Embark on a rollicking adventure as Murky and I swap tales of chili-based mishaps and the kind of proposal stories that could only come from two incurably quirky souls. Picture the scene: a Floridian beach with a beatnik vibe, a stealthy ring hand-off that almost went awry, and enough laughter to make your belly ache. It's not just about the love and the gas—we're peeling back the curtain to share a little of the magic that happens when two people are crazy enough to think they can spend a lifetime together.
Now, who would've thought a horror game could lead to our most streamed episode, or that our voices would reach fans from far-flung corners of the globe? It's a candid romp through our podcast's hall of fame, with shoutouts to our most devoted fans (cheers, Amaranth!) and a side-splitting roast of our baffling Spotify stats. And don't get us started on Fansly—our bold new venture where our viewers’ wildest dreams become a reality. We're breaking down listener habits, share statistics, and the kind of subscription plans that might just make us podcasting legends.
Yet, it's the off-the-cuff moments that truly define us. From whispered tales of haunted houses to the wild world of objectophilia, we're jumping headfirst into discussions that'll have you questioning your sanity—or ours. Throw in a dash of the Five Nights at Freddy's movie critique and the odd scramble to figure out how 'pumpkin' and 'tinder' could possibly be related, and you've got yourself the podcast equivalent of a night out with your wildest friends. So, grab your headphones and get ready for an episode that will not just tickle your funny bone but might potentially fracture it.
Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd
Embark on a rollicking adventure as Murky and I swap tales of chili-based mishaps and the kind of proposal stories that could only come from two incurably quirky souls. Picture the scene: a Floridian beach with a beatnik vibe, a stealthy ring hand-off that almost went awry, and enough laughter to make your belly ache. It's not just about the love and the gas—we're peeling back the curtain to share a little of the magic that happens when two people are crazy enough to think they can spend a lifetime together.
Now, who would've thought a horror game could lead to our most streamed episode, or that our voices would reach fans from far-flung corners of the globe? It's a candid romp through our podcast's hall of fame, with shoutouts to our most devoted fans (cheers, Amaranth!) and a side-splitting roast of our baffling Spotify stats. And don't get us started on Fansly—our bold new venture where our viewers’ wildest dreams become a reality. We're breaking down listener habits, share statistics, and the kind of subscription plans that might just make us podcasting legends.
Yet, it's the off-the-cuff moments that truly define us. From whispered tales of haunted houses to the wild world of objectophilia, we're jumping headfirst into discussions that'll have you questioning your sanity—or ours. Throw in a dash of the Five Nights at Freddy's movie critique and the odd scramble to figure out how 'pumpkin' and 'tinder' could possibly be related, and you've got yourself the podcast equivalent of a night out with your wildest friends. So, grab your headphones and get ready for an episode that will not just tickle your funny bone but might potentially fracture it.
Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd
All right, babe, we're starting the podcast. Be my victim, Don't. Don't be coming back here.
Speaker 2:Welcome to the podcast.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I love how there was two murkies going on there. But, the action is twenty twenty four.
Speaker 2:We made it.
Speaker 3:We were back from hiatus. Yeah, it was more of a break.
Speaker 2:More of a break. More of a break.
Speaker 3:He did this over the break Especially yesterday I like I had chili that I made yesterday with beans and I could not stop tearing ass. Do you hear the fart? I just did. He, yes, I did. I wish I could have my game until Zeno, so it's pretty impressive.
Speaker 4:Like I I wasn't sure if I heard it or not Like I was like I have something playing in the background because nobody else reacted. He was just like zone to into his game and murky's like what happened? And I'm like are you guys serious?
Speaker 2:It's like that one time whenever switch was naked and nobody noticed.
Speaker 4:Yeah, for real.
Speaker 3:Oh, so I just legit thought I came for my game yeah.
Speaker 1:I just like. Murky's engaged.
Speaker 5:I am.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and I'm engaged. How did your engagement go, murky?
Speaker 1:Um. So I was super nervous and, as one would be like on set at the beach yeah right, as you're gonna be, yes, the love of your life can marry you. And so we're coming up to the beach and I hear in the distance what sounds like drumming. The fuck is going on Like there's a lot of people at the beach. No, it's out to us Florida, and it's real nice out. So we get up to, like this there's a, I guess, what I would call a boardwalk that's basically on the beach and we get to it and there's a whole community drum circle. I'm talking like A hundred people.
Speaker 6:And they're going ham.
Speaker 1:So we're sitting there watching the sunset and, like they're not stopping, they're turning it up as the sun goes down. It's like the momentum was building and so was the stress. Yes, there on the boardwalk, as, as the sun was setting in beautiful fashion, I got down on one knee and popped the question. And now I'm fucking engaged Did you fart at all during it? No, that's good.
Speaker 2:I didn't fart to mine.
Speaker 4:I was like oh I feel like Coco was probably so clean.
Speaker 1:He gets down on everybody goes down the knee, just A giant, just giant.
Speaker 2:turd falls out of my ass.
Speaker 1:No, so. So we got a bunch of free drinks actually, and it was super cool.
Speaker 2:I am also engaged. Now my story starts at 3 am Central time, with us flying to fucking St Lucia. So we go through the flight, get there super tired by the time I get to St Lucia because it was a couple hours to Atlanta and then a couple hours from Atlanta to St Lucia, and then we get a ride to appear and go on a ferry. So we take a ferry to the resort, which is another two hours. So we got up at 3 am and now it's like 8 pm, 9 pm, fucking St Lucia time, which is one hour ahead of Eastern. So we're just super tired.
Speaker 2:We went to this place called the pub and and we were just going to go to the pub and and, mind you, since I got off the airplane, my, my, the ring had been in my pocket the whole time since I got off the airplane because I wasn't risking having to take that out through TSA and having gas find out about it. So when we were on the ferry, I, you know, went to reach in my bag for something and snuck out the ring. When I pulled out my eye cleaning kit and, with the slight of hand as me taking out cleaning my glasses, I cleaned them down here and slipped the ring in my pocket, continued cleaning my glasses and put it back. Gas had no idea that I did that. So after we get to the, after after we get to the resort, it's like 9 o'clock.
Speaker 2:I'm like, huh, let's get some food. So we go to the, we go to the, the pub, the English pub, we get some food there. And I just kind of mentioned and talk about how I'm fucking exhausted and I kind of this was on my fault that I kind of just want to go back into the room and relax. We get back there, we relaxed for like about 30 minutes and I'm like shit, I still have this fucking ring in my pocket. And then nothing went according to plan and I'm like I look over at gas and I'm like you know, we should just go for a walk and she's like to fucking wear because she is also exhausted, super tired. I was like, I don't know, let's just go somewhere. Can you read the room?
Speaker 2:And she's like yeah, but fucking wear. And I'm like I don't know, we just got here, I don't know where to go Bad part of me, so we're just sitting in the bed and, like I, roll over on my side of it and she fucking looks at my in my pocket and notices something sticking up. She's like, she goes what's that? And I'm like what do you?
Speaker 5:think I didn't say nothing.
Speaker 2:I go, what do you think she goes? And then she goes. I can go for a walk. So that's my story. That I meant, meant, managed to keep a surprise from you guys for the whole time that she fucking she figured out there was a ring in my pocket. But the funniest thing was there were two funny things in the airport. My bag got caught in, like the subway door that goes between the terminals in Atlanta, and the part of my bag that was sticking out of the door before like they actually reopened it and I could squeeze my way back in. I was the part with the ring in it.
Speaker 2:So I was like oh no, don't go stop the tree. And another funny thing was is gas sent me the link to to the ring that she wanted made. She saw some person on Instagram that and she started liking their rings and they messaged her like, hey, what if we did this for you? And so she was like, hey, coco, here's a link. And I thought she was just. She just like said she really like this ring.
Speaker 2:I wasn't putting two and two together about engagement rings at that time and I and then we started talking and I was like man, it sounds like she's getting really salty that she's not getting a ring for a birthday. And I was like, are you mad at me? For some? She's like no, I guess it's just not happening in St Lucian. I go, oh, and while that's happening, I order the ring and then I just play the rest of it off as like yeah, I didn't buy it because I'm fucking stupid and I don't have money. It's fucking lie first off. And like, literally two days later, the fucking dumbasses at the fucking Instagram, they post an Instagram real, of the exact ring from the exact link that she fucking wanted.
Speaker 2:And I'm like, well, let's hope that my little lie worked. And Gazz was like, oh my God, look, they made the ring that I was looking for. And I was like, yeah, they did. Weird, weird, wow, that's fucking weird. And I was just like whenever, after I proposed, I was like you remember when you saw the TikTok or the Instagram real of the video of the ring that they made that you said was the ring that you wanted? Yeah, that was your ring actually. And she was like I had no idea. And I'm like good, because you should have.
