Ever wondered how a no-holds-barred, laugh-until-your-sides-hurt kind of conversation among friends sounds like? Well, wonder no more! This episode has us, your audacious hosts, joined by the ever unpredictable Zeena in a riotous exploration of personal dimensions that'll have you in stitches. Imagine a world where tape measures become tools of comedy and size really does matter – or does it? We tackle everything from adult film fallacies to bedroom tales with our signature blend of crude humor and startling candor, all while sipping our favorite drinks and contemplating the virtues of a more secluded chat space.
It's not just a measurement contest; it's a full-blown revelation of insecurities, surprises, and the raw truth that comes out when filters are off and spirits are high. Zeena's impromptu showcase leads to a raucous dissection of expectations versus reality, and you can bet we're serving up every detail with a side of saucy commentary. This episode isn't just another podcast; it's a front-row seat to the unscripted and the unexpected. Brace yourself for an episode as enlightening as it is entertaining, and join us for a session that proves being over the top is just the right amount of fun.
Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd
Ever wondered how a no-holds-barred, laugh-until-your-sides-hurt kind of conversation among friends sounds like? Well, wonder no more! This episode has us, your audacious hosts, joined by the ever unpredictable Zeena in a riotous exploration of personal dimensions that'll have you in stitches. Imagine a world where tape measures become tools of comedy and size really does matter – or does it? We tackle everything from adult film fallacies to bedroom tales with our signature blend of crude humor and startling candor, all while sipping our favorite drinks and contemplating the virtues of a more secluded chat space.
It's not just a measurement contest; it's a full-blown revelation of insecurities, surprises, and the raw truth that comes out when filters are off and spirits are high. Zeena's impromptu showcase leads to a raucous dissection of expectations versus reality, and you can bet we're serving up every detail with a side of saucy commentary. This episode isn't just another podcast; it's a front-row seat to the unscripted and the unexpected. Brace yourself for an episode as enlightening as it is entertaining, and join us for a session that proves being over the top is just the right amount of fun.
Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd
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Speaker 2:Zeena, how big is your dick? I don't know Same.
Speaker 1:Look how it's your back bone, I don't know.
Speaker 3:Realistically, it's probably only like five inches.
Speaker 4:Why is it body count Should I? Measure here's a show you want to go measure it.
Speaker 5:It's probably a show I'll be right back.
Speaker 3:Wait, I'll do that on the podcast there you go, do it now, the podcast.
Speaker 2:I started recording.
Speaker 6:Oh, it's already been. What am I doing? Hello everybody, hello everybody.
Speaker 2:No. Free ballin', free ballin'. Play the sound alert, it's my tape measure.
Speaker 1:Oh play the sound alert.
Speaker 7:I'll be right back.
Speaker 1:Apparently.
Speaker 7:I'm free ballin'. Look at my little dick.
Speaker 2:He's not prepared, oh my God. So you know, once Zeena gets back although it doesn't look like he ever left his huge fucking penis is just in his frame. Oh, and there is his ass in his frame, yeah yeah, got the goods here, got the goods.
Speaker 6:I'm going to show you my goods, ayo.
Speaker 8:Did you hear the thing, Murky? No, no, I didn't hear him.
Speaker 2:That's unfortunate.
Speaker 6:You got to wait till his headphones are on. All right, now I'm free ballin'.
Speaker 7:Look at my little dick.
Speaker 2:That is fucking hilarious.
Speaker 7:Oh no Free ballin', oh no Shit.
Speaker 8:You got disrespected hard bro, Damn it, oh no.
Speaker 6:It's funny as shit, dude. You can't even deny I'm free ballin'.
Speaker 7:Look at my little dick.
Speaker 1:Did you mouth it?
Speaker 6:All right, what's come out to Zeena Five and a half?
Speaker 3:Five and a half. I feel like if I was hard it probably gets a six. Wait, did you let it get?
Speaker 2:harder no. If it was hard it'd probably be closer to six.
Speaker 1:Why?
Speaker 4:No.
Speaker 1:Go start stroking that shit.
Speaker 8:I'm thinking, like I'm thinking like eight when he's fucking chopped up.
Speaker 6:Rock diamond hard. Nine, semi chop he nine. Ladies and gentlemen, poor dick, jesus Christ. Oh, he's rubbing it out straight on the fans. Lee right now.
Speaker 2:I mean to be fair. His, his background is essentially fans. Lee content.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So fucking big.
Speaker 6:He is what the fuck? Let me tell you.
Speaker 2:I'm jealous.
Speaker 5:Me too.
Speaker 6:Me too.
Speaker 5:Hmm.
Speaker 3:Holy shit, I'm like I just had a normal sized dick watching porn and I'm like, yeah, why is? Everybody think like porn stars have huge dicks and I met you guys, and you're like holy shit, zeena has a huge dick.
Speaker 8:And I'm like, oh, okay, like to like every woman you've ever had sex with to be like whoa, like, how does that feel?
Speaker 3:It's never like whoa, it's definitely like you're bigger than others I've been with I'm pretty sure it's more like.
Speaker 2:it's more like they look at it and they go whoa, it's halfway there. That's going to hurt yeah.
Speaker 1:That's halfway there, whoa.
Speaker 2:We got sex with the bar.
Speaker 6:Yes, so I want a different direction tonight, and I'm already just going to be drinking.
Speaker 8:I've been drinking stuff for 30 years.
Speaker 1:It doesn't have drink. Fuck, I just started drinking, cheers.
Speaker 2:You guys, you guys, yeah.
Speaker 6:I told Coco we're here for Coco Cheers for now, but I'm going to get a lot of room. What?
Speaker 7:are you?
Speaker 6:doing yeah, you look like a room Bitch.
Speaker 7:Well, make that room baby.
Speaker 3:Do we want to go to the ADHD voice chat while Coco's gone?
Speaker 6:Well then, then where's the content? It's just going to be minutes of silence.
Speaker 7:That's a good Wow yeah he's right, you're right now Wait, damn it.
Speaker 1:Do we still be funny? You know the original Guardians at least no, it's to.
Speaker 8:we're going to move to Coco's server.
Speaker 3:Yeah, oh, let's move to OG. So then, like nobody else random joins, we'll just drag Coco in there.
Speaker 6:Well, I'm dragging him right oh what's up?
Speaker 4:What's?
Speaker 1:the point, what the hell is going on. I in here, I am.
Speaker 8:I'm going to go to Coco and beat my dick to M he all right.
Speaker 3:That was incredibly chaotic around it.
Speaker 7:I'm pretty good. Look at my little dick.
Speaker 8:You can pair to Zeno. Everybody in here has a little dick, so I don't feel bad.
Speaker 1:Yeah good, you better not feel bad baby.
Speaker 8:You're. If you're above average, it's small compared to Zeno.
Speaker 3:I have no ass, though. No ass, absolutely no ass.
Speaker 6:We'll get you I feel like my ass looks like Hank Hill's If you've ever seen Hank Hill's.
Speaker 8:I definitely thought you were in.
Speaker 2:Zeno.
Speaker 8:Oh kids, you were covering his ass because, like E, why are you while you at Zeno's house and then that it looks like you got a fat ass?
Speaker 2:I left for like three seconds and discord disappeared. No no.
Speaker 6:I would ever could have happened. We want to move over to the ADHD after dark, yeah let's do it.
Speaker 2:That was recording right.
Speaker 6:Yeah, that's why we like you here. Okay, cool Because originally everybody wanted to move to the ADHD after dark chat in your channel. But then I was like no, he's recording right now.
Speaker 3:The only medicated person with ADHD had the fucking mental focus to be like hey, wait, actually that's a bad idea, we can't do that. The rest of us would have just fucking done it.
Speaker 6:Oh, I'm so fucking you to come back and you've been like hey.
Speaker 3:Azul's, I'm the one fucking recording, so it's just silence for five fucking minutes.
Speaker 8:We've been like oh shit, You're right, so switch is not in Kogo server. Yeah, yeah, yeah you are, but he doesn't have access to the ADHD channel.
