Ever receive a bizarre package in the mail and wonder who could've possibly sent it? Well, join us as we unravel the mystery of the giant dildo and men's cross-dressing panties that landed on our doorstep, providing much amusement and a whole lot of confusion. Venturing into the realm of video games, we share our favorite monsters from the Monster Hunter world and the impact the pandemic has had on our gaming lives. As if that's not enough, we even discuss the theory of our neighbors suspecting us to be undercover FBI agents. Intriguing? You bet.
The laughter continues with recollections of our time at Gen Con - an escape room adventure and funny incidents that are too good not to share. Ever thought about what's it like to play Power Rangers RPG? We get into specifics of each color ranger's specialized powers and the mysterious quantum dice. But it wouldn't be a complete episode without a little touch of nostalgia. We take a walk down memory lane and relive our high school days, throwing the spotlight on Josh, our Joker-obsessed edgelord.
As we steer the conversation towards more casual topics, you're bound to get caught up in our gaming discussions and hilarious anecdotes. From food mishaps that nearly cost someone their truck to humorous chats about kissing someone with a beard, there's a lot to keep you entertained. Ever wonder about the strange things we do at work? We share stories about sending tic tacs to each other and creating workplace chaos. So, strap in and get ready for a roller-coaster ride of laughter, nostalgia, and captivating conversation. You wouldn't want to miss this!
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Ever receive a bizarre package in the mail and wonder who could've possibly sent it? Well, join us as we unravel the mystery of the giant dildo and men's cross-dressing panties that landed on our doorstep, providing much amusement and a whole lot of confusion. Venturing into the realm of video games, we share our favorite monsters from the Monster Hunter world and the impact the pandemic has had on our gaming lives. As if that's not enough, we even discuss the theory of our neighbors suspecting us to be undercover FBI agents. Intriguing? You bet.
The laughter continues with recollections of our time at Gen Con - an escape room adventure and funny incidents that are too good not to share. Ever thought about what's it like to play Power Rangers RPG? We get into specifics of each color ranger's specialized powers and the mysterious quantum dice. But it wouldn't be a complete episode without a little touch of nostalgia. We take a walk down memory lane and relive our high school days, throwing the spotlight on Josh, our Joker-obsessed edgelord.
As we steer the conversation towards more casual topics, you're bound to get caught up in our gaming discussions and hilarious anecdotes. From food mishaps that nearly cost someone their truck to humorous chats about kissing someone with a beard, there's a lot to keep you entertained. Ever wonder about the strange things we do at work? We share stories about sending tic tacs to each other and creating workplace chaos. So, strap in and get ready for a roller-coaster ride of laughter, nostalgia, and captivating conversation. You wouldn't want to miss this!
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Yeah, we just come out of the gate with that stuff.
Speaker 1:Oh wait, I did hit the record button.
Speaker 2:Oh shit, got Murray one wasn't enough for you, huh.
Speaker 3:Dude, we know I just got a Monster Hunter and that brings out that kind of language.
Speaker 2:Do, monster Hunter will do that. I'm gonna do. You hey yo, hey yo, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:So so we didn't do an episode last week because I had COVID and but we definitely week before or the week before, because you know we're at Gen Con.
Speaker 3:Yeah, where you got COVID where I got COVID.
Speaker 1:Wow, fucking weird. Wild series and even wilder series of events were the fucking packages I received.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, so I guess you forgot about that?
Speaker 1:and the second one Did you hear about the second one? I got murky, I did.
Speaker 3:I did hear about the second one yeah, so I heard about the second one Well you'll hear about it in the story.
Speaker 1:So, anyway, I got back from Gen Con and there was there were two baggies on the front door. One was one that I ordered, another one I did not order. I opened it and I was very confused at what it was. I looked at the back of the packages I don't remember ordering this. It said feminine hygiene product on the back and I was like well, it was addressed to me. Maybe Gazz ordered something for her. But I like it was addressed to me. So I opened it, the fucking huge ass dildo in this fucking box. And I'm just downstairs like, hmm, well, this isn't mine. And I walked upstairs and I was like Gazz, did you order a dick? And she goes, what? No, what are you talking about? And I fucking handed her the box and I was like why don't you go ahead and open that? She goes, opens the box and she just goes oh, it's a dick.
Speaker 1:And she said she's stuck it up on the wall and sent a video to everybody. And I was like Gazz, I'm not entirely sure that you didn't order this. So I showed her my Amazon order history. And then she was like I swear to fucking God, I didn't order this. And I showed, and she showed me hers. And then we like we're starting to wonder like who did it? And nobody owned up to it, like nobody has owned up to it. So I'm not entirely sure that any of you guys actually did it, because you are all are horrible at keeping a secret like this. It would have slipped out by now and I wish I had something to do with that.
Speaker 1:Dude, everybody is like damn. I wish I'd have thought of that. That's fucking funny as shit.
Speaker 1:But no, we don't, we don't know who did it. And so we were like super worried that like my Amazon account was hacked. So we went and like look to see you know if there are any archived orders or anything that were hidden from me. And no, there were, there were none. But then a couple of days go by and at this point I have COVID. I come outside, get a package and I'm like what the fuck is this? And I open it up. It's fucking men's cross dressing panties. And I'm like all right, I need to know who's doing this, because I'm tired of getting garbage in the mail now and we still don't.
Speaker 1:I don't know who sent that. I've reported both packages is unwanted to Amazon. So you know, if you're somebody that knows me and you listen to this podcast, if you do a third one, your account's likely to get banned. So you better own up and then it'll be funny. But right now it just seems like I'm part of that. Have you heard of that scam on Amazon where, like, though, inventory dump stuff because it's cheaper than actually having Amazon destroy it for you? They'll just send it to some random address that they have in the US because it's cheaper to get rid of.
Speaker 2:They just decided this guy needed to get it. I need to dig into the fucking dude, and these were like fucking.
Speaker 1:Laced lingerie. Men's cross dressing panties like these were meant to be used in a sexual way.
Speaker 2:Maybe your FBI agent got them for you. He was just like you know what.
Speaker 1:I've been listening to this guy for a while, I think I know, maybe he meant to order them to his address, but he put mine in instead.
Speaker 2:It was just logged into your terminal accident.
Speaker 1:Ordered on your Amazon account. Oh my god, but yeah. So if you know of anybody who has sent me a giant, this dick is like fucking 10 inches. I mean, that's that, I fucking put it. I, I definitely put it next to mine to just be like. This is what Zenos is like.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was gonna say as somebody with a big dick, I can't confirm it was a big dick.
Speaker 1:It was fucking. It was huge. Gazz got a message back from one of her coworkers. It was like you're not gonna hurt yourself with that, are you? They were like taking slow, it's a little big. Yeah, use lots of blue. It came with a loop pack or sit down. It was how awful it was. A $10 fucking dildo with a loop pack. I don't want to know what kind of fucking diseases you're going to get from it. It was probably slightly used.
Speaker 2:Probably. And I put it on my or was it like inventory they were trying to get rid of? It was inventory that was like already used and send back. And they're like fuck, what are we going to send it to cocoa?
Speaker 1:Dude, if you're somebody who would, if you're somebody who would fucking use a dildo and send it back as a return on Amazon, you're a piece of shit. Shit, I'm dying. No Zeno's in a black hole right now.
Speaker 2:I am.
Speaker 1:It's very dark. Hey, Mark, when are you going to get a camera that works?
Speaker 5:Oh yeah, I'm ready to hook it up. Yeah, yeah, I already got one, but fucking hook it up.
Speaker 1:Can't even do it. Why not? Because you don't have it? No, it sounds like you don't have it.
Speaker 5:He definitely doesn't have it. I know this blast for me.
Speaker 1:You're speaking is hey, you know, he's offered you a camera for a while.
