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Ever wondered if cat girls could be more than just a fantasy? Our conspiracy theory segment dives into the bizarre and amusing, peppered with satirical lectures and unique event adventures like "Gretchen's Butt Riot" at Doki Dokan. We'll also give you the latest on our revived Gameboat project and share some eyebrow-raising comparisons of hygiene standards across different gaming communities. Plus, a sneak peek into our upcoming convention plans and the allure of a maid cafe.
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Casual Conversation About Dumplings and Milk
Speaker 1Welcome to ADHD After Dark, where Murky's definitely not playing a video game.
Speaker 2I'm not. It took you a long time to respond to that.
Speaker 1He was like shit did he say, murky, I'm gonna need you to put your hands up for the next five minutes. Oh no, oh, no that was not five minutes.
Speaker 2Whammy, whammy.
Speaker 3Oh, it's a caters it is a caters.
Speaker 1I saw him trying to get in the poop bowl yesterday oh.
Speaker 4I saw him trying to get in your pooper the other day yeah, what was funny is I was trying to get a picture of him as I turned a corner. What I saw and he was like leaned over, like that, but he was looking at me like shit. And then by the time I took that, but he was looking at me like shit.
Speaker 1And then by the time I took the picture he was looking back in the bowl maybe you caught him trying to, like you know, be like a toy story moment where he like. Actually we learned that cats can poop in the toilet bowl, but like only when they're humans.
Speaker 4Aren't like aware of it no, he was definitely trying to lick trying to lick your poop.
Speaker 1He's trying to get all. Trying to lick your poop. He's trying to get all those nutrients out of it?
Speaker 3Yeah, I mean, isn't that what they say about animals out in the wild? Is they smell some kind of nutritional value in species and that's why they eat it? Huh, interesting. I don't know if that's true, that's just always what I've been told. Like sorry, it's just kind of weird where murky's playing a video game, two of you guys are eating and then there's switch, which, by the way, listeners, we have a guest with us. We have our good friend switch, who said he will periodically do chuckles to let you know he's alive by the way, murky, you're not a really good person at hiding what game you're playing.
Speaker 1Discord outed you.
Speaker 3What's he playing? Destiny 2. Nothing, I figured.
Speaker 2Nothing, nothing, nothing. That's wrong Stupid.
Speaker 1Why is?
Speaker 3he pooping.
Speaker 1So he prepared something for us today.
Speaker 3I did, but I figured, since it's only going to be like 20-30 minutes, we can do a regular podcast BS stuff, which is most of the time, we don't know what the fuck to talk about. It's because we're awkward guys, nice. Okay, yeah, that was a good one that felt did you feel like you lost a pound or two with that one?
Speaker 1no, no, because I definitely put like two pounds in me before I burped.
Speaker 4So uh, what do you guys think defines a dumpling? And do you think?
Speaker 2that the existence of a dumpling would imply the existence of a larger dumple.
Speaker 4We're not going to talk about that, because that's fucking stupid.
Speaker 2You're fucking stupid.
Speaker 1You're playing Destiny, idiot.
Speaker 4We talked about this yesterday and we concluded that dumple was a stupid term you just made up.
Speaker 1I'm stupid, you're stupid, oh, david. Yeah, what am I? David, david david david.
Speaker 3So what was the actual question? So I feel like for me what counts as a dumpling is you have to have some kind of dough and it's probably a small thing of it where you flatten it out, and it has to be like boiled, steamed, and I'm assuming you would normally serve it with like soup, stew or something that would count as a dumpling you're fucking wrong you're definitely correct.
Speaker 4I was just gonna say, as a dumpling, you're fucking wrong.
Speaker 1You're actually almost exactly correct.
Speaker 4You're definitely correct.
Speaker 1I was just going to say dough with a filling that's cooked.
Speaker 3But then wouldn't a donut then be considered a dumpling by that measure?
Speaker 1Look if a square is a rectangle, then a donut can be a dumpling.
Speaker 3But isn't a square where all sides are exact and a rectangle is only two?
Speaker 1Mathematics a square also counts as a rectangle, because the definition of a rectangle is only it has two parallel sides and it's got four sides, which the square fits that definition. Learn geometry, bitch.
Speaker 3I almost failed that class. My high school geometry teacher, my senior year, pulled me to the side and was like you know, if you fail this class, you have to like retake your senior year. And I looked him dead in his eyes and I was like you know, if I fail this class, I have to retake your class again and you're not going to have a fun time.
Speaker 1Yeah, a square is a rectangle.
Speaker 3So I'll tell you this much I didn't learn fucking shit in Mr Jordan's class. All he fucking talked about was his polo shirts he wore shut the fuck up.
Speaker 3All he talked about was the polo shirts. You worked at the local bar where he was a bartender. That's all he ever talked about. In that class I didn't learn a goddamn thing, and that's why everything in that class was so fucking hard for me because he didn't teach fucking geometry. I can tell you, his favorite shirt to wear on Friday nights was fucking purple. That's the shit I learned in that fucking geometry class.
Speaker 4Wow, I didn't realize we were having a therapy session.
Speaker 1I didn't, I didn't realize I was going to strike a nerve. Really you opened up.
Speaker 3No, because fuck Mr Jordan, fuck him, fuck Mr.
Speaker 4Jordan up?
Speaker 3no, because fuck mr jordan, fuck him. Fuck, mr jordan, you dumb, dumb, bleeding. Tell us more. Yeah, tell us. Apparently he's like the principal of the middle school I went to now, so why the fuck they allowed him up that far is beyond me. But working in education I realized they let fucking morons be administration most of the time.
Speaker 4So congratulations, mr jordan, you reached your peak apparently mr jordan's really pulling off that purple shirt too. Just to clarify we're not talking about Congratulations, Mr Jordan, you reached your peak. Apparently, Mr Jordan's really pulling off that purple shirt too.
Speaker 1Just to clarify we're not talking about Michael Jordan, because he might have a different beef with you.
Speaker 3As far as I'm aware, I have no beef with the guy that saved the Looney Tunes. Cool, okay.
Speaker 1Just making sure we're on the same page. I mean, he saved the Looney Tunes.
Speaker 2Like Space Jam.
Speaker 1Cool okay, yeah, just making sure we're on the same page. I mean, the looney tune like space jam isn't mad about there, murky, nothing died you're getting awfully mad for not playing a video game, fucking anything. Yeah, stupid, stupid I like how murky's brain power is completely devoted to destiny, so that he can't make any comebacks, so everything's just stupid Stupid dummy face. Stupid dumb poopoo piece.
Speaker 3Maybe it's because he hasn't had his quart of milk today.
Speaker 4Oh, he's had some milk dude.
Speaker 3I saw Zeno had some milk.
Speaker 1Was that today? Was that a picture today?
Speaker 4No, that was yesterday. I finally understand how Murky accidentally drinks a fucking gallon of milk all the time, because I absolutely accidentally drank a quart I mean you accidentally drink a quart, first off, I thought you
Speaker 3were willingly drinking that whole shit. It'd be one thing if you open your mouth. Somehow that liquid flew in and beyond some force of nature, you gulped it down. That's an accident. You willingly brought that up to your face and chose to let your body bring it down to your stomach.
Speaker 4What if I told you that's exactly what happened.
Speaker 3Yeah, so then you purposely drank a quart of milk. No, the first one, then that's an accident. I would fully believe you?
Speaker 1Fucking Zeno got trampled by a fucking cow and its utter got stuck in his mouth and just force fed him milk it dragged me for miles old bessie just drinking milk, that was.
