Ever had one of those days where nothing goes to plan? That's pretty much how this episode kicks off, with Chris Pratt stirring the pot in the animated world as the new voice of Garfield. We crack open the discussion with our thoughts on his foray into iconic character roles and dive into the mixed bag of emotions that movie trailers can evoke. Then, switching gears, we give a shout-out to gaming enthusiasts with the release of "Another Crab's Treasure" and its soul-testing gameplay. But hold onto your joysticks, because the real entertainment begins when our pal Murkey enters the scene—or rather, his voicemail does. We navigate the moral labyrinth of sharing those voice nuggets without spilling too much tea.
Our weekend escapades are up next, and let's just say they involve everything from an anti-climactic OnlyFans debut to a dramatic dance with potential dairy disaster. There's also a sentimental farewell that tugs at the heartstrings, proving our lives are as unpredictable as a game of Mario Kart. And for those who get a thrill from DIY dangers, you'll get a kick out of my shocking (pun intended) foray into electrical work. We even tackle the less discussed yet equally perplexing issue of underwear lint, because let's face it, nobody warns you about these things in life.
Wrapping up, we go full throttle on a variety of topics, from the perils of chafing to the curiosities of animal biology, with a respectful nod to the furry fandom. We fumble through some awkward humor, including a Grindr goof that's too good not to share. But it's not all fun and games—we also wade into the murky waters of government policies, societal concerns, and the sigh of relief heard 'round the gaming world as the FCC takes a stand against intrusive regulations. So, join us for an episode that's a veritable rollercoaster of emotions, information, and the kind of belly laughs that might just make you snort your coffee.
Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd
Ever had one of those days where nothing goes to plan? That's pretty much how this episode kicks off, with Chris Pratt stirring the pot in the animated world as the new voice of Garfield. We crack open the discussion with our thoughts on his foray into iconic character roles and dive into the mixed bag of emotions that movie trailers can evoke. Then, switching gears, we give a shout-out to gaming enthusiasts with the release of "Another Crab's Treasure" and its soul-testing gameplay. But hold onto your joysticks, because the real entertainment begins when our pal Murkey enters the scene—or rather, his voicemail does. We navigate the moral labyrinth of sharing those voice nuggets without spilling too much tea.
Our weekend escapades are up next, and let's just say they involve everything from an anti-climactic OnlyFans debut to a dramatic dance with potential dairy disaster. There's also a sentimental farewell that tugs at the heartstrings, proving our lives are as unpredictable as a game of Mario Kart. And for those who get a thrill from DIY dangers, you'll get a kick out of my shocking (pun intended) foray into electrical work. We even tackle the less discussed yet equally perplexing issue of underwear lint, because let's face it, nobody warns you about these things in life.
Wrapping up, we go full throttle on a variety of topics, from the perils of chafing to the curiosities of animal biology, with a respectful nod to the furry fandom. We fumble through some awkward humor, including a Grindr goof that's too good not to share. But it's not all fun and games—we also wade into the murky waters of government policies, societal concerns, and the sigh of relief heard 'round the gaming world as the FCC takes a stand against intrusive regulations. So, join us for an episode that's a veritable rollercoaster of emotions, information, and the kind of belly laughs that might just make you snort your coffee.
Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd
this is fucking chris pratt as garfield.
Speaker 2:Is he garfield now?
Speaker 1:yeah, he's gonna be garfield now my fucking christ you haven't seen any of the trailers. They're like samuel jackson is garfield's dad. Oh like, not, not john arbuckle, but garfield's cat.
Speaker 2:first off, I don't get to see any ads for anything unless it's on TikTok. So because I pay for YouTube premium to skip all the ads, I didn't see it as an ad, it was more. A student came up to me and was like OK, well, you still have people who you still have contact with people who have boomer, like parents who still watch cable TV.
Speaker 1:So they showed it to me and I'm like, oh dear god, like chris pratt's not even trying, kind of like mario, he's not even trying to have there because of the name he is and he's like hey, it's me garfield. Oh, I hate mondays. Look at me, I'm eating the fucking lasagna. I'm eating the lasagna and it's like him going out on this grand adventure with Samuel L Jackson the cat.
Speaker 2:I feel like.
Speaker 1:Samuel.
Speaker 3:L.
Speaker 2:Jackson, as Garfield would have been way better that would have at least been entertaining that would have been pretty funny.
Speaker 1:I think Bill Murray did a decent job as Gar't. Why don't?
Speaker 4:they try to hire ryan ryan reynolds for this shit like because, he was pikachu so I wouldn't put ryan reynolds as garfield anybody better than chris pratt anybody truly could have been better than chris pratt. It's like I feel like they're just telling ch Pratt like hey, just sound like Chris Pratt. So he's probably not trying because they're telling him not to try, because they're just like yeah, we just want Chris Pratt.
Speaker 2:Well, it looks bad on A Chris Pratt and B the movie in general. Fucking hate it. I mean it's not like Garfield.
Speaker 1:Even with Nintendo, with Mario, he was probably just regular reading his lines out loud for some practice. And then some execs from Nintendo came up and were like, oh, that's perfect. Yes, that's what we need, and he's like okay.
Speaker 2:Sweet.
Speaker 4:I'm trying to seduce him.
Speaker 2:I'm farting. It smells terrible it smells awful. What are you playing right now, zeno? I see you. Is it Destiny?
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, of course, of course I want to play that new game that just came out, I think today Another Crab's Treasure, oh, it's called what? Another Crab's Treasure. It's like a Souls souls like game where you're wandering this new, unknown area to you and your character. But you are this little hermit crab and you're just trying to get your shell back that got stolen from you. So you have to, like, search the ocean to get it back, but of course, all the enemies just want to kill you and take your stuff.
Speaker 2:Ah, got it.
Speaker 4:Because you're a sweet, succulent cow.
Speaker 2:They want to suck your crab meat out. I'd want to suck your crab meat out, hey yo. Should we call Murky?
Speaker 1:I sent him a text and I said podcast with a question mark, but he hasn't responded.
Speaker 2:We're going to call Mr Murky. Does his voicemail just say his number, the question mark, but uh, he hasn't responded. We're gonna call he's dead. Mr murk, hope does. Does his voicemail just say his number? I don't, uh yes, yes, his does this, does okay I will get really quick on the mute if it goes to voicemail.
Speaker 1:Murky, you're leaving in let, let, let strangers call him oh hey, is this awful, is this?
Speaker 2:him from the pod, he'd have to change his number.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah 100% Dude.
Speaker 2:This is how we get popular though.
Speaker 4:The sacrifice of Murky's phone number.
Speaker 2:And personal privacy.
Speaker 4:Oh no, don't do that to Murky.
Speaker 2:My hand's on the mute button. Okay, where the fuck are you? I'm fucking not even home, dude, do it without me. You got anything to say to our listeners? I forgot.
Speaker 4:I haven't seen you motherfuckers in like three weeks bitches. Tell me you didn't bring the cards either.
Speaker 2:You didn't bring the cards. You gotta give the cards to Zeno.
Speaker 1:Fuck my mouth.
Speaker 2:Well, have fun with whatever you're doing. That's not the scheduled podcast. Oh, you're tanning.
Speaker 1:He's tanning. He's missing out on the podcast.
Speaker 2:Alright, Margie, we'll let you get back to tanning. Goodbye.
Speaker 4:Thanks, bye.
Speaker 2:he's going to florida this weekend, so oh yeah, he is I can't wait for him to listen to this podcast, knowing that he's got his phone number there or that we called him and then we were just discussing about just being like you know what, fuck it, let's just let his number go out on the air.
Speaker 4:He's going to be so stressed. Yes, he is. He's going to be like did they call me twice? We're going to slow.
Speaker 2:We should just slowly release his number all nine digits out of order, by just saying random numbers throughout the podcast.
Speaker 4:Eight Seven.
Speaker 2:I don't even know what I said was right. Um, that's the wrong number. Hang on, you know what? Let's. I won't tell anybody if what I said was right, but I know yeah, fair, you know, but nobody else knows.
Speaker 1:Xeno knows. Yeah, xeno knows, maybe five other people know.
Speaker 2:Xeno knows at least one number he said was right, we're awful. I mean, first off, this is what he gets for not having a personalized mailbox that doesn't say your fucking phone number.
Speaker 4:For real. It takes two seconds to set that shit up.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and I set mine up 11 years ago and haven't changed it since.
Speaker 4:All you'd have to do is be like hey, this is the Merc Daddy.
