Ever wondered if you've got what it takes to survive in the wild... or at least outlast a feisty weasel or a crafty crocodile in a hypothetical showdown? Strap in for a wild ride as we navigate through a jungle of laughter, intimate confessions, and the kind of survival strategies that would make Darwin himself raise an eyebrow. Along the way, we'll crack the code on the secret life of fetishes, from the garden-variety to the truly out-of-this-world, and spill our most cringe-worthy personal tales that will leave your sides splitting or your heart warming—sometimes both at once.
Get ready to cast judgment on our questionable culinary choices and learn why "girl dinner" might just be your next go-to comfort meal. We've got the lowdown on everything from human autophagy to spectral lovers. Plus, we shine a spotlight on the bold and the brave who dare to embrace their unusual desires, whether it's the allure of glossy hair or the enigmatic charm of robotic companions. Our fearless hosts and their equally daring guests plumb the depths of human sexuality with humor, candor, and the occasional blush, proving there's no topic too taboo for our intrepid crew.
But that's not all—ever pitted your wits against an animal in a battle of hypothetical survival scenarios? We do just that, offering strategic insights on going toe-to-toe with the animal kingdom's finest. From the tiny might of a mouse to the daunting bulk of an elephant, we assess our odds in a series of whimsical matchups that are as entertaining as they are unlikely. And because no competition is complete without a prize, we round off the episode with a reveal of our gaming triumphs and the dubious honor bestowed upon the victor. Join us for this episode of hilarity, humanity, and a dash of the wild side of life.
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Ever wondered if you've got what it takes to survive in the wild... or at least outlast a feisty weasel or a crafty crocodile in a hypothetical showdown? Strap in for a wild ride as we navigate through a jungle of laughter, intimate confessions, and the kind of survival strategies that would make Darwin himself raise an eyebrow. Along the way, we'll crack the code on the secret life of fetishes, from the garden-variety to the truly out-of-this-world, and spill our most cringe-worthy personal tales that will leave your sides splitting or your heart warming—sometimes both at once.
Get ready to cast judgment on our questionable culinary choices and learn why "girl dinner" might just be your next go-to comfort meal. We've got the lowdown on everything from human autophagy to spectral lovers. Plus, we shine a spotlight on the bold and the brave who dare to embrace their unusual desires, whether it's the allure of glossy hair or the enigmatic charm of robotic companions. Our fearless hosts and their equally daring guests plumb the depths of human sexuality with humor, candor, and the occasional blush, proving there's no topic too taboo for our intrepid crew.
But that's not all—ever pitted your wits against an animal in a battle of hypothetical survival scenarios? We do just that, offering strategic insights on going toe-to-toe with the animal kingdom's finest. From the tiny might of a mouse to the daunting bulk of an elephant, we assess our odds in a series of whimsical matchups that are as entertaining as they are unlikely. And because no competition is complete without a prize, we round off the episode with a reveal of our gaming triumphs and the dubious honor bestowed upon the victor. Join us for this episode of hilarity, humanity, and a dash of the wild side of life.
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Speaker 1:What? Yeah, I'm stuck.
Speaker 4:Why are you funny?
Speaker 2:Why is it so easy for you? Yeah, that was fucked. Why, why is it? Why can't you just say like three words and be the funniest man on earth? Yeah?
Speaker 3:And the thing is, is it only lasts like for a few minutes a day?
Speaker 4:I can't hold on to it for the whole day. It's brilliant yeah.
Speaker 1:You got to pass on that one.
Speaker 5:You just got captured. The thought as it's fucking whizzing by Right Makes sense. You make sense you make sense how you boys doing today.
Speaker 2:I'm doing good. I mean the sub, what?
Speaker 5:kind of sub is that? Is that Jersey Mike's?
Speaker 2:No, it's from Subway from a couple days ago.
Speaker 5:Once that began to belism.
Speaker 2:But it was free because my work paid for it.
Speaker 4:Nice I'd say you're kind of Subway so much.
Speaker 5:As long as it's not too much. I'm like a good crunch. God damn it, I don't want a sub sandwich.
Speaker 2:Yeah, put it in my air fryer.
Speaker 5:It could be a nice good crunch on it. No, I had a crumble cookie for dinner.
Speaker 3:Girl dinner, that's not dinner.
Speaker 5:Girl dinner. That's straight up girl dinner, yeah.
Speaker 2:It's going to give me smash ass. What Zeno had girl?
Speaker 3:You're definitely getting smash ass tomorrow, for sure.
Speaker 5:I had smash ass today. Oh well, it was close to smash ass Like I got home. Ass hit toilet seat and it just fell out of me. It was all I could do to fucking hold it together, just to make it that far. Yeah, oh God.
Speaker 3:What did?
Speaker 6:you have for girl dinner.
Speaker 5:I had a crumble cookie.
Speaker 6:I'm so jealous what flavor it was delicious.
Speaker 5:It was a hostess cupcake flavor.
Speaker 6:Oh my God, I'm going to fucking come.
Speaker 5:They had a little swirl on it too. I did come.
Speaker 6:You did. Oh, was that the swirl?
Speaker 5:I'd rather not say oh my.
Speaker 3:Oh, babe, yeah, Wow.
Speaker 5:Hot A little embarrassed about it. It should be, you should be.
Speaker 3:Zeno eats home. He eats a shit, only my own who doesn't.
Speaker 6:It's official. Only you do my own.
Speaker 3:Sometimes you just shoot a load of gum and you're just like man, this looks delicious.
Speaker 5:Yeah, it was like I was playing with it in between my fingers. I was like I can make a pretty sweet design with this. Oh my God A little swirl.
Speaker 6:What is happening? I'm sorry Is that too fucking far no.
Speaker 3:That's where we're drawn it is a real fetish to eat your own cum, but I don't know what that would be called. Google it.
Speaker 4:Google it.
Speaker 3:Murphy, it's on your Google now Search it.
Speaker 1:I don't want to search it.
Speaker 3:No, boy, you won't. You won't, you won't count pussy, pussy, you won't.
Speaker 5:You're up in his search history already.
Speaker 6:That's weird, it's called this.
Speaker 1:You got this, no that already.
Speaker 5:Yes, kitty, I love spaghetti.
Speaker 2:The benefits and risk of eating your own cum.
Speaker 5:I'm going to write this Benefits. It's naturally going to read it.
Speaker 3:Well, I feel like it's got to be like high in something right.
Speaker 5:It's a good source of protein but how would you?
Speaker 2:But, how would you pronounce our own and any?
Speaker 3:Our own, and then e e one's guessing.
Speaker 2:It's called Ronnie oh.
Speaker 5:That is fantastic. I could have it. You could not script that better should I do actual dinner tonight or you probably should, you probably should.
Speaker 6:You should probably eat something more than a crumble cookie.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 6:About the girl dinner. I said I'd be back.
Speaker 5:Are you going to though?
Speaker 6:Go back.
Speaker 5:Yeah. Maybe, the answer wasn't. Yes is the thing. So you know last mile.
Speaker 6:Listen to the pod.
Speaker 5:No, he doesn't. He refuses switch might. That's where you something yeah oh, I didn't know, she actually passed.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he put in the group chat a few, like I once a month ago, yeah it's been I.
Speaker 5:Remember seeing that she was like Maybe she was in my house, and I do remember it having issues.
Speaker 3:I Actually.
Speaker 5:I do remember. Now I'm just being dumb.
Speaker 3:And she kind of went to come with toast a there to a stand. Yeah, I'm house if you do listen to the podcast. We love you, buddy. We are very deeply sorry for your loss.
Speaker 2:I don't have a way for this.
Speaker 4:Dicks out for last week we talked about a different fun.
Speaker 2:I guess mother well, I mean, that was fucking four years ago or some shit like that. You got over it.
Speaker 5:Yeah, three years ago. He hasn't gotten over it, though, yeah.
Speaker 6:Yeah he said he thinks about his mom every day. I listen to it literally today.
Speaker 5:Cool no, anything. You're gonna show us anything back?
Speaker 2:Yes, Goodbye I. It's leaving me, oh.
Speaker 5:I was very confused what was happening there for a second.
Speaker 3:Well, there you go. If you sign up for the fans.
Speaker 5:Well, you could actually see that, but you can also see what's under the desk, like a special camera for our feet.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I think we would get a lot more people oh.
Speaker 4:You guys got the clean fee. I'll leave mine like I'll get new socks all time. So it leaves like that little bit of like sock fuzz. Oh, yes, yeah, so it looks like it's been like I've been working all day. You know I'm gonna fucking.
Speaker 5:And I'm gonna not trim my toenails, so I'm gonna have like fucking talons, oh yeah.
Speaker 4:That sounds bad, are you okay? Why are you still under the fucking desk.
Speaker 5:Yeah, you can come out now, bud.
Speaker 6:That's his workstation ever actually. That's go up and have it come back down.
Speaker 2:I'll be sure it was. There's some shit like that.
Speaker 6:That would have been content.
Speaker 2:It would have what I hadn't. They had to pay for it.
Speaker 5:What could have been?
Speaker 2:what could have been. I'm just too stupid though.
Speaker 3:Oh, we're all idiots here.
Speaker 6:Let's go like did we not build like the, the thing where you can rub up, repair stuff that's broken? I?
Speaker 4:don't know, I just stuttered. There's one in switches room for the listeners.
Speaker 2:We're talking about power world.
Speaker 5:Yeah it was absorbed much of our daily lives now.
Speaker 2:Well, you know was around more remember Zeno on Tuesday you said you were gonna be busy to be putting stuff together. And then you've rated with us.
Speaker 5:Did you?
Speaker 2:end up putting the stuff together anyway.
Speaker 5:Putting what stuff together?
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, yeah, what do you got back there? Oh, it's green.
Speaker 1:Switches are really tell what's there.
Speaker 6:It's a touching tavern.
Speaker 5:Oh, in the center here I have the mighty morphin power Rangers, the new set that just came out. They were all holding their weapons. That's about it as far as I got. I actually did. Before I Joined the chat earlier I started to build that shelf, but you'll notice, the bottom of it doesn't have those. Yeah, there was a little incident with it. You bring and maybe, and you know, I just decided we didn't need it anymore.
Speaker 2:So that's how that pocket, yeah, just never move it.
Speaker 5:It's actually quite sturdy.
