Ever wondered what it would be like if your wildest, most absurd movie ideas played out on the big screen? Well, buckle up, because our latest episode of ADHD After Dark is a rollercoaster through the zaniest concepts, from Dong Blade's nefarious plots to Nipolas Cage's extraordinary... assets. We're not just spitballing hilarious blockbusters; we're diving into tales of Shadowverse shenanigans, Yu-Gi-Oh card game nostalgia, and Murky's mood swings that are as unpredictable as Chicago weather.
Sometimes life throws you a curveball, and who better to hit it out of the park than a crew that finds humor in even the most mundane moments? Join us in a laugh-out-loud journey where we conjure up movie magic, ponder Zeno's suspicious card game luck, and share personal anecdotes that'll have you feeling like one of the gang. We're talking a Twilight-themed trip to Forks, Washington without a vampire in sight, and crafting cinematic epics that have us reaching for the phone to pitch to Netflix. No guests needed – our clubhouse is brimming with personality.
Now, if you're into a little raunchy banter and bathroom humor, you've come to the right podcast. We're reminiscing about podcast firsts, grappling with the aftermath of bad decisions (and even worse farts), and throwing social media mishaps into the mix. So plug in those earbuds, find a comfy spot, and get ready for a session with friends who'll leave you in stitches – it's ADHD After Dark, where every conversation is a surprise party you didn't know you were invited to.
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Ever wondered what it would be like if your wildest, most absurd movie ideas played out on the big screen? Well, buckle up, because our latest episode of ADHD After Dark is a rollercoaster through the zaniest concepts, from Dong Blade's nefarious plots to Nipolas Cage's extraordinary... assets. We're not just spitballing hilarious blockbusters; we're diving into tales of Shadowverse shenanigans, Yu-Gi-Oh card game nostalgia, and Murky's mood swings that are as unpredictable as Chicago weather.
Sometimes life throws you a curveball, and who better to hit it out of the park than a crew that finds humor in even the most mundane moments? Join us in a laugh-out-loud journey where we conjure up movie magic, ponder Zeno's suspicious card game luck, and share personal anecdotes that'll have you feeling like one of the gang. We're talking a Twilight-themed trip to Forks, Washington without a vampire in sight, and crafting cinematic epics that have us reaching for the phone to pitch to Netflix. No guests needed – our clubhouse is brimming with personality.
Now, if you're into a little raunchy banter and bathroom humor, you've come to the right podcast. We're reminiscing about podcast firsts, grappling with the aftermath of bad decisions (and even worse farts), and throwing social media mishaps into the mix. So plug in those earbuds, find a comfy spot, and get ready for a session with friends who'll leave you in stitches – it's ADHD After Dark, where every conversation is a surprise party you didn't know you were invited to.
Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd
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Speaker 2:The recording has started. Oh, I'm going to watch this.
Speaker 3:E, I love you. I haven't seen you forever. I welcome to the podcast.
Speaker 4:Ever in a day. Hello everybody, Welcome to ADHD after dark, where two people do not have a live parents. Well, without the joke is yeah, it's actually three of them, this one is three of them now.
Speaker 5:Oh fuck, oh, you're right.
Speaker 2:Who's the other one?
Speaker 5:Me, oh hi.
Speaker 4:Welcome.
Speaker 5:Oh, ok yeah the number has increased, the three now your side of the club, coco he's on the.
Speaker 2:Oh, he's got the dad.
Speaker 4:Oh wow he's hard to get dad club. I'm missing them.
Speaker 3:I miss my daddy, it's OK.
Speaker 4:It's OK, my daddy probably be in that club in a few years.
Speaker 2:A piece of garbage.
Speaker 7:Oh, welcome to the podcast. I don't know what. I don't know what to talk about already, yeah we never know what we're going to talk about until we get in here and we just talk about whatever, and sometimes murky's racist. He's been good lately though.
Speaker 4:And so I play foreign games. It really is up in the air what happens sometimes. Murky hits us up ahead of time. He's like guys. I am in the mood for chicks with dicks.
Speaker 2:So we're going to play some food? It's not, yeah. And then he gets mad when we play it for too long and fucking leaves the podcast.
Speaker 5:And I drink to you.
Speaker 4:You got fucking drunk.
Speaker 2:Oh horny that he was you drank so much and you were like why are we here? And we were like you.
Speaker 5:You're like I'd rather watch the fucking Doppler radar right now. I fucking leave it. That was honestly.
Speaker 2:I would rather watch the Doppler radar right now was probably one of the funniest phrases I've ever heard in my life.
Speaker 7:We got put that shit on it.
Speaker 3:I'm going to say, I want to say I think that was a lie. He wanted to crank one off, but he didn't want to do it in front of everybody. I agree, I agree. And he's like why are we still here? I want to get this myself why are we still. I went on the fucking like I'm watching somebody else play this game, while I should be playing with myself.
Speaker 4:Oh God.
Speaker 5:What the fuck was OK, did you make it?
Speaker 2:so we can't attack what happened for our audio listeners. You can go look at a tiny screen on the on the on the fans Lee of of murky with. I don't know, Is that for fucking blue eyes? There's a lot of basically, you can end switch and switch. So I get dragon yeah there's two blue eyes and yeah, yeah, I don't want to make it full screen because I need to keep everybody's cameras.
Speaker 7:Right right.
Speaker 4:I'll be honest and this is coming from an outside person's perspective, because I have not touched you, Gio, since middle school I have seen a few games where it's just like end game and one to two turns, and that just does not seem appealing to me anymore.
Speaker 3:I mean, you know, I was just going to say Zino still has the dual disc and everything.
Speaker 2:So I mean, I think that was the last time I played the games, you know? Oh, it's not, don't make me feel bad. I haven't started the game since then because that right after that's when you went to Shadowverse.
Speaker 7:That's true, that makes sense. So Shadowverse is much.
Speaker 4:More complex or no Easier, it's a fuck ton easier.
Speaker 2:It's a lot more complicated as you get further in.
Speaker 7:You can turn around a game very easily at any point. Like I was playing against Miz over the weekend, I beat him two out of three times. What a third time I had 20 defense, which is Max defense. He had one defense and he came back and beat me. Oh yeah, he, that's.
Speaker 4:The one thing I do like about this game is you can be in a corner, but that doesn't mean you're done, mm hmm. So, I will say the video game TCG version is very unbalanced, especially with Havencraft.
Speaker 2:I don't know. I'm going to beat me or not, merky has. Zeno beat me.
Speaker 4:Well, that's because Zeno just has like the luck of the cards and they love him for some reason.
Speaker 7:The heart of the cards, the cards?
Speaker 1:I don't know. That's why you have it.
Speaker 4:Hey look, just just because looking at doesn't mean I'm a wee.
Speaker 2:OK, you watch anime.
Speaker 4:Be a lot cooler. You watch anime.
Speaker 7:in years you haven't watched anime in years, like three or four years. I'm going to need you to start watching solo leveling, so I have somebody to talk to about it.
Speaker 4:I want to finish, jojo, I want to get back into it. I was in part four, I was in the middle of it.
Speaker 5:And I know.
Speaker 2:And I don't even know why it's relevant, because of me.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he's one of those. Yeah, I'm going to finish one piece this weekend, don't worry about it.
Speaker 2:I don't think there's enough hours in a weekend to finish one piece.
Speaker 3:Yeah, exactly, I haven't been watching anime at all.
Speaker 4:The like full three to four day weekend and you just watch it nonstop.
Speaker 1:The episode break you will.
Speaker 5:Over a thousand Thousands. Yeah, you're not going to come.
Speaker 4:So they're doing like there is a fan project that's basically Dragon Ball Z Kai, but it's just oh yeah. I'm pleased I did see that and I guess they're officially like redoing some of the earlier seasons, but they're like taking out filler.
Speaker 7:Yeah, I heard that I know son of a bitch. I mean, you might have been the person that I already know, that I already know that it was PPG, yeah, oh yeah, yeah, you can't watch it in a weekend.
Speaker 2:I already know this, because I already calculated how long Naruto was, and it was eight days of watching it straight.
Speaker 5:So once that has to be one piece is going to be like 20 days, it's like a whole.
Speaker 1:They're stupid. That's why we got bad.
Speaker 2:TikTok, because they're all stupid.
Speaker 4:Yes, I will admit, because of short form content. I feel like brain cells have been dying off.
Speaker 2:Let me put it this way I can take home D 20.
Speaker 4:There's how many episodes of one game so there's like I said, not more than Sesame Street episodes.
Speaker 2:I'm searching, there's a thousand and ninety seven. How long is the runtime of each episode?
Speaker 4:About 30 minutes. Twenty four minutes.
Speaker 2:If we go by Naruto standards, twenty four times times nine, one thousand and ninety seven is two thousand twenty six thousand three hundred and twenty eight. Right, that's how many that's how many minutes. There is Right.