Speaker 4:That is hilarious, proud of you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, everybody said I did good, so apparently I managed to be stupid enough to that it worked out.
Speaker 4:It worked out of my favor. That is fantastic. Oh, good times. Yeah, congratulations boys, Congratulations. There was a four opportunities I had before.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I can't do it.
Speaker 1:And I'm just like wasn't right, it wasn't the right timing and you know what I got. So I mean I think I made the right call. How many was your asshole?
Speaker 2:Whenever you heard them drumming where you're like oh fuck, we just like oh shit, fuck, fuck fuck.
Speaker 4:There's going to be a bunch of fucking people watching. I'm totally going to shit my pants.
Speaker 1:A lot of people, and I mean there was quite a few in the boardwalk, so I started like cheering a little bit, but like the drum circle was, so in effect I felt like that, you know, not a lot of people know this, so it didn't turn it anything.
Speaker 2:All it took was one person in the drum circle to notice and start drumming and screaming congratulations on your engagement or something like doing a super incredible drum solo and then all fucking just come around you, just like around around you.
Speaker 1:The most amazing.
Speaker 4:And I would also like to announce that we are going to be entering in a domestic partnership as well, so for tax purposes?
Speaker 3:Yes, absolutely.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's better for taxes, better for health care. Yeah, moves us up a different tax bracket. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:That's awful going up to another tax bracket.
Speaker 4:I mean it's like normal marriage. You know better for taxes. We're not going to have sex with each other, but maybe we want to leave every few months. You know, I don't know.
Speaker 2:We're making a family today.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, that's happening, but that video can't really prove like you guys are doing stuff together, you know.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 5:I'm going to have a shower.
Speaker 2:I wanted to bring up to you guys.
Speaker 4:Yeah. So, what is?
Speaker 3:he.
Speaker 4:What would your definition of a cock be?
Speaker 2:I'm just wondering somebody who enjoys watching their spouse get destroyed by multiple men or women, okay.
Speaker 4:It's like it's Go ahead.
Speaker 3:Oh, I was going to say, yeah, a cut from my understanding is Well, I know you have a cuckold and you have a cut queen. A cuckold is the man who watches his partner get just savaged by somebody else. A queen is a female who enjoys watching their partner dominate other female partners.
Speaker 4:That's more information than I knew.
Speaker 2:Yeah you were talking to the English, he knows the word.
Speaker 4:Yeah, so like a shower. Thought was like you're watching porn that make you a cuck.
Speaker 3:No, you get full year.
Speaker 4:What the fuck is that?
Speaker 3:You are not in a romantic partnership with either one of the people, but you are into voyeurism because you're watching other people do it, so you're a voyeur, correct?
Speaker 1:That sounds of. That sounds way fancier than yeah, it sounds way better than I watch porn.
Speaker 4:You just say I'm a voyeur and people are like, oh right on, that's cool, sounds sophisticated.
Speaker 3:I mean, really, you're watching porn.
Speaker 4:It's like, okay, fucking weirdo, get laid once ever, maybe. All right, that's all I had there you go, there you go. We solved your shower, thought you know we learned something new on the podcast already.
Speaker 1:Hey, by the way, we're only doing 15 minute podcasts anymore, fuck off?
Speaker 2:Should we go through the Spotify rap that I just found out that our podcast has?
Speaker 3:Please.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm not going to share the screen because I want to ask you guys the questions that come up and we can you guys can? Guess, because it looks like it's going to be information about our podcast. So this screen is you guys bring up the shit.
Speaker 1:Don't bring up anything. Fuckers. What, what Talking to Zeno and E? Don't cheat. Oh he's saying that because I don't have the ability.
Speaker 5:I thought he didn't want us to tell us his shit stories.
Speaker 2:I was confused, real quick.
Speaker 4:What do you mean? What are we not telling? I was like what's your story, are we?
Speaker 2:allowed to tell now.
Speaker 3:When he was saying the shit, he means like don't bring up the demographics that we can bring up through Buzzsprout.
Speaker 2:Speaking of top, your top episode was what? What was our top episode in the year? Oh, nobody's going to get this one.
Speaker 4:Oh, I'll take the episode title or description sounding in hell.
Speaker 2:It's not sounding in hell.
Speaker 1:Damn. These are one of our episode one.
Speaker 2:It's in season two May I ask a question about it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, do we play a pornographic video game? I don't remember.
Speaker 4:I feel like it's something you would remember. I'm going to say no.
Speaker 3:Because normally when we play a porno game, we put in the title no, I don't think we played a porno game Fuck. It's a season two episode.
Speaker 2:Xeno used his guess up already. I'll take a description of the episode to description. You don't have to like, like what did we talk about in it, and I'll be close enough.
Speaker 1:I'm going to have to go up the Googling it. No, I'm not Googling it.
Speaker 2:All right, I'm going to need a guess in five seconds. He said what do you mean? He's pulling his cock out. No, it is season two, episode five Slow start, big finish and murky. Remember when you two were fucking playing outlast for like the first part of the episode, that's our most fucking downloaded episode.
Speaker 3:Xeno and I were like screaming the entire time when you two were trying to carry an episode. What.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's our top episode according to Spotify.
Speaker 3:Jesus Christ, oh, that's all.
Speaker 4:That's like our worst.
Speaker 1:That's like where the bar is set.
Speaker 2:It was streamed. How many more percent more than your average episode I?
Speaker 3:don't know 10.
Speaker 4:25. Get the fuck higher.
Speaker 2:What Murky are you?
Speaker 4:listening to this episode on repeat.
Speaker 1:No, no, I never listen to this episode, the only one I'm going higher is one of the sex game ones. 100? It's lower than 100.
Speaker 3:It's dripping out of his mouth.
Speaker 2:A little lower than 90. 70.
Speaker 1:Higher than 70. What?
Speaker 2:A little a little lower than 85. 84. Yes, 80.
Speaker 4:84 percent more than your average episode.
Speaker 2:You're listening to that episode and this is Spotify. These are our Spotify metrics, which I think Spotify is one of the higher numbers of views that we get. It's that and that, what that and that.
Speaker 4:Let us know on Twitter who the fuck is listening to that episode so much.
Speaker 2:Let's hear it for the new fans. Let's see what this next one is. How many percent of our listeners discovered us in 2023, considering we haven't been around for much?
Speaker 3:What 100 percent? I'm going to say 80 percent came from 2023.
Speaker 2:And Marky, your guess 68., 82., 82., 82.
Speaker 4:Make sense, because Are we recording the podcast in 2022? Yeah, we were watching Pokemon, it was like right at the end of it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we were watching Pokemon right at the end. Okay, you're right, so guess which episode most of our new listeners start at.
Speaker 3:Season one, episode one.
Speaker 2:Yep 45 percent of our new listeners start right there. Welcome to the shit show. Really brought them in. That's what Spotify says. Really brought them in.
Speaker 3:We have evolved so much since how?
Speaker 2:does it feel to have gone global? How many countries were we streamed in? Seven 18-7, murky, murky 13 9. United States was our top country at 76%.
Speaker 4:I figured Most of those are Murky probably.
Speaker 2:Was probably UK second. It didn't give me. Oh, here it is. Uk is second. Who's third? Oh, russia, canada, murky got it.
Speaker 4:Ireland, england is.
Speaker 2:English.
Speaker 4:Not really. I think it's mainly English.
Speaker 2:Go figure, because we speak English, it's probably the french speaking portion of Canada that actually listened to that, your listeners have good taste, obviously. What else are they into? Oh no, I don't like where this is going.
Speaker 3:I don't like this.
Speaker 2:What were our listeners' top podcast?
Speaker 6:genres.
Speaker 4:I feel like Coco's upset, because you're right, right now I'll put that under health and fitness.
Speaker 3:Give me that's not categories, categories that they're into, yes, yes, so comedy, that's number one.
Speaker 2:Okay, was number two.
Speaker 4:Ah, hobbies, let's go with life's mental health. No, no one, no. No no kind of like not hold them, I'll come fit the school stop.
Speaker 1:It's a school subject plus one.
Speaker 2:It's a school subject math, no Science. Now language arts now education, biology now now.
Speaker 6:Art.
Speaker 2:The Victor usually writes this history. Yes, history is number two and health and fitness is number three. Who the fuck is watching this? That also likes history? Maybe they've listened to so much history. They just need to fucking let their brain explode with a lot of nonsense.
