ADHD After Dark
ADHD After Dark is the unfiltered podcast where a group of hilarious dudes with ADHD gather to talk about anything and everything that comes to mind. Brace yourself for an explicit and comedic rollercoaster ride, as we dive into the depths of randomness, pushing the boundaries of humor and edginess.
In each episode, we unleash our unapologetic, off-the-cuff banter, sharing outrageous stories, wild adventures, and side-splitting anecdotes that will keep you laughing throughout the night. No topic is off-limits for us—whether it's outrageous personal experiences, taboo subjects, or exploring the more intimate and risqué aspects of life, we bring a refreshingly audacious and humorous perspective to it all.
ADHD After Dark is your escape from the mundane and predictable. Join our crew as we navigate the uncharted territories of comedic chaos, reveling in the freedom to explore the untamed corners of our minds. We embrace the spirit of After Dark, where the content can get explicit, sexual, and edgy—pushing boundaries and challenging social norms with a healthy dose of laughter.
While we may not always offer informative insights, we guarantee an uproarious time filled with absurdity, spontaneous conversations, and unabashed humor. It's a podcast that's not afraid to go where others won't, creating an inclusive space for individuals who enjoy unfiltered comedic escapades.
So, grab a drink, kick back, and immerse yourself in the unapologetically hilarious world of ADHD After Dark. Warning: explicit content ahead—tune in at your own risk, but be prepared to laugh your way through our zany adventures, spontaneous tangents, and unabashedly funny discussions that defy convention. Welcome to the wild, comedic chaos of ADHD After Dark.
ADHD After Dark
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Ever wondered about the untapped erotic potential of household appliances? That's just one of the wild tangents we explore in this uproarious episode of ADHD After Dark! We kick things off with Xeno's multiple hilarious attempts at an intro, setting the chaotic tone for the night. From reminiscing about the legendary "oh no" meme and Murky's unforgettable spit-take, to contemplating the bizarre notion of microwave porn—our conversations are anything but ordinary.
Our personal updates and casual chatter take center stage as we navigate through job resignations, social plans, and the eternal debate over the best dishes at Panda Express. Coco's introduction of her adorable new kitty, Kalala, inspired by Inuyasha, adds a heartwarming touch amidst the laughs. And don't miss our ridiculous jokes and anecdotes that keep the energy high and the smiles wide throughout the episode.
Gaming enthusiasts, you're in for a treat! We dive into recommendations from "Vampire Survivors" to classics like "No Man's Sky" and "Portal," while also sharing some foot hygiene tips and the advantages of cloth boots for those with smelly feet. Our banter is filled with camaraderie and teasing, promising an engaging, laughter-filled listening experience that captures the essence of our dynamic and irreverent humor. Tune in for a rollercoaster of laughs, personal stories, and the kind of offbeat discussions that only ADHD After Dark can deliver!
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ADHD After Dark Podcast Banter
Speaker 1All right, welcome to ADHD After Dark. This is the most not cool intro ever. We got E, we got Murky and half of Xeno right now.
Speaker 2Oh, no, we never do an intro oh no, yeah, it's true.
Speaker 3Xeno really doesn't you know what, Xeno. Take away the intro this time. Take away the intro we never do an intro.
Speaker 2Do a fucking intro, introduce us.
Speaker 3How did you like the intro it?
Speaker 1was very not energetic.
Speaker 3Yeah, that was awful. Zeno, do a, take two.
Speaker 1Oh shit Zeno.
Speaker 3Okay, I guess take three after that one.
Speaker 1God damn, hey fuckersers, you're still alive, so are we all right, I'll take it you sent me the fucking meme with the oh no of like the homeless dude asking you for a fucking dollar bill. But the face that he makes after you pull out the fucking magnum and blow your brains out on the sidewalk next to it oh no, no, oh. Guest still has no idea what that's about. Like the whole oh no thing. So I showed her a tiktok the other day and she still doesn't understand why. It's funny. I'm like it's, it's because it is. You wouldn't understand.
Speaker 1Funny chimp man says oh no, funny voice Dude. I don't know what it happened. Was it when it was first introduced?
Speaker 4Yeah, yeah, it was the first time the sound alert was playing. Yeah, you were, I was in the middle of drinking my drink and spitting, you were about to say you weren't here, I'm never fucking here.
Speaker 3Name me, goddamn day goddamn damn in the fucking voice chat anymore Today Ever.
Speaker 1Today, not tomorrow.
Speaker 2Today Today.
Speaker 1No, but whenever we were explaining the mechanics of A Raid in Destiny, last Wish, the fucking one boss, the second boss we had been going through like the all-know-a bunch already, and while I was explaining, miz goes and adds the oh no sound effect to another discord that we're all in. And while I start, and just as I start explaining it, he goes, he plays it and I fucking died and apparently murky, spit take, he did spit take everywhere yeah.
Speaker 1And then it became a thing. I think the funniest one was when Murky was on a cigarette break and we were like Murky's face after he realizes the biscuits have been burnt.
Speaker 4Oh no, oh no, it did happen. I said it was going to happen. I was right.
Speaker 2You said it was going to happen. That's right. Those biscuits were done they were done.
Speaker 1They were done. You hear that.
Speaker 4Dusty.
Speaker 2They were done.
Speaker 4Taking a little bit for an extra minute minute and a half Hashtag, they were done.
Speaker 1Hashtag hashtag. They were done.
Speaker 2That's the new hashtag, I feel like if Dusty listened to this fucking podcast she point probably that or uninvite us all and make sure that murky never spoke to us again. Murky's like the best thing that's happened to any of us. There's no way she would break off the wedding what the murky's the best thing that's happened to any of us. There's no way that she would break off the wedding I'm not following, so she would make it so that he like never has contacts with us again.
Speaker 3Well, yeah, I might do that.
Speaker 1That makes sense. Especially since last week we talked about making. She loves all of you guys Especially after last week, since we started talking about making Doppler radar porn.
Speaker 2Good old Doppler radar porn.
Speaker 4It's artistic, but it's still porn.
Speaker 2More autistic than autistic.
Speaker 3You know I was thinking that, but, zeno, let the intrusive thought out.
