ADHD After Dark
ADHD After Dark is the unfiltered podcast where a group of hilarious dudes with ADHD gather to talk about anything and everything that comes to mind. Brace yourself for an explicit and comedic rollercoaster ride, as we dive into the depths of randomness, pushing the boundaries of humor and edginess.
In each episode, we unleash our unapologetic, off-the-cuff banter, sharing outrageous stories, wild adventures, and side-splitting anecdotes that will keep you laughing throughout the night. No topic is off-limits for us—whether it's outrageous personal experiences, taboo subjects, or exploring the more intimate and risqué aspects of life, we bring a refreshingly audacious and humorous perspective to it all.
ADHD After Dark is your escape from the mundane and predictable. Join our crew as we navigate the uncharted territories of comedic chaos, reveling in the freedom to explore the untamed corners of our minds. We embrace the spirit of After Dark, where the content can get explicit, sexual, and edgy—pushing boundaries and challenging social norms with a healthy dose of laughter.
While we may not always offer informative insights, we guarantee an uproarious time filled with absurdity, spontaneous conversations, and unabashed humor. It's a podcast that's not afraid to go where others won't, creating an inclusive space for individuals who enjoy unfiltered comedic escapades.
So, grab a drink, kick back, and immerse yourself in the unapologetically hilarious world of ADHD After Dark. Warning: explicit content ahead—tune in at your own risk, but be prepared to laugh your way through our zany adventures, spontaneous tangents, and unabashedly funny discussions that defy convention. Welcome to the wild, comedic chaos of ADHD After Dark.
ADHD After Dark
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We don't shy away from the eccentricities of life, like the unexpected thrill of a live minnow shot or the colorful aftermath of indulging in too much artificially dyed food. But it's not all fun and games; we also delve into the emotional depths of coping with loss, the bittersweet passage of time, and the complex webs of family dynamics. Alongside our anecdotes and debates, we somehow manage to fit in a playful sing-along to Taylor Swift, proving once again that music is the ultimate mood lifter.
So, if you're looking for an escape from the mundane or just need a good chuckle, come join us. We'll explore the quirky corners of everyday occurrences, share tales of virtual reality shenanigans, and maybe even help you appreciate the simplicity of a good snow day. Trust us, you won't want to miss the wholesome yet wacky roller coaster ride that is our little podcast community.
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Minnow Shot and Colorful Poops
Speaker 1One . No , fuck , good . Good , I've been told to start the episode off , so what ? What creed song would you can you take , maybe ?
Speaker 3Like how he started to ask the question and then he was like instantly I know , what one book and lead with yeah , and of course , Did you know ?
Speaker 5you know what ? Murky's nipples on our fans Lee you can see murky's nipples on our fans . Lee did that post . Did it actually post ?
Speaker 2I don't know , I never check .
Speaker 5I scheduled it to post and it turns out once you schedule something to post in fans Lee , it gets disappeared from your view until it posts . I guess because I was like where do I go to see if these things are scheduled ? And it was just like get fucked , so loser loser . Let me open up the fans Lee real quick . Yeah , see if it actually posted . I like how my Google Chrome is now just goes to fans Lee . Oh yeah , it posted , it posted .
Speaker 2Excellent .
Speaker 5Murky's got some long ass nipples .
Speaker 2Yeah , he does , he does , but you know what he is Long , I don't know .
Speaker 1We get along .
Speaker 5From the side . From the side you get to really see the fucking 3D profile .
Speaker 3Like you ever seen ? Like when a woman is breastfeeding . That's what murky's nips look like . It's fucked up , man .
Speaker 5It's fucked up , man , it's fucked up . You can't even fucking say it about me . What do you mean ? Say , what about you ?
Speaker 3We're not saying it's bad , you know , it's just .
Speaker 2Everybody has their kinks .
Speaker 5Fucking weird , you know it's fucking weird , man , you got a little knob and turn you on .
Speaker 3It's fucking weird .
Speaker 5It goes through fucking weird .
Speaker 3Goes through fucking weird man .
Speaker 1I know Zeno has heard this Cocoa . Have you guys ever heard of my minnow shot Arlington Texas ?
Speaker 5Sorry , the one when you took the one when you were like I'll order a minnow shot and then the bartender announces to the top of the world in this redneck bar we got one for the minnow shot or something bullshit like that .
Speaker 2Oh , me and my other thing . I've heard this , so good story Let murky tell it .
Speaker 1You're down in Arlington , texas . I got sent down there to the what is it ? The Vale Academy Zeno , yeah , and for estimating for auto automotive damages based on . So right down the road from the hotel we are staying at , which is , is a place called Redneck Heaven , arlington , texas . That's beautiful .
Speaker 3And it's exactly what you would think it is .
Speaker 1It's a redneck , redneck Hooters . So , instead of uniform , walk around short sorts in the bra .
Speaker 2Oh OK .
Speaker 5Pretty much what Hooters is anyway , but yeah , more or less .
Speaker 1So me and one of the guys from class go down there to have dinner . As we're walking , we know sign on the door and it says home of the minnow shot and I'll say that , yeah . So I'm thinking in my head like , ooh , maybe like a big fish bowl or you know something . I don't know , it's kind of cool drink , some kind of novelty thing . They have to bring business in and you know it might be a cool or whatever . All right .
Speaker 1So me and this guy from class are talking to our waitress . She brought us out our drinks and we both kind of ask like , hey , what's this ? What's this minnow shot thing ? What is Well , what kind of shot you guys want ? And I'm like , well , I'll take a , I'll probably take a Vegas bomb . And she doesn't say anything and immediately like , be lines at like 180 and be lines and away from us . I'm like that's where the first red flag . I'm like that's weird , that's weird , that's weird behavior . She didn't answer the question . So a few minutes go by , she comes back out with four shot glasses , two of the Vegas bombs in them , the other two contain water and live crappie minnows . Before I can get a word out of my mouth , she is standing on the table next to us announcing to all of these fucking I'm pretty redneck , but these guys take the cake . All these Texas ass rednecks that welcome to breadneck heaven .
Speaker 1Today we got two out of towners and who are going to take on the minnow shot challenge , and all these fucking Hicks start Yee hon and hooting and holler . I'd say I do , I'm a fucking heck , I can say that shit . And they're all you know yee hon and clapping and stand it up , they will see this shit go down . So at that point me and this other guy class aside . Well , we're not going to bitch out now , we're going to do late . They'll probably fucking riot Right .
Speaker 1And so the first minute I take out of the cup , I'm going to do the shot . Second , first minute I take out of the cup and you know you want to go ahead first . So if it's going back like the fins , don't come up or anything and get caught somewhere . So the first one goes down , no problem . The second one , I put it in my mouth and it turns itself around right before I swallow it . So now its head is facing out of my mouth . So I have to turn around as I do . I crunch it with my teeth . Crunch the shit out of this live minnow like fucking . I hadn't just split its skull and it probably just took a shit fast , shit by mouth .
Speaker 5And I won't go down .
Speaker 1I swallowed it , so that's still not the worst part . I swallowed it and I swear . The whole time up until I got my food and I could eat , I felt this minnow swimming around my stomach . Was it probably just me being paranoid ? Yeah , absolutely was . But , yeah , could I not tell that story in its entirety ? For probably like a solid year without gagging .
Speaker 3Yeah , I remember he was like telling me the story and then he was like getting to the point where he crunched it and he was just like started to tell me he's like I'm a fucking lot of textural memories of that one .
Speaker 1Yeah , it is awful man . It's like the crunching and like the . It goes from like hard to mushy instantly , because you know it's a little bit of a deal .
Speaker 5I'm going to surprise you with water and a Swedish fish one day . Just put it in , fucking hand it to you and see what happens .
Speaker 1I could deal with that , but as long as it's not alive and swimming , and I have to fucking give it the old crunch treatment with my teeth , the crunch treatment .
Speaker 2I was bad man , it was just going to like coat it in something just crunchy enough that it gives a different texture .
Speaker 3It's like a candy shell on it .
Speaker 1No , we'll put like we'll make a fish shaped cheeto I was going to say Coco's going to go to the pet store and just buy a couple of fish and like take .
Speaker 3How are you going to put that in the ?
