ADHD After Dark
ADHD After Dark is the unfiltered podcast where a group of hilarious dudes with ADHD gather to talk about anything and everything that comes to mind. Brace yourself for an explicit and comedic rollercoaster ride, as we dive into the depths of randomness, pushing the boundaries of humor and edginess.
In each episode, we unleash our unapologetic, off-the-cuff banter, sharing outrageous stories, wild adventures, and side-splitting anecdotes that will keep you laughing throughout the night. No topic is off-limits for us—whether it's outrageous personal experiences, taboo subjects, or exploring the more intimate and risqué aspects of life, we bring a refreshingly audacious and humorous perspective to it all.
ADHD After Dark is your escape from the mundane and predictable. Join our crew as we navigate the uncharted territories of comedic chaos, reveling in the freedom to explore the untamed corners of our minds. We embrace the spirit of After Dark, where the content can get explicit, sexual, and edgy—pushing boundaries and challenging social norms with a healthy dose of laughter.
While we may not always offer informative insights, we guarantee an uproarious time filled with absurdity, spontaneous conversations, and unabashed humor. It's a podcast that's not afraid to go where others won't, creating an inclusive space for individuals who enjoy unfiltered comedic escapades.
So, grab a drink, kick back, and immerse yourself in the unapologetically hilarious world of ADHD After Dark. Warning: explicit content ahead—tune in at your own risk, but be prepared to laugh your way through our zany adventures, spontaneous tangents, and unabashedly funny discussions that defy convention. Welcome to the wild, comedic chaos of ADHD After Dark.
ADHD After Dark
S3 E13: Teaching Sucks
Ever found yourself nibbling on a bit of peeling skin after a sunburn? Yeah, we went there—skin eating, Costco escapades, and the mystical world of Fallout lore all get a seat at our table this time around. Our ADHD After Dark family goes on a hilarious romp through tales of domestic triumphs like Gaz's chicken dinner, the bewildering economics of bulk shopping, and nostalgia-soaked anticipation for Skyrim's game release. We even cart you through a peculiar Costco haul that'll have you reconsidering your next shopping list.
As if wandering the aisles of Costco wasn't enough of a mind-bender, we tread into deeper waters, grappling with the portrayal of Satan in pop culture and the complexities of religion. Stick around as we open up about the heartache of losing a parent, and how humor can be a salve for grief. Then, we'll tickle your intellect with a heated debate on moral ambiguity in religious texts—yes, we're serving up thought-provoking chitchat with a side of chuckles.
Keep those headphones snug, because our journey takes a few more twists down the rabbit hole. Character creation gets a dose of the bizarre with a parasitic mushroom knight and an illiterate wizard, while haunted truck stop tales challenge the skeptic in all of us. And, when it comes to life's realities, we don't shy away from the raw discussions on parenting in the digital era, the trials of disciplining, and the importance of steering the next generation right. So, get ready for an episode that's as entertaining as it is unexpected—just the way our motley crew likes it!
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fucking murky, shirtless, we're not uploading to the fan anymore look at those nippleless cage over there. Nippleless cage. Uh, we started recording early because he is eating dinner, because he got home late, but we just had a bunch of stories that we couldn't stop sharing and I was just like we should probably fucking record also. By the way, murky, we don't upload to the fans anymore because nobody looks there. It's just too much fucking work to remember to do that.
Speaker 1:We never promote it. It takes work to promote it.
Speaker 2:That's just not what we're fucking about. It needed to just take off by itself.
Speaker 1:The whole podcast is about us being stupid and it just kind of working.
Speaker 4:For us to spend time on tribes. You are, I get that so we're gonna start this off just right into it.
Speaker 2:Question for our listeners have you guys ever ate your skin?
Speaker 1:yeah, weird.
Speaker 2:Thing a weird thing as a child my answer was no, I'm peeling a little bit right now from my shoulder stuff from vacation.
Speaker 4:Did you have the urge?
Speaker 5:to eat it. No.
Speaker 4:It's literally in my hair right now so I can throw it out. So as a kid, yeah, when I'd get somber and I'd peel one day it was never an all-the-time thing, I think it was like fucking 10 or 11, and, yeah, it was like super appealing. I got this huge light, like my whole shoulders came off in one sheet and I was like you're like I'm going to wonder if I can eat this. I did, and it's not like it was good, it's not like it was bad, I mean essentially it was a cooked piece of skin that was like on a chicken except a cooked piece of skin.
Speaker 4:that was like on a chicken, except it was you. Yeah, it was like a single layer Picture, like the most thinly sliced piece of cheese.
Speaker 2:I don't like the comparison to cheese.
Speaker 4:I don't like the comparison to a thinly sliced piece of meat. You're ruining cheese for me. I think Some fucking prosciutto, prosciutto.
Speaker 1:Fucking murky dough. You know what I'm saying, Right?
Speaker 4:I asked the question just out of curiosity of have you guys ever eaten your fucking dead and peeling skin? And the resounding answer was no.
Speaker 2:I think the first thing, I think the first thing that came out of somebody's mouth was what is wrong with you?
Speaker 1:yeah, basically no, it was more like we were just like what?
Speaker 5:no why are you serious? Is this a question?
Speaker 4:yeah, I mean it's. I wasn't sure if it was like an intrusive thought just that like experience before you know, and I would compare that brown, you know that real nice tan brown skin to. You know, maybe the like a brown egg browning on a good piece of chicken when you're done cooking it.
Speaker 2:I made some good chicken for Gaz today, because she's not getting home until 7 central, so like in another hour still. So I made my dinner and then I was like I was going to make her chicken anyway and I was just like, hey, I made you chicken and then you can have whatever leftover sides there are. But I know you don't like broccoli, but there's still an entire thing of mashed potatoes from KFC.
Speaker 1:So you can have corn, chicken and mashed potatoes from KFC.
Speaker 4:That's money, dude, right, yeah, you better get some head. Well, you make me fucking, you get me chicken. Dude corn and mashed potatoes is like my ultimate side combination I'm gonna give you some help.
Speaker 2:Give you the gawk gawk when you fed me that fucking uh chicken cobbler yeah, that was an easy recipe, though it was just like fucking pour that shit in there, make me easy. You know, I'm saying yeah, I filled you up with some gravy that's for sure it does marky, whenever you guys are down here, we'll have to make it.
Speaker 1:I'll probably have to make two of them if everybody's down here and when we coming over again, I don't know big party, maybe sometime in right after.
Speaker 4:I'm thinking like after, as soon as possible, when everyone's free, after memorial day.
Speaker 2:I was thinking sometime in june, not when I'm in.
Speaker 4:Uh uh, myrtle beach, yeah, probably I don't go to school till August.
Speaker 2:We got the backyard furniture up. We can chill outside.
Speaker 1:I thought you sent a picture of that. Yeah, he and I, at least, are going to visit Mattman and E.
Speaker 2:You are so fucking focused right now, are you playing destiny? I am I got uh, I got an expansion prep.
Speaker 1:Now. I leveled up the catalyst already. Uh, now I got a expansion prep.
Speaker 4:Get all my bounties expand you um god damn it should have fucking laughed at it.
Speaker 2:That's a whole porn category.
Speaker 5:I don't like it here, let's move on to costco hold on.
Speaker 4:I'll say on an average. On an average costco trip I spend anywhere from 180 to like 280 bucks. I feel like that's pretty low like it's really low.
Speaker 2:I spent I spent more weekly at a store yeah.
Speaker 4:So you know we go in, we have our like, the things we like and what we need, and if we have to, you know, buy trash bags and toilet paper and fucking a bunch of paper plates and extra shit. Obviously it's a little more, but for our normal, just strictly grocery runs I'd say it comes out to like $200. It's really not bad. No get a couple of pre-mades.
Speaker 1:You guys go every week or every other week.
Speaker 4:Week and a half Two weeks. Yeah, I'd say every two weeks Week and a half's Two weeks. Yeah, I'd say every two weeks Week and a half's not bad, great for shopping. Yeah, then Coco hit me with his number of his initial trip to Costco, and I was Well, I mean to be fair.
Speaker 1:It's easy to get lost in the sauce there.
