ADHD After Dark
ADHD After Dark is the unfiltered podcast where a group of hilarious dudes with ADHD gather to talk about anything and everything that comes to mind. Brace yourself for an explicit and comedic rollercoaster ride, as we dive into the depths of randomness, pushing the boundaries of humor and edginess.
In each episode, we unleash our unapologetic, off-the-cuff banter, sharing outrageous stories, wild adventures, and side-splitting anecdotes that will keep you laughing throughout the night. No topic is off-limits for us—whether it's outrageous personal experiences, taboo subjects, or exploring the more intimate and risqué aspects of life, we bring a refreshingly audacious and humorous perspective to it all.
ADHD After Dark is your escape from the mundane and predictable. Join our crew as we navigate the uncharted territories of comedic chaos, reveling in the freedom to explore the untamed corners of our minds. We embrace the spirit of After Dark, where the content can get explicit, sexual, and edgy—pushing boundaries and challenging social norms with a healthy dose of laughter.
While we may not always offer informative insights, we guarantee an uproarious time filled with absurdity, spontaneous conversations, and unabashed humor. It's a podcast that's not afraid to go where others won't, creating an inclusive space for individuals who enjoy unfiltered comedic escapades.
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ADHD After Dark
S3 E17: Merky's Last Braincell
Ever wondered if cat girls could be more than just a fantasy? Our conspiracy theory segment dives into the bizarre and amusing, peppered with satirical lectures and unique event adventures like "Gretchen's Butt Riot" at Doki Dokan. We'll also give you the latest on our revived Gameboat project and share some eyebrow-raising comparisons of hygiene standards across different gaming communities. Plus, a sneak peek into our upcoming convention plans and the allure of a maid cafe.
Wrap up the episode with a mix of spirited discussions on the Florida housing market, nostalgic trivia quizzes, and a laugh-out-loud voice-acting challenge that promises to be a riot. Whether it's debating the merits of Boomers versus younger generations or sharing hilarious gaming mishaps, this episode is packed with engaging and eclectic content. Don't miss out on the fun, the laughs, and the insights that make ADHD After Dark your go-to for an entertaining podcast experience!
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Welcome to ADHD After Dark, where Murky's definitely not playing a video game.
Speaker 2:I'm not. It took you a long time to respond to that.
Speaker 1:He was like shit did he say, murky, I'm gonna need you to put your hands up for the next five minutes. Oh no, oh, no that was not five minutes.
Speaker 2:Whammy, whammy.
Speaker 3:Oh, it's a caters it is a caters.
Speaker 1:I saw him trying to get in the poop bowl yesterday oh.
Speaker 4:I saw him trying to get in your pooper the other day yeah, what was funny is I was trying to get a picture of him as I turned a corner. What I saw and he was like leaned over, like that, but he was looking at me like shit. And then by the time I took that, but he was looking at me like shit.
Speaker 1:And then by the time I took the picture he was looking back in the bowl maybe you caught him trying to, like you know, be like a toy story moment where he like. Actually we learned that cats can poop in the toilet bowl, but like only when they're humans.
Speaker 4:Aren't like aware of it no, he was definitely trying to lick trying to lick your poop.
Speaker 1:He's trying to get all. Trying to lick your poop. He's trying to get all those nutrients out of it?
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean, isn't that what they say about animals out in the wild? Is they smell some kind of nutritional value in species and that's why they eat it? Huh, interesting. I don't know if that's true, that's just always what I've been told. Like sorry, it's just kind of weird where murky's playing a video game, two of you guys are eating and then there's switch, which, by the way, listeners, we have a guest with us. We have our good friend switch, who said he will periodically do chuckles to let you know he's alive by the way, murky, you're not a really good person at hiding what game you're playing.
Speaker 1:Discord outed you.
Speaker 3:What's he playing? Destiny 2. Nothing, I figured.
Speaker 2:Nothing, nothing, nothing. That's wrong Stupid.
Speaker 1:Why is?
Speaker 3:he pooping.
Speaker 1:So he prepared something for us today.
Speaker 3:I did, but I figured, since it's only going to be like 20-30 minutes, we can do a regular podcast BS stuff, which is most of the time, we don't know what the fuck to talk about. It's because we're awkward guys, nice. Okay, yeah, that was a good one that felt did you feel like you lost a pound or two with that one?
Speaker 1:no, no, because I definitely put like two pounds in me before I burped.
Speaker 4:So uh, what do you guys think defines a dumpling? And do you think?
Speaker 2:that the existence of a dumpling would imply the existence of a larger dumple.
Speaker 4:We're not going to talk about that, because that's fucking stupid.
Speaker 2:You're fucking stupid.
Speaker 1:You're playing Destiny, idiot.
Speaker 4:We talked about this yesterday and we concluded that dumple was a stupid term you just made up.
Speaker 1:I'm stupid, you're stupid, oh, david. Yeah, what am I? David, david david david.
Speaker 3:So what was the actual question? So I feel like for me what counts as a dumpling is you have to have some kind of dough and it's probably a small thing of it where you flatten it out, and it has to be like boiled, steamed, and I'm assuming you would normally serve it with like soup, stew or something that would count as a dumpling you're fucking wrong you're definitely correct.
Speaker 4:I was just gonna say, as a dumpling, you're fucking wrong.
Speaker 1:You're actually almost exactly correct.
Speaker 4:You're definitely correct.
Speaker 1:I was just going to say dough with a filling that's cooked.
Speaker 3:But then wouldn't a donut then be considered a dumpling by that measure?
Speaker 1:Look if a square is a rectangle, then a donut can be a dumpling.
Speaker 3:But isn't a square where all sides are exact and a rectangle is only two?
Speaker 1:Mathematics a square also counts as a rectangle, because the definition of a rectangle is only it has two parallel sides and it's got four sides, which the square fits that definition. Learn geometry, bitch.
Speaker 3:I almost failed that class. My high school geometry teacher, my senior year, pulled me to the side and was like you know, if you fail this class, you have to like retake your senior year. And I looked him dead in his eyes and I was like you know, if I fail this class, I have to retake your class again and you're not going to have a fun time.
Speaker 1:Yeah, a square is a rectangle.
Speaker 3:So I'll tell you this much I didn't learn fucking shit in Mr Jordan's class. All he fucking talked about was his polo shirts he wore shut the fuck up.
Speaker 3:All he talked about was the polo shirts. You worked at the local bar where he was a bartender. That's all he ever talked about. In that class I didn't learn a goddamn thing, and that's why everything in that class was so fucking hard for me because he didn't teach fucking geometry. I can tell you, his favorite shirt to wear on Friday nights was fucking purple. That's the shit I learned in that fucking geometry class.
Speaker 4:Wow, I didn't realize we were having a therapy session.
Speaker 1:I didn't, I didn't realize I was going to strike a nerve. Really you opened up.
Speaker 3:No, because fuck Mr Jordan, fuck him, fuck Mr.
Speaker 4:Jordan up?
Speaker 3:no, because fuck mr jordan, fuck him. Fuck, mr jordan, you dumb, dumb, bleeding. Tell us more. Yeah, tell us. Apparently he's like the principal of the middle school I went to now, so why the fuck they allowed him up that far is beyond me. But working in education I realized they let fucking morons be administration most of the time.
Speaker 4:So congratulations, mr jordan, you reached your peak apparently mr jordan's really pulling off that purple shirt too. Just to clarify we're not talking about Congratulations, Mr Jordan, you reached your peak. Apparently, Mr Jordan's really pulling off that purple shirt too.
Speaker 1:Just to clarify we're not talking about Michael Jordan, because he might have a different beef with you.
Speaker 3:As far as I'm aware, I have no beef with the guy that saved the Looney Tunes. Cool, okay.
Speaker 1:Just making sure we're on the same page. I mean, he saved the Looney Tunes.
Speaker 2:Like Space Jam.