Speaker 1I think you could make sonar porn before you could make Doppler radar porn.
Speaker 4What about?
Speaker 1microwave porn, then you're just hot I feel like that exists.
Speaker 3I have a feeling if you went to rule 34.xxx and typed in microwave, it exists I guarantee you're screaming.
Speaker 4Right now there's a rule 34 microwave like tyson chicken, like okay, hang on yeah yeah, it's gotta exist there's a large Samoan man. There's a TV series called microwave porn oh my god. I don't like it.
Speaker 3I'm also not really surprised by that there's a video on Pornhub.
Speaker 1That's just. I put a hammer in a microwave so I have to watch an ad of somebody getting their dick stroked, to watch a video of of the hammer in the microwave, I put a hammer in the microwave right now.
Speaker 4Are you a wreck?
Speaker 1I'm just gonna share this fucking let's ask the real question here. Guys go hey guys go, this is. This is the pornhub video. I wonder if discord can actually like make pornhub. But nope, nope, it doesn't auto complete the link it's a good thing you're not in North Carolina.
Speaker 2I put a hammer in my microwave.
Speaker 1This is the video. I'm watching it. It's literally. She would find me standing there not only recording with the hammer inside the microwave, but also with no pants. This is it's just his reflection on the microwave window. I don't know why this is so fucking dumb, but this is what you get. That's a hammer in the microwave.
Speaker 3For 30 seconds saying yeah they're not wearing any pants.
Speaker 4Oh man, you can really see those sparks fly, Jesus.
Speaker 1Christ, there you go. I mean tactically, that counts. Yeah, I guess I don't think that's the spirit that we were looking for.
Speaker 4It's kind of microwave porn. If his pants are off, there's a dick in there.
Casual Conversations and Food Preferences
Speaker 1Jeez, we're starting this podcast off strong Fucking. Would, you fuck that microwave. Would you fuck that microwave? I bet you that microwave is hot, that LG has been through some shit apparently coco's mom said the n-word yeah, that's not a first, because I said jesus christ, she said the n-word how dare you you need to bleep that on this podcast what?
Speaker 3yeah, that's, that's the word thank you for explaining that, murky. Oh, I can't believe that's the word. Thank you for explaining that, murky oh, I can't believe.
Speaker 4Fucking go go with tater this is bullshit.
Speaker 3I'm sorry, murky, I'm sorry, no, I need to stop making those jokes again murky, I don't know what I said, but I fucking said it oh, I didn't know that you should be admitting that wait, what did you just admit to saying? Coco. Why would you say that there?
Speaker 1you go, you don't have to repeat what he said.
Speaker 3What Say no?
Speaker 2Listen, everyone else is doing it.
Speaker 4That's what all the cool kids are doing.
Speaker 1I was hoping you were going to blame yourself for that one.
Speaker 3No, how could I do this? Hey, murky, I was hoping you were going to blame yourself for that one. No, who could I do this?
Speaker 1to hey, uh, hey, Murky, I have one important. Wait, let's get this situated first. You're what E.
Speaker 3I don't know Tired really. I'm also quitting my job tomorrow, Nice.
Speaker 1Nice. Fuck them, Fuck them kids.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 3I've already put in my letter of resignation. It's just tomorrow's the last day, and then they pay me out for the rest of my contract.
Speaker 1So we have to get a quick question through Murky's head. Do you know?
Speaker 4what day.
Speaker 1It is today.
Speaker 4Thursday.
Speaker 1Okay, what day did you think it was? A couple of hours ago.
Speaker 4Wednesday Okay.
Speaker 3It doesn't feel like a Thursday.
Speaker 4Because we had Monday off.
Speaker 3Yeah, you know what? That's fair, that is entirely fair.
Speaker 4Oh look at those nails. Gaz Show the nails done.
Speaker 1She got some new nail work done. Chris is so excited to hang out with Gaz at the tournament. It doesn't have autofocus. Fyi, fyi.
Speaker 3I don't remember FYI she can't hear you.
Speaker 2I figured you were going to tell her.
Speaker 1I was distracted by fingernails on the camera.
Speaker 4Are you going?
Speaker 1to use snowboard or are you going to use chopsticks? Gaz is going, oh, oh, oh yeah, gaz is going oh. Oh yeah.
Speaker 2Cas is going to be at the Zeno said he's excited. No, krista said she's excited.
Speaker 1Oh, is, krista coming now.
Speaker 3Yes, I get to flirt with Zeno's girlfriend.
Speaker 1How's that make you feel Zeno?
Speaker 2It's alright, he's accepted. No, you're Zeno, it's alright, he's accepted. I'm gonna flirt with you.
Speaker 1No, you're not, cause you're a fucking chicken.
Speaker 2Flirting and actions are two different things.
Speaker 1My flirting is kissing.
Speaker 2Well, I don't flirt like that.
Speaker 1Yeah, you just pull your fucking Huge wiener out and just start fucking.
Speaker 2Just helicopter it in front of you as a display of power.
Speaker 4Jesus Christ, that's a good way. I'd be intimidated by that. You'd probably feel the wind coming off of it.
Speaker 3I'm just intimidated in general.
Speaker 1He's got so much fucking dick he needs a counter rotor.
Speaker 4I can sleep with that fan noise.
Speaker 1Fucking that's just the opening of Dong Blade Just helicoptering his way in.
Speaker 3Isn't that how he gets from one place to another? He just helicopters his dick and just flies away like that.
Speaker 1That sounds about what he does.
Speaker 2I don't know. That seems like it'd be dangerous for Dong Blade.
Speaker 1It'd be kind of dangerous just having a dick for a blade in the first place.
Speaker 3That is true.
Speaker 1Just gotta learn how to control it really well.
Speaker 4Now I'm eating panda For the audience.
Speaker 1I'm eating panda, so fuck you.
Speaker 2Now you're hungry. What you got there Is that orange chicken.
Speaker 1It's the honey chicken.
Speaker 3Honey chicken, you know I recently learned Panda Express is who made orange chicken I don't have chopsticks, Otherwise I would.
Speaker 2I also recently learned that because you told me that.
Speaker 1What did we learn?
