Ever wondered how to land an airplane with just the guidance of air control? Well, we sure did, and the answers may surprise you. Strap in for an episode laden with laughter, playful roasts, and wild memories. Our very own Markey finds himself in the hot seat as we pick on his 'racist' tendencies and probe his history with malfunctioning microphones. And the fun doesn't stop there as we welcome our guest, Farah, to the circus - delving into comical tales from our Discord server experiences and introducing Mattman's 'balls' to the conversation.
We dial up the nostalgia as we revisit our childhood years in our segment - Sibling Rivalry and Childhood Memories. Expect a bellyful of laughter as we relive Markey's ingenious wrestling tactics employed to retrieve stolen meals from his thieving brother. We also engage in a spirited debate over the size of Mattman and the timeless question - Totino's pizza, yay or nay? From outrageous Tinder finds to the enigma of landing an airplane, we've got an episode that will keep you chuckling and guessing. So, grab your earbuds, and buckle up for a rollercoaster ride of hilarity and chaos.
Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd
Ever wondered how to land an airplane with just the guidance of air control? Well, we sure did, and the answers may surprise you. Strap in for an episode laden with laughter, playful roasts, and wild memories. Our very own Markey finds himself in the hot seat as we pick on his 'racist' tendencies and probe his history with malfunctioning microphones. And the fun doesn't stop there as we welcome our guest, Farah, to the circus - delving into comical tales from our Discord server experiences and introducing Mattman's 'balls' to the conversation.
We dial up the nostalgia as we revisit our childhood years in our segment - Sibling Rivalry and Childhood Memories. Expect a bellyful of laughter as we relive Markey's ingenious wrestling tactics employed to retrieve stolen meals from his thieving brother. We also engage in a spirited debate over the size of Mattman and the timeless question - Totino's pizza, yay or nay? From outrageous Tinder finds to the enigma of landing an airplane, we've got an episode that will keep you chuckling and guessing. So, grab your earbuds, and buckle up for a rollercoaster ride of hilarity and chaos.
Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd
Welcome to ADHD After Dark. I'm Codercoco, I'm ZenoStream38.
Speaker 2:I mean interact And Markey's a racist.
Speaker 4:Yeah, Markey is an extreme racist, 100% a racist. Whoa Right at the beginning baby At least. he did an ASMR, though.
Speaker 2:He did. We love you, Markey.
Speaker 4:Even though you're a racist.
Speaker 2:His microphone's broken, His face just went, Oh fuck.
Speaker 4:I mean he's probably because of all the racist stuff he's spewing into it I will not be used. Oh, Markey, you gotta work it again.
Speaker 2:I think that's just him connecting the mic, maybe his mic's just racist.
Speaker 3:Maybe that's where the racism comes from.
Speaker 4:And that's why he's so surprised every time we call him out on it.
Speaker 2:Oh my god, I think Farah wants in. Oh Wait, Should we go to my Discord? Hang on, let me tell him to join Mattman's Discord. I mean we can go over to your Discord.
Speaker 3:Let's go to my Discord. It's easier that way.
Speaker 2:Everybody switch. Okay, goodbye. Now he's Coco's fetish. Hey, look at that, we're here. Farah Farthah.
Speaker 3:We've been waiting for like three minutes.
Speaker 2:We were actually recording in Mattman's server And then you said bring me in bitch. So I was like I forgot. I said bring me in slut. Oh yeah, you said slut.
Speaker 4:True, we need fashion. We never have a plan of what Discord we're going to be in either. Correct, how do you like my balls behind me?
Speaker 3:Mattman's, my balls. They're nice balls, i mean they're average.
Speaker 4:How would you rate them? I think he just said average.
Speaker 3:Are you not fucking listening? I mean out of ten, like a six, like they're clean. They're not really so we don't think that much debris on them.
Speaker 2:So Zeno found half of our mascot for Wheelchair's for the Blind. Yes, why don't you tell us about that, zeno?
Speaker 4:Yeah, she was. Well, i was scrolling through the old Tinder today, right, right, right.
Speaker 5:Tinder, tinder, tinder. He's not stupid, he's not murky.
Speaker 4:Yeah, murky's on grinder.
Speaker 2:Murky's so mad he can't say anything right now.
Speaker 4:What do you mean?
Speaker 2:Stop murky.
Speaker 4:Murky, fuck man, his microphone's broken. So scrolling through the old Tinder and came across a very pretty girl and then, like in one of her last two photos shows she was actually wheelchair bound and I was like I'm a stool rights wife. She's still freaking cute.
Speaker 2:Did she bite so upon using her?
Speaker 4:No, not yet.
Speaker 2:Damn, she hates you. Maybe she's like she's like this two legged fuck, fuck.
Speaker 4:Fucking normie over here. The fucks he thinking. and she's probably like, oh, this is the guy that does the podcast with that fucking racist She's like our one listener.
Speaker 3:One and only listener. Oh no, are we becoming all that? No, we could never. You know what's really funny.
Speaker 2:Fuck you, hall, you didn't hear that. Fuck you hall Oh hey, look, we can hear you. Hey, now say some racist shit. To make sure the mic's calibrated, i'm on the backup There it is, there it is.
Speaker 3:That was really on call for Oh.
Speaker 2:Oh So, Zeno, you mentioned you had a question that you wanted to ask on the podcast. Yes, yes So this is.
Speaker 4:This is an all participation here. Everybody can and will have to answer the question.
Speaker 3:We can and will Yes.
Speaker 2:Everybody will have to answer the question. I need to know everybody's answer.
Speaker 4:So let me paint you a scenario right Where the fuck you going? We're getting ready to ask the goddamn question He's still cooking, i know it. What a bitch. Goddamn it, your piece of shit, markey, we could never plan anything.
Speaker 1:I can hear you. This is why we don't plan anything. You guys, the whole time. Oh, OK It was just there, was beeping out there, it was knowing me Right.
Speaker 2:Your house was burning down.
Speaker 4:Yeah, go, turn off the fucking smoke detector.
Speaker 3:Some stupid shit. I don't know what that's about. I took the fucking batteries out.
Speaker 1:I took the batteries out.
Speaker 2:He goes out there His kitchen's fucking trash cans on fire. That's fine.
Speaker 4:So the question is In this scenario, you're on a plane, right? OK, let's out. You now have to man the helm of this plane, you have to land it, but you have the help of air control. You think you can land this plane all day, markey, all day, i could do it after fucking four rumincoaks.
Speaker 3:Right, right, all those motherfuckers are dying with me. Really You say no, i don't trust myself with that Stun them a bit. I don't think I can do it either.
Speaker 4:Really No, wow Cocoa.
Speaker 2:I'd probably do it, but it'd be a little bit of this and this Everyone I know, and love is dead, so I'll be your dad.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he is dead.
Speaker 4:My boss saw a TikTok where it said like if you ask any man, 100 percent of them will say they can land that airplane with the help of air control. And then the rest of the tech was like a bunch of girls texting their boy friends and like hey, could you do this? And 100 percent of them are like, yeah, absolutely Could do it.
Speaker 2:And then this girl- I'd be too busy flipping all the switches. That they told me not to touch.
Speaker 5:What does?
Speaker 2:this one do Autopilot disengaged attack, fucking building mode. Oh my God.
Speaker 4:This girl texted her husband who was a pilot, and he was like 100 percent. No, not just anybody could do it, 90 percent of people would not be able to do it. Like everybody is wrong, i was just wondering where you guys are just realists like what about you? I said yeah, 100 percent, i can do it.
Speaker 2:If everybody else said, if everybody else, so if everybody else said no, and it was like, look, if they're looking for someone who's going to do it, i would be like, ok, fine, but if we all die, don't sue me.
Speaker 1:That's what you'd be worried about Can't go after my family.
Speaker 2:Can't go after my family?
Speaker 4:Yeah, they're on the plane too.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 4:Cool, cool.
Speaker 3:So, he likes next thing he knows there's his dad next to him.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, Murphy's mom's in the seat next to him.
Speaker 3:So you know she's in the pilot seat.
