ADHD After Dark
ADHD After Dark is the unfiltered podcast where a group of hilarious dudes with ADHD gather to talk about anything and everything that comes to mind. Brace yourself for an explicit and comedic rollercoaster ride, as we dive into the depths of randomness, pushing the boundaries of humor and edginess.
In each episode, we unleash our unapologetic, off-the-cuff banter, sharing outrageous stories, wild adventures, and side-splitting anecdotes that will keep you laughing throughout the night. No topic is off-limits for us—whether it's outrageous personal experiences, taboo subjects, or exploring the more intimate and risqué aspects of life, we bring a refreshingly audacious and humorous perspective to it all.
ADHD After Dark is your escape from the mundane and predictable. Join our crew as we navigate the uncharted territories of comedic chaos, reveling in the freedom to explore the untamed corners of our minds. We embrace the spirit of After Dark, where the content can get explicit, sexual, and edgy—pushing boundaries and challenging social norms with a healthy dose of laughter.
While we may not always offer informative insights, we guarantee an uproarious time filled with absurdity, spontaneous conversations, and unabashed humor. It's a podcast that's not afraid to go where others won't, creating an inclusive space for individuals who enjoy unfiltered comedic escapades.
So, grab a drink, kick back, and immerse yourself in the unapologetically hilarious world of ADHD After Dark. Warning: explicit content ahead—tune in at your own risk, but be prepared to laugh your way through our zany adventures, spontaneous tangents, and unabashedly funny discussions that defy convention. Welcome to the wild, comedic chaos of ADHD After Dark.
ADHD After Dark
S3 E20: Alligator vs Werewolves
Ever wondered what surprising drink discovery could become your new favorite? We kick off with a candid chat about forgotten explicit songs and stumble upon the unexpectedly delightful White Russian. We'll have you laughing as we share a sobering tale about a friend's dad's near-tragic motorcycle accident, emphasizing the importance of helmets, and the absurdities of dealing with insurance companies. Get ready for some light-hearted banter as we navigate the quirky world of ADHD, hyper-fixation, and the wild idea of trying Russian roulette in a hand simulator game.
For all the gaming enthusiasts, this episode is packed with co-op game recommendations that will have you eager to gather your friends for a session. From the epic "Ark" update featuring Power Rangers to reminiscing about our favorite D&D podcast moments, we’ve got you covered for your next game night. We don’t shy away from playful insults and personal anecdotes, making our conversation both relatable and entertaining. Plus, we tackle the serious issue of a massive data breach, offering insights on credit monitoring and dealing with data brokers.
Lastly, movie buffs will get a kick out of our review of the hilariously absurd film "Alligator" and the surprisingly good "Werewolves Within." Listen to our outrageous early blogging days of hunting for the worst films at the dollar store, and laugh along to our brainstorming session for future podcast ideas. We also recount a hilarious inappropriate Zoom meeting incident and share our thoughts on the logistics of future episodes. You won’t want to miss this episode filled with laughter, unexpected twists, and genuine camaraderie.
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I don't know. I was just trying to sing the rest of the song.
Speaker 2:What was the song? Sorry, I missed it I don't really remember it now. Marky, do you remember the lyrics?
Speaker 3:Something about fucking Dicks.
Speaker 2:I started the recording, by the way, oh.
Speaker 1:Something about Dicks. Yeah, there was dicks and more dicks. Yeah, there was dicks and more dicks, and they were being drank drinking dicks all the motherfucking day, yeah something like that dick drinkers drinking the dicks what you got there, marky, captain Coke you know, I recently made myself a white Russian and I thought I wasn't going to like it.
Speaker 4:I have this bartender app that I plug in everything that I have. It tells me like you can make these drinks with what you have, and one of the top rated drinks was a white Russian. I was like I've never had one. I just know about it because of the big Lebowski and he technically doesn't make a white russian kind of makes like a really bastardized version of it. But it's really simple. You just have coffee liqueur, you have vodka and you have cream. You just mix your coffee liqueur and your vodka together and then you put like an ounce of cream on top and you just slowly stir it together and just kind of tastes like spiked coffee. If I'm being honest, it's really not bad, I would try it.
Speaker 1:I've never had one either.
Speaker 4:Honestly thought I was going to hate it. Ended up really enjoying it.
Speaker 1:Pretty good, that's cool. Pretty good, pretty good. What do we do? I don't know.
Speaker 2:You want to tell a story about your insurance person.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:He hasn't heard it.
Speaker 1:That's okay.
Speaker 4:No, it's because I'm like in the voice chats anymore.
Speaker 2:Insurance companies are stupid. Yes, they are, insurance companies are stupid.
Speaker 3:I almost got to join a very prestigious club that Coco was a part of, the autism club the dead dad club. The Dead Dad Club, the Dead Dad Club. What'd your dad almost do? Fuck any guy hit by an old lady while he was on his motorcycle. Oh, that's good. Yeah, and right about you got fucking ejecto'd, got super lucky.
Speaker 4:Please tell me he was wearing a helmet.
Speaker 1:Yeah, really no.
Speaker 4:No, I hate to say it. Anytime I see a motorcycle not wearing a helmet, the first thing I think of is if you survive a motorcycle accident, I don't know, maybe God does exist and he's watching after you.
Speaker 3:Because otherwise, I just imagine your head going stripes on his elbow. What?
Speaker 1:do you think about me?
Speaker 4:oh well, I've seen you wear a helmet.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I always wear a helmet. Exactly Anytime I think about not wearing a helmet, I see a motorcycle accident and I'm like I like to keep my brains inside my head and that's why.
Speaker 2:I wear a helmet over there. Makes sense.
Speaker 1:Yeah, anybody got any good games to play? No, I'm kind of scrolling through steam and I'm not really seeing anything either.
Speaker 2:I always play Russian roulette. God, I want to play that so bad you can play it in hand simulator oh god, game is so ridiculous.
Speaker 4:It's so fucking stupid.
Speaker 2:I don't know. I sent.
Speaker 4:Coco a fuck ton of co-op games for Game Boat purposes, and he never replied back to any of them.
Speaker 2:I just didn't do that work. You know what you did is.
Speaker 4:you saw that it was a long list and you immediately stopped caring is what happened?
Speaker 2:That's called ADHD. That's called ADHD.
Speaker 4:You should have just sent them to me one at a time over like a course of 10 hours and I'd fucking look at all of them. I hyper fixation, wouldn't allow it.
Speaker 2:Well, fuck you, you dirty slut. Just pick the games and I'll play whatever. I'll buy whatever for both of us.
Speaker 1:What sounds good to you.
Speaker 2:You have better taste than I do, please come now.
Speaker 4:You can come for a whole land he can't take this fucking.
Speaker 2:He can't take shitting on me and then me returning back compliments to him. It breaks his fucking brain. You dumb piece of shit. Well, you're smarter than me.
Speaker 4:That's a fucking lie. I went into education. That was the dumbest thing I've ever done in my life. Look at that baby sometimes I'm six feet from the edge and I'm thinking, yeah, that's a kitty belly, alright. So some of the shit that I sent Coco that he never yeah, that's a kitty belly, alright. So some of the shit that I sent Coco that he never responded to yeah, because I'm fucking stupid as shit.