Speaker 4It was a quart of milk. I thought it was like a 20 ounce bottle and I was like it was orange cream milk and I was like that kind of sounds good. And uh, then I drank it all and my boss walked by. He goes wow, you just drink a whole quart of milk. And I was like what? No, that's not a quart. And I looked at the bottle and it was a fucking quart and I was like well, isn't that what 20 ounces is?
Speaker 1or that didn't oh, good question I feel like you probably picked up a 20 ounce bottle and didn't realize that that's just how much a quart is.
Speaker 4Could be yeah, 32 ounces 32?
Speaker 2oh easy, that's a fucking cakewalk.
Speaker 1I drink a quart, like for breakfast and dinner, like it's not that it's not that hard. I can drink a half gallon of milk like nothing but I tell you what my gas was fucking.
Speaker 4Next level.
Speaker 2Next level.
Speaker 4I had to keep finding reasons to go out in the shop to fucking shit my pants.
Speaker 1But to be fair, zeno to be fair, Zeno, you said it was an accident that you drank.
Speaker 4It was an accident.
Speaker 1That you drank a quart and you're like I can see how murky you can see how murky accidentally drinks a gallon.
Speaker 4That's more of a choice though, because he, when he drinks a gallon, he picks up the gallon and goes I'm gonna drink this gallon, it's not, it's not an accident, it is a choice. And then he's sitting there and then he's sitting there like this later like if I knew it was a quart, I probably would have only drank half and then saved the other half for later.
Speaker 1Fuck that. Once you open it, you gotta drink the whole thing.
Speaker 4That's capital. Shit See, that's capital shit.
Speaker 2I said that's coward, shit, coward shit.
Speaker 4That would take a coward shit If I drank a gallon of milk like you.
Speaker 3I mean at that point I'd a gallon of milk like you.
Speaker 2I mean at that point I'd be afraid of the shit that was about to come out of me too. I'm scared of the shit I'm going to have tonight after this fucking like pound and a half of salad.
Speaker 4Yeah you had wings yesterday too, didn't you?
Speaker 1You're having you had a pound and a half of salad and you're worried about the shit.
Speaker 4Oh, you had Asian last night. Yeah, no yeah, chinese food, yeah, chinese food. That's why.
Speaker 1How much ranch did you put on the salad? Oh, he's too focused on destiny, all that brain power is focused on destiny.
Speaker 4He's fucking it up right now, it was creamy.
Speaker 2French.
Speaker 1That wasn't the question.
Speaker 3That was a very delayed answer I was expecting him to like answer in like five minutes, but he responded way sooner yeah, but he also answered the wrong thing.
Speaker 1He answered it was creamy wrist. It's not what I asked him. You still got an answer though I asked him how much did you put on it? Uh?
Speaker 2no, before dressing, it was a pound and a half a second oh okay, okay so back to the question. Yeah, I didn't say I was proud are you fucking high right now I mean, do you see his eyes?
Speaker 3I was wondering this whole time because I was like his eyes look a little pink.
Speaker 1We can't move on till I get an answer to this fucking question how much rinse? Did you put on this salad not before, not one time how many, how much not? After how much did you put on it?
Speaker 2I don't care what it was, uh, a solid top layer. Nothing fucking.
Speaker 1I didn't, it didn't swim, my salad didn't now convert that to fucking pounds or some unit of measurement I don't fucking know, did you say like an ounce, maybe a couple ounces a couple less than that okay, there we go a couple ounces.
Speaker 4I feel like that's shy.
Speaker 1I feel like it was more. I'm okay, we got an answer.
Speaker 4I fucking asked well, how much did you put on it Five to six ounces? I would say it's probably five to six.
Speaker 1At least it's not like how much did you put on it? Oh, it was Creamy Ranch Cool.
Speaker 2Cool story bro.
Speaker 1Or how much did you put on it?
Speaker 4oh well, before I put it on it I had was a pound and a half of salad. How are you doing?
Speaker 2an iron banana, fuck you I'm not playing that stupid ass game fucking switch.
Speaker 4help me, mickey.
Speaker 2Let's see you, sure about that.
Speaker 4Playing Iron Banner.
Speaker 1Switch is over there dying because of Berkey's mental state.
Speaker 4Right now I can, he's got the high-pitched wheels Go on Berkey in a party with Switch and it says activity playing Iron Banner.
Speaker 2I don't know who the fuck's doing that, but it ain't me. Okay, Really Better take that blasphemous shit somewhere else.
Speaker 4I'm already titling this episode Murky's Last Brain Cell. It's working really hard right now.
Speaker 1Oh man, Between the alcohol and the marriage of Juana, the brain cell is really struggling right now to also process destiny at the same time.
Speaker 2Mark, can you help me? I'm dead. If I was in your game, I'd be dead. I mean, mark, they're behind you. Where behind you? No, it was me actually Behind you. Where behind you? No, it was me actually.
Speaker 3Tee, hee, tee, hee, hee.
Awkward Con Conversations
Speaker 1Well, I don't know what else to say, oh, I'm fucking dead everybody. Yeah, we finally did it.
Speaker 2No, never mind, I survived. We couldn't finish the job.
Speaker 3Okay, good. So Coco and I are going to a con next week.
Speaker 1We are, I'm going to a con next week. We are, I'm going to fart in his face.
Speaker 3He probably will too. He's not lying.
Speaker 1I'm going to have to let you grab my dick, though first.
Speaker 3That's fair, a little payback. Oh, by the way, most of us, except for two of the people in this chat, met up with each other for the 4th of July.
Speaker 2Ew.
Speaker 1Yeah, Murky didn't come either. What a bitch yeah.
Speaker 3And Coco accidentally grabbed my dick.
Speaker 2That wasn't an accident.
Speaker 3I mean to be fair, both of our eyes were closed.
Speaker 1My eyes were closed and you said something about like I can't remember exactly what you said, but like one of the roles in the werewolf game Ultimate Werewolf.
Speaker 3It was the seer, yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, you were like so is the seer the one that's rubbing their hand up my leg? Because if so, then I think it's Coco and I went over to go rub up his leg and I went straight at the sack. I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 3So what it was was I think Miles was the one who was like hosting that game, matt was cooking so he decided not to use the app for our listeners who have actually played one night ultimate werewolf uh, we were playing in. I don't remember what I was supposed to be, but I remember I was one of the villagers, so I wasn't the werewolf and all of our eyes were closed. Miles gets to the seer, which the seer is able to look at like players cards Not all of them, just like one or two I forget how many and I made a joke as a little distraction for the group of. Is the seer supposed to be putting their hand down my pants? Because if so, I think it's coco, and next thing I feel is just like hand groping. I'm like, oh, and then just like people wigging out yeah fuck dude what?
Speaker 1I don't know what's happening. You're not playing. If I was, if I?
Speaker 2was playing a game, I'd be pretty pissed. A game, I bet I'd be pretty pissed the fuck off right now.
Speaker 1You should drink more.
Speaker 3You should. You should drink more water.
Speaker 1But what I was going to try to do E was try to rub your leg and then run up and then pull it away, but my eyes were closed.
Speaker 3Yeah, you overshot.
Speaker 1Vastly misinterpreted where your leg actually was and I'm pretty sure it was right middle sack, like I had to have gotten, like just right in the meat, just right in the meat.
Speaker 3I mean you started there, you started wiggling up and then I think you realized what was going on.
Speaker 1I thought it was your leg at first, because I felt a shaft. I thought it was your fucking leg.
Speaker 4I mean, I have that same problem sometimes.
Speaker 1I thought it was your leg at first because I felt a shaft, I thought it was your fucking leg. I mean, I have the same problem sometimes.