Speaker 1:Yeah, what the fuck? Just take over, do you?
Speaker 2:want. Are you diagnosed? I don't see yes, can we yes.
Speaker 6:Has murky been diagnosed.
Speaker 3:Yeah, where he hasn't been diagnosed.
Speaker 2:Well, I'm pretty sure, murky's, just fucking. We did give him the autism, it's the test.
Speaker 3:Oh, yes, let's give switch the Tism test.
Speaker 1:We can give a Tism test.
Speaker 2:You switch the Tism test. Yeah, I mean the Tism test.
Speaker 1:Well, I look for switching my discord, because why am I? Am I not in there? What the hell?
Speaker 8:I told you, I was right, fuck you.
Speaker 2:You know, you know I was wrong. Fuck you Unless he's offline.
Speaker 1:I am.
Speaker 2:I'm not he's no, yeah, yeah, he's offline. He's in my discord.
Speaker 1:I'm having trouble finding it.
Speaker 8:No.
Speaker 1:I wonder why they fuck you, fuck, wait I found?
Speaker 2:No, I didn't. He's in the ADHD.
Speaker 7:Oh, murky murky, murky, murky.
Speaker 2:You can't say that to our only nonwhite friend.
Speaker 8:Okay, I didn't say anything. One I was just trying to say, which is in there, but he's offline. I didn't expect to look.
Speaker 2:Guys were right, I was wrong, it's funny because you're not white. Why can I? Not find it because, I am struggling.
Speaker 1:What are you doing?
Speaker 2:Dude, it's literally a bright yellow icon. Dude.
Speaker 7:Oh yeah, it's right there. Okay, I go in. Okay, goodbye.
Speaker 3:I guess we're going over there. No, just let him leave.
Speaker 2:This is the most fucking. I haven't even taken a sip of alcohol yet.
Speaker 3:Get in there. Well, you gotta cheers, we gotta clink it before you take a sip.
Speaker 2:I gotta turn my camera on and fucking move it to the other monitor again and record it. What are we cheersing to?
Speaker 3:The fucking. You have a huge dick. All right, I'm gonna get down with that.
Speaker 1:And Merky has a little yeah and Merky has a little dick.
Speaker 3:Cheers, boys, cheers.
Speaker 7:Oh, no, okay, good, okay, it's the dick time.
Speaker 3:Oh, those of us listening on your way to your nine and five job. We also encourage you to take a clink in the drink.
Speaker 2:Especially while you're driving.
Speaker 3:Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 2:After dark we promote drinking and driving we do.
Speaker 3:I don't know if we should say that wait did I get the wrong?
Speaker 2:did I get the wrong spreadsheet?
Speaker 6:Yeah, yeah, the teleprompter.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, no, it's like the scene from the anchor man.
Speaker 3:Yeah, the teleprompter is shit that far as put in there.
Speaker 8:I said I wasn't gonna crack this open tonight. Crack you are an alcoholic, so do it crack, I am. I've been drinking a lot less, though. No, I just I get.
Speaker 6:He's cutting out the drinking, which is saving him a grand a month.
Speaker 8:I Guess the thought process behind it is so much like I said all this money, it's just like I'm trying to not drink to Hashtag be better. Thank you, g melee.
Speaker 2:You're trying to drink? Wait, I didn't follow.
Speaker 8:In the last 14 days, in the last two weeks, I've not drank probably five days, which you guys know is way Fucking less than what I normally do.
Speaker 2:The days I am down a bottle once a week, at least two.
Speaker 8:Yeah, I was gonna say two or three For three half gallons of me that'll get out of the mini fridge. You don't know a little what.
Speaker 2:I do yeah, I dare you, so switch. Welcome to ADHD after dark. Is it everything that you expected, I?
Speaker 1:Mean, I've heard about little dicks and seen a giant bulge, so yes, Listen to the podcast, or you just. I have, yeah, yeah, I have. What's your favorite episode.
Speaker 2:The episode is gonna be little dicks and free balls. Honestly, I honestly love that one more than the MLP one.
Speaker 8:I'm gonna go pull a cocoa and beat my dick to MLP because the Ballin one had so much energy in it.
Speaker 2:dude, oh, merky looks like a fucking. I Don't know my brain went how do I explain it Please?
Speaker 6:I forgot.
Speaker 8:My beard look like dumb, oh Wow.
Speaker 6:You.
Speaker 3:It's like it's giving a certain like you look fucking stupid. It's give you to it's given.
Speaker 1:That bro.
Speaker 2:All right, well is he?
Speaker 8:trying to bring that shit If you check? Out the fans lead this week versus next week, things will be different, it's giving the kids.
Speaker 3:That's how she's gonna do black.
Speaker 2:Well, the next day oh yeah, do you ever see the one? Did you ever see the one? Comedian doing I happen about the US Navy commercials when he was like making fun of like he was like.
Speaker 3:Long-ass nipples.
Speaker 6:He was like he's double cheeked up on a Thursday night.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I.
Speaker 3:Give us a side profile so we can see the long nips.
Speaker 2:Anyway, this comedian was. This comedian was basically say so I okay, blackface never good, right, we can all agree on that right. Hey, yeah and then you start watching the US Army commercials and it's like the Navy puts out like look how cool blackface is on a helicopter, essentially and he was going through all of the shit and as I was do, as I was watching this, I was like Thinking back to the commercial. I was like Jesus.
Speaker 7:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I saw his ass cheek. I saw all of his fucking tank.
Speaker 6:Nice this is going on.
Speaker 1:Do it again.
Speaker 4:I missed it.
Speaker 1:Hold on, I can actually just record the last minute and a half, so I'm gonna do that.
Speaker 8:No, that's gotta be like a you can't post my ass in a fucking in the general this is a private discord, murky.
Speaker 3:What do you mean?
Speaker 8:You're fucking a higher than a kite.
Speaker 2:You're higher than a kite.
Speaker 8:No, not yet. You sure about that? I will be. Oh god damn. Yeah, it's not a little one, I've been using the big one.
Speaker 1:Oh my god, it's almost as big as zeno's dick.
Speaker 8:This is not even close. This dick is way bigger in this phone, dude.
Speaker 3:Oh Well, yeah you rip my dick just as well too, oh yo To blow his dick switch I.
Speaker 6:I need to do a little test first. Can you do this?
Speaker 4:He's asking you switch.
Speaker 6:All right, can you do this? Can you do this? Can you do this? Can you do this? Promoting the fairings.
Speaker 6:You can take the autism test, okay, all right. So, uh, we have 50 questions and all you have to do Is give me two thumbs up if you're like, holy crap, that's really like me. One thumbs up if you're like, yeah, that's kind of like me. Uh, sideways thumb if you're like you know, I'm somewhere in the middle of that, I'm, that's okay. Thumbs down if you're like oh, that's not really like me. And two thumbs down if you're like that's not like me at all, okay, okay. So, starting off, when I get angry, I calm down faster than other people In the middle or new role fair, fair, respectful.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I think we can agree. Also, we're gonna commentate this entire thing, like we did If you didn't welcome to the autism mania 40. Yeah, just so you know. Murky lied a lot on his test and we roasted him for it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so yeah.
Speaker 8:It was more about the anger stuff but you are an anger issue person.
Speaker 3:Well you, you got more angry than you led on.
Speaker 2:You lied to our audience is what we're talking about the chicken inside Wow, what a fucker yeah when the anger comes in, it's only like a like hardcore, it's only like a 20 second span.
Speaker 8:And then I'd bring myself.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but most people don't get that angry. That's you. Did you just drool on Kate Did you know, it was a boot.
Speaker 3:Did you just pick up food that?
Speaker 2:fell off of on the Kate and eat it yeah.
Speaker 8:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Fuck, date is clean as fuck. He's the cleanest one in the house, that's fair.
Speaker 6:There's a stream. Yeah, just so you can also see what I'm looking at. Okay, we didn't do this for murky trust him. Being away from home for a period of time finds me Thumbs down okay.
