ADHD After Dark
ADHD After Dark is the unfiltered podcast where a group of hilarious dudes with ADHD gather to talk about anything and everything that comes to mind. Brace yourself for an explicit and comedic rollercoaster ride, as we dive into the depths of randomness, pushing the boundaries of humor and edginess.
In each episode, we unleash our unapologetic, off-the-cuff banter, sharing outrageous stories, wild adventures, and side-splitting anecdotes that will keep you laughing throughout the night. No topic is off-limits for us—whether it's outrageous personal experiences, taboo subjects, or exploring the more intimate and risqué aspects of life, we bring a refreshingly audacious and humorous perspective to it all.
ADHD After Dark is your escape from the mundane and predictable. Join our crew as we navigate the uncharted territories of comedic chaos, reveling in the freedom to explore the untamed corners of our minds. We embrace the spirit of After Dark, where the content can get explicit, sexual, and edgy—pushing boundaries and challenging social norms with a healthy dose of laughter.
While we may not always offer informative insights, we guarantee an uproarious time filled with absurdity, spontaneous conversations, and unabashed humor. It's a podcast that's not afraid to go where others won't, creating an inclusive space for individuals who enjoy unfiltered comedic escapades.
So, grab a drink, kick back, and immerse yourself in the unapologetically hilarious world of ADHD After Dark. Warning: explicit content ahead—tune in at your own risk, but be prepared to laugh your way through our zany adventures, spontaneous tangents, and unabashedly funny discussions that defy convention. Welcome to the wild, comedic chaos of ADHD After Dark.
ADHD After Dark
S3 E3: Remember the Chicken
Ever wondered what cooking spaghetti with ADHD is like, or why gaming nights with friends can turn into a scene straight from a Lovecraftian tale? Prepare to chuckle and nod as I recount a near-disastrous kitchen caper involving Parmesan, Alfredo sauce, and a gas leak. Marquis and I flip the script from culinary crises to a weekly dose of board game madness, proving that even the most eccentric hobbies make for the best stories.
Horror flicks often peel back layers we never knew we had, and this time we're not holding back. From the unexpected romantic misses at Comic Con to the eerie Disney-Amityville connection, we’re sharing it all. We’ll even throw in a segment where we live-test our personalities—think of it as a reality check with a side of laughter. And if that's not enough, get ready for a raw dive into the world of kinks and fetishes, where etiquette meets exploration, and nothing's off-limits, not even 'actirasty'.
Our shenanigans don't end at the bedroom door; they follow us into the roaring crowd of a concert. Witness Murky's legendary transformation from mosh pit king to not-so-great next-day worker, a reminder of why we love him and why we sometimes keep a safe distance. Tie it all together with a candid conversation about the nuances of adult relationships, and you've got an episode that's as much a rollercoaster as our lives. So, buckle up—this isn't your average podcast. It's a journey through the hilarity and humanity that make us who we are.
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Speaker 3:Welcome to ADHD after dark. By the way, I started it when you were holding a holding kid.
Speaker 2:Good name, a time of any date where you are not farting.
Speaker 3:Me Right. Yeah, I feel like you literally have a slow.
Speaker 2:leak out of your asshole at all times, do you hear?
Speaker 3:about it.
Speaker 2:It's more express.
Speaker 3:I'm going to move the house up today with the gas leak Like legit yeah, because I'm stupid, not I don't do that.
Speaker 2:Is that why gas is acting like she's high?
Speaker 1:Yeah, for real. She's like. You know it's over there because of the carbon dioxide.
Speaker 2:I think going on, and you were just killing your poor fiance.
Speaker 1:He's just immune to it by now.
Speaker 2:Right, because he's just so used to the gas leaking out of his own ass. Yeah, the methane that's coming out of it. Are you guys done?
Speaker 1:I guess I do kind of want to know what the real reason is.
Speaker 3:So what had happened was is I? I ADHD'd out while I was trying to boil some water over the pasta tonight while I was, while I was fucking up dinner Another story in the same story as this one. I fucked up so hard today, but it just wasn't your day. That was not my day, but essentially what had happened was is the water boiled over like a lot while I was ADHD, out and like I just wasn't paying attention for a bit and then I just stopped boiling over.
Speaker 3:But it also had stopped boiling. It boiled over so hard, while it was like first like starting to boil, that it put the fucking stove out. And it took me about a minute to realize that it had actually put the stove out and gas was still just pouring out of the. You know the stove on lit. It wasn't until I looked up and I was like huh, the water stopped boiling and it's still making the gas sound. Where's the fire?
Speaker 1:Oh fire go.
Speaker 3:There's no fire.
Speaker 2:So you just had propane just pumping out gas.
Speaker 3:Yes, yeah, and so that happened. And then I also made the wrong recipe. Today, instead of putting Parmesan sauce in, I put Alfredo sauce in, because it didn't say Parmesan garlic in the recipe, did it? The one that you linked to me just said Parmesan sauce, and I put Alfredo sauce in, and Marquis had made a comment that I had fucked dinner up, without knowing that I had fucked dinner up before anybody knew that I had fucked dinner up. And then we blamed it on Marquis because he said that he made the comment.
Speaker 1:So then he spoke it into his spoken into existence.
Speaker 3:God damn it, Marquis, yeah you're coming in.
Speaker 1:I didn't know there was such a thing as.
Speaker 3:Parmesan sauce, though it's fun, it was just garlic parm wing sauce, yeah that's what I try to make.
Speaker 1:the tic-tac pasta Is that what it is, yeah. That shit is so fucking good Is she was trying to.
Speaker 3:I never see, I haven't seen it. I saw it like once on her phone and then I like completely forgot what it would look like.
Speaker 2:So I think she had an action sent that to me.
Speaker 1:I make it all the fucking time.
Speaker 3:I'm going to make you with my mouth.
Speaker 1:Hey, yo make me what.
Speaker 4:To finish.
Speaker 1:Is the daddy now? Yeah?
Speaker 3:And Marquis and Zeno's mommy. Yes.
Speaker 4:I'm going to need some context here.
Speaker 2:I feel like I'm never fucking me and Zeno Got a fuck.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's not Gas and Sasha and in a and I don't know, a domestic partnership.
Speaker 2:You call it. I think that's a good way to describe it, the way they described it during our session.
Speaker 1:So my session, I mean we play Call of.
Speaker 2:Cthulhu I want to put that out there. Call of Cthulhu Like a freaky perv session or anything going on there Unless unless you want to describe to the family.
Speaker 5:Oh, yeah, dude, it's weird shit.
Speaker 2:As you were, zeno, I'm sorry. I just realized what I said. I was like fuck.
Speaker 1:I know. So like I think, um, I think Gas said told Sasha she could call her daddy or something like that. And so Sasha was like I'll call you daddy as long as I can be mommy. And she was like, oh, I'll call you mommy. So I immediately messaged Coco. I was like you want to want to do this too. You can be daddy if I can be mommy.
Speaker 3:And he was like yes, yes, I was like immediately like fuck it, let's go. Oh me and Zeno could. Coco isn't turning that down. Yeah, I still haven't gotten to kiss Zeno yet I am, it's true.
Speaker 2:You got so close one time during you just got to let it happen, Zeno? Was it the Indianapolis Comic Con or was it Pop Con? It was. I think, it was the first one we went to. I'm just going to go into his room. When he's next time I'm staying in this place.
Speaker 3:I'm just going to go into his room while he's sleeping and just and then walk away.
Speaker 2:Coco without consent. I'm bad.
Speaker 3:Not if it's not a good night. Yes, I'm going to give him a good night.
Speaker 2:We asked for consent around here. We are all for consent here at the ADHD after Dark Pop.
Speaker 3:Did you consent to fucking destroying Zeno's leg yesterday or two days ago or three days ago with fucking rats?
Speaker 2:A technically yes, because he showed up to the session.
Speaker 1:And technically it wasn't me yeah and technically it wasn't me.
Speaker 2:That's what you think it was.
Speaker 3:It was those weird the campaign is going to turn into like fucking real life, real life. If you die in the campaign, you're dead.
Speaker 1:Oh, dead in real life.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I will just drive over to whoever's house died and we'll just.
Speaker 3:Different campaign over the one that we're playing.
Speaker 6:I was going to say I don't want to live out, stay alive. Really good movie though.
Speaker 1:Is that the one where there's like a video game If you died in the game, you don't have a sort out?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I remember that, and Frankie Munez was in it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah. Hold on, I remember it was like a movie, right, Like well, it came out to the streets.
Speaker 2:And I remember they really tried promoting it to like the gamer and horror crowd. If you die in the game, you die in real life. The movie is called Stay Alive.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Can you guess? Just said that's literally what you guys just said.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It came out to.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I haven't seen it in so fucking long.
Speaker 2:Does not have reviews.
Speaker 1:Oh no, it was awful.
Speaker 3:I mean you say you remember it? Zeno's shitting on it.
Speaker 1:That's not a good movie. He said it, not saying I hated it.
Speaker 4:It's literally we can love bad movie or a movie?
Speaker 1:Oh no, it is not.
Speaker 3:Why he said no, it is not why she's getting on discord right now On the mic. Put her on the mic.
Speaker 4:You just maybe come into discord right now.
Speaker 5:So my hand is on my hand.
Speaker 3:What did you do Of my?
Speaker 5:I just spit out my drink and I tried to catch it.
Speaker 3:Why are?
Speaker 2:you so?
Speaker 3:shit. Why are you so fucking stupid?
Speaker 2:I love you. Oh, it's funny.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's funny. Fucking dumbass.
Speaker 2:All right. So for listeners and if you're part of our fans, they five dollars a month. First, the shittiest content ever you'll spend five dollars for. Stay alive was a 2006 horror movie and I'm trying to do this off the top of my head. I remember Frankie Minas was in it and there's like one or two other big people in it. I want to say fuck, what was the name? I think something foster. I can't remember his name. I think Sophia Bush was in it, but anyways, it's about like this group of teenagers. Frankie Minas was like the only legit teenager in the movie. I think the rest of them are like 20 somethings.
