Ever been spanked by Satan? How about playing Halo during the Ukraine conflict? Or contemplating the concept of eternity in a hellish casino? Well, get set for a wild ride as we discuss those and a whole lot more in this episode. Brace yourself for the hilarity that ensues as we delve into my epic 4th of July sunburn saga and ponder the amusing assertion that we're all a smidgen gay.
Ever wonder about the strange behaviors of cats or the ludicrous death of a cartoon dog in 'Scary Movie?' Get ready for some gut-busting laughter as we share our experiences with our furry friends, including the mysterious 'Bagool.' And if that's not enough to tickle your funny bone, join us as we debate the appropriateness of music during intimate moments and recount an awkward Uber ride to a gay sauna.
We wrap up the episode with a foray into professional wrestling, examining the sometimes-toxic relationships between these larger-than-life characters. We'll also look at a controversial YouTube apology video by Colleen Ballinger (aka Miranda Sings) and the resulting meme. From pondering the potential of using Plank as Zordon to discussing the absurdity of the yellow ranger's original character in Halo, we've got plenty of laughs in store. To top it all off, we tackle the burning question on everyone's lips - is beans on toast considered poor people food in Britain? So, grab a cup of joe, sit back, and join us for this episode filled with hilarity, controversy, and a dash of randomness.
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Ever been spanked by Satan? How about playing Halo during the Ukraine conflict? Or contemplating the concept of eternity in a hellish casino? Well, get set for a wild ride as we discuss those and a whole lot more in this episode. Brace yourself for the hilarity that ensues as we delve into my epic 4th of July sunburn saga and ponder the amusing assertion that we're all a smidgen gay.
Ever wonder about the strange behaviors of cats or the ludicrous death of a cartoon dog in 'Scary Movie?' Get ready for some gut-busting laughter as we share our experiences with our furry friends, including the mysterious 'Bagool.' And if that's not enough to tickle your funny bone, join us as we debate the appropriateness of music during intimate moments and recount an awkward Uber ride to a gay sauna.
We wrap up the episode with a foray into professional wrestling, examining the sometimes-toxic relationships between these larger-than-life characters. We'll also look at a controversial YouTube apology video by Colleen Ballinger (aka Miranda Sings) and the resulting meme. From pondering the potential of using Plank as Zordon to discussing the absurdity of the yellow ranger's original character in Halo, we've got plenty of laughs in store. To top it all off, we tackle the burning question on everyone's lips - is beans on toast considered poor people food in Britain? So, grab a cup of joe, sit back, and join us for this episode filled with hilarity, controversy, and a dash of randomness.
Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd
Now we're live now. Well, we're not live we're recording and Zeno's not here cuz he's a loser. Fuck you, zeno, you'll probably use that, though I'm like hall the fuck plays Halo. I Don't know who does Be. do you play Halo?
Speaker 4:Not anymore, No not anymore.
Speaker 1:What was the last good Halo game?
Speaker 4:breach, breach.
Speaker 1:Yeah, by the time I got it, i, by the time I got an Xbox, that was not a game being played anymore. Never had an Xbox growing up.
Speaker 4:Who? who is that works on it now 343?.
Speaker 1:Weren't they the ones that start no bungee, started it and then 343 bungee started it for three now works on it.
Speaker 4:Correct and don't give a wrong 343. They can make a fun game for a couple of months, but It doesn't really last long. Like I've noticed, their lobbies will die almost instantly.
Speaker 1:Kind of like Call of Duty does now kind of yeah.
Speaker 2:They try to make the newest one like games as a service, but then they like contracted out all the like post launch stuff to some like developer in Russia, and then you know the whole thing with Ukraine happens.
Speaker 1:So that's unfortunate. It was very unfortunate. They probably got their code back and it was written in Russia. It was written in Russia, not Russian.
Speaker 3:Wow.
Speaker 1:I'm a piece of shit. I I Burt the hell out of myself over the weekend.
Speaker 5:We're not even over the weekend.
Speaker 1:It was over Tuesday. It was over Tuesday Fucking 4th of July. I just put sunscreen on. I Became fucking. Well done, coco. I.
Speaker 3:Did look a little red. It's more than.
Speaker 4:Looked like I Go on my fumbling. It looked like I could just stare at your chest, and just me staring would be enough pain.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah, i would read yeah. That night sucked. I don't think I got a single ounce of sleep that night. I had to sleep with like three shirts on to like prevent any sort of like rub Against it, so like, if I would like move, like the outer layers of the shirts would take the friction, so that my skin wouldn't take the friction, if you know what I mean. I.
Speaker 3:Feel like three shirts would be worse.
Speaker 1:No, it was better than it was better than straight on the fucking fabric.
Speaker 3:I'd rather just lay on like some like soft sheets and just let the sheets be any kind of. Are you moving violently? I would be trying to move slow until I fell asleep.
Speaker 1:No, like if I fall asleep I move just everywhere, and then I would wake up and my arm would be fucking on fire.
Speaker 3:Okay, I gotcha.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that would suck now It's just all itchy. Now it's peeling it hasn't hit the peel part yet It's. it's pre peel, itch I.
Speaker 3:I also was part of Monday night, but it wasn't so much on all of my skin you branched weiner, got it one, yeah, yeah, my dick, and by dick I mean my bottom lip. I.
Speaker 1:Fuck what you do with your bottom lip.
Speaker 3:I was pretty drunk Monday night going in, you know, going into fourth of July's, didn't have to work and I dropped a cigarette while I was smoking out the balcony and I grabbed it and And when I grabbed it I didn't realize I grabbed it backwards And then I proceeded to basically put my cigarette out. You want my bottom lip? Yeah, there's like it was the last, obviously, like Monday night into Tuesday and Tuesday through Wednesday. It was pretty. That was better this morning. But Last two days suck, especially like on your bottom lip, like it's always. You're always feeling it and like. So I was like licking it a lot, basically like pushing my tongue against it because it was fucking just felt annoying. But then today I've just been putting a bunch of the birds bees The good old chap stick on we're not sponsored by the way, we're not birds, bees, what's up?
Speaker 1:They don't want to try, they don't want to try drunk and leave.
Speaker 3:Fucking burn the shit out of myself.
Speaker 1:Fucking murky's over there eating chap stick.
Speaker 3:No, I was eating cigarettes from the flaming in first.
Speaker 1:And then I needed just trying to feel your mother, whose birthday happened to be on the fourth.
Speaker 3:Now I have birthday moderate, fucking couple days ago.
Speaker 5:She says happy birthday back.
Speaker 3:Early. But yeah, do they have a sense of time down there? Satan, like, does my mom know? it's like only July.
Speaker 5:No no it's just, it's just eternity getting it early.
Speaker 4:Yeah, right, right, i know where there's no windows or clocks.
Speaker 5:Yeah, but you can use your cell phone. I mean, you can call for help, but it'll never come. It's part of the torture.
Speaker 3:Do you guys have casinos?
Speaker 5:Absolutely, it's all do yeah hookers and blow and blackjack and hookers, and You know The big, the big one that, like people, really love to play, is the, the craps cable.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah.
Speaker 5:Yeah, they just love them craps, especially because I make them play with their crap.
Speaker 4:Oh, they're probably with their own feces.
Speaker 3:Shaped poop Yes, I like that with Markings.
Speaker 5:I got a go spank murky's mom some more.
Speaker 4:Okay, fuck.
Speaker 1:Do you want to be spanked instead, murky?
Speaker 3:Yes, yes, he does. No, i don't think so.
Speaker 1:You don't think, you, you know, you don't want.
Speaker 3:Man I mean is who's spanking me?
Speaker 1:Satan.
Speaker 3:I mean, i take a few just to see how it feels. You gonna, you gotta try everything, at least ones right.
Speaker 1:Yeah, everybody's a little bit gay I.
Speaker 3:Mean that's like the you know king of hell the king of hell.
Speaker 1:It's the lord of hell and king. What's up, guys? Hello? I guess Hello it's what?
Speaker 3:uh, oh, so let's welcome. Uh, let's welcome on for the first time, miss is Hi miss.
Speaker 4:Oh, miss will be replacing.
Speaker 1:Xeno today. Yeah, miss is replacing Xeno because Xeno wants to play Halo instead of be here with his friends. No, no, xeno can make his own podcast with his, with his dick. Yeah, yeah, it's true.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he could have his you need a cumulative dick size.