Speaker 1:Cool okay, yeah, just making sure we're on the same page. I mean, the looney tune like space jam isn't mad about there, murky, nothing died you're getting awfully mad for not playing a video game, fucking anything. Yeah, stupid, stupid I like how murky's brain power is completely devoted to destiny, so that he can't make any comebacks, so everything's just stupid Stupid dummy face. Stupid dumb poopoo piece.
Speaker 3:Maybe it's because he hasn't had his quart of milk today.
Speaker 4:Oh, he's had some milk dude.
Speaker 3:I saw Zeno had some milk.
Speaker 1:Was that today? Was that a picture today?
Speaker 4:No, that was yesterday. I finally understand how Murky accidentally drinks a fucking gallon of milk all the time, because I absolutely accidentally drank a quart I mean you accidentally drink a quart, first off, I thought you
Speaker 3:were willingly drinking that whole shit. It'd be one thing if you open your mouth. Somehow that liquid flew in and beyond some force of nature, you gulped it down. That's an accident. You willingly brought that up to your face and chose to let your body bring it down to your stomach.
Speaker 4:What if I told you that's exactly what happened.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so then you purposely drank a quart of milk. No, the first one, then that's an accident. I would fully believe you?
Speaker 1:Fucking Zeno got trampled by a fucking cow and its utter got stuck in his mouth and just force fed him milk it dragged me for miles old bessie just drinking milk, that was.
Speaker 4:It was a quart of milk. I thought it was like a 20 ounce bottle and I was like it was orange cream milk and I was like that kind of sounds good. And uh, then I drank it all and my boss walked by. He goes wow, you just drink a whole quart of milk. And I was like what? No, that's not a quart. And I looked at the bottle and it was a fucking quart and I was like well, isn't that what 20 ounces is?
Speaker 1:or that didn't oh, good question I feel like you probably picked up a 20 ounce bottle and didn't realize that that's just how much a quart is.
Speaker 4:Could be yeah, 32 ounces 32?
Speaker 2:oh easy, that's a fucking cakewalk.
Speaker 1:I drink a quart, like for breakfast and dinner, like it's not that it's not that hard. I can drink a half gallon of milk like nothing but I tell you what my gas was fucking.
Speaker 4:Next level.
Speaker 2:Next level.
Speaker 4:I had to keep finding reasons to go out in the shop to fucking shit my pants.
Speaker 1:But to be fair, zeno to be fair, Zeno, you said it was an accident that you drank.
Speaker 4:It was an accident.
Speaker 1:That you drank a quart and you're like I can see how murky you can see how murky accidentally drinks a gallon.
Speaker 4:That's more of a choice though, because he, when he drinks a gallon, he picks up the gallon and goes I'm gonna drink this gallon, it's not, it's not an accident, it is a choice. And then he's sitting there and then he's sitting there like this later like if I knew it was a quart, I probably would have only drank half and then saved the other half for later.
Speaker 1:Fuck that. Once you open it, you gotta drink the whole thing.
Speaker 4:That's capital. Shit See, that's capital shit.
Speaker 2:I said that's coward, shit, coward shit.
Speaker 4:That would take a coward shit If I drank a gallon of milk like you.
Speaker 3:I mean at that point I'd a gallon of milk like you.
Speaker 2:I mean at that point I'd be afraid of the shit that was about to come out of me too. I'm scared of the shit I'm going to have tonight after this fucking like pound and a half of salad.
Speaker 4:Yeah you had wings yesterday too, didn't you?
Speaker 1:You're having you had a pound and a half of salad and you're worried about the shit.
Speaker 4:Oh, you had Asian last night. Yeah, no yeah, chinese food, yeah, chinese food. That's why.
Speaker 1:How much ranch did you put on the salad? Oh, he's too focused on destiny, all that brain power is focused on destiny.
Speaker 4:He's fucking it up right now, it was creamy.
Speaker 2:French.
Speaker 1:That wasn't the question.
Speaker 3:That was a very delayed answer I was expecting him to like answer in like five minutes, but he responded way sooner yeah, but he also answered the wrong thing.
Speaker 1:He answered it was creamy wrist. It's not what I asked him. You still got an answer though I asked him how much did you put on it? Uh?
Speaker 2:no, before dressing, it was a pound and a half a second oh okay, okay so back to the question. Yeah, I didn't say I was proud are you fucking high right now I mean, do you see his eyes?
Speaker 3:I was wondering this whole time because I was like his eyes look a little pink.
Speaker 1:We can't move on till I get an answer to this fucking question how much rinse? Did you put on this salad not before, not one time how many, how much not? After how much did you put on it?
Speaker 2:I don't care what it was, uh, a solid top layer. Nothing fucking.
Speaker 1:I didn't, it didn't swim, my salad didn't now convert that to fucking pounds or some unit of measurement I don't fucking know, did you say like an ounce, maybe a couple ounces a couple less than that okay, there we go a couple ounces.
Speaker 4:I feel like that's shy.
Speaker 1:I feel like it was more. I'm okay, we got an answer.
Speaker 4:I fucking asked well, how much did you put on it Five to six ounces? I would say it's probably five to six.
Speaker 1:At least it's not like how much did you put on it? Oh, it was Creamy Ranch Cool.
Speaker 2:Cool story bro.
Speaker 1:Or how much did you put on it?
Speaker 4:oh well, before I put it on it I had was a pound and a half of salad. How are you doing?
Speaker 2:an iron banana, fuck you I'm not playing that stupid ass game fucking switch.
Speaker 4:help me, mickey.
Speaker 2:Let's see you, sure about that.
Speaker 4:Playing Iron Banner.
Speaker 1:Switch is over there dying because of Berkey's mental state.
Speaker 4:Right now I can, he's got the high-pitched wheels Go on Berkey in a party with Switch and it says activity playing Iron Banner.
Speaker 2:I don't know who the fuck's doing that, but it ain't me. Okay, Really Better take that blasphemous shit somewhere else.
Speaker 4:I'm already titling this episode Murky's Last Brain Cell. It's working really hard right now.
Speaker 1:Oh man, Between the alcohol and the marriage of Juana, the brain cell is really struggling right now to also process destiny at the same time.
Speaker 2:Mark, can you help me? I'm dead. If I was in your game, I'd be dead. I mean, mark, they're behind you. Where behind you? No, it was me actually Behind you. Where behind you? No, it was me actually.
Speaker 3:Tee, hee, tee, hee, hee.
Speaker 1:Well, I don't know what else to say, oh, I'm fucking dead everybody. Yeah, we finally did it.
Speaker 2:No, never mind, I survived. We couldn't finish the job.
Speaker 3:Okay, good. So Coco and I are going to a con next week.
Speaker 1:We are, I'm going to a con next week. We are, I'm going to fart in his face.
Speaker 3:He probably will too. He's not lying.
Speaker 1:I'm going to have to let you grab my dick, though first.
Speaker 3:That's fair, a little payback. Oh, by the way, most of us, except for two of the people in this chat, met up with each other for the 4th of July.
Speaker 2:Ew.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Murky didn't come either. What a bitch yeah.
Speaker 3:And Coco accidentally grabbed my dick.
Speaker 2:That wasn't an accident.
Speaker 3:I mean to be fair, both of our eyes were closed.
Speaker 1:My eyes were closed and you said something about like I can't remember exactly what you said, but like one of the roles in the werewolf game Ultimate Werewolf.
Speaker 3:It was the seer, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you were like so is the seer the one that's rubbing their hand up my leg? Because if so, then I think it's Coco and I went over to go rub up his leg and I went straight at the sack. I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 3:So what it was was I think Miles was the one who was like hosting that game, matt was cooking so he decided not to use the app for our listeners who have actually played one night ultimate werewolf uh, we were playing in. I don't remember what I was supposed to be, but I remember I was one of the villagers, so I wasn't the werewolf and all of our eyes were closed. Miles gets to the seer, which the seer is able to look at like players cards Not all of them, just like one or two I forget how many and I made a joke as a little distraction for the group of. Is the seer supposed to be putting their hand down my pants? Because if so, I think it's coco, and next thing I feel is just like hand groping. I'm like, oh, and then just like people wigging out yeah fuck dude what?
