Ever found yourself caught up in a whirlwind of absurdity that leaves you in stitches? Well, buckle up. We've got wild tales of ex-girlfriends hooking up, hilarious impressions of Jesse Ventura, and a peculiar, vaguely desperate email that transformed an otherwise average day into a riot of laughter.
Imagine receiving an email from someone who wants to discuss the impact of ADHD on career decision-making on your podcast. Picture the awkwardness, the peculiar request, and the sheer desperation in the follow-up message. We also received a guest's one-sheet and short interview, which left us questioning how their message and expertise might impact our audience. It's not every day you find yourself negotiating for a guest spot that comes with a side of Jesse Ventura impressions and plans for a pizza party podcast.
Finally, how about this for a twist? A bathroom story so graphic it's hilarious, a sprint to the door witnessed by a neighbor, and an email response so bizarre it brings the team closer together. It's more than just a podcast about ADHD; it's a hilarious exploration of life, its occasional absurdities, and a chance to maybe learn a thing or two. So tune in, share a hearty laugh with us, and embrace the rollercoaster that is life!
Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd
Ever found yourself caught up in a whirlwind of absurdity that leaves you in stitches? Well, buckle up. We've got wild tales of ex-girlfriends hooking up, hilarious impressions of Jesse Ventura, and a peculiar, vaguely desperate email that transformed an otherwise average day into a riot of laughter.
Imagine receiving an email from someone who wants to discuss the impact of ADHD on career decision-making on your podcast. Picture the awkwardness, the peculiar request, and the sheer desperation in the follow-up message. We also received a guest's one-sheet and short interview, which left us questioning how their message and expertise might impact our audience. It's not every day you find yourself negotiating for a guest spot that comes with a side of Jesse Ventura impressions and plans for a pizza party podcast.
Finally, how about this for a twist? A bathroom story so graphic it's hilarious, a sprint to the door witnessed by a neighbor, and an email response so bizarre it brings the team closer together. It's more than just a podcast about ADHD; it's a hilarious exploration of life, its occasional absurdities, and a chance to maybe learn a thing or two. So tune in, share a hearty laugh with us, and embrace the rollercoaster that is life!
Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd
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Speaker 2:Say it.
Speaker 3:It Coward he's a knock knock, knock knock. Who's there? Ding dong, ding dong. Who the host. Welcome to the host of snack cake Ding dong. Eat a thaw. For the price of only seven ding dong coins, you can gain entry into the host of snack cake Ding dong.
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Speaker 5:Yes, it's all Jesse Ventura impressions. It's hilarious. I want to say the comedian's name is Will Sasso, but I'm probably wrong. I'm probably super wrong, but Hmm.
Speaker 2:So we're live, well, we're recording, we beautiful Jesse Ventura impression. You're a Jesse Ventura impression.
Speaker 6:I agree, oh, I know.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you are.
Speaker 2:Wrong you were laughing earlier for no reason about it.
Speaker 5:It's funny he does another.
Speaker 3:He does another one where he's like Bogo beef days are back at Arby's.
Speaker 2:I can't wait. I can't wait for you to get here so we can talk about the email.
Speaker 6:Oh, it's great. This is the favorite thing that ever happened to me.
Speaker 2:Xeno thought today was going to be a shit day, because it was, I thought it was going to be a shit day.
Speaker 6:They got out of work early. Let me tell you about this.
Speaker 2:Email. Email email that ADHD after dark got.
Speaker 6:Now I was like I was fucking wrong. Today is the best day of my life.
Speaker 2:We're going to be writing a response to this email later once we have the English teacher.
Speaker 6:Please not do long expertise.
Speaker 5:Yeah, you guys want to hear some tea that I found out of work today, sure.
Speaker 2:Yes, you're allowed to stand on on a public podcast. I'm going to fuck them. Okay, your piece of shit If this is bad just in both tie?
Speaker 5:No, no, it does not. Oh damn. But a person I know they're their X, Do I know them? And then I don't not. Personally, you may have heard me like talk about them possibly. So this person just broke up with their ex-girlfriend and like made a point to go out to like the fair with a new girl and you know, let it be known kind of thing out there, yeah.
Speaker 6:So it's gonna be a horrible story already.
Speaker 5:Not only did his ex show up to the fair and like get all pissed off, but his other ex from before that ex showed up to the fair.
Speaker 2:Oh, so we have the square root of the X there.
Speaker 5:Yeah, we have what we have the first X that like fucking had a past X from you know. A little farther back in time we got X squared. We have X and Y, we are two Xs and a Y, and the Y is the person I know, and so the older ex just actually was like you're real funny, like kind of thing, and they're like, yeah, whatever, like the oldest ex, yeah.
Speaker 6:And the newest. Why the fuck? Would she care.
Speaker 2:Like how many years has it been since they fucked? I don't know.
Speaker 5:So long? Yeah, it hasn't been years, it's? I mean, it's probably. Oh, so this guy?
Speaker 6:gets around. Oh yeah, oh yeah. Okay, he's probably a piece of shit.
Speaker 2:So he sounds very familiar to somebody who's telling the story. Is this you?
Speaker 6:Just, it's a younger murky story from this.
Speaker 5:No, it's not, they are dumb, but anyway. So he didn't realize that he was still connected to his ex's like security cameras, because he put he had put him up when they were living together. He's like I still have these. Like I didn't realize until I got a notification this morning and the older ex was showing up at his ex-girlfriend's house. So this chick shows up at this other chicks house at like 430 in the morning, leaves right about 530 in the morning, Came over for a little booty call and I was like how does that make you feel, man? Like you got you got these young ladies out here resorting to hook it up with each other or just to spite you? Like how does that make you feel? He's like I'm going to go pull a coat? I hate the timing of that, yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, keep going your story Maggie. Is that it yeah?
Speaker 5:I mean, yeah, basically you know he's drove his two ex-girlfriends now to hook up with each other because obviously he just wasn't wasn't slanging that thing around like you know the Zeno or Coco would.
Speaker 2:So when's the threesome going to happen? When he breaks up with his current girlfriend or whatever? Right?
Speaker 5:Yeah, I don't know man.
Speaker 2:So now, Fuck, you're about to walk into the best thing ever.
Speaker 6:Yeah, like today was like an OK day and now it's like the best day ever.
Speaker 2:So I brought it up to the boys that we got an email in the eight HD after dark email.
Speaker 4:I saw them a group chat, I just didn't read. Don't worry, don't worry, you're about to learn about it.
Speaker 2:It's supposed to be.
Speaker 6:I need your help.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we specifically need your help because we're going to write a response because they did not listen to our podcast, 100 percent assuming they didn't. I'm assuming they didn't. But we have somebody who wants to be a guest on our podcast. It's a person who wants to talk about how ADHD impacts career decision making, or why many ADHD adults choose self employment and or entrepreneurship for your audience, and I've read those lines and I'm like you haven't listened to a single episode, have you?
Speaker 4:Oh, so you know our audience.
Speaker 2:No nothing. They the here. Do you just want me to read the email? Please do. I'm just going to read the email. Also, this is supposed to be private and confidential, but this was sent to us so it's not private anymore. So fuck you Our audience is all you know, Dick. Our audience is all our first party, so it's public Um so it's my only fans. This says hi there, great insights from your podcast ADHD after dark.
Speaker 3:Oh wait Okay.
Speaker 4:So that's what the insides. I'm sorry, I heard that we just fucking smash the racist. That's our Fuck.
Speaker 2:We didn't even make it through the first sentence. All right, let me restart Great insights from your podcast, ADHD after dark.
Speaker 4:I can't get over that part no, there fucking is not yeah.
Speaker 6:Nobody in their right mind thinks that Okay, so that may be time.
Speaker 2:We're just going to skip past that, then I'm reaching out.
Speaker 4:We're having a hard time just believing this email exists. Right, it's in our fucking inbox.
Speaker 2:Dude, you have access. All right, I'm reaching out because I'm curious if you're interested in doing an episode about, quote how ADHD impacts career decision making or why many ADHD adults choose self employment and or entrepreneurship for your audience. You know what?
Speaker 4:Invite them.