Speaker 3Yeah, it wasn't until I hit the fucking pelvis that I was like oh. But I mean, overall it was good seeing Some of the people that I normally don't get to see too often, and some people in our friend group got to try a Waffle House for the first time.
Speaker 4I did.
Speaker 1I can't believe that you've never been to a Waffle House.
Speaker 4Never been. It was an experience it did not disappoint.
Speaker 3I mean they don't have too many Waffle Houses in the Midwest. There's a couple scattered around, but they're mainly like a southern ish thing.
Speaker 1as far as I'm aware, there's a ton of them in the western PA.
Speaker 3All right, so they probably just avoid the Midwest for the most part. I think southern Indiana has a couple, but I could be wrong.
Speaker 1It's Ohio. Ohio scares them. I can't fault them they I see ohio and I don't want to be near it. I don't want to be. Yeah, I don't know how the bolt puts up with ohio. I mean, realistically though, he's like close enough to the pa border where, like, he can just leave if he wanted to if he really wanted to, but I don't think he's leaving anytime soon.
Speaker 3Awkward silence that's because Marky's too busy playing Destiny baby I love your ways every day is Zeno gonna be coming to the con next week or is he not gonna be coming?
Speaker 4you know that is a great question. Um coming to the con next week, or is he not going to be coming? You know?
Speaker 1that's a great question.
Speaker 3I don't know if they're still doing their buy one, get one sale, but like let's look right now. Jan and I got our tickets for pretty cheap because it was a buy one get one.
Speaker 1Yeah, we're like $50 for two.
Speaker 3Yeah, something like that $50, $60 for two tickets. And I know it's supposed to be like largely anime focus, which I like anime stuff but for some reason, when it comes to like watching a series of anime, it's really hard for me to just sit down and watch. And that's the same with TV shows. That's why I couldn't like watch Game of Thrones or House of Dragons. I just can't sit down and focus long enough to watch a series. I'm trying right now to watch Doom Patrol, which is based off DC Comics, and it's because Brendan Fraser is in it. I found out Brendan Fraser's in it and I want to watch it because of Brendan Fraser. That's about it.
Speaker 4They have a maid cafe.
Speaker 3Would not surprise me.
Speaker 1I feel like most cons at this point have a maid cafe.
Speaker 4Buy tickets.
Speaker 1If Zeno's in because he saw the maid cafe.
Speaker 3He can probably convince Crystal like, hey, do you want to go to a maid cafe at an anime convention? She'd probably be like what the fuck are you talking about? However, the one thing that I'm a little sketched by is I was looking at some of the events and I'm like I feel like a lot of minors are going to be attending some of these events and, as a 30 something year old man, I don't know if I want to be around them for when they're doing this stuff. Uh, we got the dumb like there's dance parties and all I can imagine is I walk into that room and it's just gonna to smell like body odor. I've already left middle school for that reason, it's.
Speaker 1You are a murky.
Speaker 2It was funny, you're funny. I'm done with destiny now, because obviously yeah.
Speaker 1I'm an issue.
Speaker 2Yeah, I'm sorry, switch. If I was going to play with you, it would have been then. Now I can't, then now I can't you just gotta be able to yeah, 5 ed.
Speaker 3However, like looking at some of the other stuff, I think it's still going to be a fun time, like, even if you're not into anime at all.
Speaker 3It seems like they have stuff there for a little bit of everybody so, speaking of conventions, he had to root for the furries today I did because they did a positive thing and I don't know, three of our viewers are probably gonna get mad with me when I say this, but Furries Hacked Project 2025 and the Heritage Foundation and leaked the chat logs that were associated with them and just kind of exposing people for being absolutely horrible human beings, and it's one of those that I'm like. I think it's one of those that I'm like, uh, I think it's just. I know I joke around.
Speaker 3I say I hate furries, this, this and that it's because you hate autistic people no, I hate you, coco exactly, but it's one of those that I think I just now use it as a joke. I don't truly hate furries, I just try to make that a little gimmick. But you know, if they're exposing shitty people for being shitty people, you can't really get mad at that.
Speaker 1I mean to be fair. Most of the political parties are shitty people.
Speaker 3Oh, no, now I found a reason why murky has to go to the con, why cat girls will exist in real life.
Speaker 318 plus, hosted by chirby gigachad sounds like a gigachad moon what the fuck on your aluminum foil hats and pre-purchase your survival bunker, because giga chat is diving deep into a crackhead conspiracy theory that will blow your mind. We delve deep into the history of house cats, why they tried to take over the world and why their rich history is proof that cat girls will exist in the near future. It is an over hour lecture of the sky giga chat talking about cat girls really is this supposed to be satire, or is this guy really crazy?
Speaker 3I think it's satire.
Speaker 1I think it's supposed to be a comedy bit, I hope fingers crossed.
Speaker 3So which causes doki dokan? It's in a k-Zoo. They also have Gretchen's butt riot, 18 plus.
Speaker 4But sign me up.
Speaker 2It sounds like my God party.
Speaker 3Well, it's like I said. It seems like there's going to be a lot of interesting stuff. I feel like a party murky murky's going to show up.
Speaker 4I'm on the VIP it doesn't appear that the tickets are.
Speaker 3I won't get one anymore oh whack, you waited too long, stinky.
Speaker 4I got plans, anyways, I think of being stinky exactly together awkward silence.
Speaker 3For what?
Speaker 1was that 10 seconds?
Speaker 3yeah, it's fair, we got to meet our quota of awkward silence every now was that 10 seconds. Yeah, it's fair, we gotta meet our quota of awkward silence every now and then should we do another one perfect.
Speaker 2The radio still works. We need to pause for 10 seconds for station identification.
Speaker 1Now, what the fuck, murky wow? You being racist scared you.
Speaker 3I feel like Satan compelled him to say that, did he? I'm pretty sure I didn't have a new shit.
Speaker 4Oh, murky, I'm so scared of you. I did that over your own volition. Oh yeah, it's kind of gay. Kind of gay I forgot about that archie polego.
Speaker 2That's where I want to live, dude, fucking archie polego brother.
Speaker 1God damn when he said that the other day my brain just like fried, and I was just reading.
Speaker 3He was reading something.
Speaker 1I'm pretty sure it's archipelago. I'm pretty sure that's archipelago and he said archipelago and I was like, well see, he said it with such confidence and I knew he was like the english teacher, that I was just like baby, I'm just fucking stupid and I've been saying it wrong this whole goddamn time I was just reading, didn't even realize, that's how it came out of my mouth it was pretty good. I was confused.
Speaker 3The archipelago, yeah, cool which, by the way, folks game boat is coming back in circulation here. That's project go to coco and I started up like what two years ago three years ago, maybe like two or three years ago it took like a year off.
Speaker 2The game boat goes on.
Speaker 3Make sure you do yeah, on spotify fucking piece of music uh, but we recently brought back our streams that we used to do over on youtube, but we switched them over to twitch and we were doing ship of fools, and that's where that little joke came from archipelago that's gonna be stuck with you for a long time.
Speaker 1I hope you know it is yeah, uh.
Speaker 3however, you can check out the highlight version or like episode one of our highlights of that stream over on YouTube, because I'm kind of editing them down, I'm kind of cutting past the story and I'm just kind of like showing funny bits or I'm showing the action bits, but it's a cut down on that, like two little over two hours of footage that we had, and just pop it down to something a little more watchable that you can just have on the background or whatever. So, yeah, find us over on YouTube Twitch. We're just Gameboat over on YouTube. However, we're Gameboat TV on Twitch.
Speaker 1We're trying to get Gameboat on Twitch, but apparently that account has.
Speaker 3Yeah, it's a really old account that somebody already has.
