Ever wondered just how wild and unpredictable podcasting can get? We’re diving into the deep end with a laugh-out-loud episode that explores the absurdity and hilarity of our podcasting journey. We venture into everything from the inevitable frustrations of rapidly evolving tech to the madness that ensues when a new microphone is released the week after you just purchased a so-called 'latest model'.
Prepare yourself for banter that borders on the absurd as we explore the zany world of podcasting and its myriad unexpected detours. We take you on a journey of a crazy night involving a 10 foot tall man, drugs, and some intense football discussions about everything from the Buffalo Bills fan base to the 2006 Chicago Bears season. We also navigate through the quirkier topics like the bro code, independent city living and even the colorful world of Power Rangers.
And just when you think it can't get any more wild, we crank up the nostalgia dial, reminiscing about our high school days, senior college experiences and the bizarre trends of Pokemon Red and Blue. We even take a comical look at our own transformations over the years and bring the laughs full circle as we discuss the next season of ADHD After Dark and the joys of adulting. So strap in, listeners, because we're ending this season with a bang! It's goodbye for now, but hey, the future is looking mighty intriguing.
Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd
Ever wondered just how wild and unpredictable podcasting can get? We’re diving into the deep end with a laugh-out-loud episode that explores the absurdity and hilarity of our podcasting journey. We venture into everything from the inevitable frustrations of rapidly evolving tech to the madness that ensues when a new microphone is released the week after you just purchased a so-called 'latest model'.
Prepare yourself for banter that borders on the absurd as we explore the zany world of podcasting and its myriad unexpected detours. We take you on a journey of a crazy night involving a 10 foot tall man, drugs, and some intense football discussions about everything from the Buffalo Bills fan base to the 2006 Chicago Bears season. We also navigate through the quirkier topics like the bro code, independent city living and even the colorful world of Power Rangers.
And just when you think it can't get any more wild, we crank up the nostalgia dial, reminiscing about our high school days, senior college experiences and the bizarre trends of Pokemon Red and Blue. We even take a comical look at our own transformations over the years and bring the laughs full circle as we discuss the next season of ADHD After Dark and the joys of adulting. So strap in, listeners, because we're ending this season with a bang! It's goodbye for now, but hey, the future is looking mighty intriguing.
Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd
We're going to say, oh, I'll blow out, ease back one and two. You know how dare pizza hut knock while Zeno's trying to help record the most educational fucking most educational podcast on the fucking net dude.
Speaker 2:Everybody make fun of me now.
Speaker 3:You fucking bitch. You ask motherfucker.
Speaker 4:Like I can't fucking believe you, ben.
Speaker 3:You know, I would just walk out on us like that and the race of shit you were saying as you were doing it, I didn't know you could go up with 30 different ways.
Speaker 2:How could you do that? On the season finale of the podcast.
Speaker 1:You guys know you're horrible at talking shit.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's like when we're on the spot. Fucking awful dude, I, I've had a big dick piece of shit.
Speaker 1:Glasses wearing motherfucker with a great GPA whenever you went to school. How's it feel having to duct tape? How's it feel after duct tape your dick every day? Coco, your dad's dead, I feel great about.
Speaker 2:I was like well, that was hardly like I thought really good about myself. And then it all came crashing down there at the end.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it was fucked up.
Speaker 1:I would say that your friends, you know, I actually fucking like him.
Speaker 2:Oh, wow, she's starting to come out, he's just mad because I got super salty and started making a bunch of dead mom jokes on Sunday. That shit was doing dead dad jokes. That'd be hilarious.
Speaker 3:Yeah, do it, I'm JDF, died.
Speaker 4:Marquis said how's it feel to be a part of the dead parents club or dead dad club or something like that he did. He did say that you write you write.
Speaker 2:So we got rejected on our only fans.
Speaker 4:Yeah, because you're not ready for this.
Speaker 2:So we have to provide proper, we have to provide our IDs and apparently your ID was not good enough.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and I messaged them about it and apparently it's because there was a glare in the top left. I'll be right back One of the letters.
Speaker 2:Nice Get fucked. Who just said I'll be right back?
Speaker 3:It was Zeno.
Speaker 2:OK, shit on Zeno now Fucking loser, big fucking dick having motherfucker.
Speaker 3:Imagine actually having a penis that could make somebody come, because I can't.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he still couldn't keep a girl.
Speaker 2:No, you want to say that when he comes back? Nope, I'm just going to tell Zeno to listen to the first fucking five minutes of the podcast.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that was. That was good. It was fucking terrible that you won't say it to his face, though. How?
Speaker 1:dare you.
Speaker 2:I'm going to say it when you get better, because that's a piece of shit move if you don't say it to his face.
Speaker 1:I need you to ask him how it feels to have a dick that can make a female come and then.
Speaker 2:OK, yeah.
Speaker 5:Let's do it OK.
Speaker 2:Let's do it.
Speaker 5:So, I'll wait until my story.
Speaker 2:So my shit after that, and then we have to figure out what to do for the rest of the podcast, because I don't know, this is well.
Speaker 3:you said you have a fucking story.
Speaker 2:A 10 minute story.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's got to carry us a whole entire hour dude Because. I'm carrying us.
Speaker 2:That is how this has been carrying my city skyline skiers with the goddamn thumbnails. They are genius, they're stupid and genius Lil loves.
Speaker 3:Like I spent so much time trying to think of what to do for the most recent one. That was like fucking, I'm just going to make it stupid. No, send it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean, but that works. And then, once you figure out what to do, it doesn't seem like it takes you that long to do it.
Speaker 3:You know what I just realized is coming out tomorrow? What, oh God? The new saw movie and the Paw Patrol movie. Oh is this going to?
Speaker 2:be, Is this going to be another fucking Isabel from Animal Crossing and fucking Doom crossover or Barbenheimer, if you remember that, like Barbie and Oppenheimer came out sometime. Yeah.
Speaker 4:Yeah, Last season of Power Rangers comes out tomorrow too.
Speaker 3:And does.
Speaker 5:And are they like?
Speaker 3:completely ending Power Rangers, or are they just doing like a whole new thing that's not in the same cannon?
Speaker 4:Brand new reboot. Hey, that's what I thought. Hey, Zeno, what's?
Speaker 2:it like to have a dick that can make a woman come.
Speaker 4:You know, it's a blessing, yet a curse, and still couldn't give a girlfriend though, yeah.
Speaker 2:We made him say it. He fucking made the joke. He made the joke while you were away and we're like you got to say it to his face Now. We literally were just talking about this.
Speaker 3:I mean we couldn't should talk Murphy behind his back.
Speaker 4:Right, right, but Murphy's for his shit Can.
Speaker 1:Oh, I said, I said to you he did.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we made him say originally he was going to bitch out, and then we were like no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 1:I don't want to hurt his feeling. That's where the line is Murphy.
Speaker 3:That's where the line is.
Speaker 1:I doubt it.
Speaker 2:So here's my dry ice.
Speaker 1:I didn't drink enough.
Speaker 2:Here's my short story. So you know how I bought this new microphone, the SM7B. That's been out since I looked at 2001. It's been out. Yeah, guess who came out with a new microphone yesterday?
Speaker 4:That's better than this one. That's fantastic.
Speaker 2:That's how it always is, though you get something like this it was 22 years and they decided to come out with a new one a week after I bought all this shit.
Speaker 3:Yeah, because they knew they were watching your purchases and the moment you did, they're like fuck this.
Speaker 2:I bought a new one. And guess what I'm doing? I'm returning all of this shit back to Amazon.
Speaker 4:Really yeah.
Speaker 2:And it's going to be cheaper because I don't have to buy the external lifter that's down here and the fucking microphone and all that stuff, because the Go XLR isn't good enough to fucking boost it without having some white noise on it. So I had to buy a lifter and this one, the thing that they invented. In it they put the fucking preamp built into the mic, which means now I don't have to have this fucking fucking thing right here on the desk anymore.
Speaker 2:It's only been there for a little bit and I only have to have one cord Fucking Jesus Christ, and there's my dick. Here's what I was like you fucking serious, you guys suck. So now I got to fix my mic or my camera so it looks, looks right. But yeah, so I just basically refunded everything to Amazon. I'm getting six hundred dollars in the bank, nice, the new stuff is five hundred and thirty total, so seventy dollars cheaper to buy it by the new one it released fucking yesterday, yesterday yesterday two thousand and one.
Speaker 2:It came out twenty two fucking years.
Speaker 3:Wait, hold on Pause. Is this the thing you're going to talk about for ten minutes?
Speaker 2:Yes, this is all I have.
Speaker 3:This is the thing, this is the I said bare minimum ten minutes.
Speaker 1:This is nowhere.
Speaker 2:Bare minimum you want to keep talking about it, can you?
Speaker 3:actually talk about just being upset about buyers remorse for ten.
Speaker 2:I don't know. I was pretty upset about a mott champ on Pokemon United on fucking Monday for about 20 minutes. Yeah, Mercky, how does your butthole feel after that?
Speaker 1:I like it, mercky don't like it he was like.
Speaker 2:I'm going to go to fucking bed. I don't want to be a part of this.
Speaker 1:I'm getting off like I'm so over this.
Speaker 2:At one point. At one point I said I was going to burn down an orphanage, and then Mercky was just like, oh, that's rough. And I was like, well, at least nobody's going to care. I was super fucking salty.
Speaker 4:Pretty sure he said something about they don't have a mom like you too, or something like that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, I said something like that, pretty sure that wasn't there. They don't have a mom like you and they don't have a dad like me, so in a way we're pretty dark. Yeah, I was, I was fucking upset all because this guy, he was AFK and and but like not any, like move just enough to not not have not AFK in the sense of just sitting in base.
Speaker 2:He would stay up front to make it look like he was doing stuff and then he would run back to base like when danger came and I was like you can't be a level four at like two minutes left, or like five minutes left to right.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was like this is fucking right. This is somebody like just putting hours on the way and count and they're going to sell it later. That's what it felt like. I reported them, I got my points back and set a bunch of stuff and then was super angry. The next match was a racist. No, it was not. I don't think so. I was. I have audio.
Speaker 3:This is otherwise Hold on. I have a clip.
