What happens when you mix a surprising response from Shell, chat about personal budgeting, and the quirky humor of exploring Jojo references in VR Chat? You get a podcast episode that's full of laughs, nostalgia, and unexpected twists. Shell, working with Prexy, has given us a reason to anticipate our future episodes, while our personal budgeting issues, like Markey's camera and Katelyn's savings, add a touch of reality to our unusual discussions.
Fasten your seatbelts, because we're taking a detour through the bizarre world of adult video games and role-playing. We share our perspectives on game production value and mechanics, highlighting games like Seaword and Paris Hilton Dress Up, with a fond look back at Stick Death and Newgrounds. Packed with hilarious conversations, we navigate the chaos of scam emails, caffeine-infused cup noodles and the intriguing Axe Mommy energy drink.
As we wrap up, we venture into the graphic world of gameplay experiences, scrutinizing Seaword's peculiar instructions on character interactions. The team also gets to navigate the complexities of scam emails, a curious one from a certain Alex Marvin being a notable highlight. With our recording schedule set, we're ready to take you on more such wild rides in the future. So, buckle up and stay tuned!
Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd
What happens when you mix a surprising response from Shell, chat about personal budgeting, and the quirky humor of exploring Jojo references in VR Chat? You get a podcast episode that's full of laughs, nostalgia, and unexpected twists. Shell, working with Prexy, has given us a reason to anticipate our future episodes, while our personal budgeting issues, like Markey's camera and Katelyn's savings, add a touch of reality to our unusual discussions.
Fasten your seatbelts, because we're taking a detour through the bizarre world of adult video games and role-playing. We share our perspectives on game production value and mechanics, highlighting games like Seaword and Paris Hilton Dress Up, with a fond look back at Stick Death and Newgrounds. Packed with hilarious conversations, we navigate the chaos of scam emails, caffeine-infused cup noodles and the intriguing Axe Mommy energy drink.
As we wrap up, we venture into the graphic world of gameplay experiences, scrutinizing Seaword's peculiar instructions on character interactions. The team also gets to navigate the complexities of scam emails, a curious one from a certain Alex Marvin being a notable highlight. With our recording schedule set, we're ready to take you on more such wild rides in the future. So, buckle up and stay tuned!
Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd
Recording all right, so we got a response back already after we've recorded the podcast. Do we call it Berke back or?
Speaker 3:do you?
Speaker 1:Are you say I could just call them? Yeah, call them.
Speaker 4:Yeah, video channel. Oh my god.
Speaker 1:This is gonna be like the intro to next week's podcast. Oh God, come on, come on, get him. He's probably having sex probably.
Speaker 5:I'm just gonna text him. He got a response.
Speaker 6:Oh.
Speaker 5:Pick up for Zeno.
Speaker 4:Have you posted the episode already? Yeah, no, yeah, I mean I just put like an extension, just this little.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's already just posted to Twitter. I mean we could, but I feel like this has to be part of the next episode.
Speaker 3:Because we're not gonna talk long about this.
Speaker 1:We're just gonna read it because we need our genuine reactions, right.
Speaker 4:Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 1:Okay, so here's the email. Um, I'm not even gonna edit this. It's gonna save ADHD impromptu. All of that is in. But we got a response from shell and it says hi there, katelyn is that. Is that Katelyn on the list?
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Okay, katelyn is usually the person that contacts potential podcasters. It might be a good fit for us both. So she's been this. She's used this already for other people and somehow they found us. I know she is on vacation, so my guess is that's the person that made the contact for her.
Speaker 1:As you can imagine, it takes a great deal of time to connect with podcasters. I am busy, so they assist me in the process of finding the best fit. I decided that this is the year to get my message out in the bigger way. They are indeed a reputable company. Have helped that process, oh god. She's in on it too and it links to her. Then there's a link to her Stuff that we found. Here's a link to the podcast that I've privileged of sharing my info via podcast virtuoso. If you any questions, please let me know. I'd love to connect to you on the topic of ADHD career coaching. All caps looks like it was just copied in from a template and what and what it takes to answer the question what do I want in my career as an ADHD adult?
Speaker 4:I Feel like we're gonna dig in the shell. We're gonna uncover stuff about shell.
Speaker 1:She's actually just a shell corporation. Well, that's what we're gonna talk about next Thursday. We're not gonna go over this anymore.
Speaker 5:I Lead into the intro.
Speaker 4:I.
Speaker 5:Can hire the you're feeling.
Speaker 1:I won't abuse it your piece of shit, markey, you know that whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 6:I don't go that far.
Speaker 1:Why not?
Speaker 4:You know, he's hey, jesus buddy didn't need to prove my point.
Speaker 2:I know you went to bat for me and this is how I reacted. Yeah, come on by the way I started recording. Well, they ADHD after dark.
Speaker 1:Well, I figured we just start early and finish early, right?
Speaker 5:Kind like me in the bedroom.
Speaker 1:Oh, everybody heard the little intro that we just cut him before this, except Markey's voice wasn't there because we couldn't get his ass off.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I call it. I'm calling him. Wait, what didn't I try?
Speaker 5:calling you and you were like, oh, it's fucking E calling me. I don't want to talk to this cuck, so you just ignored me.
Speaker 2:Hey, fuck all this last week.
Speaker 1:Whenever we got the response back from shell.
Speaker 2:Yeah and then, oh yeah, you snap me about it.
Speaker 4:Yeah, like after that. Well, no, he tried calling you on snap check and then after that Markey face time to me. It was like oh, so we got a response from looking shell.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, we did.
Speaker 6:Okay.
Speaker 5:I'm 90% sure she probably reached out to. I don't remember what the fucking company's called.
Speaker 2:Prexy, reach out to Prexy, it fucking podcast.
Speaker 5:Retro also I'm pretty sure she'll probably reached out was like don't, don't give me a touch with these guys. They think you're a scam.
Speaker 1:They are a scam.
Speaker 4:They are.
Speaker 1:Oh, she said they know you're a scam, yeah she's so, zina, you got your office set up, yet no, damn, you were close, not even close.
Speaker 2:At least you're honest.
Speaker 6:You're honest. Oh, you do buy camera.
Speaker 1:I heard you bought a camera. Fuck. No, I didn't buy it.
Speaker 5:Why not? Yeah, where did you hear that he bought a?
Speaker 4:budgeting. Now he's got budget, is money there's?
Speaker 1:no, you can budget for a camera now.
Speaker 4:Well, it's gotta go in next.
Speaker 1:Don't, for the love of Christ, don't you don't want me to send a Facebook message to dusty.
Speaker 2:No, I made a dumb decision today that I didn't know was a dumb decision prior, and now I know it is what you do. We're not. We're not gonna talk about that. Um, I didn't take money out for my savings for reasons that involve us as a couple, and that was the wrong fucking choice.
Speaker 4:Why was it the wrong choice, though?
Speaker 2:Cuz I, because she went to all this trouble to you know build a budget for Me and her mainly for me. She already has a budget in place for her, obviously, and you know she's been putting a back a bunch of money.
Speaker 2:It's not fair to her for her to be saving all this money and me to not to not basically Okay so you're just trying to save a little extra money with her for thing, yeah though my thought process was she's supposed to finish her tattoo next week and what I thought while I was at work in a work state was I'm gonna keep that money and and I told her I would pay for the hotel next week that she was gonna stay in, cuz it's a two-day process To finish her tattoo upper the rest of her arm instead of Putting it away, instead.
Speaker 2:Of taking it out of the, out of my bank and putting in the savings which I guess, now that I think about it, you know the hindsight's 2020, you know, maybe I could just fucking take it out and be like, hey, I have this money anyway with me now in cash, but I didn't, because the way I'm gonna save money is I'm taking out in cash, I'm keeping it here and Wrong fucking choice.
Speaker 1:I'm very confused on the logic behind this. It's girl, dear dusty. How girl math.
Speaker 2:Except math, no one eats.
Speaker 1:Remember we don't edit this, so that's on the podcast forever.
Speaker 5:I'm fully dusty, doesn't listen to it. Yeah, that's.
Speaker 2:I think it's something. God damn it. I just lost that huge fish. No, I don't think it's something that she gets that over. It's not literally tomorrow I'm gonna stop at the bank of my lunch, I'm gonna grab the savings money and it'll be here tomorrow. I just didn't think it would be that big of a deal, with me Like wanting to make sure that I was covering myself for her hotel room.
Speaker 1:I guess I already get back up for before this. All right, Markey, I'm gonna have to send you a camera. I'm gonna buy you a camera and I'm just gonna address it to dusty and see what happens. Yeah, imagine and inside of it I'll say enjoy your gift from cocoa girl, so whenever she opens it, she'll be super mad. And then hopefully she looks at the note and then realizes oh, it's a mistake. She can't be mad if I say it's from from me and I addressed it to her.
Speaker 4:No, no, no. So yeah, now we were just talking about girl math and girl dinner. Yeah well, there's also girl logic. Okay very different from man logic. Go on, it's not gonna work out the way you plan. That's. That's the point. It doesn't matter how you think it's gonna work out. It's not gonna work out that way.
Speaker 1:My point is. My point is to have it be funny, though.
Speaker 4:It's not gonna be funny for all of us.
