S3 E18: Weiner Weiner Weiner

Ever wondered how a bard with a magical beard would fare in Dungeons & Dragons? Or what happens when beard trims go hilariously wrong? Join us as we share some of our funniest personal grooming disasters and dive into the whimsical world of character creation. From a bard who strums his beard to battle tunes, to a demi fiend inspired by Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne, we've got some unique and humorous takes on D&D characters that will leave you laughing and inspired.

Feeling the heat from heavy coding sessions and debating the merits of various antiperspirants, we can't help but share our quirkiest personal hygiene stories. Ever had a ringworm scare from a questionable barber or wondered if salt lamps and sandpaper could solve your skin issues? We've got a bizarre but entertaining discussion lined up, complete with debates about sweating gnomes and the anatomy of sweat glands. Plus, we touch on some light-hearted banter about porn and physical attributes, showcasing our offbeat sense of humor and camaraderie.

From chaotic bottled water debates to nostalgic Digimon memories, our conversation is packed with entertaining anecdotes and off-the-wall humor. Whether it's sharing our preferences for brands like Dasani and LaCroix, reliving classic anime conventions, or playfully reenacting scenes from Mario and Popeye, there's never a dull moment. We also tackle everything from McDonald's new beverage-only chain to gaming favorites like Destiny 2 and Phasmophobia, wrapping it all up with a fun guessing game that keeps listeners engaged and laughing. Don't miss out on this rollercoaster of an episode!

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Chapters

• 0:04 Weiner Talk and Character Creation
• 12:39 Armpit Sweat and Personal Grooming
• 20:53 Anime Conventions and Comic Banter
• 38:23 Game Breaker Word Association
• 57:25 Lemon Stealing Whore Porno Scene
• 1:14:47 Government Hacking and Taco Bell Rants
• 1:31:30 The Chosen One Pep Talk
• 1:37:51 Sound Guessing Game Challenge

Transcript

Speaker 1 0:04

Wiener, wiener, wiener, wiener.

Speaker 3 0:07

Wiener, wiener, wiener, wiener, wiener, wiener, wiener, Wiener, wiener, wiener, wiener, wiener, winner, winner, winner, winner, winner, winner, winner, winner, winner, winner, winner, winner, winner, winner, winner, winner, winner, winner, winner, winner, winner winner winner winner, winner, winner, winner, winner, winner, winner winner winner, Weiner, weiner, weiner, Zeno's weiner

Speaker 1 0:46

in Murky's bum Weiner ass, weiner ass. This is the whole podcast. We're just going to sing weiner, weiner. The whole podcast.

Speaker 5 0:56

I got myself a new start working on Murky's album.

Speaker 1 0:59

Did you almost start singing weiner weiner at work today?

Speaker 6 1:02

I was.

Speaker 1 1:04

It's because you were drinking weiner. He was drinking wiener, wiener at work today I was, it's because you were drinking wiener he was drinking wieners yeah

Speaker 4 1:10

you were here. Oh, you are here look at his when did you?

Speaker 2 1:14

fucking shave today I don't yeah I don't know, I like the long beard I like I missed.

Speaker 1 1:20

I missed the beard already. No, it does make you look a lot younger. Though it does. It does make me look a lot younger, I don't know. I like the long beard. I missed the beard already.

Speaker 5 1:26

It does make you look a lot younger, though it does.

Speaker 2 1:28

It does make me look a lot younger. No, the thing that gave me the incentive to do it was I was working on a small project. So I was looking back through some old photos in one of our group chats and I came across that area of when I was traveling up north after my divorce and I was like I know I look a lot happier and healthier than those pictures, but that beard is kind of what I still have right now. That is not a good looking beard. So I was like you know what? We're going to trim it down and we're going to treat it right again.

Speaker 5 2:01

There you go, oh yeah.

Speaker 6 2:05

So last time I tried to trim my beard by myself, I ended up with this weird super short side. I've done that before. Biker thing, I remember that.

Speaker 5 2:16

I cut it off shortly after. I remember that I can imagine Jesse was very upset, quite.

Speaker 2 2:24

She liked the beard. She likes the beard.

Speaker 6 2:26

Yeah, quite, she liked the beard she likes the beard yeah he had to like almost sensation off and uh yeah, it got really, really short. That day there was no more beard, it was more closer to, if I thought he kept shaving some off.

Speaker 5 2:40

And then he'd like you're like hey, johnny, hey, look at this, let me know, this is uneven. I was like that's uneven dude. He's like, all right, all right, I'm gonna fix it. And then he shaved a little bit more. He's like what do you think? I was like I just I don't know, I don't know how you're trying to accomplish here? Yeah, and he was like shit he was. Finally he was like I'm just gonna have to fucking nix it all, man, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 3:04

I get that.

Speaker 5 3:05

I've been there Ground zero. I think he sent a snap or something to Dusty and she was like what the fuck have you done?

Speaker 1 3:14

He drank the winter.

Speaker 2 3:18

There was this period in high school where I was listening to Anthrax and I think it's their basis at that strip. So I wanted to do do that, except for my cousin saw me like when I was like two days into it and he was like we're going into the bathroom right now and you're shaving that shit off your face yeah, I think that's scott ian, I'm pretty sure yeah, I think, I think that's right yeah, big old long, fucking hell.

Speaker 6 3:42

Yeah. I was like, oh, that's right, yeah, big old long fucking Hell.

Speaker 2 3:45

Yeah, yeah, I was like, oh, that's cool, I can try that and no that never came into fruition.

Speaker 6 3:52

Oh my god, I just got an idea for a bard character from that.

Speaker 2 3:56

Oh, jeez, okay, let's hear it.

Speaker 6 3:59

He's not. His hands are going to be broken. He's got disfigured hands, but he grew out his beard and he uses magic to make his beard play his fucking guitar okay, okay.

Speaker 2 4:10

Well, I've also been concocting like a character if thalgu, so listeners, if you don't know, because I know we've talked about it before us, four are playing a curse of strahd campaign that's being dm'd by her good friend, matt man. It's also switch, who you heard in the podcast before, and uh, miles has recently joined I'm sorry, g millie. G millie has recently joined uh, but I am the bard character and I was playing a game recently and I was like you know what this character would actually make? A pretty decent D&D character. I would just have to think of how to make it work. So I would definitely.

Speaker 2 4:55

It would have to be a monk, because this character just throws haymakers, that's all he's known for, he just punches. But he would also need, like, animal handling because he recruits demons on his team. It's the demi fiend from shimogami tensei, uh three nocturne, because that's where pokemon kind of got a lot of its shit from, with monster collecting and the elements and typings going against each other. You can blame shimogami tensei and dragon quest for all that shit. But I was like, yeah, so he would need probably a little bit of ranger in there or something, just to get that animal handling so he can recruit and animals or demons or whatever. He'd probably have to be a tiefling, because you know the half demon shit Bunk, just so I can throw haymakers at uh, whisker Frost every now and then, whenever he's just being pissed off, just phew.

Speaker 1 5:53

But, yeah that was my idea there. What? Are you hating on Whisker Frost for.

Speaker 2 5:58

Because I feel like he wouldn't get along with Whisker Frost, you're probably not wrong.

Speaker 5 6:01

Everyone gets along with Whisker Frost.

Speaker 3 6:03

Well, not the one guy You're probably not wrong.

Speaker 1 6:07

Everyone gets along with Whisker Frost, well, well, not the one guy who got exploded underneath the car.

Speaker 5 6:11

I mean, that's detailed semantics.

Speaker 4 6:14

It wasn't really you, it wasn't really Whisker Frost it was your shadow.

Speaker 2 6:18

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 5 6:23

You were just kind of an accessory to murder in that situation. Yeah, you were just guilty by association, but it wasn't your fault.

Speaker 2 6:28

Once you're feeding your shadow, it's kind of like your pet. You need to feed it somehow. At least you're not this big, strong, buff guy who's afraid of a horse.

Speaker 5 6:39

See, I heard that that guy that your shadow ate was actually a dirty dope dealer, so selling the kids. Good, he was a kid, picked him up. I heard that that guy that you're shadowing was actually a dirty dope dealer Selling to kids. He was a kid you picked him up off the street.

Speaker 2 6:50

He was just somebody's kid. Yeah, see, he was somebody's kid, but he was probably an adult selling to children.

Speaker 5 7:00

He looked like a kid.

Speaker 1 7:02

Now he doesn't look like anything.

Speaker 2 7:04

That we're all aware of he kind of looked like pudding, I'm guessing, for like a kid.

Speaker 1 7:05

Now he doesn't look like anything that we're all aware of. He kind of looked like pudding.

Speaker 6 7:07

I'm guessing for like a second.

Speaker 2 7:08

Yeah, like blood pudding. All we know is that he got dragged into the shadow. We don't know what really happened.

Speaker 1 7:18

No, I have a very detailed description of what it looked like. He was a pile of bloody goop underneath the thing. I think Matman DM'd me some of the description of that and yeah, he didn't get pulled into the shadow dimension, he got eviscerated, he went through a fucking stunt grinder you ever see whenever Rick Sanchez goes into the chainsaw dimension by accident or something like that and like people Like you go through the portal and it just like explodes into blood and stuff.

Speaker 2 7:50

That's the reason I actually talk to women.

Speaker 1 7:52

That's. You can fucking shut your mouth. You only talk to one, so you need stupid.

Speaker 6 8:03

Coco's, so got to you guys. Guys talked to two of them. You still got your moms.

Speaker 1 8:07

Yeah, Jesus Christ, why don't you go drink some dick then, Murky so see mom counts as a woman.

Speaker 2 8:13

So women there's two. I have Shannon, my mom, that I talk to.

Speaker 1 8:20

So you didn't hear about the drinking dick comment that Murky made. Have you seen his name in Matman's Discord.

Speaker 2 8:28

In the Destiny server. I have not.

Speaker 1 8:31

Murky had a pretty good Freudian slip.

Speaker 6 8:34

Good old brain fart moment.

Speaker 2 8:37

Murky drinker of dicks okay.

Speaker 6 8:40

Yeah, so me and Switch had been playing PvP. I was drinking a bunch of milk and I was playing really well. Name a day where you're not drinking milk. I didn't drink milk today when I got home. I haven't drank any milk since I got home today.

Speaker 4 8:52

Yeah, it's my first alcoholic beverage. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 8:55

I'll ask for that for sure. But anyway, and I was playing really well, I was drinking all this milk and I accredited my playing well to drinking said Moo Juice. Then later on, I was being asked about how much milk I drank and I was trying to come out with. I was really good at Destiny when I was drinking a bunch of milk and for whatever reason it came out as I was really good when I was drinking a bunch of dick. Well, you were pissed off, for whatever reason it came out, as I was really good when I was drinking a bunch of dick and like, well, you were pissed off.

Speaker 1 9:27

You were so pissed off at this point because you were getting stomped on and you were just saying you shit on my dick, you fucking dick. So it was already on the brain and you just go. Yeah, I was doing so good earlier cause I was drinking a lot of dick and you said it with your whole fucking chest.