Speaker 2:Fucked up, fuck out of the way I've heard a lot of feedback from the ADHD after dark podcast and apparently you just get very quiet. Farhad mentioned that you don't talk enough. Oh, I feel like everybody's talking.
Speaker 3:Well, actually this is what happened. People cut them off, and then he's nice and yeah, you just did it.
Speaker 2:You asshole? Yeah, I just threw my point.
Speaker 3:It was because when I was being raised by my parents. We went to therapy to kind of help with my ADHD at a young age and I had to go through this like training with my therapist on if somebody speaks, i can't continue talking, i need to stop, allow them to finish, then come back in, just keep going. I have to wait for that window. So I've been trained since like eight years old to do this. So somebody just like cuts me off and they keep talking. I've just learned to just wait and if there's no window I just don't talk And none of us here have that, have that sort of skill set?
Speaker 2:No so.
Speaker 1:I will just keep talking. I want to hear you one day, just be like hey, i'm talking about you, shut the fuck up.
Speaker 2:I will fucking laugh so hard. If he did that I'd be like dude, dude, dude, dude Guys guys, guys.
Speaker 3:So Coco and I we're going to Gen Con. By the way, adhd after dark slash game boat at Gen Con. We were looking through and gas Coco's girlfriend podcast found that there is a dubbing for hentai there.
Speaker 2:Yeah, She was like can we go to the hentai dubbing thing? And she was like if it's on Thursday we're not going to be there. And I was like, oh, it's 10 o'clock at night, We actually might be down, I'd go to it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's just you and a couple other people sitting there and you get to just dub hentai. Oh, that sounds like. That sounds like a game, that it sounds like we've played that before, though, right. It would just be Coco and I sitting in front of a scrum. I was like, oh my mouth, daddy. Hey, peter Chad, you look lecture kawaii, yeah, oh, peter Chad, suck my cock.
Speaker 2:Peter Chad, suck my. I hate it, Fuckin' hate it.
Speaker 1:Show me the glizzy gobler 9000.
Speaker 2:Remember earlier when I stuck a wrench down my throat to poover point.
Speaker 4:Oh yeah, I was going to suck East Hill.
Speaker 2:Yeah they were talking about. I was telling them how I don't actually have a gag reflex, So I shoved a fucking wrench almost all the way down my throat.
Speaker 4:So what you're saying is you could deep throw up my dick Probably.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Yeah, because then he took the wrench out and shoved like three fingers just all the way down.
Speaker 2:And the problem is the thing that caused the gag reflex on me murky was the fact that I opened up my airway to cause a burp to come out and it was just like. Whenever it came out it sounded like I was. I had to take it out and I was like that wasn't the gag reflex, that was my root beer. It's a very different thing.
Speaker 3:Oh, we were just talking about you, glizzy 9000. Yeah, because I mentioned the gas.
Speaker 2:One time as a child I accidentally swallowed a hot dog hole And she's like what?
Speaker 3:How does that happen? And I was like, i feel like, was you discovering a town?
Speaker 4:Yeah, I feel like you were trying to see how far you could get down and you actually were eating it Like you breathe in and like fucking choke on it.
Speaker 2:Well, i used to eat really fucking quick as a kid and like I fucking took a deep breath, what I was trying to fucking also start eating a hot dog, and I took a very deep breath and the hot dog kind of got sucked down the throat a little bit And then I was like, well, i might as well see if I can get this the rest of the way down there, because it's going to be very awkward. I'm pulling it out. Yes, and I can fit a wrench down there too. So if your dick shaped like a wrench, i can, i can suck it. Also, if your dick shaped like a wrench, you probably should go see the doctor.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I feel like that's an abnormality.
Speaker 1:I feel like you've already been to the doctor and they can't really do much for you. The doctor is the one that fucking up.
Speaker 2:I told you to do porn.
Speaker 1:I would tell you guys about how fucking my brother used to like beat the shit out of me and take my food all the time Yeah you've told me anyways.
Speaker 2:I don't know if you've told it on here.
Speaker 1:Just real quick. We'd get like the Totino's pizzas when they were still circle And we'd make two Circle anymore, I think there's squares now.
Speaker 3:Yeah, there's square now.
Speaker 1:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 1:So, those things like oh, they were never fucking circles, like fuck you, yes, they were.
Speaker 4:Yeah.
Speaker 1:So we'd make two of those. I would only be able to eat half my like eating as fast as I could before my brother would have already like pizzaed his and just ate the whole thing and fucking three bites. And then he'd come over and like put me in a sharpshooter, which is a wrestling move, fucking like a WWE move. He'd come over, put the sharpshooter on you, like tell me I can eat your pizza, tell me I can eat your pizza. And you know he was fucking 200 pounds heavier than I was rivet.
Speaker 1:So he would always get my pizza, so that's why I learned to eat super fast.
Speaker 3:I'd ever hear revenge.
Speaker 1:Yeah, eventually.
Speaker 2:Carpet.
Speaker 1:No, i think he. I thought I broke his tailbone. That's, that's fucking awful.
Speaker 2:Do tell.
Speaker 1:We were out in the front yard. I don't remember if this is what I was taking to Asterone or not, but we're on the yard like wrestling around because I was talking shit and he was talking shit. I'm like get outside, motherfucker. So we did, and I hit like a quick high crotch and like just had him by leg and he went to put all his weight on me and like I dumped him. So you suck a leg back real quick and set him on their ass.
Speaker 2:Well, he did that concrete.
Speaker 1:My brother's fucking huge. No, it was in, it was in just the yard. Oh, ok, grass and dirt, but he's I don't know if he's close to four honey, but I wouldn't doubt it. I don't know. I don't know what he was at the time, but I mean he's well over six foot and fucking the opposite of me, tall and fucking.
Speaker 4:Look almost identical, other than their size.
Speaker 2:Tall and small.
Speaker 1:I dumped him on his ass and he goes stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. I'm done And I was like what happened? He goes. I think you fucking broke my tailbone. I can't, i can't get up. You're laughing.
Speaker 2:Three my pizza, you bitch.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he's got me to like now that we're older and shit, because obviously, like I wrestled into college and stuff and he's just a large, strong man And we like to lock up. And yeah, there was one day over his house I decided to shoot in like on a like on a single leg kind of, and he just crushed me and I just held I was holding on to his leg and I'm just holding them like I wouldn't let go and he just put like I thought I was going to either get my shoulders torn out of place or my fucking neck broken And then I just I just gave up because I couldn't go anywhere. He just he had me dude, he just body locks me and just put all his weight on me, couldn't do anything.
Speaker 2:I'm laughing at the poll that he posted in the. ADHD after dark. Chat. Murphy really wants to play more food assessed games on the podcast. Y'all really want that. 25% said yes, zero, no, 25% said only if they're sounding and 50% said is Murphy on grinder. What did this poll go out?
Speaker 4:It was during the beginning of I thought it was earlier in the week. I saw it yesterday, damn, and I posted it yesterday. I definitely voted on it. Did you vote is?
Speaker 2:Murphy on grinder. It was anonymous, anonymous.
Speaker 3:A mom, a mom.
Speaker 2:Anemone, anemone, just to see an enemy. The voting's over. Yeah, that's why we were, that's why we just said that. What would you have voted for? Yeah, what would you have voted for?
Speaker 3:For what, really, i'm a harmful for? only if they're sounding Hell yeah.
Speaker 2:He wants to know if there's a world record for sticking toothpicks in your in a mail. He wants to break the record.
Speaker 1:They were talking like. We just talking about like all right. So I saw this thing today and it said that the new world record for most toothpicks shoved into a man's urethra was like 32 or like 36 or something like that. I'm just like what the fuck man Like as a joke. I was like so like to get them out. You just like flick them all at once or you pick them out individually.
Speaker 2:You just, you just go pee and they come out.
Speaker 1:I feel like it would create like a, like a beaver dam at the end of your dick and then it would just hurt because it couldn't your pee come out fast enough.
Speaker 2:You imagine shooting a fucking bebe out the fucking end of your dick? Use your dick like a dark gun.
Speaker 1:Yeah, just I've been holding this.
Speaker 2:Could you imagine having to reload that?
Speaker 4:No.