Speaker 8:I just saw the kid.
Speaker 1:I'm absolutely.
Speaker 8:I saw the title thing for the.
Speaker 2:DHD. You're a little dick's in a huge pain.
Speaker 6:Oh no, I'm a tendency to hit or destroy things when I'm angry or stress. Two thumbs down.
Speaker 2:I'd rather have always did that when we were younger.
Speaker 6:You know, I used to when I was younger, but now that I've gotten older, I'm like, no, I can't do that.
Speaker 8:Can I ask a question real quick? Who here?
Speaker 4:Shut up. I have never been to this for a kid.
Speaker 8:Nintendo 64 as a kid. Have you ever zeno? Did you ever watch your older brother grab the controller by the cord and just like Whipping around his head and slam it in the ground? Or is that only me?
Speaker 3:Yeah, I never saw my older brother do that, but I definitely did swing it around when I was a kid because you know Right consequences for me, my older brother's favorite thing He'd get like one, two, three and just Grand Kauski spike it against the ground and I watched two or three different controllers just get shattered into pieces.
Speaker 2:Did you get beat as a kid?
Speaker 8:No, by his older brother. No, yeah, my, me and my older brother used to wrestle and fight a lot, but I just made me tough. I mean, he never fucking paralyze me.
Speaker 3:Getting close to you, you're such like a fucking victim of like domestic abuse. Well, he was only doing it to make me stronger, though I wasn't doing that to make.
Speaker 8:He did it because he loved me. He was between one and 200 pounds heavier than me and six years older.
Speaker 2:That doesn't give him the right, beat the shit out of you.
Speaker 8:Well, he still beat the shit out of you, but it was like I'd probably ask for it. He'd do something and then walk away and I would Lower my head until my whole body and my legs were at a 90 degree angle and I would squirtle style skull, bash him wherever I could In the back, in the stomach, I'm sure I maybe I head buttered him in the dick once or twice.
Speaker 2:I'm starting to understand where your intelligence comes from.
Speaker 3:Short he just fucking.
Speaker 4:That's it all went to his ass, his spine just
Speaker 7:that's gotta be it.
Speaker 2:That's gotta be it.
Speaker 3:Fuckin murky was on the side when you died.
Speaker 2:They're gonna do an autopsy of you and you're gonna be like why is half of his spine just wrapped around his asshole, just coiled up down there, like what the fuck's going on? That is cleans all the pooping stories too.
Speaker 8:That's all coming together.
Speaker 3:Anyways, back to the alterity.
Speaker 6:Yeah uh, I have never been good at sports.
Speaker 1:I Be the ochre. I also hear a g-melly in the background.
Speaker 6:Oh, yeah, I do. Uh, I almost always carry some special object in my purse or wallet that provides me with a sense of security, comfort or control.
Speaker 1:Ain't no stuffy bitch.
Speaker 6:People sometimes tell me that I am being rude in conversations, even though I believe I'm being polite. Oh, that all right. So far I don't think switch has the tism.
Speaker 2:Did you? I parties. I didn't think he had the tism at all.
Speaker 8:You don't enjoy parties at all. Two thumbs down. That's a point, really, do I feel like you're a party animal? Fucking good y'all. He is a party animal good, yeah Good.
Speaker 2:That's not a party, that's a bar.
Speaker 6:What in yard dudes? I just like talking to people I don't know.
Speaker 2:Most people hate talking to people they don't know.
Speaker 6:I often rock myself or fiddle with my hands to feel better.
Speaker 4:Okay.
Speaker 6:I usually feel unhappy more days than not.
Speaker 1:Pretty average. Yeah, it's gonna get real here.
Speaker 8:There are some questions like dammit, that kind of yeah, no shit give another couple years.
Speaker 6:Buddy people have told me that I can be obsessed about my interests.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, see, margie, this is what your test could have been like if you told the truth.
Speaker 4:I did tell the truth.
Speaker 8:That's what when?
Speaker 2:it came to the beginning Fucking jumped on rice or something.
Speaker 6:Yeah, as a child, I would often repeat words or phrases that were said to me.
Speaker 2:I still I still do that to this day, yeah same actually.
Speaker 4:I've heard it's like a symptom of ADHD too.
Speaker 3:It is.
Speaker 8:It is I want to hear what you guys say if I think it's funny, I will say the exact same words and then laugh directly after I do the same thing.
Speaker 3:Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 4:I still go.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna say I murky brain here and I don't know what that, what beset, means.
Speaker 2:I thought you were the smartest one here.
Speaker 8:So he's a teacher? Yeah, he has a degree. Yeah, he's got the degrees to prove it. I mean Doesn't mean I'm smart but the second biggest dick in this chat.
Speaker 6:Beset means that you kind of feel like how do I put it? You kind of feel off the side, feel like your whole day has kind of just been pushed off to the side and oh yeah, sure, yeah, that's how last Thursday was when you see you're worried that might pop.
Speaker 1:Hey, I'll give a shit about that balloon.
Speaker 6:I have certain routines or habits that I must follow. Do thumbs up. Do thumbs up.
Speaker 7:One I think conversations.
Speaker 6:I do not necessarily look into the eyes of the speaker.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, I'll be looking, as you know, as Dick instead, yeah you know what we are his dick might as well be his eyes.
Speaker 2:Yes, huge.
Speaker 8:I cannot look at it. It's an abnormality.
Speaker 6:People have told you that you make repetitive and strange noises and or repeat certain words without any context.
Speaker 3:I saw a murky answer that question.
Speaker 5:Yeah, but he?
Speaker 2:Yeah, but he is strongly, that sounds dead yeah.
Speaker 6:Two thumbs down. I feel like idioms confuse most Gen Z. If I'm being honest, you feel like idioms confuse you.
Speaker 8:I feel like a million bucks Fuckin. What is that? I?
Speaker 6:don't know what an idiom.
Speaker 2:No, what is fucking? I feel like a million bucks. What is that me? I feel like I'm at the top of my game.
Speaker 6:I feel like you're the best.
Speaker 2:I can't play, you know you feel like a fucking pile of paper.
Speaker 6:Yeah, I feel you might be autistic.
Speaker 8:I feel better than what I'm normally.
Speaker 3:Coco is absolutely autistic. I'm not giving him the test.
Speaker 2:You just didn't give me the test Of course, yeah, I was.
Speaker 6:I knew you would pass for flying colors.
Speaker 8:Hey guys, on next, on next week's episode guess what? Coco finally takes the Tism test.
Speaker 2:I took it on my own, bro.
Speaker 7:It's that I was not that's not for the viewers, dumbass had a rainbow.
Speaker 6:Dumbass.
Speaker 7:All it took about a little bit, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 8:I'm looking by little dick. Look at the fans.
Speaker 6:You find it difficult to make decisions or act without guidance from others.
Speaker 1:You know, what really does bother me is the fact that the next button is on the left and the back button is on the right. Right. It's kind of annoying.
Speaker 3:That really annoys me now that you pointed that out. I just felt my dick shrivel up inside of me after noticing that.
Speaker 2:That's going to be painful, bro, yeah.
Speaker 3:It's in the back of my throat.
Speaker 6:Others have told me that I have problems managing my anger. Now murky also also did a singular thumbs up for this one, if I remember correctly everybody else neutral. I remember it was lower than what we thought he would pick.
Speaker 2:He got mad, he got fucking anti-semitic two raging thumbs up anti-semitic over dropping chicken on a really bad day, coco.
Speaker 8:I had a really bad day. That's not me, I'm still talking. It's obviously not me, and that's like a great day.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, oh my God.
Speaker 6:Can you believe?
Speaker 1:that murky recorded a sound alert that said he wasn't being racist.
Speaker 7:It's just a little bit like it's just bullshit.
Speaker 3:My favorite part of like the bleep button is when we brought Farah in and like one minute into the podcast we played the bleep button and we're just like murky and Farah goes. Wow man, I thought that was like a joke. I didn't realize that was real murky. That's fucked.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he immediately just went with it.
