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One. No, fuck, good. Good, I've been told to start the episode off, so what? What creed song would you can you take, maybe?
Speaker 3:Like how he started to ask the question and then he was like instantly I know, what one book and lead with yeah, and of course, Did you know?
Speaker 5:you know what? Murky's nipples on our fans Lee you can see murky's nipples on our fans. Lee did that post. Did it actually post?
Speaker 2:I don't know, I never check.
Speaker 5:I scheduled it to post and it turns out once you schedule something to post in fans Lee, it gets disappeared from your view until it posts. I guess because I was like where do I go to see if these things are scheduled? And it was just like get fucked, so loser loser. Let me open up the fans Lee real quick. Yeah, see if it actually posted. I like how my Google Chrome is now just goes to fans Lee. Oh yeah, it posted, it posted.
Speaker 2:Excellent.
Speaker 5:Murky's got some long ass nipples.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he does, he does, but you know what he is Long, I don't know.
Speaker 1:We get along.
Speaker 5:From the side. From the side you get to really see the fucking 3D profile.
Speaker 3:Like you ever seen? Like when a woman is breastfeeding. That's what murky's nips look like. It's fucked up, man.
Speaker 5:It's fucked up, man, it's fucked up. You can't even fucking say it about me. What do you mean? Say, what about you?
Speaker 3:We're not saying it's bad, you know, it's just.
Speaker 2:Everybody has their kinks.
Speaker 5:Fucking weird, you know it's fucking weird, man, you got a little knob and turn you on.
Speaker 3:It's fucking weird.
Speaker 5:It goes through fucking weird.
Speaker 3:Goes through fucking weird man.
Speaker 1:I know Zeno has heard this Cocoa. Have you guys ever heard of my minnow shot Arlington Texas?
Speaker 5:Sorry, the one when you took the one when you were like I'll order a minnow shot and then the bartender announces to the top of the world in this redneck bar we got one for the minnow shot or something bullshit like that.
Speaker 2:Oh, me and my other thing. I've heard this, so good story Let murky tell it.
Speaker 1:You're down in Arlington, texas. I got sent down there to the what is it? The Vale Academy Zeno, yeah, and for estimating for auto automotive damages based on. So right down the road from the hotel we are staying at, which is, is a place called Redneck Heaven, arlington, texas. That's beautiful.
Speaker 3:And it's exactly what you would think it is.
Speaker 1:It's a redneck, redneck Hooters. So, instead of uniform, walk around short sorts in the bra.
Speaker 2:Oh OK.
Speaker 5:Pretty much what Hooters is anyway, but yeah, more or less.
Speaker 1:So me and one of the guys from class go down there to have dinner. As we're walking, we know sign on the door and it says home of the minnow shot and I'll say that, yeah. So I'm thinking in my head like, ooh, maybe like a big fish bowl or you know something. I don't know, it's kind of cool drink, some kind of novelty thing. They have to bring business in and you know it might be a cool or whatever. All right.
Speaker 1:So me and this guy from class are talking to our waitress. She brought us out our drinks and we both kind of ask like, hey, what's this? What's this minnow shot thing? What is Well, what kind of shot you guys want? And I'm like, well, I'll take a, I'll probably take a Vegas bomb. And she doesn't say anything and immediately like, be lines at like 180 and be lines and away from us. I'm like that's where the first red flag. I'm like that's weird, that's weird, that's weird behavior. She didn't answer the question. So a few minutes go by, she comes back out with four shot glasses, two of the Vegas bombs in them, the other two contain water and live crappie minnows. Before I can get a word out of my mouth, she is standing on the table next to us announcing to all of these fucking I'm pretty redneck, but these guys take the cake. All these Texas ass rednecks that welcome to breadneck heaven.
Speaker 1:Today we got two out of towners and who are going to take on the minnow shot challenge, and all these fucking Hicks start Yee hon and hooting and holler. I'd say I do, I'm a fucking heck, I can say that shit. And they're all you know yee hon and clapping and stand it up, they will see this shit go down. So at that point me and this other guy class aside. Well, we're not going to bitch out now, we're going to do late. They'll probably fucking riot Right.
Speaker 1:And so the first minute I take out of the cup, I'm going to do the shot. Second, first minute I take out of the cup and you know you want to go ahead first. So if it's going back like the fins, don't come up or anything and get caught somewhere. So the first one goes down, no problem. The second one, I put it in my mouth and it turns itself around right before I swallow it. So now its head is facing out of my mouth. So I have to turn around as I do. I crunch it with my teeth. Crunch the shit out of this live minnow like fucking. I hadn't just split its skull and it probably just took a shit fast, shit by mouth.
Speaker 5:And I won't go down.
Speaker 1:I swallowed it, so that's still not the worst part. I swallowed it and I swear. The whole time up until I got my food and I could eat, I felt this minnow swimming around my stomach. Was it probably just me being paranoid? Yeah, absolutely was. But, yeah, could I not tell that story in its entirety? For probably like a solid year without gagging.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I remember he was like telling me the story and then he was like getting to the point where he crunched it and he was just like started to tell me he's like I'm a fucking lot of textural memories of that one.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it is awful man. It's like the crunching and like the. It goes from like hard to mushy instantly, because you know it's a little bit of a deal.
Speaker 5:I'm going to surprise you with water and a Swedish fish one day. Just put it in, fucking hand it to you and see what happens.
Speaker 1:I could deal with that, but as long as it's not alive and swimming, and I have to fucking give it the old crunch treatment with my teeth, the crunch treatment.
Speaker 2:I was bad man, it was just going to like coat it in something just crunchy enough that it gives a different texture.
Speaker 3:It's like a candy shell on it.
Speaker 1:No, we'll put like we'll make a fish shaped cheeto I was going to say Coco's going to go to the pet store and just buy a couple of fish and like take.
Speaker 3:How are you going to put that in the?
Speaker 5:water. We'll we'll engineer it to be water resistant. Long enough for the joke.
Speaker 1:I mean, I guess you know hypnotic is all sparkly and has all that shit floating around in it, so it makes something.
Speaker 2:You know, I've always seen those bottles and I've always just been so curious. But I feel like whatever is in that bottle that makes it so glowy and looking is going to mess up with my pain. I feel like it's going to die my poo. A different color.
Speaker 1:It probably will. It'll probably give you diabetes before you get drunk.
Speaker 2:So Speaking of dying your poo a different color, do you guys remember when Burger King came out? Those like all black burger. Yes.
Speaker 5:No.
Speaker 1:I don't.
Speaker 2:So, like I was in college, so shout out to my Western Michigan. Years back, when our slogan was rolled the boat, burger King had released an all black burger and they, like, were swearing up and down that the reason why the buns itself were black was because they use like barbecue sauce or something, which total lie. It just tastes like a regular whopper. But I remember the next day because I very consistent, my routine is wake up, get a little adjusted, use the bathroom and my poop was like this bright emerald leprechaun green and I thought something was wrong with me. And then I had learned, because it popped up on my phone newsfeed, that people were reporting that the burger was making them just poop straight green because there was so much food dying in the bun. Interesting.
Speaker 3:I got a similar story that you guys remember, the. When the dark night came out, mountain Dew did a like a promo with it. They had a dark was like a bad Barry, or it was called like that Barry or something, or he was like dark night Barry or something like that.
Speaker 3:I think we called it that Barry as a meme for it. But it was like a. It was kind of like voltage, except it was like a darker color and I think it was like black raspberry flavored or some shit like that. It was pretty good. Me and my friends were drinking it for like two weeks straight and then finally one day my one buddy just like looks at everybody, goes all right, I'll fucking say it. Anybody else was poop, fucking green lately and we're all like yeah, yeah, we're like it's the goddamn bad, barry dude.
Speaker 2:Oh, OK, so I found it. It was called the Riddler's Brew.