Speaker 2:I smoke a lot of weed. You remember the time when Farha called me and I didn't get his call and then the next time I picked up and he was mad at me because he wanted to have froggy listen to the voicemail. Did you hear about that zeno?
Speaker 1:no, it was like.
Speaker 2:It was like the time, so salty it was whenever we were down and me and e were down in myrtle beach. Um what 2021 right uh?
Speaker 1:yeah, it was like just shortly after my divorce and, um, farha froggy had caught covid.
Speaker 2:So farha was essentially trying to call me and like trying to work around stuff, and we're like, well, I guess we're not gonna do the outdoor thing because we don't want to get covid and all that stuff. But like we were playing mini golf at the time, yep, and fucking Farha called me and I didn't, didn't hear it, didn't get the vibration and he called me, it went to voicemail. And he must have like.
Speaker 2:my voicemail is something like hello humanoid or something like that, if you have something like that if you have, have, I forget like the exact words, but it's like if you want to leave me a message on my interpersonal communication device, there's something like that like. It's like super ridiculous imagine big bang theory level humor and that's it yeah, and farha must have laughed so hard, so he called me back immediately. And what does the person do when they normally get a phone call and they see that they've got a phone call you?
Speaker 2:answer it you fucking answer the phone. I answer the phone and I go hello and farha goes. Why'd you answer? What do you mean? He's like well, you didn't answer the first time, so I figured you wouldn't answer the second time. I'm like what, what kind of bonehead logic is this? And he was like okay, hang up, I'm going to call you back, and then I want the voicemail, and then I'm going to call you back again after I get the voicemail. And I was like just talk to me now, dude.
Speaker 4:And he's like shut up.
Speaker 2:He was like okay, my dude, but cool, we can't talk now, and then you could just like call me back and I'd reject the call later, and not this whole loop-de-loop thing. Oh my god, farha's hilarious he's absolutely hilarious oh, that was like the funniest thing ever. I picked up the phone and somebody asked me like why'd you answer?
Speaker 3:I didn't know what to say what do you mean?
Speaker 1:don't get me wrong. I have those moments where I'm like having that like introvert panic moment of oh my god, don't pick up, don't pick up, don't pick up. Let me just like deliver a voicemail, like farha wasn't even doing that like why would you pick up? How dare you?
Speaker 2:farha wasn't even doing that. He was like why'd you pick up? How dare you? Farhub wasn't even doing that. He was like why'd you pick up? I wanted to hear your voicemail again, Okay.
Speaker 1:It's like sorry, bro, that you know you called me twice and I thought something major happened.
Speaker 2:It actually wasn't major. That was the first one I got. I didn't feel the first one. And then I answered and I had no knowledge that he made the first call, knowledge that he made the first call, and so, like when he said, well, I called you once, so I just expected you not to answer, I wanted to hear the voicemail, I was like, alright, guess, I'm unreliable now don't pick up the phone one time. Fuck you, farah, piece of shit. I hope he's listening to this. Yeah, he's like our. You know one listener in addition to like what crazy and murky who listens to it 75 times.
Speaker 1:Yeah, well, murky is listening to it, so we can possibly get ad revenue one day.
Speaker 4:We still had 50 downloads last week, even though yeah, who the fuck?
Speaker 2:Why the fuck you listen to this, you idiots.
Speaker 1:Stupid.
Speaker 2:I think people are here for your guys's sex appeal and my humor bro e last night xeno can attest to this I was trying to edit the outro that you fucking gave me and I was like you had no reason to be so funny and like all the bloopers and outtakes that happened. And I was just like what, why is he just hilarious? And I was dying of laughter trying to edit the outro for the joysticks thing, which I think it should be all rendered, I just need to upload it. But like, I was just like why are you so fucking funny? And you, you weren't trying to be, you were just fucking like, oh, you, you, you, you, you fucking. You messed up a line and you're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, I can't fucking read a script. And I'm like why are you so fucking salty?
Speaker 4:at yourself. I think Monty jumped up on the desk and you're like oh cat, but yep, yep.
Speaker 1:Uh, it's just, you just react to what's happening around you and you just try to think quick about it.
Speaker 2:You just laugh about it as it happens speaking of which, should we uh plug joysticks here? I don't know what we should do, yeah we can plug joysticks somebody who has has you know your frame rate and your lips were really weird there when you did the. Oh, my God, you see it it was like oh yeah, it was so weird.
Speaker 4:I like it.
Speaker 1:All right, try it one more time. One more time.
Speaker 2:Let me see, yeah, it's weird, it's just like it's so fucking weird dude Like a goddamn strobe light on it.
Speaker 4:I love it.
Speaker 2:Anyway, joysticks.
Speaker 1:All right, strobe light on it. I love it anyway. Joysticks all right. So, for those of you who may or may not know, we do have another podcast that is a little more toned down compared to this, but we're a lot more nerdy in that one.
Speaker 2:Is joysticks becoming more of a brand now? I think so. Yeah, so this could technically be part of joysticks and, yes, in some fashion we absolutely could make this a part of the joysticks branding yeah. So if you want gmillie to accept, be sure to flood his twitter with we accept.
Speaker 1:Just say we accept yeah, don't tell him anything else everybody here will know yeah, that's all we need so make sure you are going to xcom or twittercom and you want to specifically find the account at miles g170 gaming and just tell him we accept yep, just send a bunch of those and we'll tally them up and and if we get more than two, we'll probably become part of joysticks.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and if we get more than two, we're going to laugh for every single one after two.
Speaker 4:If he asks you what you mean, you just say yes, just be oblivious. Just say yes, just say where we're making like this.
Speaker 2:We are making this secret fucking code for people that have watched our episode because they're gonna say we accept miles is gonna go what and then? And then their response is gonna be yes. We're like making like a secret agent code right now guys, miles is gonna be like.
Speaker 2:I don't fucking know what's happening and then miles is gonna mess up, message us and be like what'd you idiots do? What's going on? And we'll just be like, yeah, like who's behind this? And then all of us will just say, yes, uh, we love, we love miles.
Speaker 4:Uh, he's a good guy I can't wait for this episode to air now.
Speaker 2:Well, it air. It airs in a couple hours.
Speaker 4:Like, yeah, like soon.
Speaker 2:Yeah, as soon as I, as soon as we're done recording, I go ahead and upload it. So, however long it takes for the computer to decide I'm going to fucking. If we upload those nuts, we're going to get approved for fucking. Onlyfans, dude.
Speaker 1:Finally. Well, I mean we have been approved for OnlyFans. We just don't have any followers or subscribers. You mean fans?
Speaker 2:fansly fansly.
Speaker 4:That's what I meant yeah, we haven't really done a very good job promoting it. No, we've done a shit job.
Speaker 2:I feel like you have to do a lot of work to get stuff like that to go off, but it's just a funny place to upload stuff, yeah I just I really don't feel like putting all the work into it. It's literally there because of a joke.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:It hasn't gone any further than it was a joke.
Speaker 3:Not a joke.
Speaker 2:Look, if there was all of a sudden an influx of people and they demanded a dick pic and we made like $1,000 in a month, I'll fucking be like, alright, buy it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know, at that point he would become. He would be like all right, bye. Yeah, you know, I, at that point, I he would become he would be like not a teacher anymore.
Speaker 2:I'm running the fans, lee look at my fucking.
Speaker 1:Look at my bear chest look at everything about me, give me the money, give me the biddies the sad, the sad thing is I'll give you my biddies, hey, hey yo, you guys want to hear something stupid that I did over the weekend that I have been saving just for this podcast for your guys reactions.
Speaker 4:I have something stupid as well.
Speaker 1:You go first though you know what I'll go last, because I feel like mine's a little more embarrassing. Yeah, I definitely almost killed myself. Oh, because I feel like mine's a little more embarrassing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I definitely almost killed myself.
Speaker 1:Oh Okay, I didn't though. Mine was just embarrassing, so maybe I will start with mine.
Speaker 2:Mine's very simple, but I definitely almost killed myself.
Speaker 1:Oh fucking yikes, baby girl. All right. So over the weekend, uh, I took shannon back to her parents place because a childhood cat that she took in uh nearing the end of her poor life due to certain health conditions and her parents decided to do the humane thing because she really wasn't eating anymore was to put her down. And I took Shannon up so she could get some last lovings in and say her goodbyes and be in the room as uh the cat's final moments were happening. So it was the night before the uh cat was going to have all that stuff happen to her and we had carnitas that night where I put this uh kind of I don't know how to put it like this chili lime kind of powder.
Speaker 1:I forget what it's called Tahito, something like that. I forget its name, but it's delicious.
Speaker 1:Sounds pretty Spanish and I keep forgetting that.
