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S3 E10: Who Called The Cops

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Ever find yourself in the most bizarre situations that just scream ADHD? That's the essence of our latest after-hours chat on ADHD After Dark. We kick things off with a good-natured roast of our technical snafus before diving into discussions that make the unpredictable our playground. From the peculiarities of our personal lives, like Zeno's unique body quirks, to the downright jarring like unexpected police visits over open garage doors—our conversation is a wild ride through laughter, community quirks, and the odd reflection on the fine line between vigilance and overreaction.

Get ready to mix it up with us as we shake together the perfect whiskey sour recipe, all while drawing hilarious parallels between ourselves and the iconic characters of Letterkenny. As we share our epic fails and triumphs with various alcoholic potions, including the notorious Papa Smurf, you'll hear all about the shenanigans that ensue when our group gets together. Whether it's a tale of gastrointestinal misfortune after a rich meal or the shared challenge of navigating life with ADHD, we promise you an episode that's as memorable as it is chaotic.

Wrapping things up, we don't shy away from the heavier topics: a thought-provoking dissection of a police incident gone awry with an acorn, and the broader implications for law enforcement. But it's not all seriousness as we bounce from topic to topic, from toilet humor to our unforeseen content nature, and even considering the merits of Femboy games. Whether we're discussing the intricacies of cocktail crafting or the unexpected benefits of a listener's feedback, we're here to bring you the kind of unscripted, genuine banter that feels like catching up with old friends. Join us for an episode that's as unplanned as life itself, but twice as entertaining.

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Police Visit for Open Garage

Speaker 1

the camera. Yeah, welcome to ADHD. After dark, everything's shaking.

Speaker 2

I hate it here. You hate it here. Oh, why are you so fucking quiet?

Speaker 1

you know what. I know why you're quiet. Hang on, no wait, it's me. I did stuff. I'm the problem. It's me E say something. Okay, we'll talk to you later bye E goodbye. Do we need to have another guest on the podcast because we have a new official diagnosis? Yeah, oh, it's true what is he talking about over there? Does he even realize we started?

Speaker 3

hey, babe, come listen to us talk about Zeno's dick. Hey you.

Speaker 1

Wanna hear about Zeno's dick hey you want to hear about xeno's dick dr fart department. Let me know how that goes next week. Are the rumors true? Right does the picture lie?

Speaker 2

oh, he took his headset off because he doesn't like us I'll have you know, I've not had a single partner that didn't tell me I had a huge dick. So good news.

Speaker 1

I haven't had one. That said, I had a huge one, but I've also only had one.

Speaker 2

I got macaroni salad nice, there's a chick we're recording.

Speaker 3

I asked her to put it in her butt and she's like it come out of my mouth and I was like you don't have to try and flatter me can you say something elsey?

Speaker 1

I need to make sure your volume is right. Something elsey, okay, cool, thank you he said the thing, he did the thing I was kind of upset that he didn't get on on Xeno whenever he had like the dick cam and me and murky were like dick cam because Shannon, like pretty much, came in and was trying to talk to me about a job that popped up in a place that I've been trying to apply to. You should have just shouted.

Speaker 2

Dick Cam. Are you going to apply to it right now?

Speaker 5

After this, but her brother and his girlfriend happened to work at this place and she was like maybe you should get a letter of recommendations from them. Absolutely do it sexy slut he's fucking sexy what

Speaker 1

are we going to talk about today uh, boys, you want to talk about boys we can talk about boys we can talk about how the police showed up at my house for like yeah yeah so I don't know how swatted the other day.

Speaker 5

It wasn't even swatted.

Speaker 1

I wasn't streaming and it wasn't somebody that I knew from online. It was a neighbor that I didn't actually know because I don't know who did it, but so what had happened and how we think so. So the ultimate problem was the police showed up because a neighbor was concerned that our garage door was open for a day and like for an extensive amount of time A day like 18 hours.

Speaker 1

They were, like they said, the whole weekend, but it was like Saturday evening to Sunday night or Monday night, ok, and Gaz would have gone to work the next morning and realized that both of the garage doors had been open all weekend. On us, for, you know, leaving them open Right, cops also didn't need to be involved. But no, you know, what we think it happened is, um, so what we did is we put together two lawn chairs, uh, on, uh, saturday, and we had we they were in the garage, so we had to push them out of the garage. We had the left door, which was the one where my car is, left door facing out the garage. Okay, so that's the one where my car is. So we pushed them out there, put them all together, did all the stuff and then, instead of putting the other stuff together ADHD brain we were like we're going to get all this done, and then we only did two because we didn't want to do it anymore, and we put the rest away.

Speaker 1

But what we think happened is because I went back in through the side door where we took the couch in and all that stuff whenever you guys were here. I went in that door and Gaz went back in through the garage door and we think what happened is she had muscle memory, shut the garage door from whenever she pulls in the garage, which is the other side, and they stayed open right, and then neither me or her had to go outside for two days, so we just stayed inside. So both of the garage doors were just open and you guys were just blissfully unaware we were blissfully unaware.

Speaker 1

We were receiving packages, we were taking them off the door, we had the lights on. You could see that there was activity in the house the whole weekend and not once did somebody come over and ring the doorbell and say, hey, your garage door is open. I wouldn't have been mad if somebody told me that I've been like oh all right oh like, oh, thank you, they were both open overnight yeah like instead you have like yeah, a heart attack.

Speaker 1

Yeah, I mean, maybe if you just rang the doorbell and been like, hey, yeah, your garage door's been open for like a day and a half, you should probably close it. I've been like, oh shit, my bad, I'll go close it instead. What happens at fucking 10, 20? Uh, on fucking Monday night I'm sitting in bed, we're just watching YouTube, uh, and all of a sudden I hear very faintly because my the bedside google thing is turned down because I play stuff on it at night, so it turns down like all the volume and all I hear is it goes like very quietly. Somebody's at the front door, like somebody rang it, and then I heard knocking and then I saw flashlights being shined into the house, right like murky.

Late Night Police Visit Panic

Speaker 1

The first thing that went through my mind because I didn't hear police, I just heard. I just heard. I heard that and flashlights and I was like, oh shit, somebody's fucking checking to see if we're home, somebody's fucking about to break in. So I was like trying to fucking figure. It took me in the moment because of panic. It took me forever to find my google home map, even though it's on my home page, to find the camera and at first, like I was like I'm just gonna stay up here until, like, I figure this out until I figure this out.

Speaker 2

And I pulled it up and they started taking his pants off. He's like if they're fucking busting in there, someone's gonna get a face full of nuts I.

Speaker 1

I was just in fucking boxers because I'm I'm a hot sleeper but, like, as I opened up the google home app, I was like there's two fucking police. I looked over at gas. I was like these two fucking police officers outside. It's like can I help you guys? And they're like murky hasn't been here forever, what the fuck? I was like Mark, you didn't do anything. It was like can I help you guys? And they're like yeah, is there anybody here? And I was like yeah, obviously. Yeah, I'm on my way.

Speaker 6

I'm on my way down right now to see what's up.

Speaker 1

I'll be there open the door at that point I didn't want to open the door and have like fucking guns drawn at me because I opened the door and they weren't expecting it. You know what I mean?

Speaker 3

murky, that's a thing that would happen, oh yeah, they're not gonna expect it to be like. I was like, so I was like, so I was like yeah yeah, I'm coming down right now.

Speaker 1

I'll be there in a couple seconds so that like relieved a lot of tension. I opened the door and I was like in my boxers because I didn't didn't put them on.

Speaker 6

I was like I hope my dick doesn't pop out, but I was like can I help you guys?

Speaker 1

they're like yeah, so one of your neighbors fell out so like, yeah, one of your neighbors called us because your garage door was open all weekend and I was like oh that must have been.

Speaker 1

We must have forgot to shut them. And and I, in the moment I did a stutter and took me a while to figure out exactly what it was. So it probably sounded suspicious to them, but it took me a while to get the word out to say, oh, it was from when we put our furniture together we must have forgot to shut the doors. But I like stuttered, trying to remember that part of it because I knew that's what it was, but I couldn't say it. And they were like okay, cool, and I was like they didn't bother to ring my doorbell. You were the first person to show up here and uh, I swear, uh.