Speaker 6 9:42

Yeah, and I was just like I sat there for a second like yeah, yeah, I fucking said I'd drink a lot of dick. I drank all the dick today.

Speaker 1 9:50

Now I am the drinker of dicks it was a pretty good slip, it was really funny.

Speaker 2 9:57

When it happened, I immediately was like I immediately was like switch.

Speaker 1 10:01

Please tell me, you have that recorded for the sound clip, unfortunately. Unfortunately, he didn't. Oh, no, oh.

Speaker 5 10:12

Nope, nope. What was it?

Speaker 2 10:16

It was me. Wiener, wiener, wiener wiener wiener, wiener, wiener, my wiener, inside of xenos you know I have never truly given game of thrones like a thorough watch. I've watched the first three episodes as whole episodes and that's it. I've never gone past anything of that. So I know george rr martin is being a little cry baby right now about house of dragon because of one of the house insignias has an extra foot or something.

Speaker 2 10:58

Well, maybe he can come back to us when he finishes the book he's been writing for 10 years right yeah apparently he got on his blog and he had this like whole rant about it that that insignia was wrong, like I'm sure they'll edit it in post now like post post, but I don't know. I just feel like he's just, if he wants to fix it, be more involved or something. I don't know.

Speaker 2 11:27

And he's hinting at Elden Ring shit that he's supposed to be writing. Finish your big project first, dude. I get you have ADHD too, because you have the signs. But maybe finish the first project before you go on to the next project.

Speaker 5 11:42

Yeah, do it for the dopamine guy, do it for the dopamine guy.

Speaker 2 11:44

Do it for the dopamine. I get that who's wearing a pikachu shirt I am wearing a pikachu shirt a very nice pikachu shirt does it feel nice.

Speaker 1 11:55

It looks like feels nice, it's like a golf shirt oh, okay I feel nice hey, yo

Speaker 2 12:03

yeah, just oh oh we, we need some music here.

Speaker 5 12:08

Murky, big mouth sounds we know, we know, we know we know, we know look at that areola, areola, areola.

Speaker 3 12:19

It's really hard and I'm gonna flick it.

Speaker 6 12:33

Why are we the way that we are?

Armpit Sweat and Personal Grooming

Speaker 5 12:35

Undiagnosed autism.

Speaker 1 12:39

I had so much coding sweat today. I was like coding really hard and fast.

Speaker 2 12:44

How hard were you coding?

Speaker 1 12:46

at one point gaz was in the room and I was just like sitting there and there was sweat. I could feel it dripping down the my side and I'm like gaz, there's sweat dripping down my side and she's like why? Like what's going? I'm like I don't know, maybe I'm just too efficient and I'm just cold sweating, because I was absolutely drenched in the armpit area just from like you need some antiperspirant. I was wearing antiperspirant we were an antiperspirant or were you wearing?

Speaker 2 13:15

deodorant there's two different ones. I was wearing antiperspirant somehow I don't believe you. The deodorant is antiperspirant, deodorant ooh you don't believe you.

Speaker 6 13:25

I want a bank record showing.

Speaker 2 13:27

I want to see this deodorant. I want it to say antiperspirant on there. You know what? What?

Speaker 5 13:38

Are you using gooch deodorant?

Speaker 2 13:40

You know what? I bet you anything. He's using that fucking salt lamp rock deodorant shit it's just old spice yeah, that's what's wrong? It's old spice, old spice isn't good antiperspirant okay, it's terrible antiperspirant.

Speaker 6 13:55

It smells good yeah it does.

Speaker 2 13:57

It smells amazing fantastic you need to go with like degree or dove, because that anti perspirant actually works. I use Harry's.

Speaker 5 14:07

Harry's is pretty good. Arm and Hammer is great yeah, arm and Hammer is pretty good.

Speaker 2 14:12

I'm just going to start putting salt on my armpits no, yeah, well, you can do that bud you know at that point why not just use a cheese grater and just like grate off your skin so you don't sweat at all.

Speaker 1 14:29

Just get rid of those pores. I'll have a different kind of wet. I'll have a different kind of wet going on.

Speaker 5 14:33

Aren't there glands that control your sweat?

Speaker 2 14:36

No, no man, no, it's gnomes. Gnomes are in there and they control the sweat glands. Oh my God, it's a whole factory of gnomes inside of your skin. Duh.

Speaker 5 14:46

That makes sense, could you guys?

Speaker 4 14:48

stop being so productive.

Speaker 1 14:51

Please stop being so productive, thank you.

Speaker 2 14:53

Maybe you should get better anti-ghost breath.

Speaker 6 14:55

I used sandpaper to get rid of fucking ringworm, getting rid of skin. Yeah, if you had ringworm, you would take sandpaper and you'd fucking rub it really good and break it all open, and then I would take isopropyl alcohol and use it to kill said fungus.

Speaker 2 15:18

There's a certain type of anti-dandruff shampoo that could also just get rid of ring one too.

Speaker 2 15:26

I think crew will actually do it because I got ringworm from a barber once and I was, yeah, no, I had ringworm from a barber because he didn't properly clean his stuff. Yep, it was on my cheek because I remember it was the same one where coco was finally in like the friend group, like he was fresh in the friend group. I just got like beard cut, hair trim, dropped it in there, showed you boys. You boys gassed me up and then like later that day I just noticed this red thing on my cheek. Turned out it was ringworm because that motherfucker didn't clean his stuff. When I left a review on Google, he did whatever he could to try to get that review taken down because he didn't want people to know. Oh, I gave this guy ringworm.

Speaker 5 16:10

Yeah, naturally Is it still up on.

Speaker 1 16:14

Google.

Speaker 2 16:16

I don't know, it's been a while. It's been a while it's been a while, but yeah, fuck that guy.

Speaker 1 16:25

Yeah, fuck that guy yeah, fuck that guy fuck him fuck him fuck his wiener wiener wiener, wiener wiener he's wiener beating up the barber, wiener, wiener, wiener barber it's flopping on his up the barber Wiener, wiener, wiener, wiener, wiener, wiener barber, it's flopping on his barber pole.

Speaker 2 16:54

You expect there to be enough inches for it to flop? Yeah, you're generous.

Speaker 5 16:59

Yeah, everybody has a little flop.

Speaker 1 17:03

If we all jump up and down at the right frequency. We can play music Especially if we're naked.

Speaker 4 17:10

Xenos would be the bass we.

Speaker 1 17:14

If it hits, it's like it sounds like a sonic boom going off.

Speaker 2 17:20

Don't go out of the Sopranos.

Speaker 1 17:22

Yeah, who's got the snare? Who's got the most fucked up dick? Probably Marky Marky. You got a fucked up dick.

Speaker 6 17:32

I mean, shit probably dude.

Speaker 2 17:38

He's like, without being provided enough evidence, I'm assuming.

Speaker 5 17:43

You ever watch porn?

Speaker 4 17:44

I'm like wow, wow, my dick's fucked up I don't know if I've ever had that experience

Speaker 1 17:56

xeno watches porn and goes oh, that's normal. Yeah, for real.

Speaker 5 18:00

Asshole and like. I was just like why is everyone like fucking pornos, have huge dicks and stuff? I'm like this looks kind of normal, Like I don't get it. But then I met you guys.

Speaker 6 18:18

Fuck you. Baby Zeno gets mad at the porn because the guys have way too small of dicks yeah, it's like when you're watching porn you want to have a big. I can't watch this little dick. Fucking bitch. Fuck this girl.

Speaker 5 18:35

I can't get my rocks off of this is this fucking micro penis porn MVP is that when he switches over to hentai for the like cartoonishly big ones.

Speaker 6 18:48

The ones guys have to carry around like flopping wheelbarrow.

Speaker 2 18:52

Also like your food of porns.

Speaker 6 18:54

Yeah.

Speaker 2 18:55

Bainey girthy.

Speaker 5 18:58

Bainey girthy.

Speaker 1 19:00

Floppy wiener.

Speaker 2 19:01

Floppy wiener Wiener, wiener, wiener.

Speaker 5 19:09

Um, I feel like Switch has a decent looking wiener, floppy wiener um, I feel like switch has a decent looking wiener. That's been confirmed.

Speaker 2 19:13

That is true. Lena has confirmed, oh, but also krista has confirmed that maybe yours isn't that big when did this happen?

Speaker 6 19:22

no, she confirmed that it is huge and said that we should all thank him every day for not ruining our way of life with this giant.

Speaker 2 19:27

She keeps flip-flopping it though, because at first she said it was not big and then she was like yeah, you know, it's all right, it was in the shadowverse chat well, maybe she just got used to it and that that is a possibility.

Speaker 5 19:39

It's just becoming normal now. Didn't confirm it was large. And then she was like, actually, like you could use it to chop people in half every day, every joke you guys ever make about how big it is.

Speaker 6 19:51

You're right, but it's bigger. That's literally what she said. That's very funny. He could bring a normal-sized human being in half with it, and we should all thank him for not fucking destroying us every day when it gets erected.

Speaker 2 20:08

You just hear that slide whistle happening. Jesus Christ that'd be pretty funny you know, I wonder if, like in the future, when we can have body mods, of clowns would do that. I don't want to think about that do you think they would like women like female clowns would install like honks in their breasts at that point?

Anime Conventions and Comic Banter

Speaker 1 20:37

all I could imagine. Yes, two clowns having sex now and it's the fucking, the guy, it just goes and then it's just like as they're fucking having sex and he grabs her hand, he grabs her titties and he's like hold on, babe.

Speaker 2 20:53

Before we start, let me put on some ambience. Dun dun, dun, dun, dun dun. Oh no, I've created a canon event for murky. He's now gonna look up clown porn.

Speaker 6 21:04

I have to do door stuff, oh no, oh no. I've created a candid event for murky. He's now gonna look up clown porn.

Speaker 5 21:05

I have to do door stuff, oh no oh no oh, you're dicking my ass oh my god, this guy's name is the sunny dryer of tongues you know, shannon actually does like theani, if memory serves correctly.

Speaker 2 21:23

Why, I don't know.

Speaker 5 21:27

It's like the worst thing that Coke products ever put out.

Speaker 2 21:31

I just I think it's because of the filter they use. People don't really care for Dasani. I think Dasani's a little on the sweeter side myself. Again, I think it's because of their filter.

Speaker 6 21:45

Dasani tastes like harbor going down so you're in a desert.

Speaker 2 21:51

You are dying of thirst. You're probably a day away from dying of dehydration. There is a fresh, cold bottle of dasani. You're not drinking it oh no, I drink.

Speaker 6 22:00

Then okay if I but if I walk into a gas station where I have a big option pool of waters, probably in the bottom five of all those options is Dasan.

Speaker 2 22:13

Gotcha.

Speaker 5 22:16

I drink it if that's all there is, but it's never my first choice.

Speaker 2 22:21

What's your guys' opinion on LaCroix then?

