ADHD After Dark
ADHD After Dark is the unfiltered podcast where a group of hilarious dudes with ADHD gather to talk about anything and everything that comes to mind. Brace yourself for an explicit and comedic rollercoaster ride, as we dive into the depths of randomness, pushing the boundaries of humor and edginess.
In each episode, we unleash our unapologetic, off-the-cuff banter, sharing outrageous stories, wild adventures, and side-splitting anecdotes that will keep you laughing throughout the night. No topic is off-limits for us—whether it's outrageous personal experiences, taboo subjects, or exploring the more intimate and risqué aspects of life, we bring a refreshingly audacious and humorous perspective to it all.
ADHD After Dark is your escape from the mundane and predictable. Join our crew as we navigate the uncharted territories of comedic chaos, reveling in the freedom to explore the untamed corners of our minds. We embrace the spirit of After Dark, where the content can get explicit, sexual, and edgy—pushing boundaries and challenging social norms with a healthy dose of laughter.
While we may not always offer informative insights, we guarantee an uproarious time filled with absurdity, spontaneous conversations, and unabashed humor. It's a podcast that's not afraid to go where others won't, creating an inclusive space for individuals who enjoy unfiltered comedic escapades.
So, grab a drink, kick back, and immerse yourself in the unapologetically hilarious world of ADHD After Dark. Warning: explicit content ahead—tune in at your own risk, but be prepared to laugh your way through our zany adventures, spontaneous tangents, and unabashedly funny discussions that defy convention. Welcome to the wild, comedic chaos of ADHD After Dark.
ADHD After Dark
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Ever wondered how to land an airplane with just the guidance of air control? Well, we sure did, and the answers may surprise you. Strap in for an episode laden with laughter, playful roasts, and wild memories. Our very own Markey finds himself in the hot seat as we pick on his 'racist' tendencies and probe his history with malfunctioning microphones. And the fun doesn't stop there as we welcome our guest, Farah, to the circus - delving into comical tales from our Discord server experiences and introducing Mattman's 'balls' to the conversation.
We dial up the nostalgia as we revisit our childhood years in our segment - Sibling Rivalry and Childhood Memories. Expect a bellyful of laughter as we relive Markey's ingenious wrestling tactics employed to retrieve stolen meals from his thieving brother. We also engage in a spirited debate over the size of Mattman and the timeless question - Totino's pizza, yay or nay? From outrageous Tinder finds to the enigma of landing an airplane, we've got an episode that will keep you chuckling and guessing. So, grab your earbuds, and buckle up for a rollercoaster ride of hilarity and chaos.
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Speaker 1Welcome to ADHD After Dark . I'm Codercoco , I'm ZenoStream38 .
Speaker 2I mean interact And Markey's a racist .
Speaker 4Yeah , Markey is an extreme racist , 100% a racist . Whoa Right at the beginning baby At least . he did an ASMR , though .
Speaker 2He did . We love you , Markey .
Speaker 4Even though you're a racist .
Speaker 2His microphone's broken , His face just went , Oh fuck .
Speaker 4I mean he's probably because of all the racist stuff he's spewing into it I will not be used . Oh , Markey , you gotta work it again .
Speaker 2I think that's just him connecting the mic , maybe his mic's just racist .
Speaker 3Maybe that's where the racism comes from .
Speaker 4And that's why he's so surprised every time we call him out on it .
Speaker 2Oh my god , I think Farah wants in . Oh Wait , Should we go to my Discord ? Hang on , let me tell him to join Mattman's Discord . I mean we can go over to your Discord .
Speaker 3Let's go to my Discord . It's easier that way .
Speaker 2Everybody switch . Okay , goodbye . Now he's Coco's fetish . Hey , look at that , we're here . Farah Farthah .
Speaker 3We've been waiting for like three minutes .
Speaker 2We were actually recording in Mattman's server And then you said bring me in bitch . So I was like I forgot . I said bring me in slut . Oh yeah , you said slut .
Speaker 4True , we need fashion . We never have a plan of what Discord we're going to be in either . Correct , how do you like my balls behind me ?
Speaker 3Mattman's , my balls . They're nice balls , i mean they're average .
Speaker 4How would you rate them ? I think he just said average .
Speaker 3Are you not fucking listening ? I mean out of ten , like a six , like they're clean . They're not really so we don't think that much debris on them .
Speaker 2So Zeno found half of our mascot for Wheelchair's for the Blind . Yes , why don't you tell us about that , zeno ?
Speaker 4Yeah , she was . Well , i was scrolling through the old Tinder today , right , right , right .
Speaker 5Tinder , tinder , tinder . He's not stupid , he's not murky .
Speaker 4Yeah , murky's on grinder .
Speaker 2Murky's so mad he can't say anything right now .
Speaker 4What do you mean ?
Speaker 2Stop murky .
Speaker 4Murky , fuck man , his microphone's broken . So scrolling through the old Tinder and came across a very pretty girl and then , like in one of her last two photos shows she was actually wheelchair bound and I was like I'm a stool rights wife . She's still freaking cute .
Speaker 2Did she bite so upon using her ?
Speaker 4No , not yet .
Speaker 2Damn , she hates you . Maybe she's like she's like this two legged fuck , fuck .
Speaker 4Fucking normie over here . The fucks he thinking . and she's probably like , oh , this is the guy that does the podcast with that fucking racist She's like our one listener .
Speaker 3One and only listener . Oh no , are we becoming all that ? No , we could never . You know what's really funny .
Speaker 2Fuck you , hall , you didn't hear that . Fuck you hall Oh hey , look , we can hear you . Hey , now say some racist shit . To make sure the mic's calibrated , i'm on the backup There it is , there it is .
Speaker 3That was really on call for Oh .
Speaker 2Oh So , Zeno , you mentioned you had a question that you wanted to ask on the podcast . Yes , yes So this is .
Speaker 4This is an all participation here . Everybody can and will have to answer the question .
Speaker 3We can and will Yes .
Speaker 2Everybody will have to answer the question . I need to know everybody's answer .
Speaker 4So let me paint you a scenario right Where the fuck you going ? We're getting ready to ask the goddamn question He's still cooking , i know it . What a bitch . Goddamn it , your piece of shit , markey , we could never plan anything .