Speaker 4:They got a lot of cool shit. Oh, they got all the cool shit, dude. Oh yeah, if I had coco money, dude, I'd leave that bitch with like two deep freezers and fucking all kinds of stuff.
Speaker 1:He was trying to talk me into buying a deep freezer while we were there murky, I have a deep freezer in my shed and, yeah, do you really?
Speaker 2:yeah, I put a bunch of the stuff that we got from it in there. That's why I got so much. I was was like it's Costco.
Speaker 4:Well, first off, I spent a grand because we haven't sent the number, yet I can probably eat his skin because I'm full. Are you going to eat your skin? Oh, he's going to go eat his skin. Bring it back and eat it on camera.
Speaker 6:You won't.
Speaker 4:No.
Speaker 2:Is he really going to eat his skin? I think so. Hang on wait, let's tune into the murky mic.
Speaker 5:Ah shit.
Speaker 2:Wrong time to tune in.
Speaker 5:Calm down there.
Speaker 1:Jesus.
Speaker 4:Christ, I did not eat the skin. I'm sure you did. My brain still thinks about it. Did it change at all? Is it different now You're older? It's just probably cancer. If you dry age beef, it costs more.
Speaker 1:You think your skin is dry aged?
Speaker 4:It's aging.
Speaker 2:But you get new skin cells.
Speaker 1:all the time it's different compared to if the thing is dead. Do you think you could eat a person? Then, Merky.
Speaker 2:I mean he's gonna have to Not not knowingly he's gonna have to if he's gonna get this time of hours.
Speaker 1:You couldn't knowingly eat a person, but you can eat your own skin yeah, it was like the intrusive thought you think you could have like an intrusive thought of like eating somebody? You don't think that's possible, not that would go to you ever look at a baby and go?
Speaker 4:that would be, good if you cooked it as a meatloaf skin peeled off and I was like oh no what if, like somebody else, was doing it like Coco's eating a fucking rib of a man?
Speaker 1:he's like this is good shit. No, it's like it's cooked, it's prepared, but you know it's human meat. But it's like this is good shit. No, it's like it's cooked, it's prepared, but you know it's human meat. But it's like. Coco had you over for dinner and he's like I have to call the police.
Speaker 4:They'd have to come out to.
Speaker 2:Coco's for the second time I'm eating the police.
Speaker 4:I took down the whole department. Yeah, I'm eating the police now.
Speaker 2:There's no one to respond, so what do you do? Crime is yeah, I'm eating the police. There's no one to respond, so what do you do?
Speaker 1:crime is running rampant. It's just like fallout. Essentially true. Have you seen that show on amazon? I have.
Speaker 2:I've watched all the fucking good I loved how they didn't hold anything back with the gore. There were definitely some situations where I was like oh, oh, that was kind of disgusting.
Speaker 1:Yeah, with the finger thing, that was something.
Speaker 2:Dude the brain squish. That was also something when his the brain squish. Oh yeah, when the eyeballs popped out too, and the brain matter came with it. That was, that was toasty, that was toasty, frankie.
Speaker 1:You have Amazon Prime, prime Video. You can watch the Fallout series. You will not be disappointed.
Speaker 4:See everyone's telling me. I don't know if I've ever told you this I've never played a Fallout.
Speaker 2:You don't have to play. Fallout to know this game. It has nothing to do with the game.
Speaker 4:Yes, I don't fucking know. I don't know what it is. It has nothing to do with the game. Yes, I don't fucking know. I don't know. Dude, I can't put any, it's just the lore it's just the lore.
Speaker 2:Do you know anything about what fallout's about?
Speaker 4:post-apocalyptic fucking.
Speaker 1:That's about it that's all you need to know to go into this yeah exactly every single fallout game is unrelated to each other other than it takes place in the same universe. The TV show is the exact same way it takes place in the same universe, but it is disconnected from everything else. Okay, so you can go into it and it'd be your first piece of Fallout material ever and you still understand what's going on and can appreciate the story. Just like every single Fallout game, every single Fallout game you play, you can fucking hit the ground running without having any previous knowledge of any story yeah, it was pretty good.
Speaker 6:I didn't play much of.
Speaker 2:Fallout 4 or much of any Fallout game. I think my total Fallout time that I've ever played is like 15 hours.
Speaker 1:I'm a huge Fallout fan. I love Fallout. I just couldn't get in I played Fallout 3 back in the day.
Speaker 2:I never played Fallout 3 and I couldn't get in the 4. It's like Skyrim with guns. I never played Skyrim until it was, like released on the 70th console. By that time it was kind of too late, yeah.
Speaker 4:Back in my day. We played it on the Sega.
Speaker 1:Dreamcast.
Speaker 5:Back in my day.
Speaker 2:I was playing Skyrim on the Commodore 64.
Speaker 1:That shit's running on the fucking. It came out on PS3, right, that shit's running on the fucking. Came out on ps3.
Speaker 2:That shit's running on the voyager satellites. You good there's. You know, that was almost, that was almost dangerous I think it came out on ps3
Speaker 6:it definitely was yesterday I was in high school.
Speaker 1:I think it was remastered on ps4.
Speaker 2:I was in high school when it fucking I was in high school when it fucking came out.
Speaker 1:I think I was too. I definitely was because I remember Sasha got it on PC when she went to college because she got an Alienware computer for college when she got to college immediately after high school, so it was like 2012 and it had already been out for a while at that point.
Speaker 2:I need to know when did Skyrim release?
Speaker 1:I'm going to say 2011. So what all did you get it?
Speaker 2:would have been before that, because I wasn't in high school. How did we go from Costco to Skyrim? What?
Speaker 4:all did you get at Costco? We'll wrap back around Costco to.
Speaker 2:Skyrim. What did you get at Costco? What did I get at Costco? We'll wrap back around to the Skyrim thing. What did I get at Costco? We got a Ninja Creamy, which is an investment. They're delicious. I deserve to be killed. Hi, I got a Ninja Creamy. We got some. We got the Sonicare toothbrush that Gaz wanted, but it was a two-pack, so I got one too. How much were those? She had a coupon, so it was like $180.
Speaker 1:That doesn't sound too bad For two of them. For two of them, that's not a big deal $90.
Speaker 4:Toothbrush Is a fucking standard toothbrush not enough anymore it's the electric one cleans, it declines you know, I can fucking, I can scrub really fucking hard you can't scrub as fast as ultrasound.
Speaker 1:You idiot, you also can't suck your own dick. So I mean, and then I got, I got fifty dollars worth of filet I got fifty50 worth of
Speaker 2:filet, I got $50 worth of New York strip. So that was five filets, you can't suck your own dick because you cried to me about it the last time you were super drunk. Five New York strips and then I got a bunch of fucking chicken.
Speaker 4:Chicken, like literally $150 worth of chicken. Individual bags of like the boneless, skinless chicken I had the deep freezer.
Speaker 2:so I was like, well, if we're going, we're going like once, like in a while. So I just shoved a bunch of chicken in the cart and now it's just 29 pounds of chicken in my freezer. It could be very close to 29 pounds of chicken.
Speaker 4:One pack of the boneless, skinless is like normally around an 8.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we got two of those, and then we got a packet. We got a big giant pack of the chicken tenders.
Speaker 6:The tenderloins yeah the raw tenderloins.
Speaker 2:So I mean it's, it was quite hefty, paul, and we also got toilet paper and paper towels, because those are incredible. And then gas got a couple of other things, but like the real, the real expensive part was like the ninja creamy and the the toothbrush, and then I got a massager that has heat and cool function. Might try that out. So I don't know if you guys know this, but like you're gonna try that out on your dick there's a, there's like a heat sink that can that can that can cool with electricity.
Speaker 2:So like you apply a voltage and one side gets super hot, but for the one side to get super hot the other side has to get super cold and if you change the polarity of the voltage, it changes which side gets hot or cold.
Speaker 1:You said polarity and it made my dick hard, nice.
Speaker 2:And uh, uh, that's how it works, so it literally can. It got super fucking cold with electricity. Um, interesting, and it felt great. Do you feel great? But now I need to find out when did Skyrim release Unless?