Speaker 2:I want to see somebody make a reload animation of that. If you follow ADHD after dark, make a relayed animation for that. I don't care if it's fight, i don't care if it's five years after this episode comes out. I want it. Adhd after dark might not even be a thing anymore. I still want it, okay hang on.
Speaker 3:just did you see what Dilla wrote about ADHD after dark? if the podcast it only has Only has sounds, discord, sound clips, yeah pretty much.
Speaker 2:You missed that part, zeno. What are you playing Grounded, are you still playing? Oh, food, and I report videos on porn hub. Did you just fucking go search that up?
Speaker 3:I was very, are you?
Speaker 1:fucking beating your dick right now. Why does it look like your chest is moving?
Speaker 3:because I have jittery like syndrome fucking beating his dick guys.
Speaker 2:Far has. Mike is continuously in his dick. I Was there. It doesn't, it doesn't, it doesn't it doesn't, it's gone flaccid so it just goes to his dick. Yeah, it just hangs here, does your? Mike King? did murky just say I have to poop.
Speaker 3:Oh My gosh, this is why I'm here, oh That ass waddle.
Speaker 2:It's almost like a fucking. You ever see those?
Speaker 4:his ass is the shape of like Mascots murky can you just snap a picture of your ass so I can post it on my tinder, just so I can get some girls hooked You're?
Speaker 2:gonna catfish. I feel like. I feel like I hate you now murky's ass Yeah. But, if they did that to you a real deal if they did that to you, dick, but no ass right.
Speaker 3:Are you gonna be like, oh, it's kind of like a chipmunk, right? Yeah right comes in. And when it comes in I have a big ass. But the moment I push it out, boom.
Speaker 4:Brack, yes.
Speaker 2:I hope you get run over by wheelchair lady. Oh I.
Speaker 3:Mean she has to swipe first, right, yeah, roll, whatever. I Was in Mexico last week. Yeah, how'd that go. You know it wasn't too bad going through customs in Mexico. They pretty much just kind of looked at our passports and they were like meh, screw it. Then they just stamped and they're like keep moving. And then you had to do like these declarations to be like if you're bringing anything in, how'd you come to the country and the actual like Mexican military is at the airports and they're the ones who are taking like these declarations from you. But pretty much the dude just like grabbed my declaration, just kind of like briefly glanced at it, was like meh, whatever, like I probably could have put down on there, like I smuggled in 50 kilos of coke up my ass and he would have just glanced at him by now you should try that next time and see how it goes.
Speaker 4:I don't think you want to do that.
Speaker 2:Yeah.
Speaker 3:No balls, but overall Like, thankfully Shannon knows how to speak Spanish and she was able to speak for us, but anytime anybody tried to speak to me in Spanish, i'm just like staring at them, because you just been like yo, kiero Taco Bell, did you fucking shit that quick murky?
Speaker 1:I just couldn't trust it. Yeah, I mean, I think we've all been there.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that was there three weeks ago. I didn't want to.
Speaker 4:There this morning.
Speaker 2:Oh, you almost shit yourself this morning.
Speaker 4:Yeah, well, it was like I had some toots that like you couldn't trust. You know, after a night of drinking you Yeah, you tend to have a little loose stool after my god farha, that that is so dicky.
Speaker 2:What do you mean? look at all the fucking phallic objects behind them.
Speaker 3:Yeah, mushrooms.
Speaker 4:They're moving, they are moving, so is that a vein?
Speaker 2:I'll say is that a vein? Just pulse.
Speaker 3:I can't see, they're actually all dicks guys.
Speaker 1:You can't see it right.
Speaker 3:Oh no, those mushrooms have like mustaches. Oh Yeah, they're following they're following, they're flattering.
Speaker 2:We were doing a story and then we started talking about far has mushrooms. You know you were pooping this morning.
Speaker 4:No I.
Speaker 3:Could have trust.
Speaker 2:I wasn't ready.
Speaker 3:On the podcast. Oh crazy.
Speaker 2:You guys, shit on crazy soap.
Speaker 4:It's not my fault that he still wants his kids.
Speaker 2:I just did. What are you gonna do about it? You're unsubscribing to the podcast you're on yeah.
Speaker 3:Um, it's gonna subscribing to the podcast. Uh, who do you think did a better job being a guest on the podcast? farha, you crazy, or tie Ties a piece of shit. I'm honestly don't know how I did it on the first time. Yeah, but I kept switching back and forth from a headset mic to my regular mic and I realized it's a really big difference.
Speaker 1:Oh, it is. Oh yeah, i bet I sound like shit right now.
Speaker 3:I think that is a nothing and get for free, but you're just sitting on your, i know.
Speaker 1:I wanted to see if this one were and was working forever. We were talking forever and it was working just fine.
Speaker 2:Remember whenever we were gonna build. I remember we were gonna build a A computer for you. What are we doing?
Speaker 1:We're still doing that.
Speaker 2:What are we doing that? Hey, so you can do it after Myrtle Beach.
Speaker 1:after myrtle Beach, it is after middle of the month. I'm not not this weekend, but next weekend, like after After July 4th. What are you guys all doing?
Speaker 3:Nothing. I think I'm free until Gen Con.
Speaker 1:We can. We can load up in the F 150 Head west.
Speaker 3:You could be easy pass. Yeah, good, do that.
Speaker 1:Yeah. There's a micro center semis, just gotta get all your, all of your loose parts together.
Speaker 2:Why already have mine? Yeah, right there.
Speaker 1:Right, right above the nipple.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, like across this, like really this river of hair. You can't even look at it.
Speaker 2:We Yeah. Who's the next person to layer themselves on top of this fucking mess? oh God Posted this.
Speaker 3:Beautiful, beautiful.
Speaker 2:I'm posting these to Twitter. By the way, if anybody wants to layer themselves on it, go fucking steal the image from Twitter right now. It's gonna be.
Speaker 1:Oh, let's see my face cuz your chair.
Speaker 2:What do you mean? you're gonna be in front of it, cuz you'll be the one layering on top.
Speaker 4:Yeah, ricky doesn't understand how technology works.
Speaker 2:Yeah, marky's like I'm gonna fucking use this as my background, and I'm gonna be behind you.
Speaker 3:Oh, what's worse, Coco is it still says Coco's fetish in the bottom left corner it does.
Speaker 2:It does, it says it backwards to even Whenever. I took it from the screenshot from my end.
Speaker 1:Oh it's just me, zeno and he and the truck, ellie, plenty of room in the back for, like your guys's, parts on the way over and the actual Build on the way back.
Speaker 3:Bro, are you all doing the bill here Very carefully.
Speaker 2:This is the most cursed picture I've ever seen. Look at that picture. Yeah, we're post I Here. Let me post it in here.
Speaker 4:And come through for me.
Speaker 2:So fucking cursed.
Speaker 4:Oh no, I should be a gameboat. Thumbnail.
Speaker 2:It should be a fucking gameboat thumbnail Is that?
Speaker 1:is that little yep, yeah, he's being the boy little man. He needs the attention. Oh, here he comes. I got a mute cuz he's gonna fucking try it and body slam the mic. No, he's gonna body slam the mic.
Speaker 2:I got a new kitty recently.
Speaker 1:Hey, you did and your raya Yeah he's so adorable.
Speaker 2:Rivet hates him. Well, kind of she's getting used to him, but she definitely was not a Fan. What is he putting? I thought he was gonna put something on. No, but he, she was not a fan of him. But now they're getting along pretty well.
Speaker 1:Daddy Dusty actually went and got that kitten and I think one other and the mom like to a Young lady who's like part of an organization that like helps cats and shit, and now Coco has him.
Speaker 2:Oh God, you need to move your head just a little bit and now lower the shoulders Perfect. Oh my god, it's so bad. This is gonna be us the whole fuck. Hang on hold that pose. Yeah, all right, that's going to Twitter that's funny. This is fucking. This is just getting worse and worse. Save it is. You guys keep talking. Me and Ian fucking got off and we're making gameboat, fucking I.
Speaker 1:This should tell us how you're gonna blind a young lady in a wheelchair with your penis.