Speaker 1I can hear you . This is why we don't plan anything . You guys , the whole time . Oh , OK It was just there , was beeping out there , it was knowing me Right .
Speaker 2Your house was burning down .
Speaker 4Yeah , go , turn off the fucking smoke detector .
Speaker 3Some stupid shit . I don't know what that's about . I took the fucking batteries out .
Speaker 1I took the batteries out .
Speaker 2He goes out there His kitchen's fucking trash cans on fire . That's fine .
Speaker 4So the question is In this scenario , you're on a plane , right ? OK , let's out . You now have to man the helm of this plane , you have to land it , but you have the help of air control . You think you can land this plane all day , markey , all day , i could do it after fucking four rumincoaks .
Speaker 3Right , right , all those motherfuckers are dying with me . Really You say no , i don't trust myself with that Stun them a bit . I don't think I can do it either .
Speaker 4Really No , wow Cocoa .
Speaker 2I'd probably do it , but it'd be a little bit of this and this Everyone I know , and love is dead , so I'll be your dad .
Speaker 3Yeah , he is dead .
Speaker 4My boss saw a TikTok where it said like if you ask any man , 100 percent of them will say they can land that airplane with the help of air control . And then the rest of the tech was like a bunch of girls texting their boy friends and like hey , could you do this ? And 100 percent of them are like , yeah , absolutely Could do it .
Speaker 2And then this girl- I'd be too busy flipping all the switches . That they told me not to touch .
Speaker 5What does ?
Speaker 2this one do Autopilot disengaged attack , fucking building mode . Oh my God .
Speaker 4This girl texted her husband who was a pilot , and he was like 100 percent . No , not just anybody could do it , 90 percent of people would not be able to do it . Like everybody is wrong , i was just wondering where you guys are just realists like what about you ? I said yeah , 100 percent , i can do it .
Speaker 2If everybody else said , if everybody else , so if everybody else said no , and it was like , look , if they're looking for someone who's going to do it , i would be like , ok , fine , but if we all die , don't sue me .
Speaker 1That's what you'd be worried about Can't go after my family .
Speaker 2Can't go after my family ?
Speaker 4Yeah , they're on the plane too .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 4Cool , cool .
Speaker 3So , he likes next thing he knows there's his dad next to him .
Speaker 2Oh yeah , Murphy's mom's in the seat next to him .
Speaker 3So you know she's in the pilot seat .
Speaker 2Fucked up , fuck out of the way I've heard a lot of feedback from the ADHD after dark podcast and apparently you just get very quiet . Farhad mentioned that you don't talk enough . Oh , I feel like everybody's talking .
Speaker 3Well , actually this is what happened . People cut them off , and then he's nice and yeah , you just did it .
Speaker 2You asshole ? Yeah , I just threw my point .
Speaker 3It was because when I was being raised by my parents . We went to therapy to kind of help with my ADHD at a young age and I had to go through this like training with my therapist on if somebody speaks , i can't continue talking , i need to stop , allow them to finish , then come back in , just keep going . I have to wait for that window . So I've been trained since like eight years old to do this . So somebody just like cuts me off and they keep talking . I've just learned to just wait and if there's no window I just don't talk And none of us here have that , have that sort of skill set ?
Speaker 2No so .
Speaker 1I will just keep talking . I want to hear you one day , just be like hey , i'm talking about you , shut the fuck up .
Speaker 2I will fucking laugh so hard . If he did that I'd be like dude , dude , dude , dude Guys guys , guys .
Speaker 3So Coco and I we're going to Gen Con . By the way , adhd after dark slash game boat at Gen Con . We were looking through and gas Coco's girlfriend podcast found that there is a dubbing for hentai there .
Speaker 2Yeah , She was like can we go to the hentai dubbing thing ? And she was like if it's on Thursday we're not going to be there . And I was like , oh , it's 10 o'clock at night , We actually might be down , I'd go to it .
Speaker 3Yeah , it's just you and a couple other people sitting there and you get to just dub hentai . Oh , that sounds like . That sounds like a game , that it sounds like we've played that before , though , right . It would just be Coco and I sitting in front of a scrum . I was like , oh my mouth , daddy . Hey , peter Chad , you look lecture kawaii , yeah , oh , peter Chad , suck my cock .
Speaker 2Peter Chad , suck my . I hate it , Fuckin' hate it .
Speaker 1Show me the glizzy gobler 9000 .
Speaker 2Remember earlier when I stuck a wrench down my throat to poover point .
Speaker 4Oh yeah , I was going to suck East Hill .
Speaker 2Yeah they were talking about . I was telling them how I don't actually have a gag reflex , So I shoved a fucking wrench almost all the way down my throat .
Speaker 4So what you're saying is you could deep throw up my dick Probably .
Speaker 1Yeah , Yeah , because then he took the wrench out and shoved like three fingers just all the way down .
Speaker 2And the problem is the thing that caused the gag reflex on me murky was the fact that I opened up my airway to cause a burp to come out and it was just like . Whenever it came out it sounded like I was . I had to take it out and I was like that wasn't the gag reflex , that was my root beer . It's a very different thing .
Speaker 3Oh , we were just talking about you , glizzy 9000 . Yeah , because I mentioned the gas .
Speaker 2One time as a child I accidentally swallowed a hot dog hole And she's like what ?
Speaker 3How does that happen ? And I was like , i feel like , was you discovering a town ?
Speaker 4Yeah , I feel like you were trying to see how far you could get down and you actually were eating it Like you breathe in and like fucking choke on it .
Speaker 2Well , i used to eat really fucking quick as a kid and like I fucking took a deep breath , what I was trying to fucking also start eating a hot dog , and I took a very deep breath and the hot dog kind of got sucked down the throat a little bit And then I was like , well , i might as well see if I can get this the rest of the way down there , because it's going to be very awkward . I'm pulling it out . Yes , and I can fit a wrench down there too . So if your dick shaped like a wrench , i can , i can suck it . Also , if your dick shaped like a wrench , you probably should go see the doctor .
Speaker 3Yeah , I feel like that's an abnormality .
