take this.
Speaker 3He's like you're the villain now, bitch you just kept trying to cut the promo yeah, he was trying to promo something bad. It was kind of getting booed and then he started promoting real american beer and then everyone's like get the fuck out of here. Like it's exactly right why do?
Speaker 5people hate him so much because he's racist.
Speaker 3Yeah, he said some pretty racist things at the n-word.
Speaker 1the N-word, oh, that's good.
Speaker 3It's a baby. Where were they during that show? It was a blue state, I remember, and he did publicly support Donald Trump.
Speaker 4First Monday Night Raw on.
Speaker 2Netflix. So I'm not quite sure.
Speaker 3Quite sure, yeah, I couldn't tell you I remember somebody saying it was a blue state and they were like, of course he got booed. Like what did you expect to happen? That was a poor choice on everybody's part, like they think.
Speaker 1They think the wrestling community is just going to support them yeah, well they, I think that's what they expect is.
Speaker 3Oh, it's fucking Hulk Hogan.
Speaker 1And all these other big names came back, so obviously everybody's going to cheer.
Speaker 3Hulk Hogan was looking rough. He was not making it down that ramp and if he did make it down the ramp, he wasn't making it back up, because he rolled down that ramp to get to the bottom.
Speaker 1Oh no, did he really no?
Speaker 3he like he was just struggling to walk. That's unfortunate. Like at all.
Speaker 1He's probably drunk, drunk out of his mind.
Speaker 3No, I think he's really fucking old man.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, and how old is he, he's like 70 something he probably shouldn't have been brought in for a WWE event super old, I mean he probably used an abuse.
Speaker 4Still knows how many steroids it was good opener for Monday Night Raw. But yeah, they definitely did.
Speaker 3Yeah, it was a good show.
Speaker 4They did not need the Hulkster brother coming out there. I don't watch wrestling as a wrestling fan it's not only obviously all of his shit nowadays, but even back then. Now you find out he was just an asshole. Yeah, he had creative skills.
Speaker 5Yeah, he was an asshole.
Speaker 4He was a grade-A dick. Yeah, and you know people now know that shit behind the stage, stuff, yeah, and then he just makes more bad choices and they stick fucking poor mouth of the south jimmy hart out there or fucking. I think that's it. Yeah, whatever it comes out with this mega megaphone, shit doesn't really say much doesn't say anything the flag the best he fucking can then he probably got wore out and had to stop.
Speaker 4Oh no yeah, I don't know, that sounds rough. You saw what occurred after yeah, the real wrestling fans there don't like him. And then like the newer wrestling fans that are definitely don't like him, yeah, and then he just kept talking.
Speaker 5Yeah, get off the stage.
Speaker 3For real. They won. The hill was so bad.
Speaker 1If there was ever a time for the cane to come out and pull somebody off the stage, that would have been it. Yeah, that's when it should have happened hellfire, brimstone hits, you bring out a 50 year old man to chokeslam a 70 year old man. Is that what you're suggesting? He had the perfect opportunity.
Speaker 3He was talking about, like the actual cane. Oh, you know, you know what they should have done.
Speaker 5You know what?
Speaker 1they should have done. You know what they should have done. This would have gotten so many cheers. Just pick who they want the new fucking crowd favorite to be and then fucking give him the fucking cane and just have him go up and yank Hulk off the stage. He'd get so many cheers. You know it would have happened. He would have just been cheered out the mind and everybody would have just been rooting for him the rest of the night and Hulk would have broke a hip. I mean, it would have been a fake injury, right.
Speaker 1He gets pulled with the cane and you just hear and you're like, ooh he just comes off.
Speaker 4Hey, you said come.
Speaker 1I'll show you come hey, murky, with Murky with me, with me ready one, two, three screenshot screenshot there we go, we got it boys we fucking got him. I knew. I knew I could get him to do it. If I did it, oh God, I need to put some deodorant on. He was so hesitant about doing it.
Speaker 3I know they're going to try to take a screenshot, but God damn it. I do want to do it in solidarity with Coco, I'm not ashamed.
Speaker 1Oh dude, I can't wait for Switch to come up here and me and Murky are just going to fucking double team him, and then it's going to be us trying to triple team Zeno. One of us will get a kiss out of you. So here's the plan.
