ADHD After Dark
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ADHD After Dark
S3 E11: Smol PP Problems
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Ever had one of those days where nothing goes to plan? That's pretty much how this episode kicks off, with Chris Pratt stirring the pot in the animated world as the new voice of Garfield. We crack open the discussion with our thoughts on his foray into iconic character roles and dive into the mixed bag of emotions that movie trailers can evoke. Then, switching gears, we give a shout-out to gaming enthusiasts with the release of "Another Crab's Treasure" and its soul-testing gameplay. But hold onto your joysticks, because the real entertainment begins when our pal Murkey enters the scene—or rather, his voicemail does. We navigate the moral labyrinth of sharing those voice nuggets without spilling too much tea.
Our weekend escapades are up next, and let's just say they involve everything from an anti-climactic OnlyFans debut to a dramatic dance with potential dairy disaster. There's also a sentimental farewell that tugs at the heartstrings, proving our lives are as unpredictable as a game of Mario Kart. And for those who get a thrill from DIY dangers, you'll get a kick out of my shocking (pun intended) foray into electrical work. We even tackle the less discussed yet equally perplexing issue of underwear lint, because let's face it, nobody warns you about these things in life.
Wrapping up, we go full throttle on a variety of topics, from the perils of chafing to the curiosities of animal biology, with a respectful nod to the furry fandom. We fumble through some awkward humor, including a Grindr goof that's too good not to share. But it's not all fun and games—we also wade into the murky waters of government policies, societal concerns, and the sigh of relief heard 'round the gaming world as the FCC takes a stand against intrusive regulations. So, join us for an episode that's a veritable rollercoaster of emotions, information, and the kind of belly laughs that might just make you snort your coffee.
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this is fucking chris pratt as garfield.
Speaker 2Is he garfield now?
Speaker 1yeah, he's gonna be garfield now my fucking christ you haven't seen any of the trailers. They're like samuel jackson is garfield's dad. Oh like, not, not john arbuckle, but garfield's cat.
Speaker 2first off, I don't get to see any ads for anything unless it's on TikTok. So because I pay for YouTube premium to skip all the ads, I didn't see it as an ad, it was more. A student came up to me and was like OK, well, you still have people who you still have contact with people who have boomer, like parents who still watch cable TV.
Speaker 1So they showed it to me and I'm like, oh dear god, like chris pratt's not even trying, kind of like mario, he's not even trying to have there because of the name he is and he's like hey, it's me garfield. Oh, I hate mondays. Look at me, I'm eating the fucking lasagna. I'm eating the lasagna and it's like him going out on this grand adventure with Samuel L Jackson the cat.
Speaker 2I feel like.
Speaker 1Samuel.
Speaker 3L.
Speaker 2Jackson, as Garfield would have been way better that would have at least been entertaining that would have been pretty funny.
Speaker 1I think Bill Murray did a decent job as Gar't. Why don't?
Speaker 4they try to hire ryan ryan reynolds for this shit like because, he was pikachu so I wouldn't put ryan reynolds as garfield anybody better than chris pratt anybody truly could have been better than chris pratt. It's like I feel like they're just telling ch Pratt like hey, just sound like Chris Pratt. So he's probably not trying because they're telling him not to try, because they're just like yeah, we just want Chris Pratt.
Speaker 2Well, it looks bad on A Chris Pratt and B the movie in general. Fucking hate it. I mean it's not like Garfield.
Speaker 1Even with Nintendo, with Mario, he was probably just regular reading his lines out loud for some practice. And then some execs from Nintendo came up and were like, oh, that's perfect. Yes, that's what we need, and he's like okay.
Speaker 2Sweet.
Speaker 4I'm trying to seduce him.
Speaker 2I'm farting. It smells terrible it smells awful. What are you playing right now, zeno? I see you. Is it Destiny?
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, of course, of course I want to play that new game that just came out, I think today Another Crab's Treasure, oh, it's called what? Another Crab's Treasure. It's like a Souls souls like game where you're wandering this new, unknown area to you and your character. But you are this little hermit crab and you're just trying to get your shell back that got stolen from you. So you have to, like, search the ocean to get it back, but of course, all the enemies just want to kill you and take your stuff.
Speaker 2Ah, got it.
Speaker 4Because you're a sweet, succulent cow.
Speaker 2They want to suck your crab meat out. I'd want to suck your crab meat out, hey yo. Should we call Murky?
Speaker 1I sent him a text and I said podcast with a question mark, but he hasn't responded.
Speaker 2We're going to call Mr Murky. Does his voicemail just say his number, the question mark, but uh, he hasn't responded. We're gonna call he's dead. Mr murk, hope does. Does his voicemail just say his number? I don't, uh yes, yes, his does this, does okay I will get really quick on the mute if it goes to voicemail.
Speaker 1Murky, you're leaving in let, let, let strangers call him oh hey, is this awful, is this?
Speaker 2him from the pod, he'd have to change his number.
Speaker 4Oh yeah 100% Dude.
Speaker 2This is how we get popular though.
Speaker 4The sacrifice of Murky's phone number.
Speaker 2And personal privacy.
Speaker 4Oh no, don't do that to Murky.
Speaker 2My hand's on the mute button. Okay, where the fuck are you? I'm fucking not even home, dude, do it without me. You got anything to say to our listeners? I forgot.
Speaker 4I haven't seen you motherfuckers in like three weeks bitches. Tell me you didn't bring the cards either.
Speaker 2You didn't bring the cards. You gotta give the cards to Zeno.
Speaker 1Fuck my mouth.
Speaker 2Well, have fun with whatever you're doing. That's not the scheduled podcast. Oh, you're tanning.
Speaker 1He's tanning. He's missing out on the podcast.
Speaker 2Alright, Margie, we'll let you get back to tanning. Goodbye.
Speaker 4Thanks, bye.
Speaker 2he's going to florida this weekend, so oh yeah, he is I can't wait for him to listen to this podcast, knowing that he's got his phone number there or that we called him and then we were just discussing about just being like you know what, fuck it, let's just let his number go out on the air.
Speaker 4He's going to be so stressed. Yes, he is. He's going to be like did they call me twice? We're going to slow.
Speaker 2We should just slowly release his number all nine digits out of order, by just saying random numbers throughout the podcast.
Speaker 4Eight Seven.
Speaker 2I don't even know what I said was right. Um, that's the wrong number. Hang on, you know what? Let's. I won't tell anybody if what I said was right, but I know yeah, fair, you know, but nobody else knows.
Speaker 1Xeno knows. Yeah, xeno knows, maybe five other people know.
Speaker 2Xeno knows at least one number he said was right, we're awful. I mean, first off, this is what he gets for not having a personalized mailbox that doesn't say your fucking phone number.
Speaker 4For real. It takes two seconds to set that shit up.
Speaker 2Yeah, and I set mine up 11 years ago and haven't changed it since.
Speaker 4All you'd have to do is be like hey, this is the Merc Daddy.
Speaker 2I smoke a lot of weed. You remember the time when Farha called me and I didn't get his call and then the next time I picked up and he was mad at me because he wanted to have froggy listen to the voicemail. Did you hear about that zeno?
Speaker 1no, it was like.
Speaker 2It was like the time, so salty it was whenever we were down and me and e were down in myrtle beach. Um what 2021 right uh?
Speaker 1yeah, it was like just shortly after my divorce and, um, farha froggy had caught covid.
Phone Call Humor and Joysticks
Speaker 2So farha was essentially trying to call me and like trying to work around stuff, and we're like, well, I guess we're not gonna do the outdoor thing because we don't want to get covid and all that stuff. But like we were playing mini golf at the time, yep, and fucking Farha called me and I didn't, didn't hear it, didn't get the vibration and he called me, it went to voicemail. And he must have like.
Speaker 2my voicemail is something like hello humanoid or something like that, if you have something like that if you have, have, I forget like the exact words, but it's like if you want to leave me a message on my interpersonal communication device, there's something like that like. It's like super ridiculous imagine big bang theory level humor and that's it yeah, and farha must have laughed so hard, so he called me back immediately. And what does the person do when they normally get a phone call and they see that they've got a phone call you?
Speaker 2answer it you fucking answer the phone. I answer the phone and I go hello and farha goes. Why'd you answer? What do you mean? He's like well, you didn't answer the first time, so I figured you wouldn't answer the second time. I'm like what, what kind of bonehead logic is this? And he was like okay, hang up, I'm going to call you back, and then I want the voicemail, and then I'm going to call you back again after I get the voicemail. And I was like just talk to me now, dude.