Speaker 1:He could definitely have his own how volumetric do you think his dick is?
Speaker 4:It's gotta be either very, very quiet or super loud.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I Got two different answers from that. Guys. Gave me the one that I wanted. She said eight square feet and you went with decibels.
Speaker 4:I thought we were talking about just like voice value for like a podcast.
Speaker 1:My mind went yeah, well, boy, it is his. Probably fucking revs like a v8, maybe a v16. I don't know. Well, there's, there's a cat on murky screen.
Speaker 4:No. Man at a time when there isn't a cat on murky screen.
Speaker 1:There's a lot of times where there's not a cat on murky screen. They're not really chilling behind them.
Speaker 3:For the most part They are I once it now 30% of the time.
Speaker 1:I'll take 30% of the time. They're 50% on the bed.
Speaker 3:Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1:So I will actually.
Speaker 3:King is on the bed technically right now. He's just on Some clothes.
Speaker 1:What's the weirdest way that your cats have woken you up?
Speaker 4:being bitten on the dick.
Speaker 1:All right story time.
Speaker 4:Mean was just a little tiny baby, and this was before. Like I decided to keep her, and It was in the middle of the night and, like I was in Texas at the time, it's fucking hot down there, so I just slept naked. That makes sense. And I just woke up one night with just You've sharp pain shooting for the dick. Of course, like I shot up, and there's me underneath the blankets, like trailing after my balls as I'm trying to leave the bed. Well damn.
Speaker 1:I feel like we should have had years go last. Hi, what were you? what were you gonna say, murky?
Speaker 3:mine. So me and daddy Dusty had just Been dating at the time and we watched. I believe it's sinister and The like demon in this movie is called Bagool.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, i know, yes, so.
Speaker 3:At this time and also little was just a little baby kitten like Dusty saved him from in the middle of the winter, from in between, like some trailer sighting. But we just finished this movie and I'm laying in bed and one of my feet, one of my Fuck and my right foot, was hanging off the bed And I'm thinking about the cool like I see his Little jumps up from the floor and latches his Front and rear paws around my foot and like kind of like bites on my big toe and I just go it was that weird?
Speaker 1:like half asleep.
Speaker 3:Like where you're, like you're still thinking, but you like this Half a second you feel your safe self, like fading off. And if that exact second I saw Bagool and then I saw a fucking.
Speaker 1:Man mind's not anywhere near that interesting. I haven't had my cat long enough to have an interesting moment like that, Oh yeah. I woke up. I woke up, i was in like that lucid state that you were as well murky, like I was in the middle of I don't know what I was like you were.
Speaker 3:You were falling, but I was just like. I was just like.
Speaker 1:What the fuck is, what the fuck's going on. I was like couldn't tell if I was in the middle of a dream or something and like, as I started slowly gaining consciousness, i realized what was going on. My fucking cat was fucking making biscuits on top of my fucking ball sack for like For like five minutes before I fucking realized what was going on, i Woke up and I was, like god damn it, rivet. You know how hard it is for me to fall asleep. Get off of my balls the.
Speaker 3:I Have another one where little oh. So when he was young I had my arm up and he came up and he started Needing and making biscuits in my armpit. So he was suckling my armpit hair Biscuits like right outside of it.
Speaker 1:He was just trying to make a nest inside of your pit.
Speaker 3:It felt so weird.
Speaker 2:It'd have been worse.
Speaker 3:He's the boy.
Speaker 2:I Wanted to stick out to me was I was dead asleep and I don't know if you guys have gotten to that point where you just You could just picture the cat throwing up. Yes, you just break out of a dead sleep because it starts retching and that's what Jasper was doing on the bed No, my chest. Oh, Right on my chest Oh oh, I wake up out of a dead sleep. I scoop him up and like no, no, no no no, five.
Speaker 2:Five feet away for me Is the entrance to the bathroom, which is hardwood.
Speaker 1:Oh, I fucking throw like a football pick him up and I eat him into the bathroom. I don't know. I'd, quite honestly, rather be woken up with a cat bite my dick than it throwing up on my chest. Which would you prefer, e Dick biting or throwing up on chest?
Speaker 4:throwing up on chest or Begooling you could be be guled you know I'm a horror freak, so I'd probably go with the beguel, i think I like it literally felt like a hand with like long nails.
Speaker 3:Great, because it was like claws on four corners And it was not cool bet your cat never did that again. No, it should have had an allegiance card because it would have racked up some frequent flyer miles Launched into the air fucking 1000 frequent flyer miles.
Speaker 1:Did Dusty wake up when you did that I?
Speaker 3:think she was still awake.
Speaker 1:Yes, Oh, she was still awake and just watched her cat get fucking launched.
Speaker 3:Yeah, just like up on to me like I didn't hit the wall or anything, but just like launched up, like towards me basically that would have been a funnier story, because people would hate you if you should Launch the cat at the wall. No, i do not condone animal violence, and if you abuse animals and you want to fucking get some smoke, come get this smoke.
Speaker 1:Has ever see scary movie or like one of them Yeah, i can't remember which one this was, but do you remember like at the beginning of one of them There was like a dog that got killed in the movie by like a safe falling on it And like it came off the safe like a pancake, like it was just fucking flat, like it definitely was super fake and like it was like fucking it died, like the cartoon Got run over by a steamroller death, except it didn't inflate again after the fucking, the crushing. That's the one thing that sticks out for me from scary movie. I don't know why I just remembered it, but I'm bringing it up.
Speaker 4:Looking it up, apparently that was a haunted house too.
Speaker 3:Oh, was it okay? Okay, i was one. I'm like I saw, like I think the first.
Speaker 1:I might have gotten. I'm gonna go, i might have gotten them confused.
Speaker 4:Let's be honest, like haunted house was made by God. What's his name? It's one of the brothers That started scary movie.
Speaker 1:I remember the whole plot of that movie was like the black person was like why you gotta make me go first, like at the end of the way, and the way ins brothers, and at the end, And at the end of the movie it was just the black guy left and he was like, oh hell, no, i ain't going back in there. And then like somehow he's back in there for no reason, he just goes. Ah, fuck I.
Speaker 3:Remember a shorty getting rolled up like a joint by the giant, like monster marijuana plant.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I thought it was a scary movie because it had the similar humor, but I guess it's hot at house.
Speaker 4:Made by the same people, essentially those movies are fucking stupid.
Speaker 1:So is fucking goddamn Nick Cage movie Willy's Wonderland.
Speaker 4:Oh, i saw that one with my X when it like first came out. It was so fucking stupid me, oh Man a little made of the drinking game.
Speaker 1:And we were, we were pretty, pretty fucked up. Like one of the rules was like Whenever a Nick Cage moment happens, you drink. And then the rule was like don't worry, you'll know.
Speaker 4:Oh, like the whole movie. You're just shrugging the whole movie.
Speaker 1:It's like, well, i'm pretty sure that's a Nick Cage moment, when he just fucking every time he took a break We were like, yeah, that's an that's that's a drink percent.
Speaker 4:That's a Nick Cage moment and I love how he's not drinking beer. It's like it says on the can like grape soda. It's like yeah fucking soda.
Speaker 1:I'm pretty sure it's okay. It was like a purple can. If I remember correct, it was yeah, which is why I say grape soda. It probably wasn't, but it is now.
Speaker 3:You guys ever watch the first ghost writer with Nick Cage? yes it is great, do you think like as a kid it was good and now, like if you ever watch it, now you're like this movie is fucking a ass cheeks.
Speaker 2:That's like post superhero movies from like before the Marvel.
Speaker 1:So do you watch it. It's kind of like ass murky.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:I never watched it, so I feel like if I watch it now, i'm just going to be disappointed.
Speaker 3:They just oh, who's the guy? who's the guy with the wicked mustache who does like sounds like he should do every Ford commercial ever made.
Speaker 4:Oh, the tombstone.
Speaker 3:I'm telling you Yeah, but he's the. He's the grave keeper and ghostwriter Sam Elliott. Sam Elliott.
Speaker 2:Sam Elliott.
Speaker 3:He's like oh, here, let me break my gravekeeper shovel and give you this contract that no one has ever been able to find, the contract of son begonza. Oh fuck, why are you biting me, dude?