Speaker 1:It will be. Yeah, I don't know how long ago the recording crashed, but it's a good thing I have my camera on and watching discord. It is good we would have lost the whole podcast.
Speaker 2:Ah, I mean, it wouldn't be the first time, right right right now.
Speaker 1:I would have just uploaded like a three, three minute podcast, everybody be wondering what the hell happened to the rest of it. Yeah, I don't know disappeared.
Speaker 4:That's what you get this time.
Speaker 2:Oh, it's a big rainbow trout. This is gonna be my first rainbow trout boys.
Speaker 1:I know it's my rainbow.
Speaker 2:Excuse me, it's another fucking me. Oh, I took char Are.
Speaker 1:Those the key likes yeah, I. Always forget that whenever you turn them off, that when you turn them back on, they flash mine on my left side like flip, flip down and unplugged itself and I was trying to rearrange it and I put it back up. And when I plugged it in I was looking right at the light and it turned on with the force of ten thousand sons of my eyeballs.
Speaker 8:Yeah, it was awful and sentence.
Speaker 1:We don't have any interesting things to talk about, because pod podcast virtue oh so is is a dead thing, unless we want to trigger them again. But I think we've. We've run that one, of course.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think jokes on you. You're wrong Nine episodes early. Welcome back to the Owen verse. Da, da, da, da da.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 4:One of our Owens aren't here.
Speaker 1:Oh, oh, you're right Looks like isn't that Owen trapped inside of my trunk? Where's that murky?
Speaker 2:I'm trapped inside of your fucking trunk.
Speaker 1:Well, just, we'll just throw whoever's, uh, whoever's not here, it's mez.
Speaker 4:Whoever's not here. They're perpetually in the trunk.
Speaker 1:What happens if I'm not here?
Speaker 2:Then there is no explode. Then there is because you can't put yourself in your trunk.
Speaker 5:You don't know that be pretty painful, I'm you don't know, that would be like Ragnarok, you know, with the snake eating its own tail.
Speaker 4:Dan.
Speaker 1:Be like a roche maro when he crawls out of his skin as a snake.
Speaker 2:This at every fucking.
Speaker 5:You see, I have seen a woman naked before, so I don't know the reference you're talking about. Joe, joe.
Speaker 1:You can't fucking say shit like that well.
Speaker 4:I gotta give this one the cocoa.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm fucking taking you with me on this fun.
Speaker 5:How many times have I referenced Jojo a lot lot.
Speaker 4:I Feel like. I remember your avatars in VR or Jojo reference.
Speaker 2:I was gonna say, there's a two.
Speaker 5:VR where I am.
Speaker 2:And he is fucking everything about that game.
Speaker 1:What murky.
Speaker 2:There's been a solid like two week frame where we used to play VR chat a lot and every time I ever jumped in that game, you know what he was a Jojo reference, and Then he would expect you to know the Jojo reference. I Know you will see my tattered hat, my tattered fucking pants and my tattered shirt and my weird words.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you tell him it's a Jojo reference.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I.
Speaker 3:Didn't.
Speaker 5:Know the Jojo reference, so I can you're mad that you lost the hole.
Speaker 1:I slept in bed with a woman. Who are you? You're stupid.
Speaker 2:Oh my god, you dumb.
Speaker 1:Who the fuck are you again? Fuck you oh.
Speaker 2:Coco, I liked your earthquake today. I like the look on your face as the earthquake was announced and then when it hit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you like that. That shit was funny.
Speaker 5:Did you guys find the secret dog?
Speaker 1:I found it pretty quickly yeah. Just because I was looking for it.
Speaker 5:Hey, by the way, for our ADHD after dark listeners, if you watch Coco on YouTube, I do his thumbnails and recently I just decided to Hide bluey characters in his thumbnails. So yeah, there's a little Easter egg for you. Have fun looking for him.
Speaker 1:Yep, and we're not gonna tell you what episode it started. No, but it wasn't from the first one, oh shit.
Speaker 2:Big fish, big fishy.
Speaker 1:Markey Discord since yesterday. Yeah, okay, good, because it says you've been playing for 41 minutes, so discord's accurate. Remember yesterday, when you'd been playing for 10 hours?
Speaker 4:I feel like it's been longer than 41 minutes 40.
Speaker 1:I jumped out and then I jumped back in because I was rating oh and I didn't want to use all my resources proves that all the bullshit you were saying yesterday about discord's count is inaccurate is actually wrong, because I was talking about consecutive you may?
Speaker 2:you may ask yourself was murhi sick yesterday? The answer is I did shit my pants.
Speaker 1:Did you really? Sit your pants yesterday, it sounds like you sick. Yeah, dude being sick, tell me the pants shitting story.
Speaker 2:So it was before Dusty had left for work. She was in the bathroom actually, and I just went to like I was laying in bed and I didn't suspect a thing. So I went, I was laying on my back and I went to go like kind of like flip over to my side because I just wasn't comfortable. Bad move and what it? As soon as like one half my body came up, it separated my ass cheeks. That takes a lot of force. Yeah, yes, I know, just went when my cheeks separated. I Thought I'd shit myself. You thought I Was right.
Speaker 4:I Did he or did he not?
Speaker 2:It wasn't like a full, like oh my god, I shit my pants, but it was like a. I wonder what happened. And then Dusty's like oh, I'm going to work, like I love you, have a good day. I hope you feel better. I was like I'll be at the great guy like I got you.
Speaker 2:No, she walked out the door and I went up and I locked it. I went in the bathroom and it was one of those like you shit your pants where I was like All right, like I can't tell if anything's wet, and then you pull your underwear down and there's just like a Spackling of poop debris.
Speaker 1:Are you sure you just didn't fucking wipe your ass properly the last time? No, I'm telling you like I sharded, Okay but you started, but you start, yeah murky's just got wet butthole, yeah, so I'm not the most recent person to shit their pants.
Speaker 2:No, I don't know if I'd call it like full-out shitting my eyes shit, my pants and that wasn't it.
Speaker 1:But it was their poop on the pants.
Speaker 2:There was fecal matter I wouldn't call poop. There's no long, there is no, wait a minute here.
Speaker 5:Poop is poop my guy.
Speaker 1:English teacher. If you said fecal matter or poop, isn't that like a synonym, essentially?
Speaker 5:to me that's synonym.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so fuck you murky mean the same thing.
Speaker 1:Yes, it does. You know what I'm gonna search up the words fecal and poop and see what comes up Fecal.
Speaker 3:I.
Speaker 1:Let's search poop. I need to search poop definition.
Speaker 5:Yeah, make it very clear what you're trying to search okay, oxford, I Need to not have the boat.
Speaker 1:One Do, do, do, do, do, do do, the only definition that they have. They don't have it as a yeah, okay, now, feces there, uh.
Speaker 2:Okay then fine, I guess technically I'd shit my underwear and then there we go. Does that make you happy? Yeah, go. Is that what you fucking wanted? Yes, I mean a, fucking admit it you six fucking piece of shit.
Speaker 1:Yeah, dude, cuz now I'm not the person to shit their pants the most recently.
Speaker 5:Oh, here we go. Poop noun verb informal northern American, to either have something come out of a body which primarily is fecal matter.
Speaker 1:Merck, it sounds like you pooped your pants pooped your pants.
Speaker 2:You pooped your pants.
Speaker 1:Right, maybe you fucking right if there was fecal matter on your underwear that came out of your body. That is literally the definition of poop.
Speaker 2:Okay, you're. You're right. Coco, Right by God. I am mistaken and I should have checked myself at the door. Alright, I'm gonna go pull a cocoa and beat my dick to MLP. Yeah, it said it, beating my dick. I'm gonna beat my face for being wrong.
Speaker 1:Oh man, remember yesterday when you had me believing that Sina was shit at Smash Bros? Yeah, God. That's that you were terrible at Smash Bros, but I've also have Zero fucking interaction with you on Smash Bros. The video has ripped me a new, you know started telling his story about how he's how he's competed in tournaments, I was like, oh yeah, fuck. No, I'm not fighting that.
Speaker 2:I was really hoping Zeno was gonna be like yeah, dude, I'm absolute dog, shit that game.
Speaker 1:Zeno should have done that.
Speaker 2:Pook in his mouth, dude.
Speaker 4:Defense and I was like you, shut the fuck, I will dog walk your ass.
Speaker 1:I think marky's intent was for you to fucking agree with him and then fucking like fucking. What is it? Seven weeks from now, when we come back to Illinois fucking, fucking still me and rock down your throat and smash down your throat, dude.
Speaker 4:We should play smash next time. We're all together.
Speaker 3:No, I can't no.
Speaker 5:I absolutely refuse to play Batman.
Speaker 1:We'll just make it, my team, we'll just make it 3v1.
Speaker 5:No, because that just gives him more reason to kick my ass.
Speaker 2:He only singles out. He doesn't even touch me here. Coco, you know what you do to eat the last time you two played smash.
Speaker 1:It sounds like he didn't have a good time.
Speaker 4:I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 2:I don't know the question is what didn't he do I?