Speaker 1

After um, they asked me for my name, because I guess they need the name, and I was like, oh, it's christopher or whatever. I don't care. If you know my name, guys, you can know my name. It's a pretty common first name. Fuck you, uh. But they were like okay, and then it walked away and then we caught on the camera and I was like man, that fucking neighbor is weird. That's what I heard the officers say. I was like, I was like yeah, I was like could it? Could it like if, if you rang the doorbell and knocked a couple of times and then we didn't respond. Then maybe you call the cops because there might have been like a death, but like I shouldn't the first, the first thing that should, that shouldn't, that should happen, is not the cops showing up at your door late at night.

Speaker 1

They they waited. I don't know. I don't know when they called them, but they waited to like fucking 10 20 at night.

Speaker 3

That there's no way that they call them like at 10, like if they don't close that yeah, they probably called them at 10.

Speaker 1

I was like they're waiting in 959. I was like you couldn't have called them, like in the middle of the day, what it would have been less fucking weird or like hey, I would have had clothes on, like it's fucking, I don't, I don't know. I hope you guys never experienced this, but it's fucking terrifying having the police at your door in the middle of the night and not knowing why but it wasn't.

Speaker 5

I get that because that happened to me one time, like because I slept through my alarm technically but my phone died because my cats unplugged it, so my phone alarm never went off. So my work called the police to check in on me, because at that time I live like 40 minutes away. So to have like a cop knock and then shine a light through it's a horrifying experience because your stomach like just, or your heart drops to your stomach.

Speaker 1

But in your stomach like just, or your heart drops to your stomach. But see, in your case I can't be as mad, because in your case they did try their means of contact for you, correct, whereas me it was a neighbor. They had access to the doorbell. They didn't ring the doorbell ever.

Speaker 3

I walked less than a block away.

Speaker 1

I almost wanted to say to the cops I was like must not be a very busy night, eh?

Speaker 3

No it's probably because they think you're the fucking FBI guy and they're like well shit. I'm not going to go knock on his door because he's expecting fucking to cut. You know, if anybody shows up at the house, I bet the FBI guys.

Speaker 1

I'm just going to put a sign on my front lawn that says I'm not the FBI, I'm autistic.

Speaker 2

No, they probably thought because you're the FBI, I'm not the FBI.

Speaker 1

I'm autistic. I don't like human contact. That's why I don't come outside.

Speaker 3

Because, they thought you were the FBI, they probably thought you got iced.

Speaker 2

Say what they probably thought you got iced because you're the FBI. They were like dude, he was working on a fucking case. I don't want to be the one to find the body or anything. They're not going to fucking come after me.

Speaker 5

That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3

Exactly.

Speaker 5

So that's why they called the police.

Speaker 3

We'll get the law in on this and then you know someone's going to hear about a little higher up, a little higher up, and then once the bands show up, we'll know we were right.

Speaker 6

I I'll just go ahead. It was terrifying and I posted the video from our doorbell in the chat. You're welcome, I did if you guys haven't seen it yeah, you can even see.

Speaker 1

I think you can even see a bit of me walk out in my fucking bare ass, fucking boxers slap that on the fans slap that on the fans. I don't know if you can, because of the police officers.

Speaker 6

You blur their faces it's not illegal to record an officer, though, right no no, while they're out also, they knew they were getting recorded because they literally hit the doorbell which starts a recording, no matter what. Fair, so yeah, but also enjoy podcast, because they literally hit the doorbell which starts at recording, no matter what but also enjoy your podcast, boys.

Speaker 1

Bye, that was Gaz, surprise Gaz.

Speaker 3

I need more egg in this macaroni at least he knocks and he backs up. He's not going to be in your face at the fucking door.

Speaker 2

They don't know who's going to answer the door. Could be a fucking no, no, no, mildly autistic guy in his boxers. They don't know, they didn't know that.

Speaker 1

But, like, the reason why they backed up is because, as I was coming down, I was like, yeah, I'm on my way down right now. So they, they knew that I was imminently going to open the door. Um, luckily I didn't have an autistic moment right there and just go oh shit, the police are here and run down and fucking slam open the door, because that's another thing that my brain could have done. Um, that might have ended up with a taser in my fucking nipple that could have been, which it would have been great, are you?

Speaker 2

okay are you good? He's just like he started to imagine like a taser in the very tip of your nipple and then you would be the seventh movie.

Speaker 1

You know what this is. Nipple is cage's backstory.

Speaker 3

This is how his nipples grow so long here we go, I literally need a second to listen to the video, but that shit's so funny like oh you, I could hear the panic in your fucking voice dude. Yeah, you're like yeah and then he's got blonde hair and he, as soon as he saw you in your boxers, he's like whoa, what the fuck is going on? Obviously this guy's home and he's fucking trying to go to bed in his boxers and I'm here for nothing well, I mean, I was very confused.

Speaker 1

So my interaction yeah, I'm coming down.

Speaker 3

Oh okay, well, he's using the home shit.

Speaker 1

Obviously he lives here yeah, I mean I could have. I could have used that when I was away, but, like you know, the lip also in that, in that video you can't tell. But I forgot to turn the living room lights off that night so they were still on, so like, you know, that's funny and they weren't on and the living room lights weren't on all weekend. I can tell you that much.

Speaker 3

The guy's fucking face.

Speaker 1

When I opened the door. When you show up in your boxers is fucking awesome. I think I can't tell if he said that the neighbors are weird or they're weird, but like, either way, I'm like you know like you hear it I hope he said that you were weird. I hope he did too, but, like you know, I mean I handled that as, as I will confirm.

Speaker 3

Give me two seconds.

Speaker 1

Yeah, I handled that as good as I could have, right Like I was in a state of shock because the police were at my door. I was like what? I'll wait till Murky comes back before I do before I give him this. He is, he is listening intently. It's hard.

Speaker 1

It's hard to tell who they're also inferring In their conversation, because one guy says something and then the other guy, and then the other guy responds With something weird and I don't know if they're talking about us or the person that sent the call in. And I guarantee you that Murky can't tell no.

Speaker 2

You know what he fucking said? What he looked at his partner and he said ghosts are weird man that might be you.

Speaker 3

It sounds like you're still talking through the fucking camera yeah, but it wasn't me, because that's not my voice.

Speaker 2

I don't know cop definitely said ghosts are weird, as he walked away ghosts are weird as he walked away.

Speaker 3

Yeah, the neighbors called because the garage door is open.

Speaker 1

Yeah, they're weird yeah, oh that you know what that must have been me responding back to get. I swear it was yeah, okay, then that was me responding back to the camera?

Speaker 3

calling for the camera. I've cracked the history. You've cracked the code.

Speaker 1

I forgot what I was going to say because I waited for the record to come back.

Speaker 2

Fucking FBI agent murky.

Speaker 1

FBI fucking agent murky.

Speaker 3

Doing the thing Secret agent man.

Speaker 1

Yeah, that was fucking weird, but like I feel like I handled that the best I could. I was in a state of shock whenever I you know what are you supposed to do when a police are at your, at your door?

Speaker 2

show them your balls at 10, 30 at night.

Speaker 3

You show them your balls at 10 30 at night. Show me balls. You show them your ball and you get a pair of boxes wrong to have the slit and you purposely put your dick out.

Speaker 2

Yeah, you show them your balls, you, you hit them with the goat they can't shoot you when you got your of your dick, yeah they'll be like God, damn it God damn it.

Speaker 3

I really want to shoot you, but that's your dick. What are you doing?

Autistic ADHD Banter and Poop Stories

Speaker 1

They're going to be like I live here, I mean, if you go out and you if you, uh, I mean, for me it would be, uh, you know, I would be, I would have, I would uh be assaulted by them for having an unarmed weapon. I wouldn't have, I wouldn't, I would be an unarmed man, and they could see that I don't even have a weapon in my pants to fucking use.

Speaker 3

In the state of Illinois. Any house called. They, should you know, shouldn't have to worry about firearms. You know there's laws in place for that, but criminals don't obey laws.

Speaker 5

Well fair I mean, were Zeno in that situation, they would have assumed a weapon was in his pan.

Speaker 2

Zeno's dick is a weapon. Cox, huge Cox huge. They probably would have assumed it was some kind of assault rifle and then called in the riot squad Right.

Speaker 3

Yeah, so carry on that Fucking. Last time me and Zeno got the door knocked on, zeno was about to just answer the door and I was like, hey, hold on.

Speaker 1

Yeah, but wait, but that was just some random dude, right yeah?

Speaker 2

That was a neighbor, murky about stuck his fucking roll gauge into his face. It was like they're knocking the police?

Speaker 3

No, it never fucking. He never even saw it. It was just once we knew it was him.

Speaker 1

It was just around the corner. I have a challenge for everybody.