Speaker 2:I'm a racist, I deserve to be killed. I mean, anything could be be weird, out of context, because Meg called me toxic and racist and I went. I guess I'm a racist, I deserve to be killed.
Speaker 1:And racist. What the fuck.
Speaker 2:Yep, that one, yeah, that one that was also the night that that was also the night that that Meg started her antidepressants again, and had alcohol at the same time, which is not a good combo.
Speaker 3:Meg, I know you don't listen to us. We're talking about it.
Speaker 1:I was like I know you don't, yeah, that's probably better. That one Gazz is honestly better. She doesn't.
Speaker 2:I know she doesn't listen to this, but Gazz was like telling me she's like she's got to be making it up. There's no way she gets that that bad. And I was like I don't know. It seemed pretty fucking real to me. And then then I was just like Meg, like were you actually that drunk? She's like yeah, I was like did you take any medicine? And she goes I took my antidepressants and I was like that explains a lot.
Speaker 4:I don't fucking do it.
Speaker 2:It's like well, no wonder why two fucking small cans of apple cider fucking made it sound like you did 17 shots of tequila in an hour.
Speaker 4:And she's just a tiny and she's like fucking 100 pounds.
Speaker 2:She's itty, itty. I was like yeah, don't do that again.
Speaker 4:Before I forget the place that we usually meet up at the arcade ship. They have mini golf now.
Speaker 2:The bro adventure.
Speaker 4:I do that.
Speaker 2:Mm, hmm, mm, hmm. When do they put that in and where did they put that in at?
Speaker 4:It's outside.
Speaker 2:Oh, so we're not going to be doing that until like next year.
Speaker 4:I mean, we could still do it this year.
Speaker 2:I have to come up there.
Speaker 4:Exactly.
Speaker 2:OK, when and.
Speaker 5:No.
Speaker 2:It has to be sometime in November. What?
Speaker 3:Anyway. So can we talk about Farah being covered in feces, Because we know he's that Bill's fan, right?
Speaker 4:Wait, I missed it what happened. Well, a bill was arrested. Was that following a bill's game? He was in a porta potty and was just absolutely covered in feces from the porta potty and he was naked and very, very drunk.
Speaker 2:Interesting Farah. What are you doing nowadays? Yeah, how was the man.
Speaker 4:Oh, quite short. I think his name was Joey.
Speaker 2:Joey, I thought you were going to make a joke and say it was like six foot. Maybe I had that far, huh.
Speaker 3:But here's the thing Alcohol, LSD and marijuana were involved.
Speaker 2:I don't know a lot about drug interactions, but those three together sound like you're in for a fucking ride. Oh yeah.
Speaker 4:Left ass the next time we see him.
Speaker 3:The one thing that says that it wasn't Farah is apparently the guy was 29. But I think maybe they thought because of his height they kind of chucked off a few.
Speaker 4:Yeah, they probably were, like this guy's pretty young. It's hard to tell someone's age when they're covered in feces too, right, right.
Speaker 2:Yeah. I can't imagine trying to do that. I check.
Speaker 3:The dues scaled a 10 foot. Oh, and apparently cocaine was also involved. I'm reading a little Christ?
Speaker 2:Did he do heroin to wait? Maybe? Maybe all those drugs combined in your system just make heroin?
Speaker 3:Because, according to this, he was drinking heavily, took LSD, cocaine and marijuana in his system.
Speaker 2:Who the fuck is this guy and he's a 10 foot, then a very rich person as a friend who let him get a little bit too carried away in his penthouse. That's what happened here. Right, right, right, totally.
Speaker 1:You're probably not far off actually.
Speaker 2:Like there's no way that some random bills fan In a porta potty covered in feces had access to all of those drugs, I would say all of them except the cocaine.
Speaker 4:Cocaine's I'm surprised the bills fan at all would be able to like, before any reputation yet to even get those drugs.
Speaker 3:Let's be honest, they're not the most prestigious New York fan base On the door. Well. I know there's more than one bills fan than Farha listening right now. But let's be honest when you think the Buffalo Bills, you think that fan base has a shit ton of money to them.
Speaker 1:The no, because they spend it all on fucking tables so they can jump through them.
Speaker 3:Exactly they.
Speaker 2:they are the people that grow up in the backyard west Replace the ones they broke.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh, dude Like, have you ever seen footage of a fucking rowdy bills tailgate?
Speaker 3:Yes they are insane, insane of rowdy bills tailgate.
Speaker 2:Don't they always lose, though? No, bills are actually good. Are they good? I don't watch, they're actually not a bad team. Yeah, the bills are actually good.
Speaker 1:Bill sucks, though. Oh, the motherfucking dog shit team and the league, the bears, the bears, I don't know. Fuck you guys, piece of shit.
Speaker 3:I didn't say anything, dude.
Speaker 1:You wanted to slug.
Speaker 2:What makes you so upset that the bears are bad?
Speaker 1:Because they've been my favorite team since I was like fucking five.
Speaker 2:But why?
Speaker 1:Because I was a child and I liked bears and I thought I thought the bears were cool, I thought the Panthers were cool. You know why? Because it was bears and fucking Panthers. You know what You're stupid. You know what I think. Now that was dumb. In all fairness, though, any team I would pick at the top, I'm like I'm going to have some up, you're going to have some ups and down, right, right, you know. Oh six was a great year for the Chicago Bears. You know why? Because our defense was great. You know what it is now Dog shit. You know what? Because everything about the team sucks. We're fucking awful, from the goddamn players to the fucking upper management. We are fucking God. It was oh six when they went to the Super Bowl, when we went to the Super Bowl and lost to the sheriff Peyton Manning.
Speaker 2:Yes, you know I'm going to be honest, this is the first. This year was when I learned that Chicago had a football team. I did not know that the Bears existed.
Speaker 3:You like, I'm not even that big in the football and I knew that they had a football team.
Speaker 4:But to be fair, coco is from PA, not from around here, so I am from here grew up with the, the Steelers, I guess.
Speaker 2:That's pretty much all I ever heard of until, like you know, Steelers and everybody hated the Patriots.
Speaker 4:Yeah, everybody talks about the rivalry of the ships and the fucking Bears, though, around here.
Speaker 3:I mean it could be worse Coco could be a Penguins fan.
Speaker 2:I am a Penguins fan.
Speaker 3:Oh no.
Speaker 2:What's wrong with that?
Speaker 1:You get like the Steelers and the Eagles fucking in a game together. Someone's going to get some fucking teeth now.
Speaker 4:That's true you ever see. One time watch Ben Rapplesberger take a fucking hit, go to the sideline below his nose and, I swear, bone chunks came out of his fucking nose and he went back in the game and played.
Speaker 2:You know I did find a tail raider, and that is all the time in hockey.
Speaker 1:Regen wearing a white fatalis armor set Nice, like one wish I could.
Speaker 4:Wish I could fight fucking white fatalis in this game today, I was going to say, is white fatalis even in like no.
Speaker 2:No, are we talking about Monster Hunter?
Speaker 5:shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I was fucking weebs Dude we got a monster as you fucking watch your tongue.
Speaker 2:What are you going?
Speaker 1:to do about it. I'll come fucking put in your butt. Yeah, you're going to.
Speaker 2:You're going to hardly seem.
Speaker 4:Feel like that's a threat to Coco.
Speaker 2:You're going to touch my butt, markey, I feel like I believe it.
Speaker 1:I see it, and while I'm doing it, I'm going to rip all the hair out of your cheeks. Oh, that doesn't sound pleasurable. We used to do that as like a form of I guess you call it hazing, If that's the worst you get for hazing like.
Speaker 2:I don't think that's a form of hazing. I think that might be considered fucking a torture crime.
Speaker 1:It wasn't on, we didn't reveal their but cheeks. But we go up and catch somebody and kind of put him like someone of a full Nelson position and like body lock him and then someone else comes up and just grabs their ankles and holds them, targets their body and then you rub in a circular Fucking way with like your palm and it knots up all of the hair where you're doing it at Tomorrow.
Speaker 2:Markey is going to be recruited by the CIA for torture techniques.
Speaker 1:Yeah, and then you start to rip out all the chunks of hair Markey over here, violating the Geneva Conventions. That's a Geneva suggestion.
Speaker 2:What Markey?
Speaker 4:that might be the smartest thing you've ever fucking said. Oh yeah, Mm hmm.
Speaker 1:Are you sure?
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:What's the smartest thing that you think you've said, Markey?
Speaker 1:Not a lot. That's what I'm saying. The bar is pretty low.
Speaker 2:That was a pretty smart sentence you said there, Markey.
Speaker 1:A lot Wait, wait wait, Leave, leave leave, leave. Now what?
Speaker 2:I'm not sure, I'm not sure, I'm not sure, I'm not sure, I'm not sure, I don't know what this is why we need to take a break. We're running out of ideas, of shit to talk about. Right?
Speaker 1:We need a month for stupid stuff to happen. We'll give the finale of season two everybody.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah. How long are we breaking for until we feel like it? Pretty much A month, maybe two months.
Speaker 2:Month, maybe two, probably something like that.
Speaker 4:Maybe a few days.
Speaker 2:No, it's because Markey's got to go Maybe.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, markey's got to go do the shit and stuff at the place.
Speaker 3:And Markey, God damn it. Markey, Markey even there he's muted his microphone because he's a pussy, because he's a bitch. No daddy does?
Speaker 4:He's not home yet. We were talking about how you were a bitch.
Speaker 5:I thought you said you were in the whole.
Speaker 4:Lindsay. Oh he's on the phone.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he's talking to the alpha.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I got a little older. I got a little older.
Speaker 3:I got a little older.
Speaker 2:I got a little older, I got a little older, I guess Daddy who wants to hear his phone call.
Speaker 3:I do.
Speaker 2:We need consent from Dusty. Okay, okay, that's good enough. That's good enough. The lawsuit now falls on Markey's shoulder.
Speaker 3:Tell her.
Speaker 1:You love her. What the fuck are you assholes talking about?
Speaker 4:What are you talking about? You're going to start shit, yeah no, when you're trying to engage in your conversation, you rudely left us out. I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:I didn't expect the phone call. Well, nobody ever does.
Speaker 4:It's like a Spanish acquisition.
