ADHD After Dark
ADHD After Dark is the unfiltered podcast where a group of hilarious dudes with ADHD gather to talk about anything and everything that comes to mind. Brace yourself for an explicit and comedic rollercoaster ride, as we dive into the depths of randomness, pushing the boundaries of humor and edginess.
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ADHD After Dark
S2 E11: Ever been spanked by Satan?
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Ever been spanked by Satan? How about playing Halo during the Ukraine conflict? Or contemplating the concept of eternity in a hellish casino? Well, get set for a wild ride as we discuss those and a whole lot more in this episode. Brace yourself for the hilarity that ensues as we delve into my epic 4th of July sunburn saga and ponder the amusing assertion that we're all a smidgen gay.
Ever wonder about the strange behaviors of cats or the ludicrous death of a cartoon dog in 'Scary Movie?' Get ready for some gut-busting laughter as we share our experiences with our furry friends, including the mysterious 'Bagool.' And if that's not enough to tickle your funny bone, join us as we debate the appropriateness of music during intimate moments and recount an awkward Uber ride to a gay sauna.
We wrap up the episode with a foray into professional wrestling, examining the sometimes-toxic relationships between these larger-than-life characters. We'll also look at a controversial YouTube apology video by Colleen Ballinger (aka Miranda Sings) and the resulting meme. From pondering the potential of using Plank as Zordon to discussing the absurdity of the yellow ranger's original character in Halo, we've got plenty of laughs in store. To top it all off, we tackle the burning question on everyone's lips - is beans on toast considered poor people food in Britain? So, grab a cup of joe, sit back, and join us for this episode filled with hilarity, controversy, and a dash of randomness.
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Speaker 1Now we're live now. Well, we're not live we're recording and Zeno's not here cuz he's a loser. Fuck you, zeno, you'll probably use that, though I'm like hall the fuck plays Halo. I Don't know who does Be. do you play Halo?
Speaker 4Not anymore, No not anymore.
Speaker 1What was the last good Halo game?
Speaker 4breach, breach.
Speaker 1Yeah, by the time I got it, i, by the time I got an Xbox, that was not a game being played anymore. Never had an Xbox growing up.
Speaker 4Who? who is that works on it now 343?.
Speaker 1Weren't they the ones that start no bungee, started it and then 343 bungee started it for three now works on it.
Speaker 4Correct and don't give a wrong 343. They can make a fun game for a couple of months, but It doesn't really last long. Like I've noticed, their lobbies will die almost instantly.
Speaker 1Kind of like Call of Duty does now kind of yeah.
Speaker 2They try to make the newest one like games as a service, but then they like contracted out all the like post launch stuff to some like developer in Russia, and then you know the whole thing with Ukraine happens.
Speaker 1So that's unfortunate. It was very unfortunate. They probably got their code back and it was written in Russia. It was written in Russia, not Russian.
Speaker 3Wow.
Speaker 1I'm a piece of shit. I I Burt the hell out of myself over the weekend.
Speaker 5We're not even over the weekend.
Speaker 1It was over Tuesday. It was over Tuesday Fucking 4th of July. I just put sunscreen on. I Became fucking. Well done, coco. I.
Speaker 3Did look a little red. It's more than.
Speaker 4Looked like I Go on my fumbling. It looked like I could just stare at your chest, and just me staring would be enough pain.
Speaker 1Yeah, yeah, i would read yeah. That night sucked. I don't think I got a single ounce of sleep that night. I had to sleep with like three shirts on to like prevent any sort of like rub Against it, so like, if I would like move, like the outer layers of the shirts would take the friction, so that my skin wouldn't take the friction, if you know what I mean. I.
Speaker 3Feel like three shirts would be worse.
Speaker 1No, it was better than it was better than straight on the fucking fabric.
Speaker 3I'd rather just lay on like some like soft sheets and just let the sheets be any kind of. Are you moving violently? I would be trying to move slow until I fell asleep.
Speaker 1No, like if I fall asleep I move just everywhere, and then I would wake up and my arm would be fucking on fire.
Speaker 3Okay, I gotcha.
Speaker 1Yeah, that would suck now It's just all itchy. Now it's peeling it hasn't hit the peel part yet It's. it's pre peel, itch I.
Speaker 3I also was part of Monday night, but it wasn't so much on all of my skin you branched weiner, got it one, yeah, yeah, my dick, and by dick I mean my bottom lip. I.
Speaker 1Fuck what you do with your bottom lip.
Speaker 3I was pretty drunk Monday night going in, you know, going into fourth of July's, didn't have to work and I dropped a cigarette while I was smoking out the balcony and I grabbed it and And when I grabbed it I didn't realize I grabbed it backwards And then I proceeded to basically put my cigarette out. You want my bottom lip? Yeah, there's like it was the last, obviously, like Monday night into Tuesday and Tuesday through Wednesday. It was pretty. That was better this morning. But Last two days suck, especially like on your bottom lip, like it's always. You're always feeling it and like. So I was like licking it a lot, basically like pushing my tongue against it because it was fucking just felt annoying. But then today I've just been putting a bunch of the birds bees The good old chap stick on we're not sponsored by the way, we're not birds, bees, what's up?
Speaker 1They don't want to try, they don't want to try drunk and leave.
Speaker 3Fucking burn the shit out of myself.
Speaker 1Fucking murky's over there eating chap stick.
Speaker 3No, I was eating cigarettes from the flaming in first.
Speaker 1And then I needed just trying to feel your mother, whose birthday happened to be on the fourth.
Speaker 3Now I have birthday moderate, fucking couple days ago.
Speaker 5She says happy birthday back.
Speaker 3Early. But yeah, do they have a sense of time down there? Satan, like, does my mom know? it's like only July.
Speaker 5No no it's just, it's just eternity getting it early.
Speaker 4Yeah, right, right, i know where there's no windows or clocks.
Speaker 5Yeah, but you can use your cell phone. I mean, you can call for help, but it'll never come. It's part of the torture.
Speaker 3Do you guys have casinos?
Speaker 5Absolutely, it's all do yeah hookers and blow and blackjack and hookers, and You know The big, the big one that, like people, really love to play, is the, the craps cable.
Speaker 4Oh yeah.
Speaker 5Yeah, they just love them craps, especially because I make them play with their crap.
Speaker 4Oh, they're probably with their own feces.
Speaker 3Shaped poop Yes, I like that with Markings.
Speaker 5I got a go spank murky's mom some more.
Speaker 4Okay, fuck.
Speaker 1Do you want to be spanked instead, murky?
Speaker 3Yes, yes, he does. No, i don't think so.
Speaker 1You don't think, you, you know, you don't want.
Speaker 3Man I mean is who's spanking me?
Speaker 1Satan.
Speaker 3I mean, i take a few just to see how it feels. You gonna, you gotta try everything, at least ones right.
Speaker 1Yeah, everybody's a little bit gay I.
Speaker 3Mean that's like the you know king of hell the king of hell.
Speaker 1It's the lord of hell and king. What's up, guys? Hello? I guess Hello it's what?
Speaker 3uh, oh, so let's welcome. Uh, let's welcome on for the first time, miss is Hi miss.
Speaker 4Oh, miss will be replacing.
Speaker 1Xeno today. Yeah, miss is replacing Xeno because Xeno wants to play Halo instead of be here with his friends. No, no, xeno can make his own podcast with his, with his dick. Yeah, yeah, it's true.
Speaker 3Yeah, he could have his you need a cumulative dick size.
Speaker 1He could definitely have his own how volumetric do you think his dick is?
Speaker 4It's gotta be either very, very quiet or super loud.
Speaker 1Yeah, I Got two different answers from that. Guys. Gave me the one that I wanted. She said eight square feet and you went with decibels.
Speaker 4I thought we were talking about just like voice value for like a podcast.
Speaker 1My mind went yeah, well, boy, it is his. Probably fucking revs like a v8, maybe a v16. I don't know. Well, there's, there's a cat on murky screen.
Speaker 4No. Man at a time when there isn't a cat on murky screen.
Speaker 1There's a lot of times where there's not a cat on murky screen. They're not really chilling behind them.