Speaker 3

I went back into the room Everybody listening to the podcast, and then you opened the door.

Speaker 1

We got a challenge for everybody listening to the podcast when Murky deafened. I had a great idea that I was going to say, but it was so funny I wanted to wait for Murky to come back. I have forgotten what that was. If somebody I have forgotten what that was, damn it. If one of our listeners can remind me what I was like, remind me about it and try to get me to finish my sentence later on I'll give them 50 bucks he'll Venmo it to you.

Speaker 1

I'll Venmo it to you. He's listening to Cotton Eye Joe. Well, we can't have that go through with Asana. What the fuck? What the fuck was that? I'll Venmo it to you. Who's listening to Cotton Eye Joe? Well, we can't have that go through With Asana.

Speaker 3

What the fuck? What the fuck was that? I know you were talking about Nipple's Cage for a second, yeah, but it was something completely different.

Speaker 1

Okay, it was something around what they were going to think, but I don't even remember, are you? Ready to fuck me up tomorrow.

Speaker 5

I have absolutely no confidence in this game anymore. But I don't even remember. Are you ready to fuck me up tomorrow, today, I have absolutely no confidence in this game anymore.

Speaker 3

You're going to after you. Fuck me up, Daddy, don't you?

Speaker 5

worry Highly debatable.

Speaker 2

Boston's going to join us tomorrow. Now too.

Speaker 5

Yeah, so what they're talking? About on the podcast our new autistic attention hyper focus is now a trading card game called shadowverse evolve oh, he said I was technically, yes, you are confirmed autistic, aren't you?

Speaker 1

I've only passed the screening.

Speaker 5

I haven't done an oh, you passed the screening in adults.

Speaker 1

Apparently the way it works is there's like some sort of like neurology test that they have to do where like while you're answering stuff. But like I scored high on the test to go into the second test, like I scored high enough to pass that assessment, statistically speaking, my score was 44 on the test. 80% of people over 32 are autistic. Oh, okay, so statistically speaking, I'm high up there, but I could still be in that 20% where I'm not actually autistic. But let's be real. I'm pretty autistic.

Speaker 5

I mean, I'm sure if I were to take it it would also be like a rainbow of neurodivergency too. But I haven't taken it for myself, so I can't really say much.

Speaker 1

I brought it up with my psychologist. You can bring it up with your therapist and they can give you an assessment and go from.

Speaker 6

There.

Speaker 1

It only matters, though, is if you, if it's, if knowing the diagnosis is going to improve your like quality and like my, mine was my. What the fuck is happening? Why is that playing through discord?

Speaker 5

Why is that playing through discord? Why is what playing through?

Speaker 1

discord discord, oh what yeah, everything you've been doing has been playing through discord I'm just scrolling through reddit you have your rally wrong on your microphone that's weird to the discord audio because I was like what the fuck is that sound?

Speaker 2

you might have stream mix set up or something but, yeah, um, I shouldn't, which is weird.

Speaker 1

Oh, I see what's happening here, yeah like my psychiatrist was like so what is this gonna do for you? And I was like, well, I'm pretty sure I'm autistic, but I don't just want to go around like being like, hey, I'm fucking weird because I'm probably autistic it'd be nice to go hey, I'm fucking weird because I'm autistic. I don't mean to be a dick, but like I'm just very blunt because I don't know how to say shit so, zeno, you're kind of half right.

Speaker 5

I had to unplug my go xlr so I can move it and plug it back in, and it reset the settings to broadcast. Yeah, so it shouldn't be okay.

Speaker 1

I played a sample sound and I didn't see a green highlight on me yeah, he was doing a bunch of stuff and I was like, oh, does he get new soundboard?

Speaker 5

yeah, I'm just scrolling through reddit just to multitask because my meds are starting to wear off. I don't even remember what we were talking about oh uh, guess who has joined us in the ADHD world now who you're the most bad surprise let E reveal it, you bitch yeah, zeno, you're too late.

Speaker 2

Adhd got the best of me. You're a fucking cuck. That's hurtful. Well, I didn't mean it. I'm sorry, coco.

Speaker 3

Zeno, why don't you do what you're used to and sit off to the side and watch all the action? How?

Speaker 2

about you do what you're used to and keep slobbing on my dick. How about that? What do you think about that, Murky?

Speaker 3

I tried forever.

Speaker 6

I didn't actually mean it.

Speaker 3

Even though I didn't mean any of it if you would have stepped up the situation. I would have stepped it up because I am fantastic at engaging.

Speaker 2

You ain't looking away from sucking a dick, that's for sure please don't leave somebody who's got a clip of that, just that hand motion. I want a gif of that for my discord. I'll give you the fucking, the footage To this yes, I am totally making a gif out Of that murky. What time is it?

Speaker 6

22, 23 23, 28 in the recording 23, 28.

Speaker 2

Write that fucking down just a little bit Before that. I don't know what was happening, so I had to feel Included with these, so I put the game boat hat on 28.

Speaker 1

I'm going to write that fucking down, just a little bit before that 23. I didn't know what was happening, so I had to feel included with these. So I put the Gameboat hat on while you guys were sucking each other off. You should have seen.

Speaker 6

E's face.

Speaker 1

E was just like.

Speaker 5

I didn't know what to do in this situation. I'm like mom and dad are fighting, but it's sexual. What do I?

Speaker 3

do it's sexual and hot. I think they're going to start picking out. Guys, I swear I saw you wrestling last night and, Daddy, you grabbed Mommy's hair, but then you said she was a good girl, so that's what I left Because obviously everything was going to work out.

Speaker 2

I'm pretty sure you can't grab hair in wrestling it's illegal.

Speaker 1

I watch wrestling all the time. I must have been in the wrong wrestling. What is?

Speaker 5

that just abuse, grab a kiss oh that's why I have short hair, oh well, this is well and.

Speaker 4

Xena wouldn't give me a kiss to make me feel better, so now he's a piece of shit.

Toilet Mishaps and Pranks at Work

Speaker 1

Well, this is well why wouldn't give me a kiss to make me feel better. So now he's a piece of shit. Yeah, get fucked. So yeah poop, poop time, poop story times. I just, I just had one you just pooped.

Speaker 1

No, like before the podcast, I was telling murky about this but like I came in me and gas went to somewhere, a local. I'm not gonna name the name because that will docks me, because it's way too close to my house and I live in way too small of a city to name any local place, but I'm gonna take you guys there whenever we meet up again. It's a good little local Mexican restaurant and they're really quick, really good'm going to drink so much tequila. But I came back and I walked in the house and then my stomach did the whole For like 30 seconds and I was like man, I can feel my intestines turning. I got downstairs and I was like.

Speaker 1

It was like one of those ones where you're like I'm either about to have the biggest shit or there is about to be a massive fart leaving my body. One of those two things is happening in the next five minutes. Well, it was a massive shit. I sat down, I was like I feel like it's going to be a fart and then it did the whole thing again. When I sat down and I was like. I immediately pushed my chair back, stood up and was like uh-oh, I'm in trouble and I was like, should I go upstairs to the one in the bidet so that I can have a clean ass? And then my stomach went and I went no.

Speaker 3

What was that that flew fucking behind? It was a stink bug.

Speaker 1

Okay, oh, I wasn't even noticing.

Speaker 6

I get a bunch of those too.

Speaker 1

Everybody does I went to the, to the bathroom, and I was like oh god, there's so much. I feel like I had a massive fart that just shoved everything, since I just ate out of my system. My, the fucking, the amount of liquid that came out of my ass and the amount of brown in the water did not match up.

Speaker 1

I was like I must have literally just shat clear it's not your ass, you guys ever have that happen, like you just all of a sudden have like a massive fucking expulsion where it's like something you eat, just like alright, everything's out stomach acid like yellowish green.

Speaker 2

Um, it actually happened last night because I got crumbled cookies on stream, because chat talked me into it, and who?

Speaker 1

am I to deny?

Speaker 2

you should not listen and well, they told me to do it and I was only going to get four.

Speaker 1

They talked me in the six, I'm gonna start banning people and then I and then I cannot, then I got him. Zeno cannot live on crumble cookie and ice cream for the rest of his fucking life.

Speaker 3

Last time we went over there he's got five boxes of fucking that was from all the times that I got crumble cookies over the years.

Speaker 1

I know it was it was from all the times since the last time Murky was there. How soon was the last time Murky was there? How soon was the last time murky was there?

Speaker 2

listen, we can move on to the next story. It doesn't matter, it's not that big of a deal you make it sound like the last time it was there was like 10 weeks ago, but it was probably like five days.