Speaker 3:Nobody expects it.
Speaker 2:I don't get why that's a thing.
Speaker 3:You've never watched Monty Python. No.
Speaker 2:I've watched it, but I don't understand why it's funny.
Speaker 3:It's just meant to be really stupid. Okay, that's it.
Speaker 4:I watched a live action play of Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Speaker 3:Oh, uh, spam a lot. Yes, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4:It was awesome. I enjoyed it.
Speaker 2:Are we the ones that talked about the reason why it ended the way it did was because they just fucking ran out of money? I can't remember if we talked about that here, if I heard it somewhere else I can't remember.
Speaker 4:I don't think we talked about it here, because I didn't know that before. You just said it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they basically just ran out of money, so the cheapest way to get everything to end was to just have everybody get arrested by the police. Nice, I like it. Mr fucking Knowledge Board over there, can fat check me on it.
Speaker 3:I'm too lazy to. I'm just going to take your opinion. It's.
Speaker 2:What.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't want to.
Speaker 2:You're going to take my opinion and not my facts? Yeah, and he's going to fuck it, yeah.
Speaker 4:All, right, now we repeat that I'm just going to assume that you are correct.
Speaker 2:Maybe I saw something on TikTok.
Speaker 3:Maybe your mom saw it on TikTok, because she's on there, dude.
Speaker 2:Yes, she is.
Speaker 3:Do be on there.
Speaker 2:She is on TikTok, that is a thing.
Speaker 4:I saw the thirst trap. She posted.
Speaker 2:Oh, did you Kind of weird? Did you screenshot it?
Speaker 4:I did. Like maybe not, I just got my roll Literally pulled her butt cheeks apart.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that's crazy yeah.
Speaker 5:Markey it sounds like you got hurt from that.
Speaker 2:Do I need to call Dusty and tell her you were looking at another man's woman?
Speaker 1:Yes, Another kiss you do. Has your mom remarried?
Speaker 2:Yes, oh, dear hell it didn't matter if she was remarried. Now, what do you say, markey? I'm going to fuck your mom. Coco, do it, you're stupid.
Speaker 1:That's going to be my forever revenge on you for being so much smarter than me.
Speaker 2:At least I have a mom that you can fuck.
Speaker 1:You're goddamn right. You're not fucking my dad.
Speaker 2:What.
Speaker 4:Yeah, you're neither of. Coco fucks Rowdy.
Speaker 1:Dude, my dad would fucking beat Coco's ass before Coco ever got to touch him.
Speaker 2:Now here's what I do. I become best friends with your dad and I tell him to hold you down. This will be funny. And then we stick a dildo in your asshole.
Speaker 4:Hey, markey's dad, hold him down, I'm gonna stick my dick in there.
Speaker 2:He kept saying he wanted it, got a fucking. He does Be fair, got to give him oh my God, guess that. Me a video the other day about a dude that gave another dude a rose or something and now he's going to give him some head or something like that. It's broken.
Speaker 1:I was just talking to fucking a. Was that you? I was talking to that, about that yesterday.
Speaker 3:It might have been I might have heard it from you. I just remembered who I heard it from. No me, and you were in here. I might have just heard it from you yesterday.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I told you.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna give you a rose, Markey.
Speaker 1:Yeah, the guy, he's in the store. He walks up this guy and he gives him a rose. And he's like oh my God, thanks, man. The guy's like, yeah, dude, did you know that most men don't receive flowers until their funeral? And the guy's like, wow, man, that's really thought-provoking and this is awesome. I'd really like to give you a little head for this. And the guy's like what? He's like yeah, you gotta be flowers. I think I should reward you by giving you a little head. The dude gave me the flowers like no man, I'm good. And the guy's like it starts getting aggressive. He's like no man, let me give you a little fucking head. Dude, you gotta be flowers. Come on. And they start like not fighting or anything. They end up just pushing each other, fucking.
Speaker 1:Another dude comes up. He's like what's going on? I try to break it up first. He's like he came up and gave me this rose and I just want to give him a little fucking head. And he won't let me. And the guy's like what the fuck man, you want to give me a little fucking head? You gave him flowers Like it's bro code, you got to let him give you a little fucking head. And the guy's like no, one's fucking giving me a head.
Speaker 1:And another dude shows up. He's like what's going on here, guys? The guy's like well, this fucking guy gave me these fucking flowers for this fucking rose and I want to give him a little bit of head. He won't let me. And the new guy's like man, what the fuck, dude, let me give you a little head. And he's like no, no.
Speaker 1:And then the last guy walked in. He's like you know what, guys, I have a way to fix this. Like oh, and he whips a rose out and gives it to like the second dude that walked up. And the guy's like wow, this is awesome. And the guy's like, yeah, did you know? Most men don't receive flowers ever until their funeral? He's like wow, I really want to give you a little bit of head. He's like that sounds great. And then the first dude's like can I fucking give you a little bit of head too? He's like yeah, and then they start berating the first dude that didn't want his dick sucked in the grocery store and they leave. And I'm assuming that the guy got a little head Just a little head.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so I'm going to, I'm going to give him a rose, and then he has to give me a little head.
Speaker 3:Just a little, not a lot.
Speaker 2:It's not in the bro code.
Speaker 1:I mean, I know you've grabbed, like my dick and balls all at once. I want to know what happens Like when I grab a whole year of dick and balls or did I the one time that I was probably going to? Fucking grow. And you just looked me in the fucking eyes.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah, we were carrying my, we were carrying something in and we were like face to face, like real close, and I reached my hand underneath the thing that we were carrying and just went to you and you were just like Because you couldn't do anything. I only did it for like a little bit that I backed up, because I was like anymore and it's fucking sexual assaults anymore.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it's like a time limit on sexual assault now. I mean it's under five seconds. It's not sexual assault.
Speaker 2:I mean, you pumped my asshole, I touched your balls. We're kind of even. Do you feel you were sexually?
Speaker 4:assaulted Merckin.
Speaker 1:I mean not that time. I think maybe the time I was drinking and he just straight up looked me in the eye with my dick and my balls in his hand. I was drinking too.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think that was also the same night that you fucked me in your bed. Yeah, oh yeah, the clothes were odd, but he definitely fucking picked me up on my legs. I was like oh my God, Dusty, Is this what he?
Speaker 1:does to you I feel his weeder on my teeth.
Speaker 4:He was getting in there, yeah dude You're wearing shorts too.
Speaker 1:Well, that's like the new UFC middleweight champion, sean Strickland Dude's kind of like he's a PR nightmare, but he just says it. However, fucking is fucked up. That's mine, thanks to you. He always talks about his dad beating him and shit like thanks his dad for beating the shit out of him as a kid During press conferences.
Speaker 2:Thanks, dad, for absolutely destroying my butthole.
Speaker 1:He's like dad. Without you, I wouldn't be here winning these fights, because you just fucking beat the fuck out of me every day and dot dot dot. Thank God for fucking trauma and all this kind of shit.
Speaker 2:Meanwhile he learns that the statute of limitation on those charges is a lot longer than fucking his fucking life. His pop gets put in jail for child abuse.
Speaker 1:And he there's. This video just came out where he's back at his gym with some other UFC fighters and like retired guys and shit, and he's wearing a shirt and the shirt says sounds gay. And the gay is in huge fucking letters and there's just a bunch of dots and says like in little tiny letters, I'm in, sounds gay, I'm in. This guy is not getting a fucking like PR nightmare, it is a layer probably just as bad as a PR nightmare.
Speaker 4:I broke my back Like what happened to your back. Is it like a disc or a spinal spinal.
Speaker 2:My back is broken, but.
Speaker 5:I'm going to win.
Speaker 1:You're also talking about the dude. That, in the prime, is what face to face with any man and literally beat the fuck out of them and fuck them and there'd be nothing that you could do to stop it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, watch until it's over eventually.
Speaker 1:Mike Tyson in prime, in his prime in a prison cell with any other man walking the face of the earth.
Speaker 2:I'm taking Mike Tyson to fuck the other dude I got a question like in his prime if they had a, if they, if they were tribe people and they would put them either, you know, like for Super nonviolent crimes, like, like stuff that people are going to like get out in like a year, two years, stuff, like that, if they would be like you either could fight Mike Tyson and get out or you can spend two years in jail. Is it Mike Tyson now? Mike Tyson, when he could fuck you up.
Speaker 1:Okay, isn't it still? Fuck you up.
Speaker 2:Is it an actual?
Speaker 1:Fight or is it fucking just like a straight up, like you're going to fist fight but you can't kick. There's no takedowns, it's only using your hands. Like you can only punch each other, are you?
Speaker 4:suggesting you would take down Mike Tyson.
Speaker 1:I'm suggesting that he never wrestled before in his life and the only everything he did was box. I would fucking probably just get knocked flat the fuck out. There's like a point zero five percent chance that fucking maybe I could take him down. Who knows?
Speaker 2:I'm just going to say, like you're punching to death and no kicking in the balls.
Speaker 1:All right. So no eye gouges, no kicks in the balls, but like anything goes other than that. Yeah, that's the only way out of that you have is if you could possibly take him down and try to submit him. Yeah, good fucking look, getting in inside on Mike Tyson and not catching an uppercut that dislocates your jaw.
Speaker 2:Yeah, insurance isn't going to cover the hospital bill too, if you lose. Yeah, Right.
Speaker 1:If it was like a, if you could wrestle in shit, I would say, then it would be like John Jones, like John Jones is going to fuck you in prison and there's nothing you can do to stop it. So would you take that.
Speaker 2:Or would you take the two years in jail?
Speaker 1:Like when I fight John Jones or Mike Tyson to get out immediately. Do I have to win to get out? Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 5:Oh, you have to win yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh no, no, because I know you're not winning. I'm not taking a one, a billion shot to go get my jaw broken and then have to stay in jail for fucking two years with a broken ass job.
Speaker 4:That insurance won't fix. Have to suck bubbles dick.
Speaker 2:with a break he comes out of jail looking like, looking like his jaws off to the left over here and he sounds like this when he's talking. I thought I could take that I thought.
Speaker 4:I could beat Mike.
Speaker 2:Tyson, but instead he broke my face. You see, see what happened.