Speaker 1:In my 30s my body doesn't like me anymore and I get things called heartburn and acid reflex. So I wake up in the middle of the night because I'm having acid reflex and when I used to get it a lot as a kid, I don't get as much anymore as an adult. But my immediate instinct is I need to go get like a swig of milk to help cool the burn and then take like an antacid or something. So that's kind of what my body did is. I kind of got up and I went into the kitchen and I'm like half awake at this point, so I opened up the fridge. And I'm like half awake at this point. So I open up the fridge and there is a milk jug in there, oh no, and I just like grab like a cup and I pour into the cup and as I was prepared to take a swig, this thick, thick glob like crawls into my mouth and I just start gagging I'm trying not to puke right now and I just remember it was the sourest thing I've ever put in my mouth.
Speaker 1:It tasted more sour than an airhead and I spit it back into the cup and I'm just gagging, making these noises, and I'm horrified that I'm going to wake people up, so I'm like holding my mouth going god so I run into the bathroom and they have mouthwash and I just like slam it back and just shake my head vigorously and spit it out, and I do that like 20 times until I can't taste that flavor anymore. And then I finally take an antacid. And while I'm waiting for that to kick in, I go back to the kitchen and I just see this putrid slime of spoiled milk and I take a look at the expiration date and that milk had been in that fridge for like half a year at that point.
Speaker 2:Oh, gross dude. I'm trying not to throw up right now. That is disgusting. So I didn't tell anyone hang on, hang on, hang on hang on, we need to rewind a bit. You poured that shit in a glass.
Speaker 1:I thought I poured it out, but it really just kind of like oozed out could you not smell it? Not when I was doing it in kind of a hurry to get rid of the burn.
Speaker 2:Bro, I feel like something that was spoiled, that bad I was in my mouth something that was spoiled, that bad like as soon as you bring it up to drink it like it's gonna be like smelling salts and fucking your nose just goes.
Speaker 3:Ah, it wasn't like the back of my throat, did I have?
Speaker 4:that noise for us again I have a hat.
Speaker 2:I actually have a habit because I I've drank not that spoiled of milk before but like I have had the experience where I have had spoiled milk and it doesn't taste great. So I've gotten, I've gotten into the habit of like sniffing milk before I take that first swig, because if it's like just on edge, I'm like, no, no, I'm good. It actually kind of like brought me up like kind of weird with like the fair life milk, because you know, kind of weird with like the Fairlife milk. Because you know, I did the same thing with that. I thought it was regular milk and I went to go take a drink, took a sniff and it was like holy fuck, this is rotten. Apparently they pasteurize it at a higher temperature which makes it smell rotten, but it's still good and I just could not get over drinking that. But yeah, fun fact, but yeah. So E, what did we learn?
Speaker 1:That. But yeah, fun fact, but yeah uh. So e what did we learn? Uh that, even if I'm kind of in a hurry and halfway to make sure I check expiration and then boomers, fun, fun fact you probably could have still.
Speaker 2:You probably can still just get away with only doing the antacid or pepto-bismol or like. Usually what I do when I get antacid is I just take like a couple of tums and like that just does, that just is enough to get everything out of the throat and like on its way down, it just does its job and it was just kind of a.
Speaker 1:My brain was like this is what we do, so I don't know. I just was following stupidity of my instincts you Zeno, what'd you do?
Speaker 4:this weekend. That was stupid. I didn't do anything. That was stupid actually.
Speaker 2:Oh well, you're stupid.
Speaker 4:I don't think I did anyways, what did I do this weekend?
Speaker 2:Did you stay inside and play Shadowverse all weekend?
Speaker 4:No, I had a busy weekend. What did I do? I went to the concert.
Speaker 3:Oh, you went to the concert, right? That murky bitch down on it.
Speaker 4:Yes, what a bitch.
Speaker 1:It was too cold.
Speaker 2:Mr, I go ice fishing. It was too cold to go outside.
Speaker 4:It was pretty fucking cold.
Speaker 2:I don't care. This motherfucker goes ice fishing.
Speaker 4:I went to the gift shop after the opening band and bought a South Bend Cubs hoodie because it was that fucking. Went to the gift shop after the opening van and bought a South Bend Cubs hoodie because it was that fucking cold. I don't live in South Bend.
Speaker 2:Well, here's the dumb thing I did. I was trying to put up a camera in the garage.
Speaker 1:Any guesses, before I go any further than that, your neighbors didn't know who you were and were about ready to shoot you with the rifle.
Speaker 4:Actually no, we did not turn the power off and you almost electrocuted yourself.
Speaker 2:Well, kind of right, oh OK, I had put the camera in. Like the way, the way my garage works is like the upper area has like this electrical conduit that's outside of the wall and my stud finder just said the entire wall was electric because of that wire being outside and going to like a heater element. So I kind of was like well, I can't trust exactly where there's no electrical at right, so I'm just gonna have to take a gamble and drill a hole into the drywall and hope for the best. Well, I drilled a hole in the drywall and, you know, nothing happened. So I was like cool, I'm good. So then I put in the wall studs and drilled in one side and everything was fine. And I just kind of go in and drill the other side and fucking lights went out. And then I was kind of go in and drill the other side and fucking lights went out oh no, and then and then I was like that's not good.
Speaker 2:I sense I fucked up here.
Speaker 2:But, yeah it was it was a good like I. I had that reaction where I'm just like looking at it, I'm like in the dark, cause it's like in the middle of the night at this point it's pitch black and I'm like motherfucker. Didn't even occur to me that like I tripped the breaker and pretty much just almost had straight fucking 20 amps of electricity going through my body to ground right, um, cause that was what the breaker was rated for, so 20 amps would have had to at least go to trip it um and uh, I'm glad you're still with us and uh.
Speaker 2:So then I went downstairs. The breaker didn't look like it was off, so then I was really freaked out, but it I guess it tripped, but was still on in the on position uh so we turned that bitch off and uh, then I just left it and then I couldn't find an electrician to come fix it, like the only electrician near me.
Speaker 2:I'm not even gonna say it because it'll give it away, but like half of the reviews are five star, like this is the best company ever, and the other half are one star reviews, saying this is a goddamn scam, don't go here. And I'm like, okay, it's probably a scam. And then I went to like the closest google map street view that I could look for it and, interesting enough, that entire road is blurred out and I'm like, oh, this is definitely a scam area because they won't even let you look down the road from the main road. Interesting, um. So Edgaz talked to somebody at our work and somebody was like, oh yeah, when I did that, I just flipped the breaker back on and it worked. So I took the screw out of the wall and turned the breaker on and, lo and behold, there's still power. Uh, so, uh, we're gonna have to cut the fucking wall open tomorrow and apparently the solution is to pair the wiring. Wrap it with electrical tape. Is the solution yeah, absolutely, yeah.
Speaker 2:Um, that's all you have to do, and luckily it's in the garage, so all I'm really gonna do is cut out a piece of the drywall and then screw it back into the stud right and then not really care how it looks right, um, you could patch it pretty.
Speaker 2:I mean I'm just gonna put yeah I'm just gonna yeah, I'm not like painting or anything, what I'm gonna do is just take out the thing, then fix the wire, screw it back into the stud and then fucking plaster the outside of it I can't wait to see this tomorrow or Saturday. Dude. It is like and I'm pretty sure I'm going to open up this wall and I'm going to be like wow, I had a one in like fucking million shot of just dead centering this wire and fucking.
Speaker 4:You probably just barely nicked it, or something.
Speaker 2:I think I had to go through hot and neutral for it to not have electrocuted me and for it to trip the breaker like that, like I think I had to have connected hot and neutral with the screw, Because the only. Fucking scary dude, Because the only other path for it to have gone was through me, through the ladder to the ground, to trip the breaker. That was the only other path for it to have happened like that right.
Speaker 4:Maybe, maybe Satan saved you.
Speaker 2:Satan did not save me.
Speaker 4:How do you know?
Speaker 1:I mean Satan wants him down there.
Speaker 5:You know how many times I stick my hand up his ass in a podcast. I definitely want him down here to fondle his balls.
Speaker 4:Oh, thanks for that, Satan. Why do you want to fondle his balls? What exactly is that about? Because it tickles a lot and he hates that.
Speaker 1:Ah, you know, I hate it when my partner tickles my balls.
Speaker 4:I don't prefer my balls to be tickled either.
Speaker 1:It is a no tickle zone. However, that doesn't stop her.