Speaker 4:I'm just going to go by that. You're saying divide that by 60.
Speaker 2:That's four hundred and thirty eight point eight hours. Divide that by twenty four for a day, that's 18 days and 18.2. Three days to watch all of one piece straight through no breaks. That's more than one weekend. That is three weekends.
Speaker 3:You got two and a half weeks. You got two and a half weeks of vacation. Just take those weeks off, just straight.
Speaker 2:I feel like I'd rather watch the Doppler radar.
Speaker 5:Damn it. You got it back. Turn it around.
Speaker 1:Good trick, good job.
Speaker 3:You just tell you business a place and a two and a half weeks off what I'm trying to watch one piece.
Speaker 5:Dude, dude.
Speaker 2:I don't think anybody in this room. If you were, if you were offered a billion dollars to just watch one piece straight through and you couldn't take breaks, like you could go to the bathroom but like you couldn't do anything else besides like pee. I could only watch. No, you have to watch one piece.
Speaker 5:No, I'd be, I would be, I would be, I promise. Yeah, no.
Speaker 2:I'd be, I'd be in it. I can do it.
Speaker 4:I would be in it, but I feel like I know I get kidding cells, but I'm getting like Mosser energy. You can't look at your phone.
Speaker 2:You can't, do you have to watch the fucking anime. I feel like.
Speaker 4:I am taking like double the amount of my Adderall to fucking watch this.
Speaker 2:I feel like all of us in here have so much of a fucking ADHD that our brain would waver. What? Well, absolutely.
Speaker 4:Make a roof break. Oh, and then you wouldn't get it Like.
Speaker 2:You know what I mean.
Speaker 7:Like if I removed all the distractions I would be able to do it.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's just me in an empty room.
Speaker 3:So you told me yeah, you throw me in with a TV internet connection, take my phone away, I could do it.
Speaker 2:I'm going to. I'm for a Zeno. Specifically, we're going to put you in a room that has that pops up with eBay listings of Funko sales every so often.
Speaker 7:Yeah, I would lose. I'd lose my first 10 minutes.
Speaker 5:That's it, I'm done. Walking that bitch like 10 bags of big bags of beef jerky and a carton of cigarettes.
Speaker 2:For murky murky. There's no cigarette breaks allowed. I'll smoke inside. You're not allowed to smoke inside. It's like against the fire rules.
Speaker 3:Fuck them, fuck them. You're going to sit in the fire? I'm off, all right, yeah, if you're going to evacuate the building?
Speaker 2:yeah, you can set, you can sit there. But we got a sprinkler system and if it goes off and fries the electronics, you're out of billion dollars. You don't pay it, you just don't get it hey just water.
Speaker 5:I bring a bunch of vapes and fucking.
Speaker 3:No, you just waterproof the electronics because you know he's going to be smoking.
Speaker 2:OK murky, could you watch it for? Could anybody in here do it for 18 days straight no drugs, no smoking, but at the end of the tunnel you get a billion dollars. I know. You say you, I know you probably could, but I think you would go crazy.
Speaker 3:The problem is, you say no drugs. You mean, can we sleep though in between periods?
Speaker 2:You get a, you get. You get every season. You get a two hour nap, or how are whatever, whatever fucking the streaming service defines as a season.
Speaker 7:Yeah, I'd fall asleep at some point.
Speaker 2:Either that, if it's not well defined, we'll say every hundred episodes.
Speaker 7:I don't think they like. If you fall asleep, anime stops.
Speaker 2:Yeah, if you fall asleep the anime stops. I'm going to agree with so we can take that, OK, but as soon as you wake up it's playing and you have to be focused on it.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but the promise, no, I would take it, I would take it, I would take it because you could be looking at a TV screen.
Speaker 3:It had to be the most like bland wall because at some point you'd be sitting there watching this for a fucking 14 hour straight and you'd be like man, that's not on the wall. It's fucking weird. Yeah, I mean lose focus, I would actually want?
Speaker 2:I would too. We'll make. We'll. Just here's what we'll do to combat that We'll just get a projector and project it on a white wall.
Speaker 3:There we go. I what kind of white wall? Is it like a shell, white, or?
Speaker 7:Because then I'm going to start thinking about that, but you don't want to scream.
Speaker 5:The point is that you're watching the fucking you.
Speaker 2:None of you get the billion dollars you all fail.
Speaker 4:But what if I said I was in your dick small, I know, oh you want to speak.
Speaker 2:Coco, I know mine's small, so I can make the joke, because whenever you say, what do you mean? Yours is small too and I just go yeah, can.
Speaker 7:I make a joke, you know. You know you're sick. Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 6:I want you all to know that.
Speaker 4:Coco yours Hurts.
Speaker 6:you know your shirt and me his balls and penis.
Speaker 2:I also want you to know that switch asked me to do it and I said are you sure? And he said yes, multiple times and then I did it.
Speaker 6:So I mean that's fair.
Speaker 1:I didn't say yes, I said you won't. You said you want to say the same thing, it's the same thing, yeah.
Speaker 4:Who's you know what do you got there.
Speaker 2:I saw a box and I did say if you don't want to see it, Tempest, yeah, don't look at the fucking camera. And then I did it and then, and then he looked and he was like I'm kind of glad I didn't look and I was like I literally told you not to look.
Speaker 4:What do we do?
Speaker 2:We told you that I'm going to what do we fucking shove my tiny penis in your ear we let's let's address the fact that I said he's a side.
Speaker 4:What so what do we what?
Speaker 6:When he encourages suicide.
Speaker 7:What did he do that?
Speaker 4:Oh, oh, oh, oh yeah.
Speaker 6:In game what. You told me to kill myself. In what Hell divers.
Speaker 2:Oh.
Speaker 4:I love how Coco immediately was just uncaring yeah.
Speaker 2:What's he?
Speaker 7:sounds like something I did.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Do it, sacrifice out, sacrifice yourself for democracy Go fucking father.
Speaker 2:What's his name? Pull that, pull that shit off oh father, oh father, donovitch Like to pull a Donovitch Donovitch.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6:It was a good attempt by Coco to save him it was it was.
Speaker 2:Well, it's because I called my shot, because I know, if I didn't call my shot I would have missed and hit him anyway.
Speaker 4:For our listeners. We are talking about our D&D campaign. Our friend Matt Mann, who was in a few episodes, some in the early seasons, is our DM and he is running us a curse of straw campaign and last night we are currently in one of the like first towns in his campaign you can visit. I don't know if it's part of the actual legit campaign or something he created. I'm assuming it's legit. I don't fucking know. I'm kind of stupid sometimes.
Speaker 6:The town of Barovia.
Speaker 4:Yeah, barovia, but like Barovia, yeah, that's what we're referencing. I'm going to stop being stupid and let other people talk, because I'm having a dumb.
Speaker 7:I'm having a dumb, no it is, I'm having a dumb, but it's where harassing me for wanting to try to stop the priest from hanging himself, and you're like oh he's just going to run the bell. Hey you shut your mouth.
Speaker 6:Okay, it was not clear that he was going to hang himself.
Speaker 3:I was pretty fucking clear to me.
Speaker 6:All that was said was there's a rope hanging from the bell tower.
Speaker 7:There's usually a rope hanging. Yeah, and he was talking about his god for sacking him. Yeah, and he wasn't going to kill himself.
Speaker 5:That's what was happening.
Speaker 6:What is he going to do? Is he going to go over there and tie in noose while we're all watching him? He had the news tied already Nobody said that it was the implication.
Speaker 5:No, there was an implication.
Speaker 4:I'm not even fighting, I'm scared. What the fuck, danny? What were you trying to say? I'm so sorry.
Speaker 3:E. I got invited to a group that was Goshen Dragons, so it is a whole day thing. $75 for the full day. They feed you. If you want to join in and they feed you, yes or it's like who do you mean?
Speaker 5:you just talked about it. Obviously work paying attention.
Speaker 3:Attention no, it is a full day.
Speaker 6:Hit begin to all $5 whole day.
Speaker 3:They paid you is Gautians and dragons D&D Dragon just also be, careful not to say anything that'll dox you.
Speaker 2:Don't dox us.
Speaker 5:Don't dox anybody.
Speaker 3:There's random ass places. Whatever is. 75 bucks for a full day, 25 bucks for a half day, but D&D sessions all day and there's a film viewing after.
Speaker 4:I'm assuming one of the D&D movies.
Speaker 2:Actually it's Jingleblades yeah, no, we're just.
Speaker 4:Blades.
Speaker 2:You got the fucking, I got the soundboard ready. You go ahead and.
Speaker 5:Ready for this movie to hit theaters?
Speaker 3:I'm gonna stop. We're watching grease because we need to learn the bars more, because they're gonna be singing a lot. Yeah so we're gonna be seeing like Sandy and all that bullshit. What a knot. So we're doing all musicals. I love that.