Speaker 3Oh, Panda Express is the people who invented orange chicken. I did not know that Yep, and they actually started off as a buffet too, and their original restaurant is still out there somewhere in California, I think.
Speaker 1Is it still a buffet?
Speaker 2Yeah, it's still a buffet California and California.
Speaker 1I mean, in a sense it is kind of like a buffet, but you don't get all you can eat.
Speaker 3True In the city.
Speaker 2But I mean, do you ever leave Panda Express hungry?
Speaker 1not really.
Speaker 4No, you leave feeling kind of shitty about yourself because you feel yeah, you really do yeah, cause I just ate two servings of orange chicken and all the fried rice that was fucking piled high see I'm a low main kinda gay.
Speaker 3I do like me some low main. I like the Beijing beef.
Speaker 4I'm a lo-ming kind of guy. I do like me some lo-ming. I like the Beijing beef. I'm not dedicated to one or the other.
Speaker 2I'd say I get fried rice more.
Speaker 4I prefer the noodles over rice. I still get the nudes. Yeah, you do.
Speaker 3If you guys go to a new Chinese restaurant you've never been there before. What is your go-to thing, just to make sure these guys can do it right.
Speaker 2It's like a chicken. Lo mein something like that Bourbon chicken.
Speaker 3General stove for me. If they can do a general, so right, then I know I can trust this place, that's fair Bourbon chicken and a fried rice.
Speaker 4If you fuck that up, I'm never coming back because it's fucking.
Speaker 2Bourbon chicken is fucking delicious, oh yeah.
Speaker 1Yeah, I usually get the beef and broccoli, like whatever.
Speaker 3I do like beef and broccoli.
Speaker 1Just like murky, it's kind of hard to fuck that up.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1Like you can take a taste of the beef and broccoli and be like, hey, if you fuck that up, I'm never coming back.
Speaker 3Oh my.
Speaker 1Hey, jiraiya, none of this food is for you, so kindly go.
Speaker 3Coco got a new kitty.
Speaker 1I did get a new kitty, she's named Kalala?
Speaker 3Is that based off the thing from Inuyasha?
Speaker 4Yes.
Speaker 3Okay, I had a feeling.
Speaker 4The multi-tailed fox.
Speaker 3Yeah, that little demon thing.
Speaker 4It reminds me of this little joke.
Speaker 2Um, you guys want to hear this joke, is it me?
Speaker 1yeah no wait. No, I'm not saying yeah to it's you, I'm saying yeah, I want to hear it I don't know.
Speaker 2Uh, this guy breaks into this house right, right, and when he walks in he hears a voice tell him jesus is watching you. He doesn't think anything of it exactly oh no I need you to keep that button ready, okay? Uh, so he's walking around, doesn't think anything of it. He's like I'm just hearing shit, whatever, and uh, walking around grabbing shit, all of a sudden he hears it again.
Speaker 2Jesus is watching you he's like man, what the fuck is going on here? Like my fucking hearing shit. He starts wandering around seeing if he can tell where this fucking noise is coming from and he discovers that there's like a bird cage with a blanket over it. So he pulls the blanket off of it and then he sees a parrot. He's like are you the one that's been telling me jesus is watching me? And bird says yeah, yeah, I am. And he's like yeah, okay, you know, like a fucking one. You know, while I'm here like you're pretty smart bird and seem like I think I've already figured out how to keep going yeah, he's like uh, what's your name and stuff?
Speaker 2and bird says my name's Kamala. Robert starts laughing. He's like what kind of fucking dumb idiot names their goddamn bird Kamala? And the parrot looks at him and he goes. The same dumb idiot that named the um Raul Reiler Jesus.
Speaker 3I was thinking it was gonna be a pit bull, but yep, oh no yeah, exactly, I got another one for you.
Speaker 2I don't know if I've told you this one yet probably, but go ahead um, so this uh husband and wife were afraid in their neighborhood of, um, frequent break-ins and stuff like that. Okay, and uh, the husband told the wife next day, go to the pet store see if they have any dogs Like good guard dogs, right? So she walks into the pet store and the owner of the pet shop's like, yeah, we don't really have any guard dogs. You know, with all the crime that's been going on, they're sold out. But I do have this old dog over here. It's kind of a mutt, he's older, he's 10 years old, but he knows karate.
Speaker 2And the woman's like, yeah, whatever, you're just trying to sell me this dog that's old and crepit and stuff and you don't want to, you're just trying to get rid of it. And he's like, no, I'm serious, knows karate, I'll show you. So he gets the dog out of the cage and he says, dog, karate, that chair dog rears up and karate chops the chair and breaks it in half. He says, karate, that table same thing rears up, gives it a karate chop, snaps it in half. This woman's astonished. She's like, oh my gosh, I can't believe he actually knows karate like that. It's great for a guard dog. So she pays the shop owner and takes the dog home. The husband comes home that evening from work and he's like hey, did you, uh, did you find the guard dog? She's like, well, they didn't have any guard dogs, but they had this dog that knows karate. The husband goes karate, my ass.
Speaker 3I've actually heard a very similar joke before.
Speaker 1I heard a similar joke too.
Speaker 3Alright, coco, you say yours.
Speaker 1I don't remember it, but I've heard a similar joke. I remember hearing something along those lines.
Speaker 3So one day this woman is waiting for her husband to arrive back for their anniversary, to arrive back for their anniversary. And he arrives and he has some very bad news to tell her that his job is forcing him to get on a plane tomorrow morning and he pretty much has to like spend the night getting ready for that. However, to make it up for, uh, him missing out on the anniversary, he got her a very special gift, but to not open it until the next morning. So the next morning he's already gone, he's on his plane, he's gone. The wife opens up the box and inside there is like a gross frankenstein looking penis and there's a piece of paper next to it. So she pulls out the piece of paper and, as she's reading it, this thing is called the voodoo dildo. So all you have to say is voodoo dildo. The object and the voodoo dildo will go inside of it. But then you have to say a particular set of words.
Speaker 1This is the one that I've heard E it's coming back to me now.