Speaker 2:He did do that, oh yeah.
Speaker 1:He didn't you offer murky a camera. I think he stepped away. I was gonna say I don't remember this. He said multiple times that he offered you a spare camera.
Speaker 4:I don't know.
Speaker 1:Well, when he comes back, we'll talk to him.
Speaker 2:I'll offered you a mic that you didn't accept either.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that too.
Speaker 2:It's okay, murky. You have ADHD and you forget this shit 10 seconds after it happens.
Speaker 1:We all understand you're a piece of shit.
Speaker 2:You just have ADHD, like the rest of us.
Speaker 1:No, he's a piece of shit. Remember All right.
Speaker 2:Oh, murky murky, we got to talk about this, but it's gonna. It was funny at first.
Speaker 1:Oh no, put it back. I don't want to see your dick murky.
Speaker 2:Don't let him fool you. He definitely wants to see your dick.
Speaker 1:I do, but he doesn't have a camera so he can't show me yeah.
Speaker 2:That's murky murky. Wow, we have a guest here this doesn't need to be sent to your fucking bigotry. Do you have to say for yourself None of this is my doing.
Speaker 1:I think what you meant to say was this I meant to moan.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Oh, he beat me to it. I was literally just about to push it and he said it Are you there? Yeah, I'm here. Did you offer murky a camera at one point, or was it a mic?
Speaker 3:or was it both?
Speaker 1:It was a microphone. Okay, I thought I had mistaken. I thought you offered him a camera. No, you offered you a mic, but he still didn't take it. He forgot that you offered it to him. What a piece of shit.
Speaker 5:So anyway, so how's everybody doing Zeno, are you joining this? Am I joining what we got to?
Speaker 2:go murder the Soto Garon. Yeah, I'm murdering Odo Garon, yeah it's probably monster.
Speaker 5:I saw you Valhazak mission so.
Speaker 2:I was trying to keep that on the DL.
Speaker 3:What are your favorite? Monster and monster hunters.
Speaker 2:Personally my favorite, I think, aside from Rathlos, which is just the OG, like flagship monster of monster hunter Me and that motherfucker been going rounds for fucking years now. I think my favorite besides Rathlos would be Zenoge, which is like electric charge samurai wolf.
Speaker 1:I remember. I remember hearing how murky said there was a one monster, that he definitely, when he first saw it, called it the N word with an A at the end.
Speaker 2:He didn't say the N word, but it ended with an A. For reference, the monster's name is Nurghigante, and murky couldn't remember what his name was and maybe said something else and it was like, or whatever his name is, that's. That's been like eight years, nine years, something like that. How long has this game been out?
Speaker 1:You said 2013,. Right Something like that. Well that's like 10 years I don't know if it was 13. Getting old sucks.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Was it eight or nine years? I think it was 10.
Speaker 2:Actually, you fucking lose. Here was a millennium ago. You fucked.
Speaker 1:Oh, Mark, he's meeting. What's your favorite in?
Speaker 2:2018. The world did yeah, oh, it doesn't seem like.
Speaker 1:There was a pandemic in there and we lost two years, that's true, that's true.
Speaker 2:The pandemic made everything seem longer. Yeah, now we might go through another pandemic, the covid's on the rise.
Speaker 1:Yep, covid's on the rise again. At least I got mine already, I'm safe. I'm safe for a little bit.
Speaker 2:That's how that works right, a few weeks at least, all right, until the strand changes. You get covid from another dick that was returned to Amazon Fuck.
Speaker 1:I'm still not entirely sure that I didn't get covid from that dick.
Speaker 2:That might have done it because literally you the only thing that makes, the only thing that makes it makes me believe that I didn't get it from the dick was that Shannon didn't get.
Speaker 1:Shannon also got covid, that's true, yes, she did.
Speaker 3:Unless she was the one that sent me the dick.
Speaker 2:Maybe she's in the other way.
Speaker 3:She's not, but I feel like she wouldn't have told me.
Speaker 2:Maybe she's going like super undercover. She's like I'm going to get cocoa, Nobody's going to speak of undercover.
Speaker 1:Our neighbors, when we were trying to fix my mirror yesterday, like basically came over and cornered us. They're like all right, we're coming over to meet you because you guys are never outside and apparently there's a rumor in the neighborhood that we're FBI agents and that's why nobody's heard anything from us.
Speaker 2:You should have just been like we told you, Oscar Sanzibar tell you where is he.
Speaker 5:I know he lives in this neighborhood.
Speaker 4:Here's what gas said.
Speaker 1:Gas went well, we're not FBI agents. And I immediately fired back and I was like that's what an FBI agent would say.
Speaker 2:True.
Speaker 1:And those guys left so confused after I said that.
Speaker 2:They're like I don't fucking know, are they FBI agents?
Speaker 1:They kept fucking, it was really weird because, like they open up their garage, you're like, yeah, anytime the garage is open, you're free to come over and have a beer and stuff. And like, as I'm sitting there talking, they were constantly trying to offer me like, like beer and I'm like it. Probably it wasn't like good beer, I'm pretty sure it was like white trash American beer, Right.
Speaker 5:That's.
Speaker 1:BBR. I already don't like beer by the river. I already don't like beer that much. I'm pretty sure most white trash American beers are going to be like a nay for me.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's like as an American you just got to get used to drinking Bud Light and like Miller Light and shitty beer like that, just because you're going to have to choke one or two of them down at any social gathering generally.
Speaker 1:I've had to do that sometimes, yeah. I'm just like this is awful, but it's all that's here and they're going to think I'm a weirdo if I don't.
Speaker 2:Right, it's like a social thing.
Speaker 1:But now, now people have a lot of variety, like when I go to Murkies I just get drunk on hard alcohol. Because, screw, screw. Just trying to slow, slow myself there. Let's just kill the liver immediately. You know that are cookies and cream beers. That sounds kind of incredible. Yeah, did you not try it when I had it over there?
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:I didn't. No, you had the rocket pop beers. I had that, but you didn't tell us about when you didn't know about that.
Speaker 2:Yeah, when you and guest came up, we went to the grocery store right around the street from Murky's house. I don't think we tried that I know, Gazz did.
Speaker 5:I didn't, she drank. You absolutely tried that beer.
Speaker 1:Did I yeah?
Speaker 5:That's what I thought.
Speaker 1:Well, I don't remember it.
Speaker 5:And delicious right here in my living room.
Speaker 1:I don't remember it. I remember trying the rocket pop one.
Speaker 2:Yeah, rocket pop, one sour.
Speaker 1:Well, here's ADHD happening. I don't remember trying that, that cookies and cream beer, but I must have, if you guys said I did it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, next time we'll have you try it again.
Speaker 1:Cool and I'll forget.
Speaker 2:I remember this We'll be like a month later You'll be like I don't fucking remember that. So Gazz.
Speaker 1:Gazz like loves buying stuff for me because she can tell what. She can tell me what it is. And then she's like it doesn't matter if I tell you what it is, it's always going to be a surprise when you open it because you forgot. That's amazing. She's like everything's brand new to you all the time and I'm like, yeah, that's why I like love preordering things and then it just shows up and you're like what did I order? Yeah, I'm like what the fuck is this?
Speaker 2:Oh, the other day I got a glaceon Funko pop and I was like, yeah, I remember ordering this shit like three months ago. Yeah, this is best day ever.
Speaker 1:It was like whenever those fucking Nerf Galahorns said they were finally shipping, I was like, oh my God, I ordered these so long ago. Yeah, I deserve to be killed. You said that afterwards. I didn't say that afterwards. No, I didn't.
Speaker 2:Almighty, oh my God, he's gone.
Speaker 1:I don't think he wanted to be part of ADHD. Well, that's a no, I just kicked him. You did. Yeah, did you really just fucking kick him?