Speaker 1:You're not stupid as shit. I should play Ark.
Speaker 2:Oh, with the Power Rangers update. Wait, Ark has Power Rangers now.
Speaker 4:Yeah, Ark has Power Rangers in it. It's the Mighty Morphin.
Speaker 2:I mean, I'm not really surprised.
Speaker 4:I'm not either. I'm really shocked to have very happened sooner, uh, but some things that I have sent him were death watchers, a four-player co-op game, twelve dollars, uh, the bureau of contacts, which is I don't know if that's just co-op see to do it says online co-op, so I'm assuming oh, one to four players.
Speaker 4:There we go oh uh, it's where you have to like. It's kind of like phasmophobia, except for you can actually protect yourself a little bit. It looks like. Then there is uh, I was trying to think of a joke to do it, because it's called murky divers and I was going to call it maybe like Jack Daniels drinkers or something, but I couldn't think of anything creative. It happens.
Speaker 4:A four player co-op game where you're like checking out sunken pharmaceutical labs with their failed experiments swimming around. There's also Pilgrim, which is a first person roguelike game with RPG elements and horror elements in it. That one's $8. Murky Dollars is the cheapest at $6. I will send the ADHD God, I don't know why I'm so burpy. I'm sorry, boys Burpy. And there's also wait, no know, the other one's just two player. I'll take that one off. Their panic core, which is something peachy has recommended to me. They said that they enjoy that one. Uh, here we go. One of those doesn't come out until like december. I just kind of put on that list to coco I'll be sending this to the adhd boys yeah, the adhd boys adhd.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, there's a lot there sub terror yeah, that one doesn't come out until december, but it looked interesting, I liked it murky. We can make a bunch of murky jokes. I was trying to make a murky joke but none of them were coming to me and I'm like you know what? Murky's getting off easy with me today, like he normally does when I send him feed packs.
Speaker 2:Mmm, mmm, yeah, murky.
Speaker 3:What.
Speaker 2:Was that you going that?
Speaker 4:was that was pilgrim pilgrim yeah, that one looked really interesting to me. Uh, first person horror game, but it's also roguelike. I think you're called pilgrim because you're technically going on like a pilgrimage with your friends.
Speaker 1:Oh, yes, right.
Speaker 4:Right.
Speaker 3:Of course.
Speaker 4:That's my assumption, though I could be entirely wrong.
Speaker 1:Right, I assume you are a cutie.
Speaker 4:I wish.
Speaker 1:I excuse you, boys Aw.
Speaker 4:But speaking of Power Rangers, no, I don't know what it was. I was doing some of that landscaping job that I've been doing for my parents as like just a little bit of income because parents are willing to pay me for it. But I decided to listen to podcasts while I'm working and one of them that I've been listening to is, uh, tales from the stinky dragon. It's those people that used to be on rooster teeth. It was like their dnd podcast, like right around the time that rooster teeth got shut by their parent company. So so kind of listening to it. There was a lot in there that I was kind of like. You know I don't think I miss making D&D like podcast or anything, but some of the concepts that they were doing I'm like you know I could have edited the joysticks podcast to sound so much better. And I know this was Coco was only in there for like one session, but Zeno can attest that we would just sit there for like minutes at a time because rules lowering kind of happen, and we would just kind of have to sit through and just be like OK, here it is. We found the official rule and then eventually we'd get like 20 minutes of narration go in and then the moment combat happened, like, ok, well, now we got to double check the rules because somebody brought this up. It's like there's nothing wrong with rules luring if you're a rules lawyer, I think there's a time and a place for it like if it is absolutely detrimental that you follow the rules by golly.
Speaker 4:Get that dm handbook, get the player's handbook, make sure you understand it from like cover to cover. Otherwise, just, I feel like, just go with. What the dm says is, nine times out of ten, the best way to just make sure your story is just flowing well. And if your dm truly doesn't know, I mean help them out, be like well, it says here on my player sheet that this spell does this and the DM can just take it and run with that. Y'all are there to have fun. Don't try to ruin it and slow down. Hey yo.
Speaker 4:Hey yo.
Speaker 1:Hey yo Frankie.
Speaker 4:It looks like Pilgrim is only two players. I what I don't know, because every time I like I'm watching the different trailers and I'm only seeing like two players together at a time you know what that means I know, this one has you've been down too long in the midnight sea double check who wants to carry me here?
Speaker 4:I actually have to read through this whole description now just says co-op multiplayer in the description. You know what? Maybe a quick Google search will fix this. How many players can play Pilgrim? That's got Pilgrim versus the world. That is not the game that I want.
Speaker 1:Four players Come on players.
Speaker 4:I'm pretty sure most of our audience when I was ranting about playing tabletop like immediately zoned out and those who are zoning back in, welcome back. How was your zone out session? Do you feel better? Sometimes I need to zone out too to make sure that my own little world's okay, so I know Zeno's watching the boys lately.
Speaker 2:How's the boys going, Zeno?
Speaker 1:You know I'm on season four and I feel like seasons one through three, every episode I was like this show's really fucking good. Now in season four I'm just like meh, alright, it's not been super exciting is 4.
Speaker 4:The most recent season, yes, I've heard the most recent season was just okay so far. Like I heard, it started good and then it just kind of tapered off yeah, I would agree, it's just kind of alright, unfortunately.
Speaker 1:I know I'm like it just kind of tapered off. Yeah, I would agree, it's just kind of all right, unfortunately.
Speaker 4:I know I'm like behind on shows, like majorly, because I just don't really watch shows. But I started watching Doom Patrol. Yeah, a DC Comics one with Brendan Fraser comics one with, uh, brendan frazier. It's more like a superhero soap opera where occasionally they kind of remember oh wait, these guys are supposed to be superheroes, let's have a superhero fight like, uh, there's this one episode where I'm still in season one. So spoilers for anyone who hasn't watched season one to doom patrol after like four years, cause I think it came out around the pandemic. But it is crazy, jane, a negative man and robot man get teleported down to Paraguay, cause that is a clue of where their chief is at, because the big thing for season one, their chief got taken. Nobody knows where he's at all. They know is Mr Negative has him or Mr Nobody. Sorry, mr Nobody has him. So you have Negative man, you have Mr Nobody and for some reason that keeps messing me up.
Speaker 2:So I have to refer to Negative man as Larry Larry, larry Larry.
Speaker 4:But in that episode one of my favorite episodes they teleport down there. They find out that the guy who's running this clinic that they go into is a nazi and the nazi's still alive and he has this power to, like, control other people with his mind. So he doesn't really have mind, but but he's just a Nazi that can control people with his mind. And there's this scene where Robot man gets cornered in a hallway and Robot man is played by Brendan Fraser.
Speaker 1:Is Robot, man a robot.