Speaker 2:Jesus Christ, gucci, gucci, goo, dude. You guys, this is a weird fucking subject, but have you ever gotten, like you know how like some clothes like um, you get lint off of them and it like sticks to your body and stuff like that? Like some clothes can like get those? What are they called? Those little balls of fabric and shit that like kind of just come off? I don't remember what it's called, but no, no, there's like a special word. You have like the lint thing that like goes across and cuts them. You know what I'm?
Speaker 2:talking about the pilling yeah, I know what you're talking about. So I have me undies and some of them actually like that. Like the internals of they're like very comfortable, but like they they are definitely meant to be replaced more often than normal underwear. Like they're very comfy, but it's like they have a usage period of like a lot less than other underwear.
Speaker 4:Like they fall apart a little bit um, and there are times when you're ripping toxic asshole.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but yeah yeah, yeah, I mean, it's like. It's like a protection layer it dissolves away to make sure everybody else stays safe.
Speaker 5:But no, like there'll be sometimes, like I'll get like a new one of these, or like and stuff like layer dissolves away, to make sure everybody else stays safe.
Speaker 2:But no, like there'll be sometimes like I'll get like a new one of these or like and stuff like that. And you know, last night I took a shower and put on like a fairly new set it's only with like the newer ones, like the older they get, like the less material or is to fall apart. And I fucking put one on last night after shower and I and I went to the bathroom just before stream today and the underside of my fucking dickhead has just fucking underwear lint just stuck in it of like what, what do you guys have you guys ever had that? Like? You just get fucking lint from your underwear stuck in your dickhead and you're like what is this?
Speaker 2:I literally never, never had that happen no dude, these under this underwear is ridiculous. Like they're like I'll. I fucking showered with it one time and my ass, why no? No, after it, after I used it, after after I used sorry, I gotta have my brain went too fast for my mouth, um understand, and you know I use the fucking wand to like spray out, like the fucking ass crack area To make sure I get nice and clean in there.
Speaker 4:I was blowing fucking you don't do that.
Speaker 2:You must not have a hairy ass.
Speaker 1:I don't know you put on my massage shedding. Sometimes you just put it back there Just to make sure you get out things.
Speaker 2:It's like a fucking bidet. To make sure you get it out, I'm literally blasting. You have had to have had belly button lint before.
Speaker 1:Yeah, absolutely, I was going to say if you said no, If you said no, I was going to have some issues.
Speaker 2:Dude, like this underwear. I was blowing out fucking belly button lint, kind of like chunks of the underwear out and I'm like, well, those aren't pieces of poop, because it's fucking like neon pink and if it is pieces of poop I think that's my intestines and I should go to the hospital and it's.
Speaker 2:It's so weird. It's like this is the only underwear I mean. It's super comfortable, it doesn't feel like it's happening, but like it's. It just feels like you're disgusting and it's like you go there, you go to the bathroom and it's like, well, I'm pulling fucking Dryer lint off my dick from my underwear and blasting it out of my Asshole, but I took a shower yesterday, so Not like it's fucking because I'm not Showering Dude. It's fucking weird, but you gotta understand what I'm Talking about. Like it's kind of like belly button lint, but like your dick and and that's why I make sure that I definitely clean very, very heavily underneath the head so that Gaz doesn't have to breathe down some belly button lint in my dick.
Speaker 1:I mean, if you're circumcised, then you don't have to worry about the smegma on top of that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 4:Why are you so awkward about that? Yeah for sure, yeah for sure.
Speaker 1:Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2:Coke, are you not circumcised? I don't know Probably. What do you mean? You don't know what. Oh, I mean I probably am. My parents are Christian, so I probably am.
Speaker 4:That's true. Yeah, that's very high likely.
Speaker 2:I definitely can see the head of my dick more than some of the people I've seen in porn videos. So I'm probably circumcised, so you're probably circumcised, but there's still enough of that like little extra skin for stuff to get trapped under it. You know what I mean, like when it's nice and soft and hiding in its little fucking nest. Yeah, yeah, one is like a turtle dude. That's the worst you ever like sit down in like a car and it just kind of goes too far in and it's like super uncomfortable because it's like retracted so much and then you're sitting there trying to like pull, pull your dick, shut up, zeno, you fucking this is just proof that you don't understand short dick problems.
Speaker 2:Like you're sitting in the car and like you get you get into a position and then your dick just goes and it's just like, oh, it's so uncomfortable. And then you're just like the car and like you get you get into a position and then your dick just goes and it's just like, oh, it's so uncomfortable. And then you're just like sitting there awkwardly trying to rearrange yourself. There have been times that I've tried to make a boner happen so I could get my dick to pop out of its uncomfortable position and E do you know what I'm?
Speaker 2:talking about yeah bro this is kind of-.
Speaker 1:So like I'd be sitting there driving especially long like car rides and I'll like try to like do that man.
Speaker 2:Stance Dude the worst In, like the driver's seat, but I can't, so I have to like-. Dude, sometimes you could be walking down in the mall and then your dick's like not today out of your fucking, inside of your body, trying to make it more comfortable because it's just fucking went and hid and it's not supposed to do that. Now we know for sure that xeno has a huge dick because this sounds like a small dick problem like I didn't realize how tough it was it's hard out here for small dicks people.
Speaker 1:Okay, we got to get women with personality, yeah.
Speaker 2:There's like a threshold at which, like, once it passes it, like the dick is, like the skin that's left is just like sucks over and it tries to act like foreskin, but it's not big enough, so it's super fucking uncomfortable. Oh fuck, you've never. I'm ups. I'm so upset now that you have a huge dick because you've never experienced that is like the most awkward. It's not painful, it's just you ever have an itch the way I describe it. I describe it as you ever have an itch at the bottom of your foot that you're driving with and you can't really scratch it. Yeah, yeah that it's like that, but instead of fixing it by taking off your shoe and scratching it, you have to fucking pull your dick out from your stomach.
Speaker 4:That is rough. Why does your?
Speaker 1:why it just does. Ok, it just does, I don't even know how to explain it.
Speaker 2:It's just like, all of a sudden, it's like the. It must just be a thing. That happens when you get older, too, and your skin is more fucking less, uh, less stretchy. So, uh, I didn't have this problem until I turned like fucking 28 or so. So people who have a short dick, you're under 28. This is another thing to look forward to when you get older your dick disappearing inside of your body and it being very uncomfortable like I've definitely gotten like, like it gets smaller when it's cold, but like never like it's not like it's getting smaller, it's like right now it's like, it's like there's like a specific, specific position where, like you know how, like there's some dick still inside of you.
Speaker 2:It's like it gets to a position where, like the, the skin gets right to, like where it's not being held back anymore, and then there's like an elastic effect that just sucks it up and it's not like it's a cold effect, dude yeah, I'm so perplexed by this I'm gonna have at this point, at this point, xeno, I'm gonna have to fucking make a video of how this works to show, to like educate you yeah, I straight up.
Speaker 4:I've never experienced this in my life.
Speaker 2:It's because your dick is too long to ever get past that threshold. It like it like, definitely like if I if I do this, it's hard to see on camera, but like if I do this and stick my butt out like it's it's kind of stuck there and hang on, let me pull it back out. It went inside a little bit, oh my god. And then I'm like this all came from the foreskin topic and I'm like man foreskin must be very uncomfortable, but then again, I haven't lived a life with foreskin because you know, jesus, oh, this is an episode of ADHD. After Dark, fucking Murky missed a juicy one. Yes, he did. Should we call Murky up and ask him if his dick disappeared inside?
Speaker 1:of his body. Let's do it.
Speaker 2:Let's do it yeah yeah, yeah, call him right now. He knows we're on the podcast this time.
Speaker 4:He's going to be like yeah, what are you talking about?
Speaker 2:Dude, what do you mean? Dude, he's's gonna be like what do you mean?
Speaker 4:I hope he's at a place where he can talk.
Speaker 2:Fucking Zeno doesn't do that yeah, let's get him on the phone like fucking phone a friend.
Speaker 4:I got him on the edge.
Speaker 2:Answer the fucking phone we'll get an answer from him next episode if he doesn't answer it.
Speaker 1:He's gonna be a bitch to not answer.
Speaker 4:What a bitch.
Speaker 1:What a bitch. Huh, huh, huh.
Speaker 3:Huh. Please leave Ah.
Speaker 2:I was really fucking quick on that, by the way. Oh dude, oh dude, he's gonna be. He's gonna be like yeah, what do you mean? It happens all the time. And Zeno's gonna be like.