Speaker 1:Oh damn it. Somebody fucking post 70 Otto Garron, who never be able to eat soup ever again.
Speaker 2:There is, oh you just you just stick a straw straight down your your tube and fucking get a little mini vacuum motor and just hell yeah, a reverse stomach pump. Just reverse the polarity on the stomach pump motor, then you can feed yourself that way.
Speaker 1:There, you go If you're only allowed cream corn.
Speaker 2:No, you're only allowed uncrimmed corn.
Speaker 4:Uncreme your.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you got to wait for fucking me to cream it, baby, oh yeah, do it, you fuck. I'm sorry guys, I'm super fucking sober right now, so I'm trying to get into podcast. Well, we're an hour early.
Speaker 2:We are an hour, we're not a normal thing, I mean at least you're not getting pissed off at us for your own idea. I mean smoked what do you mean you haven't smoked yet? You smoked before the podcast, did I?
Speaker 1:Yes, you made me wait Barely. No, not a cigarette, I'm talking fucking, oh, the Michigan tobacco. You know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 2:We eat everybody. That wasn't clear.
Speaker 1:I mean, fuck dude, if I go to fucking Seattle or some shit, I could go to heroin in the street. No one would fucking believe twice, is it a little bit?
Speaker 2:You could also do that in Elkhart though. Yeah, the cops don't appreciate it, but I feel like the cops don't appreciate heroin in general.
Speaker 4:Generally not, I mean depends on where you're at.
Speaker 1:No, it was Portland that, like they sectioned off their own fucking bullshit, was it? That was definitely not Seattle.
Speaker 2:But you're talking about whenever they like shut down a section of the city and just took it over, and the cops are just like, yeah, I guess we're not going to work there, we're staying the fuck out of there. Oh how did that work for them? Is it still it's on independent city, or did the cops finally?
Speaker 3:come back because, remember, if they did or not, I had never heard anything.
Speaker 2:I'm just going to assume that that section of the city as a society just died because it just lost all sorts of fucking functionality.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, probably because everyone got tired of being there because there was so much shit on the fucking sidewalks.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because nobody was coming in to do anything. All the city services were shut down, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they said yeah, fuck that. Why are you going there when they literally like you come in here there's no fucking laws? Like do whatever you want. Like that doesn't sound fucking great to me.
Speaker 4:Do you want to do it.
Speaker 1:Would I go to Portland and go live in the little crime free fucking area? Yeah. The top area unlawful fucking area yeah, no. Why the fuck would I do that?
Speaker 4:Sounds like a good time.
Speaker 2:Sounds like a pretty terrible idea.
Speaker 1:Let me go live in this tent on a fucking street corner and shit in the road. You don't have to live there.
Speaker 4:I was asking if you'd visit Now. No, no, no, no way with some anarchy.
Speaker 3:No, no, because nobody said you actually had to live there.
Speaker 4:Would you do it? Would I? Yeah, no, I value my life, but I know. That's why that's the one. That's the argument I heard, that's the best argument I've heard for this. I'm saying that's why I have the high GPA.
Speaker 1:Right, right right right, right.
Speaker 3:I love the game that we can probably do to fill up some of our time that I thought of.
Speaker 2:Okay, all right.
Speaker 3:Zeno is going to have to be my co-host for this, though, because I feel like otherwise he has an unfair advantage.
Speaker 4:I like this game already.
Speaker 3:All right, so I'm sending Zeno. I'm not I'm sorry God, what I say. Zeno, I'm sending murky and Coco website that is in our group chat. Okay.
Speaker 1:Let me get off of.
Speaker 3:I forgot. You have to put the HTTPS in front of it for discord, and this is going to be our room.
Speaker 2:What are we doing, we doing, so I don't need to do this.
Speaker 3:No, no you just go Like you can still log in and everything to see who buzzes in. Sorry folks, we're just getting this thing set up, so we sound like Pee Wee Herman just on. You really did, did I? Just without masturbating in a theater.
Speaker 2:Did he do that? Yeah, dude.
Speaker 4:You did indeed.
Speaker 2:God damn. Do you see why I laughed?
Speaker 4:You do the laugh again Close. It was close, yeah, close.
Speaker 3:If you really tried, your real laugh could turn into a Pee Wee Herman laugh.
Speaker 2:I don't even know what a Pee Wee. Herman laughs. What are we doing? It says oh, can he not see my name?
Speaker 1:No, I mean, I can use my name.
Speaker 2:No, what is your name?
Speaker 1:Xenos cock.
Speaker 4:Oh well, that's a winner.
Speaker 2:That's not what mine is.
Speaker 4:All right, what's?
Speaker 2:yours Still has a mom.
Speaker 4:I'm going to grab a drink.
Speaker 3:I'm ready to you know if I'm going to host this, I'm also grab myself a stiff drink. I'll be here back.
Speaker 2:I'm going to grab a drink too. It's going to be silence. Wait, are you? You're the only one left, Marky.
Speaker 1:I'll be here.
Speaker 2:Okay, just just be here. Just be your own stuff. Don't be racist.
Speaker 1:I've never done that. What is up, guys? Far ha crazy fucking, maybe my brother, I don't know. What is up, my fuckers? Oh man, they were right, that is going to be quiet. Hmm, I wonder if there's anything interesting. Well, let's see, let's see. Well, farha, send nudes.
Speaker 3:Farha, absolutely send news, my dude.
Speaker 1:So, oh God, please, I need them like we.
Speaker 3:You may be a short dude, but I'm sure you were probably packing some Eat shmeety, thank God you came back here. It's kind of weird holding a podcast by yourself. Yeah, I was like what's up everybody?
Speaker 1:I was like what's up Farha? I was so crazy. I was like OK.
Speaker 5:Whoops.
Speaker 3:I had to do that one time for Joy six united and it was the most awkward thing, like I had to pick up my cap, put her in front of me and just talk to her, so it felt like I was talking to someone.
Speaker 1:Interesting what happened.
Speaker 3:Marky was trying to hold down the podcast by himself and he was doing good. He asked Joey for news Ruggling.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's what I was doing. Yeah, that was my plan. After a couple of minutes of silence, I was just like all right game plan. Ask everybody who listens for nudes Perfect. Beg them for fucking dudes.
Speaker 2:What did Marky say when we were gone?
Speaker 3:He was asking Joey for nudes.
Speaker 1:I should have put together my own ending for the Owen first. He should have.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, Maybe we'll bring that back in season three.
Speaker 1:I actually did come up with like a fucking fan art, fucking fan made fiction ending for the Owen first.
Speaker 2:today it works as well as Batman. Help us write the Owen verse.
Speaker 3:Oh, he would create a beautiful story.
Speaker 1:All right, here we go, guys. Here's how, here's how it ends.
Speaker 2:Well, he has to take it up from where we're currently at, which is a shit show.
Speaker 3:Oh, because we yeah, it was a shit show from the beginning.
Speaker 2:I mean, I had fucking Bard create the story. I mean, that worked out great. What's now is everything there is canon, so Matt man has to work with everything that we've done so far.
Speaker 4:We did. I sent you that to talk about Bard core. Yes, you did.
Speaker 3:And I sent that Shannon and she was like new obsession.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it was good shit.
Speaker 5:And what's this?
Speaker 2:game that we're doing.
Speaker 3:Hello everybody and welcome to not their ADHD obsession. So our contestants tonight I don't know why I'm stammering Our coder Cocoa, whose current obsession is beating his meat to guard of war porn. Beautiful A checks out. And and Burke daddy, whose current ADHD obsession is back Cocoa and beat my dick to MLP. Well, I was actually going to say monster hunter again, but you know, I hope you're born that, whatever works.
Speaker 4:It's not the time we got to do the game show. You can't be beating your dick right here, right now, right.
Speaker 1:I can't be fucking trying to beat down the ebony Odo Garon either. So, oh my goodness.
Speaker 4:Are you shaking your belly? Is that what's happening over there? Contestant number one you shaking your belly? Oh, are you masturbating your imaginary dick?
Speaker 3:Yeah, imaginary beat that dick. You know, that could be our next game show beat that dick Beat that dick.
Speaker 1:Beat that dick.
Speaker 4:And I'd like to remind everybody too, that this game show is sponsored by wheelchairs for the blind.
Speaker 1:We'll cheers for the one, three C fucking not for profit organization.
Speaker 3:Uh, excuse me, Okay. So how this game show works and why Zeno is not involved, is this one revolves around something called the power Rangers that are two contestants don't know much about. No but because Coco is joining in on the next season of Joysticks United. Surprise, he's going to have to learn some of this shit. Mercury's just along for the ride.
Speaker 4:I'm black and I be the phone a friend option. I want my one.
Speaker 1:I want my one point for knowing who Zordon was. Zordon was like weeks and weeks ago. No, go get it wrong.
Speaker 4:Who is he?
Speaker 1:Oh, who is he? Zordon's the blue guy in the fucking blue pillar of light. What?
Speaker 4:planet. Is he from? You're dead.
Speaker 3:You hold on, because that is actually going to be a question. All right, so here's how things work. We have these buzzers that these boys are going to hit. It's a first come, first serve. Whoever gets a first is able to answer first. When they answer the question, they have a possibility of three points. Now, if they get it wrong, the other person has a chance of stealing it for three points. But if they get it wrong, they still have a chance of one point where Zeno gives them a hint. If they still can't get it after Zeno's hint, they get zero points. Okay, gentlemen, do we have any questions?
Speaker 5:We're going to be so bad, hit me.
Speaker 3:So hit you already, but buzzed in. I didn't hear this. Oh there goes. Now went off.
Speaker 2:Now let me reset your buzzers here Okay. Let me see if I got the sound. Can I hit the buzzer to see if I got the sound? Make you hit your buzzer.
Speaker 1:Go ahead. Okay, I'm hitting it.
Speaker 2:Oh, it doesn't play the sound on my whoa, holy fuck. It doesn't play the sound on my, I mean.
Speaker 1:I'm doing my Jesus. They don't like that. Why is it?
Speaker 3:there it goes, yeah, okay, so it won't be playing sound for Marquis buses, only mine All right, let me just open up a thing for your points, because even fucking get any will talk about you're going to be able to count these points on your motherfucking hand. Yeah, I know, but still and I did I mean this point I meant to score between two people.