Speaker 4:I think maybe it's like. You know, history has led us to this point. Probably these fucking, these fucking idiots. We've gone wrong somewhere down.
Speaker 2:Oh, I can see our listeners. Top music Zonras. All right, taylor Swift, no genres, you idiot pop.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that is number one.
Speaker 3:Oh, I'm talking about number two I'm gonna say like rock metal, new metal.
Speaker 2:It isn't our, but it's not rock.
Speaker 3:R&B.
Speaker 4:No, I was gonna see like reggae. No damn it.
Speaker 3:There's an hour. What's your research with an R?
Speaker 2:All of us white guys would be terrible at it rap. Yes, what's that? What's number three?
Speaker 3:Speak for yourself. Did you hear Murky's brother during his birthday karaoke night?
Speaker 2:to be fair, that's my brother, not murky.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he can, he can fucking go at it in.
Speaker 4:But he was like just ripping.
Speaker 1:All turd of fucking creed.
Speaker 2:Good creed. No rock is not creed. Um classical no, can we get a hint? I'm pretty sure you would classify a Paramore under this category and. Skaterboy and all that stuff punk.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It's punk Punk, oh yeah, and the category is pop punk, but I'm pretty sure that's also just punk and spot.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's strictly PPG. We know that's him.
Speaker 2:That's, that's PPG. Yeah, okay got it PPG, hi PPG, hi PPG. Doing today your listeners definitely told their friends about you. Oh god, what is this one? Your podcast was shared all over. Who who sent? 79% of our podcast was sent shared via direct link. Seven percent of the seven percent of its shares were text. Who the fuck sent something on snapchat?
Speaker 1:Yeah, who is this?
Speaker 2:I don't have a number for.
Speaker 1:But this is the percentage of time it was shared, so oh, you were probably like maybe there's this big community that we don't know about and we're just elusive as fuck.
Speaker 2:Well, our podcast rating was 5.0.
Speaker 4:guys, we Just on you out of 10 Lying maybe we tell everybody they can reach us on fucking Twitter.
Speaker 2:We do. Pretty soon, twitter is gonna be a dumpster fire. Oh yeah, I can't forget to give a shout out to your biggest fans. Who's our biggest fans? Amaranth, you're a top 10 podcast for 25 fans. Hey, hey, we probably know murky's one of them. You're a top five podcast for 21 fans. Drumroll, please. You're the number one podcast for 10 people, so murky's one of them. Who's the other ones? Yeah, oh, you don't use bottom right.
Speaker 2:No, huh Far, ha ha, far, ha far has probably one of them. Yeah, oh, fuck you hall. I know you say you don't yeah fucking loser. You know he listens, we know he listens your top fans listen to you five times, five point, four times more than other listeners Is there anything else.
Speaker 2:59% joined you for the first time this year. That doesn't make any sense, considering that the other number was 80% found us in 2023, which is the second year. Spotify, you suck. Let's zoom out. What do we? What are we looking at? We want a year. Top 10, 25 fans. Top 5, 21. Top podcast 10. What else? Other cool things you got me. Thanks for sharing your podcast with the world. I mean, shell Mendelssohn will Never responded back to us.
Speaker 6:I'm very disappointed.
Speaker 2:She will never get back to us. Oh wow, we made 2.3 thousand minutes, 2300 minutes of podcast.
Speaker 5:Okay.
Speaker 3:It's a lot of time spent together, boys, and I feel like we've grown with each other.
Speaker 2:I can't believe. Our episode of the year is murky's not racist anymore.
Speaker 4:That's bull. Yeah, I know which is the most surprising part.
Speaker 2:Damn it.
Speaker 3:For the podcast or after.
Speaker 2:I can't, don't do it, sorry I can't believe the episode where you guys were fucking playing Outlast. I hope everybody just skipped to the end. I remember the big finish was just like the, I don't remember what we even talked about. Oh yeah, it was, yeah, it was yeah. That was the funniest part. That was the funniest shit we ever did, but it was in the dumbest 25 minutes of the dumbest limited. Remember whenever you had to suck off a hundred dues for unlimited money.
Speaker 1:Oh, oh yeah, I had their way, with you fucking up unlimited money and Zena was like yeah, for on it, unlimited money.
Speaker 2:I absolutely would never be the same. All right, well, that's, that's that. I've had that frapped waiting since December. I Don't need that and we don't have anything else was what we did.
Speaker 3:We got a fans lead, yeah Right before the podcast today, like for our listeners, I'm back on ADHD medication. My brain has less of the buzzing thoughts going around and I actually was productive. I know our audio listeners who are only listeners can't see.
Speaker 2:But we might post it, the fans Lee we're gonna post it, the fans Lee are we all fuck? Yeah, yeah, we can't post half of the shit that, no, we can't put it on YouTube. Yeah, we can put it on patreon but. I don't want to put it on page, at least.
Speaker 3:I only fans turned us down because apparently the paperwork stupid. And with fans, lee, I even kind of put in the description like, yeah, this is podcast, but I'm gonna register myself as the main person. They're like and you're not a robot, have fun.
Speaker 5:Good for me. I can't believe we're making it.
Speaker 2:They're probably like sweet, not porn, and then we play a porn game.
Speaker 3:To be posting sexually explicit material and it's yes, no, maybe with maybe. You kind of have to explain. I was like, yeah, we play porn games, but none of us are getting naked but sometimes we should, we might show our dick my or mix All. Let's add the subscription tier. I wish we call our lowest tier.
Speaker 4:Unmedicated.
Speaker 3:What color should we make it? I?
Speaker 2:Don't know red.
Speaker 1:Green.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but why would you?
Speaker 3:would be unmedicated in green, all right, well, offer red. All this red, yellow, green.
Speaker 2:Yeah okay. Good stuff. I'm not sure how much a month.
Speaker 1:Should we make our lowest here?
Speaker 3:Brawl. We can start simple we can just make it like one, two, three dollars. So I was gonna suggest yeah, oh, cannot set the price for less than the minimum subscription price of five dollars.
Speaker 1:Alright, folks, we have no control. Look, if you really want the porn part of the episode. We're gonna upload all of our old episodes too, right?
Speaker 2:There's only like the benefit that the user all right. So what are the benefits? Which one can't we upload?
Speaker 3:The one where we try to set up the only fans that are and he's like trying to set up everything, if I remember correctly.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, there there is some personal Right. We're making the pop up, unless you want to edit over that cocoa.
Speaker 3:That's no, that episode is just not gonna go up there, then All right, that's fair. Benefits Exclusive video content. I'm gonna go ahead and add the video content.
Speaker 2:It's pretty much the only benefit. What are we gonna do for the next year? I?
Speaker 3:Mean, we can just leave it at the one tier.
Speaker 2:I mean honestly, we could do medicated, unmedicated, and medicated when medicated is just a stupid amount of money for if they want to actually be on the podcast 69 for $69 and 42 cents Actually can we make the first subscription?
Speaker 4:$5 and 69 cents Say what Can we make? The first subscription $5 and 69 cents.
Speaker 2:If it lets you put up, yeah, let's do it. $5 and 69.
Speaker 4:Yep oh yeah.
Speaker 3:I'll see a limited amount gone that. And apparently you can stream to fans, lee, so maybe we can make the Medicated. They're allowed to watch the streams of us playing porn games. Yeah, or whatever, like heck. If Burkey feels like it, give him the stream key, let him have OBS boom. Bad boy can just do whatever he wants. I.
Speaker 2:Can't believe we sent an ADHD rates thing to a fucking. Just looked over at the email and saw it. Oh, all right, so that's our basic tier. Oh, I like that. It's bright, fucking red. What's the promotion? One month for free.
Speaker 3:What your one month sub promotion? So we get to create a promotion for our first month. Users can only use this promotion one time. Maybe not right now.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:All right, all right, you guys are serious and you want to see my ass. Those on Twitter. Maybe we make some happen.
Speaker 4:Maybe we make some happen just spam our twitter account with fucking cake pictures If you want merchant and show his ass on fucking fans Lee.
Speaker 2:If I see a bunch of cake.
Speaker 4:Yeah, just start sent like tweeting at us images of cake.
Speaker 2:You're just adding to the unmedicated tier.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't know how to create.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you can add it. You can add it, go back.
Speaker 3:Yeah, okay, hold on.
Speaker 2:Hit create new. Oh, I was looking around. You click the wrong blue button.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, that was on me, all right. Uh, how much should this one cost if it's 569 for one for the unmedicated?
