Hey friends and fellow foodies! Ever wondered if you could have a blast without blowing the bank on a steak dinner? Well, buckle up for this episode because it's a whirlwind ride through the quirky and the quintessential, served up with a side of serious savings savvy. Our gang, joined by the ever-charming Monty, trades insider secrets on stretching those dining dollars at fast food joints and debates the merits of splurging on a luxurious aged wagyu. We even have a laugh over someone's "innovative" steak aging method that might just redefine gourmet for you.
Now, who hasn't had their share of home improvement hiccups or pondered the peculiarities of modern conveniences? Sit back and enjoy as we swap stories of delivery dilemmas, the surprising cost of a Mickey D's run, and the unexpected twists of tackling DIY projects. It's all about the hilarious harmony of life's little chaos, from unexpected strong winds to the allure of virtual avatars. And speaking of technology, we dive into the virtual landscape, musing over the idea of swapping our faces for Vtuber personas, because who doesn't want to keep a little mystery in their online lives?
Wrapping things up, we don't hold back in our cheeky, no-stone-unturned discussion about the hypothetical price of dignity—we're talking risqué dares and romantic misadventures that'll have you in stitches. Then, as we sketch and play our way through drawing games, the conversation veers into a delightful detour of Yu-Gi-Oh game tales and pepperoni-laden artistic critiques. It's a full platter of random delights, with every topic seasoned with our signature humor and a dash of the unexpected. So come for the tips, stay for the tales, and let's share a hearty laugh at this wild banquet we call life!
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Hey friends and fellow foodies! Ever wondered if you could have a blast without blowing the bank on a steak dinner? Well, buckle up for this episode because it's a whirlwind ride through the quirky and the quintessential, served up with a side of serious savings savvy. Our gang, joined by the ever-charming Monty, trades insider secrets on stretching those dining dollars at fast food joints and debates the merits of splurging on a luxurious aged wagyu. We even have a laugh over someone's "innovative" steak aging method that might just redefine gourmet for you.
Now, who hasn't had their share of home improvement hiccups or pondered the peculiarities of modern conveniences? Sit back and enjoy as we swap stories of delivery dilemmas, the surprising cost of a Mickey D's run, and the unexpected twists of tackling DIY projects. It's all about the hilarious harmony of life's little chaos, from unexpected strong winds to the allure of virtual avatars. And speaking of technology, we dive into the virtual landscape, musing over the idea of swapping our faces for Vtuber personas, because who doesn't want to keep a little mystery in their online lives?
Wrapping things up, we don't hold back in our cheeky, no-stone-unturned discussion about the hypothetical price of dignity—we're talking risqué dares and romantic misadventures that'll have you in stitches. Then, as we sketch and play our way through drawing games, the conversation veers into a delightful detour of Yu-Gi-Oh game tales and pepperoni-laden artistic critiques. It's a full platter of random delights, with every topic seasoned with our signature humor and a dash of the unexpected. So come for the tips, stay for the tales, and let's share a hearty laugh at this wild banquet we call life!
Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd
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Speaker 2:I don't know, I know, but we're also late, so I can't win.
Speaker 1:No, I'm the reason we're late.
Speaker 2:But he's also late.
Speaker 1:I mean I find it funny that he joined the channel and then just kind of disappeared. Yeah, yeah what an asshole.
Speaker 3:Who does that to their friends like Nipple's?
Speaker 4:cage.
Speaker 1:That was the dumbest shit that we ever came up with.
Speaker 3:We ever drop it. I don't know.
Speaker 1:No, well, we always say that, and then somehow we do Zayno, who's you? Who you swiping on on your dating apps?
Speaker 2:Not my mom, actually, just text me my grandpa that lives in Arkansas in the hospice and has days to live. Oh, that's a downer right.
Speaker 4:I'm going to need you to put a smile on for the podcast.
Speaker 1:I mean, I don't.
Speaker 2:I haven't talked to him since. I was like a little little kid, like it doesn't affect me much Still.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:He was, he actually remarried and had a few kids with a new wife and then like kind of just forgot about the rest of his family. Was the deal with that? So like I wasn't very close to him, oh, doesn't matter me, of course it sucks for my mom Right.
Speaker 3:That's still her shitty situation.
Speaker 2:That's all right. Only you can know there's a murky about fucking time real mean to Zeno.
Speaker 3:Cook your sweet fucking time.
Speaker 5:Why would I do that to Zeno? What do you do?
Speaker 1:He's a piece of shit.
Speaker 3:Genuinely.
Speaker 5:I don't think he is.
Speaker 2:You guys are trying to beat him so hard.
Speaker 3:Real good guy.
Speaker 5:Real good guy. He's a real good guy.
Speaker 2:I had for a long time. I did keep a roof over his head. You did keep a roof over his head and he made Sticks like he made within an hour, three weeks. Huh. And then he aged them on the grill, yeah, you know cook the stakes.
Speaker 1:They became aged. I watched a TikTok of like aged wagyu and it was like them cutting into it. It was like two years aged and I was like that's, that's a long fucking time outside of it was just black and the inside of it was still red. I don't know how that's physically possible, but I was like that is Get off all that like dark shit and cook what's left. It was $3,200 a pound and they were cutting and they were cutting a piece of wagyu. That was like probably 20 pounds yeah.
Speaker 5:I did see the look on my face at the fans Lee.
Speaker 1:I would, I would. I would much rather just go to the supermarket and get a reasonably priced piece of meat Right.
Speaker 5:I'll go get it I could buy the entire meat section.
Speaker 1:I could buy the entire meat section for $3,200.
Speaker 5:I could go by half a cow for like an all organic farm like the fuck.
Speaker 1:I'll age. I'll age my beef myself.
Speaker 2:I'd like to have white, white. Is it? Why do? Why you wagyu wagyu, wagyu wagyu? Wagyu wagyu, wagyu, wagyu wagyu wagyu I'd like to this decade, or you're going to be such a pretty voice. Him back there.
Speaker 5:Check it out in the fan sleeve.
Speaker 1:Yes you were saying you would like to have wagyu Zeno. Is that that it? Yeah? Is that that all you could do? That's it.
Speaker 3:Never had it before I technically have a here in the states because I love wagyu.
Speaker 1:I've never had $50 a pound on Amazon. It depends what kind you get. Well, that's the kind that exists on Amazon.
Speaker 6:I highly recommend that you get a five wagyu, Otherwise it's just going to taste like a normal steak.
Speaker 2:That's unfortunate. If murky cooks it, it's just going to taste like a normal steak Right.
Speaker 6:One of my friends took me to a restaurant in New Orleans once and they didn't have the steak that he wanted in the wagyu, so he got me the filet. He's like one of us is eating the wagyu, so he bought it.
Speaker 1:Nice, that's fair. What a piece of shit.
Speaker 2:Probably like $500 for a six ounce steak.
Speaker 6:It was like 110.
Speaker 2:OK, for a four ounce steak, yeah, probably.
Speaker 1:I mean, if I spent $110 on a meal, I'd be pretty fit because I couldn't afford anything else.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that was just the house salad, with some sides Right. The house salad is thirty dollars for a one leaf.
Speaker 6:It came with bone marrow.
Speaker 2:A leaf, a crouton and a dab of a Slug. I hate fancy restaurants.
Speaker 1:for that reason you go there and they're like this is so exquisite. I'm like bitch. I'm still fucking hungry. I could go to McDonald's and get probably lesser quality, but compared to the dollar that I'm spending, I have fucking way more bang for your buck.
Speaker 2:I mean, it's absolutely lesser quality.
Speaker 6:I get three definitely lesser quality.
Speaker 4:And you're looking to fill yourself up. And that's true I can add one, I mean not anymore, McDonald's ain't priced for the work in mando.
Speaker 6:Yeah, you remember switch and like seventy five dollars on breakfast.
Speaker 1:Nothing's priced for the working man anymore. A.
Speaker 2:Ben's soft pretzel first Thursday of the month is two dollar pretzel day. He's got a point price for the working man.
Speaker 5:So hear me out. Taco Bell's new. Taco Bell's new menu has a cheesy gordita crunch box. Is the cheese gordita crunch of beefy five layer nachos. Five layers are solid Five layers always, that's a staple after tax, out the door, nine dollars and like a sense, yeah, or something weird like that. That's not terrible, not as good as the five dollar chalupa box, however Right, the five dollar chalupa box was the chalupa like two tacos the burrito, the Cinnatwiss, cinnatwiss and a drink for five bucks.
Speaker 6:Yeah, you know, you know these hacks though Every time you're like, oh, I want Taco Bell, but it's so expensive. I'm like did you look at the new box? Yeah for real. Yeah, did you look at the enchilada burrito box? Because it's eight dollars.