Speaker 1:that has off the top of his head Also hi E. Hi, Do you know when Skyrim released originally? Oh?
Speaker 3:God, I think it was like early college for me, so I don't know.
Speaker 1:I guess 2011, but Coco said that was too late.
Speaker 2:I was going to say 09. I thought it was too late.
Speaker 4:No, I don't even know. No, let's 09. I thought it was too late. No, I don't even know.
Speaker 3:Let's see, I already have it up.
Speaker 2:I already have it up. Anybody have a date? Zeno said 2011. I'll say it was in 2011.
Speaker 4:September 11, 2001.
Speaker 1:I'll say April.
Speaker 3:I remember it being kind of a Christmas release.
Speaker 4:No, it's like the November.
Speaker 3:It's that mid to mid november 11 2011 holidays like I said, it was definitely early college for me because I remember it was after high school, but still when I was like in community college and like right before my dad had cancer, so I knew it was sometime in there I know what having a dad with cancer is like yeah, it's not fun, is it no, he's dead.
Speaker 1:having a dad with cancer is like yeah, it's not fun, is it.
Speaker 2:I know what having a dad's like Also. Again, you know what having a mom's like right, yeah, that must be fun.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it must be fucking nice hey.
Speaker 2:Marky, happy Mother's Day, by the way. I don't know when that happens, it's.
Speaker 1:Monday no, it's Sunday, dude.
Speaker 2:Is it this Sunday? It's this Sunday. Are you going to take a picture of an empty chair and say happy Mother's Day, like I did last year with my dad?
Speaker 5:That's funny. Do you remember that?
Speaker 2:when I sent that picture and I said happy Father's Day, and it was an empty beach chair.
Speaker 3:Yes, I do remember that.
Speaker 2:All I remember is Murky sending me a message back. Oh, I remember as Murky sending me a message back. Oh, that's fucked. The only person I didn't send it to was my sister.
Speaker 4:No, my dad.
Speaker 3:She would have had a fucking meltdown.
Speaker 2:I sent it to my mom and she laughed.
Speaker 4:My dad's- like, hey, you want to come to church with him and my stepmom on Mother's Day? And I was like, no, no, that would have been the perfect kiss with him and my stepmom on Mother's Day and I was like no, you lost your mind.
Speaker 1:That would have been the perfect kiss.
Speaker 4:I was like you get me for Easter and you get me for.
Speaker 2:Christmas, but your mother's soul would have been in church. You could have gone and seen her. Yeah, my broke ass, my mom's fucking.
Speaker 4:There's a soul anywhere from my mom. It's up in a fucking lake in southern Michigan and she's probably still just smoking all the heavenly reefer she fucking can.
Speaker 1:That woman could fucking put down some weed She'd be smoking.
Speaker 5:Inhale, inhale, fucking hell.
Speaker 3:I like the exorcist reference there.
Speaker 1:Hi Satan.
Speaker 6:Hello, it's everybody's favorite devil, it's me Satan.
Speaker 1:I was telling Dr Fart that we talked to Satan on the podcast.
Speaker 6:She was concerned. Do Dr Fart have a question for Satan?
Speaker 1:Why would she?
Speaker 3:be concerned.
Speaker 1:I think she thought, I don't know, he was a bad guy or something like that. I don't blame her Just because he's a bad guy doesn't mean he's a bad guy, you know. I think it's more like hey, I'm a bad boy.
Speaker 4:It's not really. You know, he's a bad guy.
Speaker 3:I mean, if you've ever read Paradise Lost, he's not really a bad guy. He, he's not really a bad guy.
Speaker 6:He was just more a guy who thought differently and kind of got damned for it. I'm thinking for myself over here. Everybody else is just a follower. I was trying to be a leader and then god shoved the fucking dildo up my ass and it was 10 million degrees well, you know, when you're the strongest, angels the strongest angel.
Speaker 3:angel, you are the first. You're supposed to be the most good looking too. Yes, Yep.
Speaker 6:Yep, you should see my fucking pecs. I got three fucking nipples, three nipples.
Speaker 4:Yeah. Wasn't your name fucking Samael or some shit. What Lucifer? Well, yeah, no, that was before they're in the shape of a triangle.
Speaker 6:Everybody loves triangles, triangles.
Speaker 3:I heard triangles. Yeah, you know, satan's supposed to be like the most. Oh shit, I spoil it. This is a simulation so I don't know why people make him look like he's got this ugly thing with like humongous horns where it's just like no, he's supposed you're supposed to look at Satan and immediately get a hard on, because you're supposed to be attracted to sin. But you're supposed to look at satan and immediately get a hard on, because you're supposed to be attracted to sin, but you're supposed to repel him. Be like no, be gone.
Speaker 6:Yeah, fuck that the most beautiful thing you've ever fucking laid eyes on ever fun fact can be male or female, depending on who wants to be attracted to me yeah, I'll say it exactly the christians got it wrong and god that's the bad guy I mean the christians have a few drinks.
Speaker 1:It's on that, maybe, the.
Speaker 5:Christians got it wrong, and God is the bad guy, I mean the Christians, that's my favorite conversation to bring up.
Speaker 1:If I get drunk I'll start debating whether or not Satan's a good guy or not. I'm just saying Satan just wants us to have a good time. God has all these rules and shit. I mean those Christians, if you look at their churches.
Speaker 3:the church of Satan respects women, respects animals and has all this other shit, whereas if you look at Old Testament and even New Testament, there's a lot of weird shit going on and they respect the little boys.
Speaker 6:The Christian churches do not. They leave them with a new hole in their heart In their heart, in their heart.
Speaker 4:Dude, it's like. I'll say it out loud I believe Jesus died for our sins.
Speaker 6:Whatever?
Speaker 4:But I believe that the Bible is a completely wrong thing. I think that it's been revised. Even the Old Testament, everything blah blah. It's been revised so many times by everybody and it's the argument. But it's the truth. I think no, god, it's no god that loves and is full of like, mercy and forgiveness, and like has all these children, would ever damn any of his kids to a lake of fire for eternity, for non-belief. That that is not, unless he's the bad guy. He is the bad guy.
Speaker 5:I like to think of it as a hot spring.
Speaker 6:You know, people don't actually realize that it's not as hot down here as they say because, I can't fucking deal with it. Right, like it might be like 82 degrees and always humid. So fuck you, but you know you're not gonna be on fucking fire.
Speaker 1:I get it You're aware of, I mean hey, human up in the Midwest.
Speaker 6:I don't know, You're always gonna be covered in sweat.
Speaker 4:That's fine, it already is so you're talking mid to high 80s with high humidity, not a problem yeah perfectly fine, I'll be RB and I love her
Speaker 5:hey, uh what was her name?
Speaker 6:his fucking mom, fucking mom having a name says you suck and I'm gonna beat your ass now.
Speaker 1:Oh, oh no, oh god, satan's beating her ass.
Speaker 2:Oh, jesus fucking christ. Uh, what do you have to say about that, murky? That's I'm gonna let that one slide.
Speaker 5:I'm gonna let that one slide. I I'm going to let that one slide.
Speaker 1:I can't say that that was fucked up, Pretty fucked up oh.
Speaker 2:Satan's gone.
Speaker 6:He's having his time with her. I'm not sure if those were hand smacks or other smacks.
Speaker 4:No, sunday morning I'm going to go out to have breakfast with an urn actually.
Speaker 2:Are you going to have a fucking?
Speaker 5:hole in the top so you could use it as a pepper shaker that's a little fucked up, no I just take the cap off here. Mom, have some bacon. You want some coffee? No, you love coffee. Put some coffee, just spills out.
Speaker 1:It's like I have a whole conversation waiter comes to check on you. Excuse me, we're in the middle of a conversation, don't you?
Speaker 4:think that was a little rude fucking piece of bacon covered in.
Speaker 5:Oh dude, so gamers aren't runny enough okay, I'll get some the gamers ups has a flavor called grandpa's ashes.
Speaker 2:Um, they're. They're known for pushing their fucking names. You know, blowhole, blast one of them. Fucking right, titty milk, mommy, I want the titty milk, yeah, uh. So they have one called grandpa's ashes, which is hilarious because you open it up and it looks like ash, like it just looks like ashes and then you put it in the fucking water and it turns straight black.