Speaker 4:Yes, the only thing human about him is his brain, that's it. Everything else is robot. So he's like, oh, you want to fuck with me? Let's fucking do this. So he runs up and he starts fighting these people, but he does not hold back. Like the moment his hand touches this one dude to push him on the ground, he splatters like a watermelon on the ground. It's just blood everywhere. So robot man is just on this murder spree in this hallway, oh god.
Speaker 4:And what's surprising to me is like, yeah, they showed blood in some of the previous episodes, but it wasn't that bad. The moment they got to that episode, it was just everywhere. Like throats got cut open. There's blood everywhere. It's just, it's gross. But like the last episode that I watched, uh, they like forced each other into a therapy session with each other because they're all like, yeah, we're all a little fucked up and uh, maybe we got to talk about that. So I've been calling it kind of like my personal soaps. Hmm, because, like murky has house of dragon right now, those are his soaps, brrrrrrrr, yeah, I know, it's that motorcycle or bad truck, whatever it is that comes around this time.
Speaker 1:I come around this time too. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 4:Hey, yo, hey yo you know what I'm saying? Hey yo, hey yo, hey yo. You know this is a bad episode of ADHD After Dark, when he's the one talking primarily.
Speaker 2:I was just busy locking down my credit. What are you?
Speaker 4:doing with your credit.
Speaker 2:So there was a data breach by a company called National Public Data. You know one of them, sites that just kind of brokers data for you know other sites to like search you up and background checks and stuff like that.
Speaker 1:Right.
Speaker 2:Well, it turns out that they had a leak of about 2.9 billion records, oh, containing a fun fact that I found out how far back it goes. It has my dad's email address, combined with the house I lived at when I was fucking six years old and haven't been there since, so well, now I'm paranoid, so uh, I would recommend everybody, uh, look at that and make sure. But they're selling the data for apparently $3.5 billion on the dark web.
Speaker 4:Wow.
Speaker 2:And you know I got a bunch of emails from all of my credit cards that have like the free monitoring. They're like hey, fyi, your social security number and your address and date of birth, and like the last like four houses you lived at is on the dark web now and I'm like cool. So everything that you ask to verify that I am me, so have fun with that everybody.
Speaker 4:I won't have fun with that.
Speaker 1:I'm not going to have fun with that. Everybody, I won't have fun with that.
Speaker 2:No, I'm not gonna have fun with that either I'm exclusively not gonna have fun. Yeah, I'm gonna steal your identity. I've been looking for you guys. Yeah, fucking this company that I never even know existed. The thing that pisses me off is there's this company that I didn't even know existed that got my information sold to it by like insurance companies, fucking the government, like people I do my taxes through people. I was just like I would rather them not share my fucking social security number, you know. And then, uh, this company I've never heard of is like oh yeah, by way, all of your shit's out there on the internet now. So, fuck you, get fucked, cunt, get fucked cunt Well, discovery or Discover who I go through Discover, should tell you if your stuff's been out there on their fraud alerts.
Speaker 4:My fraud alerts is saying I'm good.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they probably dumped a small set of the data to prove that it was real, and mine was probably part of the small set of data that they dumped. You'll have to just keep an eye out on it.
Speaker 4:Lovely. I mean, what do they want with an unemployed former teacher or anything? Let's be honest, To be fair, anybody can open up a credit account. I mean, what do they want?
Speaker 2:with an unemployed former teacher's anything. Let's be honest, to be fair, anybody can open up a credit account and then run up the thing and then ruin your credit.
Speaker 4:I mean, it's not that hard to do, even if it's like a thousand dollars and then it fucks you over and it takes forever for it to like recover.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so have fun with that, guys.
Speaker 4:Alright, so another 13th reason. Okay anyways, Murky, how's your day?
Speaker 3:You mean 14th reason.
Speaker 4:Well, let's be honest, that's probably 34th reason.
Speaker 2:Rule 34th reason no Oof, oof.
Speaker 3:Bad day at the office. It's really hot and humid today, ian it is.
Speaker 4:I am sweating in this office. I actually need to probably plug in one of these fans actually yeah, take your pants off, coward. Yeah, and your shirt who says my pants already aren't off are they?
Speaker 2:prove it, bitch, stand up, you are.
Speaker 4:I mean, I'm wearing shorts, I'm not wearing pants I mean, your pants are still on.
Speaker 2:Take that off, yeah take those off right now take it off right now.
Speaker 1:Xeno does not want to see that it's because xeno's a pussy but coco does, and I was doing it for coco, the fuck coco wants to see all the homies naked yeah, I mean, I don't have to fucking see Zeno naked.
Speaker 2:His fucking clothing outlines enough for me to imagine it. I just don't know if his dick is misshapen or not what's up, zeno?
Speaker 1:I just pulled a Mach Knight in a pack and Beyond Light in what in the online? Shadowverse game. I pulled Mach Knight. I thought you said Beyond Light. And In what? In the online Shadowverse game? I pulled.
Speaker 2:I thought you said Beyond Light. I was very confused.
Speaker 1:I just pulled a Hammer Dragon Ute Cool and another.
Speaker 2:Mug Night, Mug Night man. I haven't launched Shadowverse, the card game, in so long.
Speaker 4:I uninstalled it. I'm going to be honest.
Speaker 1:I would have if I needed the space, but I didn't, so I just left it up. And now I'm like I haven't played this game in a while. I'm gonna check it out see what it's all about.
Speaker 2:You mean the thing that got you into the actual playing card game no, I started playing the actual card game.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I would say.
Speaker 4:Zeno and I started with the actual thing. We got our starter decks together. But then you went the actual card game. Yeah, I would say, zeno and I started with the actual thing, we got our starter decks together.
Speaker 2:But then you went to the card game online, which then hooked everybody else, but you played more of that before you actually played the regular one.
Speaker 1:Correct.
Speaker 2:E. So how many more of those game rule things do you have ready for us to go?
Speaker 4:Oh, the game breaker thing? None, if I'm being honest. Rule things. Do you have ready for us to go? Oh, the game breaker thing. None, if I'm being honest. No, I do have some ideas. I just have not had the time to actually just sit down and do something with that.
Speaker 2:You have enough time to shit talk me all day. You should have enough time to do that.
Speaker 4:I always make time specifically to shit talk to you. It's the only thing that makes me feel better about myself. Uh, unfortunate. Yeah, welcome to my life.
Speaker 2:Uh oh, jesus.
Speaker 1:I'm out of skills to talk about this we can't.
Speaker 2:We can't say that stuff on the podcast. Does he listen to this? I haven't heard him.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he totally listens who listens to what now? I don't know he probably does. I don't know, I really don't know. I don't really talk to him that often this is a great episode, guys.
Speaker 3:I have no idea what to talk about you never know, could just turn around last five minutes be super amazing that happened once.
Speaker 2:I don't think we can do it again. Xeno, did you listen to any of last week's podcasts since you weren't here? Absolutely not, oh my god. You have to listen to at least like the. What is it like? 10 minutes from 10 minutes to like 60 minutes? You have to listen to that because I was watching I'm not gonna make e describe the movie again, because it took us 50 minutes to describe this shitty movie that he watched I watched another shitty movie oh, do you have another?
