ADHD After Dark
ADHD After Dark is the unfiltered podcast where a group of hilarious dudes with ADHD gather to talk about anything and everything that comes to mind. Brace yourself for an explicit and comedic rollercoaster ride, as we dive into the depths of randomness, pushing the boundaries of humor and edginess.
In each episode, we unleash our unapologetic, off-the-cuff banter, sharing outrageous stories, wild adventures, and side-splitting anecdotes that will keep you laughing throughout the night. No topic is off-limits for us—whether it's outrageous personal experiences, taboo subjects, or exploring the more intimate and risqué aspects of life, we bring a refreshingly audacious and humorous perspective to it all.
ADHD After Dark is your escape from the mundane and predictable. Join our crew as we navigate the uncharted territories of comedic chaos, reveling in the freedom to explore the untamed corners of our minds. We embrace the spirit of After Dark, where the content can get explicit, sexual, and edgy—pushing boundaries and challenging social norms with a healthy dose of laughter.
While we may not always offer informative insights, we guarantee an uproarious time filled with absurdity, spontaneous conversations, and unabashed humor. It's a podcast that's not afraid to go where others won't, creating an inclusive space for individuals who enjoy unfiltered comedic escapades.
So, grab a drink, kick back, and immerse yourself in the unapologetically hilarious world of ADHD After Dark. Warning: explicit content ahead—tune in at your own risk, but be prepared to laugh your way through our zany adventures, spontaneous tangents, and unabashedly funny discussions that defy convention. Welcome to the wild, comedic chaos of ADHD After Dark.
ADHD After Dark
S2 E15: We've got mail!
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Ever found yourself caught up in a whirlwind of absurdity that leaves you in stitches? Well, buckle up. We've got wild tales of ex-girlfriends hooking up, hilarious impressions of Jesse Ventura, and a peculiar, vaguely desperate email that transformed an otherwise average day into a riot of laughter.
Imagine receiving an email from someone who wants to discuss the impact of ADHD on career decision-making on your podcast. Picture the awkwardness, the peculiar request, and the sheer desperation in the follow-up message. We also received a guest's one-sheet and short interview, which left us questioning how their message and expertise might impact our audience. It's not every day you find yourself negotiating for a guest spot that comes with a side of Jesse Ventura impressions and plans for a pizza party podcast.
Finally, how about this for a twist? A bathroom story so graphic it's hilarious, a sprint to the door witnessed by a neighbor, and an email response so bizarre it brings the team closer together. It's more than just a podcast about ADHD; it's a hilarious exploration of life, its occasional absurdities, and a chance to maybe learn a thing or two. So tune in, share a hearty laugh with us, and embrace the rollercoaster that is life!
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Ex-Girlfriends Hooking Up
Speaker 1No, I can't say it again.
Speaker 2Say it.
Speaker 3It Coward he's a knock knock, knock knock. Who's there? Ding dong, ding dong. Who the host. Welcome to the host of snack cake Ding dong. Eat a thaw. For the price of only seven ding dong coins, you can gain entry into the host of snack cake Ding dong.
Speaker 2You eat a thaw.
Speaker 5Yes, it's all Jesse Ventura impressions. It's hilarious. I want to say the comedian's name is Will Sasso, but I'm probably wrong. I'm probably super wrong, but Hmm.
Speaker 2So we're live, well, we're recording, we beautiful Jesse Ventura impression. You're a Jesse Ventura impression.
Speaker 6I agree, oh, I know.
Speaker 3Yeah, you are.
Speaker 2Wrong you were laughing earlier for no reason about it.
Speaker 5It's funny he does another.
Speaker 3He does another one where he's like Bogo beef days are back at Arby's.
Speaker 2I can't wait. I can't wait for you to get here so we can talk about the email.
Speaker 6Oh, it's great. This is the favorite thing that ever happened to me.
Speaker 2Xeno thought today was going to be a shit day, because it was, I thought it was going to be a shit day.
Speaker 6They got out of work early. Let me tell you about this.
Speaker 2Email. Email email that ADHD after dark got.
Speaker 6Now I was like I was fucking wrong. Today is the best day of my life.
Speaker 2We're going to be writing a response to this email later once we have the English teacher.
Speaker 6Please not do long expertise.
Speaker 5Yeah, you guys want to hear some tea that I found out of work today, sure.
Speaker 2Yes, you're allowed to stand on on a public podcast. I'm going to fuck them. Okay, your piece of shit If this is bad just in both tie?
Speaker 5No, no, it does not. Oh damn. But a person I know they're their X, Do I know them? And then I don't not. Personally, you may have heard me like talk about them possibly. So this person just broke up with their ex-girlfriend and like made a point to go out to like the fair with a new girl and you know, let it be known kind of thing out there, yeah.
Speaker 6So it's gonna be a horrible story already.
Speaker 5Not only did his ex show up to the fair and like get all pissed off, but his other ex from before that ex showed up to the fair.
Speaker 2Oh, so we have the square root of the X there.
Speaker 5Yeah, we have what we have the first X that like fucking had a past X from you know. A little farther back in time we got X squared. We have X and Y, we are two Xs and a Y, and the Y is the person I know, and so the older ex just actually was like you're real funny, like kind of thing, and they're like, yeah, whatever, like the oldest ex, yeah.
Speaker 6And the newest. Why the fuck? Would she care.
Speaker 2Like how many years has it been since they fucked? I don't know.
Speaker 5So long? Yeah, it hasn't been years, it's? I mean, it's probably. Oh, so this guy?
Speaker 6gets around. Oh yeah, oh yeah. Okay, he's probably a piece of shit.
Speaker 2So he sounds very familiar to somebody who's telling the story. Is this you?
Speaker 6Just, it's a younger murky story from this.
Speaker 5No, it's not, they are dumb, but anyway. So he didn't realize that he was still connected to his ex's like security cameras, because he put he had put him up when they were living together. He's like I still have these. Like I didn't realize until I got a notification this morning and the older ex was showing up at his ex-girlfriend's house. So this chick shows up at this other chicks house at like 430 in the morning, leaves right about 530 in the morning, Came over for a little booty call and I was like how does that make you feel, man? Like you got you got these young ladies out here resorting to hook it up with each other or just to spite you? Like how does that make you feel? He's like I'm going to go pull a coat? I hate the timing of that, yeah.
Speaker 2Oh, yeah, keep going your story Maggie. Is that it yeah?
Speaker 5I mean, yeah, basically you know he's drove his two ex-girlfriends now to hook up with each other because obviously he just wasn't wasn't slanging that thing around like you know the Zeno or Coco would.
Speaker 2So when's the threesome going to happen? When he breaks up with his current girlfriend or whatever? Right?
Speaker 5Yeah, I don't know man.
Speaker 2So now, Fuck, you're about to walk into the best thing ever.
Speaker 6Yeah, like today was like an OK day and now it's like the best day ever.
Speaker 2So I brought it up to the boys that we got an email in the eight HD after dark email.
Speaker 4I saw them a group chat, I just didn't read. Don't worry, don't worry, you're about to learn about it.
Speaker 2It's supposed to be.
Speaker 6I need your help.
Guest Spot on ADHD Podcast Inquiry
Speaker 2Yeah, we specifically need your help because we're going to write a response because they did not listen to our podcast, 100 percent assuming they didn't. I'm assuming they didn't. But we have somebody who wants to be a guest on our podcast. It's a person who wants to talk about how ADHD impacts career decision making, or why many ADHD adults choose self employment and or entrepreneurship for your audience, and I've read those lines and I'm like you haven't listened to a single episode, have you?
Speaker 4Oh, so you know our audience.
Speaker 2No nothing. They the here. Do you just want me to read the email? Please do. I'm just going to read the email. Also, this is supposed to be private and confidential, but this was sent to us so it's not private anymore. So fuck you Our audience is all you know, Dick. Our audience is all our first party, so it's public Um so it's my only fans. This says hi there, great insights from your podcast ADHD after dark.
Speaker 3Oh wait Okay.
Speaker 4So that's what the insides. I'm sorry, I heard that we just fucking smash the racist. That's our Fuck.