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 2:You ever see like those you ever see, like those TikToks, where it's like what boys do in the shower and what girls do in the shower, like and they mentioned like the little things, like how women all like apparently wash their hair facing away from it and men just like face into the shower and wash their hair, like apparently like a difference, but like shit, like that we're going to have, like this fucking small dick versus large dick, like things that you've never noticed about your dick, small dick versus large dick like things that you've never noticed about your dick with, uh, the shower thing.
Speaker 4:Like when I had long hair, like really long hair, it was like down to my nips um, I would face away from the shower, but now, like I face the shower generally, I never really realized I was doing it, but definitely understand that I don't know how to transition from talking about fucking dick, fucking turtle dick dude.
Speaker 2:It literally is bro shit's fucking hilarious. I can't believe the I'm offended as a small dick person that you've never experienced this.
Speaker 1:I'm a little fucking upset.
Speaker 2:I hope one day you know that you just wake up.
Speaker 1:this I'm a little fucking upset, you know. I hope one day that you just wake up and you're just like what is this unusual feeling? This is not comfortable and it just happens to you.
Speaker 2:For him it's going to be when he's like 50.
Speaker 4:You know how thicker girls you're wearing shorter shorts. Their thighs chaff. You ever had your dick chaff against your leg?
Speaker 2:Yeah chafe no that's what I get instead of that, apparently, then yeah, but what happens for me is it just chafes on the inside of the fucking foreskin, because it just because what it's doing the whole time you're walking is it's here's the extra skin and here's it trying to poke out as you're walking is here's the extra skin and here's it trying to poke out as you're walking, and it's just doing that. It's kind of fucking yourself, yeah, but it's very uncomfortable.
Speaker 4:I get dick chafed out of it.
Speaker 2:Jesus Christ, xeno's dick is so long that it just gets dick chafed.
Speaker 4:Do me like that.
Speaker 1:The absolute burden you must carry on your shoulders.
Speaker 2:It's in his pants, not his shoulders. Get with the picture Fair.
Speaker 4:Well, I have to swing it over my shoulder to carry it around.
Speaker 2:Must be nice.
Speaker 1:Does your dick hang low? Does it swallow to and throw? Can you tie it in a knot? Can you tie it in a bow?
Speaker 2:Your dick would have to be huge to be able to tie it into a knot.
Speaker 4:Yeah, my dick's not that big.
Speaker 1:Or you're just a furry, explain. So this is something that I learned being friends with a furry, because I have decided to be more friendly towards them because most of them are artistic correct so you're not against autistic people.
Speaker 3:Correct, good, correct so it's less of a hate crime so.
Speaker 1:Jesus Christ uh, I have learned that nodding was a term because, uh, I knew where this was going. I don't know if you guys remember him much because he hasn't streamed in a little while vince. Yeah, uh, snap bionics yeah, I remember so somebody in his server posted a furry meme because I'm like one of two or three people in that server that is not a furry and they just kind of have me around to be the funny guy because let's be honest furries aren't funny, shut your mouth are you?
Speaker 2:offended, coco. I'm offended that you're making fun of people with autism.
Speaker 1:Continue your story what the fuck and I didn't understand what the term nodding was. I was like, okay, what is this?
Speaker 2:and apparently, does Zeno know what it means?
Speaker 1:no, okay, I know what it means continue so Coco could probably correct me a little bit more here, because I only vaguely remember what it means but it has a knot on their penis.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was gonna say it has something to do with part of their penis where there's like a bump, and they consider it a knot yeah, so they have like the penis a little bump and then the balls and like the whole point from an animal biological standpoint is they have sex and then the last rut it goes in and then the knot just like expands and then they're stuck together for a little bit while everything sort of settles to prevent like competing males from overriding their sperm and shit. But I'm assuming the term knotting is something similar to that, but furry base just more.
Speaker 1:That is a real thing, that happens in biology uh, huh like dogs, two dogs.
Speaker 2:If a dog has sex with another dog, they can get stuck together for like up to 30 minutes after the male dog finishes. Cause his dick just grew 10 fucking sizes inside of the lady.
Speaker 4:Interesting.
Speaker 1:So then he just has to wait for it to kind of go back now.
Speaker 3:Yep.
Speaker 1:So there's your giant horse cock pierces the.
Speaker 2:There's the animal planet tangent, but anyway, continue on.
Speaker 1:I know that.
Speaker 2:That was it. If you're into nodding, let murky know by calling his number at 1-800-I-SUCK-DICK.
Speaker 4:I'm gonna take his phone and set it up as like a secondary number On his phone.
Speaker 2:We should fucking make a number that's like a secondary number and forward it to his phone so then we can actually Dox that number but it like goes through like one of those call services and forwards to his phone and then we can turn it off at any time. Yes, be like. Who is this Calling about my fucking nodding kink?
Speaker 4:what the fuck is it. Don't have to look it up like that. One time he almost went on grinder oh dude, that shit was funny as fuck we've told that story here before, but that shit was hilarious.
Speaker 2:I don't remember what episode. Go fucking. Listen to the whole series if you want to know about it murky would know.
Speaker 1:Murky probably knows by heart what episode.
Speaker 2:It is probably does fucking man's weird shit was fucking hilarious.
Speaker 4:He was like all into it and I thought he knew and he had no clue. And then, fucking grand it was over and murky goes. Yeah, I'm gonna fucking get on grinder too, and grand it just goes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, man, wait what granted at that moment should have just been like let things played out, because I would have loved to see murky's love, murky's fate to see murky's face or hear what his face was like on his first fucking like swipe realize like his first, am I getting all these dudes? Yeah, he probably swipe a bit, be like why am I getting all these fucking dudes?
Speaker 1:Yeah Well, that one looks like. Why are they asking me if I'm a top or a bottom.
Speaker 2:He's going to get one, that one looks like a lady Fucking matches and it's a dude. You want to see my penis?
Speaker 1:The twinkiest sissy out there, I believe, is the correct term.
Speaker 2:Not a femboy.
Speaker 1:Well, now he actually might want to get on fucking now he might want to get on. Grindr because he's into femboys we should make Murky a Grindr we absolutely should, and just show him just like a slideshow of all the men that swiped on him. I might be terrified to kind of see that and then just show him the DMs that he gets for those.
Speaker 2:We should each make a grinder and see who gets the most men to swipe on us, though I feel like then I would just be playing into everything I hate about the dating scene.
Speaker 4:I mean, it's absolutely going to be murky, though, because they're going to see his fat ass and be like. I want a piece of that.
Speaker 2:I'm just going to take a picture of me wearing no clothes. And my tiny inverted dick.
Speaker 1:It's just their cosplay. Dude it's.
Speaker 2:Dude Xeno. All you have to do is wear the fucking White Ranger cosplay. You don't even need a grinder for that. You got on fucking Facebook and somebody's like mmm, give me that. Yeah, for real. I love myself a good fucking fat white sausage.
Speaker 4:I had to tell Dr Fart that story. She was like what up with your friends? And it's like then you have a big dick.
Speaker 2:I was like well, I mean also it started like that, but now we have physical proof that you were like I don't have this problem where my dick hides from me. Um yeah, yeah, that's pretty much where it all started or less what are you doing up there, jiraya?
Speaker 1:yeah, what is dry doing? Explain it to us.
Speaker 2:He's just hanging out he's just being a cat looking down doing cat I don't know what he's doing. He's he's doing orange cat things right now. Oh yeah, hashtag orange cat things. Who here has an orange cat? Me, not me dude, have you ever had an orange cad caddy? No, I've never had an orange cat dude, they can be a blessing and a curse.
Speaker 4:Kate is such a blessing.
Speaker 2:Fortunately, I heard he got out not too long ago. He did, and then he didn't want to be outside anymore yeah, then he was like fucking cats. They always are the same. They're like let me out, let me out, let me out, fuck this. How do I get back? They always are the same. They're like let me out, let me out, let me out, fuck this. How do I get back?
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I don't want this anymore.
Speaker 4:He ran all around my neighbor's backyard. He was trying to help corral him with me, and then he ran to the front door.
Speaker 2:He was just like let me the fuck in. I'm done with my adventure now, dad.
Speaker 1:He, I'm done with my adventure now, dad.
Speaker 2:He used to be an outdoor cat too.
Speaker 1:He was a stray right, he was a stray, and he used to stand like a pit bull too.
Speaker 4:He used to act really tough and now he's such a sweet boy now and he loves all the company that ever comes over to my house. For a while he would be really scared of anybody coming over, but now I think he kind of realizes anyone that comes in is going to give you a boss yeah, and he's like, oh shit, fucking more attention for me, let's go.
Speaker 1:He's such a sweet lovey boy he is and if he can get everybody's attention, he's kind of like I'm the most special boy Unless you're trying to cut his nails and he's like what the fuck are you guys doing?