Speaker 1:I don't know what's happening. You're not playing. If I was, if I?
Speaker 2:was playing a game, I'd be pretty pissed. A game, I bet I'd be pretty pissed the fuck off right now.
Speaker 1:You should drink more.
Speaker 3:You should. You should drink more water.
Speaker 1:But what I was going to try to do E was try to rub your leg and then run up and then pull it away, but my eyes were closed.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you overshot.
Speaker 1:Vastly misinterpreted where your leg actually was and I'm pretty sure it was right middle sack, like I had to have gotten, like just right in the meat, just right in the meat.
Speaker 3:I mean you started there, you started wiggling up and then I think you realized what was going on.
Speaker 1:I thought it was your leg at first, because I felt a shaft. I thought it was your fucking leg.
Speaker 4:I mean, I have that same problem sometimes.
Speaker 1:I thought it was your leg at first because I felt a shaft, I thought it was your fucking leg. I mean, I have the same problem sometimes.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it wasn't until I hit the fucking pelvis that I was like oh. But I mean, overall it was good seeing Some of the people that I normally don't get to see too often, and some people in our friend group got to try a Waffle House for the first time.
Speaker 4:I did.
Speaker 1:I can't believe that you've never been to a Waffle House.
Speaker 4:Never been. It was an experience it did not disappoint.
Speaker 3:I mean they don't have too many Waffle Houses in the Midwest. There's a couple scattered around, but they're mainly like a southern ish thing.
Speaker 1:as far as I'm aware, there's a ton of them in the western PA.
Speaker 3:All right, so they probably just avoid the Midwest for the most part. I think southern Indiana has a couple, but I could be wrong.
Speaker 1:It's Ohio. Ohio scares them. I can't fault them they I see ohio and I don't want to be near it. I don't want to be. Yeah, I don't know how the bolt puts up with ohio. I mean, realistically though, he's like close enough to the pa border where, like, he can just leave if he wanted to if he really wanted to, but I don't think he's leaving anytime soon.
Speaker 3:Awkward silence that's because Marky's too busy playing Destiny baby I love your ways every day is Zeno gonna be coming to the con next week or is he not gonna be coming?
Speaker 4:you know that is a great question. Um coming to the con next week, or is he not going to be coming? You know?
Speaker 1:that's a great question.
Speaker 3:I don't know if they're still doing their buy one, get one sale, but like let's look right now. Jan and I got our tickets for pretty cheap because it was a buy one get one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we're like $50 for two.
Speaker 3:Yeah, something like that $50, $60 for two tickets. And I know it's supposed to be like largely anime focus, which I like anime stuff but for some reason, when it comes to like watching a series of anime, it's really hard for me to just sit down and watch. And that's the same with TV shows. That's why I couldn't like watch Game of Thrones or House of Dragons. I just can't sit down and focus long enough to watch a series. I'm trying right now to watch Doom Patrol, which is based off DC Comics, and it's because Brendan Fraser is in it. I found out Brendan Fraser's in it and I want to watch it because of Brendan Fraser. That's about it.
Speaker 4:They have a maid cafe.
Speaker 3:Would not surprise me.
Speaker 1:I feel like most cons at this point have a maid cafe.
Speaker 4:Buy tickets.
Speaker 1:If Zeno's in because he saw the maid cafe.
Speaker 3:He can probably convince Crystal like, hey, do you want to go to a maid cafe at an anime convention? She'd probably be like what the fuck are you talking about? However, the one thing that I'm a little sketched by is I was looking at some of the events and I'm like I feel like a lot of minors are going to be attending some of these events and, as a 30 something year old man, I don't know if I want to be around them for when they're doing this stuff. Uh, we got the dumb like there's dance parties and all I can imagine is I walk into that room and it's just gonna to smell like body odor. I've already left middle school for that reason, it's.
Speaker 1:You are a murky.
Speaker 2:It was funny, you're funny. I'm done with destiny now, because obviously yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm an issue.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm sorry, switch. If I was going to play with you, it would have been then. Now I can't, then now I can't you just gotta be able to yeah, 5 ed.
Speaker 3:However, like looking at some of the other stuff, I think it's still going to be a fun time, like, even if you're not into anime at all.
Speaker 3:It seems like they have stuff there for a little bit of everybody so, speaking of conventions, he had to root for the furries today I did because they did a positive thing and I don't know, three of our viewers are probably gonna get mad with me when I say this, but Furries Hacked Project 2025 and the Heritage Foundation and leaked the chat logs that were associated with them and just kind of exposing people for being absolutely horrible human beings, and it's one of those that I'm like. I think it's one of those that I'm like, uh, I think it's just. I know I joke around.
Speaker 3:I say I hate furries, this, this and that it's because you hate autistic people no, I hate you, coco exactly, but it's one of those that I think I just now use it as a joke. I don't truly hate furries, I just try to make that a little gimmick. But you know, if they're exposing shitty people for being shitty people, you can't really get mad at that.
Speaker 1:I mean to be fair. Most of the political parties are shitty people.
Speaker 3:Oh, no, now I found a reason why murky has to go to the con, why cat girls will exist in real life.
Speaker 3:18 plus, hosted by chirby gigachad sounds like a gigachad moon what the fuck on your aluminum foil hats and pre-purchase your survival bunker, because giga chat is diving deep into a crackhead conspiracy theory that will blow your mind. We delve deep into the history of house cats, why they tried to take over the world and why their rich history is proof that cat girls will exist in the near future. It is an over hour lecture of the sky giga chat talking about cat girls really is this supposed to be satire, or is this guy really crazy?
Speaker 3:I think it's satire.
Speaker 1:I think it's supposed to be a comedy bit, I hope fingers crossed.
Speaker 3:So which causes doki dokan? It's in a k-Zoo. They also have Gretchen's butt riot, 18 plus.
Speaker 4:But sign me up.
Speaker 2:It sounds like my God party.
Speaker 3:Well, it's like I said. It seems like there's going to be a lot of interesting stuff. I feel like a party murky murky's going to show up.
Speaker 4:I'm on the VIP it doesn't appear that the tickets are.
Speaker 3:I won't get one anymore oh whack, you waited too long, stinky.
Speaker 4:I got plans, anyways, I think of being stinky exactly together awkward silence.
Speaker 3:For what?
Speaker 1:was that 10 seconds?
Speaker 3:yeah, it's fair, we got to meet our quota of awkward silence every now was that 10 seconds. Yeah, it's fair, we gotta meet our quota of awkward silence every now and then should we do another one perfect.
Speaker 2:The radio still works. We need to pause for 10 seconds for station identification.
Speaker 1:Now, what the fuck, murky wow? You being racist scared you.
Speaker 3:I feel like Satan compelled him to say that, did he? I'm pretty sure I didn't have a new shit.
Speaker 4:Oh, murky, I'm so scared of you. I did that over your own volition. Oh yeah, it's kind of gay. Kind of gay I forgot about that archie polego.
Speaker 2:That's where I want to live, dude, fucking archie polego brother.
Speaker 1:God damn when he said that the other day my brain just like fried, and I was just reading.
Speaker 3:He was reading something.
Speaker 1:I'm pretty sure it's archipelago. I'm pretty sure that's archipelago and he said archipelago and I was like, well see, he said it with such confidence and I knew he was like the english teacher, that I was just like baby, I'm just fucking stupid and I've been saying it wrong this whole goddamn time I was just reading, didn't even realize, that's how it came out of my mouth it was pretty good. I was confused.
Speaker 3:The archipelago, yeah, cool which, by the way, folks game boat is coming back in circulation here. That's project go to coco and I started up like what two years ago three years ago, maybe like two or three years ago it took like a year off.
Speaker 2:The game boat goes on.