Speaker 4:I'm gonna hit that thing like a break.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I'm gonna fucking smack you in the tank. I do have a lock on the door because People would just walk in whenever.
Speaker 2:On in power. No on the store, oh yeah because murky would just walk into your room or something like that.
Speaker 5:No, it wasn't murky.
Speaker 4:It was more of my drunk friends.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh, fuxino where?
Speaker 4:oh Fucking hell? Yeah, oh, he's just room, they fuck.
Speaker 2:What's the fuck's up? And he's, and you're in the middle of the other, something like that yeah, I'm streaming what's up. Yeah, be racist. I know you want to be, uh.
Speaker 5:Yeah. Okay, you're done, get the fuck out.
Speaker 6:All right well, he doesn't have one, have a cat.
Speaker 2:You do have a cat. Well, you what were we gonna do? You had something that you wanted to do.
Speaker 3:So we last left on the ages inside out. What shut the fuck up, fuck. So we're on impact. Play Sorry what we're on eyes. We're on impact impact games.
Speaker 4:Getting hit, impact play, I would say like hard, like force you know, I mean just really what murky's into.
Speaker 6:It's getting smacked around, getting hit with different things.
Speaker 3:That's absolutely correct, because it also involves not just spanking with paddles your hands, whips, whatever like maybe spatulas. It's also straight up punching your partner as well, which murky has a story about.
Speaker 6:Him getting beat.
Speaker 4:No, it's where I found out where my line was.
Speaker 1:Oh no, I'll do.
Speaker 4:So I had been with the struggle for like a number of years and, yeah, we got into a little bit of the likes. Choking was a thing, a little bit of restraint play, I guess impact Coco's into choking and confirmed yeah.
Speaker 4:So it got like almost to a point where, like this chick would let like she won me, like choke her harder and I would always stop prematurely because her face would start to fucking turn color, right, yeah. And so I'm like dude, I'm like I can't be doing that shit, like hearing a fucking bruises and shit like Kind of want me to beat you, fuck out of her, more or less. So then there was one day like we were in the middle of Going at it, fucking hardcore.
Speaker 5:Fucking hard guys.
Speaker 4:I'm fucking middle, like my hand around her throat. She was punch me in the fucking face and I've never, and I've never had my dick get soft so fast. Because I was like no, like I'll go to jail. What do you mean? What the fuck was there? Yeah, what's mean I punch me in the fucking face and I'm like no, so, yeah, limp dick. Pretty instant I Stopped, yeah, and I kind of got I don't know, did I didn't know what to do? And she's a one stop, like cuz, you told me to punch you in the fucking face. She's like well, yeah, like the middle of it, why not? And I'm like do I punch you in the fucking face, bro, I Need to sign a consent form For real.
Speaker 3:You made it.
Speaker 4:So, yeah, yeah, that was an interesting time of my life. Discovering yourself is important, and when you discover, yourself is important. When you discover yourself and you find the lines that you don't cross, you realize hey, like, maybe I'm not cut out for these things. And also you keep yourself on.
Speaker 2:His line was literally abuse.
Speaker 3:And you know what. That's fair. That's fair. That's fair to know where the line is drawn.
Speaker 6:No, no, far past abuse.
Speaker 4:I had to open hand, smack the shit out of her.
Speaker 2:You did what.
Speaker 3:I'm sorry. I'm sorry. So you did the exact same thing as those cringy videos Zeno sends me all the time I smack my baby by the way around we have the same fucking baby brother wine.
Speaker 5:You do the iPad and I didn't want him to, so let's just say that I smack my baby brother in the face, but right, that was the same energy that I felt there.
Speaker 3:Right, so the next fetish we have on our list is interrogation, hmm.
Speaker 5:I'm going to leave the definition of the wild, stab at it and say you like to be interrogated during sex.
Speaker 3:So it is a form of role play, where people are into the who are into this king will take either the role of the dominant or they will take the submissive side. If you were the dominant, you are the one in charge of the interrogation, while the submissive is holding a secret in this.
Speaker 6:It's in my pants.
Speaker 2:There's no secret in my pants, somehow I mean either.
Speaker 6:Keep looking.
Speaker 2:I can't find it All right. Next All right.
Speaker 3:Next is one of my personal favorites Japanese bondage, bondage, but with weird hentai shit yeah.
Speaker 4:Thank you, yeah, yeah, I'm scared as you talk about this at the fucking body shop. You know what? Yeah, oh, yeah, yeah, you always talk about this, yeah, at the body shop.
Speaker 5:It was a, it was something.
Speaker 4:Could have happened.
Speaker 6:It was a pretty thing.
Speaker 3:Like. This is the art where you decoratively tie up your partner. Sometimes you can even use like bondage tape in there as well to kind of spice a few things up. But there is a really well known Shabari artists and do not ask why I know this their name is.
Speaker 2:You know this, there's no question.
Speaker 3:Their name is Garth Knight and they actually do showcases with their like rope bar and one of their things was they like tied their subjects up to look like trees once Interesting, yeah, it's an art form technically, but it's also a king, yeah.
Speaker 5:Interesting, excellent.
Speaker 3:This next one, though I don't know who's fucking king this is. And if it is your king, dear listener, send DMs to At Kota Cocoa YT specifically because he wants to watch videos of this. We literally have a Twitter, yeah, but it's to you specifically.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 5:We all need to see it.
Speaker 2:You don't even look at the Twitter.
Speaker 5:Right, that's why it's getting he doesn't know how to use Twitter.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you're right, because he's about to learn how to use fans, like you have one.
Speaker 4:I don't fuck around social media.
Speaker 3:So I'm hoping I'm pronouncing this right. Dear listener, that is turned on by this finish. I believe it is pronounced.
Speaker 5:Chalizmophilia Yep, I'm into it. I have no fucking clue he's face was like or what. We don't even know what it is. I know what it is Chalizmophilia.
Speaker 2:Is it when you get your clip peeled? Yes, oh, you see me, look. I have no idea what it is, I'm just throwing a fucking random thing out there.
Speaker 5:What was it again?
Speaker 2:Have you heard some of the shit that we've listened to already? It wasn't a yeah Like an onion Fucking. Just get your clip peeled into layers.
Speaker 5:Say it again what was it? I want to know what it was again.
Speaker 3:Chalizmophilia.
Speaker 5:Chalizmophilia.
Speaker 2:Poop, play Poop stuff, that's just.
Speaker 3:Berkey's warm, but it's not poop play.
Speaker 4:He's in the right direction. Is it vomit?
Speaker 3:Not vomit.
Speaker 5:It is a bodily fluid, though.
Speaker 3:It has to do with your anus.
Speaker 4:Diarrhea. No Lostate examination your body parts.
Speaker 3:do not touch the anus.
Speaker 4:I'll tell you that much what you study the anus whole like a paddle or a fucking whippersaw, just taking a drill to your anus.
Speaker 2:No, not a drill.
Speaker 3:Drill, though Are you cutting the anus?
Speaker 2:out. No, no, you're not cutting it.
Speaker 3:One person who's like the cuck and the other person who's just so low, we're going to get this. You never get this. So, coco, when you have the bidet and you set it up to really high pressure, you accidentally give yourself a.
Speaker 2:I forgot the word Chalizmophilia.
Speaker 5:Enema. It is arousal by enema's.
Speaker 3:Remember that one time that you got water up your gas and then you pooped it out later.
Speaker 2:You mean, when I farted later.
Speaker 3:Yeah, were you at all turned on by that, because if yes, you have chalizmophilia.
Speaker 2:No, she was absolutely disgusted. I was not, I was not, I was not.
Speaker 5:I was in my butt.
Speaker 4:Oh no.
Speaker 6:I am sometimes a little turned on when it fills up my butt, though, to be on, I learned something.
Speaker 2:Coco will remember this. Yeah, all right.
Speaker 6:This next one is a very long name, so bear with me here.
Speaker 3:It is Can top tronophilia. Can top tronophilia? I'm not even. I have no idea. You fucking like transformers, I'm not even. I'm not even, I'm not even.
Speaker 2:I'm not even, I'm not even you fucking like transformers.
Speaker 5:That's exactly what I was going to say. I was like you, like fucking the vacuum.
Speaker 3:All right, Uh murky, what is your job on this?
Speaker 4:turned on by the use of household products.
Speaker 3:Murky, so far as the closest.
Speaker 4:No shit, fuck. I'm thinking like a kitchen aid mixer. I'm going to see this word actually spelled out Rub your dick.
Speaker 6:Oh, you sit on the Washington beater.
Speaker 3:Hmm, okay, okay, uh, the oh and uh, hold on, I'm trying to find. There's the ADHD, so that's the word boys. Uh, it is the sexual arousal from having sex or masturbating in front of a mirror or reflective surfaces. Oh so, hmm, you guys so that's why I said murky was the closest. As long as there's a reflective surface, I mean You're getting off to it.
Speaker 5:I usually don't want to do it in a reflective surface, because then the post, not clarity hits and I'm looking at myself and I'm like what the fuck?
Speaker 2:is wrong with you. Goop a come dripping from your dick, yeah.
Speaker 5:Then I, like you know, if I'm not looking at a mirror, then I think about making a design of my crumble cookies and that's, yeah, a little bit better.
Speaker 3:But Uh, then we're finally in the L's.
Speaker 5:Uh limits, limits, Limits Does it have to do with edging? Oh it, technically can.
Speaker 4:Limits. I want to say it's like if one person's like you can do anything, you want me except this, that's it, and you get turned on like more because, like you can't do something.
Speaker 3:Correct. You are turned on by the forbidden things within the list from your partner.
Speaker 5:That's why I won't let Coco or murky fuck me.
Speaker 3:Understandable.
Speaker 2:Oh, coming together.
Speaker 6:Because it's forbidden. Well they're turned on because it's forbidden.
Speaker 3:So this one I know for a fact, because they said that they were. This is murky, huh, massacism.
Speaker 5:What is that, murky? I don't know what you went to.
Speaker 4:I know the definition, it is an M in the BDSM.
Speaker 3:What, what?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I've never Wait, wait wait, wait wait. Do you know what BDSM stands for? Murky?
Speaker 4:Bondage domination, Isn't it set? Oh masochism.
Speaker 3:I could be slave master, or say though masochism sometimes it depends on who is using the term.
Speaker 6:I've never heard it called slave master.
Speaker 3:Yeah, neither have I, I've heard.
Speaker 2:He's from the old days on the radio show. Oh, hang on, I got a sound for this somewhere.