Speaker 2:That's what I said. I was like immediately invite them you learn that this is in the paper. This is the main audience for that. Yeah, we were. We were going to set up our rates for a rate. We do. We take visa, mastercard right.
Speaker 6:No.
Speaker 4:Yeah, if you can take discover or your dash funds. Yeah, if so, murky will take feet pics or, you know, weed You'll probably take weed. I don't think you want to be born. I don't think he wants feet pics from this person?
Speaker 2:No? Um, if so, I'd like to introduce an amazing episode expert that can bring great value to your show.
Speaker 6:She sure she could bring a lot of value she already has, honestly, yeah, she doesn't even know.
Speaker 2:shell Mendelsen? Um, oh, this is going to pop up in our fucking transcript and they're going to be able to search up that we talked about. Oh God.
Speaker 6:You guys are not saying anything bad.
Speaker 2:We're not. We're just saying they shouldn't be on here unless they really think that they need to we believe they made a mistake.
Speaker 2:We believe that they made a mistake. Shell has a masters in counseling, with an emphasis on career, and has helped hundreds of ADHD adults and young adults over the past 35 years find a fulfilling and sustainable career direction. She has excellent idea she could talk about on your podcast and make an episode on any of the following topics Seven steps to defining your ideal work. Five steps to self accommodation in the workplace. Reimagine and reboot a fulfilling work life with ADHD. Why I reimagined what color is your parachute for ADHD adults. Why ADHD adults are unable to make the best career decisions or how to be a job creator versus job beggar.
Speaker 6:We don't make good career decisions because we're fucking stupid.
Speaker 4:Where's the lie?
Speaker 2:I'm sorry for more information about shell, you can check out her media. One sheet here and there's a link to a fucking a sheet that. Let me just go ahead, and it's basically just a sheet about shit that she does, so hang on, let me we share this to discord.
Speaker 4:Oh my gosh, looks like she'll have to be her grandma's. Did you search her up? I'm looking at that YouTube video.
Speaker 2:You said yeah, because we'll get to that. We'll get to that. There's a second follow up email I'll share. Yeah, they followed up.
Speaker 4:They were quite out of me.
Speaker 2:We saw the first message. Okay, so here's that dog. You can see it right? This is what they sent me. I'm like cool.
Speaker 4:Okay, I'm here now. Oh my God, this is such a busy flyer. What's going on here, right?
Speaker 5:But creating your smile. File.
Speaker 2:Oh, that's a banana, it's Zeno's dick.
Speaker 6:Oh my God they are stocking us, they're gonna be sure of that.
Speaker 2:That is Zeno's dick. They are stocking us. How do they get that fucking picture?
Speaker 6:I don't like this lady, anyone she's meat.
Speaker 2:So what are the odds that they just searched ADHD and clicked on every podcast and had a oh, 100%, a hundred percent.
Speaker 6:That lady manager is just like. I'm gonna get you out there in front of people.
Speaker 4:She's like let me know, Pregsy is at least trying, she is Also.
Speaker 2:I like how her Wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah, I like how her.
Speaker 4:Pregsy down in her signature, but it's precious when Pregsy is in the fucking actual title of the email Is Pregsy, sure Is that a nickname she might go by. I have no idea.
Speaker 2:Let me know if you'd be interested in hearing more about her. I'd be happy to connect you to her Smiley face, not like emoji, the old text, fucking smiley face. Thanks and thank you and more power to your show. Alright, she said that one day ago, august 23rd, at 1044 am. We got a response eight hours ago. This was already on my topic as a shit to bring up on ADHD. After talk, we were going to talk about this. Hey there, wanted to get this to the top of your inbox. They are fucking desperate. Following up to see if you had a chance to check my previous email about Shell Mendelssohn. I thought this short interview from heart at work LLC with Shell Mendelssohn would give you an idea of how her message and expertise can help your audience. Let me know if you'd like to get something on the calendar.
Speaker 6:They don't realize the mistake they made the first time, and then they made it again.
Speaker 5:Yeah, what we were thinking is on the reply back, we try to sound super professional but also lead them immediately to check out.
Speaker 4:season one, episode six. Season one, episode six, you should know.
Speaker 6:Goot and haughty oh.
Speaker 5:You're gonna really hear the real turn of the fucking hive mind between us.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we were all just like, yeah, we need to have her listen to this episode. We want to be like, hey, I don't think you've listened to the podcast. You should go listen to this episode first and then come back to us.
Speaker 5:Here's our rates. Here's an attached document with all of our hourly rates.
Speaker 2:It's gonna be fucking some stupid amount. We'll just say everybody has my salary, hourly rate which is like $100 an hour essentially.
Speaker 4:And then, like, as the rates go up, just make them more like perplexing, like a Jack and Coke is just rambly added in there and it specifically has to be for murky, Can we?
Speaker 6:have one person every 10 minutes after an hour demand like one Jack and Coke to satisfy murky. It's captain has to be captain.
Speaker 2:Yeah just one of us has, one of us has or something. One of us has a rate of $69 per hour and somebody else just has a flat rate of $420 for an episode. Yes, so, like I figured, this whole podcast is going to be us talking about this and writing a response.
Speaker 6:I mean, we can fill a whole hour out of it Also before we go on.
Speaker 2:I got an email also from Spotify saying somebody fucking responded to a poll that apparently gets pushed on every episode about. What do you think of this episode? Zach said I enjoyed this episode as my first ever. Didn't know what to express, but I'm glad I was surprised. See, that's somebody who probably listened to the episode. Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 4:I didn't know what to expect. I was like, hey, you know, I wanted to find a new podcast, and then these fucking idiots came around. I know my brother and my brother and me. They're going to be in a shot Zach, you know what You're a real one.
Speaker 2:Tweet at us, you are a real one Mark after ADHD we love you, we'll get you on an episode.
Speaker 4:I'll kiss you myself. I've seen him do it.
Speaker 2:But whenever I looked at this video and I was like, oh, this place has 72 subscribers and 73 views from four years ago.
Speaker 6:More than 70 downloads on our podcast last week.
Speaker 2:We have more people that have listened to the sex episode, that have viewed this video that they're using for us to convince, to let her on.
Speaker 5:Oh no. They're trying to get their name out there.
Speaker 2:I mean obviously we have made it, boys, we have made it.
Speaker 6:We have. People are trying to use us as a leg up in the industry now.
Speaker 5:Yeah, they're trying to make terrifying.
Speaker 6:They're trying to use us as a leg up in the ADHD community. They had to steal.
Speaker 4:Zeno's dick. That means that we're starting to make it Think of that.
Speaker 6:I think we've made it. We're already there.
Speaker 4:You know a fucking Travis McElroy. You're fucking next dude.
Speaker 2:The first episode has 305 downloads.
Speaker 6:Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:The second one is the fucking first sex game has 88. It's fucking stupid. He's pulling his cock out has the second most views. What the fuck is wrong with you people.
Speaker 4:They are our fans.
Speaker 2:Keep that in mind Fucking ever been spanked by Satan? 65 views.
Speaker 5:Sounding in hell, 93.
Speaker 2:Like all the ones that just have sex or point in the name Great Captain Morgan, sponsor us 29. Yeah, nobody wants to listen to that one Fucking. He's pulling his cock out. Hell yeah, let's go watch this.
Speaker 6:Now that cuts the air, like like he's pulling his cock out I got to see you.
Speaker 2:I mean Sure, fuck you, elon 74 dollars. Ah, ah. Ah, ah, this episode that one did this episode that one did this episode this episode this episode Fuck you, elon has has one more fucking view Than this fucking this fucking episode of Shell Mendelssohn that they sent us.
Speaker 4:To promote.
Speaker 2:Clearly they need to learn how to market. Just put a swear word in it you're good, you're good, fuck you, fuck you in Shell Mendelssohn, we don't even market ourselves at all.
Speaker 4:The most we get is Murky once accidentally went. You know I'm on a podcast right. That's the most marketing we've ever gotten, yeah.
Speaker 2:I can't let my work see this.
Speaker 4:No, I get fired. I'm the same, probably.