Speaker 4:remember the Bet me over a table said find a pillow to buy because I'm going on dry is essentially how I got that's a whole 10 inches when smash came out on the 3ds, I was playing it at a buddy's house with him and I made the zero suit Samus for a while and she has like an infinite grapple. If you get somebody with it, you can just beat the shit out of someone. And I was just fucking him up with it, just throwing him on the ground, doing an up, a attack and just like I was Giving the fucking work and I KO'd him and he just like looked up at me. He goes hey, do you know, next time you want to fuck me, how about give me a dress and some lipstick first, because I like to look pretty before I get Like, yeah, right on, man, I got you?
Speaker 1:did you buy him lipstick and stuff the next time you played?
Speaker 2:I didn't know. It would have been funny. Should have my.
Speaker 4:One buddy, nikki, is way better than even I am at it, though Is he really? Yeah, he's fucking no Smash Bros, it's kind of scary yeah there's no way. I can beat Nikki.
Speaker 1:Nice.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I remember juicy, absolute, yeah, yeah, what happened? He is like Shockingly good as Smash Bros. I was just clear. An entire roster plays King.
Speaker 4:D2D.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he's also did like didn't he do Super Meat Boy or whatever it is.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he did line for like, if somebody can somebody can do Super Meat Boy blindfolded.
Speaker 5:I'd assume that they'd probably be kind of good at smash hmm, yeah, ever since his divorce is just kind of Disappeared, which kind of sad. But I also understand that, because after my divorce I kind of disappeared off.
Speaker 4:To which to yeah, he's just been adventuring and enjoying his life.
Speaker 5:Yeah, youtube right from time to time he doesn't make it a priority, though.
Speaker 4:Yeah, understand that.
Speaker 5:Speaking of, YouTube you well, I know Zeno has, but did you guys see the email Miles got?
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I did not explain.
Speaker 5:All right. So he got an email that says hi, Miles, your experience at Kadoodle content creator could make you a good match for the brand Ambassador adult beverages opportunity. If you're interested, please submit a quick application. For our listeners who don't know what Kadoodle is, get a murky. Get a murky. Fuck. Yeah, he got a lake trout. Kadoodle is a streaming YouTube like site, but it's specifically for, like, young kids, I would say like under the age of 10, because there's, like PAW Patrol, spongebob, really big youtubers that create content specifically for children, miles being one of them. And yeah, to be like. Yeah, you know you make good content for kids. Why don't you promote fucking bear, do them? We love the underage drink and that's how we get started now.
Speaker 2:We love the underage drinking.
Speaker 1:They should come over here Although it also seems like a scam. Should we dig into this? Do you know the name of the? Let's dig into it. Ask Miles for the details brand question sleuthin boys I'm talking about a detective
Speaker 5:agency. We need content for ADHD. We're not cool enough on our own anymore. Some of those easy detections.
Speaker 1:Do you think he's gonna give it to us, please? Is typing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, let's go.
Speaker 1:I assume that's him type. Yeah, it's him typing, because I only see em dot dot dot is typing yeah that's miles, not much to share.
Speaker 5:Random automated message from indeed.
Speaker 4:You have scum, probably from indeed.
Speaker 5:Yeah, they probably messes directly through, indeed, so it's probably just some third-party thing.
Speaker 1:What is our email podcast? Adhd after dark something.
Speaker 5:I don't know if I can remember. You're the way it takes care of that dark after ADHD at Twitter. That's the Twitter, but yeah.
Speaker 1:Be spoken here is plug adult beverages at be spoken spirits.
Speaker 5:All right, let's take a look boys. All right.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna search this lady up oh.
Speaker 5:Oh, typing in, be spoken spirits. There is a whole thing for it. Uh, they're in California. They're distillery.
Speaker 1:Oh Nice.
Speaker 5:Oh, actually, their stuff doesn't look too bad. Mercury would not like it, though they're primarily whiskey from look of it.
Speaker 2:Shit.
Speaker 4:Oh shit, company name but the spoken spirits.
Speaker 5:This is apparently. These guys have really good reviews.
Speaker 4:But we should fill out an application for ADHD after dark yeah absolutely.
Speaker 5:Yeah, they saw their stuff through total wine, so that's legit.
Speaker 4:I'm being honest with you guys. I was really hoping this was gonna be a scam.
Speaker 1:But now we're gonna be sponsored by alcohol oh yeah, I love that idea.
Speaker 2:I love that idea. Fuck, yes, what do you have? That's similar to Captain Morton, because I'm in for it they have Captain Jordan perfect. Well as long as it's not fucking cracking, or Sailor Jerry's we're good.
Speaker 1:Oh, you don't like cracking?
Speaker 2:I forgot you're pussy I just fuck, dude, I will drink you under the table I know you.
Speaker 4:It's like a murky was just shitting on himself for being a pork excuse for an alcoholic like 10 minutes ago and now he's just like fuck you all fucking shit out of you, right?
Speaker 1:He's like fucking I can't handle.
Speaker 4:This goddamn old fashion makes me feel like a reverse dragon. The fires on the inside, no fucking problem.
Speaker 3:It was an amazing sight.
Speaker 2:Like I thought I was an alcoholic and I tried drinking this drink and I'm like what the fuck is that? And then they're like oh, mash up the berries a little bit, I'll make it taste better. I'm like it did something, but it's still not good.
Speaker 4:Now, I told you to put a little drop of water in it the water helps a little bit too, but still wasn't good obviously.
Speaker 5:They only have three spirits. The first one is the bespoken, twice toasted bourbon, which is sexy which is going for $50 per fit. They have the bespoken twice Toasted rye whiskey. I'll also go for $50. I'm not big on rye, like it's okay, but right now my thing. Then for $45, so $5 cheaper than the other two, they have their American whiskey.
Speaker 5:Three, you know them Absolutely yeah, reach out to them, be like hey, this guy is not your guy. Let me tell you your guys are partnerships. They what? Yeah, yeah, they have it like I'm on their website.
Speaker 3:Hold on, I'll drop it in the way. Where's the sad?
Speaker 5:Yeah, yeah, yeah, they have a whole thing about partnerships, do they? I Just dropped the link in the group chat.
Speaker 1:It looks like a different thing whenever I click it, because it says we merged our award-winning Spirit capabilities with the unrivaled talents of the world's greatest artist, oh.
Speaker 5:I miss read. I thought, it's like our partnerships. This is artists partnerships. Look, oh, I've seen hell house before. I've actually seen that model before.
Speaker 2:I literally did not go to the bathroom to come back. We better fucking apply it right now. I May not drink. I may not drink whiskey, but I might if we get sponsored by the.
Speaker 4:Like that stuff from like yeah they start sending you shit.
Speaker 1:You shit for free, murky.
Speaker 2:Well, I'll drink the fuck out of it.
Speaker 3:Hang on like it or not.
Speaker 5:Innered has partnered with this boy.
Speaker 1:Skinner.
Speaker 5:Leonard skinnered of like as of this year, has partnered with them.
Speaker 1:He can't.
Speaker 5:Oh, that's why I recognized it was because of Leonard Skinner. Yeah, they promoted the hell house Whiskey. Yeah, these guys are legit.
Speaker 1:I Like how we see alcohol and we're like, yeah, must be fucking legit.
Speaker 5:If you can Google these guys and there's like 50 billion results instead of just two. I think they're a little bit more legit, that's fair, that's right here is their link to maybe we can reach out to a old-fashioned this is we don't get each day after dark.
Speaker 4:Doesn't have a LinkedIn, though.
Speaker 5:I'm not. I don't know why we don't at this point.
Speaker 1:Somebody else.
Speaker 5:I'm too fucking lazy. I don't remember my own LinkedIn login.
Speaker 4:We can go to the contact us and just email their general inquiries.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so you messes are born miles about a Partnership for alcohol.
Speaker 4:Here's a deal. He's not interested. We are. Here's our rates and just ship them the same rates we sent the podcast for too also just change everything to alcohol.
Speaker 1:Yeah, just scribble everything out Again everything at, scribble everything out and spell their alcohol wrong. Yeah, spoke be whiskey. We'll have one heels kitchen heels Kitchen spell with two E's, one of them backwards.
Speaker 4:Mercury will have nothing because he does not like whiskey, because he is not a man.
Speaker 1:Now you can say murky will have nothing aka his mom, oh, oh no, that felt bad.
Speaker 5:Anyway, shake the most recent link I just posted simply hired. What is this? This?
Speaker 1:porn.
Speaker 4:Oh, and, ambassador, and all beverages.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Well, guys, my feelings.
Speaker 5:It's a full time job. It could be a brand ambassador for them.
Speaker 4:He will like a brand ambassador Drop your teaching Drop your teaching.
Speaker 1:Is that more than you make for teacher?
Speaker 8:It is.
Speaker 1:Actually, he dropped your teaching job. You're now the brand ambassador.
Speaker 4:The brand ambassador. They want you to like go to like liquor stores and like promote them and get them to sell.
Speaker 2:Get them into different, different establishments, correct?
Speaker 5:But I think what probably happened, was they reached out to Miles hoping that he would take that position?
Speaker 4:Yeah, not my.
Speaker 5:I don't think it was a sponsor.
Speaker 4:Yeah, damn it was a sponsorship.
Speaker 5:Still more than I make a year. I'm asked for sure.
Speaker 1:Damn it If they changed their mind. Adhd after dark is still here, yeah.