Speaker 4:Okay, yeah, that's fair.
Speaker 3:So, that way it gets more. It gets more like Intensive when the bars start to sing and like, oh, yeah, so we're watching musicals after the whole time. I Think, I think it was grease, it was the newsies New York and I like the newsies.
Speaker 4:I think we're gonna watch.
Speaker 3:Chicago.
Speaker 7:Then we'll finish with the midnight early release of Jingleblades.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you gotta describe to him what jingle.
Speaker 7:That is, danny. Here's jingle blades for you, and a small town, not to stay sure no hold on.
Speaker 3:Give me a concept, give me the concept first, and then, concept right now in the trailer. I thought you're singing to me.
Speaker 2:No, we're giving you the trailer.
Speaker 7:No, he doesn't want it song.
Speaker 3:No, I do want it. I do want it song.
Speaker 4:That's why I said give me the concept?
Speaker 3:What is it? What is it singing? Okay, here's, here's the concept, and then what, what chord, what chord are we going through?
Speaker 7:We're going with the C chord, okay, c minor, okay. So the town similar two hours Overrun. I don't remember what just keep talking in the city. It's just in a town overrun by None other than dong blade and his henchmen, his dick is a giant katana.
Speaker 5:Yes.
Speaker 7:Dick is a long blade, the only one that has a dong long enough to hold the strength of the of the. You know the prosthetic blade course movie Danny, would you expect?
Speaker 4:I Chill chill okay. Did we lose? You know, you know and then nipple is cage this fighting dong blade.
Speaker 5:Goddamn you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think we lost, you know yeah, I think we did too, yeah we did.
Speaker 4:Who's gonna be the entertaining one of the podcast?
Speaker 5:you, you're funny.
Speaker 3:Which one? You just tell me the story now Something, something. We get a Zeno back, and then I want to hear from him.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because whenever I came up with the idea, I just was like murky, your nipples are long, we should make a movie called nipple is cage or some bullshit like that.
Speaker 5:I can't remember how it fucking came out was about you were making fun of my nipples and you're like what if you just walked into a dojo and said the fucking, the wicker thing, and then it all just Then somehow, somehow, I screamed out nipple is cage, and then we have a movie franchise.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Saw his nipples, it'd be a pizzeria. He's trying to make pieces for everybody and then he's like a child of Manhattan. I got.
Speaker 2:Now we just kind of just boarded out a bunch of stuff.
Speaker 5:To us to shut the fuck up, because he wanted to hear from you.
Speaker 7:Yeah, I did right. So this town overrun by dong blade and his henchmen, only one hero can save us, danny. That heroes name, nipolas Cage. I know Nipolas cage, of course, is played by none other than merc daddy himself, because his nipples are long enough to hold the Prosthetic.
Speaker 2:Have to put some green screen fucking like motion capture material in, because we don't want to have his nipples actually poke somebody's eye out.
Speaker 3:The green screen is nipples to make them smaller for legal reasons, we have to say their prosthetics.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we can't we can't just say that they're actually nipples, because then we get a fucking adult reading.
Speaker 3:Because he's walking around, roomsticks walking around.
Speaker 7:Yeah, so this movie takes place and around Christmas.
Speaker 2:Obviously it's called Only it only takes place a little backstory. It only takes place around Christmas because we couldn't think of ideas for movies and we said it the we said it into chat, gpt, the whole premise of the movie, and then asked for the movie title and then set it for various times of year. And then we were like what if it came out at Christmas and it gave us jingle blades. So there you go.
Speaker 3:So it's called jingle blades. Yeah, I'm not done, and it's more no, no, that's, I'm trying to fully consume the concept. It's called jingle blades. Yes, it's nipples cage.
Speaker 7:Yeah, please cage no relation to Nicholas cage correct and it is played by murky. Yeah, by murky. Yes, okay, now nipples cage is running all over town trying to disrupt Dong blades forces and I must stop you.
Speaker 3:Who is dong blade?
Speaker 7:Dong blade is the villain of this movie.
Speaker 4:Okay, by me as a ridiculous, and which is has a dong, that is a blade.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so pretty much you have a dong with the katana sticking out.
Speaker 7:No, he's done. He's a good one, a buster blader kind of a deal.
Speaker 5:Oh, more like a buster blade.
Speaker 2:Some bacteria in that.
Speaker 7:Dong blade is Nipples cages Sworn enemy. Okay, just trying to thwart dong blades plans so he can bring back the true meaning of Christmas.
Speaker 3:So what we're going with is upper chest versus hip thrusting right yeah.
Speaker 7:He has two long katanas, but you know, obviously there are no match for a huge dong blade. So as the movie progresses, nipples cages, transported all over town by a taxi driver who's actually played by Nicholas cage.
Speaker 3:He'd love it.
Speaker 7:I don't care right, yeah, you're gonna be just already signed on for four movies.
Speaker 4:I'm sure he would sign on. If we gave him a few forties He'd be a few, four I'm pretty sure you guys, I'm pretty sure you guys brought this to me.
Speaker 3:Like you know, fuck it, let's do it, yeah exactly so.
Speaker 7:Throughout the movie, nipolas cage is thwarting dong blades, hideouts and shit, windoing his numbers until the final showdown between dong blade and nipples cage and obviously nipples cage. Katana nipples cannot compete with I, it's huge dog buster blade.
Speaker 5:I saw, stop it's dong buster blade.
Speaker 3:What are the origin stories of dong blade and nipples blade?
Speaker 7:We don't know that's gonna be in like the third movie when we do like an origin story of them how the adamantium.
Speaker 5:I'm talking, just Structure around around his skeleton. Okay, this time instead of the skeleton it's only around my nipples.
Speaker 3:Okay, xenos dick, yes, okay so, but dong blade is part. Are we? Are we part of like a she right, right you group, or are we just random here a?
Speaker 7:mercenary's. We're in mercenaries, for the most part mercenaries.
Speaker 3:Yeah, well, that size is like, is it? We're going like Mortal Kombat? She right, you versus what are some zeros?
Speaker 5:The win quay Lin, quay Yep, you got something like that.
Speaker 7:Yeah, I mean more like street gangs kind of except nipples cages of one-man street gang.
Speaker 3:Also nipples cages of vigilante, yes, yeah.
Speaker 7:Yeah.
Speaker 3:And what is? What are you then?
Speaker 7:Dongblade is just an asshole with a huge dick.
Speaker 3:If he's a vigilante you have to do something separate. That pissed him off, that he wanted.
Speaker 7:Yeah, I'm stealing Christmas, I'm terrorizing this village and they can't celebrate Christmas. Okay, where's the village at, I Don't know, downtown Chicago? Well, nobody fucking know we're in Brooklyn now, or yeah, well be fuck it, can't know, doesn't matter now we go Manhattan.
Speaker 3:He's pissed off that you're stealing from the rich.
Speaker 7:That's what that's gotta be in a slut. So as the movie progresses, it comes down to a final showdown between Dongblade and Nipolas cage. Okay, nipolas cage is losing the fight, right they're inside of a building, he's losing because, his Katana nipples cannot compete.
Speaker 3:We're doing this on top of the Sears Tower, though.
Speaker 7:Oh well, maybe we progress that, but it starts off in the building.
Speaker 5:Okay, so then that's a great idea they have we brought you in what's a famous Chicago deli that like we can bust through and like have a fight scene like I haven't been to Chicago enough.
Speaker 7:So as the battle rages on Nipolas cage.
Speaker 3:I'm not gonna lie to you, just thought like a random Italian name in this deli.
Speaker 5:Know that place. Danny's gonna watch the fuck out of this movie, oh yeah.
Speaker 7:And all three sequels crazy thing.
Speaker 5:We just released it. There's already nine views. How's that, I Fucking?
Speaker 7:idea. So as the battle goes on, nipolas cage is losing, he realizes.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna stop you. No, you guys start your fighting. Fucking planet Hollywood Planet.
Speaker 7:Oh yeah.
Speaker 3:There is one of those in Chicago. You say you start your fight Hollywood, where they got all the props and everything, and you smash the glass and shit yeah.
Speaker 5:That's where I started, so I did get. No, we bust out of there.
Speaker 3:What are you? Is eating dinner there already.
Speaker 5:The separate walks in just Eating dinner, not doing anything crazy.
Speaker 3:No, it's playing as a restaurant. It's called planet Hollywood.
Speaker 5:It's got a lot of props everything.
Speaker 3:One you send their eating dinner, the other one walks in for reservations. You guys see each other and just straight clash. You start smashing all these like super movie props, so like wookie's fucking goddamn whole body suit and everything.
Speaker 5:Yeah, there we go. So I'm thinking after that's where it starts, we bust out of planet Hollywood, we kind of fight a little bit and then we're each walking on one side of the sidewalk like talking shit and then Dongblade does a hip thrust attack across the highway and knocks us into the shed aquarium.