Speaker 1:But he looked noticeably younger than the rest of the crew, to be like.
Speaker 2:I had Zeno and they are all like playing this online video game. If I remember correctly, I think it was an online video game.
Speaker 1:I don't think it was like a regular game.
Speaker 2:It looked like a runescape or something like that correctly and the action taking place was like all on their computer screens and if they died inside of that game they had like this weird human ghost looking thing over seer that would try to kill them in the real world and actually did kill most of them. So it was like you flip flop between game to them trying to survive and if I remember the overseer was just like a really angry looking Victorian woman in like a red coat.
Speaker 1:I got to look up the trailer of it now.
Speaker 3:So so, zeno, yes, you say it's a terrible horror movie.
Speaker 1:It was not a good horror movie in my opinion. I just I just remember it being like laughably bad.
Speaker 6:It's so good.
Speaker 1:It's such a good movie Like I'm not, I don't diss you for liking it. Are you sure about that? And we thought you joined us.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's not like you were completely dogwatering, oh my God.
Speaker 6:I just, I just hear what you said about me.
Speaker 1:I didn't say anything other than why was it your favorite movie or movie? So you said first no way. Why you said it like that?
Speaker 6:First of all. Did you have it on DVD? Did I did not have it on DVD?
Speaker 1:My brother had it on DVD.
Speaker 6:OK, first of all, the game that you played on the DVD was good. I didn't make a character. I made a character and then it would tell you if you lived or not, based off of what your character looked like. And you know what, the first time I did it fucking one.
Speaker 1:So Hell yeah.
Speaker 6:Also it's so good and like they use like actual jobs that happen in history that are like scary. It's good Like Elizabeth Bathery.
Speaker 5:Drop in the knowledge right now. You know yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm watching the trailer now.
Speaker 6:Countess. She literally like killed young girls and bathed in their blood.
Speaker 2:Wasn't there, like a queen who did that before.
Speaker 6:Countess.
Speaker 2:Elizabeth.
Speaker 6:Bathery. Thank you.
Speaker 2:It sparked. We were talking about it. Come come back to the conversation I was looking at the Stay Alive IMDB where people are shitting on it in the comments.
Speaker 6:You know what? They can all suck my dick, so here's that.
Speaker 2:Here are more movies. If you enjoyed Stay Alive, there is.
Speaker 3:Speak your drink. Everybody. Make Becky spin his drink out. I think he's got.
Speaker 4:I don't have any drink.
Speaker 1:From what I remember of Stay Alive, I would put it on par with like what was that horror movie you sent me about the streamer whose name was Sean oh Deadstream, deadstream, like I would put it on par with Deadstream. Deadstream has good jump scare moments, but most of the time I felt like I was watching and I was just like You're also supposed to kind of laugh at it a little bit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but it's like also like Gazz has got all the lore with it too, and I was 13. So I wasn't appreciating any of that shit.
Speaker 2:Dude, I loved that movie All right, but apparently, according to IMDB, if you like Stay Alive, god bless You'll like Sparkle and Charm the devil inside Were or there, I don't. I don't know if this is European.
Speaker 3:About Candice you are Candice.
Speaker 2:Hello and Lord of Mischarule.
Speaker 4:Hmm.
Speaker 2:I'm a sparkle and set. You should be very upset.
Speaker 6:I am. I am upset that Zeno was shitting on my favorite horror movie.
Speaker 4:I was mad.
Speaker 2:You want your favorite.
Speaker 5:As a man. So like scare, my favorite is scary.
Speaker 3:The documentary on the world war two.
Speaker 4:Favorite.
Speaker 3:I thought you were like that.
Speaker 5:I really liked it as a kid Fuck off. No way, all stuff I had it on VHS and my mom's dude. I love that fucking movie.
Speaker 6:I hate it.
Speaker 1:My name Because it was bad, but because it was so fucking scary.
Speaker 6:It's not that scary.
Speaker 1:It was so scary as a kid I was.
Speaker 5:When you're an adult, you're just going to cemetery, that's a cemetery.
Speaker 4:That's a good choice.
Speaker 5:Was very, very good.
Speaker 2:I read the book as a kid before I watched the movie. I was that kind of asshole back then and I was very disappointed that it didn't have the window go. But looking back at it as an adult, I'm like I can kind of see why they didn't put the window go in, because at that time they probably were like what the fuck are we going to do with this? We don't really have the effects of this shit. Plus, like in the book, if I remember correctly, the window goes, just Mentioned. He's kind of just out there, but he's not really. They're there. They're there like I don't think the characters ever you know, or fucking yeah.
Speaker 1:Hardcore fucking. Yeah On my lips.
Speaker 6:I showed up this morning.
Speaker 1:I'll ignore it.
Speaker 3:Thank you I didn't even see it, I still don't see it.
Speaker 6:It's because my fingers over it.
Speaker 1:I don't know what my favorite or movie would be. I remember like one of the scariest. It was like half movie, half documentary, though, and it was a haunting in Connecticut.
Speaker 2:I know exactly what you're talking about.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that was so fucking scary the first time I watched it.
Speaker 2:I remember Good, I had an ADHD moment.
Speaker 1:You finish your thing, there's you know, I remember distinctly like there was one scene where one of the news crew or the recording crew or whatever like got up in the middle of the night and he said the mattresses were like breathing and shit. And it showed like the mattresses like looking like they were breathing and everybody else was asleep and he decided to just go to the basement door or something like that. And when he walked to the basement door and looked down the steps, it looked like the steps leading to my basement and then like this, yeah, this like demon spawned at the bottom of the basement but he looked like a normal dude. And then he turned into a fireball and like launched himself at the guy.
Speaker 1:From that moment, for I was so terrified to look down my basement steps because I thought there's going to be a demon that was going to turn into a fireball and kill me.
Speaker 4:What about Coco?
Speaker 2:I know Coco's not big into horror, but do you have a favorite horror movie?
Speaker 6:No, His favorite horror movie are horny movies Ayo.
Speaker 1:Oh, but. I should watch a horror movie the next time we're at Coco's house.
Speaker 4:I think, the number of horror movies that I've actually watched can be counted on one hand.
Speaker 2:Okay, name them.
Speaker 6:Is one of them cocaine bear. It's not a horror movie.
Speaker 2:I would not consider that a horror movie, I mean technically it was.
Speaker 3:The 2000 and whatever was the modern internet.
Speaker 2:All right.
Speaker 6:Modern it the newest it.
Speaker 3:Yep, if you can see both halves, five Nights at Freddy's. No, I only saw the first one, yeah.
Speaker 2:I would count Five Nights at Freddy's. It's class five as a horror.
Speaker 3:Five Nights at Freddy's Um, it was a scary.
Speaker 2:I don't mean that.
Speaker 1:It's a scary movie. Cocaine bears, a comedy thriller and comedy.
Speaker 5:Gary movies like a parody. Yeah, it's a parody, but it's horror.
Speaker 2:Horror, jason's horror. What is it?
Speaker 3:The poltergeist, two or not, that know the no, no, no, what is? What is the one that? Oh fuck, I don't think it's poltergeist, it's the fucking, it's the one paranormal activity. There we go.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's the one where he was serious.
Speaker 3:I watched and then I can't think of any other ones. But I've actually watched, besides the fucking you know what with the ring, and because I remember the one scene with the horse where it jumps off the ship and then gets turned into chunks in the water.
Speaker 5:And then what is the?
Speaker 3:there was one more that I had on the top of my brain, the one where everything.
Speaker 2:Final destination, good one, that's all I've seen Did you know, final destination was supposed to be an X files episode. Really yeah it was supposed to be an X files episode. Things were going well. Something just happened where they just decided not to make it an episode, so the guy just kept the script and turned into a movie and then, boom, found destination. Yeah well, fun fact yeah those.
Speaker 3:I would say the Five Nights at Freddy's was the best one because I was able to watch it up being scared.
Speaker 2:It's not a scary movie. Let's be honest.
Speaker 6:I'm going to build us new desks.
Speaker 3:I am. Oh yeah, I got secret labs desks.
Speaker 1:Oh yes, Amityville horror was pretty scary.
Speaker 2:I think it's a Disney movie. It's a Disney movie, apparently.
Speaker 1:The fuck out.
Speaker 2:Yes, it is distributed by Hollywood Pictures, which is owned by Walt Disney Studios.
Speaker 3:So it's a Hollywood Pictures, not a Hollywood Pictures owned by Disney whenever it released.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what it has. Those technically Disney movie. Disney used to make horror movies in the 80s. Look at Watcher in the Woods or Bambi shot Markey is.
Speaker 1:Malcolm is a Disney.
Speaker 3:Markey plays the hunter and Bambi that kills the mom.
Speaker 5:Oh yeah, Is that what?
Speaker 3:I do yeah, yeah, you're the one that everybody hates. Yeah, what do you say? But would you do that? Didn't you do that? I think you did do that. You did do that you did.
Speaker 5:Do that?
Speaker 3:No, no you're going to lie. You're going to lie to all the listeners at home and the people that paid money to watch this. Is that?
Speaker 6:what we're doing. They shut down Hollywood Pictures one year after. Stay Alive.
Speaker 5:I have no idea what you're talking about.
Speaker 3:Well, they shut down Hollywood Pictures one year after Stay Alive came out. I think we're putting some money on Zeno's thing here, where Stay Alive was a pretty terrible movie.
Speaker 1:I was like maybe I'm wrong. It was pretty terrible. It's been a long time since I watched it.
Speaker 6:It means they also hadn't released a film for five years before they made Stay Alive.
Speaker 2:Hey, Stay Alive. Apparently has a director's cut.
Speaker 3:I'll show you my director's cut.
Speaker 1:They're apparently making a sequel, so suck it, stay Alive, yeah, a potential sequel is ongoing.
Speaker 6:Creatives are trying very hard to make another one.
Speaker 3:Like with.
Speaker 1:CGI and stuff like that. I could see it doing very well actually, yeah it's so good though Everybody gets.