Speaker 3:What the the burger Batman the the Mountain Dew.
Speaker 2:Ah, was it? I don't think they had to. One was called Dark Berry, the other was Riddler's Brew.
Speaker 3:I don't recall the Riddler's Brew, but the. Dark Berry was the one that made our poo green, for sure.
Speaker 5:I'm surprised drinking regular Mountain Dew doesn't turn fucking poo or piss green.
Speaker 2:You know that was originally supposed to be a mixer for moonshine right.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and whiskey.
Speaker 5:And then gamers came around and decided we like sugar and caffeine and caffeine.
Speaker 2:I never didn't think they make a due to Riddler's drink. Or am I just having a fever dream? I don't remember a man I don't remember a man.
Speaker 5:I don't remember a man Riddler's drink.
Speaker 2:Where is real? Shannon is shaking her head.
Speaker 1:Yes, hold on.
Speaker 2:I think she remembers this. Oh, I'm trying to open Google, but for some reason it doesn't want to open for me. Here we go. Maybe it was the April Fool's prank.
Speaker 5:I do remember something about that, you know it was the Dorito flavor of Mountain Dew that had an orange look. Yes, you guys know that there's a fucking wiki for Mountain Dew. There's a Mountain Dew fan we are not surprised.
Speaker 3:Oh, it surprised me at all.
Speaker 2:I mean, wasn't there also, like hot Cheetos, mountain Dew Probably? Yeah. Yeah because, I had a bedhead, bedhead, like got a can of it. I remember that.
Speaker 1:It sounds fucking terrible, it sounds just sounds off Just a drinking liquid.
Speaker 3:Everybody that I've heard of trying it have said like it's not awful, I wouldn't drink it a lot.
Speaker 5:It's not great. It's probably why you continued.
Speaker 3:You guys remember Well it was just like a promotional.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I hope that they're doing temporarily. It wasn't going to be a long term product, you guys remember Fault?
Speaker 5:Yes, oh, my, you got a whole.
Speaker 3:Yes, the greatest fucking drink ever.
Speaker 1:Truth man.
Speaker 3:The fucking red blitz Dude, that was my shit, the original vault dude.
Speaker 1:I would as many as I could fucking afford it. A day I drink all them bitches.
Speaker 3:I remember one time I bought a 12 pack of volt and I had just gotten legends of the spirit tracks and that was a yes, right, yeah, I'll tell you how long ago this fucking was. And I remember I had to go to school next day and I was like I'm going to play the spirit tracks and it got to like I don't know midnight and I was just like I'm a drink all of this fucking volt and just stay up all night. I was so fucking sick the next day because probably the fucking caffeine overdose from the shit. I'd imagine it was like an energy drink that was just sold as like a normal.
Speaker 2:So that's a regular soul that like, like a marketing as like a sports drink.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, it's like a step above, like normal soda. You can buy it like in a 12 pack Pretty, pretty normal soda. That shit, dude, that shit was so goddamn good, I miss fault so much. You can buy it overseas apparently.
Speaker 2:You can. Yeah, it's still in production, technically, just not here in the states. Like a little while ago came back to the states just out of the blue. I remember drinking that back in the 90s. What was it Fucking?
Speaker 5:surge. I've heard of that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah. I remember like waking up as a kid and like for Saturday morning cartoons, make myself a polis cereal, get a fucking can of surge and just be hyped up on sugar the entire day, screaming at like Ninja Turtles and Power Rangers and shit.
Speaker 5:You fucking parent. Yeah, I hated, you.
Speaker 2:Then it this can Well my parents hate me regardless, but but no, I'm joking, my parents absolutely love me, but Probably discontinued, of course, because you know way too much caffeine and way too much sugar, yeah, and they're like this shouldn't be allowed. And then, like, came back out of nowhere a few years ago and I think you can still get it, I think it's still in production, but they, they, they just don't produce a lot of it. And there is this game shop that's near Zeno and it's a place that Zeno has taken Coco before and they sell it there. No shit, no shit. And that's where I first found it. And I saw it in their cooler and I'm like, wait a minute, is that surge? And the dude behind the counter goes yeah, they started selling it again and it was on like our list of vendors.
Speaker 2:So we just decided to get it because, remember it and I remember it was like this was after I had like my first kidney stone and whatever. And I was visiting after I was living in South Carolina and I was like, yeah, we're going to risk it. Yeah, it's probably what produced the second and third kidney stone I had, but you know what it was nostalgia at that point. Was it worth it? No, but did it taste good at the time? Yes, I can't say the same as like you remember. It did actually taste almost exactly the same as how I remembered it. That's awesome, you know, sometimes you get that stuff that's like hey, here's that thing from your childhood. Let me just apply only Like Dunkeroo's.
Speaker 3:I had Dunkeroo's again yes.
Speaker 2:And I love them as a kid. And then, when I was eating them, I'm like, you know, this is kind of how I remember it, but it's not like and then I realized, oh, the childhood isn't there, Right? And I am depressed.
Speaker 3:My heart is not due to dopamine. It's not giving you food while you're talking.
Speaker 5:Yes, Damn it.
Speaker 3:You fucking keep that girl, dude what are you eating? Now.
Speaker 5:It is shrimp ramen with soft boiled eggs.
Speaker 2:I'm a little bit, oh damn yeah.
Speaker 3:Oh, I gotta say she's a catch and I know, Did you know what?
Speaker 2:I got. Yeah, I'm a little bit jealous now, oh damn, I know what I got.
Speaker 1:I know what I got. Stop producing. I think it's zebra stripe gum. What?
Speaker 2:I thought that was still in production. They just stopped.
Speaker 5:The fuck is zebra stripe gum, it's the.
Speaker 3:You never had zebra stripe gum.
Speaker 2:It's probably a good thing. You've never had zebra stripe gum, but I always associated it with toys or rest, because that's the only place I ever bought it.
Speaker 3:I always got it at Kroger. Funny enough yeah.
Speaker 5:See, Mr Go, you know what, Pulling up the wrapper.
Speaker 2:I remember it, yeah exactly, yeah, and the flavor would last like three shoes, yeah.
Speaker 5:Yeah, and then you would just be like well, this is depressing.
Speaker 2:Yeah it. I mean it did the job for bubblegum, but it didn't really have good flavor.
Speaker 5:No, they are. They are just just stop discontinued, just stop after, like Like just discontinuing.
Speaker 2:I thought that thing would last until the apocalypse.
Speaker 1:I mean, it's been around, probably since I don't know the Great Depression.
Speaker 5:Fifty four years, so no so that is a long time for gum.
Speaker 1:Well, I was just going off of how long the flavor lasted. You know they're right.
Speaker 5:They didn't last past the Great Depression.
Speaker 1:No, I'm saying that only lasted for three seconds because it was made during the Depression.
Speaker 3:I see, I see, I know you don't do the math to tell me I'm wrong.
Speaker 1:I know, it's not the Great Depression when it was made.
Speaker 5:You're fucking stupid. You're fucking stupid. Look at you, fucker.
Speaker 3:You guys remember bubblegum tape?
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yes, I do. Roll the.
Speaker 1:You have a foot of fucking, do they really? I hope you can understand.
Speaker 2:They do. There's not as long as it used to be, but they still make it.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that's called fucking. What is it called shrinkage for fucking inflation or whatever it is they like, just make the stuff smaller so that it costs the price.
Speaker 1:Shrink, yeah, shrink. No one will ever be better than Great Big League Chew.
Speaker 3:But yeah, they still make fucking Apple the sour Apple. All I got to say is.
Speaker 2:Shannon just looked at me and she gave me an answer. She was like yep, absolutely that, right there.
Speaker 1:The great fucking Big League Chew was oh yeah, great yeah we're all little. If you didn't have a whole pack of Big League Chew with you, you were a fucking loser.