Speaker 3:It was fantastic.
Speaker 2:I miss Farah streams.
Speaker 3:Me too, I miss Farah.
Speaker 4:I messaged him the other day.
Speaker 2:I mean he's probably going to listen to this, but I messaged him the other day about why don't you go back to streaming? Like people miss you and shit. Like you did that one day and he sent me a message back. He's like I want to, but like all I want to do is play GTRP and you guys just bust my balls for it and we're like where, because you just don't talk when you play RP.
Speaker 3:I mean there's definitely an audience for it.
Speaker 6:There is like, yeah, there's an audience for almost anything.
Speaker 3:There's an audience for murky's long ass nipples but right, you just got to have fun with what you're doing.
Speaker 8:You just got to be in Europe for that.
Speaker 3:But what we're trying to say here, farah, is we want you to join the podcast again. So if you could make that happen, have your people talk to our people. We'd love to get that in line.
Speaker 8:Yup.
Speaker 2:They're just silently going through the test while we're talking.
Speaker 8:I know they're I see the questions being set and switch responding. They know that ADHD is taken over.
Speaker 2:Well, I mean yeah, but you know, as long as the results come out at the end, you think switch is going to be autistic.
Speaker 6:Yes, I don't think so.
Speaker 2:I don't think you are All right Now. They should have told me that I speak like a robot One thumb up. Yeah, Wait what.
Speaker 4:Actually, you know what, you know what you know what, you know what I think.
Speaker 2:your two thumbs up on that one because you can spit out chat GPT like fucking prompts in like two seconds, Like what Remember whenever the whole Queen incident and like in like 30 seconds you had typed up to me a professional response to send a queen. Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:I really like that. I'm really good at that.
Speaker 2:But like it was so fucking fast. I was like man, I could not do that.
Speaker 3:Well, you were on the verge of drinking bleach too, so I probably should have.
Speaker 8:And now he's engaged and makes all. I'm engaged in the fucking 30 years younger.
Speaker 3:She might have given you a pretty wild night. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6:Taking out the dangerous job.
Speaker 1:Give me a fuck.
Speaker 7:Oh God.
Speaker 4:Oh God.
Speaker 3:Can you show us how that went again Can?
Speaker 8:you do that.
Speaker 3:Yeah, go ahead and clip that for us, which you got.
Speaker 1:Oh, I'll clip that. I clipped it.
Speaker 2:Beautiful Jesus Christ. Oh Jesus, fucking Christ.
Speaker 4:All right, oh, what, what? Question 42.
Speaker 1:Babe don't come in here unless you're comfortable with being on a podcast and having a story on she's being live streamed.
Speaker 4:It's recorded. Is it being a fan.
Speaker 1:Yeah she didn't say she was coming home.
Speaker 6:Oh, we don't know how. How does it just?
Speaker 4:walk into your room with no shirt on.
Speaker 2:Oh, there she is.
Speaker 1:Don't come in here, hey, yeah, hey, yeah, you're just going.
Speaker 3:Tell her. I said hi, though.
Speaker 1:He wants to do that to you later I bestie, I bestie.
Speaker 3:She never skips a beat. I love it. She does not.
Speaker 1:Oh you talk, we're going to get a smoothie. I didn't know you were off this early, though I thought you were off later.
Speaker 3:She's ready to get that fucking smoothie right, fucking now. I might have to leave to get a smoothie for a bit. Guys, that's OK Later. Later. Go on here. Go on here, go on, go on.
Speaker 8:We got to finish the Tism test for Switch. Go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on.
Speaker 2:We got to finish the Tism test for Switch, so we have to finish the Tism to Taster Hang on, hang on. I got to.
Speaker 8:I got to. I got to, but what about UNO? What about UNO? What about UNO? You know, tism test. And UNO Because I want to see how ADHD affects cocoa, like how quick it does. Because UNO is the ultimate game of cocoa gets bored and it sets it in.
Speaker 6:I mean that's any multiplayer game.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, we could do that with any game.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 6:Two thumbs down. Two thumbs down. Ok, right, right.
Speaker 8:Nina can you tell Murky stupid All him stupid.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, murky stupid.
Speaker 1:You're stupid.
Speaker 11:Why what?
Speaker 8:Switch called me stupid. Um, you just want to see if you would do it.
Speaker 3:Oh Jesus.
Speaker 4:I mean.
Speaker 11:I can.
Speaker 3:Do you think that switch has the autism? You think?
Speaker 2:Definitely.
Speaker 3:Definitely, yeah Cool. What are some of the autism questions we could ask, lena, instead of switch, to see if you give us honest answers?
Speaker 2:I don't know. I forgot half of the questions because of how fast they think.
Speaker 3:And he gets upset. He usually calms down very quickly. Fixation All right. Would you strongly agree? Agree neutral, disagree, strongly disagree.
Speaker 2:So looking at that chart for switch, that is nowhere near as colorful as my chart was.
Speaker 11:I would disagree really hard to that one.
Speaker 3:I usually take some a little bit longer to cool down.
Speaker 6:I'm mentioning some fixations, a little bit of social difficulty a little bit of explanation of fast a little abnormal posture, but not too much aggression or depression. Okay, that's good. So his symptoms are pretty moderate.
Speaker 1:I got the two of them. I got to touch it to Tism.
Speaker 4:I'm tickled by the two Wait.
Speaker 8:No, it seems like you're tickled by the depression.
Speaker 1:I don't know what they're saying.
Speaker 4:Maybe switch deserves to smoothies, why Fixation?
Speaker 7:I'm pretty tall and look about a little dip. Wait, wait, wait, play that again.
Speaker 11:I only heard part of it. I'm flayed into all this. I'm a little dip. Very good.
Speaker 7:I mean, I was curious that she could share something with you. I don't Absolutely Give her the headphones.
Speaker 6:Yeah, give her the headphones.
Speaker 3:No no.
Speaker 1:Okay, guys, I'm being yelled at to go get a smoothie, so I'll be back in a bit. Okay, goodbye, hi Shannon, hi. Oh here, hi Shannon, hi, shannon.
Speaker 3:Do you think he has the autism? Yes, yeah. Okay, good, good.
Speaker 8:Does he also have the handsomeness?
Speaker 11:Oh yeah, oh yeah, he has the handsomeness.
Speaker 1:Okay, boys, I'll be back in a bit.
Speaker 3:Okay, goodbye.
Speaker 1:Thank you for telling me I'm autistic, you got a boo.
Speaker 7:I'm pretty tall and look about a little dip Peridocino. I mean I can't.
Speaker 8:None of you can say like oh, I got a big dick. Peridocino Guarantee it.
Speaker 11:Um, okay, I was on a little. Um, I took a little nap and then I took a nap. I was on a little nap, so I was like I'm gonna go grab a hole on.
Speaker 3:Tik Tok and I have information I need to get out of my brain right now, and boy is going to hate it. I'm ready. Nick is going to hate it.
Speaker 6:Which one of you shadow bitches Shit yourself.
Speaker 11:Uh, I don't really know, just probably the letter. Oops, nobody's going to hate it. Um Uh Well, I'm going to leave the letter for you. I have a little thing right in North Carolina In an aquarium. In a tank with no other male stingrays.
Speaker 2:And it is pregnant right now and nobody knows why.
Speaker 7:But what we do know. She's kind of getting me.
Speaker 11:What we do know is that there are two male sharks in the Bail, sharks in the tank, and do you know what happens when sharks mate?
Speaker 8:Other than like nobody dies. Do, do, do, do, do.
Speaker 11:They bite each other and guess what they found on the stink ray.
Speaker 8:A shark bite.
Speaker 11:Shark bites. So we don't know. The people that work at the aquarium think that the more possible option is that we have a shark G or not. Shark stingray, jesus, stingray, jesus. Immaculate conception situation where she just like, did everything herself.
Speaker 3:Yeah, maybe she's like a frog, can they?
Speaker 11:be a shark, stingray and then look at my little dick. I that's wild. That's what the sharks.