Speaker 2:Who's the same? Probably Alright. So how do we want to start this email out, guys?
Speaker 6:So let's start them by like Thinking them for reaching out.
Speaker 2:So yeah, thank you for reaching out to us.
Speaker 5:Thank you so much for reaching out.
Speaker 2:Thank you so much. Do you want me to put so much in there?
Speaker 4:Let's start off with a formal greeting. So we need to say like Dear Prexy Quinto, hello Prexy Quinto.
Speaker 2:This is why we have E.
Speaker 6:Yes, probably throw something in there about, like we reviewed your credentials, we reviewed your credentials.
Speaker 1:We let's start with the thank you for reaching out to us.
Speaker 4:Then you follow it with the review, the credentials that you have sent out.
Speaker 3:Oh my fuck.
Speaker 4:The provider of our own, I'm back tonight.
Speaker 6:This is the best thing ever. This is the greatest.
Speaker 4:I love it. We still want to put her on our show after that.
Speaker 2:The whole goal of this email is to If they, if they really want to do it, If they want to do it at this point we're down, but they fucking need to know that this isn't the podcast they thought it was.
Speaker 5:If this person comes on the podcast, it's sex game number three baby.
Speaker 2:And she's one of the voices That'll get everybody having a boner. Yeah, ladies.
Speaker 3:So she's gonna be like what's discord and how does it work, Fuck?
Speaker 2:Why is there?
Speaker 6:a name on my screen. So he's gonna go beat it to MLB.
Speaker 2:Oh my god, bd joined and it's just alright. I'm gonna go pull a cocoa and beat my nicked MLB Big demo B this is. This is the greatest.
Speaker 5:I fucking love it. I'm sweating dude.
Speaker 4:We need a fucking wucky and we just have Miz just in the background just randomly hitting shit like that from time to time. Miz loves this.
Speaker 6:We're just like. Miz is a mute. Miz is fucking dying, right now.
Speaker 4:He fucking communicates through sound alerts. He just starts spamming the most racist shit possible. Wow, you got this, oh my god, fuck you.
Speaker 2:die Zino. You're so fucking red and shiny. What? Because this is our best idea we've ever had. This is even happening. This is even happening. This is even happening. This is even happening.
Speaker 4:This is even happening. This was somebody making an on-, not an honest mistake.
Speaker 2:They should have fucking listened to an episode. It is an honest mistake on their part.
Speaker 4:This should not be a thing we're doing. You know what's really funny is I made a joke, you know how there's one random podcast episode that's actually about ADHD.
Speaker 2:that's called ADHD After Dark and we were worried about that. What if they listen to that and then searched ADHD After Dark? And you were like and then searched ADHD After Dark and found honors instead?
Speaker 4:Oh, no, oh no, oh no. Oh no, oh no.
Speaker 2:Okay, so we've reviewed your credentials. Like is that the sentence? I got distracted a bunch, imagine, imagine.
Speaker 4:Let's say, we reviewed the credentials you sent and watched the video as well. We've reviewed.
Speaker 2:Good thing that everybody's gonna be able to hear my typing in the podcast so that we don't have to do something during me typing. So thank you for reaching out to us. We've reviewed the credentials you've sent and watched the video as well.
Speaker 4:What do we wanna say now? You need to express interest in your offer.
Speaker 3:Oh my.
Speaker 5:This young assistant is probably an intern. She's not getting paid. She's like oh my God. It says lead account manager.
Speaker 2:She's getting paid something. Joe, I finally got one.
Speaker 5:I finally got you a podcast to be honored. They have almost 2,000 downloads. It's gonna be great. She's gonna be like that's awesome. Practically, I appreciate it Like you did great. And then they sent this to me. They sent this episode they recommended for us to listen to before joining. It would be really helpful. And then it just goes in to eat fucking, honest, de-sucking cock.
Speaker 2:I'm laughing so hard I wouldn't be surprised if I don't ship myself before this episode ends, like if you hear me say, oh, might as well, just fucking tough it out. I'm putting my pants, guys laughing.
Speaker 4:I need to say are we going to help?
Speaker 7:This is amazing.
Speaker 4:It's a good idea. I have a wife, there's nothing you can tell us about this?
Speaker 7:They deserve this. Yeah, they fucked up Pre-Satan, fuck God.
Speaker 4:I'm 900% sure All they fucking did was they surfed ADHD because they're just like maybe that's the topic we can focus on and just send out a mass of emails to any ADHD podcast, or they got us confused with a fucking book.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's unfortunate, I think, yeah, yeah, hope they didn't read that book and then expected our podcast to be like it because I mean, well, we're going to show them what to expect we're giving
Speaker 5:them the information.
Speaker 4:We're going to talk about sex on here a lot. I mean, when do we not talk about Zeno's massive dick? We even talked about every fucking.
Speaker 2:We talked about it. This episode already. My fucking glasses are fucking up.
Speaker 6:God damn excited.
Speaker 2:Oh my god, this is oh dude. My fucking dick is hard as fuck right now.
Speaker 4:I need to mischeck. Are you still okay with this? I'm not on my date right now, I'm just stroking. Ok, this is good with it. I love that this is just buying into the.
Speaker 2:I'm just going to press sell points for the fucking I'm, the duration, I'm dead.
Speaker 6:I love it, I fucking love it.
Speaker 2:So our podcast is over. After this episode Like we cannot get any. We can't get any better than this.
Speaker 6:This is a milestone in our lives, boys. Oh my god, so we got it.
Speaker 2:We were great, we would like to express interest in your offer. Anything else in that sentence or period, we're still on the first fucking. It's we're on, I think, the third one at this point.
Speaker 5:I don't know if your insert name here counts as a sentence. I think we're still on like the second.
Speaker 2:No, there's three periods.
Speaker 6:All right. Thank you for reaching out to us. We've reviewed your credentials. You sent and watched the video. We would like to interest in your offer.
Speaker 4:I like that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, where are we at so? New paragraph, new paragraph continuing this paragraph. However, we do have some demands, maybe a copy and paste in like the fucking shitty letters from a ransom note.
Speaker 4:I would say something like our team has some questions for you.
Speaker 6:Yes, but I get my own.
Speaker 2:Mildly Call in period because we're doing a bulletin list. I see you, I can't see.
Speaker 4:Maybe. Maybe we can say like one thing is we are primarily a comedy podcast and we were curious how could they bring humor to the podcast with these subjects? Ok, so.
Speaker 5:If I could wait, you're way too professional. Ask them if they like talking about people with huge cocks, First off, and second if they've ever played a game where the next sense is a racist just so you know you know, did you know that Murky's a racist?
Speaker 6:Just to coming.
Speaker 2:Oh God, so we had. So could you give me that again, because I fucking spaced out, was it one? Question we had for you was what was it. Is that how it was worded?
Speaker 4:Yeah, we had some questions for you, then maybe make a bulletin list. Ok, there we go we say that we are a comedy podcast and, you know, try to start off professional and then as we go down the list, it just becomes worse and worse. Got it OK.
Speaker 2:We are comedy podcasts, so we were wondering how you could bring these topics in with your community.
Speaker 5:Yes. I can love it. This is a great thing, Bro.
Speaker 2:we're going to have to like post this as a screenshot of fucking Twitter. What are the fucking screen shots? Screen Twitter screen shot. We won't fucking include anything of hers. Yeah, any of their we're just going to fucking show our response. Ok, what's the next bullet? How are we getting? How we get the?
Speaker 5:next question yeah, what's the next question we have for this person? How?
Speaker 2:much are you offering? That's going to be in here somewhere, right?
Speaker 5:Yeah, how much exactly? Let's put that at the end.
Speaker 6:Like how much would you agree to our hourly rates?
Speaker 2:I'll just put a space here. Will you agree to our hourly rates and we'll attach a fucking document later. Yeah, I'm going to put it for you.
Speaker 5:On mine. You have to have murky with and without ass.
Speaker 2:I put it for you. Does he see a document?
Speaker 6:Yes, I love it.
Speaker 2:Somebody needs to get working on our hourly, hourly rates document right now. Somebody just give me a fucking text file that we can shove in here.