Speaker 4And he's like shut up.
Speaker 2He was like okay, my dude, but cool, we can't talk now, and then you could just like call me back and I'd reject the call later, and not this whole loop-de-loop thing. Oh my god, farha's hilarious he's absolutely hilarious oh, that was like the funniest thing ever. I picked up the phone and somebody asked me like why'd you answer?
Speaker 3I didn't know what to say what do you mean?
Speaker 1don't get me wrong. I have those moments where I'm like having that like introvert panic moment of oh my god, don't pick up, don't pick up, don't pick up. Let me just like deliver a voicemail, like farha wasn't even doing that like why would you pick up? How dare you?
Speaker 2farha wasn't even doing that. He was like why'd you pick up? How dare you? Farhub wasn't even doing that. He was like why'd you pick up? I wanted to hear your voicemail again, Okay.
Speaker 1It's like sorry, bro, that you know you called me twice and I thought something major happened.
Speaker 2It actually wasn't major. That was the first one I got. I didn't feel the first one. And then I answered and I had no knowledge that he made the first call, knowledge that he made the first call, and so, like when he said, well, I called you once, so I just expected you not to answer, I wanted to hear the voicemail, I was like, alright, guess, I'm unreliable now don't pick up the phone one time. Fuck you, farah, piece of shit. I hope he's listening to this. Yeah, he's like our. You know one listener in addition to like what crazy and murky who listens to it 75 times.
Speaker 1Yeah, well, murky is listening to it, so we can possibly get ad revenue one day.
Speaker 4We still had 50 downloads last week, even though yeah, who the fuck?
Speaker 2Why the fuck you listen to this, you idiots.
Speaker 1Stupid.
Speaker 2I think people are here for your guys's sex appeal and my humor bro e last night xeno can attest to this I was trying to edit the outro that you fucking gave me and I was like you had no reason to be so funny and like all the bloopers and outtakes that happened. And I was just like what, why is he just hilarious? And I was dying of laughter trying to edit the outro for the joysticks thing, which I think it should be all rendered, I just need to upload it. But like, I was just like why are you so fucking funny? And you, you weren't trying to be, you were just fucking like, oh, you, you, you, you, you fucking. You messed up a line and you're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I can't fucking read a script. And I'm like why are you so fucking salty?
Speaker 4at yourself. I think Monty jumped up on the desk and you're like oh cat, but yep, yep.
Speaker 1Uh, it's just, you just react to what's happening around you and you just try to think quick about it.
Speaker 2You just laugh about it as it happens speaking of which, should we uh plug joysticks here? I don't know what we should do, yeah we can plug joysticks somebody who has has you know your frame rate and your lips were really weird there when you did the. Oh, my God, you see it it was like oh yeah, it was so weird.
Speaker 4I like it.
Speaker 1All right, try it one more time. One more time.
Speaker 2Let me see, yeah, it's weird, it's just like it's so fucking weird dude Like a goddamn strobe light on it.
Speaker 4I love it.
Speaker 2Anyway, joysticks.
Speaker 1All right, strobe light on it. I love it anyway. Joysticks all right. So, for those of you who may or may not know, we do have another podcast that is a little more toned down compared to this, but we're a lot more nerdy in that one.
Speaker 2Is joysticks becoming more of a brand now? I think so. Yeah, so this could technically be part of joysticks and, yes, in some fashion we absolutely could make this a part of the joysticks branding yeah. So if you want gmillie to accept, be sure to flood his twitter with we accept.
Speaker 1Just say we accept yeah, don't tell him anything else everybody here will know yeah, that's all we need so make sure you are going to xcom or twittercom and you want to specifically find the account at miles g170 gaming and just tell him we accept yep, just send a bunch of those and we'll tally them up and and if we get more than two, we'll probably become part of joysticks.
Speaker 2Yeah, and if we get more than two, we're going to laugh for every single one after two.
Speaker 4If he asks you what you mean, you just say yes, just be oblivious. Just say yes, just say where we're making like this.
Speaker 2We are making this secret fucking code for people that have watched our episode because they're gonna say we accept miles is gonna go what and then? And then their response is gonna be yes. We're like making like a secret agent code right now guys, miles is gonna be like.
Speaker 2I don't fucking know what's happening and then miles is gonna mess up, message us and be like what'd you idiots do? What's going on? And we'll just be like, yeah, like who's behind this? And then all of us will just say, yes, uh, we love, we love miles.
Funny Stories and Mishaps
Speaker 4Uh, he's a good guy I can't wait for this episode to air now.
Speaker 2Well, it air. It airs in a couple hours.
Speaker 4Like, yeah, like soon.
Speaker 2Yeah, as soon as I, as soon as we're done recording, I go ahead and upload it. So, however long it takes for the computer to decide I'm going to fucking. If we upload those nuts, we're going to get approved for fucking. Onlyfans, dude.
Speaker 1Finally. Well, I mean we have been approved for OnlyFans. We just don't have any followers or subscribers. You mean fans?
Speaker 2fansly fansly.
Speaker 4That's what I meant yeah, we haven't really done a very good job promoting it. No, we've done a shit job.
Speaker 2I feel like you have to do a lot of work to get stuff like that to go off, but it's just a funny place to upload stuff, yeah I just I really don't feel like putting all the work into it. It's literally there because of a joke.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 1It hasn't gone any further than it was a joke.
Speaker 3Not a joke.
Speaker 2Look, if there was all of a sudden an influx of people and they demanded a dick pic and we made like $1,000 in a month, I'll fucking be like, alright, buy it.
Speaker 1Yeah, you know, at that point he would become. He would be like all right, bye. Yeah, you know, I, at that point, I he would become he would be like not a teacher anymore.
Speaker 2I'm running the fans, lee look at my fucking.
Speaker 1Look at my bear chest look at everything about me, give me the money, give me the biddies the sad, the sad thing is I'll give you my biddies, hey, hey yo, you guys want to hear something stupid that I did over the weekend that I have been saving just for this podcast for your guys reactions.
Speaker 4I have something stupid as well.
Speaker 1You go first though you know what I'll go last, because I feel like mine's a little more embarrassing. Yeah, I definitely almost killed myself. Oh, because I feel like mine's a little more embarrassing.
Speaker 2Yeah, I definitely almost killed myself.
Speaker 1Oh Okay, I didn't though. Mine was just embarrassing, so maybe I will start with mine.
Speaker 2Mine's very simple, but I definitely almost killed myself.
Speaker 1Oh fucking yikes, baby girl. All right. So over the weekend, uh, I took shannon back to her parents place because a childhood cat that she took in uh nearing the end of her poor life due to certain health conditions and her parents decided to do the humane thing because she really wasn't eating anymore was to put her down. And I took Shannon up so she could get some last lovings in and say her goodbyes and be in the room as uh the cat's final moments were happening. So it was the night before the uh cat was going to have all that stuff happen to her and we had carnitas that night where I put this uh kind of I don't know how to put it like this chili lime kind of powder.
Speaker 1I forget what it's called Tahito, something like that. I forget its name, but it's delicious.
Speaker 1Sounds pretty Spanish and I keep forgetting that.
Speaker 1In my 30s my body doesn't like me anymore and I get things called heartburn and acid reflex. So I wake up in the middle of the night because I'm having acid reflex and when I used to get it a lot as a kid, I don't get as much anymore as an adult. But my immediate instinct is I need to go get like a swig of milk to help cool the burn and then take like an antacid or something. So that's kind of what my body did is. I kind of got up and I went into the kitchen and I'm like half awake at this point, so I opened up the fridge. And I'm like half awake at this point. So I open up the fridge and there is a milk jug in there, oh no, and I just like grab like a cup and I pour into the cup and as I was prepared to take a swig, this thick, thick glob like crawls into my mouth and I just start gagging I'm trying not to puke right now and I just remember it was the sourest thing I've ever put in my mouth.
Speaker 1It tasted more sour than an airhead and I spit it back into the cup and I'm just gagging, making these noises, and I'm horrified that I'm going to wake people up, so I'm like holding my mouth going god so I run into the bathroom and they have mouthwash and I just like slam it back and just shake my head vigorously and spit it out, and I do that like 20 times until I can't taste that flavor anymore. And then I finally take an antacid. And while I'm waiting for that to kick in, I go back to the kitchen and I just see this putrid slime of spoiled milk and I take a look at the expiration date and that milk had been in that fridge for like half a year at that point.