Speaker 2:That means less than five.
Speaker 3:So, starting off, gentlemen, make sure you have these ready. Your first question, without any hints, is what is the name of Zordon's home planet?
Speaker 1:I do this point for getting it wrong.
Speaker 3:No yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm just gonna say that, what was it?
Speaker 3:Xenomorph, because they do lots of stuff with Xeno. They don't? That is incorrect.
Speaker 2:You can now have your Xeno. Hint for one point. Follow me. Unlock your buzzers Um, I don't know.
Speaker 3:I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know.
Speaker 4:Um, it's like I want to give a dickish shit.
Speaker 3:Give a dickish shit and dude, fuck these people, um about to fucking use Google His origin planet is similar to his race.
Speaker 1:So I'm not going to answer because I can't say the first thing that came to my mind.
Speaker 2:I can't be murky.
Speaker 3:Whoa.
Speaker 1:Whoa, whoa. You know you're actually the right mind's. A joke for the podcast, you fuck.
Speaker 3:You know, I'm actually giving Coco minus one point for being racist. No, I'll check style murky, you're still at zero, uh.
Speaker 1:Altar. Correct answer yeah, he is from Altar.
Speaker 3:Did you Google that? Yeah, he gives it.
Speaker 1:That's why I wasn't going to answer, because I Google it. I'm not a fucking cheater.
Speaker 3:All right, all right, uh, let me make sure buzzers are open. Okay, next question folks of the original Power Rangers cast, which Ranger you can say? Either the character name or their color was played by a different actor at, excuse me, actor. Actress in the unerred pilot Coco.
Speaker 2:Jason David Frank? I don't know. He's dead now, so that's the only reason I said him.
Speaker 3:That is incorrect. Every answer is still you know what a pilot is right.
Speaker 1:Again, this is which Ranger was played by a different character in the pilot versus the actual TV series. Correct, correct, red Ranger, that is incorrect.
Speaker 3:Fuck you, uh, your Zeno hint, because I'm sure Zeno knows this it was a female Ranger, coco pink. That is incorrect. Murray, have a test to seal.
Speaker 1:It's yellow. You got the point bitch.
Speaker 2:I had a 50 chance and I chose the wrong color. Right you did Was?
Speaker 3:it was pink one. Was. Pink is one of the original.
Speaker 2:Oh good, I didn't say a color, that was an original at least.
Speaker 1:I was like it's pink or yellow and he went pink. For a second I thought, if blue was a check, I'm like blue's not a fucking check.
Speaker 4:Not in the original yeah.
Speaker 1:Not the original.
Speaker 2:Okay, markey, sexist Blue can't be a check yeah.
Speaker 4:Trini was a was portrayed by a different actor before. So what of this?
Speaker 2:information am I going to need on joysticks? So far I haven't all of it.
Speaker 1:All of it, all of it.
Speaker 4:Okay, I'm not going to have the first one.
Speaker 1:What was the whole planet?
Speaker 2:El Toro Close enough.
Speaker 4:Close enough, that's funny.
Speaker 2:What was the first planet? El Tar El? What?
Speaker 4:El Tar El Tar.
Speaker 2:I was close. I had the T in there and the L.
Speaker 3:Yeah, alright. Next question. Next, who is Rita repulses brother. Markey Board said that is incorrect. You was so good.
Speaker 2:I was like oh, I know it. Dawn, that is Don. In correct time for your Trump. I was thinking of man.
Speaker 4:Their name is largely similar, but only one letter is different, I believe.
Speaker 1:What the fuck.
Speaker 4:There is literally a letter difference in between their names.
Speaker 3:Oh, the Coco. Dorita Markey, you have a chance to steal. It's a vowel.
Speaker 1:Stop.
Speaker 2:You got to get. You got to give me props for my funny answer, at least Good.
Speaker 1:I don't fucking know, dude.
Speaker 3:All right, I'm sorry, the answer was Rito. Rito, it's really funny.
Speaker 2:I was going to jokingly say Rito and I said Correct.
Speaker 5:You would have been.
Speaker 2:No, you got to be kidding me. Come on, I was like there's no way. It's Rito, so let's be funny and say Dorita, because that was funnier than Rito. I should have just said it.
Speaker 1:If you said Dorito, would you have gave it to him?
Speaker 4:I thought he did say Dorito.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 4:I said Dorita.
Speaker 2:I did. I just put a D at the beginning of it and said Dorita.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I thought he said Dorito.
Speaker 2:Give me a half a point, being kind of close.
Speaker 1:No, not even, not even happening.
Speaker 4:No, so you're at negative half a point.
Speaker 2:No, just take a point away from me now. Negative two we're playing golf.
Speaker 3:All right, fine. Negative two you got it. The fuck.
Speaker 1:He's still a one, so if I don't answer, I'm not going to lose a point, correct? Yeah?
Speaker 2:You don't have to answer, you don't lose a point either. I asked for the point taken off so I could have a different number than you and be lower.
Speaker 4:Oh good, oh is murky at negative one too.
Speaker 1:No, he's got a solid point Positive one baby.
Speaker 4:Gotcha All right.
Speaker 5:Is it because of Google names.
Speaker 3:Jason, the original red ranger, came back in a later season. As which color?
Speaker 2:Coco, did you say Jason? I'm going to say green.
Speaker 3:That is incorrect. Murky for the steal. What color did Jason, the original red ranger, come back as?
Speaker 1:Just say a fucking color, shut up. I want to say it was black.
Speaker 3:You're so close, but that's still wrong. Xeno hint.
Speaker 1:The dark ranger like what the fuck.
Speaker 3:This color.
Speaker 2:You can't say that, what do?
Speaker 3:you mean.
Speaker 4:So the color is an actual color, but it was not a primary color previously used on the show, so it was not your basic red, blue, yellow, white, green.
Speaker 3:Coco the ranger, you're so close.
Speaker 2:The fucking black and gray Murky just rounded out saying white.
Speaker 1:The white range. I said it wasn't the white. I know it's not because fucking Tommy.
Speaker 4:That's another color, another color.
Speaker 1:So it's not okay if it's not black and it's not gray the old ranger.
Speaker 3:What, what did?
Speaker 1:you say, he said gold ranger.
Speaker 3:Murky gets the point.
Speaker 1:But how can you say that's close?
Speaker 2:You're doing great.
Speaker 1:Ranger knowing motherfucker.
Speaker 2:It's because it was a D, it's because his costume was black with gold accents. How am I supposed to fucking know that golden black aren't the same color? Okay, I swear to God I'm about to start yelling at you, like I did that by champ the other day.
Speaker 1:I know I watch like the very first season fucking power rangers, like that was the only VHS tapes we had when I was a child. Sorry if you don't know what a VHS tape is.
Speaker 2:My VHS tapes for legends of the hidden temple. Hell yeah, that's good shit, that was good shit, the final temple run song always gives me anxiety, every time I hear that yeah same. And then you're like, then they the biggest anxiety moment is when they're reaching through the fucking trees and the fucking the hidden forest or whatever, and you're like, oh no, is the tree going to grab them?
Speaker 4:They don't have a fucking thing, the whole boy. Come out and grab them. I was always rooting for the silver snakes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, silver snakes, blue barracudas, right.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think it was blue barracudas, yeah, orange iguanas or purple monkeys or something like that Orange, you guys think that Gary's bradicate died in the original, like absolute, oh, absolutely Because whatever you fucking did. Okay, yeah, whenever you fight him after the sand accident he doesn't have a bradicate anymore, it's fucking.
Speaker 4:And he, like he says harasses you for going to the fucking for being the great guy. And he's like you don't know what it's like to lose a Pokemon.
Speaker 2:You don't beat the fuck out of his eradicated drowns.
Speaker 5:No, no he battle him, you battle him, get to a.
Speaker 1:Pokemon.
Speaker 2:Yeah, and I thought it was because the SSN actually sank in the fucking anime.
Speaker 1:No, no, yes, I said I never sank in the anime.
Speaker 2:I did, did it.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I think that's correct.
Speaker 2:Yeah, fucking sank because Team Rocket's a piece of shit and tried to capture fucking Pokemon and then the whole fucking thing went sour and it sank. Maybe you're right. Maybe you're right.
Speaker 4:But radicate died in battle.
Speaker 1:Yeah, radicate died, All right. Next question I'm winning two to negative two.
Speaker 2:I don't know what you're talking about. I'm on the green.
Speaker 4:If we're playing golf, rules yeah yeah, I am.
Speaker 3:All right In the show Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. What year was their town, Angel Grove, founded?
Speaker 2:Oh no.
Speaker 1:Oh, jesus Christ, how close do they have to be? Like within 10 years, I would say, you have to get it right.
Speaker 2:You have to get it right. Oh fine, eighteen, oh four.
Speaker 3:That is incorrect. The murky for the steel 1969 that is incorrect.
Speaker 2:It was closer.
Speaker 3:Coco was closer.
Speaker 1:You should give it to him.
Speaker 2:You should give a parcel point, we should play the fuck out of it.
Speaker 1:We're going to do it.
Speaker 3:You still get the head right yeah yeah, they're so good to end.
Speaker 4:Yeah, we do get the it was in the seventeen hundreds, right yeah.
Speaker 3:Murky 1769. That is incorrect, god damn.
Speaker 2:You have a chance to steal 1784.
Speaker 3:1775. Oh.
Speaker 2:I should have went with 1770 fucking six.
Speaker 1:You give. You give Coco one, just to try to get him back in the game.
Speaker 5:All right.
Speaker 1:Then his fucking fatherless ass.
Speaker 2:We'll bring him back to the end of the dream that my mom died from CO carbon monoxide poisoning and there was an airplane. Oh my God. Oh well, that's depressing.
Speaker 4:Yeah, last two nights I've had a dream that an ex girlfriend tried to hook up with me and I was like no, you're bitch. So even in my dreams I have standards, apparently.
Speaker 1:I was going to say fucking, I move, I help move her out, I'm not fucking moving her back in.
Speaker 2:You know what was really weird about the dream I had, though, is I was trying to catch a flight and, like, the flight decided to tax you. Taxi passed my house to make sure my mom was OK and she was dead. I was like at that point, I was like I don't think, this is real.