Speaker 2:is it? Is it even worse than the other one?
Speaker 1:oh, I would actually say it's a little better. Sheriff was the killer.
Speaker 2:No, the one where, the one that.
Speaker 3:No, the sheriff was the drug dealer.
Speaker 4:Oh you're thinking Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2:The one that he talked about last week, zeno, was called what Crabs, crabs? Yeah, it was Crabs, and it was just.
Speaker 1:Dusty, she's so excited, it's so cute Fucking Christ.
Speaker 4:Oh, the drinking team, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 2:Requirement you must be an alcoholic Beer Olympics.
Speaker 4:Beer Olympics, that's right, that's right. I am currently drinking a double IPA, which is a gumball head variant.
Speaker 1:I have Smirnoff, red White and Berry, because America, america, Summary for you, zeno.
Speaker 2:The movie was about like horseshoe crabs taking over the world.
Speaker 2:Mutants Horseshoe crabs, we'll call them horseshoe crabs. They didn't have CGI. No, we're not going to go through this whole thing again. Zeno, you can just listen to the last, last week's podcast. But here's the, here's the highlights. Uh, mutant crabs, japan, and they're everywhere. Japan blows up from nuclear explosion in like the first minute. Uh, cut to america where people are having sex on a beach, then get eaten by horseshoe crab. Then cut to random priest flipping off kids. Then cut to like a whole plot line about the school play and some foreign exchange student, that prom, that's fucking way older than everybody else, radu. And then cut to, they get jumped and Radu comes back and tells everybody that horseshoe crabs are attacking and everybody thinks he's high.
Speaker 4:No, that they're badgers, that they're badgers nobody knows what a horseshoe crab is in this movie.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and then and then cut to I don't know what a horseshoe crab is in this movie.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and then nobody and then cut to.
Speaker 2:I don't know what a horseshoe crab is you would know if you saw it and then cut to fucking. Everybody starts getting attacked by the horseshoe crabs and they start taking over people's minds like zombies and then like think alien, but doggy style yeah, doggy style, yeah, doggy style.
Speaker 2:And then, like, cut to the priest that was flipping off people getting killed by horseshoe crab Giant big foot and then cut to fucking Gundam mech battle against giant fucking horseshoe crab mutant. Then cut to. They passed out and present day where they're fighting in Japan With the giant shark, with the giant shark, with the giant shark back.
Speaker 4:That was made iron man style out of fucking.
Speaker 2:Uh, metal scraps, metal scraps fucking leftover 10 gauge wire, rubber band and fucking piece of cardboard. And we're not going to talk about the whole movie again, because we spent 50 minutes on this the last episode, zito. So just listen to the podcast and you'll have everything you know about that movie. Okay, it sounds awful. It was pretty bad. He watched it sober. We questioned why your new shitty movie? What is this? One Sounds awful. It was pretty bad. E watched it sober. We questioned why your new shitty movie?
Speaker 4:What is this one E? So let me start off with and I'll try to keep it as brief as possible, because even my girlfriend who listens to this podcast, was like, hun, you didn't do a summary, you just did a fucking play by play. And I'm like, okay, you're right, you're right. So we'll try to keep these a lot shorter. Let's start with a good movie. That, I was pleasantly surprised, was a good movie and, in my opinion, is the best video game adaptation movie out there, like I've never seen the Mario Brothers movie. So this one right now is like my number one best video game adaptation. It's called Werewolves Within.
Speaker 4:Everybody in here has played Among us, right? Yeah, ultimate werewolf, or one night ultimate werewolf. I know you two losers have I don't know if murky has yeah, so it's like that. But the original is a vr game. We're all just sitting in with vr headsets. One of you is the werewolf. You're trying to figure out who it is. Everybody has, like a job to play. It's just that in vr.
Speaker 4:So the movie version just takes that concept and they create their own original characters with that and you're following this like park ranger who's getting assigned to this one town because they're trying to put in an oil pipeline and his job is to basically like make sure that nothing kind of goes catastrophically wrong to the forest that's there and because of this oil pipeline getting put in, it's bringing up the tension with everybody. So you already got the guy that's trying to put it in. You already got this woman who runs like the only bed and breakfast there. You got this male person, male carrier. You got this very conservative couple like they come out the get go, basically being trump supporters.
Speaker 4:There's no offense or buts about it. Uh, we love that. Then you have this very overly flamboyant gay couple which are at odds with the conservative people no shit. Then you have this absolutely fucking crazy couple. Like we're talking, these people would stop you in the middle of a Walmart and be like does my aunt, my wife's ass look flat to you? I'm trying to tell her it looks curvy and you're just standing there like what the fuck do I do?
Speaker 2:It's like that kind of awkward level of whenever you just just go, he's lying to you and then walk away so don't give an answer uh, I'm just gonna cut through a lot of this.
Speaker 4:A lot of attention is built up because that oil pipeline. Then they start to believe that there is a wolf out there because something ate the conservative woman's dog and the power goes out because they have a really bad lizard which, like, has a landslide or a snow slide, whatever you want to call it.
Speaker 2:That kind of covers up the road takes away was this in the winter and it was a snow slide. Yes, yeah, it's called an avalanche, right avalanche.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I quit teaching. I quit english and english left my brain. Okay, be happy. I can barely function as a human being, so. So Even the generators get cut like somebody slashed all the generators. A lot of the tensions get high. A lot of people start pointing fingers at other people. In the conservative couple, the husband gets very handsy with the women. You also learn that he slept with the crazy woman and the crazy couple, like you know, had an affair. So how dare you?
Speaker 4:typical conservative man yeah everybody is pointing fingers at everybody in this movie because they all just hate each other. They think that somebody's out to ruin something for somebody else and as the tensions are building, you're trying to figure out like, oh, who's really the werewolf? Is there really a werewolf? I mean it's based on a fucking vr game that has werewolf, so obviously there is a werewolf. Uh, and the villagers in the last like 20, 30 minutes of the movie is when it really starts getting good, like it was good before that, but everybody just starts fucking killing each other. At the end it just goes fucking balls to the wall. Like the conservative woman like stabs one of the gay men in the neck with like a maple tap to like drain his blood out. She also shoots the woman who had an affair with her husband right in the neck with like a maple tap to like drain his blood out. She also shoots the woman who had an affair with her husband right in the head and you just see her brain splatter over a truck. It gets nuts.
Speaker 4:But I will say, in like the first 20 minutes of the movie, shannon looked over at me and she was like, oh, do you have any like suspicions? Who's the werewolf. I just randomly picked a me and she was like oh, do you have any suspicions? Who's the werewolf? I just randomly picked a person and I was right. I just was like I don't know that guy, that person. They were the wolf.
Speaker 2:I'm very clearly not going to watch this movie. So who was it?
Speaker 4:It was the male person, they were the werewolf.
Speaker 2:Nobody suspected them.