Speaker 3:we can talk about Murky now. He's got his headset off and muted. He's gonna be verbally abused by Dusty. He's gonna be verbally abused by Dusty Hold on.
Speaker 6:I know, I know. He's being verbally abused by Dusty.
Speaker 3:Oh, he's leaving. He had to leave because she said don't put me on that fucking podcast. Rightfully so. What were the other things that you had on the agenda? You had a bunch of ideas for what we were working on.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so we have a Murky personality test.
Speaker 3:Are we all gonna take this personality?
Speaker 4:test no just just just murky.
Speaker 3:Is it to see how much of a racist you are?
Speaker 4:No no.
Speaker 2:No, something else. I mean, we don't need a test Murky for racism. So you guys, we've heard him say certain words that we should not be repeating.
Speaker 6:Fair. I mean the words that his parents said.
Speaker 2:I would help. I would help. His parents never said these words. I would like to believe most people don't say these words, but I know we don't want to make you his parents said those words.
Speaker 6:I was referring to your house, Murky, by the way.
Speaker 3:And we're back. Murky has a tiny dick.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, hang on, wait no it's a can of an event now.
Speaker 6:I also want you guys to know that I muted my mic to fart a few seconds ago.
Speaker 3:Oh, nice Thank you for being more considerate than your fiance. I wonder how it stepped up on my mic.
Speaker 5:Guys, I did not. You know how did it feel to like walk out of the locker room after showering and just have the biggest dick in gym class.
Speaker 1:You know I didn't really think much of it back then, but like it's because it was tiny back then. It didn't grow until you got out of high school. Yeah, maybe.
Speaker 5:How long you been swinging that hair?
Speaker 3:Man, she's got me working Jesus.
Speaker 1:It's like I feel like it's always been the same size, you know, but it's like.
Speaker 4:Oh, I'm a meter on running tomatoes.
Speaker 6:Stay alive at 10%.
Speaker 5:I feel like every sport, like if you had to shower like wrestlers, like you got to shower after man, if you're not, like you're going to get Ringworm, or like I got stuff in and then Tygo, there's all kinds of stuff you can get the same words?
Speaker 6:I don't even know.
Speaker 2:There's their skid yeah you just made it up, I know oh yeah, I say, my ex-brother in law got it all the time because he was a wrestler.
Speaker 5:And Fuck. Now I forgot where I was going with this. Oh, the showering and locker. Yeah, you know, everybody's got that guy on a team that's like. That dude's More well endowed than the rest of us and therefore he is respected because he can instantly be, like my dick's, bigger than yours.
Speaker 3:And you can't.
Speaker 6:And you know it's the truth, and he knows you know it's the guy in the van. I don't remember that.
Speaker 3:What and why do I not remember Frank? Stay alive, being in the movie ADHD. You know there's a lot happening. It's like conversation going on.
Speaker 1:I don't remember what you were getting at with the whole fucking showering thing All right, Marquis, let's do a personality test.
Speaker 3:Let's go.
Speaker 2:And since none of you fucks asked, my favorite horror movie is the thing? So moving on.
Speaker 5:I just thought you were going to. What's your opinion on Jeepers, on Jeepers, creepers? I love Jeepers Creepers.
Speaker 2:It's not the best. However, because of that movie I now view God was. I always forget his name Jeepers, creepers what's your fucking name, dude? And whenever I see him in a movie, I always want to see it just in long. I view him as a scream queen now Because he's always in horror movies and he does a great job in horror movies. Even if they're bad, he still does a good job, didn't he?
Speaker 1:do like a college movie. It is several movies.
Speaker 2:dude, your fiancee is just having you know add ASMR to our tagline.
Speaker 4:I don't know, I love the SMR.
Speaker 2:I was going to like that, but but Jeepers, creepers, based on something that actually happened in Michigan. Well, in fact they're for you.
Speaker 3:I'm going to need to feel like that.
Speaker 6:I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 3:Jariah is going to town on that post.
Speaker 2:Well, I mean, oh, look at him, fly up. So, murky, I found a personality test and when I stumbled across it I was like I need murky specifically murky to take this test. I didn't want to take it because I pretty sure I knew what the results were going to be. I didn't want Coco to take it because I knew exactly what his results would be, and I was 5050 on what Zeno's results were going to be, but I had no idea what yours could be. So that's why I wanted you to take this.
Speaker 5:Interesting.
Speaker 2:So you can give me one of five answers we're going to find out what this test is about. Two thumbs up.
Speaker 3:Oh OK, which means it's?
Speaker 4:very much like you. Nothing Thumbs up. That's kind of like you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, middle, that's kind of neutral. One thumbs down and two thumbs down. Yeah, one through five, all right.
Speaker 6:Like a great strongly agree Pretty much.
Speaker 2:But I just figured with thumbs up. It'd just be easier to do.
Speaker 5:I got that. I got hold of that. That meant a lot faster than you all thought. Let's go, we're saving time.
Speaker 2:All right, so I'm going to read a statement. It's respond with thumbs up, thumbs down, thumbs sideways, whatever Gotcha, all right. I have certain routines or habits that I feel I must follow.
Speaker 3:Is this an autistic test? I?
Speaker 6:think it is, it is.
Speaker 1:It's like I've taken this test before.
Speaker 2:I am almost always in the same neutral or flat mood.
Speaker 4:So you're always like in the same kind of mood. No.
Speaker 2:No, okay, one thumbs down. I am often beset by feelings of sadness. It just means you kind of just make sure that one do anything.
Speaker 5:Okay, we're getting into this.
Speaker 2:I mean, one thumbs up? Okay, just no. I get temper tantrums where others cannot reach me. I mean you get so angry that nobody can help you out. Nope, all right. Two thumbs down? Definitely not. I see a balloon, I worry it might pop.
Speaker 5:Well.
Speaker 4:I can't comprehend the question.
Speaker 3:I got an image of like in the old Oscar, can you say your answer out loud too, for the people who are Picture a ball pit?
Speaker 5:picture a ball pit, but on the ceiling.
Speaker 1:What the? Fuck are you doing A ball?
Speaker 5:I'm sorry, I mean, it was just a big cage on the ceiling at Osco. I bet Zeno knows what I'm talking about. There was a shit and they just put a shitload of balloons there with these long strings and you can just go up and grab them and they're went all the way. Yeah, yeah, they had a back.
Speaker 1:Yeah, exactly, yeah, yeah, back in the day, back in the day.
Speaker 5:I thought, of like having one of those really close and just letting it go and watching the string like go up right in front of your face and just like looking up and by the time you look back to grab the string like it's gone somehow, magically, this 12 feet of fucking string is gone. But yeah, no, I must say, neutral.
Speaker 2:OK, I sometimes have compulsive thoughts about being injured or having bad things happen to me in extremely specific ways. All right, thumbs up.
Speaker 3:I figured that was going to be all the time.
Speaker 2:I follow a set schedule closely and tend to avoid unfamiliar things. Look at that thinking face going on. Regular thumbs up, ok yeah.
Speaker 5:If I had in my life, I would go to work, I would come home.
Speaker 3:We're also saying your answer out loud for the audio listeners. Markey, could you? You could do the same, lazy fucking.
Speaker 4:I'm alone.
Speaker 1:He's autistic.
Speaker 4:We don't know that yet.
Speaker 2:I have a tendency to hit or destroy things when I am angry or stressed.
Speaker 3:Put two thumbs up for that one bro.
Speaker 1:No, through your fucking chicken on the ground. He started and then he became anti-Semitic you went into a hole in all fairness.
Speaker 2:It doesn't say turn racist, it says hit or destroy.
Speaker 1:Destroy the race. How many times have we been playing video games and you're like I'm so fucking mad right now I just like crushes controller.
Speaker 5:Others. I just grip the controls, flex it To a jet.
Speaker 2:Two thumbs up Two thumbs up. I need it from Markey, one thumb up.
Speaker 5:Okay, because there's a lot of times I don't destroy your hit anything, it's just I'm so fucking pissed off, but I don't.
Speaker 3:I just like I have fucking. I have three hard enough before to restart it.
Speaker 2:No, nice, I just like talking to people I don't know.
Speaker 3:You have to say two thumbs down because of the con incident.
Speaker 1:What's funny is that was the exact thing that I thought of. Remember when you were, remember when you accidentally hit on the lady at the con yeah, you got a second girlfriend that day.
Speaker 6:And that was the day you started getting beat.
Speaker 5:Oh, the con, me and Zeno went to.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but not true, not even factual.
Speaker 5:You didn't know anything about her. No, I was saying I'll get beat. Yeah, I definitely. Like I said, I'm nice to people who are working there on the clock. They're on the job. You're trying to sell something and you're doing a good job. I'm going to enjoy the experience because it's your job. If you're good at it and I want to buy what you have, yeah, why not have fucking. Be polite and just ask how someone's days. It's not a crime, do it Do?
Speaker 3:it.
Speaker 5:Let the thought win you, piece of shit.
Speaker 3:Light your head just seeing how guys would go I he's even already starting to lose some hair up there.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I know what it's that I can take it out.
Speaker 2:So, what are you going to guess?
Speaker 6:No, it's on fire. What was the question?
Speaker 2:You dislike talking to people you don't know.
Speaker 5:No, I never say to one thumb down. I thought I'm not Yep.
Speaker 3:Minus one on the autism scale.
Speaker 2:As a child I put most of the pressure on the front of my feet when walking, so you didn't really walk on your heels, you didn't really walk like full flat footed, you kind of like walked mainly or most pressure on the front.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I didn't start doing that until I started wrestling, because like that's a thing.
Speaker 2:So would you say two thumbs down for that one?
Speaker 5:I want to go flat.
Speaker 2:Flat neutral.
Speaker 6:I did that too much, because now I'm having issues with my Achilles tendon and my right foot. So Interesting.
Speaker 2:Hmm, hmm, I usually feel unhappy more days than not.
Speaker 4:What is it yeah?
Speaker 2:it says my sources say no to magic.
Speaker 5:That's just fucking society's a bitch and everything that's because, everything stops dick. I'm busting my ass.
Speaker 2:Is that one or two thumbs?