Speaker 1And somebody. The last stream was 12 years ago, Interesting, so I mean they could still be using the account, they just don't stream anymore.
Speaker 4It's a shame.
Speaker 3And it's possible. I mean that does happen a lot. But they were like streaming back when Twitch was still kind of TV or whatever.
Speaker 1Most of that was still one.
Speaker 3I was still relatively like you and stuff.
Speaker 1It could have still been Justin dot TV or whatever it was, cause that's what Twitch came from, right.
Speaker 3Uh, I think so. I know Twitch also had to buy the domain of dot TV Cause some country had it originally.
Speaker 1What about country had dot TV?
Speaker 3I don't remember, but I remember learning that trivia and looking it up and realizing oh, it was true.
Speaker 4You're true.
Speaker 3I wish, I don't know. I feel like I'm a figment of murky's imagination you know, sometimes I wonder yeah, because I'm only around whenever you're high it is true.
Speaker 2I mean also, I'm just high all the time. What the?
Speaker 4fuck switch stay high all the time.
Speaker 1I saw that too do you know what I'm looking at?
Speaker 3yeah, I know what I'm looking at. Yeah, I know what you're looking at.
Speaker 1I play this right now against Xenomerky Coco and E root beer and chili dogs.
Speaker 3Target player shits their whole ass that just sounds like a normal Thursday night.
Speaker 1Anyways, I'm surprised there's not a magic card that makes you shit yourself magic players do that themselves.
Speaker 3Have you seen the brown streaks they leave on the chairs at the local car shops?
Speaker 1I try to. They're nasty, they're nasty, avoid their chairs them and yugioh players. They are nasty, stinky fucks, who do you think's nastier? Smash players or magic players?
Speaker 3Oh, that is a good question.
Speaker 4That is a good question.
Speaker 3I feel like there has to be.
Speaker 2There'd have to be a battle to the death to decide.
Speaker 3I feel like they have to be about the same level, but I have a feeling that magic players are probably a little stinkier really yeah, I don't know why.
Speaker 3I just feel like, when it comes to smash players, a lot of them are already like playing at home and they probably just have nine to five jobs anyways, so they're probably already wearing deodorant. I feel like most magic players the ones that I've seen are ones that are already living in their parents basement or they're just really old fucks that have been playing this game since it first started, so they probably just don't give a shit how they smell anyways, and they just show up to the tournament wearing like three day old clothes that already have cum stains on them.
Speaker 1That escalated really quick.
Speaker 2That's just how I picture it, I feel like you, made the argument very clear.
Speaker 1for Magic players, it wasn't even close.
Speaker 3Yeah, I feel like Smash players don't get me wrong, a lot of them are probably stinky, but watching some of the professional Smash players, I feel like most of them probably wear deodorant.
Speaker 1I feel like professional Smash players that I feel like most of them probably wear deodorant. I feel like professional Smash players that would be, you know, streamed probably have to smell decent.
Speaker 3You would hope so, but I feel like there's probably professional streamers that if you meet in person they probably smell stank Asmongold 100%. Oh, Asmongold probably smells like fucking ass dude I have that. I don't know how that guy lives. That is disgusting.
Speaker 1He's a gross human being well, the unfortunate thing about being a full time twitch streamer like that is you don't actually have time to uh no, that is not an excuse.
Speaker 3That is not a fucking excuse if you can already work 9 to 5.
Speaker 1I feel like he's actually streaming for 16 hours instead.
Speaker 3Of you know what, if he makes enough, hire a fucking maid at that point, because that is disgusting yeah, I'm surprised. There's no excuse for that, like I know he's married too and I'm not trying to say this should all go on his wife. He should pick up some of that fucking slack too. He's not married, yeah. Oh okay, I knew he did have a partner for some time, but probably got tired of the house looking like it's all just super nasty now because he's depressed, because he's fucking divorced or some shit that would explain why he's such an asshole.
Speaker 4I showed Krista where the picture of Kate is in the ramen shop and she walked up to it and saluted.
Speaker 3So smart girl yeah how's she enjoying destiny? She like actually enjoying her.
Speaker 2She's just trying to get involved so she can like have a, you know, let me tell you destiny like dumb stupid yeah, but he can fucking talk and play at the same time you can't, because he's big dumb.
Speaker 3He's just still using the same insult. You gotta be big stupid, that's right, you gotta be big.
Speaker 2Stupid you, dumb head you old fart.
Speaker 4She's actually really enjoying it, Like she took a day off of work last week to fucking play Destiny.
Speaker 1Marky knows how that one feels. Marky took two days in a row off of work, yeah I didn't have it, shannon.
Speaker 3Shannon saw me play a little bit of destiny, she was like that's definitely not a me game. I, I'm not gonna touch that and I I respect that she's super into shadowverse now too.
Speaker 4I built her, uh, dragoncraft deck just out of cards that I had just to try to get something together for, based off of what she likes out of dragons, and so I built some. For she almost beat me one time actually and it was funny. It blew her fucking mind because we were playing and I beat her and I was like, okay, don't pick up your cards, because I'm going to show you like something that you could have done differently and it would have given you one more turn. And I was like, okay, don't pick up your cards, because I'm going to show you like something that you could have done differently and it would have given you one more turn. And I was like if you would have had one more turn, you were due for a Fafnir. I assume you didn't have one yet. And she's like no, I was like cool, so like if you would have had one more turn, you would have had a chance of getting it.
Speaker 4And I took the top card of her deck and flipped it over and it was fafnir. And she was like how in the fuck do you just know that? And I was like, well, it's like I was watching your cards that you played and so I knew you were due for it. It's like it's all part of the strategy. You got to kind of plan for those variables and she's like what the fuck? But she was like I'm fucking so sucked in. Now. She's like so tomorrow we're gonna go to a card shop um in uh her city and uh, saturday she found like four more shops that sell shadowverse cards specifically.
Speaker 4She's like we're going to all of them.
Speaker 3I was like okay I wish I had a steady income again and then we're gonna watch studio giving movies oh which ones we're gonna do?
Discussion on Florida Housing Market
Speaker 4uh, all of them. I think we're starting off with howls that's a good one.
Speaker 3Did you know that one's based on a book?
Speaker 3did not yeah, it's, uh, I would say middle school level, probably like fifth, sixth grade is that reading level for that book. But it's kind of interesting on how different the book is from the movie. Like, there is a ton of similarities, don't get me wrong, but there's more of a focus of the war happening in the book than there is the movie, which is a little weird because, being miyazaki, you think the war would be a bigger focus in his version, where it's just kind of like a more of a setting for how. But anyways, if you get a chance to read the book, I would recommend it. Like, even if you are not a very strong reader, you can probably finish it in a day or two because it's skinny and there's a whole series to like how is only the main character in the first book and then the other sequels are like shit that's happening around where, how is, and he pops up randomly in each book.
Speaker 4But yeah, I would recommend him she also bought candles that are themed after each of the Studio Ghibli movies. So you're supposed to light them while you're watching the movie and it's like adds to the ambiance of them.
Speaker 3You're gross. What happened? Guardians chat, oh no.
Speaker 2Oh, no happen, uh, guardians chat.
Speaker 3Oh no, I know that that's kind of a really cute stay in date night idea. Yeah, what soft serve ice. What's zeno and chris are doing?
Speaker 4you just go back to playing fucking Destiny buddy.
Speaker 3No, no, no, Don't worry about what's going on over here. He's in this chat now.
Speaker 4Oh, you're so cute.
Speaker 1He's not playing Destiny right now.
Speaker 4Oh, you're not playing Destiny. No, he's not playing Destiny anymore.
Speaker 1No that was his full attention.
Speaker 4Murky baby what?