Speaker 1:Because he heard stories about biting on Dick. He's going to bite your dick, murky.
Speaker 3:Little is ghostwriter dude. He's like don't fucking, don't speak of me.
Speaker 1:What if his hair just catches on fire right now and he rides away on a motorcycle?
Speaker 3:But ghostwriter kiddie, that'd be awesome.
Speaker 1:You better fucking record that and post it on.
Speaker 3:I feel like you would have to be like a main coon, though like a really big cat. He's not fucking 35 pounds, i mean fucking asshole.
Speaker 1:Yeah, but it would be way better seeing a tiny ass fucking cat be like fucking ghostwriter. He's trying to fucking lick your arm.
Speaker 2:Every time you put him down. he's like his tongue's like, but My little kid.
Speaker 1:He's doing good. He's running around on the first two floors right now.
Speaker 3:Oh dry, Oh my God, Is he going to die by drowning?
Speaker 1:No, why.
Speaker 3:No, i'm just asking, it was an extra eye.
Speaker 1:Well, I'm pretty sure that dry died from many things. I don't think drowning was the primary cause of death.
Speaker 3:He did, did his body end up at the bottom of a fucking leg His body did, and he was at the bottom of the lake Was he still alive in certain water columns going down to the bottom. I don't know.
Speaker 1:I'm pretty sure he didn't have any blood left at him.
Speaker 3:Well, you know he was still bleeding and just there's just a bunch of spikes out of him, but he was still writing books in his head. So he was still alive. He had still some great function.
Speaker 1:OK. Well, if he was still above the water, I'm pretty sure the exact same thing would have played out.
Speaker 3:Nope, they would just stabbed him into the little islands, or whatever they were saying on.
Speaker 1:He was already stabbed.
Speaker 3:Stabbed him more.
Speaker 1:They didn't need to stab him more.
Speaker 3:They would have.
Speaker 1:I'm going to stab you in the dick.
Speaker 3:Hell yeah, like this weekend Like, yeah, like Eurythra, toothpick stabbing.
Speaker 1:Yeah, world record? No, what's the world record for number of toothpicks and a man's Eurythra again, markey.
Speaker 3:The rumor was 32, but no one has been able to confirm this yet, so I think it's a load of shit.
Speaker 4:I'm just not putting that in my browser history.
Speaker 1:Fine I will.
Speaker 3:Yeah, still unconfirmed. Yeah, still unconfirmed.
Speaker 1:Penis toothpicks. I got something from Etsy.
Speaker 4:Persounding.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no, it was all just like. Toothpicks for sale is the only thing I can.
Speaker 1:Raccoon peanut bone.
Speaker 3:Hey, yo Or I also got like the straws that are shaped, like dicks.
Speaker 1:Yeah, i don't see anything coming up.
Speaker 4:You guys want to hear a story that got super popular on Reddit a couple months back? Sure, let's go, because I'm curious what your boys' reaction is going to be, especially when you hear the thing that's included in the story.
Speaker 4:Ok, so the post is. One or two of you might have heard this. Today I fucked up by 24 female girlfriend of two years told me the music that I, 25 male, play during sex is weird in a major turnoff. Do you guys play music when you having sex? No, no, i don't either. I had like in the past. I have, but no, i don't. I don't.
Speaker 3:I don't, i don't, i don't, i don't, i don't, i don't, i don't, i don't, i don't, but parties and whatever Right.
Speaker 1:You fucking blasting Stacy's mom while he's reeling Stacy? Oh no, no, he's out of his story.
Speaker 4:I feel like Miss is the kind of guy that listened to Kenny G. Well, you're fucking repression at love.
Speaker 1:G God, we don't know what they're here. I feel like that music you should talk to. I continue with the story.
Speaker 4:OK, a little backstory. This is. I'm reading word for word the story. now A little backstory. When I first started having sex, i researched into ways to be better, as I was a little stiff and pretty much had no idea what I was doing. I read online that you can play music and match the rhythm in order to put on a better performance. I searched love making songs and started slowly creating a playlist in which I was?
Speaker 1:please tell me. some of those were chef from South Park singing Isaac Hayes.
Speaker 3:Yeah, only, if only.
Speaker 4:I feel like if you got to make a love playing like playlist, kenny G's got to be on there, isaac Hayes Trying to think of like those, like sweet, passionate, like give, give them the love and they deserve.
Speaker 3:A little Marvin Gaye on there, dude, yeah, a little Marvin Gaye. If you want a little new age, maybe put on some Tray songs.
Speaker 1:I get the feeling that he did not put any of these songs on his playlist.
Speaker 4:Possibly not Continuing on. There are a few songs to my playlist. However, there is one song in particular, which actually happens to be my favorite, that my girlfriend hates and says turns her off in a major way. I don't understand why it has taken her two years to tell me she hates that song.
Speaker 1:I mean, she should have told him as soon as she didn't like it, right?
Speaker 4:No, it should have been just like. Hey, can we not play that song again? I'm not a fan of it. What was?
Speaker 3:the song It's got to be, it's got to make my pussy dry.
Speaker 4:I will make you guys listen to a little bit of it so we're not like copyright stricken or anything towards the end. God, now I got to find my stopping place to do It's a good love song or it's hard. It's a good love making song with good rhythm. Make that in mind A good love making song with good rhythm, and I want you guys to try to find the rhythm when we listen to this thing. Oh no, i feel. The way I fucked up is I could have possibly asked her previously if she likes the playlist or any song she liked to add or change. But to leave it for two years, thinking our sex life is great but in her eyes has just ruined, has been ruined by my music, and left the whole situation feeling awkward and I'm a bit annoyed. I pretty much play this tune every single time, so the amount of times she must have not been enjoying it. What I thought? the complete opposite is annoying, but I, but also embarrassing in ways Bro would play that song.
Speaker 1:Bro would play that song. It was like damn, she must be really into this, This pussy grabbing my dick. It was actually just dry.
Speaker 4:Right Dry. She's just like I want this to be done with, Not to mention my previous partner. However, they never complained about the song.
Speaker 1:That's why they brought up with them.
Speaker 4:Maybe it's just her. It's fucked up the relationship, to be honest, because sex feels awkward now. The other day we were having sex with no music, but I was still thrusting to the tune playing in my head. She recognized this and asked me to stop. So it's not even a song.
Speaker 3:It's just the rhythm you created.
Speaker 1:Correct Motherfuckers fucking having sex to hit.
Speaker 3:I have to know the song. Do they say what song it is? You have to tell.
Speaker 4:We have two more sentences than you guys will finally be able to hear it. I thought the song was perfect and I always thrust along with the tune and it and feel it gives me the perfect rhythm for doing the deed to. I usually bust to this song and find it devastating. She hates the song. I'm devastating. Coco, so you can stream it to the boys. Here's the song.
Speaker 1:Oh God, what the fuck is this song? It's called Satan Panthers. See that, see that. Oh no, all right, share your screen. You to go live. You gave me like a. Do you want me to just play it from here, because this is where I came in at, because this is the part.
Speaker 4:This is the part Like a build up, and this is where the music starts.
Speaker 2:We're here.
Speaker 4:Wait for it. Oh no, no, you're fucking this song. You spaz in the fucker. Oh okay, my man, she's not, she's not.
Speaker 3:She's not, she's not, she's not, she's not, she's not, she's not, she's not.
Speaker 1:She's not. She's not. She should have told you. She should have told you two years ago, whenever it it it was a bad eye, that she didn't like it and it turned her off. But for fuck's sakes, i can't. You should know better. You should know better, my guy. You're sitting there.
Speaker 4:I find it is that she recognized this and asked me to stop.
Speaker 1:No shit, it's because how are you going to fuck to it? Not be like it'd be, like? That's what it's going to sound like. All right, it's not.
Speaker 5:It's not a consistent rhythm, okay.
Speaker 1:It's not like he's fucking just a beats per minute. He's fucking to what? that All right.
Speaker 4:That he's fucking to that, fucking to that. Please tell me Reddit kind of roasted him. Please tell me it kind of.
Speaker 1:Yeah. I was I was all I was all on this guy's side, like it yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4:How did you?