Speaker 5:I'll go one thumb.
Speaker 1:One thumb are.
Speaker 5:I was paying attention to the question.
Speaker 2:There are some beautiful as a child, I would often repeat words or phrases that were said to me.
Speaker 5:No, I didn't start fucking doing that until later in life too.
Speaker 1:And that was when I was reject.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that's what I started going through my Mick phase when I was like 17, like 16, 17, 18, mick phase. I would put that in front of everything McChicken, mcdouble, mcburger, mcsally. Mcmurkey drive to the goddamn McDollar, general up in this McVitch all the time. Why did you do that?
Speaker 6:I don't know, cocoa wants to make fuck, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:That's making mommy.
Speaker 5:I'm gonna give you a good old.
Speaker 3:McFucking.
Speaker 5:Damn it, man. I wish I had a buddy who, like fucking, I was best friends with since like first grade. Hey, fuck it If he didn't do heroin man, you guys, because we were fucking just the same dumb ass.
Speaker 4:That escalated quickly yeah.
Speaker 5:He started doing heroin and I had to cut him off because I was two thumbs up one thumb up neutral what and what heroin?
Speaker 6:Two thumbs down no no.
Speaker 4:No, no, that's not the question, wasn't even.
Speaker 1:I don't know how we got here ADHD, how we always get places. Do you repeat the statement?
Speaker 2:as a child, I would often repeat words or phrases that were said to me.
Speaker 1:Oh, that was a question, wasn't?
Speaker 5:neutral. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:When I'm having a conversation with someone, I prefer to look at the wall, at their shoes or somewhere other than right into their eyes.
Speaker 6:This is a hundred percent notistic test. I knew that after the first question. Well, that's because you've taken it.
Speaker 4:I'm going to say I don't think that. Did you stay with a random with a random person.
Speaker 2:No, it says just with anybody.
Speaker 5:I don't know I'm like if I talk to all you guys, I try to like look you in the eyes.
Speaker 3:Bro, even you guys, I don't like it.
Speaker 5:I try to look you in the eyes. Whatever that was either two thumbs up or two thumbs down, I don't remember. It's kind of like what you wanted. The question would determine.
Speaker 1:So I'm trying to think back, like well, birky is so animated when he talks sometimes, or like a lot of the times too. Though to like yeah would be like okay, you just think I ever see it.
Speaker 3:Okay, yeah, but whatever he does that, look back at you. I will say you just gave us a profile yeah it looked large.
Speaker 2:So would you say, it comes down then.
Speaker 5:OK, say the question one more time.
Speaker 3:Is it neutral? You said you look at people in the eyes when you talk to them.
Speaker 6:You say no, I look at the eyes.
Speaker 5:All right, so I have to say the dicks, I'm here, I'm right, in your eyes All right, we're giving that one, two thumbs down.
Speaker 2:Ok, people have told me that I speak like a robot.
Speaker 4:No two thumbs down.
Speaker 3:I can't answer that one for him.
Speaker 2:Being away from home for extended periods of time often stresses me out.
Speaker 3:Two thumbs up the why do you go to Florida all the time?
Speaker 5:Because it's only like a set time and I know exactly how much time it's going to be and I plan in advance for that time.
Speaker 2:People have told me that I can be obsessed about my interests.
Speaker 3:I mean, you did go ice fishing. Yeah, I can idiot.
Speaker 1:I cannot stand certain sounds.
Speaker 3:Such as and it gives like a list of things.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah yeah, there are certain sounds that like make my fucking back hurt. I don't know.
Speaker 5:That's the only way. My god, wait the real. If you don't know, you can go to the internet. I mean you can go to the internet. I mean you can go to the internet.
Speaker 6:The real if you don't like certain sounds. Does that mean you're autistic?
Speaker 4:In.
Speaker 6:Styrofoam. Do you know Dude?
Speaker 1:it's real. I fucking hate the sound If you take a knife and you cut Styrofoam.
Speaker 6:No, my name is. I don't even like to touch it because I feel it inside me Like the noise.
Speaker 1:Do it. Did? My dad used to like these Styrofoam plates for fucking everything and he would like cut an onion on a Styrofoam plate or something like that. I can't fucking deal with it, dude, fucking. It just makes my skin crawl. I don't know why, probably the Tism.
Speaker 2:People sometimes tell me that I'm being rude in conversations, even though I think I'm being very polite.
Speaker 1:Does he tell them that all the time? I mean, I cut you guys off all the time, so you apologize to, and then most of us don't care, because we do it too, because the ADHD is, we don't spit out the fucking thought, right, then it's going to go away. We'll never remember it, right.
Speaker 5:Um, I'll go neutral. I'll ride neutral on that. I know I don't think people ever call me out for being rude. I'm like if I'm being polite as fuck, I'll be in place.
Speaker 2:Idioms are often confusing to me. What was that? I'm an idiom, idiom I'm feeling like a million bucks. Oh, like a similar metaphor and shit like that.
Speaker 6:Rain, cats and dogs see the light.
Speaker 2:Oh so idioms is just like a common expression that may not be grammatically correct, but we use it all the time in our natural speak. And what is the? How is it? Or do I like those, or do I?
Speaker 5:dislike those. They're confusing To you.
Speaker 2:So if I came up to you and I was like man, I'm feeling, like oh, I say dumb shit all the time like that.
Speaker 1:I'm feeling more nervous than a long tailed cat Right now.
Speaker 5:I swear to God, if I went to the mountains, I carve you a path, I tell you.
Speaker 2:Two thumbs down for that one Okay.
Speaker 1:He's like I'm more nervous than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. No, I'm sorry, this one's about to get real, I rarely experience happiness or joy.
Speaker 5:No, I'd say it's on top of that we all like, looked up like uh, oh, oh.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna say it does not matter the person, but I will generally avoid eye contact.
Speaker 3:We just went over this.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but I was well speaking. I was just looking at a person. I'm down. I'm down. Okay, people have told me that I make repetitive strange noises.
Speaker 5:Me, I'm about to burn. Does he know? Do I make fucking stupid repetitive noises?
Speaker 2:Or or Wow yeah.
Speaker 4:So I make the noises.
Speaker 5:One thumb towards. I make the noises.
Speaker 2:Okay, uh, others have told me that I have repetitive bodily movements.
Speaker 4:You mean like you have a little stick.
Speaker 5:How do you?
Speaker 2:basically, you have a little Okay.
Speaker 5:Oh, I would the like the knee up and down.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that would be a repetitive bodily movement, like he's doing right now. You probably see my camera shaking.
Speaker 3:Camera is shaking.
Speaker 2:So it'd be two thumbs up for me, baby.
Speaker 5:I'm gonna go one thumb up. It's not all the time, but if I'm sitting and I don't sit a lot normally- I'm like a standing guy.
Speaker 2:I am very sensitive to noise.
Speaker 1:One thumb down. One thumb down, all right, not sensitive noise, all right Like in the sense like you might get distracted by noise.
Speaker 2:I think that you hate it yeah.
Speaker 5:You're walking noise in general. Yeah, I know I have how fucking run up impact, the half inch impact right next to my fucking ears. What do you mean? Two thumbs up? I'm a man. No, it's just the loudest thing I can think of right now. I'm gonna go. No, not sensitive to noises, all right, we have a dislike of loud noises. If that was the.
Speaker 2:I often rock myself back and forth or mess with my hands in order to relieve some kind of stress.
Speaker 5:One thumb down, one thumb down. I fucking my hands up. It's not to relieve stress, it's just like to be fucking around because I'm an idiot, I have squirtle fucking, humping a trumpet in my head.
Speaker 3:Can you believe it guys?
Speaker 2:We're halfway through.
Speaker 3:Well, we're there, well, we're leaving a prayer, yeah.
Speaker 2:Happy rice track. All right, fuck him. No, I think I already know what this is going to be for, murky, but it is hard for me to sit still without fidgeting.
Speaker 3:He's already not sitting still.
Speaker 5:There are certain times I can for long periods of time, but only if I'm deer hunting. That's like the only time, but other than that, yeah, I'd like to be moving.
Speaker 2:I enjoy parties.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 3:There goes the autism down on the autism scale again. Damn it.
Speaker 2:I have a tendency to yell at people when I get frustrated or stressed out.
Speaker 3:Remember that one time you just said fuck you Coco for no reason, because I was laughing with Zeno. It was so funny.
Speaker 1:You say fuck you Coco, Fucking piece of shit.
Speaker 5:Just yelling for nothing.
Speaker 2:I prefer to do my own thing rather than do it with others.
Speaker 5:No. I'd rather be a lot of people for sure. If I could do something by myself or do something with all you guys, I'd definitely do it with all you guys.
Speaker 3:All right circle jerk party. Here we come Yo.
Speaker 2:All right. I almost always carry some special object in my pockets or wallet that provides me with some kind of security or comfort or control.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 5:Definitely.
Speaker 4:What is it?
Speaker 5:Yeah, what is it? Why are you? Why are you asking?
Speaker 6:Is it a Polaroid?
Speaker 2:No, Is it a knife?
Speaker 6:Is it part of your?
Speaker 3:mom's hair, no Is it, your mom's pubes. No.
Speaker 5:Is it your?
Speaker 6:mom's ashes.
Speaker 5:No, it's not that either, any other bases anyone would like to cover? No, I'm good.
Speaker 1:Is it your own pubes?
Speaker 4:No Wait, what was the?
Speaker 2:long pause there. You had to think about it I want to answer those through to you.
Speaker 5:What did Zeno to have a little hope?
Speaker 1:No, it's not that I did. I had a lot of hope actually.
Speaker 5:No, there's this little tiny rose actually that was. It was like just an adhesive backed and I had it on for my stepdad's father's funeral and my mom put on there, like no one else had one and for whatever reason it stayed on the sport jacket I had on for the funeral. And then, like when my mom died I think I found it, or maybe before that, possibly. I think it was when my mom died and like I was moving around a bunch of shit and the rose thing was still on the, I put it in my wallet. Like the adhesive back was still sticky, so I stuck it in my wallet.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah.