Speaker 3For the most part They are I once it now 30% of the time.
Speaker 1I'll take 30% of the time. They're 50% on the bed.
Speaker 3Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1So I will actually.
Speaker 3King is on the bed technically right now. He's just on Some clothes.
Speaker 1What's the weirdest way that your cats have woken you up?
Speaker 4being bitten on the dick.
Speaker 1All right story time.
Speaker 4Mean was just a little tiny baby, and this was before. Like I decided to keep her, and It was in the middle of the night and, like I was in Texas at the time, it's fucking hot down there, so I just slept naked. That makes sense. And I just woke up one night with just You've sharp pain shooting for the dick. Of course, like I shot up, and there's me underneath the blankets, like trailing after my balls as I'm trying to leave the bed. Well damn.
Speaker 1I feel like we should have had years go last. Hi, what were you? what were you gonna say, murky?
Strange and Funny Cat Movie Stories
Speaker 3mine. So me and daddy Dusty had just Been dating at the time and we watched. I believe it's sinister and The like demon in this movie is called Bagool.
Speaker 4Yeah, yeah, i know, yes, so.
Speaker 3At this time and also little was just a little baby kitten like Dusty saved him from in the middle of the winter, from in between, like some trailer sighting. But we just finished this movie and I'm laying in bed and one of my feet, one of my Fuck and my right foot, was hanging off the bed And I'm thinking about the cool like I see his Little jumps up from the floor and latches his Front and rear paws around my foot and like kind of like bites on my big toe and I just go it was that weird?
Speaker 1like half asleep.
Speaker 3Like where you're, like you're still thinking, but you like this Half a second you feel your safe self, like fading off. And if that exact second I saw Bagool and then I saw a fucking.
Speaker 1Man mind's not anywhere near that interesting. I haven't had my cat long enough to have an interesting moment like that, Oh yeah. I woke up. I woke up, i was in like that lucid state that you were as well murky, like I was in the middle of I don't know what I was like you were.
Speaker 3You were falling, but I was just like. I was just like.
Speaker 1What the fuck is, what the fuck's going on. I was like couldn't tell if I was in the middle of a dream or something and like, as I started slowly gaining consciousness, i realized what was going on. My fucking cat was fucking making biscuits on top of my fucking ball sack for like For like five minutes before I fucking realized what was going on, i Woke up and I was, like god damn it, rivet. You know how hard it is for me to fall asleep. Get off of my balls the.
Speaker 3I Have another one where little oh. So when he was young I had my arm up and he came up and he started Needing and making biscuits in my armpit. So he was suckling my armpit hair Biscuits like right outside of it.
Speaker 1He was just trying to make a nest inside of your pit.
Speaker 3It felt so weird.
Speaker 2It'd have been worse.
Speaker 3He's the boy.
Speaker 2I Wanted to stick out to me was I was dead asleep and I don't know if you guys have gotten to that point where you just You could just picture the cat throwing up. Yes, you just break out of a dead sleep because it starts retching and that's what Jasper was doing on the bed No, my chest. Oh, Right on my chest Oh oh, I wake up out of a dead sleep. I scoop him up and like no, no, no no no, five.
Speaker 2Five feet away for me Is the entrance to the bathroom, which is hardwood.
Speaker 1Oh, I fucking throw like a football pick him up and I eat him into the bathroom. I don't know. I'd, quite honestly, rather be woken up with a cat bite my dick than it throwing up on my chest. Which would you prefer, e Dick biting or throwing up on chest?
Speaker 4throwing up on chest or Begooling you could be be guled you know I'm a horror freak, so I'd probably go with the beguel, i think I like it literally felt like a hand with like long nails.
Speaker 3Great, because it was like claws on four corners And it was not cool bet your cat never did that again. No, it should have had an allegiance card because it would have racked up some frequent flyer miles Launched into the air fucking 1000 frequent flyer miles.
Speaker 1Did Dusty wake up when you did that I?
Speaker 3think she was still awake.
Speaker 1Yes, Oh, she was still awake and just watched her cat get fucking launched.
Speaker 3Yeah, just like up on to me like I didn't hit the wall or anything, but just like launched up, like towards me basically that would have been a funnier story, because people would hate you if you should Launch the cat at the wall. No, i do not condone animal violence, and if you abuse animals and you want to fucking get some smoke, come get this smoke.
Speaker 1Has ever see scary movie or like one of them Yeah, i can't remember which one this was, but do you remember like at the beginning of one of them There was like a dog that got killed in the movie by like a safe falling on it And like it came off the safe like a pancake, like it was just fucking flat, like it definitely was super fake and like it was like fucking it died, like the cartoon Got run over by a steamroller death, except it didn't inflate again after the fucking, the crushing. That's the one thing that sticks out for me from scary movie. I don't know why I just remembered it, but I'm bringing it up.
Speaker 4Looking it up, apparently that was a haunted house too.
Speaker 3Oh, was it okay? Okay, i was one. I'm like I saw, like I think the first.
Speaker 1I might have gotten. I'm gonna go, i might have gotten them confused.
Speaker 4Let's be honest, like haunted house was made by God. What's his name? It's one of the brothers That started scary movie.
Speaker 1I remember the whole plot of that movie was like the black person was like why you gotta make me go first, like at the end of the way, and the way ins brothers, and at the end, And at the end of the movie it was just the black guy left and he was like, oh hell, no, i ain't going back in there. And then like somehow he's back in there for no reason, he just goes. Ah, fuck I.
Speaker 3Remember a shorty getting rolled up like a joint by the giant, like monster marijuana plant.
Speaker 1Yeah, I thought it was a scary movie because it had the similar humor, but I guess it's hot at house.
Speaker 4Made by the same people, essentially those movies are fucking stupid.
Speaker 1So is fucking goddamn Nick Cage movie Willy's Wonderland.
Speaker 4Oh, i saw that one with my X when it like first came out. It was so fucking stupid me, oh Man a little made of the drinking game.
Speaker 1And we were, we were pretty, pretty fucked up. Like one of the rules was like Whenever a Nick Cage moment happens, you drink. And then the rule was like don't worry, you'll know.
Speaker 4Oh, like the whole movie. You're just shrugging the whole movie.
Speaker 1It's like, well, i'm pretty sure that's a Nick Cage moment, when he just fucking every time he took a break We were like, yeah, that's an that's that's a drink percent.
Speaker 4That's a Nick Cage moment and I love how he's not drinking beer. It's like it says on the can like grape soda. It's like yeah fucking soda.
Speaker 1I'm pretty sure it's okay. It was like a purple can. If I remember correct, it was yeah, which is why I say grape soda. It probably wasn't, but it is now.
Speaker 3You guys ever watch the first ghost writer with Nick Cage? yes it is great, do you think like as a kid it was good and now, like if you ever watch it, now you're like this movie is fucking a ass cheeks.
Speaker 2That's like post superhero movies from like before the Marvel.
Speaker 1So do you watch it. It's kind of like ass murky.
Speaker 3Yeah, yeah.
Awkward Sex Playlist Discovery
Speaker 1I never watched it, so I feel like if I watch it now, i'm just going to be disappointed.
Speaker 3They just oh, who's the guy? who's the guy with the wicked mustache who does like sounds like he should do every Ford commercial ever made.
Speaker 4Oh, the tombstone.
Speaker 3I'm telling you Yeah, but he's the. He's the grave keeper and ghostwriter Sam Elliott. Sam Elliott.
Speaker 2Sam Elliott.
Speaker 3He's like oh, here, let me break my gravekeeper shovel and give you this contract that no one has ever been able to find, the contract of son begonza. Oh fuck, why are you biting me, dude?
Speaker 1Because he heard stories about biting on Dick. He's going to bite your dick, murky.
Speaker 3Little is ghostwriter dude. He's like don't fucking, don't speak of me.
Speaker 1What if his hair just catches on fire right now and he rides away on a motorcycle?
Speaker 3But ghostwriter kiddie, that'd be awesome.
Speaker 1You better fucking record that and post it on.
Speaker 3I feel like you would have to be like a main coon, though like a really big cat. He's not fucking 35 pounds, i mean fucking asshole.