Speaker 1:know like a year ago, yeah, but apparently somebody fucked to that. Somebody fucked to that song. Yeah, no, gazzes Coco play music. Well, we're talking about it right now. We were. I was all on that guy's side until until I heard the song, and now I was. Now I'm like man, if you depict anything, anything else, i probably wouldn't care, but you're an idiot. That's his. That's his busting, busting a nut tune. I just he's a sorry piece of shit.
Speaker 3:Wonder what part of the song doesn't for him? you know?
Speaker 5:I don't know starts.
Speaker 1:He probably busts a nut fucking before the beat drops.
Speaker 3:Yes, just comes as soon as the stars. They just like I want to cuddle.
Speaker 4:But you know what? this was probably also a saving grace for the girlfriend, because I don't know if these two are still together or not. But no, we're not. He's knew that he was close if the song came on. I hate.
Speaker 2:That was first in the playlist.
Speaker 1:Fucking bro, if it would have been any other song, i would have taken your side. There's not any other song, but there's a lot of songs that I would have taken your side for.
Speaker 5:But that's not one of them.
Speaker 1:That is not fucking. The number one comment is a moment of silent for that poor woman suffering two years of this fucking two hundred and sixteen thousand likes on that comment.
Speaker 1:As a second top comment, amazing how certain songs can just get thrust into your life. Oh my god. The first twenty second, the first twenty second intro isn't even bad and it feels like it might be leading into something good. And then it hits you like a roided freight train. There's no way bro is tearing the cheeks up to two seagulls having an argument. Keep in mind, this is the song he decided to share with us. This is his most favorite track. Hear that part of the story. This is his most favorite song. This song is like when you feel like you're going to sneeze but you just can't.
Speaker 4:That's exactly the feeling to be there.
Speaker 1:This song is very useful when you're getting bored of a song you like. Just listen to this just for even a minute, and literally anything will sound better.
Speaker 4:You don't like your girlfriends music or something. Listen to that whole track. You're going to appreciate her music more.
Speaker 1:The drop hit me like a sack of wet mice. The fact that she never broke out in hysterical laughter is a testament to how strong this woman is.
Speaker 4:Oh, absolutely, she's built different.
Speaker 1:Is there any other good ones?
Speaker 3:Surprise, you didn't call 911, thinking he was having a seizure.
Speaker 1:The money I'd pay to listen to the rest of that man's playlist.
Speaker 4:I have another today. I fucked up. If you want to hear it.
Speaker 1:Let me read one more than we can go. I'd like to imagine the intro orchestra part. is it during sex? It's just his entrance music as he walks through the door in a full suit of metal armor. Okay, hit it. What's the next one?
Speaker 4:Today I fucked up by taking an Uber to a gay sauna. I have had a horrible day at work and thought I could treat myself to visiting a local gay sauna in my area, relax in the steam room, use the jacuzzi and, if it comes to that, have a fair share of fun with the other men. Blindlessly took the Uber app and just typed in the name of the sauna, as it was pouring rain outside and didn't want to have to walk there. Just about a 15 minute drive. I go out eat the driver. He starts driving and I hear the GPS screaming the name of the sauna with her automatic robot voice. The driver asks oh, what is it? To which I reply that it's just a club. I thought ambiguous enough. Then silence About five minutes in, excuse me. About five minutes in the ride. I don't know why I'm fumbling there. About five minutes in the ride, the driver suddenly asks I don't think you should be going there, mate, taking it back. I say excuse me, And he literally says it's not too late to repent for your sins and stop going to these places.
Speaker 4:It's a sin, you know, could not believe it. I have never been this embarrassed in my life. I just let out a little, yeah, and decided to stay silent. After a few more minutes he starts talking about his local church and how they welcome people from every background. He tells me about the social groups they run and how I can change things if I'm powerful enough and I've got the right support. We arrived to the destination and I noticed that instead of parking in front of the place, he parks about 300 meters from it. I just left the car without saying a single word. Of course I didn't repent and had a very nice time at the sauna, but, honestly, one uncomfortable situation.
Speaker 1:Damn Motherfucker, was trying to shove Jesus in your asshole right. Fucking. Repent that that whole time that you were saying that. I just imagine this was a modern, more modern version of the fucking Game of Thrones theme, where the fucking lady fucking what's her name, the fucking evil bitch that fucking had Joffrey as a son.
Speaker 4:Cersei.
Speaker 1:Yeah, cersei, where she fucking was like being walked through the town naked and they were going shame, shame, i just imagine. instead he's in front driving this person with a bell looking back just like shame, shame, while he's fucking taken him to the gay fucking club. Oh no, poor fucking guy.
Speaker 3:Have you listened to 87.7, our local Christian Rock station? Yeah, i'm actually the DJ Sunday nights.
Speaker 1:Have you listened to 69.5 FM?
Speaker 4:The top comment is I had an Uber driver, older Muslim, tell me that he got a penis enlargement and his wife loves it. She gets dressed up like a hoe and they rent a motel room.
Speaker 1:And I'm not stressed, can't dress up like a hoe.
Speaker 4:Literally the exact opposite of your experience.
Speaker 1:Oh, I'm gonna nickname him the ravaging rabbi.
Speaker 3:That's the driver. You get this to like 70 and a 40.
Speaker 1:You don't ask questions because you feel like it's gonna die.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you don't say Jesus person.
Speaker 4:Oh my goodness. They believe in a vomit.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, bro, that's gonna be a fucking oof. Can't say I'll ever have that experience though. Well, where do we go from here?
Speaker 4:Oh, that is a great question. I don't know And, by the way, it's not a rabbi, rabbi Jewish, i think it's called that and mom.
Speaker 1:You're you're smarter than me.
Speaker 3:I'd be grasping at straws at this point, so I keep my mouth shut, not say dumb shit.
Speaker 1:Don't be racist.
Speaker 3:I've never done that.
Speaker 1:Fucking mark.
Speaker 3:It must be Zio that's trying to make me out to be a racist, because I haven't heard. Oh, sound boards.
Speaker 2:This is through maybe.
Speaker 3:Zeno's a fucking race, it is a racist, oh my. God.
Speaker 4:That's the name of the episode. Oh God, that's part of my 299.
Speaker 1:Yeah, do you know where? do you know where that that sound board is from?
Speaker 4:I know it's from the across the spider verse.
Speaker 1:No, do you know? do you know where, which server you can get that sound from? No our slash Pokemon.
Speaker 4:Oh Jesus.
Speaker 1:I was going through the sounds during crazy's, how they evolved, opening, and he fucking like said something severely wrong or something like that. And I was like crazy, i'm a fucking murdy. And like we were going back and forth and like it got to the point where it got real awkward and I just started finding sounds and he said something and I fucking played. I played that and it was like perfect, because he said something super fucked up and I was like, yeah, i'm not going to say anything else, that's not a lot covered with my response. What is that?
Speaker 1:It's like he kept mispronouncing names and shit. The one that he couldn't get is a pin pin kurchin, i believe it is.
Speaker 4:Oh, so you're the reason he made that tick tock.
Speaker 1:Well, yeah, because he's. He got that card like 50 fucking times and every time he got it wrong. We're like we can't keep correcting you crazy.
Speaker 3:It's his dumb fucking voice.
Speaker 4:Is that British accent dude? I'm sorry I'm boring today, guys, i'm just like very.
Speaker 1:I think we are. It's because Zeno's not here being racist.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 5:Yeah, it's unfortunate. Go on.
Speaker 4:I was going to say but then again, you know we do have Ms, but this isn't racist.
Speaker 3:Mrs Too High class to like. Ms, is High really come at too close.
Speaker 4:I think he's just like lost a little bit of weight. He's like super hot.
Speaker 1:He lost weight since the last song.
Speaker 4:Sweet.
Speaker 5:I wish some pictures as girlfriend posts and I was like I'll smash that, you're gonna smash him right, oh, absolutely Yeah.
Speaker 1:Bro code. You can't, bro code, you can't smash his, his girlfriend.
Speaker 4:No, no, no, it would definitely be, Ms. I'd be smashed.
Speaker 1:Just called Ms A rope bunny Yeah he's my little rope bunny, ms. Are you a rope bunny?
Speaker 4:Hey, my brother, you know what that is as the person who gets tied up during sex.
Speaker 3:I didn't know either. I didn't know either.