Speaker 4:It should just be a picture of a crudely drawn like with crayon.
Speaker 2:Do it in MS Paint and send it to me as a PNG. I'm only using the mouse to draw the text. That's the point. Yes, yes, and I'm going to. I'm not going to insert the PNG in line, I'm going to attach it. So they have to fucking open it.
Speaker 5:You know you have to put up top in like, yeah, green fucking crayon writing group package and then just underneath of a book, $500 an hour group, the party plan, the party.
Speaker 2:It comes with a pizza party.
Speaker 5:Podcast party plan.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, I fucking this is. This is, quite honestly, this may be the dumbest thing I've ever done.
Speaker 4:Same. I love it.
Speaker 5:We're still working on question two.
Speaker 2:This is also going to be like our cleanest episode ever.
Speaker 6:Guys, I'm just starting on this and it looks so dumb.
Speaker 2:And it's perfect, perfect, perfect.
Speaker 6:Hang on, let me finish this first row, then I'll share it.
Speaker 2:I love it Like there's no afraid of sharing anything here because we're trying to be shitty. Question number two have you listened to a podcast episode yet? If not, we suggest season one, episode six, right?
Speaker 4:And then send a link on like a spot. Yeah, yeah. And just list on there that we personally believe it's one of our better episodes. That really shows off, hey, hey.
Speaker 3:Oh, my God.
Speaker 5:I hope this person's smart enough to look at this and be like OK, these guys are definitely like fucking with us. See attached Spotify link fucking, I just have a document of text links.
Speaker 2:Hang on, let me fucking open up Spotify real quick. Hopefully nothing copyright plays. Oh, don't play, don't play, don't play on startup.
Speaker 5:I will be right back.
Speaker 2:Okay, good.
Speaker 5:It didn't play on start. All right, I already get out this myself.
Speaker 2:Dude, I almost fucking shit myself.
Speaker 4:Do you all just need to take a quick bathroom break? No Good, no, I sold yourself.
Speaker 2:I'm waiting for that. I farted on a poopy, almost slipped out. That was wet. The boys play a sex game. Here we go share copy episode link here. What was the other thing we were gonna say? We think this really shows off what our podcast is about, or something like that.
Speaker 6:Oh, I really embodies the essence of our podcast. Alright. Share screen untitled paint.
Speaker 4:Oh, okay. I. Like a happy Smiley Sun in the corner. It needs it.
Speaker 2:Smiley Sun in the corner for the love of God you know, I love that you use the spray paint brush to do this. Yeah, it looks like crayons bro.
Speaker 4:Oh my god, you know, I thought I was having a bad day until this moment.
Speaker 6:I said this morning I thought it's gonna be a shit day. It's fucking hottest fuck. And then cocoa read this email to me. I was like this is the best day of my life.
Speaker 2:I we've turned this into a 33 minute fucking. A strap again, oh.
Speaker 7:Fuck my god okay, make this.
Speaker 5:Make the spray area bigger to see the colored in faster.
Speaker 2:All the way, just fucking leave some gaps. Yeah, you got. You got bored halfway through it. Adhd kicked in there. You know that's it. That's the logo. You're done. There we go yeah it looks like a fucking cat.
Speaker 4:It looks like a bad Sonic the Hedgehog.
Speaker 5:Yeah, that's good, that's good.
Speaker 7:Bro, that's my asshole.
Speaker 5:Your ass was yellow Satan dude, I'm literally fire.
Speaker 7:Why wouldn't it be yellow?
Speaker 4:Okay, I love it, I love it, okay right.
Speaker 2:I love the crossed out team by the way, did you mess up and you were just like no.
Speaker 6:I put that in there on purpose. I was like this is gonna be fucking.
Speaker 2:Of course I fucked it up, but I wasn't gonna reach it, because I ain't no bitch.
Speaker 6:I was like trying to think how I can make it looks more stupid. That's like I'm gonna draw an extra tea and just it looks incredible, doesn't it?
Speaker 2:Oh, next week's episode is gonna be us probably reading a reply from these guys or just saying that they didn't contact us back. I really hope they send us something back. If they send something back and say you know, this isn't the podcast, we thought it was like to be on. I'll be like oh, oh no.
Speaker 5:Oh my god what if they give us a counter offer like we'll give you guys 75 bucks a person?
Speaker 2:Yes, if they give us a counter offer and say we'll give you 75 dollars a person, the answer has to be yes, because they now have to know what they've got themselves into and if it's five dollars per person, if they just say, they'll still be on the fucking podcast will agree to it.
Speaker 6:Yeah, cuz Like.
Speaker 5:Shit a little too hot.
Speaker 2:Oh, all right with oh my god, this is I. I'm so glad that we all met.
Speaker 6:Here's ease rates here number one E just a little line and then what, what, what is ease rate?
Speaker 2:Fucking house. I.
Speaker 5:Put the square with the little roof.
Speaker 4:Yeah, just draw a house.
Speaker 2:He picks just a feet. Picks. Can you draw a feet with the spray paint? Can Just two feet? Picks two feet.
Speaker 4:Yeah, just put in two feet, don't even add anything after feet.
Speaker 2:Fucking cow feet or something like that.
Speaker 6:They should have spelled feet with it with an, a just.
Speaker 4:I.
Speaker 5:Am sweating so hardcore right now.
Speaker 4:Oh, obviously you can't tell you want to be cocoa purple, let's go purple oh.
Speaker 6:Good yes.
Speaker 4:Y'all remember when this podcast used to be about watching fucking Pokemon well, we have any.
Speaker 2:We named it ADHD for a reason. Yeah, what should my, what should, what should my payment be? Um, just draw a fucking picture of a dildo.
Speaker 6:I don't think I want to do that.
Speaker 5:No no. I'm sending this to somebody like they're gonna open this.
Speaker 6:You want yours to be like 69 Snickers bars or some stupid shit. I don't know let's make it.
Speaker 2:Let's make it 69 kick-cat bars.
Speaker 4:The way you fucking eat kick-cat bars, though, is the way the sane person eats them.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so she'll have to watch me do it.
Speaker 4:I'm scared for the camera with each bite yeah 69 glizzies 69 glizzies.
Speaker 2:They better if they open this and don't realize we're fucking with them. Their fucking mistake. Oh, am I a terrible person for wanting to ask marky for his what race do you hate the most? Oh, what the fuck, margie you can't say that about them. Yeah we're not putting that. They are people.
Speaker 4:That's a good.
Speaker 6:Margie, what color you want to be?
Speaker 5:yummy orange, orange oh.
Speaker 2:This is glorious. How hard is it to write with the fucking mouse? It sucks, doesn't it?
Speaker 6:it is pretty terrible.
Speaker 2:Everything else is garbage, but the Y is like Picasso.
Speaker 5:Pack of. A fucking girl and say, mom, 60, I want the big pack of cramps.
Speaker 2:No, you got to do what I said. You just got to draw a picture of a female and put an arrow at it and say mom.
Speaker 4:I want to replace two feet from murky's.
Speaker 2:Oh when she's dead. Mom just put a shitty carrot underneath.
Speaker 6:No. I can't fucking deal. Oh, my god, oh.
Speaker 5:I love it here.
Speaker 6:What are we doing for murky, the big box of Big box?
Speaker 4:64 crayola crayons all red.
Speaker 2:No 64 red crayolas and one one green.
Speaker 6:What's your favorite flavor?
Speaker 5:60 you read and taste the best? Yeah right.
Speaker 7:And.
Speaker 6:I'm writing it in green.
Speaker 7:I love it.
Speaker 6:Yeah, you should spell it already a D oh.
Speaker 5:Wait, wait, wait, just cross out the correct spelling.
Speaker 2:Yeah, oh my god, I would you break. Oh my god, bro. Okay, you broke your knife, you're gonna come stab me. Well, that was a mistake, she was gonna stab me. You heard it here first on the podcast Fucking shell, save me. This is, quite honestly, the best podcast we've ever made.
Speaker 5:Oh, what are you? What's? What payment are you requiring?
Speaker 2:I Can't wait to see what Zeno's payment is.