Speaker 5 22:24

I don't like LaCroix. Have you ever?

Speaker 2 22:27

tried Waterloo.

Speaker 5 22:29

I have tried Waterloo.

Speaker 2 22:30

I don't care for that Waterloo is like ten times better in my opinion than LaCroix.

Speaker 6 22:38

I thought it was better. I still didn't like it, but I thought it was better than LaCroix.

Speaker 5 22:42

That's fine. I don't like carbonated water. It just fucks with my autism.

Speaker 2 22:50

When I had to give a pop but I wanted something fizzy, that was like the alternative.

Speaker 5 22:55

Yeah, that makes sense. I do like liquid deaths.

Speaker 2 23:01

I haven't had enough liquid death.

Speaker 5 23:02

It is really good. I actually really like liquid deaths.

Speaker 6 23:05

Death. Yeah, but it's not carbonated. Yeah, it is. Oh, they have a carbonated one, they have carbonated one. I haven't tried their carbonated one.

Speaker 2 23:12

I was like their normal water is fucking fire have y'all seen the commercial that Ozzy Osbourne did for Liquid Death? No, uh, uh. So they came out with like this powder stuff that you can like mix in your water to have like flavored water. And it's these two guys that just like poured in their like water mugs, whatever. And ozzy just comes up in a limo and he's like don't you be snorting that stuff? And then he's like explaining all these different ways that you can like do drugs and overdose on them, and these guys are like what, uh, hold on, I'll have to find it, drop it in the adhd after dark. That's wild, but it's.

Speaker 6 23:56

It's genuinely funny you know what were we talking about this week. You're like, oh, we gotta fucking save this for the podcast that I can't remember fuck, I remember you brought something up too yeah, there was something um, it was the um fucking. I know one thing was like drinker of dicks, but yeah, I said that was only gonna be a 30 second thing.

Speaker 2 24:22

It's so stupid and it turned out to be a 45 second thing.

Speaker 5 24:25

Oh damn, um, it was the whole dumpling conversation no, that was like from last week yeah, we've.

Speaker 2 24:34

We've already had that conversation. Uh, so here's the liquid death ozzy osbourne commercial. We turn up the volume, it's going to be speaking.

Speaker 6 24:46

Hey, hey, no way. Ozzy Osbourne Death dust Take it from me.

Speaker 2 24:52

Don't snort that stuff. We weren't planning on snorting it.

Speaker 5 24:55

Yeah, we're going to mix it with water and hydrate. It's got electrolytes which your body needs. Yeah, it's delicious.

Speaker 3 25:00

Whatever you do, don't try free-breezing it. Free what Whatever?

Speaker 6 25:04

you do, don't try freebasing it Free what? And never, ever inject it.

Speaker 3 25:06

And don't even think about boofing it. Boofing it, you know what are you? Sticking it in.

Speaker 5 25:19

That is pretty good.

Speaker 2 25:21

And then he just drives away. I love it. So yeah, I love it, it fits him.

Speaker 5 25:27

That's pretty funny.

Speaker 2 25:29

Boofing it, you know, will you stick it up, y'all Stick it up your yeah.

Speaker 6 25:38

Stick it up your yeah.

Speaker 4 25:39

Oh, you're dicking my ass, I'll just dip my own ass.

Speaker 5 25:42

Why'd you do?

Speaker 6 25:43

that, oh my God, drugs, drugs.

Speaker 1 25:46

Drugs, drugs. You good there, marky.

Speaker 2 25:51

I don't know if he is good, I think he's having a slow meltdown His face is red, everything's fine.

Speaker 1 26:00

You sure about that?

Speaker 6 26:01

You burned yourself today welding from the light. That was days ago.

Speaker 1 26:05

Oh, that was days ago Days ago.

Speaker 6 26:08

Yeah, and it still looks like that.

Speaker 2 26:11

Oh, what if it's permanent? Now?

Speaker 1 26:13

It is, yeah, it's permanent now.

Speaker 2 26:15

What if you basically tattooed yourself?

Speaker 6 26:18

Then I'll do the other arm and I won't wear gloves, and then I'll have to do more of this arm. Oh, it'll be fine. Hey, who wants to drive super drunk me to indianapolis when, in a couple weeks on, like a saturday night, why? Uh? Legends of avantris will be there and they're doing a one shot from 11 pm to 2 am.

Speaker 2 26:41

Is that the one with uh chuckles the clown? Yes, okay, I know the group you're talking about. I've heard good things about them.

Speaker 6 26:48

I haven't listened to them though it's they have good content and they have a shitload of content that's what I see.

Speaker 2 26:54

I see they have like a different shit, like campaign, every season they have multiple fucking campaigns going on because they're always doing like a different system every time it looks like, because I know they did root. Root was one of the ones that they did.

Speaker 6 27:08

I know they did dnd they've done prime, they've done root. Um, they do have a female led strad that I haven't listened to because I I've avoided all strad content up to this point. Um, but all their other stuff they have once upon a witch light with 55 episodes, and I'd say they all average on youtube two and a half hours, some longer, some maybe a little shorter. Um, they have icebound, which is a hardcore survival.

Speaker 2 27:45

I just know those guys laugh a lot every time that I hear like one of their shorts they are very funny.

Speaker 6 27:53

They are very funny are they very funny?

Speaker 1 27:58

they are very funny, very funny weiner weiner, weiner weiner, weiner weiner?

Speaker 5 28:06

are they at a con or something?

Speaker 2 28:08

yeah, they're gonna be a gen con, gen con ah, coco and I were at that last year, you're gonna get a gen con good luck affording that ticket, murky

Speaker 6 28:16

yeah, those tickets are pricey baby, oh, I would imagine so like if they weren't so pricey.

Speaker 2 28:24

I feel like Shannon and I would go again, because the merch booths there are finesse. However those tickets be pricey right like the only time it's really worth going if you want to just get, merch is on Sunday.

Speaker 6 28:45

Sunday it's only like 18 bucks to get yes, the cheapest tickets.

Speaker 2 28:49

You're basically going in there to just get stuff right, but it was fun time. I enjoyed it. But this weekend, tomorrow, yet tomorrow, coco is coming up and not tomorrow today uh, we're gonna be going to doki doke con and be weeaboos. So who wants to put money down on a bet of what anime merch is coco going to buy? Is he going to get Naruto stuff? Is he going to be getting Fullmetal Alchemist stuff?

Speaker 5 29:32

What do we think he's going to get my Hero stuff?

Speaker 2 29:37

Isn't that what he's currently watching? Coco, Are you currently watching that?

Speaker 1 29:40

Yeah, yeah, I'm currently watching my Hero.

Speaker 2 29:45

How far along are you with Naruto, though? Did you? I'm done, you're done. Did you watch Boruto? Yes oh damn, okay, I didn't know you were that far along. I know you finished Full Metal oh yeah, that's. That was easy to finish yeah, it's like Brotherhood's really easy to digest especially on episode four, where they introduced you to the lady and the dog and then at the end of the episode, they're one, yeah. Fuck, shout Tucker.

Speaker 1 30:21

Edward.

Speaker 2 30:23

Traumatized his generation. Let's be honest, edward, you know what you are given 1 million dollars to beat up any anime character. Who are you fighting? You get 1 million dollars to beat up any anime character like, you have to do, you have to win you have to win and they basically you have to win, you have to win and they basically have to be put six feet underground. Once you're done with them, they have to be out see we're talking about.

Speaker 1 30:59

Like I have to win. That's the problem in the anime, correct? I'm gonna fucking beat the shit out of I'm gonna beat the shit out of Ash Ketchum okay all I gotta say is he's the one I gotta beat.

Speaker 6 31:12

He's gonna tell us his secrets do you know how fucking buff he is?

Speaker 2 31:17

do you know the Pokemon he holds? That is basically the weight of a truck. Ash Ketchum is built different.

Speaker 1 31:23

You are going to die. No, that is basically the weight of a truck. Yeah, but that also implies I can hold them in that universe.

Speaker 2 31:26

You are going to die.

Speaker 1 31:28

No, yes.

Speaker 4 31:30

I would have to.

Speaker 1 31:31

If I got transferred into that universe, the laws of physics would change, and if he got transferred out here, the laws of physics would also change.

Speaker 2 31:40

I don't know, man, I don't know. I feel like Ash Ketchum is just a really strong fucking kid.

Speaker 5 31:46

I'm just going to go in there with a Palsphere and catch him. No fair, I'm gonna fight. What's his name, fucking Go?

Speaker 2 31:56

Oh, yeah, yeah yeah, yeah. He kind of deserves it. I was gonna fight someone for Pokebobby Giovanni.

Speaker 6 32:04

I feel like.

Speaker 5 32:05

Giovanni would whoop your ass One on one.

Speaker 1 32:09

Me versus him In a fair fight, beating his ass. You know what?

Speaker 6 32:14

happens when a 10 year old summons his Pokemon Go over and punch the fucking kid in the face and I bet he leaves.

Speaker 2 32:23

I was going to go with Hamtaro but the fuck is that I forgot about that was an option. Yeah, he's a fucking hamster, like even in our universe. In his universe he's abiding by hamster logic. All I gotta do is chuck that thing and I win you would do that I would absolutely chuck a hamster for a million dollars.

Speaker 5 32:45

You kidding me I don't think I could do it. Guess you could, I don't know yeah, you could.

Speaker 1 32:52

If somebody handed you a hand, a hamster, and said this case has a million dollars, and they showed it to you, you absolutely would I really don't know if I just out of that answer gronkowski football spot instant all the way up top as hard as I can do you ever see the ad?

Speaker 1 33:13

I can't remember where I saw this at, but it was like an ad of like this guy finished. I don't remember what it was for, but this guy finished the flooring and thought he had left. A't remember what it was for, but like this guy finished the flooring and uh thought he had like left like a tool underneath it. Oh yeah, that's non-smoking commercial and they're like, and he's like trying to stomp it and shit like that.

Speaker 1 33:35

And he thought it was, he thought it was just like a cigarette or something. And the fucking kid goes mom, have you seen my hamster? And he fucking looks back down and there's a blood splat coming through the fucking floor.

Speaker 5 33:48

That shit was awful. Those commercials were made different back then, right.

Speaker 1 33:56

So is Tenacious D breaking up.

Speaker 5 33:58

Yeah, they did break up. I think so yeah.

Speaker 2 34:00

I think it's like Kyle Gass was fired by like the whatever agency or yeah I think, like jack black, did do the smart thing to try to protect his career there. But if you've ever listened to kyle gas during interviews, I'm also not surprised that he said that makes sense.

Speaker 1 34:23

Murky and xeno, you were guys, you guys were going to get tickets to go see them. Not surprised that he said that Makes sense. Murky and Zeno, you guys were going to get tickets to go see them, weren't you?

Speaker 6 34:31

I love Tenacious D.

Speaker 5 34:33

Yeah, me too.

Speaker 2 34:34

I'm kind of sad that you know there's a reason I sing, fuck her gently most times when I do karaoke Most.