Speaker 4:Be spoke. If you're listening to us, we would definitely listeners.
Speaker 5:I know you guys really don't interact with us much on Twitter, but if you are listening, you got to this point in the podcast. Reach out to bespoke and be like hey, y'all listen to the ADHD after our podcast. Please give them a partnership. They won't even take money, just give them booze Like we would be happy with that. So you did it like sampler.
Speaker 4:Yeah, if we like, move forward with that. I think we'd have to confide in them that murky is not actually a racist and it's all.
Speaker 5:Yeah, it is, it's a gimmick, it is a gimmick.
Speaker 4:Yeah, Jesus.
Speaker 1:If somebody still thinks that murky is actually saying terrible things at this point, with the amount of times he's talked over the sensor, you're fucking stupid.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's on you bud.
Speaker 5:Yeah, sorry about your, I would 100% agree.
Speaker 2:No, but I am deathly racist. It's not, I don't.
Speaker 4:Oh, I don't think that's something I would say, even joking.
Speaker 1:I don't know. I said it's like murky. Every time we give you a little bit of the leash back you just you take too far.
Speaker 4:Hang on when you put myself in murky shoes. What you do.
Speaker 1:Put myself in murky shoes real quick. Hang on Sound alert. I'm a racist, I deserve to be killed.
Speaker 5:Oh, murder me, I mean so anyways, a cup noodle is coming out with a caffeinated version for whatever happened to the, whatever happened to the breakfast flavor. Yeah, we fucking from apparently was off for a limited time.
Speaker 4:That sound happened and our ADHD brain is completely.
Speaker 2:I forgot what was happening.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh fish on, let's go.
Speaker 4:I don't like that.
Speaker 1:You know what about this one?
Speaker 2:No, no, no, no, no. Oh, is that fucking ax mommy? Yeah, it is, yeah, Axe mommy.
Speaker 5:Axe dummy mommy.
Speaker 1:What is this? That's what that one is. What the fuck is that? What? That is really doughnut soldier.
Speaker 4:I think I just got a God role of a new iron banner weapon, did you Nice? Yeah, and rolled with subsistence adrenaline junkie.
Speaker 1:You would be playing. There you go, you're recording a podcast.
Speaker 4:I'm not playing it right now. I'm looking up the fucking whiskey and shit. Well, that's what I've been doing for the last 20 minutes, to be oh my God, it's Royo Bannon, beautiful. We're going to get sponsored by whiskey. We're trying to Do you like whiskey.
Speaker 5:Is this do you like whiskey Royo.
Speaker 2:Bannon, you know that.
Speaker 6:What kind of whiskey?
Speaker 3:So they have.
Speaker 5:American whiskey, rye and bourbon.
Speaker 6:Oh, I got a big fish on boys. The fuck is American whiskey if it's not bourbon.
Speaker 5:That's just what it listed itself as baby. I don't know who knows.
Speaker 2:Gagoudra.
Speaker 1:The Gagoudra, did you get a good one? You're Russian, no.
Speaker 2:I just looked at the switch and I said, good.
Speaker 1:You have so bad You're so fucking trained.
Speaker 4:That's awful, oh, whoops.
Speaker 2:I don't even know what I'm actually saying. You know? Yeah, how much have you?
Speaker 1:had today murky Only one. And I'm talking about all forms of things that he said, can I?
Speaker 4:Well, you had a lot of water today.
Speaker 2:No, I had a. I've had a few drinks. I haven't been able to drink. The last few days I've been trying to recoup from the sickness and you know, today is the day that I decided to drink heavily.
Speaker 4:Such a shitty job.
Speaker 2:It was well done. Well done everybody.
Speaker 4:It was. It was shitty Good, fucking good, good one Good money like that shit, like that shit.
Speaker 1:Well, I wonder what the AI is going to do with that.
Speaker 3:What is it?
Speaker 1:What is the AI translate to?
Speaker 4:We've got to find out.
Speaker 1:I don't even know how to search for that I'm going to have to put three fucking videos together.
Speaker 4:Find us a scammy email. We're going to investigate that company.
Speaker 5:Yeah, give us something to do who did I.
Speaker 2:I hear, came you want me to do what You're.
Speaker 4:Jariah, pull up your email, see. If you can find an email you believe to be a scam, we're going to investigate it.
Speaker 6:I'll just look in my spam folder.
Speaker 1:And there we go. There's probably a lot of bad stuff in the spam folder.
Speaker 6:You've been selected for our official 2024 GOP primary poll.
Speaker 4:Was that one in yours?
Speaker 8:Yeah.
Speaker 4:My own.
Speaker 5:Here we go. So I got an email from an Alex Marvin 326 at gmailcom.
Speaker 1:What's he want?
Speaker 5:So it says heart emoji with sparkles over it. I want a man in my area that wishes to be dating to join me online. Heart emoji and here's the message I wish to be the man that I begin a fun relationship with. I wish you to be the man that. I begin a fun relationship with you are the kind of man that excites me. Let's connect here, and then there's a link that I'm not clicking, oh no.
Speaker 4:Let's go ahead and respond to that email.
Speaker 1:You guys want to hear Respond back.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, daddy.
Speaker 1:No, don't respond back.
Speaker 5:No, I'm not responding back to this.
Speaker 1:Do you want to hear? I found a fucking email for, instead of the fucking Prince of Africa trying to give you money, it is completely different. This is from Mrs Carol Flood. The email is KSNAGCSVLTILIMVFRTcomcomau. Seems legit right, Right All right. It says hello, I am a Christian Wife of late Philip Flood from Australia, who died on heart attack.
Speaker 6:On heart attack.
Speaker 1:On heart attack. My husband was a former parentheses diplomat, parentheses to United Kingdom, oh no, I am presently in hospital for breast cancer surgery, but my doctor said all that. From all indication my condition is really deteriorating and it's quite obvious that I may not survive surgery operation because of cancer stage.
Speaker 4:What did she say? Her first name was Carol.
Speaker 8:Flood. Oh Carol Flood.
Speaker 1:I am afraid to die, leaving my late husband 18.5 million dollars in security house without claim.
Speaker 2:Insecure.
Speaker 1:These are real people as Christian apostrophe at the end of Christian don't know why I need you to claim it and distribute it to charity, since I don't have any child to inherit the wealth.
Speaker 6:Just reply back here in atheist.
Speaker 4:Yes, they bet. But also you will donate the money, but to wheelchairs for the blind.
Speaker 1:Yes, some of the money to build churches, orphanages and cancer research centers. In the memory of my late husband who make the money.
Speaker 6:Who make the money? Who make the money?
Speaker 1:Should I respond and say I'm an atheist but I'll build wheelchairs?
Speaker 6:for the blind? No, don't fucking no.
Speaker 2:He's eating an open shelf up. I actually have a great charity for all this money to go to.
Speaker 1:Anybody else having any good emails, I only clicked that one because it said hello, I am a Christian, and that was the start of that I had a fishing email saying it was cold, when it was definitely not cold. Yeah.
Speaker 6:Saying I won a Ninja air fryer.
Speaker 4:Hell yeah, spam.
Speaker 5:Here we go. So I got one from a la car.
Speaker 1:Joysticks has a spam email. Oh God, Joysticks United's fucking email has a spam email. Does?
Speaker 8:it.
Speaker 7:Yeah.
Speaker 5:By the way, spoilers Coco's helping out with joysticks.
Speaker 1:Surprise, I'm going to read the joysticks one, since I found it.
Speaker 5:Oscar Cabrera.
Speaker 1:Yeah, dear email correspondence.
Speaker 5:I also love how it's just hello for you know.
Speaker 1:Beloved in Christ. First of all, I introduce myself. My name is Mr Oscar Cabrera from the DG's. This fucking um, the fucking punctuation and capitalization is throwing me off from B, B, v a bandcomer, mexico City. We have right to your email address last week. I don't know if you have received our email.
Speaker 5:No, because you never did Oscar, you never did.
Speaker 1:We are writing to you regarding your whining.
Speaker 5:It is a winning. That is whining.
Speaker 1:I'm going to say whining compensation fund $1.5 million. Hey man, English is fucking hard Okay. It's not that hard. Google Translate would have done better.
Speaker 4:Murphy sent this email. That's why he's getting upset.
Speaker 1:Which was deposited in our charity, in our custody, by eco loss.
Speaker 2:I didn't say it like that.
Speaker 1:International money monetary fund, imf, registered compensation. We are therefore pleased to inform you to contact B B, v a bandcomer executive director, mr Eduardo Osana Osuna. Email address the here he will be, he we, he, we guide you. Let me try this again. Sorry, it's really hard to fucking read this.
Speaker 5:It's awful. I'm reading this with you.
Speaker 1:He. We guide you how to receive your funds quickly as possible and in our pursuit of transparency. Regard Mr Oscar Cabrera from B B V, a bandcomer. So I had to read it like you read shit in school, because my brain was automatically fixing all of the fucking things wrong with the email as I was reading it, because it got so bad there. Oh God, this message seems dangerous. It is Delete, really.
Speaker 5:According to Google, b B V a, mexico is a credit card service company.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was like B, b, v, a bank Homer or something like that.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I mean fair. They're taking a probably legit company and turning it into a scam. That happens with fidelity for me a lot.