Speaker 2Oh, gross dude. I'm trying not to throw up right now. That is disgusting. So I didn't tell anyone hang on, hang on, hang on hang on, we need to rewind a bit. You poured that shit in a glass.
Speaker 1I thought I poured it out, but it really just kind of like oozed out could you not smell it? Not when I was doing it in kind of a hurry to get rid of the burn.
Speaker 2Bro, I feel like something that was spoiled, that bad I was in my mouth something that was spoiled, that bad like as soon as you bring it up to drink it like it's gonna be like smelling salts and fucking your nose just goes.
Speaker 3Ah, it wasn't like the back of my throat, did I have?
Speaker 4that noise for us again I have a hat.
Speaker 2I actually have a habit because I I've drank not that spoiled of milk before but like I have had the experience where I have had spoiled milk and it doesn't taste great. So I've gotten, I've gotten into the habit of like sniffing milk before I take that first swig, because if it's like just on edge, I'm like, no, no, I'm good. It actually kind of like brought me up like kind of weird with like the fair life milk, because you know, kind of weird with like the Fairlife milk. Because you know, I did the same thing with that. I thought it was regular milk and I went to go take a drink, took a sniff and it was like holy fuck, this is rotten. Apparently they pasteurize it at a higher temperature which makes it smell rotten, but it's still good and I just could not get over drinking that. But yeah, fun fact, but yeah. So E, what did we learn?
Speaker 1That. But yeah, fun fact, but yeah uh. So e what did we learn? Uh that, even if I'm kind of in a hurry and halfway to make sure I check expiration and then boomers, fun, fun fact you probably could have still.
Speaker 2You probably can still just get away with only doing the antacid or pepto-bismol or like. Usually what I do when I get antacid is I just take like a couple of tums and like that just does, that just is enough to get everything out of the throat and like on its way down, it just does its job and it was just kind of a.
Speaker 1My brain was like this is what we do, so I don't know. I just was following stupidity of my instincts you Zeno, what'd you do?
Speaker 4this weekend. That was stupid. I didn't do anything. That was stupid actually.
Speaker 2Oh well, you're stupid.
Speaker 4I don't think I did anyways, what did I do this weekend?
Speaker 2Did you stay inside and play Shadowverse all weekend?
Speaker 4No, I had a busy weekend. What did I do? I went to the concert.
Speaker 3Oh, you went to the concert, right? That murky bitch down on it.
Speaker 4Yes, what a bitch.
Speaker 1It was too cold.
Speaker 2Mr, I go ice fishing. It was too cold to go outside.
Speaker 4It was pretty fucking cold.
Speaker 2I don't care. This motherfucker goes ice fishing.
Speaker 4I went to the gift shop after the opening band and bought a South Bend Cubs hoodie because it was that fucking. Went to the gift shop after the opening van and bought a South Bend Cubs hoodie because it was that fucking cold. I don't live in South Bend.
Speaker 2Well, here's the dumb thing I did. I was trying to put up a camera in the garage.
Speaker 1Any guesses, before I go any further than that, your neighbors didn't know who you were and were about ready to shoot you with the rifle.
Speaker 4Actually no, we did not turn the power off and you almost electrocuted yourself.
Electrical Work and Underwear Lint
Speaker 2Well, kind of right, oh OK, I had put the camera in. Like the way, the way my garage works is like the upper area has like this electrical conduit that's outside of the wall and my stud finder just said the entire wall was electric because of that wire being outside and going to like a heater element. So I kind of was like well, I can't trust exactly where there's no electrical at right, so I'm just gonna have to take a gamble and drill a hole into the drywall and hope for the best. Well, I drilled a hole in the drywall and, you know, nothing happened. So I was like cool, I'm good. So then I put in the wall studs and drilled in one side and everything was fine. And I just kind of go in and drill the other side and fucking lights went out. And then I was kind of go in and drill the other side and fucking lights went out oh no, and then and then I was like that's not good.
Speaker 2I sense I fucked up here.
Speaker 2But, yeah it was it was a good like I. I had that reaction where I'm just like looking at it, I'm like in the dark, cause it's like in the middle of the night at this point it's pitch black and I'm like motherfucker. Didn't even occur to me that like I tripped the breaker and pretty much just almost had straight fucking 20 amps of electricity going through my body to ground right, um, cause that was what the breaker was rated for, so 20 amps would have had to at least go to trip it um and uh, I'm glad you're still with us and uh.
Speaker 2So then I went downstairs. The breaker didn't look like it was off, so then I was really freaked out, but it I guess it tripped, but was still on in the on position uh so we turned that bitch off and uh, then I just left it and then I couldn't find an electrician to come fix it, like the only electrician near me.
Speaker 2I'm not even gonna say it because it'll give it away, but like half of the reviews are five star, like this is the best company ever, and the other half are one star reviews, saying this is a goddamn scam, don't go here. And I'm like, okay, it's probably a scam. And then I went to like the closest google map street view that I could look for it and, interesting enough, that entire road is blurred out and I'm like, oh, this is definitely a scam area because they won't even let you look down the road from the main road. Interesting, um. So Edgaz talked to somebody at our work and somebody was like, oh yeah, when I did that, I just flipped the breaker back on and it worked. So I took the screw out of the wall and turned the breaker on and, lo and behold, there's still power. Uh, so, uh, we're gonna have to cut the fucking wall open tomorrow and apparently the solution is to pair the wiring. Wrap it with electrical tape. Is the solution yeah, absolutely, yeah.
Speaker 2Um, that's all you have to do, and luckily it's in the garage, so all I'm really gonna do is cut out a piece of the drywall and then screw it back into the stud right and then not really care how it looks right, um, you could patch it pretty.
Speaker 2I mean I'm just gonna put yeah I'm just gonna yeah, I'm not like painting or anything, what I'm gonna do is just take out the thing, then fix the wire, screw it back into the stud and then fucking plaster the outside of it I can't wait to see this tomorrow or Saturday. Dude. It is like and I'm pretty sure I'm going to open up this wall and I'm going to be like wow, I had a one in like fucking million shot of just dead centering this wire and fucking.
Speaker 4You probably just barely nicked it, or something.
Speaker 2I think I had to go through hot and neutral for it to not have electrocuted me and for it to trip the breaker like that, like I think I had to have connected hot and neutral with the screw, Because the only. Fucking scary dude, Because the only other path for it to have gone was through me, through the ladder to the ground, to trip the breaker. That was the only other path for it to have happened like that right.
Speaker 4Maybe, maybe Satan saved you.
Speaker 2Satan did not save me.
Speaker 4How do you know?
Speaker 1I mean Satan wants him down there.
Speaker 5You know how many times I stick my hand up his ass in a podcast. I definitely want him down here to fondle his balls.
Speaker 4Oh, thanks for that, Satan. Why do you want to fondle his balls? What exactly is that about? Because it tickles a lot and he hates that.
Speaker 1Ah, you know, I hate it when my partner tickles my balls.
Speaker 4I don't prefer my balls to be tickled either.
Speaker 1It is a no tickle zone. However, that doesn't stop her.
Speaker 2Jesus Christ, gucci, gucci, goo, dude. You guys, this is a weird fucking subject, but have you ever gotten, like you know how like some clothes like um, you get lint off of them and it like sticks to your body and stuff like that? Like some clothes can like get those? What are they called? Those little balls of fabric and shit that like kind of just come off? I don't remember what it's called, but no, no, there's like a special word. You have like the lint thing that like goes across and cuts them. You know what I'm?
Speaker 2talking about the pilling yeah, I know what you're talking about. So I have me undies and some of them actually like that. Like the internals of they're like very comfortable, but like they they are definitely meant to be replaced more often than normal underwear. Like they're very comfy, but it's like they have a usage period of like a lot less than other underwear.
Speaker 4Like they fall apart a little bit um, and there are times when you're ripping toxic asshole.
Speaker 2Yeah, but yeah yeah, yeah, I mean, it's like. It's like a protection layer it dissolves away to make sure everybody else stays safe.
Speaker 5But no, like there'll be sometimes, like I'll get like a new one of these, or like and stuff like layer dissolves away, to make sure everybody else stays safe.