Speaker 4:Is this just because I was talking about choking? Yes, earlier, ok.
Speaker 3:So masochism is deriving pleasure from the high sensation most often referred to as pain, that is either physical or emotional slavery.
Speaker 4:Sexual slavery yes, sexual slavery.
Speaker 5:And you know I used to keep a sex dungeon.
Speaker 3:So this is where murky either gets really turned on because somebody just hurts him so bad emotionally, or somebody just beats the living fuck out of him and he gets.
Speaker 2:You know, there's a lot of stuff. That just made sense in my brain when you say yeah, the emotional part of it makes sense for murky.
Speaker 4:You know, I'm not.
Speaker 6:No, you guys are horrible Stop.
Speaker 4:I wouldn't say. I've never had anybody talk shit to me while I fuck. You know I lied. I had one girl be like, hey, like I don't, like I want to try something. This is also the same chick who wanted me to punch her in the face. This before or after, during Somewhere in the ballpark OK, yeah, was like talking shit to me, basically while we were engaging in the intercourse. Did you like it, the intercourse? No, not really.
Speaker 6:So that was being degraded.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I guess. Yeah, I didn't like it. I don't like it.
Speaker 3:I'm going to bust nut in water tower.
Speaker 6:So you're not a degradee.
Speaker 4:No no.
Speaker 6:Don't try to choke me either.
Speaker 4:If you try to choke me, I'm going to fucking choke you back way harder than you're choking me.
Speaker 2:And then I'm going to tell you to punch me in the face and you're going to think about it again.
Speaker 4:I swear man, like the first thing. As soon as she said that, what popped in my head was big black eye and me and cuffs in the back of a car. I had by by the time I snap back to reality and probably the point three seconds that took my dick was soft. I went from fucking cutting diamonds to Dying diamonds are cutting me. Yeah, you want some of this fucking God damn Lipstick. Yeah, limp ass, fucking dick. I was trying to think what's the big Italian sausage? What's the fucking make on?
Speaker 6:that sausage.
Speaker 5:It's me, yeah, but the big ones.
Speaker 4:I'm the big Italian around. There's real floppy.
Speaker 1:All right.
Speaker 3:Our next one, malolonia.
Speaker 2:You're in.
Speaker 5:I was going to say you're in. I don't want to say it you do You're trying to keep?
Speaker 2:Do you like having a flute played in your pussy?
Speaker 3:Coco is the closest right now.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's just a little bit of music.
Speaker 3:Yes, you get turned on by music. But it's not like you have like to go to Spotify. It's just like you get a strong sexual reaction to certain music and fantasizing about what happens during said song.
Speaker 4:Interesting. It's not the go to playlist that you have somewhere.
Speaker 3:The next fetish is nylons.
Speaker 2:Nylon rope, all the.
Speaker 4:No, the nylon like thigh high fucking Fucking. Yeah, yeah, Stockings. Thank you guys.
Speaker 3:A woman wearing stockings. Essentially, you get turned on by that Everybody.
Speaker 5:Yeah, like that to feel like they are right.
Speaker 3:I mean a girl in like thigh high socks does it for me.
Speaker 4:I tell you what did it for me and Zeno was the chick that served us barbecue in fucking knee high stripper boots. That girl, that was the day after the concert when I couldn't eat and she's like, dude, you look rough and we started talking and we're like, yeah, we went to this concert. She's like what fucking concert you go to? It's fucking like it's Wednesday, yeah, or Wayne for blah, blah, blah. She's like, oh, it's so awesome, like sat out, like talk to us.
Speaker 1:I'm just like so you know, you see you see this email here.
Speaker 4:Right Cos yet existed who's? I might be super fucking feeling like shit, but I will. I'm not going back to work.
Speaker 5:I didn't care. I was off that day anyways, right.
Speaker 4:You know you missed out, mr. Up to the bad.
Speaker 5:Yeah, maybe she was really cool.
Speaker 1:Yes, you're so cool we did several times.
Speaker 4:We went in the knee. I like stripper boots. Just a dude was the icing on the cake and I did something for me.
Speaker 5:She was super cool, she was really pretty and she'd wear those boots and I'm like and she had died of tattoos.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I was about that shit and Zeno was about that shit. It seems like Paris time. I'm fucking, I'm flying baby.
Speaker 5:Mm. Hmm, she was very cute, especially thanks, I could see Zeno's dick in person.
Speaker 4:Hey not through jeans, mm hmm, We'd be going be like, yeah, he put his hands up to high five me. I just throw her out of the way and I just see him.
Speaker 6:You guys, could I next man?
Speaker 5:missed opportunity.
Speaker 4:Mm. Hmm, live and learn, yeah, on your limits, find yourself.
Speaker 5:We would open up a fucking dimension to some other fucking world or some shit, if we did that.
Speaker 4:Be hilarious, your dick clapping one side and like, with the force of my ass, like, yeah, my dick on the other side, right, I just kill somebody.
Speaker 5:Yeah, the person probably fucking right, snap, neck and a fucking. We just crush him like there'd be no one. Like probably be a hell of an orgasm, though, 100 percent Like orgasm. Death by death by orgasm, death by orgasm yeah, that makes sense.
Speaker 4:Damn it.
Speaker 5:That's the name of my band.
Speaker 4:You know me and you what. So we're going to name our first poems you know me and you.
Speaker 5:I'm glad that I went to band name and you went to porn name. That could be the same thing.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it could be the same thing. We'll have a music video.
Speaker 1:Death by orgasm with our first porn as the must be in our music video.
Speaker 4:Check out the fans leave for the previews of death by orgasm.
Speaker 2:Don't promise them stuff that you can't fulfill. Xeno could play the guitar. Yeah, are you going to fuck?
Speaker 5:No but I'm not going to fuck, I'm just going to jerk it.
Speaker 2:I would say I would kill to see both of you, jerk, and side by side.
Speaker 6:I just going to be like on the fucking firing line.
Speaker 5:You're just going to see two sweaty men in their 30s.
Speaker 2:I'm going to have to get on Boo Black Ops mask trying to get it done. All right, what's the next fetish? I think we've derailed a little.
Speaker 4:We've beaten this one to death. All right, let's go.
Speaker 3:Uh, nebula, feel you.
Speaker 2:You have space.
Speaker 6:Dick hard turned on by space stars, you would think, but no.
Speaker 5:Is the way the planets and they fucking. There's a big bang and that fucking stuff happens in the sets and you get turned on by it.
Speaker 2:You get turned on in the light you fucking like dust, oh you come on our dust.
Speaker 5:This is where it off on the idea of coming stardust, I feel like this is the purest, so this is pure.
Speaker 3:This is a lesser known kink that involves being sexually aroused by fog, steam, dry ice or smoke.
Speaker 2:You know we were close with the galley, I think smoke.
Speaker 4:Maybe that's why I smoke cigarettes. Maybe secretly it turns me off.
Speaker 2:I don't know what it is. Don't give yourself an excuse.
Speaker 5:I've got a story for you guys, though Like I don't know what it is about. Stars that great girls in the mood. Well, like when, especially in high school, like I had those glow in the dark stars that you just like placed on the seat.
Speaker 3:Yeah, bro.
Speaker 5:I did this as a fucking adult too, and it still fucking worked. Yeah, you get those fucking stars. You put them on the ceiling. They glow in the dark. Right you have a lady over You're laying in bed. You just look up and you just go. Man, stars sure are beautiful tonight. Fucking works. Every goddamn time you work every goddamn time.
Speaker 6:Fucking truth, dude.
Speaker 4:It's so dumb.
Speaker 6:Do you have money or ceiling right now? No, I don't.
Speaker 4:Dude.
Speaker 2:I know because I painted the ceiling. No, you did.
Speaker 4:We switched rooms so I had the stars and I'm almost positive. I hit dusty with that exact same line. It fucking works every time.
Speaker 6:Yes.
Speaker 4:I fucking stupid.
Speaker 6:And what do?
Speaker 4:you mean, you got these. That's why you're laying in bed.
Speaker 5:If you're laying in bed Coco the first time, and he just looks at the stars. It goes, man, stars sure are beautiful tonight. Would you be like, all right, we're making out now. No.
Speaker 4:What Get the fuck out? Why I?
Speaker 5:wouldn't, I don't believe it.
Speaker 4:First of all, we could just picture that smile he's got right now A real dumb, stupid smile of his. Yeah, it's easily manipulated.
Speaker 5:And you're a fucking idiot. You're a dork. That was cute, though, yeah, and then you're going to put your tongue in. You're some.
Speaker 6:I don't think. So what is? I don't think that would do it.
Speaker 5:E, would that work for you? Uh, probably. You come over to my house, I lay you in my bed, I look up at the stars and I say, man, the stars are beautiful and I we making out, most likely.
Speaker 3:There we go, fresh Bump.
Speaker 4:Bump Make out.
Speaker 3:The next one is Objectum sexuality.
Speaker 5:When you become degraded objectify somebody you get off on it. Can you say your?
Speaker 4:mobile. I need inanimate objects.
Speaker 3:As is God, you are turned on by inanimate objects.
Speaker 2:Brooms are pretty sexy. I need things to do, all right.
Speaker 3:Uh, this next one. It is in the P's, but I'm going to call it by what it's more popularly known as breathing.
Speaker 2:What did you just say? Breathing? Yeah, don't you have a girl that wants to do that with you.
Speaker 3:No, not anymore.
Speaker 2:Get me. She still doesn't want to do it.
Speaker 3:Uh, she's been blocked for a while now.
Speaker 5:It was years ago. Some of your contact information years ago.
Speaker 2:It was like fucking two years ago.
Speaker 3:Yeah, which is years ago.
Speaker 5:No, I get the years ago, that's not stated.
Speaker 3:Uh, so it is pregnancy fetishism where, uh, you want to experience the baby cream pie, but you do not want the baby part of things.
Speaker 2:That's what the abortions for.
Speaker 5:Oh, no, no, no.
Speaker 6:Most people that are in that have breeding kinks are just on birth control of some sort. A lot of people that are have breeding kinks also end up pregnant.
Speaker 5:I had a girlfriend that had that kink.
Speaker 2:Again, that's what the abortions, what she just like cream pies or wanted to be pregnant.
Speaker 5:No, she didn't want to be pregnant, but she did want to be cream by.
Speaker 6:I mean, yeah, it's better.
