ADHD After Dark
ADHD After Dark is the unfiltered podcast where a group of hilarious dudes with ADHD gather to talk about anything and everything that comes to mind. Brace yourself for an explicit and comedic rollercoaster ride, as we dive into the depths of randomness, pushing the boundaries of humor and edginess.
In each episode, we unleash our unapologetic, off-the-cuff banter, sharing outrageous stories, wild adventures, and side-splitting anecdotes that will keep you laughing throughout the night. No topic is off-limits for us—whether it's outrageous personal experiences, taboo subjects, or exploring the more intimate and risqué aspects of life, we bring a refreshingly audacious and humorous perspective to it all.
ADHD After Dark is your escape from the mundane and predictable. Join our crew as we navigate the uncharted territories of comedic chaos, reveling in the freedom to explore the untamed corners of our minds. We embrace the spirit of After Dark, where the content can get explicit, sexual, and edgy—pushing boundaries and challenging social norms with a healthy dose of laughter.
While we may not always offer informative insights, we guarantee an uproarious time filled with absurdity, spontaneous conversations, and unabashed humor. It's a podcast that's not afraid to go where others won't, creating an inclusive space for individuals who enjoy unfiltered comedic escapades.
So, grab a drink, kick back, and immerse yourself in the unapologetically hilarious world of ADHD After Dark. Warning: explicit content ahead—tune in at your own risk, but be prepared to laugh your way through our zany adventures, spontaneous tangents, and unabashedly funny discussions that defy convention. Welcome to the wild, comedic chaos of ADHD After Dark.
ADHD After Dark
S3 E1: We made a Fansly
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Embark on a rollicking adventure as Murky and I swap tales of chili-based mishaps and the kind of proposal stories that could only come from two incurably quirky souls. Picture the scene: a Floridian beach with a beatnik vibe, a stealthy ring hand-off that almost went awry, and enough laughter to make your belly ache. It's not just about the love and the gas—we're peeling back the curtain to share a little of the magic that happens when two people are crazy enough to think they can spend a lifetime together.
Now, who would've thought a horror game could lead to our most streamed episode, or that our voices would reach fans from far-flung corners of the globe? It's a candid romp through our podcast's hall of fame, with shoutouts to our most devoted fans (cheers, Amaranth!) and a side-splitting roast of our baffling Spotify stats. And don't get us started on Fansly—our bold new venture where our viewers’ wildest dreams become a reality. We're breaking down listener habits, share statistics, and the kind of subscription plans that might just make us podcasting legends.
Yet, it's the off-the-cuff moments that truly define us. From whispered tales of haunted houses to the wild world of objectophilia, we're jumping headfirst into discussions that'll have you questioning your sanity—or ours. Throw in a dash of the Five Nights at Freddy's movie critique and the odd scramble to figure out how 'pumpkin' and 'tinder' could possibly be related, and you've got yourself the podcast equivalent of a night out with your wildest friends. So, grab your headphones and get ready for an episode that will not just tickle your funny bone but might potentially fracture it.
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All right, babe, we're starting the podcast. Be my victim, Don't. Don't be coming back here.
Speaker 2Welcome to the podcast.
Speaker 3Yeah, I love how there was two murkies going on there. But, the action is twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2We made it.
Speaker 3We were back from hiatus. Yeah, it was more of a break.
Speaker 2More of a break. More of a break.
Speaker 3He did this over the break Especially yesterday I like I had chili that I made yesterday with beans and I could not stop tearing ass. Do you hear the fart? I just did. He, yes, I did. I wish I could have my game until Zeno, so it's pretty impressive.
Speaker 4Like I I wasn't sure if I heard it or not Like I was like I have something playing in the background because nobody else reacted. He was just like zone to into his game and murky's like what happened? And I'm like are you guys serious?
Speaker 2It's like that one time whenever switch was naked and nobody noticed.
Speaker 4Yeah, for real.
Speaker 3Oh, so I just legit thought I came for my game yeah.
Speaker 1I just like. Murky's engaged.
Speaker 5I am.
Speaker 2Yeah, and I'm engaged. How did your engagement go, murky?
Speaker 1Um. So I was super nervous and, as one would be like on set at the beach yeah right, as you're gonna be, yes, the love of your life can marry you. And so we're coming up to the beach and I hear in the distance what sounds like drumming. The fuck is going on Like there's a lot of people at the beach. No, it's out to us Florida, and it's real nice out. So we get up to, like this there's a, I guess, what I would call a boardwalk that's basically on the beach and we get to it and there's a whole community drum circle. I'm talking like A hundred people.
Speaker 6And they're going ham.
Speaker 1So we're sitting there watching the sunset and, like they're not stopping, they're turning it up as the sun goes down. It's like the momentum was building and so was the stress. Yes, there on the boardwalk, as, as the sun was setting in beautiful fashion, I got down on one knee and popped the question. And now I'm fucking engaged Did you fart at all during it? No, that's good.
Speaker 2I didn't fart to mine.
Speaker 4I was like oh I feel like Coco was probably so clean.
Speaker 1He gets down on everybody goes down the knee, just A giant, just giant.
Speaker 2turd falls out of my ass.
Speaker 1No, so. So we got a bunch of free drinks actually, and it was super cool.
Speaker 2I am also engaged. Now my story starts at 3 am Central time, with us flying to fucking St Lucia. So we go through the flight, get there super tired by the time I get to St Lucia because it was a couple hours to Atlanta and then a couple hours from Atlanta to St Lucia, and then we get a ride to appear and go on a ferry. So we take a ferry to the resort, which is another two hours. So we got up at 3 am and now it's like 8 pm, 9 pm, fucking St Lucia time, which is one hour ahead of Eastern. So we're just super tired.
Speaker 2We went to this place called the pub and and we were just going to go to the pub and and, mind you, since I got off the airplane, my, my, the ring had been in my pocket the whole time since I got off the airplane because I wasn't risking having to take that out through TSA and having gas find out about it. So when we were on the ferry, I, you know, went to reach in my bag for something and snuck out the ring. When I pulled out my eye cleaning kit and, with the slight of hand as me taking out cleaning my glasses, I cleaned them down here and slipped the ring in my pocket, continued cleaning my glasses and put it back. Gas had no idea that I did that. So after we get to the, after after we get to the resort, it's like 9 o'clock.
Speaker 2I'm like, huh, let's get some food. So we go to the, we go to the, the pub, the English pub, we get some food there. And I just kind of mentioned and talk about how I'm fucking exhausted and I kind of this was on my fault that I kind of just want to go back into the room and relax. We get back there, we relaxed for like about 30 minutes and I'm like shit, I still have this fucking ring in my pocket. And then nothing went according to plan and I'm like I look over at gas and I'm like you know, we should just go for a walk and she's like to fucking wear because she is also exhausted, super tired. I was like, I don't know, let's just go somewhere. Can you read the room?
Speaker 2And she's like yeah, but fucking wear. And I'm like I don't know, we just got here, I don't know where to go Bad part of me, so we're just sitting in the bed and, like I, roll over on my side of it and she fucking looks at my in my pocket and notices something sticking up. She's like, she goes what's that? And I'm like what do you?
Speaker 5think I didn't say nothing.
Speaker 2I go, what do you think she goes? And then she goes. I can go for a walk. So that's my story. That I meant, meant, managed to keep a surprise from you guys for the whole time that she fucking she figured out there was a ring in my pocket. But the funniest thing was there were two funny things in the airport. My bag got caught in, like the subway door that goes between the terminals in Atlanta, and the part of my bag that was sticking out of the door before like they actually reopened it and I could squeeze my way back in. I was the part with the ring in it.
Speaker 2So I was like oh no, don't go stop the tree. And another funny thing was is gas sent me the link to to the ring that she wanted made. She saw some person on Instagram that and she started liking their rings and they messaged her like, hey, what if we did this for you? And so she was like, hey, coco, here's a link. And I thought she was just. She just like said she really like this ring.
Speaker 2I wasn't putting two and two together about engagement rings at that time and I and then we started talking and I was like man, it sounds like she's getting really salty that she's not getting a ring for a birthday. And I was like, are you mad at me? For some? She's like no, I guess it's just not happening in St Lucian. I go, oh, and while that's happening, I order the ring and then I just play the rest of it off as like yeah, I didn't buy it because I'm fucking stupid and I don't have money. It's fucking lie first off. And like, literally two days later, the fucking dumbasses at the fucking Instagram, they post an Instagram real, of the exact ring from the exact link that she fucking wanted.