Speaker 2

He had five boxes, it was like three weeks it was like a box of cookies a week no, big deal much they're so good but anyway, you shit your pants or shit yeah, so uh, last I ate the key lime pie cookie on stream last night because it was delicious and murky was turned on by me eating the cookie too so actually murky was there and he didn't tell me no, so this is just as much as you already had the cookies you already had, until the point where everybody, where dr fart and phoenix were fucking tell you you can eat the key live and I'm like I know that cooking is fire telling you to eat the key lime it was a bad influence on you.

Speaker 1

Yeah, wow, she's usually so good. She's like drink lots of water and then she's like she was like nah, fucking get those cookies.

Speaker 2

Yeah, she was like definitely get those cookies that I found their weakness I was like that's what started off too, was like I'm only gonna get four, and that'sessa was like why not six? And I was like god damn it, nessa, you're right.

Speaker 3

I am going to get six cookies. And I came in, he already had the whole box of crumble cookies in front of him. There was no way I could have stopped it. The job was already done.

Speaker 2

That's probably pretty true, but anyways, then I ate the cookie on stream and then actually I popped into Discord with you guys. I was chatting for a little bit.

Speaker 1

When I left, it's because I was like I might have to shit right now. You left so calm for something like that. You were just like all right, guys Cade's ushering me to bed, I'm going to see you later. I imagine what happened then is you fucking left Discord, turned your computer and we're like I gotta go.

Speaker 2

No, what happened? Was I got up turned off all the lights and everything was like okay, stepped out into the hallway, I got in front of the bathroom my body they knew it's like hey, motherfucker, that bathroom's right there and I suggest you take this opportunity I wish my body would do that.

Speaker 1

My body is like you see that bathroom there. We're gonna wait till you go get comfortable and then we're gonna say go to it, yeah.

Speaker 2

And then I went in there and that cookie fell out of me immediately was it?

Speaker 1

was it fucking put back together?

Speaker 2

you could resell it back. Uh, no, so it was weird. It was like the start of the shit was solid and I was like, oh, this isn't gonna be bad.

Speaker 1

And then all of a sudden it was like that fucking well, that's what happened with the pipeline kind of a thing firecracker goes it was like every it was like everything else is like fucking all right, there's the solid bit and then, oh god, there's the mud slide and then the waterfall came, yeah, and then it was, it was all bad and then I think I actually had to get out of bed like half an hour later to go take another shit, because I I couldn't trust a fart at that point.

Speaker 1

Um and uh see, I would have tried. I would have trusted the fart for content don't trust me.

Speaker 2

I was wearing some boxers they were super cozy. I could buy new boxes and they're like, but it would be so funny if I did it, so I had taco bell for lunch.

Speaker 3

As soon as I feel like I have to fart, I'm going to the bathroom.

Speaker 1

Murky tell the story about how you prank the guy with the fucking radiator fluid today.

Speaker 3

Today at work, which was ass cheeks. I was doing a radiator on an E450 and it's super compact. Yeah, it's super, super compact, but it's not really that hard. But the only thing is I was down low but I was taking off the first. I took off the lower radiator hose after I drained the radiator. Still, there's still a shitload of coolant in there. So I had it in a uh like. I had the drain pan right underneath of it, but still when I pulled it it comes together, creates a little clap and it just soaked from basically my bicep down.

Speaker 3

I'm like are you shitting me, dude? Go clean up, change into a different shirt, go back, get back underneath of it. Change to a different shirt, go back, get back underneath of it. One of the transmission cooler lines I popped on, popped off and just right in the middle of my forehead, dude, like right above my eyebrows, is where it's ding and I'm like you're fucking dicking me. So I pop that on and I get back out and I sit up and one of the other techs comes around the corner. He goes oh, what the fuck, dude? And starts acting like he's going to try to help me. I'm like are you good? And he looks at me and goes that's fucking trans fluidism. I was like, yeah, he goes, motherfucker. I was like you know what would be funny If I went into parts like this and acted like I fucked myself up real bad and told him I need to go to the hospital. He goes you don't have the fucking balls. I was like all right bet. So I took my. I had a red mechanics rag in my pocket so I just like, right at my eyebrows, just keep it out of my eyes basically Walked through the door, went up, made sure there was no customers up there there wasn't.

Speaker 3

And I go into parts. I'm like I slam my hand into the door frame and I'm grabbing my face and so there's all this like red shit running down my fingers while I'm grabbing my face and one of our parts guys goes oh, my fucking god, and I go. I'm holding the door. I'm like dude, I think you might have to take me to the hospital, like right now, pulling on the door. I'm like dude, I think you might have to take me to the hospital, like right now, pulling on the doorframe, and he goes into straight panic mode, not like get in the car, I have my keys, just panics and then, like through my hand, like I kind of like drop my hand and I look at him and I start laughing because he's fucking freaking out and he goes oh you motherfucker, it's transmission fluid, isn't it? Yeah?

Speaker 2

fucking timmy did that same thing to me one time. I don't think you were working there at the time but he got transmission fluid on his arm and it just was like. It like looked like, it was just like blood all down his arm and stuff and it was red and I didn't really pay attention.

Speaker 2

Yeah, it will leave like a solid red trail yeah, and he had a rag on his arm and he just like turned the corner. I had the front office in the body shop at the time that he had probably when you started working there. That was my office.

Speaker 2

I'm just sitting there working on something. I see him walk in the doorway hey, dude, can you take me to the hospital? And I like look over, see like red on his arm. And I, I literally I stood up, was like oh shit, grab my key, like open the door, grab my keys, walked around the desk to him and he's just still standing there and I was like let's go. And he was like he had been saying my name too, like hey, hey, pay attention to me Look what's going on now?

Speaker 2

Like assess the situation and I was just like, no, let's fucking go, we're fucking going. And then I like.

Speaker 3

I stopped and looked at his arm and I was like You're trying to make a tourniquet.

Speaker 2

Yeah, and I look at him. I just go, you motherfucker, and he goes dude, at least I know if I come to you and I'm like, hey, I need to go to the hospital, You're not going to ask fucking questions, you're going to take me there. You didn't care if I was going to bleed in your car or anything You're like. I got to fucking get him to the fucking hospital right now. It do be like that.

Speaker 1

He has.

Speaker 5

Yes, I do. He won't stop for some reason, I don't know what he wants. How for some reason. I don't know what he wants. How's E been? He's been living, I guess Best way to put it On a prayer Whoa Whoa.

Speaker 1

Yeah, lemon on a pear Lemon on a pear.

Speaker 2

Today's drink is a whiskey sour it did look good, I saw you drinking earlier when I was full yeah, I was like man, what the fuck is that god damn it that is, three ounces of whiskey and or bourbon.

Speaker 5

I went with bourbon. Uh, an ounce and a half of simple syrup and an ounce and a half of lemon juice I want an ounce, ounce and a half of e-juice hey is anybody else drinking?

Speaker 2

No, I have a wicked boner after hearing you describe that, though.

Speaker 3

Can you make it slower and more sexually? Do I? Now? I want you to re-explain making the drink, but I want to do it just a little bit slower and very seductively. That's what I want.

Speaker 5

So the first thing that you do is you find yourself a nice bourbon or whiskey, especially one that goes down very smooth. You want three ounces of that. Then you get yourself some lemon juice and you squeeze it real nice. Can you lick your lips in between Instructions. Then you have to get yourself some sugar, some simple syrup. An ounce and a half will do. You Mix that all together. You can shake or stir it however. You get yourself off or in a nice chilled glass and you have yourself a whiskey sour.

Speaker 2

Can you bite your bottom lip now for me?

Speaker 3

Yeah, and just like that.

Speaker 1

That's how smut books are written. Dude.

Speaker 2

Dude what am?

Speaker 3

I, I'm sweating, I'm sweating, I'm fucking sweating, I'm sweating a lot, are you sure? That's not transmission fluid. I better go to both church services on Sunday Jesus.

Speaker 1

Christ.

Speaker 2

Jesus Christ, you go to.

Speaker 1

Satan's church service as well.

Speaker 3

I'm going to go repent for my sins.

Speaker 2

Oh.

Speaker 1

God.

Speaker 2

Repent for my sins. Oh God, Repent for my sins.

Speaker 1

Oh God, you sound like, oh what's that? One guy from Letterkenny With how you said it there, the fucking priest guy, the pastor guy.

Speaker 5

I remember what his name is. Oh, I can't remember his name, but I know who you're talking about.