Speaker 2But no, like there'll be sometimes like I'll get like a new one of these or like and stuff like that. And you know, last night I took a shower and put on like a fairly new set it's only with like the newer ones, like the older they get, like the less material or is to fall apart. And I fucking put one on last night after shower and I and I went to the bathroom just before stream today and the underside of my fucking dickhead has just fucking underwear lint just stuck in it of like what, what do you guys have you guys ever had that? Like? You just get fucking lint from your underwear stuck in your dickhead and you're like what is this?
Speaker 2I literally never, never had that happen no dude, these under this underwear is ridiculous. Like they're like I'll. I fucking showered with it one time and my ass, why no? No, after it, after I used it, after after I used sorry, I gotta have my brain went too fast for my mouth, um understand, and you know I use the fucking wand to like spray out, like the fucking ass crack area To make sure I get nice and clean in there.
Speaker 4I was blowing fucking you don't do that.
Speaker 2You must not have a hairy ass.
Speaker 1I don't know you put on my massage shedding. Sometimes you just put it back there Just to make sure you get out things.
Speaker 2It's like a fucking bidet. To make sure you get it out, I'm literally blasting. You have had to have had belly button lint before.
Speaker 1Yeah, absolutely, I was going to say if you said no, If you said no, I was going to have some issues.
Speaker 2Dude, like this underwear. I was blowing out fucking belly button lint, kind of like chunks of the underwear out and I'm like, well, those aren't pieces of poop, because it's fucking like neon pink and if it is pieces of poop I think that's my intestines and I should go to the hospital and it's.
Speaker 2It's so weird. It's like this is the only underwear I mean. It's super comfortable, it doesn't feel like it's happening, but like it's. It just feels like you're disgusting and it's like you go there, you go to the bathroom and it's like, well, I'm pulling fucking Dryer lint off my dick from my underwear and blasting it out of my Asshole, but I took a shower yesterday, so Not like it's fucking because I'm not Showering Dude. It's fucking weird, but you gotta understand what I'm Talking about. Like it's kind of like belly button lint, but like your dick and and that's why I make sure that I definitely clean very, very heavily underneath the head so that Gaz doesn't have to breathe down some belly button lint in my dick.
Speaker 1I mean, if you're circumcised, then you don't have to worry about the smegma on top of that.
Speaker 2Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 4Why are you so awkward about that? Yeah for sure, yeah for sure.
Speaker 1Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2Coke, are you not circumcised? I don't know Probably. What do you mean? You don't know what. Oh, I mean I probably am. My parents are Christian, so I probably am.
Speaker 4That's true. Yeah, that's very high likely.
Speaker 2I definitely can see the head of my dick more than some of the people I've seen in porn videos. So I'm probably circumcised, so you're probably circumcised, but there's still enough of that like little extra skin for stuff to get trapped under it. You know what I mean, like when it's nice and soft and hiding in its little fucking nest. Yeah, yeah, one is like a turtle dude. That's the worst you ever like sit down in like a car and it just kind of goes too far in and it's like super uncomfortable because it's like retracted so much and then you're sitting there trying to like pull, pull your dick, shut up, zeno, you fucking this is just proof that you don't understand short dick problems.
Speaker 2Like you're sitting in the car and like you get you get into a position and then your dick just goes and it's just like, oh, it's so uncomfortable. And then you're just like the car and like you get you get into a position and then your dick just goes and it's just like, oh, it's so uncomfortable. And then you're just like sitting there awkwardly trying to rearrange yourself. There have been times that I've tried to make a boner happen so I could get my dick to pop out of its uncomfortable position and E do you know what I'm?
Speaker 2talking about yeah bro this is kind of-.
Speaker 1So like I'd be sitting there driving especially long like car rides and I'll like try to like do that man.
Speaker 2Stance Dude the worst In, like the driver's seat, but I can't, so I have to like-. Dude, sometimes you could be walking down in the mall and then your dick's like not today out of your fucking, inside of your body, trying to make it more comfortable because it's just fucking went and hid and it's not supposed to do that. Now we know for sure that xeno has a huge dick because this sounds like a small dick problem like I didn't realize how tough it was it's hard out here for small dicks people.
Speaker 1Okay, we got to get women with personality, yeah.
Speaker 2There's like a threshold at which, like, once it passes it, like the dick is, like the skin that's left is just like sucks over and it tries to act like foreskin, but it's not big enough, so it's super fucking uncomfortable. Oh fuck, you've never. I'm ups. I'm so upset now that you have a huge dick because you've never experienced that is like the most awkward. It's not painful, it's just you ever have an itch the way I describe it. I describe it as you ever have an itch at the bottom of your foot that you're driving with and you can't really scratch it. Yeah, yeah that it's like that, but instead of fixing it by taking off your shoe and scratching it, you have to fucking pull your dick out from your stomach.
Speaker 4That is rough. Why does your?
Speaker 1why it just does. Ok, it just does, I don't even know how to explain it.
Speaker 2It's just like, all of a sudden, it's like the. It must just be a thing. That happens when you get older, too, and your skin is more fucking less, uh, less stretchy. So, uh, I didn't have this problem until I turned like fucking 28 or so. So people who have a short dick, you're under 28. This is another thing to look forward to when you get older your dick disappearing inside of your body and it being very uncomfortable like I've definitely gotten like, like it gets smaller when it's cold, but like never like it's not like it's getting smaller, it's like right now it's like, it's like there's like a specific, specific position where, like you know how, like there's some dick still inside of you.
Speaker 2It's like it gets to a position where, like the, the skin gets right to, like where it's not being held back anymore, and then there's like an elastic effect that just sucks it up and it's not like it's a cold effect, dude yeah, I'm so perplexed by this I'm gonna have at this point, at this point, xeno, I'm gonna have to fucking make a video of how this works to show, to like educate you yeah, I straight up.
Speaker 4I've never experienced this in my life.
Uncomfortable Dick Chafing and Furry Memes
Speaker 2It's because your dick is too long to ever get past that threshold. It like it like, definitely like if I if I do this, it's hard to see on camera, but like if I do this and stick my butt out like it's it's kind of stuck there and hang on, let me pull it back out. It went inside a little bit, oh my god. And then I'm like this all came from the foreskin topic and I'm like man foreskin must be very uncomfortable, but then again, I haven't lived a life with foreskin because you know, jesus, oh, this is an episode of ADHD. After Dark, fucking Murky missed a juicy one. Yes, he did. Should we call Murky up and ask him if his dick disappeared inside?
Speaker 1of his body. Let's do it.
Speaker 2Let's do it yeah yeah, yeah, call him right now. He knows we're on the podcast this time.
Speaker 4He's going to be like yeah, what are you talking about?
Speaker 2Dude, what do you mean? Dude, he's's gonna be like what do you mean?
Speaker 4I hope he's at a place where he can talk.
Speaker 2Fucking Zeno doesn't do that yeah, let's get him on the phone like fucking phone a friend.
Speaker 4I got him on the edge.
Speaker 2Answer the fucking phone we'll get an answer from him next episode if he doesn't answer it.
Speaker 1He's gonna be a bitch to not answer.
Speaker 4What a bitch.
Speaker 1What a bitch. Huh, huh, huh.
Speaker 3Huh. Please leave Ah.
Speaker 2I was really fucking quick on that, by the way. Oh dude, oh dude, he's gonna be. He's gonna be like yeah, what do you mean? It happens all the time. And Zeno's gonna be like.
Speaker 3No.
Speaker 2You ever see like those you ever see, like those TikToks, where it's like what boys do in the shower and what girls do in the shower, like and they mentioned like the little things, like how women all like apparently wash their hair facing away from it and men just like face into the shower and wash their hair, like apparently like a difference, but like shit, like that we're going to have, like this fucking small dick versus large dick, like things that you've never noticed about your dick, small dick versus large dick like things that you've never noticed about your dick with, uh, the shower thing.
Speaker 4Like when I had long hair, like really long hair, it was like down to my nips um, I would face away from the shower, but now, like I face the shower generally, I never really realized I was doing it, but definitely understand that I don't know how to transition from talking about fucking dick, fucking turtle dick dude.
Speaker 2It literally is bro shit's fucking hilarious. I can't believe the I'm offended as a small dick person that you've never experienced this.
Speaker 1I'm a little fucking upset.
Speaker 2I hope one day you know that you just wake up.