Speaker 4:Nobody suspected them. So they were the werewolf. Hmm, nobody suspected them. Nobody suspected them. So what had like the werewolves plan was they went from like town to town and like hunted every single full moon, and they wanted a job there so that, you know, they could sustain themselves until the next full moon. So they had to kill the original male person, because there was only like one person who ran the entire post there in this very small town, which was the husband of the woman who ran the bed and breakfast. So she did this, so she can get intel on everybody and slowly, like when she knew it was time to hunt, bring that pressure up so that everybody would take care of each other.
Speaker 4:The one thing she didn't expect, though, was the nature ranger to show up, cause the park ranger was the nicest guy on the planet Like he only drops like maybe two F bombs in the whole movie, but he has to like stop and correct himself and go. No, I'm an F, I'm an F. Like he's supposed to be a goody, goody, two shoes to the very end. But good movie. I would recommend Werewolves Within. The shitty movie that I saw, which I was very surprised critics enjoyed on Rotten Tomatoes, is a movie called Alligator from 1980. What's up with?
Speaker 2:you and finding movies.
Speaker 1:It sounds like it's going to be bad.
Speaker 2:What's up with you and finding movies that are just about animals?
Speaker 4:I don't know man, uh, I mean eat, interact. When I started off as a blog, I used to remove goodness. I used to review the shittiest movies I could find at the dollar tree. I would go into the dollar tree, I would go to their, like, blu-ray, dvd section and just try to find the shittiest movies possible and just review them. So I just have a thing for, like that's. My enjoyment is to watch terrible movies. But Alligator, it takes place in Missouri. Of all places, which you know, the Missouri Alligators are really something.
Speaker 3:Gotta watch out out there.
Speaker 2:Gotta watch out for them. Alligators in the middle of the country so long story short for alligator.
Speaker 4:The only reason the alligator is there is it starts with a flashback this little girl, her grandparents, get her a pet alligator at an alligator like ranch or whatever they're called down in Florida alligator farm yeah, one of those where they show like gator wrestling.
Speaker 3:I'd wrestle.
Speaker 4:I'd wrestle real good, I mean as long as you can keep their jaws shut and you're holding on to them. Their death roll is going to be like just a little painful, but I feel like yeah you're good as long as you have to knock them off.
Speaker 2:I feel like all it takes is one little slip up while you're death rolling and then your arm isn't there anymore and then you're paralyzed, and then you're going to eat little girl gets the gator, comes home, her dad is upset. She has a pet gator, so he flushes it down the toilet yeah, it's because anything that deals with an alligator becomes a sewer monster.
Speaker 3:Yes, so it's in the sewer are there a bunch of turtles that fight the alligator dude I had?
Speaker 2:such an adhc thought. I would love to see a shitty movie that's like Pennywise, like the clown it, but like somebody combats it by flushing an alligator down the toilet. So you get like Godzilla versus Pennywise.
Speaker 3:There's a bunch of gators now. I'm like, right after it was at every how many years when it comes back? Yeah? However long, but like it becomes like it, versus the alligators or some shit like that, just like it. It versus the alligators, or like that nine foot attack alligators and fucking sewers anyway, continue on forward.
Speaker 4:We're now following a homicide detective and we meet him, like adopting a dog that we only see like two or three other times in the movie. Does it get eaten? No, the dog's actually good. We never see that dog get eaten. Uh, and we learned that the pet, like the pet shop owner, is doing like this dirty job for this pharmaceutical chemical company by finding dogs on the street for them to experiment this growth hormone on. So you can figure out right there what happens. A bunch of weird drama stuff happens where you learn that he used to have a partner but somehow he got tricked with a roll of pennies to the back of his head and had his gun stolen from him and that gun was used to, like, shoot his partner. It's a little. It's a little weird and, knowing this, he goes into the sewers with another guy who's working as his partner and he watches this guy get eaten by the alligator. So this dude's having a lot of different trauma. However, he does hook up with this herpetologist, which is a fancy word for somebody that knows reptiles.
Speaker 2:We have an episode literally called I'm just a herpetologist or some shit like that. Second time I've ever heard that word pathologist or some shit like that second time.
Speaker 4:I've ever heard that word this woman is young enough to be this dude's daughter, like straight up, no offense or butts. He's able to hook up with her because they're the two heroes of the movie. But there's this one scene which is like the big climax for the alligator, because you know that alligator's going around, he's eating people. Nobody believes the homicide detective until the alligator bursts out onto the street and he's like, hey, I'm a fucking alligator, I'm a Chris.
Speaker 3:Pratt as an alligator welcome to missouri country shit.
Speaker 4:So the two people that were creating that growth hormone chemical.
Speaker 4:They're at a wedding at the owner's estate because, like the lead scientist, he's getting married that day and the dude who owns the plant is throwing it at his gigantic mansion.
Speaker 4:The alligator burst out into this wedding and he grabs one of the maids who's like walking around this wedding and he's like just tossing around like a dog with a toy and that's all he does. He just walks around, he just like starts biting on people and then eventually he gets up to the mayor who's trying to get in a car with that like the chemical ceo dude and the ceo locks him out of a car. So the alligator grabs the mayor and just like starts throwing him against the car and then throws him off to the side and then crushes the car down until the dude dies inside bro, this just sounds like the exact same thing that happened in cocaine bear, where it was like, where it was like way too much plot and then one scene of just fuck everything but it ends with the homicide detective who, like jerry, rigged his own like c4 with a bunch of dynamite and this fake bomb radio.
Speaker 4:He got off of this dude who was threatening to blow himself up earlier in the movie so he like sticks that to the wall. He gets the alligator to like come up to him and he's trying to get out of the uh, the sewer. Then there's some tension because this old lady parks right on top of the manhole cover in the last six seconds, with the worst fucking editing I've ever seen, because it's done in literal seconds, because it's like shot of the manhole cover in the last six seconds, with the worst fucking editing I've ever seen, because it's done in literal seconds, because it's like shot of the camera going from six seconds to five seconds. Then it's a second of this dude coming out. Then it comes back. So it's like shot second, second, second, and he's slowly coming out and then eventually boom, you see the alligator's head explode. And do you know how this fucking movie ends before the credits roll?
Speaker 4:he gets laid in the middle of the street no there's another crocodile there's another alligator that gets flushed down into the. Missouri sewers fuck. Now here's the big question, boys do you think this movie has a sequel? Absolutely it does, but do you know how long it took them to make this fucking sequel? Now here's the big question boys.
Speaker 2:Do you think this movie has a?
Speaker 4:sequel? Absolutely it does. But do you know how long it took them to make this fucking sequel? Not long enough 11 years, Wow. The sequel didn't come out until 1991.
Speaker 1:Why? And from what I've heard, when was the original.
Speaker 4:The original came out in 1980. So it took them 11 years to do a sequel. However, I heard that the sequel is worse than the original there's only down, there's no up.
Speaker 2:I mean, I feel like there's up, I feel like there could have been up. Sharknado is nothing but down, and any movie that's super shitty, that has a sequel, only can go down.
Speaker 4:I mean it was already at the bottom to begin with. However, it received so much love for being that bad that it, like, elevated the first one, and then it was down from there, kind of like trolls you know, I've only ever seen the first. Oh wait, are you talking about like trolls one and trolls two, where trolls two is about goblins? Yes, I thought you're talking about like the animated like trolls movie with, uh, justin timberlake no, I've never seen that either oh, I don't know why.