Speaker 5water . We'll we'll engineer it to be water resistant . Long enough for the joke .
Speaker 1I mean , I guess you know hypnotic is all sparkly and has all that shit floating around in it , so it makes something .
Speaker 2You know , I've always seen those bottles and I've always just been so curious . But I feel like whatever is in that bottle that makes it so glowy and looking is going to mess up with my pain . I feel like it's going to die my poo . A different color .
Speaker 1It probably will . It'll probably give you diabetes before you get drunk .
Speaker 2So Speaking of dying your poo a different color , do you guys remember when Burger King came out ? Those like all black burger . Yes .
Speaker 5No .
Speaker 1I don't .
Speaker 2So , like I was in college , so shout out to my Western Michigan . Years back , when our slogan was rolled the boat , burger King had released an all black burger and they , like , were swearing up and down that the reason why the buns itself were black was because they use like barbecue sauce or something , which total lie . It just tastes like a regular whopper . But I remember the next day because I very consistent , my routine is wake up , get a little adjusted , use the bathroom and my poop was like this bright emerald leprechaun green and I thought something was wrong with me . And then I had learned , because it popped up on my phone newsfeed , that people were reporting that the burger was making them just poop straight green because there was so much food dying in the bun . Interesting .
Speaker 3I got a similar story that you guys remember , the . When the dark night came out , mountain Dew did a like a promo with it . They had a dark was like a bad Barry , or it was called like that Barry or something , or he was like dark night Barry or something like that .
Speaker 3I think we called it that Barry as a meme for it . But it was like a . It was kind of like voltage , except it was like a darker color and I think it was like black raspberry flavored or some shit like that . It was pretty good . Me and my friends were drinking it for like two weeks straight and then finally one day my one buddy just like looks at everybody , goes all right , I'll fucking say it . Anybody else was poop , fucking green lately and we're all like yeah , yeah , we're like it's the goddamn bad , barry dude .
Speaker 2Oh , OK , so I found it . It was called the Riddler's Brew .
Speaker 3What the the burger Batman the the Mountain Dew .
Speaker 2Ah , was it ? I don't think they had to . One was called Dark Berry , the other was Riddler's Brew .
Speaker 3I don't recall the Riddler's Brew , but the . Dark Berry was the one that made our poo green , for sure .
Speaker 5I'm surprised drinking regular Mountain Dew doesn't turn fucking poo or piss green .
Speaker 2You know that was originally supposed to be a mixer for moonshine right .
Speaker 3Yeah , and whiskey .
Speaker 5And then gamers came around and decided we like sugar and caffeine and caffeine .
Speaker 2I never didn't think they make a due to Riddler's drink . Or am I just having a fever dream ? I don't remember a man I don't remember a man .
Speaker 5I don't remember a man Riddler's drink .
Speaker 2Where is real ? Shannon is shaking her head .
Speaker 1Yes , hold on .
Speaker 2I think she remembers this . Oh , I'm trying to open Google , but for some reason it doesn't want to open for me . Here we go . Maybe it was the April Fool's prank .
Speaker 5I do remember something about that , you know it was the Dorito flavor of Mountain Dew that had an orange look . Yes , you guys know that there's a fucking wiki for Mountain Dew . There's a Mountain Dew fan we are not surprised .
Speaker 3Oh , it surprised me at all .
Speaker 2I mean , wasn't there also , like hot Cheetos , mountain Dew Probably ? Yeah . Yeah because , I had a bedhead , bedhead , like got a can of it . I remember that .
Speaker 1It sounds fucking terrible , it sounds just sounds off Just a drinking liquid .
Speaker 3Everybody that I've heard of trying it have said like it's not awful , I wouldn't drink it a lot .
Speaker 5It's not great . It's probably why you continued .
Speaker 3You guys remember Well it was just like a promotional .
Speaker 2Yeah , I hope that they're doing temporarily . It wasn't going to be a long term product , you guys remember Fault ?
Speaker 5Yes , oh , my , you got a whole .
Speaker 3Yes , the greatest fucking drink ever .
Speaker 1Truth man .
Speaker 3The fucking red blitz Dude , that was my shit , the original vault dude .
Speaker 1I would as many as I could fucking afford it . A day I drink all them bitches .
Discontinued Snacks and Unique Merchandise
Speaker 3I remember one time I bought a 12 pack of volt and I had just gotten legends of the spirit tracks and that was a yes , right , yeah , I'll tell you how long ago this fucking was . And I remember I had to go to school next day and I was like I'm going to play the spirit tracks and it got to like I don't know midnight and I was just like I'm a drink all of this fucking volt and just stay up all night . I was so fucking sick the next day because probably the fucking caffeine overdose from the shit . I'd imagine it was like an energy drink that was just sold as like a normal .
Speaker 2So that's a regular soul that like , like a marketing as like a sports drink .
Speaker 3Yeah , yeah , it's like a step above , like normal soda . You can buy it like in a 12 pack Pretty , pretty normal soda . That shit , dude , that shit was so goddamn good , I miss fault so much . You can buy it overseas apparently .
Speaker 2You can . Yeah , it's still in production , technically , just not here in the states . Like a little while ago came back to the states just out of the blue . I remember drinking that back in the 90s . What was it Fucking ?
Speaker 5surge . I've heard of that .
Speaker 2Yeah , yeah . I remember like waking up as a kid and like for Saturday morning cartoons , make myself a polis cereal , get a fucking can of surge and just be hyped up on sugar the entire day , screaming at like Ninja Turtles and Power Rangers and shit .
Speaker 5You fucking parent . Yeah , I hated , you .
Speaker 2Then it this can Well my parents hate me regardless , but but no , I'm joking , my parents absolutely love me , but Probably discontinued , of course , because you know way too much caffeine and way too much sugar , yeah , and they're like this shouldn't be allowed . And then , like , came back out of nowhere a few years ago and I think you can still get it , I think it's still in production , but they , they , they just don't produce a lot of it . And there is this game shop that's near Zeno and it's a place that Zeno has taken Coco before and they sell it there . No shit , no shit . And that's where I first found it . And I saw it in their cooler and I'm like , wait a minute , is that surge ? And the dude behind the counter goes yeah , they started selling it again and it was on like our list of vendors .
Speaker 2So we just decided to get it because , remember it and I remember it was like this was after I had like my first kidney stone and whatever . And I was visiting after I was living in South Carolina and I was like , yeah , we're going to risk it . Yeah , it's probably what produced the second and third kidney stone I had , but you know what it was nostalgia at that point . Was it worth it ? No , but did it taste good at the time ? Yes , I can't say the same as like you remember . It did actually taste almost exactly the same as how I remembered it . That's awesome , you know , sometimes you get that stuff that's like hey , here's that thing from your childhood . Let me just apply only Like Dunkeroo's .
Speaker 3I had Dunkeroo's again yes .
Speaker 2And I love them as a kid . And then , when I was eating them , I'm like , you know , this is kind of how I remember it , but it's not like and then I realized , oh , the childhood isn't there , Right ? And I am depressed .
Speaker 3My heart is not due to dopamine . It's not giving you food while you're talking .
Speaker 5Yes , Damn it .
Speaker 3You fucking keep that girl , dude what are you eating ? Now .
Speaker 5It is shrimp ramen with soft boiled eggs .
Speaker 2I'm a little bit , oh damn yeah .
Speaker 3Oh , I gotta say she's a catch and I know , Did you know what ?
Speaker 2I got . Yeah , I'm a little bit jealous now , oh damn , I know what I got .
Speaker 1I know what I got . Stop producing . I think it's zebra stripe gum . What ?
Speaker 2I thought that was still in production . They just stopped .
Speaker 5The fuck is zebra stripe gum , it's the .
Speaker 3You never had zebra stripe gum .
Speaker 2It's probably a good thing . You've never had zebra stripe gum , but I always associated it with toys or rest , because that's the only place I ever bought it .
Speaker 3I always got it at Kroger . Funny enough yeah .
Speaker 5See , Mr Go , you know what , Pulling up the wrapper .
Speaker 2I remember it , yeah exactly , yeah , and the flavor would last like three shoes , yeah .
Speaker 5Yeah , and then you would just be like well , this is depressing .