Speaker 2:Oh no, it's like a red cherry flavor, but it's so fucking brutal to look at Because when you pour it in, it like turns into fucking soot and drips to the bottom. Because it goes from like an ashy white to a fucking super dark you can't see through. Black. Basically, uncarbonated soda Tastes delicious, though would recommend to eat to drink grandpa's ashes and I think, like the picture on it is like some dude like just wearing like some old dude wearing a fucking red shirt. I'll have to go get the.
Speaker 1:I'll have to go get the jar it legitimately is just like a grandpa's ashes.
Speaker 2:Human ashes. Hang on, I gotta go get it. You guys talk about something. I gotta show you this.
Speaker 1:It looks fucking hilarious. What do you guys want to talk about?
Speaker 4:I don't know, man, I want to talk about how I wanted to see your dick earlier and you agreed to it and didn't do it.
Speaker 1:I don't think I agreed to it at any point.
Speaker 4:I gave him three directions, a lot of directions take off, take off all your bottoms, so pants and underwear, put on a power ranger helmet, oh, and stand in camera.
Speaker 1:That's it, that's all I did but he he said a lot of other things. Then he changed the directions and I just got overwhelmed and I shut down why do you think that is?
Speaker 4:I think it's because I told him I was like I need the camera, mentally stimulated between your belly button and your ankles because I know it's gonna fucking end up at your ankles and like I want to see the whole thing that did happen as well.
Speaker 2:That did happen as well are you guys ready for the reveal?
Speaker 1:yep, yeah, yeah, all right, let's see. Oh no, he's like guess I'm gonna go in this drink now. Oh my god.
Speaker 4:Wow, put brown hair on that and it'd look like my mom. That is something what I said put brown hair on that and it'd look like my mom.
Speaker 2:Oh, I didn't even notice this part.
Speaker 5:Look at the fucking left side of the kids Fucking Grim Reaper on the side.
Speaker 1:That's so fucked.
Speaker 2:Dude, Gamer Subs is hilarious. Bless you. Thank you, Dude. They have a flavor literally called fucking Guacamole. Gamer Fur. Dude, they have a flavor literally called fucking guacamole. Game report. Dude, I'm fucking crying. Guacamole game report. What if it has like a description on here? Does it have any like? No, it doesn't.
Speaker 4:That kind of red was like my favorite my mom's favorite color too, so I can definitely see that.
Speaker 5:Oh, this is your mom.
Speaker 2:Mama's ashes Coming to a serving near you.
Speaker 4:Coming to a Midwestern supplement center near you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, grandpa was very healthy for you. It's got a lot of caffeine.
Speaker 4:If you've ever eaten your skin after you get sunburned, you know you know.
Speaker 2:This begs the question if I'm willing to drink a flavor called grandpa's ashes and it's am I cannibal?
Speaker 1:like.
Speaker 2:I mean, I feel like you could, oh wait, wait, wait oh, you weren't here for this e we got a question for you oh god what yeah, so hold on.
Speaker 5:Let me ask this yeah you ask it because you're the one that's fucking crazy.
Speaker 4:This is the question I ask. All right, so let's say you go out.
Speaker 5:No, no, no, no, no. Just drop it on. Shut the fuck up. Drop it on. Let him tell his story him cook.
Speaker 2:No, the reason I wanted to tell it out loud is because I want him to drop the question on e, like he did to us, and I want to see e's genuine response. Hey, have you guys ever fucking?
Speaker 4:eaten your skin as I as I'm peeling off dead skin from my shoulder answer the question e I can't say that I have.
Speaker 3:No, don't you?
Speaker 4:fucking lie to me, dude. I'm not. I know I'm not feeling it's a two, it's a 50 50 ratio it's not.
Speaker 2:I would imagine it'd be like pork rinds, but now you can tell the story because you had to ask him the question the same way you asked us 10, 11.
Speaker 4:And like I got sunburned and I peeled a whole layer of skin, like my whole shoulder came off in one sheet, and like I looked at it for a second and just fucking plopped it in my mouth that description was grosser than the first one you gave that was. You know about the extent of it, but I just asked if anyone else ever tried it and they both said no, I'm like you've never tried it.
Speaker 1:I thought Coco would be like like you thought we were the fucking weird ones yeah, he thought we were the weird ones.
Speaker 2:The only skin that I have ever eaten off of me is whenever, like you, get like a little piece of skin from your lip falls off oh yeah and then you're just like well, I don't want to just that's the anxiety I don't want to spit this on somebody's floor and there's not a good. I don't want people to know that I ripped some skin off my lips, so Alright, it's gone.
Speaker 4:That was like between the ages of 8 and 10.
Speaker 2:It wasn't a mmm, this is fucking delicious, or?
Speaker 5:it might be delicious. No that wasn't that great, but I swallowed it.
Speaker 4:Ages of 8 to 10,. If I had scabs from fucking anything dude, I would eat the scabs. It's not a taste thing, it was a texture thing.
Speaker 1:That's weird.
Speaker 4:You're fucking right. That's why the last two years, I'm like I don't think anybody in the history of the world would ever be attracted to this. Two years, I'm like I don't think anybody in the history of the world would ever be attracted to this and I'm like, yeah.
Speaker 5:How did we come back from this we're only fucking 30 minutes into this and I don't know what to say anymore.
Speaker 2:Apparently. Buzzsprout has a new thing called Fanmail. I don't know how that works. Should I turn?
Speaker 3:it. Nobody's gonna send us fan mail.
Speaker 2:You don't know that people ask questions on spotify and shit is that. Yeah, I just never answered. How do I turn this shit on hold? On? I'm like what are the questions? Hang on, let's go to spotify real quick.
Speaker 3:I haven't been there in a while because I feel like they're probably bot questions, but I'm genuinely curious.
Speaker 2:No one of them was from someone we definitely know also I turned fan mail on. I'm just trying to figure out where I go to the to look at this directories spotify, view your podcast and spotify. How do I fucking look at the the back end of this? I don't remember how to do this. Continue with Google. Yeah, adhd's account Didn't fucking work. Login with this account. Cool, how do I look at the fucking stuff? Where do I go?
Speaker 1:I didn't know this was a thing.
Speaker 4:I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2:I'm trying to look at the analytics on Spotify.
Speaker 3:Your guess would be as good as mine.
Speaker 4:You didn't get the year in review email again.
Speaker 2:It's not that one Remember the year. You know what? That's a good question. Did I delete that email? Because if I did, then Whoops, I think it's gone. Nobody sends messages to the ADHD After Dark family.
Speaker 4:Yeah, we were the number one podcast for like 10 motherfuckers.
Speaker 2:Fansly is in our spam, oh no, and ADHD promotion.
Speaker 4:It's what's her name from. What's her name dot com. And she's getting scammed by. There we go. Oh yeah, what was her name? I know that's a long time ago.
Speaker 1:I've slept since then.
Speaker 2:Do we have any questions anymore? I think I found it. I'm just looking for questions. Any questions on this? Oh yeah, Season 2, episode 20, worst season finale ever. Somebody actually did say something. What do you think of this episode? Ppg says shit, fucks hard.
Speaker 5:It does Hell yeah, you did. Ppg. Says shit fucks. Hard. Hell yeah, you did PPG. Fuck yeah baby.
Speaker 2:Any other podcasts that have any sort of questions? Oh yeah, season 2, episode 14, power Rangers and Mystery Packages. What do you think of this episode, zach? I enjoyed this episode as my first, first ever. Didn't know what to expect, but I'm glad I was surprised. Apparently it was still private, now it's public.
Speaker 3:Hope you enjoy that, zach hope you're still listening to us, zach I can't confirm if we've gotten any better since then how are you today, zach?
Speaker 1:are you driving on your way to your nine to five job and hating life like the rest of us?
Speaker 3:or do you have a big dick and really enjoy life. You can have a big dick and still hate yourself no, no, no, that's you know you see, I'm assuming zach probably has a better paying job, probably has a big dick, probably just goes out every single night and people just fawn over this motherfucker right, I'm assuming, zach probably has like the best fucking life I'm wishing the best for you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I hope you know somebody named cody Nope? No, I was talking to Zach.