Speaker 4:Oh my god, a date with a girl on tinder, oh a better girlfriend not grinder.
Speaker 2:You should meet and greet with Jason David Frank.
Speaker 7:Oh.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 7:Hey Zeno, I can make that happen.
Speaker 6:I'm gonna put meet and greet with David Yoast.
Speaker 2:There we go. Okay, zeno has like the most reasonable thing on the list.
Speaker 6:Should it be like?
Speaker 2:Should we be more like the episode it's? It's too much to explain at this point. Somebody sent us an email. What's correct? Hey, stop stabbing me, I'm done, ah they're watching me get stabbed, that's abuse.
Speaker 2:I was gonna explain it and then you started stabbing me. Now Can you get? No, no, stop. They want to have a serious conversation about ADHD on our podcast and and now we're extreme. Um, so you'll get to see, you'll get to hear it. We're gonna post a picture of our response on Twitter. What should mine be? It's gonna be something funny, just feet pics. But we already did the feet. Well, we crossed it out, oh yeah we cross it out, yeah.
Speaker 6:Thanks flags. That's pass at six flags.
Speaker 2:Yeah six flags Ohio, because it's closed. They can't get that just like they can't get your mom. Sorry, murky, that came out fast, yeah, but fuck you, you were shitting down my throat three weeks ago. That's true? Hey, you, piece of shit. That was a long time ago, yeah, so I hold grudge. Ah, please stop you stab me. How many times? Keep stabbing gas? I don't want to be stabbed. Six flags, fast pass.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I don't want to be stabbed either.
Speaker 2:What, yeah, how can I stab anything? It's too short, it's, it's more of just a, more of just a poke. Oh, gas Are we giving? What is happening here? Group, oh, the party, the party fee group right yeah groupie, group party package.
Speaker 6:Oh God, you know like I should make each word a different color, really draw attention to it.
Speaker 2:Have we been thinking of other questions? Are we just been watching this match?
Speaker 5:We got more questions coming. You know, don't worry, we got. We got another 45 minutes, we got a film, this bit this whole podcast.
Speaker 2:We're actually gonna be able to name this podcast one thing Fucking with a doctor. I Don't know if I should. You know what? That's the name? Ai make that the night. Make it like you got, you bought one just take that no.
Speaker 6:No, what's. What's our group party rate like $20 or something like that.
Speaker 2:Hey, it's just be super simple, fucking the box of crab ring you are. Okay, box of crab. Right, go got it, are you? You can hop and discord and listen to this. Oh, oh, my god, that yellow is awful, I love it. That's the end.
Speaker 6:Make the background of this shit black.
Speaker 2:But leave all the letters, leave all the places that don't get filled in white. Oh.
Speaker 5:Oh, oh, my god, they did rank rank goose rang goose, boss of cat rank goose oh. Rengoes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I love it. It's RENGIES. Oh my god, there have been a lot of memes that came out of this.
Speaker 4:And I love them all this is fucking incredible.
Speaker 6:This is my favorite thing ever.
Speaker 2:Alright, you gotta send this to me so I can fucking add it to the attachments of the email. Oh shit, oh, this is so. What other things are we? What are we thinking? About here. I love how it's like super huge too. Look at the view. That's amazing oh.
Speaker 6:Should I share this to the Twitter page now? Yes, absolutely.
Speaker 2:Share this to the Twitter page.
Speaker 4:It's not ex's Twitter, let's be honest.
Speaker 5:Ok, also the link you sent for the episode. You sent season 1, episode 3. Oh, did I? I need a verification code. Coco, yeah, the boys play a sex game it was season 1, episode 3. Oh, you need a verification code the boys play another sex game, season 1, episode 6.
Speaker 2:Hang on, give me a second For the ADHD Twitter. Uh-huh, if I could spell 084087, that should work.
Speaker 6:Did it work? It did not.
Speaker 5:Just a different verification.
Speaker 2:I'm just gonna, I'll paste it. I haven't logged in right now. Yeah, yeah, adhd After Dark Picture ADHD rates Post. I just posted it. I fucking this is so shitty. I love it. Ok, so let me go ahead and attach that to the email as an attachment and not a insert, because why would we put this in line, I feel? Like we could get worse than our hourly weights. By the way, I feel like there's a question that's worse than that, so I used the wrong link. Did you like fucking type that shit out?
Speaker 6:What.
Speaker 2:I'm asking, murky, what Did you like? Type the link out and get it. No, well, how'd you know it was to season?
Speaker 5:Because I heard you say the episode title and I know it wasn't the right title. The boys play another sex game. Yeah, the boys play another sex game. That's the one.
Speaker 2:That's the one I copied. Fuck you, murky, don't say that.
Speaker 6:Murky, come on, dude you can't do that.
Speaker 4:We're running a serious business email Right.
Speaker 2:Hang on. I have another question that's after this one. Will you play Apocalypse? Wow, I don't know how to spell Apocalypse off the top of my head.
Speaker 3:Fuck.
Speaker 4:I got it wrong A-P-O-C-A-L-Y-P-S-E.
Speaker 2:There we go. Will you play Apocalypse? Wow Is on there.
Speaker 4:You have to choose your own Owen Wilson character. These ones are not available, but that in parentheses.
Speaker 2:What the whole? Thing?
Speaker 6:The whole thing that you just said yes, including that.
Speaker 5:Letting Crashers and Marley and me, mobius, from fucking Loki.
Speaker 2:I'll put another set of parentheses. Boy open it.
Speaker 3:Yes, from shit I knew.
Speaker 2:Oh my.
Speaker 3:God so lightning McQueen.
Speaker 2:Lightning McQueen from Cars.
Speaker 5:Not these.
Speaker 2:Not these. What was the other one? Somebody from Wedding Crashers?
Speaker 5:John from. Wedding Crashers From Wedding Crashers and Marley and me, where they're part of the same universe.
Speaker 2:Wedding and me Wait what.
Speaker 4:Marley and me.
Speaker 6:Wedding and me, oh my God.
Speaker 3:Where they are.
Speaker 2:I'm making this as run on as possible, because we're going towards the end. Who else Mobius?
Speaker 5:With Mobius from Loki.
Speaker 2:Who else, who else do we not have available?
Speaker 5:Royal Bannon.
Speaker 2:Oh, is that B-A-N-N-O-N?
Speaker 6:For hell.
Speaker 2:Close enough Is there a posture fee on the O.
Speaker 6:It doesn't matter.
Speaker 2:It does matter if we're getting here.
Speaker 4:We have two quotations on this.
Speaker 2:Hey, this is programming. This works in programming. That's true, I feel like we can still get worse than that, but all right, what other questions do we have? You didn't put where Royal Bannon's from. Oh, I forgot.
Speaker 6:Night's noon. There, I forgot where he's from Google it.
Speaker 5:Hang on, I'll put another set of parentheses.
Speaker 2:Google it. Yes, I forgot to put it in parentheses. I got one. I did. Should I put an extra one just for good measure, to confuse them, in case they're a robot? Let's see if they can parse that bitches. This is fucking terrible.
Speaker 5:Where do both Gardevoir and Vaporeon fall on your fuckability scale?
Speaker 2:I'm not going to put the F word, I will say smash your pass on Gardevoir, slash Vaporeon.
Speaker 6:Just ask him how breedable they are.
Speaker 2:How breedable is a Vaporeon?
Speaker 6:I don't know. That's a good idea, though, either.
Speaker 2:Should I just say smash or pass, or no?
Speaker 5:I feel like if they ask them how knowledgeable they are in Pokemon.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I'll do that up here. Then how knowledgeable God. God, I spelled it wrong, fuck.
Speaker 6:How knowledge are they in Pokemon breeding? It's ironic.
Speaker 2:Pokemon egg breeding. We'll say that Because that's a thing that people do, and if they think we were talking about something else, they're the ones that are fucked up.
Speaker 4:That's right about to say man get real Elmald seed cope.
Speaker 7:What the fuck.
Speaker 2:Why did it? Why am I type P? It's Pokemon egg production. Also, I got the little E with the accent there.
Speaker 6:Nice.