Speaker 5:That's cute. Oh, thank you. Go up here, boss, my adhesive back is sticky too.
Speaker 1:Do you say Coco's back is sticky? I believe it.
Speaker 6:My adhesive back is sticky.
Speaker 2:At parties or social gatherings, I will usually stand in corners or close to a wall. Yeah, bumps up.
Speaker 5:All right. I just want to see everybody comes in. You gotta be in control, I just want to see who's coming in? I'm weird like that. I've never carried a gun on me, but I just like to see like what's happening, like I would be like facing away from everybody, so if I pick a corner I can see everything, and I fucking see everything that's going on.
Speaker 3:I think he missed the point of the question.
Speaker 2:I'm curious what Murky's position on this is going to be, but I know what everybody else is going to say. I'm curious. Others have told me that I have problems managing my anger.
Speaker 4:I'm going to say I'm going to do it.
Speaker 3:You're a fucking liar.
Speaker 5:You're a fucking liar. You dumb piece of shit. In a professional world. I am very good most days, Most days but it's also because of my occupation. The cross shot because everything sucks. It's rusty, it's old, it's 25 years old. That motherfucker could buy booze, go to the gas station, get smokes with the lottery and shit it all away in less than three months. Okay, wow.
Speaker 1:Yeah, does something that happened, murky, no, I need to talk about, maybe have some anger that you're having trouble Whenever you yelled at me for laughing with you.
Speaker 3:Know that's true. Remember, whenever you became anti-Semitic, when you dropped chicken on the floor. It didn't happen, dude. It didn't happen, dude.
Speaker 5:I wasn't even there, oh factual.
Speaker 3:I wasn't even there.
Speaker 5:There, shut the fuck up.
Speaker 3:Caleb's a liar.
Speaker 2:It is stressful for me to retain eye contact with others for too long.
Speaker 5:The too long is weird. Yes, I would agree with that. I don't know that.
Speaker 1:I say it's a couple of days, but it's like it just feels awkward right, like yeah, I don't like it If I don't like it.
Speaker 5:Thanks, guys, Thank you. Yeah, this fucking is weird, it's fucking weird.
Speaker 2:Even when I am paying attention in conversations, I do not necessarily look into the eyes of the speaker.
Speaker 5:I tell you, guys, I'm paying attention, but really you don't you don't understand anything.
Speaker 6:You don't listen to anything that's cocoa. Damn it. We'll be having a whole conversation.
Speaker 5:I've already thought about the question, now Can you repeat it?
Speaker 2:So, even though you're really paying attention to the conversation, you don't always look into the person's eyes when they're speaking to you.
Speaker 5:No, no, I'm out of my contact. If someone's talking, if you guys were telling me something, fuck I'm going to listen. I'm going to make just like here and then be like fuck yeah, dude back, hell yeah back. I talked to my friend, I didn't know that.
Speaker 3:Hey, look at all of our cameras.
Speaker 5:Good, I love it.
Speaker 2:Well, I mean, I'll be mine, I guess.
Speaker 3:I don't like it but I don't like it.
Speaker 2:I talked to my friends at a party the same way I would talk to my coworkers.
Speaker 1:No, he's never told one of his coworkers He'd suck his dick.
Speaker 3:He'd also. He's also never fucking called one of his coworkers or his chicken K word in front of his coworkers.
Speaker 2:When watching movies, I do not usually look at the eyes of the actors. I mean, I don't, I know.
Speaker 6:I know, really trying to get me to order something from her.
Speaker 5:Usually usually yeah, I've never really All right.
Speaker 2:This one. I know absolutely what murky is going to say. I have never been good at sports.
Speaker 5:Do them sound. Yeah.
Speaker 2:I feel irritated or angry when I have to navigate uncertain situations. So you are in a what's up with the traffic.
Speaker 5:I'm pissed.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, if I am in a construction place I've never driven through or it changes drastically. I'm not happy yeah.
Speaker 5:Or just yet places I don't know in general, if I don't know where the road is exactly. Yeah, I'm not having a good time.
Speaker 3:Me when I was driving in Michigan the other day. Whenever, at Christmas, whenever it was raining, I was like man Michigan sucks, the lines don't show up in the door.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I know yeah, never mind.
Speaker 2:I often bump into things or trip over my own feet.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Fucking klutz.
Speaker 1:I do the same thing.
Speaker 2:I do not like going to loud places such as malls, markets, amusement parks, concerts. Thumbs down. He knows how to do a concert with me.
Speaker 1:I got a funny story about Murky at this concert. I don't know if we've told you guys this, yet Can we take a?
Speaker 5:you had to take a five minute story. I just want to go to the bathroom and smoke this cigarette.
Speaker 2:You got nine questions.
Speaker 5:Nine more questions. I got nine more questions. You know, remember the concert?
Speaker 2:He's probably going to forget. Yeah, new social situations make me anxious. This would be a for me. Yeah.
Speaker 3:Most of these have been double thumbs up new.
Speaker 5:Yeah, something new to me is yeah.
Speaker 2:I hate the sound of fireworks, fire alarms or thunder.
Speaker 5:No, no, I'm going to say no.
Speaker 3:Oh, when I get a new one, I love fireworks and I love thunder, but I hate fire, right? Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 5:I'm just yeah, I was about to do not, so I'm good with Sorry. Continue.
Speaker 2:When I get angry, I feel like calm down faster than most people.
Speaker 5:Then most people yeah, no, no, yeah.
Speaker 3:I come back down to earth pretty quick. Let's get it. Chicken, chicken, you're mad. It all comes back to the chicken full circle to the chicken man, this episode, it all comes back to the chicken. It's not a chicken, it's a chicken.
Speaker 5:The fucking sweet baby raised. That shit was pristine. And you know what I did? I threw it in the fucking ground. You're still mad? I threw it in the fucking ground. I am, I'm still fucking mad about it. I remember he was so juicy that bitch was little leaking, that chicken was leaking.
Speaker 1:Dusty gave me a try to help clean it up and she's like why are you mad, honey? Just pick it up, just fucking eat it he could get more chicken he's like. I'm fucking stupid. I fucking threw this chicken on the floor. I'm an idiot.
Speaker 4:I don't deserve to live.
Speaker 5:No. Next question, this question, what question?
Speaker 2:Alright. Others say that I speak too loudly, yeah.
Speaker 1:Coco, coco does speak rather loudly, I do. I got another fucking story about that too. Fucking Coco talking too loudly. I don't think I ever brought this up before because I forgot about it, but it just fucking came back to me.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna write that shit down, dude. I'm gonna write that shit down. I don't even know what the story is about. Put in the notes in your phone.
Speaker 2:This one, I feel like, is calling me out. In particular. I accumulate lots of facts and subjects and topics that interest me.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you do that all the time. Who me? No, he does. Yeah, I figured he does.
Speaker 5:I'm dumb. I'm dumb brain. No, hold stuff.
Speaker 4:I have trouble. I have trouble understanding.
Speaker 3:I have one brain cell and it dies.
Speaker 5:You have trouble what?
Speaker 2:I have trouble understanding what people mean when they say they feel happy for someone else.
Speaker 5:Neutral, I guess. Okay, good news is good news.
Speaker 2:I am rarely worried about anything.
Speaker 5:False One thumb down.
Speaker 2:I have been described as having an unusual posture with that ass, I'd imagine.
Speaker 5:Dude yeah, absolutely, this thing fucks my back, alright two more questions.
Speaker 2:I find it difficult to make decisions or act without guidance from others. This one, I feel like, is calling me out again. This is like in a general sense or like a general sense.
Speaker 5:It's an important question in a sense, like I, I'm going to say you call that because like a day to day basis. Obviously I make up all of my own decisions and things of the nature in my profession because, like I have to, that's what I'm trying to do. I'm going to set this where others with other stuff that are is like important to life, like obviously I seek advice from people older and wiser than myself.
Speaker 1:Mostly me yeah.
Speaker 2:I get obsessed with strings of numbers such as date license plates.
Speaker 5:I do read a bunch of license plates, For whatever reason. I'm looking at my day, I guess I don't read and memorize them. So I would say one thumb down.
Speaker 2:One thumb. Oh, I had two thumbs down for you, all right, so one thumb down.
Speaker 3:Finish he's not autistic.
Speaker 5:If someone's like if I see someone driving stupid instantly like I have their license plate like at my dome, just in case. But that's really the one.
Speaker 2:All right, here's our results.
Speaker 6:It was like what is happening?
Speaker 2:Drum roll please. Apparently, mercury is just really fucking anxious Ticks and fish.
Speaker 5:It makes sense. Anxiety, ticks and fiddles.
Speaker 2:So your highest is anxiety, ticks and fidgets, and then abnormal posture. Depressions and fixations are tied for third place.
Speaker 3:I'm surprised the question is not higher, it's because he lied.
Speaker 5:What do you mean?
Speaker 2:Oh yeah. So I don't think you're autistic, mercury, but I feel like maybe you should see somebody.
Speaker 1:You should see a professional. There are All right, I'll tell you the, the murky story, gorgeous Daddy, daddy, daddy.
Speaker 3:Let's go with the murky.
Speaker 1:So I had so murky story first, then I'll hear the cocoa story.
Speaker 3:I don't remember the murky he has.
Speaker 1:I don't know that I ever told you the cocoa story I was going to tell you like later in the day, but then I forgot about it and I'm sure I'd never brought it back up?
Speaker 4:Or does he just throw out?
Speaker 2:He's he's, he's, he's. The lady is probably in the background.
Speaker 3:Like, oh my God, all right, murky story, let's go Murky story.
Speaker 1:So, yeah, this is. This will test to murky's love for concerts. So a co-worker of murky and I's. This was shortly after murky started working with me at old body shop and we were going to a disturbed Breaking Benjamin and somebody else I can't remember the other person concert and murky was like dope, I want to go to that. So we bought tickets to, and on the way to the concert, murky had Mason jars like six or seven of them, maybe even more, but some of them were filled with Tito's red or Tito's vodka or Tito's vodka, and the others were filled with Red Bull. So, dusty, plug in her nose to get a kiss. His feet stink so bad You're.