Speaker 2We didn't even make it through the first sentence. All right, let me restart Great insights from your podcast, ADHD after dark.
Speaker 4I can't get over that part no, there fucking is not yeah.
Speaker 6Nobody in their right mind thinks that Okay, so that may be time.
Speaker 2We're just going to skip past that, then I'm reaching out.
Speaker 4We're having a hard time just believing this email exists. Right, it's in our fucking inbox.
Speaker 2Dude, you have access. All right, I'm reaching out because I'm curious if you're interested in doing an episode about, quote how ADHD impacts career decision making or why many ADHD adults choose self employment and or entrepreneurship for your audience. You know what?
Speaker 4Invite them.
Speaker 2That's what I said. I was like immediately invite them you learn that this is in the paper. This is the main audience for that. Yeah, we were. We were going to set up our rates for a rate. We do. We take visa, mastercard right.
Speaker 6No.
Speaker 4Yeah, if you can take discover or your dash funds. Yeah, if so, murky will take feet pics or, you know, weed You'll probably take weed. I don't think you want to be born. I don't think he wants feet pics from this person?
Speaker 2No? Um, if so, I'd like to introduce an amazing episode expert that can bring great value to your show.
Speaker 6She sure she could bring a lot of value she already has, honestly, yeah, she doesn't even know.
Speaker 2shell Mendelsen? Um, oh, this is going to pop up in our fucking transcript and they're going to be able to search up that we talked about. Oh God.
Speaker 6You guys are not saying anything bad.
Speaker 2We're not. We're just saying they shouldn't be on here unless they really think that they need to we believe they made a mistake.
Speaker 2We believe that they made a mistake. Shell has a masters in counseling, with an emphasis on career, and has helped hundreds of ADHD adults and young adults over the past 35 years find a fulfilling and sustainable career direction. She has excellent idea she could talk about on your podcast and make an episode on any of the following topics Seven steps to defining your ideal work. Five steps to self accommodation in the workplace. Reimagine and reboot a fulfilling work life with ADHD. Why I reimagined what color is your parachute for ADHD adults. Why ADHD adults are unable to make the best career decisions or how to be a job creator versus job beggar.
Speaker 6We don't make good career decisions because we're fucking stupid.
Speaker 4Where's the lie?
Speaker 2I'm sorry for more information about shell, you can check out her media. One sheet here and there's a link to a fucking a sheet that. Let me just go ahead, and it's basically just a sheet about shit that she does, so hang on, let me we share this to discord.
Speaker 4Oh my gosh, looks like she'll have to be her grandma's. Did you search her up? I'm looking at that YouTube video.
Speaker 2You said yeah, because we'll get to that. We'll get to that. There's a second follow up email I'll share. Yeah, they followed up.
Speaker 4They were quite out of me.
Speaker 2We saw the first message. Okay, so here's that dog. You can see it right? This is what they sent me. I'm like cool.
Speaker 4Okay, I'm here now. Oh my God, this is such a busy flyer. What's going on here, right?
Speaker 5But creating your smile. File.
Speaker 2Oh, that's a banana, it's Zeno's dick.
Speaker 6Oh my God they are stocking us, they're gonna be sure of that.
Speaker 2That is Zeno's dick. They are stocking us. How do they get that fucking picture?
Speaker 6I don't like this lady, anyone she's meat.
Speaker 2So what are the odds that they just searched ADHD and clicked on every podcast and had a oh, 100%, a hundred percent.
Speaker 6That lady manager is just like. I'm gonna get you out there in front of people.
Speaker 4She's like let me know, Pregsy is at least trying, she is Also.
Speaker 2I like how her Wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah, I like how her.
Speaker 4Pregsy down in her signature, but it's precious when Pregsy is in the fucking actual title of the email Is Pregsy, sure Is that a nickname she might go by. I have no idea.
Speaker 2Let me know if you'd be interested in hearing more about her. I'd be happy to connect you to her Smiley face, not like emoji, the old text, fucking smiley face. Thanks and thank you and more power to your show. Alright, she said that one day ago, august 23rd, at 1044 am. We got a response eight hours ago. This was already on my topic as a shit to bring up on ADHD. After talk, we were going to talk about this. Hey there, wanted to get this to the top of your inbox. They are fucking desperate. Following up to see if you had a chance to check my previous email about Shell Mendelssohn. I thought this short interview from heart at work LLC with Shell Mendelssohn would give you an idea of how her message and expertise can help your audience. Let me know if you'd like to get something on the calendar.
Speaker 6They don't realize the mistake they made the first time, and then they made it again.
Speaker 5Yeah, what we were thinking is on the reply back, we try to sound super professional but also lead them immediately to check out.
Speaker 4season one, episode six. Season one, episode six, you should know.
Speaker 6Goot and haughty oh.
Speaker 5You're gonna really hear the real turn of the fucking hive mind between us.
Speaker 2Yeah, we were all just like, yeah, we need to have her listen to this episode. We want to be like, hey, I don't think you've listened to the podcast. You should go listen to this episode first and then come back to us.
Speaker 5Here's our rates. Here's an attached document with all of our hourly rates.
Speaker 2It's gonna be fucking some stupid amount. We'll just say everybody has my salary, hourly rate which is like $100 an hour essentially.
Speaker 4And then, like, as the rates go up, just make them more like perplexing, like a Jack and Coke is just rambly added in there and it specifically has to be for murky, Can we?
Speaker 6have one person every 10 minutes after an hour demand like one Jack and Coke to satisfy murky. It's captain has to be captain.
Speaker 2Yeah just one of us has, one of us has or something. One of us has a rate of $69 per hour and somebody else just has a flat rate of $420 for an episode. Yes, so, like I figured, this whole podcast is going to be us talking about this and writing a response.
Speaker 6I mean, we can fill a whole hour out of it Also before we go on.
Speaker 2I got an email also from Spotify saying somebody fucking responded to a poll that apparently gets pushed on every episode about. What do you think of this episode? Zach said I enjoyed this episode as my first ever. Didn't know what to express, but I'm glad I was surprised. See, that's somebody who probably listened to the episode. Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 4I didn't know what to expect. I was like, hey, you know, I wanted to find a new podcast, and then these fucking idiots came around. I know my brother and my brother and me. They're going to be in a shot Zach, you know what You're a real one.
Speaker 2Tweet at us, you are a real one Mark after ADHD we love you, we'll get you on an episode.
Speaker 4I'll kiss you myself. I've seen him do it.
Speaker 2But whenever I looked at this video and I was like, oh, this place has 72 subscribers and 73 views from four years ago.
Speaker 6More than 70 downloads on our podcast last week.
Speaker 2We have more people that have listened to the sex episode, that have viewed this video that they're using for us to convince, to let her on.
Speaker 5Oh no. They're trying to get their name out there.
Speaker 2I mean obviously we have made it, boys, we have made it.
Speaker 6We have. People are trying to use us as a leg up in the industry now.
Speaker 5Yeah, they're trying to make terrifying.
Speaker 6They're trying to use us as a leg up in the ADHD community. They had to steal.
Speaker 4Zeno's dick. That means that we're starting to make it Think of that.
Speaker 6I think we've made it. We're already there.
Speaker 4You know a fucking Travis McElroy. You're fucking next dude.
Speaker 2The first episode has 305 downloads.
Speaker 6Oh yeah.
Speaker 2The second one is the fucking first sex game has 88. It's fucking stupid. He's pulling his cock out has the second most views. What the fuck is wrong with you people.
Speaker 4They are our fans.
Speaker 2Keep that in mind Fucking ever been spanked by Satan? 65 views.
Speaker 5Sounding in hell, 93.
Speaker 2Like all the ones that just have sex or point in the name Great Captain Morgan, sponsor us 29. Yeah, nobody wants to listen to that one Fucking. He's pulling his cock out. Hell yeah, let's go watch this.
Speaker 6Now that cuts the air, like like he's pulling his cock out I got to see you.
Speaker 2I mean Sure, fuck you, elon 74 dollars. Ah, ah. Ah, ah, this episode that one did this episode that one did this episode this episode this episode Fuck you, elon has has one more fucking view Than this fucking this fucking episode of Shell Mendelssohn that they sent us.