Speaker 2Yeah it . I mean it did the job for bubblegum , but it didn't really have good flavor .
Speaker 5No , they are . They are just just stop discontinued , just stop after , like Like just discontinuing .
Speaker 2I thought that thing would last until the apocalypse .
Speaker 1I mean , it's been around , probably since I don't know the Great Depression .
Speaker 5Fifty four years , so no so that is a long time for gum .
Speaker 1Well , I was just going off of how long the flavor lasted . You know they're right .
Speaker 5They didn't last past the Great Depression .
Speaker 1No , I'm saying that only lasted for three seconds because it was made during the Depression .
Speaker 3I see , I see , I know you don't do the math to tell me I'm wrong .
Speaker 1I know , it's not the Great Depression when it was made .
Speaker 5You're fucking stupid . You're fucking stupid . Look at you , fucker .
Speaker 3You guys remember bubblegum tape ?
Speaker 2Yeah , yeah , yes , I do . Roll the .
Speaker 1You have a foot of fucking , do they really ? I hope you can understand .
Speaker 2They do . There's not as long as it used to be , but they still make it .
Speaker 5Yeah , that's called fucking . What is it called shrinkage for fucking inflation or whatever it is they like , just make the stuff smaller so that it costs the price .
Speaker 1Shrink , yeah , shrink . No one will ever be better than Great Big League Chew .
Speaker 3But yeah , they still make fucking Apple the sour Apple . All I got to say is .
Speaker 2Shannon just looked at me and she gave me an answer . She was like yep , absolutely that , right there .
Speaker 1The great fucking Big League Chew was oh yeah , great yeah we're all little . If you didn't have a whole pack of Big League Chew with you , you were a fucking loser .
Speaker 3You're a scrub .
Speaker 2Yeah you deserve to be on the team because you were dog shit yeah like I was on little because my parents put me on there but I made sure I had Big League Chew because everybody had big league Run over the concession stand in Bag for the 50 cents or however much it was back in the day . That's all yeah . When I heard a suicide was on the fountain drinks . I don't think it's called that anymore , but that's like what my hometown called it .
Speaker 3Yeah , you mix it all together , yeah you mix all the sodas together . Ok .
Speaker 2I was just making sure that wasn't like they called that anymore .
Speaker 5I'm sure they found upon , like the word he said .
Speaker 2I imagine , so I mean which also reminds me , continuing on to the , that particular action .
Speaker 2Um , machine gun Kelly teamed up with a well known guitar manufacturer and he decided to make a guitar based off of one of the lyrics he said in one of his first rock songs after he retired from rap , when Eminem destroyed his career yes , I'm team Eminem , so fuck you , mgk , even though you make more money than me , whatever , but you're still fucking stupid .
Speaker 2He had this line where he talked about how the only time he feels like he's at ease and he can kind of control his own life and whatever he's doing , is whenever he's like shaving himself with a very thin razor . I don't know for him he said it was a comfort thing , it's one of his lyrics . So he made a guitar look like a razor blade and this thing is about as much as some people can afford a house for , it's like $150,000 . But other rock stars are calling him out and they're like this is kind of tasteless because you're promoting suicide . But I mean he's defending and saying , hey , it's based off of one of my lyrics . So you know , get bent and I get it . Maybe he did intentionally want it to be based off one of his lyrics .
Speaker 2Yeah but he could have picked a different lyric .
Speaker 5So wait , is this thing like a super fucking sharp razor blade guitar that could actually murder ?
Speaker 3me . It's not . No , it's not sharp , it just would be silly .
Speaker 2It's like a razor blade Bad or it's , I get it , but for one hundred and fifty thousand dollars that better be the best sounding guitar I've ever held in my life , or better , suck my dick Absolutely .
Speaker 3Yeah , I feel like there's an audience for it .
Speaker 1I like there's this guitar . It's fucking high quality . It will run you fucking more than four vehicles .
Speaker 3I mean , if Taylor Swift made a guitar that looked like a severed dick and sold it for two hundred thousand dollars , there's a market for it .
Speaker 1Well , I bet that's because her fan base is fucking insane .
Speaker 2Oh , you guys know what it feel like .
Speaker 5No .
Speaker 2I mean we've already been talking about in the solider we probably already feel as well .
Speaker 1Just crazy , loony and sane . I'm talking more like they'll fucking fight you over Taylor Swift .
Speaker 5Oh , she's overrated .
Speaker 2Do . All I got to say is Shannon is a . And before I dated Shannon . She's also very much listening into what I'm saying right now , so I like trying to be careful .
Speaker 3I want to speed dial Right Wiley before that , robin , you might want to scarf that down before you say your next words . My last deal , right here .
Speaker 2Before I started dating Shannon , I used to think , like Chris thought she was a little overrated Thought she was going to put up everywhere . Then , after I started dating Shannon , I kind of realized just how toxic the media is towards this poor girl . Yeah , absolutely , because , like I used to be on that bandwagon of oh , she can only make an album if she breaks up with an X , and then she actually stayed with this one guy for quite some time I don't know his name , I'm sure Shannon knows who I'm talking about and she like produced three or four albums , none of them about breakups . And if you actually look at her discography , like less than a quarter of her songs are about breakups . And the only reason we kind of like publicize the breakups is because she would have these big breakups with all these big celebrities and then the song would get released about that celebrity and of course that's what's going to get the attention . Right .
Speaker 2Absolutely . And also grooming . Yeah , because she had a lot of adult men attacking her as a teenager . Yeah , because males are disgusting
Taylor Swift Jokes and Tunnel Conspiracy
Speaker 2. Speaking of Taylor Swift , did you guys hear Joe Koy's jokes at the Golden Globes ?
Speaker 5I didn't , but I heard it was very distasteful .
Speaker 1Not bad . I guess I saw a what's the word ? I'm looking for A clip .
Speaker 5A TikTok .
Speaker 1No , no , it was just a , it was a picture on Snapchat . It's like , oh , joe Koy fucking makes terrible joke at whatever award show he was at and I was just like , yeah , I'm not even going to pay attention to this shit .
Speaker 3Like an oh . So you're saying like an article .
Speaker 1Yeah Well yeah that's not still not the word I was looking for Thumbnail . Thank you , there it was Thumbnail .
Speaker 2So one of the jokes he made Nice One of the jokes he made was he was making fun of the whole barbenheimer thing because Barbie and Oppenheimer were getting released around the same time and he , like he started the joke with the fact that Oppenheimer was just a very long movie based on a Pulitzer Prize winning book and that Barbie was just based off of a plastic toy with big boobs and the camera like hand to the audience . And you could just see Greta Gerwig , who was the director , like you could see in her eyes her soul being crushed because this guy missed the entire point of the movie .
Speaker 3Oh yeah , you know it's , you know it's a movie .
Speaker 2Yeah , joe Boyd , beautiful .
Speaker 3Here's the fucking point by the way Barbie movie hands down one of the best movies I've seen in a long time and I feel no shame saying that . It was fucking amazing .
Speaker 2Honestly , like it had beautiful messages for men , it had beautiful messages for women , absolutely , don't get me wrong . Ken did some very stupid stuff in that movie .
Speaker 2And was hilarious in that movie One of the best parts . Excuse me , but overall it was just like there were stuff that happened to Ken that I could relate to and understand . And then one came to his resolution of the story . Like it hit my soul because I was , like I know , at a point I too can hit my resolution when I was going through that stuff and when , in spoilers spoilers if you have not seen the Barbie movie , but this is close to the end Barbie actually gets to have a heart to heart with her creator in the movie and just like , not a dry eye in the house , yeah , people broke down in the movie , peter , I was in , yeah , and you know what Worth it , and your coin missed that fucking point . Shannon , what was the joke Joe Coy made about Taylor Swift ? And oh , yeah , he made a joke about her having more screen time on the NFL , or something like that .
Speaker 2Oh yeah , and the camera ended on her and she just had the most serious face I've ever seen and she took a sip of water and people were saying she like overreacted because she made a face Fuck off . I feel like if that joke were targeted at me and I made that face , people probably would have a different reaction . Because I'm a white man , I hate to say yeah .
Speaker 1Everyone was a bit mad about something , man .