Speaker 1I feel like you've already been to the doctor and they can't really do much for you . The doctor is the one that fucking up .
Speaker 2I told
Sibling Rivalry and Childhood Memories
Speaker 2you to do porn .
Speaker 1I would tell you guys about how fucking my brother used to like beat the shit out of me and take my food all the time Yeah you've told me anyways .
Speaker 2I don't know if you've told it on here .
Speaker 1Just real quick . We'd get like the Totino's pizzas when they were still circle And we'd make two Circle anymore , I think there's squares now .
Speaker 3Yeah , there's square now .
Speaker 1Yeah .
Speaker 3Yeah .
Speaker 1So , those things like oh , they were never fucking circles , like fuck you , yes , they were .
Speaker 4Yeah .
Speaker 1So we'd make two of those . I would only be able to eat half my like eating as fast as I could before my brother would have already like pizzaed his and just ate the whole thing and fucking three bites . And then he'd come over and like put me in a sharpshooter , which is a wrestling move , fucking like a WWE move . He'd come over , put the sharpshooter on you , like tell me I can eat your pizza , tell me I can eat your pizza . And you know he was fucking 200 pounds heavier than I was rivet .
Speaker 1So he would always get my pizza , so that's why I learned to eat super fast .
Speaker 3I'd ever hear revenge .
Speaker 1Yeah , eventually .
Speaker 2Carpet .
Speaker 1No , i think he . I thought I broke his tailbone . That's , that's fucking awful .
Speaker 2Do tell .
Speaker 1We were out in the front yard . I don't remember if this is what I was taking to Asterone or not , but we're on the yard like wrestling around because I was talking shit and he was talking shit . I'm like get outside , motherfucker . So we did , and I hit like a quick high crotch and like just had him by leg and he went to put all his weight on me and like I dumped him . So you suck a leg back real quick and set him on their ass .
Speaker 2Well , he did that concrete .
Speaker 1My brother's fucking huge . No , it was in , it was in just the yard . Oh , ok , grass and dirt , but he's I don't know if he's close to four honey , but I wouldn't doubt it . I don't know . I don't know what he was at the time , but I mean he's well over six foot and fucking the opposite of me , tall and fucking .
Speaker 4Look almost identical , other than their size .
Speaker 2Tall and small .
Speaker 1I dumped him on his ass and he goes stop , stop , stop , stop , stop . I'm done And I was like what happened ? He goes . I think you fucking broke my tailbone . I can't , i can't get up . You're laughing .
Speaker 2Three my pizza , you bitch .
Speaker 1Yeah , he's got me to like now that we're older and shit , because obviously , like I wrestled into college and stuff and he's just a large , strong man And we like to lock up . And yeah , there was one day over his house I decided to shoot in like on a like on a single leg kind of , and he just crushed me and I just held I was holding on to his leg and I'm just holding them like I wouldn't let go and he just put like I thought I was going to either get my shoulders torn out of place or my fucking neck broken And then I just I just gave up because I couldn't go anywhere . He just he had me dude , he just body locks me and just put all his weight on me , couldn't do anything .
Speaker 2I'm laughing at the poll that he posted in the . ADHD after dark . Chat . Murphy really wants to play more food assessed games on the podcast . Y'all really want that . 25% said yes , zero , no , 25% said only if they're sounding and 50% said is Murphy on grinder . What did this poll go out ?
Speaker 4It was during the beginning of I thought it was earlier in the week . I saw it yesterday , damn , and I posted it yesterday . I definitely voted on it . Did you vote is ?
Speaker 2Murphy on grinder . It was anonymous , anonymous .
Speaker 3A mom , a mom .
Speaker 2Anemone , anemone , just to see an enemy . The voting's over . Yeah , that's why we were , that's why we just said that . What would you have voted for ? Yeah , what would you have voted for ?
Speaker 3For what , really , i'm a harmful for ? only if they're sounding Hell yeah .
Speaker 2He wants to know if there's a world record for sticking toothpicks in your in a mail . He wants to break the record .
Speaker 1They were talking like . We just talking about like all right . So I saw this thing today and it said that the new world record for most toothpicks shoved into a man's urethra was like 32 or like 36 or something like that . I'm just like what the fuck man Like as a joke . I was like so like to get them out . You just like flick them all at once or you pick them out individually .
Speaker 2You just , you just go pee and they come out .
Speaker 1I feel like it would create like a , like a beaver dam at the end of your dick and then it would just hurt because it couldn't your pee come out fast enough .
Speaker 2You imagine shooting a fucking bebe out the fucking end of your dick ? Use your dick like a dark gun .
Speaker 1Yeah , just I've been holding this .
Speaker 2Could you imagine having to reload that ?
Speaker 4No .
Speaker 2I want to see somebody make a reload animation of that . If you follow ADHD after dark , make a relayed animation for that . I don't care if it's fight , i don't care if it's five years after this episode comes out . I want it . Adhd after dark might not even be a thing anymore . I still want it , okay hang on .
Speaker 3just did you see what Dilla wrote about ADHD after dark ? if the podcast it only has Only has sounds , discord , sound clips , yeah pretty much .
Speaker 2You missed that part , zeno . What are you playing Grounded , are you still playing ? Oh , food , and I report videos on porn hub . Did you just fucking go search that up ?
Speaker 3I was very , are you ?
Speaker 1fucking beating your dick right now . Why does it look like your chest is moving ?
Speaker 3because I have jittery like syndrome fucking beating his dick guys .
Speaker 2Far has . Mike is continuously in his dick . I Was there . It doesn't , it doesn't , it doesn't it doesn't , it's gone flaccid so it just goes to his dick . Yeah , it just hangs here , does your ? Mike King ? did murky just say I have to poop .
Speaker 3Oh My gosh , this is why I'm here , oh That ass waddle .
Speaker 2It's almost like a fucking . You ever see those ?
Speaker 4his ass is the shape of like Mascots murky can you just snap a picture of your ass so I can post it on my tinder , just so I can get some girls hooked You're ?
Speaker 2gonna catfish . I feel like . I feel like I hate you now murky's ass Yeah . But , if they did that to you a real deal if they did that to you , dick , but no ass right .