Speaker 1:Oh, hey, there you go.
Speaker 5:It do a whole fight scene in the shred aquarium with all the fucking underwater life. Shit's gonna be lit. Keep that gas lit. You know, stay on it. Keep it going, you're going. Maybe after the shed aquarium, boom breaking a soldier field. What's happening? Chicago Bears versus whoever Dongblade and fucking and they're still losing.
Speaker 3:All I gotta say is we're gonna, or I'm gonna, stop there. No, I was out there again. No, batman already did that.
Speaker 7:We're gonna do it again, that's true, we're gonna do it better, though. So the end of the fight comes when Nipolas cage realizes we're gonna do it.
Speaker 3:No, we're gonna do it during the Super Bowl.
Speaker 5:Yeah, gotta be bigger and better. It's cold outside. Yeah, cuz it's cold outside, super fucking cold. This, this fucking Super Bowl, is told us on record. You know what happens to dongblades Shrinks. You know what happens in nipolas cages nips. Yes, I'm in it even yeah, I know a lot of great people, a lot of fantastic people. They would all call it dominant as shit.
Speaker 3:It's getting, it's getting harder.
Speaker 1:You're dick is smaller.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, he's got the image cage warps the dongblade and saves.
Speaker 7:Christmas for everybody. Now hear us out for the second movie. Yeah, there's a second movie.
Speaker 3:There's a second movie we got a great ending to the fucking first movie is during the Super Bowl. Yeah, fuck it yeah possible second movie.
Speaker 7:Enter the villain enter the villain.
Speaker 5:We call him the tangler, reason being it's cocoa and ease fusioned ass hair. That's really good at just Tangling things up you know. So he, he the tangler, is gonna have to defeat dongblade, and then Katana Nipolas cage is gonna be like Nipolas cage. I feel like he needs to be. Like we got a fuse to fight the tangler, Because if nipolas cage comes to dongblade and a we can stay after his ass beat then the dongblade is gonna just kill that nipolas cage. Oh, if they both get their ass beat then they're gonna fuck.
Speaker 3:It comes out to the enemy of my enemy, as my friend. Is what it comes down to, yes exactly.
Speaker 5:And no, we're not saving Christmas this time. No, we're saving Easter. And we're going to fucking call it resurrection. Roy Relection, roy Fucking amazing.
Speaker 3:But we have to come. Something has to be something better than just the tangler.
Speaker 2:No, it's the tangler. What does it.
Speaker 1:We have to buy fucking Sharknado movies.
Speaker 5:No, they make Seven what they're gonna be better and daddy our last fucking movie.
Speaker 2:We only thought of the fucking villain. We haven't thought of any plot points. The villain is Cizerclit. Yeah, that was fucking good that was fucking good.
Speaker 5:That was that one. That was fucking good, that was fucking good. That was fucking good, that was fucking good.
Speaker 1:No, we're not the Nelsons.
Speaker 3:No you said Cizerclit, the tangler's ass hairs, that's the tangler's arched nemesis.
Speaker 5:Yeah, the tangler's arched nemesis, the tangler's arched nemesis, and then we pop into part three, where Cizerclit's trying to kill all three of them Exactly.
Speaker 2:So we're just making the fucking way.
Speaker 5:So we're just doing the.
Speaker 2:Suicide Squad, but better they defeat the tangler.
Speaker 3:And he's like yeah, there's someone worse than me. Our name is Cizerclit.
Speaker 5:I can never buy her.
Speaker 2:I can never buy her.
Speaker 1:She's got my hair all the time.
Speaker 7:I was actually trying to see if somebody could best me so I could recruit them to fight Cizerclit, and that's how the movie will end.
Speaker 3:And then we start the third movie. No, that would be our third movie, and then the Helldivers 2 theme plays for the credits. They all match hands and lock into fist. This is us.
Speaker 2:This is Cizerclit's signature line. It's also going to be played by Xeno Surprise.
Speaker 7:You just see me running between like two fucking scenes we're not going to do any cut and then, like a shitty green screen, blanket over the fucking dog way. You'll be at the fucking scene.
Speaker 2:You're going to be fucking running back and forth and then one time you'll run over to the other side to be Cizerclit. You'll forget to cover your dick with the fucking green screen.
Speaker 5:You'll be like he's missing a wick. He's like oh yeah.
Speaker 3:It's just me.
Speaker 5:Well.
Speaker 2:Ian and I are fucking playing the tangler. Just ass to ass. Our butt cheeks are actually fused. We tied all of the ass hairs together.
Speaker 5:Xeno, I picture your dick like Glavinist for any boxer under fans here. The tail on Glavinist, how you pull tails. Oh yeah, that's your dick.
Speaker 7:Yeah, exactly. That's what I was thinking, hey you guys finished.
Speaker 3:All I got to say is Marvel, watch your fuck out.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we're coming. We just got a go fund me for this shit.
Speaker 7:This is going to pop the box office dude. I'm surprised we haven't received mass donations already.
Speaker 5:Crazy. Thing.
Speaker 7:I'm just going to tweet at Netflix. You want to fucking, you want to?
Speaker 2:at Netflix. You want to fund Nipalus Cage versus Don Blate and Jingle Blades.
Speaker 7:Just get some munitions, yeah it's just army buddies.
Speaker 5:Hey, we have a boy.
Speaker 3:We have a boy. We're looking for four movies at least.
Speaker 7:We'll just get munitions to tell the president that this needs to happen, and Biden daddy will do it, because you know you know what's going on. I don't know what this money is going to and he'll just fucking approve it and boom we got six movies.
Speaker 5:We will tell him we are based in Ukraine. Oh my God, fuck, it is fucked. They need help. If we did that, he donated money to a sports.
Speaker 2:Netflix. You want to fund Nipalus Cage versus Don Blate and Jingle Blades. We got an entire franchise played planned out for coming for you Sharknado.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we're going to do you.
Speaker 3:Crazy was crazy was mad that we weren't tweeting during the podcast, so we weren't. He says Sharknado, we're going to Sharktank straight away with this.
Speaker 7:Yes, sharktank, you know what we could do in each of the movies Mark Cuban.
Speaker 3:Do you know what the fuck we're going to do?
Speaker 2:Have you seen Sharknado? Well, movie six is going to be, or movie four is going to be, like Sharknado and Nipalus Cage, but in claymation.
Speaker 7:We're missing.
Speaker 2:I guess, I guess.
Speaker 3:I would throw in. We don't need to read, but if you guys want to give us to her, we'll fucking take her.
Speaker 7:We're missing something super vital here, though.
Speaker 2:Actually we just need a film crew. So if you guys want to provide that for us, we got the actors covered.
Speaker 3:Yeah, because they're following and you got a film crew or you guys know how to do film. I mean we can make these movies happen.
Speaker 7:Right, but guys like, what have we not talked about with this, this entire?
Speaker 6:time.
Speaker 3:So, we're like like where we started and then to our end process. Where do we not talk?
Speaker 7:about. We have not promoted wheelchairs for the blind at all.
Speaker 4:I don't know, I don't know the city, okay.
Speaker 2:The city is the age you for wheelchairs for the blind in the first movie and don't play just a tower in the background like huge towers.
Speaker 7:Just wheelchairs for the blind HQ.
Speaker 2:Yeah, on it yeah.
Speaker 7:And it's visible in every fucking scene, no matter what.
Speaker 2:It's like fucking, it's like the Avengers Tower, right yeah. And as the team grows wheelchairs for the blind, assigns them to protect them and they, they get like an office at the top of the building with a lot of fancy technology. Totally not copying anything that she'll did, oh absolutely not.
Speaker 7:Eventually, we're going to have aircraft carriers come out of the water.
Speaker 1:No, no, no, no, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3:We're not going to have air fortresses coming out of the water. We're going to have air fortresses going under the water. We're going to have.
Speaker 2:it's not a separate. Even better, it's not going to be air fortresses, they're going to be air water close.
Speaker 4:Oh strip was there again with wheelchairs.
Speaker 2:That's a different kind of water fortressy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's going to say. It's going to say you know what? You know what the irony about it's going to be? There's not going to be any, any railings on the edge and it's going to have a bunch of signs that says watch your step, oh no.
Speaker 3:Hey, we're already going under water, so hopefully nobody goes outside of it. That's true, fair.
Speaker 2:We're going to have a balcony inside that has a bunch of signs that says watch your step and no railing.
Speaker 6:Well, now nipple is, it has an hour. It's going to expand in a huge dome to cover the outside of the ship so that you can stay inside of it or outside of it without.
Speaker 2:Yeah, now there's a fucking doing. There's an underwater force field. That's what he's just peeking to the room.
Speaker 4:He's fucking weird dude.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's gonna be. The whole thing is oh, did you?
Speaker 2:have your headset off while we were talking. Yeah, oh, so you didn't hear how we're bringing wheelchairs for the blind in.