Speaker 2And it's because and I'm going to take a Taylor Swift lyric here because I listened to it when I , you know , being the passenger , princess , while Shannon's driving , naturally , but men can only react , while women can only overreact so because she simply had a reaction to a bad , tasteless joke , she apparently was overreacting . Yeah , I mean overreacting would have been flipping the table Like Will Smith , fucking overreacted .
Speaker 3That was an overreaction . Yeah , that was fucking funny .
Speaker 5Do it again . We need some entertainment in these fucking awards shows .
Speaker 2Right . I just need a bare knuckle brawl at an award show .
Speaker 5So what I need ? Taylor should have gone in the face . I went back and sat down . I've been like respect .
Speaker 3I wouldn't have been mad , yeah .
Speaker 1Also on the NFL side of this , the NFL lost Taylor Swift . Yeah , absolutely the viewership on like I forget which chiefs game it was that back when , like her and Kelsey first started dating . But viewership , it was stupid stupid .
Speaker 5They're not watching the football game , no , they're just watching to see fucking Tay Tay at the game Dude .
Speaker 1what's wrong with that ?
Speaker 2But when my money is , they actually did a statistic about that and they found out people who were watching cheap games strictly for Taylor actually started becoming fans of the chiefs . Yeah , they had to increase the sales for Kelsey's jersey , like a bunch of other stuff . And you know , hey , like the NFL knew , like , hey , we're getting attention . Let's like focus on the thing that's getting attention .
Speaker 5So now the NFL is going to be encouraging its players to go out and find celebrities to date to get more viewership . I mean , I have no idea from a business standpoint . It's a pretty shitty idea of an ethical standpoint yeah absolutely , it's pooped on .
Speaker 1Also , people are like oh , this Travis Kelsey guys only did the news because you know he's dating Taylor Swift Also . He's one of the best tight ends .
Speaker 3Yeah , absolutely Now has been one of the best tight ends .
Speaker 1Top 10 to top 15 .
Speaker 2I'd say boy has won a Super Bowl hosted SNL . The dude had a .
Speaker 1He's hilarious . His brother had one of the best podcasts in the nation second to us .
Speaker 5Second , I want to see your tight end . Yeah , that's for the fans Lee right there . Oh yeah , wiggle it , wiggle it , daddy .
Speaker 2Little wiggle at the end . But , I mean overall like I'm in there .
Speaker 1Make is making me fucking hungry , dude you should be hungry when in the words Taylor Swift Romeo , take me somewhere we can be alone To , and that's all I think .
Speaker 2Romeo , take me , as I'll be right back See . I'll be waiting destiny for you , but you never Come . It does murky have to take care of the cat murky might have to take care of the cat . So For our audio listeners , because now we have two different ones . Possibly , if you subscribe to our fans Lee , you get Unedited video access yeah , cuz we're editing shit .
Speaker 5We're just not for not any footage .
Speaker 2So if Zeno Possibly flips out his dick randomly oh is there on the fans leak , but you'll never know unless you subscribe , oh .
Speaker 5Zeno just went ah .
Speaker 2Can I just say that your nipples are so much smaller than murkies in comparison now .
Speaker 3Yeah , they look normal . Yeah , these are actually they look kind of small .
Speaker 5Yeah , I got small nipples , you know I am on this nipples .
Speaker 2you know , I noticed that a few days ago I was like man , my areolas murky's nipples like from the side profile .
Speaker 5They were like long they were like out the here and you could like yeah , subscribe to the fans , lee , if you want to see my nipples ?
Speaker 2I Like , I like and have the top tier what I'm saying over here because , uh , if you know , normally I get the reaction from you boys , but now that I'm getting like a third-party reaction , I know what I'm saying .
Speaker 5Something stupid , yes murky says way worse though . Oh , he does he got mad , got super mad that one time and became anti-semitic right . Yeah , the floor and then became anti-semitic Good times .
Speaker 3It was a rough night for murky . It was him , he's been very bad night .
Speaker 2Don't get me wrong . That doesn't give him the right to say what he said no .
Speaker 5So transitioning from anti-semitic to something hilarious revolving around Jews .
Speaker 2Oh , are you gonna talk about the ?
Speaker 5Yeah , I'm talking about the fucking tunnel that was okay , okay , that's how you're gonna bring up a tick talk that shared , like his tweets with it , that his friend was posting and he was just like I shit you fucking not . There are fucking Jews Digging there a tunnel underneath my house because he can hear them talking .
Speaker 1No , he was like . I swear to God I'm not crazy . Someone is speaking Yiddish underneath my feet and I live on the ground .
Speaker 5He said Yiddish , and in the first and in another tweet he said there's Jews digging under my apartment . I swear , and then to . And then it's fucking . The news report comes out today that they found like fucking choose another . I told you guys I had Jews under my apartment . I was a fucking crazy . Imagine the validation that man must have felt . And he was like . Some of you guys owe me an apology . But imagine .
Speaker 5Imagine hearing that and be like if that's those . There's fucking Jews digging under my apartment , I can hear it . They're speaking Yiddish and like telling that to somebody and they're like you're fucking crazy , like everybody thinks you're crazy . And then there's a fucking riot , a synagogue , because a tunnel was dug to it and you're like well , didn't they ?
Speaker 1and then didn't they also have to , like , condemn the building that the tunnels dug under ?
Speaker 5There's no fucking support for it . Yeah , and this was in the middle of New York City , right ? Yep , yeah , how lucky are we that a building just didn't randomly fucking collapse Because there's a tunnel underneath the skyscraper . That shouldn't be there .
Speaker 1Well , wouldn't just be the tunnel collapsing , it'd be all the all the Jewish people fucking dying that were in the tunnel .
Speaker 5I said . I said a building collapsing that would have way greater impact than the fucking idiot that dug a tunnel under New York City People was it revealed why they were building or digging ?
Speaker 1Still practice worship during COVID . Yep . Because they I mean you allow these mass protests and all this shit , but then you won't allow people to gather and master will Practice their religion . I Get , it's a pandemic . But also , you can't give special treatment to one and not the other . You right , I want special treatment . You have to give everyone special treatment .
Speaker 2Um , also , what's with like Recent years and people digging tunnels under buildings ? Because there's also that woman on TikTok . It was like in white suburbia . It was going down into her basement and literally had like a mine shaft she made . Did you guys see that ?
Speaker 5No , this , you do that to get famous , or did she have any reason for that ?
Speaker 2She just got bored and decided to do it , so now I play too much fucking Minecraft .
Speaker 5Put the goddamn tunnel in the basement . Found some spiders and some creeper With like a spoon , like old , like prison escape and they have that eventually caught her because she was like Underneath neighboring property .
Speaker 2Also , I was just only on her property .
Speaker 1Yeah , we did have to break that right out . Yeah , the plumber came and broke it out .
Speaker 3Yeah , I broke that out , but I was talking about the sex dungeon that we built .
Speaker 5I didn't know you were supposed to talk about that .
Speaker 3Well , we're not supposed to , but you know it's it's not by club .
Speaker 5He can talk about it , yeah what do you have in your hand ?
Speaker 2I'm chocolate , orange thing .
Speaker 1Like a lot of men and with the with the egg Shit oh .
Speaker 5Ramen .
Speaker 2I think always . You know we'll care about this , but I got an expansion fuck you up our Rangers deck-building game .
Speaker 3I bought that too .
Speaker 2It's the a make-up forever expansion . My parents got it for me for Christmas .
Speaker 3Nice On the whole whole digging topic , though I do remember when I was younger , this Kid , that I would hang out with his neighbor what he was , a weird guy , a super weird guy . But I remember he would always tell us that like he would say , like the portal to hell or whatever was in his basement or whatever . I remember he would like tell my friends , dad and Just like a fucking weird old guy or whatever , never really paid him any mind .
Speaker 3And then the landlord of that house was also the landlord of my friends dad's house and I remember the guy like Disappeared , like they couldn't find him , stop paying rent kind of a thing . The landlord came over and Grabbed his dad and was like hey , I want you to go into this house with me because , like he hasn't paid rent . I haven't heard or seen from him . I've tried to contact him . I just want to make sure I'm not walking into a dead body by myself . And his dad's like yeah , sure , whatever . And so they walked in and when they came back out he was like the Guy was like calling police or whatever and stuff like that . And his dad was like we gotta go in there .