Speaker 3He's high as shit right now.
Speaker 2Soft serve ice cream.
Speaker 1Let's go for a date he was just referring to the image I sent.
Speaker 4I do enjoy some soft serve ice cream.
Speaker 1I don't think you'd enjoy that kind of ice cream, though.
Speaker 4No, probably not. I was thinking about getting Cold Stone on my way home.
Speaker 1And then shitting yourself.
Speaker 4Yeah, yeah. But then I bought cards at the card shop and ice cream or cards had to choose. Yeah, well, like I stopped at the card shop, initially because the owner's wife was selling cookies for their uh karate dojo yeah, I heard about that.
Speaker 4Well, I saw it on their facebook very good cookies, like murky and I bought cookies from her the last time she was on them. They were chocolate chip and it's like $10. You get six cookies and they're pretty decent sized cookies. This time she was doing same thing Six cookies for $10. But you get two chocolate chip, two oatmeal raisins and two white chocolate macadamia nut cookies. They are fucking delicious. The oatmeal raisin so fucking good.
Speaker 2That'll be some white shit. Macadamia dude.
Speaker 4Me too. Actually, I saw Kelvin and Emily there too.
Speaker 3Yeah, nice.
Speaker 4And they were just upset that I won't be there tomorrow and I was like I'm sorry, I'm going to hang out with a girl I actually spoke to.
Speaker 3I'm'm going to hang out. I actually spoke to. I'm not gonna out his name, but, uh, I'll say his twitch name, tanoki. As he reached out to me he was like hey, are you gonna be there friday? I had to break the news of like oh, I was planning on it, but no, because now I actually have more of a legitimate excuse apparently my dad for my mom's birthday taking her to like a casino. So I have to like watch after the animals and there's some hell thing going on with their dog poor guy.
Speaker 3I'm sure it'll be fine. He's gonna see the vet here pretty soon. I'll be there next week, for sure yeah, I would like to be there next week for sure I would like to be there next week. I was originally going to. You're not going to be there next week Go with Coco Shit. Never mind, I'm probably not going to see those fucks until August. What?
Speaker 1Are you going to be there next week, Zeno?
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 1Did you get tickets to the con?
Speaker 3No, he said he wasn't going to get them.
Speaker 4Got it. Yeah, they're $65 a piece. Get fucked. Can't swing it right now. Krista and I got plans anyways. Get fucked, you get fucked.
Speaker 1I don't have to.
Speaker 4We're going to rearrange my living room. We're going to move the living room into the finished part of the basement and we're going to move the living room into the finished part of the basement and then in the living room we're going to set up tables for board games and card games.
Speaker 3Oh nice.
Speaker 4And everybody can come over and hang out and have a good time, eat ass or whatever.
Speaker 1It is, man, if I lived over there, we'd have the perfect room for board games and stuff like that.
Speaker 3And yet you decided to go to fucking Illinois.
Speaker 1You can blame Gaz on that one, if you want to really get into this.
Speaker 3I'm blaming you on this one, the housing market's about to crash.
Speaker 4Oh, you guys want to hear some fucking fucked up shit that I learned about.
Speaker 3Sure.
Speaker 4So Florida's housing market is crashing. It was already starting to crash because people can't afford to live in Florida. It's too expensive. Mikey, make sure you pay attention so you can tell Dusty about this shit. He's paying attention. So insurance companies are starting to. What they're doing right now is they're not providing hurricane insurance. I heard about that.
Speaker 3Actually it's so fucking stupid.
Speaker 4You cannot get hurricane insurance. They're trying to pull out of Florida altogether. And so now you have to have hurricane insurance to have a mortgage in Florida, because hurricanes are common in Florida, to have a mortgage in Florida because hurricanes are common in Florida. So now you have to pay a third party premium or hurricane insurance to be able to have your mortgage. But people can't afford the fucking premium because they can't afford the house in the first place. So, bunch of boomers selling their houses in Florida. Nobody can buy them because they can't afford the house insurance and the third party's insurance. Yep, so the florida housing market is crashing right now who could have ever seen that coming?
Speaker 1are all the boomers upset that they're not getting the value out of their house?
Speaker 4probably I would imagine I don't know because, like my boss was telling me, his dad goes to florida for several months.
Speaker 4He's a snowbird right um he's telling me about a friend of his dad's that uh bought this house like six million dollars and he can't insure it now and he was just like, yeah, fuck it, a hurricane comes through, then it's free demolition for the house. He's like that's a $6 million investment. You're just like, eh, that's all right. But he's like, but they can just afford to do that because they could take out a loan for a 50-year premium and they're never going to pay that money back because they're not going to live long enough to pay that money back.
Speaker 1I feel like the bank shouldn't give them a loan for that.
Speaker 4Why not? The bank gets all the money and then they possess the property when they die and sell it to somebody else. Yep.
Speaker 1The unfortunate thing, nobody can afford the property at that point. Yeah, but they're're gonna make a fucking high premium on it until then, and then they'll figure it out later or they'll go under, like fucking silicon valley bank could happen probably will.
Speaker 3We're fucked, yeah, we are snidey or we're really fucked.
Speaker 1Thanks, parents.
Speaker 3Boomers, imagine being the gimme, gimme, gimme generation, then calling everybody else lazy because you ruined everything.
Speaker 1Yeah, fucking asshats, do be like that.
Speaker 4Boomers are fucking stupid, yeah they are heavy sigh sound uh, should we do the game now?
Speaker 1yeah, should we do the game?
Speaker 3uh, if you guys are ready for the game ready for the game. I gotta use the restroom before the game oh, okay, okay, well, just let him use the restroom, coco, yeah.
Speaker 2I was getting back into conversation, coco, I got yelled at while we yelled Zeno for playing video games, because he actually can talk and I'm actually still interacting.
Speaker 1I know.
Speaker 2I brought this up already. Nope, been too quiet. You should really reconsider what you're doing with your life.
Speaker 4You should reconsider taking my dick out of your mouth before you talk again.
Speaker 2You know, that thing could never all fit in my mouth.
Speaker 4There's no way. If you you like, you need to stop sucking on the side of it.
Speaker 2Then it's like a. It looks like fucking house of water dispensers if uh don't tell me I'm gonna watch it now.
Speaker 4Spoilers, I need to watch it, so I have to watch it okay okay, okay, go use the bathroom I was gonna say you're like a gerbil with like the little water dispenser thing scared of it.
Speaker 2I don't really want to touch it. Alright, go use, go use the restroom.
Speaker 3Aww look at the sweet baby he says how's he doing with his baby sister?
Speaker 1she's. She's attacking the shit out of him. He's getting payback for what he did to Rivet yeah but he definitely wants my leftover plate.
Speaker 3You can see him yeah I, I see him leaning and whipping that tail kate's nagged a chicken nugget from me last night oh did he.
Speaker 4I didn't even think about it or like realize that you guys usually like he won't try to eat food off my plate or something like he wants to sniff it to see what it is, but he always waits for me to like give him something, not. Last night he sniffed one of those chicken nuggets from McDonald's and he was like this bitch is mine and he lifted it up and started to walk away before I noticed him and I was like hey, what are you doing? And he just froze like shit, the gig is up and I took it from him. I did end up giving him a piece of it, though I was like you're not getting a whole fucking chicken nugget. I was mad at you. I gave him some chicken nugget because he's cute. He is cute, he's a cute guy over in the chair. You just chill him as he looks over.
Speaker 3Like what are you talking? About yeah, alright, let's do the game without murky no, because I made it specifically that it has to be you three okay and then you know, once he's back, even though he's high, he's probably gonna forget the rules right, right, the rules change anyway, you'll see every episode. He's probably going to forget the rules. Right, right, it's all right, the rules change anyway, you'll see Every episode. What is this? The thing that we're just going to do from now on, if we get good feedback.