Speaker 1this I'm a little fucking upset, you know. I hope one day that you just wake up and you're just like what is this unusual feeling? This is not comfortable and it just happens to you.
Speaker 2For him it's going to be when he's like 50.
Speaker 4You know how thicker girls you're wearing shorter shorts. Their thighs chaff. You ever had your dick chaff against your leg?
Speaker 2Yeah chafe no that's what I get instead of that, apparently, then yeah, but what happens for me is it just chafes on the inside of the fucking foreskin, because it just because what it's doing the whole time you're walking is it's here's the extra skin and here's it trying to poke out as you're walking is here's the extra skin and here's it trying to poke out as you're walking, and it's just doing that. It's kind of fucking yourself, yeah, but it's very uncomfortable.
Speaker 4I get dick chafed out of it.
Speaker 2Jesus Christ, xeno's dick is so long that it just gets dick chafed.
Speaker 4Do me like that.
Speaker 1The absolute burden you must carry on your shoulders.
Speaker 2It's in his pants, not his shoulders. Get with the picture Fair.
Speaker 4Well, I have to swing it over my shoulder to carry it around.
Speaker 2Must be nice.
Speaker 1Does your dick hang low? Does it swallow to and throw? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?
Speaker 2Your dick would have to be huge to be able to tie it into a knot.
Speaker 4Yeah, my dick's not that big.
Speaker 1Or you're just a furry, explain. So this is something that I learned being friends with a furry, because I have decided to be more friendly towards them because most of them are artistic correct so you're not against autistic people.
Speaker 3Correct, good, correct so it's less of a hate crime so.
Speaker 1Jesus Christ uh, I have learned that nodding was a term because, uh, I knew where this was going. I don't know if you guys remember him much because he hasn't streamed in a little while vince. Yeah, uh, snap bionics yeah, I remember so somebody in his server posted a furry meme because I'm like one of two or three people in that server that is not a furry and they just kind of have me around to be the funny guy because let's be honest furries aren't funny, shut your mouth are you?
Speaker 2offended, coco. I'm offended that you're making fun of people with autism.
Discussing Animal Biology and Personal Anecdotes
Speaker 1Continue your story what the fuck and I didn't understand what the term nodding was. I was like, okay, what is this?
Speaker 2and apparently, does Zeno know what it means?
Speaker 1no, okay, I know what it means continue so Coco could probably correct me a little bit more here, because I only vaguely remember what it means but it has a knot on their penis.
Speaker 2Yeah, I was gonna say it has something to do with part of their penis where there's like a bump, and they consider it a knot yeah, so they have like the penis a little bump and then the balls and like the whole point from an animal biological standpoint is they have sex and then the last rut it goes in and then the knot just like expands and then they're stuck together for a little bit while everything sort of settles to prevent like competing males from overriding their sperm and shit. But I'm assuming the term knotting is something similar to that, but furry base just more.
Speaker 1That is a real thing, that happens in biology uh, huh like dogs, two dogs.
Speaker 2If a dog has sex with another dog, they can get stuck together for like up to 30 minutes after the male dog finishes. Cause his dick just grew 10 fucking sizes inside of the lady.
Speaker 4Interesting.
Speaker 1So then he just has to wait for it to kind of go back now.
Speaker 3Yep.
Speaker 1So there's your giant horse cock pierces the.
Speaker 2There's the animal planet tangent, but anyway, continue on.
Speaker 1I know that.
Speaker 2That was it. If you're into nodding, let murky know by calling his number at 1-800-I-SUCK-DICK.
Speaker 4I'm gonna take his phone and set it up as like a secondary number On his phone.
Speaker 2We should fucking make a number that's like a secondary number and forward it to his phone so then we can actually Dox that number but it like goes through like one of those call services and forwards to his phone and then we can turn it off at any time. Yes, be like. Who is this Calling about my fucking nodding kink?
Speaker 4what the fuck is it. Don't have to look it up like that. One time he almost went on grinder oh dude, that shit was funny as fuck we've told that story here before, but that shit was hilarious.
Speaker 2I don't remember what episode. Go fucking. Listen to the whole series if you want to know about it murky would know.
Speaker 1Murky probably knows by heart what episode.
Speaker 2It is probably does fucking man's weird shit was fucking hilarious.
Speaker 4He was like all into it and I thought he knew and he had no clue. And then, fucking grand it was over and murky goes. Yeah, I'm gonna fucking get on grinder too, and grand it just goes.
Speaker 2Yeah, man, wait what granted at that moment should have just been like let things played out, because I would have loved to see murky's love, murky's fate to see murky's face or hear what his face was like on his first fucking like swipe realize like his first, am I getting all these dudes? Yeah, he probably swipe a bit, be like why am I getting all these fucking dudes?
Speaker 1Yeah Well, that one looks like. Why are they asking me if I'm a top or a bottom.
Speaker 2He's going to get one, that one looks like a lady Fucking matches and it's a dude. You want to see my penis?
Speaker 1The twinkiest sissy out there, I believe, is the correct term.
Speaker 2Not a femboy.
Speaker 1Well, now he actually might want to get on fucking now he might want to get on. Grindr because he's into femboys we should make Murky a Grindr we absolutely should, and just show him just like a slideshow of all the men that swiped on him. I might be terrified to kind of see that and then just show him the DMs that he gets for those.
Speaker 2We should each make a grinder and see who gets the most men to swipe on us, though I feel like then I would just be playing into everything I hate about the dating scene.
Speaker 4I mean, it's absolutely going to be murky, though, because they're going to see his fat ass and be like. I want a piece of that.
Speaker 2I'm just going to take a picture of me wearing no clothes. And my tiny inverted dick.
Speaker 1It's just their cosplay. Dude it's.
Speaker 2Dude Xeno. All you have to do is wear the fucking White Ranger cosplay. You don't even need a grinder for that. You got on fucking Facebook and somebody's like mmm, give me that. Yeah, for real. I love myself a good fucking fat white sausage.
Speaker 4I had to tell Dr Fart that story. She was like what up with your friends? And it's like then you have a big dick.
Speaker 2I was like well, I mean also it started like that, but now we have physical proof that you were like I don't have this problem where my dick hides from me. Um yeah, yeah, that's pretty much where it all started or less what are you doing up there, jiraya?
Speaker 1yeah, what is dry doing? Explain it to us.
Speaker 2He's just hanging out he's just being a cat looking down doing cat I don't know what he's doing. He's he's doing orange cat things right now. Oh yeah, hashtag orange cat things. Who here has an orange cat? Me, not me dude, have you ever had an orange cad caddy? No, I've never had an orange cat dude, they can be a blessing and a curse.
Speaker 4Kate is such a blessing.
Speaker 2Fortunately, I heard he got out not too long ago. He did, and then he didn't want to be outside anymore yeah, then he was like fucking cats. They always are the same. They're like let me out, let me out, let me out, fuck this. How do I get back? They always are the same. They're like let me out, let me out, let me out, fuck this. How do I get back?
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 1I don't want this anymore.
Speaker 4He ran all around my neighbor's backyard. He was trying to help corral him with me, and then he ran to the front door.
Speaker 2He was just like let me the fuck in. I'm done with my adventure now, dad.
Speaker 1He, I'm done with my adventure now, dad.
Speaker 2He used to be an outdoor cat too.
Speaker 1He was a stray right, he was a stray, and he used to stand like a pit bull too.
Speaker 4He used to act really tough and now he's such a sweet boy now and he loves all the company that ever comes over to my house. For a while he would be really scared of anybody coming over, but now I think he kind of realizes anyone that comes in is going to give you a boss yeah, and he's like, oh shit, fucking more attention for me, let's go.
Speaker 1He's such a sweet lovey boy he is and if he can get everybody's attention, he's kind of like I'm the most special boy Unless you're trying to cut his nails and he's like what the fuck are you guys doing?
Speaker 4He's like go fuck yourself, man. Oh God, oh God.
Speaker 2You good you good, everything's fine.
Speaker 4Yeah, you sure, yeah, I ran out of.
Speaker 2Dude, from now on, anytime Zeno's in a voice call with me and my dick goes and hides, I'm going to explicitly call it out every single time now. Maybe you should even send him pictures of it popping back out it's hard to do because, like, take my pants off, it's going to pop back out, right? Because like part of it is like the tension of like webcam ready well, part of it's like the tension of the boxers pushes it in right like if you get your boxers in like the correct spot.