Speaker 2:I happen to know the keyboard code for that, 0233. What else Do the hourly rates happen before or after the egg breeding?
Speaker 4:I think they should have been after the egg breeding.
Speaker 2:Okay, an apocalypse while after the hourly rates or before the hourly rates.
Speaker 4:Before the hourly rates, for sure.
Speaker 2:Okay, so is the hourly rates just going to be the last thing?
Speaker 4:I think hourly rates should be end. We hit them hard with the hourly rates.
Speaker 2:Okay, what comes after apocalypse? Wow, how many questions do we want.
Speaker 4:I think what we have is fine.
Speaker 2:Is that it All right? And now? How do we end this?
Speaker 6:Sincerely ADHD after the egg breeding. We eagerly await your response.
Speaker 2:We absolutely do.
Speaker 6:Right.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, it's just going to finish it for me. Yes Is that it. Sincerely ADHD after dark.
Speaker 6:Sincerely the ADHD after dark team.
Speaker 4:I was going to say the same thing. This is a team effort here, sincerely.
Speaker 2:This is our email.
Speaker 6:Take a screenshot of that shit. I pressed the same button.
Speaker 2:Dear Prec Sequinto, thank you for reaching out to us. We reviewed the credentials you sent and watched the video as well. We would like to express interest in your offer. However, our team has some questions for you. We're a comedy podcast, so we're wondering how you could bring these topics into a comedic setting. Have you listened to an episode of the podcast yet? We recommend listening to season one, episode six, which we all know is the boys play another sex game, which is the Food Naughty. Linked to a podcast episode of this truly embodies the essence of our podcast. How knowledgeable are you in Pokemon egg breeding? Will you play Apocalypse? Wow, parenthesy. You have to choose your own Wilson character Parenthesy, not these. Lightning McQueen from Cars, john from Wedding Crashers and Marley and Me, where they are part of the same universe. Mobius from that Disney Plus show. Roy O'Bannon I forgot where he's from Parenthesy, google it. And Parenthesy and Parenthesy, and Parenthesy and Parenthesy, because there's one extra. Will you agree to our hourly rates? Parenthesy, see attached document. We eagerly await your response. Sincerely, the ADHD after Dark Team.
Speaker 6:I love it, send. This is the greatest thing we've ever done, oh.
Speaker 2:Oh no, we hit the send button.
Speaker 4:We can't undo it.
Speaker 6:I don't want to undo it.
Speaker 4:Part of me kind of just hopes they ignore it, but another part of me hopes that we actually get a reply.
Speaker 2:I hope we get a reply. Oh, it's that kind of podcast. What do we do the rest of the podcast? Like, yeah, like that took an hour. That was an hour well spent.
Speaker 6:I don't give a fuck what anyone says. That was the best hour.
Speaker 2:I've ever.
Speaker 4:Honestly, that was one of our biggest highlights, where we actually came together as like a team.
Speaker 6:We did, didn't we, we set the ADHD aside and we powered through and I would say we let our ADHD lead us to this together, absolutely. We really turned our ADHD into a good thing. We turned our ADHD into a superpower with this voice.
Speaker 2:Hey, you can't use that. This is already a podcast.
Speaker 6:Oh sorry, fuck you hall ADHD is our superpower.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, I can't wait to tell hall that we had interest from somebody cooler than him. He won't believe us and I'll be like, yeah, but you got to watch the episode and he'll be like I won't.
Speaker 4:He's like yeah, he would never listen to another episode of this.
Speaker 2:I'll be surprised if this lady bites. If they respond at all, I call it a W. If they offer after all of that to still come on, it's their fucking mistake.
Speaker 4:Oh, 110%.
Speaker 2:I will not feel bad about wasting this lady's time, because it will only be about 15 minutes before she realizes that she fucked up. Give it five. I give it five. Well, now we'll let her talk for about 10 minutes and then we'll just ignore what she's done. Markie, that was loud, markie's, not even here right now. How do you, how do you say something? How do they say something that made?
Speaker 6:it all the way here. Markie is in the kitchen.
Speaker 2:You fucking right now.
Speaker 6:Must have. That's what he does. He's actually fucking. I imagine he grabs something out of the oven without oven mitts.
Speaker 2:That sounds like Markie could do yeah it does, it really does actually Because you heard the crash afterwards, right?
Speaker 6:Yeah, yeah, I did. Yeah, I think that had something to do with it.
Speaker 4:Oh my God, that that was incredible, that brought us together and I think we're better friends for it, Absolutely Like what do you think is going through their mind when they read this?
Speaker 2:Like, when do you think they're going to realize that they might have gotten the wrong people?
Speaker 6:Trash.
Speaker 4:Yeah, they're immediately deleting it and blocking us.
Speaker 2:Oh, I hope they do. I'll send them a follow up email like next We'll send them a follow. If they don't respond back to us, we'll send a follow up email say just want to make sure this gets to the top of your of your inbox.
Speaker 6:Yes, yes, oh my God, we got to reconvene on this on like Sunday. No, we'll see if we got a response.
Speaker 2:Well, no, we're going to fucking read. As soon as I get a response, I'm letting you guys know and we will talk about it in the fucking next podcast. But if we don't get a response by the next podcast, we're going to bump it to the top of their inbox and and at that point in time we're either going to see that the email center, we're going to get a fucking fucking firewall rejection on our fucking response. Undeliverable message. That was great. So what do we do now?
Speaker 4:Like Miss, take it away, that's.
Speaker 2:Roy O'Bannon, you just confused so many fucking people right there. No idea how many people fucking hate you right now.
Speaker 5:All of the downloads, probably about 60 here in the next week.
Speaker 2:Dude.
Speaker 4:Everybody who listens to this podcast. Please share it with one person who's never heard this podcast. I beg of you that might be a mistake just so they can truly see the powers of ADHD come together for a better union.
Speaker 5:To help you out in your day to day work life and achieving your work goals.
Speaker 2:Yeah, empowerment.
Speaker 4:Oh, we're so fucking stupid, but I love it. I mean, that's why we have this podcast.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, looking looking at this email. Hang on, let me just. Let me just screen share again what this looks like in Google to you guys. I won't share like the actual picture because it'll show fucking identify for information to them and us. But take a look at how this, how this reads and then, when you see the attachment at the bottom and look at the fucking thumbnail for the fucking attachment, it looks so fucking stupid On the bright side. It was scanned by Gmail, so so it's safe, right? Yeah, absolutely.
Speaker 4:Well.
Speaker 5:I know what you are, you in Pokemon egg breeding.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, oh, what? What do we do to end the episode? Or do we just like say that this is a short episode because we have nothing to fucking?
Speaker 5:I feel like it's either 20 or 20 minutes or nothing.
Speaker 2:20 minutes yeah, we got like another 20 minutes at least before we can get to our average. Well, Zeno looks like a cherry tomato. Dude, it's because he was laughing.
Speaker 5:So hard, so hard, like fucking shy. I can see that.
Speaker 2:If you turn off your streamlights I might be able to see your computer monitors in your forehead. That's how fucking shiny it is, dude, you're sweating my ass off laughing my ass off.
Speaker 6:Oh dude, so am I Greatest day ever, my God Honestly like.
Speaker 4:I feel like if anybody else had an opportunity like that and they've always had that impulsive thought to just reply with the dumbest shit on the planet. See, here's the thing is. We've all, we've all had that response.
Speaker 2:But the thing is is there are four of us, so the urge to not do it was quickly outnumbered by the urge to do it, because we were just like fuck it, we're all together as a group. Yeah, like when the team, when Coco initially presented it, I was like get them on the podcast, get them on the podcast.
Speaker 6:And Ricky's like no, don't do it, why are they doing this? It was like the angel and the devil on Coco's shoulder and I was just like no, fucking do it. And I was fucking doing this shit and I was like I don't know.
Speaker 2:I was just like no, fucking do it and I was fucking doing this shit and I was just like how about we let them have a chance to say no? Yeah by giving them some comedy back and, if they still want to be, on More power to you, not on me.
Speaker 7:Yeah, he'd be clear. Back grind he would. He would be clear. Like you know, they had a chance to back out and you gave them the episode for the sex game. So you know we did our due diligence. You guys can't go to hell for that.
