ADHD After Dark
ADHD After Dark is the unfiltered podcast where a group of hilarious dudes with ADHD gather to talk about anything and everything that comes to mind. Brace yourself for an explicit and comedic rollercoaster ride, as we dive into the depths of randomness, pushing the boundaries of humor and edginess.
In each episode, we unleash our unapologetic, off-the-cuff banter, sharing outrageous stories, wild adventures, and side-splitting anecdotes that will keep you laughing throughout the night. No topic is off-limits for us—whether it's outrageous personal experiences, taboo subjects, or exploring the more intimate and risqué aspects of life, we bring a refreshingly audacious and humorous perspective to it all.
ADHD After Dark is your escape from the mundane and predictable. Join our crew as we navigate the uncharted territories of comedic chaos, reveling in the freedom to explore the untamed corners of our minds. We embrace the spirit of After Dark, where the content can get explicit, sexual, and edgy—pushing boundaries and challenging social norms with a healthy dose of laughter.
While we may not always offer informative insights, we guarantee an uproarious time filled with absurdity, spontaneous conversations, and unabashed humor. It's a podcast that's not afraid to go where others won't, creating an inclusive space for individuals who enjoy unfiltered comedic escapades.
So, grab a drink, kick back, and immerse yourself in the unapologetically hilarious world of ADHD After Dark. Warning: explicit content ahead—tune in at your own risk, but be prepared to laugh your way through our zany adventures, spontaneous tangents, and unabashedly funny discussions that defy convention. Welcome to the wild, comedic chaos of ADHD After Dark.
ADHD After Dark
S3 E15: Our Most Depressing Podcast Ever
Ever wondered about the untapped erotic potential of household appliances? That's just one of the wild tangents we explore in this uproarious episode of ADHD After Dark! We kick things off with Xeno's multiple hilarious attempts at an intro, setting the chaotic tone for the night. From reminiscing about the legendary "oh no" meme and Murky's unforgettable spit-take, to contemplating the bizarre notion of microwave porn—our conversations are anything but ordinary.
Our personal updates and casual chatter take center stage as we navigate through job resignations, social plans, and the eternal debate over the best dishes at Panda Express. Coco's introduction of her adorable new kitty, Kalala, inspired by Inuyasha, adds a heartwarming touch amidst the laughs. And don't miss our ridiculous jokes and anecdotes that keep the energy high and the smiles wide throughout the episode.
Gaming enthusiasts, you're in for a treat! We dive into recommendations from "Vampire Survivors" to classics like "No Man's Sky" and "Portal," while also sharing some foot hygiene tips and the advantages of cloth boots for those with smelly feet. Our banter is filled with camaraderie and teasing, promising an engaging, laughter-filled listening experience that captures the essence of our dynamic and irreverent humor. Tune in for a rollercoaster of laughs, personal stories, and the kind of offbeat discussions that only ADHD After Dark can deliver!
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All right, welcome to ADHD After Dark. This is the most not cool intro ever. We got E, we got Murky and half of Xeno right now.
Speaker 2:Oh, no, we never do an intro oh no, yeah, it's true.
Speaker 3:Xeno really doesn't you know what, Xeno. Take away the intro this time. Take away the intro we never do an intro.
Speaker 2:Do a fucking intro, introduce us.
Speaker 3:How did you like the intro it?
Speaker 1:was very not energetic.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that was awful. Zeno, do a, take two.
Speaker 1:Oh shit Zeno.
Speaker 3:Okay, I guess take three after that one.
Speaker 1:God damn, hey fuckersers, you're still alive, so are we all right, I'll take it you sent me the fucking meme with the oh no of like the homeless dude asking you for a fucking dollar bill. But the face that he makes after you pull out the fucking magnum and blow your brains out on the sidewalk next to it oh no, no, oh. Guest still has no idea what that's about. Like the whole oh no thing. So I showed her a tiktok the other day and she still doesn't understand why. It's funny. I'm like it's, it's because it is. You wouldn't understand.
Speaker 1:Funny chimp man says oh no, funny voice Dude. I don't know what it happened. Was it when it was first introduced?
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, it was the first time the sound alert was playing. Yeah, you were, I was in the middle of drinking my drink and spitting, you were about to say you weren't here, I'm never fucking here.
Speaker 3:Name me, goddamn day goddamn damn in the fucking voice chat anymore Today Ever.
Speaker 1:Today, not tomorrow.
Speaker 2:Today Today.
Speaker 1:No, but whenever we were explaining the mechanics of A Raid in Destiny, last Wish, the fucking one boss, the second boss we had been going through like the all-know-a bunch already, and while I was explaining, miz goes and adds the oh no sound effect to another discord that we're all in. And while I start, and just as I start explaining it, he goes, he plays it and I fucking died and apparently murky, spit take, he did spit take everywhere yeah.
Speaker 1:And then it became a thing. I think the funniest one was when Murky was on a cigarette break and we were like Murky's face after he realizes the biscuits have been burnt.
Speaker 4:Oh no, oh no, it did happen. I said it was going to happen. I was right.
Speaker 2:You said it was going to happen. That's right. Those biscuits were done they were done.
Speaker 1:They were done. You hear that.
Speaker 4:Dusty.
Speaker 2:They were done.
Speaker 4:Taking a little bit for an extra minute minute and a half Hashtag, they were done.
Speaker 1:Hashtag hashtag. They were done.
Speaker 2:That's the new hashtag, I feel like if Dusty listened to this fucking podcast she point probably that or uninvite us all and make sure that murky never spoke to us again. Murky's like the best thing that's happened to any of us. There's no way she would break off the wedding what the murky's the best thing that's happened to any of us. There's no way that she would break off the wedding I'm not following, so she would make it so that he like never has contacts with us again.
Speaker 3:Well, yeah, I might do that.
Speaker 1:That makes sense. Especially since last week we talked about making. She loves all of you guys Especially after last week, since we started talking about making Doppler radar porn.
Speaker 2:Good old Doppler radar porn.
Speaker 4:It's artistic, but it's still porn.
Speaker 2:More autistic than autistic.
Speaker 3:You know I was thinking that, but, zeno, let the intrusive thought out.
Speaker 1:I think you could make sonar porn before you could make Doppler radar porn.