Speaker 3Are you gonna be like , oh , it's kind of like a chipmunk , right ? Yeah right comes in . And when it comes in I have a big ass . But the moment I push it out , boom .
Speaker 4Brack , yes .
Speaker 2I hope you get run over by wheelchair lady . Oh I .
Speaker 3Mean she has to swipe first , right , yeah , roll , whatever . I Was in Mexico last week . Yeah , how'd that go . You know it wasn't too bad going through customs in Mexico . They pretty much just kind of looked at our passports and they were like meh , screw it . Then they just stamped and they're like keep moving . And then you had to do like these declarations to be like if you're bringing anything in , how'd you come to the country and the actual like Mexican military is at the airports and they're the ones who are taking like these declarations from you . But pretty much the dude just like grabbed my declaration , just kind of like briefly glanced at it , was like meh , whatever , like I probably could have put down on there , like I smuggled in 50 kilos of coke up my ass and he would have just glanced at him by now you should try that next time and see how it goes .
Speaker 4I don't think you want to do that .
Speaker 2Yeah .
Speaker 3No balls , but overall Like , thankfully Shannon knows how to speak Spanish and she was able to speak for us , but anytime anybody tried to speak to me in Spanish , i'm just like staring at them , because you just been like yo , kiero Taco Bell , did you fucking shit that quick murky ?
Speaker 1I just couldn't trust it . Yeah , I mean , I think we've all been there .
Speaker 2Yeah , that was there three weeks ago . I didn't want to .
Speaker 4There this morning .
Speaker 2Oh , you almost shit yourself this morning .
Speaker 4Yeah , well , it was like I had some toots that like you couldn't trust . You know , after a night of drinking you Yeah , you tend to have a little loose stool after my god farha , that that is so dicky .
Speaker 2What do you mean ? look at all the fucking phallic objects behind them .
Speaker 3Yeah , mushrooms .
Speaker 4They're moving , they are moving , so is that a vein ?
Speaker 2I'll say is that a vein ? Just pulse .
Speaker 3I can't see , they're actually all dicks guys .
Speaker 1You can't see it right .
Speaker 3Oh no , those mushrooms have like mustaches . Oh Yeah , they're following they're following , they're flattering .
Speaker 2We were doing a story and then we started talking about far has mushrooms . You know you were pooping this morning .
Speaker 4No I .
Speaker 3Could have trust .
Speaker 2I wasn't ready .
Speaker 3On the podcast . Oh crazy .
Speaker 2You guys , shit on crazy soap .
Speaker 4It's not my fault that he still wants his kids .
Speaker 2I just did . What are you gonna do about it ? You're unsubscribing to the podcast you're on yeah .
Speaker 3Um , it's gonna subscribing to the podcast . Uh , who do you think did a better job being a guest on the podcast ? farha , you crazy , or tie Ties a piece of shit . I'm honestly don't know how I did it on the first time . Yeah , but I kept switching back and forth from a headset mic to my regular mic and I realized it's a really big difference .
Speaker 1Oh , it is . Oh yeah , i bet I sound like shit right now .
Speaker 3I think that is a nothing and get for free , but you're just sitting on your , i know .
Speaker 1I wanted to see if this one were and was working forever . We were talking forever and it was working just fine .
Speaker 2Remember whenever we were gonna build . I remember we were gonna build a A computer for you . What are we doing ?
Speaker 1We're still doing that .
Speaker 2What are we doing that ? Hey , so you can do it after Myrtle Beach .
Speaker 1after myrtle Beach , it is after middle of the month . I'm not not this weekend , but next weekend , like after After July 4th . What are you guys all doing ?
Speaker 3Nothing . I think I'm free until Gen Con .
Speaker 1We can . We can load up in the F 150 Head west .
Speaker 3You could be easy pass . Yeah , good , do that .
Speaker 1Yeah . There's a micro center semis , just gotta get all your , all of your loose parts together .
Speaker 2Why already have mine ? Yeah , right there .
Speaker 1Right , right above the nipple .
Speaker 3Yeah , yeah , like across this , like really this river of hair . You can't even look at it .
Speaker 2We Yeah . Who's the next person to layer themselves on top of this fucking mess ? oh God Posted this .
Speaker 3Beautiful , beautiful .
Speaker 2I'm posting these to Twitter . By the way , if anybody wants to layer themselves on it , go fucking steal the image from Twitter right now . It's gonna be .
Speaker 1Oh , let's see my face cuz your chair .
Speaker 2What do you mean ? you're gonna be in front of it , cuz you'll be the one layering on top .
Speaker 4Yeah , ricky doesn't understand how technology works .
Speaker 2Yeah , marky's like I'm gonna fucking use this as my background , and I'm gonna be behind you .
Speaker 3Oh , what's worse , Coco is it still says Coco's fetish in the bottom left corner it does .
Speaker 2It does , it says it backwards to even Whenever . I took it from the screenshot from my end .
Speaker 1Oh it's just me , zeno and he and the truck , ellie , plenty of room in the back for , like your guys's , parts on the way over and the actual Build on the way back .
Speaker 3Bro , are you all doing the bill here Very carefully .
Speaker 2This is the most cursed picture I've ever seen . Look at that picture . Yeah , we're post I Here . Let me post it in here .
Speaker 4And come through for me .
Speaker 2So fucking cursed .
Speaker 4Oh no , I should be a gameboat . Thumbnail .
Speaker 2It should be a fucking gameboat thumbnail Is that ?
Speaker 1is that little yep , yeah , he's being the boy little man . He needs the attention . Oh , here he comes . I got a mute cuz he's gonna fucking try it and body slam the mic . No , he's gonna body slam the mic .
Speaker 2I got a new kitty recently .
Speaker 1Hey , you did and your raya Yeah he's so adorable .
Speaker 2Rivet hates him . Well , kind of she's getting used to him , but she definitely was not a Fan . What is he putting ? I thought he was gonna put something on . No , but he , she was not a fan of him . But now they're getting along pretty well .
Speaker 1Daddy Dusty actually went and got that kitten and I think one other and the mom like to a Young lady who's like part of an organization that like helps cats and shit , and now Coco has him .