Speaker 1

Yeah, you sounded exactly like him. Good job, what is?

Speaker 3

his name, letterkenny Doobiefuckin.

Speaker 1

I've only seen like a little bit, but I haven't seen like the last couple of seasons.

Speaker 5

Before I forget ADHD thing Does my mic sound okay? Because apparently unplugging and plugging it back in really mess with my settings and I just want to make sure I'm not like, yeah, you're fine, Just want to double check. I actually made the ASMR drink making way better.

Speaker 3

Oh, oh, alright. Next portion of the ADHD After Dark podcast is going to be looking up different alcoholic beverage recipes and reading them to us.

Speaker 1

I gotta go make an alcoholic beverage. I'll BRB that. Does anyone else want to?

Speaker 2

make themselves an alcoholic beverage. I'd like to, but I don't have anything other than straight whiskey that's not a good idea for. Thursday night.

Speaker 5

What other juices and or drinks do you have in the house with you? Literally nothing. I have water, water and whiskey yeah.

Speaker 5

I could drink. Do you have ice? Yeah, do you have sugar? Yeah, all right, you can kind of make an old fashioned, but it really needs bitters with it. Yeah, I don't have bitters, and bitters is like way more expensive than I thought it was going to be. Yeah, like uh, I was looking at how to make like traditional margaritas, because you know, I like tequila, sue me. Uh, because I found out a lot of people just don't. Your boy likes to have fun, right, and what's it called Triple sec? Yeah, yeah, I found out was in traditional, looked it up and it's like one of the cheaper liquors. And then tried getting bitters for my whiskey drinks and it's like three times the amount and I'm like God damn, but you're not using a lot of it and it's shit you're gonna hold on to for a long time that's the thing, that's.

Speaker 2

I really want to make a long island. I love long islands, um, but it's it's really expensive to accumulate all the alcohol to make a long it really is and I.

Speaker 5

I've never tried a long island, but because one of the ingredients is you need pop for it, I just don't want to take that risk.

Speaker 2

At a bar you've never once gotten a long island iced tea.

Speaker 3

You've never had a. Long Island iced tea. You've never had a Long Island iced tea.

Speaker 5

Never had one, never ordered one, you've never went into a bar and go.

Speaker 3

You know what? I'm gonna fuck this up. I'm gonna fuck tonight up. Correct, I drank seven Long Island iced teas.

Speaker 2

Oh dude, they're so good.

Speaker 3

They're so violent. You ever had a Papa Smurf?

Speaker 6

Yeah, of course I was talking to E we went together and I was like we were there you have had a papa smurf.

Speaker 2

No, oh, my god, oh, can you stand up and do a spin for us? What are are? Those Does it say love yeah.

Speaker 5

All I gotta say is Coco said that he doesn't have an ass. Those boxers prove otherwise. I saw a jiggle there.

Speaker 2

It's like I really want to go into the other room and do the same thing as coco, but this would turn into a whole different podcast if I did oh 110 coco, when I smack your ass, I want to see the bottom of your back jiggle. All right, why is our FBI agents allowed us to fucking have this podcast together still?

Speaker 1

because they can't explain this to their wives. All right, let me get a little bit more decent.

Speaker 3

I walked upstairs and I was like hey guys, every time, every time coco gets a chance to walk upstairs, he comes up with an elaborate idea to take his clothes off yeah, I mean, wasn't it funny?

Speaker 1

you weren't expecting it? Yeah, I was not god damn it that's pretty much how I answered the door. Uh, for the cops, I opened the door and I was like, can I help you? And I was in the fucking under. I think it was the same underwear, because I just washed everything over the weekend, so I hope.

Speaker 3

I wish you would have had the captain's hat on.

Speaker 1

I think I answered the door with the love boxers on Monday because I did laundry on Tuesday. You think I'm breaking it, aaron? No, look at this ass jiggle.

Speaker 2

It's like that Kevin Hart meme on TikTok. Look at me. What'd I say? No, look at me, look at me, look at me. So, what drink did he?

Speaker 1

read oh, none yet none yet.

Speaker 2

Oh cool, let's go we were just talking about how I've never had a long island or a papa smurf, whatever that is never had a long island, so a papa smurf is similar to a long island, except it's made with sprite and it's blue instead. When, when the alcohol makes it blue. When you say made with Sprite, you mean splash of Sprite right, a splash of Sprite, yeah, instead of a splash of Coke, and you can only get it at Between the Buns.

Speaker 5

Okay.

Speaker 1

It's pure alcohol. If you ever hear somebody say that they drank two Long Islands in like an hour you better not let them have a third.

Speaker 5

I'm always avoiding it, just because I knew it had coke in it.

Speaker 2

The next time we go out, I'm getting one. I'll be honest.

Speaker 1

D, it definitely doesn't have enough coke to fuck over my kidneys.

Speaker 5

You want to know how much they put in.

Speaker 1

They literally go alcohol, alcohol, alcohol, alcohol, alcohol, coke yeah yeah, the splash of coke is purely for the color and maybe just a little carbonation you do not you do not taste it other than that it's literally like a bunch of like fucking 35 to 25 alcohol, depending on where you're at last night I drank a bunch of long island iced teas.

Speaker 3

I ended up at a dance club and then I almost got kidnapped dude, my fucking grandma at one time was like we should get a.

Speaker 1

I was like I want a long island. She was like we should get a picture and I was like you're really gonna like help me with a picture of long island? I know she had one glass she had one glass. I had the rest of it. Oh I um.

Speaker 1

You ever see, you ever see the meme you ever see, like the. It was like a recent one like the fucking firework, the fire department chronicles dude, where he's like stuff that he's seen as like a paramedic. Like the dude was super angry and gave him a shot of morphine yeah, he was like he was like I love you man, and he was like so how's that pain in your legs? And he goes. I have legs that was me that night on the fucking long island. I was like, wow, what are these things?

Speaker 2

sticking out of my body fucking poking them. Funny story about the papa smurfs. Uh, they only let you have two of them. Um, they, they will not serve you a third, yeah, so murky and I went with a buddy of ours that had newly gone through a divorce. We went and got breakfast and we were like it was sunday and it was like 10 o'clock and we're like, man, what sounds really good right now is a fucking drink, because we're a bunch of alcoholics that are depressed right now.

Speaker 2

This was years ago and still we're like fuck it between the buns is down the street, let's see if it's open. And they opened in like five minutes. We're like, fuck yeah, we're going down there, we're going to get a couple.

Speaker 3

We just had a fat ass breakfast. Now we're going to have some drinks.

Speaker 2

This is going to be great. So we went there. We got each a Papa Smurf. We were there for maybe an hour, had two of them. I remember the next thing after that me and Murky were tore up, should not have drove from there. We went to fucking the grocery store down the street because I was like murky, we got fucking chili at home, bro. We ain't got no sour cream or cheese, though. And he was like fuck, we can't be having that. So we went to martin's and I just remember talking, probably as loud as I possibly fucking can, about this goddamn chili we had at home, and now we need a fucking sour cream and cheese for it. Was it deer chili? No, it was actually. Morgan brought us some chili. Oh, it was good shit.

Speaker 2

Goodbye, king yeah those Padma Smurfs fuck you up. They will only serve you two because of how much alcohol is in them.

Speaker 3

Oh, so there was a second. I was going there enough where they would give me a third one.

Speaker 1

Hell yeah, but that was a long time ago they were like, wow, this man doesn't have a liver well, yeah, there's a raging alcoholic.

Speaker 2

And the first time I went to I thought I'd attack today, because Zeno sent me a fucking alcoholic's TikTok.

Speaker 3

Did you already?

Speaker 1

see it.

Speaker 3

Oh yeah, I saw it.

Speaker 1

You saw it before he sent it to you.

Speaker 3

No, he sent it to me the first time. I saw it, sorry.

Speaker 2

It didn't mean anything. I thought you would laugh at it as well I laughed at it.

Speaker 3

Yeah, I'm the guy that's like, oh wait, we're out. Nah, no, it's not like, hey, you're gonna drive. It's like I've only had a few. My tolerance is dumb. We're gonna go three minutes down to the liquor store. Yeah, but that's past me. I would never do that now and I don't do that ever. The TikTok he's referring to. That's what delivery apps are

Speaker 1

for.

Speaker 2

Yeah, the TikTok he's referring to. It shows like two guys and they're drinking and stuff and the one guy says something about him being an alcoholic or something like that, and the one guy says something about him being an alcoholic or something like that.