Speaker 3:You're a scrub.
Speaker 2:Yeah you deserve to be on the team because you were dog shit yeah like I was on little because my parents put me on there but I made sure I had Big League Chew because everybody had big league Run over the concession stand in Bag for the 50 cents or however much it was back in the day. That's all yeah. When I heard a suicide was on the fountain drinks. I don't think it's called that anymore, but that's like what my hometown called it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you mix it all together, yeah you mix all the sodas together. Ok.
Speaker 2:I was just making sure that wasn't like they called that anymore.
Speaker 5:I'm sure they found upon, like the word he said.
Speaker 2:I imagine, so I mean which also reminds me, continuing on to the, that particular action.
Speaker 2:Um, machine gun Kelly teamed up with a well known guitar manufacturer and he decided to make a guitar based off of one of the lyrics he said in one of his first rock songs after he retired from rap, when Eminem destroyed his career yes, I'm team Eminem, so fuck you, mgk, even though you make more money than me, whatever, but you're still fucking stupid.
Speaker 2:He had this line where he talked about how the only time he feels like he's at ease and he can kind of control his own life and whatever he's doing, is whenever he's like shaving himself with a very thin razor. I don't know for him he said it was a comfort thing, it's one of his lyrics. So he made a guitar look like a razor blade and this thing is about as much as some people can afford a house for, it's like $150,000. But other rock stars are calling him out and they're like this is kind of tasteless because you're promoting suicide. But I mean he's defending and saying, hey, it's based off of one of my lyrics. So you know, get bent and I get it. Maybe he did intentionally want it to be based off one of his lyrics.
Speaker 2:Yeah but he could have picked a different lyric.
Speaker 5:So wait, is this thing like a super fucking sharp razor blade guitar that could actually murder?
Speaker 3:me. It's not. No, it's not sharp, it just would be silly.
Speaker 2:It's like a razor blade Bad or it's, I get it, but for one hundred and fifty thousand dollars that better be the best sounding guitar I've ever held in my life, or better, suck my dick Absolutely.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I feel like there's an audience for it.
Speaker 1:I like there's this guitar. It's fucking high quality. It will run you fucking more than four vehicles.
Speaker 3:I mean, if Taylor Swift made a guitar that looked like a severed dick and sold it for two hundred thousand dollars, there's a market for it.
Speaker 1:Well, I bet that's because her fan base is fucking insane.
Speaker 2:Oh, you guys know what it feel like.
Speaker 5:No.
Speaker 2:I mean we've already been talking about in the solider we probably already feel as well.
Speaker 1:Just crazy, loony and sane. I'm talking more like they'll fucking fight you over Taylor Swift.
Speaker 5:Oh, she's overrated.
Speaker 2:Do. All I got to say is Shannon is a. And before I dated Shannon. She's also very much listening into what I'm saying right now, so I like trying to be careful.
Speaker 3:I want to speed dial Right Wiley before that, robin, you might want to scarf that down before you say your next words. My last deal, right here.
Speaker 2:Before I started dating Shannon, I used to think, like Chris thought she was a little overrated Thought she was going to put up everywhere. Then, after I started dating Shannon, I kind of realized just how toxic the media is towards this poor girl. Yeah, absolutely, because, like I used to be on that bandwagon of oh, she can only make an album if she breaks up with an X, and then she actually stayed with this one guy for quite some time I don't know his name, I'm sure Shannon knows who I'm talking about and she like produced three or four albums, none of them about breakups. And if you actually look at her discography, like less than a quarter of her songs are about breakups. And the only reason we kind of like publicize the breakups is because she would have these big breakups with all these big celebrities and then the song would get released about that celebrity and of course that's what's going to get the attention. Right.
Speaker 2:Absolutely. And also grooming. Yeah, because she had a lot of adult men attacking her as a teenager. Yeah, because males are disgusting. Speaking of Taylor Swift, did you guys hear Joe Koy's jokes at the Golden Globes?
Speaker 5:I didn't, but I heard it was very distasteful.
Speaker 1:Not bad. I guess I saw a what's the word? I'm looking for A clip.
Speaker 5:A TikTok.
Speaker 1:No, no, it was just a, it was a picture on Snapchat. It's like, oh, joe Koy fucking makes terrible joke at whatever award show he was at and I was just like, yeah, I'm not even going to pay attention to this shit.
Speaker 3:Like an oh. So you're saying like an article.
Speaker 1:Yeah Well yeah that's not still not the word I was looking for Thumbnail. Thank you, there it was Thumbnail.
Speaker 2:So one of the jokes he made Nice One of the jokes he made was he was making fun of the whole barbenheimer thing because Barbie and Oppenheimer were getting released around the same time and he, like he started the joke with the fact that Oppenheimer was just a very long movie based on a Pulitzer Prize winning book and that Barbie was just based off of a plastic toy with big boobs and the camera like hand to the audience. And you could just see Greta Gerwig, who was the director, like you could see in her eyes her soul being crushed because this guy missed the entire point of the movie.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, you know it's, you know it's a movie.
Speaker 2:Yeah, joe Boyd, beautiful.
Speaker 3:Here's the fucking point by the way Barbie movie hands down one of the best movies I've seen in a long time and I feel no shame saying that. It was fucking amazing.
Speaker 2:Honestly, like it had beautiful messages for men, it had beautiful messages for women, absolutely, don't get me wrong. Ken did some very stupid stuff in that movie.
Speaker 2:And was hilarious in that movie One of the best parts. Excuse me, but overall it was just like there were stuff that happened to Ken that I could relate to and understand. And then one came to his resolution of the story. Like it hit my soul because I was, like I know, at a point I too can hit my resolution when I was going through that stuff and when, in spoilers spoilers if you have not seen the Barbie movie, but this is close to the end Barbie actually gets to have a heart to heart with her creator in the movie and just like, not a dry eye in the house, yeah, people broke down in the movie, peter, I was in, yeah, and you know what Worth it, and your coin missed that fucking point. Shannon, what was the joke Joe Coy made about Taylor Swift? And oh, yeah, he made a joke about her having more screen time on the NFL, or something like that.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, and the camera ended on her and she just had the most serious face I've ever seen and she took a sip of water and people were saying she like overreacted because she made a face Fuck off. I feel like if that joke were targeted at me and I made that face, people probably would have a different reaction. Because I'm a white man, I hate to say yeah.
Speaker 1:Everyone was a bit mad about something, man.
Speaker 2:And it's because and I'm going to take a Taylor Swift lyric here because I listened to it when I, you know, being the passenger, princess, while Shannon's driving, naturally, but men can only react, while women can only overreact so because she simply had a reaction to a bad, tasteless joke, she apparently was overreacting. Yeah, I mean overreacting would have been flipping the table Like Will Smith, fucking overreacted.
Speaker 3:That was an overreaction. Yeah, that was fucking funny.
Speaker 5:Do it again. We need some entertainment in these fucking awards shows.
Speaker 2:Right. I just need a bare knuckle brawl at an award show.
Speaker 5:So what I need? Taylor should have gone in the face. I went back and sat down. I've been like respect.
Speaker 3:I wouldn't have been mad, yeah.
Speaker 1:Also on the NFL side of this, the NFL lost Taylor Swift. Yeah, absolutely the viewership on like I forget which chiefs game it was that back when, like her and Kelsey first started dating. But viewership, it was stupid stupid.
Speaker 5:They're not watching the football game, no, they're just watching to see fucking Tay Tay at the game Dude.
Speaker 1:what's wrong with that?
Speaker 2:But when my money is, they actually did a statistic about that and they found out people who were watching cheap games strictly for Taylor actually started becoming fans of the chiefs. Yeah, they had to increase the sales for Kelsey's jersey, like a bunch of other stuff. And you know, hey, like the NFL knew, like, hey, we're getting attention. Let's like focus on the thing that's getting attention.