Speaker 2:I was like you get everything.
Speaker 2:Like I'm hungry but like it's so expensive it's half the box. Guys is like let me, let me turn you on to something here. Literally like whenever I'm hungry and gas is in the chat, then I'm like man, I don't want to spend that much money. Oh, she's like hey, how about this discount though? Like one night I wanted pizza and I was like I don't want to pay for like delivery and shit. It's expensive. So she's like no, go to Domino's, you're going to get two like medium one toppings. You go to the deals tab, you click on this deal.
Speaker 2:That bitch is like fifteen dollars for two pizzas. I was like, fuck yeah it is gas, it is.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I save so much money, I bought myself a brookie.
Speaker 6:Yeah, I didn't get to this size by not eating.
Speaker 2:Fair, fair, fair. You know the tricks of the trade.
Speaker 6:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:So, speaking of the working man not being able to afford McDonald's, I saw a vid. I saw like a it was either a reddit post or a TikTok the other day and it was just like you know, it was like Europe. It was like Europeans what isn't the US ready to hear? And they were like, yeah, so the US is capitalism until you're rich, then it becomes a socialist economy with bailouts and everything like that. I was like you fucking, no, fucking way, I mean.
Speaker 2:I mean.
Speaker 6:Also speaking of McDonald's being too expensive. So Coco got paid twenty five dollars to like buy food the other day with the company card because he had a lunch meeting and he was like, hey, we're going to try and get food for both of us, ok. And I was like, all right, cool. So he went through. He was able to get a 20 piece nugget. We had to split a large fry. And then he was like so do you want a drink or more food?
Speaker 1:I was like I'll take a drink. Yeah, I was like do you want drinks? You just want more food.
Speaker 5:Slap Mcdonalds here and there, maybe a double chicken If I went to McDonald's.
Speaker 1:I could have gotten a little bit more, but I had to door it out because I couldn't.
Speaker 6:And he had to include tip in that twenty five oh there, so it was really like 20. It's like normally if we order McDonald's we get like the forty piece nugget thing that comes with two large fries and like you've got two days of food, At least two meals for two people, two days.
Speaker 1:you order it by yourself.
Speaker 6:Yeah, I've done that before. Back in the day, you know the Martins days, I'd go to McDonald's Forty, forty piece nugget.
Speaker 2:I've been doing that, like with DoorDash. Once a week they have like a they'll do an offer where you can get 50% off up to like an order $20 or more. So I'll like order like two meals, which typically, if I'm smart about it, gets me just over the $20 threshold, and then I'll do like a five to $7 tip depending on how far away it is. But then I get two meals and I put one meal in the fridge and then I can eat for two days on like $12.
Speaker 6:Hey, you're a smart boy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it doesn't include tip, but you know it's still yeah, yeah. And I get that shit brought to me Back.
Speaker 6:Pretty fucking nice. You can get so much stuff delivered to your house even at like 9pm. You can get so much stuff delivered to your house.
Speaker 2:There was one day I was working on a sink in my kitchen. I had to put a new faucet in, and I had already made two trips to the hardware store and I wasn't fucking making a third trip. But I needed like one of the hose that went from the sink to the hot water line. For whatever reason, the one I had wasn't working, for it was I think it was just rusted out and it just wasn't screwing back on or something, and so I was like I'm not fucking going back to the hardware store, but I door dashed one from like local supermarket fucking brought that shit to me in like 20 minutes. I was like this is fucking first world problems right here. This is pretty fucking all right.
Speaker 6:Like day one of me and Coco having the house. We needed trash bags. So we door dashed trash bags, Never again. They're the worst trash bags I've ever received.
Speaker 2:That's awful.
Speaker 6:They brought us expired trash bags. I swear they were so stuck together when you were trying to open them they would rip.
Speaker 2:I commonly forget to get kitty litter, and so I'll like go to clean the litter box out and put fresh stuff in and be like, oh should I ran out and I have to door dash kitty litter.
Speaker 1:I just have a chewy auto ship for that.
Speaker 6:You auto ship. It nice, you could set up one of ship.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you save money if you auto ship it.
Speaker 6:Yeah, but like what if you end up with too much of it?
Speaker 1:Then we use it as a thing to prevent the front door from blowing open in the wind.
Speaker 6:That's true.
Speaker 1:Maybe we should fix that. Yeah, maybe, or I could just keep an extra thing of litter, I could fix the door.
Speaker 2:You know I could have an extra thing of litter. You know, tomato, tomato.
Speaker 6:I think I think he was streaming or doing this one night and I was literally in bed and it was storming outside and all of a sudden I just heard this loud ass noise and like I could feel the wind in our bedroom and I was like what the fuck happened? Did like a branch go through the window or something? No, the front door blew open and the gusts that were coming through were so strong that it was blowing, like you know when you have like the like square thing that goes up to the attic.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 6:It was blowing the board up on that. It kept blowing up and then coming back down and then another gust would come through and it'd blow back up again. So imagine me just like sleeping, waking up and I'm like what the fuck is happening, yeah, and then I'm like in there trying to fix it and it wouldn't. It was awful.
Speaker 1:It was all fucking cocoa was playing video games. There was also another time where I was streaming, like when you were, when you were working nights gas and we do have a deadbolt, it just blows open. Yeah.
Speaker 2:It blows the deadbolt open.
Speaker 6:Yes, yeah, I don't think that they drilled the did it, rip it like the pocket?
Speaker 1:No, it's deep enough it closes the deadbolt and then the doors open. It doesn't.
Speaker 6:We only have a deadbolt. It doesn't have the other one.
Speaker 5:Hold on, hold on. This doesn't make any fucking sense.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, tell me, because I let me tell another story. I have a second story of the dead.
Speaker 5:If you have a deadbolt locked over. Yeah, you're telling me that the wind comes through the crack in the door, so hard it happened.
Speaker 1:It happened twice. You want me to explain that multiple times.
Speaker 6:What it's happened multiple times.
Speaker 2:This is the epiphany of orange cat energy.
Speaker 5:Check out the fans to see fucking Kate and all his glory. That's a nice asshole. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's like sure.
Speaker 1:Whenever gas is working nights and I was streaming on a Friday night having drinks, I ran out of a drink and I can't hear when my headset's on. The shit going up there, yeah. I walked up and I'm like why is the fucking floor wet? And then I looked and I was like I have no idea how long that door was open for. So I immediately went right back downstairs and I was like guys, you're going to end stream, because I don't know where my cat's at.
Speaker 2:This was before we had Jariah.
Speaker 1:I ended it and I was just like I shut the door because I didn't know if she was inside or outside? Well, she was outside because as soon as I opened the door back up to go look, once I confirmed she wasn't inside. She was just sitting at the front door and opened the door and she just goes and then ran inside and I'm like so you ever going to go back outside again? You look like you hated it, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6:Ken confirmed it blows the deadbolt open.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we're going to need to take a look at that. If it's not fixed by the next time, we're all over there fucking literally vibrating the door, so dust, or I'm trying to.
Speaker 6:So here's my thing. I don't think I don't think that they drilled the hole deep enough for the deadbolt to go into. I don't think so. Even when we lock the deadbolt over, it barely goes in. So it's not like completely, it's not like the mechanism's locked.
Speaker 5:It's not locked, I'll lay over.
Speaker 1:If you shut the door, it could probably start wiggling over because it's not fully engaged, and I don't think you can fix that one. We'd have to get some sort of thing we mount on the backside, because the deadbolt itself like it's like that much space to that and like a window that is attached to the door frame.
Speaker 2:We can definitely fix it.
Speaker 6:Well, we're going to have to Well, I think half of the issue would be fixed if we changed out the door knob too.
Speaker 4:Yeah, because it's not a door knob.
Speaker 6:It's like a handle that turns instead of like an actual door knob, so it doesn't do anything.
Speaker 1:It's not. It's not an. It doesn't even lock. It's not an outdoor door.
Speaker 6:It's literally an indoor door knob.
Speaker 5:I'm pretty sure you got some woodworking tools.
Speaker 6:I know, but we can get some. I know there's an ace down the street.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I have a fucking circular saw.
Speaker 2:We can get you. Oh, now we're talking.
Speaker 5:Yeah, cocoa, cocoa.
Speaker 4:We can go one day and I was like, oh, like I didn't know what kind of saw and I went out in the shed and I was like cool, Let you buy this.
Speaker 6:My credit card you were using this outside without telling me yeah, that's how I you need to be supervised.
Speaker 1:It's how I sawed the aluminum channels here to size.
Speaker 2:Nice I used the hands on. It was a pain in the dick.
Speaker 1:Yeah, let me tell you the circular saw it was. It was pretty easy, but, like the first one I did, I learned that you have to be very, you have to hold on to it very tightly, because I got the one piece off.