Speaker 4:I was like I was like, I was like what?
Speaker 2:the fuck did I take yesterday before I went to bed and then I woke up and I slept two hours past my alarm.
Speaker 5:Nice, it's probably my body's trying to fucking joke me awake so I can't hit the button.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you're right, you can't. There you go. Yeah, all right. How many seasons of Power Rangers did not have a pink ranger?
Speaker 2:Buzz. Did you not click the button, Murky?
Speaker 1:No, I'm pouring this.
Speaker 2:Oh, ok, I didn't click the button. If he's buzzing and he's pouring a drink.
Speaker 3:But OK, Murky.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you said how many seasons did not have a pink ranger? Correct Six.
Speaker 3:That is incorrect.
Speaker 1:Coco, you can steal Um it was just the first number they came to buy for.
Speaker 3:That is also incorrect.
Speaker 1:Xeno hint.
Speaker 4:It's a single digit?
Speaker 2:I believe yeah it's a single digit, fucking great hint.
Speaker 3:Coco nine, that is incorrect.
Speaker 1:All right, murky you have a fucking issue with five.
Speaker 3:Murky's got it. It was five.
Speaker 1:Like my fucking ass, murky winning so are.
Speaker 2:I love winning.
Speaker 1:Dude, I love winning Competitive.
Speaker 3:All right, all right.
Speaker 1:To write what the fuck are you doing? Three to negative one. Kobe, you better step up your fucking Power Ranger game. You're going to be it on fucking. I should be it on joysticks, fuck.
Speaker 2:Oh, you know anything? You don't have a camera, you can't be on joysticks.
Speaker 5:What a camera.
Speaker 4:Maybe you could be a ranger Damn it.
Speaker 5:Now I am.
Speaker 3:A, I may. Ok, if you guys decide to look up the different names of the Power Rangers for this one, like the season names, ok.
Speaker 2:I'm not going to be able to do that in time?
Speaker 3:What season is diva talks from?
Speaker 2:Well, considering I can't hit the buzzer.
Speaker 3:Oh, sorry, yeah, you're right.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, what is going on with you up there? You hear that yeah.
Speaker 3:I do.
Speaker 2:Well, you didn't buzz, fuck you All right, coco, it was like you're asking for a season number for a season name like mighty morphin Zio something like that.
Speaker 1:He doesn't need any more example.
Speaker 2:Oh, mighty morphin Zio.
Speaker 4:Those are two different seasons.
Speaker 2:Oh mighty morphin. And both are incorrect.
Speaker 3:Mercury for the steel turbo. That is correct, it was turbo.
Speaker 1:I didn't know that one. I die. Fuck it. I have no idea, dude. Well, our car was something in my brain that he just ticked and I knew what it was from and I don't know why, or when, or where.
Speaker 4:Mercury was just waiting. This fucking day turbo.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't, yeah, I don't fucking continue.
Speaker 3:Next question Well, right now, our current score is cocoa at negative one. Yeah, six.
Speaker 1:I have six, six.
Speaker 4:Lay down, as you got three points for that, right.
Speaker 2:You don't lay down and lick you, but you won't, let me.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 2:All right, your insults mean nothing to me because I have a lesser score than you, and that's my victory.
Speaker 3:And the season lost Galaxy. There were people Rangers called oh God, fuck you.
Speaker 2:OK, here we are Question.
Speaker 3:All right, In the season lost Galaxy there were evil Rangers called Psycho Rangers. But what's one? Which color killed the character called Kendrick's Coco?
Speaker 2:White.
Speaker 3:That is incorrect. Murphy for the steel blue that is also incorrect.
Speaker 4:Yeah fuck Zeno hint, the psycho ranger was the same color as Kendrick's right. Yes, OK.
Speaker 3:Coco Red, that is incorrect. Murphy for the steel.
Speaker 1:Yellow.
Speaker 3:The correct answer was pink.
Speaker 1:No, Dan, you fucked it up. What do you mean? I fucked it up.
Speaker 4:I don't know. He was hoping you were going to pick one of the two colors, so you would have to.
Speaker 1:Was it red, not a color?
Speaker 3:No, it was. It just wasn't the one that killed Kendrick's oh yeah, who killed Kenny?
Speaker 4:I think Murphy was hoping you were going to pick pink or yellow and so he could go with the other one.
Speaker 3:Got it All right. How many Ranger couples have there been, from Mighty Morphin all the way up to RPM? I think he said he had to step away. Oh well, Zeno, you'll fill in for him. Well, his point?
Speaker 4:No, he doesn't get any points from this, though? No, he gets mine.
Speaker 3:Zeno filling in From Mighty.
Speaker 2:Morphin to RPM. You said Correct. How many Ranger couples have there been?
Speaker 4:No, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not, he's not. Ranger couples, so like they were both Rangers.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Two.
Speaker 3:Two. That is incorrect. It's a double digit number actually. No shit, no shit.
Speaker 2:Well, do I get another guess then? Yeah, twenty five.
Speaker 3:No too high. Ten Ten. The correct answer was 15, apparently you know what.
Speaker 2:My first guess was on the point, your fucking weird ass. Look at me, zeno, for saying 18. Fuck you, I was only three off. My first guess was closer than your first guess. The Power Rangers fucking expert. Suck my small ass cock, zeno. At least I have a girlfriend.
Speaker 4:Oh, I don't feel. I have a girlfriend, but you can't pleasure her.
Speaker 2:Oh, pretty good, At least somebody's nice and warm to cuddle up against me. He's over there, mr fucking machine Go 17 rounds at a goddamn time.
Speaker 3:Hey look, when you don't get a touch in a while, you kind of use it as much as you can.
Speaker 1:Bro, I hadn't been touching 30 years, so I just slapped the fucking shit out of my sink, laughing, did you?
Speaker 2:like that. That's about how pissed off I was the other night, except it was worse.
Speaker 1:How does it feel to not pleasure a woman, get fucked? Next question All right, those points, because you know didn't get it right. So correct.
Speaker 3:Your next question is what was the teacher's name in Mighty Morphin Power Rangers? Her key.
Speaker 1:This is Johnson.
Speaker 3:That is incorrect. Cocoa for the steel.
Speaker 2:Stacy.
Speaker 3:Mom has got it going.
Speaker 2:I mean, it's probably not right.
Speaker 3:It is not Zeno hint.
Speaker 4:Think of a fruit.
Speaker 3:Cocoa Miss.
Speaker 4:What did you?
Speaker 2:say Miss pineapple, I don't know. You said think of a fruit. The fuck am I supposed to do with that?
Speaker 3:You know, I'll give the point to whoever is the closest with their fruit. Guess we got pineapple.
Speaker 1:That will be easy based on size of the fruit. I don't know. Dude, Mrs Apple Giving it to murky Because it's Mrs Appleby.
Speaker 3:Is it really Fuck you Coco you suck at this.
Speaker 1:I was prepared to give that point to Coco for having pineapple.
Speaker 3:Yeah, same, but then he came in with Apple. Why the fuck were?
Speaker 2:you going to give me a point for pineapple? What's the fucking relationship?
Speaker 3:Apple. We're an apple. You fucking suck at it but oh, you know what?
Speaker 2:I didn't even think of that until you guys pointed it out to me.
Speaker 1:Cocoa. Why are you so smart but so dumb?
Speaker 2:I don't know. I love being super smart so that I can make a lot of money, but dumb enough to be entertaining All right In the very first Halloween episode of Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.
Speaker 3:What monster from a book did the Rangers have to defeat resetting buzzers From like Murky?
Speaker 1:Frankenstein.
Speaker 3:That is correct.
Speaker 1:Is it really? Yeah, fuck you. Technically.
Speaker 3:Frankenstein's monster. But I'll give you the point.
Speaker 1:Frankenstein's monster Buh-buh-buh-buh, shit, goddamn it. Pokemon, so much better than you at this Murky.
Speaker 2:everything I said about you and Pokemon Unite is true. You fucking bring the team down.
Speaker 5:Whoa, all right Lay down and lick yourself.
Speaker 1:You were playing Gardevoir and I remember one of the last games you played. I had more damage given, damage taken and more. What was that?
Speaker 3:You know, he is screaming right now.
Speaker 1:You motherfucking bitch you dirty skank swatler. Oh, how dare you.
Speaker 5:How dare you?
Speaker 2:swatler, Come and stick your dick in my ass, Daddy, you won't. What's hey E? What's the score?
Speaker 3:Our score is currently Cocoa at negative one. Yeah.
Speaker 1:I'm at 10. 10? Yeah, scoreboard bitch. We're playing hockey and you're getting your ass beat.
Speaker 2:Murky, I want to see you get on a pair of skates.
Speaker 1:I can ice skate.
Speaker 2:No, you can't use the hockey reference against me. I want to see you fucking on skates.
Speaker 1:Let's do it Alright bet. I'll let you fuck me up.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'll let you fuck me up. I'm a fucking. Check your ass into the board.
Speaker 1:So hard. Yeah, I'm dropping the fucking gloves baby.
Speaker 2:It's all about to let her Kenny it up, Bro, you'll drop the gloves and you'll swing and miss and I'll just fucking punch you in the back of the head. Just put me on the ground, the fucking rule of fighting in hockey I won't even have to hit you. You'll lose because you fell.
Speaker 4:Next question you, son of a bitch, you just wait until I fucking get back up from here.
Speaker 1:We should go ice skating at some point I have to swim my way across the ice to get over to the fucking side, to get back up.
Speaker 2:Swim across the ice.
Speaker 1:Yeah, if I can't stand up, I gotta fucking grab an army crawl, whatever you want to call it.
Speaker 2:Swimming implies that the ice was melted.
Speaker 1:Yeah, because we're so hot, we melt that shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's funny that you think we're hot. Next question I want to go with the huge penis. This ass man. So we're going skating this winter got it.
Speaker 1:Sounds like it.
Speaker 3:Next question Alright, Colonel Blue Ranger Billy had a phobia of what animal Alright that was? Hold on, I minimized the tab.
Speaker 2:Cocoa. Mine's not even a real answer. I just wanted to say Phasmo.