Speaker 5:It was a girl that it kicked out before murky moved in. Oh her, yeah, it's deadly. Murky also loves being cream pie.
Speaker 4:So you didn't miss out. There wasn't a gap, that's why you lined me up to move in so quick. It was her out Move my shit in same day.
Speaker 6:It was a flawless move or a smooth transition, you know look, as long as I still get to give cream pies, you can move in.
Speaker 5:Yeah, and he was like all right, I get it, rent is cheap, I guess.
Speaker 6:If you do it under this, you don't like it.
Speaker 4:All right, cool, cool yeah.
Speaker 3:I've got hair in my mouth.
Speaker 4:Yeah, no, I can't feel. My UV load doesn't make me throw up.
Speaker 3:So this next one. Fun statistic about it 36% of people in the United States have admitted to doing this. Finish.
Speaker 2:So hang on. That means at least one of us have done this Statistically.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I haven't got it yet I think I miss it. It is public sex.
Speaker 2:Well, I'm out.
Speaker 3:Well, I know he's done it. Worst part is he's not wrong. You told me the story.
Speaker 5:That's the only reason I know.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you fucking did it in the fucking Burger King, right? I'm with that action.
Speaker 4:I'm with that shit.
Speaker 3:But fun fact that Burger King is no longer round.
Speaker 2:You put it out of business.
Speaker 5:It's a huge fucking meat. Was that a Burger King around here?
Speaker 3:It is one that is not far from three people in this chat. It is now not a part store.
Speaker 6:Interesting.
Speaker 4:So anyway, I know, okay, yep, I know exactly what we're talking about. I can't think of it. Hold out, I'll set it to you.
Speaker 5:I know there's a Burger King that went out of business around us.
Speaker 2:He's trying to be vague enough so that it doesn't come out. Don't start guessing out loud, you asshole. I feel like the longer we talk about this, somebody is going to slip.
Speaker 5:Yeah, Merygge's texting it to me right now.
Speaker 2:It's even worse.
Speaker 5:You're worse.
Speaker 2:You're fucking terrible. All right, what's the next one?
Speaker 3:Your mom Quirofilia.
Speaker 6:What Spell that?
Speaker 3:Q-U-I-R-O-F. I'm sorry, if, if, if, then I hold on. This text is kind of weird.
Speaker 2:I'm not even going to, I don't even have a guess.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so it's Q-U-I-R-O-F-I-L-I-A. How are you, Ophelia?
Speaker 6:Quirofilia. Quirofilia.
Speaker 2:Do you get fucking turned on by standing in a line? No, I have nothing.
Speaker 6:Turned on by hieroglyphics.
Speaker 3:Give me what's the?
Speaker 4:name one more time.
Speaker 3:I'm assuming it's pronounced quirofilia or quirofilia with an eye.
Speaker 4:I are yes.
Speaker 2:Fucking birds.
Speaker 4:Um, I put it in fucking turned on by nature. Nature turns you on. You want to fuck a tree or case? I lied, I changed my answer Case it is, turn you on. He said he is, do turn him. He said he is fucking turn you on. Dude, I got it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, all right. What is the?
Speaker 5:daddy, what was the name of it again?
Speaker 3:I'm assuming it's pronounced queer or feel, or quite a lot of feel. Yeah, it is in the 88 80 HD group chat. God, I cannot talk.
Speaker 5:Let me take a look at it here. Come on my real feeling. Yeah, um.
Speaker 2:Oh five, no three.
Speaker 5:I'm stupid to ignore all the likes. I said you Hi, yeah, I don't know, all right Uh it is can finish.
Speaker 6:Take hands.
Speaker 2:Yeah, is Cairo like the fucking derevoration of hand in some fucking language?
Speaker 3:Probably. Uh, but yeah, it's when you pretty much have an attraction to fingers, maybe a good manicure or somebody just has smoking hot hands or something, so you just find hands sexy.
Speaker 2:And that's called third degree burns.
Speaker 3:Yes, so we're probably going to end off on the ours before we go On to our little game show that murky and I have made, once he's done with this fucking phone call apparently.
Speaker 2:Uh, just keep going until he's done on the phone and I guess that's fair, all right, so we're in the arse through the rest of the list. Instead of guessing, instead of us guessing.
Speaker 3:All right, role play. So it's another very common kink where you pretend to be somebody you're not. Uh, our is robot fetishism, so this Is that the transformer, one that's the transformer. So fun statistic 22% of people are willing to find a robot partner to get the rocks off.
Speaker 2:Bro, I'd fuck a robot.
Speaker 5:I'd fuck a robot.
Speaker 6:I mean, I'm a woman.
Speaker 1:Have you seen plenty? Of you seem to become human.
Speaker 3:Would you fuck a robot? Would you fuck a robot murky?
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:What do you mean? Okay, I at least want to get through, as because one in particular is a Zeno fetish, like, no doubt A hundred percent, I would put money down. This is a Zeno. I already know what's going on.
Speaker 4:This is this next one, spectrophilia.
Speaker 3:Ghost fucking glasses Turn on by ghost. You want to fuck a ghost Ghost fucking ghost. Yeah, see, this is a Zeno.
Speaker 4:Yeah, Fuck a ghost yeah if we had been in that mansion and we asked the question like hey, like Miss Lady Ghost, like you want some fuck? And it was like.
Speaker 2:I feel, like that's laying it down and it says fuck is a different thing. And you die.
Speaker 5:Now, when I that AI filter was really popular in Snapchat and I would take a picture randomly in my room and it would just be like an anime girl.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I do remember that ghost.
Speaker 3:I fucked the car. We'll end up with this last one before we go into murking game show. It is I'm, as I can't fucking talk Stagia, philia, stagia.
Speaker 4:Stagia, I knew.
Speaker 2:Dinosaurs Does this involve chemistry of some sort.
Speaker 4:Snug horn.
Speaker 3:No, no, but it involves one of our favorite guest stars of the podcast, farah no Normally speaks through Coco. Oh say in this one about me, it is the sexual pleasure of thinking about doing taboo stuff to go to hell. Hell, yeah, I'm all into that. I'm thinking about the terrible things you're doing to go to hell. Really turge you on, and that's this fetish.
Speaker 5:Does that turn you on? Well?
Speaker 3:baby.
Speaker 4:I'm a baby yeah.
Speaker 5:The more people that do this, the more souls I get. So it's like fucking free money yeah that makes sense. I just don't know so before we start the scandal.
Speaker 4:I have to go to the bathroom.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4:It's the bubblegut I'm sorry. The bubblegut.
Speaker 2:What is on?
Speaker 4:the on the McChicken from the McDonald's today. Not doing well, I'm doing what the Berkeys mom All right.
Speaker 5:I'm very queen.
Speaker 3:You go use the bathroom, we'll continue talking about fetishist Fuck, all right, or the teas. We'll just kind of rapid fire through these tentacles.
Speaker 2:That's tentacles getting.
Speaker 3:Yeah, this next one. Pardon me Probably misreading this, but it's Trichophilia. Maybe try to feel you. I've heard of it. I just don't know what it is it is hair fetish. Oh, you have an erotic contraction. I thought it was going to be, but the neat thing is it's not just this hair. It's like body hair our pair, so they do some hair. Body hair our pair, so they do say those that are attracted to bears normally have this fetish, and we're not talking about the ones in the forest baby.
Speaker 3:We're talking about you Body hair person. Yeah, like if I was a gay man. I'm definitely a bear. I'm a chubby, hairy man. All right, we're now in the. You Insert in soldier boy here there we go.
Speaker 1:You're a philia.
Speaker 2:You say you're a philia. You're a philia either, like fucking Brit either you like getting peed on or it has. That's it With the okay.
Speaker 1:You got it.
Speaker 3:You're.
Speaker 1:Love this.
Speaker 3:It is a fancy name for water sports.
Speaker 5:Huh, that's what they call it's called water sports. Like being peed on, no, no.
Speaker 6:The next one is all the time.
Speaker 2:What's the next?
Speaker 3:one going off.
Speaker 2:No no.
Speaker 3:Oh, because, like I know, my phone's dead and I'm hearing a weird vibrate, so I'm going out.
Speaker 2:Maybe I'm just going insane, you're going insane.
Speaker 3:All right Underwear.
Speaker 6:You like sexy underwear?
Speaker 3:Or you like smelling underwear. Sexy female underwear. That's it, like most Japanese men. All right, this one is another Xeno finish Boyuism Hmm. We already talked about boyuism. We've technically talked about boyuism already on this and Xeno looks. Really you don't remember.
Speaker 6:Okay. I want to guess.
Speaker 3:Well, yeah, okay, you watch it first Fuck you.
Speaker 6:I did, I did say it.
Speaker 3:So it is the fetish where you watch other people have sex.
Speaker 2:But normally they're going to Pornhub.
Speaker 5:Oh yeah, we did talk about this, oh yeah.
Speaker 3:And we'll finish off these now that Murky's back.
Speaker 2:I just finished off the whole list. All right, vicarphilia.
Speaker 3:I have no clue, and it has to do with what we're doing, right now Dix-Daco Arguing. No.
Speaker 6:Angry sex.
Speaker 3:What we're doing here, the whole. Thing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh, you like being turned on by podcasts.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's where we end the fetish is right.
Speaker 4:There is the podcast fetish dude. What's the?
Speaker 6:name.
Speaker 4:Because I'm how I'm turned on right now Vicarphilia. Oh, it's Vicarphilia.
Speaker 3:Dude, I'm going to get raps and get that shit hard and listen to all of this. So, really, what it is is, it is the sexual turn on of hearing people talk to you.
Speaker 1:Okay, okay, yes, right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, go go.
Speaker 5:Yeah, do an episode someday.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's the R and the W's. Our next one is whip Cat on nine tails. Hang on which. I know Murky has in his closet because she showed me before what is it. A cat in nine tails. It's like a little small whip.
Speaker 4:No, I have the acts. I don't have a whip.
Speaker 3:All right, this next one, I feel like I I don't know how to feel about it, but it's called wet and messy Squirting.
Speaker 6:You like a girl who's like a slip and slide.
Speaker 5:No, not going Kind of girl, you got water, or?
Speaker 4:more loom than you need. Loom everywhere.