Speaker 4:He's like go fuck yourself, man. Oh God, oh God.
Speaker 2:You good you good, everything's fine.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you sure, yeah, I ran out of.
Speaker 2:Dude, from now on, anytime Zeno's in a voice call with me and my dick goes and hides, I'm going to explicitly call it out every single time now. Maybe you should even send him pictures of it popping back out it's hard to do because, like, take my pants off, it's going to pop back out, right? Because like part of it is like the tension of like webcam ready well, part of it's like the tension of the boxers pushes it in right like if you get your boxers in like the correct spot.
Speaker 2:it just kind of like that's the sound it makes too.
Speaker 3:What sound?
Speaker 1:It's kind of like when you put like a hard-boiled egg in your mouth and you try to swallow it.
Speaker 4:Why are you trying to swallow a hard-boiled egg?
Speaker 1:Look, we all do weird things to get money on OnlyFans.
Speaker 4:I taught myself how to make soft boiled eggs and make like the fancy ramen eggs.
Speaker 2:We tried that one time.
Speaker 4:It did not go well I can show you how to do this really easy well, we, we, we were like.
Speaker 2:Somebody said, you can do it.
Speaker 1:An air fryer did not work oh, no, no, no, no, no no it was one of.
Speaker 2:It was one of those TikToks hey, you can do this, and so we did it, and then it was not not ready.
Speaker 4:For me. I just boil the eggs for about eight minutes, take them out, put them in an ice bath and then the marinade was like soy sauce, mirin and sugar and you boil it, let it cool, put it in a bag with the eggs soy sauce, mirin and sugar. And you boil it, let it cool, put it in a bag with the eggs and let them marinate overnight and it came out so fucking good and you cut them in half and put them in ramen the next day.
Speaker 3:Mmm, good shit.
Speaker 2:You're good shit.
Speaker 4:Thank you.
Speaker 1:Did you guys know that, apparently on x, formerly known as twitter, if you actually put twitter in a tweet, like in a url, specifically as long as it is, as it is not all in caps, the website will now change it from twitter to the letter X.
Speaker 2:Really.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I thought you told me that.
Speaker 2:No, that's in the URL bar.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I remember, you told me that.
Speaker 2:I think what he's saying is if you tweet something that has Twitter in the link.
Speaker 4:Correct. Yeah, I thought you told me that for some reason. Maybe you told me that. You told me that for some reason. Maybe he told me that somebody told me that.
Speaker 2:I'm just gonna post on the joysticks account, uh any or not, joysticks, adhd after dark. Anyone who has a penis ever have the problem where it turtles uncomfortably? I like the verb is gonna be like.
Speaker 4:I know exactly what you're fucking talking about and I hope, dude, did you say far?
Speaker 2:how's gonna be like? I know exactly what you fucking.
Speaker 1:I get that. I hope, dude, did you say Farha's gonna be like? I know exactly what you fucking. Oh, I'm just gonna Farha's gonna be like I get that I get that dude Farha will too.
Speaker 4:I have to specify. Yeah, no, I'm with Zeno, never had that happen.
Speaker 2:Dude, he's a short king with a fucking huge dick. I mean man's off balance.
Speaker 4:That's why he stopped streaming. He's pursuing that porn star career.
Speaker 1:You know, he should probably get back on that porn star career. I feel like he could make money.
Speaker 2:He could Dude. I hope somebody responds back to this.
Speaker 4:I'm going to laugh what if he hasn't been streaming because ASMR took off.
Speaker 2:He also wants to do stuff that he didn't want to take off took off, right, and then yeah, so I was like kind of why would you do that then, if you didn't want it to take off, like you were doing that it was gonna be funny. It was gonna be funny and it took off, so you just keep doing it. It was so hilarious, dude. I'm super surprised that Meg saw the tweet.
Speaker 2:I am too, actually, only because I the one from like april 4th, when fucking because you tagged me in and it popped up for her yeah, I don't know why twitter's algorithm would do that. Uh, the one where a fucking senpai sandman, your cum, fills my tummy up, uwu, with fucking spider-man with a huge fucking cum-filled belly and me going what the fuck individual meg said time to uh.
Speaker 2:What did she say? Time to mute, time to mute. And I was like I'm shocked you followed this, um, and I was like I don't think she actually does. I think shit just kind of went through e's fucking uh stream, or is his blink thingy so for that picture of spider-man with the enlarged stomach.
Speaker 1:There it's a come believe. That is from marvel zombies, where sandman goes inside of spider-Man and just explodes out of him.
Speaker 4:Interesting.
Speaker 2:That is legitimately a porn category.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's called Vore.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:So Spider-Man was canonically for a few panels Vore.
Speaker 2:Making, hmm.
Speaker 1:Making Zeno, a weird pervert person. I mean his spider webs.
Speaker 2:I'm pretty sure that Spider-Man spider webs are essentially fucking, an altered form of cum.
Speaker 1:I'm waiting for Zeno to go um actually.
Speaker 3:I think the silence just says well, seems legit, seems legit.
Speaker 4:Yeah, seems legit.
Speaker 2:Dude has impressively productive balls To make all of the web come.
Speaker 1:Could you imagine if he actually did it anatomically correct to like a spider so he just swing from his asshole the entire time?
Speaker 4:Well, I mean, it could just be from his dick as a modified form, no way home, like the andrew garfield and tom holland spider-man ask uh toby mcguire, like he shows him that his like web comes out of his hand, or like his uh wrist rather, and they were kind of like, does it come out of anywhere else? And he was like no, no, no, it doesn't come out of anywhere else. And they're like, oh okay.
Speaker 1:I get it, though you have to check. You're curious, yeah.
Speaker 2:I just did a little bi-curious Fucking butters.
Speaker 1:I haven't watched South Park in so long I heard the new game shit. Actually, we did that on one of our episodes of ADHD when Zeno didn't show up.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we talked about how the new game was shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and then you talked about Zeno's mom's clit.
Speaker 2:I did. It's like his mom's clit must be huge if Zeno has a huge dick.
Speaker 4:Probably.
Speaker 2:Dick size is inherited from the mother. Thanks Mom, yeah, thanks Mom. Thanks for the huge fucking dick.
Speaker 4:Anyway, I never have to experience this fucking turtle dick syndrome.
Speaker 2:I hope you experience it when you're 50 and your skin's super saggy.
Speaker 4:By that time, your guys' will just be permanently inside of yours.
Speaker 2:I'm just gonna get fucking skin removal surgery.
Speaker 1:Viagra every day.
Speaker 2:At that point I might as well just go full fucking. Just make it at any. Just go trans, he's just just go trans.
Speaker 1:I just push he'll still identify, as you know, self just having any any dick he'll let all the boys hit you know that Pine Harbor game that you and I were kind of looking at.
Speaker 1:That looked good. Uh, apparently it's getting kind of meh reviews. Oh, that's unfortunate. I'm kind of disappointed by that. And it came out today too. So I was like, oh wait, these games that I've been really looking forward to come out today and it's like right before my birthday. So, uh, yeah, kind of disappointed that a horror game I was looking forward to is getting very mixed reviews.
Speaker 4:That is unfortunate.
Speaker 1:But you know is what it is.
Speaker 4:What other games are you looking forward to?
Speaker 1:Another Crab's Treasure. Oh yeah, it's getting pretty good reviews, even though I don't really like. I wait for these kinds of games to go on sale because I wouldn't say I'm like a major nerd on them, like G Millie is. But there was a megaton that came out I think it was like megaton, some weird word, a letter, and I think the word wired came out and I've been hearing good things about that and it's done by the people who did, uh, the nino cooney series. So I know it's a good rpg at least, and it has some like really big names of robots throughout anime in it megaton mushi w wired deluxe musashi w wired yeah, that's it, but like that looked really interesting and that came out I think today or yesterday.
Speaker 1:Uh, the sequel to sucker for love came out this week I don't think it was today, but it was this week and if you're into lovecraftian horror and goats with large chests, then you'll probably like that one say ghosts with large goats, goats I love
Speaker 1:a big goat, a goat eldritch god, I don't know which one, but uh, I know the first one had Cthulhu, the king in yellow, turned over to the queen in yellow, and there was one more eldritch god, that was a part of it and you could like romance them, but they're all like big chested women, nice, and this one is like a gigantic goat woman Interesting. Yeah, there you go. I don't think I feel like something else that was supposed to be pretty cool, was supposed to come out this week. That was on my radar, but I can't think of it now.
Speaker 2:Manor.