Speaker 1:That's that whole night when we were trying to figure out. You guys were trying to get me the. Fucking. Do the. What is a BDSM test?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I remember that fucking grand.
Speaker 1:It was just like now. this man's never had sex before. You can't make him do this test. That's not right. He doesn't know yet. He doesn't know yet. You can't have him do this. That's not fair. He's still a pure soul.
Speaker 3:He's know what kind of fucked up shit he's into. Yeah, you gotta give him time.
Speaker 4:And now he's no longer a pure soul.
Speaker 1:I never really was a pure soul.
Speaker 3:Me. What is your search history look like.
Speaker 4:It was fucking it Bro, any shit. It has not any shit. a mile long hasn't got.
Speaker 1:It's actually gotten better, since I've gotten a fucking girlfriend.
Speaker 4:There's no sense getting a girlfriend. My like porn visits have gone down.
Speaker 1:Well, yeah, because you have a girlfriend.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Whereas I feel like when I was married, my porn visits went up.
Speaker 1:What's? because your fucking wife was never there and she's a bitch.
Speaker 4:Correct on both counts.
Speaker 1:And if you stayed with her any longer, you would have been part of this show or dead. Well, some people in that show die.
Speaker 4:True.
Speaker 1:But what I was, what I said wrong.
Speaker 4:No, what was you said, correct?
Speaker 1:Yes, it was Okay. I'm just going to push the leave button every now and then and like confuse people who are watching this that also have discord. They're gonna be like was I in discord? I don't have the other one, i only have leave. Sad. This is what it sounds like whenever we get done with a raid. Oh miss, got that one. I was confused for a quick second and then.
Speaker 2:I realized it was you.
Speaker 1:Oh shit.
Speaker 4:Oh, the among grand.
Speaker 1:Yep, what else do I got? I haven't checked how many. If there's been any news down board since our last look, they don't. Ever since they were added, they haven't like like new ones, haven't gotten really added. Now, i love you, take care, bye, bye.
Speaker 2:I hope you get a server that has some juicy ones.
Speaker 1:The biggest server I'm part of that has them is fucking Lilz. That's where like half of these come from.
Speaker 4:Oh, speaking of Edvoids, did I show you guys that weird Power Rangers Ed and Eddie art? I found No.
Speaker 1:I don't think you did. Please pull this cock up.
Speaker 4:Let me see if I can find that shit. How would you guys feel?
Speaker 3:about Ed Ed and Eddie. like EDM, like techno remix, i'd be for it, i'd be super for it.
Speaker 1:I thought you were going to say how are you going to be if Ed and Eddie does like the fucking what Teen Titans go did and I'd be like kill me.
Speaker 3:No, you had the. was it like electro, something sound? and then Rolf over it. I was like yeah, first I got, that was super lit, i liked it.
Speaker 4:Okay, I'm putting it in the group chat here.
Speaker 3:Oh, what the fuck.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I don't know why this fucking exists. Who?
Speaker 5:the fuck is that on the right?
Speaker 4:It's like their own original character.
Speaker 1:Oh, is that their owner, oc Yeah.
Speaker 4:And for whatever reason it has boobs. It was going to say It was like what's weird, i know rule 34 is if there's point of it, then it's.
Speaker 1:if it exists, then there's point of it, right? Well, there's got to be something like if it exists, there's a crossover with it, Like there's got to be a rule of the internet of like that that exists.
Speaker 3:Why, though, there should be a rule that just shouldn't happen?
Speaker 4:Well, what's weird is like I don't understand why they had to make their own original character for the yellow ranger. Like why couldn't they just let one of the canker sisters be Rita Rapulza? You should just having it be.
Speaker 1:They should have incorporated.
Speaker 4:Plank. Yeah, Plank should have been in there. He should have been Zordon. Have Johnny in. There Was like alpha or something Like there was a lot they could have done. Yeah, I truly do not understand who that's supposed to be for the yellow ranger. I feel like they just made their own character.
Speaker 1:Or they saw that episode that N Eddie, that that we've never seen.
Speaker 2:Where's the picture?
Speaker 1:He can't see it. You got to have to send it to him. Listen to him, mark. He's getting beat by Dusty. Yay, beat his ass. I put $50 on Dusty, crush him.
Speaker 4:There you go, miss Damn, she's wailing at him.
Speaker 1:She's fucking beat his ass. Oh, there goes his tooth.
Speaker 4:Oh, oh, that was blood. Oh, my God.
Speaker 1:He's got double cauliflower ear.
Speaker 4:Oh, she's doing what to his ass right now?
Speaker 3:I'm about to go down, i'm going to beat her ass.
Speaker 4:I don't know.
Speaker 3:I don't know, i just need yours, you want me to do it with that set on.
Speaker 1:She's pig, she's pigging you.
Speaker 3:Yeah, no, we were just to spend $50.
Speaker 4:With a bad dragon. Oh, murky, murky, you can't say that No.
Speaker 3:No you said you bet 50 bucks.
Speaker 1:I bet 50 bucks I'll do it with one.
Speaker 3:I'll do it with one hand.
Speaker 1:You have to fucking like. This bet was for hospitalization. I'm after beat your fucking girlfriend for $50 and put her in the hospital. You're a piece of shit, not the hospital.
Speaker 3:I'm like if she take her down real quick and just gain control and hold control, then that's it.
Speaker 4:That's the way she's looking into the camera That one's going to beat your ass.
Speaker 1:I hope she fucking actually kicks your ass now.
Speaker 3:If there's general payout, like who else is putting their money?
Speaker 4:in The fucking 50s. Yes, he has $50.
Speaker 3:I was able to get you, so I can win 100 bucks. Is what you meant to say.
Speaker 1:Do you really want to be known as a wife beater?
Speaker 4:Yeah, you want to be known as that guy, i think being a racist is good enough. You're already wearing a white tank top dude It's yellow, it definitely is yellow, it's yellow.
Speaker 1:It looks white because of the color balance in his room.
Speaker 3:Yellow.
Speaker 1:It's because he peed on it.
Speaker 3:Peed on his young child, peed all over it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it's that magic. I was very dehydrated at the time. It's the magic pee. It changed the color of the tank top. That's spoiler. He just repurposed his blanket into his tank top.
Speaker 4:He's hold on to that since childhood folks.
Speaker 3:Yep, i did, i cut it.
Speaker 1:Peed on it.
Speaker 3:Peed all over it. Basically a size like XL Bear girls would be happy with you.
Speaker 5:He likes doing stuff with you.
Speaker 3:I meant some, you know, sometimes you got to drink pee I haven't had to but I had a bug fly up my nose. Oh, AKA cocaine.
Speaker 1:Yeah, so that is.
Speaker 3:Oh my God, it was never Coco go to the bathroom, it was easy. Oh, my God.
Speaker 1:I got to. I got to put my VR stuff back up so we can do VR chat and shit.
Speaker 3:Oh, are you ready to watch in Yasha and take shots every time Coco mails in Yasha? and? or sit and just get fucking destroyed.
Speaker 1:Yeah, at least we don't have to go watch cocaine bear this time. Oh my God.
Speaker 4:And you went to like this movie theater, that gas warned you not to go to.
Speaker 1:All right. She told me that like two weeks prior and you guys can all understand how I can forget.
Speaker 4:Yes, i know, i, I understand.
Speaker 2:It's all your fault.
Speaker 1:We weren't there for the experience of the movie theater.
Speaker 3:I was just hoping for more bear, less storyline.
Speaker 1:That was the most disappointing part of that movie is the fact that the bear was a second part.
Speaker 3:Show me the bear, just out in the woods fucking destroying everything in the woods, just like mowing trees down, like like the best part of that movie.
Speaker 1:I want to see a run up on a herd of deer and be like just fucking book it across like it was doing really good there for a bit, like once it got into it, like the baby bears had the cocaine and they were fucking doing shit and fucking the mama bear was going after the ambulance and then it became like two story driven True.
Speaker 4:I felt like it was like once you focus on the humans.
Speaker 1:Once.
Speaker 4:You just want to focus on the bear having a good time.
Speaker 1:Once the bear chased the ambulance, it should have been all bear attacks. From that point on, there should have been no story All bear, all bear. What if would have been a better movie?
Speaker 3:Yep.
Speaker 4:I'm in a dinner.
Speaker 5:Now what?