Speaker 4:What about?
Speaker 1:microwave porn, then you're just hot I feel like that exists.
Speaker 3:I have a feeling if you went to rule 34.xxx and typed in microwave, it exists I guarantee you're screaming.
Speaker 4:Right now there's a rule 34 microwave like tyson chicken, like okay, hang on yeah yeah, it's gotta exist there's a large Samoan man. There's a TV series called microwave porn oh my god. I don't like it.
Speaker 3:I'm also not really surprised by that there's a video on Pornhub.
Speaker 1:That's just. I put a hammer in a microwave so I have to watch an ad of somebody getting their dick stroked, to watch a video of of the hammer in the microwave, I put a hammer in the microwave right now.
Speaker 4:Are you a wreck?
Speaker 1:I'm just gonna share this fucking let's ask the real question here. Guys go hey guys go, this is. This is the pornhub video. I wonder if discord can actually like make pornhub. But nope, nope, it doesn't auto complete the link it's a good thing you're not in North Carolina.
Speaker 2:I put a hammer in my microwave.
Speaker 1:This is the video. I'm watching it. It's literally. She would find me standing there not only recording with the hammer inside the microwave, but also with no pants. This is it's just his reflection on the microwave window. I don't know why this is so fucking dumb, but this is what you get. That's a hammer in the microwave.
Speaker 3:For 30 seconds saying yeah they're not wearing any pants.
Speaker 4:Oh man, you can really see those sparks fly, Jesus.
Speaker 1:Christ, there you go. I mean tactically, that counts. Yeah, I guess I don't think that's the spirit that we were looking for.
Speaker 4:It's kind of microwave porn. If his pants are off, there's a dick in there.
Speaker 1:Jeez, we're starting this podcast off strong Fucking. Would, you fuck that microwave. Would you fuck that microwave? I bet you that microwave is hot, that LG has been through some shit apparently coco's mom said the n-word yeah, that's not a first, because I said jesus christ, she said the n-word how dare you you need to bleep that on this podcast what?
Speaker 3:yeah, that's, that's the word thank you for explaining that, murky. Oh, I can't believe that's the word. Thank you for explaining that, murky oh, I can't believe.
Speaker 4:Fucking go go with tater this is bullshit.
Speaker 3:I'm sorry, murky, I'm sorry, no, I need to stop making those jokes again murky, I don't know what I said, but I fucking said it oh, I didn't know that you should be admitting that wait, what did you just admit to saying? Coco. Why would you say that there?
Speaker 1:you go, you don't have to repeat what he said.
Speaker 3:What Say no?
Speaker 2:Listen, everyone else is doing it.
Speaker 4:That's what all the cool kids are doing.
Speaker 1:I was hoping you were going to blame yourself for that one.
Speaker 3:No, how could I do this? Hey, murky, I was hoping you were going to blame yourself for that one. No, who could I do this?
Speaker 1:to hey, uh, hey, Murky, I have one important. Wait, let's get this situated first. You're what E.
Speaker 3:I don't know Tired really. I'm also quitting my job tomorrow, Nice.
Speaker 1:Nice. Fuck them, Fuck them kids.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:I've already put in my letter of resignation. It's just tomorrow's the last day, and then they pay me out for the rest of my contract.
Speaker 1:So we have to get a quick question through Murky's head. Do you know?
Speaker 4:what day.
Speaker 1:It is today.
Speaker 4:Thursday.
Speaker 1:Okay, what day did you think it was? A couple of hours ago.
Speaker 4:Wednesday Okay.
Speaker 3:It doesn't feel like a Thursday.
Speaker 4:Because we had Monday off.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you know what? That's fair, that is entirely fair.
Speaker 4:Oh look at those nails. Gaz Show the nails done.
Speaker 1:She got some new nail work done. Chris is so excited to hang out with Gaz at the tournament. It doesn't have autofocus. Fyi, fyi.
Speaker 3:I don't remember FYI she can't hear you.
Speaker 2:I figured you were going to tell her.
Speaker 1:I was distracted by fingernails on the camera.
Speaker 4:Are you going?
Speaker 1:to use snowboard or are you going to use chopsticks? Gaz is going, oh, oh, oh yeah, gaz is going oh. Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Cas is going to be at the Zeno said he's excited. No, krista said she's excited.
Speaker 1:Oh, is, krista coming now.
Speaker 3:Yes, I get to flirt with Zeno's girlfriend.
Speaker 1:How's that make you feel Zeno?
Speaker 2:It's alright, he's accepted. No, you're Zeno, it's alright, he's accepted. I'm gonna flirt with you.
Speaker 1:No, you're not, cause you're a fucking chicken.
Speaker 2:Flirting and actions are two different things.
Speaker 1:My flirting is kissing.
Speaker 2:Well, I don't flirt like that.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you just pull your fucking Huge wiener out and just start fucking.
Speaker 2:Just helicopter it in front of you as a display of power.
Speaker 4:Jesus Christ, that's a good way. I'd be intimidated by that. You'd probably feel the wind coming off of it.
Speaker 3:I'm just intimidated in general.
Speaker 1:He's got so much fucking dick he needs a counter rotor.
Speaker 4:I can sleep with that fan noise.
Speaker 1:Fucking that's just the opening of Dong Blade Just helicoptering his way in.
Speaker 3:Isn't that how he gets from one place to another? He just helicopters his dick and just flies away like that.
Speaker 1:That sounds about what he does.
Speaker 2:I don't know. That seems like it'd be dangerous for Dong Blade.
Speaker 1:It'd be kind of dangerous just having a dick for a blade in the first place.
Speaker 3:That is true.
Speaker 1:Just gotta learn how to control it really well.
Speaker 4:Now I'm eating panda For the audience.
Speaker 1:I'm eating panda, so fuck you.
Speaker 2:Now you're hungry. What you got there Is that orange chicken.
Speaker 1:It's the honey chicken.
Speaker 3:Honey chicken, you know I recently learned Panda Express is who made orange chicken I don't have chopsticks, Otherwise I would.
Speaker 2:I also recently learned that because you told me that.
Speaker 1:What did we learn?
Speaker 3:Oh, Panda Express is the people who invented orange chicken. I did not know that Yep, and they actually started off as a buffet too, and their original restaurant is still out there somewhere in California, I think.