Speaker 2Oh God , you need to move your head just a little bit and now lower the shoulders Perfect . Oh my god , it's so bad . This is gonna be us the whole fuck . Hang on hold that pose . Yeah , all right , that's going to Twitter that's funny . This is fucking . This is just getting worse and worse . Save it is . You guys keep talking . Me and Ian fucking got off and we're making gameboat , fucking I .
Speaker 1This should tell us how you're gonna blind a young lady in a wheelchair with your penis .
Speaker 4I have no intent of doing such thing . Take news , take news .
Speaker 1Set her head is level with your dick and that you're gonna poke her eyes out with it . Take news .
Speaker 3The first state .
Speaker 4She had a picture of her playing tennis , so maybe Are you gonna hit it at her ?
Speaker 1you just gonna go corner to corner and fucking dog walker just like I Played a win , so Definitely see those just up on the net just banging them right back .
Speaker 2Yeah , I get them hang on , i gotta move the chair out of the way .
Speaker 1You should play table time . You should play a ping pong instead of actual tennis , to be easier .
Speaker 2Is it out of the way ? here we go .
Speaker 3Yeah , it's all the way .
Speaker 1Great for the audio listeners yeah , yeah , we're posting it to Twitter say you guys , i'm gonna have to look at the Twitter to know what the fuck is going on right now , because it's ridiculous dark after ADHD .
Speaker 3Check it out chicken who .
Speaker 2This is so fucking stupid .
Speaker 1You're over the age of 18 and you start there now send . I'll send you , but pics , oh .
Speaker 3If you go to dark after ADHD and you send us pictures of food Nari , we will for them to murky . He doesn't have social media but we will show him .
Speaker 4Yeah , we'll make sure they get there to him .
Speaker 1Yeah , he loves it , we'll show him your name and with them , to the point that his girlfriend will question who his friends are eats that shit up .
Speaker 4You guys tried the grimace shake , yet I have not is it just ?
Speaker 2does it just taste like grimaces come ?
Speaker 5Yes mostly okay .
Speaker 3Are the tiktok's true about what it does to you .
Speaker 4So here's the deal . It didn't happen to me , but I didn't wish grimace a happy birthday After I drink it . I think that's like the key .
Speaker 5Yeah , cuz , i was fine .
Speaker 4And I was like I was nervous for a while . I noticed it's like only when you say happy birthday grimace after consuming the shake Got it comes for you and unspeakable things happen .
Speaker 3Okay , okay , it makes sense . Yes , but you were telling us that there's like a weird flavor thing that goes with it , like yeah , yeah , yeah , i asked me , paired with something salty .
Speaker 4Yeah , so the deal with the grimace shake to you is you can't buy it separately . As far as I'm aware , you can only Get it as a part of the meal , with the Big Mac meal or 10-piece chicken nugget meal . And The thing behind it is , if you drink it by itself , it's gonna give you a vanilla flavor , but if you drink it after eating some french fries it gives you a blueberry flavor . And The reason is the salt like nullifies some of your taste buds , so it like gives you a different flavor profile . They .
Speaker 3Sella said McDonald's yes .
Speaker 2Oh , the audio listeners are gonna hate this , but they're just gonna go through Twitter and see the fucking Madness that has been going on Also that's not listening to the packs are like , until this podcast comes out .
Speaker 2If you're following our Twitter , you're gonna be like all right , must be fucking ADHD after dark time . Oh My god , this is insane . Oh , i love it . I'm so happy we do dumb shit like this . I Feel like I can only do one more before it gets kind of fucking like too much Right why is it , like crazy , has an infection on like the outside of his nipple ? because there's fucking me and I are multiplying chest hair dude .
Speaker 1So in the ones I'm seeing like there's no pictures on the actual like nipple part of the picture in the lower left-hand corner and And there's just like a black spot crazy . Go to the doctor that checked out , dude .
Speaker 4Just checked out . Oh , I see what you're talking about Good .
Speaker 3God , this part right here .
Speaker 1Oh My god , I'm such a piece of shit .
Speaker 2Yeah , you're a hassle . Maybe he has cancer . I .
Speaker 1Was gonna say that's why he can't afford his child's .
Speaker 2That's worse than me . I'm happy you did . That was fun .
Speaker 3He's in the pocket and he's like man . I really miss my friends .
Speaker 2We're not really your friends . Crazy , yeah , based on the fact that we're putting ourselves on top of your fucking nipple .
Speaker 1I'm disappointed in myself right now you should be .
Speaker 4I'll destiny .
Speaker 2Hang on , i gotta get good , come on .
Speaker 4It's . He is on sale right now Like 60% off to you . Very well .
Speaker 1Damn .
Speaker 2I gotta figure out why it's . You know I'm trying to get it to not like be halfway fucking Opae . There we go . Did you grab it ?
Speaker 3I got it . I got it Okay .
Speaker 2I Think I'm done with this , with this bit .
Speaker 4Oh , how could you be ?
Speaker 2I don't think that's true . I mean it's , we're gonna forget about it , like next podcast he's gonna fucking put it up . Can you post that screenshot somewhere ?
Speaker 1That's what happened last time .
Speaker 3We're you post currently It a little bit .
Speaker 2Oh , yeah , yeah , yeah , fucking , if we , if we ever upload this episode as a video . This is a thumbnail .
Speaker 3Just change it every week on YouTube , my guy .
Speaker 2I don't know , you never know .
Speaker 1We might not be monetizable with the Photo for Fen boys and fries just be the up close picture of the bulge . Yeah , absolutely that Was insane Zeno's bulge guys that didn't come out again .
Speaker 2Yeah , yeah 100% bulge . Do we have pictures of Zeno's bulge ?
Speaker 3We need some .
Speaker 2I have one of I haven't saved . You have it saved the original garden , yeah , yeah it's in my .
Speaker 3It's in my secured folders has Secured image . Yeah , for special time , um haha .
Speaker 1Farha has it saved under BWC for big white cock .
Speaker 2When was that con that we went to ?
Speaker 4August of last year . It was August of last year . Thanks .
Speaker 2Okay , let's go . Oh , august 31st , trying to see if I can find your picture of you . So you guys keep talking . Okay , we're not .