Speaker 4:I have no intent of doing such thing. Take news, take news.
Speaker 1:Set her head is level with your dick and that you're gonna poke her eyes out with it. Take news.
Speaker 3:The first state.
Speaker 4:She had a picture of her playing tennis, so maybe Are you gonna hit it at her?
Speaker 1:you just gonna go corner to corner and fucking dog walker just like I Played a win, so Definitely see those just up on the net just banging them right back.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I get them hang on, i gotta move the chair out of the way.
Speaker 1:You should play table time. You should play a ping pong instead of actual tennis, to be easier.
Speaker 2:Is it out of the way? here we go.
Speaker 3:Yeah, it's all the way.
Speaker 1:Great for the audio listeners yeah, yeah, we're posting it to Twitter say you guys, i'm gonna have to look at the Twitter to know what the fuck is going on right now, because it's ridiculous dark after ADHD.
Speaker 3:Check it out chicken who.
Speaker 2:This is so fucking stupid.
Speaker 1:You're over the age of 18 and you start there now send. I'll send you, but pics, oh.
Speaker 3:If you go to dark after ADHD and you send us pictures of food Nari, we will for them to murky. He doesn't have social media but we will show him.
Speaker 4:Yeah, we'll make sure they get there to him.
Speaker 1:Yeah, he loves it, we'll show him your name and with them, to the point that his girlfriend will question who his friends are eats that shit up.
Speaker 4:You guys tried the grimace shake, yet I have not is it just?
Speaker 2:does it just taste like grimaces come?
Speaker 5:Yes mostly okay.
Speaker 3:Are the tiktok's true about what it does to you.
Speaker 4:So here's the deal. It didn't happen to me, but I didn't wish grimace a happy birthday After I drink it. I think that's like the key.
Speaker 5:Yeah, cuz, i was fine.
Speaker 4:And I was like I was nervous for a while. I noticed it's like only when you say happy birthday grimace after consuming the shake Got it comes for you and unspeakable things happen.
Speaker 3:Okay, okay, it makes sense. Yes, but you were telling us that there's like a weird flavor thing that goes with it, like yeah, yeah, yeah, i asked me, paired with something salty.
Speaker 4:Yeah, so the deal with the grimace shake to you is you can't buy it separately. As far as I'm aware, you can only Get it as a part of the meal, with the Big Mac meal or 10-piece chicken nugget meal. And The thing behind it is, if you drink it by itself, it's gonna give you a vanilla flavor, but if you drink it after eating some french fries it gives you a blueberry flavor. And The reason is the salt like nullifies some of your taste buds, so it like gives you a different flavor profile. They.
Speaker 3:Sella said McDonald's yes.
Speaker 2:Oh, the audio listeners are gonna hate this, but they're just gonna go through Twitter and see the fucking Madness that has been going on Also that's not listening to the packs are like, until this podcast comes out.
Speaker 2:If you're following our Twitter, you're gonna be like all right, must be fucking ADHD after dark time. Oh My god, this is insane. Oh, i love it. I'm so happy we do dumb shit like this. I Feel like I can only do one more before it gets kind of fucking like too much Right why is it, like crazy, has an infection on like the outside of his nipple? because there's fucking me and I are multiplying chest hair dude.
Speaker 1:So in the ones I'm seeing like there's no pictures on the actual like nipple part of the picture in the lower left-hand corner and And there's just like a black spot crazy. Go to the doctor that checked out, dude.
Speaker 4:Just checked out. Oh, I see what you're talking about Good.
Speaker 3:God, this part right here.
Speaker 1:Oh My god, I'm such a piece of shit.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you're a hassle. Maybe he has cancer. I.
Speaker 1:Was gonna say that's why he can't afford his child's.
Speaker 2:That's worse than me. I'm happy you did. That was fun.
Speaker 3:He's in the pocket and he's like man. I really miss my friends.
Speaker 2:We're not really your friends. Crazy, yeah, based on the fact that we're putting ourselves on top of your fucking nipple.
Speaker 1:I'm disappointed in myself right now you should be.
Speaker 4:I'll destiny.
Speaker 2:Hang on, i gotta get good, come on.
Speaker 4:It's. He is on sale right now Like 60% off to you. Very well.
Speaker 1:Damn.
Speaker 2:I gotta figure out why it's. You know I'm trying to get it to not like be halfway fucking Opae. There we go. Did you grab it?
Speaker 3:I got it. I got it Okay.
Speaker 2:I Think I'm done with this, with this bit.
Speaker 4:Oh, how could you be?
Speaker 2:I don't think that's true. I mean it's, we're gonna forget about it, like next podcast he's gonna fucking put it up. Can you post that screenshot somewhere?
Speaker 1:That's what happened last time.
Speaker 3:We're you post currently It a little bit.
Speaker 2:Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, fucking, if we, if we ever upload this episode as a video. This is a thumbnail.
Speaker 3:Just change it every week on YouTube, my guy.
Speaker 2:I don't know, you never know.
Speaker 1:We might not be monetizable with the Photo for Fen boys and fries just be the up close picture of the bulge. Yeah, absolutely that Was insane Zeno's bulge guys that didn't come out again.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah 100% bulge. Do we have pictures of Zeno's bulge?
Speaker 3:We need some.
Speaker 2:I have one of I haven't saved. You have it saved the original garden, yeah, yeah it's in my.
Speaker 3:It's in my secured folders has Secured image. Yeah, for special time, um haha.
Speaker 1:Farha has it saved under BWC for big white cock.
Speaker 2:When was that con that we went to?
Speaker 4:August of last year. It was August of last year. Thanks.
Speaker 2:Okay, let's go. Oh, august 31st, trying to see if I can find your picture of you. So you guys keep talking. Okay, we're not.
Speaker 1:I'm waiting, i'm waiting for it. It's gonna be a while I gotta see fucking Schmidt.
Speaker 3:I.
Speaker 2:Found a picture that switch said I'm drunk, dink drink. Oh, i remember that. Vampires are over, gots are mermaids. Now I.
Speaker 1:Don't know why that made me laugh. I'm not thinking about it and I don't get the connection, but sure.
Speaker 3:Yeah, oh.
Speaker 2:No, what last year? Oh Like, okay. 11 months ago I sent a meme The Titanic replica could set sail by 2022. The following the original route Should survive this time, considering we've melted all the icebergs.
Speaker 4:You soon.
Speaker 1:I don't know if anything's too soon here.
Speaker 2:No, nothing's too soon. Trying to find fucking why, is it dick?
Speaker 3:Why is it that, like everybody can put the memes about the submarine, the people dying and it's like perfectly fine, but everything else, like people will be freaking out like, if I can't like canceling, you know like what makes this situation fine?
Speaker 2:because they literally ignored all the fucking warning signs and built it out of fucking.
Speaker 3:Control or everything too. Yeah, well, yeah, like, don't come wrong, like I like I'm not it's off about it, but I'm just like. I see all these memes and like all this stuff, i'm like man, like like everybody's going at it.
Speaker 1:They're all billionaires, Yeah fuck.
Speaker 3:Yeah, he doesn't really know, they're all billionaires rich white guys eat the rich.
Speaker 1:Cocoa fucking. Eat that glizzy dude. Yeah well, let's even do it. See, you do first thing The brats off the grill while they were hot, like I saw the steam coming out of his throat after he just well well, yeah, what was that?
Speaker 3:your what was on your head at Dick's last resort? I forgot.
Speaker 2:Plays with toys more than she does, or something.
Speaker 3:Oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I completely forgot what it was.
Speaker 3:Mine was. My wife likes to motorboat my man boobs.
Speaker 2:Your wife was fucking stabbed more than a fucking diabetic.
Speaker 3:Yeah, well, what was gas?
Speaker 2:it was like a swallowed more nuts in a squirrel.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:They were way better than uh, than ours were. Do, do, do, do. Oh, hey look, xeno 3d printed a fucking miniature boat at one point it did, it did do.
Speaker 4:Yeah, yeah, it was my test print.
Speaker 1:No say. Wasn't that your test run before?
Speaker 3:It's normally a test run for a lot of 3d printers.