Speaker 2:Um? Is your insurance covering it? There's the name Ha, ha, ha, ha for 20 wait what. It can't be lower than five dollars. You idiot, you meant 400 gonna make it 420 dollars. Oh, that would be if your insurance doesn't cover it. We'll make seven 769, Okay everything else.
Speaker 4:That's all of them 69. Yeah.
Speaker 3:All right, let's see. Included is everything in unmedicated.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because you still have the disease.
Speaker 3:Live streaming content Update.
Speaker 2:I fucking love it so much, oh dumb.
Speaker 3:All right, all right. And, as we said, we're gonna call this medicated Er we call it the good shit.
Speaker 2:We thought, we said, we're gonna call it the good shit. Oh, the good shit.
Speaker 3:Okay, yeah.
Speaker 4:Did we say that?
Speaker 2:yeah.
Speaker 4:I think, we said something like that.
Speaker 3:All right, so this one's gonna be nine.
Speaker 4:I completely missed the 10, 69 or 9, 69, 9, 6 9, 69. Oh yeah.
Speaker 3:All right, and, uh, it's gonna include the tears of this, but we're gonna add a benefit.
Speaker 2:Hang on, wait, let's see oh. Oh murky farts in a jar and sends it to you special video for this tear where he insults you.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's pretty good, pretty good.
Speaker 1:If you want a custom insulting video, I can do it.
Speaker 3:It's a bowl of cereal and stairs at the camera.
Speaker 2:Wait, I have to actually do that, though, if you put it as a benefit.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, exactly, yeah yeah.
Speaker 3:Well, would you not like to eat a bowl of cereal while just staring at the camera?
Speaker 2:But do I have to do it for every person that subscribes to that, or I just do it once, just once you should do it once, ok.
Speaker 1:Ok, I like. What cereal are you going to eat?
Speaker 4:We're going to remember my rates, no.
Speaker 1:I'm just surprised. I'm just surprised.
Speaker 2:OK, so you know, shows you as Dick.
Speaker 1:I think if I was going to do it, it would be.
Speaker 4:Now you're going to do it Now you're going to do it, you got to do it. It's on the list. Oh, 1060 or 960 is much too low for that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think we need to up the tier price if we're going to do all this.
Speaker 1:Hey, I mean, what about shows bulge? Just like you know you have to pull you up, pull your underwear down to like, maybe show a little bulge.
Speaker 4:and I'm saying I'm not sure Gameplay, nor acknowledge you exist. The chat.
Speaker 2:Perfect, that's pretty much him when he's playing Destiny.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 2:He gives head. He gives you an English lecture. Oh God, how to make people not want to sub to that tier. He shows his fucking chest hair.
Speaker 1:Well, the taco meat.
Speaker 4:Um.
Speaker 2:Oh, he draws crude pictures of the other boys with Snapchat filters or shit like that.
Speaker 4:I don't know about my tier though. Well, you don't. You don't like yours.
Speaker 3:Yours is just a benefit.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, I get that, but like it's like, I got a live stream all the time and I don't know the time, just whenever you feel like it, at least once a month.
Speaker 3:At least once a month.
Speaker 4:And then just not acknowledge, just not acknowledge. Chat at all.
Speaker 2:Or show the game.
Speaker 3:Or show the game You're just showing yourself. Your website 998.
Speaker 4:None will make you a fucking rates. Oh, what Did you say Zeon will make?
Speaker 2:you a rapes.
Speaker 4:Rates, rates, rates that I made for us for ADHD.
Speaker 2:After dark I'll make you a rates page, you should make mine. Coco, I'll say your name On the next podcast. God, we're going to have like 800 people and I'm going to have to say all their fucking names and we're going to have to change that Because Mark is just going to straight up, insult the people in this tier. What you do by this is your mom, your dance credit card loser.
Speaker 1:How's that extra piece of debt field done, dumbass.
Speaker 4:I know what you're dumbass, no matter what it is.
Speaker 1:It was only 9.69 and the number was funny. Stupid, fucking dumbass, fucking dumbass. What the fuck are you doing with your life? You better be driving to work while you're listening to this. You better go make that money back. 9.69, you stupid fuck. So how long those lines I'm thinking.
Speaker 2:It's pretty good. It's pretty good. Only one person.
Speaker 4:Yes, for real, though We'll unlock it once a month.
Speaker 2:We'll just raise the number. Once a month, that seems to create gift links. No, you have to subscribe to this shit.
Speaker 3:I like that.
Speaker 2:We have a traffic light going here.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, that's what I was thinking. I didn't really have yellow, yellow, they just kind of had orange and I was like that's pretty close to a traffic light.
Speaker 2:We did it.
Speaker 4:Is it?
Speaker 1:all is it like this is the thing now yeah is this, yeah is this live.
Speaker 3:Oh, let's see Point fishing.
Speaker 2:Well, I mean, it's got tax documentation, so it's obviously live. Probably don't do this on the episode. No, because I don't want to have to fucking edit any personal identification out. I'll just upload the sex videos because I know those ones don't have any personal information on them. Besides my pride going away, I mean we've got the plans promised no subscribers.
Speaker 3:Yet I don't know what management is uploads.
Speaker 2:I'm going to need that password later.
Speaker 3:I'll text it to you List. Apparently you can make like your own list of like the different people you subscribe to. So, nobody, a certain group like only does one particular content. You can put them in one list, so you can just jerk off to that list.
Speaker 2:Well, I hope people jerk off to this podcast.
Speaker 4:Oh, they absolutely will.
Speaker 1:I bet all jerks off to this.
Speaker 3:Oh, we can even eventually get statistics.
Speaker 2:Bro, this is how we become popular. I need it.
Speaker 1:Look at all these beautiful face whoever's been plugging the shit out of the podcast Random, whoever we don't, let's put it, it just starts plugging the fans, lee now.
Speaker 2:Yeah blow up, it's going to blow up. Blow up, boys. We're never going to have to work again.
Speaker 3:It's going to be great. Here we go. This is our main page here. Oh, look at that over here.
Speaker 4:Oh, those are boobs yeah.
Speaker 3:Oh, like mainly just pleated.
Speaker 4:Because you're a dough mommy. I bet you it does. I'm guessing so I see that you're very nervous to click on it.
Speaker 2:You might as well click on it, no.
Speaker 4:Crypto mom, it is crypto mommy, it is crypto mom.
Speaker 3:I'm bitch Tired of the same boring porn. I shot non traditional porn every day. Should be I shoot Non traditional porn every day. This is past tense, breaking the taboo of fucking society.
Speaker 4:Nice Rock on crypto mommy, you get it, you get it, you get it.
Speaker 3:Shout out from the ADHD after.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you go, mommy, make sure to go to fanzleycom Foreign.
Speaker 3:Or slash crypto Before slash posts.
Speaker 2:We have no idea if it's good or not, but it's advertised National natural, beautiful milk.
Speaker 3:Hmm, so I believe her, her tears. It looks like you have the diamond tier. What are you getting? The hundred? Dollars which is 20 bucks. You have the VIP tier, which is 45. You have the luxury tier, which is $150 a month.
Speaker 2:What are you getting for $150 a month?
Speaker 6:Right, right, I want to know.
Speaker 2:Oh, here we go, those are just additional plans for the same tier. What do you get for? Oh, keep going down, you can, you can see, okay, okay.
Speaker 3:You get full access of all the other tiers below it. You get over 1500 videos and all photo content, plus extra first bits, I think, extra version videos, I don't know. Full access to exclusive video store. Full access to dirty versions. Get the first of all hot new releases. Sorry folks, some of this stuff is like capitalized and I get it. It's just to be like attention grabbers. These are buzzwords that are being capitalized.
Speaker 5:Here we go, here we go I'm going to be sliding them DMs.
Speaker 3:No, I'm saying honey, Custom video as a gift.
Speaker 4:Once a month, according to your script meaning I know can write a script.
Speaker 3:It will make us an exclusive video. Guys, I'm going to be like, I'm going to be like I'm going to be like I'm going to be, like I'm going to be, like I'm going to be like.
Speaker 4:It will make us an exclusive video. Guys, I think we need to, as a group, Subscribe to her. Oh my God, little dick and mommy adventures.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God.
Speaker 1:Oh no, Does that look like a toilet?
Speaker 2:fetish, toilet fetish. It does. What is that Nice?
Speaker 3:They have a whole VIP non-strand porn exclusive store videos. Full of it. It's free shorts, dirty verse, farts, squirting coming mouth, crazy, funny, public extreme. They smell extreme Wrong fantasy. Car fetish, pee fetish, play, jerk off instructions, mommy, jerk off instructions. They came back around and told you Coco.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, oh, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3:Real female orgasm. Mom, son, gamer Point of view, close up, quiffing, ask them out. School fun, big toys, nealon I don't know what that is, nealon.