Speaker 1:Oh, guess you're going to have to listen to the podcast. I'm talking about another one, guess you're going to have to listen to the podcast now because we're not going to fucking talk about it again 40 years in roughly.
Speaker 3:Well, the whole thing was going to be is we're going to go underwater. The problem is they're going to gather wheelchairs. They're going to feel weightless underwater, so they can walk underwater.
Speaker 6:Fuck. All I'm saying is murky needs to hurry up and get back in.
Speaker 3:Problem is are they?
Speaker 5:going to be able to breathe. That, which I thought you were done, because I was You're fucking.
Speaker 6:You're correction. You weren't beating my ass, ppg was beating my movie, movie Movie.
Speaker 2:Movie four is claymation, so movie four is going to be claymation. All chicken, chicken run.
Speaker 5:You guys like fucking chicken. Yeah, we're just going to redo.
Speaker 2:We're just going to redo the original trilogy, but in claymation for the next three movies.
Speaker 3:We're going to remix it.
Speaker 5:We should remix it. Yeah, we're three movies worth here. We can make three movies that would just be replays what happened in the movie.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 5:Every year.
Speaker 2:Yeah, demons like make money off of that Right.
Speaker 7:Well, they like, they add, like a little snow.
Speaker 5:They add one scene at the end, so you can see one scene, yeah, and then at the end they mash up like two episodes that are old episodes with one new episode and it's a movie.
Speaker 2:Well, we'll put at the end. We'll put the start of movie five, which is wheelchairs for the blind is actually run by Satan. Oh well, that checks out. And Satan and my mom, my dad and Danny's dad.
Speaker 5:And then the internal problem is with his mom being my dad gets mixed in.
Speaker 3:We're going to have to start wrestling and we're going to have to do a wrestling montage and bullshit. Well, he can do that.
Speaker 2:He can do that on his own. I'm down for it, he's got like a fucking great dick to show in fucking tight.
Speaker 1:So he's got a fucking Buster dong, I saw him in that suit.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I saw, I saw in that suit. Yeah, well, I wonder how many more episodes we're going to talk about Nipoli's cage, it's. Somebody commented where's that mega door, that? And is there dog?
Speaker 2:Well, how do we, how do we go from here?
Speaker 3:Well so the only question is where we are approaching from other rear normally. Yeah, Well, obviously, legs up. I mean yeah.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you get it.
Speaker 2:So Claymation for yeah, and then episode five.
Speaker 3:Yeah, now we're going to say, we're going to start wars.
Speaker 7:Yeah, we should do like an origin story.
Speaker 2:We'll call episode and if this cage, was born we'll call episode five and old hope.
Speaker 3:I was going to say we're going to sell it now we're going old hope Fucking.
Speaker 2:they're going to have to binge at the Jedi.
Speaker 7:How about we make movie six just sharknado three, but in reverse?
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, confused the audience.
Speaker 2:We'll make. We'll replace all the sharks with Shrek. There we go.
Speaker 6:And a little bit of Lake Placid here.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I just got it, yeah right.
Speaker 3:White, episode five. I was kind of thinking 80s turned to the G's. The G's.
Speaker 2:The G's are like it, or you could just call them PPs, pps.
Speaker 3:That's too close to the sound they're going to make.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, we're not going to actually use real sounds. We're just going to take this sound alert from the podcast and put it in the movie for all their stuff.
Speaker 5:No, they're going to shoot the movie.
Speaker 2:Yeah, obviously any guns that are fired in this movie, just to come right.
Speaker 4:So yeah absolutely. I know sound.
Speaker 3:We hit a point. We're hitting episode five.
Speaker 4:Right.
Speaker 3:The Tangler, the dangler. I'm going to call Sean the dangler. The nips are all together. They just finished off.
Speaker 4:Who was?
Speaker 3:who was the fourth villain, scissor clit. Scissor clit just got finished off, so we need a, we need a, we need a Communial vinyan villain that we need to finish off in the next episode of episode five, but it has to be able to tie in, of course.
Speaker 4:So what'd you have in mind, congress, what we're taking?
Speaker 1:a search of the gun right now. Ex-tiktok.
Speaker 5:Crazy shit, evan. You can't make a movie about that, though that's illegal but you're aware of, I mean.
Speaker 2:We just want to publish it in the US. We just want to publish it in the US.
Speaker 7:We just want to publish it in the US. We just got to go to China to do it. Oh that'll be Dude.
Speaker 2:China, you want to back us.
Speaker 3:We're going to tax you fucking 27%, but you guys did a good job today. Also, smoke these cigarettes. They're good for you.
Speaker 7:Exactly China legitimately does that.
Speaker 3:They're the number one.
Speaker 7:Exporter of the paper that they use for cigarettes, so they literally tell the population that cigarettes are good for you. You are, you should be able to do that, so you guys are good for you.
Speaker 3:You should smoke them. Do you want an answer? Response on this right now.
Speaker 5:I'm sure of what.
Speaker 3:On this response. There you go. Just got a $5,000 bonus, I got $2,900.
Speaker 7:Congrats or Nipolas cage.
Speaker 3:No, because state federal or Nipolas.
Speaker 2:Okay, I thought he was saying this is how much I'm putting down for this movie. I was all right, right.
Speaker 4:That's. I was excited there for a second, like that's enough, we can make the fucking movie.
Speaker 7:Maybe you got you fucking piece of shit.
Speaker 3:If you guys want me to sponsor, I mean we could do a fucking ditto, fucking movie. A what movie?
Speaker 4:The ditto movie.
Speaker 3:Like I can sponsor you guys, Jackasses.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, we'll take whatever sponsorships we get.
Speaker 7:I think I know a lot of fans.
Speaker 4:They five dollars a month. You could see Coco. I'm not.
Speaker 7:That's the, that's the. I am a nipple. Who are those?
Speaker 2:I don't know, Perky show them the nips, show them to him the nips is right now.
Speaker 4:I'm the nips.
Speaker 7:So I got text dusty, but I know nips, Tell us. I got to tell you something?
Speaker 5:Oh yeah.
Speaker 4:What are you going to tell us? You're not telling her.
Speaker 7:I already told you guys oh.
Speaker 4:You tell me I don't know. Yeah, I did oh OK.
Speaker 1:They use to hey, we need to circle back.
Speaker 5:Yeah, fine, switch right now.
Speaker 3:So what is our fifth movie, then?
Speaker 5:We're coming up with fucking I don't know Age movies right now.
Speaker 2:I don't know if we get to five. We'll just fucking call it the end, and it's just a matter of.
Speaker 3:The only out between everybody, and everyone fights it yeah it's like the ultimate showdown.
Speaker 2:I was just going to play the whole movie. This is the ultimate showdown.
Speaker 7:Wilderman destiny.
Speaker 2:Surprise, the movie is actually only three minutes.
Speaker 5:We went through it once or four.
Speaker 7:Yeah, can we have the kids. How about we do one, two, four and five, that we never make movie three?
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, we skip three and just Suspect is still canon though, and then it was people believe that there's a loss, maybe, yeah.
Speaker 3:Make a suspense and then we release it like five years later. Make it sound solid.
Speaker 5:Yeah, fuck up, I like it.
Speaker 4:Just gaslight our entire community Be like yeah, there was a third movie. What are you talking about? I'm not about that.
Speaker 1:We lost just like a.
Speaker 2:Just like a discord message that they missed.
Speaker 3:fucking, we lost like three years ago, like a fire, house fire or some shit. He didn't chase the batteries out of smoke alarm. So yeah, we lost in the house fire.
Speaker 7:Movie three was buried with Turkey's mom.
Speaker 5:Oh, my God.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we exhumed her body, to put it with her. I wonder if she's liquid by now.
Speaker 1:Probably passed that stage, I'm sure, anyways.
Speaker 4:Thank.
Speaker 7:God your mom buried. Listen to this podcast that we know of.
Speaker 3:How's Peggy?
Speaker 5:doing he's, he's Fuck you Swith.
Speaker 7:Oh, OK, you were talking about switching the game. Yeah, I was like why would switch and know that name? That's me.
Speaker 3:Huh, yeah, huh.
Speaker 4:Do they say my name? No, no.
Speaker 1:Yes, yes.
Speaker 4:We did dusty.
Speaker 7:Get on the mic, dusty, get on the mic. Give her the headset on the mic.
Speaker 5:You guys fucking not not.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, there we go. Look at the yeah.
Speaker 3:We need we need an we need an outside, we need an outside of us. Yeah.
Speaker 1:We need an outside of us dusty.
Speaker 3:So we've come up with four movies. We're working on our fifth.
Speaker 7:How do you think we should approach it Like give us a movie plot.
Speaker 8:A movie plot which one is already. Which ones have you already hit?
Speaker 7:None of it matters, only movie five matters now.
Speaker 2:Yeah, just give us a plot and we'll work with it.