Speaker 4To promote.
Speaker 2Clearly they need to learn how to market. Just put a swear word in it you're good, you're good, fuck you, fuck you in Shell Mendelssohn, we don't even market ourselves at all.
Speaker 4The most we get is Murky once accidentally went. You know I'm on a podcast right. That's the most marketing we've ever gotten, yeah.
Speaker 2I can't let my work see this.
Speaker 4No, I get fired. I'm the same, probably.
Speaker 2Who's the same? Probably Alright. So how do we want to start this email out, guys?
Speaker 6So let's start them by like Thinking them for reaching out.
Speaker 2So yeah, thank you for reaching out to us.
Speaker 5Thank you so much for reaching out.
Speaker 2Thank you so much. Do you want me to put so much in there?
Speaker 4Let's start off with a formal greeting. So we need to say like Dear Prexy Quinto, hello Prexy Quinto.
Speaker 2This is why we have E.
Speaker 6Yes, probably throw something in there about, like we reviewed your credentials, we reviewed your credentials.
Speaker 1We let's start with the thank you for reaching out to us.
Speaker 4Then you follow it with the review, the credentials that you have sent out.
Speaker 3Oh my fuck.
Speaker 4The provider of our own, I'm back tonight.
Speaker 6This is the best thing ever. This is the greatest.
Speaker 4I love it. We still want to put her on our show after that.
Speaker 2The whole goal of this email is to If they, if they really want to do it, If they want to do it at this point we're down, but they fucking need to know that this isn't the podcast they thought it was.
Speaker 5If this person comes on the podcast, it's sex game number three baby.
Speaker 2And she's one of the voices That'll get everybody having a boner. Yeah, ladies.
Speaker 3So she's gonna be like what's discord and how does it work, Fuck?
Speaker 2Why is there?
Speaker 6a name on my screen. So he's gonna go beat it to MLB.
Speaker 2Oh my god, bd joined and it's just alright. I'm gonna go pull a cocoa and beat my nicked MLB Big demo B this is. This is the greatest.
Speaker 5I fucking love it. I'm sweating dude.
Speaker 4We need a fucking wucky and we just have Miz just in the background just randomly hitting shit like that from time to time. Miz loves this.
Speaker 6We're just like. Miz is a mute. Miz is fucking dying, right now.
Speaker 4He fucking communicates through sound alerts. He just starts spamming the most racist shit possible. Wow, you got this, oh my god, fuck you.
Speaker 2die Zino. You're so fucking red and shiny. What? Because this is our best idea we've ever had. This is even happening. This is even happening. This is even happening. This is even happening.
Speaker 4This is even happening. This was somebody making an on-, not an honest mistake.
Speaker 2They should have fucking listened to an episode. It is an honest mistake on their part.
Speaker 4This should not be a thing we're doing. You know what's really funny is I made a joke, you know how there's one random podcast episode that's actually about ADHD.
Speaker 2that's called ADHD After Dark and we were worried about that. What if they listen to that and then searched ADHD After Dark? And you were like and then searched ADHD After Dark and found honors instead?
Speaker 4Oh, no, oh no, oh no. Oh no, oh no.
Speaker 2Okay, so we've reviewed your credentials. Like is that the sentence? I got distracted a bunch, imagine, imagine.
Speaker 4Let's say, we reviewed the credentials you sent and watched the video as well. We've reviewed.
Speaker 2Good thing that everybody's gonna be able to hear my typing in the podcast so that we don't have to do something during me typing. So thank you for reaching out to us. We've reviewed the credentials you've sent and watched the video as well.
Speaker 4What do we wanna say now? You need to express interest in your offer.
Speaker 3Oh my.
Speaker 5This young assistant is probably an intern. She's not getting paid. She's like oh my God. It says lead account manager.
Speaker 2She's getting paid something. Joe, I finally got one.
Comedic Podcast Negotiations and Planning
Speaker 5I finally got you a podcast to be honored. They have almost 2,000 downloads. It's gonna be great. She's gonna be like that's awesome. Practically, I appreciate it Like you did great. And then they sent this to me. They sent this episode they recommended for us to listen to before joining. It would be really helpful. And then it just goes in to eat fucking, honest, de-sucking cock.
Speaker 2I'm laughing so hard I wouldn't be surprised if I don't ship myself before this episode ends, like if you hear me say, oh, might as well, just fucking tough it out. I'm putting my pants, guys laughing.
Speaker 4I need to say are we going to help?
Speaker 7This is amazing.
Speaker 4It's a good idea. I have a wife, there's nothing you can tell us about this?
Speaker 7They deserve this. Yeah, they fucked up Pre-Satan, fuck God.
Speaker 4I'm 900% sure All they fucking did was they surfed ADHD because they're just like maybe that's the topic we can focus on and just send out a mass of emails to any ADHD podcast, or they got us confused with a fucking book.
Speaker 2Yeah, that's unfortunate, I think, yeah, yeah, hope they didn't read that book and then expected our podcast to be like it because I mean, well, we're going to show them what to expect we're giving
Speaker 5them the information.
Speaker 4We're going to talk about sex on here a lot. I mean, when do we not talk about Zeno's massive dick? We even talked about every fucking.
Speaker 2We talked about it. This episode already. My fucking glasses are fucking up.
Speaker 6God damn excited.
Speaker 2Oh my god, this is oh dude. My fucking dick is hard as fuck right now.
Speaker 4I need to mischeck. Are you still okay with this? I'm not on my date right now, I'm just stroking. Ok, this is good with it. I love that this is just buying into the.
Speaker 2I'm just going to press sell points for the fucking I'm, the duration, I'm dead.
Speaker 6I love it, I fucking love it.
Speaker 2So our podcast is over. After this episode Like we cannot get any. We can't get any better than this.
Speaker 6This is a milestone in our lives, boys. Oh my god, so we got it.
Speaker 2We were great, we would like to express interest in your offer. Anything else in that sentence or period, we're still on the first fucking. It's we're on, I think, the third one at this point.
Speaker 5I don't know if your insert name here counts as a sentence. I think we're still on like the second.
Speaker 2No, there's three periods.
Speaker 6All right. Thank you for reaching out to us. We've reviewed your credentials. You sent and watched the video. We would like to interest in your offer.
Speaker 4I like that.
Speaker 2Yeah, where are we at so? New paragraph, new paragraph continuing this paragraph. However, we do have some demands, maybe a copy and paste in like the fucking shitty letters from a ransom note.
Speaker 4I would say something like our team has some questions for you.
Speaker 6Yes, but I get my own.
Speaker 2Mildly Call in period because we're doing a bulletin list. I see you, I can't see.
Speaker 4Maybe. Maybe we can say like one thing is we are primarily a comedy podcast and we were curious how could they bring humor to the podcast with these subjects? Ok, so.
Speaker 5If I could wait, you're way too professional. Ask them if they like talking about people with huge cocks, First off, and second if they've ever played a game where the next sense is a racist just so you know you know, did you know that Murky's a racist?
Speaker 6Just to coming.
Speaker 2Oh God, so we had. So could you give me that again, because I fucking spaced out, was it one? Question we had for you was what was it. Is that how it was worded?
Speaker 4Yeah, we had some questions for you, then maybe make a bulletin list. Ok, there we go we say that we are a comedy podcast and, you know, try to start off professional and then as we go down the list, it just becomes worse and worse. Got it OK.
Speaker 2We are comedy podcasts, so we were wondering how you could bring these topics in with your community.
Speaker 5Yes. I can love it. This is a great thing, Bro.
Speaker 2we're going to have to like post this as a screenshot of fucking Twitter. What are the fucking screen shots? Screen Twitter screen shot. We won't fucking include anything of hers. Yeah, any of their we're just going to fucking show our response. Ok, what's the next bullet? How are we getting? How we get the?
Speaker 5next question yeah, what's the next question we have for this person? How?
Speaker 2much are you offering? That's going to be in here somewhere, right?