Speaker 4Kogo. Here's the plan I'm going to fucking, I'm going to spider on Switch. I'm just going to lock his arms down with mine. I'm going to throw in double boots and just kind of immobilize his legs so he'll just be like a potato, and then you just get to come up and make out with him as much as you want.
Speaker 1You know what I mean. I feel like we need to do this on one of my carpeted floors and not the concrete outside anywhere works, let's let you know if you guys try to do that to me.
Speaker 3Somebody's getting a broken nose with a headbutt no, I'm gonna poop on you, that's fine, I got health.
Speaker 1Insurance hell, I might well you know what happened. I was going in for a fucking show on.
Speaker 3Transino and got a head to the fucking nose.
Speaker 1You might do me a favor they'd have to do surgery on my nose and I could be like hey make my sinuses bigger while you're at it and fucking fix my snoring problem. You know, just push my nose in far enough that they have to fix those areas too.
Speaker 3Yeah, there we go. It was a win win.
Speaker 1Yeah, I get to kiss you and I lose all my fucking allergies.
Speaker 3I don't think it's going to make you lose your allergies, but yeah, they just drill holes into your.
Speaker 1You know how they fix people that get. Just get constantly clogged up sinuses.
Speaker 3I have a funny feeling you're going to tell them.
Speaker 1They just go in and they actually drill your sinus hole to make it bigger so it drains better.
Speaker 4That's pretty much all they do. Somebody's hole.
Speaker 1Oh, okay, what you doing down there E Existing.
Speaker 5What is he?
Speaker 2doing? Are you bouncing?
Speaker 4a bouncy ball. What are you existing? What is? Are you bouncing a bouncy ball? You know what are you doing are you playing with your shadow?
Speaker 3I just registered my, my deck and I had to sort them all, so I'm just shuffling and doing test. The test draws, because the big showdown is Saturday you gonna lose?
Speaker 4I hope not. He's gonna go whip that ass if I win, because the big showdown is Saturday.
Speaker 3You're going to lose? I hope not. If I win, I get to go to Japan.
Speaker 1Where's that Japan? Oh, I didn't understand what you said. If you win this tournament, you get to go to Japan. I get to go to Japan.
Speaker 3If I win it's all expense paid. If I get second or third, I get invited, but I have to pay my own way are you gonna do that? Uh, I'm gonna beg coco for a bunch of money yeah, what's it worth to? You adhd after dark to sponsor my.
Speaker 1I don't know how many kisses is it worth.
Speaker 2How many kisses is it worth? He's going to wheelchairs for the blind.
Speaker 3Ah shit, it was a good non-profit ADHD After Dark.
Speaker 2Yeah, gamebo ain't paying for that shit, I can tell you that much.
Speaker 1Gamebo's not paying for that. So wait, like, where Is this like a regional tournament that you're doing right?
Speaker 3now yeah, this is a regional tournament, and you're doing right now, yeah, this is a regional tournament, and then they hold the finals in Japan.
Speaker 1So how many people's asses did you have to kick to get to where you are right now?
Speaker 3All of them, all of the asses. This is an open tournament, so you can just show up and compete.
Speaker 1But how many people are there?
Speaker 3Several, I don't know. Probably somewhere between 100 to 200. I would expect you know it's about the same show out, show out, turnout as when we went.
Speaker 1But that's, but when not everybody was playing Shadowverse, is this everybody?
Speaker 3playing Shadowverse. No, this is going to be the same thing. No, it's going to be divided Shadowverse and Vanguard it's pretty much the same thing. But there were shop tournaments leading up to it. I participated in two of them when if you won, you got a first round buy. So the first round is going to be anybody that didn't have a buy and then they filter in all the people that have the first round buy after that. So I mean, of the tournaments I went to, I was fifth in the one that had like 16 people and then I was second in the other. So I feel like I have a pretty good chance. And I got knocked out of the top four by one match, and it was one turn in one match that I lost. If I would have had one more turn I would have been in top four and then I would have at least had a chance to compete, but the people I lost to were in the top four, so I didn't feel too bad after that team nice well you're gonna fucking win.
Speaker 3I hope so I'm gonna try you just said you pictures of me farting that's so fucking weird dude.
Speaker 4I'm gonna report, I'm gonna harass the fuck out of you with my butt.
Speaker 3I'm gonna fucking report. I'm gonna use that money to fly myself to Japan for this jokes on you.