Speaker 1:What do I want for dinner?
Speaker 4:I don't know. What do you want for?
Speaker 1:dinner? I have no idea.
Speaker 3:I had wings.
Speaker 1:You have wings, i had wings. Oh, you had wings, from where At?
Speaker 4:the volcano burrito because I made a comeback at Taco Bell. Now that I'm in my 30s, my stomach hates itself.
Speaker 1:Remember that one time you fucking in Myrtle Beach that Zeno couldn't go and you shat like right next to me. Well, I was.
Speaker 4:I think we have explained this story like 20 times. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1:I just had to work in a way there to to bring up the vacation, because Zeno said not to.
Speaker 4:Well, he said not to bring it up to his boss. I wasn't going to see him Right Not playing Halo with them.
Speaker 3:Yeah, not in the podcast. I think this is still free waters right here.
Speaker 4:Right, because I doubt his boss actually listens to the podcast because Zeno's too afraid to let his coworkers know about the podcast.
Speaker 1:Yeah. Zeno's a bitch. We love you, Zeno. At least you're not as racist as Murky.
Speaker 4:Notice how I said not as racist, implying he still is racist Because now we have new Lord that he wasn't here for.
Speaker 1:Yeah, right, so do we tell him or do we just have him listen to the episode? and which?
Speaker 5:we know he not going to listen to the which we know he won't listen to the episode.
Speaker 1:So do we just like? all of a sudden we just start. We just never mention it again, do we just start referring to him as racist for no reason? in the next episode He's going to be like where did this come from?
Speaker 3:Yeah, I think, that's gonna be right for an episode.
Speaker 4:He's gonna have to deal with the consequences.
Speaker 1:Oh yeah, I'm wondering what the AI is going to do with this episode. It hasn't done a great job with the titles on the last couple, Oh that ass.
Speaker 4:I know Every time I see that that thing could cause an earthquake, God, there you.
Speaker 1:It did when he stood up, the jiggle and the wiggle.
Speaker 4:I'm bored So am I Miss entertain us?
Speaker 1:Miss, miss, miss, miss Marquis.
Speaker 3:He's gone forever. Marquis, i'm watching the deer outside. right now I'm actually watching the deer.
Speaker 1:What's the deer doing? Right now it's eating, being the cutest boy Being a BS sports announcer for the deer.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah, The white tail making his way down the hill to the grasses beyond greener.
Speaker 1:Why the fucking, fucking, goddamn Joe Swanson?
Speaker 4:That was not fucking Joe Swanson. He's got to eat. It's not your man, randy Savage. He's got to eat a shit, he's got to pack on the weight, pack on the calories.
Speaker 3:He's got to take it in because he's working out. He's getting big for the winner. Yeah, he knows, falls come in. Food's going to get scarce and then it's going to get real fucking cold, brother. It's going to get cold. There's going to be no food. You just hunkered down. But what happens when you hunker down, you get strong mentally, brother. Yeah, that's when it goes down.
Speaker 4:I'm still not over that. I don't know what I'm talking about I don't know the difference between, because I don't know what Randy's fucking macho man, randy Savage because I don't know what Randy Savage sounds like.
Speaker 2:I do not know how. What Randy Savage?
Speaker 3:sounds like It's to the top. you climb the ladder, become the champion, the champion, the macho man, Randy Savage.
Speaker 4:Have you ever seen the first Spider-Man movie? Like the first one, toby Mogauline.
Speaker 1:I could have seen it, but I don't remember a damn thing about it, bonesaw.
Speaker 4:Ever watched Powerpuff Girls? I have watched them. Then you've most likely heard his voice.
Speaker 1:What character He was a villain. That doesn't help. Yeah, not one of the memorable ones Got it.
Speaker 3:Not Mojo Jojo and not the grab Not.
Speaker 2:Scissor You were snapping to a Slim Jim.
Speaker 4:What? Yeah, he was the mascot for Slim Jim for like forever. I don't remember any of that And I thought I had bad memory.
Speaker 1:Bro, my memory is awful I could watch an entire movie and not tell you anything about it.
Speaker 4:I don't think you watched that That is actually very true of Kalko.
Speaker 1:I like almost every time I watch a movie that I've seen before, if it's been like a year, it's almost like a brand new movie again to me.
Speaker 4:Here you go. So that's Macho Man. Randy Savage will start off with Hulk Hogan. Yeah, it wasn't me like Macho Man's enemy.
Speaker 3:At one point yes, they had like some real life like beef with Macho Man Randy Savage's wife at the time, if I do remember correctly, And also I'm sure like Macho Man was just that. I have no doubt in my mind that dude was just coped up like a lot Bro. They all were Yeah, everybody was, And it's just it was just one giant show behind the scenes. They like didn't like each other at all.
Speaker 1:So the deer get away.
Speaker 3:Now, now the deer is out on, he's packing on the weight, brother. Packing on the pounds, yeah, getting big, clanging the weights, banging the iron. By that I mean he's just standing on the hillside eating a bunch of grass and plants, yeah, Yeah, nice We. Well, wow, think I just ain't Yeah best moments. Let me tell you something mean Gene Oakland Macho Man will rise the top because he's the cream of the grub. He has to up the letter Bissarib.
Speaker 1:I'm going to cream in your crop.
Speaker 3:Oh, daddy, i'm going to be there in two days. This time we could, this time, in two days, we can be fucking.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we got extra beds. Dusty could be fucking gas too, if they want.
Speaker 4:She's for me, Timbers.
Speaker 1:She for me Timbers.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I was going to grab the air mattress.
Speaker 4:Oh, have you guys seen that half-assed apology by Miranda Sings Who? It's not even an apology. She kind of accuses you for talking about her situation.
Speaker 3:Who is? who is this, who is this person?
Speaker 1:What happened by backstory? Because we're stupid.
Speaker 4:All right, so let me pull up her real name here Colleen Ballinger, i think, is her name, but she's like a YouTube comedian. She's one of the people that gosh like started a lot of stuff on YouTube and YouTube comedy for women, and I think she was also one of the people that Icarly was kind of based off of. But it came to light that she had some group chats for years with some of her fans And a lot of them were minors. Well, it turns out she was kind of having unhealthy relationships with these minors. Like she talked about her sex life, she asked about their sex life. She allegedly sent a fan in Ireland some of like her used underwear or something Nice And like all these extremely toxic things that they have screenshots of. And it was another YouTuber who's like somewhat well known on YouTube. Now He's pretty young, i would say he's in like his 20s, pretty early 20s. He finally came out and he started talking about these because he was just like you know, i kept an arrest for so long because she's such a well known celebrity And she came out with this like half baked, half baked YouTube apology even though it wasn't apology, because she never apologizes for a thing in this video.
Speaker 4:So when all this stuff came to light, her like production team because she like tours and does all this other stuff, so she has, like this whole celebrity team for her, pretty much just said, yeah, don't say a thing, just let this kind of water itself out. She decided to take it upon herself and make a YouTube video. That was simply just high, with a period at the end of it, all lowercase, and she was like my team advised me not to talk, but they never said I couldn't sing and she pulls out a fucking ukulele, ukulele. I'm not joking. Let me find you the video, if it's even still up on YouTube. I'm not going to play that on this podcast.
Speaker 1:Yeah, i know, i was. It was all over the fucking celebrity with fucking goddamn 50 year old fucking lawyers coming after us.
Speaker 3:We make enough problems on our own. Yeah, we have Satan, we don't need other people's problems. For my understanding it was like I bet Satan's just railing my mom right now. It's fucked up.
Speaker 4:It was about a week ago when this video dropped. But yeah, she pulls off the ukulele. Instead of just saying, yeah, I'm sorry for my behavior, She starts going Fuck Yeah, you're all you know being toxic towards me. It's all your fault, But I'm doing this.
Speaker 3:Oh, the cheeks echo.
Speaker 1:Oh no, Sorry, I'm busy playing Satan fucking murky's mom while you're doing this.
Speaker 3:Joe, you want some fireworks for your birthday? I'll give you fucking seven days of firework.
Speaker 4:But, um, my favorite thing that did come out of the means and I'm going to drop it in the ADHD after dark chat is somebody made it into a guitar hero song. Why?
Speaker 1:couldn't she have been on the fucking submarine that got squished?