Speaker 5Yeah, how much exactly? Let's put that at the end.
Speaker 6Like how much would you agree to our hourly rates?
Speaker 2I'll just put a space here. Will you agree to our hourly rates and we'll attach a fucking document later. Yeah, I'm going to put it for you.
Speaker 5On mine. You have to have murky with and without ass.
Speaker 2I put it for you. Does he see a document?
Speaker 6Yes, I love it.
Speaker 2Somebody needs to get working on our hourly, hourly rates document right now. Somebody just give me a fucking text file that we can shove in here.
Speaker 4It should just be a picture of a crudely drawn like with crayon.
Speaker 2Do it in MS Paint and send it to me as a PNG. I'm only using the mouse to draw the text. That's the point. Yes, yes, and I'm going to. I'm not going to insert the PNG in line, I'm going to attach it. So they have to fucking open it.
Speaker 5You know you have to put up top in like, yeah, green fucking crayon writing group package and then just underneath of a book, $500 an hour group, the party plan, the party.
Speaker 2It comes with a pizza party.
Speaker 5Podcast party plan.
Speaker 2Oh my God, I fucking this is. This is, quite honestly, this may be the dumbest thing I've ever done.
Speaker 4Same. I love it.
Speaker 5We're still working on question two.
Speaker 2This is also going to be like our cleanest episode ever.
Speaker 6Guys, I'm just starting on this and it looks so dumb.
Speaker 2And it's perfect, perfect, perfect.
Speaker 6Hang on, let me finish this first row, then I'll share it.
Speaker 2I love it Like there's no afraid of sharing anything here because we're trying to be shitty. Question number two have you listened to a podcast episode yet? If not, we suggest season one, episode six, right?
Speaker 4And then send a link on like a spot. Yeah, yeah. And just list on there that we personally believe it's one of our better episodes. That really shows off, hey, hey.
Speaker 3Oh, my God.
Speaker 5I hope this person's smart enough to look at this and be like OK, these guys are definitely like fucking with us. See attached Spotify link fucking, I just have a document of text links.
Speaker 2Hang on, let me fucking open up Spotify real quick. Hopefully nothing copyright plays. Oh, don't play, don't play, don't play on startup.
Speaker 5I will be right back.
Speaker 2Okay, good.
Speaker 5It didn't play on start. All right, I already get out this myself.
Speaker 2Dude, I almost fucking shit myself.
Speaker 4Do you all just need to take a quick bathroom break? No Good, no, I sold yourself.
Speaker 2I'm waiting for that. I farted on a poopy, almost slipped out. That was wet. The boys play a sex game. Here we go share copy episode link here. What was the other thing we were gonna say? We think this really shows off what our podcast is about, or something like that.
Speaker 6Oh, I really embodies the essence of our podcast. Alright. Share screen untitled paint.
Speaker 4Oh, okay. I. Like a happy Smiley Sun in the corner. It needs it.
Speaker 2Smiley Sun in the corner for the love of God you know, I love that you use the spray paint brush to do this. Yeah, it looks like crayons bro.
Speaker 4Oh my god, you know, I thought I was having a bad day until this moment.
Speaker 6I said this morning I thought it's gonna be a shit day. It's fucking hottest fuck. And then cocoa read this email to me. I was like this is the best day of my life.
Speaker 2I we've turned this into a 33 minute fucking. A strap again, oh.
Speaker 7Fuck my god okay, make this.
Speaker 5Make the spray area bigger to see the colored in faster.
Speaker 2All the way, just fucking leave some gaps. Yeah, you got. You got bored halfway through it. Adhd kicked in there. You know that's it. That's the logo. You're done. There we go yeah it looks like a fucking cat.
Speaker 4It looks like a bad Sonic the Hedgehog.
Speaker 5Yeah, that's good, that's good.
Speaker 7Bro, that's my asshole.
Speaker 5Your ass was yellow Satan dude, I'm literally fire.
Speaker 7Why wouldn't it be yellow?
Speaker 4Okay, I love it, I love it, okay right.
Speaker 2I love the crossed out team by the way, did you mess up and you were just like no.
Speaker 6I put that in there on purpose. I was like this is gonna be fucking.
Speaker 2Of course I fucked it up, but I wasn't gonna reach it, because I ain't no bitch.
Speaker 6I was like trying to think how I can make it looks more stupid. That's like I'm gonna draw an extra tea and just it looks incredible, doesn't it?
Speaker 2Oh, next week's episode is gonna be us probably reading a reply from these guys or just saying that they didn't contact us back. I really hope they send us something back. If they send something back and say you know, this isn't the podcast, we thought it was like to be on. I'll be like oh, oh no.
Speaker 5Oh my god what if they give us a counter offer like we'll give you guys 75 bucks a person?
Speaker 2Yes, if they give us a counter offer and say we'll give you 75 dollars a person, the answer has to be yes, because they now have to know what they've got themselves into and if it's five dollars per person, if they just say, they'll still be on the fucking podcast will agree to it.
Speaker 6Yeah, cuz Like.
Speaker 5Shit a little too hot.
Speaker 2Oh, all right with oh my god, this is I. I'm so glad that we all met.
Speaker 6Here's ease rates here number one E just a little line and then what, what, what is ease rate?
Speaker 2Fucking house. I.
Speaker 5Put the square with the little roof.
Speaker 4Yeah, just draw a house.
Speaker 2He picks just a feet. Picks. Can you draw a feet with the spray paint? Can Just two feet? Picks two feet.
Speaker 4Yeah, just put in two feet, don't even add anything after feet.
Speaker 2Fucking cow feet or something like that.
Speaker 6They should have spelled feet with it with an, a just.
Speaker 4I.
Speaker 5Am sweating so hardcore right now.
Speaker 4Oh, obviously you can't tell you want to be cocoa purple, let's go purple oh.
Speaker 6Good yes.
Speaker 4Y'all remember when this podcast used to be about watching fucking Pokemon well, we have any.
Speaker 2We named it ADHD for a reason. Yeah, what should my, what should, what should my payment be? Um, just draw a fucking picture of a dildo.
Speaker 6I don't think I want to do that.
Speaker 5No no. I'm sending this to somebody like they're gonna open this.
Speaker 6You want yours to be like 69 Snickers bars or some stupid shit. I don't know let's make it.
Speaker 2Let's make it 69 kick-cat bars.
Speaker 4The way you fucking eat kick-cat bars, though, is the way the sane person eats them.
Speaker 2Yeah, so she'll have to watch me do it.
Speaker 4I'm scared for the camera with each bite yeah 69 glizzies 69 glizzies.
Speaker 2They better if they open this and don't realize we're fucking with them. Their fucking mistake. Oh, am I a terrible person for wanting to ask marky for his what race do you hate the most? Oh, what the fuck, margie you can't say that about them. Yeah we're not putting that. They are people.
Speaker 4That's a good.
Speaker 6Margie, what color you want to be?
Speaker 5yummy orange, orange oh.
Speaker 2This is glorious. How hard is it to write with the fucking mouse? It sucks, doesn't it?
Speaker 6it is pretty terrible.
Speaker 2Everything else is garbage, but the Y is like Picasso.
Speaker 5Pack of. A fucking girl and say, mom, 60, I want the big pack of cramps.
Speaker 2No, you got to do what I said. You just got to draw a picture of a female and put an arrow at it and say mom.
Speaker 4I want to replace two feet from murky's.
Speaker 2Oh when she's dead. Mom just put a shitty carrot underneath.
Speaker 6No. I can't fucking deal. Oh, my god, oh.
Speaker 5I love it here.
Speaker 6What are we doing for murky, the big box of Big box?
Speaker 464 crayola crayons all red.
Speaker 2No 64 red crayolas and one one green.
Speaker 6What's your favorite flavor?
Speaker 560 you read and taste the best? Yeah right.
Speaker 7And.
Speaker 6I'm writing it in green.
Speaker 7I love it.
Speaker 6Yeah, you should spell it already a D oh.
Speaker 5Wait, wait, wait, just cross out the correct spelling.