Speaker 5:So she came in she was oh my foot, Like she's like, oh my fucking God, what the fuck. And I was like what, what happened? I was just like did he grab those old pair of shoes I have that like are not like my dishing shoes and like outdoor shoes? Mm, hmm, she goes. I'm fucking throwing these out right now and I was like I had it warm those for like days, like if I put them on. I put them on for five minutes like smoke, stick her outside and she goes. Then what the fuck?
Speaker 6:I have shoes Are you still shoes like that, yeah.
Speaker 5:And she's like do you do it? What? Why does it smell so bad? Reactivates I was like I took my socks off and fucking let him out for a little bit. I put new socks on shit. I like I don't smell nothing. I don't smell nothing. And she's like it smells like fucking shit, like fucking shit.
Speaker 1:Well then, so, as you were, zeno, on our way to this concert, murky has these Mason jars with some with Red Bull, some with fucking Tito's vodka, and he's making fucking stiff ass Tito's Red Bulls on the way to this concert. So by the time we get there, murky's feeling pretty fucking good already and then he proceeds to drink beer while we're at the concert. So it starts off. Me, murky and this other co worker were all together. We're listening to the concert, having a good time. Murky's head banging and shit. He had like a couple beers at this point and he's fucking rocking out and stuff like that. And then he was like I'm going to go get in the fucking mosh pit. We're like right on, he hands me his beer this is like his third beer, fourth beer maybe that he's gotten Since we got to the concert. Hands me his beer, disappears, gone for like an hour, didn't know where murky was. Murky comes back and he's like yeah, I was in the fucking mosh pit, I was fucking sick having a great fucking time. This is great concert and shit. And he's like head banging and shit like that. And I took a video of him like just fucking going to town. I'm sure I still have it off to send it to you guys because he was just fucking live in life, having the best fucking time.
Speaker 1:Shortly after that, he's like head banging and stuff like that. And he just goes Just like a deep breath and like you can see his face like turn into a little pale. And I was just like you, good man, and he's like yeah, yeah, I'm fucking good, fucking rocking out and shit, this is a good time, and stuff. And then a few minutes later, same thing. He just like his face like goes like blank and he just like takes a deep breath. And I was like dude, you, you sure you're OK? He's like yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm fine, I'm fine, Don't worry about it, and stuff like that. A few minutes later he's head banging and stuff. And all of a sudden he just goes and like points out of the arena and just like starts walking away out the exit. And so me and the other co-worker I'm with we wait for a moment and I like watch him leave the arena and he goes. Should we check on him? And I was like I don't know, he seems like he's. He said he was fine and like as he got out of the arena, my co-worker is like yeah, we need to go follow him. So we follow him out of this arena and through this hallway as murky's like passing anybody that looks like they're also having a good time in this arena. He's just like this is a fucking kick ass show Like rock on. Guys Like this is fucking awesome.
Speaker 1:And murky goes into the bathroom. My co-worker followed him in just to make sure he was like actually going to the bathroom or what he was doing. And he came back out and he goes oh yeah, he's, he's fine, he's just standing out of urinal and stuff real quick. So he's probably just taking a pee real quick. And I was like I told him I was like dude, I took a video of murky fucking head banging and shit because he was having such a good fucking time and we watched the video and we're like man, his face is pretty fucking pale. My co-worker then that was like I'm going to check on him again. When he checked on him the second time, murky was on his knees throwing up in the urinal. Another guy was in there. Murky like threw up in the urinal, flushed it, went over to the sink, was washing his hands and stuff like that, talking to this guy about how great of a fucking time he's having at the show and shit.
Speaker 1:And me and my co-worker walk in and we're like, yeah, he's, he's having a pretty fucking good time and stuff. And this guy is like, yeah, are you with him? We're like yeah, he's with us. And he just goes dude, I'm pretty fucking drunk, this guy. We're like yeah, yeah, we know, we know he's on a fucking another planet right now. We walk out of the bathroom and I was like Murky, you need like nachos or like a pretzel, anything like you haven't eaten anything at all in a while. Like you want something because we he had to work the next day. I took the next day off.
Speaker 1:This was like a Wednesday night or something like that, and it was in Fort Wayne, so we had like a three hour drive home after the concert too. So we walk out of the bathroom. He's like no, no, no, I don't need any of that shit, I'm good. I'm good, I'm fine. We start walking back into the arena. Murky's like I'm a fucking, get back in that pit, dude. And we're like no, you're going to chill out the rest of the night. You're going to hang out with us. You're not going back in the page Like all right, not going back in the pit, but this is a fucking awesome show. Right, we're like yeah, it's fucking awesome show, murky, you're having a good time. The next day Murky was fucking trash. I picked him up and we went to lunch and he like could barely eat anything because he was like he had fucking drink so much. He was so hung over the next day. He didn't get shit done at work the next day either. Fucking party boy Murky over there.
Speaker 3:When did I get shit on? You were thrown up in the urinal At the concert.
Speaker 1:You were blackout drunk. You had to hear the story to remember. Dude he was.
Speaker 5:No, the thing is, I didn't even get.
Speaker 3:I'd like.
Speaker 4:I was fine.
Speaker 6:It's. It's browning their spots.
Speaker 5:I was browning out spots. I remember vividly. All right, you guys are going to be, for the Coco story.
Speaker 1:now, what did I do? I?
Speaker 3:really want to know.
Speaker 1:So this is, this is the testament to Coco fucking talking too loud. So this was when we went to go see Paramore Right. So before the show the doors hadn't opened yet, there was a hotel right next to the venue and we decided to go to the bar. Before going to this hotel bar, I had made a comment to Coco. We had had a bachi for dinner and I was like I'm definitely going to have to shit, probably before this, the end of this concert, like it's going to be Prairie Dog. And on the way back to the house after the concert.
Speaker 4:Yeah, like, yeah, I probably go to, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:So I remember I went to the bathroom.
Speaker 1:I didn't have to shit yet. I went to the bathroom to pee or something like that. In the meantime, Coco went and sat at the fucking hotel bar. When I came back there was Coco and empty seat and then two cute girls that were also going to the Paramore concert. I walk up to the bar to sit next to Coco. Coco just goes hey, you might want to take that shit here before we go to the concert.
Speaker 1:You said you're going to have to shit, so you want to do that now, before we go, like that would be a good time to take that shit. I'm like, yeah, coco, thank you, that would be great. That's a that's a great idea. Coco, this is you're right.
Speaker 3:Did you go take that shit?
Speaker 1:I didn't go take that it's like a crawl back up inside of me I was like I'm totally going to be like Coco. What the fuck are you doing later?
Speaker 4:But then I fucking forgot all about it, that's great, that's great.
Speaker 3:How could I?
Speaker 5:I wouldn't even go. I wouldn't even go to the cats.
Speaker 1:The shit was so funny. I was like I know Coco doesn't, like he's just not thinking about it and he's not observing the room right now or what's going on. I don't serve anything. I was just like God damn it Coco.
Speaker 3:Yeah pretty pretty funny shit right there.
Speaker 1:It was pretty fucking hilarious.
Speaker 3:Don't ever ask me to be a wingman.
Speaker 1:Yeah, exactly that's. I think Matt man might be the only person that knew that story, because I remember when I came home he asked how things went and he was like you find any cuties? I was like let me tell you why Coco's not going to be my wingman ever. And I told him the story and I was like I was going to tell everybody else but.
Speaker 6:I don't know how to date, Like I pursued him.
Speaker 1:Oh he gets he obviously didn't think he was in your league.
Speaker 6:What.
Speaker 1:He obviously just didn't think he was in your league. That's why he didn't pursue.
Speaker 6:He was like he's way out of my league. I dream about somebody sliding into his DMs and I was like you know what? Fuck it, I will.
Speaker 5:Now you're here, I'll be extra sauce and I'm messing up pasta.
Speaker 1:Was it the Chick-Tac garlic perm pasta?
Speaker 3:Yeah, I did it wrong.
Speaker 1:It was so good, dude, I want it. Why is it so bad? Next time I come over I'll make it for you guys.
Speaker 6:No, he's going to make it.
Speaker 3:Oh, ok, I'll make it right.
Speaker 6:I'll put a little frito sauce in it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you got garlic I'm you got to do a bottle of the garlic parmie sauce.
Speaker 3:I'm going to put my bottle in your mouth.
Speaker 1:Do you have a pressure cooker?
Speaker 6:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Really easy to do it with a pressure cooker.
Speaker 6:That's what he did.
Speaker 1:Oh, you put a black cream cheese in it.
Speaker 3:I put the Bronx awesome, that's how I mess it up.
Speaker 6:He made Alfredo like he made Alfredo that had cream cheese added to it.
Speaker 4:It was good.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it sounds like it's good.
Speaker 4:It just wasn't.
Speaker 1:It wasn't garlic parm that.
Speaker 6:I want.
Speaker 5:Right, right, it was supposed to be you should have came upstairs and was like how does it look?
Speaker 3:I started it because he was like I ain't got the kind of cubes bro.
Speaker 5:Yes, it doesn't feel like it looks white Possibly due to the ears. What does he said You're hot as fuck due to the ears.
Speaker 6:Thank you.
Speaker 1:Yes, it's got a new woman now. I don't know if Dusty knows.
Speaker 6:Oh yeah, don't tell her.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, yeah, that would be all bad. Don't tell her, Okay she's like I was trying to move in on my woman. Now Right.
Speaker 6:Hey, hey, I love all the ladies. Yeah, he was just. I was like, how does it look? And he's like, I don't know, it looks white. I was like what do you mean? It looks white. And I went over and I was like, why doesn't it look right? Then I look in the cabinet and the garlic parm sauce was in there. He's like, well, it said parmesan sauce, that's Alfredo. Right, I'm going to try. I'm going to try. I'm going to try. And he's adamant that it's not garlic and you're going to use it.
Speaker 5:I don't even need to take that autistic test. I need to prove that I'm autistic. This story proves it.