Speaker 3:Make sure you do yeah, on spotify fucking piece of music uh, but we recently brought back our streams that we used to do over on youtube, but we switched them over to twitch and we were doing ship of fools, and that's where that little joke came from archipelago that's gonna be stuck with you for a long time.
Speaker 1:I hope you know it is yeah, uh.
Speaker 3:however, you can check out the highlight version or like episode one of our highlights of that stream over on YouTube, because I'm kind of editing them down, I'm kind of cutting past the story and I'm just kind of like showing funny bits or I'm showing the action bits, but it's a cut down on that, like two little over two hours of footage that we had, and just pop it down to something a little more watchable that you can just have on the background or whatever. So, yeah, find us over on YouTube Twitch. We're just Gameboat over on YouTube. However, we're Gameboat TV on Twitch.
Speaker 1:We're trying to get Gameboat on Twitch, but apparently that account has.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's a really old account that somebody already has.
Speaker 1:And somebody. The last stream was 12 years ago, Interesting, so I mean they could still be using the account, they just don't stream anymore.
Speaker 4:It's a shame.
Speaker 3:And it's possible. I mean that does happen a lot. But they were like streaming back when Twitch was still kind of TV or whatever.
Speaker 1:Most of that was still one.
Speaker 3:I was still relatively like you and stuff.
Speaker 1:It could have still been Justin dot TV or whatever it was, cause that's what Twitch came from, right.
Speaker 3:Uh, I think so. I know Twitch also had to buy the domain of dot TV Cause some country had it originally.
Speaker 1:What about country had dot TV?
Speaker 3:I don't remember, but I remember learning that trivia and looking it up and realizing oh, it was true.
Speaker 4:You're true.
Speaker 3:I wish, I don't know. I feel like I'm a figment of murky's imagination you know, sometimes I wonder yeah, because I'm only around whenever you're high it is true.
Speaker 2:I mean also, I'm just high all the time. What the?
Speaker 4:fuck switch stay high all the time.
Speaker 1:I saw that too do you know what I'm looking at?
Speaker 3:yeah, I know what I'm looking at. Yeah, I know what you're looking at.
Speaker 1:I play this right now against Xenomerky Coco and E root beer and chili dogs.
Speaker 3:Target player shits their whole ass that just sounds like a normal Thursday night.
Speaker 1:Anyways, I'm surprised there's not a magic card that makes you shit yourself magic players do that themselves.
Speaker 3:Have you seen the brown streaks they leave on the chairs at the local car shops?
Speaker 1:I try to. They're nasty, they're nasty, avoid their chairs them and yugioh players. They are nasty, stinky fucks, who do you think's nastier? Smash players or magic players?
Speaker 3:Oh, that is a good question.
Speaker 4:That is a good question.
Speaker 3:I feel like there has to be.
Speaker 2:There'd have to be a battle to the death to decide.
Speaker 3:I feel like they have to be about the same level, but I have a feeling that magic players are probably a little stinkier really yeah, I don't know why.
Speaker 3:I just feel like, when it comes to smash players, a lot of them are already like playing at home and they probably just have nine to five jobs anyways, so they're probably already wearing deodorant. I feel like most magic players the ones that I've seen are ones that are already living in their parents basement or they're just really old fucks that have been playing this game since it first started, so they probably just don't give a shit how they smell anyways, and they just show up to the tournament wearing like three day old clothes that already have cum stains on them.
Speaker 1:That escalated really quick.
Speaker 2:That's just how I picture it, I feel like you, made the argument very clear.
Speaker 1:for Magic players, it wasn't even close.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I feel like Smash players don't get me wrong, a lot of them are probably stinky, but watching some of the professional Smash players, I feel like most of them probably wear deodorant.
Speaker 1:I feel like professional Smash players that I feel like most of them probably wear deodorant. I feel like professional Smash players that would be, you know, streamed probably have to smell decent.
Speaker 3:You would hope so, but I feel like there's probably professional streamers that if you meet in person they probably smell stank Asmongold 100%. Oh, Asmongold probably smells like fucking ass dude I have that. I don't know how that guy lives. That is disgusting.
Speaker 1:He's a gross human being well, the unfortunate thing about being a full time twitch streamer like that is you don't actually have time to uh no, that is not an excuse.
Speaker 3:That is not a fucking excuse if you can already work 9 to 5.
Speaker 1:I feel like he's actually streaming for 16 hours instead.
Speaker 3:Of you know what, if he makes enough, hire a fucking maid at that point, because that is disgusting yeah, I'm surprised. There's no excuse for that, like I know he's married too and I'm not trying to say this should all go on his wife. He should pick up some of that fucking slack too. He's not married, yeah. Oh okay, I knew he did have a partner for some time, but probably got tired of the house looking like it's all just super nasty now because he's depressed, because he's fucking divorced or some shit that would explain why he's such an asshole.
Speaker 4:I showed Krista where the picture of Kate is in the ramen shop and she walked up to it and saluted.
Speaker 3:So smart girl yeah how's she enjoying destiny? She like actually enjoying her.
Speaker 2:She's just trying to get involved so she can like have a, you know, let me tell you destiny like dumb stupid yeah, but he can fucking talk and play at the same time you can't, because he's big dumb.
Speaker 3:He's just still using the same insult. You gotta be big stupid, that's right, you gotta be big.
Speaker 2:Stupid you, dumb head you old fart.
Speaker 4:She's actually really enjoying it, Like she took a day off of work last week to fucking play Destiny.
Speaker 1:Marky knows how that one feels. Marky took two days in a row off of work, yeah I didn't have it, shannon.
Speaker 3:Shannon saw me play a little bit of destiny, she was like that's definitely not a me game. I, I'm not gonna touch that and I I respect that she's super into shadowverse now too.
Speaker 4:I built her, uh, dragoncraft deck just out of cards that I had just to try to get something together for, based off of what she likes out of dragons, and so I built some. For she almost beat me one time actually and it was funny. It blew her fucking mind because we were playing and I beat her and I was like, okay, don't pick up your cards, because I'm going to show you like something that you could have done differently and it would have given you one more turn. And I was like, okay, don't pick up your cards, because I'm going to show you like something that you could have done differently and it would have given you one more turn. And I was like if you would have had one more turn, you were due for a Fafnir. I assume you didn't have one yet. And she's like no, I was like cool, so like if you would have had one more turn, you would have had a chance of getting it.
Speaker 4:And I took the top card of her deck and flipped it over and it was fafnir. And she was like how in the fuck do you just know that? And I was like, well, it's like I was watching your cards that you played and so I knew you were due for it. It's like it's all part of the strategy. You got to kind of plan for those variables and she's like what the fuck? But she was like I'm fucking so sucked in. Now. She's like so tomorrow we're gonna go to a card shop um in uh her city and uh, saturday she found like four more shops that sell shadowverse cards specifically.
Speaker 4:She's like we're going to all of them.
Speaker 3:I was like okay I wish I had a steady income again and then we're gonna watch studio giving movies oh which ones we're gonna do?
Speaker 4:uh, all of them. I think we're starting off with howls that's a good one.
Speaker 3:Did you know that one's based on a book?
Speaker 3:did not yeah, it's, uh, I would say middle school level, probably like fifth, sixth grade is that reading level for that book. But it's kind of interesting on how different the book is from the movie. Like, there is a ton of similarities, don't get me wrong, but there's more of a focus of the war happening in the book than there is the movie, which is a little weird because, being miyazaki, you think the war would be a bigger focus in his version, where it's just kind of like a more of a setting for how. But anyways, if you get a chance to read the book, I would recommend it. Like, even if you are not a very strong reader, you can probably finish it in a day or two because it's skinny and there's a whole series to like how is only the main character in the first book and then the other sequels are like shit that's happening around where, how is, and he pops up randomly in each book.
Speaker 4:But yeah, I would recommend him she also bought candles that are themed after each of the Studio Ghibli movies. So you're supposed to light them while you're watching the movie and it's like adds to the ambiance of them.