Speaker 2:Oh my god. He made a thumbnail that had me and it says man 29 dies in boating accident.
Speaker 3:Oh, i forgot about that.
Speaker 2:I was a long time ago. It's only in May of last year.
Speaker 3:Oh, like a long time ago trying to find it.
Speaker 2:I don't know if I'm gonna find this picture in the og Guardians. Oh, hang on, never mind. Oh, jesus Christ, we go. That's ridiculous, dude here you go, here you go far. Huh, oh, oh, thank you Yes. Yes, thank you, yes, thank you, i want to see his dick if I lost.
Speaker 3:Yeah, if I lost the original copy dude.
Speaker 1:That's a fucking. That's a baby arm holding an apple. Dude. How does it feel to be like Xeno, can I put this to Twitter? 99% percent of the males that Xenos ever met in his life. He has a much bigger cock.
Speaker 2:The internet will never get to see it, though no.
Speaker 4:Until the only fans comes out until there's a sizable donation. I'll do a lot of dirty shit.
Speaker 1:That's what I'm saying. Yeah, someone gets a bulge pick. Fuck, you're gonna give me thousand dollars. Oh my god.
Speaker 2:I'll tweeted that we he needs an adult on the fucking first photo that we posted And I responded you should see the latest ones. Oh God, so what do you do now? I hate you guys. He hates how successful this is he's probably waiting for like tell me like I'll send us pictures of your podcast.
Speaker 4:Did you guys see? Oh yeah joysticks posted something about, the audio was messed up, or something like that. Yeah, and he posted hashtag be better and joysticks Responded with. We'd love to hear about it on your podcast.
Speaker 2:And that was miles right yeah, it was G Millie fuck him. Zena, your dick is huge.
Speaker 1:I still have it up on my screen.
Speaker 2:That's why I was so quiet for like five minutes.
Speaker 3:I was trying to find a.
Speaker 2:What do you mean? it's in the fucking you have access to this chat. I'm pretty sure you know what fuck it. I'm putting it in the NS. Do I have an NSFW chat now? I'm sending it directly to far huh.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 2:Your fucking name. My good thing, you just recently messaged me. There you go, there's his dick. God, yeah, my. My comment was hey, the boys doing all right down there, they, they look kind of. That's just fucking depresses me. How do you think it makes us feel? Yeah, and that wheelchair ladies, yes, she's fucked. Oh yeah, she's missing out, at least you don't have it, you might actually feel that hang on, at least you don't have to worry about oh my god, having to walk funny.
Speaker 4:That was fucked up. Oh god, this is why we're going to hell.
Speaker 3:Oh, absolutely. Hey saying are we still going to hell? you never worked.
Speaker 5:You got so many questions for me that on here you know it's a whole fucking five feet to go up Coco's ass.
Speaker 4:Does.
Speaker 5:God give me the record.
Speaker 4:Did a Satan? did you give me the stick?
Speaker 3:Yes, To mine or to, i don't know what you said.
Speaker 5:Oh, I was curious He said yes, i was, do you look?
Speaker 3:the Rouse, the Zeno. Look the Rouse. Does Coco get a Rouse when your hands up his ass?
Speaker 5:He's dick's hard right now. I got an update on your mom. Oh, this gotta be good. I forgot cuz she's dead. So your mom went to the dentist the other day cuz She gave too much teeth on her blow job to me the other day, so I had the doctor teeth out?
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh no, you had them removed individually, or?
Speaker 5:you individually, without anesthesia.
Speaker 3:That's fucked out. anesthesia Yeah, on the bright side she gives a great head now.
Speaker 5:I mean, while Jesse's over there playing with the kitty, oh, you play with your plus. It's the plus. Oh, there's another plus.
Speaker 3:Yeah, because you cucks keep talking over. Make me. Your ass next yeah, you know what?
Speaker 5:You're right, because I don't have your soundboard. Exactly. Fuck you, fuck. I got a heck of computer now.
Speaker 4:What I was just a hook up to it what I was saying.
Speaker 3:Zeno, thank you for her, for telling me that I need to stand up for myself. See, far has got my back.
Speaker 5:Everybody fucking left now.
Speaker 3:Yeah, okay. Anyways, archaeologists Discover like a two thousand year old painting and Pompeii that shows pizza on it.
Speaker 5:Sorry, different Pompeii, right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:This Pompeii is the one that you blew up a volcano on and killed thousands. Oh, i mean they deserved it. Well, i mean they were Greek. So yeah, that's a little fuck. Should have believed in it was ancient Greek, because everybody was fucking each other, dude Satan's into that and he was like, let's bring that down here and let's bring that down here.
Speaker 4:I want a piece of that action. Yep, i.
Speaker 3:Probably a lot of people and just know this is satire. I do not actually feel this way.
Speaker 5:Yeah, why do you think I play a Satan and make fun of murkies in the world all the time?
Speaker 3:Oh, but yeah, apparently, like this pizza that's in this painting was next to like what they assumed was a bakery. Oh yeah, and it shows a lot of similarities to like modern-day Italian pizza. Okay, it's like on the silver platter and there's like fruit and I think like wine and there's like a little pizza on it. I want me tomatoes and fresh veggies.
Speaker 5:Me, it's the delicious when it was being cooked by me, most likely. All right. Well, make a good, those dad Okay.
Speaker 2:Oh.
Speaker 3:The hands pulled out, say what Dude do you? just come after. You know Satan pulls out.
Speaker 2:Did you not just hear what happened? I Screamed out, i see him.
Speaker 4:Do you? was that from coming? Yeah, hurt, yeah when you come that hard.
Speaker 2:We said I'll think I don't know. It's kind of like coming out of anesthesia You don't know what's actually going on. So I could probably be fucking juzin everywhere. But I'm gonna go with them, probably not, cuz my pants are kind of dry right now. Okay, fair, fair.
Speaker 3:Hey, coco, i found a new candy for you.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what's it called? Is it in the ADHD after dark? Yeah, in the.
Speaker 3:ADHD after dark J.
Speaker 2:Blowjob practice Willie. Oh my god, where the fuck did somebody find that at? Hang on, wait, wait. Does that say jelly pussy at the bottom Bottom right?
Speaker 3:Yes, yeah, and those and then there's just fucking boobs, marshmallow willies. What's warning? increases in size when cooked what is that pasta is pasta penises.
Speaker 2:Pasta, penises, pasta peanut and. I'm pasta and I'm pasta and pasta, pasta. So uh, when are you gonna stream again II? Well, little misses the raccoon.
Speaker 3:Yes, he does. He really misses that record, oh.
Speaker 2:The fuck did I?
Speaker 3:know what I feel like.
Speaker 2:What was like? what the fuck did you go?
Speaker 1:I was muted.
Speaker 2:I'm still looking at Zeno's fucking huge-ass bulge.
Speaker 1:It's mad. It's like it's breathtaking.
Speaker 2:It's your breathtaking, oh.
Speaker 1:Oh, melt my heart, daddy.
Speaker 3:Oh, that's why you're asking. I was gonna stream.
Speaker 2:Yeah, cuz he just. He's just posted in general. I missed you, Oh I.
Speaker 3:Know, it just wasn't making me happy.
Speaker 2:You know who else doesn't make me happy? far ha, He's a piece of shit.
Speaker 5:Shit on his way He can't hear us.
Speaker 2:He's a loser, he's short, oh, oh did you know, I everybody call far ha Joey when he gets back. He hates being called Joey and he's the one that told us so Calling.
Speaker 4:Joey Yeah what okay, i'm gonna do that. You're not gonna call him Joey. Oh, i like far. Fuck you, sean, fuck you.
Speaker 2:You call me Shawnee yeah, I'm gonna call you.
Speaker 1:Shawnee okay everybody calls him that. I don't know who the fuck that is. Oh, what happened? I fell and grounded. I Think.
Speaker 2:I think he was talking about something else. Is everything good over there, markey, markey? good baby, you getting your dick sucked, not once if you wish.
Speaker 1:I wish. I guess we're gonna get him in trouble like possible. That I made like the cheese is like kind of like I was absorbed in Hardcore. Now it's gonna be booty. It's what I was informed of, you know, i'm sorry I made it like I finished it right at like almost seven.