Speaker 1 34:42

I thought you were going to say when you were having sex, but played a background on repeat karaoke. Most I thought you were going to say when you were having sex, but play the background on repeat.

Speaker 6 34:48

He doesn't have. I burned a CD he doesn't have for 60 minutes. What's that?

Speaker 1 34:55

yeah, what's sex people have that? Yeah, I wouldn't know.

Speaker 2 34:59

I do, I do, that's what you said like I do oh, you give me, I'm Z, I'm in the honeymoon phase oh, also Murky. Do you notice how much Zeno is talking while playing Destiny?

Speaker 1 35:15

do you notice how that like?

Speaker 6 35:18

this entire time he's a dog shit liar.

Speaker 4 35:23

He's obviously we know, we know he's a dog shit liar. He's a dog shit liar.

Speaker 1 35:25

He's obviously tricked you guys into believing in his farts. We know we need her. We know we need her. Zena, look up just a little bit more so we can see the reflection. Yeah, yeah, there's some Destiny gameplay in that. You can see it. You can see it in his fucking glasses, bro Grabbed by Coke he can't lie. We know we need her. What?

Speaker 2 35:43

is Murky Haven. What, what's Murky Haven? Is it Captain Coke? Oh yeah, captain Coke.

Speaker 5 35:51

Okay, captain Coke Zero. Drink of a gentleman. Yeah, coke Zero.

Speaker 1 35:56

Gotta lose them pounds.

Speaker 6 35:59

Yep, we're gonna start going back to the gym because I am not gonna look like a fucking slob at my wedding let's be real we're both gonna look like slobs, no matter how much we try oh dude. Well, I guess maybe Coco hasn't ever seen like Zeno has, where I always get tired of looking like shit and then for like three weeks just get cut up and then look really good after that, but then I'll get fat again because I'll get satisfied.

Speaker 5 36:31

It's a vicious cycle, sounds awful chicken and rice for every meal for like three weeks yeah, I'll go from like right now.

Speaker 6 36:38

I'm like walking around like 2.30. You're not going to be able to drink like 10 gallons of milk a week, or shit. If you work out hard enough, you can eat, or drink whatever the fuck you want I don't know that you can work out enough to burn a gallon of milk a day no, you absolutely could.

Speaker 2 36:58

I don't know. I mean, you can try, you can document it.

Speaker 6 37:04

I don't know about documentary, I think you should do another.

Speaker 5 37:07

Um, documentary is like supersize me, except don't let it come out that you were an alcoholic and a drunk remember whenever McDonald's had supersized meals.

Speaker 6 37:22

I wish they still did.

Speaker 5 37:24

I don't.

Speaker 2 37:27

Shit. I'm not buying McDonald's anytime soon. That shit's expensive right now.

Speaker 1 37:31

If you got a supersized meal today at McDonald's. It should be like $15.

Speaker 5 37:36

Did you know our small is a large, like in London.

Speaker 1 37:42

I heard about that.

Speaker 5 37:44

In Australiaia I also know that near you in chicago is, uh fucking international mcdonald's are we talking about the, the drink? Thing, or whatever or no, like there's a mcdonald's in chicago, that's an international mcdonald's, so you can go there and order anything that is served at any McDonald's international.

Speaker 1 38:06

Is that in like downtown Chicago? Yeah, yeah, I'm not driving to fucking Chicago for McDonald's.

Speaker 5 38:11

I'm doing it Right.

Speaker 1 38:12

I mean okay.

Speaker 5 38:15

I'm taking you with me.

Speaker 1 38:16

Okay, there's a Well as long as he's not driving.

Speaker 2 38:20

I mean, that was his rule.

Speaker 1 38:23

There's another thing that McDonaldcdonald's is is doing. It's like a beverage thing or whatever. I can't remember what it's called um, but it's like the it's like a cat fucking whatever.

Speaker 6 38:34

No, no, no, no.

Speaker 1 38:35

It's like a separate restaurant chain, like the first one ever was put in near me. But it's like, oh, what's it called? It's like mix, mix something.

Speaker 1 38:45

It's like cosmics, cosmics cosmics yeah, that drink specifically and it's literally you there's no inside and you just go in, you just go into the drive-thru and it's just, it looks like a toll booth with how many lanes they have for this drive-thru and then, like you're told, you pay for it and then then the drive-thru is like all right, your order is ready, and then you drive around and get it and it's just like a mcdonald's.

Speaker 5 39:09

That's just a bunch of beverages what kind of beverages can you get there? You get like a ton fucking boba tea.

Speaker 1 39:17

You can get refreshers and you can get anything you could at mcdonald's if you really wanted to.

Speaker 2 39:22

But just think of a really yossified cafe version of McDonald's without food, and that's kind of what you're getting.

Speaker 1 39:34

Switch is typing in Destiny chat wiener, wiener, wiener, wiener wiener Switch has a huge wiener and it's in my face wiener, wien, huge wiener and it's in my face wiener, wiener nice and soft, non-erect wiener, floppy, wiener, floppy wiener. He's playing chain together. There he is. How was that game, by the way?

Speaker 2 40:06

It's fun, except for I think Xeno got annoyed with me.

Speaker 1 40:09

It's fair, xeno gets annoyed with me when I play Destiny 2, so I understand the feeling. I don't get annoyed.

Speaker 2 40:13

He doesn't get annoyed with you with Destiny. You would know if he's getting annoyed with you with Destiny.

Speaker 1 40:17

Switch is playing Phasmophobia Interesting.

Speaker 5 40:20

Phasmophobia Interesting Wiener Wiener, wiener Weiner.

Speaker 2 40:24

Weiner, Weiner, Weiner, Weiner.

Speaker 1 40:27

So this episode is just going to be titled Weiner, or whatever.

Speaker 6 40:31

Weiner absolutely Nino's Weiner getting shown on the podcast.

Speaker 1 40:38

I'll play with you after we're done with the podcast switch.

Speaker 2 40:42

No, he won't. He's going to forget about you entirely.

Speaker 1 40:46

Unlike Zeno, I can't play and talk at the same time, at least. I can admit that fact, unlike somebody in this room.

Speaker 5 40:54

Yeah, hey, how dare they.

Speaker 1 40:57

Yeah, how much dressing did you put on the salad Creamy ranch?

Speaker 6 41:04

No, what you asked me was how much ranch did you put on your salad?

Speaker 1 41:09

I literally just said creamy french. So technically I just corrected you to what point you only corrected me on, like the last part of what I said. What, what part do you think you corrected me on?

Speaker 6 41:24

I was super right and you're wrong because you're dumb he literally said the exact same thing that I said right obviously you're stupid pay for education for. Nothing.

Speaker 1 41:35

I think you're dumb as shit. Oh yeah, how about that?

Speaker 2 41:40

fight me dumb joke's on you.

Speaker 6 41:41

I am fight me, dumb boy, I didn't have to go get a college degree to prove I was dumb. I didn't. Instead, you go get a college degree to prove I was dumb instead, you dropped out before you could get up oh shit we know, we ain't.

Speaker 2 41:59

We know, we ain't. Jesus Christ he can't help you now, oh my murky's playing phasmophobia. I believe it. He looks the type.

Speaker 1 42:15

I'm just gonna play this randomly when you're playing.

Speaker 5 42:20

I love him.

Speaker 6 42:22

That sounds about right why does phasmophobia look like dog shit right now?

Speaker 1 42:29

I don't think that phasmophobia ever looked that great to be quite honest, a lot of its assets but uh when I was out of power for okay the hell. Divers are coming to restore your power right?

Speaker 2 42:51

well, I mean, I obviously have it back because you know otherwise I wouldn't be here. But I got bored and I decided to make more that game breaker ideas and actually wrote out stuff to actually do for some ideas, for that that shit where Coco couldn't win uh-huh and actually made one where coco actually probably could win if he figured out what the rule was quick enough I like how the I like how this sounds like.

Speaker 1 43:20

Uh, I can never win. Is the goal of this game changer thing.

Speaker 2 43:23

Oh, like the thing is is just the first one was coco couldn't win. That, that was the rule of the game. No matter what you did, you lost. But all these other ones, I have different ideas so when are we playing the next one?

Speaker 1 43:39

I don't know whenever you guys want you don't have any set up right now though I do actually oh, jesus christ, we know we know.

Speaker 2 43:46

Here's the thing you fucking doubt the dude who's possibly autistic and enjoys hosting you fucking little faith. I've got a lot of stuff to talk about to be could be quite honest yeah, unless you know or murky, have anything that's.

Speaker 1 44:03

Oh no, did you just think of something?

Speaker 5 44:04

no, he's playing pasmophobic no I'm fucking something. No, he's playing Phasmophobia. No, Switch is messaging.

Speaker 6 44:10

He's just messaging me in fucking Steam chat.

Speaker 3 44:16

Wiener, Wiener, Wiener.

Speaker 6 44:18

So he keeps digging and I look down and it just says Wiener a bunch, yeah, baby, yeah, yeah, beautiful yeah yeah, beautiful wiener wiener, wiener, wiener

Speaker 2 44:36

wiener wiener, wiener wiener which is also messaging me wiener, wiener switch.

Speaker 5 44:46

You have to add all the stuff. My season pass says I have something that's not collected, but I have everything collected are you sure about that?

Speaker 2 44:57

have you tried hard enough? I think you're blind yeah, I would have to agree could be.

Speaker 5 45:03

It's very possible.

Speaker 2 45:05

I think you need to get your eyes checked again.

Speaker 5 45:08

I think you're right.

Speaker 2 45:10

Of course I'm right.

Speaker 5 45:12

Can you check them for me?

Speaker 2 45:14

Of course I would do anything to look into those eyes again.

Speaker 5 45:17

God yeah.

Speaker 1 45:20

I'm burnt up.

Speaker 5 45:22

Yeah, take your shirt off.

Speaker 1 45:23

I'm burnt up.

Speaker 5 45:26

Oh God it's so hard I farted. Do we like that?

Speaker 6 45:29

sometimes I'm so hard I farted and do we like that sometimes I'm so hard I farted oh, geez, wow, that's gonna be cocoa after I feed him milk and magnesium later.

Speaker 5 45:45

Oh no, you're gonna do that tomorrow?

Speaker 2 45:47

uh, absolutely, but what do you think? The first thing I'm going to do, he's gonna walk into my apartment you know what Lil has already said that he's gonna shit in my toilet for calling him stinky. I was like he's coming in August, I know that much remember the day that you said you wanted to go tubing.

Speaker 5 46:07

Yeah, that's the day that you said you wanted to go tubing. You know, yeah, that's the day.

Speaker 2 46:10

Yeah, some bullshit anyways, welcome back to game breaker hosted by yours truly eden directs. So we, you boys, know the rule of this particular game, right, yes, yes, of this particular game, right, yes, yes, be honest what this one no. I don't this game that we're going to be playing right now, I don't know the rule.

Speaker 4 46:37

Do you know the rule? No, no, no, that was last week.