Speaker 3That's a particular one that I've heard it's coming back to me now that's a particular phrase to get the voodoo dildo out of you. So she kind of like lazily looks through it, kind of throws the paper off to the side, loses it and kind of goes about her day and just does whatever. Then later that night she's kind of horny. She decides, okay, let's try out this voodoo dildo thing. So she says voodoo dildo pussy. This thing floats out of the box and goes right up inside of her. She's coming left and right and eventually she's like okay, I've had my fill, I've already came more than my husband could ever make me.
Speaker 3She can't remember the phrase. She starts panicking. She gets up, she goes in her car. She's gonna go to the hospital. She's zooming down the highway all of a sudden police car pulls her over. Police officer comes up to the window. He's like ma'am, do you know why I pulled you over? And then she starts explaining this whole thing about the voodoo dildo and the cop just looks at her funny and goes voodoo dildo, my ass that's bad, it's real bad, damn it.
Speaker 4I should have went before he loser.
Speaker 3I'm joking, I got one, so there's you should. I'm a fucking loser.
Speaker 4I'm joking about who I am. I got one. So there's a papa bear, no, there's big papa bear, big grizzly, you know, 800, 900 pounds.
Speaker 3I like when you call me big papa.
Speaker 4That's baby.
Speaker 1When you're at the doctor's office and they're checking your prostate, but the doctor's hands are on your shoulder.
Speaker 4Oh, All right, marky as you were, as you were. So there's, you know big pop bear, this big like 800-pound grizzly, and there's baby bear. You know this newborn. And you know, normally a lot of big male grizzlies will be solo, but not this one. He lives with family and the mother bear is downstairs cooking porridge, as bears do, as bears do.
Speaker 4So Papa Bear is reading Baby Bear these bedtime stories. As he's trying to just get him to calm down, he's telling all these stories, you know, just get him to calm down. He's telling all these stories. And the first is about a princess that had these seven smaller people that wanted to help awaken her from this deep sleep. There was another story about a demigod cast from Olympus who performed great feats. And there was another one that actually involved a burglar, someone who basically did a break and enter on a home and tore all their shit around and threw it around and found some Actually ate all their food for the day. The and ate all their food for the day. The burglar ate all their food for the day. There were other stories of adventures and great battles and as dinner was ready, papa Bear told Baby Bear to alright, let's get up, let's get ready to go have dinner and Baby Bear looked at Papa Bear and said Papa, can you tell me the one again about the fucking whore that burned her mouth on our fucking porridge?
Speaker 3Beautiful.
Speaker 1Wow, that escalated quickly. I'm not good at joke telling, so I don't have one. You know, whenever I'm like, I see a good joke, so I don't have one you know whenever I'm like you want to know I never can think of one. You want to know a good joke. Zeno, You're looking at him.
Speaker 2Oh, how would you say that about Murky?
Speaker 3Fuck you Damn.
Speaker 1You, piece of shit. That's fucked up, man I wasn't even setting you up, Murky, and somehow it got bad.
Speaker 4I tried my best. Okay, I tried my best. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1The other day Murky was. We were playing Destiny and Murky said something that sounded really smart to something that I asked and I was like what'd you say again, murky, was that like what I needed to do? And he's like no. And I was like, oh, he's like no. And I was like, oh right, why would I ever fucking trust you? You're fucking stupid.
Speaker 1He's like yeah, I'm garbage at this game fucking suck garbage we were shit on him so hard last night and he's like I don't know why the fuck I play video games with you guys anymore. I was like cause, you love us speaking of, I was like because you love us Speaking of dumb things? Did you see? The verdict came out on the hush money trial no 34 counts of guilty.
Speaker 3Damn Imagine that.
Speaker 1Also, I got a Panda Express fortune. For our listeners, pleasant news is on the way, don't know?
Speaker 4what that is. What are the lucky numbers? What are the lucky numbers?
Speaker 3Yeah, that's the important part.
Speaker 1I feel gypped. They didn't give me lucky numbers, so I'm dead. There's no lucky numbers on this.
Speaker 2That's fucking shy Three times in my life not gotten a fortune in a fortune cookie.
Speaker 3Oh, I just remembered two jokes.
Speaker 1Go for it.
Speaker 3Okay, so there's these three kids. They're playing around and eventually they go out to a construction site and just outside of it there's a pile of bricks. The kids pick up the bricks and are trying to think of what they can do with the bricks. One kid notices that it's really muddy where they're at. So they're like what if we try to see who can like throw their brick up the highest and see how far down in the mud it can go? So the first kid winds up, throws his in the air, lands into the mud and it goes maybe about a foot down.
Speaker 3The other kids like I can definitely beat that. He gets very low to the ground, he swings it up in the air, it comes down. It's got to go at least two, two and a half feet down into the ground. All the other kids are kind of shocked and amazed. Third kid's like okay, I'm definitely gonna see what I can do to beat that. So he winds up, he throws his up into the air. So the other joke that I like to tell uh, there's this woman on an airplane.
Speaker 3This is one of these two partners where he threw the hammer into the fucking airplane so there's this woman on an airplane and she's trying to go on vacation to see her parents and she's bringing along her pet bird. And as the flight attendant comes along she sees the bird and she goes oh, you might want to hide that. The captain has two rules no smoking and no pets allowed on the plane. So you know she tries to hide her parrot in her jacket. The captain comes out and he's meeting everybody. He likes to be very cordial. He comes across to the woman, he tries to have a small conversation with her. She's trying to brush him off and of course the bird can't really keep itself together, starts making some noises.
Speaker 3The guy gets, or the captain gets, a little like freaked out. He's like is that an animal aboard my plane? And of course the parrot comes out. The captain gets so flustered he grabs the bird, goes over to the emergency exit and whips it out of the plane. The woman in anger runs up, grabs his oh, I forgot to mention, he's smoking a cigar grabs the cigar out of his mouth, throws it out the plane and she's like you're not even supposed to be smoking, that's your own rule. And the captain's like oh, fuck you. And he goes back up, oh, fuck you, and he's all angry. And he goes back up to the cocktail Fuck you and he's all angry. And then he hears a loud noise. And when he looks out the window, you know what he sees.
Speaker 1The hammer.
Speaker 3No, he sees the bird waving at him and you know what he's got in his mouth.
Speaker 1A dick.