Speaker 4I don't have enough money to pay. You can't take what I got. I'll fucking take it from somebody.
Speaker 3Have enough money to pay.
Speaker 2You Can't take what I need out. I'll fucking take it from somebody. She only had to pay the woman $137. I don't think that's paying for your round trip.
Speaker 3Let's see Hi.
Speaker 1Kate.
Speaker 3How much do you think your trip's? Gonna cost six hundred dollars yeah did you already look it up?
Speaker 1no, but I I don't. I think it might be a little bit more expensive than that we're waiting, uh.
Speaker 3$900 to Tokyo, non-stop, 13 hours and 20 minutes yeah, you're gonna.
Speaker 1You're gonna fly in cheap ass class. Yeah, you're gonna fucking hate yourself. I'll be, okay, I don't think you will. You're fucking over 30 now. You're fucked.
Speaker 3Hey, fuck you oh the caters how you doing, bob. You want to say hi to everybody.
Speaker 4Look at him oh, look at the caters, oh, look at the man.
Speaker 3okay, come on, he's like I need in your lap.
Speaker 1I need in your lap.
Speaker 2Oh.
Speaker 3Oh the caters, the sweet baby. Cheapest flight is $744.
Speaker 1What is that Frontier? Or is that the pieces of the plane that just fucking crashed in DCA?
Speaker 2That's where they get out of Trebuchet and they try to fling you in that direction.
Speaker 3If it gets me there.
Speaker 1I'm the king of too soon jokes tonight.
Speaker 3I just selected cheapest flight and then it didn't show me any. Oh, here it is. Um does require transfer two stops oh, that sounds awful.
Speaker 1That's gonna be like a 24-hour flight.
Speaker 3Who is this? I don't even know who this? Oh, it's. It's Frontier. Oh, no what. It starts with Frontier and then it switches to Spirit. That's awful.
Speaker 2They're going to lose your bags.
Speaker 4No, if you're fucking losing bags, you're going to lose yourself In the goddamn ocean.
Speaker 1You're going to have to pay for your baggage twice, once for Frontier and once for Spirit.
Speaker 5Yeah.
Speaker 3That's actually, but it's $744. Round trip.
Speaker 1Yeah, at that point you're also getting on a plane, that you're sitting on a dildo that's vibrating for 20 hours.
Speaker 5Yeah.
Speaker 3Gotta do what you gotta do.
Speaker 4That's the oddest description of a plane seat I've ever heard did you say honest or honest?
Speaker 3honest oh, dd, I thought you said honest, most odd description of a chair and a plane. I've never, never, had a problem with flying, but I've also only ever been on a plane for like two hours at a time it's an exponentially worse the longer it goes yeah, maybe I'll win and I won't even have to worry about they're gonna pay for everything they're not gonna pay for they're not gonna pay first class they might that's like a couple of grand Zeno.
Speaker 1They got the money, yeah, but they also are gonna save it, cause fuck you, maybe they won't Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you For Switch, oh god.
Speaker 5So we.
Speaker 1Are we gonna fucking rivals after we're done here and get?
Speaker 3fucked yeah, get fucked Mostly yeah.
Speaker 1Cool. Once everybody signs off, I'll do the stuff to upload this.
Speaker 5Cool.
Speaker 1Kind of out of stuff to talk about, you guys got anything else. We're only 53 minutes in, so we got seven minutes. We got seven minutes.
Speaker 3What happened this week?
Speaker 1it's only been bad, I feel. I don't feel like there's been any good um, I don't know.
Speaker 3Like cokie, you gonna come cheer me on this weekend then uh, probably not I'm the honest? Probably not. I'm going to be honest with you. I don't think I'm up here. You're fucking over there, bud. Well, Ken is going to come with. We're going to be the only ones representing the OG shop Home base.
Speaker 4He needs to run. That Is that his abyss deck?
Speaker 3Yeah, I hope he does. Yeah, he just needs to run that If his abyss deck.
Speaker 4yeah, I hope he does, yeah he just needs to run that if he wasn't planning on it.
Speaker 3I was going to tell him he needs to plan on it because that is a very good deck yeah, that abyss deck is pretty good. Yeah, it is pretty nasty you're pretty nasty that's what I'm probably worried about most. Going into this, I'm also kind of worried about, uh, the dragon meta, because I have not played a natura dragon deck I'm the fucking dragon meta dude.