Speaker 2 46:42

We have a completely new rule now, so you do not get to know the rules. Only the host knows what the main rule is. Our players have no idea what game or games they're about to play. The only way to learn is by playing, and the only way to win is by learning. So no need to hit that buzzer. So, xeno, you can safely keep playing your game. Unless stated otherwise, our turn order is going to be Zeno. Then Coco Murky Rince repeats.

Speaker 1 47:11

Woo.

Speaker 2 47:12

All right, are we ready?

Speaker 5 47:14

Yeah, yeah All right. Yeah Horse Cock.

Speaker 2 47:22

No point given. Yeah, coco.

Speaker 1 47:25

Pig Animal.

Speaker 2 47:28

No point given christ perky cat tail? No point given zeno dog dog. Sorry, no point. Coco duck, that's a point for Coco, coco oh.

Speaker 5 47:58

I almost, I almost wuffed.

Speaker 2 48:05

Murky crow no, no, that is a point for murky little bunny no what no, what Never had a little bunny with llama.

Speaker 4 48:28

No.

Speaker 2 48:30

Just me.

Speaker 6 48:32

Coco Machinga, you or me, that's a point, for Coco Murky casting a rod uh good, good fucking luck do you want to hear me beat my dick under the table or?

Speaker 4 48:59

you just go I'll take that.

Speaker 6 49:03

I'll take that yeah, yeah, you got that line. When it comes off, what?

Speaker 2 49:10

zeno ps5 turning on.

Speaker 3 49:12

That's what good pussy smells like I would have just turned mine on, oh no I'll take it.

Speaker 2 49:18

I'll take it coco mario jump it's a little more yoshi yeah, I'm not gonna give you the point for that one, I'm sorry damn shame uh, murky sonic ring. It was close. It was close, I will give you the point. All right, xeno potion sound effect in kingdom hearts. I'll actually take that. It was close. It was close, I will give you the point.

Speaker 1 49:54

Alright, xeno Potion sound effect in Kingdom Hearts. I don't think that's the sound it makes.

Speaker 5 49:56

Yeah.

Speaker 2 49:58

I'm ashamed Coco Glass shattering.

Speaker 1 50:04

Is it bad if I thought about finding a piece of glass and just breaking it the first?

Speaker 6 50:08

thing I reached for was this glass.

Speaker 1 50:13

I don't know, I can't make a glass shattering sound you should cut immediately into the Stone Cold Steve Austin theme song.

Speaker 5 50:19

That's what I was thinking.

Speaker 2 50:25

Perky reuse signature move.

Speaker 3 50:28

Hadouken.

Speaker 5 50:32

God damn, that was good, that was really good. Give him two points.

Speaker 3 50:36

Alright.

Speaker 5 50:40

Now give me three points, zeno.

Speaker 2 50:44

A falling down sound and punch out, I'll take it. I'll take it. That is close enough. Coco typing on a keyboard hang on. I'll take it also, I'll take it also opening a package from Amazon just looking for an Amazon.

Speaker 4 51:25

I can't hear fuck hmm, what else can I make sounds with in here?

Speaker 6 51:30

I can't hear fuck um. Hmm, what else can I make sounds with in here?

Speaker 5 51:33

I know what you can do instead. Oh, there's the dildo I ordered, not that good in here no, it's not coming through

Speaker 2 51:44

damn it no point for murky no point cycling back. No, it's not coming through, damn it. No point for murky. No point Cycling back. Zeno and Coco a couple on their first date.

Speaker 5 51:56

So you do coding, then yeah, yeah, I do.

Speaker 1 52:01

Do you want me to show you some code?

Speaker 5 52:04

I can hack the government with it. Only if you don't get super sweaty actually I will get really sweaty okay, okay, I'm gonna give you both a point for that one.

Speaker 2 52:22

Coco and murky training a guy for the final battle, only to realize they're not the chosen one from the prophecy.

Speaker 4 52:31

Go go.

Speaker 6 52:32

You ready to fucking finish this? Are you ready to finish this story? Have you completed all your?

Speaker 5 52:39

side quests. They've broken down the third wall.

Speaker 1 52:42

Aren't we training somebody. Are you training me, or are we supposed to be training somebody else? I trained you what you trained the wrong person. What do you mean? Oh fuck.

Speaker 6 52:53

You haven't bedded a hundred virgins, no.

Speaker 3 52:58

Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh shit, oh no, All right, all right.

Speaker 5 53:05

Let's see if the Chosen guy is actually just selling pasta somewhere I thought you guys were supposed to be training the chosen one, not coco, being the chosen one, I just rolled with it.

Speaker 1 53:15

To be fair, he trained the wrong guy, he's the chosen one I mean all right

Speaker 2 53:24

murky and zeno, an ant trying to tell his colony about the food he just found bro, there was a fucking big ass oreo over there, fucking never seen anything.

Speaker 5 53:35

Dude, it was like bigger than the fucking queen herself, fucking months ant colony 200 000 strong.

Speaker 6 53:44

We must move now, every one of us. We must go to the Oreo fountain and claim what is rightfully ours, before the Beatles and the other bullshit get there, the Beatles and the other bullshit. King, king Shmebulok.

Speaker 5 54:01

Hey, we have no king. We have no king, you're the king.

Speaker 6 54:03

Shut the fuck up. You found the Oreo. You're the king now.

Speaker 5 54:06

You're fucking her. Right, you stupid fuck. You're the king. Shut the fuck up. You found the Oreo. There was no king. You stupid fuck. You got the biggest dick. You're fucking her.

Speaker 3 54:11

That doesn't mean I'm a king, to the Oreo, to the Oreo Point to both of you, point to both of you Xeno, zapdos, zapdos.

Speaker 1 54:25

Yeah, I don't think that was the correct thing.

Speaker 5 54:31

Make it sound. Sound you motherfucker?

Speaker 2 54:34

uh, good luck making this cry it's from gen one, idiot you know what I'm actually going to give you the point? Yeah, that's from pokemon the first movie. Fucking watch it, bitch so what we were looking for oh, hang on, I gotta unmute the stream hold on. Let me know when you're ready I'm good, all right okay, that was perfect, that was perfect yes, the fact that you screamed. I was like he got it he got it.

Speaker 1 55:20

Let's fucking go oh jeez, that was good fuck you, bitches wow no, no, you're done, you're done.

Speaker 2 55:31

Coco hentai. Okay, you know what point for Coco.

Speaker 1 55:39

You were really close there no way, let's give you the point, no way I was closer than Zeno hold on.

Speaker 2 55:46

Let me skip forward a little bit here, because he really doesn't make his noise until after he gets attacked by misdreavus which, by the way, check out gamebo, where we have misdreavus in our recent let's play uh, pokemon coliseum. All right, here we go. You were close. You just make some weird guttural noises yeah alright, uh, next for murky.

Speaker 4 56:17

He's gonna give me something you're done cloaking give it to me

Speaker 2 56:28

dad, you're the chosen one points to murky because he noticed this was from pokemon 2000 and this one speaks yep, that was good shit, good shit so what were you looking for?

Speaker 3 56:49

I could use pants.

Speaker 4 56:52

I could use pants.

Speaker 6 56:55

So this Articudo is really fucking shit up for me right now All right Zeno.

Speaker 5 57:04

I don't know. He talks like a human. I don't know what he sounds like, though I'm Gabumon.

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Speaker 2 57:11

That's not Gabumon dude, I'm Gabumon. I don't know. I almost would have given you the point, but you said the wrong name because you were close. You were shockingly close. This is Gilmon Gilmon I have a feeling. This is more what we were looking for you've got to stay out of trouble you can't keep casting things and knocking stuff over.

Speaker 2 57:47

So yes, that's gilman, who's also voiced by the same dude who does like a ton of anime voices. Um shit, what's his name? He was in mass effect. He's the main character of um cowboy bebop. I can't think of the dude's name. He's done a lot of stuff, though.

Speaker 1 58:07

DeVault would be sad.

Speaker 2 58:09

Yes, he would no. Enough of you Coco.

Speaker 1 58:19

Fuck, if I know, I don't even know what this one's called.

Speaker 2 58:24

This one's actually Gabumon.

Speaker 1 58:26

This is Gabumon. I don't know Gabumon.

Speaker 3 58:28

I is.

Speaker 1 58:28

Gabumon? I don't know, this is Gabumon, gabumon. I have fucking no idea.

Speaker 2 58:34

So what we were actually looking for. You don't own this footage.

Speaker 1 58:48

So are we going to get copyright strict for this?

Speaker 6 58:50

most likely speak over at the super live. Sorry, we just watched the whole, yeah right here.

Speaker 2 59:01

Yeah, I wasn't gonna get that that was him turning into gururuman, the minute I saw.

Speaker 1 59:08

Zeno had a digimon when I knew I was fucked Gabuma, gabuma. So that was him turning into Gururuman the minute I saw Zeno had a Digimon when I knew I was fucked Murky, good luck this is Impmon, if that helps out.

Speaker 2 59:20

Impmon, Impmon. Yes, I'll tell you this much. He has an accent.

Speaker 6 59:27

That's the only other hint I'm getting here this motherfucker Italian, it's a me it's a me, it's a me you got no fucking good parmesan. That's why your mother never comes around so here's what itmon sounds like.

Speaker 3 59:48

Skip forward just a little bit look at you begging like a dog. You don't need that permission to do anything. Hey, it's itmon. You so-called tamers, keep your digimon on a real short leash, don't you're telling them what they can do and who they?

Speaker 2 1:00:01

it's a new york italian accent, but because you got the italian part right, I'm gonna give you the point, that's well learned you're a fucking bum. You're never gonna be nothing alright, xeno and murky, you need to make sure your eyes are on the screen for this one, okay, alright, let me get things situated here. Alright oh no alright, okay, let me get things situated here. Oh no, oh no, all right.

Speaker 1 1:00:37

You may begin. I know what's happening.

Speaker 3 1:00:41

Don't be Beep, beep, beep beep Don't be, don't be, don't be.

Speaker 5 1:01:15

This is so fucking stupid.

Speaker 1 1:01:19

The boobs get one I'm gonna give the point to xeno for that one, I think we need to describe to people what just fucking happened for our audio listeners.

Speaker 2 1:01:32

Absolutely. So what's happening? Oh no, I can't say, because otherwise I'd be giving away the rule.

Speaker 1 1:01:42

If you guys want to try to explain, they just watched a video of Mario playing the first level.

Speaker 5 1:01:47

We had to act it out.

Speaker 1 1:01:49

Well, you didn't have to say that.

Speaker 5 1:01:55

I can give away the rule. You can't give away the rule.

Speaker 2 1:01:57

Alright, Coco and Murky.

Speaker 5 1:02:00

Why is that a gov site? No, it's a oh, no, oh, no what 58.

Speaker 2 1:02:13

Okay, okay, because it's royalty free. Do, do, do, do, cause it's royalty free here, right about here.