Speaker 6:Oh.
Speaker 1:God, it's shot out. It's shot out. My one friend who was putting the the new door knob on the back back yard and fucking flew past him and it landed outside around the corner somehow. I'm upset.
Speaker 2:That's hilarious.
Speaker 6:Also, it's time to murder my first. Everybody Not sponsored, not sponsored, but I wish we were not sponsored yet Right, Liquid death.
Speaker 5:If you're out there, if you're listening.
Speaker 6:I'm friends with eight bit. Give me a sponsorship.
Speaker 1:Gas V tubing coming soon. Yeah, you should really try the podcast with your Vtuber instead of your actual camera.
Speaker 6:I was just thinking that I was like people can pay to see what I look like now.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6:Hmm.
Speaker 2:Weird feeling.
Speaker 6:It's weird. I wouldn't, even know how to show it on Discord. I feel like.
Speaker 5:I think about it during the day. I'm basically a prostitute, and then I don't know how to carry on. I feel like I should make more money if I was a prostitute with this fat ass Like I should make it.
Speaker 6:Let's try this. Do you guys want me to debut my Vtuber on Discord? That'd be fun.
Speaker 2:I mean, we don't mind.
Speaker 1:You see that thing where it says start virtual camera on the right there.
Speaker 6:Yeah, one second I got to open Vtube Studio.
Speaker 1:I got to make this full screen. You just go looking at my Discord server the whole time.
Speaker 2:I just found out, I have two uncles that are 21 and 24.
Speaker 1:You're older than your uncles.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because my grandpa remarried and had two kids.
Speaker 6:You just found out about it, congrats.
Speaker 2:I just found out how old they were. I kind of forgot about them. I knew he got remarried and had kids.
Speaker 6:I just found out that they existed no.
Speaker 2:No, my mom texts me because he's on his deathbed.
Speaker 6:Oh fuck.
Speaker 4:I know I ain't yeah.
Speaker 2:I didn't really know him.
Speaker 1:I saw him once when I was really young, to Zeno, because we wanted you to be a piece of shit. But we gas you one too many times for it to work.
Speaker 5:Yeah, yeah, you're right, the week long gaslighting is what really did it.
Speaker 1:Now we're going to have to gaslight you into not saying something to make you the bad person. So try to get you to say something, and when you don't want to say it, then you're the bad person. Now he's going to overthink everything we ever say to him. You're welcome, markey. All the smoke is being contained.
Speaker 5:I am being used to headphones right now.
Speaker 2:I'm hungry.
Speaker 1:Well, you should go fucking gas, you should eat some.
Speaker 6:Yeah, what are you? What are you feeling? What are you feeling? I'll find you a deal.
Speaker 1:You just were talking about how good gas is at the deals. I don't know.
Speaker 2:I really want a steak. We're talking about steak now on one steak, good luck.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean to be, fair he does have a lot of stuff around him that could give him.
Speaker 6:Isn't there a new steak place over by you, like it's new from? I think there's like a salt grass by. Yes.
Speaker 2:There is a salt grass. That is the gas.
Speaker 6:Yeah, I saw that when we were driving by the other day.
Speaker 2:Is it open?
Speaker 6:You should get salt grass. I don't know, maybe it's not.
Speaker 2:I don't think it is. Yeah, I haven't drove by there.
Speaker 5:I don't think it was open, but I mean that was three fucking four weeks ago.
Speaker 2:Opens in March.
Speaker 5:It says March.
Speaker 6:It is March.
Speaker 2:But it doesn't say open now. Damn them. Do they have a phone number?
Speaker 1:They do.
Speaker 5:Call them. Are you guys fucking open?
Speaker 2:I'm on the fucking podcast.
Speaker 5:I know you don't know who I am, but you should. Ok, you should know.
Speaker 2:You knew what was good for you.
Speaker 5:We made a nipple of cage yeah. So we're the creators of a new movie, and you ever heard of the G blades? 70 will this Christmas bitch yeah 70 pounds of New York fucking strips.
Speaker 4:What was the name that I came up with.
Speaker 2:It was the Tangler.
Speaker 1:No, I can't, it was after the Tangler the future, the future.
Speaker 5:My sister. That's right, I forgot about good old. How could?
Speaker 2:I.
Speaker 4:That's the third movie.
Speaker 6:How do?
Speaker 1:I hit start virtual camera. Now go to discord.
Speaker 7:Oh, they're not open yet.
Speaker 6:Shit Sorry, I took my glasses off.
Speaker 1:I can't find discord. Select OBS virtual camera as your camera. Alright user syncing you can use that right where the camera button is too. Oh really, yeah, you see the little arrow that pops up where the camera is at On the bottom. Click that and then you can select your camera and then turn it on. You gotta click the actual button now down at the bottom. That's how you do it. There's the YouTuber.
Speaker 2:Bone in ribeye $43.99. Ah, guess what? It's 21 ounces, though. It's registered up here Center cut filet 9 ounce $34.99. Where's that Wagyu beef? I don't think I got one. That's unfortunate. I ain't got it, damn shame. Only 10. This is the thing. Subscribe to the OnlyFans.
Speaker 1:Subscribe to the OnlyFans. How's it going?
Speaker 2:Actually it's a fan Going.
Speaker 5:What you doing there On fact of the day.
Speaker 3:Photoshopping a thumbnail because I kinda checked out when you guys were talking about something I have no connection to.
Speaker 1:That's fair. I'm gonna tell you about the thumbnail I need for my next episode on Cities Skylines. I finally started editing it and then Adobe Premiere was like I don't want to work right now, so I put it back down again on the edit Damn.
Speaker 2:Albeck Steakhouse is selling a sirloin for $12. It probably has a cancer in it. Comes with a side of Aussie fries God damn it.
Speaker 6:Albeck steakhouse there you go.
Speaker 1:Maybe you should get that.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna get the third one. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1:That's why.
Speaker 2:I'm like an 8-out.
Speaker 6:Get that what's delivery fee Is that, like the meal it is, a meal Comes with fries.
Speaker 2:Alright, guys, what do you think?
Speaker 5:I gave up on that.
Speaker 6:I was gonna say every time I look up at the picture all I see, is anime titties, I mean it's a plus right.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm not a complainer, I'm too enthralled into food right now, the only.
Speaker 6:thing that could get about. That is like Let me find Zeno a deal.
Speaker 2:Any time I look away from the food I see tits, and then I get lost in those for a little bit and then I go back to the other room.
Speaker 5:I'll make you some motherfucking bros. Oh shit, you know, do I break two blocks? Let me see.
Speaker 6:Door dash Switch it to Zeno's address.
Speaker 2:Why are there steak combos so fucking expensive? Where's the fucking Joey shit? Maybe that's a kid's meal steak. It is actually.
Speaker 6:I just realized that, what I mean.
Speaker 1:You can have the virtual camera be its own scene, like choose a scene for the virtual camera. But that's cool.
Speaker 5:Put on your hot water.
Speaker 6:You'll have to teach me how to do that.
Speaker 5:I'll just think about that Hot water cooking in the bag. What am I doing? Log steak, the way we package the ground venison as the one pound packages. Take that and just put the water on as hot as it will go and just put it on there for half hour and it'll be done. It'll be like a tube steak and then you can eat my dick. Did you say tube?
Speaker 6:steak Tube, steak, that's dick right.
Speaker 1:Yeah, You're eating a tube steak.
Speaker 2:You know your fucking dick is like a quarter pound, though, right.
Speaker 5:Not even Thank you, not even.
Speaker 2:Thanks for being so generous, appreciate you.
Speaker 5:That's pretty nice of you.
Speaker 1:My dick probably would be just barely be more than the dollar menu because of prices.
Speaker 5:I've seen little barbecue noodles with tube steak All right Zeno, so you want steak.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 6:Do you care what variety it's in? Because you could get hibachi steak for 21 bucks.
Speaker 1:God damn it. Don't do this to me. I want hibachi now.
Speaker 2:You should get hibachi Coco.
Speaker 1:We don't have hibachi, I'd have to literally leave.
Speaker 6:And they have a spend 15, get $20, sorry, 20% off up to $5. Well, fuck.
Speaker 2:I mean, that sounds like a fucking deal, right Like God, kodo, kodo.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 2:I know that's not so hard. What's wrong with Kodo?
Speaker 5:Hey Kodo be doing it.
Speaker 6:I've had Kodo.
Speaker 1:I haven't. What is Kodo? It's a hibachi place.
Speaker 6:Isn't it like a change? Is that the place we went to with?
Speaker 1:Miles? Technically no. No, there was a different one, yeah.