Speaker 4:Right, I'm going to go grab a drink while you look that up.
Speaker 3:Why is it so funny?
Speaker 2:What is he says it Because he's reading it like a fucking advertisement for a fucking music.
Speaker 3:I don't know what Nealon is, but Because Google search Through nothing for me. Yoga, I feel on yoga, cfnm, what is C, f, m and CFNM? Oh and thank you. Cfnm, oh God.
Speaker 2:Oh God, what is this?
Speaker 3:Cloth female naked male.
Speaker 2:Oh, okay.
Speaker 3:All right, where was?
Speaker 2:I Humiliation.
Speaker 3:Humiliation, little dick in mummy adventure, daddy backstage cosplay anime, super jerk pack 3-in-1. Deep throat, this toilet fetish, big black cock, asmr, high heels, bukkake, enema, foot solo girl masturbate photo, boobs and butt plug.
Speaker 2:The longer you read that, the more you became like Duke Nukem reading a fucking track list for the next now CD.
Speaker 5:What does this super jerk pack mean?
Speaker 2:What was that the jerk pack 3-in-1.
Speaker 1:I've watched porn for a long time and I've never, ever seen that the super jerk pack.
Speaker 2:You've never seen the super jerk pack.
Speaker 5:Oh no.
Speaker 2:Oh man.
Speaker 3:Well, we peaked for this year. Absolutely. That was the funniest we're ever going to be.
Speaker 2:Apparently not. We're going to have our worst episode and that's going to be the most listened to.
Speaker 3:Also, you would not believe how many VTube girls are on fansly.
Speaker 2:Fucking. They're called LudeTubers.
Speaker 3:Yeah, when I was creating our fansly, I kept noticing. So what the fuck sucked my toes Is that peachy Peachy has a hairy chest like this oh, is that murky?
Speaker 2:It's probably murky.
Speaker 1:It's dude. How'd you guys find it? You're nervous. It was funny. This is why I didn't want to make a fansly fuck.
Speaker 2:Dude, I farted and it smells so bad. Oh my god, it's Project Melody. She streams on Twitch.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I've heard about her and I heard she had like Lude content.
Speaker 2:She won LudeTuber of the year, I believe. Oh yeah, it's literally, literally. Oh, we have Phileons here too. I didn't know. Phileon had Lude content. Phileons partnered with fansly In fact whenever they were doing the VTuber awards fansly was like highly promoting the shit. Yeah, you should click on Phileon see what she's got. Let's take a look here. I already know Project Melody is basically porn.
Speaker 3:All right. So we have a support snacker for $5 a month and we have monthly shout out for $15.
Speaker 2:Look, hers is SFW only. Scroll up.
Speaker 3:Oh, so it's all safe for work. Yep, it's a good thing.
Speaker 2:Like I said, you don't have to be fucking.
Speaker 3:Oh, you don't have to put porn on here, but then go ahead and click on Project Melody and it's a completely different fucking page.
Speaker 2:I don't even know how you did that. You just kept hitting next until it got there.
Speaker 3:Yeah, essentially that's back. Oh, that's Phi Phi. I just saw a VTuber. It was at the top.
Speaker 2:Keep going. It was after this one, yeah.
Speaker 5:Yeah, her page.
Speaker 2:Her page is way different 20 bucks 20 bucks gets you access to the goods.
Speaker 3:Oh nice. Project Melody menu. So for her best selling videos. You know, $10 gets you anal beads and ass teasing. $11 she is Sundari at 12. She does toxic and new dancing, whatever that means. 13 malware full nude pole dancing video accidentally right click $14 fucking my huge purple dildo for you, yeah, and I love how Zeno just left. He's like I'm done with this. $15 sex machine vibrator hard on cam.
Speaker 2:Wait, what's the next stuff? Oh God, is this a free video? Dick ratings, yes, that picture of your dick and show. Read it. Oh my God, oh, for $50.
Speaker 3:Zeno, we're going to spend $50 on you, or why?
Speaker 2:We're going to give you a dick rating by project Melody.
Speaker 5:Oh yeah.
Speaker 3:She will score from one to 10, if you would like. And then her thoughts and feelings about your secret, intimate parts. Other things. Oh, oh God her doing a glory hole.
Speaker 2:Nice.
Speaker 3:Under shot of it. I like how they put a sparkly on her nipple there.
Speaker 2:Oh boy, there's a lot.
Speaker 5:Oh God.
Speaker 3:My question is what is following do on a fans Lee?
Speaker 2:probably lets people know that you're following. Oh yeah, I see nipple. Oh where's Markey? This is his fucking stuff.
Speaker 4:This kind of looks like shit we could see for free on VR chat, though, oh, it absolutely is.
Speaker 2:Yeah, except it's illegal on VR chat now, is it? Hey, they have terms of service.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's always been against their terms of service.
Speaker 2:Oh God.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it looks like you can watch the videos pixelated or you can be a subscriber and see them. You know, unpixelated.
Speaker 2:We're just at this point. We're just looking at porn on fucking 80s.
Speaker 5:This is great.
Speaker 3:So it looks like we can upload videos, we can schedule posts, we can schedule to delete things. I don't know why do I keep right clicking? Because you're dumb. We can do a poll. Yeah, I'm fucking retarded.
Speaker 1:Twitter poll if we should send in Zeno's dick for the dick rate.
Speaker 3:Absolutely 50 bucks.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'll cover 25.
Speaker 2:Project Malady. If you're a listener of the podcast, let us know. I highly doubt that you are.
Speaker 3:He probably doesn't even know we exist Probably for the best, oh yeah, I just don't know what these two things are with the money symbols, probably posts that require people to pay Create a tip goal. Ok, create a newer, attached and existing tip goal for you.
Speaker 2:We're not doing any of that shit.
Speaker 3:Create your locked texts.
Speaker 2:What's the permission?
Speaker 3:They can either tip to see it be subscribed must be following, or they have to pay a certain price.
Speaker 2:That's the best approach. Work for us. We're just restricting access based on the fucking paywall, because you got to be over aged to see some of this shit. We can't put it on YouTube.
Speaker 3:My question is how do you upload a video? Is it this Upload new, upload firm? Oh yeah, I see a video thing there.
Speaker 1:So yeah, I'll figure it out.
Speaker 2:We go live I don't know, we'll figure it out.
Speaker 3:I do. Google said you know what? Let's figure that out for.
Speaker 2:I'm not stopping my recording right now for this See.
Speaker 3:To stream. How do I start live streaming?
Speaker 2:You have to click on that link.
Speaker 3:All right To start a live stream first, head over to this and click generate stream key. You'll need this key to do it right now.
Speaker 1:All right yeah.
Speaker 3:I'm assuming that just copied a cell, did it? Let me see.
Speaker 2:Nope, click it, click it again, click it until it works.
Speaker 4:Click, it's faster.
Speaker 2:Faster. All right, it's broken, doesn't work.
Speaker 4:Come on, fans Lee, now to me, to be fair, we actually put together what it's like.
Speaker 2:Yeah it's probably cuz you're in fucking offer GX.
Speaker 3:Yeah, probably For some reason, fans Lee really does not like opera GX.
Speaker 2:Yeah, just click, just go open it in Google, see what happens. I probably could start streaming literally the middle of this podcast.
Speaker 3:Probably good, oh have to poop too.
Speaker 2:Let's close that down for now. So what anybody else do for Christmas while he's getting that up To get fat G'd a lot did. I eat on Christmas day. Remember to any fucking ass I. Did not eat ass damn he was busy with family apparently I'm supposed to get 11 inches of snow on Tuesday. I.
Speaker 1:Don't know shit.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's. It's supposed to hit this area. Yeah, by the time it gets us is probably gonna be rain because the lake supposed to warm it up.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and my computer was just like expect 11 inches of snow on Tuesday and I was like the fuck.
Speaker 3:That's cool. Also expect the same amount from Zeno 11 inches of white.
Speaker 2:That's all the bad day oh my god, he's got a huge cock, nice cock nice yeah.
Speaker 6:Nice cock. Holy shit, it's me Satan. I'm back.
Speaker 4:Hey say.
Speaker 6:I've been pretty good. You guys have talked to me every now and then.
Speaker 4:Say.
Speaker 6:I mean we do, but you're like our fans, don't. Well, that's fair. Yeah, you know fuck them, so you do it for my mom's death anniversary. Prone her with a cattle, prod you taking it easy on her. This year, I see well, I mean, you know she had the birth you. So, it's been a while, since I've been on this podcast.