Speaker 3:You're gross. What happened? Guardians chat, oh no.
Speaker 2:Oh, no happen, uh, guardians chat.
Speaker 3:Oh no, I know that that's kind of a really cute stay in date night idea. Yeah, what soft serve ice. What's zeno and chris are doing?
Speaker 4:you just go back to playing fucking Destiny buddy.
Speaker 3:No, no, no, Don't worry about what's going on over here. He's in this chat now.
Speaker 4:Oh, you're so cute.
Speaker 1:He's not playing Destiny right now.
Speaker 4:Oh, you're not playing Destiny. No, he's not playing Destiny anymore.
Speaker 1:No that was his full attention.
Speaker 4:Murky baby what?
Speaker 3:He's high as shit right now.
Speaker 2:Soft serve ice cream.
Speaker 1:Let's go for a date he was just referring to the image I sent.
Speaker 4:I do enjoy some soft serve ice cream.
Speaker 1:I don't think you'd enjoy that kind of ice cream, though.
Speaker 4:No, probably not. I was thinking about getting Cold Stone on my way home.
Speaker 1:And then shitting yourself.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah. But then I bought cards at the card shop and ice cream or cards had to choose. Yeah, well, like I stopped at the card shop, initially because the owner's wife was selling cookies for their uh karate dojo yeah, I heard about that.
Speaker 4:Well, I saw it on their facebook very good cookies, like murky and I bought cookies from her the last time she was on them. They were chocolate chip and it's like $10. You get six cookies and they're pretty decent sized cookies. This time she was doing same thing Six cookies for $10. But you get two chocolate chip, two oatmeal raisins and two white chocolate macadamia nut cookies. They are fucking delicious. The oatmeal raisin so fucking good.
Speaker 2:That'll be some white shit. Macadamia dude.
Speaker 4:Me too. Actually, I saw Kelvin and Emily there too.
Speaker 3:Yeah, nice.
Speaker 4:And they were just upset that I won't be there tomorrow and I was like I'm sorry, I'm going to hang out with a girl I actually spoke to.
Speaker 3:I'm'm going to hang out. I actually spoke to. I'm not gonna out his name, but, uh, I'll say his twitch name, tanoki. As he reached out to me he was like hey, are you gonna be there friday? I had to break the news of like oh, I was planning on it, but no, because now I actually have more of a legitimate excuse apparently my dad for my mom's birthday taking her to like a casino. So I have to like watch after the animals and there's some hell thing going on with their dog poor guy.
Speaker 3:I'm sure it'll be fine. He's gonna see the vet here pretty soon. I'll be there next week, for sure yeah, I would like to be there next week for sure I would like to be there next week. I was originally going to. You're not going to be there next week Go with Coco Shit. Never mind, I'm probably not going to see those fucks until August. What?
Speaker 1:Are you going to be there next week, Zeno?
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Did you get tickets to the con?
Speaker 3:No, he said he wasn't going to get them.
Speaker 4:Got it. Yeah, they're $65 a piece. Get fucked. Can't swing it right now. Krista and I got plans anyways. Get fucked, you get fucked.
Speaker 1:I don't have to.
Speaker 4:We're going to rearrange my living room. We're going to move the living room into the finished part of the basement and we're going to move the living room into the finished part of the basement and then in the living room we're going to set up tables for board games and card games.
Speaker 3:Oh nice.
Speaker 4:And everybody can come over and hang out and have a good time, eat ass or whatever.
Speaker 1:It is, man, if I lived over there, we'd have the perfect room for board games and stuff like that.
Speaker 3:And yet you decided to go to fucking Illinois.
Speaker 1:You can blame Gaz on that one, if you want to really get into this.
Speaker 3:I'm blaming you on this one, the housing market's about to crash.
Speaker 4:Oh, you guys want to hear some fucking fucked up shit that I learned about.
Speaker 3:Sure.
Speaker 4:So Florida's housing market is crashing. It was already starting to crash because people can't afford to live in Florida. It's too expensive. Mikey, make sure you pay attention so you can tell Dusty about this shit. He's paying attention. So insurance companies are starting to. What they're doing right now is they're not providing hurricane insurance. I heard about that.
Speaker 3:Actually it's so fucking stupid.
Speaker 4:You cannot get hurricane insurance. They're trying to pull out of Florida altogether. And so now you have to have hurricane insurance to have a mortgage in Florida, because hurricanes are common in Florida, to have a mortgage in Florida because hurricanes are common in Florida. So now you have to pay a third party premium or hurricane insurance to be able to have your mortgage. But people can't afford the fucking premium because they can't afford the house in the first place. So, bunch of boomers selling their houses in Florida. Nobody can buy them because they can't afford the house insurance and the third party's insurance. Yep, so the florida housing market is crashing right now who could have ever seen that coming?
Speaker 1:are all the boomers upset that they're not getting the value out of their house?
Speaker 4:probably I would imagine I don't know because, like my boss was telling me, his dad goes to florida for several months.
Speaker 4:He's a snowbird right um he's telling me about a friend of his dad's that uh bought this house like six million dollars and he can't insure it now and he was just like, yeah, fuck it, a hurricane comes through, then it's free demolition for the house. He's like that's a $6 million investment. You're just like, eh, that's all right. But he's like, but they can just afford to do that because they could take out a loan for a 50-year premium and they're never going to pay that money back because they're not going to live long enough to pay that money back.
Speaker 1:I feel like the bank shouldn't give them a loan for that.
Speaker 4:Why not? The bank gets all the money and then they possess the property when they die and sell it to somebody else. Yep.
Speaker 1:The unfortunate thing, nobody can afford the property at that point. Yeah, but they're're gonna make a fucking high premium on it until then, and then they'll figure it out later or they'll go under, like fucking silicon valley bank could happen probably will.
Speaker 3:We're fucked, yeah, we are snidey or we're really fucked.
Speaker 1:Thanks, parents.
Speaker 3:Boomers, imagine being the gimme, gimme, gimme generation, then calling everybody else lazy because you ruined everything.
Speaker 1:Yeah, fucking asshats, do be like that.
Speaker 4:Boomers are fucking stupid, yeah they are heavy sigh sound uh, should we do the game now?
Speaker 1:yeah, should we do the game?
Speaker 3:uh, if you guys are ready for the game ready for the game. I gotta use the restroom before the game oh, okay, okay, well, just let him use the restroom, coco, yeah.
Speaker 2:I was getting back into conversation, coco, I got yelled at while we yelled Zeno for playing video games, because he actually can talk and I'm actually still interacting.
Speaker 1:I know.
Speaker 2:I brought this up already. Nope, been too quiet. You should really reconsider what you're doing with your life.
Speaker 4:You should reconsider taking my dick out of your mouth before you talk again.
Speaker 2:You know, that thing could never all fit in my mouth.
Speaker 4:There's no way. If you you like, you need to stop sucking on the side of it.
Speaker 2:Then it's like a. It looks like fucking house of water dispensers if uh don't tell me I'm gonna watch it now.
Speaker 4:Spoilers, I need to watch it, so I have to watch it okay okay, okay, go use the bathroom I was gonna say you're like a gerbil with like the little water dispenser thing scared of it.
Speaker 2:I don't really want to touch it. Alright, go use, go use the restroom.
Speaker 3:Aww look at the sweet baby he says how's he doing with his baby sister?
Speaker 1:she's. She's attacking the shit out of him. He's getting payback for what he did to Rivet yeah but he definitely wants my leftover plate.
Speaker 3:You can see him yeah I, I see him leaning and whipping that tail kate's nagged a chicken nugget from me last night oh did he.
Speaker 4:I didn't even think about it or like realize that you guys usually like he won't try to eat food off my plate or something like he wants to sniff it to see what it is, but he always waits for me to like give him something, not. Last night he sniffed one of those chicken nuggets from McDonald's and he was like this bitch is mine and he lifted it up and started to walk away before I noticed him and I was like hey, what are you doing? And he just froze like shit, the gig is up and I took it from him. I did end up giving him a piece of it, though I was like you're not getting a whole fucking chicken nugget. I was mad at you. I gave him some chicken nugget because he's cute. He is cute, he's a cute guy over in the chair. You just chill him as he looks over.