Speaker 3You guys got to see what's in that fucking basement and what this guy had done is there was like just like he'd written like Different things all over the walls and red paint and shit like that , like Bible scriptures and different things and like Pentagon's and shit . But he was digging a hole in the fucking basement , like he had broken up the concrete and probably dug down about good four or five feet by , like six foot wide , probably like a six foot diameter , four feet deep all the way around , and was Convinced that this was like a portal to hell in this basement . And then he just disappeared . Don't know what happened to him . He went into hell , apparently . Well , you , apparently you went to hell .
Speaker 2Yeah that's that the Bible scriptures he painted on the wall didn't save them .
Speaker 3Yeah , something Dude .
Speaker 2Fuck , that is just a pure mental breakdown in I . I just don't know what , how that happens . Like I understand it happens . I just my brain just can't wrap around how your brain can just break and come up with stuff like that .
Speaker 5Yeah , we're like I , really small and cute till it dies . You ever get that feeling . Or you're like where you like want to squeeze something that's small and cute until it dies . Yes yeah , imagine that , but Satan's involved .
Strange Incident at Bass Pro Shops
Speaker 2I want to say was Tennessee . I could be wrong , but I know it happened at like one of those bass pro shops . Do you know how they have like those gigantic tanks with , like the fish ? This guy You've heard about this , but this guy Crashed his car outside of one , ran into the store like right before closed and he like stripped naked and got into this tank and started swimming around . And Right now we haven't heard a release about why he did that , but people speculate he was having a mental breakdown .
Speaker 3Yeah , but he like he jumped in it . Right , I got out when police got there , cuz they're like , hey , get the fuck out there , what the fuck are you doing ? Guy gets out , and I think they like try talking to him , or something like that . And then he jumped back in . Please got him out the second time . But when he got out he slipped and fell and cracked his head and knocked himself unconscious , and so then police arrested him and then how much I think he came back to like Shortly after that , how much you want to find out directly correlates to how much you want to fuck around .
Speaker 2Absolutely . I mean , there is a calculation there .
Speaker 1What a fucking idiot .
Speaker 5You're describing yourself .
Speaker 1He's describing the fucking strip naked in a public store to jump in a fish tank .
Speaker 5You did drink an entire gallon of apple juice , though .
Speaker 1Ask Allen say I'm pretty sure we get you drunk enough to think it's a good idea .
Speaker 3I Mean , like murky , the stores closed . Nobody's in there .
Speaker 5You're halfway to swimming naked with fish .
Speaker 1I'm gonna come out just with two giant large mouth bass . Put these on the wall .
Speaker 5They're gonna be stuck on your nipples . Might have no profile whatsoever . Hmm let me compare your nipples burkeys like must be nice .
Speaker 3Yes .
Speaker 5I'm a fucking still hurts .
Speaker 2Yeah , that's true .
Speaker 3Probably why they're so small . Be fair , condenses them down .
Speaker 5Yeah , my nipples are just a black hole .
Speaker 2Yes , just suction everything .
Speaker 5That's weird , imagining a nipple that sucks .
Speaker 1Makes me uncomfortable the super small mouth that comes out of alien , the what the little be out of the xenomorph , the like extra tongue little mouth , it's tongue fucking head . Yeah , exactly , exactly . Picture like that the points of your nipple , just like having those little mouths .
Speaker 3I don't want to . I hate myself . I should go back to being racist again .
Speaker 1guys , you're right .
Speaker 2No , no , no no , go back to being disturbing .
Speaker 3The cannon but Well .
Speaker 2Well , so , so I know I'm a fat bearded white guy , so it's to nobody's surprise that fat bearded white guy .
Speaker 5I had Zeno .
Speaker 2Those you know Zeno has dad Bob , he does fat dad Bob , he's not . He's not , I was bad but he's got a dad .
Speaker 5He's just . No , he doesn't . He's too skinny . I know Zeno .
Speaker 1Would you say he's too skinny to have a dad by dad .
Speaker 3I mean I wait to tell a little bit of sag in your tits .
Speaker 1You need a little bit of beer belly going on .
Speaker 2All .
Speaker 3I gotta say is .
Speaker 2I am referring to the comment that was made about him and his white ranger cosplay .
Speaker 5He's a big , big dick white rangers .
Speaker 2Yes , I wouldn't even describe you as chubby .
Speaker 5That's hilarious .
Speaker 1No , I would say , out of all of us , you know , is the skinniest there's no , anybody wears a skin tight fucking spandex suit like it's not going to be the most . It's not a thing in the world , unless you're hardcore , working out in a phenomenal shape , which is not 99 percent of people .
Speaker 3So but what do you guys carry on this conversation yeah right , he knows .
Speaker 5Well , you know , he knows .
Speaker 2Like , hey , thanks for the ending me , yeah , but , as I was saying , it's to nobody's surprise that I like to my drive to work , which is like normally 40 minutes , I'll like listen to a podcast to kind of just help get me like from work to home . And one of the podcasts I listened to it's called Not your Freakin' Podcast and it's by two local radio DJs from 10390 the bear .
Speaker 3Mm , hmm , I was like why does that sound familiar Listen ?
Speaker 2and it's like they're not safe for work . Version of their morning talk show . Basically , yeah , yeah , for , like I don't know , I think at the longest it'll be like 30 to 35 minutes or something like that . But I was listening to the most recent one and they decided to talk about the weirdest things that was pulled out of male genitalia and rectums during 20 .
Speaker 1Yeah , I can only imagine .
Speaker 2And some of the things that I heard was Like I get it , like people like Murky are into sounding , but some of the things you put into themselves , that's only his mother , oh , oh , oh , that's right , because she's a food down there
Cat Rescue and Anti-Semitic Accusations
Speaker 2. Thanks for the .
Speaker 3There are four days in four days .
Speaker 1It'll be three years .
Speaker 2We will day anniversary To do a special .
Speaker 5Murky's mom the anniversary podcast Three dad , your dad yeah . Oh congratulations my sister's a bitch because you died .
Speaker 2And then I met her in an event .
Speaker 3And then I met my sister's a bitch . Fucked up .
Speaker 5It's not . It's not wrong .
Speaker 1I think that's why that's where my sister started to like lose her mind . Legit .
Speaker 3You know when your mom passed up there .
Speaker 2it has to like be something in you .
Speaker 1There's no , I mean it's funny I still I think about my mom every fucking day . I love my mom , but also you have to accept the fact that that's life , man . One day we're all going to fucking die , and this is what it is , I hope we die in a massive orgy . I hope we all die , fucking Hope we all die the same time . So I don't have to go to any .
Speaker 2I know I'm probably going to Brain , to AI , so that way I can become a virus . And if you know , before I die I'll make sure I just haunt this computer . Why ?
Speaker 1would you do that ? Because , fuck you , it's a destiny .
Speaker 3The fucking to wrap around is like you could instead like pack like the mob and like transfer a bunch of money to my account . There you go , but to wrap up , wrap up , wrap up , wrap up , wrap up , wrap up , wrap up . The wrap up , wrap up , wrap up , wrap up , wrap up .
Speaker 1Wait that's not what I was . All that mob money .
Speaker 3My monkey so .
Speaker 5Murphy , how's your new cat ? Oh yeah , I forgot we haven't brought that up yet . No , we haven't . I mean , we kind of did when you walked away and then we did , we did .
Speaker 3Ok , we talked about your nipples .
Speaker 1So you know . Come back to what they were saying when I had to step away . I apologize , I had a phone call , your phone call . I've never , I've never been anti-semitic , ever . That's not a true thing , that's a fucking joke .
Speaker 2You absolutely were Second Do you Well , hold on , or even save this cat's door . I am this . Is that a word ? That came out of Kind of now .
Speaker 1I walked in here , never seen anybody .
Speaker 5I walked in here and I spilled some chicken and I screamed from the top of my lungs why am I such ? A goddamn kite Is what you say , but but the word that rhymes with it , that's what you said .
Speaker 1That wasn't me , that was you . You're mixing up someone else . That was obviously gaslighting .