Speaker 1:Is it still a buffet?
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's still a buffet California and California.
Speaker 1:I mean, in a sense it is kind of like a buffet, but you don't get all you can eat.
Speaker 3:True In the city.
Speaker 2:But I mean, do you ever leave Panda Express hungry?
Speaker 1:not really.
Speaker 4:No, you leave feeling kind of shitty about yourself because you feel yeah, you really do yeah, cause I just ate two servings of orange chicken and all the fried rice that was fucking piled high see I'm a low main kinda gay.
Speaker 3:I do like me some low main. I like the Beijing beef.
Speaker 4:I'm a lo-ming kind of guy. I do like me some lo-ming. I like the Beijing beef. I'm not dedicated to one or the other.
Speaker 2:I'd say I get fried rice more.
Speaker 4:I prefer the noodles over rice. I still get the nudes. Yeah, you do.
Speaker 3:If you guys go to a new Chinese restaurant you've never been there before. What is your go-to thing, just to make sure these guys can do it right.
Speaker 2:It's like a chicken. Lo mein something like that Bourbon chicken.
Speaker 3:General stove for me. If they can do a general, so right, then I know I can trust this place, that's fair Bourbon chicken and a fried rice.
Speaker 4:If you fuck that up, I'm never coming back because it's fucking.
Speaker 2:Bourbon chicken is fucking delicious, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I usually get the beef and broccoli, like whatever.
Speaker 3:I do like beef and broccoli.
Speaker 1:Just like murky, it's kind of hard to fuck that up.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Like you can take a taste of the beef and broccoli and be like, hey, if you fuck that up, I'm never coming back.
Speaker 3:Oh my.
Speaker 1:Hey, jiraiya, none of this food is for you, so kindly go.
Speaker 3:Coco got a new kitty.
Speaker 1:I did get a new kitty, she's named Kalala?
Speaker 3:Is that based off the thing from Inuyasha?
Speaker 4:Yes.
Speaker 3:Okay, I had a feeling.
Speaker 4:The multi-tailed fox.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that little demon thing.
Speaker 4:It reminds me of this little joke.
Speaker 2:Um, you guys want to hear this joke, is it me?
Speaker 1:yeah no wait. No, I'm not saying yeah to it's you, I'm saying yeah, I want to hear it I don't know.
Speaker 2:Uh, this guy breaks into this house right, right, and when he walks in he hears a voice tell him jesus is watching you. He doesn't think anything of it exactly oh no I need you to keep that button ready, okay? Uh, so he's walking around, doesn't think anything of it. He's like I'm just hearing shit, whatever, and uh, walking around grabbing shit, all of a sudden he hears it again.
Speaker 2:Jesus is watching you he's like man, what the fuck is going on here? Like my fucking hearing shit. He starts wandering around seeing if he can tell where this fucking noise is coming from and he discovers that there's like a bird cage with a blanket over it. So he pulls the blanket off of it and then he sees a parrot. He's like are you the one that's been telling me jesus is watching me? And bird says yeah, yeah, I am. And he's like yeah, okay, you know, like a fucking one. You know, while I'm here like you're pretty smart bird and seem like I think I've already figured out how to keep going yeah, he's like uh, what's your name and stuff?
Speaker 2:and bird says my name's Kamala. Robert starts laughing. He's like what kind of fucking dumb idiot names their goddamn bird Kamala? And the parrot looks at him and he goes. The same dumb idiot that named the um Raul Reiler Jesus.
Speaker 3:I was thinking it was gonna be a pit bull, but yep, oh no yeah, exactly, I got another one for you.
Speaker 2:I don't know if I've told you this one yet probably, but go ahead um, so this uh husband and wife were afraid in their neighborhood of, um, frequent break-ins and stuff like that. Okay, and uh, the husband told the wife next day, go to the pet store see if they have any dogs Like good guard dogs, right? So she walks into the pet store and the owner of the pet shop's like, yeah, we don't really have any guard dogs. You know, with all the crime that's been going on, they're sold out. But I do have this old dog over here. It's kind of a mutt, he's older, he's 10 years old, but he knows karate.
Speaker 2:And the woman's like, yeah, whatever, you're just trying to sell me this dog that's old and crepit and stuff and you don't want to, you're just trying to get rid of it. And he's like, no, I'm serious, knows karate, I'll show you. So he gets the dog out of the cage and he says, dog, karate, that chair dog rears up and karate chops the chair and breaks it in half. He says, karate, that table same thing rears up, gives it a karate chop, snaps it in half. This woman's astonished. She's like, oh my gosh, I can't believe he actually knows karate like that. It's great for a guard dog. So she pays the shop owner and takes the dog home. The husband comes home that evening from work and he's like hey, did you, uh, did you find the guard dog? She's like, well, they didn't have any guard dogs, but they had this dog that knows karate. The husband goes karate, my ass.
Speaker 3:I've actually heard a very similar joke before.
Speaker 1:I heard a similar joke too.
Speaker 3:Alright, coco, you say yours.
Speaker 1:I don't remember it, but I've heard a similar joke. I remember hearing something along those lines.
Speaker 3:So one day this woman is waiting for her husband to arrive back for their anniversary, to arrive back for their anniversary. And he arrives and he has some very bad news to tell her that his job is forcing him to get on a plane tomorrow morning and he pretty much has to like spend the night getting ready for that. However, to make it up for, uh, him missing out on the anniversary, he got her a very special gift, but to not open it until the next morning. So the next morning he's already gone, he's on his plane, he's gone. The wife opens up the box and inside there is like a gross frankenstein looking penis and there's a piece of paper next to it. So she pulls out the piece of paper and, as she's reading it, this thing is called the voodoo dildo. So all you have to say is voodoo dildo. The object and the voodoo dildo will go inside of it. But then you have to say a particular set of words.
Speaker 1:This is the one that I've heard E it's coming back to me now.
Speaker 3:That's a particular one that I've heard it's coming back to me now that's a particular phrase to get the voodoo dildo out of you. So she kind of like lazily looks through it, kind of throws the paper off to the side, loses it and kind of goes about her day and just does whatever. Then later that night she's kind of horny. She decides, okay, let's try out this voodoo dildo thing. So she says voodoo dildo pussy. This thing floats out of the box and goes right up inside of her. She's coming left and right and eventually she's like okay, I've had my fill, I've already came more than my husband could ever make me.