Speaker 3A cigar. The brick from the first joke.
Speaker 1I don't know where the fuck you got hammer because I forgot it was a brick and I was thinking of the Pornhub video.
Speaker 4I knew it was microwave porn. For a second, I knew it was microwave porn obvious it was obvious.
Speaker 1The whole time. Yeah, it's the microwave point video hammer microwave point. Yeah, the only reason I thought it was a hammer was because I forgot that. You said brick almost immediately and it became a hammer because I have the tab open right now on discord. That was the heaviest object I could see and Zeno's got his fucking camera off, so there's not a second heavier object.
Speaker 2You still playing that same fucking mission I just finished oh wow, what fucking mission was it it was uh ghost of the deep dungeon oh, we did two raids yesterday.
Speaker 1That was impressive, you did yeah.
Speaker 4I got. What is it? Divine Cataclysm.
Speaker 1I don't know you had to shard it. Yeah, the the shotgun. The one from yeah, that one. They should just name a boss, that Zeno, that'd be great.
Speaker 3Just a burp. They should, but they never will.
Speaker 1So, Zeno, how hard is your dick for the next expansion in Destiny?
Speaker 3We'll see. So if you're not bricked up, I'm gonna be honestly surprised.
Speaker 1The question is what happens after?
Speaker 2That's a great question.
Speaker 4I'm buying a can of chew for raid day.
Speaker 2A can of chew.
Speaker 4Yeah, a lot less ciggy breaks.
Speaker 2Get the fuck out of here, or you can just not smoke cigs. Fuck you, that's not gonna happen.
Speaker 1No, fucksino, just go get a bunch of fucking nicotine patches at that fucking rate I'm going to go buy a bunch of stuff, right. Honestly, you'd be better off with just getting a fucking nicotine patch, hey Zin sponsor our Destiny raid. Do it We'll get Woz and we'll fucking put you on our nipple as a sticker.
Speaker 3How about this, merky? While the raid's going on, you can't have any nicotine, so I feel like the withdrawals will make him learn the puzzles. He'll become a mastermind, just so he can get his nicotine fixed Everybody else in the group has said they'll do all the mechanics.
Speaker 4I'm like, I'll add, clear all day.
Speaker 1I feel like if he had to not smoke or have nicotine at all during the raid, after about 15 or 20 minutes we might need to find a replacement for him, because he might be going through some severe case of the shakes right now.
Speaker 4Break my fucking face.
Speaker 3You're just going to be like I need a fucking cigarette.
Speaker 1Dusty's going to be like shut the fuck up, I'm working here.
Speaker 3Hey, I'm working here. I'm a Chris Pratt.
Speaker 4So I think the game plan's gonna be is she'll work from the living room, that's probably a good call.
Speaker 1I'm gonna be in here and you're still gonna have to be kind of quiet. It's a good thing that he's doing the ad clear, because then he doesn't have to call stuff out.
Speaker 2Assuming that there's not a mechanic.
Speaker 1That requires all of us to fucking do something. You know, like what is it Like? Like Kylie or Shiro Chi or the fucking Morgareth fight where everybody has to grab a ball?
Speaker 3No, I won't be participating in the raid, but I mean oh.
Speaker 1Murky.
Speaker 3I could be working. I'm going to be sitting in at least listening.
Speaker 1Murky last night had such a huge penis when he got fucking fate's chosen I was chosen we, we all got into the art.
Adhd After Dark
Speaker 1And you know the part where you get to. You get into ribbon, you just start ready to do the queen's walk part. Yeah, well, you know how it chooses somebody to start it. Murky just just sees this. It was like I'm going to pick up R B D, like I was explaining how we do this, and he just goes I'm fucking fate chosen. And he hits the button and it starts and I'm like Murky, you started it. And he's like I didn't know it would do that. And I was like what the fuck did you think it was going to?
Speaker 4do? You guys were like, whose face shows up? I was like it's me and I was going dude.
Speaker 1Except he didn't know where to go, so he just stood there and so we didn't and he didn't know where to go and he just stood there and I was like Mergy, you know what's going on and he goes no.
Speaker 3And I just went I played the sound effect.
Speaker 1I'm the best. Needless to we. Uh, we died, but yeah it was. It was pretty fucking funny.
Speaker 4He got so happy I was the one, he was the one, I felt like I had a power that no one else had. And it said you have haste.
Speaker 1I feel like that's worse than anything I've ever done, and I'm the problem.
Speaker 4I don't know about that.
Speaker 3Okay, Taylor Swift, you can calm down there.
Speaker 4I just did know a mechanic and you guys said a word and I was like I have that, so I grabbed the thing.
Speaker 1You touched something in a room that obviously had nothing else to touch in it. Nah nah, nah nah man, we're. I'm out of ideas already. We're only 30 minutes in. What are we talking about now?
Speaker 2Uh.
Speaker 4Hey listeners, 30 minute podcast instead of our hour hour and 15?.
Speaker 1We're running out of ideas. If you have ideas or want to be on the podcast, it's hard nowadays, hit us up at. Adhd After Dark. What do you want us? To talk about yeah do you want us to talk about your fucking grandma's tits, or something?
Speaker 3Do you miss us playing FUDA games for Murky's enjoyment? I really wonder if we can commission.
Speaker 1We need to commission somebody to make a shitty game for us to play.
Speaker 3Like it doesn't have to be porn, but just a shitty game.
Speaker 1Radar Sexy Time. Radar Sexy Time that's what we're going to call it.
Speaker 3Radar Sexy Time.
Speaker 2Radar Love you. That's what we're gonna call it, radar Sexy.
Speaker 4Time.
Speaker 3Radar Love.
Speaker 4You know that's a good song, It'll just be us cutting the fucking wrestling-style promos on the weather. Welcome to Millersburg Today, at a high of 70. Clear skies, brother. You wanna go out? You wanna get out? Go to the park, take the dogs, get the kids out. This is how we're doing things today. You want some ice cream? We got ice cream If you stop off a second street and or Jefferson Drive you sound more like you're announcing for the PGA Tour. Ok.
Speaker 1I'll take the feedback. There's not enough energy in it. I feel like you have I mean it's a news broadcast.