Speaker 1I'm waiting , i'm waiting for it . It's gonna be a while I gotta see fucking Schmidt .
Speaker 3I .
Speaker 2Found a picture that switch said I'm drunk , dink drink . Oh , i remember that . Vampires are over , gots are mermaids . Now I .
Speaker 1Don't know why that made me laugh . I'm not thinking about it and I don't get the connection , but sure .
Speaker 3Yeah , oh .
Speaker 2No , what last year ? Oh Like , okay . 11 months ago I sent a meme The Titanic replica could set sail by 2022 . The following the original route Should survive this time , considering we've melted all the icebergs .
Speaker 4You soon .
Speaker 1I don't know if anything's too soon here .
Speaker 2No , nothing's too soon . Trying to find fucking why , is it dick ?
Speaker 3Why is it that , like everybody can put the memes about the submarine , the people dying and it's like perfectly fine , but everything else , like people will be freaking out like , if I can't like canceling , you know like what makes this situation fine ?
Speaker 2because they literally ignored all the fucking warning signs and built it out of fucking .
Speaker 3Control or everything too . Yeah , well , yeah , like , don't come wrong , like I like I'm not it's off about it , but I'm just like . I see all these memes and like all this stuff , i'm like man , like like everybody's going at it .
Speaker 1They're all billionaires , Yeah fuck .
Speaker 3Yeah , he doesn't really know , they're all billionaires rich white guys eat the rich .
Speaker 1Cocoa fucking . Eat that glizzy dude . Yeah well , let's even do it . See , you do first thing The brats off the grill while they were hot , like I saw the steam coming out of his throat after he just well well , yeah , what was that ?
Speaker 3your what was on your head at Dick's last resort ? I forgot .
Speaker 2Plays with toys more than she does , or something .
Speaker 3Oh yeah .
Speaker 2Yeah , I completely forgot what it was .
Speaker 3Mine was . My wife likes to motorboat my man boobs .
Speaker 2Your wife was fucking stabbed more than a fucking diabetic .
Speaker 3Yeah , well , what was gas ?
Speaker 2it was like a swallowed more nuts in a squirrel .
Speaker 3Yeah .
Speaker 2They were way better than uh , than ours were . Do , do , do , do . Oh , hey look , xeno 3d printed a fucking miniature boat at one point it did , it did do .
Speaker 4Yeah , yeah , it was my test print .
Speaker 1No say . Wasn't that your test run before ?
Speaker 3It's normally a test run for a lot of 3d printers .
Speaker 2Oh my god . He made a thumbnail that had me and it says man 29 dies in boating accident .
Speaker 3Oh , i forgot about that .
Speaker 2I was a long time ago . It's only in May of last year .
Speaker 3Oh , like a long time ago trying to find it .
Speaker 2I don't know if I'm gonna find this picture in the og Guardians . Oh , hang on , never mind . Oh , jesus Christ , we go . That's ridiculous , dude here you go , here you go far . Huh , oh , oh , thank you Yes . Yes , thank you , yes , thank you , i want to see his dick if I lost .
Speaker 3Yeah , if I lost the original copy dude .
Speaker 1That's a fucking . That's a baby arm holding an apple . Dude . How does it feel to be like Xeno , can I put this to Twitter ? 99% percent of the males that Xenos ever met in his life . He has a much bigger cock .
Speaker 2The internet will never get to see it , though no .
Speaker 4Until the only fans comes out until there's a sizable donation . I'll do a lot of dirty shit .
Speaker 1That's what I'm saying . Yeah , someone gets a bulge pick . Fuck , you're gonna give me thousand dollars . Oh my god .
Speaker 2I'll tweeted that we he needs an adult on the fucking first photo that we posted And I responded you should see the latest ones . Oh God , so what do you do now ? I hate you guys . He hates how successful this is he's probably waiting for like tell me like I'll send us pictures of your podcast .
Speaker 4Did you guys see ? Oh yeah joysticks posted something about , the audio was messed up , or something like that . Yeah , and he posted hashtag be better and joysticks Responded with . We'd love to hear about it on your podcast .
Speaker 2And that was miles right yeah , it was G Millie fuck him . Zena , your dick is huge .
Speaker 1I still have it up on my screen .
Speaker 2That's why I was so quiet for like five minutes .
Speaker 3I was trying to find a .
Speaker 2What do you mean ? it's in the fucking you have access to this chat . I'm pretty sure you know what fuck it . I'm putting it in the NS . Do I have an NSFW chat now ? I'm sending it directly to far huh .
Speaker 3Okay .
Speaker 2Your fucking name . My good thing , you just recently messaged me . There you go , there's his dick . God , yeah , my . My comment was hey , the boys doing all right down there , they , they look kind of . That's just fucking depresses me . How do you think it makes us feel ? Yeah , and that wheelchair ladies , yes , she's fucked . Oh yeah , she's missing out , at least you don't have it , you might actually feel that hang on , at least you don't have to worry about oh my god , having to walk funny .
Speaker 4That was fucked up . Oh god , this is why we're going to hell .
Speaker 3Oh , absolutely . Hey saying are we still going to hell ? you never worked .
Speaker 5You got so many questions for me that on here you know it's a whole fucking five feet to go up Coco's ass .
Speaker 4Does .
Speaker 5God give me the record .
Speaker 4Did a Satan ? did you give me the stick ?
Speaker 3Yes , To mine or to , i don't know what you said .
Speaker 5Oh , I was curious He said yes , i was , do you look ?
Speaker 3the Rouse , the Zeno . Look the Rouse . Does Coco get a Rouse when your hands up his ass ?
Speaker 5He's dick's hard right now . I got an update on your mom . Oh , this gotta be good . I forgot cuz she's dead . So your mom went to the dentist the other day cuz She gave too much teeth on her blow job to me the other day , so I had the doctor teeth out ?
Speaker 1Yeah , oh no , you had them removed individually , or ?
Speaker 5you individually , without anesthesia .
Speaker 3That's fucked out . anesthesia Yeah , on the bright side she gives a great head now .
Speaker 5I mean , while Jesse's over there playing with the kitty , oh , you play with your plus . It's the plus . Oh , there's another plus .