Speaker 2And I'm like, well, let's hope that my little lie worked. And Gazz was like, oh my God, look, they made the ring that I was looking for. And I was like, yeah, they did. Weird, weird, wow, that's fucking weird. And I was just like whenever, after I proposed, I was like you remember when you saw the TikTok or the Instagram real of the video of the ring that they made that you said was the ring that you wanted? Yeah, that was your ring actually. And she was like I had no idea. And I'm like good, because you should have.
Speaker 4That is hilarious, proud of you.
Speaker 2Yeah, everybody said I did good, so apparently I managed to be stupid enough to that it worked out.
Speaker 4It worked out of my favor. That is fantastic. Oh, good times. Yeah, congratulations boys, Congratulations. There was a four opportunities I had before.
Speaker 2Yeah, I can't do it.
Speaker 1And I'm just like wasn't right, it wasn't the right timing and you know what I got. So I mean I think I made the right call. How many was your asshole?
Speaker 2Whenever you heard them drumming where you're like oh fuck, we just like oh shit, fuck, fuck fuck.
Speaker 4There's going to be a bunch of fucking people watching. I'm totally going to shit my pants.
Speaker 1A lot of people, and I mean there was quite a few in the boardwalk, so I started like cheering a little bit, but like the drum circle was, so in effect I felt like that, you know, not a lot of people know this, so it didn't turn it anything.
Speaker 2All it took was one person in the drum circle to notice and start drumming and screaming congratulations on your engagement or something like doing a super incredible drum solo and then all fucking just come around you, just like around around you.
Speaker 1The most amazing.
Speaker 4And I would also like to announce that we are going to be entering in a domestic partnership as well, so for tax purposes?
Speaker 3Yes, absolutely.
Speaker 4Yeah, it's better for taxes, better for health care. Yeah, moves us up a different tax bracket. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2That's awful going up to another tax bracket.
Speaker 4I mean it's like normal marriage. You know better for taxes. We're not going to have sex with each other, but maybe we want to leave every few months. You know, I don't know.
Speaker 2We're making a family today.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, that's happening, but that video can't really prove like you guys are doing stuff together, you know.
Speaker 3Yeah.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 5I'm going to have a shower.
Speaker 2I wanted to bring up to you guys.
Speaker 4Yeah. So, what is?
Speaker 3he.
Speaker 4What would your definition of a cock be?
Speaker 2I'm just wondering somebody who enjoys watching their spouse get destroyed by multiple men or women, okay.
Speaker 4It's like it's Go ahead.
Speaker 3Oh, I was going to say, yeah, a cut from my understanding is Well, I know you have a cuckold and you have a cut queen. A cuckold is the man who watches his partner get just savaged by somebody else. A queen is a female who enjoys watching their partner dominate other female partners.
Speaker 4That's more information than I knew.
Speaker 2Yeah you were talking to the English, he knows the word.
Speaker 4Yeah, so like a shower. Thought was like you're watching porn that make you a cuck.
Speaker 3No, you get full year.
Speaker 4What the fuck is that?
Speaker 3You are not in a romantic partnership with either one of the people, but you are into voyeurism because you're watching other people do it, so you're a voyeur, correct?
Speaker 1That sounds of. That sounds way fancier than yeah, it sounds way better than I watch porn.
Speaker 4You just say I'm a voyeur and people are like, oh right on, that's cool, sounds sophisticated.
Speaker 3I mean, really, you're watching porn.
Speaker 4It's like, okay, fucking weirdo, get laid once ever, maybe. All right, that's all I had there you go, there you go. We solved your shower, thought you know we learned something new on the podcast already.
Speaker 1Hey, by the way, we're only doing 15 minute podcasts anymore, fuck off?
Speaker 2Should we go through the Spotify rap that I just found out that our podcast has?
Speaker 3Please.
Speaker 2Yeah, I'm not going to share the screen because I want to ask you guys the questions that come up and we can you guys can? Guess, because it looks like it's going to be information about our podcast. So this screen is you guys bring up the shit.
Speaker 1Don't bring up anything. Fuckers. What, what Talking to Zeno and E? Don't cheat. Oh he's saying that because I don't have the ability.
Speaker 5I thought he didn't want us to tell us his shit stories.
Speaker 2I was confused, real quick.
Speaker 4What do you mean? What are we not telling? I was like what's your story, are we?
Speaker 2allowed to tell now.
Speaker 3When he was saying the shit, he means like don't bring up the demographics that we can bring up through Buzzsprout.
Speaker 2Speaking of top, your top episode was what? What was our top episode in the year? Oh, nobody's going to get this one.
Speaker 4Oh, I'll take the episode title or description sounding in hell.
Speaker 2It's not sounding in hell.
Speaker 1Damn. These are one of our episode one.
Speaker 2It's in season two May I ask a question about it.
Speaker 3Yeah, do we play a pornographic video game? I don't remember.
Speaker 4I feel like it's something you would remember. I'm going to say no.
Speaker 3Because normally when we play a porno game, we put in the title no, I don't think we played a porno game Fuck. It's a season two episode.
Speaker 2Xeno used his guess up already. I'll take a description of the episode to description. You don't have to like, like what did we talk about in it, and I'll be close enough.
Speaker 1I'm going to have to go up the Googling it. No, I'm not Googling it.
Speaker 2All right, I'm going to need a guess in five seconds. He said what do you mean? He's pulling his cock out. No, it is season two, episode five Slow start, big finish and murky. Remember when you two were fucking playing outlast for like the first part of the episode, that's our most fucking downloaded episode.
Speaker 3Xeno and I were like screaming the entire time when you two were trying to carry an episode. What.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's our top episode according to Spotify.
Speaker 3Jesus Christ, oh, that's all.
Speaker 4That's like our worst.
Speaker 1That's like where the bar is set.
Speaker 2It was streamed. How many more percent more than your average episode I?
Speaker 3don't know 10.
Speaker 425. Get the fuck higher.
Speaker 2What Murky are you?
Speaker 4listening to this episode on repeat.
Speaker 1No, no, I never listen to this episode, the only one I'm going higher is one of the sex game ones. 100? It's lower than 100.
Speaker 3It's dripping out of his mouth.
Speaker 2A little lower than 90. 70.
Speaker 1Higher than 70. What?
Speaker 2A little a little lower than 85. 84. Yes, 80.
Speaker 484 percent more than your average episode.
Speaker 2You're listening to that episode and this is Spotify. These are our Spotify metrics, which I think Spotify is one of the higher numbers of views that we get. It's that and that, what that and that.
Speaker 4Let us know on Twitter who the fuck is listening to that episode so much.
Speaker 2Let's hear it for the new fans. Let's see what this next one is. How many percent of our listeners discovered us in 2023, considering we haven't been around for much?
Speaker 3What 100 percent? I'm going to say 80 percent came from 2023.
Speaker 2And Marky, your guess 68., 82., 82., 82.
Speaker 4Make sense, because Are we recording the podcast in 2022? Yeah, we were watching Pokemon, it was like right at the end of it.
Speaker 2Yeah, we were watching Pokemon right at the end. Okay, you're right, so guess which episode most of our new listeners start at.
Speaker 3Season one, episode one.
Speaker 2Yep 45 percent of our new listeners start right there. Welcome to the shit show. Really brought them in. That's what Spotify says. Really brought them in.
Speaker 3We have evolved so much since how?
Speaker 2does it feel to have gone global? How many countries were we streamed in? Seven 18-7, murky, murky 13 9. United States was our top country at 76%.
Speaker 4I figured Most of those are Murky probably.
Speaker 2Was probably UK second. It didn't give me. Oh, here it is. Uk is second. Who's third? Oh, russia, canada, murky got it.
Speaker 4Ireland, england is.
Speaker 2English.
Speaker 4Not really. I think it's mainly English.
Speaker 2Go figure, because we speak English, it's probably the french speaking portion of Canada that actually listened to that, your listeners have good taste, obviously. What else are they into? Oh no, I don't like where this is going.
Speaker 3I don't like this.
Speaker 2What were our listeners' top podcast?
Speaker 6genres.
Speaker 4I feel like Coco's upset, because you're right, right now I'll put that under health and fitness.
Speaker 3Give me that's not categories, categories that they're into, yes, yes, so comedy, that's number one.
Speaker 2Okay, was number two.
Speaker 4Ah, hobbies, let's go with life's mental health. No, no one, no. No no kind of like not hold them, I'll come fit the school stop.
Speaker 1It's a school subject plus one.
Speaker 2It's a school subject math, no Science. Now language arts now education, biology now now.
Speaker 6Art.
Speaker 2The Victor usually writes this history. Yes, history is number two and health and fitness is number three. Who the fuck is watching this? That also likes history? Maybe they've listened to so much history. They just need to fucking let their brain explode with a lot of nonsense.