Speaker 1I guess we don't get any feedback bro.
Speaker 3We have one guy. We got one guy. I have the dude with the profile picture that every time I see it it looks like the Demi Fiend from Shimmy Gummy Tensei III, nocturne, but I know it's not the Demi Fiend. What the fuck just happened? Pasha, I don't know, he has an Alt J at the end, so maybe it's just Pash, alt J, pasha, pasha, pasha. Anyways, if you're listening to this podcast, we're talking about you today. Uh, self plugins. If you want to be a part of ADHD after dark shit, make sure to click on Coco's link tree, because I guess the database is the discord. Is the official ADHD after dark podcast. Is the?
Speaker 1official ADHD after dark podcast discord.
Speaker 3Apparently the database is the official adhd after dark podcast discord because that's where the one person that we got joined yeah, because you were the only one who had the discord and their link tree, because at that time I had it removed from my link tree because I don't want my students finding it and shit and now your students found your discord. Oh yeah, and it was only one, and they were blatantly racist and they got kicked out.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, you went up recently?
Speaker 4Yeah Well, it wasn't.
Speaker 1They didn't say anything racist, but their pronouns.
Speaker 3It was their pronouns it was Nick Slash, and then one of the pronouns for a female.
Speaker 4Wow.
Speaker 3So in their profile picture was Obama.
Speaker 1So their name also was obama or something.
Speaker 2Yeah what the fuck is this dude?
Speaker 3yeah, so they were just being blatantly racist. Welcome back, murky. What did you send me, but? But who sent what?
Speaker 1yeah, what did you send to us? No, is this a?
Speaker 3guy playing video games yeah with his feet, dude it's a game that recently uh came out yeah, this must be the thing with his feet.
Speaker 2Nope, that is not.
Speaker 3This is not what that is uh that is anger foot, which is a game that I think came out today and you know the developers are promoting it and they just have the webcam on a guy who's playing it with his feet. I just figured, you know, because Berkey was into feet. He might enjoy that. Anyways, alright, let me just share something here boop boop, do alright, because I don't have nitro anymore. Deal with 720p. Share something here Boop boop, boop-a-doo All right, because I don't have Nitro anymore. Deal with 720p baby Game breaker.
Speaker 3Yeah, all right. So welcome on in everybody to a new little section that I'm calling Game Breaker here on ADHD After Dark. Game breaker here on adhd after dark. Now let's go ahead and introduce our contestants here all the way from 420 69 blaze of town. We got merc daddy with 3ds.
Speaker 2Tell us a little bit about yourself uh, I got a fat old ass and I'm here to fucking win, god damn.
Speaker 3From Fat Wiener Town. We got XenoStream38. Xeno, welcome on in Hi.
Speaker 4Hi, I like rubbing my fat wiener in Murky's fat triple D ass.
Speaker 2He didn't ask you to say anything about yourself, dumbass.
Speaker 4No, I thought it was assumed.
Speaker 2Xeno lost the point. You stupid bitch You're a stupid bitch.
Speaker 3And all the way from Tism Central we got Coder Coco Hi. He's currently on a waiting list to see if he does have the Tism.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's a different kind of tism all right.
Speaker 3So, uh, just let you guys know. As we are playing this game, let me just reshare something here. Change windows to this one, go live. I do have a counter and every now and again we will stop to do a point check so people will know what their points are, as our contestants can see. But our audio listeners cannot. Everybody's at a zero and there is a particular reason why I have xeno on the left, coco in the middle and murky on the right. It'll make sense later. Anyways, need to do. Let me change back our window over to this one, so you guys see that one. All right. So, game breaker, here are the rules. You do not get to know the rules. Only the host knows what the main rule is. Our players have no idea what the game or games they're about to play are, and they have to figure out what the rule is in order to score points. The only way to learn is by playing and the only way to win is by learning. Do we understand the rules? We're fucked.
Speaker 4All right, just to let you know.
Speaker 3It might be a little whiplash at first, but we might just randomly change categories, we might randomly change games, we might randomly change gimmicks. It's whatever I have decided to concoct as an idea.
Speaker 4I like it good luck everybody good luck to you.
Speaker 3Zeno, starting off with you, how do you defeat Psycho Mantis in Metal Gear Solid?
Speaker 4You have to change your controller port to a different port.
Speaker 3That is correct. What, Coco? How do you cast a bait caster without bird nesting? I'm sorry what you cast a type of reel, you cannot help out other contestants is that a rule?
Speaker 1yeah it is now you pull out the huge wiener and stick it in the computer port uh, I am sorry, but no, that that is not a correct answer.
Speaker 3Um murky, what is the name of sora's weapon in kingdom hearts?
Speaker 1e-blade I fucking that is correct.
Speaker 3I will take that key blade. I also would have taken, like kingdom Key or the name of the other keys, zeno, what Destiny 2 subclass freezes enemies.
Speaker 4What is Stasis?
Speaker 3This is not Jeopardy, but yeah, stasis, stasis is correct, I'm getting a garbage question because I already fucking Coco. Which monster in the Monster Hunter series canonically has a parasitic larval stage early in its evolutions?
Speaker 1Murky's fat fucking ass.
Speaker 3That is incorrect. I might need one of you boys to help me pronounce this, but a Geratodus.
Speaker 4I think it's a.
Speaker 3Gerat, there we go. That sounds correct, because, like I'm trying to say phonetically, I don't know man this yeah, juratidus okay, thank. Thank you for the correct correction there. All right, uh, murky, what direction does mario have to go in super mario brothers?
Speaker 1are you stupid? Are you fucking jesus christ? He's too.
Speaker 3He does have to go to the right. You are right zeno devil may cry was supposed to be a game in what beloved series fuck before, no, before. It became Devil May Cry hmm, what beloved series what beloved series, correct? So just think all the things you know about Devil May Cry and just think what might have all that stuff been connected to.
Speaker 4Guns demons Resident Evil.
Speaker 3You are right, it is Resident Evil. You are right, it is resident evil. It was supposed to be a spin-off, or I think it was supposed to be one of, like, the ps2 era versions of resident evil. Yeah, it was supposed to be a resident evil game. Uh, coco, what is the most expensive game to be developed? Um I'll even take the second most expensive game to be developed I don't know.
Speaker 4This off the top of my head uh, I feel like all these questions are pretty easy yeah, uh, I'm gonna have to go with, like final fantasy 7 remake or rebirth.
Speaker 3That would make sense because of how everything looks and how long over this period of time they're doing it, but the answer is actually Star Citizen.
Speaker 1You know what that does make sense in hindsight. I just wasn't a game that you know.
Speaker 3Yeah, that comes to mind.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3But it is one of the most expensive developments.
Speaker 4I would have said Elden.
Speaker 1Ring? Isn't that?
Speaker 3isn't Star Citizen still in fucking beta technically, yes, and you know it's been out for a while people spent thousands of dollars on ships in that game.
Speaker 1Yep, that's why I don't think of it as a fucking game no, it's a money waster.
Speaker 3Let's be honest.
Speaker 1It is like a gotcha game without the gotcha part. No what they got is your money, yeah.
Speaker 3Murky on a mouse and keyboard. Which button do you typically press to fire a gun?
Speaker 1He was like Murky's, a fucking idiot. Here we go. Left mouse very good, very good. Coco, say the line I drink your milkshake what I drink your milkshake murky.
Speaker 2Add a little sassiness to that sassiness to that I drink your milkshake, oh you know add even more sass to it.