Speaker 5:So now the NFL is going to be encouraging its players to go out and find celebrities to date to get more viewership. I mean, I have no idea from a business standpoint. It's a pretty shitty idea of an ethical standpoint yeah absolutely, it's pooped on.
Speaker 1:Also, people are like oh, this Travis Kelsey guys only did the news because you know he's dating Taylor Swift Also. He's one of the best tight ends.
Speaker 3:Yeah, absolutely Now has been one of the best tight ends.
Speaker 1:Top 10 to top 15.
Speaker 2:I'd say boy has won a Super Bowl hosted SNL. The dude had a.
Speaker 1:He's hilarious. His brother had one of the best podcasts in the nation second to us.
Speaker 5:Second, I want to see your tight end. Yeah, that's for the fans Lee right there. Oh yeah, wiggle it, wiggle it, daddy.
Speaker 2:Little wiggle at the end. But, I mean overall like I'm in there.
Speaker 1:Make is making me fucking hungry, dude you should be hungry when in the words Taylor Swift Romeo, take me somewhere we can be alone To, and that's all I think.
Speaker 2:Romeo, take me, as I'll be right back See. I'll be waiting destiny for you, but you never Come. It does murky have to take care of the cat murky might have to take care of the cat. So For our audio listeners, because now we have two different ones. Possibly, if you subscribe to our fans Lee, you get Unedited video access yeah, cuz we're editing shit.
Speaker 5:We're just not for not any footage.
Speaker 2:So if Zeno Possibly flips out his dick randomly oh is there on the fans leak, but you'll never know unless you subscribe, oh.
Speaker 5:Zeno just went ah.
Speaker 2:Can I just say that your nipples are so much smaller than murkies in comparison now.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they look normal. Yeah, these are actually they look kind of small.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I got small nipples, you know I am on this nipples.
Speaker 2:you know, I noticed that a few days ago I was like man, my areolas murky's nipples like from the side profile.
Speaker 5:They were like long they were like out the here and you could like yeah, subscribe to the fans, lee, if you want to see my nipples?
Speaker 2:I Like, I like and have the top tier what I'm saying over here because, uh, if you know, normally I get the reaction from you boys, but now that I'm getting like a third-party reaction, I know what I'm saying.
Speaker 5:Something stupid, yes murky says way worse though. Oh, he does he got mad, got super mad that one time and became anti-semitic right. Yeah, the floor and then became anti-semitic Good times.
Speaker 3:It was a rough night for murky. It was him, he's been very bad night.
Speaker 2:Don't get me wrong. That doesn't give him the right to say what he said no.
Speaker 5:So transitioning from anti-semitic to something hilarious revolving around Jews.
Speaker 2:Oh, are you gonna talk about the?
Speaker 5:Yeah, I'm talking about the fucking tunnel that was okay, okay, that's how you're gonna bring up a tick talk that shared, like his tweets with it, that his friend was posting and he was just like I shit you fucking not. There are fucking Jews Digging there a tunnel underneath my house because he can hear them talking.
Speaker 1:No, he was like. I swear to God I'm not crazy. Someone is speaking Yiddish underneath my feet and I live on the ground.
Speaker 5:He said Yiddish, and in the first and in another tweet he said there's Jews digging under my apartment. I swear, and then to. And then it's fucking. The news report comes out today that they found like fucking choose another. I told you guys I had Jews under my apartment. I was a fucking crazy. Imagine the validation that man must have felt. And he was like. Some of you guys owe me an apology. But imagine.
Speaker 5:Imagine hearing that and be like if that's those. There's fucking Jews digging under my apartment, I can hear it. They're speaking Yiddish and like telling that to somebody and they're like you're fucking crazy, like everybody thinks you're crazy. And then there's a fucking riot, a synagogue, because a tunnel was dug to it and you're like well, didn't they?
Speaker 1:and then didn't they also have to, like, condemn the building that the tunnels dug under?
Speaker 5:There's no fucking support for it. Yeah, and this was in the middle of New York City, right? Yep, yeah, how lucky are we that a building just didn't randomly fucking collapse Because there's a tunnel underneath the skyscraper. That shouldn't be there.
Speaker 1:Well, wouldn't just be the tunnel collapsing, it'd be all the all the Jewish people fucking dying that were in the tunnel.
Speaker 5:I said. I said a building collapsing that would have way greater impact than the fucking idiot that dug a tunnel under New York City People was it revealed why they were building or digging?
Speaker 1:Still practice worship during COVID. Yep. Because they I mean you allow these mass protests and all this shit, but then you won't allow people to gather and master will Practice their religion. I Get, it's a pandemic. But also, you can't give special treatment to one and not the other. You right, I want special treatment. You have to give everyone special treatment.
Speaker 2:Um, also, what's with like Recent years and people digging tunnels under buildings? Because there's also that woman on TikTok. It was like in white suburbia. It was going down into her basement and literally had like a mine shaft she made. Did you guys see that?
Speaker 5:No, this, you do that to get famous, or did she have any reason for that?
Speaker 2:She just got bored and decided to do it, so now I play too much fucking Minecraft.
Speaker 5:Put the goddamn tunnel in the basement. Found some spiders and some creeper With like a spoon, like old, like prison escape and they have that eventually caught her because she was like Underneath neighboring property.
Speaker 2:Also, I was just only on her property.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we did have to break that right out. Yeah, the plumber came and broke it out.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I broke that out, but I was talking about the sex dungeon that we built.
Speaker 5:I didn't know you were supposed to talk about that.
Speaker 3:Well, we're not supposed to, but you know it's it's not by club.
Speaker 5:He can talk about it, yeah what do you have in your hand?
Speaker 2:I'm chocolate, orange thing.
Speaker 1:Like a lot of men and with the with the egg Shit oh.
Speaker 5:Ramen.
Speaker 2:I think always. You know we'll care about this, but I got an expansion fuck you up our Rangers deck-building game.
Speaker 3:I bought that too.
Speaker 2:It's the a make-up forever expansion. My parents got it for me for Christmas.
Speaker 3:Nice On the whole whole digging topic, though I do remember when I was younger, this Kid, that I would hang out with his neighbor what he was, a weird guy, a super weird guy. But I remember he would always tell us that like he would say, like the portal to hell or whatever was in his basement or whatever. I remember he would like tell my friends, dad and Just like a fucking weird old guy or whatever, never really paid him any mind.
Speaker 3:And then the landlord of that house was also the landlord of my friends dad's house and I remember the guy like Disappeared, like they couldn't find him, stop paying rent kind of a thing. The landlord came over and Grabbed his dad and was like hey, I want you to go into this house with me because, like he hasn't paid rent. I haven't heard or seen from him. I've tried to contact him. I just want to make sure I'm not walking into a dead body by myself. And his dad's like yeah, sure, whatever. And so they walked in and when they came back out he was like the Guy was like calling police or whatever and stuff like that. And his dad was like we gotta go in there.
Speaker 3:You guys got to see what's in that fucking basement and what this guy had done is there was like just like he'd written like Different things all over the walls and red paint and shit like that, like Bible scriptures and different things and like Pentagon's and shit. But he was digging a hole in the fucking basement, like he had broken up the concrete and probably dug down about good four or five feet by, like six foot wide, probably like a six foot diameter, four feet deep all the way around, and was Convinced that this was like a portal to hell in this basement. And then he just disappeared. Don't know what happened to him. He went into hell, apparently. Well, you, apparently you went to hell.
Speaker 2:Yeah that's that the Bible scriptures he painted on the wall didn't save them.
Speaker 3:Yeah, something Dude.
Speaker 2:Fuck, that is just a pure mental breakdown in I. I just don't know what, how that happens. Like I understand it happens. I just my brain just can't wrap around how your brain can just break and come up with stuff like that.