Speaker 4:Because she's not a billionaire, she's just a predator. Oh, and she even says she's like I'm not a groomer, i'm just a loser. The only thing I've ever groomed are my two Persian cats. Yeah, then why are you talking about sex with minors, underage kids under the age of 18? That's fucking disgusting.
Speaker 1:She already looks fucking creepy. She's three years older than I am, but she already looks like she's got fucking psychopath energy.
Speaker 4:Right, even when she was younger, she like gave me the creeps because I vaguely remember her. I don't remember her at all.
Speaker 1:And she's fucking a celebrity. Yes, who the fuck still knows about this person?
Speaker 4:And apparently it's come to light that she's also kind of like allegedly. allegedly she's kind of racist, She's kind of racist.
Speaker 1:I mean, that makes sense Fucking. she's probably very selective about who she was grooming.
Speaker 3:Hook her up with Zeno.
Speaker 1:That was smooth. I'll give you that one. That was real smooth.
Speaker 3:I don't have a lot of them. nights I've been drinking quite a bit, but they're here and there, I suppose.
Speaker 1:Oh my God Nice.
Speaker 3:Thank you, i'm not even going to lie. Some lady the other day just like tried to give me like the speech, but like my lip are failing and shit. I'm just like, yeah, that's, that's fine.
Speaker 1:Would you a doctor?
Speaker 3:Doubtful.
Speaker 1:Oh the fucker. Obviously your doctor is going to be like obvious. Don't drink, you, you, you.
Speaker 3:You.
Speaker 1:You, are you OK, me now probably?
Speaker 3:no, markey, i knew 100 percent.
Speaker 4:You know I allow a wind to go to hunt you through a forest. If it meant that if you survived like going from one end of the forest to the other you got a million dollars.
Speaker 1:Are we talking?
Speaker 3:about when to go from. Like that Do I die until dawn.
Speaker 4:Well, i mean, that is one version of the wind to go.
Speaker 1:Yes, I'm not fucking doing that for any, but the wind goes like Native American folklore. I'm not doing that for any amount of money. I'm white, no.
Speaker 3:What happens if I lose? and am I in the matter Perfect? Why do you have that?
Speaker 1:That's going to help. I'm I'm white, i have asthma and allergies. I'm not out running anything in the forest.
Speaker 4:All right, fair, fair. What about, ms?
Speaker 2:I would not know, markey. So Markey's answer is going to be, like oh, fucking fight it.
Speaker 1:No, i don't know.
Speaker 3:What do you fuck that The way they go, dude. No, i would. I would definitely die with my current cardiovascular health. It would just catch me and fucking tear me limb from limb and probably fuck my corpse. So no, thank you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, i'm not doing that for any amount of money, because I know I won't get it.
Speaker 3:It would do terrible things like To this, but I know it Hasn't seen anything like this for thousands of years.
Speaker 1:It's going to fucking spread those cheeks and Fucking, slurp up all the fucking. Yeah, nice, so I'm going to go Slurp up all the fucking.
Speaker 3:Yeah, nice, i cause some fucking rituals to happen and shit, and I'm not about it.
Speaker 1:Markey's going to have fucking weird demon summons come out of his ass.
Speaker 4:Doesn't mean It comes out of my ass.
Speaker 3:What's up, motherfucker?
Speaker 1:I'm pretty sure that there's an episode of I'll see your pretty face in hell where Satan popped out of somebody's asshole and was like what'd you say? Fucking creepily, popped back in. So was ridiculous. I wish they made more episodes. I'm surprised that show lasted four seasons.
Speaker 4:I am to actually.
Speaker 3:It gives me a lot of hope for, like demon slayer and chainsaw man, i didn't hear a rumor.
Speaker 4:Those are enemies, though They're I don't know how long.
Speaker 1:I don't know how we went from comparing this stupid show about I'll see your pretty face in hell to a fucking legitimately popular shows, exactly.
Speaker 3:So if pretty face in hell makes it four seasons, i think they'll. Hopefully gives me hope that they'll, like they'll finish out The enemies I want to see.
Speaker 1:Guys, remember the whitest kid? you know, i do. Yes, some of those, some of those skits were ridiculous.
Speaker 3:I'm going to grape you in the mouth.
Speaker 4:And some of those, some of those I just kind of reject here.
Speaker 1:I think this is a bit too much.
Speaker 3:You're going to create, you mean you're going to break me in the mouth. There's nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 1:We're going to come in and grape your mom and I'm going to grape your sister, i'm going to grape your dad. Well, i'll say you guys don't see the problem with this. No, no, this is fine, this is great, i love it.
Speaker 5:I like getting great.
Speaker 1:I love getting great Yeah, great me in the mouth.
Speaker 3:You don't think it sounds a little like It's a great. what the fuck? what the fuck is wrong with?
Speaker 1:you Oh mom, i can have a sandwich, i don't want was funny As well.
Speaker 3:Check it out Jokes. God damn it. Trying to make a business deal with like the company across the street, Like they hired a fucking sniper. While they're fighting, They start fucking.
Speaker 1:He's like go get that, go get that box behind the, behind the couch, fuck it. He has a box full of fucking.
Speaker 5:Mordor's.
Speaker 1:Yeah, starts fucking. He answers the phone and it's just like dropping mortars in and fucking launching him out over there.
Speaker 3:Oh, no, my favorite is he's like can he? he's like a slide me that briefcase next to you, or he just whips out a briefcase and he starts like putting together a sniper rifle. Yeah, you see, business is a really cutthroat world And if you're going to do it, you have to be willing to. You know, cut some throat. And there's a sniper on the fucking 75th floor. I don't know if he's the third or fourth window in, but it takes about three seconds for him to ping you because he's got a beat on me right now.
Speaker 1:So if you poke your head up and give me a, give me a, give me a beat on where he's at you, fucking poke.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's out of, because he's like, oh wait, this is. He's a.
Speaker 4:Oh my God you're right, fucking God, hey, hey, hey, send it, send it One of the interns you said in one of the interns was coffee.
Speaker 1:Hi boss Fucking just big hole right in his But it's not even not even as messy as it would have been if it was a real bullet that big. It's just a fucking perfect hole and a perfect.
Speaker 3:They sent a tuna can through his fucking dome. Oh yeah, i got him. Yeah, they're trying to stop.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, what's that?
Speaker 3:They'll be calling here in a second.
Speaker 1:Well, what's that?
Speaker 3:Oh, flash grenade, Yeah that shit was funny as fuck back in the day.
Speaker 4:Oh, absolutely. I remember watching that on fuse.
Speaker 1:Well, mom, can I have a sandwich? I don't know Fit about it. You know what?
Speaker 4:No, no, damn it, god damn it. Two bears.
Speaker 1:Why wasn't even there, i wasn't even there. Well, cam's a liar, that's it. I quit. I'm going back to the man. Shut the fuck up. But that was like legitimately call a duty, lobbies back in. Oh, that hundred.
Speaker 5:Fuckin.
Speaker 1:Yeah, you've had kids that acted like that or kids that just didn't say anything. I was one of the ones that really didn't say anything.
Speaker 4:I remember playing modern warfare two on the three sixties and it was like the day that a SeaWorld employee got killed by a killer whale or an orca And I just remember people were just like talking mad shit in the lobby to each other And I just came out with the oh did you guys hear about?
Speaker 4:And I brought up that in the lobby, got quiet for like three seconds And then I just heard this one dude go Did did they kill the whale or is the whale fine? I was like I think the whale's OK. And everybody was like OK, as long as the whale's fine. And then they kept talking.
Speaker 2:It's a lot of silence, a whole lot.
Speaker 4:I was like the only positive reaction I've ever had on Call of Duty.
Speaker 1:Mark, why are you starting to laugh? because of the killer?
Speaker 3:Because all I could think of was different whale fucking screen names for Call of Duty. Go on. I couldn't really come up with anything, but I bet some of them are horrible.
Speaker 1:Well, you were laughing. How could you not have come up with anything?
Speaker 3:Because I just thought it was funny, the idea of it was funny.
Speaker 1:OK, fucking all he can.
Speaker 2:He came up with some. You just can't say it's because he's racist.
Speaker 1:Go on say it, oh my. God.
Speaker 3:Whoa, I told you it's horrible. Xeno told me that joke actually before.