Speaker 3:Like what are you talking? About yeah, alright, let's do the game without murky no, because I made it specifically that it has to be you three okay and then you know, once he's back, even though he's high, he's probably gonna forget the rules right, right, the rules change anyway, you'll see every episode. He's probably going to forget the rules. Right, right, it's all right, the rules change anyway, you'll see Every episode. What is this? The thing that we're just going to do from now on, if we get good feedback.
Speaker 1:I guess we don't get any feedback bro.
Speaker 3:We have one guy. We got one guy. I have the dude with the profile picture that every time I see it it looks like the Demi Fiend from Shimmy Gummy Tensei III, nocturne, but I know it's not the Demi Fiend. What the fuck just happened? Pasha, I don't know, he has an Alt J at the end, so maybe it's just Pash, alt J, pasha, pasha, pasha. Anyways, if you're listening to this podcast, we're talking about you today. Uh, self plugins. If you want to be a part of ADHD after dark shit, make sure to click on Coco's link tree, because I guess the database is the discord. Is the official ADHD after dark podcast. Is the?
Speaker 1:official ADHD after dark podcast discord.
Speaker 3:Apparently the database is the official adhd after dark podcast discord because that's where the one person that we got joined yeah, because you were the only one who had the discord and their link tree, because at that time I had it removed from my link tree because I don't want my students finding it and shit and now your students found your discord. Oh yeah, and it was only one, and they were blatantly racist and they got kicked out.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, you went up recently?
Speaker 4:Yeah Well, it wasn't.
Speaker 1:They didn't say anything racist, but their pronouns.
Speaker 3:It was their pronouns it was Nick Slash, and then one of the pronouns for a female.
Speaker 4:Wow.
Speaker 3:So in their profile picture was Obama.
Speaker 1:So their name also was obama or something.
Speaker 2:Yeah what the fuck is this dude?
Speaker 3:yeah, so they were just being blatantly racist. Welcome back, murky. What did you send me, but? But who sent what?
Speaker 1:yeah, what did you send to us? No, is this a?
Speaker 3:guy playing video games yeah with his feet, dude it's a game that recently uh came out yeah, this must be the thing with his feet.
Speaker 2:Nope, that is not.
Speaker 3:This is not what that is uh that is anger foot, which is a game that I think came out today and you know the developers are promoting it and they just have the webcam on a guy who's playing it with his feet. I just figured, you know, because Berkey was into feet. He might enjoy that. Anyways, alright, let me just share something here boop boop, do alright, because I don't have nitro anymore. Deal with 720p. Share something here Boop boop, boop-a-doo All right, because I don't have Nitro anymore. Deal with 720p baby Game breaker.
Speaker 3:Yeah, all right. So welcome on in everybody to a new little section that I'm calling Game Breaker here on ADHD After Dark. Game breaker here on adhd after dark. Now let's go ahead and introduce our contestants here all the way from 420 69 blaze of town. We got merc daddy with 3ds.
Speaker 2:Tell us a little bit about yourself uh, I got a fat old ass and I'm here to fucking win, god damn.
Speaker 3:From Fat Wiener Town. We got XenoStream38. Xeno, welcome on in Hi.
Speaker 4:Hi, I like rubbing my fat wiener in Murky's fat triple D ass.
Speaker 2:He didn't ask you to say anything about yourself, dumbass.
Speaker 4:No, I thought it was assumed.
Speaker 2:Xeno lost the point. You stupid bitch You're a stupid bitch.
Speaker 3:And all the way from Tism Central we got Coder Coco Hi. He's currently on a waiting list to see if he does have the Tism.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's a different kind of tism all right.
Speaker 3:So, uh, just let you guys know. As we are playing this game, let me just reshare something here. Change windows to this one, go live. I do have a counter and every now and again we will stop to do a point check so people will know what their points are, as our contestants can see. But our audio listeners cannot. Everybody's at a zero and there is a particular reason why I have xeno on the left, coco in the middle and murky on the right. It'll make sense later. Anyways, need to do. Let me change back our window over to this one, so you guys see that one. All right. So, game breaker, here are the rules. You do not get to know the rules. Only the host knows what the main rule is. Our players have no idea what the game or games they're about to play are, and they have to figure out what the rule is in order to score points. The only way to learn is by playing and the only way to win is by learning. Do we understand the rules? We're fucked.
Speaker 4:All right, just to let you know.
Speaker 3:It might be a little whiplash at first, but we might just randomly change categories, we might randomly change games, we might randomly change gimmicks. It's whatever I have decided to concoct as an idea.
Speaker 4:I like it good luck everybody good luck to you.
Speaker 3:Zeno, starting off with you, how do you defeat Psycho Mantis in Metal Gear Solid?
Speaker 4:You have to change your controller port to a different port.
Speaker 3:That is correct. What, Coco? How do you cast a bait caster without bird nesting? I'm sorry what you cast a type of reel, you cannot help out other contestants is that a rule?
Speaker 1:yeah it is now you pull out the huge wiener and stick it in the computer port uh, I am sorry, but no, that that is not a correct answer.
Speaker 3:Um murky, what is the name of sora's weapon in kingdom hearts?
Speaker 1:e-blade I fucking that is correct.
Speaker 3:I will take that key blade. I also would have taken, like kingdom Key or the name of the other keys, zeno, what Destiny 2 subclass freezes enemies.
Speaker 4:What is Stasis?
Speaker 3:This is not Jeopardy, but yeah, stasis, stasis is correct, I'm getting a garbage question because I already fucking Coco. Which monster in the Monster Hunter series canonically has a parasitic larval stage early in its evolutions?
Speaker 1:Murky's fat fucking ass.
Speaker 3:That is incorrect. I might need one of you boys to help me pronounce this, but a Geratodus.
Speaker 4:I think it's a.
Speaker 3:Gerat, there we go. That sounds correct, because, like I'm trying to say phonetically, I don't know man this yeah, juratidus okay, thank. Thank you for the correct correction there. All right, uh, murky, what direction does mario have to go in super mario brothers?
Speaker 1:are you stupid? Are you fucking jesus christ? He's too.
Speaker 3:He does have to go to the right. You are right zeno devil may cry was supposed to be a game in what beloved series fuck before, no, before. It became Devil May Cry hmm, what beloved series what beloved series, correct? So just think all the things you know about Devil May Cry and just think what might have all that stuff been connected to.
Speaker 4:Guns demons Resident Evil.
Speaker 3:You are right, it is Resident Evil. You are right, it is resident evil. It was supposed to be a spin-off, or I think it was supposed to be one of, like, the ps2 era versions of resident evil. Yeah, it was supposed to be a resident evil game. Uh, coco, what is the most expensive game to be developed? Um I'll even take the second most expensive game to be developed I don't know.
Speaker 4:This off the top of my head uh, I feel like all these questions are pretty easy yeah, uh, I'm gonna have to go with, like final fantasy 7 remake or rebirth.
Speaker 3:That would make sense because of how everything looks and how long over this period of time they're doing it, but the answer is actually Star Citizen.
Speaker 1:You know what that does make sense in hindsight. I just wasn't a game that you know.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that comes to mind.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:But it is one of the most expensive developments.
Speaker 4:I would have said Elden.
Speaker 1:Ring? Isn't that?
Speaker 3:isn't Star Citizen still in fucking beta technically, yes, and you know it's been out for a while people spent thousands of dollars on ships in that game.
Speaker 1:Yep, that's why I don't think of it as a fucking game no, it's a money waster.
Speaker 3:Let's be honest.
Speaker 1:It is like a gotcha game without the gotcha part. No what they got is your money, yeah.