Speaker 2:Oh Zach oh okay, you guys are all fucking stupid. Hey, we got there though. Hey, good news. The podcast predictor pretty soon we're almost going to be predicted to receive 69 downloads. Nice, ew, our old time downloads are at 3,674. Oh shit. Season one, episode one, is the most popular, followed by Season 2, episode 20. Worst season finale ever. Funny enough, he's pulling his cock out. Season 2, episode 3 is the third most popular, which is when we found the soundboard. Oh, dear God, and for Murky Sounding in Hell. Season 2, episode 2, is the next popular one after that.
Speaker 4:Nice.
Speaker 5:I'm so scared, I'm scared, you're heavy.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's the way I be. I do be like that.
Speaker 4:You'll have that with those big jobs.
Speaker 1:You'll have that with those big jobs. You'll have that with those big jobs. I forgot about that, fuck.
Speaker 4:Sorry, I was smoking and now I can't get rid of this cough, and he's too.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you remember that it's hard man. I'm not smoky anymore Fucking hungry.
Speaker 4:Yeah, now my lungs just hurt, so yeah you know what were farting, not smoky anymore, fucking hungry. Yeah, now my lungs just hurt.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you know what was all that? Not smoking.
Speaker 2:You have a new name now. I have a new game. You have a new name. Oh, I have a new name. What's my new name? Manslave.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah.
Speaker 5:Okay, well then tell me more. You didn't hear this.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:I did not. I didn't listen to the podcast. You guys, it's not anything.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I wasn't part of the podcast he works, you showed up towards the end of it, though he works part-time for ronnie the raccoon now.
Speaker 2:Except ronnie the raccoon just calls a manslave man slow.
Speaker 4:You heard it here first Are you getting paid?
Speaker 3:No, he just throws me with a knife and sometimes says he's going to bite me.
Speaker 2:And then you have to text him the script back.
Speaker 4:That's bad dude. Rabies is a death sentence.
Speaker 2:Hey Murky, do you know how rabies kills? I feel like you weren't here whenever we were talking about it.
Speaker 4:It's because it fucking overheats your body so much, like at the end after it drives you crazy and like all the bullshit makes you hydrophobic so you don't drink, so then you just die of dehydration, right?
Speaker 2:everybody else was super shocked that that's how it killed and I was like yeah I don't know where to fucking go now.
Speaker 3:You say that yeah, I knew it had something to do with the brain, but that's like the furthest my knowledge was of it yeah, you're super thirsty, basically, basically terrible way to go, you basically are super thirsty you're super thirsty, but you can't drink yeah.
Speaker 4:Fuck that. Isn't it like? If you're suspected to have rabies, they can give you a shot in your stomach. That's just like the most painful thing ever for like fucking 60 days. Better than dying, right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they would give you a rabies vaccine, which I think. Isn't that something that people just generally get, or is it only if you're suspected to have rabies?
Speaker 3:as far as I'm aware, only if you're suspected get a rabies vaccine.
Speaker 2:I know animals get rabies vaccines. As far as I'm aware, I don't think humans do, unless you're suspected of having it.
Speaker 4:Right If you get bit by a bat. And then, fucking, you go to a doctor like hey, I got bit by a bat, I couldn't catch the animal. And they're like okay, we shouldn't do this, because that animal could have rabies. And then immediately they start fucking just.
Speaker 1:One time I got a rabies shot because Merky bit me.
Speaker 3:I believe that it was on his inner thigh but I missed interesting how does this thigh?
Speaker 2:taste. Did you eat his skin? I mean, I worked through a gene Zeno. Did you check afterwards to make sure that you didn't have any fucking skin missing?
Speaker 4:I didn't this motherfucker Sly Cooper over here stole some fucking skin so funny thing I actually got went to a local taxidermist and it's currently hanging on the wall directly up there. I'm looking at it, right now.
Speaker 5:I just had the greatest image of murky ever from fucking his story earlier. I just imagine you remember when cartman was eating all the skin off of the chicken from the KFC. Yeah, that was murky, peeling his fucking sunburn off, and he oh no, Stop it oh stop Okay, stop it. Okay, I'm done.
Speaker 4:somebody else say something just rips the skin off. Every piece in the bucket fuck that I would have been so pissed I would have.
Speaker 2:I would have beat the shit out of it. That's some bullshit. No, that wasn't the same episode where he made Butters disappear in a fucking bunker to go to Casa Bonita.
Speaker 5:It was very close.
Speaker 2:It was very close time-wise when they came out, does he?
Speaker 4:end up not going, but ends up just running in.
Speaker 2:He gets there and then they police call and they find that butters was putting in a bomb shelter and the police had questions for cartman and he goes you'll never catch me alive. And he fucking runs in there and celebrates everything and then goes to fucking like I don't know where he went for a couple of days. The most fucked up episode is when he fucking made Scott Tenorman eat his parents.
Speaker 3:You mean his half brother eat his parents.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, that is correct. And then Radiohead came in and said stop being a loser.
Speaker 3:And the actual like band voice there's like themselves in that episode, dude which I think is even funnier.
Speaker 2:I feel like south park has gotten a little bit more tame over the years compared to what it used to be I don't watch tv anymore and I don't want to be that um.
Speaker 3:You don't want tv anymore, motherfucker, but it's just um, actually I don't watch tv anymore, I just don't. But from what I've heard. Sometimes South Park has really good episodes, but it feels far and few in between, like it used to be the human centipede still makes me laugh with the behind-the-scenes footage of them recording it.
Speaker 5:Why won't he read the contract? Do you want me to eat the tuttlefish and asparagus or the bean pesto? Fuck Cuttlefish and asparagus. Okay, I will eat the cuttlefish and asparagus Two seconds later.
Speaker 4:Oh no, no, kyra dude the guy in the front.
Speaker 5:I feel, something coming.
Speaker 2:The guy in the front of that had the best part. The rest of them did not so funny episode them behind the scenes just like they're cracking it.
Speaker 4:They had to probably do so much editing cause, fuck, they're just dying laughing the whole time they're doing it.
Speaker 2:Dude. The episode where they fucking compared Bono to a number two was pretty hilarious too.
Speaker 4:Giant shit the world record. Shit yeah the world record shit. They have to call somewhere in fucking Europe.
Speaker 2:Yeah, some fucking society.
Speaker 4:Yeah, some fucking society. Yeah, I get it. Society.
Speaker 5:Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot hot hot, hot, hot.
Speaker 2:You fucking spiraling up like a fucking Dairy Queen Fucking twisty cone. Yeah, oh man, early TV, oh.
Speaker 3:Oh, who's there? Oh, oh, bye murky, bye murky. You guys hear that they're making a new lord of the rings movie in like two years.
Speaker 2:Are they like a set of like? Are they making new ones like?
Speaker 3:or are they? Just rehashing the things that have already happened no, it's supposed to be spinoffs, because I think the first one is called, like, the hunt for golem or something like that.
Speaker 1:But yeah, it's like a new song back, right?
Speaker 3:yes, peter jackson is coming back to uh direct these ones, so we at least know it's going to be in good hands. But I don't know. I just feel like at this point he's already done the Hobbit. It should have been one movie instead of three or he did the very most trilogies, yeah, but uh, I really don't know what they're going to be doing with this.
Speaker 2:The Hobbit movies went way too slow for my liking. Margie, what are you doing over there? You gonna go smoke a cig? No, why not?
Speaker 4:Chug, chug, chug. I just pull it in my mouth to operate an oral.
Speaker 2:He doesn't have to smoke cigarettes anymore, he just sucks the tobacco right out. I breathe it in. He's gotten so efficient. Right out, I breathed it in. He's gotten so efficient. Zeno, don't shoot that way.
Speaker 3:Don't look that way, you gotta go back, you can always tell when Zeno's like really in the game, because he hunches over a little bit, his eyebrows go from up here to down here and it's just like the most deadpan stare, like it's a Stanley Kubrick kind of a stare.
Speaker 1:Yep, and he doesn't even have a response. Yep, I'm just, you're right what game are you playing?