Speaker 1Yeah, but it would be way better seeing a tiny ass fucking cat be like fucking ghostwriter. He's trying to fucking lick your arm.
Speaker 2Every time you put him down. he's like his tongue's like, but My little kid.
Speaker 1He's doing good. He's running around on the first two floors right now.
Speaker 3Oh dry, Oh my God, Is he going to die by drowning?
Speaker 1No, why.
Speaker 3No, i'm just asking, it was an extra eye.
Speaker 1Well, I'm pretty sure that dry died from many things. I don't think drowning was the primary cause of death.
Speaker 3He did, did his body end up at the bottom of a fucking leg His body did, and he was at the bottom of the lake Was he still alive in certain water columns going down to the bottom. I don't know.
Speaker 1I'm pretty sure he didn't have any blood left at him.
Speaker 3Well, you know he was still bleeding and just there's just a bunch of spikes out of him, but he was still writing books in his head. So he was still alive. He had still some great function.
Speaker 1OK. Well, if he was still above the water, I'm pretty sure the exact same thing would have played out.
Speaker 3Nope, they would just stabbed him into the little islands, or whatever they were saying on.
Speaker 1He was already stabbed.
Speaker 3Stabbed him more.
Speaker 1They didn't need to stab him more.
Speaker 3They would have.
Speaker 1I'm going to stab you in the dick.
Speaker 3Hell yeah, like this weekend Like, yeah, like Eurythra, toothpick stabbing.
Speaker 1Yeah, world record? No, what's the world record for number of toothpicks and a man's Eurythra again, markey.
Speaker 3The rumor was 32, but no one has been able to confirm this yet, so I think it's a load of shit.
Speaker 4I'm just not putting that in my browser history.
Speaker 1Fine I will.
Speaker 3Yeah, still unconfirmed. Yeah, still unconfirmed.
Speaker 1Penis toothpicks. I got something from Etsy.
Speaker 4Persounding.
Speaker 3Yeah, no, it was all just like. Toothpicks for sale is the only thing I can.
Speaker 1Raccoon peanut bone.
Speaker 3Hey, yo Or I also got like the straws that are shaped, like dicks.
Speaker 1Yeah, i don't see anything coming up.
Speaker 4You guys want to hear a story that got super popular on Reddit a couple months back? Sure, let's go, because I'm curious what your boys' reaction is going to be, especially when you hear the thing that's included in the story.
Speaker 4Ok, so the post is. One or two of you might have heard this. Today I fucked up by 24 female girlfriend of two years told me the music that I, 25 male, play during sex is weird in a major turnoff. Do you guys play music when you having sex? No, no, i don't either. I had like in the past. I have, but no, i don't. I don't.
Speaker 3I don't, i don't, i don't, i don't, i don't, i don't, i don't, i don't, i don't, but parties and whatever Right.
Speaker 1You fucking blasting Stacy's mom while he's reeling Stacy? Oh no, no, he's out of his story.
Speaker 4I feel like Miss is the kind of guy that listened to Kenny G. Well, you're fucking repression at love.
Speaker 1G God, we don't know what they're here. I feel like that music you should talk to. I continue with the story.
Speaker 4OK, a little backstory. This is. I'm reading word for word the story. now A little backstory. When I first started having sex, i researched into ways to be better, as I was a little stiff and pretty much had no idea what I was doing. I read online that you can play music and match the rhythm in order to put on a better performance. I searched love making songs and started slowly creating a playlist in which I was?
Speaker 1please tell me. some of those were chef from South Park singing Isaac Hayes.
Speaker 3Yeah, only, if only.
Speaker 4I feel like if you got to make a love playing like playlist, kenny G's got to be on there, isaac Hayes Trying to think of like those, like sweet, passionate, like give, give them the love and they deserve.
Speaker 3A little Marvin Gaye on there, dude, yeah, a little Marvin Gaye. If you want a little new age, maybe put on some Tray songs.
Speaker 1I get the feeling that he did not put any of these songs on his playlist.
Speaker 4Possibly not Continuing on. There are a few songs to my playlist. However, there is one song in particular, which actually happens to be my favorite, that my girlfriend hates and says turns her off in a major way. I don't understand why it has taken her two years to tell me she hates that song.
Speaker 1I mean, she should have told him as soon as she didn't like it, right?
Speaker 4No, it should have been just like. Hey, can we not play that song again? I'm not a fan of it. What was?
Speaker 3the song It's got to be, it's got to make my pussy dry.
Speaker 4I will make you guys listen to a little bit of it so we're not like copyright stricken or anything towards the end. God, now I got to find my stopping place to do It's a good love song or it's hard. It's a good love making song with good rhythm. Make that in mind A good love making song with good rhythm, and I want you guys to try to find the rhythm when we listen to this thing. Oh no, i feel. The way I fucked up is I could have possibly asked her previously if she likes the playlist or any song she liked to add or change. But to leave it for two years, thinking our sex life is great but in her eyes has just ruined, has been ruined by my music, and left the whole situation feeling awkward and I'm a bit annoyed. I pretty much play this tune every single time, so the amount of times she must have not been enjoying it. What I thought? the complete opposite is annoying, but I, but also embarrassing in ways Bro would play that song.
Speaker 1Bro would play that song. It was like damn, she must be really into this, This pussy grabbing my dick. It was actually just dry.
Speaker 4Right Dry. She's just like I want this to be done with, Not to mention my previous partner. However, they never complained about the song.
Speaker 1That's why they brought up with them.
Speaker 4Maybe it's just her. It's fucked up the relationship, to be honest, because sex feels awkward now. The other day we were having sex with no music, but I was still thrusting to the tune playing in my head. She recognized this and asked me to stop. So it's not even a song.
Speaker 3It's just the rhythm you created.
Speaker 1Correct Motherfuckers fucking having sex to hit.
Speaker 3I have to know the song. Do they say what song it is? You have to tell.
Speaker 4We have two more sentences than you guys will finally be able to hear it. I thought the song was perfect and I always thrust along with the tune and it and feel it gives me the perfect rhythm for doing the deed to. I usually bust to this song and find it devastating. She hates the song. I'm devastating. Coco, so you can stream it to the boys. Here's the song.
Speaker 1Oh God, what the fuck is this song? It's called Satan Panthers. See that, see that. Oh no, all right, share your screen. You to go live. You gave me like a. Do you want me to just play it from here, because this is where I came in at, because this is the part.
Speaker 4This is the part Like a build up, and this is where the music starts.
Speaker 2We're here.
Speaker 4Wait for it. Oh no, no, you're fucking this song. You spaz in the fucker. Oh okay, my man, she's not, she's not.
Speaker 3She's not, she's not, she's not, she's not, she's not, she's not, she's not.
Speaker 1She's not. She's not. She should have told you. She should have told you two years ago, whenever it it it was a bad eye, that she didn't like it and it turned her off. But for fuck's sakes, i can't. You should know better. You should know better, my guy. You're sitting there.
Speaker 4I find it is that she recognized this and asked me to stop.
Speaker 1No shit, it's because how are you going to fuck to it? Not be like it'd be, like? That's what it's going to sound like. All right, it's not.
Speaker 5It's not a consistent rhythm, okay.
Speaker 1It's not like he's fucking just a beats per minute. He's fucking to what? that All right.
Speaker 4That he's fucking to that, fucking to that. Please tell me Reddit kind of roasted him. Please tell me it kind of.
Speaker 1Yeah. I was I was all I was all on this guy's side, like it yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4How did you?
Speaker 1know like a year ago, yeah, but apparently somebody fucked to that. Somebody fucked to that song. Yeah, no, gazzes Coco play music. Well, we're talking about it right now. We were. I was all on that guy's side until until I heard the song, and now I was. Now I'm like man, if you depict anything, anything else, i probably wouldn't care, but you're an idiot. That's his. That's his busting, busting a nut tune. I just he's a sorry piece of shit.
Speaker 3Wonder what part of the song doesn't for him? you know?
Speaker 5I don't know starts.
Speaker 1He probably busts a nut fucking before the beat drops.
Speaker 3Yes, just comes as soon as the stars. They just like I want to cuddle.