Speaker 6:Yeah, like the cold one I was just saying.
Speaker 1:it's like hey, your 401k will gain 200% interest if you click here. No, it won't. It will, it will. It will gain negative 200% interest. Yeah, it will.
Speaker 5:It will, it will gain. And apparently most of my spam is just oh, what is this? So this person sent me a PNG, so it's from a Leroy or a Sanchez, and they sent me a picture of something, but I I'm too afraid it was scanned by Gmail. No, no, I don't want to click on it, but, oh, I'm not going to. Is bad. Is bad you really?
Speaker 6:want to fucking click on it. You get yourself a fucking VM, bin it up and open it. Oh, and then when?
Speaker 1:that thing crashes and burns. You know it was bad.
Speaker 2:Oh, by the way.
Speaker 5:So you have to see this masterpiece that is in my spam folder. Hold on. Oh is it delicious in the group chat.
Speaker 1:This was sent to Dude, those are the ones that fucking get my grandma, those are the ones that got her computer all fucking destroyed because she would see that and she would click the fucking big blue button because she's too dumb to realize that it's not real. That's not even the right color Yellow, blue or green or red Yellow.
Speaker 5:So the email is from security alert. No reply at accounts dot ggle dot com, but domain. What's funny is it says it's the random gibberish dot adventure span dot Hong Kong dot com. So it's a Chinese.
Speaker 2:Sounds bad.
Speaker 1:Bro, this is the here's one. I rejected.
Speaker 5:You must specify the details for withdrawal of funds.
Speaker 6:Look at that. I can't take them to your post, it's all right. Yeah, take the first two numbers, add it with a sense. You get sixty, nine, then you got four, twenty jumbled up.
Speaker 8:Wow.
Speaker 5:Oh my God, it's a meme. They're trying to get you with a meme.
Speaker 4:For our listeners. The dollar amount that was rejected and needs to be deposited in my bank account Once I provide them the bank account information is thirty five thousand two hundred forty dollars and thirty four cents. They didn't think we would get it out and know who they're dealing with for ADHD after dark. We live for the shit now and probably for the next week, and then we'll forget about it.
Speaker 5:Oh, absolutely Like. I forget most things by the next day, yeah.
Speaker 4:I kind of forgot about shell until we started talking about it. Honestly, yes, same, that's a good thing.
Speaker 1:We opened up that email the other day. We could never be lawyers. This is a hell of a title in my spam folder Fit and sexy. I've never satisfied. How's your endurance? Yeah, how is your endurance, Coco? Tell me Well not great.
Speaker 2:Fill me in, let me read you the video. I'm looking to meet you. I'm looking to meet you, I'm looking to meet you. I'm looking to meet you. I'm looking to meet you.
Speaker 1:I'm looking to meet in person and not online play. I'm a sex addict who enjoys having sex with anybody and everyone Men, women, couples, groups, et cetera. If you want me, stroke me, do me or spank me, send message.
Speaker 2:Why does that sound like that chick out of Florida?
Speaker 6:You just got an email from a fleshlight.
Speaker 1:I just got an email from a fleshlight. At least it didn't say don't forget to clean me.
Speaker 6:You're right, man.
Speaker 2:Just pass it on for you know don't forget to scoop the come out of me I don't like that. You said clean and you're cleaning the fleshlight.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but you're the one that made it vivid. Yeah, we took it there. Now just imagine cleaning the come out like this Are you going to suck it out of there? Cocoa is that you're going to fuck. No, that's what you're going to do.
Speaker 4:Yeah, maybe oh no this company is called Super X. They they do like a workout gear, like a tire and stuff. They're it's like superhero theme, though like they do collaborations with different superheroes to make it look like your workout gear is reminiscent of a superhero. They're doing a power ranger crossover, and I've never been more excited to buy workout clothes my entire fucking life.
Speaker 1:They all just make you look like Spider-Man.
Speaker 4:I'm OK with that too.
Speaker 1:Go go power rangers. Which one are you going to get, Zeno?
Speaker 4:Green.
Speaker 1:So then, what you want, are you?
Speaker 6:going to get.
Speaker 1:E, oh, what are you posting? Oh, that's just the post and stuff.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:So what do now?
Speaker 4:Bless you, bless you.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God.
Speaker 3:We want to bring back to you.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, we could do that.
Speaker 1:Spring back the universe, get barred up Crazy. Sounds like he doesn't want to do it.
Speaker 2:Craziest thing I've ever heard. Coco actually hit me up today. He's like Markey, do you know what I've been missing? Yeah, what are you missing? I was like what is that? Coco? Like what are you thinking about? And he's like God damn it, I want to play some sex games. I was like you know, they were really funny, but I feel like it was kind of you know out there a little different.
Speaker 1:Hey, markey you have a computer too.
Speaker 5:That's really having a computer and your streaming and the quality looks fine. Why can't you do it?
Speaker 4:Yeah, it does look pretty good over there.
Speaker 2:Is that what you know? So we already have a few sex games, Like I'm definitely you know, I'm not putting a new one on here just because you guys don't want to finish the ones you have.
Speaker 3:What.
Speaker 1:Is that it?
Speaker 3:Yeah, okay.
Speaker 6:Just go open new grounds.
Speaker 1:Oh God.
Speaker 8:What are we doing? Go to new grounds and stream it.
Speaker 2:You know what are you talking about. Don't lie to us.
Speaker 4:I actually don't.
Speaker 1:You've never been to new grounds no.
Speaker 2:You're a liar. I'm serious. You're a fucking liar.
Speaker 1:Have we found something that I've done that Zeno hasn't? It's fucking weird.
Speaker 2:I never look at porn on a fucking game site Wrong.
Speaker 6:New grounds has been doing sex games since, god, I must have been middle school.
Speaker 1:That's illegal for you to be on there.
Speaker 3:I had middle school you click that, yes, I'm over 18.
Speaker 5:They're just like, okay, fuck it, you're allowed in, I'll give a shit.
Speaker 1:Middle schoolers are still doing that. You want to see some weird tentacle shit? Perfect, absolutely.
Speaker 5:You want to see misshapen, badly drawn boobs, here you go. This is the early 2000s, with flash baby.
Speaker 4:This is the early 2000s I bet you, they've only got more high quality. The only browser games I remember playing that I probably shouldn't have been was you remember stick death? Yeah, I remember stick death.
Speaker 6:Didn't get it, played that a lot.
Speaker 1:Oh, jesus Christ, he actually opened up new grounds. Oh shit, xeno is going to learn about new grounds here. This is exciting, is it? Yeah?
Speaker 5:So this is where, like a lot of our cartoon animators that we really know, like ego raptor, psychic, pebble, speed sausage, which I think he's now just called speedo, sexual lobster All of them like came from this site as world Shit, what's his name? Only plays. He also started here as only cartoons.
Speaker 1:At least the home page isn't degenerate.
Speaker 6:Wonder how it's, because it's not just adult games.
Speaker 5:Oh, you need to create an account now for an adult thing.
Speaker 2:No no.
Speaker 1:You know, how easy that is to do though.
Speaker 2:What have you done? What have you?
Speaker 4:done After dark.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm fucking ADHD. After dark can get all the fucking porn emails.
Speaker 5:Coco. What's our email?
Speaker 1:Podcast ADHD after dark at gmailcom. Also, if you message is that will report you to the FBI. What's up bro?
Speaker 2:Hey, what's your birthday?
Speaker 1:Um December you might not want to say that one out.
Speaker 6:You have to fucking. Are you thinking about it?
Speaker 4:fucking podcast. Virtuoso, found our email yeah.
Speaker 2:Well, I wasn't going to say my birthday, I'm just, you know.
Speaker 4:I know I get all of this. That's my birthday.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you're going to click the motorcycles. You missed one. You got to verify.
Speaker 5:It's three miles away. Error, god damn it.
Speaker 6:Okay, e P.
Speaker 5:Who, who.
Speaker 1:Exclamation you just give out what is this Is this cell shaded stairs, yeah what the fuck is going on here.
Speaker 4:I think I got them. They just up the difficulty on that shit. I think it was an idea.
Speaker 1:Hey, we got an automated message. This is from Newgrounds. Please click here to validate your account. I validated it.
Speaker 5:All right, here we go. Now we're going to look at the porn.
Speaker 2:Oh no, I'm breaking everything.
Speaker 4:Oh no.
Speaker 1:One four skin fun, oh no.
Speaker 6:Oh, what the?
Speaker 4:fuck, is that it's?
Speaker 5:below the sonic one David Karadine hangman what the fuck? Oh, that's a deep cut.
Speaker 3:That's a real deep cut.
Speaker 5:Fuck, Mr Hatcher. What is this?
Speaker 8:That is a vagina.
Speaker 4:They didn't want to type it out, or they didn't know how to spell.
Speaker 5:Anti Halloween. I played this one.
Speaker 1:You played this one.
Speaker 5:That takes me back Interesting.
Speaker 1:Was it a good one?
Speaker 5:I don't remember.
Speaker 3:I also remember playing this one Naruto dating sim.
Speaker 1:Boobs butt. Question mark part two Boobs butters or shoulder. Little red riding hoe.
Speaker 4:Oh. Zeena how uncomfortable, are you I?