Speaker 4I'm not screaming through the TV. You gotta yeah.
Speaker 3Monty's angry what's?
Speaker 1Monty angry about.
Speaker 3I'm not in the bedroom laying down so he can lay on my chest.
Speaker 1He doesn't have his fuzz bed.
Speaker 3Pretty much.
Speaker 1He's a spoiled kitty.
Speaker 3He is a spoiled little guy, but I love him.
Speaker 4I wonder who's hairier.
Speaker 1Are you? Hairier than me, I'm pretty sure he is, probably, I think he might be hairier than me. Yeah, he's definitely hairier. What's your back like Murky, my back's pretty pretty clean.
Speaker 3Yeah, okay, so I win.
Speaker 4But my ass is twice as hairy.
Speaker 1His ass and his back are both hairy.
Speaker 4Okay.
Speaker 3I don't think you're winning this one hun.
Speaker 4Have you ever seen Zeno's dick though?
Speaker 1No, because he won't. Let us see it I think you're winning this one hun.
Speaker 3Have you ever seen Zeno's dick, though?
Speaker 1No, no because he won't. Let us see it.
Speaker 3Crazy, thing, I am playing all these games he keeps calling me a spoiled brat and says I'm not allowed to see it.
Speaker 1He says bad and sprays you with the water bottle, exactly.
Speaker 3Okay, so I'm going to be honest with you boys. Lately I've been suffering from that adhd thing where video games just don't seem fun. I went I'm really trying to find something that can bring me back, but like nothing seems fun and I know it's just because I got like a lot of shit on my plate and I have the adhd, I have the teacher burnout, so I'm just feeling like exhausted but I want to play a fucking game, but nothing is scratching that itch.
Speaker 3No matter what game I play. It's not going to scratch it.
Speaker 1Okay, I'll scratch you Rich oh well, I mean. I mean, I would ask you, what kind of things do you want to play? But you play so many more games than I do. That that's that I probably don't have any good suggestions, that's fair.
Speaker 3You want to know the God's honest truth.
Speaker 4Yeah, I guess what comes to my mind is like if something inside and not you know you're in one environment, what if you change the environment for a little bit? That's why I'm leaving that fucking job dude. Yeah, you guys know I have the last three or four weeks.
Speaker 1Play.
Speaker 2Vampire Survivors.
Speaker 1Vampire.
Speaker 3Survivors.
Speaker 1I don't believe I got that well, I mean, let me check how much it is. That's not the right page.
Speaker 3I mean, it's a great mindless game, just kind of kills time in all fairness, I could also play the rip off version of that on Blucket.
Speaker 4I mean Vampire Survivors is $5 we go fishing and do water stuff that was the end game where I was going or Vampire Survivors.
Speaker 1Yeah, that would be my suggestion. It's a game that you can just start up and then play it for 30 minutes and then put it away, and it doesn't matter if you're into the story or not.
Speaker 3Not fair, but I don't know if that's going to tickle the dopamine.
Speaker 1It's got number go big. That's. That's the dopamine that I was going for. Number go big real fast.
Speaker 3I like shit, y'all are getting back into Destiny. I'm just kind of like and I feel bad because I know that's the game that I play with Matman, because Matman really doesn't play much else. I feel like now I'm excluding playing a game with him. I know you guys will play other shit, but yeah, no, just anytime that I look at a game I'm like, oh, maybe I can have fun with this I was kicking my seventh graders asses in mario kart today because I just brought it in, because I'm like it's second last day of school.
Speaker 3I'm not doing fucking shit. I just destroy their asses. No dopamine.
Speaker 1Do you have no Man's Sky?
Speaker 2Uh.
Speaker 1You do.
Speaker 3It says you've played it. Yeah, it's been a long time.
Speaker 1It's a completely fucking different game. You can try that. I'm just going through my Steam library. You can always play Portal. I assume you have at least a Portal game.
Speaker 3I should.
Speaker 1I think I have portal one and two you can also play, you can also play rocksmith, because I know that you have a guitar I think you have.
Speaker 3Even that hobby doesn't seem fun. Okay, and chan is actually very disappointed that the hobby doesn't seem fun because she's like wanting me to get back into that.
Speaker 1You know what? Play the Hunter Call of the Wild.
Speaker 3I don't know what the fuck that is.
Speaker 1I'm surprised Murky doesn't have that fucking game.
Speaker 3You know what I'm really surprised? Murky doesn't have even though it's like $2, fishing vacation.
Speaker 1It seems right up his alley hunter, hunter, call of the wild is literally a game about hunting oh no, he's playing it, he's, you know yes, you know, got me that game.
Speaker 4It's just when I load in, all of a sudden my computer is instantly fucking overheating have you thought about? Turning the graphics down. I tried to get there and by the time I got there, everything was like hey, fuck you.
Speaker 1Was it this computer or your old computer? It was this one. I don't see why they would do that. What do you mean it was going hey, were you getting like pop-ups, or were the fans just going real fast?
Speaker 4No, like shit was stopping, it was ceasing to work.
Speaker 1Well, I mean to be fair that does happen. A lot Was the game loading.
Speaker 4And that like, yeah, well, it would load up and I would get in the menu and I'd like just start selecting stuff and I would check the nzxt and it was up around like eight, like 84, what?
Speaker 1the gpu yeah well, that is normal, you're normal, that is operating temperature of a g. When I play grounded my, my GPU is at 85.
Speaker 1You don't tell me that Dude my GPU's at 49 right now and it's encoding video. I also probably need to switch out my water cooler, because I think the old NZXT water cooler is finally going out or not being as efficient. But yeah, I literally don't think you have a problem, murky. I think it's doing what it should be doing, because your graphics card will go up to 85 degrees and then throttle. That's how it works. Also, I completely forgot, we're doing a podcast right now, by the way. Yeah, that's how a podcast should be.
Speaker 3You should just be naturally having conversations.
Speaker 1Um, yeah.
Speaker 2Naturally conversate these notes.
Speaker 1I do have.
Speaker 3Portal 2.
Speaker 1Look at that.
Speaker 3So why don't?