Speaker 3

I can't remember how it started. His body can process like one beer an hour, so if he's only had three beers in fucking two hours, he's still on his first beer.

Speaker 2

Yeah, he's like I'm good. I think he had like six beers or something like that.

Speaker 6

He's like oh, I plan on having four more.

Alcohol-Induced Memes and Cocktail Recipes

Speaker 1

That's not how that works at all.

Speaker 2

He's drinking the beer at his buddy goes, well, I mean, that's, that's good, because that's the last one. He's like what fuck? You mean uh, how many beers have you had? Or like, let's go to the store and let's get some more. He goes no, dude can't fucking do that. He's like what? Why the fuck not like dude, I've been fucking drinking too.

Speaker 3

I'm fucking I've had three beers. He's like three.

Speaker 2

What the fuck are you talking about? Let's go get them some fucking beer and stuff. And he's like are you with him? He's like no, we can't do it. He goes we're going to get the fucking beer. We gotta go right now. And then it cuts to a future point and he goes yeah, and that's when I realized I had a problem. He goes oh so you stopped drinking. He goes no, I realized I needed to switch to tequila. And he pulls out a bottle of tequila and he starts drinking it. E.

Speaker 1

What.

Speaker 2

What is? I hate it here. I can't because of the Spider-Man meme that you just said so everyone else can see this cursed image as well but, as you were saying, bottled tequila was held yeah.

Speaker 2

So then the guy was drinking a bottle of tequila and I was like I feel like Murky would appreciate this fucking meme. The first time I went to that crab boil place that Ginter took us to I, I went and I ordered a long island because it was like on their menu, or I don't think a long island was on the menu. But the gal asked me what I wanted. I was like man, I was really hoping you had a long island. She's like I can make a Long Island. I was like okay, and she was like I tend to make them strong, is that okay? And I was like absolutely, that's okay. And she made it and it was pretty fucking strong.

Speaker 2

But I drank it and I remember I took a sip of it and I was like oof, and I looked and saw her standing at the bar and she just looked at me. I looked and saw her standing at the bar and she just looked at me and she just went and I was like hell, yeah, I am giving this woman a fast tip, yeah. So then I drank that first one and she was like you want to do another? And I was like, oh, yeah, she's like I can make a peach one. You like peach, and I was like yeah, and she was like cool, I'll do that up. And then she made a peach Long Island, fucking phenomenal, two of the best Long Islands I've ever had in my life. That woman doesn't work there anymore.

Speaker 1

Why not?

Speaker 2

Probably because she had a heavy hand with her liquor. That's unfortunate. Made fat tips, though.

Speaker 1

They should have charged a little more for the Long Islands if customers loved it.

Speaker 2

I would have paid a little bit more.

Speaker 1

Did Murky see the picture that he posted?

Speaker 6

Yes, I don't know.

Speaker 2

Their face.

Speaker 1

The one with the Spider-Man, did you?

Speaker 2

see that Murky. Yeah, murky saw the Spider-Man one.

Speaker 1

You're muted, dumbass.

Speaker 5

Dumbass.

Speaker 1

I just said God damn it.

Speaker 3

Yeah, you're right. Yes, I did see the Spider-Man getting his tummy filled up.

Speaker 1

Did you read what it said? I read it. If you don't follow us on Twitter, we posted it there, but it says Senpai Sandman, your cum fills my tummy up, Ooh, ooh.

Speaker 3

Oh my fuck.

Speaker 5

Fucking hate it here you know the shit you find online.

Speaker 1

I think it's just you for some of this.

Speaker 2

I mean it was online, so I found it, so the shit you find online but it's like you gotta go down a certain rabbit hole to kind of get there. I feel like, though, right.

Speaker 1

I mean fair. I used to be on a subreddit called watch people die, and I would scroll through that all the time. That's probably not good. Jesus Christy, what I can't. Share that to the Twitter. It's probably not good. Jesus Christy, what?

Speaker 3

is that.

Speaker 6

I can't share that to the.

Speaker 1

Twitter that is fucked up.

Speaker 5

That I found on r slash dainty memes.

Speaker 2

You know that guy is like these fucking white people.

Speaker 5

Oh, absolutely.

Speaker 2

He's not having a good time context for the listeners.

Speaker 1

I'm not going to share the image because that is definitely racist. Um it's, it's gotta be racist right I don't know there's four white people playing fucking the like. Freddy from sco-Doo, velma Daphne they're the mystery, they're the mystery gang. And then they have the black guy as Scooby. Oh my god, fucking e round two me when the fanboy cosplayer I functioned. I fucked it comic. God recognizes me as the family oh no, oh no, yikes well okay, you're gonna read some drinks hikers, oh no.

Speaker 1

Oh no, yikes. Well, okay, you're going to read some drinks.

Speaker 5

Oh yeah, I can look up cocktail recipes.

Speaker 1

Let's take a look here.

Speaker 3

He said cock what they want. Give the people cock, so I'll give you the first one. If you want me to share my screen, you can read ingredients and then the steps.

Speaker 1

If you share your screen are you going to have any personally identifiable information on it, because I don't trust you. No, just making sure you don't fucking like have some tab open that's going to fucking be like. Oh okay, good, because as soon as you know, I don't edit this and I don't want to have to start hold on. I was reading a message that was in our Shadowverse group chat oh, let's go, let's go E.

Speaker 5

Can you see it? I see it, all right. So our recipe tonight is a long island iced tea, a cocktail enjoyed by many, especially Xenostream. Make sure to check them out over at twitchtv forward slash Xenostream38. You want to start off with these ingredients Three-fourths ounce of vodka. Three-fourths ounce of vodka. Three-fourths ounce of white rum. Three-fourths ounce of your favorite silver tequila. Three-fourths ounce of gin. Three-fourths ounce of triple sec. Three-fourths ounce of some simple syrup. Three-fourths ounce of lemon juice, but you want to make sure that it has been freshly squeezed. Your favorite type of Coca-Cola, pepsi is fine to go on top and to garnish. You want some lemon. I love how there's some distractions here. All right. Yeah, I thought this was supposed to be sexy. Yeah, it's supposed to be. I love how there's some detractions here, alright.

Speaker 3

Yeah, I thought this was supposed to be sexy.

Speaker 5

Yeah, it's supposed to be.

Speaker 2

Yeah, there's poops Farts, not sexy.

Speaker 5

Well, I mean some maybe.

Speaker 1

Let me bring it back to sexual.

Speaker 2

I love my pussy hey.

Speaker 5

So you want to add your vodka, your rum, your tequila, your gin, your triple sec, your simple syrup and your lemon juice to a Collins glass filled with ice, Top with a splash of the cola, stir briefly, garnish with a lemon wedge and serve with a straw to sip it down.

Speaker 3

I hate that. Zeno's the one that's laughing.

Speaker 5

Are you good? Zeno's, the one that's laughing are you good?

Speaker 1

Zeno oh, he's not boom boom no, can I keep going? That was it for.

Speaker 3

Long Island Iced Tea. I was hoping you guys might look up some other ones.

Speaker 1

Oh. Jesus. Why is this so fucking funny? What's up? Why is this so fucking funny? What's up?

Speaker 5

Uh, oh, wow.

Speaker 2

It's not what I would do if I had that ice cream.

Speaker 1

I got ice cream guys. Thanks guys. The Bay Ridge.

Speaker 5

The Bay Ridge is a combination of dry whiskey dry, vermont. Is it Vermont? Vermont, vermouth, vermouth, thank you. The bay ridge is a combination of dry whiskey dry from off. Is it for mouth? For mouth, vermouth, vermouth, thank you. Vermouth. Benedictine prune brandy I never you know, and it took me by surprise that brandy is basically oh my christ, we can tell who asked her you good? You okay I don't think he's okay.

Speaker 2

I don't think he's okay that scared me so bad why are we so? The girl heard the bang and went.

Speaker 1

I'm just glad there wasn't ice cream on my spoon, because I threw that fucker back so fucking hard dude, I would have had to be cleaning't ice cream on my spoon because I threw that fucker back so fucking hard. Dude, I would have had to be cleaning up ice cream off my balls.

Speaker 3

Oh, fucking great, I'm gonna say the introductory little three-line paragraph here, and then I'm gonna go down to ingredients.

Speaker 5

Alright, the Bay Ridge is a combination of rye whiskey tried from Benedictine, prune, brandy and bitters. It can be considered a Manhattan derivative, both in composition and bay. So to make this, you are going to need to combine all these ingredients.