Speaker 4But you know what? this was probably also a saving grace for the girlfriend, because I don't know if these two are still together or not. But no, we're not. He's knew that he was close if the song came on. I hate.
Speaker 2That was first in the playlist.
Speaker 1Fucking bro, if it would have been any other song, i would have taken your side. There's not any other song, but there's a lot of songs that I would have taken your side for.
Speaker 5But that's not one of them.
Speaker 1That is not fucking. The number one comment is a moment of silent for that poor woman suffering two years of this fucking two hundred and sixteen thousand likes on that comment.
Awkward Uber Ride to Gay Sauna
Speaker 1As a second top comment, amazing how certain songs can just get thrust into your life. Oh my god. The first twenty second, the first twenty second intro isn't even bad and it feels like it might be leading into something good. And then it hits you like a roided freight train. There's no way bro is tearing the cheeks up to two seagulls having an argument. Keep in mind, this is the song he decided to share with us. This is his most favorite track. Hear that part of the story. This is his most favorite song. This song is like when you feel like you're going to sneeze but you just can't.
Speaker 4That's exactly the feeling to be there.
Speaker 1This song is very useful when you're getting bored of a song you like. Just listen to this just for even a minute, and literally anything will sound better.
Speaker 4You don't like your girlfriends music or something. Listen to that whole track. You're going to appreciate her music more.
Speaker 1The drop hit me like a sack of wet mice. The fact that she never broke out in hysterical laughter is a testament to how strong this woman is.
Speaker 4Oh, absolutely, she's built different.
Speaker 1Is there any other good ones?
Speaker 3Surprise, you didn't call 911, thinking he was having a seizure.
Speaker 1The money I'd pay to listen to the rest of that man's playlist.
Speaker 4I have another today. I fucked up. If you want to hear it.
Speaker 1Let me read one more than we can go. I'd like to imagine the intro orchestra part. is it during sex? It's just his entrance music as he walks through the door in a full suit of metal armor. Okay, hit it. What's the next one?
Speaker 4Today I fucked up by taking an Uber to a gay sauna. I have had a horrible day at work and thought I could treat myself to visiting a local gay sauna in my area, relax in the steam room, use the jacuzzi and, if it comes to that, have a fair share of fun with the other men. Blindlessly took the Uber app and just typed in the name of the sauna, as it was pouring rain outside and didn't want to have to walk there. Just about a 15 minute drive. I go out eat the driver. He starts driving and I hear the GPS screaming the name of the sauna with her automatic robot voice. The driver asks oh, what is it? To which I reply that it's just a club. I thought ambiguous enough. Then silence About five minutes in, excuse me. About five minutes in the ride. I don't know why I'm fumbling there. About five minutes in the ride, the driver suddenly asks I don't think you should be going there, mate, taking it back. I say excuse me, And he literally says it's not too late to repent for your sins and stop going to these places.
Speaker 4It's a sin, you know, could not believe it. I have never been this embarrassed in my life. I just let out a little, yeah, and decided to stay silent. After a few more minutes he starts talking about his local church and how they welcome people from every background. He tells me about the social groups they run and how I can change things if I'm powerful enough and I've got the right support. We arrived to the destination and I noticed that instead of parking in front of the place, he parks about 300 meters from it. I just left the car without saying a single word. Of course I didn't repent and had a very nice time at the sauna, but, honestly, one uncomfortable situation.
Speaker 1Damn Motherfucker, was trying to shove Jesus in your asshole right. Fucking. Repent that that whole time that you were saying that. I just imagine this was a modern, more modern version of the fucking Game of Thrones theme, where the fucking lady fucking what's her name, the fucking evil bitch that fucking had Joffrey as a son.
Speaker 4Cersei.
Speaker 1Yeah, cersei, where she fucking was like being walked through the town naked and they were going shame, shame, i just imagine. instead he's in front driving this person with a bell looking back just like shame, shame, while he's fucking taken him to the gay fucking club. Oh no, poor fucking guy.
Speaker 3Have you listened to 87.7, our local Christian Rock station? Yeah, i'm actually the DJ Sunday nights.
Speaker 1Have you listened to 69.5 FM?
Speaker 4The top comment is I had an Uber driver, older Muslim, tell me that he got a penis enlargement and his wife loves it. She gets dressed up like a hoe and they rent a motel room.
Speaker 1And I'm not stressed, can't dress up like a hoe.
Speaker 4Literally the exact opposite of your experience.
Speaker 1Oh, I'm gonna nickname him the ravaging rabbi.
Speaker 3That's the driver. You get this to like 70 and a 40.
Speaker 1You don't ask questions because you feel like it's gonna die.
Speaker 3Yeah, you don't say Jesus person.
Speaker 4Oh my goodness. They believe in a vomit.
Speaker 1Oh my God, bro, that's gonna be a fucking oof. Can't say I'll ever have that experience though. Well, where do we go from here?
Speaker 4Oh, that is a great question. I don't know And, by the way, it's not a rabbi, rabbi Jewish, i think it's called that and mom.
Speaker 1You're you're smarter than me.
Speaker 3I'd be grasping at straws at this point, so I keep my mouth shut, not say dumb shit.
Speaker 1Don't be racist.
Speaker 3I've never done that.
Speaker 1Fucking mark.
Speaker 3It must be Zio that's trying to make me out to be a racist, because I haven't heard. Oh, sound boards.
Speaker 2This is through maybe.
Speaker 3Zeno's a fucking race, it is a racist, oh my. God.
Speaker 4That's the name of the episode. Oh God, that's part of my 299.
Speaker 1Yeah, do you know where? do you know where that that sound board is from?
Speaker 4I know it's from the across the spider verse.
Speaker 1No, do you know? do you know where, which server you can get that sound from? No our slash Pokemon.
Speaker 4Oh Jesus.
Speaker 1I was going through the sounds during crazy's, how they evolved, opening, and he fucking like said something severely wrong or something like that. And I was like crazy, i'm a fucking murdy. And like we were going back and forth and like it got to the point where it got real awkward and I just started finding sounds and he said something and I fucking played. I played that and it was like perfect, because he said something super fucked up and I was like, yeah, i'm not going to say anything else, that's not a lot covered with my response. What is that?
Speaker 1It's like he kept mispronouncing names and shit. The one that he couldn't get is a pin pin kurchin, i believe it is.
Speaker 4Oh, so you're the reason he made that tick tock.
Speaker 1Well, yeah, because he's. He got that card like 50 fucking times and every time he got it wrong. We're like we can't keep correcting you crazy.
Speaker 3It's his dumb fucking voice.
Speaker 4Is that British accent dude? I'm sorry I'm boring today, guys, i'm just like very.
Speaker 1I think we are. It's because Zeno's not here being racist.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 5Yeah, it's unfortunate. Go on.
Speaker 4I was going to say but then again, you know we do have Ms, but this isn't racist.
Speaker 3Mrs Too High class to like. Ms, is High really come at too close.
Speaker 4I think he's just like lost a little bit of weight. He's like super hot.
Speaker 1He lost weight since the last song.
Speaker 4Sweet.
Speaker 5I wish some pictures as girlfriend posts and I was like I'll smash that, you're gonna smash him right, oh, absolutely Yeah.
Speaker 1Bro code. You can't, bro code, you can't smash his, his girlfriend.
Speaker 4No, no, no, it would definitely be, Ms. I'd be smashed.
Speaker 1Just called Ms A rope bunny Yeah he's my little rope bunny, ms. Are you a rope bunny?
Speaker 4Hey, my brother, you know what that is as the person who gets tied up during sex.
Speaker 3I didn't know either. I didn't know either.
Speaker 1That's that whole night when we were trying to figure out. You guys were trying to get me the. Fucking. Do the. What is a BDSM test?
Speaker 2Yeah, I remember that fucking grand.
Speaker 1It was just like now. this man's never had sex before. You can't make him do this test. That's not right. He doesn't know yet. He doesn't know yet. You can't have him do this. That's not fair. He's still a pure soul.
Speaker 3He's know what kind of fucked up shit he's into. Yeah, you gotta give him time.