Speaker 4I think maybe it's like. You know, history has led us to this point. Probably these fucking, these fucking idiots. We've gone wrong somewhere down.
Speaker 2Oh, I can see our listeners. Top music Zonras. All right, taylor Swift, no genres, you idiot pop.
Speaker 5Yeah, that is number one.
Speaker 3Oh, I'm talking about number two I'm gonna say like rock metal, new metal.
Speaker 2It isn't our, but it's not rock.
Speaker 3R&B.
Speaker 4No, I was gonna see like reggae. No damn it.
Speaker 3There's an hour. What's your research with an R?
Speaker 2All of us white guys would be terrible at it rap. Yes, what's that? What's number three?
Speaker 3Speak for yourself. Did you hear Murky's brother during his birthday karaoke night?
Speaker 2to be fair, that's my brother, not murky.
Speaker 1Yeah, he can, he can fucking go at it in.
Speaker 4But he was like just ripping.
Speaker 1All turd of fucking creed.
Speaker 2Good creed. No rock is not creed. Um classical no, can we get a hint? I'm pretty sure you would classify a Paramore under this category and. Skaterboy and all that stuff punk.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 2It's punk Punk, oh yeah, and the category is pop punk, but I'm pretty sure that's also just punk and spot.
Speaker 3Oh, that's strictly PPG. We know that's him.
Podcast Share Rates and Subscription Plans
Speaker 2That's, that's PPG. Yeah, okay got it PPG, hi PPG, hi PPG. Doing today your listeners definitely told their friends about you. Oh god, what is this one? Your podcast was shared all over. Who who sent? 79% of our podcast was sent shared via direct link. Seven percent of the seven percent of its shares were text. Who the fuck sent something on snapchat?
Speaker 1Yeah, who is this?
Speaker 2I don't have a number for.
Speaker 1But this is the percentage of time it was shared, so oh, you were probably like maybe there's this big community that we don't know about and we're just elusive as fuck.
Speaker 2Well, our podcast rating was 5.0.
Speaker 4guys, we Just on you out of 10 Lying maybe we tell everybody they can reach us on fucking Twitter.
Speaker 2We do. Pretty soon, twitter is gonna be a dumpster fire. Oh yeah, I can't forget to give a shout out to your biggest fans. Who's our biggest fans? Amaranth, you're a top 10 podcast for 25 fans. Hey, hey, we probably know murky's one of them. You're a top five podcast for 21 fans. Drumroll, please. You're the number one podcast for 10 people, so murky's one of them. Who's the other ones? Yeah, oh, you don't use bottom right.
Speaker 2No, huh Far, ha ha, far, ha far has probably one of them. Yeah, oh, fuck you hall. I know you say you don't yeah fucking loser. You know he listens, we know he listens your top fans listen to you five times, five point, four times more than other listeners Is there anything else.
Speaker 259% joined you for the first time this year. That doesn't make any sense, considering that the other number was 80% found us in 2023, which is the second year. Spotify, you suck. Let's zoom out. What do we? What are we looking at? We want a year. Top 10, 25 fans. Top 5, 21. Top podcast 10. What else? Other cool things you got me. Thanks for sharing your podcast with the world. I mean, shell Mendelssohn will Never responded back to us.
Speaker 6I'm very disappointed.
Speaker 2She will never get back to us. Oh wow, we made 2.3 thousand minutes, 2300 minutes of podcast.
Speaker 5Okay.
Speaker 3It's a lot of time spent together, boys, and I feel like we've grown with each other.
Speaker 2I can't believe. Our episode of the year is murky's not racist anymore.
Speaker 4That's bull. Yeah, I know which is the most surprising part.
Speaker 2Damn it.
Speaker 3For the podcast or after.
Speaker 2I can't, don't do it, sorry I can't believe the episode where you guys were fucking playing Outlast. I hope everybody just skipped to the end. I remember the big finish was just like the, I don't remember what we even talked about. Oh yeah, it was, yeah, it was yeah. That was the funniest part. That was the funniest shit we ever did, but it was in the dumbest 25 minutes of the dumbest limited. Remember whenever you had to suck off a hundred dues for unlimited money.
Speaker 1Oh, oh yeah, I had their way, with you fucking up unlimited money and Zena was like yeah, for on it, unlimited money.
Speaker 2I absolutely would never be the same. All right, well, that's, that's that. I've had that frapped waiting since December. I Don't need that and we don't have anything else was what we did.
Speaker 3We got a fans lead, yeah Right before the podcast today, like for our listeners, I'm back on ADHD medication. My brain has less of the buzzing thoughts going around and I actually was productive. I know our audio listeners who are only listeners can't see.
Speaker 2But we might post it, the fans Lee we're gonna post it, the fans Lee are we all fuck? Yeah, yeah, we can't post half of the shit that, no, we can't put it on YouTube. Yeah, we can put it on patreon but. I don't want to put it on page, at least.
Speaker 3I only fans turned us down because apparently the paperwork stupid. And with fans, lee, I even kind of put in the description like, yeah, this is podcast, but I'm gonna register myself as the main person. They're like and you're not a robot, have fun.
Speaker 5Good for me. I can't believe we're making it.
Speaker 2They're probably like sweet, not porn, and then we play a porn game.
Speaker 3To be posting sexually explicit material and it's yes, no, maybe with maybe. You kind of have to explain. I was like, yeah, we play porn games, but none of us are getting naked but sometimes we should, we might show our dick my or mix All. Let's add the subscription tier. I wish we call our lowest tier.
Speaker 4Unmedicated.
Speaker 3What color should we make it? I?
Speaker 2Don't know red.
Speaker 1Green.
Speaker 2Yeah, but why would you?
Speaker 3would be unmedicated in green, all right, well, offer red. All this red, yellow, green.
Speaker 2Yeah okay. Good stuff. I'm not sure how much a month.
Speaker 1Should we make our lowest here?
Speaker 3Brawl. We can start simple we can just make it like one, two, three dollars. So I was gonna suggest yeah, oh, cannot set the price for less than the minimum subscription price of five dollars.
Speaker 1Alright, folks, we have no control. Look, if you really want the porn part of the episode. We're gonna upload all of our old episodes too, right?
Speaker 2There's only like the benefit that the user all right. So what are the benefits? Which one can't we upload?
Speaker 3The one where we try to set up the only fans that are and he's like trying to set up everything, if I remember correctly.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, there there is some personal Right. We're making the pop up, unless you want to edit over that cocoa.
Speaker 3That's no, that episode is just not gonna go up there, then All right, that's fair. Benefits Exclusive video content. I'm gonna go ahead and add the video content.
Speaker 2It's pretty much the only benefit. What are we gonna do for the next year? I?
Speaker 3Mean, we can just leave it at the one tier.
Speaker 2I mean honestly, we could do medicated, unmedicated, and medicated when medicated is just a stupid amount of money for if they want to actually be on the podcast 69 for $69 and 42 cents Actually can we make the first subscription?
Speaker 4$5 and 69 cents Say what Can we make? The first subscription $5 and 69 cents.
Speaker 2If it lets you put up, yeah, let's do it. $5 and 69.
Speaker 4Yep oh yeah.
Speaker 3I'll see a limited amount gone that. And apparently you can stream to fans, lee, so maybe we can make the Medicated. They're allowed to watch the streams of us playing porn games. Yeah, or whatever, like heck. If Burkey feels like it, give him the stream key, let him have OBS boom. Bad boy can just do whatever he wants. I.
Speaker 2Can't believe we sent an ADHD rates thing to a fucking. Just looked over at the email and saw it. Oh, all right, so that's our basic tier. Oh, I like that. It's bright, fucking red. What's the promotion? One month for free.
Speaker 3What your one month sub promotion? So we get to create a promotion for our first month. Users can only use this promotion one time. Maybe not right now.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1All right, all right, you guys are serious and you want to see my ass. Those on Twitter. Maybe we make some happen.
Speaker 4Maybe we make some happen just spam our twitter account with fucking cake pictures If you want merchant and show his ass on fucking fans Lee.
Speaker 2If I see a bunch of cake.
Speaker 4Yeah, just start sent like tweeting at us images of cake.
Speaker 2You're just adding to the unmedicated tier.
Speaker 3Yeah, I don't know how to create.
Speaker 2Yeah, you can add it. You can add it, go back.
Speaker 3Yeah, okay, hold on.
Speaker 2Hit create new. Oh, I was looking around. You click the wrong blue button.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, that was on me, all right. Uh, how much should this one cost if it's 569 for one for the unmedicated?
Speaker 2Um? Is your insurance covering it? There's the name Ha, ha, ha, ha for 20 wait what. It can't be lower than five dollars. You idiot, you meant 400 gonna make it 420 dollars. Oh, that would be if your insurance doesn't cover it. We'll make seven 769, Okay everything else.