Speaker 8:A plot of any movie.
Speaker 7:Yes, yeah, just like an original movie. We need you to make up a.
Speaker 2:Disney Channel original movie except it doesn't have to be PG, fucking 13. Right.
Speaker 8:Oh no.
Speaker 7:Like one of the movies, is murky with his long ass nipples as Katana's.
Speaker 3:Hey, stop, I'll give you a quick rundown.
Speaker 5:Oh you, piece of shit.
Speaker 2:I like the fact that murky has no idea what's happening Quick rundown Movie one Enemy enemy.
Speaker 3:Movie two Enemy enemy Teams up Person enemy. Is the CMMD Movie three Enemy, enemy, enemy Teams up against a common enemy. Four Enemy, enemy, enemy, enemy, enemy Teams up against common enemy. So we need number five, but it can't, but it cannot be the same as the first four.
Speaker 8:Can it be a good turns into evil.
Speaker 3:One of them turns on them. God damn it. That sounds good, that's good shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's good shit.
Speaker 7:That's good. Yeah, I like it. Yeah, let's do it. Let's put it right that right now Get the fucking board out.
Speaker 3:Boys Pretty much work on work on Justice League, and then Batman just fucking kills everybody, yeah.
Speaker 7:I love it. Yeah, nipolas Cage turns on everybody. Yeah, he knows how you got it All right. Good shit, dusty, glad we brought you in. You can expect a royalty check in the mail in a few years for three cents.
Speaker 3:We're going Batman against the Avenger, just like, correct?
Speaker 2:No, we're doing Batman versus the Avengers.
Speaker 1:I love that. I love that.
Speaker 8:Okay, reach out to Ethan about next week.
Speaker 7:Who Ethan?
Speaker 8:Ethan. Well, who's anything else?
Speaker 7:It's phone number I am, because murky sucks at it yeah, you fucking blow Shit. I don't have Ethan's phone number.
Speaker 8:Do you have him on the good old book?
Speaker 7:I have him on the book of face.
Speaker 8:Yeah.
Speaker 5:You got him on my face, I can get him on your face, if you want.
Speaker 8:I mean, he might say yes.
Speaker 3:I know Ethan would sit on my face. I know that.
Speaker 7:I mean, I'd sit on your face too. No, absolutely.
Speaker 8:Wow, don't, let, don't let down here about it.
Speaker 7:Why he had his chance.
Speaker 3:Now it's in my face also Look at him.
Speaker 7:He looks pitiful right now. Those big old, dumbo ears.
Speaker 3:I can't hear anything right now.
Speaker 2:I hear that one ear, that just sticking way out.
Speaker 7:It's sticking so far out here. Murky, it's almost as long as his nipples. He's going to listen back to the podcast tomorrow.
Speaker 3:All I want to ask is Dustin, do you enjoy listening to us talk about him?
Speaker 8:Sometimes it's funny Some funny right now.
Speaker 7:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:You will take that.
Speaker 3:I'm sorry he's freaking out.
Speaker 1:One thing that really annoys, murky, that you can do right now.
Speaker 5:Do something that really nipples for you.
Speaker 7:Yeah, yeah. Do this to his nipples or something he does enjoy. Look at him. He's getting so mad right now.
Speaker 3:He's trying to complete the game.
Speaker 1:Look at how they told you.
Speaker 3:That's a wrestling thing because she went under his arm. Yeah, he's like yeah, I don't, I don't enjoy this position. That's a wrestling thing. Yeah, exactly what's the thing? That's him fighting it because she's trying to reach under his arm. He does not like that.
Speaker 8:I'm not trying to reach under, I'm just trying to fuck with them.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 8:No, today's like the first day this week that I've been in a good mood, so good, check Good.
Speaker 7:And here's murky trying to record a fucking podcast.
Speaker 8:I know he's going to use the bathroom.
Speaker 4:We got dusty.
Speaker 3:All right, dusty movie number seven.
Speaker 2:We're just going to skip six yeah.
Speaker 8:Right, I was going to be like wait what happened to six?
Speaker 4:We're going to gas. Fight our community into believing. Six was a real movie.
Speaker 3:No six is going to be a repeat of some random bullshit. We already know that, so the man. Yeah, yeah, exactly so seven is going to be what Movie eight is going to be what.
Speaker 8:I don't know.
Speaker 2:Movie seven.
Speaker 3:Movie, eight Movie, seven.
Speaker 4:Movie 13.
Speaker 8:I think we're on movie eight, I agree with Coco.
Speaker 3:No, we finished five, we skipped six, we're going to seven.
Speaker 2:Do our listeners enjoy listening to this nonsense about Nicholas?
Speaker 7:Seven is like a behind the scenes of everything. You're a behind the scenes, but somehow we still make a cannon.
Speaker 3:Let's make six BTS.
Speaker 4:Behind the scenes.
Speaker 3:And then going into seven.
Speaker 2:We'll call it BTA behind the ass and we'll introduce oh my.
Speaker 1:God.
Speaker 2:The guys are going nuts over there.
Speaker 1:They already.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but they already got seven, or they already got five movies. So yeah, six will be like a BTS.
Speaker 8:Listen, anything past going to seven or is not good, unless it's the Harry.
Speaker 7:Potter series Spoiler alert. None of them are good.
Speaker 2:Spoiler light. None of them are good, but we're going to make as much money as Sharknado Right.
Speaker 3:Dusty, we need a, we need a story from you.
Speaker 7:Did you just fart into the mic, coco yeah?
Speaker 8:I don't have a story. I'm sorry. My brain worked for eight hours today, so I understand.
Speaker 1:She gave us one hour.
Speaker 7:That's more than we got out of murky Switch. How bad did you beat murky?
Speaker 2:by the way, because he looked like he was not having fun. He was mad. He beat me that one. Why was he? He was so fucking upset dude. He looked like he was ready to murder somebody.
Speaker 7:He didn't make his own deck.
Speaker 6:Control of his blue eyes, jet dragons. Maybe he should stop being such an idiot.
Speaker 8:Where is mommy?
Speaker 2:Gas. Yeah, she's sleeping to go to work, okay, and a clock yeah.
Speaker 7:Xeno come do with me, nope, fuck you.
Speaker 6:Why.
Speaker 7:Because I don't play that game anymore.
Speaker 6:Fuck you. I got shadowverse just for you, yeah.
Speaker 8:What's the likelihood that I will be able to convince you to spend maybe a day living out our Twilight fantasies in Forks?
Speaker 7:Huh, I'm listening Forks what it's?
Speaker 8:only a three hour drive.
Speaker 3:No Forks. What Forks in the middle?
Speaker 8:Yeah, I have a wedding to go to in Washington, specifically Tacoma, this fall, and I want to go see a West Coast beach Never seen one, one's about two hours away. And then I was like, oh, let me rewatch Twilight. And I was like, oh, let's see how far that is.
Speaker 7:I mean, I'm fucking down.
Speaker 8:It's only three hours Only three hours. Only three.
Speaker 7:Oh, by the way, I'm supposed to send you a link for a hotel because we get a discount if we do it with the wedding party or whatever. Oh, so I was going to throw that to you. See what you work, your cost. Magic voodoo stuff.
Speaker 8:Well, it'll probably be like a 10% discount for a minimum of three days off of your total, because that's what we're looking at for ours down in the good old flowrida.
Speaker 7:Flowrida yeah.
Speaker 8:Yeah, so yeah, we can look at that. I didn't know if you wanted to get an Airbnb instead, or yeah, I'm done with either.
Speaker 7:I'm just. I know obviously cost is a factor for most of us. Yeah, now with the clown.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so you've never been to the West Coast.
Speaker 8:I've never been to the West Coast. The farthest West I've been is Arizona and New Mexico.
Speaker 3:You are on the beaches out there.
Speaker 8:We like.
Speaker 3:Crackheads and syringes.
Speaker 8:Well, we're not going to California.
Speaker 6:I don't know what beaches you're going to dude, yeah.
Speaker 2:The ones with crack edges and syringes. Yeah, what is?
Speaker 7:he doing in the background there.
Speaker 2:He went and told me to do that again.
Speaker 7:Oh, he just pulled something. It's just like being here.
Speaker 3:You drop by, you see a homeless dude. Piss on the fucking sidewalk, I mean.
Speaker 2:What it sounds like a regular day in Gary and Indiana. That sounds like homeless.
Speaker 6:I think you're bad at picking vacation spots.
Speaker 8:Yeah, we're telling you, this is a home town I live in.
Speaker 3:Um yeah, this is not vacation spot, this is a home town.
Speaker 8:I live in. Do you want to go live your Twilight you can see and go to forks for the day.
Speaker 5:Fuck is that Glad he said it.
Speaker 4:Not me, because I have no idea what we're talking about.
Speaker 7:I don't know what she said. Twilight I've never watched Twilight. I've read the books.