Speaker 3:That was just a hibachi buffet.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, yeah, we went to. Yeah, it's just called hibachi, right? Yeah, it's just a hibachi buffet. Hibachi grill.
Speaker 6:Oh yeah.
Speaker 5:I've had that too. What do you mean? Right now, you fucking flex up on your chair again. Yeah.
Speaker 1:You should have seen him when he did that. You flexed up on your phone.
Speaker 6:You look pretty good. Yeah, Kodo's good. It's the one that has the elephants outside.
Speaker 2:Where do I find this fucking hibachi Sendor?
Speaker 6:dash Dake Sendor dash.
Speaker 2:I'm looking forward on the menu.
Speaker 6:Search for oh, it was literally like the recommended hibachi steak. Search for Kodo.
Speaker 2:Most ordered.
Speaker 6:It was featured items at the top.
Speaker 1:Are you just trying to click through and look for it instead of searching? You could also just search steak.
Speaker 6:Yeah, you're fucking stupid.
Speaker 2:I did search steak. You fucking cuck.
Speaker 6:And the bright side about going there. You could also get a little sushi if you wanted to.
Speaker 1:He calls you a cuck. Yeah, he's fucking you, are they what? Somebody else is fucking you, are they? Um and the answer was no, immediately. No, don't worry. Whenever I ask her if she loves me, the answer also isn't immediately yes, that's pretty much it, yeah.
Speaker 2:It's usually like hmm, yeah, I guess so Well you kind of pissed me off earlier, now that you asked. I'm kind of thinking about it.
Speaker 5:yeah, Crazy shit.
Speaker 2:I hadn't really put much thought into it before, but now, since you're asking me, I'm kind of thinking about it and I'm just you know, Maybe not.
Speaker 3:Ba-de-de-de-de. Ugh oh.
Speaker 1:And that was juicy and wet. Go on, that's it. You didn't want to say it, but it was one of those where you just automatically go over and repeat what I said and it makes you sound weird, fucking loser. You're fucking a creep. You're a fucking creep.
Speaker 2:You're a fucking creep. How dare you fucking?
Speaker 1:objectify me. How dare you look at my wet dick that I must have pissed all over myself?
Speaker 3:Pissed all over the piss.
Speaker 2:Pissed this sirloin from Papa Vino's.
Speaker 6:Ooh, I do love Papa Vino's.
Speaker 2:Pretty good. Got the angler sirloin steak.
Speaker 4:Do you guys want to see some of my scenes?
Speaker 6:since we're just fucking around, or Of course.
Speaker 2:Oh, you have to fucking fall. Oh shit, michelle Wacka, deli steak and chicken. Aw, oh, no you just died it looks very Sailor Moon-ish.
Speaker 6:What yeah, Captain Carrot made it for me, you can't say city names.
Speaker 5:What are you doing?
Speaker 4:That's true. Did you just fucking say a?
Speaker 1:city name.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 6:That's the name of this restaurant?
Speaker 1:What was the name of the restaurant?
Speaker 2:What was it called Michelle Wacka deli steak and chicken?
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, good thing I don't live near you.
Speaker 5:Good thing that's good. Fucking. It was an Indian tribe name Fucking.
Speaker 2:It is actually yeah.
Speaker 5:This will look different because my position will be different. When I get assassinated.
Speaker 2:I didn't kill myself, Fucking fucking kill myself, fucking, fucking, call me high as shit one night. I don't remember what it was about. It was the fucking apartments that were going up in downtown Elkhart and it was like the price of them were just like astronomical, like super crazy prices for the area that it's in.
Speaker 1:I feel like they used to have another city name.
Speaker 2:We talk about it all the time because it's the met capital of the world. Fair enough, it is. So Birkin calls me and tells me about the shit I didn't even know. The conspiracy theory of life.
Speaker 5:I called him at 10 o'clock at night on FaceTime. I'm like you have to listen to me.
Speaker 1:How high were you.
Speaker 2:He was fucking suited dude Bro was so fucking high. Several times he would get close to the mic and be like Zeno. I'm fucking telling you right now I know I joke about it a lot, but I didn't fucking kill myself. If I end up fucking dead tomorrow, I didn't fucking kill myself, zeno, look at me. I didn't fucking kill myself.
Speaker 5:He didn't tell him himself they're coming for me, I'm confident.
Speaker 2:I'm blowing the fucking whistle on this whole organization.
Speaker 5:They're gonna fucking be coming for me Realistic fantasy world around this shitty ass town and shitty ass part of town because it's on a river and they're like, oh yeah, we'll charge $1.9 million for these units when they are dog, shit, dog shit.
Speaker 2:Right down the street you can buy meth.
Speaker 4:Yeah, literally, I might be able to buy meth there If you can afford a $1.4 million apartment.
Speaker 5:you could probably afford meth yeah they have a couple nice pictures, like when no one's around, like just of the river, and then all the rest of them are just hand drawn images of like shit, they what we see in the future, and blah, blah, blah. All this bullshit. I'm like dude, this is a fucking scam.
Speaker 1:Murky, was it on the time that? You took the blue pill.
Speaker 2:No, this was much longer after.
Speaker 5:This is a recent. It's all a joke. I was joking.
Speaker 1:This was literally like two weeks ago.
Speaker 5:I was cutting this down To see our next session about the scams in our local areas and how we're gonna fucking stop them.
Speaker 1:You were fucking zuded out of your mind two weeks ago, talking about apartments that were too expensive for the area, and you were whispering to Zeno. I didn't kill myself.
Speaker 2:If I wake up tomorrow and there's a suicide note.
Speaker 1:Don't believe it.
Speaker 5:Look at the handwriting. You know what my handwriting looks like. I don't like it's dog shit.
Speaker 1:Xenos over there trying to contemplate what he wants to eat still.
Speaker 2:I am. Yeah, there's this. Hear me out here. Yes steak meals. Twenty six dollars, you can't you.
Speaker 1:You start off at fifteen dollars, and now you're twenty six.
Speaker 2:But this one has an herb, bone marrow butter on it.
Speaker 1:That doesn't. You could have had her. She's a.
Speaker 2:For twenty one has her bone marrow butter.
Speaker 1:Is it worth the extra fucking six?
Speaker 2:I don't know, it looks pretty fucking delicious.
Speaker 1:Going to be disappointing it sounds like it might be. It's going to be disappointing because you're getting it delivered.
Speaker 2:You probably right.
Speaker 1:You're going to have to deal with mellow warm steak. I get it cooked medium anyway, so what's going to be cold, no matter what, by the time it gets to you.
Speaker 2:Now Don't live in the middle of bumfuck Egypt.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but steak. Steak loses its temperature really quick.
Speaker 4:Right.
Speaker 1:They usually don't put it in fucking heat sealing, fucking packaging. They usually just put it in like a fucking plastic bin or something, and then they do around here. I'll do that. How much was like a?
Speaker 2:four dash puts it in like a thing that's like insulated, kind of like a pizza delivery.
Speaker 5:Yeah pizza bag. Yeah, tell me, they don't wrap it in aluminum foil.
Speaker 2:You talking to me.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Well, it's like. The thing is, the bag is insulated like aluminum foil type material.
Speaker 1:You're going to have a dasher that had a bag full of cold goods before you go, and then he's going to switch out the cold goods from his bag and then put your warm stuff in that bag, and then you're going to just have a cold bag of stuff.
Speaker 2:I'd be fucked up of them. Why would he do that? Because your door dasher. Why are you doing this to me, God? I got lost in the toaster.
Speaker 1:I'm not sure. They're not there to make your food warm, they're just there to deliver as much as possible. You know they can eat it, that's true, that's true, but a little crisp on the crooked you.
Speaker 5:Oh, crooked yous on there. That's where I go.
Speaker 2:You lot a hush puppy.
Speaker 1:I'm pretty sure by now people can triangulate where Xeno lives because of all the restaurants.
Speaker 6:Oh yeah, they know where you live now.
Speaker 2:That's fine, I'm drinking.
Speaker 6:I vote for you because you can get.
Speaker 1:Xeno also wants pussy for dinner.
Speaker 2:The anime titties got me feeling some kind of way, you know.
Speaker 6:Hey, you can always call Sasha.
Speaker 2:Yeah, all right.
Speaker 6:So get you a smoke rib eye with a side of poutine.
Speaker 1:Poutine Side of pussy. Mercedon is in an alley.
Speaker 5:My last break. I'm not so lucky.
Speaker 2:It is really good to if you are feeling like pussy.
Speaker 6:They do have a poke bowl and that's probably pretty close yeah.
Speaker 2:You can smell it to kind of remember what it used to be like.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh no, I bet you it sounds like this too.
Speaker 5:If there was a bug in front of me right now, I'd fucking smash it.