Speaker 5:Yeah, we're like I, really small and cute till it dies. You ever get that feeling. Or you're like where you like want to squeeze something that's small and cute until it dies. Yes yeah, imagine that, but Satan's involved.
Speaker 2:I want to say was Tennessee. I could be wrong, but I know it happened at like one of those bass pro shops. Do you know how they have like those gigantic tanks with, like the fish? This guy You've heard about this, but this guy Crashed his car outside of one, ran into the store like right before closed and he like stripped naked and got into this tank and started swimming around. And Right now we haven't heard a release about why he did that, but people speculate he was having a mental breakdown.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but he like he jumped in it. Right, I got out when police got there, cuz they're like, hey, get the fuck out there, what the fuck are you doing? Guy gets out, and I think they like try talking to him, or something like that. And then he jumped back in. Please got him out the second time. But when he got out he slipped and fell and cracked his head and knocked himself unconscious, and so then police arrested him and then how much I think he came back to like Shortly after that, how much you want to find out directly correlates to how much you want to fuck around.
Speaker 2:Absolutely. I mean, there is a calculation there.
Speaker 1:What a fucking idiot.
Speaker 5:You're describing yourself.
Speaker 1:He's describing the fucking strip naked in a public store to jump in a fish tank.
Speaker 5:You did drink an entire gallon of apple juice, though.
Speaker 1:Ask Allen say I'm pretty sure we get you drunk enough to think it's a good idea.
Speaker 3:I Mean, like murky, the stores closed. Nobody's in there.
Speaker 5:You're halfway to swimming naked with fish.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna come out just with two giant large mouth bass. Put these on the wall.
Speaker 5:They're gonna be stuck on your nipples. Might have no profile whatsoever. Hmm let me compare your nipples burkeys like must be nice.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 5:I'm a fucking still hurts.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's true.
Speaker 3:Probably why they're so small. Be fair, condenses them down.
Speaker 5:Yeah, my nipples are just a black hole.
Speaker 2:Yes, just suction everything.
Speaker 5:That's weird, imagining a nipple that sucks.
Speaker 1:Makes me uncomfortable the super small mouth that comes out of alien, the what the little be out of the xenomorph, the like extra tongue little mouth, it's tongue fucking head. Yeah, exactly, exactly. Picture like that the points of your nipple, just like having those little mouths.
Speaker 3:I don't want to. I hate myself. I should go back to being racist again.
Speaker 1:guys, you're right.
Speaker 2:No, no, no no, go back to being disturbing.
Speaker 3:The cannon but Well.
Speaker 2:Well, so, so I know I'm a fat bearded white guy, so it's to nobody's surprise that fat bearded white guy.
Speaker 5:I had Zeno.
Speaker 2:Those you know Zeno has dad Bob, he does fat dad Bob, he's not. He's not, I was bad but he's got a dad.
Speaker 5:He's just. No, he doesn't. He's too skinny. I know Zeno.
Speaker 1:Would you say he's too skinny to have a dad by dad.
Speaker 3:I mean I wait to tell a little bit of sag in your tits.
Speaker 1:You need a little bit of beer belly going on.
Speaker 2:All.
Speaker 3:I gotta say is.
Speaker 2:I am referring to the comment that was made about him and his white ranger cosplay.
Speaker 5:He's a big, big dick white rangers.
Speaker 2:Yes, I wouldn't even describe you as chubby.
Speaker 5:That's hilarious.
Speaker 1:No, I would say, out of all of us, you know, is the skinniest there's no, anybody wears a skin tight fucking spandex suit like it's not going to be the most. It's not a thing in the world, unless you're hardcore, working out in a phenomenal shape, which is not 99 percent of people.
Speaker 3:So but what do you guys carry on this conversation yeah right, he knows.
Speaker 5:Well, you know, he knows.
Speaker 2:Like, hey, thanks for the ending me, yeah, but, as I was saying, it's to nobody's surprise that I like to my drive to work, which is like normally 40 minutes, I'll like listen to a podcast to kind of just help get me like from work to home. And one of the podcasts I listened to it's called Not your Freakin' Podcast and it's by two local radio DJs from 10390 the bear.
Speaker 3:Mm, hmm, I was like why does that sound familiar Listen?
Speaker 2:and it's like they're not safe for work. Version of their morning talk show. Basically, yeah, yeah, for, like I don't know, I think at the longest it'll be like 30 to 35 minutes or something like that. But I was listening to the most recent one and they decided to talk about the weirdest things that was pulled out of male genitalia and rectums during 20.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I can only imagine.
Speaker 2:And some of the things that I heard was Like I get it, like people like Murky are into sounding, but some of the things you put into themselves, that's only his mother, oh, oh, oh, that's right, because she's a food down there. Thanks for the.
Speaker 3:There are four days in four days.
Speaker 1:It'll be three years.
Speaker 2:We will day anniversary To do a special.
Speaker 5:Murky's mom the anniversary podcast Three dad, your dad yeah. Oh congratulations my sister's a bitch because you died.
Speaker 2:And then I met her in an event.
Speaker 3:And then I met my sister's a bitch. Fucked up.
Speaker 5:It's not. It's not wrong.
Speaker 1:I think that's why that's where my sister started to like lose her mind. Legit.
Speaker 3:You know when your mom passed up there.
Speaker 2:it has to like be something in you.
Speaker 1:There's no, I mean it's funny I still I think about my mom every fucking day. I love my mom, but also you have to accept the fact that that's life, man. One day we're all going to fucking die, and this is what it is, I hope we die in a massive orgy. I hope we all die, fucking Hope we all die the same time. So I don't have to go to any.
Speaker 2:I know I'm probably going to Brain, to AI, so that way I can become a virus. And if you know, before I die I'll make sure I just haunt this computer. Why?
Speaker 1:would you do that? Because, fuck you, it's a destiny.
Speaker 3:The fucking to wrap around is like you could instead like pack like the mob and like transfer a bunch of money to my account. There you go, but to wrap up, wrap up, wrap up, wrap up, wrap up, wrap up, wrap up. The wrap up, wrap up, wrap up, wrap up, wrap up.
Speaker 1:Wait that's not what I was. All that mob money.
Speaker 3:My monkey so.
Speaker 5:Murphy, how's your new cat? Oh yeah, I forgot we haven't brought that up yet. No, we haven't. I mean, we kind of did when you walked away and then we did, we did.
Speaker 3:Ok, we talked about your nipples.
Speaker 1:So you know. Come back to what they were saying when I had to step away. I apologize, I had a phone call, your phone call. I've never, I've never been anti-semitic, ever. That's not a true thing, that's a fucking joke.
Speaker 2:You absolutely were Second Do you Well, hold on, or even save this cat's door. I am this. Is that a word? That came out of Kind of now.
Speaker 1:I walked in here, never seen anybody.
Speaker 5:I walked in here and I spilled some chicken and I screamed from the top of my lungs why am I such? A goddamn kite Is what you say, but but the word that rhymes with it, that's what you said.
Speaker 1:That wasn't me, that was you. You're mixing up someone else. That was obviously gaslighting.
Speaker 2:Do not be gaslighting are. I don't know how many listeners do we have?
Speaker 1:Pull a cocoa and beat my dick to MLP.
Speaker 2:At least 50 a week, that's not a good thing, at least 50 a week and I'm sure at least 20 of those listeners are Hall of that. He's got to be listening to it. Fuck you, Hall.
Speaker 1:I'm serious, it's right. All cocoa or cocoa was talking to Hall, because they're fucking good friends and Hall was anti-semitic. They're fucking good friends and Hall was anti-semitic. Yeah, I.
Speaker 5:I can't see, I don't think that's true. I don't know. I heard about it.
Speaker 1:I think people actually like snap me the video so it would disappear. Oh, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 5:Yeah, keep talking, marky. What about? What about? I don't know, your cat?