Speaker 4And now he's no longer a pure soul.
Speaker 1I never really was a pure soul.
Speaker 3Me. What is your search history look like.
Speaker 4It was fucking it Bro, any shit. It has not any shit. a mile long hasn't got.
Speaker 1It's actually gotten better, since I've gotten a fucking girlfriend.
Speaker 4There's no sense getting a girlfriend. My like porn visits have gone down.
Speaker 1Well, yeah, because you have a girlfriend.
Speaker 2Yeah.
Speaker 4Whereas I feel like when I was married, my porn visits went up.
Speaker 1What's? because your fucking wife was never there and she's a bitch.
Speaker 4Correct on both counts.
Speaker 1And if you stayed with her any longer, you would have been part of this show or dead. Well, some people in that show die.
Speaker 4True.
Speaker 1But what I was, what I said wrong.
Speaker 4No, what was you said, correct?
Speaker 1Yes, it was Okay. I'm just going to push the leave button every now and then and like confuse people who are watching this that also have discord. They're gonna be like was I in discord? I don't have the other one, i only have leave. Sad. This is what it sounds like whenever we get done with a raid. Oh miss, got that one. I was confused for a quick second and then.
Speaker 2I realized it was you.
Speaker 1Oh shit.
Speaker 4Oh, the among grand.
Speaker 1Yep, what else do I got? I haven't checked how many. If there's been any news down board since our last look, they don't. Ever since they were added, they haven't like like new ones, haven't gotten really added. Now, i love you, take care, bye, bye.
Speaker 2I hope you get a server that has some juicy ones.
Speaker 1The biggest server I'm part of that has them is fucking Lilz. That's where like half of these come from.
Speaker 4Oh, speaking of Edvoids, did I show you guys that weird Power Rangers Ed and Eddie art? I found No.
Speaker 1I don't think you did. Please pull this cock up.
Speaker 4Let me see if I can find that shit. How would you guys feel?
Speaker 3about Ed Ed and Eddie. like EDM, like techno remix, i'd be for it, i'd be super for it.
Speaker 1I thought you were going to say how are you going to be if Ed and Eddie does like the fucking what Teen Titans go did and I'd be like kill me.
Speaker 3No, you had the. was it like electro, something sound? and then Rolf over it. I was like yeah, first I got, that was super lit, i liked it.
Speaker 4Okay, I'm putting it in the group chat here.
Random Conversations and Tangents
Speaker 3Oh, what the fuck.
Speaker 4Yeah, I don't know why this fucking exists. Who?
Speaker 5the fuck is that on the right?
Speaker 4It's like their own original character.
Speaker 1Oh, is that their owner, oc Yeah.
Speaker 4And for whatever reason it has boobs. It was going to say It was like what's weird, i know rule 34 is if there's point of it, then it's.
Speaker 1if it exists, then there's point of it, right? Well, there's got to be something like if it exists, there's a crossover with it, Like there's got to be a rule of the internet of like that that exists.
Speaker 3Why, though, there should be a rule that just shouldn't happen?
Speaker 4Well, what's weird is like I don't understand why they had to make their own original character for the yellow ranger. Like why couldn't they just let one of the canker sisters be Rita Rapulza? You should just having it be.
Speaker 1They should have incorporated.
Speaker 4Plank. Yeah, Plank should have been in there. He should have been Zordon. Have Johnny in. There Was like alpha or something Like there was a lot they could have done. Yeah, I truly do not understand who that's supposed to be for the yellow ranger. I feel like they just made their own character.
Speaker 1Or they saw that episode that N Eddie, that that we've never seen.
Speaker 2Where's the picture?
Speaker 1He can't see it. You got to have to send it to him. Listen to him, mark. He's getting beat by Dusty. Yay, beat his ass. I put $50 on Dusty, crush him.
Speaker 4There you go, miss Damn, she's wailing at him.
Speaker 1She's fucking beat his ass. Oh, there goes his tooth.
Speaker 4Oh, oh, that was blood. Oh, my God.
Speaker 1He's got double cauliflower ear.
Speaker 4Oh, she's doing what to his ass right now?
Speaker 3I'm about to go down, i'm going to beat her ass.
Speaker 4I don't know.
Speaker 3I don't know, i just need yours, you want me to do it with that set on.
Speaker 1She's pig, she's pigging you.
Speaker 3Yeah, no, we were just to spend $50.
Speaker 4With a bad dragon. Oh, murky, murky, you can't say that No.
Speaker 3No you said you bet 50 bucks.
Speaker 1I bet 50 bucks I'll do it with one.
Speaker 3I'll do it with one hand.
Speaker 1You have to fucking like. This bet was for hospitalization. I'm after beat your fucking girlfriend for $50 and put her in the hospital. You're a piece of shit, not the hospital.
Speaker 3I'm like if she take her down real quick and just gain control and hold control, then that's it.
Speaker 4That's the way she's looking into the camera That one's going to beat your ass.
Speaker 1I hope she fucking actually kicks your ass now.
Speaker 3If there's general payout, like who else is putting their money?
Speaker 4in The fucking 50s. Yes, he has $50.
Speaker 3I was able to get you, so I can win 100 bucks. Is what you meant to say.
Speaker 1Do you really want to be known as a wife beater?
Speaker 4Yeah, you want to be known as that guy, i think being a racist is good enough. You're already wearing a white tank top dude It's yellow, it definitely is yellow, it's yellow.
Speaker 1It looks white because of the color balance in his room.
Speaker 3Yellow.
Speaker 1It's because he peed on it.
Speaker 3Peed on his young child, peed all over it.
Speaker 1Yeah, it's that magic. I was very dehydrated at the time. It's the magic pee. It changed the color of the tank top. That's spoiler. He just repurposed his blanket into his tank top.
Speaker 4He's hold on to that since childhood folks.
Speaker 3Yep, i did, i cut it.
Speaker 1Peed on it.
Speaker 3Peed all over it. Basically a size like XL Bear girls would be happy with you.
Speaker 5He likes doing stuff with you.
Speaker 3I meant some, you know, sometimes you got to drink pee I haven't had to but I had a bug fly up my nose. Oh, AKA cocaine.
Speaker 1Yeah, so that is.
Speaker 3Oh my God, it was never Coco go to the bathroom, it was easy. Oh, my God.
Speaker 1I got to. I got to put my VR stuff back up so we can do VR chat and shit.
Speaker 3Oh, are you ready to watch in Yasha and take shots every time Coco mails in Yasha? and? or sit and just get fucking destroyed.
Speaker 1Yeah, at least we don't have to go watch cocaine bear this time. Oh my God.
Speaker 4And you went to like this movie theater, that gas warned you not to go to.
Speaker 1All right. She told me that like two weeks prior and you guys can all understand how I can forget.
Speaker 4Yes, i know, i, I understand.
Speaker 2It's all your fault.
Speaker 1We weren't there for the experience of the movie theater.
Speaker 3I was just hoping for more bear, less storyline.
Speaker 1That was the most disappointing part of that movie is the fact that the bear was a second part.
Speaker 3Show me the bear, just out in the woods fucking destroying everything in the woods, just like mowing trees down, like like the best part of that movie.
Speaker 1I want to see a run up on a herd of deer and be like just fucking book it across like it was doing really good there for a bit, like once it got into it, like the baby bears had the cocaine and they were fucking doing shit and fucking the mama bear was going after the ambulance and then it became like two story driven True.
Speaker 4I felt like it was like once you focus on the humans.
Speaker 1Once.
Speaker 4You just want to focus on the bear having a good time.
Speaker 1Once the bear chased the ambulance, it should have been all bear attacks. From that point on, there should have been no story All bear, all bear. What if would have been a better movie?
Speaker 3Yep.
Speaker 4I'm in a dinner.
Speaker 5Now what?
Speaker 1What do I want for dinner?
Speaker 4I don't know. What do you want for?
Speaker 1dinner? I have no idea.
Speaker 3I had wings.
Speaker 1You have wings, i had wings. Oh, you had wings, from where At?
Speaker 4the volcano burrito because I made a comeback at Taco Bell. Now that I'm in my 30s, my stomach hates itself.