Speaker 1:OK, I know.
Speaker 4:I fucking support my brother.
Speaker 1:Most normal people think you're talking about a fly, but I know what you were talking about.
Speaker 2:Yeah, exactly Nightly present a podcast this thing is like cool. You just said you were going to kill a fly on your desk. That's amazing.
Speaker 6:man Like oh um Story bro, hey E.
Speaker 3:What's up?
Speaker 6:Are you OK?
Speaker 3:Oh, like I said, I just kind of checked down and started making the thumbnail for Gameboat.
Speaker 6:Oh, I miss you. You haven't been talking. Usually you carry this podcast.
Speaker 3:Normally, yes, but the moment the ADHD is strong, the ADHD is too strong. Yeah, I understand.
Speaker 1:Oh shit, you fucking bring. I'm going to fucking if there was a bug right in front of me.
Speaker 5:I'd fucking kill it. I just fucking with my face fucking OK, this guy's stupid. Democracy, independence and fucking liberty dude for super. Oh, super. You're not playing Helldivers too Super You're not fighting for super.
Speaker 1:None of us have played it today.
Speaker 5:Are you.
Speaker 3:So I played in Switching Matt.
Speaker 1:I did too. Yeah, every time I come in to play you communist socialist, I mean, I'm communist and socialist. I'm making sure you can still use your fucking brain which is here, yeah, he's been here.
Speaker 3:What the hell, what the hell, what the fuck.
Speaker 4:Switch to the anime titties.
Speaker 3:Oh my.
Speaker 1:God anime. Oh my God, what you making for dinner switch.
Speaker 3:Making grilled chicken thighs and rice pilaf and some vegetables.
Speaker 2:OK guys, I've made a decision.
Speaker 1:Yeah, what is that You're?
Speaker 2:going to say McDonald's? No, it's not McDonald's.
Speaker 5:I got a regular red burrito from you know where.
Speaker 2:No, I got a steak and shrimp fettuccine.
Speaker 5:Fragrant Don't.
Speaker 2:Does the restaurant name Corabas?
Speaker 6:Dude, I almost went to Corabas. I was like, oh, they're kind of expensive.
Speaker 2:They are kind of expensive. It is really good I've had this. Is that a Chinese several times. Yeah, it's a chain. It's Jane. They're still good, though. Yeah, it's like an olive.
Speaker 6:Yeah, it's like Olive.
Speaker 1:Garden, but fancier. Well, yeah, there's one in Merrill Beach that my uncle always wants to go to, but I'm like, why would you?
Speaker 6:It's not fancy enough that I'd go there on vacation.
Speaker 2:Right, yeah, it's like a date night kind of thing. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6:Yeah, it's like. Yeah, I put it on par with Texas Roadhouse.
Speaker 1:Yeah yeah, I would agree that Taxi bro, we need to go to Texas Roadhouse again. We'll be there in a while.
Speaker 6:It's true, because you don't take me on dates anymore, do you want to go? Somewhere. I'm just kidding.
Speaker 2:Could you keep those anime titties in that house, man? Yeah, this is what I look like out the real world.
Speaker 5:By being money like Coco Day night.
Speaker 6:Oh yeah, I haven't even used any of like the the toggles.
Speaker 1:The problem is like what? Oh yeah, you didn't show us like the, like the ears and stuff.
Speaker 6:So here is my heart eyes.
Speaker 5:Super fucking Aw.
Speaker 6:The ears actually don't come off. I didn't make that a toggle. Oh, this is my sad face.
Speaker 2:Wolf. This person's dating profile says I'm looking for someone who is dominant as I am Me too, what is she saying?
Speaker 1:All right.
Speaker 2:She said I'm looking for someone who is dominant. As I am submissive, I'll show her fake profile. She's got a Harley Quinn cosplay.
Speaker 6:Not only she does for him, guys.
Speaker 1:We should now work. He's here calling him Shawnee yeah, what the fuck. He's busy. So I use my real name on stuff too. So we're going.
Speaker 2:We got to. We got to do the edit for the one time.
Speaker 1:And I'm not editing shit. You guys are the ones that made me record. Yeah, I'm not going to be honest.
Speaker 6:You were. You were yelling at Dusty. That one time You're like you're going to dox us. You're going to dox us. Yeah, you were. This toggle takes some of her clothes off.
Speaker 1:Um, okay.
Speaker 6:What happened? This toggle takes some of her clothes off. Look, whoa.
Speaker 1:Whoa, so are we.
Speaker 5:Shoulders.
Speaker 2:I'll be honest, I missed all of it. I was staring at your tits.
Speaker 1:He was expecting the kids to come on.
Speaker 2:I was just waiting. I was like when's it going to happen?
Speaker 5:Tassels. Oh my god, the next movie after fucking. What was the name? The clit, what Koga? The?
Speaker 2:scissor clit. Yeah, yeah, the next round.
Speaker 5:Yes, is the Tuber Titty tassel attack.
Speaker 2:Oh, I love it, the Tuber Titty tassel.
Speaker 6:Attack and this one is just a Toggle. A what toggle? The teeth? He made the teeth wrong.
Speaker 1:He just made him like normal.
Speaker 6:He's there, he can't really tell. I'll go closer. This is the one teammate and I was like bro, those look like shit, because I wanted shark teeth, but then also I got these ones.
Speaker 2:Look at these little things no, no, no, no no.
Speaker 6:No, no, no, no, no, no, no no no, no, no no no no, she's ready to bite scissor clit yeah.
Speaker 2:We deserve, but the hero we needed, we're gonna ask is be and then the Tuber, titty tassels coming. And it's like the rest of the movie's live action reelectors that we just have this one fucking VTuber into the scene. I want a VTuber talking to Claymation scene. Have you ever heard of chicken? Yeah, we've been over this. I love it when murky he goes. Yeah, we're going to chicken run.
Speaker 5:We've been over this I love it when murky he goes yeah, we're going to chicken run and then we're going to chicken run, we're going to chicken run, we're going to chicken run and then we're going to chicken run.
Speaker 4:We've been over this we're going to chicken run.
Speaker 2:And then he looks at me, gives me the double middle fingers. I was like what the fuck is this about?
Speaker 1:Yeah, we were playing that game. He's like don't you remember this one time with the podcast? We're like no.
Speaker 2:Yeah. And then I was like okay, Now that you fucking. Last week I was like Story, I guess I remember it now, now make it all claymation and then Coco goes.
Speaker 5:You ever see chicken run and everybody lasts like fuck you guys. Yeah.
Speaker 1:You were so bad, but it's because you used the joke.
Speaker 4:I was making a reference to your joke then Is
Speaker 1:bullshit.
Speaker 5:Is bullshit Is bullshit.
Speaker 1:How's that thumbnail for game boat coming along? It seemed like it's going to be real intense.
Speaker 6:I'm sure it's going to be amazing.
Speaker 3:Figuring with a few things.
Speaker 2:He's actually just selling all of our information. I think it was funny.
Speaker 1:I think it was funny when toast was like you could make a new video and I was like, bro, this is why we wanted you to be the editor, because we don't have time for game boat. And he was like, well, it's hard to toast is like it's hard to edit something that's going to get so little views, and I was like you think Welcome to creation toast.
Speaker 3:How to start somewhere, buddy.
Speaker 1:Who will?
Speaker 4:Who will?
Speaker 6:Oh hey, coco question Since you just desert things on my table, can we do something with these? I didn't even know those were over there. Yeah, thank you, dice are over there. Dice, no, it was part of his camera thingy.
Speaker 5:Oh I so in Pokemon yellow I beat Brock last night.
Speaker 6:I'm so proud of you.
Speaker 5:I have Pokemon yellow.
Speaker 1:Did you commit the war crime where you burned down the gym?
Speaker 5:No, I'm just going to play it through as at one full run. Here's the thing when I learned quick attack, I accidentally double clicked and I deleted Thunder Shock, damn. So now quick attack is the only move I have, which really, really sucks.
Speaker 2:But did you know, when you interact with Brock, he says my, my Pokemon are rock hard.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I read it and I expected it like to say like fucking like your mother or some dumb shit afterwards, cause I was thinking of you assholes. That was last night I beat Brock.
Speaker 2:So How'd you beat him?
Speaker 5:Pikachu and Pidgey Odo. I had Pidgey Odo start and just sand attack the fuck. I'm a geodude and he only hit me like once. And then he sand attacked the fuck out of Onyx, and then he only hit me like twice.
Speaker 4:Nice.
Speaker 5:I didn't really have any other options, because in yellow, if you go up to the forest you either get a metapod or Caterpie. There you go.
Speaker 2:Outside of Buter City you can get a Neuran that has double kick.