Speaker 3:She can't remember the phrase. She starts panicking. She gets up, she goes in her car. She's gonna go to the hospital. She's zooming down the highway all of a sudden police car pulls her over. Police officer comes up to the window. He's like ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over? And then she starts explaining this whole thing about the voodoo dildo and the cop just looks at her funny and goes voodoo dildo, my ass that's bad, it's real bad, damn it.
Speaker 4:I should have went before he loser.
Speaker 3:I'm joking, I got one, so there's you should. I'm a fucking loser.
Speaker 4:I'm joking about who I am. I got one. So there's a papa bear, no, there's big papa bear, big grizzly, you know, 800, 900 pounds.
Speaker 3:I like when you call me big papa.
Speaker 4:That's baby.
Speaker 1:When you're at the doctor's office and they're checking your prostate, but the doctor's hands are on your shoulder.
Speaker 4:Oh, All right, marky as you were, as you were. So there's, you know big pop bear, this big like 800-pound grizzly, and there's baby bear. You know this newborn. And you know, normally a lot of big male grizzlies will be solo, but not this one. He lives with family and the mother bear is downstairs cooking porridge, as bears do, as bears do.
Speaker 4:So Papa Bear is reading Baby Bear these bedtime stories. As he's trying to just get him to calm down, he's telling all these stories, you know, just get him to calm down. He's telling all these stories. And the first is about a princess that had these seven smaller people that wanted to help awaken her from this deep sleep. There was another story about a demigod cast from Olympus who performed great feats. And there was another one that actually involved a burglar, someone who basically did a break and enter on a home and tore all their shit around and threw it around and found some Actually ate all their food for the day. The and ate all their food for the day. The burglar ate all their food for the day. There were other stories of adventures and great battles and as dinner was ready, papa Bear told Baby Bear to alright, let's get up, let's get ready to go have dinner and Baby Bear looked at Papa Bear and said Papa, can you tell me the one again about the fucking whore that burned her mouth on our fucking porridge?
Speaker 3:Beautiful.
Speaker 1:Wow, that escalated quickly. I'm not good at joke telling, so I don't have one. You know, whenever I'm like, I see a good joke, so I don't have one you know whenever I'm like you want to know I never can think of one. You want to know a good joke. Zeno, You're looking at him.
Speaker 2:Oh, how would you say that about Murky?
Speaker 3:Fuck you Damn.
Speaker 1:You, piece of shit. That's fucked up, man I wasn't even setting you up, Murky, and somehow it got bad.
Speaker 4:I tried my best. Okay, I tried my best. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:The other day Murky was. We were playing Destiny and Murky said something that sounded really smart to something that I asked and I was like what'd you say again, murky, was that like what I needed to do? And he's like no. And I was like, oh, he's like no. And I was like, oh right, why would I ever fucking trust you? You're fucking stupid.
Speaker 1:He's like yeah, I'm garbage at this game fucking suck garbage we were shit on him so hard last night and he's like I don't know why the fuck I play video games with you guys anymore. I was like cause, you love us speaking of, I was like because you love us Speaking of dumb things? Did you see? The verdict came out on the hush money trial no 34 counts of guilty.
Speaker 3:Damn Imagine that.
Speaker 1:Also, I got a Panda Express fortune. For our listeners, pleasant news is on the way, don't know?
Speaker 4:what that is. What are the lucky numbers? What are the lucky numbers?
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's the important part.
Speaker 1:I feel gypped. They didn't give me lucky numbers, so I'm dead. There's no lucky numbers on this.
Speaker 2:That's fucking shy Three times in my life not gotten a fortune in a fortune cookie.
Speaker 3:Oh, I just remembered two jokes.
Speaker 1:Go for it.
Speaker 3:Okay, so there's these three kids. They're playing around and eventually they go out to a construction site and just outside of it there's a pile of bricks. The kids pick up the bricks and are trying to think of what they can do with the bricks. One kid notices that it's really muddy where they're at. So they're like what if we try to see who can like throw their brick up the highest and see how far down in the mud it can go? So the first kid winds up, throws his in the air, lands into the mud and it goes maybe about a foot down.
Speaker 3:The other kids like I can definitely beat that. He gets very low to the ground, he swings it up in the air, it comes down. It's got to go at least two, two and a half feet down into the ground. All the other kids are kind of shocked and amazed. Third kid's like okay, I'm definitely gonna see what I can do to beat that. So he winds up, he throws his up into the air. So the other joke that I like to tell uh, there's this woman on an airplane.
Speaker 3:This is one of these two partners where he threw the hammer into the fucking airplane so there's this woman on an airplane and she's trying to go on vacation to see her parents and she's bringing along her pet bird. And as the flight attendant comes along she sees the bird and she goes oh, you might want to hide that. The captain has two rules no smoking and no pets allowed on the plane. So you know she tries to hide her parrot in her jacket. The captain comes out and he's meeting everybody. He likes to be very cordial. He comes across to the woman, he tries to have a small conversation with her. She's trying to brush him off and of course the bird can't really keep itself together, starts making some noises.
Speaker 3:The guy gets, or the captain gets, a little like freaked out. He's like is that an animal aboard my plane? And of course the parrot comes out. The captain gets so flustered he grabs the bird, goes over to the emergency exit and whips it out of the plane. The woman in anger runs up, grabs his oh, I forgot to mention, he's smoking a cigar grabs the cigar out of his mouth, throws it out the plane and she's like you're not even supposed to be smoking, that's your own rule. And the captain's like oh, fuck you. And he goes back up, oh, fuck you, and he's all angry. And he goes back up to the cocktail Fuck you and he's all angry. And then he hears a loud noise. And when he looks out the window, you know what he sees.
Speaker 1:The hammer.
Speaker 3:No, he sees the bird waving at him and you know what he's got in his mouth.
Speaker 1:A dick.
Speaker 3:A cigar. The brick from the first joke.
Speaker 1:I don't know where the fuck you got hammer because I forgot it was a brick and I was thinking of the Pornhub video.