Speaker 2:Crucible, oh so we're not good enough for you.
Speaker 6:You have to play something that other people what, what a fucking slut. We're not even good enough for you to.
Speaker 2:You have to play something that other people what we're not even good enough for you to listen to us. I'm listening.
Speaker 1:No, you're not. He doesn't give a shit about us Fucking slut. You're so right. I don't care about any of you Wow.
Speaker 3:He doesn't give a single fuck about us.
Speaker 2:You hear that Dr Fart Run while you still can.
Speaker 1:She'd be smart too, it's fair.
Speaker 4:Do you guys want to hear my next D&D character idea? I'm definitely like sure.
Speaker 3:I also kind of came up with one, so let's hear yours first.
Speaker 4:So mine is. I'll almost always have cigaretters. It'll be a cigar in character and probably a cigarette IRL Lizard, folk Warlock, who was running a failed casino, who was running a casino that ended up going bankrupt and then was also in trouble with the law because he used child labor behind the scenes.
Speaker 2:Child dealers. He's going to be from Louisiana.
Speaker 4:He sounds like.
Speaker 5:Danny DeVito Louisiana exists in the D&D equivalent of Louisiana.
Speaker 4:He's going to be from the Swamp Dog.
Speaker 2:So he's Shrek 2.0?
Speaker 4:No, this is actually from.
Speaker 2:If you start describing me Shrek, I'm going to be very upset.
Speaker 4:I'm 49 or yeah, I think I'm 48 or 49 episodes into Once Upon a Wishlight from Legends of Adventress and they're super awesome. And there's a guy named Kremil Kru and he's a more or less a fucking con artist. They ran a carnival that exploited child labor and Legends of Ventress. If you ever say my name, I'll fucking out. Come Right now. Yeah, you out.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you heard it first you heard it here, folks, there's a list, yeah.
Speaker 4:There's a list. Have you ever listened to Legends of the Vantress? I like that shit, dude.
Speaker 3:So my character idea would be there's this knight and he just got done with, like the big battle and he's trying to head over to his next fight to defeat like his BBG. But he grows very tired and he collapses from exhaustion and he dies there on the spot. However, where like his head landed, was inside of a fairy ring and if you don't know what that is, it's also called the fairy circle but it's where, like there's something in the ground that causes like a ring of mushrooms to happen, because there's just something, uh soil for that. But he falls there, dies and the mushrooms there kind of just start taking over his body and eventually they become like this parasite. So his body kind of resurrects and the only thing that the mushrooms really know is this body really wants to do something. They just don't know what it is. So they're just kind of going on a quest until it feels like their body satisfied so they can consume the rest of the body.
Speaker 1:Hmm.
Speaker 4:So last of us, hey, we're down for anything.
Speaker 3:Last of us, but more sexy.
Speaker 1:I like it.
Speaker 2:I'm just gonna be the donkey from Shrek.
Speaker 4:I believe in a fuck dragon yeah, I'm gonna fuck dragon frost killed again new character, your donkey, and I'll try to stay alive.
Speaker 3:I'll try to stay alive until then my, uh, my backup character idea would be a wizard, but he's illiterate that's fun, that's hard yeah that sounds tough, yeah, I feel like it's
Speaker 3:motherfuckers with the books did you guys know there's a haunted truck stop in indianapolis? No, no, yeah, so it's like just outside of indianapolis, I learned it's more closer to like uh, lafayette, if I remember correctly. But a lot of people just say like, oh, it's indianapolis, um, like a little bit on the north side of it, yeah, kind of sort of this knows about it, but uh the.
Speaker 3:I know the. The legend goes is uh, there was a military man and his best man were going from, like, I think, somewhere in north carolina up to lafayette and it was the middle of the night and they get close to indianapolis. They had to like stop and get some gas for the car and, if I remember correctly, they found like a small truck stop and it only had like one truck in there and they're like, ok, it seems a little dark but there's like signs that people are supposed to be here and allegedly they went in and they're hoping like it might be like a clerk or somebody behind the counter to kind of help them. It might be like a clerk or somebody behind the counter to kind of help them. And once they got inside, it was like a 1920s kind of diner and there was a waitress in there and there was a cook and like a truck driver just like sitting out on the tables. And according to the military guy that has been interviewed for this story, he says that they went inside they talked to the truck stop driver because when they tried paying for gas at the pump it wouldn't accept a card and they didn't have like cash on them. So they talked to this guy to be like hey, if we like Venmo, you or something, can you give us some cash if you happen to have it on you? And he gets them like a cup of coffee.
Speaker 3:They're talking to this guy and eventually he does give him like 20 for gas or something. And uh, so he goes and he pays for his gas, goes outside, puts the 20 in his card and the guy or the truck driver says you know that he doesn't have like benmore or anything. So if he happens to come back to this like a truck stop, drop off like the 20 back so they're able to go to lafayette. He's able to like go to an atm, get some money. And he goes back to that diner and he says it's completely boarded up and the truck's gone and it looks like this place has been abandoned for years. So he's kind of just like what the fuck just happened? Like how did I get this money? Where's everybody at? Because this was the place I was at and they were actually able to get some info. And again, allegedly the place I was at and they were actually able to get some info. And again, allegedly the place had been like abandoned for 25 years and nobody's like even tried to be inside of their sentence.
Speaker 2:Did he have any proof of seeing this guy besides his word? All we have is to go off this guy's word, then I don't fucking believe shit uh all we have is to go off this guy's word, then I don't fucking believe shit.
Speaker 4:Gps location see if his vehicle randomly sent this abandoned lot for fucking two.
Speaker 3:Unlike xeno, I truly do not believe in ghosts.
Speaker 2:I don't believe they're real bro, motherfucker didn't have a dash cam. Should have fucking had one of those to prove his story. I don't have a dash cam?
Speaker 4:You should, I absolutely should. They're great tools, but I don't have one Zeno. Do you have a dash cam? No, you should. Do you have a dash cam?
Speaker 3:No, but I've always thought about getting one yeah same.
Speaker 4:I've always thought about getting one, but I don't have one. Yeah, Coco, you're the minority.
Speaker 2:How's it feel?
Speaker 4:Yeah, but my thing's actually not weird.
Speaker 5:You eat your sunburned skin. I know you do. What a fucking comeback.
Speaker 3:I know you do you stupid.
Speaker 5:You're stupid You're fucking stupid.
Speaker 4:You walked in the sun for 10 minutes. You got burnt as fuck Because you know you don't go outside, Does?
Speaker 1:anybody else want to do a crota raid? No, no.
Speaker 2:Okay, wow.
Speaker 4:If there's like do you have three?
Speaker 1:No, this guy has five, including me. He needs one more.
Speaker 2:Including you. You still got you. We still have you reserved for a couple of fucking minutes on the podcast.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I told him 20 minutes.
Speaker 2:Oh OK, At least you're a good friend.
Speaker 3:Wow, cut it short, cut I just I haven't been enthralled by destiny lately, like it doesn't you made a pun and you don't even realize it. I did that on purpose, but I don't know. It's just it hasn't been giving me the dopamine to even think about like it used to right right, and I think it's because I haven't been on it for so long that it's just kind of like meh.
Speaker 4:I'm really ready for drop day.
Speaker 1:Breakfast is going to be fire the mimosas uh, I was, actually I was thinking about that murky was. So we still haven't decided what we're gonna do for breakfast yet, right?
Speaker 3:you're gonna eat his ass now that's what you're gonna do when is drop day? You want cake.
Speaker 2:Uh, june 3rd, I think it's a Tuesday and we're going to have to be raid ready in three fucking days if it's a Tuesday, then it is the 4th it's a Tuesday, isn't it? Tuesday shout out to Toast who should not be listening to this podcast.
Speaker 1:I'm pretty sure he doesn't we could do waffles, but not just any waffles blue waffles no, no yeah, I actually had a student ask me if I know what blue waffle was did you say?
Speaker 3:yes or no. I said yes, and he was like I'm too afraid to look it up. What is it? I was like it's a young lady with a very terrible skin disease.