Speaker 3:Phasmo is not an animal, so that is incorrect. Merckie for the steel Spiders? That is also incorrect, goddamn.
Speaker 1:Xenohint.
Speaker 4:Uh, it was an animal that lives in the. Hmm, does not live on the ground, right?
Speaker 3:Yeah, it does not live on the ground, murky.
Speaker 4:Doesn't, does not live on the ground.
Speaker 1:Um Birds, because they're not real and they're a government conspiracy.
Speaker 3:Incorrect Coco Steel Jellyfish. I'm going to give it to Coco. It was fish.
Speaker 1:Okay, okay, I'd give that to Coco.
Speaker 2:Had the word fish in it, we're good. Yeah, yeah, that's a weird phobia.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's a very weird phobia. Grandin Mahara had the same phobia. I think Really yeah.
Speaker 2:Whenever he, whenever it might have been a fear of the open ocean, but he also had like a fear of like stuff touching him in the ocean, open ocean, so like they did like the Shark Week episode, and he was in the fucking water and he's like, oh my God, something just touched me and it was just a fish rubbed up against his fucking leg and he was freaking out because there were fish there.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I think Billy Cranston's fear developed from being bitten by a fish or something like that.
Speaker 3:Correct. Yeah, he was on a fishing trip and he gets bitten by a fish. That's also where we learned Trin was afraid of pike and Zach is afraid of spiders.
Speaker 1:So there was someone afraid of spiders? Yeah, just not the person he asked the question about you, idiot, haha.
Speaker 5:I got zero points.
Speaker 2:Now, bitch Coming back, I'm out of the negative.
Speaker 5:You fucking.
Speaker 2:You want yourself.
Speaker 4:I'm coming back in that review game, so he has a chance of coming back.
Speaker 3:Next question, when I'm not the leader. Repulsor created mutant Rangers in Mighty Morphin Mutants. Which color Ranger was left out? Coco blue, that is incorrect. Merky for the steel green that is also incorrect.
Speaker 2:The green.
Speaker 1:I feel like it's just colors. Like, do we need a Zeno hit, yeah, I don't know how to get out.
Speaker 4:I'll go for a point as incorrect Merky red.
Speaker 3:That is correct, it was the Red Ranger. Good job, merky.
Speaker 2:We fucking got it down there from process of elimination.
Speaker 1:That was a team effort, by the way. I'm going to give you a little bit.
Speaker 5:Half point each. I feel like those colors are literally a fucking team effort.
Speaker 3:I'll give you both a half point.
Speaker 2:It rhymes with bread.
Speaker 5:Probably Coco is now a half point.
Speaker 3:Merky is at 10.5 now.
Speaker 2:Why don't you play Pokemon, sleep anymore.
Speaker 3:I don't know, I've just been lazy.
Speaker 2:You literally play with it while you're sleeping.
Speaker 3:I know, but I've just been lazy to press the button.
Speaker 2:That's a new level of lazy dude.
Speaker 4:It's.
Speaker 2:ADHD. I've been waiting for you to log on so we can become better friends on the game. I got a shiny EV in it, by the way.
Speaker 3:Nice.
Speaker 2:I'm going to level it up to a number.
Speaker 1:Nice, I think I might make a new Pearl run while I'm at PA.
Speaker 2:Nice, brilliant, shining Pearl.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Remember when we were going to do an ascension tournament in that that's when ascension fell apart.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I do remember that.
Speaker 1:It's alright, dude, you all would have lost.
Speaker 2:Here's what's going to happen. I'm probably going to message in the ascension chat directly that I'm leaving ascension because it seems like Hall doesn't give people a chance to say goodbye Legitly, so I might just punch it up into the channel and be like it's been fun working with you. Dm me if you have any questions. Instead of me just sending the. Instead of Hall just sending the resignation. Right, I feel like that's a super shitty way to leave somebody else saying you just getting kicked out and not being able to say hey, I'm leaving.
Speaker 3:What's funny is I left and, like the discord, then told him I was leaving ascension, so I couldn't even give him the pleasure of kicking me.
Speaker 2:Nice Good.
Speaker 4:Fuck, fuck.
Speaker 1:Hall Peace, shit. Fuck you Hall, you dumb bitch.
Speaker 3:All right, we got one more question left.
Speaker 2:All or nothing. If you get on the first buzz, what?
Speaker 4:If you get on the first buzz, that's fair. Oh yeah, that's fair you get on the first buzz.
Speaker 1:I'm winning by 10 points. First buzz is three points.
Speaker 2:I'll give you 20 bucks.
Speaker 4:As co-host, I'll allow it.
Speaker 2:I'll fucking lose. You won't have to pay for your next router fucking podcast. I'll pay for you.
Speaker 3:Who has been the most different colors of Ranger Murky?
Speaker 1:Jason Frank.
Speaker 3:Can you give me the character name? That is the actor.
Speaker 1:Tommy Oliver.
Speaker 3:Correct, murky's got it.
Speaker 1:Go fuck yourself, Coco, Trying to steal it from me. Hey stuco.
Speaker 2:Hey what.
Speaker 4:For a draw.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 4:How many Rangers has Jason David Frank played?
Speaker 2:No, hints, right no hints, you get one shot. Let's go with seven. It was so close.
Speaker 1:How close was I? How was it actually?
Speaker 4:So it was green, white, red, zio, red, turbo and dinothunder.
Speaker 3:Which was black.
Speaker 2:So five yeah.
Speaker 1:Well, good game Coco.
Speaker 2:Was it the game?
Speaker 3:Yeah, I said, other than Murky spanking your ass.
Speaker 2:I mean, half of those were fucking random guesses.
Speaker 3:All right, so your prize Murky is.
Speaker 2:A blowjob for me, yeah.
Speaker 3:I was just gonna draw him with big balls. Little bit of fucking head.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna give you a rose and you're gonna have to accept some head. I love being gay with Tommy's.
Speaker 4:Oh, I know that.
Speaker 2:Remember, whenever Zino thought that he could say something to my face when he still was learning my personality, that he said why don't you come over here and kiss me? And then you attempted to go there and kiss him, and I attempted to and he fucking immediately chickened out and I was like don't fucking say shit that you don't follow through on.
Speaker 1:Well, that's why every time I've ever asked Zino if he wants some fuck, he says no, because he knows I'm gonna come get some fuck.
Speaker 2:Bro, if you say that in the living room and Dusty's there, I will fucking take my pants off to prove a point and fuck you right there in front of Dusty.
Speaker 1:I'm asking you if you want the fuck, which means like I'm fucking. Hey well, I was gonna show you something I mean?
Speaker 2:either way, I'll take my pants off and then show you my asshole.
Speaker 4:Is it your?
Speaker 3:dick. Maybe I'm gonna drop it on the ADHD after Dark Gen. I'm just curious what your guys' reaction is to it's gonna be oh.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh Jesus, take a guess who that is.
Speaker 4:Coco.
Speaker 2:That would be me. You can tell that I was bound to become Satan from that picture, ha ha, ha ha.
Speaker 4:You look like you're straight up not having a good time right now.
Speaker 2:Yeah, because I fucking hated church because my dad was gonna beat me afterwards.
Speaker 4:Oh look at fucking stud Coco. That's my high school, high school High school.
Speaker 5:Yeah, high school.
Speaker 3:Yeah, god damn, you could have made a mean chin strap out of that.
Speaker 1:That's not high school.
Speaker 2:What was that? That's senior college.
Speaker 4:Oh, no shame.
Speaker 2:That is senior college. That is four years outside of high school.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's my new fucking lock screen in my phone.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you're gonna fucking masturbate to that now. Yeah.
Speaker 1:I would have smashed my dick to that dude.
Speaker 2:You guys wanna see me when I was 18? You guys aren't the first person to bring this up to me. I wonder what I look like when I was 18. I look like a piece of shit.
Speaker 5:Oh my god.
Speaker 1:I don't know if I have any school.
Speaker 4:I definitely do.
Speaker 2:Well, we already know what you look like. You look like fucking Cino Central.
Speaker 1:Right, oh, I thought you were talking about me for a second. I was like what do you mean, dude?
Speaker 2:No, not you, Xeno, yes, Xeno's hot dude. We did see that one picture that Dusty sent, like what five years ago?
Speaker 1:Fuck boy me.
Speaker 2:Yeah, no. Who taught us fuck?
Speaker 1:I mean, yeah, my, my early fucking 20s to mid 20s were good to me, I guess.
Speaker 4:At times, I mean after I got worse, I became a really fat fuck.
Speaker 1:When I first started working with Xeno I was like straight fucking cock he's old. You were what Cock he's old. I was like I was cut up, like I did a little bulk and then I fucking stopped eating because, being the female I was with at the time had a, she fucking hated me and I fucking did not hate.
Speaker 2:Xeno, you look like a fucking girl.
Speaker 3:Jesus. Like I'd fuck because it was because Tommy Oliver had the long hair, xeno, if.
Speaker 2:I didn't know any better from seeing that picture. I would have fucking absolutely smashed that ass.
Speaker 4:But like also. Like I was 18 in that picture, but I was also 18 in this picture.
Speaker 2:Nice, what are you holding his car?
Speaker 4:Yeah that is a speaker that was connected to my phone via a headphones port. Is I just taking a shower? No that's how old that picture is. We had speakers that connected via headphone jack on our phones.
Speaker 2:When our phones had headphones, jacks, yeah, but it was in my parents' bathroom. We talked about VHS in this episode. That's already older than this.
Speaker 4:Yeah, and that was my old HTC Evo phone.
Speaker 2:We also learned the other day that fucking Welcome to the Black Parade came out 6,200 some days ago.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I didn't like that.
Speaker 1:Pokemon red and blue for over 10,000.
Speaker 4:Oh, here's a good picture of me. I think this had to have been sophomore year of high school, okay.
Speaker 2:I love the Pizza Hut shirt. That's not pizza it looks like it says Pizza Hut.
Speaker 4:It says Sean Michaels and as a heartbreak kid shirt.
Speaker 2:Definitely, from the side looks like it's a Pizza Hut shirt.
Speaker 3:I'm trying to scroll back through, but the only thing I can find from when I was 16 and apparently was one of those fucking annoying kids we all were.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, you're toast.