Speaker 8:that's what Stingray said to the shark, so I appreciate it.
Speaker 11:Anyway, that's all I just needed to share that.
Speaker 4:That is fucking wild. Yeah, this is my pussy.
Speaker 7:That's what you said oh boy, I forgot that. I didn't know, that's what that said. I didn't know, that's what that said.
Speaker 5:Oh no, For context, I just did this.
Speaker 2:My pussy.
Speaker 8:I had tears.
Speaker 7:I didn't even know that was a little.
Speaker 2:Oh no, I'm fucking crying over here, bro, oh.
Speaker 7:Jesus.
Speaker 2:I guess I'll replace Guardian down with with that, because Guardian down's already been replaced. No, I mean in my soundboard.
Speaker 5:Oh, OK, oh, beautiful beautiful.
Speaker 2:How should I I?
Speaker 6:don't know how should you tell me?
Speaker 2:should I put on a skill issue, this one oh, you guys keep talking about it out by now.
Speaker 6:Yeah, we all ADHD doubt. I mean, look at Zeno, he's looking at his phone.
Speaker 8:Probably girls on Loser dude, he's hitting up the bitch.
Speaker 4:He said he sent the picture that's in the discord.
Speaker 3:It's all the 10 year bitches. It's actually on my Tinder profile now.
Speaker 6:This is where you're getting yourself into.
Speaker 2:Oh, Jesus Christ.
Speaker 8:I don't want to hear that it hurts. I want to hear to go slower. I want to know that shit about my pussy yeah.
Speaker 3:I'm a very gentle lover, very giving lover.
Speaker 8:Oh, son of bitch, are you? Yeah, I bet you eat your stupid.
Speaker 6:What is that from? Because that boy sounds so familiar, I bet you eat pussy?
Speaker 8:I have no idea. You probably are very giving, I believe.
Speaker 2:Well, this is all derailed. Yeah, how do we be entertaining now? I?
Speaker 6:don't know, oh well.
Speaker 2:Markey really wants to fucking play, you know.
Speaker 8:I was going to say that I don't think that's a good idea.
Speaker 3:I fuck Zeno. I don't think that's a good podcast material I playing, you know like I think maybe for the rest of the podcast we should just shit on Markey for suggesting that, which is decidedly probably better content.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you know what, markey? You're stupid.
Speaker 3:I mean you're stupid.
Speaker 8:So how long could you guys roast me? Excuse me.
Speaker 3:Is Mr Satan here? We lost track of Mr Satan.
Speaker 10:Oh yeah, what's up? You need Satan. What do you need Satan for?
Speaker 6:Oh, Satan.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you remember how we talked last night and Coder, coco and Zeno Street accidentally destroyed a small village.
Speaker 5:Yeah, do you want to pay one act out of that?
Speaker 3:I mean, well we could. So everybody's up to speed on it if you'd like. But there's an up or in hell, and they're really calling for those souls to come down, let's play a real act out of that. Okay, let's roll the clip. Let me see here, just trying to find it.
Speaker 5:Yeah, let's go and.
Speaker 3:Where did it go? Excuse me, sir, I didn't. At times valuable. Hurry the fuck up. There it is Breaker, breaker 4-9. We got bogies northeast 10 clicks.
Speaker 2:This is dispatch over. You need the Warhawk over.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we're looking northeast. Like I said, about 10 clicks, 20 meters out.
Speaker 2:Alright, deploying to the north.
Speaker 5:Now go down 10-4,.
Speaker 3:This is ground control. Did I stay northeast? I thought you said north, that was a village.
Speaker 5:Yeah, we're.
Speaker 3:Egg on my face. We were supposed to go southwest. We just destroyed a small village full of women and children. There's one child. Legs are gone.
Speaker 2:There were no witnesses, mission failed. We'll get them next time. We'll get them next time, over and out. Yep, so that's what happened yesterday.
Speaker 5:That's glad to hear. Huge uprising in hell right now. Mr Stigman, they saw you walk down the board and they just decided you know, now great time to uh suffer those souls to come down ahead of time, and I've scheduled it, guys bring in Murphy's mom.
Speaker 10:Imagine that let's ask his mom what's going on, what's up with your friends?
Speaker 5:Mrs Murphy's mom. Yeah, yeah, what's up with that? I mean, I think she's. They're good. They blossom their relationship into something new again. Yeah, they're doing that again. It's like the teenage sitcom.
Speaker 10:It's laughable. Yeah, let's not collect on their souls yet, let's let them get more dirty.
Speaker 5:Okay, man you sit down and shut the fuck up. Over there, grandma the big man sucks all. Shut the fuck up. Okay, that's what you're saying, man. I think they're under control. They were really expecting that, so we'll see where this goes from here. Just give Hitler a like A couple of whips. A couple whips. Okay, he's generally into that, so they usually put some in the good way. Maybe he'll forget about this whole thing.
Speaker 10:Yeah, yeah, okay, all right, talk to you soon, mr Stigman, with Murphy's mom, while you're at it.
Speaker 5:With. Well, uh, this is Murphy's mom. Yeah, he gave the people whipper good, exactly. Yep, we can do tonight's help. That's good, okay, goodbye.
Speaker 8:Bye mom, she can't hear you.
Speaker 3:The check has ended already.
Speaker 4:Damn it.
Speaker 2:Satan tells me that she hates you.
Speaker 5:Say and that's fucked up, dude, that's fucked, but I understand, but I understand.
Speaker 2:She said, she said she said you promised me you'd be here in a couple of months. That's probably not untrue.
Speaker 3:No, that wasn't very convincing. No, I didn't say that. No, I mean, I won't tell you that I didn't get hammered drunk in my mom's funeral.
Speaker 8:But I definitely did not play it on fucking Aw, I'm sorry, I'm sorry I did not play it on fucking offing myself.
Speaker 7:I'm pretty falling. Look at my little dick.
Speaker 8:Again, I had a lot of little dick to spread around.
Speaker 3:You know, there Did you. I'm not my pussy. I was gonna say you better hope.
Speaker 7:but you better hope Dussie never listens to this podcast. She's gonna be like yeah, yeah, you have a lot of little dick to sling around, did you? I'm pretty falling, look at my little dick.
Speaker 8:No, yeah, I mean we were only like a couple. I'll give it up to Dussie right now, quick, like off, you know, not in the podcast one, but yeah, she backed me up, was there for me when obviously I was at a really low point and I appreciate her for that.
Speaker 3:But oh yeah, dude that's just. I was just over there like hey, I know your mom died and stuff, and you're like you're on complete video games or what.
Speaker 8:Well, yeah, and I mean Maryke was like fuck, yeah, I do. Yeah, you gotta carry on, dude. Yeah keep moving forward.
Speaker 3:Move along, move along, like I know you do, they're coming to town.
Speaker 8:They are.
Speaker 3:They are, yeah, buyin' tickets tomorrow.
Speaker 6:You interested in going? I think I already have something planned that they're gonna be here.
Speaker 2:Coco. I think me and Gaz are interested. For sure.
Speaker 3:I don't know if we have a definite yes, though I'm gonna buy four tickets and I'm gonna assume that I'm gonna be able to find somebody to fill two more tickets. I'm sure I assume that's the result.
Speaker 8:Yeah, yeah, I like to go Zeno. I mean Zeno. If I had all American rejects enough in his kitchen that he should know.
Speaker 3:Yeah, all American rejects yeah.
Speaker 5:Every single one of them.
Speaker 6:What did?
Speaker 3:I say that's what you said.
Speaker 8:Every American reject. I'm one of them.
Speaker 6:I'm one of them, bro.
Speaker 2:Well, anyway, yes, so we don't have any topics anymore.
Speaker 3:So let's, let's consult the interwebs. What's what happened we?
Speaker 6:learned recently and I'm curious if you guys can figure it out. Would you learn? Okay, we'll give you some. So you guys know, deserono right, no, no.
Speaker 8:Yeah, DeSerono.
Speaker 6:Yeah, it's a liquor, it's a.