Speaker 4That's all of them 69. Yeah.
Speaker 3All right, let's see. Included is everything in unmedicated.
Speaker 2Yeah, because you still have the disease.
Speaker 3Live streaming content Update.
Speaker 2I fucking love it so much, oh dumb.
Speaker 3All right, all right. And, as we said, we're gonna call this medicated Er we call it the good shit.
Speaker 2We thought, we said, we're gonna call it the good shit. Oh, the good shit.
Speaker 3Okay, yeah.
Speaker 4Did we say that?
Speaker 2yeah.
Speaker 4I think, we said something like that.
Speaker 3All right, so this one's gonna be nine.
Speaker 4I completely missed the 10, 69 or 9, 69, 9, 6 9, 69. Oh yeah.
Speaker 3All right, and, uh, it's gonna include the tears of this, but we're gonna add a benefit.
Speaker 2Hang on, wait, let's see oh. Oh murky farts in a jar and sends it to you special video for this tear where he insults you.
Speaker 4Yeah, that's pretty good, pretty good.
Speaker 1If you want a custom insulting video, I can do it.
Speaker 3It's a bowl of cereal and stairs at the camera.
Speaker 2Wait, I have to actually do that, though, if you put it as a benefit.
Speaker 4Yeah, yeah, exactly, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3Well, would you not like to eat a bowl of cereal while just staring at the camera?
Speaker 2But do I have to do it for every person that subscribes to that, or I just do it once, just once you should do it once, ok.
Speaker 1Ok, I like. What cereal are you going to eat?
Speaker 4We're going to remember my rates, no.
Speaker 1I'm just surprised. I'm just surprised.
Speaker 2OK, so you know, shows you as Dick.
Speaker 1I think if I was going to do it, it would be.
Speaker 4Now you're going to do it Now you're going to do it, you got to do it. It's on the list. Oh, 1060 or 960 is much too low for that.
Speaker 2Yeah, I think we need to up the tier price if we're going to do all this.
Speaker 1Hey, I mean, what about shows bulge? Just like you know you have to pull you up, pull your underwear down to like, maybe show a little bulge.
Speaker 4and I'm saying I'm not sure Gameplay, nor acknowledge you exist. The chat.
Speaker 2Perfect, that's pretty much him when he's playing Destiny.
Speaker 5Yeah.
Speaker 2He gives head. He gives you an English lecture. Oh God, how to make people not want to sub to that tier. He shows his fucking chest hair.
Speaker 1Well, the taco meat.
Speaker 4Um.
Speaker 2Oh, he draws crude pictures of the other boys with Snapchat filters or shit like that.
Speaker 4I don't know about my tier though. Well, you don't. You don't like yours.
Speaker 3Yours is just a benefit.
Speaker 4Yeah, yeah, I get that, but like it's like, I got a live stream all the time and I don't know the time, just whenever you feel like it, at least once a month.
Speaker 3At least once a month.
Speaker 4And then just not acknowledge, just not acknowledge. Chat at all.
Speaker 2Or show the game.
Speaker 3Or show the game You're just showing yourself. Your website 998.
Speaker 4None will make you a fucking rates. Oh, what Did you say Zeon will make?
Speaker 2you a rapes.
Speaker 4Rates, rates, rates that I made for us for ADHD.
Speaker 2After dark I'll make you a rates page, you should make mine. Coco, I'll say your name On the next podcast. God, we're going to have like 800 people and I'm going to have to say all their fucking names and we're going to have to change that Because Mark is just going to straight up, insult the people in this tier. What you do by this is your mom, your dance credit card loser.
Speaker 1How's that extra piece of debt field done, dumbass.
Speaker 4I know what you're dumbass, no matter what it is.
Speaker 1It was only 9.69 and the number was funny. Stupid, fucking dumbass, fucking dumbass. What the fuck are you doing with your life? You better be driving to work while you're listening to this. You better go make that money back. 9.69, you stupid fuck. So how long those lines I'm thinking.
Adult Content Subscription and Potential Popularity
Speaker 2It's pretty good. It's pretty good. Only one person.
Speaker 4Yes, for real, though We'll unlock it once a month.
Speaker 2We'll just raise the number. Once a month, that seems to create gift links. No, you have to subscribe to this shit.
Speaker 3I like that.
Speaker 2We have a traffic light going here.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah, that's what I was thinking. I didn't really have yellow, yellow, they just kind of had orange and I was like that's pretty close to a traffic light.
Speaker 2We did it.
Speaker 4Is it?
Speaker 1all is it like this is the thing now yeah is this, yeah is this live.
Speaker 3Oh, let's see Point fishing.
Speaker 2Well, I mean, it's got tax documentation, so it's obviously live. Probably don't do this on the episode. No, because I don't want to have to fucking edit any personal identification out. I'll just upload the sex videos because I know those ones don't have any personal information on them. Besides my pride going away, I mean we've got the plans promised no subscribers.
Speaker 3Yet I don't know what management is uploads.
Speaker 2I'm going to need that password later.
Speaker 3I'll text it to you List. Apparently you can make like your own list of like the different people you subscribe to. So, nobody, a certain group like only does one particular content. You can put them in one list, so you can just jerk off to that list.
Speaker 2Well, I hope people jerk off to this podcast.
Speaker 4Oh, they absolutely will.
Speaker 1I bet all jerks off to this.
Speaker 3Oh, we can even eventually get statistics.
Speaker 2Bro, this is how we become popular. I need it.
Speaker 1Look at all these beautiful face whoever's been plugging the shit out of the podcast Random, whoever we don't, let's put it, it just starts plugging the fans, lee now.
Speaker 2Yeah blow up, it's going to blow up. Blow up, boys. We're never going to have to work again.
Speaker 3It's going to be great. Here we go. This is our main page here. Oh, look at that over here.
Speaker 4Oh, those are boobs yeah.
Speaker 3Oh, like mainly just pleated.
Speaker 4Because you're a dough mommy. I bet you it does. I'm guessing so I see that you're very nervous to click on it.
Speaker 2You might as well click on it, no.
Speaker 4Crypto mom, it is crypto mommy, it is crypto mom.
Speaker 3I'm bitch Tired of the same boring porn. I shot non traditional porn every day. Should be I shoot Non traditional porn every day. This is past tense, breaking the taboo of fucking society.
Speaker 4Nice Rock on crypto mommy, you get it, you get it, you get it.
Speaker 3Shout out from the ADHD after.
Speaker 4Yeah, you go, mommy, make sure to go to fanzleycom Foreign.
Speaker 3Or slash crypto Before slash posts.
Speaker 2We have no idea if it's good or not, but it's advertised National natural, beautiful milk.
Speaker 3Hmm, so I believe her, her tears. It looks like you have the diamond tier. What are you getting? The hundred? Dollars which is 20 bucks. You have the VIP tier, which is 45. You have the luxury tier, which is $150 a month.
Speaker 2What are you getting for $150 a month?
Speaker 6Right, right, I want to know.
Speaker 2Oh, here we go, those are just additional plans for the same tier. What do you get for? Oh, keep going down, you can, you can see, okay, okay.
Speaker 3You get full access of all the other tiers below it. You get over 1500 videos and all photo content, plus extra first bits, I think, extra version videos, I don't know. Full access to exclusive video store. Full access to dirty versions. Get the first of all hot new releases. Sorry folks, some of this stuff is like capitalized and I get it. It's just to be like attention grabbers. These are buzzwords that are being capitalized.
Speaker 5Here we go, here we go I'm going to be sliding them DMs.
Speaker 3No, I'm saying honey, Custom video as a gift.
Speaker 4Once a month, according to your script meaning I know can write a script.
Speaker 3It will make us an exclusive video. Guys, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like I'm going to be like I'm going to be, like I'm going to be, like I'm going to be like.
Speaker 4It will make us an exclusive video. Guys, I think we need to, as a group, Subscribe to her. Oh my God, little dick and mommy adventures.
Speaker 2Oh, my God.
Speaker 1Oh no, Does that look like a toilet?
Speaker 2fetish, toilet fetish. It does. What is that Nice?
Speaker 3They have a whole VIP non-strand porn exclusive store videos. Full of it. It's free shorts, dirty verse, farts, squirting coming mouth, crazy, funny, public extreme. They smell extreme Wrong fantasy. Car fetish, pee fetish, play, jerk off instructions, mommy, jerk off instructions. They came back around and told you Coco.
Speaker 2Oh my God, oh, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3Real female orgasm. Mom, son, gamer Point of view, close up, quiffing, ask them out. School fun, big toys, nealon I don't know what that is, nealon.