Speaker 5:Oh, he's not around in the grass forever, everywhere. So yeah, just you leave Viridian.
Speaker 2:City. Right on your way to Buter City, there's that patch of grass that you don't have to walk in. You can walk around it. I'm not, I'm not fucking checking the bullshit.
Speaker 5:I'm doing it. I'm doing a fucking honest run. I'm just doing it. Do it. It's fun. I like playing on the Gameboy Advance. I have to be in the light. I have to have a light right behind my fucking head.
Speaker 1:So I can just get one of those fucking old fashioned warm lights and plug it into the that's how.
Speaker 5:That's how we did it back in the day, right Already on that shit. But I just like to you know yeah, we play this fucking game. Check out the fans. Let you see what light. I used to play Pokemon yellow.
Speaker 1:It looked like the Pixar light Basically. It's so bright.
Speaker 2:I'm like my future.
Speaker 1:I thought that was dark and grim.
Speaker 2:I gotta be like that.
Speaker 1:I'm not. I'm not a nice person.
Speaker 6:Yeah, I think um in Viridian City if you like, go left like you're going towards the Pokemon League, but like you can't fully get there, you can get Neat Iran over there too.
Speaker 5:I remember correct For a minute just. I guess I didn't really stick around in the grass either. Yeah, my main, my main upset is Switching out quick attack for a Thunder Shock Cause Missy's next, obviously.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 5:So that's cool.
Speaker 2:But in yellow you can get a Bulbasaur before her gym right.
Speaker 5:I don't care, can I? Yeah, I'm pretty sure you can.
Speaker 2:In yellow you can get a Bulbasaur, charmander and Squirtle all before like Lieutenant Surge. All right, maybe I'll have to look this up. I remember how you get Bulbasaur. I think it's one of the houses and it's really in city. Somebody will trade them to you If you go to.
Speaker 6:Melanie in Cerulean City and as long as your Pikachu is happy enough and you have space in your party, she'll give you a Bulbasaur.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 2:There you go, Marty. Yeah, I've tried that.
Speaker 6:I bet you she'll say your Pikachu fucking hates you.
Speaker 2:Your Pikachu is like this motherfucker dumb as fuck.
Speaker 6:He told me forget.
Speaker 2:Thunder Shock taught me quick attack. Yeah, like this motherfucker thought I was going to learn Volt Tackle after that shit, he gave me fucking quick attack and Thunder Wave.
Speaker 5:I have one attack move and Thunder Wave growl and fucking like a leer or something.
Speaker 1:Hey, don't knock on Thunder Wave.
Speaker 5:Hey.
Speaker 1:Thunder Wave fucks as soon as my Pikachu.
Speaker 5:Oh, by the way, my Pikachu is named Ronnie and my Pidgeotto is named Coco. I'm waiting for, and my rival is named Zeno.
Speaker 1:Of course, I'm surprised you didn't catch a Vaporeon and name it Coco.
Speaker 5:I haven't gotten that far yet, but I might. Coco number two.
Speaker 2:Coco number. Wow, what's going to?
Speaker 6:be named gas Hmm.
Speaker 2:You should honestly name the Vaporeon gas. So fucking fuck it.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 6:Oh no.
Speaker 1:In terms of human Pokemon breathe.
Speaker 5:Oh no.
Speaker 1:You took a drink of your fucking alcohol and you laugh after the cup.
Speaker 5:This is just a Coke zero. Thank you with alcohol.
Speaker 1:Raise that pinky, so you're timing on that slurp with what murky did was on, was on par and you're well scary, I'm a professional slurper.
Speaker 2:Coco's like. Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1:I don't even have a. I didn't have a response for that.
Speaker 5:They're going to lay in that night. Coco's going to go stand up against the door and be like so door. What are the door stuff?
Speaker 2:What are the?
Speaker 1:doors. Show me that slurpy action.
Speaker 5:I'll do the door stuff.
Speaker 6:Well, do the slurp stuff but, but. But. Then I did.
Speaker 2:And then they did.
Speaker 6:But they did but they did.
Speaker 5:I got the fans to see what that tongue do yeah check out my butthole, can't?
Speaker 1:Yeah, you heard me Check out my butthole.
Speaker 3:And you heard him.
Speaker 1:I want to share my ass. Crack on the fans. Are you guys ready?
Speaker 5:Yeah, do it, do it.
Speaker 6:Yeah, where's that beautiful girl of yours? Is she home?
Speaker 1:What if I just show the right side of me?
Speaker 5:Oh, without your dick on the fans we hey hey. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no. You know I need you to fight that brain cell. Subscribe to the fans right now, Cause you know.
Speaker 6:Don't? You guys have no subs.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I'm not going to do it till we get a sub.
Speaker 5:It's. You don't even have the dicks coming out. Zeno with a picture real quick. He's like, yeah, with how your dick dude.
Speaker 1:Oh man, I'm taking 60 pictures a second.
Speaker 6:I didn't know the boobs can move this fast.
Speaker 5:It's like the time it will be Gee, gee, gee, Bye oh okay, I should have thumbnail.
Speaker 6:Oh, did you.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 6:Well, I did set it up to where, if I look right, the boobs oh that the opposite way. So I look right, it'll look left and the boobs go opposite direction.
Speaker 2:They do that do be happening Do this fucking thumbnail looks great, is that?
Speaker 1:did you put yourself as psychic? And I have the bite, god. It's been so long since we played Pokemon Colosseum. I would love to see that come back, I love the sea common.
Speaker 5:You're back.
Speaker 2:Oh.
Speaker 1:I can arrange that if you want. Yeah, I want you to come on. If you subscribe to the only fans for $500 a month. We will yulges.
Speaker 6:I will be a table and I'm just going to play my video game.
Speaker 5:He's going to be like what was that? Coco? Yeah, I'm going to be like what was that?
Speaker 2:I'm going to be like what was that he's just going to be like what was that?
Speaker 5:It's raining outside. I'm going to get my shirt off and that pants on, but right, we don't want any of that to get $1000.
Speaker 2:$1000 will come on his ass.
Speaker 5:No, we won't 2000.
Speaker 4:For $1000 in his ass.
Speaker 5:We'll film Coco and Zeno fighting me to try to Merky how much money to come in your ass. What's your?
Speaker 1:butthole worth.
Speaker 5:I would have to do that.
Speaker 1:How much? No, no.
Speaker 7:How much is your ass worth?
Speaker 5:$17 billion.
Speaker 3:Okay, that's the fucking number?
Speaker 1:Oh, it's because there is a limit. How much is your ass worth?
Speaker 5:You know you can handle a little bit, but if I can at least get a billion, there's, you know, 7 billion out of it.
Speaker 3:Probably enough that I can live well off for the rest of my life.
Speaker 1:So like $50 million. That's a lot Got to account for inflation.
Speaker 3:Right.
Speaker 5:I'm saying that's only 25 years.
Speaker 6:I'd probably do it for like 500 K you got the money.
Speaker 2:You know you're going to spend something Zeno how much for how much for you? Let somebody come on my ass.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 5:Coco Look right into the camera.
Speaker 2:I almost feel like I'd rather it be somebody I didn't know. Because then you don't have to look at him after yeah, like knowing like that guy came in my ass you remember but like we'll do the memory wipe thing on the other person.
Speaker 5:No it's, still it's like I know what?
Speaker 2:it's just like this a man, a man. A average penis.
Speaker 5:That's where you're getting.
Speaker 6:If it's cocoa, you might not even feel it, wow.
Speaker 2:Put a whipped cream topping on your ass.
Speaker 1:I get a cherry as well.
Speaker 2:Um, oh, what is?
Speaker 6:happening there.
Speaker 2:I'd probably Damn Probably like a couple hundred K. I do it Wow.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's fucking cheaper than me.
Speaker 5:I never make it big. I said 500.
Speaker 6:K.
Speaker 5:I'm coming, for I make my first $400,000.
Speaker 6:Zeno is more willing to get fucked in the ass than me.
Speaker 2:I mean for financial stability. That would be pretty nice. I have a low debt like you fuck around for like a year.
Speaker 6:If you ever find someone to pay it I'll try and give you some tips because, like I can't do it.
Speaker 2:But I have a lot of gay friends that like uh, my one friend that works at my old job, Um, he was saying there's something that you can take that like releases the muscles in your asshole, so like probably a muscle relax or yeah, some kind of a muscle relaxer. Um, he's like yeah, and then slide it right on in fucking pry that bitch right open yeah.
Speaker 6:You could also use some anilies. I've heard.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'd do whatever it takes.
Speaker 5:The money.
Speaker 6:Zeno said I'm getting that 200 K.
Speaker 5:I'm drug myself. Yeah, yeah, probably six, 700 K.