Speaker 1Remember that one time you fucking in Myrtle Beach that Zeno couldn't go and you shat like right next to me. Well, I was.
Speaker 4I think we have explained this story like 20 times. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1I just had to work in a way there to to bring up the vacation, because Zeno said not to.
Speaker 4Well, he said not to bring it up to his boss. I wasn't going to see him Right Not playing Halo with them.
Speaker 3Yeah, not in the podcast. I think this is still free waters right here.
Speaker 4Right, because I doubt his boss actually listens to the podcast because Zeno's too afraid to let his coworkers know about the podcast.
Speaker 1Yeah. Zeno's a bitch. We love you, Zeno. At least you're not as racist as Murky.
Speaker 4Notice how I said not as racist, implying he still is racist Because now we have new Lord that he wasn't here for.
Speaker 1Yeah, right, so do we tell him or do we just have him listen to the episode? and which?
Speaker 5we know he not going to listen to the which we know he won't listen to the episode.
Speaker 1So do we just like? all of a sudden we just start. We just never mention it again, do we just start referring to him as racist for no reason? in the next episode He's going to be like where did this come from?
Speaker 3Yeah, I think, that's gonna be right for an episode.
Speaker 4He's gonna have to deal with the consequences.
Speaker 1Oh yeah, I'm wondering what the AI is going to do with this episode. It hasn't done a great job with the titles on the last couple, Oh that ass.
Speaker 4I know Every time I see that that thing could cause an earthquake, God, there you.
Speaker 1It did when he stood up, the jiggle and the wiggle.
Speaker 4I'm bored So am I Miss entertain us?
Speaker 1Miss, miss, miss, miss Marquis.
Speaker 3He's gone forever. Marquis, i'm watching the deer outside. right now I'm actually watching the deer.
Speaker 1What's the deer doing? Right now it's eating, being the cutest boy Being a BS sports announcer for the deer.
Speaker 3Oh yeah, The white tail making his way down the hill to the grasses beyond greener.
Speaker 1Why the fucking, fucking, goddamn Joe Swanson?
Speaker 4That was not fucking Joe Swanson. He's got to eat. It's not your man, randy Savage. He's got to eat a shit, he's got to pack on the weight, pack on the calories.
Speaker 3He's got to take it in because he's working out. He's getting big for the winner. Yeah, he knows, falls come in. Food's going to get scarce and then it's going to get real fucking cold, brother. It's going to get cold. There's going to be no food. You just hunkered down. But what happens when you hunker down, you get strong mentally, brother. Yeah, that's when it goes down.
Speaker 4I'm still not over that. I don't know what I'm talking about I don't know the difference between, because I don't know what Randy's fucking macho man, randy Savage because I don't know what Randy Savage sounds like.
Speaker 2I do not know how. What Randy Savage?
Speaker 3sounds like It's to the top. you climb the ladder, become the champion, the champion, the macho man, Randy Savage.
Speaker 4Have you ever seen the first Spider-Man movie? Like the first one, toby Mogauline.
Speaker 1I could have seen it, but I don't remember a damn thing about it, bonesaw.
Speaker 4Ever watched Powerpuff Girls? I have watched them. Then you've most likely heard his voice.
YouTube Predator and Creepy Apology
Speaker 1What character He was a villain. That doesn't help. Yeah, not one of the memorable ones Got it.
Speaker 3Not Mojo Jojo and not the grab Not.
Speaker 2Scissor You were snapping to a Slim Jim.
Speaker 4What? Yeah, he was the mascot for Slim Jim for like forever. I don't remember any of that And I thought I had bad memory.
Speaker 1Bro, my memory is awful I could watch an entire movie and not tell you anything about it.
Speaker 4I don't think you watched that That is actually very true of Kalko.
Speaker 1I like almost every time I watch a movie that I've seen before, if it's been like a year, it's almost like a brand new movie again to me.
Speaker 4Here you go. So that's Macho Man. Randy Savage will start off with Hulk Hogan. Yeah, it wasn't me like Macho Man's enemy.
Speaker 3At one point yes, they had like some real life like beef with Macho Man Randy Savage's wife at the time, if I do remember correctly, And also I'm sure like Macho Man was just that. I have no doubt in my mind that dude was just coped up like a lot Bro. They all were Yeah, everybody was, And it's just it was just one giant show behind the scenes. They like didn't like each other at all.
Speaker 1So the deer get away.
Speaker 3Now, now the deer is out on, he's packing on the weight, brother. Packing on the pounds, yeah, getting big, clanging the weights, banging the iron. By that I mean he's just standing on the hillside eating a bunch of grass and plants, yeah, Yeah, nice We. Well, wow, think I just ain't Yeah best moments. Let me tell you something mean Gene Oakland Macho Man will rise the top because he's the cream of the grub. He has to up the letter Bissarib.
Speaker 1I'm going to cream in your crop.
Speaker 3Oh, daddy, i'm going to be there in two days. This time we could, this time, in two days, we can be fucking.
Speaker 1Yeah, we got extra beds. Dusty could be fucking gas too, if they want.
Speaker 4She's for me, Timbers.
Speaker 1She for me Timbers.
Speaker 3Yeah, I was going to grab the air mattress.
Speaker 4Oh, have you guys seen that half-assed apology by Miranda Sings Who? It's not even an apology. She kind of accuses you for talking about her situation.
Speaker 3Who is? who is this, who is this person?
Speaker 1What happened by backstory? Because we're stupid.
Speaker 4All right, so let me pull up her real name here Colleen Ballinger, i think, is her name, but she's like a YouTube comedian. She's one of the people that gosh like started a lot of stuff on YouTube and YouTube comedy for women, and I think she was also one of the people that Icarly was kind of based off of. But it came to light that she had some group chats for years with some of her fans And a lot of them were minors. Well, it turns out she was kind of having unhealthy relationships with these minors. Like she talked about her sex life, she asked about their sex life. She allegedly sent a fan in Ireland some of like her used underwear or something Nice And like all these extremely toxic things that they have screenshots of. And it was another YouTuber who's like somewhat well known on YouTube. Now He's pretty young, i would say he's in like his 20s, pretty early 20s. He finally came out and he started talking about these because he was just like you know, i kept an arrest for so long because she's such a well known celebrity And she came out with this like half baked, half baked YouTube apology even though it wasn't apology, because she never apologizes for a thing in this video.
Speaker 4So when all this stuff came to light, her like production team because she like tours and does all this other stuff, so she has, like this whole celebrity team for her, pretty much just said, yeah, don't say a thing, just let this kind of water itself out. She decided to take it upon herself and make a YouTube video. That was simply just high, with a period at the end of it, all lowercase, and she was like my team advised me not to talk, but they never said I couldn't sing and she pulls out a fucking ukulele, ukulele. I'm not joking. Let me find you the video, if it's even still up on YouTube. I'm not going to play that on this podcast.
Speaker 1Yeah, i know, i was. It was all over the fucking celebrity with fucking goddamn 50 year old fucking lawyers coming after us.
Speaker 3We make enough problems on our own. Yeah, we have Satan, we don't need other people's problems. For my understanding it was like I bet Satan's just railing my mom right now. It's fucked up.
Speaker 4It was about a week ago when this video dropped. But yeah, she pulls off the ukulele. Instead of just saying, yeah, I'm sorry for my behavior, She starts going Fuck Yeah, you're all you know being toxic towards me. It's all your fault, But I'm doing this.
Speaker 3Oh, the cheeks echo.
Speaker 1Oh no, Sorry, I'm busy playing Satan fucking murky's mom while you're doing this.
Speaker 3Joe, you want some fireworks for your birthday? I'll give you fucking seven days of firework.
Speaker 4But, um, my favorite thing that did come out of the means and I'm going to drop it in the ADHD after dark chat is somebody made it into a guitar hero song. Why?
Speaker 1couldn't she have been on the fucking submarine that got squished?
Speaker 4Because she's not a billionaire, she's just a predator. Oh, and she even says she's like I'm not a groomer, i'm just a loser. The only thing I've ever groomed are my two Persian cats. Yeah, then why are you talking about sex with minors, underage kids under the age of 18? That's fucking disgusting.