Speaker 2:I don't read.
Speaker 8:Go watch.
Speaker 7:I'm not going to watch them. I'm not going to watch them.
Speaker 8:Anyways well the toilet. I like 20 minutes from there, so just saying.
Speaker 6:It's the tourist spot. I'll tell you that much.
Speaker 8:Well, maybe not in October.
Speaker 1:I'm homeless.
Speaker 8:But it is like the You've seen Twilight, then You've seen Twilight.
Speaker 1:Yes.
Speaker 2:Okay, he's a single man. Yes.
Speaker 8:When they're at the beach, talk and he's talking about, like the old legend of the cold ones to Bella, jacob is pushes the beach that they go to.
Speaker 5:I see.
Speaker 8:See, go watch it. It's on Hulu.
Speaker 6:I don't want to watch it. Don't get bitten Zeno.
Speaker 7:Oh, I'm going to get bitten, I'm going to come by you. I'm going to run all the way to Arizona and I'm going to stand in your door, you see, you know what, you know what you run away.
Speaker 6:You're going to flash the things at me like you did If I could father Donovan.
Speaker 7:Hey, listen, it fucking worked.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you're the reason why he wanted to commit suicide. No, he was going to commit suicide beforehand. No, he was going to commit suicide.
Speaker 7:As soon as you showed him his face, he was backing up and grabbing the rope and then I was like, hey, we don't have to do that, everything's cool. And then he was really upset. But then it worked out. I saved them, I saved his life, and you guys thought I was stupid.
Speaker 6:Yeah, you definitely wanted to loot the fuck out of that church. Except I know, as soon as I read a said oh, you guys are assholes. Then you're like oh, never mind, I want to fuck, nope.
Speaker 2:That was like oh hey yeah no that's stupid.
Speaker 7:We shouldn't do that.
Speaker 8:What are you talking about?
Speaker 7:The character was going to be a piece of shit until Switch got called out for being a piece of shit and then you tried to throw a switch on the bus. So then, switch through him under the bus.
Speaker 8:What character?
Speaker 7:So there was a lovely lady in our D&D campaign that Lou Bong was interested in.
Speaker 1:He's listening, he's like don't tell anyone and Switch's character.
Speaker 7:What's your character's name? Illyrian? Illyrian was like, hey, we should go in this church and fucking scour around for loot and shit, and said character was like you're really going to steal from this elderly priest, that's what you want to do.
Speaker 7:And Lou Bong was all in for it until he realized she wasn't down for it. And then Lou Bong was like, yeah, that's pretty fucking despicable, Illyrian. Why would you do that? So he could try to stay in her good graces? But then Illyrian was like actually it was Lou Bong's idea to go into the church initially and steal the stuff, so now she's not interested in either of them.
Speaker 8:Wow yeah.
Speaker 6:It's a good thing. Illyrian is a religious man and he doesn't care.
Speaker 8:Who am I marrying?
Speaker 6:What An asshole.
Speaker 7:Someone who could steal from an elderly priest whose son is dead. Someone is a vampire yeah, he's perfectly dead.
Speaker 8:Speaking of vampires, Shawnee, do you guys want to know a fun fact about the Twilight movies?
Speaker 7:I could care less, but go on, I'm interested.
Speaker 6:So you're a piece of shit.
Speaker 8:Yeah, I am the gentleman who played James that tries to kill said white girl Bella.
Speaker 7:I don't like how you said it.
Speaker 8:I mean, she's just a basic white girl in that. I'm sorry, it's horrible. So his name is Cam Jugande. My uncle married his cousin.
Speaker 7:Get the fuck out.
Speaker 8:Where I can show you a family photo.
Speaker 7:So you like a big time actor still.
Speaker 8:Yeah, I want to say he's done some things I don't know. But then I've also met actors down in Mexico too which I am friends with on Facebook. Nice yeah.
Speaker 7:Well, you're friends with five actors right now too.
Speaker 8:Okay, she gets it, she gets it.
Speaker 7:She's like a cool story bro.
Speaker 8:I know I sometimes Daniel, this is like the first time on the podcast, right?
Speaker 6:Great After when it gets him him middle school mom pussy.
Speaker 2:I've never heard a more true statement in my life.
Speaker 3:Hey, you need me to touch a kid.
Speaker 8:Ready. How was everyone's day?
Speaker 3:I'm also the asshole that just wrote your third, fourth and fifth movie, fair, so suck my dick.
Speaker 7:Yeah, go ahead, do it.
Speaker 8:Back on Nope.
Speaker 7:Nope.
Speaker 8:He's sassy. Why is he sassy?
Speaker 2:Because we're making fun of him.
Speaker 8:Maybe Because he's not Tell him he's got huge cauliflower here.
Speaker 7:Oh, don't tell him that. Tell him he's got huge assets.
Speaker 6:I wonder if you can. Don't tell him which Hold the round.
Speaker 2:Yeah, call the fire, would you say switch, hey, what's the problem?
Speaker 8:with.
Speaker 3:No, what's the problem with these cauliflower here?
Speaker 8:Nothing, Danny. What were you saying Switch?
Speaker 6:I don't remember this one.
Speaker 7:It was two seconds ago, my 88.
Speaker 1:Got that shit Good.
Speaker 6:Rude he's got huge assets.
Speaker 7:Tell him he's got huge assets, but don't tell him which ones.
Speaker 8:Dog, dog, you have huge assets.
Speaker 2:And now we're all going to know that we're talking about his nipples.
Speaker 7:Right. Yeah, we're talking about his ass cheeks.
Speaker 3:What's the problem with? What's the problem with cauliflower?
Speaker 2:It's because murky has it. That's the only thing.
Speaker 7:Yeah, just arrest murky, because he's self conscious about it.
Speaker 8:He's not self conscious about it. He's very proud of it.
Speaker 7:Oh, he's super self conscious.
Speaker 3:No, that's a right of fucking passage. I have it.
Speaker 8:Facts no, David's very proud of his ear.
Speaker 3:My ears are fucking fully solid.
Speaker 8:Do you have a big?
Speaker 3:You're.
Speaker 8:You got a big enough dip in.
Speaker 7:No, that's my dick in his mouth, sorry.
Speaker 3:No, I put a bigger. I put a bigger one in.
Speaker 7:Go put a bigger dick in Prove it yeah dude, you find a bigger dick.
Speaker 2:We got a fucking problem because that must be a black hole on this planet, because then we have to cast him for dong blade. Yeah, what's his name? I need his number.
Speaker 8:Why don't you have this conversation next week with Ethan?
Speaker 3:This Scotty should.
Speaker 7:Scotty, is that what you? Said Scotty doesn't know.
Speaker 2:Scotty doesn't know.
Speaker 3:No, it's just a joke, because my middle name, scott, says me with the big dick. Now people know your first and middle name, oh if you look, if you look at state records yeah, they know my whole fucking name. It doesn't matter to me. I'm in state records, I'm in fucking multiple books.
Speaker 1:What's happening in?
Speaker 2:in murky's one.
Speaker 4:How's your day going? I wasn't great to start off with, but it's ending better than take any math.
Speaker 2:No, you should have taken the morning, though why? Why don't you take it now? Because he won't sleep? Yeah, bro, when I take that stuff, I fall asleep.
Speaker 4:No, I actually get a little perk up like it actually bounces my moods. So, yeah, that's, that's what I'm going to just take tomorrow. Yeah, that was a fucking headache to deal with, because at first, he looked real submissive and breathable.
Speaker 3:Right now, though, I'm going to tell you what. The way you just wipe your lip. I'm about to put it to you.
Speaker 7:About to put it to you. What is he doing? Oh, murky, why are you afraid to come?
Speaker 2:back on the podcast. You bitch.
Speaker 4:Look at them big all the years.
Speaker 2:Look at them, big tits.
Speaker 7:He has some long old nipples.
Speaker 2:Dude. I can see him poking out in the shadow right there.
Speaker 7:I see them peeking out the bottom of the shirt.
Speaker 2:Yeah there, yeah yeah, and his shirt's behind the door.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he's wearing a cut off.
Speaker 7:Right oh.
Speaker 1:God, oh wow, oh God.
Speaker 7:That's wow. I think I can smell his shoes from here too. Oh dude, his feet fucking smell awful His fluggish.
Speaker 2:Let's see how bad.
Speaker 4:Do his shoes smell.
Speaker 8:Oh, my God.
Speaker 3:I was his roommate. I was here in college.
Speaker 2:I was too Not in college, though, what's worth his shoes or my farts?
Speaker 8:Dude his shoes, his shoes for sure, that's impressive, no contest that's impressive he.
Speaker 3:I remember there was one day after work you can't argue, because I got him before he started medicating it.
Speaker 8:Danny, shut the fuck up.
Speaker 3:He'd make the whole fucking dorm smell.