Speaker 2Yeah, oh my god, I would you break. Oh my god, bro. Okay, you broke your knife, you're gonna come stab me. Well, that was a mistake, she was gonna stab me. You heard it here first on the podcast Fucking shell, save me. This is, quite honestly, the best podcast we've ever made.
Speaker 5Oh, what are you? What's? What payment are you requiring?
Speaker 2I Can't wait to see what Zeno's payment is.
Speaker 4Oh my god, a date with a girl on tinder, oh a better girlfriend not grinder.
Speaker 2You should meet and greet with Jason David Frank.
Speaker 7Oh.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 7Hey Zeno, I can make that happen.
Speaker 6I'm gonna put meet and greet with David Yoast.
Speaker 2There we go. Okay, zeno has like the most reasonable thing on the list.
Speaker 6Should it be like?
Speaker 2Should we be more like the episode it's? It's too much to explain at this point. Somebody sent us an email. What's correct? Hey, stop stabbing me, I'm done, ah they're watching me get stabbed, that's abuse.
Speaker 2I was gonna explain it and then you started stabbing me. Now Can you get? No, no, stop. They want to have a serious conversation about ADHD on our podcast and and now we're extreme. Um, so you'll get to see, you'll get to hear it. We're gonna post a picture of our response on Twitter. What should mine be? It's gonna be something funny, just feet pics. But we already did the feet. Well, we crossed it out, oh yeah we cross it out, yeah.
Speaker 6Thanks flags. That's pass at six flags.
Speaker 2Yeah six flags Ohio, because it's closed. They can't get that just like they can't get your mom. Sorry, murky, that came out fast, yeah, but fuck you, you were shitting down my throat three weeks ago. That's true? Hey, you, piece of shit. That was a long time ago, yeah, so I hold grudge. Ah, please stop you stab me. How many times? Keep stabbing gas? I don't want to be stabbed. Six flags, fast pass.
Speaker 4Yeah, I don't want to be stabbed either.
Speaker 2What, yeah, how can I stab anything? It's too short, it's, it's more of just a, more of just a poke. Oh, gas Are we giving? What is happening here? Group, oh, the party, the party fee group right yeah groupie, group party package.
Speaker 6Oh God, you know like I should make each word a different color, really draw attention to it.
Speaker 2Have we been thinking of other questions? Are we just been watching this match?
Speaker 5We got more questions coming. You know, don't worry, we got. We got another 45 minutes, we got a film, this bit this whole podcast.
Speaker 2We're actually gonna be able to name this podcast one thing Fucking with a doctor. I Don't know if I should. You know what? That's the name? Ai make that the night. Make it like you got, you bought one just take that no.
Speaker 6No, what's. What's our group party rate like $20 or something like that.
Speaker 2Hey, it's just be super simple, fucking the box of crab ring you are. Okay, box of crab. Right, go got it, are you? You can hop and discord and listen to this. Oh, oh, my god, that yellow is awful, I love it. That's the end.
Speaker 6Make the background of this shit black.
Speaker 2But leave all the letters, leave all the places that don't get filled in white. Oh.
Speaker 5Oh, oh, my god, they did rank rank goose rang goose, boss of cat rank goose oh. Rengoes.
Speaker 2Yeah, I love it. It's RENGIES. Oh my god, there have been a lot of memes that came out of this.
Speaker 4And I love them all this is fucking incredible.
Speaker 6This is my favorite thing ever.
Speaker 2Alright, you gotta send this to me so I can fucking add it to the attachments of the email. Oh shit, oh, this is so. What other things are we? What are we thinking? About here. I love how it's like super huge too. Look at the view. That's amazing oh.
Speaker 6Should I share this to the Twitter page now? Yes, absolutely.
Speaker 2Share this to the Twitter page.
Speaker 4It's not ex's Twitter, let's be honest.
Speaker 5Ok, also the link you sent for the episode. You sent season 1, episode 3. Oh, did I? I need a verification code. Coco, yeah, the boys play a sex game it was season 1, episode 3. Oh, you need a verification code the boys play another sex game, season 1, episode 6.
Speaker 2Hang on, give me a second For the ADHD Twitter. Uh-huh, if I could spell 084087, that should work.
Speaker 6Did it work? It did not.
Speaker 5Just a different verification.
Speaker 2I'm just gonna, I'll paste it. I haven't logged in right now. Yeah, yeah, adhd After Dark Picture ADHD rates Post. I just posted it. I fucking this is so shitty. I love it. Ok, so let me go ahead and attach that to the email as an attachment and not a insert, because why would we put this in line, I feel? Like we could get worse than our hourly weights. By the way, I feel like there's a question that's worse than that, so I used the wrong link. Did you like fucking type that shit out?
Speaker 6What.
Speaker 2I'm asking, murky, what Did you like? Type the link out and get it. No, well, how'd you know it was to season?
Speaker 5Because I heard you say the episode title and I know it wasn't the right title. The boys play another sex game. Yeah, the boys play another sex game. That's the one.
Speaker 2That's the one I copied. Fuck you, murky, don't say that.
Speaker 6Murky, come on, dude you can't do that.
Speaker 4We're running a serious business email Right.
Speaker 2Hang on. I have another question that's after this one. Will you play Apocalypse? Wow, I don't know how to spell Apocalypse off the top of my head.
Speaker 3Fuck.
Speaker 4I got it wrong A-P-O-C-A-L-Y-P-S-E.
Speaker 2There we go. Will you play Apocalypse? Wow Is on there.
Speaker 4You have to choose your own Owen Wilson character. These ones are not available, but that in parentheses.
Speaker 2What the whole? Thing?
Speaker 6The whole thing that you just said yes, including that.
Speaker 5Letting Crashers and Marley and me, mobius, from fucking Loki.
Speaker 2I'll put another set of parentheses. Boy open it.
Speaker 3Yes, from shit I knew.
Speaker 2Oh my.
Speaker 3God so lightning McQueen.
Speaker 2Lightning McQueen from Cars.
Speaker 5Not these.
Speaker 2Not these. What was the other one? Somebody from Wedding Crashers?
Speaker 5John from. Wedding Crashers From Wedding Crashers and Marley and me, where they're part of the same universe.
Speaker 2Wedding and me Wait what.
Speaker 4Marley and me.
Speaker 6Wedding and me, oh my God.
Speaker 3Where they are.
Speaker 2I'm making this as run on as possible, because we're going towards the end. Who else Mobius?
Speaker 5With Mobius from Loki.
Speaker 2Who else, who else do we not have available?
Speaker 5Royal Bannon.
Speaker 2Oh, is that B-A-N-N-O-N?
Speaker 6For hell.
Speaker 2Close enough Is there a posture fee on the O.
Speaker 6It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2It does matter if we're getting here.
Speaker 4We have two quotations on this.
Speaker 2Hey, this is programming. This works in programming. That's true, I feel like we can still get worse than that, but all right, what other questions do we have? You didn't put where Royal Bannon's from. Oh, I forgot.
Speaker 6Night's noon. There, I forgot where he's from Google it.
Speaker 5Hang on, I'll put another set of parentheses.
Speaker 2Google it. Yes, I forgot to put it in parentheses. I got one. I did. Should I put an extra one just for good measure, to confuse them, in case they're a robot? Let's see if they can parse that bitches. This is fucking terrible.
Speaker 5Where do both Gardevoir and Vaporeon fall on your fuckability scale?
Speaker 2I'm not going to put the F word, I will say smash your pass on Gardevoir, slash Vaporeon.
Speaker 6Just ask him how breedable they are.
Speaker 2How breedable is a Vaporeon?
Speaker 6I don't know. That's a good idea, though, either.
Speaker 2Should I just say smash or pass, or no?
Speaker 5I feel like if they ask them how knowledgeable they are in Pokemon.
Speaker 2Yeah, I'll do that up here. Then how knowledgeable God. God, I spelled it wrong, fuck.
Speaker 6How knowledge are they in Pokemon breeding? It's ironic.
Speaker 2Pokemon egg breeding. We'll say that Because that's a thing that people do, and if they think we were talking about something else, they're the ones that are fucked up.
Speaker 4That's right about to say man get real Elmald seed cope.