Speaker 1She already looks fucking creepy. She's three years older than I am, but she already looks like she's got fucking psychopath energy.
Speaker 4Right, even when she was younger, she like gave me the creeps because I vaguely remember her. I don't remember her at all.
Speaker 1And she's fucking a celebrity. Yes, who the fuck still knows about this person?
Speaker 4And apparently it's come to light that she's also kind of like allegedly. allegedly she's kind of racist, She's kind of racist.
Speaker 1I mean, that makes sense Fucking. she's probably very selective about who she was grooming.
Speaker 3Hook her up with Zeno.
Speaker 1That was smooth. I'll give you that one. That was real smooth.
Speaker 3I don't have a lot of them. nights I've been drinking quite a bit, but they're here and there, I suppose.
Speaker 1Oh my God Nice.
Speaker 3Thank you, i'm not even going to lie. Some lady the other day just like tried to give me like the speech, but like my lip are failing and shit. I'm just like, yeah, that's, that's fine.
Speaker 1Would you a doctor?
Speaker 3Doubtful.
Speaker 1Oh the fucker. Obviously your doctor is going to be like obvious. Don't drink, you, you, you.
Speaker 3You.
Speaker 1You, are you OK, me now probably?
Speaker 3no, markey, i knew 100 percent.
Speaker 4You know I allow a wind to go to hunt you through a forest. If it meant that if you survived like going from one end of the forest to the other you got a million dollars.
Speaker 1Are we talking?
Speaker 3about when to go from. Like that Do I die until dawn.
Speaker 4Well, i mean, that is one version of the wind to go.
Speaker 1Yes, I'm not fucking doing that for any, but the wind goes like Native American folklore. I'm not doing that for any amount of money. I'm white, no.
Speaker 3What happens if I lose? and am I in the matter Perfect? Why do you have that?
Speaker 1That's going to help. I'm I'm white, i have asthma and allergies. I'm not out running anything in the forest.
Speaker 4All right, fair, fair. What about, ms?
Speaker 2I would not know, markey. So Markey's answer is going to be, like oh, fucking fight it.
Speaker 1No, i don't know.
Speaker 3What do you fuck that The way they go, dude. No, i would. I would definitely die with my current cardiovascular health. It would just catch me and fucking tear me limb from limb and probably fuck my corpse. So no, thank you.
Speaker 1Yeah, i'm not doing that for any amount of money, because I know I won't get it.
Speaker 3It would do terrible things like To this, but I know it Hasn't seen anything like this for thousands of years.
Speaker 1It's going to fucking spread those cheeks and Fucking, slurp up all the fucking. Yeah, nice, so I'm going to go Slurp up all the fucking.
Speaker 3Yeah, nice, i cause some fucking rituals to happen and shit, and I'm not about it.
Speaker 1Markey's going to have fucking weird demon summons come out of his ass.
Speaker 4Doesn't mean It comes out of my ass.
Speaker 3What's up, motherfucker?
Speaker 1I'm pretty sure that there's an episode of I'll see your pretty face in hell where Satan popped out of somebody's asshole and was like what'd you say? Fucking creepily, popped back in. So was ridiculous. I wish they made more episodes. I'm surprised that show lasted four seasons.
Speaker 4I am to actually.
Speaker 3It gives me a lot of hope for, like demon slayer and chainsaw man, i didn't hear a rumor.
Speaker 4Those are enemies, though They're I don't know how long.
Speaker 1I don't know how we went from comparing this stupid show about I'll see your pretty face in hell to a fucking legitimately popular shows, exactly.
Whitest Kid Skits and Inappropriate Humor
Speaker 3So if pretty face in hell makes it four seasons, i think they'll. Hopefully gives me hope that they'll, like they'll finish out The enemies I want to see.
Speaker 1Guys, remember the whitest kid? you know, i do. Yes, some of those, some of those skits were ridiculous.
Speaker 3I'm going to grape you in the mouth.
Speaker 4And some of those, some of those I just kind of reject here.
Speaker 1I think this is a bit too much.
Speaker 3You're going to create, you mean you're going to break me in the mouth. There's nothing wrong with that.
Speaker 1We're going to come in and grape your mom and I'm going to grape your sister, i'm going to grape your dad. Well, i'll say you guys don't see the problem with this. No, no, this is fine, this is great, i love it.
Speaker 5I like getting great.
Speaker 1I love getting great Yeah, great me in the mouth.
Speaker 3You don't think it sounds a little like It's a great. what the fuck? what the fuck is wrong with?
Speaker 1you Oh mom, i can have a sandwich, i don't want was funny As well.
Speaker 3Check it out Jokes. God damn it. Trying to make a business deal with like the company across the street, Like they hired a fucking sniper. While they're fighting, They start fucking.
Speaker 1He's like go get that, go get that box behind the, behind the couch, fuck it. He has a box full of fucking.
Speaker 5Mordor's.
Speaker 1Yeah, starts fucking. He answers the phone and it's just like dropping mortars in and fucking launching him out over there.
Speaker 3Oh, no, my favorite is he's like can he? he's like a slide me that briefcase next to you, or he just whips out a briefcase and he starts like putting together a sniper rifle. Yeah, you see, business is a really cutthroat world And if you're going to do it, you have to be willing to. You know, cut some throat. And there's a sniper on the fucking 75th floor. I don't know if he's the third or fourth window in, but it takes about three seconds for him to ping you because he's got a beat on me right now.
Speaker 1So if you poke your head up and give me a, give me a, give me a beat on where he's at you, fucking poke.
Speaker 3Yeah, it's out of, because he's like, oh wait, this is. He's a.
Speaker 4Oh my God you're right, fucking God, hey, hey, hey, send it, send it One of the interns you said in one of the interns was coffee.
Speaker 1Hi boss Fucking just big hole right in his But it's not even not even as messy as it would have been if it was a real bullet that big. It's just a fucking perfect hole and a perfect.
Speaker 3They sent a tuna can through his fucking dome. Oh yeah, i got him. Yeah, they're trying to stop.
Speaker 1Oh my God, what's that?
Speaker 3They'll be calling here in a second.
Speaker 1Well, what's that?
Speaker 3Oh, flash grenade, Yeah that shit was funny as fuck back in the day.
Speaker 4Oh, absolutely. I remember watching that on fuse.
Speaker 1Well, mom, can I have a sandwich? I don't know Fit about it. You know what?
Speaker 4No, no, damn it, god damn it. Two bears.
Speaker 1Why wasn't even there, i wasn't even there. Well, cam's a liar, that's it. I quit. I'm going back to the man. Shut the fuck up. But that was like legitimately call a duty, lobbies back in. Oh, that hundred.
Speaker 5Fuckin.
Speaker 1Yeah, you've had kids that acted like that or kids that just didn't say anything. I was one of the ones that really didn't say anything.
Speaker 4I remember playing modern warfare two on the three sixties and it was like the day that a SeaWorld employee got killed by a killer whale or an orca And I just remember people were just like talking mad shit in the lobby to each other And I just came out with the oh did you guys hear about?
Speaker 4And I brought up that in the lobby, got quiet for like three seconds And then I just heard this one dude go Did did they kill the whale or is the whale fine? I was like I think the whale's OK. And everybody was like OK, as long as the whale's fine. And then they kept talking.
Speaker 2It's a lot of silence, a whole lot.
Speaker 4I was like the only positive reaction I've ever had on Call of Duty.
Speaker 1Mark, why are you starting to laugh? because of the killer?
Speaker 3Because all I could think of was different whale fucking screen names for Call of Duty. Go on. I couldn't really come up with anything, but I bet some of them are horrible.
Speaker 1Well, you were laughing. How could you not have come up with anything?
Speaker 3Because I just thought it was funny, the idea of it was funny.
Speaker 1OK, fucking all he can.
Speaker 2He came up with some. You just can't say it's because he's racist.
Speaker 1Go on say it, oh my. God.
Speaker 3Whoa, I told you it's horrible. Xeno told me that joke actually before.
Speaker 4Oh that makes sense.
Speaker 3Kind of more Xeno's fault.