Speaker 4:I knew it was microwave porn. For a second, I knew it was microwave porn obvious it was obvious.
Speaker 1:The whole time. Yeah, it's the microwave point video hammer microwave point. Yeah, the only reason I thought it was a hammer was because I forgot that. You said brick almost immediately and it became a hammer because I have the tab open right now on discord. That was the heaviest object I could see and Zeno's got his fucking camera off, so there's not a second heavier object.
Speaker 2:You still playing that same fucking mission I just finished oh wow, what fucking mission was it it was uh ghost of the deep dungeon oh, we did two raids yesterday.
Speaker 1:That was impressive, you did yeah.
Speaker 4:I got. What is it? Divine Cataclysm.
Speaker 1:I don't know you had to shard it. Yeah, the the shotgun. The one from yeah, that one. They should just name a boss, that Zeno, that'd be great.
Speaker 3:Just a burp. They should, but they never will.
Speaker 1:So, Zeno, how hard is your dick for the next expansion in Destiny?
Speaker 3:We'll see. So if you're not bricked up, I'm gonna be honestly surprised.
Speaker 1:The question is what happens after?
Speaker 2:That's a great question.
Speaker 4:I'm buying a can of chew for raid day.
Speaker 2:A can of chew.
Speaker 4:Yeah, a lot less ciggy breaks.
Speaker 2:Get the fuck out of here, or you can just not smoke cigs. Fuck you, that's not gonna happen.
Speaker 1:No, fucksino, just go get a bunch of fucking nicotine patches at that fucking rate I'm going to go buy a bunch of stuff, right. Honestly, you'd be better off with just getting a fucking nicotine patch, hey Zin sponsor our Destiny raid. Do it We'll get Woz and we'll fucking put you on our nipple as a sticker.
Speaker 3:How about this, merky? While the raid's going on, you can't have any nicotine, so I feel like the withdrawals will make him learn the puzzles. He'll become a mastermind, just so he can get his nicotine fixed Everybody else in the group has said they'll do all the mechanics.
Speaker 4:I'm like, I'll add, clear all day.
Speaker 1:I feel like if he had to not smoke or have nicotine at all during the raid, after about 15 or 20 minutes we might need to find a replacement for him, because he might be going through some severe case of the shakes right now.
Speaker 4:Break my fucking face.
Speaker 3:You're just going to be like I need a fucking cigarette.
Speaker 1:Dusty's going to be like shut the fuck up, I'm working here.
Speaker 3:Hey, I'm working here. I'm a Chris Pratt.
Speaker 4:So I think the game plan's gonna be is she'll work from the living room, that's probably a good call.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna be in here and you're still gonna have to be kind of quiet. It's a good thing that he's doing the ad clear, because then he doesn't have to call stuff out.
Speaker 2:Assuming that there's not a mechanic.
Speaker 1:That requires all of us to fucking do something. You know, like what is it Like? Like Kylie or Shiro Chi or the fucking Morgareth fight where everybody has to grab a ball?
Speaker 3:No, I won't be participating in the raid, but I mean oh.
Speaker 1:Murky.
Speaker 3:I could be working. I'm going to be sitting in at least listening.
Speaker 1:Murky last night had such a huge penis when he got fucking fate's chosen I was chosen we, we all got into the art.
Speaker 1:And you know the part where you get to. You get into ribbon, you just start ready to do the queen's walk part. Yeah, well, you know how it chooses somebody to start it. Murky just just sees this. It was like I'm going to pick up R B D, like I was explaining how we do this, and he just goes I'm fucking fate chosen. And he hits the button and it starts and I'm like Murky, you started it. And he's like I didn't know it would do that. And I was like what the fuck did you think it was going to?
Speaker 4:do? You guys were like, whose face shows up? I was like it's me and I was going dude.
Speaker 1:Except he didn't know where to go, so he just stood there and so we didn't and he didn't know where to go and he just stood there and I was like Mergy, you know what's going on and he goes no.
Speaker 3:And I just went I played the sound effect.
Speaker 1:I'm the best. Needless to we. Uh, we died, but yeah it was. It was pretty fucking funny.
Speaker 4:He got so happy I was the one, he was the one, I felt like I had a power that no one else had. And it said you have haste.
Speaker 1:I feel like that's worse than anything I've ever done, and I'm the problem.
Speaker 4:I don't know about that.
Speaker 3:Okay, Taylor Swift, you can calm down there.
Speaker 4:I just did know a mechanic and you guys said a word and I was like I have that, so I grabbed the thing.
Speaker 1:You touched something in a room that obviously had nothing else to touch in it. Nah nah, nah nah man, we're. I'm out of ideas already. We're only 30 minutes in. What are we talking about now?
Speaker 2:Uh.
Speaker 4:Hey listeners, 30 minute podcast instead of our hour hour and 15?.
Speaker 1:We're running out of ideas. If you have ideas or want to be on the podcast, it's hard nowadays, hit us up at. Adhd After Dark. What do you want us? To talk about yeah do you want us to talk about your fucking grandma's tits, or something?
Speaker 3:Do you miss us playing FUDA games for Murky's enjoyment? I really wonder if we can commission.
Speaker 1:We need to commission somebody to make a shitty game for us to play.
Speaker 3:Like it doesn't have to be porn, but just a shitty game.
Speaker 1:Radar Sexy Time. Radar Sexy Time that's what we're going to call it.
Speaker 3:Radar Sexy Time.
Speaker 2:Radar Love you. That's what we're gonna call it, radar Sexy.
Speaker 4:Time.
Speaker 3:Radar Love.
Speaker 4:You know that's a good song, It'll just be us cutting the fucking wrestling-style promos on the weather. Welcome to Millersburg Today, at a high of 70. Clear skies, brother. You wanna go out? You wanna get out? Go to the park, take the dogs, get the kids out. This is how we're doing things today. You want some ice cream? We got ice cream If you stop off a second street and or Jefferson Drive you sound more like you're announcing for the PGA Tour. Ok.
Speaker 1:I'll take the feedback. There's not enough energy in it. I feel like you have I mean it's a news broadcast.
Speaker 4:I'm not screaming through the TV. You gotta yeah.
Speaker 3:Monty's angry what's?