Speaker 2:mean I'm not, it's not as bad as I thought it was.
Speaker 5:Hint I heroes play now. Oh, oh God.
Speaker 4:Okay.
Speaker 5:Please subscribe to our audio listeners what we are.
Speaker 2:There are a couple advertisements on both sides of the page.
Speaker 4:The one on the left appears to be a young lady With a short haircut. Short like pixie haircut. Yeah, peers, to be alternating between a red and a blue octopus. Yeah, he's taking care of her Quite nicely. Yeah, cressing, and all that. On the right hand side, also an advertisement and looks like we got a step. Bro, I'm stuck situation and one part of it she appears to be stuck. I also like how one of those girls.
Speaker 5:it pixelizes the penis, but the rest of it doesn't. Yeah, and also you got this.
Speaker 4:Oh, what is okay?
Speaker 5:Oh, my God.
Speaker 6:She's covered up.
Speaker 1:Let's play the game, jesus fucking.
Speaker 4:Christ Okay.
Speaker 8:Expert in the female form are you? Well, it's time to prove it. Punk, let's play boobs, butt or shoulder.
Speaker 5:Okay.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 5:Okay, instructions. The game is simple. You will be shown a portion of the female body. The rest will be hidden, based on that crop image.
Speaker 1:You must decide if it is the cleanest sex game.
Speaker 5:There are 30 questions, with some unrelated questions thrown in for fun. Is that the music off?
Speaker 1:Because I can't.
Speaker 6:This is fucking Jeffery. Don't worry guys, we'll get a JPEG award image. That's the end.
Speaker 5:Here we go, not even a PNG.
Speaker 4:That's boobs, goddamn it.
Speaker 3:Oh no.
Speaker 4:Damn it All right boobs, butt or shoulder, I think that's butt I was going to say shoulder.
Speaker 5:Where was this?
Speaker 1:Butt, butt, butt, boobs, butt.
Speaker 4:Boobs.
Speaker 1:What is this Shoulder?
Speaker 5:That's a butt, damn it. I live on butts All right.
Speaker 1:now for a question that's totally unrelated, totally unrelated question.
Speaker 3:What gun is that 45, 44.
Speaker 5:It's a magnum, it's a 44.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it is magnum.
Speaker 5:I said it first. What is that? Ass ass, ass, All right, All right. What was that?
Speaker 6:Shoulder. What a fucking ass that is such a flat butt.
Speaker 1:Bro your butt looks like a shoulder Boobs, boobs.
Speaker 6:Boobs.
Speaker 1:This announcer is ridiculous, shoulder.
Speaker 6:Shoulder yeah.
Speaker 5:Butt, you got it. That's totally unrelated. Oh, uh, uh, what. None of the answers are right.
Speaker 6:Walker.
Speaker 5:Walker.
Speaker 6:Walker.
Speaker 1:Just do Walker.
Speaker 6:George Walker butch.
Speaker 5:Herbert Walker.
Speaker 6:All right. What's this? Shoulder Boobs.
Speaker 4:What's this Boobs.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I love how it tells you where the pictures copyrighted from. Yeah.
Speaker 6:Butt, uh, butt.
Speaker 4:Yeah, also a flat butt, Shoulder Boobs, boobs. Get the fuck out, marnie, you ain't guess a single, while you come here and guess a person.
Speaker 2:Why is there so much technical porn happening on the side? I don't know. Sure we're three for three on the unrelated ones.
Speaker 4:All right, what's this Shoulder?
Speaker 5:Those are boobs.
Speaker 1:No.
Speaker 5:That's got too much JPEG.
Speaker 6:Boobs.
Speaker 8:There's too much movement happening on the internet?
Speaker 6:I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know there's too much movement happening on each screen right now.
Speaker 3:Shoulder.
Speaker 1:No shoulder, Damn it. What an ass crack. I can't tell it's got two blurbs.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 1:All right now for a person who's solely unrelated.
Speaker 5:In Star Wars, Skywalker asked C-3PO what the fuck?
Speaker 2:is this, I don't know Detention.
Speaker 8:Okay.
Speaker 5:What? Hey, okay, no, those were boobs.
Speaker 6:All right, told you.
Speaker 4:Butt yeah.
Speaker 8:Boobs.
Speaker 6:Solar.
Speaker 8:Oh shit.
Speaker 3:All right Shoulder. Why was that?
Speaker 5:one ad over there censored.
Speaker 1:Why was there one thing that's censored on this fucking page?
Speaker 4:Uh generally, there we go. Yeah, good shit, tits, no tits, Shoulder, solar Wow, what you're talking back in your mouth, lady, that's an ass Tits.
Speaker 1:Yep Shoulder.
Speaker 5:Nope, those were boobs. Fuck you, I don't know. Temptation.
Speaker 3:I don't know, I guess survivor.
Speaker 5:Ass to five. That's the game. Please hold on as they tabulate our score.
Speaker 1:It's a computer. You know our score before we finish 18 out of 30.
Speaker 5:Link to the image. Oh no, I'm not clicking. Well, we got a pitiful score.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6:Fuck you.
Speaker 1:That was, that was a. Thing.
Speaker 4:It was Naruto dating some.
Speaker 1:Let's try that. Let's go to the. Oh god. Oh, dear there's a 50 day limit. Oh, there's a 50 day limit. There's a 50 day limit.
Speaker 5:Fix. Choose the first option for the hentai scene.
Speaker 1:Choose the first option for the hentai scene.
Speaker 5:Oh okay, live anime, eat anime, sleep anime. Probably die from eating anime, probably die from eating anime. Oh, that's what I can't hear.
Speaker 1:Cut that out. Cut that out. That'll be very easy to see because it's on a separate track.
Speaker 5:I'm hoping that muted it. Oh, here we go music.
Speaker 1:There's so much copyrighted music in this.
Speaker 5:Let's try. There are only 100 days left until the final round of the tune in a-. Oh, okay, that one way they spelled that one wrong. That just means Art Dysoski, rock Lee and the others are in Danger 2. I better make this time worthwhile. So who are Sockra's notes? Charm Sway's customers at the flower shop affects flirtability at 20, 40, and 60, impresses everyone. Intelligence Nice to have all teaching children. Impresses Sosuke. Sosuke couldn't give a fuck about the children.
Speaker 1:Wait, are we Sakura in this?
Speaker 5:I think we're Sakura and we're trying to-.
Speaker 1:We're trying to fuck Sosuke.
Speaker 5:Oh, one of the boys, I guess, because our guess or options are Sosuke, lee or Naruto. So Chakra impresses Naruto, strength impresses Lee and intelligence impresses Sosuke.
Speaker 1:What's really funny is at the bottom. It literally tells you how to have sex with them. It's like literally instructions on how to do it.
Speaker 5:Her plan is to HB and Chakra by sleeping. Oh my God, this is so much.
Speaker 1:I just want to see naked.
Speaker 6:Oh my God, we gotta add points Her blood type's. O, she's got no charm. She's a wet paper bag.
Speaker 4:No intelligence.
Speaker 1:Very interesting that they definitely did not use the 18-year-old model, but they said the age is 18.
Speaker 5:Well otherwise we got to use pounds.
Speaker 4:I think they're on full charm.
Speaker 3:What is that menu.
Speaker 8:What is this?
Speaker 5:Wow, Alright, flower shop. Oh hello, what's your name? You know, Earn money two times. Charm costs 30 HP. Gain charm costs 30 HP. I guess cashier Yay, we got $140. Now we got $220.
Speaker 6:Hot strings, hot strings.
Speaker 5:Oh, they're there.
Speaker 1:It's impossible to find a way to go.
Speaker 5:Gain chakra counter plus one cost 20 HP. Gain current HP plus 20 cost one chakra counter. I guess, let's, oh, won't, let me relax. Okay, we can invigorate though.
Speaker 6:Wait, alright.
Speaker 1:Where's this fucking game?
Speaker 5:I don't know Rage, oh, conserve your energy.
Speaker 4:Okay, Fuck you, Lee. You yelled at us and we Lee.
Speaker 8:You're useless without any.
Speaker 1:Fuck you Sasuke.
Speaker 5:Why do I get energy? Uh, raining. Yay, our chakra increased by one, maybe. I shouldn't have put everything in charm Academy. Teach me senpai.
Speaker 1:Woo, we earned nothing. We earned $0.
Speaker 5:Alright, looks like we have enough to do. Like one more thing, I guess study. Yay, we're smarter. Now let's go home and sleep, okay, oh my god.
Speaker 1:Are we gonna ADHD this until?
Speaker 5:we get on board.
Speaker 1:I thought we were gonna hyper fixate on it. No, we're just gonna fucking Bro. I wanna click on the C word.
Speaker 6:I don't think that's a good idea. Oh, okay, we're back.
Speaker 1:I really have to know what the C word is.
Speaker 5:Oh, what is happening down here?
Speaker 1:Jesus Christ.
Speaker 4:Well. I've seen the fucking Logo for Newgrounds before?
Speaker 1:Yeah, I thought you were about to say I've seen this game before. No.
Speaker 6:So we just gotta shoot, and then the door is open.
Speaker 1:Shooting the vaginal opening will cause cut damage.