Speaker 4:Oh that makes sense.
Speaker 3:Kind of more Xeno's fault.
Speaker 1:That makes sense. Xeno is now the racist in Canon.
Speaker 3:You know what?
Speaker 4:In the Canon of ADHD after dark.
Speaker 3:Without the, without the biggest dick, we have made an hour and 15 minutes. That's not what's?
Speaker 1:because we don't have to worry about trying to get him to come back on topic while he's playing fucking Destiny.
Speaker 2:Or grounded.
Speaker 3:Hey, Grass Pro Shops is finished.
Speaker 1:I'm burning that place to the ground.
Speaker 3:I will fight you to the death, do it. I have access to the same file. I'll just join you. Oh dammit, you can set a password and then I won't.
Speaker 4:Yeah yeah, shit, you just reminded him he knew that.
Speaker 1:That's up with people reminding me I can do stuff today.
Speaker 4:I don't know how that thing for them to do You guys are reminding me is that I don't know. he has an ounce of coke in his back pocket. You don't know what he's going to do after that.
Speaker 1:That's where that went.
Speaker 2:Oh, there anymore.
Speaker 1:That's because I snipped it out of your ass. Hey yo, It's me. Oh fuck you, keepて out on that shit. Sometimes It's been heard talking about была to be me. Hear loners. It's Um thank you.
Speaker 4:It's something I can bet in life. I mean the martial arts깃. Well, i had a game of combat and blood. Thatapsin do so.
Speaker 1:If they, if this wasn't like a bunch of people ignoring safety regulations, like you know, if this was like the like fucking 9-11 level scale, i'm probably not gonna try to profit off of it, but this is five billionaires who basically went into a death machine that the dude bragged about how he got the parts for fucking Walmart. Uh yeah, good for you. You're dead now. The only person that I feel sad for is the fucking, the fucking son.
Speaker 2:Yeah, they didn't want to be there. It was freaking the fuck out before he got out.
Speaker 4:Yeah, he's the only one I feel sad for.
Speaker 3:He's just beating the shit out of him, his mother was supposed to go on it originally. No shit, maybe she should have. Now she's got all the money. My dumb step That's drowning in a submarine. Oh my God, miss.
Speaker 1:Did, i, did I send you that song, Miss.
Speaker 4:Yes, you did.
Speaker 1:Yeah, No, no, no no, I forgot, I forgot. Yeah, my dumb step dreads dad's drowning in a submarine. Let me see if I can find it. It's, it's not gonna be too far back. Let me see. I sent it to crazy.
Speaker 3:I don't know, there's a lot of Okay, did you? Yeah, yeah, let me copy a lot of things in some of the chats were my dumb step Dad's drowning in a submarine.
Speaker 1:Here you go. Oh God damn it, I did it again. Can't believe you do My dude. it copied. It copied the I hit copy link and it copied the link to the chat with crazy, instead of copying the fucking actual Spotify link.
Speaker 4:Somehow I don't believe you.
Speaker 2:Oh, jesus Christ blows out my ears.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Spotify does do that in discord. It does do that. Take a note of the band name too. The band name is sync 182.
Speaker 4:I love it.
Speaker 1:Oh my God. And the funny thing is is it's a fucking bop. I'm like I have to add this to my playlist as a meme song. It's like it's fucking not bad.
Speaker 3:I need this.
Speaker 1:I need this hilarious.
Speaker 4:You're funny. You're funny. I wish I'm only funny looking.
Speaker 1:Mr fucking always says that people only come to the game boat to see me. No, they come to see you.
Speaker 4:Oh, let's be honest, they come, they come in you, they come for you, but they stay for me.
Speaker 1:Yeah, my dumb step jazz drowning in a submarine, Something, something, something got all of his money, Yeah something, something, something something. Well, that's the whole song, Sync 182. Go look it up. Very good song. Oh, before we, before we head off for the day, you want to go about your rant on the podcast that you had on the podcast Twitter account.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, yeah, I got bored today So I got on our Twitter, which, by the way, i'm sorry, i took up like 20 of the 600 tweets you're allowed to see today.
Speaker 3:Oh, please, please, God Okay.
Speaker 1:Boop, boop. Oh, by the way, Miles's poll is 50%. Leave a mustache.
Speaker 3:Yeah, sweet.
Speaker 4:Okay. So it starts off with remember when you could just go on Twitter and not worry about having Al in it. It should be a limit. But a goofed of tweets to look at. Those were the day Then. It wasn't until after I tweeted it I was like fuck, i had a typo. So I just kind of went with it, made it sound like somebody else was writing the Twitter account. I was like a fuck, a typo. He's going to kill us now, not if we kill him first. Does anyone know a person who can quote unquote. Take someone out Shit. We probably shouldn't be tweeting stuff like that. On the other hand, we do normally have Satan as a regular on our show.
Speaker 4:So does it really matter? Does anything matter? Do you matter? Do I matter? Does 90s nostalgia even matter? No, 90s nostalgia does matter. It matters to me because I can't afford anything other than my memories. But the fuck you mean? Elon's now charging me $20 a month to remember fame. I'm writing my local Congress person about this and I've been blocked. I'm going to write Mr Rogers about this and complain then. Apparently, he's been dead for a very long time. Shit. Anyone know the number to the Avengers? Apparently, the Avengers don't actually exist And I should leave this Denny's before the police get called. And then it was like several hours later.
Speaker 1:I got called. Thanks, elon Bro. I was reading that I was like I legitimately I felt like I was like is Ian Zeno having an argument on the ADHD Twitter account with the ADHD Twitter account? and not switching back and forth, because I, because Zeno forgot to take out an apostrophe in the word were, and it became weird And I was like were they actually fucking like doing this? And it was a thing that I missed because I was about to hop on and start fucking posting shit until he clarified It was just me being really bored.
Speaker 3:Does anybody see what crazy posted in the food channel?
Speaker 1:Is it a stick?
Speaker 3:No, it's a god damn it. It's beans on my fuck isn't your like who the fuck wants to eat that?
Speaker 1:Don't believe. I forgot what I fucking Twitter account says Don't believe anything. This account says you're probably awesome, but this account doesn't think so Typical English I was going to say isn't that like.
Speaker 3:isn't that poor people food Go over there? But?
Speaker 1:hang on, i'm going to. I'm just going to do it on the Twitter.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Being a poll is beans on toast. Poor people food in England.
Speaker 1:I can't make it a poll if I posted image.
Speaker 4:There we go. I posted the image, so now you can reply to it, or whatever.
Speaker 1:Oh, you were very quick with that, then Hang on.
Speaker 2:I don't even see any bacon in those beans.
Speaker 4:It's just Heinz, beans dude. Dude those are not even that's not even toad.
Speaker 3:That has like a baby bitch ass. Amount of like toasting on the house.
Speaker 1:There's a tweet button. I have to get rid of the, the, the image. That's gross, crazy.
Speaker 3:Crazy if you're still here. Yeah, dude, that does not look appetizing, would it?
Speaker 1:be our beans on toast, or would it be? is beans on toast?
Speaker 3:Crazy beans on toast.
Speaker 1:I'm asking if it should be, is there are?
Speaker 2:them.
Speaker 4:Are those the questions? Sorry, i was not paying. Is it our beans on toast, or is?
Speaker 1:beans on toast. If your subject is the subject is beans on toast, which is singular.
Speaker 3:It's like a question Are you in a poll asking?
Speaker 1:I'm asking a poll. It's a question. It's a question Is beans on toast poor people food in Britain?
Speaker 4:I would say it would be is because we're talking about a dish with just singular.
Speaker 1:That's what I thought. That's what I thought because it's is beans on toast with, with. If you put it around quotes, it's a singular thing. We'll leave that. Live for many beans, but one dish.
Speaker 3:OK, I'm with that. OK, this is the new worst episode of ADHD after absolutely not.
Speaker 1:I'm sorry We can't beat the fucking outlast one. It was bad.
Speaker 4:It was it was tough.
Speaker 1:We can end this one now, because we've we've gone long enough. Do we want to end it? I?
Speaker 3:mean, if you show me your winner don't say that. Do it.
Speaker 1:All right, well, goodbye, i'm not showing my winner but I do that to the podcast Here. Take an apple Perfect Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah gesture.