Speaker 2:I can see that you're gearing up for something.
Speaker 5:Coco and it's made me very nervous. Talk about your cat.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't like it. I don't like to look on your face, right, no?
Speaker 3:Mercky, you're so close.
Speaker 5:You're so close. So anyway, mercky's anti-semitic. I muted him, so he can't deny it. And Intervention.
Speaker 1:This podcast is, if I say it again, I bet the podcast will blow up, maybe not for the right reasons, but probably not, but the wrong people probably will start listening to this podcast.
Speaker 5:Fucking, try it and see what happens.
Speaker 3:That's not what I'm completely disown you as a person Like.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and it's going to be your base off the banner of the podcast.
Speaker 3:I don't want to be a fucking thing, right?
Speaker 1:So and yesterday I get home and I'm just kind of chilling and my fiance calls me and she normally does on her break because I'm normally home by the time she goes on break. We knew before you did.
Speaker 2:Funny.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I heard, I fucking heard. So you know, you know, two minute conversation. Hey, babe, how's your day Good? How's your day Good? Awesome, we do anything night. No, ok, cool, I love you. Be safe on the way home. I'll see you in a little bit.
Speaker 5:Could you even tell you there?
Speaker 1:No so.
Speaker 5:And she goes no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1:That's literally two minutes before the cat was found. She facetimes me three minutes later and I'm like that's weird. She never, like, calls me back. So first I thought something was wrong. So I answer real quick. I'm like hey, blake, what's up? Like you good? And she's holding this cat in her arms. She goes, I'm bringing it home. Didn't say hey, babe, no, I'm bringing it home. I'm like I don't even say anything at first, I'm just like oh, my fucking God, no, the fuck, I'm looking, you're not. Yeah, she's got this cat and she's like it's so skinny, it's so cold and shivering, and and so at this point I realize I have two routes. I can go. I can go the what I would call the fuck that route. Uh huh, like that's dumb shit, that's dumb shit.
Speaker 1:Fuck that down, walk the fuck back inside and close the goddamn door Right. Or I could take what I thought was a logical route and Put myself in that position of hey, there's this extremely malnourished animal who looks like it probably wouldn't survive a few more cold nights without a substantial meal and some water and things of the nature of the basic necessities for life, and then we are in a position to be able to help this animal. So you should. You should be a good person rather than bad person.
Speaker 5:Pita says you should let it die outside.
Speaker 2:That is actually true. Pita is a horrible.
Speaker 5:Pita would say you have to leave it outside and it has to die. You don't interfere. What Fuck you Pita? Yeah, pita's be shit.
Speaker 2:Pita's actually put down more animals than any other rescue.
Speaker 5:Pita has a 5% adoption rate and 95% kill rate. Yep.
Speaker 2:That is really like very true. Never taken it. We're anti Pita's shelter house.
Speaker 3:That's pretty wild yeah.
Speaker 1:You know that's. I learned something new on the podcast today.
Speaker 5:Look at that. There we go.
Speaker 1:Most of the people on the net.
Speaker 5:Good thing that their acronym stands for People's Ethical Treatment of Animals, and they like to kill them. Let them suffer and die.
Speaker 1:As a hunter, I take more. I think I take more thought and like compassion into going into like a hunt to harvest an animal than what Pita probably puts into fucking six months worth of whatever the fuck they're doing.
Speaker 5:Murder.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, pretty much. Anyway, back to the kitty cat story. She's like I'm bringing this cow, like, ok, anything I say right now at this point is not going to change your thought process and I get where you're coming from, so I'm going to roll with this. I'm not going to be the dick. It's like if you bring that fucking cat home, I'm leaving. I'm leaving Now. So she ends up actually bringing the cat inside of her job. She accidentally locked it in a room for about 15 minutes at her job. How did that happen? Her boss was there and they're like, well, we'll bring it in here and just like lock the door so no one goes in. Well, then they didn't have a fucking key for the door. I'm an idiot.
Speaker 1:Yeah so they spent about 10 to 15 minutes finding a master key and they get in and you know, the cat's fine. It's just she's very the it's, I'm guessing maybe three months old, four months old. I mean it's a pretty young kitty cat but she's really tired and you can obviously tell she's pretty weak but she's still really like lovey and just wants contact. Um, she ends up bringing the cake at home. We put a litter box and some stuff into the bathroom because we have a vet appointment Saturday morning to make sure that obviously she doesn't have anything that's going to get our cat sick or something of the sort. And then after Saturday we've put some feelers out there as far as. Okay, we found this tray, we're going to take it to the vet. If anybody is looking for a cat and you have a good home, I'm not going to let it go anywhere.
Speaker 5:But it sounds like you're keeping the cat.
Speaker 1:I named it Freya today. That's where we're at. That's good stuff. I mean it's the cats suit. I mean, she's a beautiful little case. She's orange, black, brown.
Speaker 5:I don't have that much more shit in the litter box to clean up.
Speaker 1:And just super lovey and just get. I was probably sitting in there for like 20 minutes earlier. You know, just love it on the cat she wanted to play around with stuff.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that's called taking a check.
Speaker 1:No, I was. I just went there and sat with the cat because I've been gone all day and I feel bad because it's in the fucking bathroom. But right now, until we know that's not going to get our cats sick, we really don't have another option. So it is what it is and we'll figure out as we go. With Saturdays and day, we're going to get a bunch of testing done and you know, just verify it's not going to get our cats sick. And then we also found a screen online that's basically just like a Velcro liar around a door frame and you set up the screen so the cats can see and interact with each other but not be able to get to each other kind of deal. I think that's where we're going to start with introducing, once we know that Freya is not going to get little or king violently sick. Because I can't there's no way I can afford all those vet bills, right?
Speaker 2:I'm just saying you probably should have named her Bourbon, so that way you would have given her to someone else a lot Right, like you did in old fashion Right.
Speaker 1:Hey, you have three Bourbon to a good home. Yeah, I would have been good, you're right.
Speaker 2:See, sometimes it can be smart. I'm not funny, but I can be smart sometimes.
Speaker 5:I'm waiting for Shannon to slap you, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:She's actually giving me a look right now.
Speaker 5:So when's Joysticks coming back? Is that coming back ever?
Speaker 2:Hell, it'll be coming back. We just got a fun thing for it, like set up a time.
Speaker 5:Oh, it looks like he has an idea.
Speaker 3:I don't have an idea. No, that's just the other face.
Speaker 5:Oh yeah, Zeno's starting to stream again and I was. Yes, he is. Stream your and I almost do it, you fucking coward. You won't even kiss my face, you're going to stream my.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I'm going to put a camera on it and put it on the Internet.
Speaker 5:You're going to need a fucking wide lens for that.
Speaker 2:I got on his, which is being a little loosey goosey right now with the layoffs yeah.
Speaker 5:So, I was fucking ruined. Zeno's surprise with this fucking he was he was working on getting his stream promo already and he just casually, while I'm streaming, inside in the same room that he and inside of the same chat, he's just like I need another cam link and I'm like what, you don't fucking stream anymore? He goes it's for recording, yeah, and then, like in the middle of that that whole fucking thing, I look over and I'm like huh, this OG Guardians chats popping off. I wonder what's in there. I fucking open it up and the first thing I read is I'm going to debut this on my Twitch channel tomorrow and I'm like, okay, I'm just going to close that. And.
Speaker 5:Zeno just goes, don't say anything, and I was like I can't even play what I saw because it would be spoilers. And then I knew that Zeno was going to be returning to streaming.
Speaker 3:Yeah, february 2nd, what are you going to stream? I don't know. I've I've got a handful of ideas.
Speaker 5:I'm definitely going to get back to the horror roots and I'm going to be like Farhan stream once as a comeback and then like fucking piggyback right on somebody who hasn't quit streaming for a while and then fucking not stream again since that night on your own Right.