Speaker 4:Taking the mouse will get bugs off your balls. What Taking drugs will make you appear cool to others?
Speaker 1:What the fuck? Oh no, I guess, Markey. Why are you muted? You wanted this. Oh no, we go take the drugs up top. There's drugs. Go make yourself look cool yeah.
Speaker 8:I'm trying.
Speaker 5:I swallowed whatever that was with my foreskin. I think that's an STD.
Speaker 8:Ride rage bro.
Speaker 6:This is certainly. This is a game.
Speaker 1:Guys, I'm the hardest fuck right now.
Speaker 5:You would be. You are all people would be.
Speaker 1:More drugs.
Speaker 6:I'm just waiting for Court to get home from class and walk in and see this shit.
Speaker 4:Are you playing? Well, it's a game called the Seaword and actually E is playing it.
Speaker 5:And I am unwilling to say no to this anymore.
Speaker 4:Or she's gonna walk in and she's gonna be like, oh, I played that game before.
Speaker 5:I know that. Yeah, all my friends have played the Seaword.
Speaker 1:Why is Markey muted himself? Is he fucking dying over there? Or did Dusty come home?
Speaker 6:I can't have this shit. It says Ride.
Speaker 1:Rage.
Speaker 5:Yeah, it says Ride Rage when you pick up the drugs. Now there's an asshole.
Speaker 1:Are you shooting the asshole?
Speaker 5:Of course I'm shooting, oh God.
Speaker 4:Oh, he's shooting.
Speaker 5:He shoots back. Oh, it's throwing turds of me, it's equal matter. It's the shit that Markey shat himself with.
Speaker 1:This is more entertaining than an ROT1, even though it's a way shittier game. Yeah, I'm just not gonna include any of the audio from my desktop. I don't like this sound.
Speaker 5:Any rational human being would not like these sounds. Let's be honest. I'm just gonna say that you explode the turds and it just makes the background more brown.
Speaker 1:Just remember, somebody made this In green.
Speaker 4:I think those are like puss sacks.
Speaker 6:This is. This is a relaxing game, damn.
Speaker 1:This is essentially RezoGun, but sex edition. Can you guys ever play RezoGun?
Speaker 6:Nope.
Speaker 1:No, it's a pretty fun game.
Speaker 4:I got hit by a turd. I'm.
Speaker 6:You got shit on your balls.
Speaker 5:Gosh, there are so many turds on the screen, markey, why'd you have to shit so much?
Speaker 1:Whoa, stick your dick in the ass.
Speaker 4:Yeah, fuck him.
Speaker 1:Yeah, pound that ass. Yeah, that is what. Oh, hey, grew some hair.
Speaker 4:It's got a landing strip now. That's cute.
Speaker 5:Oh, there's some drugs. All this health okay.
Speaker 1:I how much did you have to drink and smoke to make this game?
Speaker 4:I don't know Lots of ass, markey.
Speaker 1:He's, he's AFK. I feel like people are gonna hate the section of the podcast because it's just us talking about this game that nobody's gonna see. Nobody's gonna see.
Speaker 4:It is interesting.
Speaker 5:Oh, there's so many bugs I don't want to have to shake them off my balls.
Speaker 4:I just noticed the things facial expression changed to like concern.
Speaker 1:That means angry when you start shooting. Yeah, this is so dumb.
Speaker 4:Oh, what the fuck.
Speaker 1:What is that face? Because he got a.
Speaker 8:It just got off, oh gosh.
Speaker 1:We've got to shake the grabs off. This is the dumbest fucking game ever and it's entertaining us.
Speaker 5:Right, right. More entertaining than that? Oh God, that was so loud.
Speaker 6:Oh my God, oh no, you found the gilf.
Speaker 5:How many faces does this thing have? How are we gonna?
Speaker 1:find out it's called menopause.
Speaker 4:No, oh my God, what is that yellow stuff?
Speaker 1:That's called a yeast infection.
Speaker 4:I'm gonna throw up.
Speaker 6:Menopause is scary oh.
Speaker 1:I hate the smile. No, oh, it's pissing on you.
Speaker 4:That is disgusting, oh my God.
Speaker 5:How do I stop this?
Speaker 4:I assume it just fills up to a point. Yeah, it looks like it's going back down.
Speaker 5:All right there with you, baby, oh God.
Speaker 4:I did so much damage when you fucking dipped your dick in the pee.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you don't want to fucking put your ball in the pee. Oh, what have we come down to?
Speaker 6:Certainly.
Speaker 1:If this is this one, what is the next?
Speaker 6:one.
Speaker 5:There's a pill, there we go. That was health. What's that?
Speaker 8:booze.
Speaker 6:Oh, you got whiskey.
Speaker 4:Small.
Speaker 1:This is fucking disgusting.
Speaker 6:I hate the sound.
Speaker 5:The sounds.
Speaker 1:Oh, there's so gross dude I like how murky said he wanted this and then he left.
Speaker 5:Yeah, right, he was the one who was encouraging. And they said oh, you know, I don't want to be wrong this does cease here.
Speaker 4:No, what's probably happening is he muted himself because he's beaten his dick so hard.
Speaker 1:Don't dip your dick in the pee.
Speaker 5:Well, I had to get the drugs.
Speaker 4:Surely there's not another level, absolutely not there's definitely a fucking level after menopause Wait.
Speaker 1:At this point. I'm in it because I want to see how bad it can get.
Speaker 5:Get the roids. What do you think I'm trying to do? I got to destroy the piss bubble. Yeah, he's got to get the yeast infection first. Oh my God, it didn't get worse.
Speaker 1:This should look. Oh my God, is that the cervix? Oh, it's shooting tampons. Oh no, that's 100% the cervix, right.
Speaker 6:Oh no, there's an asshole.
Speaker 1:No, that's in the vagina. You guys didn't take fucking anatomy class. I did.
Speaker 5:I just I'm just really focused on trying not to die from all the tampons on screen.
Speaker 4:I've also not seen one so angry before.
Speaker 1:I mean, yeah, this is what you need to go see a doctor.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:You're getting shot, you're getting fucked up.
Speaker 4:This is really difficult boys, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1:I was really hard. You get an award Got to read crab syphilis and herpes.
Speaker 4:Damn.
Speaker 6:Next.
Speaker 1:Next, I might have to call Margie. Should I call Margie?
Speaker 6:Go by rating what's our best rated one.
Speaker 5:Let's see.
Speaker 4:Rains.
Speaker 6:Probably the C word.
Speaker 1:I'm calling my.
Speaker 5:OK, the most popular. Oh, thank you for being.
Speaker 4:Yeah, if I could put in your credit card information apparently this short. Cream B short. He's gone for good.
Speaker 1:He's probably getting this fucking ass chewed out by, oh my God, some of these are like range. You know it's all All right.
Speaker 5:some girls is apparently the most popular meat.
Speaker 1:Only a detective.
Speaker 5:Oh, I remember playing this one too, Fucking.
Speaker 1:Jesus and this one.
Speaker 6:I don't remember this one.
Speaker 5:Jesus.
Speaker 4:He was there.
Speaker 5:I was coming back to me.
Speaker 8:And this one girl jungle girl.
Speaker 4:What? Is this ass snake. She getting fucked by it.
Speaker 5:I don't know.
Speaker 1:I don't know, sonica.
Speaker 5:Wow why are these so good?
Speaker 2:Oh God wasn't going to answer the phone while I was taking a fat shit like that. Oh, I figured you called us like wipe wipe, wipe, wipe, wipe.
Speaker 1:You literally missed the most angry vagina ever.
Speaker 2:Oh, no, oh a lot. Do you want the footage?
Speaker 1:I'll send it to you, oh God you lost.
Speaker 5:I'm sorry, you just started the game. I don't know.
Speaker 2:What.
Speaker 1:Look at the instructions first.
Speaker 5:Oh, OK To rip clothes, just pass your fingers over it. If Sensor man touches your fingers, it's game over.
Speaker 3:Oh he's so fast.
Speaker 1:You're selecting everything.
Speaker 4:This is so dumb.
Speaker 5:I'm sick. How are you supposed to do this?
Speaker 1:It's impossible. This game wasn't meant to run on fast computers.
Speaker 3:Paris Hilton dress up.
Speaker 1:Can we talk about the fake fucking horns that were drawn on her?
Speaker 6:Beautiful, you go to the girl's hand I game down by like five star ratings and all that. Oh, let's see if you do all time best reading what we got range all sort by C said, sort by views, sort by what we got by score.
Speaker 1:Oh, there you go oh.
Speaker 5:Jesus, chapter three.
Speaker 1:I'm going to go. This is just the next ones are two and one, so apparently this is probably broken.
Speaker 6:Read description.
Speaker 1:You can't use it because you got to don't install the new grounds player.
Speaker 2:Recommend a place in all that shit.
Speaker 5:I'm not. I'm not getting on the discord server. All right, let's try this one Conquest.
Speaker 6:That's a good one. You need to be WebGL.
Speaker 1:Nice.
Speaker 5:It won't. I just taken so long.
Speaker 1:It crashed. Oh, oh go.
Speaker 4:You get game.
Speaker 1:Two game, browser game.
Speaker 6:Jesus.
Speaker 1:You have to read download every time you want to play it. Imagine if you had no one.