Speaker 3:Lords, that's going into early access tomorrow.
Speaker 2:That I'm gonna. What's going into early access.
Speaker 1:It's called.
Speaker 2:Manor Lords, I think it's what it's called.
Speaker 1:It's like a city builder okay, that's probably why it was not on my radar well, yeah, half of your radar is porn games. Well, it's because of this fucking podcast no, it's not.
Speaker 2:You sent those well before. No, you sent those games well before this fucking podcast. True, you just now have a fucking acceptable quote form to fucking say this on suck my fucking tiny dick when it's inside of my fucking balls you know what?
Speaker 3:hold on I, I will go into I thought you were about to say yes and and we're gonna find the adult categories.
Speaker 2:This is why your fucking list is like this. All right, let's see Boop boop.
Speaker 1:All right, so we have the game. Peachy gave me Lootpocalypse, I forgot about that.
Speaker 2:What the fuck is that game.
Speaker 1:It was the one that I was playing in the voice chat where everybody started popping in and they're just like what the hell are you playing? And then they were just watching me play a porn game when was this? I vaguely remember it two years ago and it says last played October 13 2022.
Speaker 2:I vaguely remember that.
Speaker 4:I don't feel like I remember that.
Speaker 1:It looks like I only have. I have two porn games in two that are like right there at the edge.
Speaker 2:Oh, you're edging now. You're an edgelord, absolutely.
Speaker 1:Edgelord. You know you're an edgelord, Absolutely.
Speaker 2:Edgelord Xeno, are you an edgelord?
Speaker 3:No.
Speaker 2:Damn it.
Speaker 1:I feel like Xeno wouldn't be into edging. He's probably the kind of guy that would want to hit climax.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I am too he's been out.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's because he has to move his arm so much to get it to happen, so he's tired out. Yeah, it's because he has to move his arm so much to get it to happen. So he's tired.
Speaker 4:I'm a man of practicality.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what do you have to do, Xander?
Speaker 4:I'm tired with this grandpa.
Speaker 2:You have to move it this much to do it.
Speaker 4:Yeah, roughly.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I have to do it, this much to do it. Yeah, yeah, fuck you, I have big hands too. Yeah yeah. I have big hands too well, it's gotta be big to hold your dick right. How round is your dick? I don't know, like maybe an inch like that big, like that at least mine's thick enough oh, that's right, sand land also came out this week sand land it's based on a manga that the creator of dragon ball z did okay akira.
Speaker 1:Akira toriyama, I think, is his name. Name. Yeah, so it's based on a manga he did. So far, there's only one review on Steam, so I don't know what, like IGN or any of the other big dogs, have said.
Speaker 2:I don't trust what those guys say most of the time I don't.
Speaker 1:I normally try to go for like what the people are saying yeah same like it looks cute. From my understanding is it's kind of an rpg, but you're roaming around in the desert and tanks, so it's you like upgrading your tank, fighting other tanks, all that shit that deals with tanks and deserts, I guess what was that game that was like it showed a bunch of medieval gameplay and then all of a sudden, like a fucking Ford pickup truck, came out of nowhere and was shooting rocket launchers out of it
Speaker 1:you know which one I'm talking about.
Speaker 2:I don't remember the name of the game, I just remember watching it was like this is fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 1:I know what you're talking about, but I can't think of the name.
Speaker 2:Oh, I bet you it's Joe Anyway.
Speaker 1:I felt like you're trying to set up for a joke there and I didn't want to be the one to take it.
Speaker 2:Nope, I'm not that smart. I was waiting for somebody to say, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:I was legit waiting for you to wait for one of us to be like I'm not funny by myself. Joe Mama.
Speaker 2:I'm not funny by myself.
Speaker 1:You are.
Speaker 2:I'm not as funny as fucking you.
Speaker 1:Fucking following you, piece of shit. It's because.
Speaker 2:I'm loud yeah and funny, bro, I've been hovering at fucking 594 followers on Twitch for the past fucking seven months Because it's hard to grow an audience on Twitch because Twitch is fucking stupid for discoverability, Honestly everything is.
Speaker 1:It is ass for discoverability. Youtube is ass for discoverability. Youtube is ass for discoverability.
Speaker 1:If you want to be discovered, you really just got to push yourself on porn, apparently I thought we were on the same page no, because let's be honest, even the podcast market is so fucking saturated and flooded that you have to really put yourself out there to even get like the amount of listeners that you would hope to for the big dogs. And most of the time, some of the podcasts that are on fucking TikTok aren't even fucking real. They're fake, they're rage bait to get clicks on TikTok and that's it, and they make you think they're real. Oh yeah, it's about to get banned.
Speaker 2:You see, they signed the bill to ban it.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:They hid it in a bill for.
Speaker 1:Biden to sign.
Speaker 2:No, Biden said he was going to sign it anyway.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he said he was going to sign it regardless, but they still put it in a bill.
Speaker 2:To supply aid to Ukraine, Israel, and what else was it?
Speaker 1:I think you can't. Israel were like two big ones. There was another one there was.
Speaker 2:All I know is that there's a bunch of protests happening at universities throughout the country and bunches of people are getting arrested. Great fucking year for America.
Speaker 4:So are they like banning it, or is it like it has to transfer ownership?
Speaker 2:It has to transfer ownership within 9 to 12 months, but it's essentially a ban, because whoever buys it can't buy the TikTok algorithm, because that's owned by ByteDance and ByteDance is Chinese and the Chinese government has export laws over the algorithm, so they can't sell it, you're literally just buying the name You're literally buying the name and everybody on it, and you'd literally just buying the name.
Speaker 2:You're literally buying the name and everybody on it and you'd have to make the entire back end from scratch. And at that point you might as well just say, hey, we're buying this and it's actually just gonna be YouTube, and we already know how the fucking Washington DC feels about fucking the big tech companies. You think they're gonna let one of them that has enough money to buy TikTok, because those are the only companies that can afford TikTok.
Speaker 1:And at this fucking point it's like you're stuck with YouTube shorts, instagram reels or whatever the fuck Facebook's trying to do.
Speaker 4:I thought Facebook was just Instagram reels.
Speaker 1:It technically is they have, like you can go on Facebook and when you're going through, Facebook reels.
Speaker 2:And then I've noticed like sometimes you'll go to like, look at the comments and it's like you got to go to Instagram for this one or this one's on Facebook. I'm like, if it's Instagram and Facebook, just make it the same fucking app, bro. But yeah, so they're banning it. They're essentially banning it by saying that they have to sell it and they're like well, we're not actually banning it and we're like yeah, yeah, you are. You're just too fucking old and senile to fucking play tricks on us anymore, mr Fucking 80 year old senator.
Speaker 4:Apparently they're also worried about people not having kids now, oh really, yeah, I heard about that.
Speaker 1:That was one of the things that was brought up, and what they failed to mention was the cost of just having a child is ludicrously stupid expensive.
Speaker 2:So you want to know how they're fixing it. They're banning abortion.
Speaker 1:They're trying to force us to have children as millennials and older Gen Z.
Speaker 4:Lovely.
Speaker 2:So, but you know what exists Porn and fleshlights.
Speaker 1:So and condomsoms check and mate us government they're trying to ban condoms too get the fuck out they would definitely try to ban condoms oh, they absolutely would if that meant that they can get more citizens out there, but it would bankrupt you to be fucking fair.
Speaker 2:Um, I think it's. What is it cat? Is it catholic that don't that they don't like condoms. So technically, condoms could be banned on religious grounds if there's enough catholics in the government contraceptive any sort of even nutting in the toilet the contraceptive. That's against the catholic fucking way. But uh, you bet your ass. A bunch of my little swimmers go in the toilet's a contraceptive. That's against the Catholic fucking way. But uh, you bet your ass, a bunch of my little swimmers go into the toilet sometimes Especially.
Speaker 4:Xenos yeah, that's after. They like go in Coco's butt.
Speaker 2:Dude our government's so fucking stupid.
Speaker 1:It is. Oh, the American government is just fucking garbage.
Speaker 2:My parents are like, yeah, all the Republicans are doing so great shit. And I'm like, cool, it's because they're like 10 years older than you. But what about me? Well, you don't have any representation because you're young. Well, fuck you, you had representation when you were young.
Speaker 2:There should be representation regardless across the board of every like legal voting age of some sort and then people are also like well, people aren't having children because you know they, they don't make enough money to have children. And it's like, well, part of the reason why is that, like the jobs that we were told that were there out of college, like we get all this debt. And it's like, actually, the people that were supposed to be retiring aren't retiring because they can't afford to retire, so they just keep the job and the new generation is just stuck in the entry level jobs because fuck you. And essentially then it comes down to like yeah, they're just going to take that wealth to their grave instead of letting it come down through the generations. So and then they like this, and then they like to blame us for failing good old trickle down economics.