Speaker 4:That's what my mind went to. Trolls two is a fucking national treasure. You, heathen, how dare you talk bad about it? Oh no, they're eating her and then they're gonna eat me. Oh my god, and just zoom in how? That dude didn't know he had a fly on his face. As that camera zooming in on him is beyond me that movie was wicked bad.
Speaker 1:I remember being able to watch it on Hulu when Hulu was free. You guys remember when Hulu was free?
Speaker 2:I do, we're old we are old somebody listening to this podcast in like 10 years is going to be like.
Speaker 1:Hulu was free at one point. I don't know anyways.
Speaker 4:So yeah, one of my past times is definitely trying to uh find bad movies it is.
Speaker 1:I don't know why I get an enjoyment out of it, yeah but I think it's enjoyable if you can sit there and talk to like another human being about it, about how bad it is krista came home from, uh, mrs house and she was like, yeah, uh, so we watched this like pretty terrible horror movie and, um, it was pretty fun and I was like I bet he picked out the movie and she's like I think he did. I was like he loves terrible, like slasher horror movies.
Speaker 4:I'm an absolute slut for them. I'm a slut for like any bad horror movie.
Speaker 1:Let's be real, I'm a slut for bad horror.
Speaker 4:Me too. Even video game bad horror, I'm still down for it, unless it's like one of those they just keep throwing things at you and just making the audio so loud it almost peaks. Yeah, yeah, that's bad horror.
Speaker 2:Like terrible horror that's why we gotta make nippleless cage you know what?
Speaker 4:I'm sure there is some producer out there that would put money down on that idea and be like have fun boys. So all we would need is just a few cameras, a script that coco will probably make with ai and have me edit, for some reason we can't make it with ai. There's a writer's strike. No, no, there's no writer's strike anymore, there's a voice actor. Yeah, I'm pretty sure the writer's strike was resolved by saying stuff's not going to be written with AI to be perfectly fair.
Speaker 3:We need a giant sword for Zeno's pants.
Speaker 4:However, there is a movie that was supposed to come out to theaters that was written by AI, but it got so much backlash that it's only coming to streaming now.
Speaker 1:Oh, I can't imagine.
Speaker 4:And the dude was like sucking his own dick about it, where he's like, yeah, I showed it to my actors and they were like, oh my god, the script is so amazing and it's so heartfelt. It's like no, all right, I bet you fucking anything. If I watch this shitty movie, it's probably going to be the most incoherent babbling bullshit I've ever heard in my life, because it's supposed to be about like one of the last movie writers on earth and he comes across like a writing program that like writes the scripts for him wait.
Speaker 2:So he had an ai write a story about an AI writing a story. Yes, what a fucking idiot. Why didn't you just put a camera behind you while you did it and call that the fucking movie?
Speaker 4:I don't know man. It's going to save you a lot of time. If I have to pay to watch that movie, though, absolutely the fuck not. I want to see that shit for free because that's the amount of attention it needs to get for me.
Speaker 1:I can sit in a chair with my phone and barely pay attention.
Speaker 4:What'd you say?
Speaker 1:about waffle fries. I want some waffle fries. Anyone some waffle fries?
Speaker 4:do you see that chick-fil-a is doing regular flat fries for a little bit? Get the fuck out how would they do?
Speaker 2:that I don't think they're a permanent staple.
Speaker 4:I think they're just trying it out why would they do that?
Speaker 2:I don't think they're a permanent staple. I think they're just trying it out. Why would they do that? I don't know. Chick-fil-a has waffle fries.
Speaker 3:I don't like it.
Speaker 2:You know what, instead of trying fucking a new type of fry, I got an idea how you can make a lot more money. Open on fucking Sunday.
Speaker 4:That's God's day. You fucking idiot.
Speaker 3:I don't give a shit.
Speaker 2:I don't give a shit. I don't give a shit. I want Chick-fil-A on a fucking Sunday. Eat my dick.
Speaker 4:You know I don't want to support Chick-fil-A because of some of the stuff that they like. Pull to the LBGTQIA plus community because I have friends in that community. But yeah, they're just not gonna get my money. I'm gonna go to the godless teathens of uh, raisin canes they're or popeyes. Oh, fucking pop. Fucking love their chicken tenders though he's just saying words over here.
Speaker 3:Bye-bye, Bye-bye. My stomach is full. My original idea was I was just me and Zeno or Zeno came up with the idea Definitely wasn't me that I was just gonna get really, really full on chicken nuggets and fruit by the foot and just make really loud obnoxious noises in the background, while being full and act like I didn't what are you fucking talking about? I was gonna stuff myself.
Speaker 2:Has your last brain cell just went, did your last brain cell just give out like what the fuck? The fuck has happened.
Speaker 4:I need Zeno he's already had a few Jack and Co Zeno he mentioned your name.
Speaker 2:Do you know anything about what he just said? Absolutely yes. Can you explain it to us?
Speaker 1:What he was going to do here is he was going to eat a bunch of food and drink a bunch of drink, and to the point of being uncomfortable, as Perky does, right, he was just going to make point of being uncomfortable, as murky does, right, and he was just gonna make noises of being uncomfortable throughout the podcast and whenever anyone was going to comment on it, he was simply just going to ignore it and act like he didn't hear it, but then just continue to make noises, just randomly throughout the podcast. No explanation of what he was going to do.
Speaker 3:I haven't got full enough. I need a big old glass of milk Just go get a big old glass of milk right now.
Speaker 2:Go drink until you can't drink anymore. I don't want to. You're the milk slut. He's the milk man.
Speaker 1:Milk slut, milk slut.
Speaker 2:Milk slut.
Speaker 4:So here is some ideas that I have written down when I was out of power at my apartment on Game Breaker ideas that I've had. One of them we've already done, which is to make that noise. I know the camera is making that too bright. There we go, all right. So some ideas that I've had was murder mystery. I said that I would need to get several guests for this one, but I get murdered. Contestants would have to figure out which one of the guests that came aboard did the murder. It was switch. I would make that noise bad D&D. I would give you guys terrible prompts and you would have to roll and see how that acted out. You could only be yourselves, so I could only be me.
Speaker 3:Correct, there would be, that would be Coco where you would only get points if you're able to do what I said got it okay
Speaker 4:you're telling us all of your ideas.
Speaker 2:Is this going to impact future episodes?
Speaker 4:oh no, because I'm bringing this over to like eat under rack stuff and some of you fuckers aren't going to be a part of that oh, interesting, very nice, I want to be a part of it.
Speaker 4:Oh, interesting that's not very nice what if I want to be a part of it. I mean some of these you probably will be Plus. I'm not giving away the rules, I'm just saying general categories. I'm sure Xena will remember this, but I have a feeling these other two aren't going to remember it. Nick Arcade set something up similar to that. Or am I the only old fart here that remembers Nick Arcade?