Speaker 4:Really, you just kind of do whatever the fuck you want.
Speaker 6:I mean I am saying I do whatever the fuck I want. No, yeah, shut the fuck up. I made you.
Speaker 1:This year, free the 60 seconds to join us.
Speaker 6:Oh yeah, I gotta go.
Speaker 2:Oh God, oh my ass.
Speaker 3:So yeah, even switching over to Chrome didn't.
Speaker 2:I just broken, got it. Okay, not important Hmm. I would figure that shit out later by Linus we still have 30 minutes to go and I'm out of stuff to talk about.
Speaker 4:Um yeah, we were talking about something that we can bring up on the podcast, and then we forgot it like 80.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm gonna eat some fucking goldfish.
Speaker 4:We've forgotten about it. Well, seen him moved his room around. I Did do that. That is a thing I think. The last time we recorded that episode I was in my living room. Probably right, maybe you were, yeah. Yeah, let's bet a minute.
Speaker 1:Made it the speech. We're talking about podcast. How many downloads do we have like on the podcast now? You want to know the official number you have like 75 of last of the kill sprout numbers I.
Speaker 2:Give you the big bus sprout number. And Bells for you just a mouse brown number.
Speaker 1:Now sprout my numbers.
Speaker 2:Oh did. It is a stat, a cat, it is a kitty cat. All time Is a cat is a kitty cat 2799 episodes, remember no shit. 2799. Slow start, big fish and murky is all dry and knock the mic down. I keep slow start. Big finish in murky is Number five sounding in hell. Happened in 2022, I guess, or it didn't. It didn't have a lot of views on Spotify. Now, what happened in 2023? So Spotify has 35 Views on our last five episodes. Apple podcast is where most people are. Hmm, 5% of our views. Let's go all time 9% of our views. 276. Game from Spotify. 25% of our views come from audible. Thank you, audible listeners and the poor saps that bought Apple devices that are overpriced 23%. Seriously, what are you doing with your fucking life?
Speaker 5:Nobody's gonna say anything else 23% 23% it's still 651 views 7%.
Speaker 2:Google podcast 3%. Unknown, 2%. Web browser 1% iHeart 1%. Podcast addict 1%. Cast box 20 views on player FM. That Goes to zero 14 on the Buzzsprout site, 11 on Amazon music, 6 on listen notes, 5 on Microsoft Xbox, 4 on podcast Republic, 4 on unknown Android ads, 4 on pod bean, 4 on iVulner, 4 on overcast, 4 on Amazon echo, 3 on Facebook, 2 on Chromecast, 1 on Safari, 1 on pocketcast and 1 on Deezer.
Speaker 4:And what?
Speaker 2:Deezer, deezer, boots, these are nuts in your fucking mouth finding ways to listen to this podcast.
Speaker 1:What I Feel like that means there are people finding ways to listen to this podcast and I am honored.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah. What are you doing, jariah? This best, he's just sitting here laying down.
Speaker 1:He stole a fucking dice of a. D&d campaign and fucking ran off hilarious which adds to the unmedicated that you could see the kitty cats.
Speaker 2:I mean they're gonna be on video so.
Speaker 4:Unsolicited cat pics.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but you know they get to know that the kitty cats tried. You want to go away. You look like you're just fucking. Oh my god, he is just. I don't know if I get a good view, he's just loafing.
Speaker 6:So it is eyes be in the like why the fuck did you stop oh?
Speaker 1:Oh, oh.
Speaker 3:So it looks like fans Lee streaming service is still kind of in beta and it's having a lot of issues and sometimes they just shut it down when it's having issues.
Speaker 2:That's hilarious, is it not funny, jariah? He didn't say anything.
Speaker 4:He didn't say anything.
Speaker 1:Does well, I filled out our attack stuff so we can get paid whenever we finally get a new server and so we can, you know, really have some people Subscribe and coming in. Maybe it's coming.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna come in you.
Speaker 1:Oh.
Speaker 2:What's the Ethan gonna be on the podcast? Oh?
Speaker 1:I'll fast. I think we're supposed to see him this weekend. Actually, so much ass.
Speaker 2:Sealo did you?
Speaker 1:you had your new job. We ascended for a dick right on Ethan too, yeah you had your new job before we went on hiatus right.
Speaker 4:Uh, we went on hiatus in October.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 6:Yes nice.
Speaker 2:Did you tell the story about how your boss just uses chat GPT to fucking Deal? With insurance companies now.
Speaker 4:No, yeah, so like shitty insurance companies that like Are either a non responsive or just like be Waste our time just with stupid questions and like just being ignorant, we use chat GPT to communicate with them, in which case we, just when they like demand Proof for different things that we have to do, say example like repair procedures and stuff like that. We just type in a chat GPT like hey, I need this information, and give it this tone like an educational tone, and Type out a message for me, and then we just copy paste that shit and just like paste in what they say and let chat GPT respond to it and just like Kind of proofread it real quick and then you know it saves a lot of fucking time. Nice, yeah, pretty good shit. How's happened in our hiatus.
Speaker 2:Uh, you got a bigger dick?
Speaker 1:I don't think it's getting bigger every day it grows every day.
Speaker 4:We watched Five Nights at Freddy's we did right, we did.
Speaker 3:How would you know?
Speaker 2:Yeah, would you millie. How would you rate the Five Nights at Freddy movie?
Speaker 4:I'd give it a seven Nice.
Speaker 3:I'd give it about a six out of ten.
Speaker 2:I wouldn't give it a.
Speaker 1:Five.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 5:I was in the lore.
Speaker 2:Feel like if you under you should tell that. We should tell the story about what happened with our movie experience For miles. Oh, he was beating himself up over it. So we got to the movie theater and he, we ordered the popcorn. We got all the expensive fucking movie stuff and we went up to the guy to scan us in miles, pulls out the tickets and scans them. And they were for tomorrow. It was for the following day. We were like, well, that's no bueno. So he refunded them and we took the expensive popcorn home and had the same shitty experience.
Speaker 5:Zena's place.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we should have just done that from the start.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I mean hindsight. You know, we thought we were getting everybody.
Speaker 3:It was fun time, but you know what we were gonna go there for the experience of spending a fuck ton of money 13 year old to 20, something Jen's oh, it was wild the amount of people that were dressed up in it too All of them. I'm pretty sure we're on the spectrum, if I'm being honest.
Speaker 2:All of us are on the spectrum, you're not true. True, except for murky.
Speaker 3:He's on the race just on diagnosed.
Speaker 5:He's on. The race is spec.
Speaker 2:He's on the race of spectrum. Oh hey, you know, not factual. Oh, what about that time you was factual.
Speaker 1:Oh, murky, murky by you. You're the one who was actually accused and found out to be a racist by.
Speaker 2:God, here's the, here's what we just start hitting the soundboard right. All right, he's pulling his cock out. I gotta punch this one. Oh, the switch. Noise is gone. Where'd?
Speaker 3:that one go, I switch, took it down, damn it.
Speaker 2:Wow, that was a good time All right.
Speaker 3:Well, I just set up our earning method on fans Lee is that message from you, the password?
Speaker 2:Yes, all right, I won't open it in this video. Should we change said password?
Speaker 3:I mean no, because I have one of those generator.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's good, I'll just add it to mine that it's a murky's fat old ass.
Speaker 2:That's too easy to guess.
Speaker 3:Yeah, everybody would guess that one.
Speaker 2:Yeah, fuck yeah, everybody would guess you have a fat old ass.
Speaker 3:I am going to bus nut in what the tower dumb ass.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I need a. I need a red-formin, dumb ass sounding here.
Speaker 5:Yes, make it dumb ass Into the judgment of the oratrice. Mech anique dynamize cutting out.
Speaker 4:That's done the thing my course. Your ass sold in the shock.
Speaker 1:Oh, we can tell you know what we didn't talk about. What is the campaign that we're currently on?
Speaker 2:Yeah, you want to talk about how you almost died twice and Scared like a little bitch. Yeah, and everybody's not just going, everybody's now just marky's such a bitch that I almost asked him how can we trust you to be our tank in battle if you run away from a little teddy bear? The one that we the one that we threw at you.
Speaker 1:Jump around, cuz you rub me with your tail.
Speaker 5:Yeah, but you also thought it was a bear.
Speaker 1:No, not true. I thought it was another ghost. Are you sure we get to? What would you guys call this?
Speaker 4:Oh no man, oh no.
Speaker 1:I'm, it's a castle, correct it's a house. Yes, a mansion, it's a mansion. Yeah, we went up multiple flights of stairs and then plus some secret ways into an attic.