Speaker 3:Maybe not Farhan looking at you right now.
Speaker 5:I know you're listening. We streamed, we streamed Jackbox. Damn you, farhan. We streamed Jackbox and you didn't come back. You didn't come back streaming, but you did good. Why don't you come back? I'm going to come back. I missed the ASMR.
Speaker 3:It takes a lot of time and effort and mental capacity to do streaming and content creation in general.
Speaker 5:I know it was there, but I know that Froggy keeps wanting him to go back to she's like when are you going to stream?
Speaker 2:So but he was a good streamer.
Speaker 5:He can still do a good streamer. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:His community is like. They love it yeah. It wasn't just like a convenient thing for them to watch him like they love it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, our streams were very good.
Speaker 2:And say the same for mine, baby.
Speaker 5:Shut the fuck up. You're getting back to streaming when you get a new job Prove it, prove it, prove it.
Speaker 3:I'm going to get the game of Rose back together again Did you just get the phone, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:What did you?
Speaker 2:say oh, I heard Murky's far, but yeah, I missed the game of Bro days. Yeah we're sweet men.
Speaker 3:Yes, indeed, you should get the gamer bros together for like at least one night to do like a horror game of some sort. Like when I was going through clips for the promo, I came across a clip of when we played labrithine.
Speaker 2:Oh, let me guess what's the? It's fun.
Speaker 3:Yes, exactly. Yeah, it was fucking me and I think goat man, I was with us yet. But we're like walking through this lab and we're walking through and it's like the lab run that's made out of Christmas trees and or pine trees and we're walking along. It's a very narrow path and I'm in front of everyone and I just like just barely renders a person at the end of this path and I was just like whoa, guys, guys, guys, stop. There's a guy at the end of this line and he just goes what it's fine? And just walks up to this guy, it turns, grabs him, makes some kind of loud noise and runs away. And me and go man are like uh, and go man goes. Did he just die? And I was like I I don't know what happened to him, but he's not with us anymore. He got snatched up and taken away. I did.
Speaker 3:I did yeah, the back and got him he killed me.
Speaker 2:They took away one of the lives because I think there's a light system and just pop me in a different spot.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that was a fun game. We had a good time experiencing that. The proximity chat in that game made it so much more fun.
Speaker 5:Most games Proxy.
Speaker 2:If it's good. Yeah, it's a fun time.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and that was like early access to. Yeah, it's been a long time. I wonder if the full game is out now.
Speaker 2:I don't know. I know they made it VR accessible and it won an award for its VR. No shit Like a steam community award.
Speaker 3:Okay, I'm going to look it up now I'm going to look you up now. Okay, let me know what you find.
Speaker 5:Your dick in my face. Wow, so six friends. So what is he? Getting a new job.
Speaker 1:So I was just talking to Dusty about that yesterday and her boss was reaching out to HR to make sure, like they get him some info. So hopefully here quite quickly. Hear that Fuck them kids Well fuck them kids Also at the same time. Don't rely on that. That's a terrible thing. You're not relying on one single job that you hope comes in. I know.
Speaker 2:Obviously no. I've still been applying to different places. I'm not like putting all my eggs on one basket.
Speaker 1:Right. You make another Captain and Coke. Captain. Diet.
Speaker 5:Oh, dude, that was weird, like you put your drink down and then Zeno picked up his from the same side and pulled a KFC cup out.
Speaker 3:It looked like you just like transferred the drink. Just traded glasses, real quick yeah.
Speaker 2:It actually happened when Zeno and I were in. Coco was eventually also in this team, but it was called Ascension and they weren't a stream team, content creation organization, that's the term I'll use. I remember I was born dreamer and God our our idea. Do you remember him, zeno, who was like French Canadian Carp?
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:He did dead by daylight. Content. Born had picked up his it was like a drink water flask and he like took a drink from it, put the top back, set it down and it looked like he was reaching over to Carp and Carp reached in the same direction that he was, grabbed it and then just started drinking like his own water flask.
Speaker 1:Again, zeno comes back with a ADHD after dark, left for dead to stream.
Speaker 3:Oh, you think so. You think so. That sounds sexy. We're probably that's. The return stream is still three weeks away. You don't think we're going to ADHD like, blow away this hyper focus in three weeks?
Speaker 1:Just be done with that. To murder through left for dead to real quick.
Speaker 3:I mean we should probably play it tonight, right, Don't know? If the left could even True, that's true, damn it.
Speaker 5:The other reason I'm not right now is overreact.
Speaker 2:I get a snow date tomorrow.
Speaker 5:Do you?
Speaker 2:Yeah, like. I got my show in the Shannon's apartment and, like I immediately got a text. I was like, hey, your school called off for tomorrow, it's probably pretty good, because I'm getting 11 inches of snow. It might not, as now, telling me.
Speaker 5:I'm getting 11 inches of snow.
Speaker 2:Look at it and getting a lot of weather alerts in the corner, I'm saying yeah, I'm looking at 11 to 17.
Speaker 3:It's not supposed to start until like midday, right?
Speaker 2:I think it's like like nine in the morning or something 10 AM.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah, but that's coming in from your direction.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, it looks like nine AM is when it starts.
Speaker 1:And it's going to be disgusting.
Speaker 5:No, I'm going to wake up. I'm going to be sure to wake up. I'm going to set an alarm for 4 AM, just so I can get up and take a picture of the snow and be like it's time and then go back to bed and then go back to bed.
Speaker 2:Or you can stand out there like you're that one guy from Game of Thrones. I never really watched anything. I'm sorry you showed me Is it just snow the winter is coming.
Speaker 5:Everybody says winter is coming.
Speaker 2:It's from the north. You can dress up as whoever you want and say winter is coming, and then just go back to bed.
Speaker 5:I don't have the materials to dress up like that.
Speaker 2:I put on a blanket. Oh my God, you play, call it good what what guys?
Speaker 3:There is a two liter of vault soda on opened. It specifies is no longer carbonated, probably because it's so old. How much do you think it's going for on eBay right now? $4,000. $4,000.
Speaker 1:I think it's like 120 bucks.
Speaker 2:I was going to go around for the murky was. I was going to say 150.
Speaker 3:279.95.
Speaker 5:I mean prices, right rules, I still lose, but I am definitely the closest. So no 200. 200.
Speaker 3:I heard a bunch of numbers. I ADHD now.
Speaker 5:I stopped.
Speaker 3:Just a bunch of numbers like super high. I'm trying to find every night where I can purchase vaults.
Speaker 1:Actually I'm relatively sober tonight and you Drink more soda. I've been drinking, I've been drinking or fail Trying to, except for D&D the other night. I was smashed by the end of that, absolutely smashed.
Speaker 2:And we talk about how Murphy's actually really been getting into D&D, like how you've been sent a snap of himself, like who else is thinking about D&D?
Speaker 1:Dude the next day. That's all I was thinking about.
Speaker 5:I was thinking about working depression.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I kind of also was too.
Speaker 1:The only thing that kept me away from the depression.
Speaker 2:I don't know, like I don't know if you guys could tell, like, but going into the game I was like Mr Grumpy and I was like really being a character, but like first thing, I was like just leading into it.
Speaker 5:Got you, mm-hmm. I tried to kick the rock on the stairs, didn't.
Speaker 1:I, I just thought we were screwed. When Coco fell into the spike pit and then there were four ghouls, I'm like, yeah, we're going to die.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I thought we're going to split up and we're going to die.
Speaker 3:I was thinking when I was going down to the basement, I was like maybe there's going to be like some bitches down here summoning these things or like tethering them to this world. Since everything was like spooky and shit, I was like I'm going to keep going down the stairs, see if I can murder these bitches real quick, and then maybe they'll be like specters or something of their own that's been summoning all these spirits inside of this fucking house. But then there was nothing that I could see down there.