Speaker 4:I don't remember Nick Arcade are we talking about Nickelodeon yes, it was a show on Nickelodeon called Nick Arcade a drawing challenge. Get like three people that actually know how to draw and they would have like so much time to actually A drawing challenge. Get like three people that actually know how to draw and they would have like so much time to actually attempt to draw the thing that's on the prompt. But you know, they start off easy, get ludicrous as they go. On Menu challenge, where I show like a dish of some kind and the person who's the closest at guessing what's on the recipe gets it. Probably find some people that are enjoy cooking or whatever.
Speaker 4:And the three wise monkeys challenge, where I get three people. Get them on chain together. One person wears a blindfold, one person has to deafen on discord, one person has to mute on discord and they essentially just have to try to get as high as they can on chain together and then, after so much time, we record however high up they got, everybody switches. So a new person's now muted, new person's now deafened, new person has a blindfold and then see which run they can get the highest. And there we go.
Speaker 2:That sounds awful.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:It's not.
Speaker 4:Those are just some ideas. Those aren't like. Who knows, game breaker will probably die and never come back. Game breaker might become an even rack thing, who knows?
Speaker 2:I liked. I liked it when we did those two. I want more on the podcast, but I don't want to make you do more work.
Speaker 4:I mean, I just gotta, I gotta hit that inspiration.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna hit you on the butt with my face oh, oh, my oh, I just found another four-player co-op game.
Speaker 4:I'll drop it in the ADHD After Dark group. Where are we there? We are. It's called Forsake when horror meets urbex. I don't know what that means. Is urbex a place't know what that means. Is urbex a place?
Speaker 2:is it like trying to say, like something urban, hang on, I'm searching this up yeah, I'm googling that word too apparently abandoned places near me.
Speaker 4:Urban exploration oh yeah, that also popped up for me urbexology, so urban exploration. Oh yeah, that also popped up for me, urbexology, so urban exploration. Horror meets urban exploration, essentially.
Speaker 2:So when horror meets, exploring abandoned places, Isn't that like most horror games anyways? They literally just put that in there as like a catchphrase. Well, hey, look at this urbex, you can explore the abandoned fucking catacombs. Yeah, sounds like a place.
Speaker 4:Stream 38. I'm in the fucking abandoned catacombs. I'm played by chris pratt. Now I'm gonna show you chris pratt. What would you guys do if one day we started up the podcast and Zeno wasn't there on the camera, but it was Chris Pratt Pretending to be Zeno?
Speaker 1:Hey, I'm Zeno so fun fact. Either one of two.
Speaker 2:Either one of two things would happen for all of us. We would all freak the fuck out that Chris Pratt was there, or probably the more likely scenario we would all freak the fuck out that Chris Pratt was there, or probably the more likely scenario we would just ignore that it was Chris Pratt and do the whole podcast as if it was Zeno after he did the. Hey, it's me, I'm Chris Pratt is Zeno. And then at the end we would freak out but, like after we hit, stop recording. I think that is more likely.
Speaker 2:I feel like if you start a bit, you have to keep with the bit yeah, if he, if he did it and we just started saying he was you know, I'd have to stay with it the whole podcast I feel like if, uh, you know, stream 38's camera came on first, prayer was sitting in that I'd be like holy fucking fucked now here's the question is murky sober during this?
Speaker 1:if murky's drunk, he'd be like, hey, what's up is he drunk or is he high?
Speaker 2:that's the question our goal would be to make murky believe that it didn't happen.
Speaker 1:You're not fucking xeno. Who the fuck are you?
Speaker 4:who the fuck's xeno?
Speaker 1:who the fuck are you?
Speaker 4:where is he?
Speaker 1:I'm gonna call him right now and tell him that somebody stole his identity.
Speaker 2:Spoiler Chris Pratt has a cell phone too serious, fucking serious fucking crime, chris Pratt.
Speaker 1:What are you doing to me, chris Pratt?
Speaker 2:what are you doing to Chris Pratt?
Speaker 1:Chris Pratt what are you doing to Chris Pratt?
Speaker 2:Chris Pratt, please join so what happens to Zeno doing this?
Speaker 3:did Chris Pratt kill him or I hope so Switch's camera turns on and Zeno and thoughts with his camera.
Speaker 4:I would fucking die and Switch has actually been Chris Pratt the whole time. The photos of the person he's been sending us on snapchat. That's been his assistant this whole time chris pratt now he's gone he's gone.
Speaker 2:We can only get him for so long yeah, we have a very does that mean we've seen chris pratt's ass?
Speaker 4:probably we've seen chris pratt's ass twice then yeah, first time I'm sure he's also shown in movies before too, so you probably we had a private showing true, I mean yeah, dnd we're gonna start that back up at some point yeah, we
Speaker 1:do?
Speaker 4:I'll start you back up at some point no, really, you don't need to start him back up. He's already started up every day you're right.
Speaker 1:Oh, you're dicking my ass see you're right, it's been a while since
Speaker 2:I brought out the soundboard. It's been a while it's been a while I agree I don't know why that one's so funny.
Speaker 4:I don't know Farts are just funny it doesn't matter your age.
Speaker 1:It's a very comical fart.
Speaker 4:I made that noise with my hands.
Speaker 2:You did, you did.
Speaker 4:Switch made that one with his balls.
Speaker 2:Is that why Lena doesn't like it when you make that sound anymore?
Speaker 4:Probably.
Speaker 2:That wouldn't sound like the first time you went sex switch. As it was going in, it went doo-doo-doo-doo-doo-doo, and then when you pulled out, it went doo-doo-doo-doo-doo. Oh no, oh, what you doing there, zeno? You look really focused. He's playing.
Speaker 1:Destiny. I was playing a card game, but then the first person I went against with my heroic swordcraft deck that he just made uh forfeited on. Turn like four, oh so did you make him cry?
Speaker 1:get another match I did make him cry. So heroic swordcraft plays very differently. Uh, in this game it seems like uh, he can vouch for this, like a marrow is usually a two cost summon, uh, but he's a one cost summon, but he comes in as a one, two and his fanfare is that if there's other heroics, he gets a plus one to attack for every heroic on the field. Um, valiant has no evolved restriction, but he's a four cost instead of a three cost and he has, like, two attack, three defense, but on fanfare you draw cards until you have seven cards and then any cards in your hand that are heroics, uh, cause zero play points until the end of the turn to play okay so like if you just had a full fan of fucking Mach Knights, you could play them for zero play points and just absolutely wreck face.
Speaker 1:And that's what you did. Mach Knights still comes in. No, I didn't, I didn't know, that's what Valiant did when I got to it I did fuck face, though I had a full board in, like the sexy way or in the ooh, that's gotta hurt kind of way. The ooh that's gotta hurt kind of way. Yeah, definitely.
Speaker 2:Blood on your dick after you were done.
Speaker 1:Yeah, absolutely Blood in my dick too.
Speaker 4:Oh, I mean technically yeah.
Speaker 1:It's fucking weird oh my god, it's Chris Pratt. Oh, my god, is that?
Speaker 2:Chris Pratt.
Speaker 1:Did you really just go?
Speaker 3:and print a picture of fucking Chris Pratt.