Speaker 3:I didn't want you to take it.
Speaker 6:I mean, you would have been autistic enough, so I sent the fucking screenshot of it saying garlic parm to him and he was like I'm going to try it, I'm going to try it, I'm going to try it, I'm going to try it. But it tasted very good. It just wasn't what I was trying to try.
Speaker 5:Right I, I spoke it into existence.
Speaker 6:You did, you really did. It's your fault.
Speaker 1:What a piece of shit.
Speaker 6:Marquis literally hopped on discord earlier and Merky was like oh, she's coming because you you fucked up dinner. And I was like wait, he fucked up dinner, you're out.
Speaker 1:Oh well, you're in trouble.
Speaker 3:No, I'm like twice. If you need help. What was the other thing we were going to do?
Speaker 2:Yeah, so the other thing is I have a list of a bunch of different kinks and fetishes and I need you guys to try to describe them based on just what the name of the kink or fetish is.
Speaker 6:What if we know?
Speaker 3:Yeah, if you know, say it, if you know, probably just abstain.
Speaker 1:They this is like like like the last. Yeah, no judgment, kink zone. All right, what's the first one? All?
Speaker 2:right, so we're doing these in alphabetical order. So we are starting off with the A's, so the first thing is called age play.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, is it like you like Assuming your partner is a different age? What do you mean by that? Like role play?
Speaker 6:I'm going to wait, like with age, essentially, yeah.
Speaker 2:So this is where you kind of have the the daddy dominant baby girl kind of a thing, or sometimes your partner might dress up as a child, like a little infant, and then we're a diaper.
Speaker 1:I've seen that on a thousand ways to die Fuck.
Speaker 2:All right, hmm, anal lingo.
Speaker 3:Is that just?
Speaker 2:excuse me.
Speaker 4:This is what you asked me about.
Speaker 3:Is that just anal sex?
Speaker 6:No, no it's like honeylingus, but anal lingo. Anal lingo, what is that? You literally asked me if you cleaned your butt enough If I would lick your butt the other day. Oh, is that what that is?
Speaker 2:Yeah, anal lingo is the act of eating your partner's ass. Well, he does Is eating out your partner's pussy.
Speaker 3:He does that a lot.
Speaker 4:He's an ass.
Speaker 3:Do you eat a dirty ass or do you eat a clean ass?
Speaker 1:I was going to be clean. Always got to be a clean ass.
Speaker 3:There are some people that are in this gas. He's an ass eater. Yeah, he's an ass eater.
Speaker 6:It's 2024. Everybody eats ass except me.
Speaker 2:Oh 24.
Speaker 1:High five Guess.
Speaker 6:I'll get my ass eight, though. What of I couldn't do it All right.
Speaker 2:Next one, abrasion.
Speaker 3:Please don't tell me that involves sandpaper on the genitalia. It does, oh, no, oh no. Why who?
Speaker 1:wants that, I just took a stand. I just wanted to be right. I'm judging who wants that. All right, merky, look at me. No, no.
Speaker 5:No, a little bit of teeth is too much.
Speaker 1:Yeah, for real.
Speaker 2:So this is where you get sexually aroused by being touched or touching harsher scratchy surfaces such as sandpaper or steel.
Speaker 1:Oh, what's not?
Speaker 2:like actually rubbing out there's like an extreme, where you are jerking off with sandpaper and there's a lower version.
Speaker 4:My answer was considered correct. This is like. This is like the family feud.
Speaker 3:Fucking logic here. Yes, good answer. Good answer. You say grandpa becomes a person.
Speaker 2:Right, so I'm probably going to mispronounce this, but I will try to pronounce it as best as I can.
Speaker 3:One of us are going to correct them.
Speaker 6:Yep.
Speaker 2:So I believe it's pronounced. Actor Rasty have no idea. Let me put it in the ADHD after dark group chat here, so you, as you, can see the word, but it's a very unique fetish.
Speaker 1:It has to be back to Rasty.
Speaker 2:So just based on that word alone and for our viewers and listeners, that's about a C T I R A S T Y.
Speaker 1:I'm assuming it has something to do with like War, play like role playing kind of a thing, yeah, like acting out a scene. Maybe I don't think we're going to get this.
Speaker 3:All right, what do you think?
Speaker 2:of me. You're asking the dumb person.
Speaker 3:He's like oh, this is.
Speaker 1:Act and Rasty. I think it's where you act, and I think instead of Rasty.
Speaker 5:It's real nasty Act and nasty there you go Trash all over the place. No, I don't know.
Speaker 6:The trash? I have no idea. If you could just take a guess based off what that word looks like Act Rasty, I would guess something that's like acting out something you're not. I don't know.
Speaker 2:All right, coco. What do you think?
Speaker 3:Didn't I say my? I already forgot what my answer was. Yeah, I said the same thing as me.
Speaker 1:It's like acting out a scene or something.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So it has nothing to do with acting.
Speaker 6:Well, no, I don't understand it.
Speaker 2:So, depending on the person or the preference, essentially this is where you are turned on by different types of weather Interesting.
Speaker 3:So like a part of the most clouds I'm, so I'm a meteorite right now.
Speaker 5:It could be.
Speaker 2:It could be like rain on where you're turned on by thunderstorms. I mean, who is trying to fill you out? Well, you know.
Speaker 1:I mean the thunderstorms get you in the mood for fucking anything.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you get turned on by different types of weather.
Speaker 4:I say is acting yeah?
Speaker 2:All right, this one, I feel like shit is just going to be a gimmie for you guys, bondage.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:What we did last night, hey hey, yo yeah, it's bondage bondage, bondage.
Speaker 6:Well, being restrained. It doesn't necessarily mean any sort of certain bondage. It could be tying up or restraints or anything.
Speaker 2:Yes, Uh, last one for B. There's not a lot on this list for B. Uh, blindfold.
Speaker 3:I don't know. You just put a blindfold on and then fucking.
Speaker 6:I just love looking at blindfolds.
Speaker 2:So this is listed as putting on a blindfold and either using your imagination as to who your partner might be or unknowingly know who your partner might be.
Speaker 3:This is essentially the same thing as saying I don't think you're hot, I need to imagine it, and closing your eyes while you're having or putting on a blindfold and then getting raped.
Speaker 6:So that's good.
Speaker 2:Uh, this one says that blindfold sex is really popular with people who struggle with anxiety during sex.
Speaker 1:You know that checks out, because I had a girlfriend, one of my first partners. Why did you say Murky?
Speaker 6:Because he was so anxious.
Speaker 5:Oh.
Speaker 6:Oh.
Speaker 5:Yeah, what am I doing?
Speaker 1:I feel like you took two Next time you go to fuck dusty teller that I want to use a blindfold.
Speaker 3:See how that goes.
Speaker 1:No, no, that would be all.
Speaker 2:No, he would die, you would be dead.
Speaker 6:I want to put on a blindfold and then we can do whatever you want to me she'll beat him.
Speaker 3:Oh my god, no, he'll fucking take the blindfold off and his dick will be gone.
Speaker 1:Well, one of my first partners, she was like that, whereas she was like I don't want you like looking at me, like close your eyes, and I'm gonna close my eyes, like I don't want, like I don't want you to see me. She was just self-conscious, yeah, about herself, and so she didn't want like somebody looking at her during. But she would also do it because she just felt Awkward that somebody else was just closing their eyes during sex.
Speaker 6:I was like okay, hard like it was don't know what's going on it was very yeah.
Speaker 1:I mean, it was like one of my first partners was like, alright, this is fucking normal or whatever, right, fine.
Speaker 6:I gotta close my eyes. Who cares?
Speaker 1:Yeah yeah exactly. Get in there once you know and then two minutes later, it's like I'm gonna go make a sandwich or something.
Speaker 2:Next one alright, next one. We're in the seas now, so we got cuckolding.
Speaker 1:When you like watching somebody else cuddle with your partner yes, cuddling your partner.
Speaker 6:Yeah, the cuddling no.
Speaker 3:They're fucking.
Speaker 2:So it is when you have a heterosexual couple and they agree were the female, start sleeping around with other men and humiliates the male partner.
Speaker 1:Wow, we're not having sex, so, like Will Smith, yes, essentially.
Speaker 3:I loved you in a while.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Will Smith. Keep my wife's name.
Speaker 1:Ouch, oh, that's why I said his name, I didn't say his wife's name. You all see now that works.
Speaker 3:I hope he walks around that door right now, around that corner right now he just slaps me to the ground.
Speaker 4:He walks away.
Speaker 1:I wish I could, like had the money to pay an actor that looks like Will Smith Just walk and smack me to the ground leave.
Speaker 2:CBT.
Speaker 6:I've heard of this one. What is this one?
Speaker 3:You probably heard this one and it's CVD CBT this is what they call you give us what the acronym Stands for at work or what, absolutely give it away Okay. They call our training this at work. So I have no idea because I can't think of anything but the HR training that I have to do.
Speaker 2:It's probably gonna change your mind on what your training is.
Speaker 6:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:What's the?
Speaker 3:It's cock cock ball Torsion, you're so close, so stupidly close.
Speaker 6:Yeah, start with Tor.
Speaker 1:Portion, they say torsion.
Speaker 2:Tor Sure yeah, oh, cocking ball torture, where you enjoy having your testicles and or shaft Utilated in some form or fashion, such as having them stepped on by high heels. This next one, I really didn't know this was a kink or fetish, uh claustrophobia.
Speaker 3:Oh, really Okay I was at a kink.
Speaker 6:You just fucking tiny places.
Speaker 1:I Maybe it's like an erotica thing, like some people like being choked to the point that you're in the verge of death. I mean, yeah, maybe like the stress of it and like get you off.
Speaker 6:I could see that.
Speaker 2:Uh. Claustrophobia involves the sexual arousal produced by being combined to a tight enclosed space.
Speaker 1:I am a little claustrophobic. It does not get my rocks off, though, yeah.
Speaker 3:Have you tried, though I'm the exact opposite of being claustrophobic.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna go put myself in the fucking closet with a blanket later Would you try to jerk it and then get somebody suck your dick.