Speaker 1:So you want a Lou Bong, a foul goo and a leery and make a pretty mean triple threat.
Speaker 2:Absolutely Like. I know I'm supposed to be a bar, but if I get that long short out and double hand it hurts.
Speaker 5:I didn't realize how much my arrow would hurt. I shot this mother fucker with my arrow and it did fucking 16 damage yeah we were laying the smack down on those things, man. And that wasn't even a crit right, that wasn't even a crit. Oh, I was just a regular hit.
Speaker 2:No, Maybe I should use the bone arrow more often.
Speaker 5:That might be, should that two headed battle arts?
Speaker 1:That was laying it down. I just need somebody else to have a sneak at it. Have a sneak at it.
Speaker 5:I just need somebody else to have a sneak at, have the enemy next to them so that I can use my sneak attack ability. Well yeah, because we were flanking at the end. That doesn't matter for my sneak attack. Yeah, I did. Oh for your sneak attack.
Speaker 5:For my sneak attack. All it has to happen is if I use the ranged weapon and I have advantage on the roll, or if I use a ranged weapon, I don't have advantage on the roll, but there is an enemy of my target within five, five feet. Ie one of you guys are within five feet of it, I can get a sneak attack on it Right, as long as it's not directly looking at me trying to come fuck me.
Speaker 4:But most of the time if I've got a fucking ranged weapon.
Speaker 5:It's probably not focusing me, and then that and then my damage on it is is one D six plus my one D six of sneak attack damage and there was some other thing that I get that I get to that I was oh yeah, it's the, it's the plus four modifier on the bow for just hitting it.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 5:And I rolled two fucking sixes. Hmm, hmm.
Speaker 1:Well done.
Speaker 5:Well, you pulled your fucking battle axe out the other day and we were worried you were going to kill the fucking cats.
Speaker 2:Right when the cat was going to jump on it. You're splitting through.
Speaker 5:He was like, if that happens, I'm packing up my shit and I'm leaving.
Speaker 1:He was crying my way out of this apartment. Oh, I'd be so sad if I heard if, like I, was ever at fault for like one of the cats like even just getting hurt. Oh my God, I feel so terrible. But yes, I do have the bad ones.
Speaker 3:That'll ask me. This thing is like this thing's no joke.
Speaker 5:Let's see if it sticks. Oh, it will, but but you won't do it. Yeah, they won't do it.
Speaker 3:Happen.
Speaker 1:There are one way to find out the other day actually like running my finger like across the tip.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's cool, but I don't think you're strong enough to put that through the wall.
Speaker 1:I think you're incorrect.
Speaker 5:I don't think so.
Speaker 1:You're wrong.
Speaker 3:Yeah prove me wrong.
Speaker 5:Let's not and say we did look because you can't be here.
Speaker 2:Let's not.
Speaker 1:Let's not throw the battle axe in an apartment pussy. You know you have to be strong to do that. All you gotta do is throw it.
Speaker 3:You want to see.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 2:You know, I have a better idea.
Speaker 1:All you guys drive over here, line up your vehicles and I'll throw it at your vehicles and see if it pierces it.
Speaker 3:No, because that's just thin sheet metal yeah.
Speaker 1:It gets drywall. I'm over here and do it. I'll come throw this thing in your basement. Can you throw it at my mat? I'm gonna throw it at the mattress, not the concrete walls. Why would you throw?
Speaker 3:it at the mattress, because the concrete walls are gonna fuck it up. I have other walls that aren't concrete. Did you guys hear that fart?
Speaker 5:No, your other one, though earlier, was great. It was a little louder. I'm not gonna go back in the recording and boost it. Hi, dusty, you're on Fansley now.
Speaker 1:Oh, you're on Fansley now, babe. You're on the knockoff, only fans.
Speaker 2:Hey, only fans rejected us. Fansley accepted us.
Speaker 5:Yeah, fans Fansley where we're basically next to a bunch of porn.
Speaker 2:Yeah essentially.
Speaker 1:You guys want to send me the passwords and shit. I'll fucking upload some content and then when you guys check the fans, you can see my dick.
Speaker 5:He can give you the password.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I could. I don't know if I want to after that. But I probably would start getting his views on there.
Speaker 1:Right, how many subs do we got Zero, yeah, I figure.
Speaker 3:That's just a theory. A game theory Did you all see that yeah.
Speaker 2:His last day is in March.
Speaker 3:I rolled a one. I rolled a one, fuck. Oh, fuck oh.
Speaker 2:But yeah, Matt, he's quitting. I think he's just quitting YouTube in general. As he said, he wanted to spend more time with his family and I can't blame him. He's already sold off game theory to a larger company.
Speaker 3:He did sell game theory.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he saw game theory a while ago. Who did he sell it to again? I don't know.
Speaker 1:It was like some media people that table, that Kogo's got that thing's fucking titties, man.
Speaker 2:It is pretty nice. I've seen pictures of it. I wish I could play on it, because Shannon had played on this little note because I wasn't able to make it down with you guys when you were playing on it.
Speaker 5:Sounds like I need to make another trip.
Speaker 1:Yeah we need to have another one Coming up soon. I'm thinking like March, april, when the weather breaks, because I think it's going to be kind of shitty the next few, next few months.
Speaker 3:But I was thinking like within the next couple of months, because I'm not a bitch and can drive in this Midwest weather.
Speaker 5:So yeah, you prove that.
Speaker 1:I have my truck right now, so I'm not. You have what I basically have street slicks on my truck right now. Just buy new tires.
Speaker 2:Yeah, be a man.
Speaker 5:Look at that ass.
Speaker 3:Pull the cheeks down. For the fans. It's for the fans. We want to see your butt.
Speaker 1:Show your butt. I was just giving dusty kisses.
Speaker 2:You couldn't do that for the fans. We had to do it off camera.
Speaker 3:I mean, I don't know, I don't know Different weird, you're fucking weird.
Speaker 5:Fucking weird. Ghosts are weird.
Speaker 3:Ghosts are fucking weird man. Our audience is already pretty fucking weird.
Speaker 2:I'm pretty sure they're in the boy arrezzal I know.
Speaker 5:Give me a watching porn. They were on the camera Fucking weird.
Speaker 1:It's fucking weird you should kiss them, they're fucking weird man.
Speaker 3:I'm trying really hard to find some fucking vault for sale. I can't find it anywhere.
Speaker 1:It's so good. Yeah. He's at Shan's.
Speaker 5:Whose camera looks so good.
Speaker 2:Mine, mine Raging head.
Speaker 5:Raging head. Turn his volume up so I can hear what they're saying.
Speaker 3:Raging head. I'm going to change and go in and see.
Speaker 1:I love you.
Speaker 3:Sorry, whose camera did she say, looked good.
Speaker 1:Yours.
Speaker 5:Mine Nice. Don't film me.
Speaker 3:I got another one of those shelves.
Speaker 1:Hey, babe, grab me my camera, short shorts so I can show the boys. Hey, I don't know where they're at either.
Speaker 3:I don't know where they're at either.
Speaker 5:Did you buy them?
Speaker 1:Did you get them to the pansley? No, I got them actually from when we go down to Florida and stuff.
Speaker 5:You're going to wear short shorts in Florida?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I wear these shorts all the time. They're the most comfortable shorts I've ever You're so white.
Speaker 3:How's that?
Speaker 1:I have a small deck and you can wear shorts like that.
Speaker 5:You're right, I love Gleed that camera on.
Speaker 2:For the pansley.
Speaker 5:Fucking murky. He's a fucking pussy. He even muted his mic. He muted his mic too, so we can't hear it he muted his mic. We're a fucking loser. Should we just end the podcast episode without him here, so that he can't say goodbye. Yes, all right, goodbye everybody.