Speaker 1:Monty angry about.
Speaker 3:I'm not in the bedroom laying down so he can lay on my chest.
Speaker 1:He doesn't have his fuzz bed.
Speaker 3:Pretty much.
Speaker 1:He's a spoiled kitty.
Speaker 3:He is a spoiled little guy, but I love him.
Speaker 4:I wonder who's hairier.
Speaker 1:Are you? Hairier than me, I'm pretty sure he is, probably, I think he might be hairier than me. Yeah, he's definitely hairier. What's your back like Murky, my back's pretty pretty clean.
Speaker 3:Yeah, okay, so I win.
Speaker 4:But my ass is twice as hairy.
Speaker 1:His ass and his back are both hairy.
Speaker 4:Okay.
Speaker 3:I don't think you're winning this one hun.
Speaker 4:Have you ever seen Zeno's dick though?
Speaker 1:No, because he won't. Let us see it I think you're winning this one hun.
Speaker 3:Have you ever seen Zeno's dick, though?
Speaker 1:No, no because he won't. Let us see it.
Speaker 3:Crazy, thing, I am playing all these games he keeps calling me a spoiled brat and says I'm not allowed to see it.
Speaker 1:He says bad and sprays you with the water bottle, exactly.
Speaker 3:Okay, so I'm going to be honest with you boys. Lately I've been suffering from that adhd thing where video games just don't seem fun. I went I'm really trying to find something that can bring me back, but like nothing seems fun and I know it's just because I got like a lot of shit on my plate and I have the adhd, I have the teacher burnout, so I'm just feeling like exhausted but I want to play a fucking game, but nothing is scratching that itch.
Speaker 3:No matter what game I play. It's not going to scratch it.
Speaker 1:Okay, I'll scratch you Rich oh well, I mean. I mean, I would ask you, what kind of things do you want to play? But you play so many more games than I do. That that's that I probably don't have any good suggestions, that's fair.
Speaker 3:You want to know the God's honest truth.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I guess what comes to my mind is like if something inside and not you know you're in one environment, what if you change the environment for a little bit? That's why I'm leaving that fucking job dude. Yeah, you guys know I have the last three or four weeks.
Speaker 1:Play.
Speaker 2:Vampire Survivors.
Speaker 1:Vampire.
Speaker 3:Survivors.
Speaker 1:I don't believe I got that well, I mean, let me check how much it is. That's not the right page.
Speaker 3:I mean, it's a great mindless game, just kind of kills time in all fairness, I could also play the rip off version of that on Blucket.
Speaker 4:I mean Vampire Survivors is $5 we go fishing and do water stuff that was the end game where I was going or Vampire Survivors.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that would be my suggestion. It's a game that you can just start up and then play it for 30 minutes and then put it away, and it doesn't matter if you're into the story or not.
Speaker 3:Not fair, but I don't know if that's going to tickle the dopamine.
Speaker 1:It's got number go big. That's. That's the dopamine that I was going for. Number go big real fast.
Speaker 3:I like shit, y'all are getting back into Destiny. I'm just kind of like and I feel bad because I know that's the game that I play with Matman, because Matman really doesn't play much else. I feel like now I'm excluding playing a game with him. I know you guys will play other shit, but yeah, no, just anytime that I look at a game I'm like, oh, maybe I can have fun with this I was kicking my seventh graders asses in mario kart today because I just brought it in, because I'm like it's second last day of school.
Speaker 3:I'm not doing fucking shit. I just destroy their asses. No dopamine.
Speaker 1:Do you have no Man's Sky?
Speaker 2:Uh.
Speaker 1:You do.
Speaker 3:It says you've played it. Yeah, it's been a long time.
Speaker 1:It's a completely fucking different game. You can try that. I'm just going through my Steam library. You can always play Portal. I assume you have at least a Portal game.
Speaker 3:I should.
Speaker 1:I think I have portal one and two you can also play, you can also play rocksmith, because I know that you have a guitar I think you have.
Speaker 3:Even that hobby doesn't seem fun. Okay, and chan is actually very disappointed that the hobby doesn't seem fun because she's like wanting me to get back into that.
Speaker 1:You know what? Play the Hunter Call of the Wild.
Speaker 3:I don't know what the fuck that is.
Speaker 1:I'm surprised Murky doesn't have that fucking game.
Speaker 3:You know what I'm really surprised? Murky doesn't have even though it's like $2, fishing vacation.
Speaker 1:It seems right up his alley hunter, hunter, call of the wild is literally a game about hunting oh no, he's playing it, he's, you know yes, you know, got me that game.
Speaker 4:It's just when I load in, all of a sudden my computer is instantly fucking overheating have you thought about? Turning the graphics down. I tried to get there and by the time I got there, everything was like hey, fuck you.
Speaker 1:Was it this computer or your old computer? It was this one. I don't see why they would do that. What do you mean it was going hey, were you getting like pop-ups, or were the fans just going real fast?
Speaker 4:No, like shit was stopping, it was ceasing to work.
Speaker 1:Well, I mean to be fair that does happen. A lot Was the game loading.
Speaker 4:And that like, yeah, well, it would load up and I would get in the menu and I'd like just start selecting stuff and I would check the nzxt and it was up around like eight, like 84, what?
Speaker 1:the gpu yeah well, that is normal, you're normal, that is operating temperature of a g. When I play grounded my, my GPU is at 85.
Speaker 1:You don't tell me that Dude my GPU's at 49 right now and it's encoding video. I also probably need to switch out my water cooler, because I think the old NZXT water cooler is finally going out or not being as efficient. But yeah, I literally don't think you have a problem, murky. I think it's doing what it should be doing, because your graphics card will go up to 85 degrees and then throttle. That's how it works. Also, I completely forgot, we're doing a podcast right now, by the way. Yeah, that's how a podcast should be.
Speaker 3:You should just be naturally having conversations.
Speaker 1:Um, yeah.
Speaker 2:Naturally conversate these notes.
Speaker 1:I do have.
Speaker 3:Portal 2.
Speaker 1:Look at that.
Speaker 3:So why don't?