Speaker 4Right, I'm going to go grab a drink while you look that up.
Speaker 3Why is it so funny?
Speaker 2What is he says it Because he's reading it like a fucking advertisement for a fucking music.
Speaker 3I don't know what Nealon is, but Because Google search Through nothing for me. Yoga, I feel on yoga, cfnm, what is C, f, m and CFNM? Oh and thank you. Cfnm, oh God.
Speaker 2Oh God, what is this?
Speaker 3Cloth female naked male.
Speaker 2Oh, okay.
Speaker 3All right, where was?
Speaker 2I Humiliation.
Speaker 3Humiliation, little dick in mummy adventure, daddy backstage cosplay anime, super jerk pack 3-in-1. Deep throat, this toilet fetish, big black cock, asmr, high heels, bukkake, enema, foot solo girl masturbate photo, boobs and butt plug.
Speaker 2The longer you read that, the more you became like Duke Nukem reading a fucking track list for the next now CD.
Speaker 5What does this super jerk pack mean?
Speaker 2What was that the jerk pack 3-in-1.
Speaker 1I've watched porn for a long time and I've never, ever seen that the super jerk pack.
Speaker 2You've never seen the super jerk pack.
Speaker 5Oh no.
Speaker 2Oh man.
Speaker 3Well, we peaked for this year. Absolutely. That was the funniest we're ever going to be.
Speaker 2Apparently not. We're going to have our worst episode and that's going to be the most listened to.
Speaker 3Also, you would not believe how many VTube girls are on fansly.
Speaker 2Fucking. They're called LudeTubers.
Speaker 3Yeah, when I was creating our fansly, I kept noticing. So what the fuck sucked my toes Is that peachy Peachy has a hairy chest like this oh, is that murky?
Speaker 2It's probably murky.
Speaker 1It's dude. How'd you guys find it? You're nervous. It was funny. This is why I didn't want to make a fansly fuck.
Speaker 2Dude, I farted and it smells so bad. Oh my god, it's Project Melody. She streams on Twitch.
Speaker 3Yeah, I've heard about her and I heard she had like Lude content.
Speaker 2She won LudeTuber of the year, I believe. Oh yeah, it's literally, literally. Oh, we have Phileons here too. I didn't know. Phileon had Lude content. Phileons partnered with fansly In fact whenever they were doing the VTuber awards fansly was like highly promoting the shit. Yeah, you should click on Phileon see what she's got. Let's take a look here. I already know Project Melody is basically porn.
Speaker 3All right. So we have a support snacker for $5 a month and we have monthly shout out for $15.
Speaker 2Look, hers is SFW only. Scroll up.
Speaker 3Oh, so it's all safe for work. Yep, it's a good thing.
Speaker 2Like I said, you don't have to be fucking.
Speaker 3Oh, you don't have to put porn on here, but then go ahead and click on Project Melody and it's a completely different fucking page.
Speaker 2I don't even know how you did that. You just kept hitting next until it got there.
Speaker 3Yeah, essentially that's back. Oh, that's Phi Phi. I just saw a VTuber. It was at the top.
Speaker 2Keep going. It was after this one, yeah.
Speaker 5Yeah, her page.
Speaker 2Her page is way different 20 bucks 20 bucks gets you access to the goods.
Speaker 3Oh nice. Project Melody menu. So for her best selling videos. You know, $10 gets you anal beads and ass teasing. $11 she is Sundari at 12. She does toxic and new dancing, whatever that means. 13 malware full nude pole dancing video accidentally right click $14 fucking my huge purple dildo for you, yeah, and I love how Zeno just left. He's like I'm done with this. $15 sex machine vibrator hard on cam.
Speaker 2Wait, what's the next stuff? Oh God, is this a free video? Dick ratings, yes, that picture of your dick and show. Read it. Oh my God, oh, for $50.
Speaker 3Zeno, we're going to spend $50 on you, or why?
Speaker 2We're going to give you a dick rating by project Melody.
Speaker 5Oh yeah.
Speaker 3She will score from one to 10, if you would like. And then her thoughts and feelings about your secret, intimate parts. Other things. Oh, oh God her doing a glory hole.
Speaker 2Nice.
Speaker 3Under shot of it. I like how they put a sparkly on her nipple there.
Speaker 2Oh boy, there's a lot.
Speaker 5Oh God.
Speaker 3My question is what is following do on a fans Lee?
Speaker 2probably lets people know that you're following. Oh yeah, I see nipple. Oh where's Markey? This is his fucking stuff.
Speaker 4This kind of looks like shit we could see for free on VR chat, though, oh, it absolutely is.
Speaker 2Yeah, except it's illegal on VR chat now, is it? Hey, they have terms of service.
Speaker 3Yeah, it's always been against their terms of service.
Speaker 2Oh God.
Speaker 3Yeah, it looks like you can watch the videos pixelated or you can be a subscriber and see them. You know, unpixelated.
Speaker 2We're just at this point. We're just looking at porn on fucking 80s.
Speaker 5This is great.
Speaker 3So it looks like we can upload videos, we can schedule posts, we can schedule to delete things. I don't know why do I keep right clicking? Because you're dumb. We can do a poll. Yeah, I'm fucking retarded.
Speaker 1Twitter poll if we should send in Zeno's dick for the dick rate.
Speaker 3Absolutely 50 bucks.
Speaker 1Yeah, I'll cover 25.
Speaker 2Project Malady. If you're a listener of the podcast, let us know. I highly doubt that you are.
Speaker 3He probably doesn't even know we exist Probably for the best, oh yeah, I just don't know what these two things are with the money symbols, probably posts that require people to pay Create a tip goal. Ok, create a newer, attached and existing tip goal for you.
Speaker 2We're not doing any of that shit.
Speaker 3Create your locked texts.
Speaker 2What's the permission?
Speaker 3They can either tip to see it be subscribed must be following, or they have to pay a certain price.
Speaker 2That's the best approach. Work for us. We're just restricting access based on the fucking paywall, because you got to be over aged to see some of this shit. We can't put it on YouTube.
Speaker 3My question is how do you upload a video? Is it this Upload new, upload firm? Oh yeah, I see a video thing there.
Speaker 1So yeah, I'll figure it out.
Speaker 2We go live I don't know, we'll figure it out.
Speaker 3I do. Google said you know what? Let's figure that out for.
Speaker 2I'm not stopping my recording right now for this See.
Speaker 3To stream. How do I start live streaming?
Speaker 2You have to click on that link.
Speaker 3All right To start a live stream first, head over to this and click generate stream key. You'll need this key to do it right now.
Speaker 1All right yeah.
Speaker 3I'm assuming that just copied a cell, did it? Let me see.
Speaker 2Nope, click it, click it again, click it until it works.
Speaker 4Click, it's faster.
Speaker 2Faster. All right, it's broken, doesn't work.
Speaker 4Come on, fans Lee, now to me, to be fair, we actually put together what it's like.
Speaker 2Yeah it's probably cuz you're in fucking offer GX.
Speaker 3Yeah, probably For some reason, fans Lee really does not like opera GX.
Speaker 2Yeah, just click, just go open it in Google, see what happens. I probably could start streaming literally the middle of this podcast.
Speaker 3Probably good, oh have to poop too.
Speaker 2Let's close that down for now. So what anybody else do for Christmas while he's getting that up To get fat G'd a lot did. I eat on Christmas day. Remember to any fucking ass I. Did not eat ass damn he was busy with family apparently I'm supposed to get 11 inches of snow on Tuesday. I.
Speaker 1Don't know shit.
Speaker 4Yeah, it's. It's supposed to hit this area. Yeah, by the time it gets us is probably gonna be rain because the lake supposed to warm it up.
Speaker 2Yeah, and my computer was just like expect 11 inches of snow on Tuesday and I was like the fuck.
Speaker 3That's cool. Also expect the same amount from Zeno 11 inches of white.
Speaker 2That's all the bad day oh my god, he's got a huge cock, nice cock nice yeah.
Speaker 6Nice cock. Holy shit, it's me Satan. I'm back.
Speaker 4Hey say.
Speaker 6I've been pretty good. You guys have talked to me every now and then.
Speaker 4Say.
Speaker 6I mean we do, but you're like our fans, don't. Well, that's fair. Yeah, you know fuck them, so you do it for my mom's death anniversary. Prone her with a cattle, prod you taking it easy on her. This year, I see well, I mean, you know she had the birth you. So, it's been a while, since I've been on this podcast.
Speaker 4Really, you just kind of do whatever the fuck you want.
Speaker 6I mean I am saying I do whatever the fuck I want. No, yeah, shut the fuck up. I made you.