Speaker 3Yeah , because you cucks keep talking over . Make me . Your ass next yeah , you know what ?
Speaker 5You're right , because I don't have your soundboard . Exactly . Fuck you , fuck . I got a heck of computer now .
Speaker 4What I was just a hook up to it what I was saying .
Speaker 3Zeno , thank you for her , for telling me that I need to stand up for myself . See , far has got my back .
Speaker 5Everybody fucking left now .
Speaker 3Yeah , okay . Anyways , archaeologists Discover like a two thousand year old painting and Pompeii that shows pizza on it .
Speaker 5Sorry , different Pompeii , right , yeah , yeah .
Speaker 3This Pompeii is the one that you blew up a volcano on and killed thousands . Oh , i mean they deserved it . Well , i mean they were Greek . So yeah , that's a little fuck . Should have believed in it was ancient Greek , because everybody was fucking each other , dude Satan's into that and he was like , let's bring that down here and let's bring that down here .
Speaker 4I want a piece of that action . Yep , i .
Speaker 3Probably a lot of people and just know this is satire . I do not actually feel this way .
Speaker 5Yeah , why do you think I play a Satan and make fun of murkies in the world all the time ?
Speaker 3Oh , but yeah , apparently , like this pizza that's in this painting was next to like what they assumed was a bakery . Oh yeah , and it shows a lot of similarities to like modern-day Italian pizza . Okay , it's like on the silver platter and there's like fruit and I think like wine and there's like a little pizza on it . I want me tomatoes and fresh veggies .
Speaker 5Me , it's the delicious when it was being cooked by me , most likely . All right . Well , make a good , those dad Okay .
Speaker 2Oh .
Speaker 3The hands pulled out , say what Dude do you ? just come after . You know Satan pulls out .
Speaker 2Did you not just hear what happened ? I Screamed out , i see him .
Speaker 4Do you ? was that from coming ? Yeah , hurt , yeah when you come that hard .
Speaker 2We said I'll think I don't know . It's kind of like coming out of anesthesia You don't know what's actually going on . So I could probably be fucking juzin everywhere . But I'm gonna go with them , probably not , cuz my pants are kind of dry right now . Okay , fair , fair .
Speaker 3Hey , coco , i found a new candy for you .
Speaker 2Yeah , what's it called ? Is it in the ADHD after dark ? Yeah , in the .
Speaker 3ADHD after dark J .
Speaker 2Blowjob practice Willie . Oh my god , where the fuck did somebody find that at ? Hang on , wait , wait . Does that say jelly pussy at the bottom Bottom right ?
Speaker 3Yes , yeah , and those and then there's just fucking boobs , marshmallow willies . What's warning ? increases in size when cooked what is that pasta is pasta penises .
Speaker 2Pasta , penises , pasta peanut and . I'm pasta and I'm pasta and pasta , pasta . So uh , when are you gonna stream again II ? Well , little misses the raccoon .
Speaker 3Yes , he does . He really misses that record , oh .
Speaker 2The fuck did I ?
Speaker 3know what I feel like .
Speaker 2What was like ? what the fuck did you go ?
Speaker 1I was muted .
Speaker 2I'm still looking at Zeno's fucking huge-ass bulge .
Speaker 1It's mad . It's like it's breathtaking .
Speaker 2It's your breathtaking , oh .
Speaker 1Oh , melt my heart , daddy .
Speaker 3Oh , that's why you're asking . I was gonna stream .
Speaker 2Yeah , cuz he just . He's just posted in general . I missed you , Oh I .
Speaker 3Know , it just wasn't making me happy .
Speaker 2You know who else doesn't make me happy ? far ha , He's a piece of shit .
Speaker 5Shit on his way He can't hear us .
Speaker 2He's a loser , he's short , oh , oh did you know , I everybody call far ha Joey when he gets back . He hates being called Joey and he's the one that told us so Calling .
Speaker 4Joey Yeah what okay , i'm gonna do that . You're not gonna call him Joey . Oh , i like far . Fuck you , sean , fuck you .
Speaker 2You call me Shawnee yeah , I'm gonna call you .
Speaker 1Shawnee okay everybody calls him that . I don't know who the fuck that is . Oh , what happened ? I fell and grounded . I Think .
Speaker 2I think he was talking about something else . Is everything good over there , markey , markey ? good baby , you getting your dick sucked , not once if you wish .
Speaker 1I wish . I guess we're gonna get him in trouble like possible . That I made like the cheese is like kind of like I was absorbed in Hardcore . Now it's gonna be booty . It's what I was informed of , you know , i'm sorry I made it like I finished it right at like almost seven .
Speaker 2You're fucking idiot . Thanks you're welcome . I got your back .
Speaker 1I appreciate the backup . Yeah , he said you're an idiot . I .
Speaker 2Don't even know why , but you're an idiot .
Speaker 1Cuz I made the , the noodles too soon . Now they're like cold and they're Cheddar black pepper , something I don't fucking know . Cheese black pepper , just cheesy noodles . They're booty , cuz I can't cook for shit unless it steaks . I make great steaks .
Speaker 2Especially when somebody turns up the heat all the way to high . Mm-hmm so that they get done during the day And I'm in night . What are you gonna say before ? Markey so rudely interrupted you , sorry .
Speaker 3So I made a tweet on our game bow , did you ? that's it , to stay topical . what Submersive game should we play next ? totally , actually had like random people Reply to it . Oh , did they would they say , we had one person called the gamer network Say that we should play sub hunt the fuck is sub hunt . I don't know , and some person called the Tetrision Sub-rebellion of rebellion a ps2 game .
Speaker 1Huh , okay .
Speaker 2The fuck is sub hunt .
Speaker 3I know , let me google that . But also I sent you like three submarine games . Oh , did you on Regular DMs .
Speaker 2Yeah , iron lung Oh .
Speaker 3Sub hunt is like an Intellivision game .
Speaker 2Okay , interesting You're interested , you know the only reason why we're playing a sub game is because we're terrible people and we're fucking jumping on a joke . Eat the rich .
Speaker 3Hashtag eat the rich .