Speaker 1:you fucking start that game up after this fucking podcast, murky, and you know the reason why other things don't work is because the game is actually using 100 of everything and you it probably doesn't have a frame limiter on it, so you need to turn the frame limiter on and then it would, uh, be a little bit more lax. But I think that's your problem. I think the problem is just you Probably Sounds about right, you're probably right, you can get that E and then we can all go hunting. You can do an ADHD hunting, hunting we can all go sit trees, stay in and talk through walking.
Speaker 3:Actually.
Speaker 1:Say what E.
Speaker 3:I think I have it on Epic epic.
Speaker 1:I don't know if it's cross play. That's a topic for another day. Uh, how is going to yugioh master duel? Um yeah, that's all my. That's all my uh suggestions. What the fuck is this game? I get like so many random steam games like I oh no, I don't have it.
Speaker 2:On epic clicked on one called wander song what the fuck is that?
Speaker 1:it looks boring.
Speaker 3:Tell frag vr or into you, nerd. It's most likely on my steam wish list when did I pick up the Spiral Reignited? Wait, Wonder Song. Is that the one with the very basic looking guy? He kind of looks like a little happy bard and he's singing.
Speaker 1:Sure Is he pink.
Speaker 2:No idea what you're talking about. I think so.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's what it looks like.
Speaker 3:Yeah, then I have played that game before, when it was on Xbox Game Pass. I mean, it's a cute little story game, but if you're not really into a story, you're not going to have fun with it.
Speaker 1:I don't even know where I got half of these fucking games from. Your mom, no, ayo, she doesn't know how to do this shit You're aware of. I'm going to fucking beat your ass.
Speaker 3:I mean, probably be more enjoyable than ADHD burnout.
Speaker 1:That's fair. You can always play Raft.
Speaker 3:Oh.
Speaker 1:Raft, remember Raft.
Speaker 3:I do remember Raft.
Speaker 2:You should play Detroit Become Human.
Speaker 1:That's a good game. I've never finished it, but it's a good game. That's a good game. I've never finished it, but it's a good game it's a great game, but you got to be invested in the story on that one it broke me. That's just saying I don't know how much I'm willing to invest brain power could always hate ourselves and play among us again no duck duck goose or goose goose duck.
Speaker 3:Actually, that does remind me Miles would like to get people together to do a goose goose duck, but strictly YouTube, not streaming Just like have fun. Because, let's be honest, when you're streaming shit like that, you would always get that one person who would just find a way to just ruin people's fun. Yeah, either via stream sniping.
Speaker 4:I never played these with you guys. When you guys stopped playing, my fucking broke dick. Be careful what you say.
Speaker 1:It might actually break like the voodoo dick. Be careful what you say. It might actually break like the voodoo dick.
Speaker 4:Voodoo dick in Zeno's ad.
Speaker 3:Space, if you're listening. I'm sorry I'm throwing your ass under the bus. If you were streaming and Space was in your lobby and he was the imposter and you were not, your ass was dead. He would immediately seek you out and just kill you on the spot not cool.
Speaker 1:Space not cool. I don't think space listens to this, yeah.
Speaker 2:I don't think he does.
Speaker 3:I don't think space ever did it intentionally either, though he did admit to it that he thought it would be funny and get a reaction out of the people for their stream. But then he openly apologized on miles's server after people stopped playing among us. He was like reaction out of the people for their stream. But then he openly apologized on Miles' server after people stopped playing Among Us. He was like, looking back at it, yeah, what I did was a dick move and I'm sorry. So he did acknowledge it. I'll give him that.
Speaker 1:Alright, what now? What are you doing?
Speaker 3:I don't know dude, I don't know dude.
Speaker 1:I don't know what to do.
Speaker 2:I never know what to do.
Speaker 1:I don't know what to do with my hands, your camera's off so you could be naked right now for all I know he probably is you playing, you playing, fucking destiny.
Speaker 4:I was just making sure my purchase went through for final shape oh, okay oh, okay okay okay, okay what see your face? Yeah, mostly just you. Oh, I thought it was a me. Thing. Oh, no, what.
Speaker 2:Rob, good enough to see your face. Yeah, mostly just you. Oh, I thought it was a meat thing.
Speaker 1:You saw it enough while you were over at his place.
Speaker 2:Guess who's not getting biscuits on Tuesday, probably me None of us, cause we're doing it at Merky's house and Leslie's gonna burn the biscuits again.
Speaker 4:Yeah, they're not gonna be done until fucking 3. Obviously, merky cooks the bread at fucking medium, medium, low temperature.
Speaker 1:Dusty's gonna burn the biscuits again.
Speaker 4:Yeah, they're not gonna be done until fucking 3.
Speaker 1:Obviously, murky cooks the bread at fucking medium, medium, low temperature and it's fucking Shut the fuck up the biscuits and or like croissants you know, maybe Murky and Dusty Should just cook together, cause then we can probably get a fully cooked meal. Murky, if you Murky, if you cook the loaf of, if you cook the loaf of bread would it have a crust or would it just be all white Crust crust?
Speaker 4:Just like the crab crust.
Speaker 1:It took me. I was in the middle of talking and then I realized that E fucking did an average joke.
Speaker 2:We should play Lunch Lady.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, I remember Lunch Lady. I think they stopped making updates for that thing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but we started playing it when it first came out.
Speaker 3:Yeah, like shortly just after it came out.
Speaker 2:Coco and Mark. Did you ever play lunch, lady?
Speaker 4:I was literally just about to see you guys play it a bunch. I haven't, I don't have it.
Speaker 3:Uh, it's one of those games where there is, like, this monstrous lunch lady roaming around a school and you're trying to find, like, the cheat sheet or the answers for the test that's coming up, and you're trying to avoid the lunch lady.
Speaker 1:Is it like an asymmetrical game?
Speaker 3:No, sadly nobody can be the lunch lady. I think there was originally plans for somebody to control the lunch lady, and then I think the dev team just kind of gave up fell apart.
Speaker 4:I'm getting it now. Are we doing it?
Speaker 2:I uh, I just sent it to you oh well okay, I guess I'm installing this alright, shit now.
Speaker 3:I gotta fucking find it lunch lady.
Speaker 2:Get this, it's under the L. Weird can find it. Get this, it's under the L.
Speaker 1:Weird.
Speaker 3:I don't have it alphabetically. I have it by recent activity. What a loser.