Speaker 2it just kind of like that's the sound it makes too.
Speaker 3What sound?
Speaker 1It's kind of like when you put like a hard-boiled egg in your mouth and you try to swallow it.
Speaker 4Why are you trying to swallow a hard-boiled egg?
Speaker 1Look, we all do weird things to get money on OnlyFans.
Speaker 4I taught myself how to make soft boiled eggs and make like the fancy ramen eggs.
Speaker 2We tried that one time.
Speaker 4It did not go well I can show you how to do this really easy well, we, we, we were like.
Speaker 2Somebody said, you can do it.
Speaker 1An air fryer did not work oh, no, no, no, no, no no it was one of.
Speaker 2It was one of those TikToks hey, you can do this, and so we did it, and then it was not not ready.
Speaker 4For me. I just boil the eggs for about eight minutes, take them out, put them in an ice bath and then the marinade was like soy sauce, mirin and sugar and you boil it, let it cool, put it in a bag with the eggs soy sauce, mirin and sugar. And you boil it, let it cool, put it in a bag with the eggs and let them marinate overnight and it came out so fucking good and you cut them in half and put them in ramen the next day.
Speaker 3Mmm, good shit.
Speaker 2You're good shit.
Speaker 4Thank you.
Speaker 1Did you guys know that, apparently on x, formerly known as twitter, if you actually put twitter in a tweet, like in a url, specifically as long as it is, as it is not all in caps, the website will now change it from twitter to the letter X.
Speaker 2Really.
Speaker 4Yeah, I thought you told me that.
Speaker 2No, that's in the URL bar.
Speaker 4Yeah, I remember, you told me that.
Speaker 2I think what he's saying is if you tweet something that has Twitter in the link.
Speaker 4Correct. Yeah, I thought you told me that for some reason. Maybe you told me that. You told me that for some reason. Maybe he told me that somebody told me that.
Speaker 2I'm just gonna post on the joysticks account, uh any or not, joysticks, adhd after dark. Anyone who has a penis ever have the problem where it turtles uncomfortably? I like the verb is gonna be like.
Speaker 4I know exactly what you're fucking talking about and I hope, dude, did you say far?
Speaker 2how's gonna be like? I know exactly what you fucking.
Speaker 1I get that. I hope, dude, did you say Farha's gonna be like? I know exactly what you fucking. Oh, I'm just gonna Farha's gonna be like I get that I get that dude Farha will too.
Speaker 4I have to specify. Yeah, no, I'm with Zeno, never had that happen.
Speaker 2Dude, he's a short king with a fucking huge dick. I mean man's off balance.
Speaker 4That's why he stopped streaming. He's pursuing that porn star career.
Speaker 1You know, he should probably get back on that porn star career. I feel like he could make money.
Speaker 2He could Dude. I hope somebody responds back to this.
Speaker 4I'm going to laugh what if he hasn't been streaming because ASMR took off.
Speaker 2He also wants to do stuff that he didn't want to take off took off, right, and then yeah, so I was like kind of why would you do that then, if you didn't want it to take off, like you were doing that it was gonna be funny. It was gonna be funny and it took off, so you just keep doing it. It was so hilarious, dude. I'm super surprised that Meg saw the tweet.
Speaker 2I am too, actually, only because I the one from like april 4th, when fucking because you tagged me in and it popped up for her yeah, I don't know why twitter's algorithm would do that. Uh, the one where a fucking senpai sandman, your cum, fills my tummy up, uwu, with fucking spider-man with a huge fucking cum-filled belly and me going what the fuck individual meg said time to uh.
Speaker 2What did she say? Time to mute, time to mute. And I was like I'm shocked you followed this, um, and I was like I don't think she actually does. I think shit just kind of went through e's fucking uh stream, or is his blink thingy so for that picture of spider-man with the enlarged stomach.
Speaker 1There it's a come believe. That is from marvel zombies, where sandman goes inside of spider-Man and just explodes out of him.
Speaker 4Interesting.
Speaker 2That is legitimately a porn category.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's called Vore.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 1So Spider-Man was canonically for a few panels Vore.
Speaker 2Making, hmm.
Speaker 1Making Zeno, a weird pervert person. I mean his spider webs.
Speaker 2I'm pretty sure that Spider-Man spider webs are essentially fucking, an altered form of cum.
Speaker 1I'm waiting for Zeno to go um actually.
Speaker 3I think the silence just says well, seems legit, seems legit.
Speaker 4Yeah, seems legit.
Speaker 2Dude has impressively productive balls To make all of the web come.
Speaker 1Could you imagine if he actually did it anatomically correct to like a spider so he just swing from his asshole the entire time?
Speaker 4Well, I mean, it could just be from his dick as a modified form, no way home, like the andrew garfield and tom holland spider-man ask uh toby mcguire, like he shows him that his like web comes out of his hand, or like his uh wrist rather, and they were kind of like, does it come out of anywhere else? And he was like no, no, no, it doesn't come out of anywhere else. And they're like, oh okay.
Speaker 1I get it, though you have to check. You're curious, yeah.
Speaker 2I just did a little bi-curious Fucking butters.
Speaker 1I haven't watched South Park in so long I heard the new game shit. Actually, we did that on one of our episodes of ADHD when Zeno didn't show up.
Speaker 2Yeah, we talked about how the new game was shit.
Speaker 1Yeah, and then you talked about Zeno's mom's clit.
Speaker 2I did. It's like his mom's clit must be huge if Zeno has a huge dick.
Speaker 4Probably.
Speaker 2Dick size is inherited from the mother. Thanks Mom, yeah, thanks Mom. Thanks for the huge fucking dick.
Speaker 4Anyway, I never have to experience this fucking turtle dick syndrome.
Speaker 2I hope you experience it when you're 50 and your skin's super saggy.
Speaker 4By that time, your guys' will just be permanently inside of yours.
Speaker 2I'm just gonna get fucking skin removal surgery.
Speaker 1Viagra every day.
Speaker 2At that point I might as well just go full fucking. Just make it at any. Just go trans, he's just just go trans.
Speaker 1I just push he'll still identify, as you know, self just having any any dick he'll let all the boys hit you know that Pine Harbor game that you and I were kind of looking at.
Speaker 1That looked good. Uh, apparently it's getting kind of meh reviews. Oh, that's unfortunate. I'm kind of disappointed by that. And it came out today too. So I was like, oh wait, these games that I've been really looking forward to come out today and it's like right before my birthday. So, uh, yeah, kind of disappointed that a horror game I was looking forward to is getting very mixed reviews.
Speaker 4That is unfortunate.
Speaker 1But you know is what it is.
Speaker 4What other games are you looking forward to?
Speaker 1Another Crab's Treasure. Oh yeah, it's getting pretty good reviews, even though I don't really like. I wait for these kinds of games to go on sale because I wouldn't say I'm like a major nerd on them, like G Millie is. But there was a megaton that came out I think it was like megaton, some weird word, a letter, and I think the word wired came out and I've been hearing good things about that and it's done by the people who did, uh, the nino cooney series. So I know it's a good rpg at least, and it has some like really big names of robots throughout anime in it megaton mushi w wired deluxe musashi w wired yeah, that's it, but like that looked really interesting and that came out I think today or yesterday.
Speaker 1Uh, the sequel to sucker for love came out this week I don't think it was today, but it was this week and if you're into lovecraftian horror and goats with large chests, then you'll probably like that one say ghosts with large goats, goats I love
Speaker 1a big goat, a goat eldritch god, I don't know which one, but uh, I know the first one had Cthulhu, the king in yellow, turned over to the queen in yellow, and there was one more eldritch god, that was a part of it and you could like romance them, but they're all like big chested women, nice, and this one is like a gigantic goat woman Interesting. Yeah, there you go. I don't think I feel like something else that was supposed to be pretty cool, was supposed to come out this week. That was on my radar, but I can't think of it now.
Speaker 2Manor.
Speaker 3Lords, that's going into early access tomorrow.
Speaker 2That I'm gonna. What's going into early access.
Speaker 1It's called.
Speaker 2Manor Lords, I think it's what it's called.
Speaker 1It's like a city builder okay, that's probably why it was not on my radar well, yeah, half of your radar is porn games. Well, it's because of this fucking podcast no, it's not.