Speaker 2Do not be gaslighting are . I don't know how many listeners do we have ?
Speaker 1Pull a cocoa and beat my dick to MLP .
Speaker 2At least 50 a week , that's not a good thing , at least 50 a week and I'm sure at least 20 of those listeners are Hall of that . He's got to be listening to it . Fuck you , Hall .
Speaker 1I'm serious , it's right . All cocoa or cocoa was talking to Hall , because they're fucking good friends and Hall was anti-semitic . They're fucking good friends and Hall was anti-semitic . Yeah , I .
Speaker 5I can't see , I don't think that's true . I don't know . I heard about it .
Speaker 1I think people actually like snap me the video so it would disappear . Oh , yeah , yeah .
Speaker 5Yeah , keep talking , marky . What about ? What about ? I don't know , your cat ?
Speaker 2I can see that you're gearing up for something .
Speaker 5Coco and it's made me very nervous . Talk about your cat .
Speaker 1Yeah , I don't like it . I don't like to look on your face , right , no ?
Speaker 3Mercky , you're so close .
Speaker 5You're so close . So anyway , mercky's anti-semitic . I muted him , so he can't deny it . And Intervention .
Speaker 1This podcast is , if I say it again , I bet the podcast will blow up , maybe not for the right reasons , but probably not , but the wrong people probably will start listening to this podcast .
Speaker 5Fucking , try it and see what happens .
Speaker 3That's not what I'm completely disown you as a person Like .
Speaker 2Yeah , and it's going to be your base off the banner of the podcast .
Speaker 3I don't want to be a fucking thing , right ?
Speaker 1So and yesterday I get home and I'm just kind of chilling and my fiance calls me and she normally does on her break because I'm normally home by the time she goes on break . We knew before you did .
Speaker 2Funny .
Speaker 1Yeah , I heard , I fucking heard . So you know , you know , two minute conversation . Hey , babe , how's your day Good ? How's your day Good ? Awesome , we do anything night . No , ok , cool , I love you . Be safe on the way home . I'll see you in a little bit .
Speaker 5Could you even tell you there ?
Speaker 1No so .
Speaker 5And she goes no , no , no , no .
Speaker 1That's literally two minutes before the cat was found . She facetimes me three minutes later and I'm like that's weird . She never , like , calls me back . So first I thought something was wrong . So I answer real quick . I'm like hey , blake , what's up ? Like you good ? And she's holding this cat in her arms . She goes , I'm bringing it home . Didn't say hey , babe , no , I'm bringing it home . I'm like I don't even say anything at first , I'm just like oh , my fucking God , no , the fuck , I'm looking , you're not . Yeah , she's got this cat and she's like it's so skinny , it's so cold and shivering , and and so at this point I realize I have two routes . I can go . I can go the what I would call the fuck that route . Uh huh , like that's dumb shit , that's dumb shit .
Speaker 1Fuck that down , walk the fuck back inside and close the goddamn door Right . Or I could take what I thought was a logical route and Put myself in that position of hey , there's this extremely malnourished animal who looks like it probably wouldn't survive a few more cold nights without a substantial meal and some water and things of the nature of the basic necessities for life , and then we are in a position to be able to help this animal . So you should . You should be a good person rather than bad person .
Speaker 5Pita says you should let it die outside .
Speaker 2That is actually true . Pita is a horrible .
Speaker 5Pita would say you have to leave it outside and it has to die . You don't interfere . What Fuck you Pita ? Yeah , pita's be shit .
Speaker 2Pita's actually put down more animals than any other rescue .
Speaker 5Pita has a 5% adoption rate and 95% kill rate . Yep .
Speaker 2That is really like very true . Never taken it . We're anti Pita's shelter house .
Speaker 3That's pretty wild yeah .
Speaker 1You know that's . I learned something new on the podcast today .
Speaker 5Look at that . There we go .
Speaker 1Most of the people on the net .
Speaker 5Good thing that their acronym stands for People's Ethical Treatment of Animals , and they like to kill them . Let them suffer and die .
Speaker 1As a hunter , I take more . I think I take more thought and like compassion into going into like a hunt to harvest an animal than what Pita probably puts into fucking six months worth of whatever the fuck they're doing .
Speaker 5Murder .
Speaker 1Yeah , yeah , pretty much . Anyway , back to the kitty cat story . She's like I'm bringing this cow , like , ok , anything I say right now at this point is not going to change your thought process and I get where you're coming from , so I'm going to roll with this . I'm not going to be the dick . It's like if you bring that fucking cat home , I'm leaving . I'm leaving Now . So she ends up actually bringing the cat inside of her job . She accidentally locked it in a room for about 15 minutes at her job . How did that happen ? Her boss was there and they're like , well , we'll bring it in here and just like lock the door so no one goes in . Well , then they didn't have a fucking key for the door . I'm an idiot .
Speaker 1Yeah so they spent about 10 to 15 minutes finding a master key and they get in and you know , the cat's fine . It's just she's very the it's , I'm guessing maybe three months old , four months old . I mean it's a pretty young kitty cat but she's really tired and you can obviously tell she's pretty weak but she's still really like lovey and just wants contact . Um , she ends up bringing the cake at home . We put a litter box and some stuff into the bathroom because we have a vet appointment Saturday morning to make sure that obviously she doesn't have anything that's going to get our cat sick or something of the sort . And then after Saturday we've put some feelers out there as far as . Okay , we found this tray , we're going to take it to the vet . If anybody is looking for a cat and you have a good home , I'm not going to let it go anywhere .
Speaker 5But it sounds like you're keeping the cat .
Speaker 1I named it Freya today . That's where we're at . That's good stuff . I mean it's the cats suit . I mean , she's a beautiful little case . She's orange , black , brown .
Speaker 5I don't have that much more shit in the litter box to clean up .
Speaker 1And just super lovey and just get . I was probably sitting in there for like 20 minutes earlier . You know , just love it on the cat she wanted to play around with stuff .
Speaker 5Yeah , that's called taking a check .
Speaker 1No , I was . I just went there and sat with the cat because I've been gone all day and I feel bad because it's in the fucking bathroom . But right now , until we know that's not going to get our cats sick , we really don't have another option . So it is what it is and we'll figure out as we go . With Saturdays and day , we're going to get a bunch of testing done and you know , just verify it's not going to get our cats sick . And then we also found a screen online that's basically just like a Velcro liar around a door frame and you set up the screen so the cats can see and interact with each other but not be able to get to each other kind of deal . I think that's where we're going to start with introducing , once we know that Freya is not going to get little or king violently sick . Because I can't there's no way I can afford all those vet bills , right ?
Speaker 2I'm just saying you probably should have named her Bourbon , so that way you would have given her to someone else a lot Right , like you did in old fashion Right .
Speaker 1Hey , you have three Bourbon to a good home . Yeah , I would have been good , you're right .
Speaker 2See , sometimes it can be smart . I'm not funny , but I can be smart sometimes .
Speaker 5I'm waiting for Shannon to slap you , oh yeah .
Speaker 2She's actually giving me a look right now .
Speaker 5So when's Joysticks coming back ? Is that coming back ever ?
Speaker 2Hell , it'll be coming back . We just got a fun thing for it , like set up a time .
Speaker 5Oh , it looks like he has an idea .
Speaker 3I don't have an idea . No , that's just the other face .
Speaker 5Oh yeah , Zeno's starting to stream again and I was . Yes , he is . Stream your and I almost do it , you fucking coward . You won't even kiss my face , you're going to stream my .
Speaker 3Yeah , I'm going to put a camera on it and put it on the Internet .
Speaker 5You're going to need a fucking wide lens for that .
Speaker 2I got on his , which is being a little loosey goosey right now with the layoffs yeah .
Speaker 5So , I was fucking ruined . Zeno's surprise with this fucking he was he was working on getting his stream promo already and he just casually , while I'm streaming , inside in the same room that he and inside of the same chat , he's just like I need another cam link and I'm like what , you don't fucking stream anymore ? He goes it's for recording , yeah , and then , like in the middle of that that whole fucking thing , I look over and I'm like huh , this OG Guardians chats popping off . I wonder what's in there . I fucking open it up and the first thing I read is I'm going to debut this on my Twitch channel tomorrow and I'm like , okay , I'm just going to close that . And .