Speaker 2:Yeah, he just like did you quit too?
Speaker 1:Did you fucking move him to another chat? You're a piece of shit.
Speaker 2:You have to move them to a chat he can't even talk in. And then he just left.
Speaker 1:E, you're an ass, are you OK? Do we need to hug?
Speaker 2:Probably think he needs a hug.
Speaker 4:It was funny.
Speaker 2:I apologize.
Speaker 4:It was funny. I'm not going to lie, it was funny, but I apologize for anything that was funny I know, I fucking love this guy.
Speaker 1:That was fucked.
Speaker 2:Well, was it funny.
Speaker 1:It was. I can't wait for Almighty to shit down whoever's throat he thinks did it when he comes back, like in two days.
Speaker 2:I feel like he's definitely going to blame you.
Speaker 1:Well, yeah, except for the fact that my hands are very far away from where my mouse would be.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but he didn't have enough time to see that. That's fair. I'll just.
Speaker 1:I'll just say here let's replay the podcast where he said he did it Would you just throw behind you.
Speaker 2:It was like a piece of something on my desk. Nice yeah, sweep it up later.
Speaker 3:Boom, well, well, well.
Speaker 1:So we have a little chip this last weekend. Yeah, good, yeah, how good was it, oh, ok.
Speaker 2:It's like I still have something to like. I made a lot of it. I even tend to have been eating it all week. It's pretty fucking great, just gonna make you very excited about it.
Speaker 1:Is your asshole just been on fire all the time?
Speaker 2:Yeah, like yesterday I left playing Monster Hunter with Murky to go take a shit and it was literally like 25 minutes later I came back and Murky was like dude I, I thought you had been back for a while. I started dinner and like I'm in the middle of that and just like came back just a second ago. I figured you'd been back a long time ago. I was like no, no, the rumble tumbleys weren't very happy with me this time.
Speaker 1:My poop was red.
Speaker 2:It wasn't red, but it was rough.
Speaker 1:So E how was your Gen Con?
Speaker 3:I mean, it was all right.
Speaker 4:Do you anything?
Speaker 3:fun. You gagged out your girlfriend by farting, I did.
Speaker 1:That was funny All right. That was funny. I farted under the covers and I warned her not to lift the covers up, and then she did and she let out a monster. It consumed the whole room.
Speaker 4:I was very gassy that weekend.
Speaker 3:You're always gassy, but that weekend you're more so for some reason.
Speaker 1:That's probably how we all got COVID.
Speaker 2:It was the gas, I mean some of it.
Speaker 3:I didn't get it.
Speaker 2:That's because you had already built up a tolerance to it.
Speaker 1:I bet you he actually had COVID, he just was asymptomatic.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I mean it's possible, but I mean I tested when you guys were testing positive and each time I was negative.
Speaker 1:That would also be what asymptomatic is. So maybe but yeah, what kind of fun stuff did you do without us? Because we did most of what we did most of Friday together.
Speaker 3:Yeah, friday we were all pretty much together. So for our listeners who don't know, gen Con it's the biggest board game convention out there I would say game convention too.
Speaker 1:Because there was more than just some board game stuff there at one point.
Speaker 3:I have. There's board games, there's video games, clothes vendors, tabletop RPGs.
Speaker 1:There was an 18 plus booth that I wanted to go in, but there was a line to go in.
Speaker 2:Of course there was.
Speaker 1:I didn't want to wait in a fucking 30 minute line to go see fucking shit. I could search up on the internet. You don't want to wait in the porn line.
Speaker 3:I didn't want to wait. In the porn line Booth too, there was a kink booth yeah, for furry specifically.
Speaker 2:Oh Christ, when was this?
Speaker 3:that. Check it out. It was towards the back near the artist area.
Speaker 1:So like 1400 area around that area.
Speaker 3:Yeah, ok, and I just remember the I just happened to look over because it was a very bright and colorful boot.
Speaker 1:I'm going to have to fucking tell gas we missed the kink booth.
Speaker 5:I call your eye. We missed a kink and he sounded very bad about it.
Speaker 2:I am, he is I was upset, I didn't go to the porn booth. Now I find out there's a goddamn god damn kink booth.
Speaker 1:That didn't require a line. Son of a bitch.
Speaker 3:But yeah, it was like mainly kink clothing. Ok like a lot of leather, a lot of lace, that kind of stuff.
Speaker 1:Maybe they're the one for the dick in the fucking crossdressing panties.
Speaker 3:I just remember this woman walked out in front of Shannon and I out of the booth after she bought a tail. No reason, I know that is because she held it up in the air to show her friends, and this woman is dressed as a cow. What?
Speaker 2:the fuck Nice. I think cows have tails too, I guess, Did she?
Speaker 1:shove that tail in her ass? Not that I saw. Did it look like it was a tail that you shove?
Speaker 3:in your ass. I'm trying to look like one that you clipped, I'm assuming.
Speaker 1:Oh, I'm pretty sure you could mod that.
Speaker 2:That's not very kinky.
Speaker 3:But yeah, so that was a booth, but Friday how?
Speaker 1:much of a boner did you have Huge it wasn't any. It wasn't any.
Speaker 4:Weir cement yeah.
Speaker 3:Friday we pretty much we did that together. We did that escape room. Yeah, that escape room that had like five too many people to it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we got out we. Apparently the escape rate on that room was 7%. Except GenCon is a special time of year.
Speaker 2:It's like fucking make it really easy for everyone.
Speaker 1:No, it was a very hard escape room. I will say that it was a very hard escape room. There were just what was the theme Bank heist, bank heist. But there was like one section that Shannon I think was the one doing, but there were like poker chips that you had to use to like decode a message and then you had to do like math based on people's bank accounts and shit. It was more of a smarty escape room, but we had fucking ten people there, so, like, all of them were very nerdy. Usually the problems are hard because one person is you don't have enough people to split up across all the problems, where In this one we had more people than the amount of problems we needed to solve at any given time. And, like most of the time, me and E were just chilling in the back and I was just telling E hey, stop talking bad about yourself, you're my friend.
Speaker 3:Because I wasn't contributing anything like everybody else it felt like was finding things before me, so I was just like okay.
Speaker 1:And meanwhile E found the one clue that we hadn't even gotten a hint about yet.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I discovered a clue and I was just like, oh, this looks really out of place. So I just made note of it and it wasn't until, like towards the end, it was to open a lockbox.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we didn't get the hint for that until like 40 minutes later From when E noticed it, and I was like E remember that. So he basically solved that one before we even even needed it.
Speaker 2:Look at you go.
Speaker 1:And then he kept saying I don't feel like I'm contributing, I was like shut up Because I didn't.
Speaker 3:But looking back at it now, I think that one young lady Didn't do anything Really.
Speaker 1:She just kind of stood around just the one that had the fucking, that had the goddamn badge that went longer than she was.
Speaker 3:So for the boys in here and our listeners when you go to Gen Con, you have to get a badge to walk around to basically show that you're able to go into, like the vendors booth, that you're allowed to be there, right, you can get like these little ribbons to put on that are like batch flare. And after we completed that escape room, we actually got one that said we escaped.
Speaker 2:Gotcha.
Speaker 3:And this one young lady. She was short. She was short. Probably about the height of Meg is how I'd compare. She was definitely close to the floor foot line yeah she was teeny, tiny, but from the base of her badge and all the ribbons she had pretty much went down to her ankles.
Speaker 1:I was about to touch the floor, I was like that's a bit excessive.
Speaker 3:Like I ended up leaving that place with two ribbons. I ended up leaving with one group and the other that said, like I was an ally for LGBTQIA plus people.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's cool. Yeah, I didn't find that booth. I was too busy trying to get an adult vendors one just pass them out, and one I just went to just had.