Speaker 6:Yeah, we're still going to hell, though, right.
Speaker 7:Absolutely. I'm gonna make sure that your punishment is how is to never see your mom?
Speaker 3:Wow.
Speaker 7:Yeah, well, I am Satan, so I am fucked up.
Speaker 6:Wow, satan you want a wow, yeah, wow, that was really good. Nice, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4:Yeah, hey, satan. According to the Bible, you were one of, like, the best-looking angels. Are you still hot now? Have?
Speaker 7:you seen my self-work impersonation? Well, I got that huge upper top. The only thing they didn't get right is my face. I look like foveo a bit oh.
Speaker 5:Oh, very divine defined chin, line.
Speaker 7:I'm gonna look like handsome squidward on the chin line. I look like handsome squidward on Larry the Lobster's body. Are you red too? I'm fucking Satan. Of course I'm red. Okay, I just didn't. That's reason number 25,000 why you're going to hell.
Speaker 5:You know red was. I'm gonna need to see this list. Do you have that list?
Speaker 4:Like in PDF form. Yes, it's that log, yeah.
Speaker 5:Can you send? That to our email.
Speaker 6:Yes, send that to our email. What's what's email ADHD after dark? Edgymailcom.
Speaker 7:Yes something like that. I'll get you a copy later. Um, perfect, perfect, but uh yeah, all right, I gotta go deal with murky's mom. She's beating Hitler again.
Speaker 4:Burkies, mom has got it going on.
Speaker 6:It really seemed like a problem, though, right.
Speaker 7:Yeah, but Hitler's very loud and annoying.
Speaker 6:Oh.
Speaker 7:He's waking up all the dead babies and I don't want to cry all night.
Speaker 2:That was kind of fucked up.
Speaker 5:Yeah, it was that noise said that clip to fucking show what's her name.
Speaker 2:Fucking said that clip to show what's her name. Wow, wow, oh my god. Such a good game I miss. I miss whenever that game was scary.
Speaker 6:That was a lot of fun. There's a new uh, grounded. There's a new um game and I think it's an early access right now. It's similar to grounded, except it really dives into the rpg aspect more. What's it called Um? I can't remember. I sent it in the group chat Uh a while ago, which group check.
Speaker 2:Is that refers to like seven different.
Speaker 6:Og group chat. Um, it's probably on my wishlist. Let me check real quick.
Speaker 2:You're on my wishlist.
Speaker 6:I know I am.
Speaker 2:That's sweet. You're also on my wishlist.
Speaker 6:Ooh it's called small land, survive the wilds small lands yes, it's third person only, um, but you can actually like fight a bird in, tame it and use it as a mount to get across the map. Ah.
Speaker 2:Dude, whenever I look at the picture, it looks exactly like grounded. It looks like they just use the different shader, that's all it. It really just looks like grounded boat, a different shader on the assets. Is this done by the same team that did grounded?
Speaker 6:I don't believe so.
Speaker 2:I was gonna say, if it was, then totally that's what they did.
Speaker 5:Well, it's cater's doing back there on the count.
Speaker 6:You know he's living his best life.
Speaker 3:What's up bud?
Speaker 6:Yeah, yeah, meow just being a man's. Let me see if.
Speaker 4:I zoom out.
Speaker 5:Yeah, look at there he is looking at his chunks. Look at the. Look at the loaf Dude. He takes up that whole fucking part of the couch.
Speaker 2:He's a. He's a fucking loaf right now. He's a loaf.
Speaker 5:He looks like a whole fucking turkey.
Speaker 6:That window back there is his favorite window. He's a bit pissed off that the couch is in front of it right now, because it's like kind of annoying for him to climb up the couch now to get into that window.
Speaker 2:I took a picture of of k'd loafing. It's going on adhd after dark.
Speaker 6:He's loafing hard.
Speaker 5:You just zoomed up on the cat.
Speaker 2:It absolutely is. Murky, doesn't have a twitter so uh murky doesn't have a twitter, so I'll just post it in the adhd after dark channel, like this is. This is the picture you got. I got murky.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 6:E boy he looks like. I told him he's gonna be famous and he just like did a head nod at me. He was just like he's a fucking cat.
Speaker 2:He already is famous.
Speaker 5:That's true. He looks like one of those fake rocks that people used to put outside their front door to like hide their house.
Speaker 2:He under what? Who hurt you? I'm just saying it. Who fucking, who fucking hurt you.
Speaker 5:He does.
Speaker 2:Did you just say, kade's a pet rock?
Speaker 5:No, I'm saying kade is the chunky boy. He is chunky and when he's the sat flat and all his rolls unfold, he my may or may not look like a fake rock that you would hide house keys up.
Speaker 4:Hmm, kade how do you?
Speaker 2:feel about that kade we need a response from kade.
Speaker 5:Uh, murky your uncle meow, meow, fuck you murky. Meow meow, you look like.
Speaker 6:You look like oh shit, like rocks that somebody would Hide keys on your body. What do you think about that bud? Nothing, nothing or you processing please tell me.
Speaker 2:Just put its head down and was just like.
Speaker 6:Just kind of like looking at the floor, like why would fucking uncle murky say something like that? Because he's a piece of shit. Okay, anything else you'd like to add? This, this segment, brought to you by kade uh, he said, you're built like a baked bean bitch.
Speaker 2:Oh, you're fucking bean bitch.
Speaker 6:Kade is root beer. It's a canon event. Murky, built like a baked bean.
Speaker 5:No, I don't. I went to a party for one of my Uh buddies 30th and a co-worker of theirs said I looked like a human meatball.
Speaker 6:Why would you say that about somebody you don't know?
Speaker 5:because I'm thicker than bud.
Speaker 2:Okay.
Speaker 5:I'm thick as shit. Yeah, dude, this ass, the fucking size of my head.
Speaker 7:I.
Speaker 4:That was my own.
Speaker 5:I don't have another burp loaded up. Sorry, hurry zeno shit yourself. I can't.
Speaker 6:Miss, help me out skill issue. Uh me shit myself.
Speaker 5:Oh yeah, miss had something. He gets credit for being in the episode. I farted in a poopie almost slipped out.
Speaker 6:The close up. Oh, yesterday I almost pulled a murky. Oh, do you almost hit yourself you. I almost had to beat your dick off the mlp porn no no. I did almost shit on the ground, though. So I, uh, I was at work yesterday and I kind of had the poop when I left work and was, like you know, I can wait until I get home. Not that big of a deal, mind you. I drive 25 minutes.
Speaker 2:That was coming off guard that was very, very reverby.
Speaker 6:I drive 25 minutes to get home now, where I used to drive five minutes from home. So, right, my confidence was very misplaced and skewed, uh, based on my previous um place of employment. So I legit like got halfway through and it was like all I could do to hold it in, like it hurt to hold it in To get home and I legit pulled into the driveway and had to like talk myself into getting out of the car and just like Sprinting to the door as fast as I could without letting anything fucking spill in. Of course, it's like the one day my neighbor is outside and I like didn't say shit to him, didn't look at him or anything. Usually, if I see him outside or he sees me outside, we wave at each other and greet each other.
Speaker 2:He saw me run you whatever, and he knew it was gone.
Speaker 6:I legit just like got out of the car Immediately sped, walked to the house and, like as soon as I got through the door, just like ran to the fucking bathroom. I don't even think I got asked cheeks to toilet seat Before shit started coming out and it was fucking aggressive. It looked like the goddamn Loch Ness monster came out of my asshole, like the turd was peeking out of the top of the bowl, and then when I flushed it was like it was looking around the fucking room.
Speaker 2:Just like a fucking periscope coming out of the toilet while the snakes going down. It was like what?
Speaker 6:the fuck's going on here. Oh shit, it was fucking horrifying. So that happened to me yesterday nice. Yeah, and then we sent a message to shell. Yeah, I didn't even check my mail. When I got home I usually I checked my mail. I waited until like well into the evening, like 8 30, before I went out to check the mail because I didn't want him to be outside and him think like I was being rude to him on purpose and I didn't want to have the conversation. Oh why I didn't say hi.