Speaker 7What the fuck.
Speaker 2Why did it? Why am I type P? It's Pokemon egg production. Also, I got the little E with the accent there.
Speaker 6Nice.
Speaker 2I happen to know the keyboard code for that, 0233. What else Do the hourly rates happen before or after the egg breeding?
Speaker 4I think they should have been after the egg breeding.
Speaker 2Okay, an apocalypse while after the hourly rates or before the hourly rates.
Speaker 4Before the hourly rates, for sure.
Speaker 2Okay, so is the hourly rates just going to be the last thing?
Speaker 4I think hourly rates should be end. We hit them hard with the hourly rates.
Speaker 2Okay, what comes after apocalypse? Wow, how many questions do we want.
Speaker 4I think what we have is fine.
Speaker 2Is that it All right? And now? How do we end this?
Speaker 6Sincerely ADHD after the egg breeding. We eagerly await your response.
Speaker 2We absolutely do.
Speaker 6Right.
Speaker 2Oh my God, it's just going to finish it for me. Yes Is that it. Sincerely ADHD after dark.
Speaker 6Sincerely the ADHD after dark team.
Speaker 4I was going to say the same thing. This is a team effort here, sincerely.
Speaker 2This is our email.
Speaker 6Take a screenshot of that shit. I pressed the same button.
ADHD Podcast Team Sends Hilarious Email
Speaker 2Dear Prec Sequinto, thank you for reaching out to us. We reviewed the credentials you sent and watched the video as well. We would like to express interest in your offer. However, our team has some questions for you. We're a comedy podcast, so we're wondering how you could bring these topics into a comedic setting. Have you listened to an episode of the podcast yet? We recommend listening to season one, episode six, which we all know is the boys play another sex game, which is the Food Naughty. Linked to a podcast episode of this truly embodies the essence of our podcast. How knowledgeable are you in Pokemon egg breeding? Will you play Apocalypse? Wow, parenthesy. You have to choose your own Wilson character Parenthesy, not these. Lightning McQueen from Cars, john from Wedding Crashers and Marley and Me, where they are part of the same universe. Mobius from that Disney Plus show. Roy O'Bannon I forgot where he's from Parenthesy, google it. And Parenthesy and Parenthesy, and Parenthesy and Parenthesy, because there's one extra. Will you agree to our hourly rates? Parenthesy, see attached document. We eagerly await your response. Sincerely, the ADHD after Dark Team.
Speaker 6I love it, send. This is the greatest thing we've ever done, oh.
Speaker 2Oh no, we hit the send button.
Speaker 4We can't undo it.
Speaker 6I don't want to undo it.
Speaker 4Part of me kind of just hopes they ignore it, but another part of me hopes that we actually get a reply.
Speaker 2I hope we get a reply. Oh, it's that kind of podcast. What do we do the rest of the podcast? Like, yeah, like that took an hour. That was an hour well spent.
Speaker 6I don't give a fuck what anyone says. That was the best hour.
Speaker 2I've ever.
Speaker 4Honestly, that was one of our biggest highlights, where we actually came together as like a team.
Speaker 6We did, didn't we, we set the ADHD aside and we powered through and I would say we let our ADHD lead us to this together, absolutely. We really turned our ADHD into a good thing. We turned our ADHD into a superpower with this voice.
Speaker 2Hey, you can't use that. This is already a podcast.
Speaker 6Oh sorry, fuck you hall ADHD is our superpower.
Speaker 2Oh my God, I can't wait to tell hall that we had interest from somebody cooler than him. He won't believe us and I'll be like, yeah, but you got to watch the episode and he'll be like I won't.
Speaker 4He's like yeah, he would never listen to another episode of this.
Speaker 2I'll be surprised if this lady bites. If they respond at all, I call it a W. If they offer after all of that to still come on, it's their fucking mistake.
Speaker 4Oh, 110%.
Speaker 2I will not feel bad about wasting this lady's time, because it will only be about 15 minutes before she realizes that she fucked up. Give it five. I give it five. Well, now we'll let her talk for about 10 minutes and then we'll just ignore what she's done. Markie, that was loud, markie's, not even here right now. How do you, how do you say something? How do they say something that made?
Speaker 6it all the way here. Markie is in the kitchen.
Speaker 2You fucking right now.
Speaker 6Must have. That's what he does. He's actually fucking. I imagine he grabs something out of the oven without oven mitts.
Speaker 2That sounds like Markie could do yeah it does, it really does actually Because you heard the crash afterwards, right?
Speaker 6Yeah, yeah, I did. Yeah, I think that had something to do with it.
Speaker 4Oh my God, that that was incredible, that brought us together and I think we're better friends for it, Absolutely Like what do you think is going through their mind when they read this?
Speaker 2Like, when do you think they're going to realize that they might have gotten the wrong people?
Speaker 6Trash.
Speaker 4Yeah, they're immediately deleting it and blocking us.
Speaker 2Oh, I hope they do. I'll send them a follow up email like next We'll send them a follow. If they don't respond back to us, we'll send a follow up email say just want to make sure this gets to the top of your of your inbox.
Speaker 6Yes, yes, oh my God, we got to reconvene on this on like Sunday. No, we'll see if we got a response.
Speaker 2Well, no, we're going to fucking read. As soon as I get a response, I'm letting you guys know and we will talk about it in the fucking next podcast. But if we don't get a response by the next podcast, we're going to bump it to the top of their inbox and and at that point in time we're either going to see that the email center, we're going to get a fucking fucking firewall rejection on our fucking response. Undeliverable message. That was great. So what do we do now?
Speaker 4Like Miss, take it away, that's.
Speaker 2Roy O'Bannon, you just confused so many fucking people right there. No idea how many people fucking hate you right now.
Speaker 5All of the downloads, probably about 60 here in the next week.
Speaker 2Dude.
Speaker 4Everybody who listens to this podcast. Please share it with one person who's never heard this podcast. I beg of you that might be a mistake just so they can truly see the powers of ADHD come together for a better union.
Speaker 5To help you out in your day to day work life and achieving your work goals.
Speaker 2Yeah, empowerment.
Speaker 4Oh, we're so fucking stupid, but I love it. I mean, that's why we have this podcast.
Speaker 2Oh my God, looking looking at this email. Hang on, let me just. Let me just screen share again what this looks like in Google to you guys. I won't share like the actual picture because it'll show fucking identify for information to them and us. But take a look at how this, how this reads and then, when you see the attachment at the bottom and look at the fucking thumbnail for the fucking attachment, it looks so fucking stupid On the bright side. It was scanned by Gmail, so so it's safe, right? Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 4Well.
Speaker 5I know what you are, you in Pokemon egg breeding.
Speaker 2Yeah, yeah, oh, what? What do we do to end the episode? Or do we just like say that this is a short episode because we have nothing to fucking?
Speaker 5I feel like it's either 20 or 20 minutes or nothing.
Speaker 220 minutes yeah, we got like another 20 minutes at least before we can get to our average. Well, Zeno looks like a cherry tomato. Dude, it's because he was laughing.
Speaker 5So hard, so hard, like fucking shy. I can see that.
Speaker 2If you turn off your streamlights I might be able to see your computer monitors in your forehead. That's how fucking shiny it is, dude, you're sweating my ass off laughing my ass off.
Speaker 6Oh dude, so am I Greatest day ever, my God Honestly like.
Speaker 4I feel like if anybody else had an opportunity like that and they've always had that impulsive thought to just reply with the dumbest shit on the planet. See, here's the thing is. We've all, we've all had that response.
Speaker 2But the thing is is there are four of us, so the urge to not do it was quickly outnumbered by the urge to do it, because we were just like fuck it, we're all together as a group. Yeah, like when the team, when Coco initially presented it, I was like get them on the podcast, get them on the podcast.
Speaker 6And Ricky's like no, don't do it, why are they doing this? It was like the angel and the devil on Coco's shoulder and I was just like no, fucking do it. And I was fucking doing this shit and I was like I don't know.
Speaker 2I was just like no, fucking do it and I was fucking doing this shit and I was just like how about we let them have a chance to say no? Yeah by giving them some comedy back and, if they still want to be, on More power to you, not on me.