Speaker 3:either you were a gamer with a Y or you're an ally. That's cool. And I was actually able to get my hands on a power range role playing game source book three months in advance, because they were doing like an exclusive early release just for Gen Con.
Speaker 1:Speaking of source books guys, who here is ready to do an MLP fucking campaign on ADHD after dark?
Speaker 2:I don't know if I will ever.
Speaker 1:It plays the same as Power Rangers, you know, so you already know how to play it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I know how this works.
Speaker 3:Actually, you know, I found out since currently, right now, during my downtime, as just like something to focus my ADHD on. I've been creating the spreadsheet for how to create a character and to explain all the different perks, because I want to take all the shit that's in three different books, slap them on one easy, accessible area. I found that I fucked up on character creation for you boys, like I fucked up.
Speaker 2:That's all right, we're going to have to recreate both characters.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no, no, we're restarting.
Speaker 1:We're restarting the campaign that I said I've listened to the rest of the campaign.
Speaker 3:We're just restarting their characters and continuing the campaign. Got it?
Speaker 2:There's a purple Ranger now.
Speaker 1:Yes. I just thought I was joking with the. I was like we should take an MLP character I make and just make it the secret bad guy of your campaign, because the roles would. Everything would be the same.
Speaker 3:Yeah, we're going to transfer.
Speaker 1:So you could literally do that crossover.
Speaker 3:That would be hilarious because it runs on the essence 20 system by Renegade.
Speaker 1:I got a question so like the one of the things that like the, the putties right, would you say that like a changeling would be close to a putty because they fucking like the changelings can change shapes and shit like that. Oh yeah, I was, I would definitely compare. Yeah, so that's going to be that's going to be your secret bosses, like fucking Queen Chrysalis. It's actually going to be. She's actually going to be one of your dads in disguise, and you won't know.
Speaker 2:One of your dads.
Speaker 3:Yeah you'll never know. You know what I'm going to be hitting on all y'all's dads now oh, mine's dead. All the persuasions and those charms, mine's dead. Good luck, I'm in game, you cock. But actually it was today. Got a sale. I was working on the spreadsheet. There is a power ranger and I'll let Zeno nerd out on what this power ranger is called the quantum ranger.
Speaker 1:So good nerd out yeah.
Speaker 2:I wasn't sure if he was ready for me to explain. I interrupt them.
Speaker 3:Let me finish my thought before it goes away. And then you can explain. The quantum ranger, Of course, of course. So in the Power Rangers role playing game you have some like base spectrum power rangers you can be, which is, you know, the originals red, black, blue, yellow, pink and green. They consider those like base colors and with the addition books they've also added orange and purple to just like the base colors you can start as, and then they have the advanced spectrum. So eventually you can like shift over and become these new, slightly more powerful rangers and that's like white, gold, silver phantom ranger, which I'm sure Zeno will also explain what the fuck that is, because it's really fucking complicated and nobody knows what a phantom ranger is.
Speaker 3:Well, with the quantum ranger, quantum dude, quantum quantum walk is going to find that man.
Speaker 3:With all the rangers they can have like their own specialized color power. Like red rangers, they get like an additional damage point to whatever attack they do when they spend their personal power points. Or if you're like green, if you're fighting a monster one on one and you don't have any allies near you, you can like have a higher chance of hitting that enemy. So every color has their own specialized power. Well, I got to the quantum ranger and they have a specialized power called the quantum dice. So, okay, this is an interesting name.
Speaker 3:I looked through his entire section, his, you know, quantum ranger can be a girl in this campaign, doesn't fucking matter. There I went through their entire section. Doesn't explain the quantum dice at all. Right through the entire book just to look for the words quantum dice. Didn't see them any way. So I actually reached out to renegade today and I was like, hey, so I read through your book and I don't know what the fuck a quantum dice is. I know this book doesn't release until November, but I got it early at Gen Con. Can you explain this to me? Because at first I thought, oh, quantum rangers, they can like mess with time a little bit. Maybe they can reroll. Nope, that's one of their fucking skills. They get at level 12. So I don't know what this is. Alright, you know. Now I can explain.
Speaker 2:So the core concept on the quantum ranger is he was the original red ranger of Power Rangers time force. He was believed to be killed by the big bad of Power Rangers time force and this big bad was then traveling through time and causing havoc across the timeline shit. So Power Rangers time force had to chase them through the time dimensions and bring them to justice. But in the meantime they found a another red ranger. I believe it's from our timeline. They appointed a new red ranger, but the lead of that team was in fact the pink ranger instead of the red ranger. But then later in the seasons it was revealed that the red ranger actually went off to find the quantum power and he became the quantum red power ranger. He ended up coming back as their sixth ranger in that show.
Speaker 5:I'm pretty sure.
Speaker 1:I was wondering if somebody was going to notice me doing that while Xena was talking.
Speaker 5:Did you see what I was doing oh?
Speaker 1:nobody saw me. I was just sitting here doing this. The whole time Xena was explaining, I was fucking sticking my index finger through my fucking fist.
Speaker 2:And then the phantom ranger. He's just like a super badass ranger that shows up every now and then. Nobody knows his real identity. He's that man, the phantom ranger. Yeah, he's just the phantom ranger. Nobody knows who he actually is. Even in the comic book he showed up in like the whole overarching story of Lord Draken and the shattered grid where, like every ranger from every universe showed up to fight the phantom ranger was there and they still didn't know who he was.
Speaker 5:I got two gems and a mantle off of that.
Speaker 4:Nobody cares about you.
Speaker 5:We're talking about Batman right now. Justice, justice, justice. I gotta find the Joker guys.
Speaker 4:I don't know where he's at Where's the Joker.
Speaker 5:Where's the Joker? What?
Speaker 2:is he at?
Speaker 5:Someone put on the snapchat filter.
Speaker 4:Hurry Someone put on the snapchat filter.
Speaker 1:I think that's funny, that that's how he like can't do the Joker unless he's, like, dressed as the Joker, sees himself as the Joker. And the more he looks at it the more Joker like he becomes.
Speaker 2:It's like he has a whole personality shift.
Speaker 3:I'm like that one edgelord who we went to high school with, who identified with the fucking Joker. Every high school had one.
Speaker 5:Yes, my high school had two, no shit, I need one.
Speaker 2:And there's always that person who identifies as Harley too.
Speaker 3:So at my high school there was a kid who was a great below me. His name was Josh, who I identify with the Joker, and he felt like he connected to him on a spiritual level. I'm gonna go kick it ass. His name was Shane. He actually flunked out of high school, from what I've heard.
Speaker 3:So the checks out, that's tough and I'm like, oh, every Halloween that I remember seeing this kid. He dressed up as the Joker and came to school like dyed his hair green, white face makeup and everything, Like he thought he was the Joker. And I just don't understand how men connect to characters like these, Like genuinely, I don't fucking get it. You are not meant to idolize these pieces of shit.
Speaker 1:Spoiler, actually a psychopath, and kid has committed seven murders.
Speaker 3:Yeah Me, Trevor, like he's blown up a hospital in the movie and people are like that's totally me.
Speaker 1:I was talking about the kid.
Speaker 3:What? Oh, oh, oh, the sh HAHAHAHA. I don't know what ever happened to him. I just remember he was short as fuck, spoiler he's actually a serial killer.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna put his name, see if anything comes up.
Speaker 3:Oh shit, I don't remember what his last name is.
Speaker 1:Just search for Joker Josh.
Speaker 2:And Joker Surely if he's done something he'll come up.
Speaker 1:I'm super far First Twitter handle. It comes up. First Twitter handle.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Josh is fine. Like I'm friends with that guy on Facebook, he's fine. Well, who is the other guy? His name was Shane. I don't know what the fuck happened to him.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna search Joker Shane then.