Speaker 2:Well, we actually only went up one flight of stairs and then into the attic.
Speaker 1:How was that possible? I suplexed a suit of armor. Oh yeah, down three flights. Yeah, down three flights.
Speaker 2:My parents house is fucking two flights of stairs in it.
Speaker 1:Well, okay, that doesn't change the height. Three flights would be fucking 30 feet away from the attic. Are you sure? Is your tism showing? Yeah?
Speaker 2:I'm just trying to throw your story off as much as possible, and it's working.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, what the rematch? And? And I found a suit of armor that was holding a Howard and I'm like I want that, give me a little extra range. And that was a combat initiating action. You smoke a cigarette, what the fuck that was. So then we're fighting this thing and I'm in front. I'm like, yeah, I'm gonna eat these shots. That I was wrong. So first I got like slashed up for about half, for just over half my hit points, and Then switch cured me. I was like sweet and I'm just missing all of these shots with the battle axe I have. Then he hits me again, except this time he stabbed me in the chest and I'm back down like well, below half. Okay, luckily E Heals me up, being a good guy. Yeah, everyone else is fucking this thing up, while I'm just getting hit a bunch. And I'm like you know what? I can't hit it. Let me try and grapple it. I have a good strength modifier, so I grapple the fuck out of this suit of armor that everyone else is fucking up. I then continue to grapple it and just slow it down so it can't do anything while everyone else continues to fuck it up, and then, when it's almost dead, I suplex it off a three flights of stairs and fucking murder his face.
Speaker 1:Shortly thereafter, coco went towards the screaming woman. Found the screaming woman. I walked 15 feet into a room, saw screaming woman, began to fucking freak out. It was what the fuck is that 15 feet back out of the room, the ghost. Then what does it do? Reacts to extreme emotion, phases through the door and grabs me by the throat like the big dummy mommy that she was. I Then almost died. Thankfully Coco's in. Everyone else came out, continued to fuck up, said spooky and I didn't actually die.
Speaker 4:Anybody notice?
Speaker 2:what? As he was telling the story, I just kept playing sound alerts that went with what he was saying at the time.
Speaker 1:I did notice it was perfect, so I did stop.
Speaker 2:What they ask you, how you are, and you say you're just fine. But you're not fine but you're not really fine skill issue. Haha, it's gonna be back. It's gonna be good to be back. Is it memory? You're still stuck in my ass. I True. Yeah, you're still stuck in my ass in the Owen verse. I know I don't think you're ever getting out of there.
Speaker 1:I don't know if we're ever going back to it. One of our listeners was asking me about that. Yeah, was it.
Speaker 4:Ty, was it Ty?
Speaker 1:Of course it was.
Speaker 2:I don't remember where we're at. Miz was doing something.
Speaker 3:I haven't know about it, I don't know. It's like Miz is in the backseat.
Speaker 1:I'm in your never ending ass yeah.
Speaker 4:How did you end up in his ass?
Speaker 2:I just opened my trunk.
Speaker 1:We got Miz so drunk that he just passed the fuck out because I out drank him.
Speaker 5:Yes, I do remember that.
Speaker 1:And then you guys were mad at me for whatever reason, because I think I punched Zeno, if I remember correctly, and then I got thrown in the trunk of infinite everything and then I threw up on myself.
Speaker 4:No, you smacked, you smacked the. That was a long time ago.
Speaker 1:That was a long time ago, Zeno.
Speaker 4:Was it.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 4:I thought that's where we ended up. No, you have to go back.
Speaker 1:Well, I got thrown into the trunk.
Speaker 4:Right, but it was after you smacked Coco's ass, right? Yeah, I smoked.
Speaker 1:I smacked the shit out of Coco's ass a long time ago.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you smacked the shit out of him because I took the bitches. Mm-hmm, good times. Right, took Sally.
Speaker 1:Carrera, who you know. Ken was a car, so Coco did the interracial.
Speaker 4:Coco did the interracial.
Speaker 1:And then he got out of car and I think I did interspecies.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4:Is Kara species. I mean all the other nurses.
Speaker 2:They're talking about the fucking animal kingdom or whatever.
Speaker 4:Everything is in there, right, I suppose? So.
Speaker 2:So if a car would be under the animal kingdom?
Speaker 1:Well, I just pray enough. If you're a dildo dude, what my asshole?
Speaker 2:needs to poop. Anything's pray enough for your dildo, that's a Coco quote Anything's a dildo if you're brave enough. Wow.
Speaker 1:Thank you, drew. No, you said it backwards, did I? I'll find it.
Speaker 2:Okay, okay. Do we need to have another you saying that you're gonna jerk off to MLP porn moment?
Speaker 1:Yes, no, I don't think so.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:We talked about that on the podcast. No, this is an actually happened thing. Yeah, anything's a dildo if you're brave enough, was any? I'm brave enough if it's a dildo, I don't know. Dude, what are you fucking talking about?
Speaker 4:I think Markey got a stroke.
Speaker 1:Is it something I said I'm?
Speaker 2:losing it completely. Oh my God, I just let out a fart. It smells so bad. You guys might see the stink lines. I gotta stay here until the end of the podcast.
Speaker 1:You should vacate for room.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'm surprised. I'm surprised the cats are still here.
Speaker 4:You look very uncomfortable. He looks like he has to poop too.
Speaker 3:I just farted so. I'm leaving the whole pressure.
Speaker 2:Gameboat fart machine. Oh man, I miss doing gameboat.
Speaker 5:It'll come back someday.
Speaker 3:Who knows, maybe this year my car's play alright.
Speaker 2:When is Dusty getting you that new job? According to her, very soon Time to hurry the fuck up, because being a teacher sucks.
Speaker 4:Unless you're a teacher on ADHD after dark it still sucks. How much time do we have left? About 15 minutes.
Speaker 3:It's okay, I'm currently creating something for you guys.
Speaker 2:Oh no, what's gonna happen? I?
Speaker 4:like the sound of this.
Speaker 2:Is it gonna be sexy? It depends on your definition of sexy. Anything can be attractive if you're horny enough.
Speaker 3:I mean you're not wrong.
Speaker 2:People have fucked cars and married cars. Alright, that's true.
Speaker 4:I actually saw a TikTok clip of this guy who was infatuated with Ferris wheels.
Speaker 6:Does he like grinding on?
Speaker 2:them. He's doing something to them.
Speaker 5:Is it like one?
Speaker 1:Ferris wheel, or is it more than one?
Speaker 2:He's having an affair with a Ferris wheel. It's an affair wheel.
Speaker 4:It's an affection towards several Ferris wheels, but there was one specific that he promised himself to. And I remember the host of the show took him to this Ferris wheel that was decommissioned and he rubbed a bunch of oil on himself from the Ferris wheel and shit.
Speaker 5:Did he cum? Yeah, yes, he did.
Speaker 4:Nice.
Speaker 2:Having an affair with the Ferris wheel at the fair.
Speaker 1:That's hardcore. What tags would you put?
Speaker 4:on fansly Steampunk Carnival fetish.
Speaker 2:Is that the real one's Super? Pac fucking 3-in-1, fucking Super Jerk PAC 3-in-1. Oh my god.
Speaker 1:It could definitely be Bukaki, just like if you could get one. That's like real nasty, just scoop a handful of grease out, just pie yourself in the face. I mean grease carnival, bukaki, I guess.
Speaker 2:I like Racist Murky better than whatever that was.
Speaker 4:Shit yeah, Murky was doing so good he was clean for so many months.
Speaker 2:Yeah, then he came back to the podcast and his contractual obligation of being racist was back, you guys made me sign it through 2027.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he has to be racist through 2027. On the podcast.
Speaker 2:I have to do this.
Speaker 1:I have to deal with the Watch Traym. What are?
Speaker 2:we seeing here oh, video game connections.
Speaker 3:Have you guys ever played the New York Times Connections game.
Speaker 4:No, no, no.
Speaker 3:So essentially, as you can tell, here you have 16 different words. You have to figure out what connection four of them have together. So essentially you're filling out four rows that each have one connection to them, and I figured what we would do is I would let you boys try to think what four things on this board share in common, but you all have to agree on the four for me to submit it Wait so we have to click four things and then say what they all have in common.
Speaker 3:You don't have to say out loud what they have in common. It will tell you what they have in common.
Speaker 2:Oh, we're just clicking four things and hitting submit.
Speaker 3:Correct.
Speaker 4:God, obviously like Sonic, spyro, yoshi and Luigi.