Speaker 1

except for your garnish, it's going to be two ounces of r ingredients, except for your garnish, it's gonna be two ounces of rye whiskey half an ounce of dry for my mouth.

Speaker 5

I have now blown my nose okay, good job half an ounce of betta-19 fourth of an ounce of prune brandy, two dashes of I'm probably gonna fuck this up angostura, maybe, angostura, maybe, angostura Bitters. Two dashes of orange bitters and you want to stir for about 15-20 seconds. Well, chilled with a glass full of ice, strain into a chilled coupe or a Nick and Nora glass, whatever the fuck that is and garnish.

Speaker 6

Whatever the fuck.

Speaker 1

I don't know what this segment or bit is, but it is the best thing ever. Got showers.

Speaker 3

What do you think are our listeners?

Speaker 1

Why are they still here? You fucking idiots.

Speaker 6

Listen to something else.

Speaker 3

Look at all these cocktails, though. These all look sexy as fuck. If someone served me any of these drinks I'd be fucking in.

Speaker 1

I'm going to come, it's because you're an alcoholic.

Speaker 3

Shut up.

Speaker 1

You're right, you're right, fuck you.

Speaker 5

Well, in all fairness, I'm not gonna say who it was, so I'm gonna make a lot of our close friend listeners sway here a little bit. But I lurked in a chat under a different streaming account that I have that I used to do but no longer have done much with, and was just talking with this person and they brought up the adhd after dark podcast and as this alternative account, I was like, oh yeah, I give them a listen. And they said that their two favorites were coco and murky and they honestly brought up that E was their least favorite of the podcast and I was like, oh, hey yo, what the fuck.

Speaker 1

What the fuck? Who is this?

Speaker 5

I'm not going to be that. I will fucking.

Speaker 3

I will fucking.

Speaker 1

I have a very specific set of skills.

Speaker 3

It's just been all day looking at everybody's fucking twitch videos to see who was talking shit his reasoning was he was not as hyperactive as the rest of the group.

Speaker 5

While he may have ADHD, he seems like he'd be better suited for a nerdy podcast and I was like, okay, that's fair that's why you're on joysticks. Yeah, fair.

Speaker 2

Send it in the group chat. He's funny as fuck. Tell us who it was.

Speaker 1

That's coming back, by the way.

Speaker 3

You guys want cat stream? Check this out.

Speaker 2

Cat stream.

Speaker 5

Oh, draw that kitty Boobs, is he just?

Speaker 1

two circling squares for you to look at him.

Speaker 5

No, I can see him for me it's yeah, the moment like he moved, it just went gray to me, really really me no, I don't see murky anymore, he's just looking at the camera.

Speaker 3

dude, it just changes me. Yeah, no, I don't see Murky anymore, he's just looking at the camera dude hard as fuck.

Speaker 1

He's ready to attack us.

Speaker 5

I want to see Kid.

Speaker 1

You can just watch the podcast later.

Speaker 5

Where's this going to?

Speaker 1

Fansly, but everybody here should have the login.

Speaker 5

That's how Xeno's going to have to get his listening and everybody who's listening if you want to see Murky play another Femboy game, make sure to give us follows and subscribe to the fans because Murky can finally play his Femboy games he has been begging this season to have a Femboy game.

Speaker 1

I will play the whole game and make you sit and watch. I'm not going to do it, I'm going to make Femboys and Doppler.

Speaker 3

Radars. I'll share my make Femboys and Doppler Radars. I'll share my screen Femboys and.

Speaker 1

Doppler Radars. Did you hear what I said? Berkey, I'm going to make Femboys and Doppler Radars.

Speaker 5

We are going to hire Alleyboy to make Femboys and Doppler Radar.

Speaker 1

I feel like we've made Alleyboy uncomfortable and if we go at him again, so we absolutely are a dick podcast, but we will not harass people.

Speaker 5

Also, here's some cum yo, I feel like murky wants to play. I got gooned by a femboy.

Speaker 3

I don't think I do.

Speaker 5

I don't think I do well, if you don't want to play that, I'm assuming you definitely want to play on a live stream. I'm going to play furry Hitler too. Yeah, we shared the same brain cell, I'm assuming you definitely want to play on a live stream.

Speaker 1

I want to play.

Speaker 5

Furry Hitler too.

Speaker 1

Yeah, we shared the same brain cell.

Speaker 5

What about a Putinari spat in my mouth?

Speaker 1

No, I think. Furry Hitler would be more entertaining, but at least with that third one, that is a fantasy murky has what furry hitler no food nari spitting in his mouth no what do you think dusty would say?

Speaker 5

about your food, nari obsession.

Speaker 1

I gotta figure out how to word this. If you told her to strap a dick on, act like a femboy and abuse you, I would never do that, what would?

Speaker 3

she say If I brought it to you, no, she'd probably be like, yeah, I don't think this is gonna fucking be it fair here's your ring back here's your ring back.

Speaker 5

You want me to do what to?

Speaker 3

your asshole. No, you can have this back. I know it was a lot.

Speaker 1

I want you to come in my throat and fill my belly up.

Speaker 3

I want you to come in my throat and fill my belly up, would you just say. And man, my fucking ah.

Speaker 1

I just imagine that while that was happening if that was a real porno, it'd be also playing with like the bump the fucking enter.

Speaker 5

Sandman.

Speaker 1

Get it Cause. Sandman entered him a lot. Yes, he fucking hates it. He had to mute himself while he screamed. I'm going to go smoke a cig asshole. So you know, do you ever hear about the fucking jokes we talked about?

Speaker 5

Oh no, Now that Murky left, his cameras started working.

Speaker 1

Your internet, said Murky's ugly.

Speaker 5

Yeah, it's like the moment he picked up his cat, boop gone, and the moment he walks away, boop Murky's back.

Speaker 1

Too much ass.

Speaker 5

That's probably what it was.

Speaker 1

Too much ass for your internet Zeno. Who you messaging?

Speaker 5

um dr far probably not at this moment not at this moment are you?

Speaker 2

trying to bully more people into playing shadowverse listen, you don't worry about the fuck I'm doing over here no, I'm worrying about what the fuck you're doing no-transcript for the fucking national championship, because you're more of a fucking salesperson.

Speaker 1

That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2

Fucking Shadowverse ambassador to me. I've gotten so many fucking people into this game.

Speaker 1

I'm surprised you don't just stream yourself playing Shadowverse on fucking Fridays.

Speaker 2

I want to. Once I get the camera set up, I had to order another Elgato arm so I can send that bitch out. The amount that I had for the back of my monitor, for the camera, is not going to work the way that I wanted it to, unfortunately. So you know what?

Speaker 5

happens. It is what it is, it is what it is what it is.

Speaker 1

So, anyway, what it is, what it is so anyway, zeno's mom has a huge clit, oh jeez was that the joke?

Speaker 5

that was the joke from the last podcast.

Speaker 2

Yes, look at Murky's face.

Speaker 1

Oh my god, murky, losing his shit is way funnier than the fucking joke itself, you remember whenever murky asked you if he could 3d print something from you yeah, that was during the podcast yeah, it was during the podcast. He was gonna go interview your mom and ask her about a huge quiz.

Speaker 3

If your 3d printer wasn't down, I would. Yeah, you would have made it and I I'd have to.

Speaker 1

I'd have your 3d printer, wasn't that? Because I was like wait I looked at murky. I was like I, I did the whole, you don't got the balls to do this. He's like well, I'm messaging you know, right, fucking down. I was like you better hope, you better hope.

Speaker 3

He says, no, I'm not gonna do this he's like no, he's like, yeah, I can definitely do it, but by three printers. I was like I'll fix it with my dick. And he's like well, then it'll be broken like everything else that's ever touched something along those lines.

Speaker 2

No, I said uh, then, like we'll all just be disappointed, like everything else interacts with your dick or something like that. I didn't remember how the whole thing came up.

Speaker 1

But then like I was like you should go interview your mom or something like that. I was like, get it, was like I'm gonna go get three, have xeno 3d print a microphone so I could go interview his fucking mom. And I was like you don't get the balls to do that. And he was like, bet, I'll send Zeno a message right now. And then he got himself in too deep and I was like I really hope Zeno says alright, got you, I'll have it ready tomorrow.

Speaker 3

Coco, if you could have held on to this for another, like two or three weeks.

Speaker 1

I think we talked about how his 3D printer had been broken for a long time and was never going to get fixed. Nah, nah, nah. I feel like. I feel like we revealed the joke at the right time. It got a pretty good reaction.

Speaker 6

And Zeno went. Oh, was that Zeno's first thought was like you, motherfucker.