Speaker 7Yeah, he'd be clear. Back grind he would. He would be clear. Like you know, they had a chance to back out and you gave them the episode for the sex game. So you know we did our due diligence. You guys can't go to hell for that.
Speaker 6Yeah, we're still going to hell, though, right.
Speaker 7Absolutely. I'm gonna make sure that your punishment is how is to never see your mom?
Speaker 3Wow.
Speaker 7Yeah, well, I am Satan, so I am fucked up.
Speaker 6Wow, satan you want a wow, yeah, wow, that was really good. Nice, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4Yeah, hey, satan. According to the Bible, you were one of, like, the best-looking angels. Are you still hot now? Have?
Speaker 7you seen my self-work impersonation? Well, I got that huge upper top. The only thing they didn't get right is my face. I look like foveo a bit oh.
Speaker 5Oh, very divine defined chin, line.
Speaker 7I'm gonna look like handsome squidward on the chin line. I look like handsome squidward on Larry the Lobster's body. Are you red too? I'm fucking Satan. Of course I'm red. Okay, I just didn't. That's reason number 25,000 why you're going to hell.
Speaker 5You know red was. I'm gonna need to see this list. Do you have that list?
Speaker 4Like in PDF form. Yes, it's that log, yeah.
Speaker 5Can you send? That to our email.
Speaker 6Yes, send that to our email. What's what's email ADHD after dark? Edgymailcom.
Speaker 7Yes something like that. I'll get you a copy later. Um, perfect, perfect, but uh yeah, all right, I gotta go deal with murky's mom. She's beating Hitler again.
Speaker 4Burkies, mom has got it going on.
Speaker 6It really seemed like a problem, though, right.
Speaker 7Yeah, but Hitler's very loud and annoying.
Speaker 6Oh.
Speaker 7He's waking up all the dead babies and I don't want to cry all night.
Speaker 2That was kind of fucked up.
Speaker 5Yeah, it was that noise said that clip to fucking show what's her name.
Speaker 2Fucking said that clip to show what's her name. Wow, wow, oh my god. Such a good game I miss. I miss whenever that game was scary.
Speaker 6That was a lot of fun. There's a new uh, grounded. There's a new um game and I think it's an early access right now. It's similar to grounded, except it really dives into the rpg aspect more. What's it called Um? I can't remember. I sent it in the group chat Uh a while ago, which group check.
Speaker 2Is that refers to like seven different.
Speaker 6Og group chat. Um, it's probably on my wishlist. Let me check real quick.
Speaker 2You're on my wishlist.
Speaker 6I know I am.
Speaker 2That's sweet. You're also on my wishlist.
Speaker 6Ooh it's called small land, survive the wilds small lands yes, it's third person only, um, but you can actually like fight a bird in, tame it and use it as a mount to get across the map. Ah.
Speaker 2Dude, whenever I look at the picture, it looks exactly like grounded. It looks like they just use the different shader, that's all it. It really just looks like grounded boat, a different shader on the assets. Is this done by the same team that did grounded?
Speaker 6I don't believe so.
Speaker 2I was gonna say, if it was, then totally that's what they did.
Speaker 5Well, it's cater's doing back there on the count.
Speaker 6You know he's living his best life.
Speaker 3What's up bud?
Speaker 6Yeah, yeah, meow just being a man's. Let me see if.
Speaker 4I zoom out.
Speaker 5Yeah, look at there he is looking at his chunks. Look at the. Look at the loaf Dude. He takes up that whole fucking part of the couch.
Speaker 2He's a. He's a fucking loaf right now. He's a loaf.
Speaker 5He looks like a whole fucking turkey.
Speaker 6That window back there is his favorite window. He's a bit pissed off that the couch is in front of it right now, because it's like kind of annoying for him to climb up the couch now to get into that window.
Speaker 2I took a picture of of k'd loafing. It's going on adhd after dark.
Speaker 6He's loafing hard.
Speaker 5You just zoomed up on the cat.
Speaker 2It absolutely is. Murky, doesn't have a twitter so uh murky doesn't have a twitter, so I'll just post it in the adhd after dark channel, like this is. This is the picture you got. I got murky.
Speaker 3Yes.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 6E boy he looks like. I told him he's gonna be famous and he just like did a head nod at me. He was just like he's a fucking cat.
Speaker 2He already is famous.
Speaker 5That's true. He looks like one of those fake rocks that people used to put outside their front door to like hide their house.
Speaker 2He under what? Who hurt you? I'm just saying it. Who fucking, who fucking hurt you.
Speaker 5He does.
Speaker 2Did you just say, kade's a pet rock?
Speaker 5No, I'm saying kade is the chunky boy. He is chunky and when he's the sat flat and all his rolls unfold, he my may or may not look like a fake rock that you would hide house keys up.
Speaker 4Hmm, kade how do you?
Speaker 2feel about that kade we need a response from kade.
Speaker 5Uh, murky your uncle meow, meow, fuck you murky. Meow meow, you look like.
Speaker 6You look like oh shit, like rocks that somebody would Hide keys on your body. What do you think about that bud? Nothing, nothing or you processing please tell me.
Speaker 2Just put its head down and was just like.
Speaker 6Just kind of like looking at the floor, like why would fucking uncle murky say something like that? Because he's a piece of shit. Okay, anything else you'd like to add? This, this segment, brought to you by kade uh, he said, you're built like a baked bean bitch.
Speaker 2Oh, you're fucking bean bitch.
Speaker 6Kade is root beer. It's a canon event. Murky, built like a baked bean.
Speaker 5No, I don't. I went to a party for one of my Uh buddies 30th and a co-worker of theirs said I looked like a human meatball.
Speaker 6Why would you say that about somebody you don't know?
Speaker 5because I'm thicker than bud.
Speaker 2Okay.
Speaker 5I'm thick as shit. Yeah, dude, this ass, the fucking size of my head.
Speaker 7I.
Speaker 4That was my own.
Speaker 5I don't have another burp loaded up. Sorry, hurry zeno shit yourself. I can't.
Speaker 6Miss, help me out skill issue. Uh me shit myself.
Funny and Graphic Bathroom Stories
Speaker 5Oh yeah, miss had something. He gets credit for being in the episode. I farted in a poopie almost slipped out.
Speaker 6The close up. Oh, yesterday I almost pulled a murky. Oh, do you almost hit yourself you. I almost had to beat your dick off the mlp porn no no. I did almost shit on the ground, though. So I, uh, I was at work yesterday and I kind of had the poop when I left work and was, like you know, I can wait until I get home. Not that big of a deal, mind you. I drive 25 minutes.
Speaker 2That was coming off guard that was very, very reverby.
Speaker 6I drive 25 minutes to get home now, where I used to drive five minutes from home. So, right, my confidence was very misplaced and skewed, uh, based on my previous um place of employment. So I legit like got halfway through and it was like all I could do to hold it in, like it hurt to hold it in To get home and I legit pulled into the driveway and had to like talk myself into getting out of the car and just like Sprinting to the door as fast as I could without letting anything fucking spill in. Of course, it's like the one day my neighbor is outside and I like didn't say shit to him, didn't look at him or anything. Usually, if I see him outside or he sees me outside, we wave at each other and greet each other.
Speaker 2He saw me run you whatever, and he knew it was gone.
Speaker 6I legit just like got out of the car Immediately sped, walked to the house and, like as soon as I got through the door, just like ran to the fucking bathroom. I don't even think I got asked cheeks to toilet seat Before shit started coming out and it was fucking aggressive. It looked like the goddamn Loch Ness monster came out of my asshole, like the turd was peeking out of the top of the bowl, and then when I flushed it was like it was looking around the fucking room.
Speaker 2Just like a fucking periscope coming out of the toilet while the snakes going down. It was like what?
Speaker 6the fuck's going on here. Oh shit, it was fucking horrifying. So that happened to me yesterday nice. Yeah, and then we sent a message to shell. Yeah, I didn't even check my mail. When I got home I usually I checked my mail. I waited until like well into the evening, like 8 30, before I went out to check the mail because I didn't want him to be outside and him think like I was being rude to him on purpose and I didn't want to have the conversation. Oh why I didn't say hi.