Speaker 2:You're fucking idiot. Thanks you're welcome. I got your back.
Speaker 1:I appreciate the backup. Yeah, he said you're an idiot. I.
Speaker 2:Don't even know why, but you're an idiot.
Speaker 1:Cuz I made the, the noodles too soon. Now they're like cold and they're Cheddar black pepper, something I don't fucking know. Cheese black pepper, just cheesy noodles. They're booty, cuz I can't cook for shit unless it steaks. I make great steaks.
Speaker 2:Especially when somebody turns up the heat all the way to high. Mm-hmm so that they get done during the day And I'm in night. What are you gonna say before? Markey so rudely interrupted you, sorry.
Speaker 3:So I made a tweet on our game bow, did you? that's it, to stay topical. what Submersive game should we play next? totally, actually had like random people Reply to it. Oh, did they would they say, we had one person called the gamer network Say that we should play sub hunt the fuck is sub hunt. I don't know, and some person called the Tetrision Sub-rebellion of rebellion a ps2 game.
Speaker 1:Huh, okay.
Speaker 2:The fuck is sub hunt.
Speaker 3:I know, let me google that. But also I sent you like three submarine games. Oh, did you on Regular DMs.
Speaker 2:Yeah, iron lung Oh.
Speaker 3:Sub hunt is like an Intellivision game.
Speaker 2:Okay, interesting You're interested, you know the only reason why we're playing a sub game is because we're terrible people and we're fucking jumping on a joke. Eat the rich.
Speaker 3:Hashtag eat the rich.
Speaker 2:Can we talk about for a second how Everybody was making fun that they were of the fact that they were using a logic tech fucking Controller to control this sub? but it's one of the few pieces of intact debris that they found at the bottom of the ocean. Fucking reviews, aren't? it's like man, this thing's fucking great. It fucking does incredible under pressure. Well, he's got one of the logical ones and say this helps, holds up pretty well under stress. Yeah, good for extreme conditions.
Speaker 3:Good under pressure, oh my god under pressure.
Speaker 2:There were so many good ones. Oh, it's like whatever. The fucking twisted T CEO woke up that one morning after twisted T was trending and it was like the social media guys, just like the fucking the looking back sort of with the wide eyes meme, if you know what I mean He's like. It's like why are we trending?
Speaker 4:and the guy's like You're not gonna believe this.
Speaker 2:I don't believe this shit. Fucking the Logitech CEO was like huh, our controllers trending. I wonder why. Fucking the media managers is like. Do I tell them?
Speaker 3:Could you just imagine just waking up as, like the social media manager for logic And Just seeing that you're trending, you're like, oh cool, was it like someone gave us a cool review or something? and then you like find out?
Speaker 2:no, five people are dead. And you're somehow connected to it well, to be fair, they didn't do it by choice. No, they did not like they fucking sold them this controller for the sub the dude fucking legitimately just bottom of Amazon Fucking 1999 on Amazon Next is like 35 do.
Speaker 2:What do was do was bragging about how we got like this part from fucking Home Depot for $30, and I'm like, bro, you're charging people half a fucking million dollars There's a quarter of a million dollars to go down in this fucking sub and you're building it with parts from fucking Home Depot And fucking Amazon they weren't even able to like physically see it right, like they had to view it.
Speaker 2:They knew it through a fucking TV screen. So somebody was like you know, you could have just fucking taken it five feet underwater, sat there for fucking three hours And then popped up a picture of the Titanic on the fucking TV and they would never know. Instead, they became a lot.
Speaker 3:Come do they say that they imploded?
Speaker 4:that's what they're liquid. That's what they're saying.
Speaker 2:It's not what it's not like. It's not Rumors anymore, as you know. It's like they have imploded. They picked up the crushed submarine With fucking presumed human remains inside of it, hopefully. Body matter It's, it's, it's not gonna be. When they look at it, they're basically. What they're gonna see is like imagine you just put those five people through like a fucking meat blender and That's pretty much what's gonna be left of them.
Speaker 5:Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1:It happened like so fast you would never know To sitting next to your dead grandparents. What's up?
Speaker 2:Fuck, having you guys came.
Speaker 1:I.
Speaker 2:Guess, i'm dead now.
Speaker 1:You. Just what did you fucking postie?
Speaker 3:a greatest anime of all fucking time. I'm scared.
Speaker 2:I can't open this cuz I'm afraid of copyright. It's not. It's not copyrighted. Are you allowed to fucking have the audio play?
Speaker 3:Yes, it's just a YouTube series.
Speaker 2:What in the fuck is this? And stream it to the chat. Hang on, i'm working on that The day. Remember that shit, share your screen kitty cats.
Speaker 1:What the fuck are you doing?
Speaker 2:Hey guys go. Alright, boys, i know you think this is your death.
Speaker 1:You should be good.
Speaker 3:It's fucking. anime of all time with the best are ever like fuck demon slayer, fuck Jojo's, fuck whatever's hot right now in the anime community. This knocks it out of the water. and top tier voice acting I mean Chris Sabot, who I feel like you're gaslighting are like died.
Speaker 2:Yeah, i'm playing a show, Yeah.
Speaker 3:I heard that to eat go sugar girls.
Speaker 2:Everybody dance, We Oh yeah. It's good Zero dance. You fuck, oh fuck you. I'm gonna ban you. He's playing grounded.
Speaker 4:Yeah, well, he is grounded.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God, This is so too fast, Oh my God. Look at the jiggle physics. Oh, it's a furry, I mean I fuck. Oh my God, What's his mouth doing?
Speaker 5:His mouth are connected.
Speaker 1:A dance so hard.
Speaker 2:Neckos sugar girls. Oh my God, i'm not sure if I need to apologize.
Speaker 1:I'm a.
Speaker 2:Wonderful, it's not a cat.
Speaker 3:My, oh, but this is like an Internet legend. This was like a full shit post worth thing.
Speaker 2:Oh, my God.
Speaker 3:You know what you Like. some characters will be like eating their fucking microphones and some people are like 10 yards away from it. This is we got to remember. this came out like Early 2000s, like.
Speaker 2:Thanks, Johnny Bravo. Mark, I can't hear a word you just said bigger than the actual sleeve Look at that guy over there. Yeah, jesus, fucking Christ.
Speaker 3:And I love how they're all on different microphones. Oh my God, I hate this one Sounding like murky with his gamer headset.
Speaker 2:Her boobs are moving way too fucking quick. You're muted. I hate it.
Speaker 1:I know, I know I got the gamer headset on. I know I hate.
Speaker 2:They're going to all fucking have sex. What She's got hard ass nipples right now.
Speaker 3:He has like a hunchback and his front is so fucking yeah, for real, my name is it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, it's like fucking Dr Evil.
Speaker 3:And it looks like it was all made in MS paint. Probably was.
Speaker 5:They've been sex.
Speaker 3:No, she's supposed to be laughing here.
Speaker 2:Oh Yeah.
Speaker 1:No, it's a threesome. My coco was grandma, it's hi Yes. Oh my God, it is a threesome.
Speaker 3:You guys want to follow along? It's Nyan Eko sugar girls on YouTube.
Speaker 1:Rewind it three minutes.
Speaker 3:And I also feel like sometimes they just don't really know English or they're just reading the script for the first time.
Speaker 2:What the fuck? They spelled voice actors wrong. They spelled Japanese wrong. Oh, I hate it. This is all. Oh, no.
Speaker 1:I'm waiting for R A W R.
Speaker 3:And he's on by me.
Speaker 2:This is, oh, i'm sorry, act or a.
Speaker 3:Here's the thing that reminded me this existence.
Speaker 1:I like that his eyes are popping out of his head in the end.
Speaker 2:This might be the first thing I have to edit, because I need to turn this the fuck down, oh.
Speaker 3:I hate it. Okay, so, coco, what I just put in the ADHD after dark is what reminded me that this existed.
Speaker 2:You guys want to see something funny real quick and episodes of this.
Speaker 3:Here you go.
Speaker 5:You are, oh, i see Say It's Mr Crabbs.