Speaker 3:So you say Sonic, yoshi, luigi and Spyro, yeah, now the thing is, your teammates have to agree with you to hit submit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, fuck it. It was the first score I saw, but I'm stupid, but I'm going with it.
Speaker 3:Explain your thinking. You know, what did these characters have in common?
Speaker 4:They're all video game characters.
Speaker 3:OK. So is a bunch of other things there too, I'll tell you this much. Two of them I'm trying to think of how to say this, because Zeno got it literally 5050. Two of them are connected in one connections and two of them are connected for a different reason.
Speaker 2:Creeper Yoshi Luigi and who else is green.
Speaker 3:All right. So you say Yoshi, you say Luigi, who else?
Speaker 2:creeper, creeper. Blanca is Blanca green.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he's from Street Fighter. All right, go with that, you're right.
Speaker 2:Good stuff, yeah, I just didn't know what the other one was. Shit, is that it? No, we have. Oh, we got one.
Speaker 5:You got one, you got one, I got you.
Speaker 4:Put the A shulk Chalk, alright, orin Gerald.
Speaker 2:Claude, claude, they're all human Right.
Speaker 4:I was going to say they were all from like an RPG.
Speaker 2:Well, pick Claude or Orin's, because my other guest. My other guest would be Sonic, spyro, raccoon and Rapture. They're all kind of not human yeah right Spyro Sonic Raccoon Rapture.
Speaker 4:We're doing Okay.
Speaker 3:Is what we're going with.
Speaker 4:Yeah, who's Rapture yeah?
Speaker 1:correct Rapture.
Speaker 2:Okay, two of them. I thought it was more of an animal, oh he's just I'm not really sure.
Speaker 3:And again you guys did another 5050. Nice, Two of them are connected to each other and the other two are connected to each other.
Speaker 1:I think Sonic and Spyro are connected.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but I don't know with what.
Speaker 1:All tired maybe. So I don't know, I don't fucking know.
Speaker 4:What is Claude from?
Speaker 2:Claude would be fucking Final Fantasy 16. Right, but that's Clyde. That's Clyde yeah, wrong name.
Speaker 3:I've thrown some obscure ones in here just to mess with y'all.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4:Who the fuck's this, Orin Shulk?
Speaker 2:Geralt Shulk is in Xenoblade Shulk.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 4:And Mitsuguri.
Speaker 3:Mitsurugi.
Speaker 4:Mitsurugi.
Speaker 3:You're right, those are sword players.
Speaker 1:Hey, hey, hey Okay.
Speaker 4:Okay.
Speaker 3:So so we still have Bright, raccoon, rapture, sonic, silent, altair, spyro and Claude.
Speaker 4:What is Claude from?
Speaker 1:You completely got me.
Speaker 4:I'm going to say Silent Rapture, Silent Rapture.
Speaker 2:I'll let you guys think about it and I'm going to clean this up.
Speaker 3:What's your cat do puke.
Speaker 2:I hope you already took the headset off. I remember looking at ass, though Look at that fucking ass. Look at that oh my God, look at that ass crack.
Speaker 1:Don't be. I don't know where Claude is from. This is why you should subscribe to the fans Leigh. So you just see that ass. Dude. Your face is so bright right now I'm going to go get him Dude your face is so bright right now, Markey, when you leaned in.
Speaker 2:Bright, silent or.
Speaker 1:Adjective Spyro Dragon. Just non-human characters maybe. Maybe Silent and Bright.
Speaker 2:Is Rapture an adjective? I Get bright, you have sorry, or or verb or I don't know what. Those fucking what they called in English. But you have bright and silent. Is it in the same category? The English language because he's a fucking English teacher is like rapture, silent, bright, and he would use a fucking big word like Altier. I don't know. That seems right to me.
Speaker 1:Both being video game connections, though I'm thinking Altier like from assassin's.
Speaker 4:Creed, I'll have to. Oh, they are video game.
Speaker 2:I don't know, we're pretty sure Sonic and Spyro goes together. I Don't know what the fuck Claude is, so maybe he goes with.
Speaker 4:Altier was from. Go on assassin's Creed.
Speaker 2:Murky said that I'm like fucking a minute and a half ago.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it was not paying attention to anything you were saying.
Speaker 1:Fuck you his cloud also from he was just like he's fucking stupid. I'm not paying attention to him. What do you? I don't know who fuck Claude is. I don't know what is he driving? The fucking clue.
Speaker 3:Sorry about that. Driver likes to steal food from the other cats and when he overeats he pukes.
Speaker 1:I'm thinking that raccoon.
Speaker 3:Have a contend to conclusions.
Speaker 2:No, we're fucking stupid. Let's go raccoon Sonic Spyro those two can't be in the same category. You fucked up already because he said we 50, 50 not too long ago, and raccoon, sonic and Spyro were all there. So if two were in one and two were in the other, those three can't be together.
Speaker 4:Yeah, but maybe Sonic and raccoon are together and Spyro and Claude are together, bitch.
Speaker 2:That's, that's not what he said. Do it anyway, put Claude in and have him tell you that I was right.
Speaker 3:We go with this. Yeah, yeah, three of them are connected. You are one away.
Speaker 1:Hmm.
Speaker 2:Yeah, which one of the Sonic Spyro raccoon didn't belong together? Probably Sonic Spyro Claude Altier, sonic Spyro Claude.
Speaker 1:They're characters in a game. It's not Altier, it's maybe. No, they're all characters in a game. Submit that shit.
Speaker 3:Characters who die when they touch water, ha.
Speaker 4:Oh well, who the fuck is Claude?
Speaker 3:though, yeah, grand Theft Auto 3. Grand Theft Auto 3, that's the name of the protagonist.
Speaker 4:Okay, yeah, then raccoon silent rapture right.
Speaker 2:I'm not even sure what this category is. You might as well just hit submit. What is it?
Speaker 3:Poor cities. You fucker City rapture silent hill if you to put silent hill.
Speaker 2:I might have fucking picked it up.
Speaker 3:The thing is is you can't put in two words, it only allows you to do one.
Speaker 2:Yeah, remember, whenever I said those first three were wrong, one of them was wrong in it. You know, look, fucking I was right. The guest tells us we, we did it. Fuck, yeah, are they?
Speaker 3:more, I mean I can create more.
Speaker 2:You should just do an entire podcast of us being stupid with this All right, we can also look up at, like I. Was there one that's official for today? Right, so we got. We'll just do this last one and we'll believe. Well, we got, box duck lit, stick bow, bow wrapping fire message, tight, strike, match, charm, block card, swipe break. Did I break your brain when I went backwards on the last?
Speaker 3:row yeah.
Speaker 1:Match swipe lit fire.
Speaker 3:All right.
Speaker 2:Fire lit, match swipe. Okay, I see what you're doing stuff to delight a fire.
Speaker 5:How about?
Speaker 2:how about? How about box, bow, break, block words that begin with a, b, b, no, fuck where the shot, you know?
Speaker 1:box. Oh okay, good yeah, good yeah.
Speaker 4:January or.
Speaker 3:Are you cheating? Oh, that's just today.
Speaker 4:Okay, what are? What's our clue for the connection?
Speaker 3:We don't know, there are all fucking words.
Speaker 2:Look at the fucking words and figure it the fuck out. These seem a little hard right.
Speaker 4:Block oh.
Speaker 3:Hey, what, which ones we're saying is it? I like to break, break, strike.
Speaker 1:Strike.
Speaker 4:Swipe.
Speaker 2:Nope, yeah, how about? How about box bow, box bow wrapping? I was, would you say box bow wrapping card. Yeah, I was gonna do that. Or message gift giving accessories.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna say fire Lit, strike sick and tight.
Speaker 2:What's your reasoning means cool, you motherfucker nice so.
Speaker 1:Wipe message Strike swipe break, wait, wait. Didn't you try that?
Speaker 4:already I got one. I got one arm message swipe match.
Speaker 2:Oh, this is dating oh.
Speaker 4:Block, it's got to be block. Match message, swipe, yeah, dating app action.
Speaker 3:So then we got duck strike, charm and break.
Speaker 2:And that is those would have duck Strike, charm Break. Do we want to? What would they have?
Speaker 3:a D&D fucking actions.
Speaker 2:No, those aren't D&D options, because fuck you, everything's a D&D. Yeah, you're goddamn right is just hit some minutes, probably just actions you can take.
Speaker 5:Lucky break.
Speaker 2:Okay, okay, god damn it.
Speaker 6:I got a mud.
Speaker 2:Alright, do we end this thing nice.
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Speaker 4:Now fuck you, they won't hear it until it's up there.
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Speaker 4:Oh, eat my ass instead.
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