Speaker 2:I'd probably be super fucking drunk oh definitely be drunk. Halfway through what's going on and start trying to fight the person, like are you trying to fuck me? The fuck, bro.
Speaker 1:Now we're gonna be doggy style, or is this going to be with you two locking eyes while it's happening?
Speaker 6:Oh, it better be doggy style it have to be.
Speaker 2:I couldn't look.
Speaker 1:In your eyes while they came in your ass and they were like oh, the only way, as a man, that you should want to get fucked in the ass missionary style is if it's a girl.
Speaker 5:Dude, I'm good on that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't. I don't think I may have seen a video of that once and it looked extremely romantic.
Speaker 1:If you were for the romantic version? How about for somebody to? Look you in the eyes while they do it.
Speaker 6:No, no, no, no. But hear me out, hear me out. She was, she was, he was, he was on bottom. She was on top, but it was like edge of the bed, right, so it wasn't really even on top, it was edge of the bed. She was fucking him in the ass, but she was jerking him off at the same time.
Speaker 2:That's commitment. Yeah that's talent.
Speaker 1:Did this come hit the ceiling?
Speaker 4:Yeah pretty much.
Speaker 1:We fucking put a hole through the fucking roof and shot the neighbor.
Speaker 6:Exploded out of him.
Speaker 5:Well, I mean, like I swear to God, when Gaz is looking up her porn search, she's like Pegging.
Speaker 6:No, no, no, no, no no. It's like the mail Actually one of my friends showed it to me and he's apparently into that and he was trying to convince me that I should do that to him long time ago. A lot of happened, coco, and I was like, no, I'm OK.
Speaker 1:I don't want to look you in the eyes. You fucking shoot a fountain to the moon. It's like the male G spot.
Speaker 4:You hit your stuff, like it makes sense that it would be that.
Speaker 1:Imagine if you had a fan on in the room and it fucking went up into the fan.
Speaker 2:Oh, God, you're never getting that shit throughout the room.
Speaker 1:It would be like your room was covered in spider webs at that point, except they're coming home now Fucking coming webs.
Speaker 6:What do you think?
Speaker 3:I don't do that anymore.
Speaker 6:Anymore.
Speaker 2:Don't do what anymore, he's stuck in the butt. Yes, I don't let Shannon peg me anymore. That's what's lost them.
Speaker 3:He is hit like the end of like the honeymoon stage where it moves into that roommate stage. And then you know you're like I'm tired of this, and then you guys talk it out, and then you go back to the honeymoon phase type deal. You know, you know the one you know the one. No, I'm pretty sure Shannon's just doing my shit half the time.
Speaker 2:I don't think so.
Speaker 5:You're way too popular.
Speaker 2:I agree.
Speaker 1:You guys are cute together at the same time. No, I mean.
Speaker 6:I burp Merck, you're going to go kill that bug. And me and Merck burp together.
Speaker 5:No, I was going to burp while I drank the rest of the soda. No, burp was ready.
Speaker 3:OK.
Speaker 1:I heard you suck that in before you fucking burped it. Yeah, I did, yeah.
Speaker 2:This is what the fucking podcast is going to do now.
Speaker 6:We're going to show girls burping.
Speaker 1:Every time you look down, your your avatar just goes.
Speaker 6:I know I'm literally doing it. Well, I can lock it in place, so it doesn't do that.
Speaker 1:So, zeno, do you order food, yet?
Speaker 2:I did. It's about 10 minutes away.
Speaker 1:Oh, OK. So what's your saying? That we have 10 minutes until the podcast ends Five minutes away and then we get to judge.
Speaker 5:No, is that?
Speaker 2:how long? It's almost an hour. Oh, you got to check out the food.
Speaker 1:Well, yeah, we're going to. I hope it looks so sad. Oh, it just looks so shitty. So you know it's going to taste good undercooked steak.
Speaker 5:You got any games that? We can play for five minutes no probably not All right, yu-gi-oh tournament Fuckin four person bracket Two and two rock paper scissors for who's one, two, three, four or for the?
Speaker 2:same amount of enjoyment for you. I can just come over and fuck you in the ass.
Speaker 5:Maybe On that bike. I mean that bike. I'm bad to go.
Speaker 3:Yeah, dude, I can't believe Zeno forgot how to start his bike the other day.
Speaker 2:No, I forgot that. I left it in first gear. We were about ready to tell you.
Speaker 1:You put it in neutral. We were about killed and you were still in first year is what you bet.
Speaker 5:Say yeah, no, I had it parked in front of.
Speaker 2:Mrs apartment and it's on a little bit of an incline, so I left it in gear so it wouldn't roll back, yeah. And then I was trying to start it and it wouldn't start and I was like what the fuck? Like it's five minutes trying to figure that out.
Speaker 1:It's like clicking like it's ready. It's ready to start, and it took a while.
Speaker 6:It's ready to start and it took me being like, hey, did you put it in neutral?
Speaker 2:Like I was convinced. I was like, well, I'm just going to have to try to push start it, so I would have gotten there eventually. And like oh yeah, it's in fucking gear. And then guys like, is it in neutral? And I was like no, it's fucking not, because I parked it in first because I didn't want to roll away. And then I was like duh, that's why it's not fucking starting. But like my brain just instantly like skipped the obvious thing and was like going to have to push start at batteries dead.
Speaker 2:I forgot how even though you fucking rode the bike over here and it had no fucking problem before. And it's turning on the headlight, Literally like.
Speaker 6:I don't know, man, I don't know what's wrong with it and I was like, oh fuck, we're going to go. Next generation, we can play Gartik phones, gartik phone.
Speaker 1:What is that?
Speaker 6:It's, it's in the it's in discord.
Speaker 1:Discord has a thing called Gartik phone.
Speaker 6:I just started playing it.
Speaker 1:It's still loading for me.
Speaker 6:Oh well, I just started it, I'm not playing it yet.
Speaker 1:I guess I had to authorize the app. Oh God, Can I mute it?
Speaker 4:Oh.
Speaker 1:Oh, what are we doing?
Speaker 6:Do you want to play Gartik phone?
Speaker 2:Sure. Join the damn activity Buy you a nice seafood dinner. It won't do that, god damn it. What are you looking up on DoorDash now?
Speaker 1:No, it's the fucking access things.
Speaker 2:It's like things it will do and it says like set your current activity, but then it has an X next to buy you a nice seafood dinner. Like it's not going to buy me a nice seafood dinner. Yeah, it's an app. It can't do that shit. I guess I'll authorize it anyways. What are we doing here?
Speaker 1:I don't know, start it up. What are we?
Speaker 2:doing here.
Speaker 1:I don't know. Start it up. What are we doing?
Speaker 6:It says that you have, everybody has to write a quirky sentence, and then you have to drop someone else is going to get that sentence and you have to draw it and then people have to describe what they think they see in the drawings.
Speaker 1:All right, let's go.
Speaker 6:All right, I'm home. Hi, Lena Hi.
Speaker 1:Well, I got my sentence in, so it just has to be like is this like drawful? But we come up with the pumps.
Speaker 3:I think so yeah.
Speaker 6:Yeah, that's what it sounds like.
Speaker 2:Oh, no. Yeah, I'm glad that we all have the same idea.
Speaker 4:Apparently.
Speaker 1:Oh no, how am I going to do this? Well, this is pretty bad, but Everybody.
Speaker 3:I'm out of time, I can't, you and I.
Speaker 4:What.
Speaker 3:Oh, Monty decided to join us.
Speaker 6:Oh, hello, monta Gomery.
Speaker 1:Monta Gomery, I'm not the best drawer with a mouse he said drawler. I'm on a fucking peg Zeno. Oh God, fuck it. Let's go. Let's go with that. Um see, markey's going to come back and be like what the fuck is going on, guys? Oh, also for our listeners who are listening to the podcast we've run out of stuff to do so now. We're just playing games and filling time, so Stick around, or something funny might happen.
Speaker 4:Or probably should be your food's here.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you have to show me that fucking that steak, go see.
Speaker 6:They ask you how you are, you just have to say that you're fine when you're not really fine, you just can't get into it.
Speaker 2:Thank you. I roll the one, I roll the one, fuck, all right. What do we have?
Speaker 1:We're like this is a long timer. Oh, it's my turn to describe this scene. Oh, jesus Christ. Oh, do I have to type it out? Oh, I guess I just have to type it out.
Speaker 3:Oh, I think we all get this.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think we all. Do we all get the same one, or is it a different one?
Speaker 3:I mean, do you see something with a lot of dollar signs on it?
Speaker 1:Nope.
Speaker 3:Okay, so oh, yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, is murky getting beat? Is that what I hear? Oh, jesus Christ, oh geez Okay.