Speaker 2:That's about as much as I'm playing at that, though. Yeah, what did you? what else did you put in here? Am I allowed to? What is this, hey?
Speaker 3:it's copyright free shit post gate. This is what reminded me that this shit exists?
Speaker 2:Are they just straight up having fucking sex?
Speaker 3:And it's like this 30, like 40.
Speaker 2:What's the beat this Vtuber? their streams are so funny. There's streams No. No, this is AIDS.
Speaker 5:This is this. This deserves to be torture and hell. In fact, I'm using this right now. I'm taking it.
Speaker 3:You can't have been. Five seconds could have relate the same feelings. We know it goes on for almost a fucking minute.
Speaker 2:Why is a Asian porn responding to this?
Speaker 3:What's funny? is it censored? What if you view it as a SpongeBob gift?
Speaker 2:Okay, it's probably just because it's a Asian porn is a Twitter account that's posting it in a dying society. Oh my God, what the fuck? What is this?
Speaker 3:mean AI, donald Trump, calamar Okay.
Speaker 2:I think I've had enough internet for the day.
Speaker 3:I'm going to play a game in the background. You're so far. what have you been gaming with lately? Like, what have I been gaming? Yeah, do the street GTA RP every single day. We're fucking nerd. You're fucking nerd, you play Xenoblade all the time. Yeah, i know that. At least I didn't play it all the time. In fairness, did you admit it? I admit it, i just admitted it. Okay, joey.
Speaker 2:Oh my God, we'll come up to Illinois find you, and just not to be fair, this dumbass was the one that was like Oh yeah, by the way, i hate being caught in something. I I have a nickname, it's Joey and then fucking his wife froggy goes Oh yeah, he hates being called Joey. And then.
Speaker 4:She was like Why would you tell them that personal information with Coco ever?
Speaker 3:Everybody in any fucking gas was on me about it too.
Speaker 2:Well, yeah, and so is your wife.
Speaker 3:Yeah. That's fucked up no fucking Joey, fucking Joey wheeler used to be gaming For all you, you are in the podcast far Ha doesn't actually mean that.
Speaker 4:He's a third-rate dealer with a fourth-rate deck You know it back.
Speaker 2:So you, what you're saying is he's a better douler than he is his deck He's better if he had a second-rate deck. He'd be a first-rate douler, yeah, i guess. What does that mean?
Speaker 3:if you had a first-rate deck.
Speaker 2:Would he be champion? Could be talk about you, gio Joey, wheeler rich.
Speaker 3:Nights.
Speaker 2:Hey guys, come in here, call for ha Joey. I Don't know if she's down here. Fuck you guys. Oh wow. I'll relay that message.
Speaker 4:Nervous laugh, Yeah right.
Speaker 2:Calm Joey. He also said fuck you, guys Miss you. He said hi, guys, i miss you.
Speaker 1:I would never say anything negative.
Speaker 3:You know, you're a fucking loser, joey. The rest you to Zeno. You have big penis he does look. I'm okay. Looks like you're gonna get cut in half. Yeah, worried about your penis.
Speaker 2:You remember how I said that you could see the outline when he didn't have the cup? Yeah, that's the picture I was talking about.
Speaker 4:So I'm gonna go continue to play my game.
Speaker 2:That's fine. She says she's gonna go, the couples of it Oh by the way, we also did this. If you want to see it. It's pretty funny.
Speaker 1:Guess who's? nipple.
Speaker 3:Guess who's nipple that is down there.
Speaker 2:There's a nipple, yep.
Speaker 4:In one of the first.
Speaker 2:In one of the first pictures it's. It's easier to see, But try to guess whose chest this is.
Speaker 4:Yours no, but it's crazies.
Speaker 2:I Love how each picture that like got layered on top of each other got slightly more blurrier because of the Fucking screen so you can see which one was the most recent one picked up and which was the oldest. Oh my god, dude, yeah, it's gonna suckies, pee, pee.
Speaker 3:I love how, every time that sound gets played, i can just see a little bit of Zeno soul leave his body.
Speaker 1:I Can just see him like almost close. I vote all side the way and like get ready to really say it. We can really put some feeling behind it, cuz he means it.
Speaker 3:And then he took away custom, oh yeah yeah, I wonder why.
Speaker 1:Taco Bell like diarrhea fuckhole.
Speaker 3:Oh, yeah, i remember that out. Oh, you know I'm a winzino had the whole yeah name thing. Yeah, i hate him doing like ten times, so you go.
Speaker 2:I think he had to tell somebody that. I think he did basically say no, I'm not fucking jerking off to far Ha or something like that.
Speaker 3:I think my neighbors are gonna think I'm jerking off far ha one moment.
Speaker 4:Oh, oh God one day that there was a lot of boy you're deemed, and my window was open and my neighbors were outside Nice and I wasn't thinking anything. I was just like, oh, whatever, doing these hoyas and shit. And then I realized the door where the window was open. I was like, oh cool, yep, that's a good thing. Love that for me.
Speaker 2:I miss the Zeno streams. You know, Well, I miss.
Speaker 4:I miss your streams.
Speaker 2:I also miss far hot streams.
Speaker 3:I miss. I miss Coco streams when he plays jack box.
Speaker 2:To be fair, i've only ever done that once. I think. Yeah, man, man, that was a good stream. Let's show you my asshole.
Speaker 4:Goosey stuck was fun too. Goosey stuck was fun.
Speaker 2:That was way funner than among us.
Speaker 1:I didn't hate everybody in the park, i were talking and like I was, i was the imposter as a car. I'm not gonna kill far on. I'm gonna get on my side like he's gonna fucking. You know He's gonna get me at the end and then someone I might have at you. Coco, you ran into shot far ha.
Speaker 2:I ran in shot far ha, you murdered me, and then that killed the fucking lover and we got to the kill screen and everybody's like whoa, why are there so many people dead? and murky's like Murky's like alright. So what happened was Coco ran in, he killed far ha, so I killed him, but I don't know how those other people died Also, i farted. It smells awful Oh. No, no, no, but it smells awful.
Speaker 1:What does it smell like?
Speaker 2:It's one of those things you can't describe, so we got anything fun going on in the fourth.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna be going out of town. Oh yeah, Yeah, I'm going up north. What are you?
Speaker 2:going there? Are you leaving Monday tomorrow? Are you leaving tomorrow? Yeah, okay, so no game boat on Monday. Got it? No game? Oh yeah, got it. So that'll be next the following week. Yes, I'll slow in for game boat. No, you haven't been sworn in yet by. You do have a captain's hat deal.
Speaker 3:Yes, for four play, but I'll use it for game boat.
Speaker 1:What are you like? oh, welcome to my ship a captain's hat.
Speaker 2:Yes.
Speaker 3:Get the, get the hat, prove it. Do You said you have it, get the file. My line for the issue.
Speaker 1:I don't find you as a liar. That sounds about right. You have it and now you're embarrassed.
Speaker 2:That sounds about right. Far, hot now far. I take your hat off for everybody to see. You should have heard what the guy at Dick said to Farha Whenever he was like there. Bear he knows, yeah, but the dude was like. The dude was like.
Speaker 3:No man.
Speaker 2:I've done with my bald ass dome. If you, if you'd have taken that hat off, i could have done so much more.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, it's true, because he did, yeah, he did the motorboat thing for me and I took my head off. He's like you, slick. He's like, oh man, like you, like he missed a prime opportunity.
Speaker 5:Sorry bro go on, go on, murky. I see, i see, you have something, say it, say it.
Speaker 4:I was gonna say, say like great value brand Hulk Hogan, or something like that fucking great value, mr Clean.
Speaker 3:I would mean he's tall. Yeah, that's the first thing Coco said again he literally do. You say hi, you said you're short.
Speaker 2:And then I got a handy from your wife.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, I'm guys got a handy as well, Yeah guys, good handy Probably does give good handy.
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, you better, my guy handies, except for me You got that later. Remember when we ran up, he dressed as carrots.