Speaker 4I'm gonna drink your milkshake.
Speaker 3Coco, say it like you're trying to order food off of a menu that you haven't had much time to read.
Speaker 1Chicken nuggets.
Speaker 3And that's it.
Speaker 1That was my order. I didn't have enough time to read it, so I just ordered chicken fucking nuggets. Oh, you're supposed to say the line again, am I?
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 1Oh, I forgot what the line was.
Speaker 3Murky, say the line like you have just dropped a plate full of barbecue chicken on the floor hang on wait.
Speaker 1I got the sensor out for this one fucking milkshake.
Speaker 3What a bullshit all right, all right, all right, very nice, very nice. Xeno say the line, like a twitch streamer who just got donated a lot of money I'm gonna make you drink my milkshake.
Speaker 4Zeno say the line like a Twitch streamer who just got donated a lot of money.
Speaker 3I'm gonna make you drink my milkshake. Cocos say the line like an actor winning his very first Oscar.
Speaker 1I'd like to thank the milkshake. It was the best milkshake, the only milkshake for me, but it got me through the movie. Thank you. Milkshake for me, but it got me through the movie. Thank you.
Speaker 3Milkshake Murky, say the line, like a family friendly YouTuber or Twitch streamer who needs to end their stream so they can take a fat shit, but more people keep rating and joining the chat.
Speaker 2And this is the most views you've ever gotten. Oh, hey, everybody. Oh thanks, you know Street 38. Thanks so much for the rain. This is all. This is great. Oh, this is fantastic. I've met. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness, this is great, this is fantastic. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness, this is great. Oh guys, milkshake. Oh, I spilled it everywhere. Oh my gosh, please stop, guys. I have to go. Oh my God.
Speaker 4Another raid.
Speaker 1It's true. It's true, he fucking left that was pretty good.
Speaker 2That was pretty good.
Speaker 4Zeno, say it like you're trying to explain a game mechanic to your girlfriend who's not quite understanding it so you have milkshake, right, and the straw, yeah, goes in to the milkshake, and then you just you slurp it, and then that's how you drink it.
Speaker 3Nice Coco. Say it like you just got roasted by E in front of all of your friends at a restaurant.
Speaker 1I don't know how he did it, but damn, he made a milkshake sound like a better person than me.
Speaker 3Murky, can you say the from down with the sickness? One more time for us.
Speaker 2I don't, I've did it once one more time, one more time.
Speaker 3Zeno say that, but like you, just stubbed your toe.
Speaker 4I have to do the down with the sickness. Like I stubbed, he's gonna have to actually stub his fucking toe slam your toe against the wall. I'm like you have no idea how much mental fortitude it takes to fucking do that.
Speaker 1I don't, I'm autistic, I just send it.
Speaker 4That's true, um no, uh uh well fuck. Ah nice, uh, well fuck oh nice cocoa.
Speaker 3Say like you just burnt your tongue on hot cocoa. Uh murky. Say like you just proposed to your girlfriend on the beach, but a crab is pinching your toe right I think discord actually got you out there, because I did it all your mouth open, but I heard nothing. Yeah, I was, I was yelling.
Speaker 1He's got that noise cancellation.
Speaker 3There we go. Zeno say like you just caught your cat chewing on plastic.
Speaker 1Kate looked at me like what bro Coco say, like zordon from the power rangers what the fuck does that even sound like fucking? Okay I don't know, does he have a fucking voice changer a?
Speaker 3little bit yeah a little bit yeah murky, say it like a thug who just found out batman is hiding in the next room. I hope I hope he knows this. I'll say say it like.
Speaker 1Batman hiding in the next room.
Speaker 4Zeno, who is this? That is Kate Six.
Speaker 3Alright, alright, coco. Who is this?
Speaker 1I don't fucking know.
Speaker 4Can I go for bonus points and answer the question? That is, samanosuke from Animusha.
Speaker 3You are absolutely correct. Yes, it is Perky. Who is this?
Speaker 1He really said you're fucking stupid.
Speaker 3Alright Xeno, who's that?
Speaker 4That is Ratchet.
Speaker 3Alright, coco, who's this?
Speaker 1I don't fucking know either. How do you not's this?
Speaker 4I don't fucking know either. How do you not know this?
Speaker 1Because, I'm fucking stupid. This is tailored to you, dude, is it?
Speaker 4It's supposed to be.
Speaker 1I don't think it is. It's Jack Frost, dude Bro. That is it's Jack Frost, dude bro. That's not what Jack Frost is like in my head is that Jack Frosty?
Speaker 3that is Jack Frost from the shimigami tensei line of video games. Murky, who's that?
Speaker 1dude. Every time murky gets one, I'm just like man, so you know who's this that is the banshee queen herself.
Speaker 4Why can't I think of her name right now? It's I keep wanting to say Savathun. It is god damn it. Why is her name? I keep wanting to say Savathun.
Speaker 3Um, it is, um, God damn it. Why is there?
Speaker 4I just want to. She's one of the three sisters. Why can't I think of her name right now? It's uh, uh, uh, uh. Just had a whole story arc with the jailer. Yeah, sylvanas, all right. All right, just had a whole story arc with the jailer.
Speaker 3yeah, sylvanas alright, alright, coco. Who's that?
Speaker 1is that from the Mario movie?
Speaker 4who is it?
Speaker 1is that supposed to be a fucking like Goomba or something?
Speaker 3it is a Goomba, I just remember that being so shitty oh yeah, dude perky, who's that? Dude Zeno, who's that?
Speaker 4that is Rathalos.
Speaker 3Coco. Who's that god?
Speaker 1damn it.
Speaker 3I don't want to say it's somebody from Tron, but I have no idea worst part is, you should know this because I've had a rant about this guy in Gamebo it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1You've got me so flustered with everything I don't know. I've never played that you should good series it's on my list, fuck, list, fuck. At least now I don't feel so bad. Holy shit there we go.
Speaker 2I knew the name, I just had to think about it Zeno. What's that? That would be a pokeball? It's a lake dumbass. Yeah, fucking idiot, coco, what's that that would?
Speaker 1be a Pokeball. It's a lake dumbass. Yeah, fucking idiot Coco, what's this?
Speaker 2It's a fucking drill. Perky, what's that?
Speaker 3Those are cherries.
Speaker 4Cena. What's this game?
Speaker 3I think, it's Mario Kart Racing. Alright, coco, what's this game?
Speaker 1which game is this? It could be any number of games.
Speaker 3I'm going to guess it's Shin Megami Tensei, something that would be a good guess, but no, this is Legend of Ligaya.
Speaker 1Don't even know what. That is Very good game.
Speaker 3RQ. What's this game, Pac-Man?
Speaker 2I'm so smart, coco, you're so fucking stupid.
Speaker 3Zeno, what's this game?
Speaker 4Final Fantasy VII.
Speaker 3All right, Coco. What is this game? Arcade Classic.
Speaker 1I don't know.
Speaker 3This would be Dragon's Lair.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 3Murky, what kind of fish is this?
Speaker 1I hope you get this wrong. You fucking idiot.
Speaker 2Bluegill or a sunfish.
Speaker 3It is a bluegill. Very good Zeno. What kind of fish is this?
Speaker 1Oh man, mine's going to be something from the old days.
Speaker 3Coco. What's this?
Speaker 1It's a fucking fish.
Speaker 2It's a fucking fish, do I get bonus points? If I get it wrong, do I lose points? You might.
Speaker 1You don't know, the rules.
Speaker 3Is that a?
Speaker 4grunt.
Speaker 3It is a grunt Perky, can this animal fart?
Speaker 2Yes, the Moo Moo does fart.