Speaker 6:Oh God, I don't even know one of these differences.
Speaker 1:Just draw whatever you think it means.
Speaker 2:I'm just going to draw the same thing, I think.
Speaker 1:This is so fucking stupid dude.
Speaker 5:Oh God.
Speaker 6:Oh God, what happened? My discord crashed. I think Fuck. Nope, you're still there. No, I crashed, Look.
Speaker 1:You're still talking. I can still hear you.
Speaker 6:It was weird Okay.
Speaker 1:Oh this is so stupid, dude.
Speaker 2:Me and.
Speaker 4:Buller is going to mash you up.
Speaker 1:You watching right now murky.
Speaker 5:No, no, you got live stream.
Speaker 2:This is the pasta.
Speaker 5:Oh, all right, it collided on steaky shrimp pasta. You see, I want to see by. I want shrimp steak, noodles and the greens on one bite.
Speaker 2:Oh, it smells delicious.
Speaker 1:I'm done with mine. I forgot to mark done Jesus Christ. Are we going to go through all of the? Is this like the one when you like, draw gas, draw gas, draw gas sort of thing? Maybe I don't know we're almost out of time, by the way.
Speaker 3:Yeah, whoever stole, draw it's me.
Speaker 2:There you go murky. Her drawing is fantastic.
Speaker 5:Oh, it's all. It is Miley Sucking out the news.
Speaker 1:Oh, we can automatically voice over the sentences. Sure, let's do it like this.
Speaker 7:Xeno getting pegged for 200 K. Xeno comes on murky for a lot of money.
Speaker 1:Oh, no, oh, that was.
Speaker 2:I'm paying a lot of money for this.
Speaker 7:from murky's perspective, Nipolas cage fighting the tangler. Yeah, nipolas cage versus the tangler there we go.
Speaker 1:That was great.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I love it. I love it. Who's next?
Speaker 7:E Xeno coming on murky's ass.
Speaker 2:Of course I got that, I got it.
Speaker 1:Oh, it's fucking hilarious.
Speaker 2:That is hilarious.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's what this was.
Speaker 6:Fucked in the ass by purple dick, oh God. Do we do another one and invite murky. We should.
Speaker 1:This is actually really fun. Come on, murky, join the fucking activity. Gartik phone. It's Gartik phone. Join the activity, murky. All right, that's everybody. Anybody else in Yep?
Speaker 3:Easy, hang on, wait, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it I got it, I got it I got it I got it, I got it, I got it, I got it. I got it All right Got mine in.
Speaker 1:I got mine in, oh no.
Speaker 6:Somebody's still writing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, murky, you still writing.
Speaker 6:There we go.
Speaker 4:Oh God, no, I'm not funny.
Speaker 1:What Not funny? No.
Speaker 5:Do we just click done.
Speaker 1:No, you draw, you have to draw, oh fuck.
Speaker 3:So you best click that edit button there, baby. This is so stupid, I'm so stupid, I'm so stupid.
Speaker 1:I'm so stupid, I'm so stupid, I'm so stupid, I'm so stupid, I'm so stupid, I'm so stupid, I'm so stupid why I can't draw anything besides stick figures.
Speaker 2:but this is ridiculous. We still recording the podcast.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, we're still recording.
Speaker 3:I think so, yeah, being real quiet. This is going to be a shitty podcast. Hey look, look, look, dude folks.
Speaker 1:This is probably my fault for checking out.
Speaker 2:No no, we have some good topics. I mean, we talked about Gezi's tits for a little bit, or VTubers tits Was good time Was good time. Hey, if you could like not sit in front of the fucking monitor, that would be great, dude.
Speaker 4:Wait, what did I miss?
Speaker 5:I'm going to get to edit it. What am?
Speaker 1:I only if you want to edit it. If you're done, come on, come on get done.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, I'm done.
Speaker 1:OK, yeah, what's up, what's up.
Speaker 2:What do you mean?
Speaker 1:You're talking to him my name, but you kept saying my name. I said Kate, oh, I thought you were saying my name, that's a code. What did I do? I hope mine makes sense. This pasta fucks you fuck. What was that?
Speaker 3:That's just letting you know. You only have a few seconds left. Oh right, there we go.
Speaker 6:Oh, god oh what?
Speaker 3:Oh is what the fuck.
Speaker 2:I'm really confused what this is.
Speaker 3:All right, that's my best guess as to whatever that is.
Speaker 1:I don't know how to spell this word, apparently.
Speaker 5:These are made by oh no.
Speaker 1:Oh, what the fuck dude.
Speaker 2:Um.
Speaker 1:Oh, my God.
Speaker 3:Oh, my desk got crashed.
Speaker 6:Um, I did the same thing. It'll come back.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I figure.
Speaker 1:I fucking messed up here pretty hard.
Speaker 3:An active.
Speaker 1:Is there a?
Speaker 6:big eraser button.
Speaker 3:There we go, ok.
Speaker 6:No, just make it white. Oh, there is actually on the right I erased the background.
Speaker 1:Oh well, just do something like this, something like this, and then this is so fucking stupid, dude, um.
Speaker 5:Yeah, baby.
Speaker 1:Yeah, baby, oh man, I can't wait for people to hate this episode of the podcast because we just stopped talking and started playing games. Yeah, go watch it on the fans you get to see at least what I'm doing. I'm going to subscribe to the fans for the full experience.
Speaker 5:See all the dick pics that we're drawing. I mean, this is basically like rule 30, whatever a fan on it, right Rule 34. Perfect.
Speaker 1:Clearly Markey isn't cultured. Didn't even know the number. Oh yeah, but we're wrapping up after this. We're out of stuff to do, oh yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5:I just want to see the next picture. I'm done with mine.
Speaker 1:Well, it'll play it all back for everybody, markey, at the end.
Speaker 5:Yeah, how was the steak and shrimp?
Speaker 2:It was very delicious.
Speaker 1:You're very delicious. I tasted you the other day.
Speaker 3:Well, thanks, all right. There we go. Oh, OK, Um oh oh, oh, oh oh, I'm going to assume that.
Speaker 1:That's fucking funny. I'm sorry whoever got my picture. I didn't know how to draw. All right, we got. We ready for this.
Speaker 3:All right, yeah, I'm ready for this.
Speaker 1:All right, here we go. Gazz is now dusty beating Murky. Oh no.
Speaker 3:Oh no, oh no, I thought it was.
Speaker 6:What's she using?
Speaker 7:Sticking the huge still go on Coco's head.
Speaker 5:It's a hair. Oh, he is so good.
Speaker 1:Coco's face.
Speaker 4:He slips his dick out in his face, that's fantastic.
Speaker 3:Why is it?
Speaker 1:going. I have to hit next.
Speaker 7:Murky fucking Zeno and Zeno get spidey powers.
Speaker 4:Oh Jesus, oh the dog, the dog.
Speaker 2:They're getting the fuck.
Speaker 1:There's not a second picture at the end, ok.
Speaker 2:I was getting fucked in Yu-Gi-Oh.
Speaker 7:Switch destroying Coco in Yu-Gi-Oh.
Speaker 3:Fucking Christ, oh no.
Speaker 2:Coco and Dean make out furiously. This is pretty furious fucking.
Speaker 7:Romantic fucking on a boat.
Speaker 6:I was like what is that Huge dick Love boat.
Speaker 4:Huge dick.
Speaker 3:Love boat.
Speaker 1:Oh no.
Speaker 7:Oh no, Nipolas Cage versus Stoneblade.
Speaker 5:Nipolas Cage versus Stoneblade. That was pretty good.
Speaker 4:What the fuck is that?
Speaker 3:Nipolas Cage destroying.
Speaker 2:Katana dick.
Speaker 3:What is? Happening there, we have to play this off.
Speaker 2:That's the best fucking one.
Speaker 6:We're going to have to stop the podcast and keep playing this.
Speaker 1:This is so good. Nothing will break. Xeno has better titties than I did.
Speaker 7:Pepperoni on her tits.
Speaker 3:I didn't know what they were.
Speaker 6:What the fuck is that pepperoni log off the top I?
Speaker 2:don't know.
Speaker 5:That's all I could think of.
Speaker 1:Is like barbecue sauce on my tits. I tried to make a pepperoni stick next to it because I didn't know how to draw pepperonis.
Speaker 5:That looks like somebody's shit next to the person.
Speaker 2:Like they shit on her glasses and shit on the bed right next to her.
Speaker 5:Pepperoni on her tits. That's the end of the podcast.
Speaker 1:We're probably going to dick around in this game a lot more, aren't we?
Speaker 5:Yeah it's so fun.
Speaker 1:That's what happened, alright, goodbye.
Speaker 2:Bye.