Speaker 3:I remember that I did good times, good time fucking love does.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we were in front of a huge fucking crowd of people lots I don't want the restaurant was called, but it was just like the wait line, for it was like 30 minutes or so and we just come running through the parking lot. I messed up, i, i hit the record button and it stopped recording, so we don't have the footage. But like I ran up through the parking lot and cut in front of some cars and then showed up in front of far hot, he was just sitting there like oh no, we were just gonna walk up to you at your car. That's why we asked you to tell us where you parked.
Speaker 2:I mean, i wish, and then.
Speaker 3:I wish I didn't we had a lot across that fucking.
Speaker 2:And then we were gonna we were gonna make it like a friend, like like a less fucking grand thing. And then you were like yes, so we went, put our names in anyway, let us know when you're here. We were like we literally said we were parked and just waiting for you tell us when you're here. And I looked at He was like well, they went up there. So I guess we're going up there now and he's like alright, so we fucking went.
Speaker 3:Yeah, if I knew that was all gonna transpire. How did you not know that?
Speaker 2:was gonna happen. How did I not know? how did I not know?
Speaker 3:you're gonna be wearing a fucking carrot costume in the middle of Myrtle Beach.
Speaker 2:We what I had no idea. We gave you the fucking carrot dildo too. Well, yeah, but I mean you should have figured we had more in plan.
Speaker 3:Well, no fairness, we didn't gas did.
Speaker 2:Yeah, we weren't gonna blow our load all in one night and fucking froggy. Wasn't there that first time?
Speaker 3:No, yeah, she had the Rona.
Speaker 2:She did get to see the carrot costumes though.
Speaker 3:Yeah, was it Kennedy there too? yeah, yes, she was, because she took the picture.
Speaker 2:I think that's what made her slightly less terrified as us of us Oh.
Speaker 3:Yeah, well, yeah, when she just came in here, she's like is that cocoa? is that? II like yeah. And she's like who's that? like that's? you know you stay far away from him.
Speaker 2:I think the one she needs to worry about is murky. He's a piece of shit. Yeah, he is kind of racist.
Speaker 3:well, she didn't question murky. I said murky. She said oh okay, oh, just a piece of shit that's. Zeno, he's the one who plays video games on the podcast and doesn't say anything.
Speaker 2:There's ever been a day besides, when we were watching Pokemon journeys that Zeno Hasn't been playing a video game?
Speaker 1:true, now There's been multiple.
Speaker 3:Yeah, really, there's been a few where he hasn't been playing, but I have I don't know.
Speaker 1:I know there's a spreadsheet tucked away.
Speaker 3:I have there is yeah, i mean, i still have all of our stuff, i think.
Speaker 2:I think, if we always want, to do the smash or pass. I mean, we could bring, he bring it up. But, smash or pass that's pass.
Speaker 3:Yeah, bring it up. I'm playing battle, bit though fucking quit it.
Speaker 2:Oh, you're playing battle, you're playing, i'm playing game battle, but I'm still fucking talking, son of a bitch.
Speaker 3:Imagine multitasking. Couldn't be me.
Speaker 1:My brain can't work that way.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I can't do that.
Speaker 3:GTA roleplay son of a bitch talking.
Speaker 1:It's the drugs in the alcohol.
Speaker 3:Wait, farha, you used to be a fucking streamer, my guy skill issue, skill issue, skill issue. Right right that's why he stopped. I don't know what to do my girlfriend and GTA roleplay broke up, so I've been kind of down and out.
Speaker 2:I'm depressed because the fucking internet girlfriend broke up with me. Luckily I can still go home and discord kitten ran away. Luckily I can still get in bed with my wife.
Speaker 3:Yeah, luckily I had a plan B.
Speaker 2:Oh, my god, guess guess straight up was like, yeah, that'd be weird if you ever did RP and had a girlfriend. And I was like I know, that's why I would never do it. Oh, hang on, i got one, it's not that weird.
Speaker 5:Totally natural did it come through totally natural.
Speaker 2:Did that come through the mic?
Speaker 4:What was?
Speaker 2:it. Obviously it didn't then the little squeaky. No, the little.
Speaker 1:I thought I heard more squeaky far ahead.
Speaker 4:Yeah, it sounded like you just farted like a little bitch. Just what happened?
Speaker 2:is because I moved it down, ah. Yeah, I guess I'll leave it down by my dick the rest of the podcast, Yeah you gotta sniff it.
Speaker 4:Yeah, now you gotta sniff it the rest of the time.
Speaker 2:I mean sure Smells like french fries.
Speaker 1:No, like are you talking about the creases in between your thigh and like your balls? because I don't think it should smell like french fries.
Speaker 2:No, the microphone. Ah, probably shouldn't smell like french fries either. Yeah, if we were gonna go back to the oenverse, i believe the last thing that happened was murky Slap my ass. I think it was murky murky, did you slap my ass so hard, or was it zeno's?
Speaker 4:Slap my ass so hard because I had to go back and yeah, and we had to go back in time to fix it.
Speaker 2:I slacked your ass way back.
Speaker 1:Then We're going to the oen saty that fucking cries blood out of its eyes. Yeah, but we played for like after we just demolished the charity of wheelchairs for the wine.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but we literally only played for like 10 minutes the last time we did it, and all we accomplished was Literally going back to where we started.
Speaker 1:No, we have a bunch of guns and ammo. What do you mean?
Speaker 2:No, we did that. We did that the episode before. Yeah, because then we started it back up. You slapped my ass so hard that we had to go back in time and then we ended. Adhd after dark.
Speaker 1:Yeah, it was before wheelchairs for the wine.
Speaker 4:Go listen to the episode then isn't the um bridesmaid also pregnant with nothing?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I think she's got like a car baby or something.
Speaker 1:Yeah yeah me a thermopolis or whatever the fuck her name was.
Speaker 3:Oh, which, uh. My girlfriend had to correct me because she listened to that roleplay and she said one of those bridesmaids was The love interest from cars and another one was from like another owen wilson movie.
Speaker 2:Well, sally was cars.
Speaker 3:Yes, And I didn't know that. I just thought they, they were just names.
Speaker 1:No, sally was the fucking portion cars, wasn't it like car rara, what Sally carara?
Speaker 2:I don't remember what her name was, but she was a Porsche.
Speaker 3:Who had a tramp stamp, correct?
Speaker 1:nice, sounds like farah Farah does have a tramp stamp?
Speaker 2:I do not, i've seen it. Oh, it's your. I showed you my sheet.
Speaker 1:It's like the tri- it's like the tribal rose kind of thing.
Speaker 2:Yeah, farah got a farah got a flaming baseball. I can't believe that I tell the story behind that one, farah I like fire and I like baseball.
Speaker 3:I love that you want me to that.
Speaker 2:That? that exactly what you just did.
Speaker 1:I wanted you to tell the story of why you got a dad too Damn. Look at those guns, daddy.
Speaker 2:Look at those cannons, oh my god, god, he still kind of does like baseball because he's coaching Uh, dude, that's a.
Speaker 4:This kid's uh softball team right, two ball team or a softball, or what is it I mean?
Speaker 3:that's correct. I am left handed.
Speaker 1:That's a chronic masturbation forearm called it.
Speaker 3:I'll be in married.
Speaker 1:Spend my mouth. I'd let you spit in my mouth.
Speaker 2:Daddy. Oh, did I mention on the podcast? I deep-throated the fucking wrench.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 2:I don't know my brain. Have you done?
Speaker 1:anything tonight.
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 1:I haven't seen you drink, right? Okay, so coca silver wants to talk about how he deep throats again.
Speaker 4:He's very proud of it. Obviously, yeah, can you do it.
Speaker 1:He's masturbating coca-coa deep throats. Zeno is the glizzy gobbler and he might be sleeping.
Speaker 2:And marky's racist.
Speaker 1:It looks like.
Speaker 2:He's sleeping. Zeno you okay? Were you texting somebody, or was it? was it the wheelchair lady? Did she swipe back on you? Please tell me she got back.
Speaker 1:Did you match fit? Oh no, i'm terrible.
Speaker 2:Oh no, your pickup line could be like I can make you walk again. Marky has to leave. How do we exit that?
Speaker 3:we don't goodbye.