Speaker 1

His first thing was oh, was that the joke? I don't even remember how, if you made it this far, I don't even remember how it came up, though, like I don't remember how we got onto that subject, I thought you texted me that.

Speaker 2

Did you send it to me?

Speaker 3

snap, no in discord you sent me it's in our discord messages, yeah and you send me a.

Speaker 2

Oh, probably because you're on the computer. Yeah, because he was literally he said I fixed it with my dick and I said, like most things, I'm sure it'll only disappoint the printer.

Speaker 3

Damn you, damn you and your quick wit.

Speaker 1

I think you even said that on the podcast. I hate tail right now Bite it Pussy.

Speaker 2

He looked at me like what the fuck? Yeah, just so you know, I'm the alpha he's like.

Speaker 1

I'm gonna go shit in your pillowcase. Joke's on you, dad. I fucking rubbed my tail through all my piss in the litter box. For real though, how does?

Speaker 3

that taste. How was that? Sorry, I got you.

Speaker 1

You okay, marky.

Speaker 3

After the huge Clint microphone reveal. I don't know if I am.

Speaker 1

Look, it was like right at the end of the podcast we got like a couple minutes left or we can end it now. Me and Zeno fucking laughed about this for fucking 20 minutes For no fucking reason, I don't even know, why it was so funny. And then he scared the fuck out of me.

Speaker 3

If you're here after last week's shit show.

Speaker 1

We probably lost all our listeners after they fucking heard a gunshot and decided to run away.

Speaker 2

Or crash their car.

Speaker 1

Or, alternatively, somebody was fucking listening to us while they got pulled over by the police. And then that went off and then, the police shot their car up.

Police Crossfire Incident Sparks Controversy

Speaker 3

That's a completely hypothetical situation and probably would never happen, based on anything that we've done here today. Everybody shut up Due to legal stipulations. Now we have to end the podcast.

Speaker 2

You guys seen that clip where that acorn falls on that car and the cop thinks that he's been shot. They start open firing on the fucking police car with the guy that they have in the backseat? You didn't see that?

Speaker 2

Oh, you got the acorn yeah, yeah like literally they handcuffed this guy, put him in the backseat of a fucking explorer, some kind of an suv of theirs, put him in there. Another cop goes to the door to like open it or something I don't remember what he was doing but an acorn hits the roof of the car. He like throws himself in the ground, starts saying that he's been shot, goes to the back of the vehicle, starts opening, firing into the vehicle.

Speaker 2

The other cop that I believe the one that into their vehicle into the police vehicle into the cop car that they have a man handcuffed behind his back in the cop car and then his partner sees him shooting at the car. I'm pretty sure that it's not just like they shoot through the glass, and well, cop cars don't really have a lot of armor.

Speaker 1

Well, on the doors, I assume they have at least some, because they hide behind them.

Speaker 3

That's a standard. It's just a basic a.

Speaker 2

SWAT team. Right, it might have something different in it. But then the cop on the side sees him shooting into the back of it and hears him saying that he's been shot, so she starts firing into the vehicle as well they Are.

Speaker 1

They cross firing at this point.

Speaker 2

Uh, yes, because she was shooting him from the side. He's shooting from the back and they're shooting into the vehicle. Fortunately the guy in the vehicle was not shot. But like, how in the fuck do you mistake an acorn for a gunshot first of all, and then also think you've been shot because of that acorn and then think it's a good idea to just unload your weapon into the back of your car with a man inside that's handcuffed behind his back? Could someone say lawsuit.

Speaker 2

Yeah, he officially resigned I think it was like a forced resignation, the other person was free of charges because she was just reacting to what the other police officer was stating and doing, so she was like off the hook.

Speaker 6

Let's also say this much that they were shooting at each other too.

Speaker 1

She better have gone into training, because you don't crossfire ever.

Speaker 2

Never cross streams.

Speaker 1

They'd be like Murky there's an intruder and me and you are on both sides with guns of this intruder. Neither of us should shoot. Neither of us should shoot, looking at the other person Somebody?

Speaker 2

should move out of the other person.

Speaker 3

That guy did.

Speaker 1

Somebody should move out of the way.

Speaker 3

That's a big thing in hunter safety because people do deer pushes where a bunch of guys will line up and fucking walk through the woods basically. And then you have another line of people shooting at the deer running that shit's dangerous as fuck, dude.

Speaker 2

You know what that guy did in the back of that police car. What did that guy do?

Speaker 1

He shit his pants. There you go. I was right. Meanwhile this was happening all around him.

Speaker 3

For real, though, that's how it would sound like if you're next to a squad car.

Speaker 1

It's got like I'm pretty sure that's what that sound effect is.

Speaker 3

A hundred times louder than an acorn falling out of a fucking tree. Dude, that just comes down to, I think practice with a firearm, you should. Yeah, yeah, you need more time.

Speaker 1

There's a reason why I said Sergeant didn't have a promotion by this point.

Speaker 3

That's fucking tough. You have to be that stupid.

Speaker 1

And, first off, if he did get shot at and he thought he'd been shot at and he didn't hear the gunshot because he just heard the nick, I'm assuming, of an acorn, Just remember it was an acorn falling on the vehicle.

Speaker 2

Then you assume sniper, I could assume sniper before I would assume yeah, I definitely wouldn't assume the guy that's handcuffed in the back of a fucking car.

Speaker 3

I would assume somebody very far away had just shot a bullet, because I didn't hear the gunshot I don't know you if I would think it, if, from their perspective, they do their job right, if they're about to arrest somebody, you get a full pat down. They're basically gonna get you know close upon your nuts dude, they're gonna check you out. And if you're handcuffed at that point and they check you out you don't have anything in your waistband or somewhere that's easily accessible from this position, then fucking you're probably not getting shot at from the inside of your own fucking poop the guy was patted down before he's put in the.

Speaker 2

I know that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 3

If you did your job right, that shouldn't be a question at that point you would think it would have to be somebody else. Yeah, shooting at you from somewhere else like that's my dude, what the fuck?

Speaker 1

yeah wouldn't, wouldn't. The first reaction would have been to be like hey, all of my doors are shut, none of my windows are broken it didn't come from the cop car yeah, it was just like complete and utter ignorance yeah, super that is ignorant.

Speaker 2

Not all cops are bad cops, but that cop was a dumbass.

Speaker 3

I want your blizzard Coco.

Speaker 1

You're welcome, I think a large part of what it comes down to is that a lot of people who are given guns in the police force are too stupid to have been allowed to have a gun in the first place. A lot of the bad things that happen are people being dumb.

Speaker 3

I feel like, for the hundreds of thousands of people that hold that occupation, you only need a couple dozen fucking idiots to have different situations like amplified through. You know, everything is recorded Literally. You only need a couple fucking dumbasses to make everybody look like a dumbass. Oh yeah, absolutely. Which sucks because, yeah, there's a lot. I know, yep, I know.

Chaos in Podcast Recording

Speaker 1

Most of the incidents are people that should have never been given. Oh, there goes, murky bye murky are people who just should have been given access to it in the first place, because they um, I'm surprised they don't give them like an iq test or something.

Speaker 3

Maybe enough for everybody, oh my god, everybody's frozen, everybody's frozen, oh my god, you were frozen for like 30.

Speaker 2

you were like the flash coming Everybody's frozen. Oh my god, you were frozen for like 30 seconds.

Speaker 1

You were like the flash coming back out of it. Oh my god.

Speaker 3

Look at that ass he's like why are you naked.

Speaker 2

Give us a little shuffle.

Speaker 1

Oh, I want him to shuffle when the camera freezes and then jiggle his butt and then it comes back at like 700 miles an hour and causes ultra-naio.

Speaker 5

Hell yeah, coco, did you pick up content warning for free?

Speaker 1

I did.

Speaker 5

Alright, good, I want to try that. It looks fun.

Speaker 1

So, uh, we have to wait for Murky to come back now before we hit on the podcast, or are we just going to go?

Speaker 5

Ah, fuck him.

Speaker 1

Alright. Well, I bet you, murky's mom has a huge.

Speaker 5

Oh god, oh god, he came in running like five nights of Freddy's Is everybody leaving.

Speaker 3

I have headphones on, goodbye, goodbye. See shirtless content at the Fansly. Make sure you subscribe.

Speaker 1

I was naked.

Speaker 3

Dusty. She's like it smells like your feet. I'm like no it doesn't.

Speaker 1

When am I supposed to end the podcast? Right now. Goodbye, goodbye.

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