Speaker 1This year, free the 60 seconds to join us.
Speaker 6Oh yeah, I gotta go.
Speaker 2Oh God, oh my ass.
Speaker 3So yeah, even switching over to Chrome didn't.
Speaker 2I just broken, got it. Okay, not important Hmm. I would figure that shit out later by Linus we still have 30 minutes to go and I'm out of stuff to talk about.
Speaker 4Um yeah, we were talking about something that we can bring up on the podcast, and then we forgot it like 80.
Speaker 2Yeah, I'm gonna eat some fucking goldfish.
Speaker 4We've forgotten about it. Well, seen him moved his room around. I Did do that. That is a thing I think. The last time we recorded that episode I was in my living room. Probably right, maybe you were, yeah. Yeah, let's bet a minute.
Speaker 1Made it the speech. We're talking about podcast. How many downloads do we have like on the podcast now? You want to know the official number you have like 75 of last of the kill sprout numbers I.
Speaker 2Give you the big bus sprout number. And Bells for you just a mouse brown number.
Speaker 1Now sprout my numbers.
Speaker 2Oh did. It is a stat, a cat, it is a kitty cat. All time Is a cat is a kitty cat 2799 episodes, remember no shit. 2799. Slow start, big fish and murky is all dry and knock the mic down. I keep slow start. Big finish in murky is Number five sounding in hell. Happened in 2022, I guess, or it didn't. It didn't have a lot of views on Spotify. Now, what happened in 2023? So Spotify has 35 Views on our last five episodes. Apple podcast is where most people are. Hmm, 5% of our views. Let's go all time 9% of our views. 276. Game from Spotify. 25% of our views come from audible. Thank you, audible listeners and the poor saps that bought Apple devices that are overpriced 23%. Seriously, what are you doing with your fucking life?
Speaker 5Nobody's gonna say anything else 23% 23% it's still 651 views 7%.
Speaker 2Google podcast 3%. Unknown, 2%. Web browser 1% iHeart 1%. Podcast addict 1%. Cast box 20 views on player FM. That Goes to zero 14 on the Buzzsprout site, 11 on Amazon music, 6 on listen notes, 5 on Microsoft Xbox, 4 on podcast Republic, 4 on unknown Android ads, 4 on pod bean, 4 on iVulner, 4 on overcast, 4 on Amazon echo, 3 on Facebook, 2 on Chromecast, 1 on Safari, 1 on pocketcast and 1 on Deezer.
Speaker 4And what?
Speaker 2Deezer, deezer, boots, these are nuts in your fucking mouth finding ways to listen to this podcast.
Speaker 1What I Feel like that means there are people finding ways to listen to this podcast and I am honored.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah. What are you doing, jariah? This best, he's just sitting here laying down.
Speaker 1He stole a fucking dice of a. D&d campaign and fucking ran off hilarious which adds to the unmedicated that you could see the kitty cats.
Speaker 2I mean they're gonna be on video so.
Speaker 4Unsolicited cat pics.
Speaker 2Yeah, but you know they get to know that the kitty cats tried. You want to go away. You look like you're just fucking. Oh my god, he is just. I don't know if I get a good view, he's just loafing.
Speaker 6So it is eyes be in the like why the fuck did you stop oh?
Speaker 1Oh, oh.
Speaker 3So it looks like fans Lee streaming service is still kind of in beta and it's having a lot of issues and sometimes they just shut it down when it's having issues.
Speaker 2That's hilarious, is it not funny, jariah? He didn't say anything.
Speaker 4He didn't say anything.
Speaker 1Does well, I filled out our attack stuff so we can get paid whenever we finally get a new server and so we can, you know, really have some people Subscribe and coming in. Maybe it's coming.
Speaker 2I'm gonna come in you.
Speaker 1Oh.
Speaker 2What's the Ethan gonna be on the podcast? Oh?
Speaker 1I'll fast. I think we're supposed to see him this weekend. Actually, so much ass.
Speaker 2Sealo did you?
Speaker 1you had your new job. We ascended for a dick right on Ethan too, yeah you had your new job before we went on hiatus right.
Speaker 4Uh, we went on hiatus in October.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 6Yes nice.
Speaker 2Did you tell the story about how your boss just uses chat GPT to fucking Deal? With insurance companies now.
Speaker 4No, yeah, so like shitty insurance companies that like Are either a non responsive or just like be Waste our time just with stupid questions and like just being ignorant, we use chat GPT to communicate with them, in which case we, just when they like demand Proof for different things that we have to do, say example like repair procedures and stuff like that. We just type in a chat GPT like hey, I need this information, and give it this tone like an educational tone, and Type out a message for me, and then we just copy paste that shit and just like paste in what they say and let chat GPT respond to it and just like Kind of proofread it real quick and then you know it saves a lot of fucking time. Nice, yeah, pretty good shit. How's happened in our hiatus.
Speaker 2Uh, you got a bigger dick?
Speaker 1I don't think it's getting bigger every day it grows every day.
Speaker 4We watched Five Nights at Freddy's we did right, we did.
Speaker 3How would you know?
Speaker 2Yeah, would you millie. How would you rate the Five Nights at Freddy movie?
Speaker 4I'd give it a seven Nice.
Speaker 3I'd give it about a six out of ten.
Speaker 2I wouldn't give it a.
Speaker 1Five.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 5I was in the lore.
Speaker 2Feel like if you under you should tell that. We should tell the story about what happened with our movie experience For miles. Oh, he was beating himself up over it. So we got to the movie theater and he, we ordered the popcorn. We got all the expensive fucking movie stuff and we went up to the guy to scan us in miles, pulls out the tickets and scans them. And they were for tomorrow. It was for the following day. We were like, well, that's no bueno. So he refunded them and we took the expensive popcorn home and had the same shitty experience.
Speaker 5Zena's place.
Speaker 2Yeah, we should have just done that from the start.
Speaker 4Yeah, I mean hindsight. You know, we thought we were getting everybody.
Speaker 3It was fun time, but you know what we were gonna go there for the experience of spending a fuck ton of money 13 year old to 20, something Jen's oh, it was wild the amount of people that were dressed up in it too All of them. I'm pretty sure we're on the spectrum, if I'm being honest.
Speaker 2All of us are on the spectrum, you're not true. True, except for murky.
Speaker 3He's on the race just on diagnosed.
Speaker 5He's on. The race is spec.
Speaker 2He's on the race of spectrum. Oh hey, you know, not factual. Oh, what about that time you was factual.
Speaker 1Oh, murky, murky by you. You're the one who was actually accused and found out to be a racist by.
Speaker 2God, here's the, here's what we just start hitting the soundboard right. All right, he's pulling his cock out. I gotta punch this one. Oh, the switch. Noise is gone. Where'd?
Speaker 3that one go, I switch, took it down, damn it.
Speaker 2Wow, that was a good time All right.
Speaker 3Well, I just set up our earning method on fans Lee is that message from you, the password?
Speaker 2Yes, all right, I won't open it in this video. Should we change said password?
Speaker 3I mean no, because I have one of those generator.
Speaker 1Oh, that's good, I'll just add it to mine that it's a murky's fat old ass.
Speaker 2That's too easy to guess.
Speaker 3Yeah, everybody would guess that one.
Speaker 2Yeah, fuck yeah, everybody would guess you have a fat old ass.
Speaker 3I am going to bus nut in what the tower dumb ass.
Speaker 1Yeah, I need a. I need a red-formin, dumb ass sounding here.
Speaker 5Yes, make it dumb ass Into the judgment of the oratrice. Mech anique dynamize cutting out.
Speaker 4That's done the thing my course. Your ass sold in the shock.
Speaker 1Oh, we can tell you know what we didn't talk about. What is the campaign that we're currently on?
Speaker 2Yeah, you want to talk about how you almost died twice and Scared like a little bitch. Yeah, and everybody's not just going, everybody's now just marky's such a bitch that I almost asked him how can we trust you to be our tank in battle if you run away from a little teddy bear? The one that we the one that we threw at you.
Speaker 1Jump around, cuz you rub me with your tail.
Speaker 5Yeah, but you also thought it was a bear.
Speaker 1No, not true. I thought it was another ghost. Are you sure we get to? What would you guys call this?
Speaker 4Oh no man, oh no.
Adventures and Banter With Friends
Speaker 1I'm, it's a castle, correct it's a house. Yes, a mansion, it's a mansion. Yeah, we went up multiple flights of stairs and then plus some secret ways into an attic.
Speaker 2Well, we actually only went up one flight of stairs and then into the attic.
Speaker 1How was that possible? I suplexed a suit of armor. Oh yeah, down three flights. Yeah, down three flights.