Speaker 4:It'd be under the L's if it was by name Five gigs and I'm in, so I'm going to take advantage of this time.
Speaker 1:To do what?
Speaker 4:And do nicotine stuff.
Speaker 1:Jesus Christ, you're going to take advantage of this time To do what? And do nicotine stuff, jesus.
Speaker 3:Christ, you're going to smoke a cig. Oh, it's going to be so bad.
Speaker 4:Wait, wait, wait. How fast is this cig?
Speaker 1:going to be.
Speaker 2:Two minutes. I'm going to say four minutes. Two minutes 13 seconds.
Speaker 3:It looks like they last updated the game back in January.
Speaker 1:As soon as you leave that door, the timer starts.
Speaker 4:No, no grab, no start yet.
Speaker 1:Nope, hasn't started. I have the record timer at the bottom. I'm going to yell out the time whenever you leave, as soon as you open the door.
Speaker 4:Yeah 3, 2, 1.
Speaker 1:4909. That's the time he left. I just imagine him out there just like ffff, ffff, ffff, ha ha ha. He said 2 minutes and 13 seconds. I wish we could comment on this, because all we see is a white wall, instead of having some energy to it.
Speaker 2:It's going to be like there's a nice white wall.
Speaker 1:It's just kind of.
Speaker 2:I like that wall Looks like he could I just wish there was a mural going on with the wall.
Speaker 1:You know he should put a mirror up so he can look through a portal.
Speaker 2:No, we already went there, and then they summoned a ghost or something like that Lunch lady's done.
Speaker 1:Yeah, no, we already went there and then they summoned a ghost or something like that. Oh yeah, Lunch lady is done, yeah.
Speaker 2:My lunch lady is also done.
Speaker 1:Nice. I've never played this Nice cock.
Speaker 3:My internet is being very slow today. Normally at five gigs it would have been done. I'm at two.
Speaker 2:Well, that's okay, because Murky's going to take at least another two minutes to smoke the cigarette.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm thinking we're, I'm thinking we got enough time. Yeah absolutely, we could play. After we are done with the podcast, I'm going to host the game. Okay.
Speaker 2:Create a lobby. Oh, I don't want it to be open.
Speaker 1:I just don't like that. Like that, alright. Well, murky's already passed one minute and he's coming up on two.
Speaker 2:He's got his headset on.
Speaker 1:He's got his headset on, so he's tracking the time.
Speaker 2:He's gotta know.
Speaker 1:He's gotta know 5048, so 4909 to 5048, so less than two minutes.
Speaker 3:So in this past situation where you guys were saying that murky oughta know, were you guys Alanis Morissette.
Speaker 1:I have no idea what sentence you just said.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I know, you said a lot of words.
Speaker 1:I know you said a lot of words, but my brain didn't understand it. Alanis Morissette, you oughta know, so I.
Speaker 4:You said a lot of words, but my brain didn't understand it. Everything got out. You ought to know, so I couldn't hear anything until.
Speaker 3:I got back in here, oh, they were shit talking you the entire time.
Speaker 1:Yeah, your wall's great.
Speaker 3:We need to put a portal up.
Speaker 4:Oh, it's All right so downloading.
Speaker 1:Are you still downloading? How much is your download?
Speaker 4:Still downloading.
Speaker 1:That's not an answer to my question. Okay, goodbye, fuck you. He just fucking turns his camera off and leaves. I was like how much? How much?
Speaker 3:time.
Speaker 1:She's for breezing because your feet are fucking stink-murky.
Speaker 3:Clean your fucking feet, why don't you get the antibacterial socks everybody stop no, no, no, we're having this conversation right here, right now get your ass back in the headset.
Speaker 2:You know we thought the cats were gonna kill the fish, but it turns out it's murky feet that's gonna kill the fish. But it turns out it's murky feet that's gonna kill the fish.
Speaker 1:His feet are gonna. His filter's gonna be working overtime to get the feet stank out of his fucking water.
Speaker 3:Thank you, monty, monty, monty, you gonna go shake us some more.
Speaker 1:Give us some shaken baby syndrome.
Speaker 2:You remember when murky was upset with me for killing him and Destiny a bunch that he shook his headset? Yes, I do remember that. He's fucking fucking.
Speaker 4:I thought that was me dying. I just died a bunch myself.
Speaker 2:No, I thought I was killing you a bunch in PvP.
Speaker 3:How to make your feet not stink.
Speaker 2:He has to wear socks, because it sounded like you got dragged down the fucking hallway.
Speaker 4:Oh, that didn't look. I need to find a game.
Speaker 1:Well, we've definitely had better episodes of ADHD After Dark, so I'm going to end the recording now.
Speaker 3:No, you're fucking not because, Murky's going to hear this, gonna hear this first. Oh, all, right, here are some dues, murky. Wash fucking feet at least once a day. Use antibacterial soap, in particular. Remove hard skin with a foot file and keep those nasty ass fucking toenails short and clean, because apparently debris can get up in there and fucking foot fungus as well. Use foot powder or an antiperspirant, because that can fucking fix the smell too. You also want to wear breathable or natural fabrics on your feet, because what you're wearing is making your shit sweat and it's making it smell nasty. And let your shoes dry out before you wear them again.
Speaker 2:Do they make natural cloth boots?
Speaker 3:You know what? Let's google that Zeno Natural cloth boots. You know what they do and they're specifically designed for people with stanky feet.
Speaker 2:That sounds like murky.
Speaker 1:That sounds like murky how much are they. Anywhere between $26 to $200, depending on the brand, not bad at all.
Speaker 3:You can also get them vegan, organic made out of hemp.
Speaker 1:whatever you need, I'm sorry whenever you said vegan for a fucking pair of shoes. The first thing I thought was why is somebody eating? Their shoes.
Speaker 4:Zeno, I'm in your lobby.
Speaker 1:Hang on.
Speaker 3:I'm still downloading because my internet is being poo-poo garbage. I'm almost done, though I'm like 0.3 away.
Speaker 1:So we get to end the podcast now, is that it?
Speaker 3:Yeah, goodbye, everybody Wash your fucking feet.
Speaker 1:Wash your, your ass wash your feet and stroke your dick.