Speaker 1you fucking start that game up after this fucking podcast, murky, and you know the reason why other things don't work is because the game is actually using 100 of everything and you it probably doesn't have a frame limiter on it, so you need to turn the frame limiter on and then it would, uh, be a little bit more lax. But I think that's your problem. I think the problem is just you Probably Sounds about right, you're probably right, you can get that E and then we can all go hunting. You can do an ADHD hunting, hunting we can all go sit trees, stay in and talk through walking.
Speaker 3Actually.
Speaker 1Say what E.
Speaker 3I think I have it on Epic epic.
Speaker 1I don't know if it's cross play. That's a topic for another day. Uh, how is going to yugioh master duel? Um yeah, that's all my. That's all my uh suggestions. What the fuck is this game? I get like so many random steam games like I oh no, I don't have it.
Speaker 2On epic clicked on one called wander song what the fuck is that?
Speaker 1it looks boring.
Speaker 3Tell frag vr or into you, nerd. It's most likely on my steam wish list when did I pick up the Spiral Reignited? Wait, Wonder Song. Is that the one with the very basic looking guy? He kind of looks like a little happy bard and he's singing.
Speaker 1Sure Is he pink.
Speaker 2No idea what you're talking about. I think so.
Speaker 1Yeah, that's what it looks like.
Speaker 3Yeah, then I have played that game before, when it was on Xbox Game Pass. I mean, it's a cute little story game, but if you're not really into a story, you're not going to have fun with it.
Speaker 1I don't even know where I got half of these fucking games from. Your mom, no, ayo, she doesn't know how to do this shit You're aware of. I'm going to fucking beat your ass.
Speaker 3I mean, probably be more enjoyable than ADHD burnout.
Speaker 1That's fair. You can always play Raft.
Speaker 3Oh.
Speaker 1Raft, remember Raft.
Speaker 3I do remember Raft.
Speaker 2You should play Detroit Become Human.
Speaker 1That's a good game. I've never finished it, but it's a good game. That's a good game. I've never finished it, but it's a good game it's a great game, but you got to be invested in the story on that one it broke me. That's just saying I don't know how much I'm willing to invest brain power could always hate ourselves and play among us again no duck duck goose or goose goose duck.
Speaker 3Actually, that does remind me Miles would like to get people together to do a goose goose duck, but strictly YouTube, not streaming Just like have fun. Because, let's be honest, when you're streaming shit like that, you would always get that one person who would just find a way to just ruin people's fun. Yeah, either via stream sniping.
Speaker 4I never played these with you guys. When you guys stopped playing, my fucking broke dick. Be careful what you say.
Speaker 1It might actually break like the voodoo dick. Be careful what you say. It might actually break like the voodoo dick.
Speaker 4Voodoo dick in Zeno's ad.
Speaker 3Space, if you're listening. I'm sorry I'm throwing your ass under the bus. If you were streaming and Space was in your lobby and he was the imposter and you were not, your ass was dead. He would immediately seek you out and just kill you on the spot not cool.
Speaker 1Space not cool. I don't think space listens to this, yeah.
Speaker 2I don't think he does.
Speaker 3I don't think space ever did it intentionally either, though he did admit to it that he thought it would be funny and get a reaction out of the people for their stream. But then he openly apologized on miles's server after people stopped playing among us. He was like reaction out of the people for their stream. But then he openly apologized on Miles' server after people stopped playing Among Us. He was like, looking back at it, yeah, what I did was a dick move and I'm sorry. So he did acknowledge it. I'll give him that.
Speaker 1Alright, what now? What are you doing?
Speaker 3I don't know dude, I don't know dude.
Speaker 1I don't know what to do.
Speaker 2I never know what to do.
Speaker 1I don't know what to do with my hands, your camera's off so you could be naked right now for all I know he probably is you playing, you playing, fucking destiny.
Speaker 4I was just making sure my purchase went through for final shape oh, okay oh, okay okay okay, okay what see your face? Yeah, mostly just you. Oh, I thought it was a me. Thing. Oh, no, what.
Speaker 2Rob, good enough to see your face. Yeah, mostly just you. Oh, I thought it was a meat thing.
Speaker 1You saw it enough while you were over at his place.
Speaker 2Guess who's not getting biscuits on Tuesday, probably me None of us, cause we're doing it at Merky's house and Leslie's gonna burn the biscuits again.
Speaker 4Yeah, they're not gonna be done until fucking 3. Obviously, merky cooks the bread at fucking medium, medium, low temperature.
Speaker 1Dusty's gonna burn the biscuits again.
Speaker 4Yeah, they're not gonna be done until fucking 3.
Speaker 1Obviously, murky cooks the bread at fucking medium, medium, low temperature and it's fucking Shut the fuck up the biscuits and or like croissants you know, maybe Murky and Dusty Should just cook together, cause then we can probably get a fully cooked meal. Murky, if you Murky, if you cook the loaf of, if you cook the loaf of bread would it have a crust or would it just be all white Crust crust?
Speaker 4Just like the crab crust.
Speaker 1It took me. I was in the middle of talking and then I realized that E fucking did an average joke.
Speaker 2We should play Lunch Lady.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, I remember Lunch Lady. I think they stopped making updates for that thing.
Speaker 2Yeah, but we started playing it when it first came out.
Speaker 3Yeah, like shortly just after it came out.
Speaker 2Coco and Mark. Did you ever play lunch, lady?
Speaker 4I was literally just about to see you guys play it a bunch. I haven't, I don't have it.
Speaker 3Uh, it's one of those games where there is, like, this monstrous lunch lady roaming around a school and you're trying to find, like, the cheat sheet or the answers for the test that's coming up, and you're trying to avoid the lunch lady.
Speaker 1Is it like an asymmetrical game?
Speaker 3No, sadly nobody can be the lunch lady. I think there was originally plans for somebody to control the lunch lady, and then I think the dev team just kind of gave up fell apart.
Speaker 4I'm getting it now. Are we doing it?
Speaker 2I uh, I just sent it to you oh well okay, I guess I'm installing this alright, shit now.
Speaker 3I gotta fucking find it lunch lady.
Speaker 2Get this, it's under the L. Weird can find it. Get this, it's under the L.
Speaker 1Weird.