Speaker 2He knew, he saw the walk you were doing, the fucking poop.
Speaker 6I was doing the walk man.
Speaker 5Sorry. I didn't say anything earlier, man, I was don't.
Speaker 2Don't know if you could tell but I was really clenching my ass cheeks hard.
Speaker 6There's a reason. It looked like I had a corn cob stuck out my ass.
Speaker 2I did to keep the poop in. Yeah.
Speaker 6It was rough.
Speaker 2Would you have shoved the dildo in your ass in that instance to keep the poop from leaking out, so you didn't shit your pants?
Speaker 6Absolutely not. I would have just shoved them on the ground.
Speaker 5I feel like this is definitely the content of someone with a master's degree we want to talk about it's a doctorate degree. Oh they have a oh for real, they have a doctorate.
Speaker 2What I saw is they have a master. Oh, they have a phd.
Speaker 6They have a doctorate and they didn't like Check the credentials of who they were reaching out to yeah, let me go.
Speaker 5They're not paying somebody enough to do some some looking. You could the fuck.
Speaker 4I'm so sorry. In turn that has to listen to that episode of coco and I voicing a porn game.
Speaker 2I know she has a master's. Sorry, I had to fact check it. I thought I saw somewhere she had a doctorate. Oh, I'm not sorry at all. I hope that you read the title and realize what you got yourself into.
Speaker 6And at that point you don't get far enough into it to actually listen to the podcast, at least that episode.
Speaker 5Because the first thing they're going to hear before they ever get to anything actually happening game is all right, guys.
Speaker 2How long until we see it, dick, that's like the first thing that we say to her.
Speaker 5And we're all going to bet on how long it takes to see Dick.
Speaker 2How long did it take for us to see Dick? It was like fucking 30 minutes.
Speaker 4It was a while.
Speaker 2Yeah, I mean, we saw Balge. We saw Balge really early. Yeah, there was plenty of Balge and we were waiting for that Dick to come out and it was like 30.
Speaker 5Them boys and fries took longer, it did. The food naughty was in the first 10 minutes and he got it right because Coco hacked the system and then it just comes up as like a big ass Dick spitting around on the site.
Speaker 2Oh my God, the fact that you know so much about that episode means that I'll be the history guy, I know you just want fucking food. Remember when Farha just kept tweeting on Twitter yeah, more food, not knowing what the fuck it was. Remember that when he was like fucking tweet it and then we told him what it was cringy.
Speaker 4That's all he knew.
Speaker 2He didn't realize what he was saying.
Speaker 4Guys, I'm foddering so hard.
Speaker 2I'm God that was one of the fucking best nights in the United ever. I couldn't even get mad that we were losing because Farha had no idea how to play the game and he was just off having his own good old time where we're all getting fucked.
Speaker 5He's like yeah, dude, you guys are getting fucked up. I'm hoping you're fucking up these little things dude.
Speaker 2He didn't even know that we were getting fucked up. He's like you're all dying. How the fuck you all dying? I'm killing all these things. It's like it's because they're just the fodder I'm foddering. Oh, fuck you, farha.
Speaker 5Oh, we also love you, fuck you A whole, fuck you, you piece of shit.
Speaker 2We already said that. We already said that, we all.
Speaker 4I'm helping Murky out with this. Fuck you all.
Speaker 5Yeah, fuck you all, you dumb piece.
Speaker 4So when you quit an ascension, I'm still in ascension.
Speaker 2Yeah, you're still in ascension. Oh fuck, I forgot.
Speaker 5Paul, go mow your lawn and try to make small talk with the neighbors that hate you.
Speaker 2I'll drop out of ascension before the next town hall. We'll do that.
Speaker 4I already did.
Speaker 2Xena, why are you still in ascension?
Speaker 6Um, because I still think there's good to come of it and I'm not so pessimistic about it.
Speaker 5Yeah Well, fuck that and fuck that.
Speaker 6You can just leave ascension on that. Fuck you for having a legit response. That's not emotionally fueling.
Speaker 5I'm fired you for having your emotions in check.
Speaker 4You're watching those old shit. All right, those murky needs his hatred of Hall to continue, so that way, murky still has that one right Right.
Speaker 5Right, you all once. Once Xena leaves and it's like fuck. Now I can't talk shit about Hall, because no one that I care about is connected to him in any way, but as long as Zeno is there, hall, you piece of shit. Okay, go to the window, get up there.
Speaker 2I had a podcast with Hall and it failed because, yeah, Hall because he was more successful and he got jealous.
Speaker 5Yeah, well, that calls dog shit.
Speaker 2Well, ADHD, it was dead before ADHD. I can go get. I can go get 10 PSA skews.
Speaker 5I can go get 10 people and offer to pay them $100,000 to talk to Hall for an hour and not want to fucking leave, and no one would get paid because everyone would leave, because it's fucking annoying.
Speaker 2I'm glad he doesn't have these podcasts.
Speaker 3Fuck that guy, hmm.
Speaker 2Fuck you, he does got a big dick. Yeah, huge Shell stole a picture of it.
Speaker 6The biggest. Yeah, what the fuck was that about? She did enough research to find my dick on the other.
Speaker 2She also found lemons, so she found me and fucking ease dick too, yeah. What if she's just like.
Speaker 5Well, the reason you guys play these sex games is because actually you're autistic.
Speaker 6I mean, I mean, I would be, I was with some like legit answers and we're just like son of a bitch Shell. Hey guys, hey guys, no Shell.
Speaker 5What a fucking this is, shell. I want to let you know we really appreciate your email and I listened to every episode you have. I want you all to know that you don't actually have ADHD.
Speaker 2You're just all fucking retarded.
Speaker 5You guys are all actually on the autistic spectrum and murky, you're the worst. That is great, murky, you're the most autistic. Coco, you guys are tied for second most autistic.
Speaker 4OK, I can say that honestly. I would not be surprised.
Speaker 5Do you know? You're actually very high functioning autistic.
Speaker 4I would not be surprised because I want to go in and try to get back on attention deficit medication If they make me do the Brown test or whatever whatever it's called again that they're going to be like yeah, I think you're autistic. That's my honest to God. Have you ever have you ever heard of the Tism?
Speaker 2Have you ever heard of the Tism Jesus Christ?
Speaker 6You got to do.
Speaker 4I think you would just little Tism so much if I was autistic.
Speaker 2Would that explain why you fucking secretly One of the questions on.
Speaker 4There is probably going to be like do you prefer the two names mean Ninja Turtles. Do you prefer Sonic the Hedgehog or Power Rangers? Fuck all three.
Speaker 2Fucking, he's going to hit the question.
Speaker 5Are you another one? He's going to get.
Speaker 2Are you a furry? And then he'll say, absolutely no. Do you hate furries? Yes, the next is going to come back and say you're a closet furry.
Speaker 4I might commit suicide.
Speaker 2You tried once. It didn't work, don't let words define you. I'm going to steal my.
Speaker 5I'm so sorry. No, I wouldn't actually say that again.
Speaker 2That shit kills you yeah.
Speaker 4I fucking hate the put in that I hate, the put in that that was such a pun in the fuck. Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2I'm sorry.
Speaker 4I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Did you get the pun?
Speaker 4You know yeah, he did. He felt very uncomfortable with it, but he got it.
Speaker 2Where are you? And I'm so sorry. Did you see that tick tock I sent you guys? It was like how do you find the fucking emo in the room? And he just goes. Hey, you just go, where are you? And some random lady from the crowd just goes and oh, I'm so sorry, and he goes. See gotcha.
Speaker 6Yeah, I did see that tick tock.
Speaker 2You just outed yourself. What are you doing? Can we call that? Are we good?
Speaker 3I think we're good, I think we talked it off. We're right there.
Speaker 1I can't wait to see what the AI does with this one, 86 minutes.
Speaker 6Anything to close on for you.
Speaker 4There we go, goodbye, goodbye, thanks.