Speaker 2You sent those well before. No, you sent those games well before this fucking podcast. True, you just now have a fucking acceptable quote form to fucking say this on suck my fucking tiny dick when it's inside of my fucking balls you know what?
Speaker 3hold on I, I will go into I thought you were about to say yes and and we're gonna find the adult categories.
Speaker 2This is why your fucking list is like this. All right, let's see Boop boop.
Speaker 1All right, so we have the game. Peachy gave me Lootpocalypse, I forgot about that.
Speaker 2What the fuck is that game.
Speaker 1It was the one that I was playing in the voice chat where everybody started popping in and they're just like what the hell are you playing? And then they were just watching me play a porn game when was this? I vaguely remember it two years ago and it says last played October 13 2022.
Speaker 2I vaguely remember that.
Speaker 4I don't feel like I remember that.
Speaker 1It looks like I only have. I have two porn games in two that are like right there at the edge.
Speaker 2Oh, you're edging now. You're an edgelord, absolutely.
Speaker 1Edgelord. You know you're an edgelord, Absolutely.
Speaker 2Edgelord Xeno, are you an edgelord?
Speaker 3No.
Speaker 2Damn it.
Speaker 1I feel like Xeno wouldn't be into edging. He's probably the kind of guy that would want to hit climax.
Speaker 4Yeah, I am too he's been out.
Speaker 2Yeah, it's because he has to move his arm so much to get it to happen, so he's tired out. Yeah, it's because he has to move his arm so much to get it to happen. So he's tired.
Speaker 4I'm a man of practicality.
Speaker 2Yeah, what do you have to do, Xander?
Speaker 4I'm tired with this grandpa.
Speaker 2You have to move it this much to do it.
Speaker 4Yeah, roughly.
Speaker 2Yeah, I have to do it, this much to do it. Yeah, yeah, fuck you, I have big hands too. Yeah yeah. I have big hands too well, it's gotta be big to hold your dick right. How round is your dick? I don't know, like maybe an inch like that big, like that at least mine's thick enough oh, that's right, sand land also came out this week sand land it's based on a manga that the creator of dragon ball z did okay akira.
Speaker 1Akira toriyama, I think, is his name. Name. Yeah, so it's based on a manga he did. So far, there's only one review on Steam, so I don't know what, like IGN or any of the other big dogs, have said.
Speaker 2I don't trust what those guys say most of the time I don't.
Speaker 1I normally try to go for like what the people are saying yeah same like it looks cute. From my understanding is it's kind of an rpg, but you're roaming around in the desert and tanks, so it's you like upgrading your tank, fighting other tanks, all that shit that deals with tanks and deserts, I guess what was that game that was like it showed a bunch of medieval gameplay and then all of a sudden, like a fucking Ford pickup truck, came out of nowhere and was shooting rocket launchers out of it
Speaker 1you know which one I'm talking about.
Speaker 2I don't remember the name of the game, I just remember watching it was like this is fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 1I know what you're talking about, but I can't think of the name.
Speaker 2Oh, I bet you it's Joe Anyway.
Speaker 1I felt like you're trying to set up for a joke there and I didn't want to be the one to take it.
Speaker 2Nope, I'm not that smart. I was waiting for somebody to say, oh yeah.
Speaker 1I was legit waiting for you to wait for one of us to be like I'm not funny by myself. Joe Mama.
Speaker 2I'm not funny by myself.
Speaker 1You are.
Speaker 2I'm not as funny as fucking you.
Speaker 1Fucking following you, piece of shit. It's because.
Speaker 2I'm loud yeah and funny, bro, I've been hovering at fucking 594 followers on Twitch for the past fucking seven months Because it's hard to grow an audience on Twitch because Twitch is fucking stupid for discoverability, Honestly everything is.
Speaker 1It is ass for discoverability. Youtube is ass for discoverability. Youtube is ass for discoverability.
Speaker 1If you want to be discovered, you really just got to push yourself on porn, apparently I thought we were on the same page no, because let's be honest, even the podcast market is so fucking saturated and flooded that you have to really put yourself out there to even get like the amount of listeners that you would hope to for the big dogs. And most of the time, some of the podcasts that are on fucking TikTok aren't even fucking real. They're fake, they're rage bait to get clicks on TikTok and that's it, and they make you think they're real. Oh yeah, it's about to get banned.
Speaker 2You see, they signed the bill to ban it.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 2They hid it in a bill for.
Speaker 1Biden to sign.
Speaker 2No, Biden said he was going to sign it anyway.
Speaker 1Yeah, he said he was going to sign it regardless, but they still put it in a bill.
Speaker 2To supply aid to Ukraine, Israel, and what else was it?
Speaker 1I think you can't. Israel were like two big ones. There was another one there was.
Speaker 2All I know is that there's a bunch of protests happening at universities throughout the country and bunches of people are getting arrested. Great fucking year for America.
Speaker 4So are they like banning it, or is it like it has to transfer ownership?
Speaker 2It has to transfer ownership within 9 to 12 months, but it's essentially a ban, because whoever buys it can't buy the TikTok algorithm, because that's owned by ByteDance and ByteDance is Chinese and the Chinese government has export laws over the algorithm, so they can't sell it, you're literally just buying the name You're literally buying the name and everybody on it, and you'd literally just buying the name.
Speaker 2You're literally buying the name and everybody on it and you'd have to make the entire back end from scratch. And at that point you might as well just say, hey, we're buying this and it's actually just gonna be YouTube, and we already know how the fucking Washington DC feels about fucking the big tech companies. You think they're gonna let one of them that has enough money to buy TikTok, because those are the only companies that can afford TikTok.
Speaker 1And at this fucking point it's like you're stuck with YouTube shorts, instagram reels or whatever the fuck Facebook's trying to do.
Speaker 4I thought Facebook was just Instagram reels.
Speaker 1It technically is they have, like you can go on Facebook and when you're going through, Facebook reels.
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Speaker 2And then I've noticed like sometimes you'll go to like, look at the comments and it's like you got to go to Instagram for this one or this one's on Facebook. I'm like, if it's Instagram and Facebook, just make it the same fucking app, bro. But yeah, so they're banning it. They're essentially banning it by saying that they have to sell it and they're like well, we're not actually banning it and we're like yeah, yeah, you are. You're just too fucking old and senile to fucking play tricks on us anymore, mr Fucking 80 year old senator.
Speaker 4Apparently they're also worried about people not having kids now, oh really, yeah, I heard about that.
Speaker 1That was one of the things that was brought up, and what they failed to mention was the cost of just having a child is ludicrously stupid expensive.
Speaker 2So you want to know how they're fixing it. They're banning abortion.
Speaker 1They're trying to force us to have children as millennials and older Gen Z.
Speaker 4Lovely.
Speaker 2So, but you know what exists Porn and fleshlights.
Speaker 1So and condomsoms check and mate us government they're trying to ban condoms too get the fuck out they would definitely try to ban condoms oh, they absolutely would if that meant that they can get more citizens out there, but it would bankrupt you to be fucking fair.
Speaker 2Um, I think it's. What is it cat? Is it catholic that don't that they don't like condoms. So technically, condoms could be banned on religious grounds if there's enough catholics in the government contraceptive any sort of even nutting in the toilet the contraceptive. That's against the catholic fucking way. But uh, you bet your ass. A bunch of my little swimmers go in the toilet's a contraceptive. That's against the Catholic fucking way. But uh, you bet your ass, a bunch of my little swimmers go into the toilet sometimes Especially.
Speaker 4Xenos yeah, that's after. They like go in Coco's butt.
Speaker 2Dude our government's so fucking stupid.
Speaker 1It is. Oh, the American government is just fucking garbage.
Speaker 2My parents are like, yeah, all the Republicans are doing so great shit. And I'm like, cool, it's because they're like 10 years older than you. But what about me? Well, you don't have any representation because you're young. Well, fuck you, you had representation when you were young.
Speaker 2There should be representation regardless across the board of every like legal voting age of some sort and then people are also like well, people aren't having children because you know they, they don't make enough money to have children. And it's like, well, part of the reason why is that, like the jobs that we were told that were there out of college, like we get all this debt. And it's like, actually, the people that were supposed to be retiring aren't retiring because they can't afford to retire, so they just keep the job and the new generation is just stuck in the entry level jobs because fuck you. And essentially then it comes down to like yeah, they're just going to take that wealth to their grave instead of letting it come down through the generations. So and then they like this, and then they like to blame us for failing good old trickle down economics.