Speaker 2My parents house is fucking two flights of stairs in it.
Speaker 1Well, okay, that doesn't change the height. Three flights would be fucking 30 feet away from the attic. Are you sure? Is your tism showing? Yeah?
Speaker 2I'm just trying to throw your story off as much as possible, and it's working.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, what the rematch? And? And I found a suit of armor that was holding a Howard and I'm like I want that, give me a little extra range. And that was a combat initiating action. You smoke a cigarette, what the fuck that was. So then we're fighting this thing and I'm in front. I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna eat these shots. That I was wrong. So first I got like slashed up for about half, for just over half my hit points, and Then switch cured me. I was like sweet and I'm just missing all of these shots with the battle axe I have. Then he hits me again, except this time he stabbed me in the chest and I'm back down like well, below half. Okay, luckily E Heals me up, being a good guy. Yeah, everyone else is fucking this thing up, while I'm just getting hit a bunch. And I'm like you know what? I can't hit it. Let me try and grapple it. I have a good strength modifier, so I grapple the fuck out of this suit of armor that everyone else is fucking up. I then continue to grapple it and just slow it down so it can't do anything while everyone else continues to fuck it up, and then, when it's almost dead, I suplex it off a three flights of stairs and fucking murder his face.
Speaker 1Shortly thereafter, coco went towards the screaming woman. Found the screaming woman. I walked 15 feet into a room, saw screaming woman, began to fucking freak out. It was what the fuck is that 15 feet back out of the room, the ghost. Then what does it do? Reacts to extreme emotion, phases through the door and grabs me by the throat like the big dummy mommy that she was. I Then almost died. Thankfully Coco's in. Everyone else came out, continued to fuck up, said spooky and I didn't actually die.
Speaker 4Anybody notice?
Speaker 2what? As he was telling the story, I just kept playing sound alerts that went with what he was saying at the time.
Speaker 1I did notice it was perfect, so I did stop.
Speaker 2What they ask you, how you are, and you say you're just fine. But you're not fine but you're not really fine skill issue. Haha, it's gonna be back. It's gonna be good to be back. Is it memory? You're still stuck in my ass. I True. Yeah, you're still stuck in my ass in the Owen verse. I know I don't think you're ever getting out of there.
Speaker 1I don't know if we're ever going back to it. One of our listeners was asking me about that. Yeah, was it.
Speaker 4Ty, was it Ty?
Speaker 1Of course it was.
Speaker 2I don't remember where we're at. Miz was doing something.
Speaker 3I haven't know about it, I don't know. It's like Miz is in the backseat.
Speaker 1I'm in your never ending ass yeah.
Speaker 4How did you end up in his ass?
Speaker 2I just opened my trunk.
Speaker 1We got Miz so drunk that he just passed the fuck out because I out drank him.
Speaker 5Yes, I do remember that.
Speaker 1And then you guys were mad at me for whatever reason, because I think I punched Zeno, if I remember correctly, and then I got thrown in the trunk of infinite everything and then I threw up on myself.
Speaker 4No, you smacked, you smacked the. That was a long time ago.
Speaker 1That was a long time ago, Zeno.
Speaker 4Was it.
Speaker 1Yeah.
Speaker 4I thought that's where we ended up. No, you have to go back.
Speaker 1Well, I got thrown into the trunk.
Speaker 4Right, but it was after you smacked Coco's ass, right? Yeah, I smoked.
Speaker 1I smacked the shit out of Coco's ass a long time ago.
Speaker 2Yeah, you smacked the shit out of him because I took the bitches. Mm-hmm, good times. Right, took Sally.
Speaker 1Carrera, who you know. Ken was a car, so Coco did the interracial.
Speaker 4Coco did the interracial.
Speaker 1And then he got out of car and I think I did interspecies.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4Is Kara species. I mean all the other nurses.
Speaker 2They're talking about the fucking animal kingdom or whatever.
Speaker 4Everything is in there, right, I suppose? So.
Speaker 2So if a car would be under the animal kingdom?
Speaker 1Well, I just pray enough. If you're a dildo dude, what my asshole?
Speaker 2needs to poop. Anything's pray enough for your dildo, that's a Coco quote Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough. Wow.
Speaker 1Thank you, drew. No, you said it backwards, did I? I'll find it.
Speaker 2Okay, okay. Do we need to have another you saying that you're gonna jerk off to MLP porn moment?
Speaker 1Yes, no, I don't think so.
Speaker 2No.
Speaker 1We talked about that on the podcast. No, this is an actually happened thing. Yeah, anything's a dildo if you're brave enough, was any? I'm brave enough if it's a dildo, I don't know. Dude, what are you fucking talking about?
Speaker 4I think Markey got a stroke.
Speaker 1Is it something I said I'm?
Speaker 2losing it completely. Oh my God, I just let out a fart. It smells so bad. You guys might see the stink lines. I gotta stay here until the end of the podcast.
Speaker 1You should vacate for room.
Speaker 2Yeah, I'm surprised. I'm surprised the cats are still here.
Speaker 4You look very uncomfortable. He looks like he has to poop too.
Speaker 3I just farted so. I'm leaving the whole pressure.
Speaker 2Gameboat fart machine. Oh man, I miss doing gameboat.
Speaker 5It'll come back someday.
Speaker 3Who knows, maybe this year my car's play alright.
Speaker 2When is Dusty getting you that new job? According to her, very soon Time to hurry the fuck up, because being a teacher sucks.
Speaker 4Unless you're a teacher on ADHD after dark it still sucks. How much time do we have left? About 15 minutes.
Speaker 3It's okay, I'm currently creating something for you guys.
Speaker 2Oh no, what's gonna happen? I?
Speaker 4like the sound of this.
Speaker 2Is it gonna be sexy? It depends on your definition of sexy. Anything can be attractive if you're horny enough.
Speaker 3I mean you're not wrong.
Speaker 2People have fucked cars and married cars. Alright, that's true.
Speaker 4I actually saw a TikTok clip of this guy who was infatuated with Ferris wheels.
Speaker 6Does he like grinding on?
Speaker 2them. He's doing something to them.
Speaker 5Is it like one?
Speaker 1Ferris wheel, or is it more than one?
Speaker 2He's having an affair with a Ferris wheel. It's an affair wheel.
Speaker 4It's an affection towards several Ferris wheels, but there was one specific that he promised himself to. And I remember the host of the show took him to this Ferris wheel that was decommissioned and he rubbed a bunch of oil on himself from the Ferris wheel and shit.
Speaker 5Did he cum? Yeah, yes, he did.
Speaker 4Nice.
Speaker 2Having an affair with the Ferris wheel at the fair.
Speaker 1That's hardcore. What tags would you put?
Speaker 4on fansly Steampunk Carnival fetish.
Speaker 2Is that the real one's Super? Pac fucking 3-in-1, fucking Super Jerk PAC 3-in-1. Oh my god.
Speaker 1It could definitely be Bukaki, just like if you could get one. That's like real nasty, just scoop a handful of grease out, just pie yourself in the face. I mean grease carnival, bukaki, I guess.
Speaker 2I like Racist Murky better than whatever that was.
Speaker 4Shit yeah, Murky was doing so good he was clean for so many months.
Speaker 2Yeah, then he came back to the podcast and his contractual obligation of being racist was back, you guys made me sign it through 2027.
Speaker 1Yeah, he has to be racist through 2027. On the podcast.
Speaker 2I have to do this.
Speaker 1I have to deal with the Watch Traym. What are?
Speaker 2we seeing here oh, video game connections.
Speaker 3Have you guys ever played the New York Times Connections game.
Speaker 4No, no, no.
Speaker 3So essentially, as you can tell, here you have 16 different words. You have to figure out what connection four of them have together. So essentially you're filling out four rows that each have one connection to them, and I figured what we would do is I would let you boys try to think what four things on this board share in common, but you all have to agree on the four for me to submit it Wait so we have to click four things and then say what they all have in common.
Speaker 3You don't have to say out loud what they have in common. It will tell you what they have in common.
Speaker 2Oh, we're just clicking four things and hitting submit.
Speaker 3Correct.
Speaker 4God, obviously like Sonic, spyro, yoshi and Luigi.
Speaker 3So you say Sonic, yoshi, luigi and Spyro, yeah, now the thing is, your teammates have to agree with you to hit submit.
Speaker 1Yeah, fuck it. It was the first score I saw, but I'm stupid, but I'm going with it.
Speaker 3Explain your thinking. You know, what did these characters have in common?
Speaker 4They're all video game characters.
Speaker 3OK. So is a bunch of other things there too, I'll tell you this much. Two of them I'm trying to think of how to say this, because Zeno got it literally 5050. Two of them are connected in one connections and two of them are connected for a different reason.