Speaker 1:Thanks Reagan. I hope he's rotten in hell. Good old trickle-down economics. Thanks Reagan. I hope he's rotting in hell. Hey Satan, what torture is Reagan in right now? Financial crisis, thank Christ.
Speaker 4:Oh, that was the best.
Speaker 5:Thing you could have said I had that one loaded in the chamber, just like I got fucking Zeno's suicide note here wait, you weren't supposed to know that that's in the future wait, wait, wait.
Speaker 4:What'd you say?
Speaker 5:it says suicide by dick, cut it off. I must have did that and then planted the note spoiler alert you're gonna have a small dick in hell. There was one, actually there was, huh.
Speaker 1:Spoiler alert you're gonna have a small dick in hell. Oh, but uh, there was one. Actually there was like two positive things that came out of the government today, shockingly.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, what were they?
Speaker 1:From the FCC.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, net neutrality rules.
Speaker 1:Yeah, net neutrality has basically been restored.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 1:So you know, Can't wait for that to be undone now we can't be throttled for a little while.
Speaker 1:Probably it's going to get overturned in like five years. But hey, you know what? For a little while we'll have net neutrality. But the positive thing that they did was uh, the esrb, who is like a lower division of the fcc, wanted to implement a thing where your face had to be scanned to be okayed to play a game of the correct age for you bro, I would hack every single game and not buy anything at that point but the fcc said absolutely fucking not.
Speaker 1:And the esrb tried making the fcc seem like the bad guy, but the internet was like no bro absolutely not.
Speaker 2:What do you mean?
Speaker 4:but also people are just gonna hack the shit out of that and developers are gonna not care like they're gonna just games go somewhere and like little kids are going to try to play games like outside of their age group. So really what you're doing is storing a bunch of pictures of little kids' faces.
Speaker 2:That sounds like a sexual predator.
Speaker 1:It really does.
Speaker 4:Imagine that.
Speaker 2:Imagine that.
Speaker 4:Never how bizarre.
Speaker 2:Dude, the US government has your first naked picture ever. Yeah, you coming out out. They have that picture. They have that as a video.
Speaker 1:I mean heck. One of the reasons why the speaker of the house for the Republicans was pretty much getting kicked out because he wasn't protecting one of the other Republicans, because he knocked up a teenage girl well, he should be in jail. Yeah.
Speaker 3:So that's why they're trying to get him out to hush him.
Speaker 2:Unless she was 18 or 19.
Speaker 1:No, I think she was underage.
Speaker 2:Well then, fuck him.
Speaker 1:So that's going to be a fun thing when that comes out officially. Because, yeah, the Speaker of the House was.
Speaker 2:I forget what he was doing, but you ever see those videos of super Trump supporters that like they play something that Biden said yeah supposedly and then, once they learn that it was, and then and
Speaker 2:they fucking are like, man, yeah, we shouldn't have him here. And they're like, oh wait, sorry, I just got updates. These are things that Trump said. So what does that? Does that change your opinion? And then it's like A complete 180 and I'm like Do you not see? Do you not see how fucking Stupid you are? You just like your opinion is based on the name that it's attached to, not what Was, even not what was said. We could, we could, agree that. I think one of the things was something Like the whole grabbing by the pussy Thing. Like I think we can all Agree that that was pretty fucking wrong, yeah, universally, but apparently it Became from yeah, that's disgusting, we shouldn't have somebody in there. Whenever they heard it was Biden that said it to oh, that's just Locker room talk, right. I was like that's not locker room talk. I was like, ahhhh, no, that's not, that's not locker room talk. Uh, locker room talk is joking about much lesser things, about what you've done with sexual.
Speaker 2:I would suck a fart out of that girl's ass if she gave me a chance and other things like describing sexual facts that you've done with people that were consensual, not like I'm gonna go up and grab this Third since Plessy. Because, I have money.
Speaker 4:And I can.
Speaker 2:And she's not gonna say no.
Speaker 4:And even if she does, then I'll fucking bury it.
Speaker 2:Now this podcast became Way too real. We hate the government, by the way, if you haven't- noticed.
Speaker 2:Dude. I fucking hate fucking tax companies. They're all a bunch of fucking scams. The irs can legitimately just send you a bill and say pay us this much or give us money back, but the companies that do your taxes are like lobbying in dc. I mean you're gonna cause people not to have jobs because they won't. They won't be able to use their degrees to file other people's taxes and take their money. Fuck you. Just send me a goddamn bill, irs.
Speaker 2:Right for real, or, better yet, just take the right amount on my fucking paycheck. Why?
Speaker 1:can't you just fucking do that at this point. Why are you?
Speaker 4:making it hard for yourself and myself.
Speaker 1:Because it makes jobs.
Speaker 2:You mean if that's what you sound like. It makes jobs, and people hate the people that do those jobs because they know that you don't need them. It could just be done. Also, pretty sure we had a fucking war over this with Britain at some point. Yeah, fuck you crazy.
Speaker 4:Taxation with no representation.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm pretty sure at this point, like the entire younger generation has zero representation.
Speaker 1:Tell me about it.
Speaker 2:And you can see that by the fact that they're protesting at colleges and they're just getting arrested because they're protesting and pepper sprayed, yeah, for not really doing anything. Yeah, yeah, they're getting fucking peppered. They got the beanbag shot at them the other day.
Speaker 4:Nice.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they told them to disperse. They were like we're going to keep arresting people until you disperse. And I was like I know we have a fairly large prison system, but there's only so much that the for-profit prison can keep inside of it before it becomes a problem. And you definitely don't pay enough guards there to not prevent an upright Not even remotely close. Yeah, so the prison system would be completely overwhelmed if they did that.
Speaker 1:So what Coco is trying to say is make sure to go on spotify, look up system of a down their album toxicity. There's a song called prison song.
Speaker 2:Give it a listen dude, isn't fucked up that, like our prison system, is for profit and not government run.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Their job is to keep you in there as long as possible, rather than rehabilitate you.
Speaker 3:Correct, which is ultimately the goal of a prison.
Speaker 2:Unless you're sent to death row. The ultimate goal of a prison is to rehabilitate you or, you know, hold you for life if you know there is no saving you.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:But like you get a simple drug charge and you're in there for 30 days, not enough money for that one person. But they'll try to find every little thing that you break the rules in there to extend your set.
Speaker 1:Oh, you breathed incorrectly.
Speaker 2:This day there was a fucking actual episode of Boruto that like had this literal concept in it. I was like, wow, like one of the prison wardens, like underlings, was unjustly extending prison sentences of people so he could do things that he wanted and shit like that.
Speaker 2:And like this one dude was in for falsely he was like falsely accused because he went and thought he was helping. Falsely accused because he went and thought he was helping a lady who was a pickpocketer, instead of like the actual dude, but like the dude was chasing her. And he came in from like out of like the background and saw that there was a man chasing a lady and she was screaming help, help, this is a robber. But what had actually happened was that she told she took that man's wallet and so he knocked the man out, helped her get away and then was charged with assisted theft right, or whatever you fucking call that. And so he went to prison right, it wouldn't have been a long charge, right, it shouldn't have been anything more than 30. Dew was in there for like six months and his prison sentence just kept getting extended because of stupid things.
Speaker 1:He talked back to a guard got him like an extra week and they'll do whatever they can, and I was like, wow, this is an exact representation of the American prison system.
Speaker 2:I don't even think they realized that they did that when they made the episode, but anyway fuck murky, fuck murky. I think we can end now.
Speaker 1:I think we can totally end.
Speaker 2:I don't know anybody want to say anything before we go out uh, keep your turtle dick safe wow, that was harsh. Make sure to check out joystick united over on youtube and also available safe Wow.
Speaker 1:That was harsh. Make sure to check out Joystick United over on YouTube and also available wherever podcasts are, because we're coming out with a podcast in a couple of weeks. Actually, we are up on YouTube. It's the three of us plus G Millie. Make sure to check out Coder Coco I don't know why I said your name so weird there. Coder Coco over on YouTube. He's also on Twitch. He streams over there. Make sure to check out Xenostream38. He occasionally streams on Twitch when he is available too. Just remember he is an adult with an adult life with adult things going on, so sometimes he can't always get to that. Give him some love. Anyways, I don't really have shit going on. This has been adhd after dark and we'll see you next time today.