Speaker 3:Murky on a mouse and keyboard. Which button do you typically press to fire a gun?
Speaker 1:He was like Murky's, a fucking idiot. Here we go. Left mouse very good, very good. Coco, say the line I drink your milkshake what I drink your milkshake murky.
Speaker 2:Add a little sassiness to that sassiness to that I drink your milkshake, oh you know add even more sass to it.
Speaker 4:I'm gonna drink your milkshake.
Speaker 3:Coco, say it like you're trying to order food off of a menu that you haven't had much time to read.
Speaker 1:Chicken nuggets.
Speaker 3:And that's it.
Speaker 1:That was my order. I didn't have enough time to read it, so I just ordered chicken fucking nuggets. Oh, you're supposed to say the line again, am I?
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh, I forgot what the line was.
Speaker 3:Murky, say the line like you have just dropped a plate full of barbecue chicken on the floor hang on wait.
Speaker 1:I got the sensor out for this one fucking milkshake.
Speaker 3:What a bullshit all right, all right, all right, very nice, very nice. Xeno say the line, like a twitch streamer who just got donated a lot of money I'm gonna make you drink my milkshake.
Speaker 4:Zeno say the line like a Twitch streamer who just got donated a lot of money.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna make you drink my milkshake. Cocos say the line like an actor winning his very first Oscar.
Speaker 1:I'd like to thank the milkshake. It was the best milkshake, the only milkshake for me, but it got me through the movie. Thank you. Milkshake for me, but it got me through the movie. Thank you.
Speaker 3:Milkshake Murky, say the line, like a family friendly YouTuber or Twitch streamer who needs to end their stream so they can take a fat shit, but more people keep rating and joining the chat.
Speaker 2:And this is the most views you've ever gotten. Oh, hey, everybody. Oh thanks, you know Street 38. Thanks so much for the rain. This is all. This is great. Oh, this is fantastic. I've met. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness, this is great, this is fantastic. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness, this is great. Oh guys, milkshake. Oh, I spilled it everywhere. Oh my gosh, please stop, guys. I have to go. Oh my God.
Speaker 4:Another raid.
Speaker 1:It's true. It's true, he fucking left that was pretty good.
Speaker 2:That was pretty good.
Speaker 4:Zeno, say it like you're trying to explain a game mechanic to your girlfriend who's not quite understanding it so you have milkshake, right, and the straw, yeah, goes in to the milkshake, and then you just you slurp it, and then that's how you drink it.
Speaker 3:Nice Coco. Say it like you just got roasted by E in front of all of your friends at a restaurant.
Speaker 1:I don't know how he did it, but damn, he made a milkshake sound like a better person than me.
Speaker 3:Murky, can you say the from down with the sickness? One more time for us.
Speaker 2:I don't, I've did it once one more time, one more time.
Speaker 3:Zeno say that, but like you, just stubbed your toe.
Speaker 4:I have to do the down with the sickness. Like I stubbed, he's gonna have to actually stub his fucking toe slam your toe against the wall. I'm like you have no idea how much mental fortitude it takes to fucking do that.
Speaker 1:I don't, I'm autistic, I just send it.
Speaker 4:That's true, um no, uh uh well fuck. Ah nice, uh, well fuck oh nice cocoa.
Speaker 3:Say like you just burnt your tongue on hot cocoa. Uh murky. Say like you just proposed to your girlfriend on the beach, but a crab is pinching your toe right I think discord actually got you out there, because I did it all your mouth open, but I heard nothing. Yeah, I was, I was yelling.
Speaker 1:He's got that noise cancellation.
Speaker 3:There we go. Zeno say like you just caught your cat chewing on plastic.
Speaker 1:Kate looked at me like what bro Coco say, like zordon from the power rangers what the fuck does that even sound like fucking? Okay I don't know, does he have a fucking voice changer a?
Speaker 3:little bit yeah a little bit yeah murky, say it like a thug who just found out batman is hiding in the next room. I hope I hope he knows this. I'll say say it like.
Speaker 1:Batman hiding in the next room.
Speaker 4:Zeno, who is this? That is Kate Six.
Speaker 3:Alright, alright, coco. Who is this?
Speaker 1:I don't fucking know.
Speaker 4:Can I go for bonus points and answer the question? That is, samanosuke from Animusha.
Speaker 3:You are absolutely correct. Yes, it is Perky. Who is this?
Speaker 1:He really said you're fucking stupid.
Speaker 3:Alright Xeno, who's that?
Speaker 4:That is Ratchet.
Speaker 3:Alright, coco, who's this?
Speaker 1:I don't fucking know either. How do you not's this?
Speaker 4:I don't fucking know either. How do you not know this?
Speaker 1:Because, I'm fucking stupid. This is tailored to you, dude, is it?
Speaker 4:It's supposed to be.
Speaker 1:I don't think it is. It's Jack Frost, dude Bro. That is it's Jack Frost, dude bro. That's not what Jack Frost is like in my head is that Jack Frosty?
Speaker 3:that is Jack Frost from the shimigami tensei line of video games. Murky, who's that?
Speaker 1:dude. Every time murky gets one, I'm just like man, so you know who's this that is the banshee queen herself.
Speaker 4:Why can't I think of her name right now? It's I keep wanting to say Savathun. It is god damn it. Why is her name? I keep wanting to say Savathun.
Speaker 3:Um, it is, um, God damn it. Why is there?
Speaker 4:I just want to. She's one of the three sisters. Why can't I think of her name right now? It's uh, uh, uh, uh. Just had a whole story arc with the jailer. Yeah, sylvanas, all right. All right, just had a whole story arc with the jailer.
Speaker 3:yeah, sylvanas alright, alright, coco. Who's that?
Speaker 1:is that from the Mario movie?
Speaker 4:who is it?
Speaker 1:is that supposed to be a fucking like Goomba or something?
Speaker 3:it is a Goomba, I just remember that being so shitty oh yeah, dude perky, who's that? Dude Zeno, who's that?
Speaker 4:that is Rathalos.
Speaker 3:Coco. Who's that god?
Speaker 1:damn it.
Speaker 3:I don't want to say it's somebody from Tron, but I have no idea worst part is, you should know this because I've had a rant about this guy in Gamebo it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1:You've got me so flustered with everything I don't know. I've never played that you should good series it's on my list, fuck, list, fuck. At least now I don't feel so bad. Holy shit there we go.
Speaker 2:I knew the name, I just had to think about it Zeno. What's that? That would be a pokeball? It's a lake dumbass. Yeah, fucking idiot, coco, what's that that would?
Speaker 1:be a Pokeball. It's a lake dumbass. Yeah, fucking idiot Coco, what's this?
Speaker 2:It's a fucking drill. Perky, what's that?
Speaker 3:Those are cherries.
Speaker 4:Cena. What's this game?
Speaker 3:I think, it's Mario Kart Racing. Alright, coco, what's this game?
Speaker 1:which game is this? It could be any number of games.
Speaker 3:I'm going to guess it's Shin Megami Tensei, something that would be a good guess, but no, this is Legend of Ligaya.
Speaker 1:Don't even know what. That is Very good game.
Speaker 3:RQ. What's this game, Pac-Man?
Speaker 2:I'm so smart, coco, you're so fucking stupid.
Speaker 3:Zeno, what's this game?
Speaker 4:Final Fantasy VII.
Speaker 3:All right, Coco. What is this game? Arcade Classic.
Speaker 1:I don't know.
Speaker 3:This would be Dragon's Lair.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Murky, what kind of fish is this?
Speaker 1:I hope you get this wrong. You fucking idiot.
Speaker 2:Bluegill or a sunfish.
Speaker 3:It is a bluegill. Very good Zeno. What kind of fish is this?
Speaker 1:Oh man, mine's going to be something from the old days.
Speaker 3:Coco. What's this?
Speaker 1:It's a fucking fish.
Speaker 2:It's a fucking fish, do I get bonus points? If I get it wrong, do I lose points? You might.