Speaker 5Zeno just goes , don't say anything , and I was like I can't even play what I saw because it would be spoilers . And then I knew that Zeno was going to be returning to streaming .
Speaker 3Yeah , february 2nd , what are you going to stream ? I don't know . I've I've got a handful of ideas .
Speaker 5I'm definitely going to get back to the horror roots and I'm going to be like Farhan stream once as a comeback and then like fucking piggyback right on somebody who hasn't quit streaming for a while and then fucking not stream again since that night on your own Right .
Speaker 3Maybe not Farhan looking at you right now .
Speaker 5I know you're listening . We streamed , we streamed Jackbox . Damn you , farhan . We streamed Jackbox and you didn't come back . You didn't come back streaming , but you did good . Why don't you come back ? I'm going to come back . I missed the ASMR .
Speaker 3It takes a lot of time and effort and mental capacity to do streaming and content creation in general .
Speaker 5I know it was there , but I know that Froggy keeps wanting him to go back to she's like when are you going to stream ?
Speaker 2So but he was a good streamer .
Speaker 5He can still do a good streamer . Yeah , yeah .
Speaker 1His community is like . They love it yeah . It wasn't just like a convenient thing for them to watch him like they love it .
Speaker 3Yeah , our streams were very good .
Speaker 2And say the same for mine , baby .
Speaker 5Shut the fuck up . You're getting back to streaming when you get a new job Prove it , prove it , prove it .
Speaker 3I'm going to get the game of Rose back together again Did you just get the phone , yeah , yeah .
Speaker 1What did you ?
Speaker 2say oh , I heard Murky's far , but yeah , I missed the game of Bro days . Yeah we're sweet men .
Speaker 3Yes , indeed , you should get the gamer bros together for like at least one night to do like a horror game of some sort . Like when I was going through clips for the promo , I came across a clip of when we played labrithine .
Speaker 2Oh , let me guess what's the ? It's fun .
Speaker 3Yes , exactly . Yeah , it was fucking me and I think goat man , I was with us yet .
VR Game Chat and Job Updates
Speaker 3But we're like walking through this lab and we're walking through and it's like the lab run that's made out of Christmas trees and or pine trees and we're walking along . It's a very narrow path and I'm in front of everyone and I just like just barely renders a person at the end of this path and I was just like whoa , guys , guys , guys , stop . There's a guy at the end of this line and he just goes what it's fine ? And just walks up to this guy , it turns , grabs him , makes some kind of loud noise and runs away . And me and go man are like uh , and go man goes . Did he just die ? And I was like I I don't know what happened to him , but he's not with us anymore . He got snatched up and taken away . I did .
Speaker 3I did yeah , the back and got him he killed me .
Speaker 2They took away one of the lives because I think there's a light system and just pop me in a different spot .
Speaker 3Yeah , that was a fun game . We had a good time experiencing that . The proximity chat in that game made it so much more fun .
Speaker 5Most games Proxy .
Speaker 2If it's good . Yeah , it's a fun time .
Speaker 3Yeah , and that was like early access to . Yeah , it's been a long time . I wonder if the full game is out now .
Speaker 2I don't know . I know they made it VR accessible and it won an award for its VR . No shit Like a steam community award .
Speaker 3Okay , I'm going to look it up now I'm going to look you up now . Okay , let me know what you find .
Speaker 5Your dick in my face . Wow , so six friends . So what is he ? Getting a new job .
Speaker 1So I was just talking to Dusty about that yesterday and her boss was reaching out to HR to make sure , like they get him some info . So hopefully here quite quickly . Hear that Fuck them kids Well fuck them kids Also at the same time . Don't rely on that . That's a terrible thing . You're not relying on one single job that you hope comes in . I know .
Speaker 2Obviously no . I've still been applying to different places . I'm not like putting all my eggs on one basket .
Speaker 1Right . You make another Captain and Coke . Captain . Diet .
Speaker 5Oh , dude , that was weird , like you put your drink down and then Zeno picked up his from the same side and pulled a KFC cup out .
Speaker 3It looked like you just like transferred the drink . Just traded glasses , real quick yeah .
Speaker 2It actually happened when Zeno and I were in . Coco was eventually also in this team , but it was called Ascension and they weren't a stream team , content creation organization , that's the term I'll use . I remember I was born dreamer and God our our idea . Do you remember him , zeno , who was like French Canadian Carp ?
Speaker 3Yeah .
Speaker 2He did dead by daylight . Content . Born had picked up his it was like a drink water flask and he like took a drink from it , put the top back , set it down and it looked like he was reaching over to Carp and Carp reached in the same direction that he was , grabbed it and then just started drinking like his own water flask .
Speaker 1Again , zeno comes back with a ADHD after dark , left for dead to stream .
Speaker 3Oh , you think so . You think so . That sounds sexy . We're probably that's . The return stream is still three weeks away . You don't think we're going to ADHD like , blow away this hyper focus in three weeks ?
Speaker 1Just be done with that . To murder through left for dead to real quick .
Speaker 3I mean we should probably play it tonight , right , Don't know ? If the left could even True , that's true , damn it .
Speaker 5The other reason I'm not right now is overreact .
Speaker 2I get a snow date tomorrow .
Speaker 5Do you ?
Speaker 2Yeah , like . I got my show in the Shannon's apartment and , like I immediately got a text . I was like , hey , your school called off for tomorrow , it's probably pretty good , because I'm getting 11 inches of snow . It might not , as now , telling me .
Speaker 5I'm getting 11 inches of snow .
Speaker 2Look at it and getting a lot of weather alerts in the corner , I'm saying yeah , I'm looking at 11 to 17 .
Speaker 3It's not supposed to start until like midday , right ?
Speaker 2I think it's like like nine in the morning or something 10 AM .
Speaker 1Yeah , oh yeah .
Speaker 2Well , yeah , but that's coming in from your direction .
Speaker 3Oh yeah , it looks like nine AM is when it starts .
Speaker 1And it's going to be disgusting .
Speaker 5No , I'm going to wake up . I'm going to be sure to wake up . I'm going to set an alarm for 4 AM , just so I can get up and take a picture of the snow and be like it's time and then go back to bed and then go back to bed .
Speaker 2Or you can stand out there like you're that one guy from Game of Thrones . I never really watched anything . I'm sorry you showed me Is it just snow the winter is coming .
Speaker 5Everybody says winter is coming .
Speaker 2It's from the north . You can dress up as whoever you want and say winter is coming , and then just go back to bed .
Speaker 5I don't have the materials to dress up like that .
Speaker 2I put on a blanket . Oh my God , you play , call it good what what guys ?
Speaker 3There is a two liter of vault soda on opened . It specifies is no longer carbonated , probably because it's so old . How much do you think it's going for on eBay right now ? $4,000 . $4,000 .
Speaker 1I think it's like 120 bucks .
Speaker 2I was going to go around for the murky was . I was going to say 150 .
Speaker 3279.95 .
Speaker 5I mean prices , right rules , I still lose , but I am definitely the closest . So no 200 . 200 .
Speaker 3I heard a bunch of numbers . I ADHD now .
Speaker 5I stopped .
Speaker 3Just a bunch of numbers like super high . I'm trying to find every night where I can purchase vaults .
Speaker 1Actually I'm relatively sober tonight and you Drink more soda . I've been drinking , I've been drinking or fail Trying to , except for D&D the other night . I was smashed by the end of that , absolutely smashed .
Speaker 2And we talk about how Murphy's actually really been getting into D&D , like how you've been sent a snap of himself , like who else is thinking about D&D ?
Speaker 1Dude the next day . That's all I was thinking about .
Speaker 5I was thinking about working depression .
Speaker 2Yeah , I kind of also was too .
Speaker 1The only thing that kept me away from the depression .
Speaker 2I don't know , like I don't know if you guys could tell , like , but going into the game I was like Mr Grumpy and I was like really being a character , but like first thing , I was like just leading into it .
Speaker 5Got you , mm-hmm . I tried to kick the rock on the stairs , didn't .
Speaker 1I , I just thought we were screwed . When Coco fell into the spike pit and then there were four ghouls , I'm like , yeah , we're going to die .