Speaker 2:Just tell us the answer. We're going through these.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I know, I know, it is where you are just slathered in wet food or beverages Sounds awful Over me and Mountain Dew and give me the dip. I don't know why this is an X, but it's an X. But wax plays where you put hot wax on your partner. Oh my God, like our massage. Yes, why Yoni eggs? What Yoni eggs, yoni? Thank you, yoni eggs.
Speaker 6:Yoni eggs, you guys Get a gas. No, I have no gas. Egg play no they're like they're in egg shaped device that you put inside your vagine. Vagine different kinds but like sometimes they can be used to like you walk around with it in there and then like, uh, he'll exercise, make you like toy. But also some people are just turned on by them. Interesting.
Speaker 4:A lot of the times they're like crystal Coco's like, do you?
Speaker 6:what's this?
Speaker 4:We got two left.
Speaker 1:We got two left Zappers.
Speaker 3:You get in fucking electrocuted with a stun gun. Yeah, yeah, a battle prod specifically. Then we got specifically this one again.
Speaker 1:Another Zeno fetish.
Speaker 3:It is Zen tie Today's subject.
Speaker 4:Sour ranger stuff. You're super close.
Speaker 3:No, I didn't animate no close with it is wearing full body tights, big dig.
Speaker 5:Turn me on, but I'm sure it turned some people.
Speaker 4:If you saw dark Kimberly coming in with the ranger hunter suit on tight fitting takes off the helmet, flips back the hair You're not getting turned on.
Speaker 3:My pants would already be off. Yeah, see, exactly.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 3:I know where the fucking vibrations coming on. I'm going insane, I'm going. I don't like it. Are you guys ready? I have this game.
Speaker 4:Did he like message you about this? It was like hey, I got an idea.
Speaker 2:Don't tell the boys no, yeah, because I don't know about it.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I know what's going on? Oh, is this about how Hick is murky. Yeah, I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
Speaker 2:Oh, is this about how Hick is murky, or something like that.
Speaker 4:Um no, no, it's not.
Speaker 6:Is it? Yes, maybe score on your going to.
Speaker 3:All right, I'm going to let you hit you guys, I'm not giving away so mean, had knocked my phone off From my bed to like this little nightstand that I had, and it was just vibrating because the cabinet in it is just empty, so it was just going.
Speaker 2:Why was it?
Speaker 3:Because channel was replying to tick tocks and my phones on vibrate, oh yeah, so it was just making loud ass noises, all right. So let me get up a score ticker here for us, because this is going to be by points. Uh, winner gets a kiss on the lips from murky himself.
Speaker 4:Baby, I see, I see, all you guys.
Speaker 6:Cause Dusty would be pissed.
Speaker 3:If you would like to.
Speaker 4:If I went. If gas wins, she gets to kiss Dusty. Oh, there we go.
Speaker 6:Probably kiss Dusty anyway, but okay.
Speaker 5:Probably.
Speaker 6:I mean, we could probably kiss murky anyways too.
Speaker 2:Right, yeah, I've kissed. I've kissed Coco multiple times, that's true, I found what murky's balls he has.
Speaker 1:And my is also true.
Speaker 2:Yeah. I was on purpose, but jealous, you know. No the balls are on purpose, the dick was not on purpose.
Speaker 4:Didn't mean to grab my dick, all right.
Speaker 3:So it's just like I said earlier. Uh, murky is kind of co-hosting this because only he knows the answers to these. Yeah, I will be setting up the prompts for each and one of these, but I'm going to be guessing along with you boys. Okay, yes, so we are going to be playing. Does murky think he can beat up these animals in a fight barehanded?
Speaker 4:I thought it was kill my bare hands.
Speaker 3:Oh, so this is if murky, yeah, I mean, if you're fighting them, you would be killing them. This is a battle to death.
Speaker 1:Yeah, all right.
Speaker 3:So I gave murky this super long list of different animals Not super long, there's like less than 20 on here, Uh and I simply just asked them do you think you can beat this in a fight to the death? And it's a range of different animals from super small to super big. So we're going to see what murky thinks.
Speaker 4:So I will tell you along with this, you have basically three answers. The three answers are yes, no and we both die. So tie, ok, those are the yeah, hi, is we both fucking die.
Speaker 2:Now is this like bare handed fights or like bear hand? Ok, so they're headed as no weapons no, armor no.
Speaker 4:And you brought you extra Yep, run what you're wrong.
Speaker 3:And the same with the animals. The animals just have. Yeah, it's all of them.
Speaker 2:Which both OK cool.
Speaker 3:All right. So, starting off with the very beginning, we have mouse. Well, yeah, I'm fucking it.
Speaker 2:Marguerite's fucking the mouse.
Speaker 3:Yeah, marguerite, I'm going to say, please, you can win this fight, yeah.
Speaker 5:I'm going to stomp it out. Everybody guess what's?
Speaker 4:your answer.
Speaker 6:Oh, I said yes.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you're all correct, myself for some else. The reason that's not going to Kill me is it's got two entrants to my body my mouth or my ass, and I can squeeze these fast cheeks tight enough that there's no way to get my ass. And if it tries to get from my mouth, I'm going to grab it with my bare hands. I'm going to squeeze the fucking life out of it and the guts are either going to come out the mouth of the ass and it's going to be dead now.
Speaker 2:Have you thought about getting the plague?
Speaker 4:This is a non diseased rat. This is a healthy, 100 percent ready to go rat and a normal, healthy, 100 percent to go murky.
Speaker 3:So All right, and this is our current score. We are all tied up right now. Just ignore what's up here, because I just went to Jeopardy Labs, pulled up a random thing and I'm just using this as a scoreboard. All right. Next on our list is a rat.
Speaker 2:You're fucking that up too, by the same logic.
Speaker 3:I agree. I believe murky thinks he can kill this.
Speaker 4:OK, everybody's on a yes, you all got the rat correct. Same exact logic as the mouse.
Speaker 6:All right.
Speaker 3:Our next one, excuse me, our next one is a weasel.
Speaker 6:Yes, I believe.
Speaker 3:He leaves, he can kill this.
Speaker 2:I think he can kill it too, yeah.
Speaker 4:You all, once again, would be 100 percent correct. This would be a little bit different than the rat, though. I don't know if I can fucking just grab a fucking weasel to death, and also, if I do grab, it scratches and bites me a little bit. It doesn't have enough to, you know, kill me when I grab it with my hands.
Speaker 2:But you might die of thirst a couple days later.
Speaker 6:He's going to kill again.
Speaker 4:Healthy, weasel, healthy. We say these, no rabies included. I'm fucking murdering the weasel.
Speaker 3:And no chemical warfare here.
Speaker 2:Right, right it's by.
Speaker 3:Next on our list is a rattlesnake.
Speaker 5:Oh, I'm going to say they both die.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm going to say die. I think you're both dying, or you know.
Speaker 6:I'm just going to go out in a limb and I'm going to say Murky still thinks he can kill it.
Speaker 4:So everybody except Gazz is correct we both die, because if it's me and a rattlesnake, obviously he doesn't have to come to me. I have to come to him, and he's cold and ready. Yes, he is going to bite me. However, in a battle to the death, I'm going to then snag that snake up and fucking rip it in half or break it's, you know, break everything. I'm going to kill the snake, but then about 15 minutes later I'm probably going to be stumbling and dying. So, uh, death by snake, snake by death.
Speaker 3:Next on our list is a house cat.
Speaker 2:A house cat.
Speaker 3:A house cat. Oh, I believe Murky, and he's probably going to be like oh you know, I'm going to come in, think I'm a big man. Cats going to scratch me up, I'm going to bleed pretty bad, but I'm going to grab by steel, whip it around, smash it against the wall. So I'm going to say, murky thinks he can win, I'm not saying you're catching a win.
Speaker 1:No, they're not a house. They ran a house. I was just a house cat.
Speaker 2:I think you both die because Dusty's still going to kill you.
Speaker 6:Yeah, yes, I said yes, you can kill it.
Speaker 4:Okay. Everybody who said yes, I can kill it is right. Right, um, well, how's this thing? Most cases, these cats have been trained to be around people.
Speaker 2:Um, I did, but Dusty was going to be the one to kill it.
Speaker 4:I hit it with a little. You know mouth noises could come over. Get some of them. I love for a second. And then I'm a grab by the neck and I'm going to have to spray it and tell death. So yeah, it does it know it's a fight. Even so, yes, I still murder the main Koon.
Speaker 2:How does that go?
Speaker 5:Murder, murder, murder.
Speaker 3:Next on our list is a small dog.
Speaker 5:Well, yeah, he's killing us, he's getting a three point field goal with it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he's going in.
Speaker 6:That's a punter right there. He's not going to care.
Speaker 4:You guys are all right. A small dog, I'm guessing, like a Chihuahua, maybe like a small terrier, yeah, he's not even going to feel bad Death. Be a pilot I would oh my God, dude, I would feel so. Any of these animals, just everyone's aware. I would never like I am traumatized. No, I'm super against just killing animals just to kill animals. It's fucking what's wrong. But at the same time, if you're put in a fucking in a cage and only one of you gets to come out, yeah, I'm going to fucking do what I got to do. You know what I'm?
Speaker 3:saying Next on our list is a duck.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I think Murphy's going to think you know he thinks he's got those.
Speaker 6:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Well, I honestly think that the fight I Murphy's going to kill it if he grabs it, otherwise the ducks just going to fly away and nobody dies. Well, it's fights and death Again.
Speaker 5:Yes, the duck cast a fight.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you guys are all right again.
Speaker 2:I do think I can take a fucking duck and murder set Because this cage is market going to have to climb to the top of the cage.
Speaker 3:Uh, maybe we can say it's a I don't know 10 by 10.
Speaker 6:OK, ok, is there a ceiling?
Speaker 2:There we have to be, otherwise the ducks going to fly away.
Speaker 6:Yeah, there's a ceiling.
Speaker 5:It'd be like duck hunt.
Speaker 3:All right. Next on our list is a hawk. Oh yeah, we're starting again to the territory where I think now the points are really going to start to get divided. I think murky is going to be able to kill it?
Speaker 2:I don't think so. Yeah, I think, the hawks advantage if we're talking about a 10 by 10. We're just going to say it's a 10 by 10 by 10 cube. Oh, I don't think the hawk will have the advantage of the dive bomb that normally would have, because it doesn't have enough space to do this fast.
Speaker 5:Yeah, it's going to fuck him up.