Speaker 4:Right, this is one of mine like not so proud moments in life.
Speaker 2:Which one are you?
Speaker 4:The one on the left, the one shooting the dog or the one holding the dog.
Speaker 4:No, I'm the one holding the dog for protection. That gun, fun fact, was Lady Liberty. It was a Nerf gun. We called it Lady Liberty and we would invite people over to the house and hide in the house and shoot whoever came in the door. Like when you came in, it would be pitch black and so whoever was coming in would be terrified of being shot, and every time you got shot we would say, boom, shot down by Liberty, that's all. Oh, here's a picture from that same day. That was the other one. You can see the shirt better. This one. I had really nice fucking hair back then. Yeah, you did.
Speaker 3:I look at you, yeah, receiving hair logging and shit, yeah balding and shit Fucked up.
Speaker 4:Oh, here's my first ever Facebook picture.
Speaker 3:Let's see it. Let's see it.
Speaker 4:Oh, that's beautiful. I think I was like maybe eighth grade.
Speaker 3:This is a photo I put on hot or not, and it got up to 96%.
Speaker 2:Hell yeah. It got up to 96% on hot or not.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Hell yeah.
Speaker 4:Was it hot though.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it was hot.
Speaker 4:People voted, it was hot. And you were like damn straight, oh, here's a good one. This was me and my buddy Kyle at a party.
Speaker 5:Okay.
Speaker 4:You can't really tell what he's holding there, but it's a butterfly knife.
Speaker 3:Interesting.
Speaker 5:You're a butterfly knife.
Speaker 3:Your mom's a butterfly knife.
Speaker 2:She's still alive.
Speaker 4:Here's a picture of me and a couple of friends. Pretty sure we're in high school.
Speaker 1:I swear to God, I just came to like the January, fucking 15th 2021 section of my pictures in my phone and your mom's dead.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's a bunch of dead, don't worry. If you go back a date, to about fucking 11 PM on the 14th, you'll see a bunch of pictures of my dad being dead six years before.
Speaker 4:So this last picture we're all standing in front of a no parking sign. One person is faith healing, if you remember what that is. Yes, I remember what the guy in the center was doing, but it was another trend at the time. And then I was Brady, which was when Brady lost the Super Bowl and he was just sitting on the ground like pouting Bro.
Speaker 2:How the fuck am I supposed to log into Facebook on my computer when it won't fucking? Let me log in.
Speaker 4:Yeah, here's a picture of me when I was at a party and this girl was complaining about wearing the stilettos generator at device requests Nope. Oh, here's me in high school Sitting in the commons before school playing fucking Pokemon on a DS. Yeah, stunning.
Speaker 3:The last time I didn't have facial hair on Facebook and I'm still scrolling back. I just had a thing about it. I hate to say it, but in this photo I look like fucking crazy. I do it.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, oh my God.
Speaker 2:It's crazy without the suicidal tendencies. Oh no, they're still there.
Speaker 3:No, they're still there, Without bitching about being alone on TikTok yeah there it is.
Speaker 2:Never mind, I'm not going to say that.
Speaker 3:Say it, at least you attempted it, and that's true. Oh, no, no.
Speaker 4:No.
Speaker 1:Oh fuck you, jesus. I saw the bike man. What the fuck was that?
Speaker 4:You guys know who Sharkboy is. Yeah, he was a shark man is. He was a pro wrestler. He wrestled for T and a point. I saw him at the.
Speaker 3:Oh.
Speaker 4:I thought you got a lot like Sharkboy and Lavagr girl Sharkboy the wrestler.
Speaker 3:Oh, no, no, no, I do not know yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, cause when Sharkboy first came on T and a, he just did a stone cold Steve Austin impression the whole time, except all of like the beer.
Speaker 4:I wasn't when he first came on the T and a.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 4:No, he was on there for a while and he was doing a story arc where he was getting the shit beat out of him every week, and so he was like, how about we do the story where, like, I go into a coma and when I come out, I think I'm Steve stone cold Steve Austin, because he had a wicked stone cold Steve Austin impression. So that's what they did. This thing was shell yeah Instead of hell yeah, and he drank clam juice instead of beer, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4:Oh, you ready for fucking panties to get?
Speaker 1:wet here, absolutely, oh P. Back before I had a beer gut, is that a wizard sunglasses shirt? Oh my God, dude.
Speaker 3:My, it's an American Eagle, also wearing aviators. Hell yeah God, I would fuck this shit out of that.
Speaker 4:Right, right.
Speaker 1:Zeno, you were the guy I was mad at in high schools. God damn, he could play the guitar and he just showed up. I bet he's got a huge cock. I can see it through his fucking skinny jeans. You would have been right that was gonna take all the bitches, god damn. Yeah, zeno, you'll have to look at my. You guys have to look like my old Facebook. I think it's still on Facebook. I'm never on. Let's see Old pictures of day. Excuse me, Do Hmm. Oh yeah.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 1:If I remember I want to say my profile picture was me and Charlie dog. And well, the dog and I still had my hearing oh fuck dude.
Speaker 3:Are you a character from Fortnite?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm fucking, I'm cuddle team leader dude.
Speaker 4:Oh, you're the good one, cuddle team.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh, super, but that's my loose overado. Oh my God, dude, look at those fucking J's though, dude, the white camouflage Jordans, bruh. Bruh bruh Bruh bruh it. Yeah, that's old, fucking Dave, baby, it's my. That's early, that's early in the morning. We'd been out fucking fishing. Finally caught a nice steelhead. Yeah, dude the blue. So varado, fucking white, can't snow. Camo Jordans.
Speaker 4:What are you doing wearing a Michigan shirt, though?
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, I'm a Michigan wrestling shirt.
Speaker 4:Oh OK.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 1:You know what shoes I'm wearing in that picture, panis, that's a white pair of lugs.
Speaker 4:I remember you posting that picture on Facebook E.
Speaker 2:All right let's finally go through my. I finally got into Facebook. Let me go. Let me go, look at what I have.
Speaker 3:Nothing, because you're a bitch.
Speaker 2:I mean I probably didn't take pictures. Let's keep going back.
Speaker 3:Oh, my God.
Speaker 2:Did you just hear a little harry?
Speaker 3:marky. Yes, there You're, nips.
Speaker 1:Oh, dude, I am fucking destroyed. That's up at the lake house, dude.
Speaker 4:Well, nips are destroyed to like where they are.
Speaker 1:Two homies there sucking on them. And now there's pepperonis.
Speaker 4:dude, that's all is the one to the right Ginter. No, no Is not, you know you know, the whole thing is there the up, Bob, there's a little enter.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that was a signing day.
Speaker 3:All five of them standing there like he thinks he's a muskier, your cousin one on the far right is five.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Correct From right to five. Oh, grandant me, obviously. And then the other two guys talk to.
Speaker 4:Jeez Berke, you look like such a douche.
Speaker 1:Oh, dude, super douche, bro, the air apostle, fucking little button polo taggies. I'm a knight with some fucking high top socks and some Nike shocks Put that. Nike shocks. I've heard about those.
Speaker 3:Oh no, is that fucking shit? Like that's all. It is All under your under chin.
Speaker 1:And.
Speaker 4:Yeah, right on.
Speaker 2:How do you like that?
Speaker 4:It's good shit. We post news to the Twitter page.
Speaker 2:No we can't.
Speaker 1:Oh. I hope not.
Speaker 2:I think we should. Should we post them to the Twitter page?
Speaker 4:I mean, I thought it was you baby. How else will the viewers know?
Speaker 5:No, what's happening?
Speaker 3:What Viewers?
Speaker 2:Cocoa. Oh no, I'm such a skinny piece of shit.
Speaker 4:Oh my.
Speaker 2:God, what do you think that was taken?
Speaker 3:I know exactly what it was taken though Murder.
Speaker 4:Beach 2012.
Speaker 3:2011. Oh damn, you're so close.
Speaker 1:At least you're not like un-proportionally small, where, like, if you like, your arms were like super twigs and like your chest is like almost kind of normal or vice versa.
Speaker 3:I remember when I thought I could make memes because God, this make me cringe. Now.
Speaker 2:Oh, is that your dad's? Hey look, it's my dad.
Speaker 3:Why does your dad look like he's about to order a hit on somebody?
Speaker 2:Because he beat me.
Speaker 4:I was going to say he looks like he's about to beat you. Did he beat you after that?
Speaker 3:You can talk to us.
Speaker 4:No, did he beat you later?
Speaker 2:Probably this was from 2009. This is the earliest picture I have, nice.
Speaker 4:I don't have anything earlier than that.
Speaker 2:All right, who's the blonde lady?
Speaker 5:versus the redhead.
Speaker 1:The redhead is his mom, the blonde lady's your cousin. Yeah, is that one of the cousins I saw?
Speaker 3:when we were at Myrtle? Okay, Probably yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:That's a nice little trip down memory lane After whipping Coco's ass in Power Ranger trivia. Oh look, when you guys want me on the podcast instead of Coco, let me.
Speaker 2:So anyway, it's been a good season of ADHD after dark. Merck he's been muted forever, so he can't speak anymore.
Speaker 4:He will not be in the next season of ADHD after dark.
Speaker 3:We're going to replace him with.
Speaker 2:Farha. Farha is too unreliable.
Speaker 3:He doesn't stream anymore.
Speaker 4:Bear God, who do you still show up? That's true.
Speaker 1:I just got stopped getting so fucked up and not remembering that we're on the podcast.
Speaker 2:Bro, you got so mad.
Speaker 1:Season three will be better. I don't know, dude.
Speaker 2:Don't promise things you can't tell anyone Don't make promises.
Speaker 1:It's going to be a few weeks off.
Speaker 2:Maybe a few months off? We don't know.
Speaker 3:I'm buying a house.
Speaker 1:He's buying a house Adult shit going on out here.
Speaker 2:It's the holiday season, mariah Carey's coming back.
Speaker 4:She might murder all of us.
Speaker 2:She's already defrosted.
Speaker 4:She's playing on people's radios already. It gets sooner and sooner every year. Damn you global warming.
Speaker 2:Pretty soon. It'll just be all the time. All I want for Christmas is you, baby. Goodbye everybody, this was season two. Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, bye.