Speaker 1Thanks Reagan. I hope he's rotten in hell. Good old trickle-down economics. Thanks Reagan. I hope he's rotting in hell. Hey Satan, what torture is Reagan in right now? Financial crisis, thank Christ.
Speaker 4Oh, that was the best.
Speaker 5Thing you could have said I had that one loaded in the chamber, just like I got fucking Zeno's suicide note here wait, you weren't supposed to know that that's in the future wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 4What'd you say?
Speaker 5it says suicide by dick, cut it off. I must have did that and then planted the note spoiler alert you're gonna have a small dick in hell. There was one, actually there was, huh.
Speaker 1Spoiler alert you're gonna have a small dick in hell. Oh, but uh, there was one. Actually there was like two positive things that came out of the government today, shockingly.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, what were they?
Speaker 1From the FCC.
Speaker 2Oh yeah, net neutrality rules.
Speaker 1Yeah, net neutrality has basically been restored.
Speaker 3Okay.
Speaker 1So you know, Can't wait for that to be undone now we can't be throttled for a little while.
Speaker 1Probably it's going to get overturned in like five years. But hey, you know what? For a little while we'll have net neutrality. But the positive thing that they did was uh, the esrb, who is like a lower division of the fcc, wanted to implement a thing where your face had to be scanned to be okayed to play a game of the correct age for you bro, I would hack every single game and not buy anything at that point but the fcc said absolutely fucking not.
Speaker 1And the esrb tried making the fcc seem like the bad guy, but the internet was like no bro absolutely not.
Speaker 2What do you mean?
Speaker 4but also people are just gonna hack the shit out of that and developers are gonna not care like they're gonna just games go somewhere and like little kids are going to try to play games like outside of their age group. So really what you're doing is storing a bunch of pictures of little kids' faces.
Speaker 2That sounds like a sexual predator.
Speaker 1It really does.
Speaker 4Imagine that.
Speaker 2Imagine that.
Speaker 4Never how bizarre.
Speaker 2Dude, the US government has your first naked picture ever. Yeah, you coming out out. They have that picture. They have that as a video.
Speaker 1I mean heck. One of the reasons why the speaker of the house for the Republicans was pretty much getting kicked out because he wasn't protecting one of the other Republicans, because he knocked up a teenage girl well, he should be in jail. Yeah.
Speaker 3So that's why they're trying to get him out to hush him.
Speaker 2Unless she was 18 or 19.
Speaker 1No, I think she was underage.
Speaker 2Well then, fuck him.
Speaker 1So that's going to be a fun thing when that comes out officially. Because, yeah, the Speaker of the House was.
Speaker 2I forget what he was doing, but you ever see those videos of super Trump supporters that like they play something that Biden said yeah supposedly and then, once they learn that it was, and then and
Speaker 2they fucking are like, man, yeah, we shouldn't have him here. And they're like, oh wait, sorry, I just got updates. These are things that Trump said. So what does that? Does that change your opinion? And then it's like A complete 180 and I'm like Do you not see? Do you not see how fucking Stupid you are? You just like your opinion is based on the name that it's attached to, not what Was, even not what was said. We could, we could, agree that. I think one of the things was something Like the whole grabbing by the pussy Thing. Like I think we can all Agree that that was pretty fucking wrong, yeah, universally, but apparently it Became from yeah, that's disgusting, we shouldn't have somebody in there. Whenever they heard it was Biden that said it to oh, that's just Locker room talk, right. I was like that's not locker room talk. I was like, ahhhh, no, that's not, that's not locker room talk. Uh, locker room talk is joking about much lesser things, about what you've done with sexual.
Speaker 2I would suck a fart out of that girl's ass if she gave me a chance and other things like describing sexual facts that you've done with people that were consensual, not like I'm gonna go up and grab this Third since Plessy. Because, I have money.
Speaker 4And I can.
Speaker 2And she's not gonna say no.
Speaker 4And even if she does, then I'll fucking bury it.
Speaker 2Now this podcast became Way too real. We hate the government, by the way, if you haven't- noticed.
Speaker 2Dude. I fucking hate fucking tax companies. They're all a bunch of fucking scams. The irs can legitimately just send you a bill and say pay us this much or give us money back, but the companies that do your taxes are like lobbying in dc. I mean you're gonna cause people not to have jobs because they won't. They won't be able to use their degrees to file other people's taxes and take their money. Fuck you. Just send me a goddamn bill, irs.
Speaker 2Right for real, or, better yet, just take the right amount on my fucking paycheck. Why?
Speaker 1can't you just fucking do that at this point. Why are you?
Speaker 4making it hard for yourself and myself.
Speaker 1Because it makes jobs.
Speaker 2You mean if that's what you sound like. It makes jobs, and people hate the people that do those jobs because they know that you don't need them. It could just be done. Also, pretty sure we had a fucking war over this with Britain at some point. Yeah, fuck you crazy.
Speaker 4Taxation with no representation.
Speaker 2Yeah, I'm pretty sure at this point, like the entire younger generation has zero representation.
Speaker 1Tell me about it.
Speaker 2And you can see that by the fact that they're protesting at colleges and they're just getting arrested because they're protesting and pepper sprayed, yeah, for not really doing anything. Yeah, yeah, they're getting fucking peppered. They got the beanbag shot at them the other day.
Speaker 4Nice.
Speaker 2Yeah, they told them to disperse. They were like we're going to keep arresting people until you disperse. And I was like I know we have a fairly large prison system, but there's only so much that the for-profit prison can keep inside of it before it becomes a problem. And you definitely don't pay enough guards there to not prevent an upright Not even remotely close. Yeah, so the prison system would be completely overwhelmed if they did that.
Speaker 1So what Coco is trying to say is make sure to go on spotify, look up system of a down their album toxicity. There's a song called prison song.
Speaker 2Give it a listen dude, isn't fucked up that, like our prison system, is for profit and not government run.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 2Their job is to keep you in there as long as possible, rather than rehabilitate you.
Speaker 3Correct, which is ultimately the goal of a prison.
Speaker 2Unless you're sent to death row. The ultimate goal of a prison is to rehabilitate you or, you know, hold you for life if you know there is no saving you.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 2But like you get a simple drug charge and you're in there for 30 days, not enough money for that one person. But they'll try to find every little thing that you break the rules in there to extend your set.
Speaker 1Oh, you breathed incorrectly.
Speaker 2This day there was a fucking actual episode of Boruto that like had this literal concept in it. I was like, wow, like one of the prison wardens, like underlings, was unjustly extending prison sentences of people so he could do things that he wanted and shit like that.
Speaker 2And like this one dude was in for falsely he was like falsely accused because he went and thought he was helping. Falsely accused because he went and thought he was helping a lady who was a pickpocketer, instead of like the actual dude, but like the dude was chasing her. And he came in from like out of like the background and saw that there was a man chasing a lady and she was screaming help, help, this is a robber. But what had actually happened was that she told she took that man's wallet and so he knocked the man out, helped her get away and then was charged with assisted theft right, or whatever you fucking call that. And so he went to prison right, it wouldn't have been a long charge, right, it shouldn't have been anything more than 30. Dew was in there for like six months and his prison sentence just kept getting extended because of stupid things.
Speaker 1He talked back to a guard got him like an extra week and they'll do whatever they can, and I was like, wow, this is an exact representation of the American prison system.
Speaker 2I don't even think they realized that they did that when they made the episode, but anyway fuck murky, fuck murky. I think we can end now.
Speaker 1I think we can totally end.
Speaker 2I don't know anybody want to say anything before we go out uh, keep your turtle dick safe wow, that was harsh. Make sure to check out joystick united over on youtube and also available safe Wow.
Speaker 1That was harsh. Make sure to check out Joystick United over on YouTube and also available wherever podcasts are, because we're coming out with a podcast in a couple of weeks. Actually, we are up on YouTube. It's the three of us plus G Millie. Make sure to check out Coder Coco I don't know why I said your name so weird there. Coder Coco over on YouTube. He's also on Twitch. He streams over there. Make sure to check out Xenostream38. He occasionally streams on Twitch when he is available too. Just remember he is an adult with an adult life with adult things going on, so sometimes he can't always get to that. Give him some love. Anyways, I don't really have shit going on. This has been adhd after dark and we'll see you next time today.