Speaker 3 1:02:26

Okay, you two ready sure oh no, this pirate he's blowing me, help me, popeye, help me. Ah, ah.

Speaker 6 1:02:45

Oh, yeah, yeah, oh yeah, we're gonna get him. We're gonna get him.

Speaker 3 1:02:52

Whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, whack, ow.

Speaker 6 1:02:59

Oh, dang it Like a piece of garbage Look at these fucking tumors. Look at these fucking tumors in my arms.

Speaker 3 1:03:15

I've got tumors in my arms too.

Speaker 6 1:03:16

Look at me, Look at my tits, look at my fucking tubas in my arms.

Speaker 4 1:03:19

I've got tumors in my arms too.

Speaker 3 1:03:21

Look at me, look at my tits. Look at my tits. I'm gonna sniff your balls.

Speaker 2 1:03:26

We're gonna cut in there. Coco sniff your balls.

Speaker 1 1:03:32

I liked it when he was going look at my tits.

Speaker 3 1:03:36

Look at my tits. Alright, Coco Zeno my tits look at my tits.

Speaker 1 1:03:43

All right, coco zeno. Oh, fucking christ, oh, no, no oh, no all right, yours begins now.

Speaker 3 1:03:57

All right, yours begins now. What's going on out here? I?

Speaker 1 1:04:01

don't like it, I don't wanna. Why is there?

Speaker 2 1:04:03

a hand in my shell.

Speaker 5 1:04:07

Don't forget to wear a hard hat when you're in the worksite. Check this out. What's going on. I'm gonna blow myself real quick before I pop my turtle head out.

Speaker 1 1:04:16

And today's lesson it's a tornado get under the desk School shooting. Actually, this is a school shooting drill.

Speaker 5 1:04:25

Alright, remember, I don't care about any of you and I will protect myself over you.

Speaker 1 1:04:31

Correct. Oh no, the school's on fire, you're all dead. Congratulations. Fuck these kids. Firemen Over there, get in the truck, go go, let him through, let him through all right, we'll stop there.

Speaker 2 1:04:52

Zeno and coco oops, that's not what I meant to give you.

Speaker 6 1:04:55

I was really hoping for you. Know, little johnny, I think when I go home I'm going to beat my wife if my martini's not ready.

Speaker 2 1:05:01

So for our audio listeners. I'm pretty sure you can pick up from the last thing that was being done by Coco and Murky. That was Popeye the Sailor man when he was going up against Sinbad the Pirate, and this one is from a documentary called Duck and Cover, which was teaching kids how to survive a nuclear blast.

Speaker 1 1:05:24

I was close with the school shooting. It's just a very much bigger school shooting. The whole school gets shot.

Speaker 2 1:05:33

And their parents.

Speaker 3 1:05:34

And their parents.

Speaker 2 1:05:36

Alright, we're going to need all three of you oh no, alright, are we starting?

Speaker 3 1:05:47

look at these fucking lemons, look at these fucking, look at these mother fucking lemons when life gives you lemons you stick them in your butthole.

Speaker 6 1:05:57

Can you go ahead and stick your? Stick your lemon. Look at my horrible face. Oh yes, Stick your lemon up there harder, Daddy. I know I look like I got kicked out of Bleak 182, but it's fine.

Speaker 5 1:06:06

I promise my dad's business is going to come through.

Speaker 3 1:06:09

What in the fuck is that?

Speaker 1 1:06:12

What is she doing with the lemons, lemons, joanna, get away from her fucking lemons, yeah.

Speaker 5 1:06:16

Joanna, get away from her fucking lemons.

Speaker 1 1:06:18

Yeah, Joanna, you fucking whore. Hey, this is a porno.

Speaker 5 1:06:22

I'm trying to get this off right now. Joanna, Are you still gonna fuck me in front of?

Speaker 1 1:06:26

her. What is Joanna doing? Oh my god, I've gotta have some big balls for this porno.

Speaker 5 1:06:36

Joanna definitely doesn't mind if you fuck me right here. Get some more lemons.

Speaker 1 1:06:39

I'm so horny for lemons. I love citric acid in my vagina.

Speaker 6 1:06:45

Lemon fucking zested my pussy.

Speaker 5 1:06:48

I sure hope Joanna's not over there stealing the lemons from us.

Speaker 3 1:06:51

My pussy.

Speaker 1 1:06:56

They said it smells down there. So I'm trying to get rid of the fish odor. I'm trying this all natural. Go ahead. What the fuck are you doing? Lemon thief. Lemon thief, lemon thief Tackler. No, I'm trying to air out my pussy. Yeah, now what? No, stop grabbing my lemons. I'm trying to get rid of my shirt instead. Oh no, stepdad, don't shake your hand down my pants.

Speaker 6 1:07:19

What oh no, stepdad, don't shake your hand down my pants what the fuck is that called like?

Speaker 1 1:07:23

is this the start of a porno?

Speaker 5 1:07:24

for fuck's sakes I feel, like that's definitely the start of a porno. Did you see that last scene?

Speaker 2 1:07:29

it is. It is indeed the beginning of a very infamous porno, which has been dubbed as the Lemon Stealing Whore.

Speaker 5 1:07:40

That makes sense, that checks out.

Speaker 6 1:07:42

Do I get bonus points if I could name one person in this scene?

Speaker 2 1:07:45

Other than the one that was already name-dropped Sure.

Speaker 6 1:07:48

Who was name-dropped? Jonah? Oh uh, James Dean, I think Maybe.

Speaker 3 1:07:59

I was just taking a guess, but I don't want to look it up.

Speaker 2 1:07:59

I think Maybe I'm not going to read that I was just taking a guess.

Speaker 6 1:08:01

I don't want to look it up. I thought it sounded right. Yeah, I'm not looking it up.

Speaker 2 1:08:05

I'm going to give points. All three of you, good job on that one. Woo man the lemon started going down, and it was immediately like what the fuck is happening. Xeno, I can go higher. Bitch, all right. What the fuck?

Speaker 5 1:08:20

is happening. Xeno, I'm garbage, alright alright, I like trash.

Speaker 2 1:08:26

Coco.

Speaker 1 1:08:29

Coco Fucking garbage. You got me cool.

Speaker 2 1:08:34

Okay, okay. I also don't know why it's not full screen Would have gone with like for me, me my humans have a laugh, me murky okay, I'll take it.

Speaker 5 1:08:50

Uh, xeno the fuck hey, uh, you got some of them snacks. Oh, you got the fucking cookie. Let me get that shit. Let me get that oatmeal cream pie. Oh, bitch open the fucking shit up. What are you doing? Trying to get in there, lady? Hey, don't fucking tell me with it and then take it away. Fucking open that bitch up. I need it. I need some of it. I've been eating garbage all day. Look at me, I'm thinning out. I need the old milk green pie.

Speaker 2 1:09:19

I'll give it to you, because you stuck through with the poor New Jersey accent. Oh, come on now. There we go, coco.

Speaker 1 1:09:32

This thing looks really good. I'm going to just soak it in some uh way to go, oh I was going to just soak it in some God way to go.

Speaker 1 1:09:40

I was going to eat that I'm just going to. It's got to be around here somewhere. Here's another one. Let's try to dunk this one in water. Why does this keep happening to me? Where is it gone? I want this thing. It it looks good. I want to know what it tastes like when I put it in water. Maybe this one won't do it. Oh yeah, yeah, we're just gonna eat it, not gonna put it in the water.

Speaker 2 1:10:08

This is good so for audio listeners, I realize context is probably big. Uh, they just got three pictures of ronnie the raccoon and they're currently watching raccoon videos. So what you're hearing are raccoon videos, all right, and, of course, time to help people customize and save all right, let's mute that. All right, murky, this is oops yours it's goddamn 5.

Speaker 6 1:10:40

All right, Murky, this is yours.

Speaker 3 1:10:41

This goddamn 5.6 Nissan. Oh shit, huh, huh, let me out, let me out, let me out.

Speaker 6 1:10:50

Oh you, let me out of here. I'm going to rip your ass, boy, I'm going to get you. Look at me, I'm fucking, I'm wild. Oh, I got the tail shakes. Yeah, stick it in here. You want rabies, bitch you're at rabies. It's terrible for your kind, look at me. Look at me in my fucking dead animal eyes. Look at me in my dead fucking animal eyes. I'm gonna have my way with you, and then I'm gonna fuck your wife oh, thatcoon had the crazy in him, dude yes, yes, it most certainly did interesting that that video you had to watch on youtube

Speaker 5 1:11:36

I said you paid me my goddamn money.

Speaker 3 1:11:40

All right.

Speaker 2 1:11:42

Wait till you know. Describe to our audio listeners what they're looking at.

Speaker 5 1:11:46

It is a lady in business casual.

Speaker 1 1:11:49

Is this a stock image? Is this holding the stock image? She is smiling.

Speaker 5 1:11:55

Why is this a stock image? She has a nine mil pointed at a goldfish that she is holding in your other hand.

Speaker 2 1:12:01

And I want to point out that that goldfish is definitely on like a different layer, is that?

Speaker 1 1:12:07

goldfish part of the stock image.

Speaker 3 1:12:10

Yes, why the fuck is this an image bro?

Speaker 1 1:12:12

Why is this an image?

Speaker 2 1:12:15

I went on to Shutterstock or Shutterstock and just found a bunch of random images, speaking of which Coco.

Speaker 3 1:12:29

I literally wrote code to hack the government. I have all of your.

Speaker 5 1:12:41

I would have gone with something like I'm watermelon man double points to Coco for that one you know, it's the only thing that can be said for that one right right right.

Speaker 1 1:12:54

Describe to our listeners what you're looking at this dude's got a watermelon on his head and he's got some really thick trying-to-look-like aviator glasses, and then just imagine that. But then somebody's looking down to make their neck as fat as possible.

Speaker 5 1:13:10

He's got a wicked double chin right now. Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 1:13:13

Murky.

Speaker 3 1:13:30

Murky, murky. What is this? I wasn't expecting this, you better have a great accent for this one.

Speaker 4 1:13:37

I wasn't expecting this. Oh my god, you better have a fucking great accent for this one.

Speaker 1 1:13:42

I don't I don't.

Speaker 6 1:13:50

Hold on, I got this.

Speaker 1 1:13:51

Just be anti-Semitic. You got this.

Speaker 3 1:13:58

That's where I don't want to go.

Speaker 6 1:14:00

I'm going to turn on the gas and I'm going to roast the potatoes I'm going to bake these potatoes as soon as I'm done with these potatoes, I can turn the country to my side. Fucking potatoes, I will burn them.

Speaker 1 1:14:18

I like how your your German is a fucking.

Speaker 6 1:14:21

I do not have a good German at all.

Speaker 2 1:14:26

I'm not gonna give murky.

Speaker 3 1:14:27

Oh my god these potatoes, we've got to put them in the oven. I've got plenty of those. I love you so much, I'll give Zeno that point.

Speaker 2 1:14:47

The last image was a the last image was Hitler it was someone with a very bad mustache peeling potatoes wearing a red dress. Zeno what are they currently?