Speaker 2:It's going to hurt him, but I think he's going to come out with some scratches. Maybe he'll lose an eye, but I think he breaks his face.
Speaker 5:He's going to live.
Speaker 3:I'm going to have to agree with that. I feel he thinks he's going to win this, but he's not going to walk out the same man.
Speaker 6:Birds have very brittle wings too, so and they also have hollow wings. It's going to die.
Speaker 4:Yeah. So you guys who said that I could beat the hawk, you are right. How about it? Also, I agree with you, because the hawk would be fucking me up, but all I need to do is really protect eyes and throat, and if I can just grab it, said bird, it is going to get fucking reamed.
Speaker 3:All right. Next on our list is an eagle.
Speaker 2:I got what the same logic is Hawk? Yeah, I think so.
Speaker 5:Like an eagle.
Speaker 2:I'm going to have to agree Bigger bird, but the advantage that the bird has is the fact that it can dive, bomb and get away real quick.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I can get away really fast.
Speaker 6:In a closed arena.
Speaker 2:it's not going to have that much time to to do it, so it's going to have to rely more on close range.
Speaker 6:Yeah, I think.
Speaker 2:I think he's probably going to take a lot of damage, but yeah, he'll, he'll be able to break all the US. I knew he was fucking big and once he grabs it, though, like all he has to do is start fucking ripping its wings.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 2:I agree.
Speaker 4:Everybody on the same page, yeah yep. So the way I thought of this with with birds isn't so much like a 10 by 10 by 10 and then closed arena. I thought of this as a open field.
Speaker 2:Well if I had an open field. The eagle is kicking your ass.
Speaker 4:Yeah, both things have you know. Both entities have the intent of kill the other. That eagle is going to fuck me up.
Speaker 2:Well, I mean, I mean you're saying you're dying to the you're dying. I think, yeah, I think it was open 10 by 10 cage, or you with a hawk.
Speaker 4:If a hawk has to come in five feet of the ground to hit me at full speed to like kill me I, I don't think he's going to get the job done when he needs to. However, the eagle being as large as it is and having the fucking you ever seen the talons on all the old? They're fucking you. Yeah, that thing comes out. It only needs to hit me once and it'll.
Speaker 5:I'm done, you'll bleed out, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:But in a cage match, would you? Would you die?
Speaker 4:If it was a cage match, it was a 10 by 10 by 10, which I guess you guys were going to hawk on. No, I'm going to fuck that eagle up.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:So I think we get points.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, we'll give him to us because we were under the assumption.
Speaker 2:we were under different assumptions, so maybe murky should tell us how his fight should be safe from now on.
Speaker 6:We're not in enclosure, Murphy.
Speaker 2:Murphy just tells us.
Speaker 3:We'll just say yeah, you he'll tell us how he envisions the fight.
Speaker 4:How so I can, I can read it off. So, after the eagle, in a 10 by 10 by 10, we have a medium sized dog which I was thinking probably a Smaller Labrador ish size 50 to 70, 50. Yeah, 50 to 70 pounds. This is just a wrestling match for you.
Speaker 6:Yeah, you can beat a lab yeah.
Speaker 5:I think you could too, like you, let him bite you once and then just take that to just twist his neck off like a fucking teddy bear.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I feel murky believes he's going to win this fight, but I feel a medium sized dog would at least get a few chunks. Oh, yeah.
Speaker 4:He's going to get some he'll he's got a chunk of my arm, but like children live from dog, this medium sized dog is going to fucking die. Yeah, bear hands. What I would try first probably is a top and bottom jaw like anime. Rip in half and just fuck you instantly Break whatever needs to be broken. Then it'll probably die super fast.
Speaker 2:Or this just shows murky's lack of intelligence, with the fact that it's easier to close a mouse shut and then hold it shut than it is to rip it apart. Well, yeah.
Speaker 1:But if it's not that.
Speaker 4:am I just going to try and break his spine with my fucking knees while I'm using dual you have a head at that point.
Speaker 1:It's just you.
Speaker 4:Hold the jet and just kneel on it. Honestly, what I probably do is whoa, whoa, whoa, just rear naked, rear naked, choke and just choke the shit out of it, yeah that's it, whoa.
Speaker 2:That's what the police do. We don't do that here.
Speaker 4:Walk in the legs. We're making a show. Game over winner, winner chicken dinner.
Speaker 3:All right, Next one murky.
Speaker 4:So up next the king of rodents the capybara.
Speaker 3:Yeah murky believes he's one of those five for sure.
Speaker 2:How big is the capybara? We're pretty big.
Speaker 3:Thirty pounds. They're the world's size.
Speaker 6:The size of a man like a dog Right.
Speaker 4:I just had to be pounds.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you're kicking its ass.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, capybara, I'm fucking murdering. I gouge on the way in. Probably same kind of deal Lock it up, choke it out and it dies up next. Not quite as easy. I would choice a cheetah.
Speaker 3:I feel it is going to fuck you up.
Speaker 5:So I believe you're dying to cheetah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think that will you all believe. I think you're probably both going to die.
Speaker 4:Is that what you guys? Believe in, like they are a natural doing Hunter because you're fucking right, the cheetah is going to murder me, yeah, everybody. But I'll go get a boy for four sets of claws, or, I'm sorry, four individual fucking paws, all of claws. Teeth can run up to a maximum of what? 70 miles an hour. He's going to fuck me up, dude.
Speaker 5:Yeah, then drag your corpse across the fucking jungle.
Speaker 4:Yeah, carry me across the fucking wherever he's at, drag me up a tree and feed me to its young. Yeah, okay, um, what do we get? Oh, zito and E Tied up at 12. Gazz at 11. Coco at one grand. Hey, we're within 200 points here, next up, can I be? So I took this one as a 10 by 10 by 10. White tail deer. Can I fucking kill the deer with my bare hands? Is it a buck or a doe? It's a.
Speaker 6:Oh, that's a good question. He's had a white tail. I'm going to say it's a standard.
Speaker 4:Yeah, white tail deer Um, that's a doe, right? No, a white tail is just general species. You can have a buck or a doe and black tailed ear. White tailed ear, Like there's the red stag things which are over in New Zealand. There's a mule deer, male and female male as a buck and the female as a doe.
Speaker 6:In your head. Is this a buck or a doe? You're fighting.
Speaker 4:In my head it's a, it's a buck, okay.
Speaker 5:For sure I think you're dying.
Speaker 1:I.
Speaker 5:I think you're dying either way. Buck or doe.
Speaker 6:I think you both die.
Speaker 2:I think you are getting your fucking eyeballs skewered by the antlers and you're going to die All right.
Speaker 6:You're going to get impaled, but you're going to fuck it up.
Speaker 5:Like a deer is going to rear up on you, so fucking fast Like in your eye.
Speaker 2:I don't think you could take a deer out barehanded. I think I don't think so either.
Speaker 5:And I'm going to say he's going to get one good hit in you and you're going to be down and he's just going to trample your ass the rest of the time.
Speaker 4:Okay, so everybody fill me in on just what your final decision is.
Speaker 3:You're going to die. We all say you die.
Speaker 4:All of you say I die, guess I don't die Guess as well. You're all fucking wrong. You're going to beat the deer.
Speaker 2:You're saying you win. Yeah, I'm going to beat this fucking. All right, tell us how the fight goes. Okay, let's see.
Speaker 4:White tail deer average I'm not saying fucking some old huge deer. On average You're going to have a six to eight point buck and that's in a. That's in a good Lot of land, I guess, or a good like territory, I don't know exactly how to word that. Some, some places in the United States an average buck is going to be much smaller than what it would be in other parts of the US.
Speaker 2:Where's the part where you kill it?
Speaker 4:So midwass which, on just what I've seen, most average bucks I see are anywhere from four to eight points.
Speaker 2:And that is a little six.
Speaker 4:How big, how many pounds under it in 160, like 170 point, or 170 pound, like six point, would be pretty fucking stout Um 10 by 10 by 10. He, I'm guessing deer charges me. I'm going to not so much lock up and just be like locked in with it, but I just need to like sideswipe one horn and turn its neck so I can take its back and gouge its fucking eyes out.
Speaker 2:I think you have too much faith in your ability. Yeah, I don't think you're doing Smallest.
Speaker 4:I don't believe you're doing. The horn that would make contact if it was going to actually penetrate me is probably only three inches long.
Speaker 2:It's going to fuck me up. You so long to figure out how.
Speaker 6:I don't think it's going to kill you, it could.
Speaker 4:But if it hits me in the fucking stomach, where I just got a three inch layer of fat, because I'm a fat fuck now, but who also happened to be like a multi time all American wrestler and wrestling college, yeah, dude, I'm sidestepping the same You're getting off of that.
Speaker 5:You're Wait, wait, wait, wait wait, wait.
Speaker 2:If you get hit in the stomach, won't you die of like some sort of fucking disease to?
Speaker 4:maybe weeks later, but with Not medicine that's easy Like you'll both die. I'm fucking this deer up dude. I'm sidestepping. I have an hour Take it back.
Speaker 2:I mean the fucking.
Speaker 1:Does murky think he could take the animal?
Speaker 6:So he thinks he could take it. So we all leave.
Speaker 4:He is. He is wrong. Why tell dear hundred seventy pounds, I'm fucking murdering that.
Speaker 5:Let's make a unanimous vote here. Do we think murky would actually be able to kill this deer?
Speaker 2:all against, I think at the very least they both die, if he thinks he could take it that's the best case. But he's going to fucking be a klutz and get stabbed.
Speaker 5:Absolutely. You're not that coordinated to fight a deer.
Speaker 2:Bro, your reaction time is super slow. If that thing's charging you, you're not going to matrix. Grab its fucking antler and throw it on the ground and then gouging.
Speaker 4:It's not that it's not like it's coming at me at a hundred miles an hour. You guys, that would be a dnp campaign.
Speaker 5:I think this is going to rear up on you before it is charging Jump on your ass. Yeah, it's going to rear up and fucking what's the next vote Help you.
Speaker 4:next one on one 10 by 10 by 10. Me versus a chimpanzee.
Speaker 5:Oh, chimpanzee is fucking you, he's fucking you up. Champagne is way stronger than you.
Speaker 3:I have heard stories where they have torn the faces off people.
Speaker 2:I think you both die.
Speaker 5:I think he dies.
Speaker 4:I also never said that the chimpanzee fucking beats my ass is right.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you know I could grab Dude.