Speaker 2:Josh is gonna listen to this episode of the podcast and he's gonna remove your name off his list.
Speaker 5:This is me doing Joker stuff.
Speaker 2:He's gonna be like what's that?
Speaker 5:Like a cat fire in his backyard.
Speaker 1:Jesus Christ. God, yeah I don't remember his name. Sucks to suck. How's that?
Speaker 2:80, each Got a yearbook.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you got a yearbook.
Speaker 2:I never got yearbooks, ever I didn't have to go to high school.
Speaker 1:My mom forced me to get yearbooks and then wondered why nobody signed anything in them.
Speaker 2:Hahahahahahaha, my mom asked me my senior year. She was gonna, she was like she was gonna.
Speaker 4:Let me buy One of three things a yearbook.
Speaker 2:80% of the time. One of three things a yearbook, a class ring or a A fucking big ass mug. That said class of 2012. I'm sure you can guess which one I fucking got.
Speaker 1:You went with the mug.
Speaker 2:I went with the fucking mug and got drunk as shit with that mug.
Speaker 3:HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Congratulations. Hold on everybody. I found the kid. Oh, Is he in jail? No, he works security at. Uh, I'm gonna Message In the ADHD after dark.
Speaker 2:We're gonna dox this.
Speaker 1:We're gonna dox this shit out of this kid.
Speaker 3:This is where he works security at. Get the fuck out of here, no way.
Speaker 5:Get the fuck out Security there.
Speaker 2:This is not a revelation I thought we were gonna find. Oh my god.
Speaker 3:He's. He's the kid who used to identify as.
Speaker 1:The Joker? What do you mean? Used to Do? You know he still?
Speaker 2:He still might.
Speaker 1:He still might dress up as the Joker on Halloween. He can recreate his childhood moments every time.
Speaker 3:Uh, in his profile picture he's wearing a Superman shirt, so maybe he never left the DC fandom.
Speaker 2:Maybe he identifies as Superman now.
Speaker 1:Maybe he.
Speaker 2:Did he try to fly off a?
Speaker 1:bridge no.
Speaker 2:No, he works security, he's a punisher fan.
Speaker 3:Well, here's the thing he works security there and he also works security here as well. These are the two places he works. Get back, and this guy was short, but it looks like he's had a growth spurt.
Speaker 2:Second one makes sense. First one doesn't make sense, second one makes sense. You can see it.
Speaker 3:But apparently he's become a cat-dac cause Some of his photos. Yeah, His damnin' his cat just chillin' Good on him good on the cool one.
Speaker 2:Good for him, good for you. Joker, superman guy.
Speaker 1:Gotta take your ride of the vet on Monday.
Speaker 2:For what?
Speaker 1:Did you?
Speaker 2:just get back from the book.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he got like a little lump on his hind leg. Oh, I don't know. So I'm gonna have them look at that and they can Be bad.
Speaker 5:Zero. I've backed out of my surrender. You slut. I can't focus on more than one thing at a time. I'm not havin' it.
Speaker 1:Take him he doesn't have your ADHD. You don't have your ADHD.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's fuckin' right. He deserved that shit.
Speaker 1:He deserved all of that.
Speaker 2:And he's gone. Yeah, goodbye, mark, you don't have real.
Speaker 3:ADHD. This is just the sound effect. It was good.
Speaker 4:I didn't leave I came in here, I heard screaming.
Speaker 1:We know what happened. He's a piece of shit.
Speaker 4:So I assumed that I was not supposed to be here.
Speaker 1:So I just didn't come back. No, he's just an asshole.
Speaker 2:We're just recording ADHD after dying.
Speaker 4:I figured as such. I just didn't think I was invited.
Speaker 2:No, you're always invited, hold on.
Speaker 3:Do you actually have ADHD? Don't you dare do it.
Speaker 1:Don't you dare do it. I don't know.
Speaker 5:Sounds like we have enough that we could.
Speaker 2:We could like. I think he gets a pass. He's like guilty by association. Bro Farha has been on the podcast. He definitely doesn't have ADHD.
Speaker 1:That's true. I feel like Farha has autism.
Speaker 3:A little bit of the tizzle, oh no.
Speaker 2:I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 1:Oh, no, oh, I heard that one. That was great. Oh, farha, you're a piece of shit.
Speaker 2:We gotta have Dilla on the podcast. I feel like Dilla would be fun on the podcast.
Speaker 1:Dilla has been on the podcast. I just lost the fucking Whatever. I lost the recording. That was the one time he was on the podcast.
Speaker 3:Like super brief.
Speaker 1:You remember, like when we were still watching Pokemon Journeys yeah, we had Dilla on for an episode that I forgot to hit the record button on, that's right.
Speaker 5:I thought it was like we were laughing our asses off all fucking night too.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was a great episode.
Speaker 5:The next day you were like hey. But, that night you were like guess what, everybody Wasn't recording. It crashed fucking 20 seconds in Yep.
Speaker 2:Fucking hilarious Dilla was like Fucking.
Speaker 1:Coco hates me Cause, like the one time I'm on the podcast, he deleted the footage cause he didn't want to be overtaken by me. That's why you don't exist.
Speaker 2:He does have a pretty threatening aura, he does.
Speaker 1:I just like his dick.
Speaker 2:I tried to.
Speaker 5:I feel obligated to right.
Speaker 1:It's a dominance thing Dilla's kissed me on the cheek before.
Speaker 2:Oh.
Speaker 1:You remember that picture where Gaz and Dilla were kissing me on the cheek?
Speaker 2:Oh, yes, I do.
Speaker 1:Dilla doesn't know how to kiss another man on a cheek that has a beard, cause he apparently swallowed a lot of pube hairs From my beard.
Speaker 2:That's interesting Cause my. Well, I mean.
Speaker 1:Cause I'm old, cause I'm old. Well, I was also, cause I was traveling and I didn't have the brushy brush and I had been playing with my beard the entire hockey game, so there were a bunch of loose strands in it.
Speaker 2:And playing with your ween.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, I put my peepee in my beard. That's a talent.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 1:So anyway, markey muted himself. That must mean he's screaming racial slurs over there.
Speaker 2:He's gotta be.
Speaker 5:Oh my god yeah you're telling us, me and Coco laid the poop On you. We were funs to specking kids.
Speaker 1:We were fucking last night Not real kids, what time are you playing Unite? It was like, right after you got off I was like you know what? I'm gonna play some Unite. And then we stomped. There was one match where Me and Markey were the only two actual humans in it and we were fucking and I was like Markey I'm pretty sure that those were bots and I checked and I was like Markey. The other team was all bots. And then I go, markey, our team was also bots. So it was Me and Markey In a ranked game with just Bots everywhere and I was like a fucking W is a W.
Speaker 1:Then we played a second game and Me and Markey were fucking In our lane and the other lane was not. Like. They got steam rolled All the way back to home base and Me and Markey still had the bottom lane covered and they were trying to surrender and stuff. Some people were doing their afk Like tantrums you know what I mean. And we just Didn't give up and the other team, facing a guard who had the fucking stupid ability Unlocked where I could just constantly spam it, decided to all push bottom lane With two seconds left Before Rekweza. I killed them all Without alting and then I was just like guys, run, go to the middle. We took Rekweza and counter dunked and we won that game by like 100 points and I was like, yeah, fuck you.
Speaker 1:We were the better lane bitches. And then the final one. We stomped on them the whole game, oh yeah.
Speaker 2:The next team you play, you'll just get your taint smacked the entire time.
Speaker 1:I can't wait.
Speaker 5:They're gonna fucking like I'm gonna re-ingrow, lose 12. Can't wait.
Speaker 1:Sounds like we're gonna be playing Unite after we're done recording Markey. The Goudra, the Goudra card yeah his Goudra is way better, and it also can Provides damage as well. Now, instead of you know, his.