Speaker 5 1:15:03

this is a overweight, bald headed man sticking his tongue out while holding his cat picture. George the animal steel if you're a boomer, the cat looks like he is really trying to find a way out of the arms of this man Either that or he's high on catnip. Yeah, those pupils are dialing big time. Go, go.

Speaker 1 1:15:28

What the fuck is this? Hey gubba goo, look at my big hands. I'm running against Donald Trump. Who got them? Tiny hands? These are the biggest hands, the biggest hands in all the US. We're going to take down the government with these fucking hands.

Speaker 2 1:15:43

Alright point for Kaukau Uh Murky.

Speaker 3 1:15:49

Nobody showed up for my birthday again.

Speaker 6 1:15:57

Oh bother, oh bother. I wonder if I can suffocate in this cake tonight.

Speaker 5 1:16:02

I kind of want cake now.

Speaker 6 1:16:04

Only one way to find out.

Speaker 2 1:16:12

Yeah, the last image was a dude with really, really big hands and we're currently looking at a dude looking really sad, putting his head on a cake.

Speaker 6 1:16:17

Yeah, using that puts out a whole new meaning of lay down and lick yourself.

Speaker 1 1:16:22

Birthday cake.

Speaker 5 1:16:23

Lay down and lick yourself.

Speaker 2 1:16:27

Xenon Coco.

Speaker 1 1:16:31

Sorry, what.

Speaker 5 1:16:34

I'm gonna need you to take your medicine because you get a little no, no no, fuck you, fuck you. No. Put down the hatchet. Say no to drugs.

Speaker 1 1:16:43

We can talk about this.

Speaker 5 1:16:43

No, and it's the good guy. Medication no, you're a good guy.

Speaker 1 1:16:49

No, but I want to be a bad girl.

Speaker 5 1:16:51

We don't need it.

Speaker 1 1:16:52

I want to be a bad girl.

Speaker 5 1:16:53

We don't need to do that.

Speaker 1 1:16:54

I'm going to be Hime.

Speaker 5 1:16:55

Tatoga, and then everything is fine.

Speaker 1 1:16:57

I'm going to suck your blood and become you.

Speaker 5 1:16:59

Well, maybe we could just not do that. We could take the meds.

Speaker 1 1:17:01

Nope, you need them, nope.

Speaker 5 1:17:04

How about I cut you instead? No, or we could just take the medication.

Speaker 1 1:17:08

You can just leave and you'll still live. We can leave.

Speaker 2 1:17:10

That is going to be a point to both of you, coco and Murky uh cocoa and murky.

Speaker 1 1:17:19

Oh, your fucking armpit smells so good honey, it's all that coating sweat from earlier you like that, if you let me take my top off, you can lick it too your natural must just fucking makes me hot now stick your head in my tits, alright. Audio listeners.

Speaker 2 1:17:39

Fucking makes me hot Now stick your head in my tits. Alright, boys, and both of you audio listeners, if you tweet at us, x, at us, whatever the fuck it's called now, at what the heck you think these last two images were anyone who is 100% right? I'll just give you like a Raising Cane's gift card if one's near you.

Speaker 1 1:17:58

Man, now I want some Raising Cane's, raising Cane's gift card, if one's near you.

Speaker 3 1:18:01

Man, now I want some Raising Cane's, raising Cane's, you know.

Speaker 5 1:18:04

I was walking through the fucking woods and then this motherfucker right here. I found him on Facebook. This is the guy.

Speaker 6 1:18:10

This is the guy who was fucking your does.

Speaker 5 1:18:13

Yeah, he's posted up and he has like a big fucking beard, probably like 225.

Speaker 3 1:18:20

Wearing a hat.

Speaker 6 1:18:22

Did you stomp the ground at him?

Speaker 5 1:18:23

I did, and you know what he did back at me. What A fucking macho man impression.

Speaker 6 1:18:30

You believe that shit? You stomped on the ground good, like you really stomped it hard. I tore that fucking ground up.

Speaker 3 1:18:36

This motherfucker looked at me and said the cream of the ground rises to the top.

Speaker 6 1:18:43

Did you dip your head and show them how big your antlers were? I did the fucking thing that guy's fucking If you were stomping ants, did you give him a little mock charge? Maybe, Brother.

Speaker 5 1:18:54

I did it, fucking all.

Speaker 6 1:18:55

This motherfucker was on face and he still wanted some. He was on face. That is still wanted some. He was on face.

Speaker 2 1:19:00

That is a point to both of you. That was beautifully done. Xeno Coco Murky.

Speaker 3 1:19:07

Would we hack the government?

Speaker 6 1:19:11

Guys, when can I stop being the desk again?

Speaker 1 1:19:14

Whenever you learn how to fucking code.

Speaker 3 1:19:16

We learn how to fucking.

Speaker 5 1:19:18

TikTok, toad, motherfucker, you can fucking come up here with us yeah you're not good enough for this.

Speaker 1 1:19:24

Why do we have to just do this? To make the government?

Speaker 5 1:19:26

go away. Let's just say that the government is literally Going to be owned by us after.

Speaker 1 1:19:31

Yeah, we're going to own the government and you'll be on our payroll and you'll literally be paid as a table, literally.

Speaker 5 1:19:35

Literally Alright, be on our payroll and you'll literally be paid as a table literally alright, we own.

Speaker 5 1:19:44

There is no three of you, we actually also all win the game simultaneously, because we own the world. Now, zeno, fucking love Taco Bell, fucking you a fucking chaps my the world now, oh, zeno fucking love taco bell, fucking you a fucking chap my ass. Though. What happened to fucking 99 cent fucking five layer beefy burritos? That shit, dude, I could, fucking I could go to lunch and, for fucking five dollars, have a cravings box and have more food than I could fucking eat. Now, fucking $10. For that shit, fucking horse shit.

Speaker 2 1:20:24

I love the fact that he added in horse shit, because that is perfectly murky as a point to Zeno Coco.

Speaker 3 1:20:33

Oh no, oh, no, oh, no, oh, oh, oh, eat, shit you fuck, I'm a gnome goblin now.

Speaker 1 1:20:48

You let thralls kill you. You let thralls kill you. Hang on, wait, we got some sound boards for this. You let thralls kill you. Yeah, and then and then, and then, four fucking seconds. Oh wait, hang on, four fucking seconds to pick me up again.

Speaker 3 1:20:59

Yes for this, yeah, and then, and then oh wait, hang on.

Speaker 1 1:21:01

Yes, eat shit, you fuck.

Speaker 2 1:21:07

I will give you that point. It was the only picture of you I have on my phone. While I was making this, I was like okay, let's put it on here.

Speaker 3 1:21:18

Uh, murky, my phone while I was making this, I was like okay, let's put it on here uh, oh god, that's an old one, yeah, like I said I, I scrolled through our group chat pretty far back I haven't used the shower in weeks.

Speaker 6 1:21:36

I can't wait to go play fucking Kingdom Hearts tonight. I'm gonna fight one boss for seven hours and never beat him, because it's like the hardest mode. I'm gonna be so sweaty and then I'm definitely not coming back into this shower.

Speaker 2 1:21:55

Xeno Boom, zeno Boom.

Speaker 5 1:22:03

What's up, guys?

Speaker 1 1:22:05

It's G Mill here. I thought you were about to say it's Rick Kackus here.

Speaker 3 1:22:09

The way you started. It's Rick Kack. It's Rick Kackus here.

Speaker 2 1:22:15

I'll give you that point for the boom Uh Coco.

Speaker 3 1:22:21

What the fuck was happening here, dude?

Speaker 2 1:22:25

uh this was a snap that I sent to switch, and he screenshotted it and put in the group chat. Oh no, oh I don't know.

Speaker 1 1:22:37

I actually don't know what to do here. I'm Jeff Wiggles. I smoked a lot of weed. I'm motherfucking Jeff.

Speaker 3 1:22:42

Wiggles here. I smoked a lot of weed, a lot of fucking weed I'll take it, I'll take it.

Speaker 2 1:22:51

He said fuck it.

Speaker 6 1:22:52

Why not the weed Perky?

Speaker 3 1:22:56

I need you to zoom in a little bit.

Speaker 4 1:22:56

I need you to zoom in a little bit.

Speaker 6 1:22:58

I need you to zoom in a little bit, you can see the fucking ball and shaft out. Yeah, hold on, just real quick. This is the fat cock, white Ranger.

Speaker 4 1:23:14

Before you take this picture.

Speaker 6 1:23:15

Put the phone down, take this in, Take this thing in. You can wrap so much duct tape around this cock just to get it to fit in this suit. You wouldn't fucking believe it, brother. Everything in the trash right now, that's all gorilla tape. Okay, I'm smooth like a baby's bottom down there, just so I don't rip out any hair with all of this gorilla tape. Has anyone seen my helmet?

Speaker 2 1:23:43

All right, zeno, a priest reluctant to exercise a succubus because they recently had a one night stand.

Speaker 5 1:23:53

I don't know what to say here. Usually, I'm a man of God to say here um, usually, um, I'm a man of god and uh, I've never had this experience before. But you're bad for me, so like, in more ways than one, so like I don't. I don't want to do this, but I feel like I have to do this.

Speaker 2 1:24:12

All right, that's a point to xeno uh coco, a guy who is really bad at opening tcg packs.

Speaker 1 1:24:21

A guy who is really bad at opening tcg packs. All right guys. Uh, let me see what do I got here he's actually going over and grabbing a pack all right, we got a pack here. Uh, we're gonna go ahead. And just, I didn't mean to do that, guys, I bent the cards. Hopefully there's nothing in here.

Speaker 2 1:24:47

Oh, we got that is painful to actually watch.

Speaker 1 1:24:51

We got all of this. It's all garbage.

Speaker 2 1:24:56

Oh, why is there actually be? Was it actual garbage, coco, I was really worried. Garbage, oh, was there actually be garbage.

Speaker 1 1:25:02

I was really worried, but I had to do it for the bit that was a little scary murky.

Speaker 2 1:25:09

The worst wrestling referee you did, you did. The worst wrestling referee who just finally figured out what wrestling is.

Speaker 6 1:25:20

Ring the bell. Oh, yeah, guys, get in there. Get in there. Yeah, shove your finger in his ass. What do you mean? You're not going to shove your finger in his ass? What? Why? No, you're fucking. Come on, do it. You're all greased up, oiled up. Do it, do it. Come on, they paid. You're all greased up, oiled up, do it, Do it. Come on. They paid me 50 bucks to be here. I couldn't believe it. This is the best free entertainment I've ever had. They're paying me for it.

Speaker 2 1:25:50

That's a point to Bergie Zeno, the average Waffle House employee.

Speaker 3 1:25:56

Oh, no Trash.

Speaker 5 1:25:59

You got any meth?

Speaker 2 1:26:02

That's a point to see. You know Coco, the most mediocre hockey player trying out for the Penguins.