Speaker 8:So I got in my car one day after work with him and it was right after he got off work and he was already a mechanic I wanted to vomit. Sitting next to him I was like roll down the windows. It's disgusting in here.
Speaker 3:His feet are fucking horrible.
Speaker 2:Did we tell the story about what happened with me at Zeno's at D&D like two weeks ago, where I farted so bad at the beginning of the session? Did we tell that?
Speaker 4:No, we haven't told that.
Speaker 2:No, but I farted really bad at the beginning of the session and about you know, 10 minutes into the session, zeno went and found a candle where he had a candle on his desk, and he fucking lit it. I was like, was it really that fucking bad? 10 minutes later, dude.
Speaker 7:I was sitting here and I was just like fart and he just went. Yeah, I was sitting here and I was like man who had it worse.
Speaker 1:Coco's fart is in there.
Speaker 4:Did you guys know the room or Zeno's poop that drove us out of a hotel?
Speaker 2:room. Well, Zeno's poop just stayed. What Zeno took? A nasty shit.
Speaker 4:I told him yeah, the first time we ever hung out it was solid, it was solid problem I told him it was going to happen.
Speaker 7:It was like everybody wants to go in there before I do because it's going to be bad.
Speaker 4:Well, I didn't have had to at the time, but you drove us to the other hotel room.
Speaker 7:Listen, it's a good thing we had two hotel rooms that day.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you're not wrong. I think the next time I ever share a hotel room with you, I am just buying for breeze.
Speaker 2:It's not like it smelled like a three day old shit, except for fresh.
Speaker 4:It was probably a three day old shit, dude.
Speaker 7:Probably ADHD. Forgot to shit for three days. I don't know how you can forget the shit, because whenever it's time to go, my body's like I straight up had to take a shit last night, forgot about it, went to bed and got to work, was like I got a shit right now and it was awful. How do you?
Speaker 2:know, I don't know Shit.
Speaker 7:I know my body's just like you know. We don't have to shit anymore.
Speaker 4:And then my body's like routine what I have to say I am out.
Speaker 5:What are five times a day 100 percent yes.
Speaker 7:They were like maybe once every other day, no so when I came back from saying I had to poop seven times a day a
Speaker 3:natural human is supposed to poop like three times a day. Get the fuck out.
Speaker 4:I normally do too.
Speaker 8:It's not normal to go like every other day or days like in between, so like when I was at your house.
Speaker 2:You're not drinking enough water.
Speaker 4:What is the average a person is supposed to poop? That's what I would like you to look up.
Speaker 7:How much healthy poop schedule?
Speaker 8:OK, hold on.
Speaker 3:This must be three times a day.
Speaker 4:Because I've always heard like just do it when your body's ready for it. I've also heard like there's a set of mouth but there's like so much information.
Speaker 7:You can't force yourself.
Speaker 2:Generally, anything generally speaking it found that 98 percent of participants in the study poop between three times per week to three times daily.
Speaker 8:Well, it says that this one says the regular is anything from three bowel movements a day to one every three days which is three times a week. Yeah.
Speaker 4:So so what.
Speaker 8:So I'm abnormal.
Speaker 4:Abnormal.
Speaker 2:Abnormal is probably not pooping at all for a couple of days.
Speaker 4:Well, like there are times, a day, minimum once a day.
Speaker 8:Easily twice in the morning.
Speaker 4:Agreed, and sometimes I have that one that comes out and then I have the aftershock.
Speaker 7:Yeah, I agree with that. I'm like one and done.
Speaker 2:Yeah, unless I'm sick, xeno just has a fucking gate at his bottom and then like his brain's like open, and then it fucking drops, like four days of poop.
Speaker 5:Yeah, somewhere else.
Speaker 7:No, it's more like a fucking Christmas vacation Fuck it, I'm cool. Mr Shares full Thunder through.
Speaker 3:I can't see it again.
Speaker 2:Jesus fucking Christ.
Speaker 3:Is. It is the natural is three times a day.
Speaker 2:Apparently, I have to go look at Amaranth's stream.
Speaker 3:No, it's not being exotic.
Speaker 4:Why are you?
Speaker 7:looking at exotic gas.
Speaker 2:Told me to look at Amaranth's stream. Are you looking at?
Speaker 1:her stream, that's how you know?
Speaker 3:No, it's because you eat three times a day is supposed to die.
Speaker 7:Jesus Christ, jokes on you. I eat twice a day. Are we doing this?
Speaker 3:You should poop twice a day. You're not consuming enough water to digest.
Speaker 7:Put this on the other monitor, because I'll get copyright right about that. You might do that.
Speaker 5:Holy fuck, hold on Whoa, whoa.
Speaker 6:Why are you guys surprised?
Speaker 4:Amaranth or a click.
Speaker 7:I just I can't look away.
Speaker 5:Oh, she has nothing on, she's got no clothes on.
Speaker 4:She's wearing a bikini.
Speaker 5:Is she?
Speaker 4:Yeah, she is.
Speaker 7:She's just, her ass is eating the bikini, okay.
Speaker 2:Mark, you go open up Amaranth's stream and tell Dusty to look. I'd rather not.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 3:I don't think I want to Mark you would rather live tonight.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you want to see how much money you can make by showing your ass on stream.
Speaker 4:That's just your thing.
Speaker 3:Hey, you put a song on and just stand in front of the camera.
Speaker 4:What am I doing?
Speaker 3:You put a song on and stand in front of the camera.
Speaker 5:Yeah, we totally do that, Bro she needs to clean her fucking pool yeah. I like how you and I both noticed that at the same fucking time. That pool should be fucking spotless.
Speaker 2:Hang on. I'm taking a screenshot of this and tweeting it Amaranth clean your fucking pool. Yeah, you watch. Adhd after dark is going to get canceled for talking about.
Speaker 7:Amaranth's fucking pool. Yeah, we're gonna get canceled by all the Amaranth warriors Probably Just going to be a bunch of people. Mind your fucking business.
Speaker 1:I'm not gonna do that.
Speaker 3:No, because you're talking about their lady. You never had a dirty pool. No, I'm not.
Speaker 5:I don't know, I don't know, okay, fuck off.
Speaker 3:We're about to get white knighted. She's not doing anything wrong.
Speaker 4:We're not saying she's doing anything wrong. We're just saying maybe get a better person to clean your pool or something.
Speaker 2:Right, yeah, we're not Get a new pool boy?
Speaker 5:Go look at the ADHD Twitter right now, oh.
Speaker 2:God Kitty cat nail trim.
Speaker 7:You guys getting the kitty cat nail trim right now, right in front of your faces.
Speaker 5:I can't, I can't wait for ADHD.
Speaker 3:You have to see the only on the, the fans Lee, I almost said only fans. I'm not gonna get a new pool boy. I'm not gonna get a new pool boy.
Speaker 2:I'm not gonna get a new pool boy, I'm not gonna get a new pool boy.
Speaker 4:That's pretty much. It's pretty much, it's pretty much it's pretty much.
Speaker 2:It's pretty much, it's pretty much I'm not gonna get a new pool boy, but it's only fans. Yeah, I'll get a new pool boy. I mean I've got a lot of other recently. I almost said only fans.
Speaker 7:That's pretty much it by them yeah.
Speaker 4:We got rejected just because we, they have two any steps?
Speaker 2:I don't see the tweet. You don't. I posted it. It might be a tweet for one of the single blades.
Speaker 4:How dark is that pool?
Speaker 3:It's super dark.
Speaker 4:Pretty gross looking.
Speaker 2:It's because it says it's under replies. Dude, ha ha, ha, ha, ha ha, do you?
Speaker 1:want me to fucking? Do you want me to fucking delete and make it pop off on?
Speaker 2:the feed. Hang on, I got you.
Speaker 7:Oh, I got it. I see it now Too late I deleted it.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna put the word hey in front of it.
Speaker 4:Hey Jude, yeah, are you gonna take his dad's song and make it better?
Speaker 5:Boys, I got a hot dinner date.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you got, you got, we got you commissioned for fucking 15 more minutes.
Speaker 1:Okay, you're, you're paid up 15 minutes right.
Speaker 4:If you want to see Murky's long ass nipples, make sure to go to the pansley.
Speaker 5:No, I'm just kidding.
Speaker 7:Unless she's wearing a spider-band shirt.
Speaker 2:Alright, so you know I actually made it. So you can fucking see it on the main page. Go fucking look again and fucking tell me that I did it. You had to blow your phone off. There was a hair on it.
Speaker 7:There was a hair on it. It was a Kate hair. It was a Kate hair dude, finish her out strong.
Speaker 5:I'm gonna get food because I'm hungry as fuck and my stomach's eating it.
Speaker 2:You're fucking full loser. Goodbye loser. I guess we should just end the podcast.
Speaker 4:Yeah, let's just end the podcast, murky, the funny one's going.
Speaker 2:Goodbye. Everybody, goodbye, bye, bye.