Speaker 3:Your answer should have just been like don't it pretty much was, but he kept like pushing on it and I explained as pg as I could and you could see like the dots being connected in his head and he goes ew, I would anyone put that on the internet? I was like I don't know dude. It was early days of like major internet connection. People were fucking nuts. I didn't say fucking of course no, you didn't.
Speaker 2:You don't care about your fucking job. Fuck the kids you're not wrong.
Speaker 3:I have my letter of resignation typed up. I was going to hand that in next week.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, Did you have a replacement for it?
Speaker 3:No, I'm just done with that place. I refuse to work there another year. Okay, I would rather dip my head in boiling acid and take my own life than work there for another year.
Speaker 4:Fair enough. Good on you for getting up, and you are more than capable to find a very well-paying job, because you're a smart motherfucker and there's not many of those left anymore, except for all of our listeners, who you know what.
Speaker 1:Don't call them smart.
Speaker 2:They're all fucking dumb, they're idiots you listen to this podcast five times because you want to hear your sexy voice.
Speaker 1:What? None of them are any better, whoa.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm looking at you naked man. I hope somebody just fucking like Like turn and look at their own.
Speaker 1:I have a funny story about that I have a funny story about that, and they're just like Squeezing.
Speaker 2:You guys remember Keenan and Kyle.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I remember Keenan and.
Speaker 2:Kyle, you know how they did their little monologue opening thing.
Speaker 2:I don't remember what it was exactly, but my mom was just fed up with me just sitting on the couch just in my underwear and it was really weird because this shocked like fucking eight or nine year old me, however old I was whenever this was still going on. I don't remember how old Kenan and Kel actually is, but they were monologuing and right after my mom was like you should just go put some clothes on. And they were doing their monologue and they looked at me and they're like you think we can't see you? We see you sitting on the couch in your underwear and I'm like oh, oh oh, I fucking eight-year-old me, did not know how to process that situation I could imagine that probably really messed with your head it did.
Speaker 3:I went put clothes on same sense and then older me real older me realizes how fucking dumb I was it was funny how that just kind of lined up yeah, yeah, older, younger me was just like, oh fuck, they can see me naked.
Speaker 2:My mom was like super happy because then I started wearing clothes in the house again. Oh, shit. Murky couldn't hold his cigarette addiction back for fucking another 15 minutes.
Speaker 6:What a fucking loser.
Speaker 2:All right, let's cut over to.
Speaker 1:If he could lose one of those mics can we cut?
Speaker 2:to the murky mic.
Speaker 3:Do you think he's?
Speaker 2:Do you think he's saying anything bad? Hang on, let me do it. He's out on the murky mic. Do you think he's saying anything bad? Hang on let me.
Speaker 1:Let me do it. He's out on the balcony. Let me hear what he's saying. Um, oh, yep, nope, we're coming back yeah, yeah oh, he shouldn't say stuff like that I didn't even know that was like a part of his vocabulary yeah, birds have rights too.
Speaker 3:Man, you can't say that about birds can't be talking about tits all the time, man you can have some odd.
Speaker 2:Oh, are you bashing on your keyboard there? No, I was uh scratching my foot oh, that was a weird sound for scratching your foot. That was a a weird sound for scratching your foot.
Speaker 3:That was a very weird sound for scratching your foot.
Speaker 2:Xeno, what's that box behind you? That's just sitting on the floor.
Speaker 1:Lord Zed Helmet box.
Speaker 3:The one that I accidentally called Zordon, not knowing full well it wasn't Zordon.
Speaker 1:Ah, I was like how dare you?
Speaker 2:So E more game, boat, boat then is that what's happening?
Speaker 3:are we bringing game boat back? Oh yeah, we can definitely be bringing game boat back. Actually, there is this cute little game I need to find and it is uh, it's like a horror game, slash, cozy game combined into one. It's, uh, you and the person you're playing with are both dogs and you're trying to find your, like lost owner, but there's like a bunch of haunted shit that you have to deal with in order to find them.
Speaker 2:You know what game would be great for Gameboat? There's like this I don't know what it's called, but I've seen it videos of it on TikTok where it's like one person can see all the traps and the other person I know what you're talking about. Uh, I don't know what it's called like the other person is just like walking around and blind uh, I can see it because they're like dressed up in like big thick winter coats yeah, I just don't remember what it's called.
Speaker 3:I know exactly what you're talking about.
Speaker 2:It is on my steam wish list the other thing we still have is a way out to finish yeah, yeah, that that is something to finish. I don't know if there's still footage for that or if we need to record more no, there there is footage.
Speaker 3:I just should probably edit that once I'm finally done with this fucking job that happens in a couple weeks right yeah, uh, the 31st should be my last day they know it's coming well, they will next week you should just give it to them now.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna wait till next week why I? Don't know, I just don't want to do it tomorrow just give it to them and then leave well, I mean, I still gotta finish out the rest of the school year if I want to get paid over the summer so they'll pay you over the summer, even if you resign that's what happened with Shannon.
Speaker 3:She was in the same school district it's fucking weird however, knowing how terrible my current employer is, I have a feeling that they'd probably try to find a way to screw me out of that. But I would just be more happy that I don't ever have to deal with that place ever again.
Speaker 1:I mean, are they contractually obligated to do it?
Speaker 3:It's weird Like we're technically not under contract. It's more like I'm trying to remember the wording for it. It's like you do have to sign something going in, but it's not a contract, Was Shannon?
Speaker 1:under contract.
Speaker 3:Uh no, I don't believe, so I'm going to have to double check.
Speaker 1:Nice Coco.
Speaker 2:Hope you guys like that one when came out with some fucking force.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it did, but yeah.
Speaker 2:What is your main reason for leaving?
Speaker 3:Number one reason the kids are awful and the parents are even worse.
Speaker 2:I kind of get that I feel like parents suck.
Speaker 3:If you are a parent listening to this podcast and you are not Be better.
Speaker 4:Don't suck.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I was going to say if you're not part of your child's education, you are part of the problem. If you are too far into your own child's education, you are still part of the problem. Like you need to find a balance of being a responsible adult to this child but at the same time you also need to be the one that also helps teach them, because it's not the school's responsibility to teach your child how not to be a piece of shit, because they think they can get away with literal murder and it's entirely because of what happens at home. I have a young man that I have written up several times for racist remarks. This little white boy refuses to stop calling people of other ethnicities certain names and the only thing that got him.
Speaker 6:I've heard it once before and the worst he got was like lunch detention for it.
Speaker 3:But he got into a fist fight with another kid and he's out for 10 days now. What about the other kid? The other kid also got 10 days does that school have zero tolerance?
Speaker 2:it's supposed to zero tolerance is the dumbest policy ever. All zero tolerance encourages is more violence back, because what I've seen is people will get punched and they'll just be defending themselves like this and just getting beat the shit out of, and they'll still get expelled because of zero tolerance. So then what does that teach them? Well, if I'm gonna get suspended anyway, I might as well make it fucking worth it yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3:It's just I'm tired of the politics that are involved in the world of education. Most of them, but a lot of them, is really just there to make my job harder like.
Speaker 2:I feel like if I have kids, there's going to be public school by the time they're ready to go to school.
Speaker 3:It's really not because, let's be honest, teachers are dropping out at an alarming rate. It's to the point that even other countries have like offered assistance to be like hey, do you want us to help reformat your education? No, to help reformat your education?
Speaker 6:nope, but of course being too proud for parents.
Speaker 4:Dude, it takes a half hour to find out who your child's teachers are. Send an email and say if my kid is acting up in class, please let me know immediately, because I will handle that situation.
Speaker 4:Parents are too fucking stupid nowadays too well, yeah, that's the thing is they're fucking dumb. You know why? Because all the kids in middle school are coming from fucking from children becoming parents. Yeah, they're coming from children who don't don't even know how to be an adult. I didn't know how to be an adult. I was in my fucking mid to late 20s. I still don't know how to be an adult. Right, I can do laundry and make sure like shit's done and like I pay my bills, like I feel like that's adulting. But yeah, I still don't have it all fucking down and I don't think anybody I've ever met in my fucking life did. But yeah, just try to be decent and help these fucking people out. Send a goddamn email. It takes one email to be like absolutely what's your cell phone number and I can text you. Or if this email is a good contact for you, I will definitely email you if your child is being a dick so you hear that parents?