Speaker 1That makes sense. Xeno is now the racist in Canon.
Speaker 3You know what?
Speaker 4In the Canon of ADHD after dark.
Speaker 3Without the, without the biggest dick, we have made an hour and 15 minutes. That's not what's?
Speaker 1because we don't have to worry about trying to get him to come back on topic while he's playing fucking Destiny.
Speaker 2Or grounded.
Speaker 3Hey, Grass Pro Shops is finished.
Speaker 1I'm burning that place to the ground.
Speaker 3I will fight you to the death, do it. I have access to the same file. I'll just join you. Oh dammit, you can set a password and then I won't.
Speaker 4Yeah yeah, shit, you just reminded him he knew that.
Speaker 1That's up with people reminding me I can do stuff today.
Speaker 4I don't know how that thing for them to do You guys are reminding me is that I don't know. he has an ounce of coke in his back pocket. You don't know what he's going to do after that.
Speaker 1That's where that went.
Speaker 2Oh, there anymore.
Speaker 1That's because I snipped it out of your ass. Hey yo, It's me. Oh fuck you, keepて out on that shit. Sometimes It's been heard talking about была to be me. Hear loners. It's Um thank you.
Speaker 4It's something I can bet in life. I mean the martial arts깃. Well, i had a game of combat and blood. Thatapsin do so.
Speaker 1If they, if this wasn't like a bunch of people ignoring safety regulations, like you know, if this was like the like fucking 9-11 level scale, i'm probably not gonna try to profit off of it, but this is five billionaires who basically went into a death machine that the dude bragged about how he got the parts for fucking Walmart. Uh yeah, good for you. You're dead now. The only person that I feel sad for is the fucking, the fucking son.
Speaker 2Yeah, they didn't want to be there. It was freaking the fuck out before he got out.
Speaker 4Yeah, he's the only one I feel sad for.
Speaker 3He's just beating the shit out of him, his mother was supposed to go on it originally. No shit, maybe she should have. Now she's got all the money. My dumb step That's drowning in a submarine. Oh my God, miss.
Speaker 1Did, i, did I send you that song, Miss.
Speaker 4Yes, you did.
Speaker 1Yeah, No, no, no no, I forgot, I forgot. Yeah, my dumb step dreads dad's drowning in a submarine. Let me see if I can find it. It's, it's not gonna be too far back. Let me see. I sent it to crazy.
Speaker 3I don't know, there's a lot of Okay, did you? Yeah, yeah, let me copy a lot of things in some of the chats were my dumb step Dad's drowning in a submarine.
Speaker 1Here you go. Oh God damn it, I did it again. Can't believe you do My dude. it copied. It copied the I hit copy link and it copied the link to the chat with crazy, instead of copying the fucking actual Spotify link.
Speaker 4Somehow I don't believe you.
Speaker 2Oh, jesus Christ blows out my ears.
Speaker 1Yeah, Spotify does do that in discord. It does do that. Take a note of the band name too. The band name is sync 182.
Speaker 4I love it.
Speaker 1Oh my God. And the funny thing is is it's a fucking bop. I'm like I have to add this to my playlist as a meme song. It's like it's fucking not bad.
Speaker 3I need this.
Speaker 1I need this hilarious.
Speaker 4You're funny. You're funny. I wish I'm only funny looking.
Speaker 1Mr fucking always says that people only come to the game boat to see me. No, they come to see you.
Speaker 4Oh, let's be honest, they come, they come in you, they come for you, but they stay for me.
Speaker 1Yeah, my dumb step jazz drowning in a submarine, Something, something, something got all of his money, Yeah something, something, something something. Well, that's the whole song, Sync 182. Go look it up. Very good song. Oh, before we, before we head off for the day, you want to go about your rant on the podcast that you had on the podcast Twitter account.
Speaker 4Oh yeah, yeah, I got bored today So I got on our Twitter, which, by the way, i'm sorry, i took up like 20 of the 600 tweets you're allowed to see today.
Speaker 3Oh, please, please, God Okay.
Speaker 1Boop, boop. Oh, by the way, Miles's poll is 50%. Leave a mustache.
Speaker 3Yeah, sweet.
Twitter Conversations and Random Musings
Speaker 4Okay. So it starts off with remember when you could just go on Twitter and not worry about having Al in it. It should be a limit. But a goofed of tweets to look at. Those were the day Then. It wasn't until after I tweeted it I was like fuck, i had a typo. So I just kind of went with it, made it sound like somebody else was writing the Twitter account. I was like a fuck, a typo. He's going to kill us now, not if we kill him first. Does anyone know a person who can quote unquote. Take someone out Shit. We probably shouldn't be tweeting stuff like that. On the other hand, we do normally have Satan as a regular on our show.
Speaker 4So does it really matter? Does anything matter? Do you matter? Do I matter? Does 90s nostalgia even matter? No, 90s nostalgia does matter. It matters to me because I can't afford anything other than my memories. But the fuck you mean? Elon's now charging me $20 a month to remember fame. I'm writing my local Congress person about this and I've been blocked. I'm going to write Mr Rogers about this and complain then. Apparently, he's been dead for a very long time. Shit. Anyone know the number to the Avengers? Apparently, the Avengers don't actually exist And I should leave this Denny's before the police get called. And then it was like several hours later.
Speaker 1I got called. Thanks, elon Bro. I was reading that I was like I legitimately I felt like I was like is Ian Zeno having an argument on the ADHD Twitter account with the ADHD Twitter account? and not switching back and forth, because I, because Zeno forgot to take out an apostrophe in the word were, and it became weird And I was like were they actually fucking like doing this? And it was a thing that I missed because I was about to hop on and start fucking posting shit until he clarified It was just me being really bored.
Speaker 3Does anybody see what crazy posted in the food channel?
Speaker 1Is it a stick?
Speaker 3No, it's a god damn it. It's beans on my fuck isn't your like who the fuck wants to eat that?
Speaker 1Don't believe. I forgot what I fucking Twitter account says Don't believe anything. This account says you're probably awesome, but this account doesn't think so Typical English I was going to say isn't that like.
Speaker 3isn't that poor people food Go over there? But?
Speaker 1hang on, i'm going to. I'm just going to do it on the Twitter.
Speaker 4Yeah.
Speaker 3Being a poll is beans on toast. Poor people food in England.
Speaker 1I can't make it a poll if I posted image.
Speaker 4There we go. I posted the image, so now you can reply to it, or whatever.
Speaker 1Oh, you were very quick with that, then Hang on.
Speaker 2I don't even see any bacon in those beans.
Speaker 4It's just Heinz, beans dude. Dude those are not even that's not even toad.
Speaker 3That has like a baby bitch ass. Amount of like toasting on the house.
Speaker 1There's a tweet button. I have to get rid of the, the, the image. That's gross, crazy.
Speaker 3Crazy if you're still here. Yeah, dude, that does not look appetizing, would it?
Speaker 1be our beans on toast, or would it be? is beans on toast?
Speaker 3Crazy beans on toast.
Speaker 1I'm asking if it should be, is there are?
Speaker 2them.
Speaker 4Are those the questions? Sorry, i was not paying. Is it our beans on toast, or is?
Beans on Toast
Speaker 1beans on toast. If your subject is the subject is beans on toast, which is singular.
Speaker 3It's like a question Are you in a poll asking?
Speaker 1I'm asking a poll. It's a question. It's a question Is beans on toast poor people food in Britain?
Speaker 4I would say it would be is because we're talking about a dish with just singular.
Speaker 1That's what I thought. That's what I thought because it's is beans on toast with, with. If you put it around quotes, it's a singular thing. We'll leave that. Live for many beans, but one dish.
Speaker 3OK, I'm with that. OK, this is the new worst episode of ADHD after absolutely not.
Speaker 1I'm sorry We can't beat the fucking outlast one. It was bad.
Speaker 4It was it was tough.
Speaker 1We can end this one now, because we've we've gone long enough. Do we want to end it? I?
Speaker 3mean, if you show me your winner don't say that. Do it.
Speaker 1All right, well, goodbye, i'm not showing my winner but I do that to the podcast Here. Take an apple Perfect Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah gesture.