Speaker 1 1:26:12

Hi, it's me. I'm Coder Coco. I can't skate really well compared to the other pros, but I got a lot of spirit and I'm going to bring a lot to the team emotionally and I'm not going to score a lot of goals, but people are going to like me.

Speaker 5 1:26:31

That sounds like a movie plot, you're going to be a movie.

Speaker 6 1:26:36

You're the next Rudy, except for the penguins.

Speaker 2 1:26:40

Murky, a genie who forgot the rules about wishes and is making them up as he goes yeah, what do you want to do?

Speaker 6 1:26:50

you want how many arms. Do you want them to have? Well, yeah, I could do it. I'm just kind of wondering why. Okay, okay, yeah, done. What's next? Well, yeah, I could do it. I'm just kind of wondering why, okay, okay, yeah, done. What's next? You want to make XenoStream38, the super famous streamer, fall in love with you? Hold on, let me find my rule book. Hmm, no, these are just playing cards. Fuck, that box is empty. Yeah, sure, how long you want to be in love with you for like till he dies? That's a long time, man, and you want, you wanted you guys both to be immortal. That's some serious. Yeah, you're thinking big man, I like that? Yeah for sure, fuck it. That's some serious, you're thinking big man, I like that.

Speaker 6 1:27:41

Yeah, for sure, fuck it, for sure, fuck it. Is that three, you get five or six? Well, I don't know the rules either. You can tell me if you know.

Speaker 2 1:27:48

That is a point for Murky Zeno and Murky.

Speaker 6 1:27:58

Mario and Link's love affair. It's me, mario. I'm going to fuck your butt. Link. I'm gonna fuck your butt real good, you're gonna love it. I'm gonna show you why I'm a plumber point to both of you.

Speaker 2 1:28:20

That is beautiful. Uh xeno and coco, princess peach and princess zelda debate. If link is actually a twink and if zelda is a beard oh no oh, I don't even know how to start this one.

Speaker 1 1:28:42

I don't know how to start this one.

Speaker 5 1:28:44

Well, he's never touched me sexually, does he say anything other than no? But I'll be honest, he seems to be a whole lot more interested in Ganondorf Than he is in me. Sounds like mine. He's always chasing Bowser. He's always chasing Bowser. I think he's just a little gay. He is just a little guy, I don't think if he didn't have as much hair on his head, he would have no hair at all.

Speaker 1 1:29:15

Yeah. Either so you know, I think he's probably a twink.

Speaker 5 1:29:19

There's a pattern. Yeah, well, like mario's a plumber. Like does he have hair anywhere else? He's just like on top of he's italian, he's got hair everywhere yeah, he doesn't have that going for him, so that is a point to Bolzino and Coco.

Speaker 2 1:29:40

Coco and Murky, Batman and Moon Knight argue who is a better fighter. But there is sexual tension.

Speaker 3 1:29:49

I've never watched.

Speaker 4 1:29:51

Moon Knight, either I'm already.

Speaker 3 1:29:52

Batman, I kicked a kid in his balls and then he cried to his mommy. So I win If we fight.

Speaker 6 1:30:03

I'm going to kick your ass, just like I beat the.

Speaker 3 1:30:05

Jokers. And then I'm going to tongue the fuck out of your mouth and we're going to have sweaty gay sex.

Speaker 4 1:30:16

Yeah, I'm a little ass.

Speaker 1 1:30:22

I'm.

Speaker 3 1:30:22

Batman. So if anything goes above the top, it's because I'm Batman, so it's not sexual tension I won't touch your wiener.

Speaker 6 1:30:29

You're a fucking loser, okay you're in the trough right. I've never watched Midnight.

Speaker 2 1:30:40

Zeno Coco Murky, a Power Ranger team that is really confused by their team's theme.

Speaker 5 1:30:47

So like I thought, why are there dildos everywhere? I was inspired by a horse, but like, why does this horse have a huge dick? Like what's that about?

Speaker 1 1:30:58

I'm a dinosaur. Why are there dicks everywhere? What the fuck? There's a lot of dicks.

Speaker 5 1:31:04

Why is my?

Speaker 1 1:31:04

gun, literally a dick. I literally have a horse dick on my chest man. You must have been Hang on. Let me check something, man. I got a small dick in here. What the fuck.

Speaker 6 1:31:15

My dinozord is made of dicks. Yeah, that dick in here. What the fuck? My dino sword is made of dicks. Alright, Timmy. Why is my dino sword made of dicks?

Speaker 2 1:31:21

How am I not surprised this immediately went to dicks.

The Chosen One Pep Talk

Speaker 4 1:31:24

Dicks Zeno asks.

Speaker 2 1:31:30

Ketchum finally realizes why Professor Oak sent him on an adventure.

Speaker 5 1:31:36

Mom, I'm home God damn it. I knew it Is that fucking Oak pookie balls. I've been gone for fucking 10 years and this is shit. You've been pulling this bullshit, mom it's professor real dad wait to see.

Speaker 2 1:31:56

You know, uh, coco, a movie computer hacker Is being paid to hack into OnlyFans.

Speaker 1 1:32:03

Alright, I wanna see some titties. So I'm where are we gonna hack OnlyFans and we're gonna sell all the titties To the government and then the titties will rule the government and I'll be paid Because I like titties. And oh wait, I almost slipped up. Almost a wiener. But you know wiener, we know wiener.

Speaker 2 1:32:23

Point to Coco Uh murky, a man who is giving a Ted talk about birds but he can't say penguins correctly.

Speaker 6 1:32:38

Guys, I know you've all come here for a reason and I believe that this video about penguins is gonna show you exactly what you've been looking for. Cue the video spongebob cutscene two minutes later. Do you see how the penguins never gave up? Did you see it Right here? We need to translate these penguins to you, you to the penguins.

Speaker 2 1:33:08

As beautiful as a point to murky Zeno and Coco. A guy at the retirement home finds out he's actually the chosen one.

Speaker 1 1:33:20

So did you get this letter in the mail? I got a letter in the mail and it says you chose the one. Okay, I don't know what this means. Can you read this for me? What does it say? I lost my reading glasses 10 weeks ago and my family family. They don't want to come see me anymore.

Speaker 3 1:33:42

Is there something in my ass? I?

Speaker 1 1:33:44

don't know, bend over, let me check. What am I doing here? I don't know Martha, who's Martha, martha? Why? Are you Martha? No, I'm pretty sure I have a dick. What Is there a dick? What Is your dick in my ass? I don't know. Are you dick in my ass? I don't think it is. I just want you to read the damn letter. What does it say oh God, Nurse, can you read this letter for me?

Speaker 5 1:34:18

L1 to R2. L1 to R2.

Speaker 4 1:34:22

L1, R2. L1, R2.

Speaker 3 1:34:32

It's vagina.

Speaker 5 1:34:34

Don't you mean vagina hands or whatever Dark black heart.

Speaker 1 1:34:38

It's 6 o'clock and 2 o'clock.

Speaker 2 1:34:40

I forgot how time works we're gonna call it there, however, because Chosin was never brought up. No points to either. Chosin was never brought up you never found out, he was the Chosin one god damn it, dude, I tried to get him on it.

Speaker 1 1:34:57

Coco, and.

Speaker 2 1:34:57

Murky a lawyer almost wins the case until his. Now he was the chosen one. God damn it, dude. I tried to get him on it. What, Coco? And Murky a lawyer almost wins the case until his defendant says something.

Speaker 1 1:35:04

Do you want to be the lawyer of the defendant Murky?

Speaker 6 1:35:06

I'll be the defendant. Get me out of fucking smoking a bunch of bud while I'm driving, all right.

Speaker 1 1:35:12

As you can see, officer the, whenever he was a judge, he was pulled over outside of the jurisdiction of this this police department, so the stop was actually unlawful. Therefore, any search that happened after the unlawful detainment cannot be admissible in the court, so that means that they shouldn't be. What are you fucking doing? Are you smoking weed right now? No, are you sure? No, you know it's illegal in this, in the state, right, and you can't smoke in a courtroom. Are you smoking weed right now? No, are you sure? No, you know it's illegal in this state, right, and you can't smoke in a courtroom, god damn it, we almost won Uh.

Speaker 5 1:35:51

No, I'm not Okay.

Speaker 1 1:35:52

I rest my case, your Honor. You didn't see any of that, it's unmissable Point to Coco and Murky. Fucking crazy.

Speaker 2 1:35:59

Zeno and Murky fucking crazy you know, and murky, the world's most pep talk that somehow works it's like you know what, when I fucking graduated from high school, murky was there.

Speaker 5 1:36:10

Murky, you remember? You remember what we did? Fuck, yeah, I was there.

Speaker 6 1:36:13

Tell them what we did we did some stuff we did the stuff and you know what put up with some things. You know who stopped us nobody, nobody, some people nobody's kind of. Maybe people stopped.

Speaker 5 1:36:30

A lot of people tried some did they try, but not many none of them succeeded because we're here now Less than half Way less than half, because it was zero. It was zero, we were the best, but we were kind of okay. But we got here and you can too. You can do it as well. If we can do it, you can do it. You believe in, we'll say it together. You right, two, one, you you.

Speaker 2 1:37:03

Yeah, that is a point to both of you boys all right, and let's tally up our points here. Our winner is, for a second time in a row, it's murky.

Speaker 1 1:37:17

Woo man, it's all that fucking dick he's been drinking. He's been drinking a lot of dick. I just saw Switch's message. He wanted me to do Wiener in Batman's voice.

Speaker 5 1:37:37

Switch actually suggested to me to do the Destiny 2 raid callouts.

Speaker 1 1:37:41

Yeah, that was hilarious. 1 R 2. That shit was funny.

Speaker 6 1:37:51

Listeners if you can send in a list of what you think all of those scenarios were.

Speaker 1 1:37:57

And tagged with pictures of your deck.

Speaker 5 1:37:59

Do we have to guess what the rule was?

Speaker 2 1:38:01

Yeah, what do you guys think the rule was?

Speaker 1 1:38:04

Was it just like fucking act out the pictures and stuff like that?

Speaker 2 1:38:07

Make the sounds, do the things. It was make the sounds.

Speaker 5 1:38:12

That checks out.

Speaker 1 1:38:15

Great job, thanks for figuring it out first.

Speaker 6 1:38:16

Let me follow you up.

Speaker 1 1:38:18

Didn't take long into the game to figure that out after we got a bunch of random animals that was supposed to help get you guys going.

Speaker 5 1:38:29

I almost left and then I was like maybe I'm just supposed to read what it is, xeno overspot the crap out of it. I did.

Speaker 2 1:38:41

Oh, I do have upgrades available. Oh, you do have upgrades available.

Speaker 1 1:38:43

Well, we're like super fucking overtime right now.

Speaker 6 1:38:46

Yeah, we are, we put it in, we know, we know.

Speaker 3 1:38:49

We know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know, we know we Weedle, weedle, weedle weedle. Come back next week for more weedles, weedle, weedle, weedle, weedle.