Speaker 3I don't have it alphabetically. I have it by recent activity. What a loser.
Speaker 4It'd be under the L's if it was by name Five gigs and I'm in, so I'm going to take advantage of this time.
Speaker 1To do what?
Speaker 4And do nicotine stuff.
Speaker 1Jesus Christ, you're going to take advantage of this time To do what? And do nicotine stuff, jesus.
Speaker 3Christ, you're going to smoke a cig. Oh, it's going to be so bad.
Speaker 4Wait, wait, wait. How fast is this cig?
Speaker 1going to be.
Speaker 2Two minutes. I'm going to say four minutes. Two minutes 13 seconds.
Speaker 3It looks like they last updated the game back in January.
Speaker 1As soon as you leave that door, the timer starts.
Speaker 4No, no grab, no start yet.
Speaker 1Nope, hasn't started. I have the record timer at the bottom. I'm going to yell out the time whenever you leave, as soon as you open the door.
Speaker 4Yeah 3, 2, 1.
Speaker 14909. That's the time he left. I just imagine him out there just like ffff, ffff, ffff, ha ha ha. He said 2 minutes and 13 seconds. I wish we could comment on this, because all we see is a white wall, instead of having some energy to it.
Speaker 2It's going to be like there's a nice white wall.
Speaker 1It's just kind of.
Speaker 2I like that wall Looks like he could I just wish there was a mural going on with the wall.
Speaker 1You know he should put a mirror up so he can look through a portal.
Speaker 2No, we already went there, and then they summoned a ghost or something like that Lunch lady's done.
Speaker 1Yeah, no, we already went there and then they summoned a ghost or something like that. Oh yeah, Lunch lady is done, yeah.
Speaker 2My lunch lady is also done.
Speaker 1Nice. I've never played this Nice cock.
Speaker 3My internet is being very slow today. Normally at five gigs it would have been done. I'm at two.
Speaker 2Well, that's okay, because Murky's going to take at least another two minutes to smoke the cigarette.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'm thinking we're, I'm thinking we got enough time. Yeah absolutely, we could play. After we are done with the podcast, I'm going to host the game. Okay.
Speaker 2Create a lobby. Oh, I don't want it to be open.
Speaker 1I just don't like that. Like that, alright. Well, murky's already passed one minute and he's coming up on two.
Speaker 2He's got his headset on.
Speaker 1He's got his headset on, so he's tracking the time.
Speaker 2He's gotta know.
Speaker 1He's gotta know 5048, so 4909 to 5048, so less than two minutes.
Speaker 3So in this past situation where you guys were saying that murky oughta know, were you guys Alanis Morissette.
Speaker 1I have no idea what sentence you just said.
Speaker 2Yeah, I know, you said a lot of words.
Speaker 1I know you said a lot of words, but my brain didn't understand it. Alanis Morissette, you oughta know, so I.
Speaker 4You said a lot of words, but my brain didn't understand it. Everything got out. You ought to know, so I couldn't hear anything until.
Speaker 3I got back in here, oh, they were shit talking you the entire time.
Speaker 1Yeah, your wall's great.
Speaker 3We need to put a portal up.
Speaker 4Oh, it's All right so downloading.
Speaker 1Are you still downloading? How much is your download?
Speaker 4Still downloading.
Speaker 1That's not an answer to my question. Okay, goodbye, fuck you. He just fucking turns his camera off and leaves. I was like how much? How much?
Speaker 3time.
Speaker 1She's for breezing because your feet are fucking stink-murky.
Speaker 3Clean your fucking feet, why don't you get the antibacterial socks everybody stop no, no, no, we're having this conversation right here, right now get your ass back in the headset.
Speaker 2You know we thought the cats were gonna kill the fish, but it turns out it's murky feet that's gonna kill the fish. But it turns out it's murky feet that's gonna kill the fish.
Speaker 1His feet are gonna. His filter's gonna be working overtime to get the feet stank out of his fucking water.
Speaker 3Thank you, monty, monty, monty, you gonna go shake us some more.
Speaker 1Give us some shaken baby syndrome.
Speaker 2You remember when murky was upset with me for killing him and Destiny a bunch that he shook his headset? Yes, I do remember that. He's fucking fucking.
Speaker 4I thought that was me dying. I just died a bunch myself.
Speaker 2No, I thought I was killing you a bunch in PvP.
Speaker 3How to make your feet not stink.
Speaker 2He has to wear socks, because it sounded like you got dragged down the fucking hallway.
Speaker 4Oh, that didn't look. I need to find a game.
Speaker 1Well, we've definitely had better episodes of ADHD After Dark, so I'm going to end the recording now.
Foot Hygiene Tips and Cloth Boots
Speaker 3No, you're fucking not because, Murky's going to hear this, gonna hear this first. Oh, all, right, here are some dues, murky. Wash fucking feet at least once a day. Use antibacterial soap, in particular. Remove hard skin with a foot file and keep those nasty ass fucking toenails short and clean, because apparently debris can get up in there and fucking foot fungus as well. Use foot powder or an antiperspirant, because that can fucking fix the smell too. You also want to wear breathable or natural fabrics on your feet, because what you're wearing is making your shit sweat and it's making it smell nasty. And let your shoes dry out before you wear them again.
Speaker 2Do they make natural cloth boots?
Speaker 3You know what? Let's google that Zeno Natural cloth boots. You know what they do and they're specifically designed for people with stanky feet.
Speaker 2That sounds like murky.
Speaker 1That sounds like murky how much are they. Anywhere between $26 to $200, depending on the brand, not bad at all.
Speaker 3You can also get them vegan, organic made out of hemp.
Speaker 1whatever you need, I'm sorry whenever you said vegan for a fucking pair of shoes. The first thing I thought was why is somebody eating? Their shoes.
Speaker 4Zeno, I'm in your lobby.
Speaker 1Hang on.
Speaker 3I'm still downloading because my internet is being poo-poo garbage. I'm almost done, though I'm like 0.3 away.
Speaker 1So we get to end the podcast now, is that it?
Speaker 3Yeah, goodbye, everybody Wash your fucking feet.
Speaker 1Wash your, your ass wash your feet and stroke your dick.