Speaker 3Zeno can this animal fart?
Speaker 4I do believe a kangaroo can fart.
Speaker 3Coco, can this animal fart? Why did I absolutely?
Speaker 1in my head. I was like I was about to scream he's gonna give me a fucking spider or something and I don't know.
Speaker 3I'm gonna say yes, because why else would you put it on this fucking list? I don't know.
Speaker 1I'm gonna say yes, because why else would you put it on this fucking list? Why else would you put it on this list?
Speaker 3of course it farts the actual answer is scientists really don't know well, fuck you then.
Speaker 1I can't get it wrong, murky can this animal fart? Yes, cats he's gonna give me a goddamn crab xeno, can a parrot fart?
Speaker 3yes, I'm sorry, but no, they can't fart. What? No way all birds cannot fart.
Speaker 4No shit, no shit they just shit, they just shit, so they have a cloaca which pretty much everything goes in and out of.
Speaker 3They do not have the same bacterial stuff in their stomachs like most animals have. That produces that gas, Because if they get too much of a buildup it would kill them.
Speaker 4Makes sense.
Speaker 3Coco, can I fart?
Speaker 1I want to say no.
Speaker 2No, yeah, sleepy, man.
Speaker 3You are are correct sloths cannot fart. What they do is they still have that bacteria in their stomach. However, it goes through their bloodline and it releases out as more of a burp. So if they burp near you, it's gonna smell like straight ass so they release it through their bloodline. You're telling me that that motherfucker's son, who's the heir to the Iron Throne, is going to burp.
Speaker 1What.
Speaker 3If I understood that reference, probably he said they release it through their bloodline. Yeah, oh, blood flow. Whatever, you know what I mean. Look at that sleepy sloth boy though. He's a cute little guy. Don't let him burp on you, Murky. What kind of animal is this Look?
Speaker 1at that dog.
Speaker 3It is a dog, gay Zeno. What kind of animal is this? That would be a fox, also dog.
Speaker 1What the fuck am I going to get? That's some kind of fucking marsupial. I couldn't tell you what.
Speaker 3That is an aye-aye. What the fuck is an aye-aye One?
Speaker 2of these motherfuckers dude.
Speaker 4He's looking at me with his crazy goofy-looking bastard.
Speaker 3Murky. What is America's only marsupial?
Speaker 2I'm going to take a wild guess here and say possum.
Speaker 3Oh, very good, Very good. The opossum Zeno say the line. Does he look like a bitch?
Speaker 4Does he look like a bitch?
Speaker 3Coco say that line but like you're a police sketch artist trying to get a good description of the perp.
Speaker 1All right. So you say he's got a long beard, fat ass and a short hairline. Would you say he looks like a bitch.
Speaker 3Murky, say that line, but like you were only half listening to your girlfriend's rant about her co-workers if you say anything, you're wrong. You'd die I look like a bitch zeno say that line like you, just discovered a missing child in the park who is trying to look for his dad.
Speaker 4Oh boy, Does he look like a bitch.
Speaker 3Coco, say that line, like you're trying to talk to customer service over the phone, but your cat won't stop meowing because it wants food.
Speaker 1Hey, it just looks like a bitch. I'll get you in a minute, Keelala.
Speaker 3Murky, say that line like you're doing a TED Talk.
Speaker 2He looks like a bitch. He looks like a bitch, right yeah.
Speaker 3Zeno, say the line like you're in a 70s porno.
Speaker 4Yeah, does he look like a bitch.
Speaker 3Coco, say that line like you're trying to talk to your sister, but she's annoyingly drunk yeah, so you're a bitch murky say that line like it's the first, You're a bitch.
Speaker 2Murky say that line like it's the first time you've ever said the word bitch. Does he? Does he look like a bitch?
Speaker 4Zeno say that line like you're an airplane captain telling their passengers about the flight time and uh looks like we're planning to be in uh South Africa in approximately four hours. Um, does he look like a bitch though?
Speaker 3All right, let's go ahead and tally up our points of what we have.
Speaker 1Any points. I have no idea what any of the rules were.
Speaker 2Any points.
Speaker 3So we got Zeno with 20. We got Coco with 6 and we got Mureno with 20. We got Coco with six and we got Murky with 22. Does anyone want to take a shot at what the rule is?
Speaker 4I do.
Speaker 3All right Zeno.
Speaker 4Coco can't win.
Speaker 3That's right. Coco can't win was today's rule. I figured no matter what, even if he was dead right, he would still would have lost points. So thank you everybody for participating in today's episode of game breaker with our champ daddy. Fuck you losers, you guys are dumb of Game. Breaker with our champ Merc.
Speaker 4Daddy, Fuck you losers. You guys are dumb.
Speaker 3Wait, do I get anything for knowing the rule? You get one free slap on the ass by Marky.
Speaker 1You know what's really funny? Because I couldn't win. Technically, Zeno came in last place.
Speaker 4True, true. He actually told me the rule of the game earlier this week too, so I knew the entire time.
Speaker 1I knew after the first two questions.
Speaker 3I mean, it kind of becomes a little blatantly obvious use your thumb especially whenever you gave me the question does it fart?
Speaker 1and you were like scientists don't know, so you couldn't give me a point you can eat my fucking asshole.
Speaker 3I mean, if you would have said I don't know, and that would have been your answer I would have given you the point, but you said yes as your answer.
Speaker 1I would have you were already far enough behind if I was neck and neck for the lead, you wouldn't have given me the point.
Speaker 3You're absolutely right, I wouldn't have.
Speaker 4You're absolutely right, or you would have lost points.
Speaker 1I'm just upset that fucking Murky took forever on the Koopa.
Funny Game Show Banter and Bloopers
Speaker 4That was pretty funny. I did not know the double may cry one. Also fun fact, he was giving me all the answers the entire time. Oh yeah, I didn't answer any of my fucking questions hardly, honestly. This is bullshit. I did know Sylvanas. I just could not think of her name for the life of me.
Speaker 1Is that why he gave you semi-hard ones and Murky just fucking dumb, idiot ones? Because he figured I'd pick up on murky just being stupid.
Speaker 3No, I was actually really hard.
Speaker 1Thank you, no, they weren't. Who is this?
Speaker 2It's fucking.
Speaker 1Pikachu.
Speaker 3I was counting on murky to either be high or drunk, and I nailed it, so I was just giving him what was really funny is the question that you said about the hat, the one with the half-girlfriend or half-listening to his girlfriend. And I was like, wow, that's very accurate to the start of this call. I don't know.
Speaker 4I figured the dropping the barbecue chicken one would have been. That one was pretty fucking funny.
Speaker 1I almost expected him to say it. No, I think he learned his lesson yeah, don't scream the k word whenever you drop chicken on the ground don't be anti-semitic.
Speaker 2I don't know who you're talking about.
Speaker 3I don't know if you boys enjoyed it and if it was fun for you guys to listen to. Please let us know. Who knows, maybe he'll come back, maybe he'll never come back. Who fucking knows, maybe next time Coco can actually win and he can have a fair shot, because I'll change the rule.
Speaker 4I'm gonna come on your back. Hey, take it easy.
Speaker 3Kim K, oh boy as you know, she has come on her back yeah, that fucking blooper with Chris Pratt.
Speaker 4Chris Pratt, hilarious. He's like, yeah, kim Kardashian, come on her back. Yeah, that fucking blooper with, uh, chris pratt hilarious. He's like, yeah, kim kardashian. No, I wouldn't say that's come back. No, I'm pretty sure in that movie she got some, come on her back oof all right we're done yeah, yeah, yeah, that was the end of this.
Speaker 2Goodbye, goodbye.