Speaker 4:I could gouge its eyes out and fucking just have it grabbed and it could just put its hand on my fucking face and crush it off, yeah, or at least he would literally squeeze my face and knock me out, dude. He would fucking joke my brain so hard that I would just be fucked.
Speaker 3:Have you guys ever seen like a shaved chimpanzee? They're muscular, they're jacked.
Speaker 5:I got to Google it now, jacked.
Speaker 2:I guess I'm going to shave chimpanzee, it's scary.
Speaker 5:It's intimidating Like yeah right, it looks like fucking Popeye.
Speaker 4:That's a great thing. That's a good way to put it, great way to put it. You know, an E with 13, gas in a close third with 11 and cocoa still at a grand. So after the chimpanzee, do you guys think it a 10 by 10? By 10? I could fuck up a king cobra.
Speaker 3:No, I think it's going to be the same logic as the rattlesnake.
Speaker 2:So I'm going to say it's a no. I think it's just going to straight up fucking murder you. You both die because it's going to constrict your fucking arm and yeah, but Murky's also going to constrict it with his ass cheeks.
Speaker 5:It's not going to.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't think his ass cheeks have that much grip.
Speaker 6:He just claps it.
Speaker 2:Oh, you'd be wrong, no.
Speaker 4:I'm so I'm sorry. You said we both die Coco. You said I die Zeno. You said both die Gas both die. Gas, zeno and E are correct, we have again. I don't. It doesn't have to come to be. I have to go to it for both, trying to kill each other. It's going to hit me once and I'm going to die from the poison, but also, when it hits me, I'm going to grab it by the back of its fucking head and I'm going to smash the snake and then we're both going to die.
Speaker 3:Hurray. So Zeno and I still tie them, Lee Gasson second and Coco in third.
Speaker 4:So, after the king for a fucking king, cobra, in a 10 by 10 by 10, we have a large dog, which was I. I was considering something similar to like a Saint Bernard or you know, an Irish wolf howling, possibly a big fucking dog. I think you're getting fucked up.
Speaker 3:Yeah, so I feel like it's almost going to be the same explanation you had for the medium dog, but this thing has a lot more muscle to it and it's going to probably be a little more aggressive.
Speaker 6:I think you still win?
Speaker 3:Yeah, I was going to say but here's the thinking process of murky, though. What does murky think? I?
Speaker 2:have to go different than you guys anyway to have a chance of coming back.
Speaker 5:I I think murky is going to win this fight.
Speaker 3:I'm going to say murky thinks he can win this.
Speaker 2:I'll say murky thinks he'll probably die.
Speaker 6:Are you? You win murky.
Speaker 4:OK, so actually Coco's right on this. Oh, what I had pictured is just a roughly the couple Saint Bernard's that I was like. I had friends that had them as a kid. I mean these dogs were a hundred and forty, one hundred and fifty pounds, but the thing for me is the hair. They're too. They're too big for me to snap their fucking neck.
Speaker 2:And they got a lot of padding.
Speaker 4:They're too hairy for me to choke out. They're way too hairy for me to choke out, which is going to be really hard, because it's going to be fucking going hard and it's going to catch me on like an arm and when it catches me it's going to shred an arm, but it's just like I'm not going to be able to put enough pressure down and hold, keep it still enough to where it's not going to end up catching me at some point because I'm not going to be able to choke it out fast enough.
Speaker 4:I could take minutes, and minutes and minutes for me to get an animal like that to go unconscious due to lack of oxygen because, I mean again, there's just so much padding in the way. So, yeah, it wants to trans my arm and I am down to one arm. I have no way to kill it and it's going to fucking kill me. So, coco, good points, woo Woo. Next, after the large dog is a wolf.
Speaker 5:Well, your dad will fuck you up. Yeah, you're not, you're not. The wolf is bigger than any dog, but you're dead.
Speaker 2:Yeah, wolf is we're all dead. Yeah, you're dead. Yeah, you're dead, we're all you're dead, you're all right.
Speaker 4:Same same, exact logic, you know. You get a big, big fucking wolf, bigger, as big as a fucking saverdard, and more pissed off and meaner. Yeah, I'm fucked, dude, I'm done. After the wolf, we have the coyote.
Speaker 5:Which is smaller, like it's still big Coyotes are like a medium sized dog. Yeah, I think you're fucking that up.
Speaker 3:So Now they are scrappy, they're wiry, they're a little more aggressive, but I do.
Speaker 6:Coyotes are skittish.
Speaker 5:They're very skittish. They're like pack hunters, though like by themselves. They're fucking useless.
Speaker 3:So I'm going to say Mercky thinks he's going to kill it. Yeah, I agree.
Speaker 6:Mercky kills.
Speaker 2:I was Coco's he fucked it up.
Speaker 3:Fucks it up OK.
Speaker 4:You guys are right. Most coyotes I've seen. I've seen a shitload of coyotes dude for what it's worth. They're Probably even skinnier and way less than what Like a full grown Labrador retriever. Yeah that's my way or very similar. Yeah, I would fucking murder a coyote. But after the coyote, do you know what comes?
Speaker 2:next? No, I don't what comes next. Ring a thing, it's a motherfucking gorilla.
Speaker 5:You're dead. Yeah, you're fucking dead. You're on your way.
Speaker 4:This overback dude. I train for this my whole fucking life.
Speaker 6:You're still dead, bullshit.
Speaker 4:No matter how much training you do, you're going to fucking die. Yeah, a gorilla would just tear me limb from limb like Goron.
Speaker 2:Gorilla is just a champion. Zine, you said you'd lose to that already.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, the gorilla is fucking me up, and OK, so you guys all get what it's out for. Harambe, harambe, all right, hold on Fucking everything up. Ohio makes sense.
Speaker 3:All right, oh, it's for the fans. Lee is for the fans Lee.
Speaker 5:I thought he was going to do it. I thought you.
Speaker 3:I'm going to let you have to do it until you told him not to for audio listeners, which again set up for our fans to watch our videos, because they're not appropriate for you, too, most of the time. Coco almost whipped out a dick.
Speaker 2:I would have if Cas didn't say no, okay, so after.
Speaker 4:Harambe. I have a lot to see On dry land we have a crocodile or alligator.
Speaker 3:You're getting fucked no no, I'm going to say Murky thinks that they're both going to die.
Speaker 5:I think Murky is going to kill it.
Speaker 6:I think he thinks he wins.
Speaker 5:I think you can hold a crocodile or an alligator's mouth shut, yeah, but you have to do it. And then, from that point, all he's got to do is gouge its eyes out and fucking talking about that.
Speaker 2:This thing is a dresser or is straight into his brain.
Speaker 5:Both aggressive, we're both ready to.
Speaker 4:You're one right Land, you're only objective in life If we're in a video game, the current objective is murder whatever's in the cage. Yeah.
Speaker 2:So you're not getting a hold of its mouth and it's going to get a hold of your arm and then it's going to rip your arm off, you're dead.
Speaker 5:No, I think Murky's getting this. If he thinks he can fucking outmaneuver a fucking deer, he can outmaneuver a goddamn alligator crocodile.
Speaker 6:What about you?
Speaker 3:Oh, I already said, I think they're both dying. Like you see, people fucking I say you're like grabbing alligators and crocodiles.
Speaker 5:all the time I see people grabbing a fucking. Yeah, you got.
Speaker 6:You win.
Speaker 4:I fucking, I fucking.
Speaker 5:I say you win.
Speaker 4:You guys will. The only one who got it right was actually we both. Fuck you, you know hold on, hold on. Reason being? I think it a 10 by 10 by 10. I have the movements to yes, basically take this things back, shut its mouth, take its back and at that point guy gouge both of its eyes up. The bad part, Once I gouge its eyes out, is I really have no way with my bare hands to kill this thing.
Speaker 5:You stick your finger into its fucking eye socket and scramble its brains.
Speaker 4:That's not how I work.
Speaker 3:Well, I don't think.
Speaker 4:I do that.
Speaker 6:I think, because as soon as I It'll die.
Speaker 4:Yeah, because it's basically like closed mouth come around, I take its back. Now I have two legs locked in and it's going to start. It's going to fucking death roll, probably immediately, and I'm just, I'm a roll with it. It's. I'm not taking this as a fucking well, 14 foot alligator that weighs over a thousand pounds or some stupid shit. Standard five to six foot alligator, crocodile, probably what. A five footer maybe at the very most, fucking four hundred pounds, more than likely quite a bit less than that. So it's not going to crush me on the death roll, but I'm going to gouge its eyes out and then I'm going to have nowhere to go. It's going to die because it has no eyes and I'm going to die because eventually I'm going to get tired and it's going to fucking kill me. So that's my reasoning on the alligator slash.
Speaker 2:Wait, how's it going to die? Because it has no eyes.
Speaker 4:It's not going to be able to eat and it's going to fucking bleed out, it's going to get infected and it's going to die.
Speaker 3:I also want to apologize to Zeno. I'm sorry, Zeno, I love baby.
Speaker 2:You fucking literally said this logic didn't work earlier. You fuck.
Speaker 3:It's Murphy's logic.
Speaker 4:It's the alligator crocodile is different.
Speaker 2:You get stabbed and getting fucking home. I hate you.
Speaker 4:I get stabbed by the deer. The deer's not stab me. I'm sidestepping that bitch and it's getting murdered All right, what's your name? Murder time. So, after the crocodile alligator, what's next, you may ask, in this 10 by 10 by 10 fucking cage, a goddamn king of the jungle, the lion.
Speaker 2:You're dead.
Speaker 4:You're dead, you're dead, you are dead.
Speaker 5:You're all right.
Speaker 4:I die. This thing is going to fucking eat me. It's going to turn me into minced meat, fucking me up real good, and there'll be nothing I can do. Baa, after the lion, though, check this one out An elephant.
Speaker 2:You're dead, you can't do it. You're dead. You're dead.
Speaker 5:We have to get a bigger cage? How do you even attempt to kill an elephant with your bare hands?
Speaker 4:You're all right. The elephant, the fucking elephant, murders the shit out of me.
Speaker 2:It's just going to walk forward and kill you.
Speaker 5:You could crawl into its ass and tear. It's like you're going to ant man the fucking elephant.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's not. Yeah, it's not fucking. You know full grown big daddy, super old, like African elephant, but an adolescent elephant is going to fucking murder me, an adolescent lion is going to fucking murder me, but you can't even fucking.