Speaker 8:Okay.
Speaker 6:Amaretto, I think.
Speaker 8:I believe you're right yeah.
Speaker 6:So if you don't know what an amaretto is, it's made from like apricot kernels and it's meant to like be almond flavored essentially, but it's a liquor. To make it cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch. Hey yo, but God, I got distracted by that. You're welcome. So they wanted to make a very interesting ad campaign for you, okay, commuters. And it had to get shut down by the UK's home office. What?
Speaker 3:Is that? Look at murky. He's like what's that? Fucking somebody shit themselves.
Speaker 7:What happened around.
Speaker 3:Um, was it because?
Speaker 2:So wait, what was the whole setup for this thing?
Speaker 6:I was busy playing, so Okay, I want to see both hands up from Coco specifically. Does he know you're safe, you don't do it as much? It's Coco, yeah, you're good. You're good, you can rub your nips. So in 2002, desarono, the liquor company, tried doing a very unique ad campaign for UK commuters, but it had to get shut down by the UK's home office. Why?
Speaker 3:New to the no it wasn't new to the, I'm going to assume it has something to do with America.
Speaker 6:Nope, nothing to do with America. Yeah.
Speaker 2:Is there a hint that you can give us that on, narrow it down so we're not just guessing like why?
Speaker 6:Well, here's the thing I want you boys to do something that's very hard for ADHD people lateral thinking.
Speaker 3:I don't know what that literally put my dick in your mouth. What does that mean?
Speaker 6:That means you talk, you discuss and, as you start to get in the right direction, I help poke you in that direction. This is horses Scorpion sting. No, I had nothing new with scorpion sting, scorpion dick.
Speaker 2:No, nothing new with scorpion.
Speaker 4:They promote drinking and driving. They didn't do with dick.
Speaker 6:No, it didn't have anything to do with penises.
Speaker 2:They promoted drinking while driving.
Speaker 6:You know, that's what I said to you when this was brought up to me. But no, they did not promote drinking and driving Texting and driving Promote having sex while driving. No, no, no, Anything, while driving. Nothing to do with driving.
Speaker 3:I forgot what this campaign was initially launched for Decerono.
Speaker 2:Decerono.
Speaker 5:Decerono.
Speaker 2:For driving right.
Speaker 6:It was targeted towards commuters thinking about how people get around in the they were trying to make them put oh wait, what?
Speaker 2:Like fucking bicycles and shit.
Speaker 6:No like commuter like you commute to work.
Speaker 2:Commute on a fucking bike. They could, they could. They advertised putting it in your food. No, they did not the fucking.
Speaker 6:Thing that does. It's also a very unique kind. It's a very traditional kind. It's unique.
Speaker 4:That was a very unique kind of campaign Watching movies.
Speaker 6:No, nothing to do with nudity. I'll tell you that much.
Speaker 2:Where the fuck is, markey we?
Speaker 3:need him to give a guess. So it was a campaign to promote their product, but it was taken down in the UK headquarters.
Speaker 6:It was taken down by the UK's home office, so essentially some of the people who help run.
Speaker 2:Did they make fun of the Queen?
Speaker 6:They did not make fun of the Queen, the King. Well, the they didn't make fun of the King.
Speaker 2:Did they have a?
Speaker 3:King? There wasn't a King at that time. Did they make fun of somebody?
Speaker 2:They did not make fun of anybody no, did they make a news report about Princess Diana's death?
Speaker 6:They did not. That would have been years later. So if you don't know what the UK home office is, essentially they're the people who are the people that police England in Wales, so they'll do police.
Speaker 2:Wait, hang on. So when you said home office, I assumed you were talking about this liquor company's home office.
Speaker 6:Yeah, that's what I was thinking as well. No, no, no, the UK's home office, so the UK's home office is like oh, so it was like Emergency services, essentially.
Speaker 3:Was it promoting emergency services like this is how you fucking de-stress after a day.
Speaker 2:Did they have the emergency Welcome back Switch? Thank you. Did they have the emergency services people in the commercial promoting it while they were doing their job.
Speaker 6:So home office wasn't directly connected to the ad campaign but they were alerted because of it. So people had certain issues with this ad campaign that the home office had to get involved and shut it down. Were they racist? It was not racist.
Speaker 3:So it's caught up back in 2002.
Speaker 6:DeSerono, do you know DeSerono? It's an Amarito. Essentially, it's a liquor made from apricot kernel oil, and they are supposed to taste like almonds.
Speaker 3:I don't know if he's paying attention to us right now he's not paying attention at all.
Speaker 6:No, he's being spoken to. There's somebody else, Don't make it up. Bye Switch the home office wasn't in the ad campaign or mentioned, but they were alerted because of the ad campaign have to do with aliens. It didn't have to do with aliens, though this probably would have made a better ad campaign.
Speaker 3:I was expecting it to be like the UK. People were exposed as lizard people that enjoy and Amarito, they didn't know the fun of.
Speaker 2:Doctor who.
Speaker 3:They did not make fun of Doctor who. That would be cause to get the home office involved.
Speaker 6:So before you go on, a little hint to get you guys in the right direction. How do you normally receive? Oh, were they butt chugging it? They were not butt chugging it.
Speaker 2:How do you normally receive what?
Speaker 6:How do you normally receive an ad campaign?
Speaker 2:Through the.
Speaker 4:Using what Censors?
Speaker 2:Are we talking about? At the time, it would have been through the television and newspaper.
Speaker 6:More. With what five sentences would your brain receive the information from? Your eyes, your eyes. So if you were to do a unique ad campaign, what else might you try to target of your senses? Ears or sound Interesting, but I feel most ad campaigns could also target that. Ad commercials and radio.
Speaker 4:Smell a vision.
Speaker 6:What Smell?
Speaker 8:a vision.
Speaker 6:So they tried doing something with smell. Oh, I have gone wrong. Bad choice.
Speaker 2:People are allergic to the smells.
Speaker 8:Oh, it's a good option.
Speaker 3:Oh, they probably like it was like a magazine or something, and then the car smelled like the Amaretto.
Speaker 6:You know, that's where my mind went originally, but no, no, I charge you.
Speaker 8:OK.
Speaker 6:So to help you out with the next part, I think, of the different types of travel in the UK. What do you have? Trains? Oh, zeno got it. Trains right off the bat. It's not trains above ground. What else? Subways, subways. This one was specifically an ad campaign in the subway, or they call it the tube there.
Speaker 2:They put fucking smells on an advertisement on like a wall in a subway or something like that, and so then the subways just smell like Amaretto.
Speaker 6:So, it just felt like remember it was remember what I said that this liquor supposed to taste like.
Speaker 2:Apricot.
Speaker 6:That's what it's made from, but it's supposed to taste like a specific type of nut. Positives Big.
Speaker 2:Did it trigger people's nut allergy?
Speaker 6:No, but that would have been interesting.
Speaker 8:Did they get like five days old? They didn't replace the scent filter. Fucking scent dispensers.
Speaker 2:What kind of nut does it supposed to taste like? And I said it several times. Well, I fucking still trying to figure out what Amaretto is.
Speaker 6:Yeah, I was not grasping onto that information, so Amaretto is a liquor made from apricot oils, from the colonel specifically, and it's meant to taste like almonds.
Speaker 8:Almond allergy. Hang on, wait, isn't there a?
Speaker 2:fucking gas that smells like almond. That makes it.
Speaker 6:That's like gas.
Speaker 2:That's actually. Is it anthrax You're? Super, super, did it smell like fucking anthrax or something like that.
Speaker 8:Close. He said what's the next gas? Cocoa. You're smarter than me and I don't know Asbestos.
Speaker 6:You're like right next to it with anthrax. It's something else that you can ingest to hurt you.
Speaker 2:I'll leave asbestos, the bubonic plague.
Speaker 3:That'll do it, I'll do it. You're eating.
Speaker 6:Um five. I would normally chew on this so that they would sign, I don't say, and I the.
Speaker 2:So I sign, I didn't almonds.
Speaker 3:I did not know that.