Speaker 5:I'm just dragon pulsing the balls out of everybody, yeah.
Speaker 4:Uh-oh he's in trouble.
Speaker 5:He was sleeping.
Speaker 1:Looking for kitty.
Speaker 5:Looking for kings For the big bands. Big chunky man, big chunky bowl.
Speaker 2:I'm gonna send you guys a picture of Kate. Right now he's just living his fucking best life.
Speaker 1:He's just fucking upside down.
Speaker 5:He's laying on a little pillow bed. I can see it on the phone screen.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I think Rivet had a fucking nightmare today. When she was sleeping under my desk she just all of a sudden at one point just heard her going, I'll have to go sleep on dry-off. Oh, did you.
Speaker 5:No, I haven't yeah, but I yeah Look at this little Tommy.
Speaker 3:So Coco question for you.
Speaker 5:Yes.
Speaker 3:How far away are you from Henderson County?
Speaker 1:Are we talking about In Illinois? Yeah, I have no idea where the fuck Henderson County is.
Speaker 3:Because You're not too far away From this man.
Speaker 2:Oh, no Boooo.
Speaker 1:Dick Bigger Jr. Ha ha ha ha.
Speaker 3:Armor. Yeah, apparently he's trending on Twitter due to his name.
Speaker 1:It would have been way funnier if his first name Was Bigger and his last name was Dick.
Speaker 3:Yes, Bigger Richard.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 2:It's like there's no way, like Nobody knew what they were doing when they posted that.
Speaker 1:It looks like it's On the straight west-hand side of Illinois. Ah, so like To me it looks like it's probably One of the furthest points, the way you could Kind of get from me, just the way it's laid out.
Speaker 2:Probably because of his Bigger Dick.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I mean it's still probably going to reach me. Dick Bigger Jr, farmer, henderson County. That's hilarious. What is he running for?
Speaker 3:I don't think he's running. I think he was speaking for that, susanna Mendoza.
Speaker 1:Man, she must want a Bigger Dick.
Speaker 2:Maybe, maybe she's the one that ordered the Dick. Oh, it's all coming back, it's coming together, boys, it's coming together.
Speaker 1:I got a poop, I'll go poop.
Speaker 2:I pooped earlier today.
Speaker 1:You guys going to be able to keep it interesting when I go poop.
Speaker 5:No, go take a fat shit. It smells really bad, I pooped.
Speaker 2:No, go take a poop. What a fucking no, look at him exposing himself like that. He's doing a little truffle shuffle there.
Speaker 5:My dick just broke through my sweatpants. Wow, I have to go change sweatpants now. The underwear and the pants are destroyed. Pixar didn't happen. And now I have to clean the bottom of my desk. Pixar didn't happen.
Speaker 2:I'll send you some pics.
Speaker 5:Did you know?
Speaker 3:people are having speedruns for Baldergate 3 to see how quick they can have sex. That's the thing in a lot of games actually. I think the fastest is a speedrun is 8 minutes, but you need to have each hand in order to do it. What? That's what I've learned. It's about like I was an agent and had to go to the gym.
Speaker 2:I was reading an article and they said that a lot of speedrunners recommend that you have mage hand for this.
Speaker 3:Really, you're just having sex with a mage hand and it's just jerking you off.
Speaker 4:Yes, I couldn't tell you.
Speaker 3:Interesting. I know the world record to get a lot of speedruns, I know that the world record to get or to have sex is 7 minutes 54 seconds, so basically 8 minutes. With who? I don't know. They have a video on YouTube. Let me skip to the end and see who they're chatting with Lazelle.
Speaker 4:She's the easiest one, too, because you don't even have to be friends with her.
Speaker 2:Really, I just hate Fox Just giving it up, she don't care, she can't get pregnant. I like murky.
Speaker 3:How did the Githyankie have babies. Thanks for watching. Wait, so do the gifhyankee like play VA.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it goes over. It's actually what's the word I'm looking for Fuck, fuck that there's select people that can do it and it's autonomous. You don't need another person. I can't remember the word for it, but yeah, I went through the mountain pass and you go through like a gifhyankee crash and it's all explained there.
Speaker 4:Oh, Are you okay, Marky?
Speaker 5:Yeah, I just fucking looked at the picture that he sent in the chat.
Speaker 2:You're just now getting to it. I just saw it. I just started laughing.
Speaker 5:I was like oh, I'm like bigger junior.
Speaker 3:Jesus.
Speaker 4:Christ Far.
Speaker 5:Blank County.
Speaker 2:You really got my overall.
Speaker 5:Check out my overall, Guys. It doesn't look like farmer unless he's wearing overalls.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you need overalls to be a farmer. That's like a requirement, mm-hmm.
Speaker 2:You'd over Never had overalls. The walls smack dude. Never owned overalls.
Speaker 5:They're like you know, not like having a little kid yeah and the woods and shit, yeah, as a kid Maybe we should all get overalls and make like an ADHD after dark calendar. Be hot. We already have pictures of grand it yeah yeah, it's nature.
Speaker 3:He's never been on an episode though.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I know we can, that's okay.
Speaker 5:We can just. We can just. You know he's a friend of the podcast. He can be just be in the calendar. I mean he's sexy enough yeah yeah, check it out and there's like flowing water and rocks and that was a quick shit. How fast did you shoot out of your butt? What? How fast did you shoot out of your butt?
Speaker 1:Oh, it was a couple of lumps.
Speaker 5:So the cheek is right.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was like a couple of, and then it was done.
Speaker 4:And then it was a lot of time, a lot of time wiping.
Speaker 2:We'll swap you on. Yeah, we'll give you like a side. You have a fucking bidet.
Speaker 4:That's two floors upstairs.
Speaker 2:Well, I fucking March your happy ass upstairs. Last time I did that when I had to shit, I shit my pants. That's fair. That will traumatize you. He'll never forget that. Yeah, you never let that happen again.
Speaker 5:Yeah, he's like a sassus creed of memory.
Speaker 1:Last time I did that, I fucking had to throw out a pair of underwear, and I didn't want to do that tonight.
Speaker 2:I left work today and I had to take a wicked shit and everybody and their mother was fucking and driving home at the same time as me. It was not a great time.
Speaker 1:Should have taken a shit on somebody's car hood.
Speaker 2:You see, I was texting with my old boss an old GM and told him my predicament and my old boss was like fuck it, shit your pants, be a man. I was like I'm gonna do that and I'm gonna drive by your house and fling my fucking dirty underwear in your front yard Take care of it. And he's like, hey, let's not do that. Okay, I'm pleased to announce I did not in fact, shit my pants and I didn't make it home. Nice, it was quite sketchy.
Speaker 5:I definitely almost threw up in a truck at work today. Oh, nice yeah also so I had to run a regeneration on one of our medium size. It's a small size customer but we do maintenance on like their four trucks and or like they're in a boat generation.
Speaker 5:They don't take care of them. So I had to run a DPF regenerations, which is all just to keep up with emissions. It's partly exhaust on the Azuzu's and Azuzu's hey they're. They're good trucks if you take proper care of them. They're very good trucks. But, uh, excuse me, all right, I go pull a cocoa and beat my dick. I forgot now completely derailed as a reset button in my brain. I have no idea where I was.
Speaker 1:You almost threw up in a truck.
Speaker 5:Yeah. I was through a truck so I had to go test drive this thing after I ran a regeneration. So I'm sitting in the truck for 20 minutes just not like doing anything, like nothing matter. I had Burger King, I had a whopper and fries whopper, whopper, whopper, whopper.
Speaker 1:junior double triple whopper, sorry.
Speaker 5:Drive down to the local speedway and the code came back that I didn't want, that we didn't want to see come back.
Speaker 2:And it made you sick to your stomach.