Speaker 2:You can't do anything to an adolescent average Average.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It doesn't matter if it's averages still bigger than you buy a lot.
Speaker 4:Ok, you guys all scored there. Oh, next, after the elephant, Think about this one, the giraffe.
Speaker 6:I think you can break it's neck and you win.
Speaker 2:I think that you both die because you're going to be so high, fucking up that when you do break its neck, you're going to break your neck when you fall to the ground.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's true, that's true.
Speaker 5:That's my guess, man, I don't know.
Speaker 6:It's got little things in a big back, I think he wins.
Speaker 3:And yeah, I'm kind of with this one. It's I'm trying to think of what Murky thinks would happen during this fight.
Speaker 5:I could see Murky thinking he could take its legs and bring it to the ground and then, like choke it to death. Now I could also see Coco's point.
Speaker 2:Oh, he gets up there, chokes in the death and then falls off to his death.
Speaker 3:But where do you choke a giraffe on its neck?
Speaker 2:Where do you put a tie on it? On a tree?
Speaker 5:anywhere, yeah, I guess, but easier higher up you go. I suppose these are.
Speaker 2:I think these are the scenario at the base. It's got to be a super thick neck, so you have to go right.
Speaker 3:Right. So these are the scenarios that I'm imagining, that Murky did think of. The first one is he comes up to the giraffe and the giraffe just like rears up and kicks him in the face with its hook, instantly dead. The next one would be he's able to latch on and able to climb up and he like punches this thing in the face and he thinks he was a monster hunter route and climbed on its back. Yeah.
Speaker 2:And then fell off to his dead on the hydras back.
Speaker 3:I'm going to say you both die. Yeah, you both. I'm going to say Murky wins.
Speaker 6:Murky wins.
Speaker 4:So with the giraffe, you're all wrong. I got all reason being with a with an attempt to kill. This thing is going to instantly turn its back to me and then fucking just back, hook, hook, what I said. I'm going to be dead. You were 100 percent right with that explanation. Yeah, death. And am I going to fucking climb five feet of leg to get to its back? To climb up? It's fucking. No, I'm not there's no way in hell.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I thought so, If I tackle a giraffe's legs as hard as I can with my like Ray Lewis this fucking legs it's not going to break, it's going to be like, ah, like what?
Speaker 2:the fuck was that. I think, what you're getting but Zeno is that its legs look small, but that's in relation to the rest of its body, which is very large Back.
Speaker 1:So, yeah, I die. I die from the giraffe.
Speaker 4:You guys are all wrong. This has been a topic of conversation before 10 by 10 by 10. Black bear.
Speaker 6:Is it?
Speaker 5:an adolescent black bear or an adult black bear?
Speaker 4:It is a average adolescent ish black bear.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he can't even that's a 6 foot long.
Speaker 2:That dolly has to go after the children.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's like a.
Speaker 4:It's a late teens, early twenties, black bear.
Speaker 3:So I know with black bears, because the rule of thumb is if it's black, you want to fight back, if it's brown, lay down, and if it's white you're dead. So I feel like murky is going to go with that logic of he needs to be big and he needs to be aggressive. Mm, hmm, yeah, the question is is he going to win.
Speaker 2:So the survival instinct outweighs that whole logic at that point. It would, yes, a black bear and a brown bear and a polar bear are all the same bear if they're faced with imminent death and they have only one way out.
Speaker 5:I still think murky thinks he's winning.
Speaker 3:I know murky is probably going to come in and do some damage.
Speaker 2:He's going to do that. I think they both die.
Speaker 3:I'm going to agree with Coco. I'm going to say they both.
Speaker 2:He's going to have. Murky is going to get mortal wounds, but he's also going to be able to do some stuff to the bear.
Speaker 6:Rookie, Rookie wins.
Speaker 4:There is, you know, a gas head, murky wins yeah that's right.
Speaker 4:Coco and he get the score. We both yeah, get the fuck out. You're going to say you can beat a bear. When I sit down and think about it, though, I will get it even if. So here's the thing. If I had fucking big ass arm braces on like some shit that wasn't going to get cut through by bear, fucking cause yet Arm yes, I would win. However, what has to happen is he's going to get one swing off either, coming down with a left or right arm like a downward angle, because it's going to be taller than me. He's going to open you up. Yep, I have to miss that one, and then, if I can take the bears back, I'm not worried about it crushing me. However, while I'm on its back, it's going to be just Ripping the shit out of my arms, and you know there's a lot of veins in your fucking arms, a lot of blood passing through there, so it's going to die because I'm going to gouge his fucking eyes out.
Speaker 2:Because, it's going to starve because it can't eat.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah. I mean I'm going to latch on. But I'll latch on, but Once I get his eyes, and even if I, you know he's going to catch me a few times, yeah, I'm going to lose a lot of blood, I'm going to be very lightheaded and we're both going to end up dying.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Now A step up from that. The grizzly bear You're dying.
Speaker 5:You're dead, you're done.
Speaker 1:Everybody would be dying yeah everybody agrees you're dead.
Speaker 4:Yes, what? You're fucking wrong? No, not really. Yeah, I fucking die. I die 100 times. If I thought that bear 100 times and I had 100 lives, I would lose all 100 times Coco, gas pipe and 18s, you know, at two grand and he with a 200 point lead at 2200.
Speaker 2:God damn, coming into the final three, there's still room to well, there's not any room for me or gas to get first.
Speaker 4:After the grizzly bear, we are at the polar bear. You're dead, you're dead.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you're dead, you're dead. There's no arguing this. I'm dead.
Speaker 5:Yeah, polar bears are like the most aggressive All there is going to be. The fuck out of me.
Speaker 2:We started at the least aggressive bear, and then it's too hard we have to the most aggressive.
Speaker 4:The last two we're going to. We're going to fuck with you, though. The last two are going to be tough. So Polar bear might murder me, but let's hear me out here. Does a cow murder me?
Speaker 2:We went to cows. We're wait. This is yes, I wanted to.
Speaker 4:Fucking dare. How does it murder me, Coco?
Speaker 5:Well, I think you win.
Speaker 6:Is this the last round?
Speaker 3:They're the second one.
Speaker 6:I couldn't walk out after this I think of the last round we should have to bet.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, I like that idea. All right, so, cow, a dairy cow, white and black, fucking out there grazing on grass, going to the milkers.
Speaker 6:I think you lose, you die.
Speaker 2:I think that you're not going to be able to do any sort of Damage to a cow, but you're going to be able to knock it over, gauge's eyes out, and then you're going to get bored and die before the fight's over because the cow's got that much more weight on you. So you're going to fucking, you're going to fucking Gauge's eyes out, and then it's going to just outlive you and then it's going to die later because it can't eat. So you both die. So coca's like both.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't think you're going to be able to kill the cow with anything but time.
Speaker 5:Geez, I'm going to say All I think you'll find a way to rip its throat out.
Speaker 6:You die.
Speaker 4:Yeah, everyone have their answers locked in. Yep, yeah, with the cow I die I die, oh really. Reason being? I have Zito. You know this. I have punched a cow in the face in a drunken state.
Speaker 2:How'd that go for you?
Speaker 4:I was wrestling in college, I thought I broke my hand and there was a cattle farm not too far out from where I attended college one night I may have been slightly inebriated, and I was driving around smoking some of Michigan's finest tobacco, and I pulled up this cow farm it was. I didn't just pull up to it like we were driving and I turned around and I turned off all my lights and I wanted to go see the cows. What are my buddies told me? To fucking punch one. I'm like hell, yeah, dude, good idea. I definitely thought I broke my hand, it was all. It was the worst, the worst thing I've ever decided to do ever. My reasoning, though, that I that I die is because, even if I gouge the cows eyes out, it doesn't. It still doesn't die. It doesn't need to hunt to procure food, it just needs to walk around and fucking eat grass.
Speaker 2:I have no water into a dirt field.
Speaker 4:It's going to feel the dirt you know on its feet, on its hooves. There is still some soft material on the hooves, I don't know, but it's not going to die. For me, I have no way to kill a cow Zero.
Speaker 2:I fucking hate you so much it's not going to die for me. When the last two were like it's not going to die for me, but we both died. Eat my asshole, you stupid cock All right, so the last one, let's talk about cocoa. I'm betting all my points. I'm all in my points too. Fuck it.
Speaker 4:Coco's all in, zeno's all in gas.
Speaker 6:Betting 1900.
Speaker 4:Nine Okay, early water, that's a smart move. E what are you in?
Speaker 3:You know what? Fuck it? We ball all of it.
Speaker 4:It went 2100 and then you could have fucking bees. You know, but I find 2100.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you're all in, it's too late.
Speaker 4:Okay, so the final animal All in this list Is a. I took this as like a PBR style bowl.
Speaker 5:Are you in a 10 by 10 room, are you? Fighting a bowl 10 by 10 by 10 in a Yep Fighting a bowl.
Speaker 4:You're dead, you're dying.
Speaker 3:Yeah, after what you said about the cow, you're dead. Yeah, you're getting.
Speaker 2:If you say anything, if you say anything else, but you're dead you're full of shit.
Speaker 4:I'm dead. This one has horns. He wins, he wins, he wins. He has horns, it has horns. I'm going to fucking die.
Speaker 2:Well, everybody's score. Oh, I guess, only bet me Gas, only bet 1900. Okay.
Speaker 6:Yeah, I still have 3900 though.
Speaker 1:No so 3900.
Speaker 3:I was an English major so I'm not quick with math there we go Thanks.
Speaker 1:Thanks.
Speaker 4:God, Coco got last. That's why I was going for a fucking cocoa.
Speaker 3:Fuck you, Coco you.
Speaker 2:Dude you're. Nice, nice I was playing with that, with your mom, your dad's credit card. It's my own because I make a lot of money, yeah, and last place is Coco with 3800.
Speaker 3:Money Third place is gas with 3900, zeno in second place with 4200. And myself in first with 4600.
Speaker 2:So the prize was a kiss to murky, but you know what's really funny though? You can't reject the prize, so you have to kiss murky now. Yeah.
Speaker 3:I'm going to make out with them. No, you won't.
Speaker 4:Hell yeah dude, next time you get ready, you got to pucker up with them lips Boy.
Speaker 2:I think we've been.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we've never gone from the way to log Goodbye everybody, bye.
Speaker 2:Bye, bye, bye, bye.