Speaker 4:Oh no, that's an idea.
Speaker 1:I was thinking murky, though, but he.
Speaker 6:Probably could handle it me.
Speaker 5:I've earned it, I've earned it.
Speaker 2:He said All right, uh, this is the D and BDSM. We have dominance, okay.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you're the dominant one and the one fucking. You know, that's what my telling your fucking. Is there a better word than slaves?
Speaker 2:Yeah you take control, you take control, yeah, you take control likes it when I take control.
Speaker 6:Yeah, murky's a really good girl.
Speaker 2:All right, so this next you fucking paying attention right now.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he's absolutely playing power out. I was fucking good girl dude, I'm gonna know you're not a server.
Speaker 2:No, it's just murky. I was on, I will 100%.
Speaker 3:Stop the server until the.
Speaker 2:All right, so Because murky's playing games murky, your character data you have to be the one answer this.
Speaker 5:I'll never talk to you again.
Speaker 2:Uh IYP.
Speaker 3:I'm Bixen you, venus, I'm Hold on I. Why, why I? Why? I heard the other room, by the way probably no DIY right, Was was DIY.
Speaker 5:Do it yourself. Now, what do you think the P might be? Do it yourself yes.
Speaker 2:Yes, why? P is do it yourself. I didn't. I had a question.
Speaker 1:Essentially, you film you and your partner having sex and you go back and watch it and get off to it Hot, I thought of initially but I was like that's too easy, like that can't be what it really is.
Speaker 2:All right, this one I firmly believe Coco is into. Oh, you cannot change my mind on this.
Speaker 6:Okay so.
Speaker 2:I would like to To be a secret, uh, electro stimulation.
Speaker 3:Is that when you take fucking electrodes and stick it on your balls and not necessarily your balls. It doesn't have to be your balls, it can be your nipples and you just go, you give yourself a little and you give yourself a little shot.
Speaker 5:Little cane versus Shane McMahon circa two.
Speaker 3:Yes, let's go buy a stun gun and test this out to see if I like it.
Speaker 6:We wouldn't get a stun gun. We'd get a kit. They sell kids.
Speaker 3:I want it to be as painful as possible. No, no, no, you start.
Speaker 6:You never tried this, so I don't know if Coco likes it.
Speaker 3:Let's just get my dick to explode. First, try stun gun to the testicles.
Speaker 6:Those like pens that you like shock your thumb with.
Speaker 3:I fucking broke somebody's pen like that one time. So side story somebody got mad at me as a kid when they handed me that shock pen as like a joke and got me to push it down. It was at school, right, and I pushed it down and it shocked me and I fucking threw it to the ground because it startled me, right, Like it like it would. I got fucking called to the principal's office for breaking this kid's pen and I was like it shocked me and it scared me, so I threw it and the principal looked at the kid and he was like that's not what you told me happened. So I was almost I was cut in trouble for breaking this kid's fucking prank. Thing that worked and prank me.
Speaker 1:I expected the principal to be like sure it did.
Speaker 3:And then give it to the principal and fucking it shocks him.
Speaker 4:Right Funny.
Speaker 2:Next one in our category erotic asphyxiation.
Speaker 6:Yeah, you're all masturbating.
Speaker 4:No that's auto.
Speaker 5:Automatic asphyxiation.
Speaker 4:I don't mean to get in, so this is just getting choked.
Speaker 2:This one does say make sure that you have consent while doing this and have either signs or taps on certain places to let your partner know to let go if it gets too much.
Speaker 6:No, yeah, you can pass out.
Speaker 2:All right, we're now in the EPS.
Speaker 3:Please say there's food in here.
Speaker 6:Say food yeah.
Speaker 2:Uh, it is actually the second one on this list.
Speaker 1:You go and explain to us what that is.
Speaker 6:Explain to us. Yeah, that's what a food is.
Speaker 3:In the style of the Big Bang somebody like yourself. I want to hear what your description of food is in the style of the Big Bang.
Speaker 5:A lot of people a lot of great people and they would say that it's probably chicks that just so haven't had a penis.
Speaker 4:Uh, you would be in this huge thing.
Speaker 1:And the words of Ted there's no such thing as chicks with dicks, only dudes with tits.
Speaker 2:Anyways. So Food is the kink of seeing women that have both genitalia, but it focuses on the penis.
Speaker 1:I didn't know. They had both this always assumed it was just a penis. You know what?
Speaker 6:that means it's referring to the my little pony porn that Coco watches.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I believe that let's go.
Speaker 6:I'm telling you because I looked at that one, they all have both.
Speaker 3:Yep.
Speaker 6:They all got dicks too, you know right on.
Speaker 2:Next one on the list beats. What was the first one?
Speaker 3:See, we did get we skip the first one, didn't we?
Speaker 2:Yeah, the first one's feet.
Speaker 3:Oh, ok, yeah, you're just in the foot play.
Speaker 2:Yeah, apparently this one is extremely common for men, according to this, I swear there's a lucky lamb all right next to me.
Speaker 5:I don't have any of my the fuck off Now.
Speaker 2:I come out the server. Turn the server off. Turn the server off.
Speaker 6:Turn the server off. No Turn it off.
Speaker 3:Yeah, are you playing.
Speaker 5:He's playing any of myself.
Speaker 3:Well, that's unfortunate. I just hit the stop button on the server. No, all right.
Speaker 2:Just forgot. Murky, you have to answer this next one.
Speaker 3:You did this to yourself, by the way.
Speaker 2:So I'm pretty sure if I said what the common version of this is, you would get it immediately. So we're going to call it by its more psychiatric version Cidophilia.
Speaker 4:What do you?
Speaker 2:spell that S I T O P H I L I A. Cidophilia.
Speaker 6:Cidophilia.
Speaker 2:Cidophilia.
Speaker 6:I've got an idea. I'm not sure if it's right, though.
Speaker 5:I'm going to say Are my weird.
Speaker 2:Somebody have.
Speaker 5:We're still in the app category sitting on somebody for a second. Okay, what do?
Speaker 2:you think Cidophilia is?
Speaker 6:Cidophilia. I was thinking like getting crushed just because, it says sit in it. So somebody that, like, gets on top of you and crushes you.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Like maybe a fat person. That would be my guess, like somebody larger than you that can restrict you by sitting on you, right?
Speaker 3:Coco, what do you think? What sort of? So I was busy restarting the power server to fuck Markey over.
Speaker 2:Cidophilia, cidophilia.
Speaker 3:Cidophilia.
Speaker 2:Cidophilia.
Speaker 3:You're into apples.
Speaker 2:Coco's got it.
Speaker 3:Get out.
Speaker 2:This is where you are. This is where you are. This is where you are turned on by food.
Speaker 3:I just was thinking like Citric acid, so that's why I was sitting. Oh yeah, family feud logic Woo.
Speaker 2:Cidophilia, also known as food play, is a fetish where you were turned on by food in an erotic setting. I like how confident I said it and he went this motherfucker, I don't know how he got to this point, but yeah, he right, I can't deny him this. Next one I'm pretty sure is what Markey does on the daily gagging.
Speaker 3:Oh God yeah.
Speaker 1:He's was aggressive, that was deep.
Speaker 2:All right. So this is a to me a weird fucking fetish, but it is called Geronophilia. What Geronophilia?
Speaker 6:Geronophilia. Geronophilia, geronophilia, thank you, I'm making geriatric people. So fucking old people.
Speaker 2:You got it, it's fucking old people. Yeah, yeah, oh, damn it.
Speaker 1:I mean I lost count of the amount of times that an old woman has tried to pick me up while at work in my profession. Do it.
Speaker 6:You know why don't you just give it a shot at this point? It's been a while.
Speaker 5:Right.
Speaker 1:I mean all I gotta say is you just?
Speaker 2:know, a few years, she passes away.
Speaker 6:You're in a. Well, yeah, you know I got two years of her life.
Speaker 4:You know honestly at that point you do somebody a favor.
Speaker 2:Oh no, your dick's probably your fucking, your dick is probably the only thing that she can feel nowadays.
Speaker 3:I just shed a whole new light on everything.
Speaker 4:Coco.
Speaker 1:I'm doing the elderly community a disservice. Why not slinging this dick around for him?
Speaker 2:Exactly, buddy. See, this whole thing's been an intervention to get you ready.
Speaker 1:I didn't. I'm so glad we got to this point. I didn't realize I had the problem that I have.
Speaker 4:That changes today.
Speaker 1:I'm fucking old people. It's like an old table.
Speaker 2:It's about time All right, we're now on the ages. There's two words for the ages here. The first one is humiliation.
Speaker 3:Yes, when you get fucking humiliated, we're not by getting humiliated Coco loves someone uses intense language as a use of force.
Speaker 2:You're in June for some reason degrade you next time. I mean we can. The last one is hot wife, though.
Speaker 6:Hot wife.
Speaker 2:Hot wife.
Speaker 6:Just having a hot wife. You're turned on by the fact that people see your hot wife.
Speaker 3:Nope.
Speaker 6:Then I have no idea.
Speaker 3:You're just attracted to other people's hot wives Nope.
Speaker 5:No, it's the. I think it's like a husband of the hot Hot wife be like, like, like, knowing his wife is fucking hot, kind of thing.
Speaker 6:And that would have just said.
Speaker 4:Yeah exactly.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's right.
Speaker 5:But, exactly what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:Let me think hot wife.
Speaker 6:Is it like? A pillow princess Like oh, I'm the hot wife.
Speaker 4:Nope, okay.
Speaker 1:Is it like a self indulgence thing, like I think I'm the hot wife? Nope, does it have anything to do with a hot wife?
Speaker 2:Yeah, so this is where a consenting heterosexual couple loans out the wife, who is rather attractive to other men, and the male brags about it. Okay, it is a subcategory of being a cuckold.
Speaker 6:All right.
Speaker 2:So we'll pick up on this next time.
Speaker 3:We'll see you guys next week. Hope you learned something new on the edition. Goodbye, you have a tiny penis, berkey. Goodbye, bye.