Speaker 5:No, and I was driving back and I'm like man, I kind of feeling kind of rough right now, Like I had something in my throat, you know, because I just lost nuts down my fucking throat Right. I'm almost back to the shop and like I got this little like hole and whatever it jostled was like I'm going to throw up right now.
Speaker 1:Did you?
Speaker 5:know I had the window all the way down. I was leaning out the window like breathing real hard. I was seeing the breathing real hard. Oh yeah, I've seen that shit and I pulled in to the shop parking lot and I whipped it around the shop real quick and I went to like the back fence and just like I came to stop through it in park and jumped out and began to projectile vomit whopper material.
Speaker 1:Oh no.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I was about 10 seconds away from having to pay for a detail on on someone's truck just because it would be the right thing to do.
Speaker 2:One story I have a murky of why. I know what his heavy breathing while vomiting or before vomiting is like. We decided to get lunch from this Japanese fusion restaurant that's local and they offer sushi, and murky decided he wanted to do some of the sewers at the time. Yeah, I always I went with like the shrimp tempura and like a spicy crab roll, something like that Simple shit. Murky decided he wanted to be pretty adventurous this day and I don't remember what the role was called, but it had like avocado.
Speaker 5:Last name, I got it.
Speaker 2:And it had eel in it. I like who he goes, that's the one, that's the one I want, and I was like I read it and I was like it eel, you, it has eel in it. Murky, that's what you want. He goes yeah.
Speaker 5:I'm like where the fuck do you?
Speaker 4:think they're getting eel.
Speaker 5:It was really good sushi.
Speaker 4:I don't know what the fuck you talked about.
Speaker 2:It was not good for murky.
Speaker 5:It's not this time around.
Speaker 2:So we, we all got it. I think me, murky, probably, sarah, our office admin, and Yana, our other estimator, all got it. Everybody was fine, except for murky. Like 20 minutes later he's like I'm a fucking throw up. I don't know what's going on. I don't fucking feel good. I'm like, yeah, you ate that goddamn meal, a fucking exotic shit. You're fucking broke ass body ain't used to that shit. And murky, like it, was vomiting for like an hour straight.
Speaker 5:We ended up just sending him home Like, hey, I got paid for an hour to throw up. Yeah, because I threw up for an hour and like was battling with myself in the bathroom, did not volcano style?
Speaker 2:shit, my pants, it was all once and we ended up just sending murky out because we're like bro, yeah, because it was like because it was right afterwards.
Speaker 5:I literally remember talking to you because I was like yeah, I feel great. Yeah, 15 minutes after, and then it was like 40 minutes after and I came in to talk to you. I was like dude, I do not feel good, and you were talking to me and like you were waiting for an answer and I just put a finger up because I was like battling yeah within myself was it fucking going to the cross I?
Speaker 1:was he going cross?
Speaker 5:I is not going to be good. No, finger back up because I couldn't keep talking.
Speaker 2:Yeah, he wasn't even looking at me, he was just looking down like yeah.
Speaker 1:That way, that way, if he threw up, he didn't fucking do it in your face, right?
Speaker 2:Yeah, he would have thrown up on my desk, yeah it's just not a you haven't fucking manners.
Speaker 5:You know I don't throw up on on Zeno. It's not his fault. He didn't make me order the eel. I tried to talk him out of it. Yeah, yeah, as a matter of fact, I shouldn't even be in his office, but I'm not to throw up yeah that's like I don't know. Dude, I'm like I love tuna, melt and shit. You remember the tuna day when I went to subway and they gave me the wrong? Yeah, I do remember that.
Speaker 1:What did they give you?
Speaker 5:what did you order when they gave you order? I ordered like a fillet, like a fillet cheese, and what I got was a tuna. That's a very different. So I got back. Yeah, correct, I didn't know until I got back to the like, to the.
Speaker 5:And then you ate it and you're like I was like well, like it's either this or I like I'm not eating because I don't have time to fucking go back to subway or go somewhere else other than probably the gas station. If I'm lucky, I won't be late when I get back, which?
Speaker 2:the subway was at the gas station.
Speaker 5:Well, yeah, but the one on out by where I used to, oh yeah, yeah, you know what I'm talking about. So I'm like, well, I'm just going to eat this fucking tuna sub. I'm going to eat this foot long. I was like, oh, it didn't like taste bad, but I don't know how a tuna sub from Subway supposed to taste Probably.
Speaker 1:Probably.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I like to do. You give me a tuna.
Speaker 2:I like, I love, I'm going to fucking destroy that thing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I don't know if I would want to get tuna from subway, though.
Speaker 5:And same deal Half hour, 40 minutes later. I am losing it.
Speaker 1:You got what you got. Whatever back here was on the top of the tuna because nobody ordered it all day Probably.
Speaker 5:Yeah, it was, it was nasty. And I remember like I got done yacking, and this is when Timmy was still in office, you know, in office, yeah, and I went in there and I was like, yeah, I was trying to talk and he thought I was just sitting there. He's like what are you doing? And I was like I was trying to speak to him but I couldn't because I was trying not to throw up, right. So eventually I just put my hands up, like one finger up on each end. He's like are you OK? And like I pointed my throat and I think, if I do, are you choking? Like any gets up to like come around, like grab me, like he's yeah like you're about to throw up.
Speaker 5:You know the wrong move Not to go and I was like I pushed him off with my hands. I was like just you shouldn't point it at your stomach.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you should have pointed at your stomach and then like an arrow out of your mouth.
Speaker 5:And like the words I got out was like I was like throwing up and then it took like 20 to 25 seconds and I was like Last 45 minutes and he's like, oh, I understand now yeah.
Speaker 1:Fucking gotta give you the Heimlich maneuver We'll get that bumping out of you.
Speaker 5:Yeah, he's like you should go home and I was like, yeah, and then I sat in the parking lot for 20 minutes and threw up in the parking lot Luckily there's only a five drive home and I threw up when I got home. Yeah, and I was waiting for Zena with tuna in my in my facial hair.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was like how are you doing buddy?
Speaker 1:That's disgusting. Had the.
Speaker 2:I get to take me home one day because I was like right heaving, because I was so fucking stressed at that job, because at that time I don't think we had a Department manager.
Speaker 5:Then yeah, I don't know, but I remember I was like, dude, please don't do it in the truck. Yeah, I like it was new at the time, please no.
Speaker 2:I kept like a pacing up and down the hallway Like I was going to throw up. Like if I sat down I felt like I was going to throw up and then I would paste the hallway and I would feel OK. But like as soon as I would go to sit down my body was like nope, throwing up now. And I kept like any time I start to walk to the bathroom it'd be OK.
Speaker 1:And then that's how throwing up happens most of the time. It's like you go to the bathroom and it's like you're fine. As soon as you walk away and you're and you're not safe anymore, your body immediately is just like but you're like trying to hold it back and all that shit. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2:I think our office admin at the time. She was like yeah, you should just go home. Like you never go home sick, just fucking do it one time It'll be fine, like we're going to be OK. And I was just like all right, ok, murky, take me home. And we like walked out to the truck and I kept pacing outside of this truck because I felt like I was going to throw up and I didn't want to throw up in his truck and stuff and was out there for like 15, 20 minutes just like dry heaving but nothing was coming up. But I still felt like I was going to get sick because of how stressed I was. And then finally I was like all right, if you got a fucking plastic bag or some shit in the car, I'll just I'll try to throw up in that or like, get it out the window. I don't like. I'm just like we're going to have to see how this goes. And I ended up making it home, never threw up, but I was so stressed from working in the body shop.
Speaker 1:It was just like such unreasonable work conditions that makes sense, while you were very timid about accepting your current position.
Speaker 2:I was yeah, but it was actually probably the best move I could have made. Is is lightning years better Like I work seven and a half hours now.