Speaker 2:He knew, he saw the walk you were doing, the fucking poop.
Speaker 6:I was doing the walk man.
Speaker 5:Sorry. I didn't say anything earlier, man, I was don't.
Speaker 2:Don't know if you could tell but I was really clenching my ass cheeks hard.
Speaker 6:There's a reason. It looked like I had a corn cob stuck out my ass.
Speaker 2:I did to keep the poop in. Yeah.
Speaker 6:It was rough.
Speaker 2:Would you have shoved the dildo in your ass in that instance to keep the poop from leaking out, so you didn't shit your pants?
Speaker 6:Absolutely not. I would have just shoved them on the ground.
Speaker 5:I feel like this is definitely the content of someone with a master's degree we want to talk about it's a doctorate degree. Oh they have a oh for real, they have a doctorate.
Speaker 2:What I saw is they have a master. Oh, they have a phd.
Speaker 6:They have a doctorate and they didn't like Check the credentials of who they were reaching out to yeah, let me go.
Speaker 5:They're not paying somebody enough to do some some looking. You could the fuck.
Speaker 4:I'm so sorry. In turn that has to listen to that episode of coco and I voicing a porn game.
Speaker 2:I know she has a master's. Sorry, I had to fact check it. I thought I saw somewhere she had a doctorate. Oh, I'm not sorry at all. I hope that you read the title and realize what you got yourself into.
Speaker 6:And at that point you don't get far enough into it to actually listen to the podcast, at least that episode.
Speaker 5:Because the first thing they're going to hear before they ever get to anything actually happening game is all right, guys.
Speaker 2:How long until we see it, dick, that's like the first thing that we say to her.
Speaker 5:And we're all going to bet on how long it takes to see Dick.
Speaker 2:How long did it take for us to see Dick? It was like fucking 30 minutes.
Speaker 4:It was a while.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I mean, we saw Balge. We saw Balge really early. Yeah, there was plenty of Balge and we were waiting for that Dick to come out and it was like 30.
Speaker 5:Them boys and fries took longer, it did. The food naughty was in the first 10 minutes and he got it right because Coco hacked the system and then it just comes up as like a big ass Dick spitting around on the site.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, the fact that you know so much about that episode means that I'll be the history guy, I know you just want fucking food. Remember when Farha just kept tweeting on Twitter yeah, more food, not knowing what the fuck it was. Remember that when he was like fucking tweet it and then we told him what it was cringy.
Speaker 4:That's all he knew.
Speaker 2:He didn't realize what he was saying.
Speaker 4:Guys, I'm foddering so hard.
Speaker 2:I'm God that was one of the fucking best nights in the United ever. I couldn't even get mad that we were losing because Farha had no idea how to play the game and he was just off having his own good old time where we're all getting fucked.
Speaker 5:He's like yeah, dude, you guys are getting fucked up. I'm hoping you're fucking up these little things dude.
Speaker 2:He didn't even know that we were getting fucked up. He's like you're all dying. How the fuck you all dying? I'm killing all these things. It's like it's because they're just the fodder I'm foddering. Oh, fuck you, farha.
Speaker 5:Oh, we also love you, fuck you A whole, fuck you, you piece of shit.
Speaker 2:We already said that. We already said that, we all.
Speaker 4:I'm helping Murky out with this. Fuck you all.
Speaker 5:Yeah, fuck you all, you dumb piece.
Speaker 4:So when you quit an ascension, I'm still in ascension.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you're still in ascension. Oh fuck, I forgot.
Speaker 5:Paul, go mow your lawn and try to make small talk with the neighbors that hate you.
Speaker 2:I'll drop out of ascension before the next town hall. We'll do that.
Speaker 4:I already did.
Speaker 2:Xena, why are you still in ascension?
Speaker 6:Um, because I still think there's good to come of it and I'm not so pessimistic about it.
Speaker 5:Yeah Well, fuck that and fuck that.
Speaker 6:You can just leave ascension on that. Fuck you for having a legit response. That's not emotionally fueling.
Speaker 5:I'm fired you for having your emotions in check.
Speaker 4:You're watching those old shit. All right, those murky needs his hatred of Hall to continue, so that way, murky still has that one right Right.
Speaker 5:Right, you all once. Once Xena leaves and it's like fuck. Now I can't talk shit about Hall, because no one that I care about is connected to him in any way, but as long as Zeno is there, hall, you piece of shit. Okay, go to the window, get up there.
Speaker 2:I had a podcast with Hall and it failed because, yeah, Hall because he was more successful and he got jealous.
Speaker 5:Yeah, well, that calls dog shit.
Speaker 2:Well, ADHD, it was dead before ADHD. I can go get. I can go get 10 PSA skews.
Speaker 5:I can go get 10 people and offer to pay them $100,000 to talk to Hall for an hour and not want to fucking leave, and no one would get paid because everyone would leave, because it's fucking annoying.
Speaker 2:I'm glad he doesn't have these podcasts.
Speaker 3:Fuck that guy, hmm.
Speaker 2:Fuck you, he does got a big dick. Yeah, huge Shell stole a picture of it.
Speaker 6:The biggest. Yeah, what the fuck was that about? She did enough research to find my dick on the other.
Speaker 2:She also found lemons, so she found me and fucking ease dick too, yeah. What if she's just like.
Speaker 5:Well, the reason you guys play these sex games is because actually you're autistic.
Speaker 6:I mean, I mean, I would be, I was with some like legit answers and we're just like son of a bitch Shell. Hey guys, hey guys, no Shell.
Speaker 5:What a fucking this is, shell. I want to let you know we really appreciate your email and I listened to every episode you have. I want you all to know that you don't actually have ADHD.
Speaker 2:You're just all fucking retarded.
Speaker 5:You guys are all actually on the autistic spectrum and murky, you're the worst. That is great, murky, you're the most autistic. Coco, you guys are tied for second most autistic.
Speaker 4:OK, I can say that honestly. I would not be surprised.
Speaker 5:Do you know? You're actually very high functioning autistic.
Speaker 4:I would not be surprised because I want to go in and try to get back on attention deficit medication If they make me do the Brown test or whatever whatever it's called again that they're going to be like yeah, I think you're autistic. That's my honest to God. Have you ever have you ever heard of the Tism?
Speaker 2:Have you ever heard of the Tism Jesus Christ?
Speaker 6:You got to do.
Speaker 4:I think you would just little Tism so much if I was autistic.
Speaker 2:Would that explain why you fucking secretly One of the questions on.
Speaker 4:There is probably going to be like do you prefer the two names mean Ninja Turtles. Do you prefer Sonic the Hedgehog or Power Rangers? Fuck all three.
Speaker 2:Fucking, he's going to hit the question.
Speaker 5:Are you another one? He's going to get.
Speaker 2:Are you a furry? And then he'll say, absolutely no. Do you hate furries? Yes, the next is going to come back and say you're a closet furry.
Speaker 4:I might commit suicide.
Speaker 2:You tried once. It didn't work, don't let words define you. I'm going to steal my.
Speaker 5:I'm so sorry. No, I wouldn't actually say that again.
Speaker 2:That shit kills you yeah.
Speaker 4:I fucking hate the put in that I hate, the put in that that was such a pun in the fuck. Oh, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry.
Speaker 4:I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Did you get the pun?
Speaker 4:You know yeah, he did. He felt very uncomfortable with it, but he got it.
Speaker 2:Where are you? And I'm so sorry. Did you see that tick tock I sent you guys? It was like how do you find the fucking emo in the room? And he just goes. Hey, you just go, where are you? And some random lady from the crowd just goes and oh, I'm so sorry, and he goes. See gotcha.
Speaker 6:Yeah, I did see that tick tock.
Speaker 2:You just outed yourself. What are you doing? Can we call that? Are we good?
Speaker 3:I think we're good, I think we talked it off. We're right there.
Speaker 1:I can't wait to see what the AI does with this one, 86 minutes.
Speaker 6:Anything to close on for you.
Speaker 4:There we go, goodbye, goodbye, thanks.