Speaker 4You are not. I am the numero in all the land.
Speaker 3How many times have you?
Speaker 4By far.
Speaker 3The championship round. Ricky, how many times? Twice, dude, twice, yeah, yeah, how many times?
Speaker 5I don't see any.
Speaker 3Is that important? It is? I got to the dance. Answer the question.
Speaker 4I had your ass and you cheated, I cheated okay.
Speaker 3You're a dirty, rotten, cheating piece of shit.
Speaker 4So what I'm hearing is both times, hey, everyone in Chicago when you listen to this, when this gets huge, just remember if ZitoStream38 wins this tournament, he's a dirty rotten cheater Rigged.
Speaker 3Right Rigged. So what I'm hearing is you made it twice, you were unable to clench the victory and you lost to Xenocraft both times. That's what happened with your dragon meta.
Speaker 4I mean, I guess if you were that way, it makes it sound bad. But yeah, those are true games, that's what happened. But like, oh, you know what happened, you gotta make it sound bad. But yeah, those are true games.
Speaker 3That's what happened, but, like Boo, you know what happened, you gotta make it sound like that though.
Speaker 4Yeah, you gotta make it sound bad. Fuck, really close games I almost had you.
Speaker 3They were very close games we were like oh, I got lucky.
Speaker 4And I was like yeah, you did Fuck, I'm way better than you. You got super lucky the second time in the championship.
Speaker 3Before the match started, it was my birthday and I was like so you're going to like, let me win because it's my birthday? And he goes Johnny, I want you to know something for me to let you win, I first have to have the ability to like win. So no, no, I'm not going to let you win. I first have to have the ability to win. So no, no, I'm not going to let you win. I was like oh, okay.
Speaker 4I didn't possess the ability to do such and I was right Barely.
Speaker 3Maybe I was wrong. I think you would have been able to do it.
Speaker 4I think you're a piece of shit cheater and cheated me out of my one card shop tournament win. Yeah, did you enjoy yourself After you went like that. You were just like, oh, I'd cheat to be the best, but I'm still the best, is that? What you think?
Speaker 3Well, I'm out of stuff to talk about.
Speaker 1You guys out of stuff to talk about besides murky just constantly
Speaker 3accusing you of lies piece of fucking garbage now on top of murky, I'm gonna sue him for all the fucking farting videos he sent me. I'm also going to sue him for slander and maybe for defamation $3 out of him at a fucking small. I mean, that's fucking $3 more.
Speaker 4I'll give you a 7-11 slushy dude. That's about it.
Speaker 3I could get down with that. How about we just settle outside of court and you buy me that damn slushy?
Speaker 1anyways, I could get down with that. How about we just settle outside of court and you buy me that damn slushy?
Speaker 4anyways, that's a settlement for the slushy huh man I'm down with that All right, cool, I'll take that.
Speaker 3Have your lawyer send my lawyer the documents and we'll get that signed and sent off.
Speaker 4I'll write that up. There will be many grammatical, grammatical errors.
Speaker 3This contract will not be legally binding.
Speaker 4I mean I may never buy you the slushy. I'll videotape myself writing it and then someone coming in going yeah you wrote that. And then the walkout yeah, you wrote that. That makes it binding, right? Obviously, obviously. Is that how that works? That's how it works today, and when Zeno admits to being a liar, I can take the two swords off his back while I'm keeping for myself.
Speaker 3How dare you? You want to know what to do with them. Can't handle swords like that.
Speaker 5Okay.
Speaker 1Oh no, Only long shadows can't handle swords like that.
Speaker 4Oh no you couldn't hang swords on the wall as straight as I did yeah, they're pretty straight.
Speaker 3It's fucked up. You think that little took a lot of time though pride, didn't even use a straight edge yeah, he just used his penis looks like shit.
Speaker 4That whole wall slanted as fuck spider-man's way.
Speaker 3Above all the other stuff right right right spider-man went out. Blast actually too that sucks.
Speaker 1Who hurt you murky?
Speaker 3is that all? Is that all we got? I think that's all. We have any shout outs to give?
Speaker 1from our patrons fucking what fucking page? Let's shout out shell again for some good content. Last season shell, you don't remember no, you don't yeah the fucking she's called she's called mischievous.
Speaker 3I hope you're doing well out there. Uh, man podcast virtuoso get bent get bent alright, goodbye everybody, goodbye.