Speaker 4:How much is a lighting year?
Speaker 2:I don't know A lot. It's made this shit up OK.
Speaker 5:God damn Millennium Ranger, quantum Ranger, the money.
Speaker 1:Quantum Ranger the millennia. Fuck you, murky, Be shit.
Speaker 5:My new job is you're going to get asked by an MLP character that Coco makes.
Speaker 1:Dude, that's going to be fucking hilarious.
Speaker 2:If we just lose, it's the same system.
Speaker 1:I'll just ask you what level I need to make it and then at some point in your campaign I'll show up.
Speaker 3:Princess should be like a true enemy of the story.
Speaker 2:Like all along we think we're fighting one enemy and it's like, really, he was just like standing in the way of this enemy.
Speaker 1:We're going to do that. You're going to do it, you're going to do a Scooby-Doo mask reveal and it's going to change their entire body shape. Yeah, because?
Speaker 4:that's how Scooby-Doo mask reveals work.
Speaker 1:They pull the mask off of somebody and their body shape would be completely different under the mask sometimes. So you're like well, I don't know how that worked, yeah make no fucking sense.
Speaker 2:Sometimes they do the mask reveal.
Speaker 1:They pull off the whole costume and they go from like this huge stocky person to like a four foot five goddamn child.
Speaker 2:sometimes Did I send you the Tic-Tac that was like from the perspective of like Shaggy and Freddie talking to each other.
Speaker 1:I don't think you did.
Speaker 2:Like you might have. It's fucking hilarious. Like it's just like Shaddy, like wakes up on the couch, right he did just say Shaddy, shaddy, he's got a Shaggy cake.
Speaker 1:He calls him Shaddy yeah.
Speaker 5:Oh, that leads to poop stuff. Respect very much.
Speaker 1:Why does that lead to poop stuff Shad?
Speaker 5:You shat yourself, shaddy.
Speaker 2:I said Shaddy.
Speaker 1:He said Shaddy. He said Shaddy, not Shaddy. S-h-a-d-d-y Tee Like daddy.
Speaker 5:Yeah, you're talking to Tee there.
Speaker 1:Maybe you have a poop kink Merky.
Speaker 5:Maybe not.
Speaker 2:You were pretty interested in Coco taking that shit.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna have to go listen to the podcast now to hear this.
Speaker 2:Um, he's Shaggy, wakes up on the couch and he sees Scoop. And he's like hey, scoop or whatever, and Scoops us higher than Fray's like oh hey, yeah, that was a good mystery we did last night. And Shaggy's like yeah, did you, uh, did you hit it? Or something like that. And Fray's like what, what do you mean? He's like Daph, did you hit it? He's like no, no, we're just friends and we're solving mysteries. Like bro, like how dense you gotta be. Like she's trying to get it and stuff like that. Like Velma trying to get it, like why else would she be losing her glasses all the goddamn time and fucking putting herself in that position and stuff. And they talk about it for a while. And then, like Daphne walks in and she's like oh, hey, uh, yeah, we got another mystery to solve somewhere. Can we, like you know, bring some more? You know Scooby snacks and Shaggy's like yeah, I got you, let's do that.
Speaker 2:And he's, she's like cool Also, uh, velma is upstairs, she lost her glasses, needs some help. And he just goes God damn, nine o'clock in the morning, ready to go. He's like covering Scoop and Daphne just goes, I don't care. And he goes okay, let's go Scoop when the fucking Scoop. And then you hear like Scooby in the background going and he goes oh boy, go wild. Fucking, like fucking hilarious. I was dying watching it. Oh shit, I had to find it and send it to you. I was just fucking rolling.
Speaker 1:That sounds fucking hilarious. Haven't been on TikTok lately for a lot of stuff, Mainly when I was sick with COVID. I was just like I don't want to do anything, so I slept most of the time.
Speaker 2:There, let's see if I can find it Now you take the show away.
Speaker 1:You're hot. No, you know us.
Speaker 3:So do you have a campaign in mind for your little ponies?
Speaker 1:I don't know something that involves fighting a bad, bad pony.
Speaker 4:All right.
Speaker 5:And you guys are good ponies, let's start. As we only have like a 10 or 11 episodes until the Owenverse comes back.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, we're. We'll bring that back in a couple couple years. What happened last time? I forgot about the Owenverse.
Speaker 5:We had to battle Roy O'Bannon, the leader. Yeah, who was Ms? I'm currently locked in a infinite trunk of space. Yeah.
Speaker 1:It's known as my fat ass. Yeah, can we call the infinite trunk of space lightnings fat ass spelled with a pH he hates us already. He's not even DMing it, he hates it.
Speaker 5:Yeah, so the AI that wrote the like ending for it said that I was in there for what? Yeah, barn said that I felt like I was in there for like multiple days, like until I lost all hope, like because I lost all hope is the only reason I could fucking maybe come out, or something like he's in there for multiple days and yeah, it was basically dying and going crazy. So now I've been saying, if you want to think about that, you can use it in the membrane.
Speaker 1:You can use a while to become uninsane.
Speaker 5:I'm going to use a while to fucking rip your tree here, wow. In the game or IRL Well, actually, I guess for you, I would probably be the drive shaft. No, I rip out your ignition module, jeez.
Speaker 1:Okay.
Speaker 5:Well, so that you would no longer start crane. So then you would Wow, wow, wow.
Speaker 2:Wow.
Speaker 5:Wow, wow.
Speaker 2:Wow.
Speaker 5:Wow, roy's still in his nine foot fucking wheelchair suit shoved into the whole ass car. I don't know how that works, but maybe strapped him in.
Speaker 3:RK just said that, with his whole bussey.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop boop boop boop, boop boop.
Speaker 2:I know I sent this tic tac to E, but me and E send so many fucking tic tacs to each other that it's going to be near impossible to find.
Speaker 1:Every time I go on tic toc, e has sent me 30 tick tacs and I watched the last, like four of them. I watch all 30 of them. I I don't have enough time on tiktok to watch all 30 of them. I.
Speaker 2:Usually do it on my lunch break. Oh, it did it do. I'm surprised I haven't made that a soundboard.
Speaker 1:Yet I am as well, but I have this one. Oh, it's enough, close enough, wow.
Speaker 3:Wow, wow, wow, wow. They ask you how you are.
Speaker 1:You just have to say that you're fine and you're not really fine. You just can't get into it because I I didn't go long enough to make.
Speaker 5:I did you like a dumb mechanics thing today. What'd you do? All right, let's hear it. I was underneath the truck Changing out some exhaust shit and like I kind of threw my head back and when I did, I blasted the back of my head on the drive axle.
Speaker 5:And then you're pissed off and then I was super pissed and like I had my head down, I was like I Looked at the ground and as soon as, like, I stood up, I started to yell fuck. And I got to like the F and the U and I fucking hit my head again on a U-bolt On a body mount. So it's just two thick-ass bolts that come down. So basically I just Jabbed my dome into a shaft of a truck, fucking holding this truck on. Dude, I was so fucking pissed I'm you're pissed that you did it yourself.
Speaker 5:There were no words that came out of my mouth, dude. I had, I had no words anymore. I was so pissed. I came up out of the pit Like super slow and like I took a knee outside of it. I was like you're, you're a professional, you're a professional. And I stood up and I threw my hat all the way across the shop. It caught like a breath of air and literally flew almost to the other doors on the other side. And then I was super pissed because now I had to go get my hat, my hat and on your way over, somebody's gonna ask you what the hell your problem is no.
Speaker 5:One of the other texts. Looks me in the eyes when I'm walking over. My hand goes it's gonna be a great day here at Insert name of place we work, and I told him to go fuck himself. I was good, I was gonna end, you guys, you're not. We're not redoing it later.
Speaker 1:Yep, it didn't record later, yeah.