Speaker 2Creeper Yoshi Luigi and who else is green.
Speaker 3All right. So you say Yoshi, you say Luigi, who else?
Speaker 2creeper, creeper. Blanca is Blanca green.
Speaker 4Yeah, he's from Street Fighter. All right, go with that, you're right.
Speaker 2Good stuff, yeah, I just didn't know what the other one was. Shit, is that it? No, we have. Oh, we got one.
Speaker 5You got one, you got one, I got you.
Speaker 4Put the A shulk Chalk, alright, orin Gerald.
Speaker 2Claude, claude, they're all human Right.
Speaker 4I was going to say they were all from like an RPG.
Speaker 2Well, pick Claude or Orin's, because my other guest. My other guest would be Sonic, spyro, raccoon and Rapture. They're all kind of not human yeah right Spyro Sonic Raccoon Rapture.
Speaker 4We're doing Okay.
Speaker 3Is what we're going with.
Speaker 4Yeah, who's Rapture yeah?
Speaker 1correct Rapture.
Speaker 2Okay, two of them. I thought it was more of an animal, oh he's just I'm not really sure.
Speaker 3And again you guys did another 5050. Nice, Two of them are connected to each other and the other two are connected to each other.
Speaker 1I think Sonic and Spyro are connected.
Speaker 2Yeah, but I don't know with what.
Speaker 1All tired maybe. So I don't know, I don't fucking know.
Speaker 4What is Claude from?
Speaker 2Claude would be fucking Final Fantasy 16. Right, but that's Clyde. That's Clyde yeah, wrong name.
Speaker 3I've thrown some obscure ones in here just to mess with y'all.
Speaker 2Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4Who the fuck's this, Orin Shulk?
Speaker 2Geralt Shulk is in Xenoblade Shulk.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 4And Mitsuguri.
Speaker 3Mitsurugi.
Speaker 4Mitsurugi.
Speaker 3You're right, those are sword players.
Speaker 1Hey, hey, hey Okay.
Speaker 4Okay.
Speaker 3So so we still have Bright, raccoon, rapture, sonic, silent, altair, spyro and Claude.
Speaker 4What is Claude from?
Speaker 1You completely got me.
Speaker 4I'm going to say Silent Rapture, Silent Rapture.
Speaker 2I'll let you guys think about it and I'm going to clean this up.
Speaker 3What's your cat do puke.
Speaker 2I hope you already took the headset off. I remember looking at ass, though Look at that fucking ass. Look at that oh my God, look at that ass crack.
Speaker 1Don't be. I don't know where Claude is from. This is why you should subscribe to the fans Leigh. So you just see that ass. Dude. Your face is so bright right now I'm going to go get him Dude your face is so bright right now, Markey, when you leaned in.
Speaker 2Bright, silent or.
Speaker 1Adjective Spyro Dragon. Just non-human characters maybe. Maybe Silent and Bright.
Speaker 2Is Rapture an adjective? I Get bright, you have sorry, or or verb or I don't know what. Those fucking what they called in English. But you have bright and silent. Is it in the same category? The English language because he's a fucking English teacher is like rapture, silent, bright, and he would use a fucking big word like Altier. I don't know. That seems right to me.
Speaker 1Both being video game connections, though I'm thinking Altier like from assassin's.
Speaker 4Creed, I'll have to. Oh, they are video game.
Speaker 2I don't know, we're pretty sure Sonic and Spyro goes together. I Don't know what the fuck Claude is, so maybe he goes with.
Speaker 4Altier was from. Go on assassin's Creed.
Speaker 2Murky said that I'm like fucking a minute and a half ago.
Speaker 4Yeah, it was not paying attention to anything you were saying.
Speaker 1Fuck you his cloud also from he was just like he's fucking stupid. I'm not paying attention to him. What do you? I don't know who fuck Claude is. I don't know what is he driving? The fucking clue.
Speaker 3Sorry about that. Driver likes to steal food from the other cats and when he overeats he pukes.
Speaker 1I'm thinking that raccoon.
Speaker 3Have a contend to conclusions.
Speaker 2No, we're fucking stupid. Let's go raccoon Sonic Spyro those two can't be in the same category. You fucked up already because he said we 50, 50 not too long ago, and raccoon, sonic and Spyro were all there. So if two were in one and two were in the other, those three can't be together.
Speaker 4Yeah, but maybe Sonic and raccoon are together and Spyro and Claude are together, bitch.
Speaker 2That's, that's not what he said. Do it anyway, put Claude in and have him tell you that I was right.
Speaker 3We go with this. Yeah, yeah, three of them are connected. You are one away.
Speaker 1Hmm.
Speaker 2Yeah, which one of the Sonic Spyro raccoon didn't belong together? Probably Sonic Spyro Claude Altier, sonic Spyro Claude.
Speaker 1They're characters in a game. It's not Altier, it's maybe. No, they're all characters in a game. Submit that shit.
Speaker 3Characters who die when they touch water, ha.
Speaker 4Oh well, who the fuck is Claude?
Speaker 3though, yeah, grand Theft Auto 3. Grand Theft Auto 3, that's the name of the protagonist.
Speaker 4Okay, yeah, then raccoon silent rapture right.
Speaker 2I'm not even sure what this category is. You might as well just hit submit. What is it?
Speaker 3Poor cities. You fucker City rapture silent hill if you to put silent hill.
Speaker 2I might have fucking picked it up.
Speaker 3The thing is is you can't put in two words, it only allows you to do one.
Speaker 2Yeah, remember, whenever I said those first three were wrong, one of them was wrong in it. You know, look, fucking I was right. The guest tells us we, we did it. Fuck, yeah, are they?
Speaker 3more, I mean I can create more.
Speaker 2You should just do an entire podcast of us being stupid with this All right, we can also look up at, like I. Was there one that's official for today? Right, so we got. We'll just do this last one and we'll believe. Well, we got, box duck lit, stick bow, bow wrapping fire message, tight, strike, match, charm, block card, swipe break. Did I break your brain when I went backwards on the last?
Speaker 3row yeah.
Speaker 1Match swipe lit fire.
Speaker 3All right.
Speaker 2Fire lit, match swipe. Okay, I see what you're doing stuff to delight a fire.
Speaker 5How about?
Speaker 2how about? How about box, bow, break, block words that begin with a, b, b, no, fuck where the shot, you know?
Speaker 1box. Oh okay, good yeah, good yeah.
Speaker 4January or.
Speaker 3Are you cheating? Oh, that's just today.
Speaker 4Okay, what are? What's our clue for the connection?
Speaker 3We don't know, there are all fucking words.
Speaker 2Look at the fucking words and figure it the fuck out. These seem a little hard right.
Speaker 4Block oh.
Speaker 3Hey, what, which ones we're saying is it? I like to break, break, strike.
Speaker 1Strike.
Speaker 4Swipe.
Speaker 2Nope, yeah, how about? How about box bow, box bow wrapping? I was, would you say box bow wrapping card. Yeah, I was gonna do that. Or message gift giving accessories.
Speaker 3I'm gonna say fire Lit, strike sick and tight.
Speaker 2What's your reasoning means cool, you motherfucker nice so.
Speaker 1Wipe message Strike swipe break, wait, wait. Didn't you try that?
Speaker 4already I got one. I got one arm message swipe match.
Speaker 2Oh, this is dating oh.
Speaker 4Block, it's got to be block. Match message, swipe, yeah, dating app action.
Speaker 3So then we got duck strike, charm and break.
Speaker 2And that is those would have duck Strike, charm Break. Do we want to? What would they have?
Speaker 3a D&D fucking actions.
Speaker 2No, those aren't D&D options, because fuck you, everything's a D&D. Yeah, you're goddamn right is just hit some minutes, probably just actions you can take.
Speaker 5Lucky break.
Speaker 2Okay, okay, god damn it.
Speaker 6I got a mud.
Speaker 2Alright, do we end this thing nice.
Speaker 3Yes. Make sure to subscribe to our fans. Leave folks For exclusive video content just for you, baby.
Speaker 2I'm uploading this episode right now Well, not right now, but It'll take some time. Give me a couple seconds, but you won't hear this until it's up there. So fuck you, do it now.
Speaker 4Now fuck you, they won't hear it until it's up there.
Speaker 2I'm gonna eat your dick.
Speaker 4Oh, eat my ass instead.
Speaker 1I'll do both, of course. Money to see, though, on put it on the fans Lee done.
Speaker 2I told gas if I can take my shirt off for the fans, lee, would you let me? And she was like your mind and I went too bad. Only only subscribers get to see that. Oh, hang on, do it again. Goodbye.