Speaker 6:Yeah, people were reporting that they believe there was cyanide in the tube. That's because they were spraying this perfume around that smelled like almonds. A KV Amaretto. A KV Shroud.
Speaker 3:Amaretto.
Speaker 5:It's interesting Fire.
Speaker 3:Yeah, amaretto Sours are fucking delicious.
Speaker 8:Fire. I can only have like one or two of them for my stomach, says.
Speaker 2:So that's all that cyanide that you're eating.
Speaker 3:Yeah, your brain's like nah, we know what this is. That's fucking cyanide. You trying to off yourself, bro? Well, you have to, you know die, you gotta stay alive, hey switch.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's.
Speaker 1:It's gonna be me later Also, not an ad. Go to one stop, get that, get the the. What the fuck is it?
Speaker 8:called Traditional dude the statue.
Speaker 1:Low fat Greek yogurt base with chocolate and banana.
Speaker 3:dude you don't have one stop here. No, we don't.
Speaker 8:We have smoothie King, alex fucking good, good God, but your arm is fucked up.
Speaker 1:I told you my cat.
Speaker 6:Holy shit, man God cats, fuck you up again.
Speaker 8:Yeah, they did Holy shit.
Speaker 11:I know yeah they were fighting.
Speaker 8:We had to pull them apart.
Speaker 5:Damn it, so I don't have a jail, damn it.
Speaker 8:Yeah, god, my pussy.
Speaker 3:Fighter, god, god, I'm not gonna, I'm not.
Speaker 7:I'm not. You know about that. I'm pretty my little dick.
Speaker 3:Look at my little dick, it's just your cell, I'm not my pussy Sh.
Speaker 2:Which wasn't here whenever we played that and fucking lost it.
Speaker 1:I literally, Zeno, didn't know. I fucking did that even though I was like hey, say that again so I can record it and make it a sound. Don't fuck it.
Speaker 3:No, I told you, I would say it again for you, because you said it was like, oh, I didn't get it, and I was like I'll say it for you again if you want, yeah.
Speaker 1:And then the other day I played it and you're like I didn't even know that was a sound alert. I don't remember that I do Wrong.
Speaker 8:Two thumbs up.
Speaker 2:Two thumbs up.
Speaker 7:Yeah, see you, what's the question Look at my little dick. Oh, no, oh right.
Speaker 3:That was perfect timing.
Speaker 8:The adventures of Murky and his little dick.
Speaker 6:We should make that Murky's bizarre adventures.
Speaker 11:How long?
Speaker 2:have we been recording?
Speaker 4:Almost, an hour Almost an hour.
Speaker 3:What was it that Gazz said last night? Oh, did you stop talking about a?
Speaker 2:cuck or something like that, but I don't remember. I don't remember what was said before that.
Speaker 4:I don't remember.
Speaker 2:Did you just say something about a cuck?
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:It was really funny, I was really upset, I was choking on this meat, trying to swim Round and round and round and round.
Speaker 6:Welcome to here.
Speaker 1:Yeah, this shit is good. I'm just ready to shit later.
Speaker 11:You're welcome, I'm just.
Speaker 2:Put the can in the back and then I'll play the sound alerts of switch later.
Speaker 6:Did we ever learn if we could finally live stream on fans? I know.
Speaker 2:Philly and was live streaming a little bit ago. Hold on, let's put the headset on Lena real quick or let her hear the sound alert for the fart this is going to be on.
Speaker 1:I have to put it down.
Speaker 2:This is going to be switched later.
Speaker 7:She didn't say no. She said yes.
Speaker 11:She's often like that even without this, I'm just going to have massive farts later.
Speaker 2:Oh, god, interesting I'm going to come.
Speaker 3:That's disgusting.
Speaker 8:Do not come.
Speaker 1:Do not come, I'm going to come.
Speaker 7:Commit great crime. Do it.
Speaker 2:Do it.
Speaker 7:Do it.
Speaker 2:Do it, do it, do it, do it. I played the wrong one. I'm going to come.
Speaker 5:Wow, wow.
Speaker 7:I'm going to come. I'm going to come, dusty, dusty, dusty, dusty, dusty.
Speaker 3:Give her the headset.
Speaker 8:Quiet.
Speaker 4:Fall up.
Speaker 8:Quiet yeah.
Speaker 5:Okay.
Speaker 8:They will, I guess, fart.
Speaker 1:Hold on, wait, wait. Shut up, oh God Don't listen to. Coco Dusty, I need you to hear this, okay.
Speaker 7:I'm pretty bald. We played this, we played this, we played this. Oh, oh, oh Okay.
Speaker 8:Let me show you the picture that we posted earlier. Yeah, you were going to see Zeno's huge fucking penis.
Speaker 7:Look at that fucking thing. She's a. Okay, I need this, she's Immediately.
Speaker 4:I can see it in her eyes.
Speaker 2:She was like man. I wish your dick was that big. Oh no, no, Not at all.
Speaker 7:That's going to hurt.
Speaker 11:That's gonna hurt Women. Only need three inches.
Speaker 3:That's true.
Speaker 8:They don't need your 10 shot.
Speaker 7:Bradley, how big is it?
Speaker 2:It's only five and a half. It's only five and a half. It's only five and a half. It's only five and a half.
Speaker 8:Do you want? Yeah, softer, fully hard. What benefits do you want? Only hard From a trusted member of the podcast. Want to buy it. Best friends since fucking high school, slightly under six inches guys, slightly under six at heart, above average.
Speaker 3:Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 8:What is this one? But nowhere near Zeno's dick. It's impossible.
Speaker 3:I don't know, that's pretty competitive.
Speaker 8:You have to go to California and seek out, like certain porn stars, to beat your dick, exactly.
Speaker 3:Do you know? They say you hold your hand up. This is what your dick's supposed to be. I said this is what your dick's supposed to be. Hard Damn. I'm sure I'm gonna pay.
Speaker 8:ADHD after dark has been missing out Because we could be sending your tapes to like the hub. Damn, and he's completely. Do you get paid for posting videos on the hub Silicon Valley, dude Do you. We said you're being aware you will get hired. We all, the fucking four of us, will be your agents.
Speaker 7:Okay, yes, we all work out on my pussy.
Speaker 4:Is that what you want me to tell?
Speaker 3:them in the board room Bussy and a huge wiener.
Speaker 8:Bussy and a huge wiener.
Speaker 1:You have a fucking body.
Speaker 9:Just de-naked cowboys in the showers at Ram Ranch oh switch.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you probably don't know about this, but we are actually going to do like a circle jerk thing. But get this, it's Avengers themed.
Speaker 8:I thought it was a Anbu Black ops.
Speaker 4:We're doing the Avengers thing.
Speaker 7:And, like you, remember how. In the first.
Speaker 3:Avengers. They do like the camera pan and it's all of them in a circle. That's what we're going to do.
Speaker 2:And I think Coco is.
Speaker 3:I think I was Hulk, yeah, uh, murky was Thor. I don't remember what Ian and I decided on. I think I went with Hawkeye.
Speaker 5:I'll be black widow.
Speaker 3:You can be black widow for us, but you guys do a circle.
Speaker 8:Oh, he's got the hair.
Speaker 1:I'll show you guys my titties, oh yeah, yeah man.
Speaker 3:Did you know that was going to?
Speaker 7:come out of that Coco.
Speaker 2:I thought it was going to be a little older. I thought it was going to be a little older.
Speaker 7:I didn't think it was going to be a child. Oh no, he played the glimpses like ah, what have I done?
Speaker 2:Oh, it says this. Oh yes, daddy, All right, I well. You can't fault me for that, bro. You're stupid. I didn't expect it to be fucking four year old.
Speaker 7:Ah, Fucked up, oh no.
Speaker 8:That was good shit. My name's Chris Hanson.