Speaker 1:You don't know, the rules.
Speaker 3:Is that a?
Speaker 4:grunt.
Speaker 3:It is a grunt Perky, can this animal fart?
Speaker 2:Yes, the Moo Moo does fart.
Speaker 3:Zeno can this animal fart?
Speaker 4:I do believe a kangaroo can fart.
Speaker 3:Coco, can this animal fart? Why did I absolutely?
Speaker 1:in my head. I was like I was about to scream he's gonna give me a fucking spider or something and I don't know.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna say yes, because why else would you put it on this fucking list? I don't know.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna say yes, because why else would you put it on this fucking list? Why else would you put it on this list?
Speaker 3:of course it farts the actual answer is scientists really don't know well, fuck you then.
Speaker 1:I can't get it wrong, murky can this animal fart? Yes, cats he's gonna give me a goddamn crab xeno, can a parrot fart?
Speaker 3:yes, I'm sorry, but no, they can't fart. What? No way all birds cannot fart.
Speaker 4:No shit, no shit they just shit, they just shit, so they have a cloaca which pretty much everything goes in and out of.
Speaker 3:They do not have the same bacterial stuff in their stomachs like most animals have. That produces that gas, Because if they get too much of a buildup it would kill them.
Speaker 4:Makes sense.
Speaker 3:Coco, can I fart?
Speaker 1:I want to say no.
Speaker 2:No, yeah, sleepy, man.
Speaker 3:You are are correct sloths cannot fart. What they do is they still have that bacteria in their stomach. However, it goes through their bloodline and it releases out as more of a burp. So if they burp near you, it's gonna smell like straight ass so they release it through their bloodline. You're telling me that that motherfucker's son, who's the heir to the Iron Throne, is going to burp.
Speaker 1:What.
Speaker 3:If I understood that reference, probably he said they release it through their bloodline. Yeah, oh, blood flow. Whatever, you know what I mean. Look at that sleepy sloth boy though. He's a cute little guy. Don't let him burp on you, Murky. What kind of animal is this Look?
Speaker 1:at that dog.
Speaker 3:It is a dog, gay Zeno. What kind of animal is this? That would be a fox, also dog.
Speaker 1:What the fuck am I going to get? That's some kind of fucking marsupial. I couldn't tell you what.
Speaker 3:That is an aye-aye. What the fuck is an aye-aye One?
Speaker 2:of these motherfuckers dude.
Speaker 4:He's looking at me with his crazy goofy-looking bastard.
Speaker 3:Murky. What is America's only marsupial?
Speaker 2:I'm going to take a wild guess here and say possum.
Speaker 3:Oh, very good, Very good. The opossum Zeno say the line. Does he look like a bitch?
Speaker 4:Does he look like a bitch?
Speaker 3:Coco say that line but like you're a police sketch artist trying to get a good description of the perp.
Speaker 1:All right. So you say he's got a long beard, fat ass and a short hairline. Would you say he looks like a bitch.
Speaker 3:Murky, say that line, but like you were only half listening to your girlfriend's rant about her co-workers if you say anything, you're wrong. You'd die I look like a bitch zeno say that line like you, just discovered a missing child in the park who is trying to look for his dad.
Speaker 4:Oh boy, Does he look like a bitch.
Speaker 3:Coco, say that line, like you're trying to talk to customer service over the phone, but your cat won't stop meowing because it wants food.
Speaker 1:Hey, it just looks like a bitch. I'll get you in a minute, Keelala.
Speaker 3:Murky, say that line like you're doing a TED Talk.
Speaker 2:He looks like a bitch. He looks like a bitch, right yeah.
Speaker 3:Zeno, say the line like you're in a 70s porno.
Speaker 4:Yeah, does he look like a bitch.
Speaker 3:Coco, say that line like you're trying to talk to your sister, but she's annoyingly drunk yeah, so you're a bitch murky say that line like it's the first, You're a bitch.
Speaker 2:Murky say that line like it's the first time you've ever said the word bitch. Does he? Does he look like a bitch?
Speaker 4:Zeno say that line like you're an airplane captain telling their passengers about the flight time and uh looks like we're planning to be in uh South Africa in approximately four hours. Um, does he look like a bitch though?
Speaker 3:All right, let's go ahead and tally up our points of what we have.
Speaker 1:Any points. I have no idea what any of the rules were.
Speaker 2:Any points.
Speaker 3:So we got Zeno with 20. We got Coco with 6 and we got Mureno with 20. We got Coco with six and we got Murky with 22. Does anyone want to take a shot at what the rule is?
Speaker 4:I do.
Speaker 3:All right Zeno.
Speaker 4:Coco can't win.
Speaker 3:That's right. Coco can't win was today's rule. I figured no matter what, even if he was dead right, he would still would have lost points. So thank you everybody for participating in today's episode of game breaker with our champ daddy. Fuck you losers, you guys are dumb of Game. Breaker with our champ Merc.
Speaker 4:Daddy, Fuck you losers. You guys are dumb.
Speaker 3:Wait, do I get anything for knowing the rule? You get one free slap on the ass by Marky.
Speaker 1:You know what's really funny? Because I couldn't win. Technically, Zeno came in last place.
Speaker 4:True, true. He actually told me the rule of the game earlier this week too, so I knew the entire time.
Speaker 1:I knew after the first two questions.
Speaker 3:I mean, it kind of becomes a little blatantly obvious use your thumb especially whenever you gave me the question does it fart?
Speaker 1:and you were like scientists don't know, so you couldn't give me a point you can eat my fucking asshole.
Speaker 3:I mean, if you would have said I don't know, and that would have been your answer I would have given you the point, but you said yes as your answer.
Speaker 1:I would have you were already far enough behind if I was neck and neck for the lead, you wouldn't have given me the point.
Speaker 3:You're absolutely right, I wouldn't have.
Speaker 4:You're absolutely right, or you would have lost points.
Speaker 1:I'm just upset that fucking Murky took forever on the Koopa.
Speaker 4:That was pretty funny. I did not know the double may cry one. Also fun fact, he was giving me all the answers the entire time. Oh yeah, I didn't answer any of my fucking questions hardly, honestly. This is bullshit. I did know Sylvanas. I just could not think of her name for the life of me.
Speaker 1:Is that why he gave you semi-hard ones and Murky just fucking dumb, idiot ones? Because he figured I'd pick up on murky just being stupid.
Speaker 3:No, I was actually really hard.
Speaker 1:Thank you, no, they weren't. Who is this?
Speaker 2:It's fucking.
Speaker 1:Pikachu.
Speaker 3:I was counting on murky to either be high or drunk, and I nailed it, so I was just giving him what was really funny is the question that you said about the hat, the one with the half-girlfriend or half-listening to his girlfriend. And I was like, wow, that's very accurate to the start of this call. I don't know.
Speaker 4:I figured the dropping the barbecue chicken one would have been. That one was pretty fucking funny.
Speaker 1:I almost expected him to say it. No, I think he learned his lesson yeah, don't scream the k word whenever you drop chicken on the ground don't be anti-semitic.
Speaker 2:I don't know who you're talking about.
Speaker 3:I don't know if you boys enjoyed it and if it was fun for you guys to listen to. Please let us know. Who knows, maybe he'll come back, maybe he'll never come back. Who fucking knows, maybe next time Coco can actually win and he can have a fair shot, because I'll change the rule.
Speaker 4:I'm gonna come on your back. Hey, take it easy.
Speaker 3:Kim K, oh boy as you know, she has come on her back yeah, that fucking blooper with Chris Pratt.
Speaker 4:Chris Pratt, hilarious. He's like, yeah, kim Kardashian, come on her back. Yeah, that fucking blooper with, uh, chris pratt hilarious. He's like, yeah, kim kardashian. No, I wouldn't say that's come back. No, I'm pretty sure in that movie she got some, come on her back oof all right we're done yeah, yeah, yeah, that was the end of this.
Speaker 2:Goodbye, goodbye.