Speaker 2:if you have kids and you don't discipline them, you're the problem. Absolutely anybody listening to this podcast probably is the problem.
Speaker 4:Bring spanking back, and I don't mean like you spank your kid every day. It shouldn't take that. I got spanked once and it was hard enough that I never had to be spanked same actually one time, one time, and I never wanted to fuck with that again you don't even need to spank them.
Speaker 2:At this point I feel like they're not doing any discipline like fucking. Lock him in the fucking closet for fucking.
Speaker 3:Oh no, we're gonna take away your iPad.
Speaker 4:A time out in the corner is better than a closet Ko you don't have to lock them in a closet.
Speaker 1:I mean, oh, closets are a little too far.
Speaker 4:At that point you could hold the back of their head and you can hold them in a corner for fucking ten minutes and you're not gonna do anything fair you're gonna fucking. I'm gonna put them in the closet, though, yeah, you and you can talk shit to them the whole time. Do you know why you're here and they talk shit to you? No, no, that's wrong. Do you? Do you understand why, why we're doing this? I don't want to do that. I love you you know if I had.
Speaker 2:If I had a child, I'd rather be watching tv right now rather than holding your fucking head.
Speaker 4:I Now, I want to be here and I don't want you to be here, but these things aren't happening.
Speaker 3:I also think social media is another thing that's kind of brain rotted. The current middle school generation, probably younger too, especially these gen alphas that have been hearing absolute horror stories about, because their role models are these pieces of shit on the internet. You know, current company excluded, but they're the people that are going out in public. People don't model. They see this and they think I can do that too because there's no consequences. And asking my and they think I can do that too because there's no consequences. And asking my current students, seventh graders. For those listening and kind of forgot what grade I teach.
Speaker 3:But towards the beginning of the year I had a little like oh, I want to get to know you. So like, what do you want to be when you're like an adult, adult? And so many of them were like something to do with social media, and I think the one thing that they don't understand is a you gotta have some kind of personality. A lot of these little bucks don't? Uh.
Speaker 3:The second thing that they need is some way to pay for all this stuff. You think you're just given this shit and then you can start making youtube videos. The third thing they don't understand is how much marketing it goes into selling yourself. Essentially, you have to become your own pimp and you are your own whore and you have to get yourself out there, and I don't think they understand shit that goes into that like it's almost to the point that I want, like miles and sainted because they're both, you know, uh, youtube partnered to create a little like snippet, to be like hey guys, just so you know, we're YouTube partnered.
Speaker 3:Even though we're making money on YouTube, holy shit, we still have to work nine to five jobs and we have to do this shit on top of it and we're promoting ourselves, we're making this content. We don't have a team to do this for ourselves. Unless you are making fucking bank, you're not going to have a team either. So have fun doing this yourself. I don't think kids get that. They are so disillusioned by everything and I wish parents could just shake that out of their head, because I'm not allowed to when you put that letter of recommendation in, you can you mean resignation?
Speaker 2:yeah, that's what I meant to say.
Speaker 4:Sorry, I had another thing on my mind for the joke for the first thing you said, because I knew it was wrong no, uh, it's because I have.
Speaker 2:I had another thing on my mind that I probably shouldn't say on the record.
Speaker 1:It was involved around the police and white people I would agree that kids nowadays seem to be fucking up a little bit. But I'm not going to pretend I know how to raise a generation at all, because I'm not a parent either. Like I don't know what it's like.
Speaker 3:I don't think most people, when they have their first kid, really know what the hell's going on. You can read as many parenting books as you want, you can listen to the advice of like parents and grandparents and grandparents, but at the end of the day that is a human being that you created, you are in charge of and you kind of have to figure it out as much as they need to figure out what life is at that point I also feel like he's getting at the point of the parents that just defend their kids even though they're wrong.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because, uh, I for one am not going to defend my kid if you're an original parent.
Speaker 3:You can't apply logic to an illogical person because you will drive yourself fucking crazy there are days, I know I've had conversations with my stepdad there are days where I've genuinely felt like a student could murder me just because they were bored, and worst what would happen is they would just be taken down to the office. Be told now don't kill your teachers again. Be given fucking Oreos and Honey Nut Cheerios, because they always come back to class after you send them down to the office and then they act like nothing happened. So they would sit in the classroom with my dead, rotting corpse on the floor and then just get away scot-free. That's kind of how I view public education right now holy shit that's fucked at, like you're on to something.
Speaker 4:It's just.
Speaker 3:I mean, there are teachers in the world that fucking have went to their administration and said, hey, this kid, this kid has a gun multiple times and then got shot by said student and I know that student's mom has been convicted for that and is serving time for her child, and that same teacher is now turning around and suing her administration, which, thank god she is she needs to well, thank god she's alive.
Speaker 4:Yeah, a hundred percent. I mean, that's the bottom. It's fucking, it's shit. So ridiculous now. It's crazy, dude. Why would you want to have kids right now? Why would you want to bring a fucking innocent child into this fucked up dog shit that we have right now?
Speaker 2:Murky's child's gonna be off balance.
Speaker 4:I'm always off balance. Have you seen my ass?
Speaker 2:Oh wait. No, If you have a daughter, she might actually be counterbalanced.
Speaker 4:I'd be so mad, so pissed off if it had, if the thing that sucks is you wouldn't know, for many years.
Speaker 2:You wouldn't know for many years that it's a problem until it happens.
Speaker 4:Until and like one day you're just gonna look and be like dusty's ass it happened I would be so fucking mad and I would be like straight up uh, it wasn't luke, luke bryant. Fuck, I forget the song. Like cleanest gun fuck, it's an old cut like early 2000 country song. Like dad's sitting on a rock chair cleaning like shotguns on the porch when the boyfriend shows up sounds like every country song yeah, basically, and then my dog died right yeah, the modern day country song is my truck drove away without me.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the modern day version of that Xeno is the truck just drove off. No, it didn't get repoed, it just drove off on its own. It's the. It didn't get repoted, it just drove off on its own. It's the Cybertruck.
Speaker 3:Elon Musk took my truck from me.
Speaker 2:Oh, speaking of Elon Musk, did you hear that there's a new way that you can attack people on Twitter?
Speaker 3:Oh my god, what now?
Speaker 2:So you know how they made it, so that it replaces all links that are twittercom to Xcom.
Speaker 3:Yes, I do remember us talking about that.
Speaker 2:I'm very smart about that. So you could post a link to NetflixTwittercom and the link gets replaced with Netflix, with an x at the end dot com like you could get you could get rid of, like the, the net, the x on netflix, and it replaces that letter with the x. Unfortunately, the actual link under the covers is netflix, uh, twittercom and it, and it goes to that site and it could look like Netflix and you log in thinking it's Netflix, but it's actually not yeah so yeah, seems like a niche oh, coco.
Speaker 3:By the way, the game that you were thinking of was we were here.
Speaker 2:That series yeah, that one looked pretty cool. Well, I don't have anything else to say. Does anybody else have anything else to say? I know Zeno's itching to go fucking do a raid because he's a slut bag you're gonna be awake for it, boy.
Speaker 3:I don't know, we'll see if you're a parent please just make sure you are actually trying your best, because if you're actually worried about trying your best, you're at least doing something right. Because I feel like people who think they have it in the bag and are just very hands off. Their kids don't have it and you are becoming part of the problem. But for everybody else, you know what? Keep doing your best. It's probably not hard. I'm sorry, let me try that again. It's probably extremely hard to be a parent, but it's not very hard to just try your best and make sure that your kid has the best possible outcome, because you're not going to always be there to protect them, but you can at least be there to put them in the right direction. Also, zeno's a slut.
Speaker 2:Yep, he is a slut. Anybody else?
Speaker 4:Zeno is a huge dong. Welcome to the most. Welcome to the fucking, pretty serious episode of ADHD After Dark. Find it wherever your fucking podcasts are. Like subscribe, get in here, daddy, make you feel good. Like, subscribe, get in here, daddy, make you feel good.
Speaker 2:Okay, goodbye, shut up, mer, Goodbye.