Speaker 2:You're about to meet a lot of new people really fast. What the hell I've been on? I've been on TikTok for like medical TikTok and it like shows like a picture of like someone's EKG or something or like something that got injected to them by accident, and it like looks over at the person, is like you're about to meet a lot of new people really quick Something. Oh yes, daddy, that is fucking hilarious. That's in Lil's server, it's hilarious. He was right at both next to me Right.
Speaker 8:At lic점. Yes to come. They listen to this probably. How's your time Now? Pick that dog.
Speaker 2:Every Wait a second. I've picked that dog. Fuck you. I have no idea what you said, but I love that you just kept talking like nothing was happening. That's why I kept playing it, because you just didn't shut up. So I was like it's going to keep talking.
Speaker 8:Perfect, you probably said something important, which is, you know, they listen to this every day at work, every hour, like they go on lunch and that's the only time they turn off and then they put it back on, and this is perfect for them.
Speaker 2:You're saying that switch and.
Speaker 7:I do that.
Speaker 8:I put myself in a Zeno shoe. Huge dick.
Speaker 2:Did nobody else hear that?
Speaker 3:I did it, bro.
Speaker 2:It's time you get a board that can handle the neutron style later.
Speaker 7:No, no, merky Merky. What do you mean, merky we?
Speaker 3:didn't get the bleep button fast enough that time.
Speaker 8:That's not me, I did Dude should.
Speaker 6:I tell those fucking that was one of the new Trons clones in that episode. Should I tell the?
Speaker 1:story the one day when I went to the store and I walked out.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so just don't say the word.
Speaker 8:No, absolutely not. He's saying the word. I would never I do when I told everyone of you. I never once, ever, said that word.
Speaker 2:He said the word. He said it like five times yesterday. You guys are fucking full of shit.
Speaker 3:He was like exclusively saying it.
Speaker 8:After that You're full of shit, you're numb, go ahead, tell the story. So I went to the local supermarket who has all these different sections and all these different sections, I went to the supermarket.
Speaker 8:Sorry, departments. I went to the floor of the apartment and I got some flowers. They had some chocolates in the shape of a heart down here Not going to tell you what holiday it was, gee, I fucking wonder. Got a few things and at first I would self check out and I was behind this older, you know, african American gentleman and I was like do you fuck this long ass line because we are over in the deli checkout. So I went over to self checkout at the market and got right in, right out.
Speaker 8:So me and him walked out of the door at the same time and he had holiday flowers and chocolates and I had holiday flowers and chocolates, okay, and I was walking by him and he was like stops his car. He's like, oh, good boy. I was like hell, yeah, dude, you too. And he's like well, flowers, little chocolate, like you know he's trying to. You know, good Valentine's Day gift. Like yeah, yeah, you know, this is. This actually is the backup, because I spent a lot of money on a New, a newer ring, hi writer Earlier in the week for love of my life. And he then looks me in the eyes and goes a ring. I was like hell, yeah, dude. And he says my and word.
Speaker 7:With the, with the.
Speaker 8:With the end and I look dude. I didn't know what to say Because I was not going to say it back.
Speaker 2:How long? How long are you waiting on that? The?
Speaker 8:So, yeah, he looks to me Like my yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm saying I didn't say it. He said it to me and he had every right to. And I look at Michael, what did you say? Yeah, brother.
Speaker 2:And fucking hell yeah, brother, you turned into Hulk Hogan.
Speaker 8:No, no, no. Hulk Hogan was yeah, brother, I was more a hell. Yeah, bro. And I got in my truck and I immediately left Because I had no idea what to say and I was On the sidewalk of a supermarket, and there was. There were all these. People Change the battery in your smoke detector, that's racist.
Speaker 2:The one playing the sound bro.
Speaker 8:Continue on my head. If I had a redo, would you? Say you say, would you say yeah?
Speaker 2:and word back to him. No, I was how Coco just said and word and didn't say the word.
Speaker 3:I've been waiting my whole life for an opportunity like this you know, anytime I'm trying to say Edward, I'm just going to Say word.
Speaker 2:I'm super afraid that, like, I'm going to fucking have a brain aneurysm and say the N word while I'm trying to mom trying to say he does. Yeah, yeah, imagine still having murky, imagine having a dad.
Speaker 8:I have not funny.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I still have my grandma, but you know what?
Speaker 6:She's fucking crazy Like this, so they're subscribed, because that's apparently the only way we can subscribe to the family, like somebody has to subscribe you know we actually have to have followers there and subscribers.
Speaker 8:The bull Ask.
Speaker 4:Tell.
Speaker 6:Bradley to subscribe to the family we have three content over there, you don't have to subscribe to the fans Well you want to grind.
Speaker 2:Does he know that you signed up for grinder?
Speaker 7:I dropped my monster condom that I used for my, for a magnum, magnum, dong.
Speaker 2:That's a problem.
Speaker 3:You probably know.
Speaker 2:I'm free.
Speaker 8:Love it, can't be that.
Speaker 2:Oh, how much longer do we have? Hey, what, how's it, what's it like? What hours?
Speaker 11:It's kind of like being a woman, because you just get objectified.
Speaker 3:You know, I'm just saying, nobody knows, I feel that a woman looks at you and just says oh, what is that?
Speaker 2:Oh, how does that feel? Probably awful.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it was like nice at first and then it's like I don't really want this attention. Why doesn't anybody care about who Sean is, instead of what he has you know?
Speaker 2:That's your fault.
Speaker 4:Shut up.
Speaker 7:What do you mean, women?
Speaker 8:in the fucking United States would say that that was your initial contact.
Speaker 3:Say that again.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm making initial contact in your dick.
Speaker 8:That's. That's what they would say Shut the fuck up. You're like, hey, it's not going to be that bad, they're going to shut the fuck up, that's going to hurt.
Speaker 3:Oh, yeah, yeah. Is that why you won't let me put it in your butt? That's absolutely, why no superpowers for anybody?
Speaker 8:A thousand percent scare of your dick and how much Use.
Speaker 3:A thousand percent sure it would give us both superpowers.
Speaker 2:If I want to be a thousand percent sure I'm going to come.
Speaker 8:If I want to train for Zeno, I'm not this.
Speaker 7:When is that one?
Speaker 2:Is that your racist discord that you're in? No, yeah.
Speaker 4:I don't know what that is. What's that about? No, that's not that one.
Speaker 2:You said no, and then you went wait, wait, don't say it like that.
Speaker 7:Looks like we got another racist on the podcast.
Speaker 3:You do be like that. It's like an hilarious I drank.
Speaker 1:Oh man man, you just won't give us his meat.
Speaker 7:No, I'm going to starve.
Speaker 8:No, I'm going to starve. Just wait, Don't get no the Z now see.
Speaker 3:Oh, why is that? Image is shiny Umbreon crying. That makes it way more sad.
Speaker 7:Oh, emotional damage.
Speaker 4:What if we could do it?
Speaker 2:I wonder if we could do a whole podcast with us just playing the soundboards in in response to everybody else doing like.
Speaker 3:I feel like if we had our own soundboards if I had nitro no with the ones that you have in other servers.
Speaker 2:I'll buy you nitro for a fucking day if we can do it.
Speaker 8:Say, well that. I mean, is there a free trial? Fuck it, I have no idea.
Speaker 2:Probably I'll get it there.
Speaker 8:I'm sure.
Speaker 7:Then it goes what?
Speaker 4:Oh, my God.
Speaker 3:Grabbed up my pussy.
Speaker 8:About zero's procedure. I bet that's like that.
Speaker 2:I can always trust the wife to have her back.
Speaker 3:Well, yeah Well, you shadow bitches farted.
Speaker 2:No you ain't, I'm going to come, no, you ain't, I'm going to come.
Speaker 8:God damn, no, you ain't.
Speaker 7:I'm not right.
Speaker 4:Don't fuck, don't fuck, it shouldn't be that fucking. He's pulling his cock out.
Speaker 7:He's pulling his cock out. It's the end. It's the end, oh no.
Speaker 6:I'm pretty sure we lost most of our viewers already.
Speaker 7:Bye now, Goodbye everybody.
Speaker 6:Goodbye everybody. What the fuck.