Speaker 4:No, no, no, that's not Swiss, that's fucking Chris Pratt Gabagool.
Speaker 2:I need you to unmute and go into me and Chris Pratt and switch Gabagool.
Speaker 1:That was beautiful.
Speaker 2:It's got to be a canon event yeah, I can't believe he went off and printed a picture of Chris Pratt.
Speaker 3:A full color picture of Chris.
Speaker 1:Pratt's face. That was pretty fucking hilarious. You know he went to go print that and he's like I need a fucking picture of Chris Pratt for reasons. Print, print.
Speaker 2:Print man this.
Speaker 4:only this makes me wish that we still uploaded this video footage somewhere yeah, because none of you fuckers subscribe to the fans leave, which, by the way, we got an email from fans lee on our adhd after dark gmail typos everywhere. That's unfortunate.
Speaker 2:I mean, it makes sense you would expect, even in the headliner.
Speaker 4:They couldn't even spell summertime correctly. How'd they spell it they?
Speaker 2:spelled it without an r they spelled instead of a?
Speaker 3:u, they used two o's summertime, summertime, summertime jesus christ Sumer time, sumer time. Jesus Christ, sumer time.
Speaker 4:But I hate to say it. I mean on like fansly and only fans. You probably don't need to be the most grammatically correct.
Speaker 2:People aren't looking at the spelling. They're looking to see if you spell the words with the boots.
Speaker 3:That's like asking if you watched the first fucking ten minutes Right? Did you watch the girl steal the lemons or not?
Speaker 2:I actually did, because that's all we were shown yeah.
Speaker 4:I mean we weren't shown the rest of it, because that's when the porn starts. I forgot about that.
Speaker 1:You did yeah.
Speaker 3:You guys down for Doppler radar porn.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I'd rather watch the fucking Doppler radar, did you?
Speaker 2:say Doppler radar porn.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Let's see if that exists.
Speaker 4:Oh, it absolutely does, wouldn't surprise me if there was something.
Speaker 3:It's got to be more like another person, or shit.
Speaker 4:Right, that's what I was thinking.
Speaker 2:Okay, hang on Images All more like another person or shit. Right, that's what I was thinking. Okay, hang on images, all right. Uh, let's see, do I have safe search on or off?
Speaker 2:probably off how do I turn safe search? What's the thing I do again for that? Oh my god, safe search, oh it's off. Uh, fun fact it, it does take a while. The first thing and the first thing porn related on google search images. Um, when you search for doppler radar porn is a picture of a headline that says child porn. Oh, um, that's, that's not a good thing. That's the only thing that there's Donald Trump. Surprisingly, there is not any.
Speaker 3:It's an untapped market, guys.
Speaker 2:It's an untapped market Doppler, let me put Doppler weather. Oh, weather radar market Doppler, let me put Doppler weather weather. No, oh no. Local weather report.
Speaker 4:accidentally broadcast porn instead oh, that was like when that one government was having a Zoom meeting.
Speaker 2:Look at this picture Look at this picture. And put it in the ADHD after dark chat.
Speaker 1:Oh no, what did they do?
Speaker 2:They had up the weather and then on the other Monitor there's apparently just Porn in the background.
Speaker 4:You can see the blurred out part there oh no, oh no. Look at her face too, like she knows something's Up, but she's like trying not to draw Attention to it.
Speaker 1:She's like, hey, can we not have?
Speaker 2:porn Up. Let's see if I have video. Fucking cut to a commercial, she's like, hey, can we not have porn up? Let's see if I have video.
Speaker 1:I fucking told him Barry was a goddamn pervert.
Speaker 2:Wait, is there video for this? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I need to.
Speaker 1:What was that noise it?
Speaker 3:was King giving me the headbutts?
Speaker 2:Oh no, oh no, it's bad, it's not even fucking. Like Okay, like it's an accident, like, hey God, hey God, you guys all need to watch my screen right now. All right, hold on, let me know whenever you guys are all ready oh, what stream okay, I'm on that hold on, he's gotta get his comfort cat yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm there gotta get his what his comfort kitty.
Speaker 2:It's like not even fucking.
Speaker 4:This is fucking bad oh my god oh my god, how did nobody catch that how did nobody catch that? There's multiple people working at fucking work and nobody catch that? How did nobody catch that? Oh no, there's multiple people working at fucking work, nobody caught that.
Speaker 1:The media crew is fucking rambling in that moment.
Speaker 4:Who's Bluetooth in TV?
Speaker 3:Fuck, fuck, fuck fuck fuck, fuck.
Speaker 2:He's in the bathroom. Can you imagine watching your fucking local weather radar coverage and you're like it's going to be a little wet this weekend and it's that. That's the fucking video.
Speaker 4:That's sister porn right up there.
Speaker 2:I was not expecting it to be just like, oh okay.
Speaker 4:No, I wasn't expecting that either.
Speaker 2:I was expecting it to be like the opening of a porno with, like somebody just kind of naked. Not just like oh'm a not like this. I'm going to fucking be sleeping and you're going to start having sex with me while I'm asleep, and then I'll wake up and be okay with it. Porn, oh god. Well then. So I don't know that Doppler weather porn could compete with what I just watched there. That is, that is a blunder.
Speaker 3:It had weather and I guess it did have porn.
Speaker 4:Yeah, like it had everything Merck was asking about.
Speaker 3:I guess there was no Doppler. There was no Doppler or anything.
Speaker 4:I mean Doppler was used right.
Speaker 3:Something was going to get used, but I don't know if it was the Doppler at used right. Something was going to get used, but I don't know if it was the Doppler at that time.
Speaker 2:You know, somebody got fired for that, but that also means that somebody was using a work computer to watch porn In a computer that was hooked up to the media streaming thing, which probably isn't a very private computer. So that's whenever you go oops, wrong tab. I meant to show you the weather forecast, not what I'm actually watching while the news is happening. The reason nobody caught it is because the reason nobody caught it is because the dude was busy watching that video while they were streaming it.
Speaker 3:Oh, it's bad.
Speaker 4:When's our last episode of the season going to be, because I know we talked about that.
Speaker 3:It's only supposed to be the worst season ever, so I mean, this would be, this could cut it.
Speaker 2:I mean we could always try next week and then cut it for the year and then start back again in January. Give us some time to have stories and stuff built up, because it's only August. Yeah, I mean it's only August, which is why it's a little early like we could give you like a Halloween and a Christmas. It's only August, yeah, I mean, it's only August, which is why it's a little early, like we could easily, we could give you, like a Halloween and a Christmas, special Something like that.
Speaker 1:I feel like we at least owe a Halloween special, you know.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so we'll figure it out. I guess that means we're ending the podcast right now.
Speaker 1:I don't know, I just work here. You don't get paid. I don't know, I just work here.
Speaker 2:You don't get paid. You don't get paid. No, I'm the only one that gets paid because my credit card is the one that's being fucking charged. I guess this is goodbye, until next week maybe or until Halloween.
Speaker 4:Whatever we fucking feel like making another podcast chris pratt is switch gabagool.