Speaker 5:Copy all the time to each server, as here is more of that Almost there.
Speaker 1:This is our new low yeah.
Speaker 6:Oh, thanks to murky.
Speaker 1:Yep.
Speaker 6:There we go.
Speaker 1:Pink tea production.
Speaker 6:Wow, this is full screen. Look at that.
Speaker 5:Now say for work. Disclaimer for 18 plus adults only. This game deals with the darker side of sex BDSM, dominance and submission.
Speaker 1:This is literally ease game.
Speaker 5:All content is pure fiction and characters are above the age of 18. Continue. Oh yeah, why does that?
Speaker 1:look like the girl that got fused with the dog in full metal. Alchemist.
Speaker 6:Oh, no, no, we're not. Oh God, all character.
Speaker 5:All right, all right, she didn't make it the production value yeah. And this came out three years ago. Okay, the moment you first see her, you can tell how long until we see dicks. The distant figure far upon the cliff edge, alone staring out over the endless blue.
Speaker 6:You see all the rain drops. Maximum rain drop precipice.
Speaker 5:Lindsay jacket and dress aren't made for the gale that whips the sea spray through the air, stinging your face and soaking your clothes. Why are erotic fan fiction writers like looking throughout a thesaurus always?
Speaker 1:any book.
Speaker 5:She just stands there not seeming to care. Approach the girl I choose co-girl.
Speaker 6:This is like a fucking text adventure.
Speaker 1:She seems to notice the crunching sound your boots make on the gravel pathway.
Speaker 5:I thought this was her talking. No, I apologize. She turns her eyes widening in surprise when she sees you. Oh, now you, co-girl. Oh, no, no. She looks at you for a moment. She does her road but then seems to relax. Hold on. Our horse actors currently died. He is currently having a belt down.
Speaker 6:She's currently having a belt down.
Speaker 5:You got this baby.
Speaker 7:It doesn't matter anyway.
Speaker 5:You know what I think would make this game a lot hotter? Fucking Ray Romano Hold on my brother's tall.
Speaker 8:Turning away from you, she walks closer toward the cliff edge. What should we say?
Speaker 6:Nice weather huh.
Speaker 8:Nice weather huh.
Speaker 7:I always liked rainy days more than sunny ones, too, there's something exciting in that room.
Speaker 2:It's fucking dying right now. Who's dying in the background?
Speaker 8:Her hair flutters in the wind.
Speaker 3:Oh no, Now she's trying to find something, oh no.
Speaker 7:Or maybe I like, just like bad weather, because I'm she pauses, trailing off. No character. Who's you?
Speaker 2:Oh, she's trying to defog your glasses and get back in there. God damn it, come on you, you fucking.
Speaker 8:She says dismissively oh no, Uh, Miss you choose.
Speaker 6:Uh, I'm not leaving, jerry, I guess.
Speaker 8:I'm not leaving you here. Oh, here she is. You approach the figure to find a young woman slide a build with a lonely, disson-looking woman in her eyes. She retreats from you a little because we're fucking weird.
Speaker 7:I told you I've wanted to be alone.
Speaker 6:Miss oh shit Uh.
Speaker 1:Whenever it comes back up again. Somebody just read this macho man, Randy Savage. Oh yeah, that's your role, Mercky.
Speaker 7:You can offer me.
Speaker 5:All right, Mercky.
Speaker 7:Well, hang on, it's gonna say you first.
Speaker 8:Okay, okay. She wriggles out of your grasp, scrambling further up the outcrop until she's a footstep away from the sheer drop.
Speaker 7:It's people like you.
Speaker 8:She takes one backward glance at you with a look of anger or perhaps disappointment, then she turns.
Speaker 1:This is your line, Mercky.
Speaker 2:Perfect. This is what I've been waiting for.
Speaker 7:I can't wait to hear Macho Man's happy read this.
Speaker 2:Excuse me, before you can reach her, she's already vanished over the edge. Yeah. You lost her, you lost her, you lost her, you have to restart.
Speaker 3:Fuck, fuck.
Speaker 5:The moment you.
Speaker 7:I can't do this again.
Speaker 8:Do I?
Speaker 6:No, no no, no, no no. Nice swagger.
Speaker 5:Miss, you're too fucking aggressive. We have to leave.
Speaker 6:Have you never talked to a woman before? You just did the same thing. I just picked one, just die. I'm trying to get it back. I just want to help you Okay, miss which one. I just want to help you, or, yeah, you don't think others have tried.
Speaker 7:You might want to help me, but you can't. Nothing works, not for me.
Speaker 5:Is this crazy? I do with it.
Speaker 6:Oh no.
Speaker 5:I'm sorry, crazy. This just reminds me of the SNF dad.
Speaker 1:We love you crazy but you post a lot of sad TikToks.
Speaker 4:I saw one yesterday actually.
Speaker 5:All right, miss, you only have one option, all right, well, here we go, Let me drop.
Speaker 8:Her gaze drops to the ground and she turns her head towards you slightly, she's leaning in dick.
Speaker 7:I feel things too much.
Speaker 8:Hey yo, hey yo it all gets.
Speaker 7:It all gets too much for me. People faces laughing, smiling, getting along putting on my happy face.
Speaker 5:This is supposed to be a sex game. I'm not supposed to feel sad before I see titties.
Speaker 3:What do you mean?
Speaker 1:That's the reason we're here.
Speaker 4:Yeah, that's like your everyday life. You get sad and then you look up titties. Anymore.
Speaker 8:She shivers, but something tells you it's not from the cold, it's from the mask of the size of Zeno's dick.
Speaker 7:There's nothing anyone can do. I've tried so many times to fix it myself before. Others have tried to fix me, but nothing ever works. So it's come to this.
Speaker 8:Let me fix you. She smiles, a sad smile. What the?
Speaker 7:fuck is a sad smile. What makes you think you can help when so many others have found?
Speaker 1:Monjo man, randy Savage. He's gone, he's pooping.
Speaker 8:Oh yeah, I don't know Sounds like muscle.
Speaker 4:We have.
Speaker 2:That's good enough. The Monjo man is here, yet Just a stranger. A day out of the rain. Brother, that's not your life, this is your life. Maybe because the most so, the kind of person who likes going for walks in Savage wither. Yeah, she smiles faintly. What?
Speaker 7:if you do understand me a little, I doubt you can help. Well, we think that helps us pain, oh fuck.
Speaker 1:All the Monjo man will inflict gold and let it hurt, All right.
Speaker 5:Mrs this One.
Speaker 8:There she takes a nice sharp breath, her startled gaze meeting yours.
Speaker 7:What did you say?
Speaker 2:I said let me hurt you. Oh, my god, sound come.
Speaker 7:It's just no one's ever said that to me before.
Speaker 4:Oh, I can't imagine why.
Speaker 8:She touches the hem of her dress, pinching the fabric between her fingers.
Speaker 7:You really hurt me.
Speaker 2:Maybe you think you would help. Then yeah, I guess in a way, of course.
Speaker 7:But I'm difficult. I have problems, issues. Nothing ever works out for me. I'm not a good person. I try to try and feel I'm a mess. The thing is, everyone says I need fixing. Her voice drops almost a whisper. I think I need to be fixed. I think I need to be.
Speaker 8:Oh uh, you're fucking. Oh no, Missed that broken, we're going broken. I just need to say to your eyes, and it seems that a instance of mutual understanding is formed.
Speaker 1:I just need to say that this is better than the other two sex games we played Right. Because we got so much story before we're going to see fucking dick.
Speaker 2:Do I have to snagging some police burgers off the fucking grill?
Speaker 5:Yeah, go, go, go go.
Speaker 7:Will you break me, jesus Christ?
Speaker 8:Humbly rumbles in the distance and the rain intensifies, big droplets thudding against your arm. As you reach out to her, you take her slender hand in yours. You come with me and you'll see.
Speaker 5:A world of pure imagination.
Speaker 4:He's so bad, but I got to see what happens next.
Speaker 8:With the knowledge he follows, and together you set up into the gathering clouds, and so your life together began.
Speaker 5:Oh yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's just a tutorial.
Speaker 5:Her name.
Speaker 1:All right means you're fucking me Pfft.
Speaker 8:Day one.
Speaker 5:No wonder there's fucking safe files for this goddamn. Oh, there's color Wow.
Speaker 1:Actually there's.
Speaker 5:Coco. Oh, of course, gaming. I'm just seeing all what I can click on.
Speaker 4:Looks like just I'll be right back.
Speaker 1:Oh, we might as well just fucking. I'll read this after I talk here I'm waiting, we'll just wait for people to get back. But we might as well just say this is also going to be next week's episode at this rate, because I'm not going to be able to record next week. But if we're still doing this, I'll just cut it halfway through and be like sex game part two. There we go, so we can probably, we probably could roll an outro here. We've been going for an hour and a half.
Speaker 5:Yeah, you know what we can call it.
Speaker 3:Good, we, I'm sure we can keep going.
Speaker 1:I could just stop the recording and then we can just keep playing, and then we can count this as next week's, since I won't be able to record next week.
Speaker 5:Oh, that's fair, that's fair.
Speaker 1:It's a good thing, we started early, right? All right, goodbye everybody, we'll see you next week, part two.