Speaker 2Yeah , I thought we're going to split up and we're going to die .
Speaker 3I was thinking when I was going down to the basement , I was like maybe there's going to be like some bitches down here summoning these things or like tethering them to this world . Since everything was like spooky and shit , I was like I'm going to keep going down the stairs , see if I can murder these bitches real quick , and then maybe they'll be like specters or something of their own that's been summoning all these spirits inside of this fucking house . But then there was nothing that I could see down there .
Speaker 1So you want a Lou Bong , a foul goo and a leery and make a pretty mean triple threat .
Speaker 2Absolutely Like . I know I'm supposed to be a bar , but if I get that long short out and double hand it hurts .
Speaker 5I didn't realize how much my arrow would hurt . I shot this mother fucker with my arrow and it did fucking 16 damage yeah we were laying the smack down on those things , man . And that wasn't even a crit right , that wasn't even a crit . Oh , I was just a regular hit .
Speaker 2No , Maybe I should use the bone arrow more often .
Speaker 5That might be , should that two headed battle arts ?
Speaker 1That was laying it down . I just need somebody else to have a sneak at it . Have a sneak at it .
Speaker 5I just need somebody else to have a sneak at , have the enemy next to them so that I can use my sneak attack ability . Well yeah , because we were flanking at the end . That doesn't matter for my sneak attack . Yeah , I did . Oh for your sneak attack .
Speaker 5For my sneak attack . All it has to happen is if I use the ranged weapon and I have advantage on the roll , or if I use a ranged weapon , I don't have advantage on the roll , but there is an enemy of my target within five , five feet . Ie one of you guys are within five feet of it , I can get a sneak attack on it Right , as long as it's not directly looking at me trying to come fuck me .
Speaker 4But most of the time if I've got a fucking ranged weapon .
Speaker 5It's probably not focusing me , and then that and then my damage on it is is one D six plus my one D six of sneak attack damage and there was some other thing that I get that I get to that I was oh yeah , it's the , it's the plus four modifier on the bow for just hitting it .
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 5And I rolled two fucking sixes . Hmm , hmm .
Speaker 1Well done .
Speaker 5Well , you pulled your fucking battle axe out the other day and we were worried you were going to kill the fucking cats .
Speaker 2Right when the cat was going to jump on it . You're splitting through .
Speaker 5He was like , if that happens , I'm packing up my shit and I'm leaving .
Speaker 1He was crying my way out of this apartment . Oh , I'd be so sad if I heard if , like I , was ever at fault for like one of the cats like even just getting hurt . Oh my God , I feel so terrible . But yes , I do have the bad ones .
Speaker 3That'll ask me . This thing is like this thing's no joke .
Speaker 5Let's see if it sticks . Oh , it will , but but you won't do it . Yeah , they won't do it .
Speaker 3Happen .
Speaker 1There are one way to find out the other day actually like running my finger like across the tip .
Speaker 3Yeah , that's cool , but I don't think you're strong enough to put that through the wall .
Speaker 1I think you're incorrect .
Speaker 5I don't think so .
Speaker 1You're wrong .
Speaker 3Yeah prove me wrong .
Speaker 5Let's not and say we did look because you can't be here .
Speaker 2Let's not .
Speaker 1Let's not throw the battle axe in an apartment pussy . You know you have to be strong to do that . All you gotta do is throw it .
Speaker 3You want to see .
Speaker 1No .
Speaker 2You know , I have a better idea .
Speaker 1All you guys drive over here , line up your vehicles and I'll throw it at your vehicles and see if it pierces it .
Speaker 3No , because that's just thin sheet metal yeah .
Speaker 1It gets drywall . I'm over here and do it . I'll come throw this thing in your basement . Can you throw it at my mat ? I'm gonna throw it at the mattress , not the concrete walls . Why would you throw ?
Speaker 3it at the mattress , because the concrete walls are gonna fuck it up . I have other walls that aren't concrete . Did you guys hear that fart ?
Speaker 5No , your other one , though earlier , was great . It was a little louder . I'm not gonna go back in the recording and boost it . Hi , dusty , you're on Fansley now .
Speaker 1Oh , you're on Fansley now , babe . You're on the knockoff , only fans .
Speaker 2Hey , only fans rejected us . Fansley accepted us .
Speaker 5Yeah , fans Fansley where we're basically next to a bunch of porn .
Speaker 2Yeah essentially .
Speaker 1You guys want to send me the passwords and shit . I'll fucking upload some content and then when you guys check the fans , you can see my dick .
Speaker 5He can give you the password .
Speaker 2Yeah , I could . I don't know if I want to after that . But I probably would start getting his views on there .
Speaker 1Right , how many subs do we got Zero , yeah , I figure .
Speaker 3That's just a theory . A game theory Did you all see that yeah .
Speaker 2His last day is in March .
Speaker 3I rolled a one . I rolled a one , fuck . Oh , fuck oh .
Speaker 2But yeah , Matt , he's quitting . I think he's just quitting YouTube in general . As he said , he wanted to spend more time with his family and I can't blame him . He's already sold off game theory to a larger company .
Speaker 3He did sell game theory .
Speaker 2Yeah , he saw game theory a while ago . Who did he sell it to again ? I don't know .
Speaker 1It was like some media people that table , that Kogo's got that thing's fucking titties , man .
Speaker 2It is pretty nice . I've seen pictures of it . I wish I could play on it , because Shannon had played on this little note because I wasn't able to make it down with you guys when you were playing on it .
Speaker 5Sounds like I need to make another trip .
Speaker 1Yeah we need to have another one Coming up soon . I'm thinking like March , april , when the weather breaks , because I think it's going to be kind of shitty the next few , next few months .
Speaker 3But I was thinking like within the next couple of months , because I'm not a bitch and can drive in this Midwest weather .
Speaker 5So yeah , you prove that .
Speaker 1I have my truck right now , so I'm not . You have what I basically have street slicks on my truck right now . Just buy new tires .
Speaker 2Yeah , be a man .
Speaker 5Look at that ass .
Speaker 3Pull the cheeks down . For the fans . It's for the fans . We want to see your butt .
Speaker 1Show your butt . I was just giving dusty kisses .
Speaker 2You couldn't do that for the fans . We had to do it off camera .
Speaker 3I mean , I don't know , I don't know Different weird , you're fucking weird .
Speaker 5Fucking weird . Ghosts are weird .
Speaker 3Ghosts are fucking weird man . Our audience is already pretty fucking weird .
Speaker 2I'm pretty sure they're in the boy arrezzal I know .
Speaker 5Give me a watching porn . They were on the camera Fucking weird .
Speaker 1It's fucking weird you should kiss them , they're fucking weird
Searching for Vault and Camera Quality
Speaker 1man .
Speaker 3I'm trying really hard to find some fucking vault for sale . I can't find it anywhere .
Speaker 1It's so good . Yeah . He's at Shan's .
Speaker 5Whose camera looks so good .
Speaker 2Mine , mine Raging head .
Speaker 5Raging head . Turn his volume up so I can hear what they're saying .
Speaker 3Raging head . I'm going to change and go in and see .
Speaker 1I love you .
Speaker 3Sorry , whose camera did she say , looked good .
Speaker 1Yours .
Speaker 5Mine Nice . Don't film me .
Speaker 3I got another one of those shelves .
Speaker 1Hey , babe , grab me my camera , short shorts so I can show the boys . Hey , I don't know where they're at either .
Speaker 3I don't know where they're at either .
Speaker 5Did you buy them ?
Speaker 1Did you get them to the pansley ? No , I got them actually from when we go down to Florida and stuff .
Speaker 5You're going to wear short shorts in Florida ?
Speaker 1Yeah , I wear these shorts all the time . They're the most comfortable shorts I've ever You're so white .
Speaker 3How's that ?
Speaker 1I have a small deck and you can wear shorts like that .
Speaker 5You're right , I love Gleed that camera on .
Speaker 2For the pansley .
Speaker 5Fucking murky . He's a fucking pussy . He even muted his mic . He muted his mic too , so we can't hear it he muted his mic . We're a fucking loser . Should we just end the podcast episode without him here , so that he can't say goodbye . Yes , all right , goodbye everybody .