Speaker 2Can we talk about for a second how Everybody was making fun that they were of the fact that they were using a logic tech fucking Controller to control this sub ? but it's one of the few pieces of intact debris that they found at the bottom of the ocean . Fucking reviews , aren't ? it's like man , this thing's fucking great . It fucking does incredible under pressure . Well , he's got one of the logical ones and say this helps , holds up pretty well under stress . Yeah , good for extreme conditions .
Speaker 3Good under pressure , oh my god under pressure .
Speaker 2There were so many good ones . Oh , it's like whatever . The fucking twisted T CEO woke up that one morning after twisted T was trending and it was like the social media guys , just like the fucking the looking back sort of with the wide eyes meme , if you know what I mean He's like . It's like why are we trending ?
Speaker 4and the guy's like You're not gonna believe this .
Speaker 2I don't believe this shit . Fucking the Logitech CEO was like huh , our controllers trending . I wonder why . Fucking the media managers is like . Do I tell them ?
Speaker 3Could you just imagine just waking up as , like the social media manager for logic And Just seeing that you're trending , you're like , oh cool , was it like someone gave us a cool review or something ? and then you like find out ?
Speaker 2no , five people are dead . And you're somehow connected to it well , to be fair , they didn't do it by choice . No , they did not like they fucking sold them this controller for the sub the dude fucking legitimately just bottom of Amazon Fucking 1999 on Amazon Next is like 35 do .
Speaker 2What do was do was bragging about how we got like this part from fucking Home Depot for $30 , and I'm like , bro , you're charging people half a fucking million dollars There's a quarter of a million dollars to go down in this fucking sub and you're building it with parts from fucking Home Depot And fucking Amazon they weren't even able to like physically see it right , like they had to view it .
Speaker 2They knew it through a fucking TV screen . So somebody was like you know , you could have just fucking taken it five feet underwater , sat there for fucking three hours And then popped up a picture of the Titanic on the fucking TV and they would never know . Instead , they became a lot .
Speaker 3Come do they say that they imploded ?
Speaker 4that's what they're liquid . That's what they're saying .
Speaker 2It's not what it's not like . It's not Rumors anymore , as you know . It's like they have imploded . They picked up the crushed submarine With fucking presumed human remains inside of it , hopefully . Body matter It's , it's , it's not gonna be . When they look at it , they're basically . What they're gonna see is like imagine you just put those five people through like a fucking meat blender and That's pretty much what's gonna be left of them .
Speaker 5Mm-hmm .
Speaker 1It happened like so fast you would never know To sitting next to your dead grandparents . What's up ?
Speaker 2Fuck , having you guys came .
Speaker 1I .
Speaker 2Guess , i'm dead now .
Speaker 1You . Just what did you fucking postie ?
Speaker 3a greatest anime of all fucking time . I'm scared .
Speaker 2I can't open this cuz I'm afraid of copyright . It's not . It's not copyrighted . Are you allowed to fucking have the audio play ?
Speaker 3Yes , it's just a YouTube series .
Speaker 2What in the fuck is this ? And stream it to the chat . Hang on , i'm working on that The day . Remember that shit , share your screen kitty cats .
Speaker 1What the fuck are you doing ?
Speaker 2Hey guys go . Alright , boys , i know you think this is your death .
Speaker 1You should be good .
Speaker 3It's fucking . anime of all time with the best are ever like fuck demon slayer , fuck Jojo's , fuck whatever's hot right now in the anime community . This knocks it out of the water . and top tier voice acting I mean Chris Sabot , who I feel like you're gaslighting are like died .
Speaker 2Yeah , i'm playing a show , Yeah .
Speaker 3I heard that to eat go sugar girls .
Speaker 2Everybody dance , We Oh yeah . It's good Zero dance . You fuck , oh fuck you . I'm gonna ban you . He's playing grounded .
Speaker 4Yeah , well , he is grounded .
Speaker 2Oh , my God , This is so too fast , Oh my God . Look at the jiggle physics . Oh , it's a furry , I mean I fuck . Oh my God , What's his mouth doing ?
Speaker 5His mouth are connected .
Speaker 1A dance so hard .
Speaker 2Neckos sugar girls . Oh my God , i'm not sure if I need to apologize .
Speaker 1I'm a .
Speaker 2Wonderful , it's not a cat .
Speaker 3My , oh , but this is like an Internet legend . This was like a full shit post worth thing .
Speaker 2Oh , my God .
Speaker 3You know what you Like . some characters will be like eating their fucking microphones and some people are like 10 yards away from it . This is we got to remember . this came out like Early 2000s , like .
Speaker 2Thanks , Johnny Bravo . Mark , I can't hear a word you just said bigger than the actual sleeve Look at that guy over there . Yeah , jesus , fucking Christ .
Speaker 3And I love how they're all on different microphones . Oh my God , I hate this one Sounding like murky with his gamer headset .
Speaker 2Her boobs are moving way too fucking quick . You're muted . I hate it .
Speaker 1I know , I know I got the gamer headset on . I know I hate .
Speaker 2They're going to all fucking have sex . What She's got hard ass nipples right now .
Speaker 3He has like a hunchback and his front is so fucking yeah , for real , my name is it .
Speaker 2Yeah , it's like fucking Dr Evil .
Speaker 3And it looks like it was all made in MS paint . Probably was .
Speaker 5They've been sex .
Speaker 3No , she's supposed to be laughing here .
Speaker 2Oh Yeah .
Speaker 1No , it's a threesome . My coco was grandma , it's hi Yes . Oh my God , it is a threesome .
Speaker 3You guys want to follow along ? It's Nyan Eko sugar girls on YouTube .
Speaker 1Rewind it three minutes .
Speaker 3And I also feel like sometimes they just don't really know English or they're just reading the script for the first time .
Speaker 2What the fuck ? They spelled voice actors wrong . They spelled Japanese wrong . Oh , I hate it . This is all . Oh , no .
Speaker 1I'm waiting for R A W R .
Speaker 3And he's on by me .
Speaker 2This is , oh , i'm sorry , act or a .
Speaker 3Here's the thing that reminded me this existence .
Speaker 1I like that his eyes are popping out of his head in the end .
Speaker 2This might be the first thing I have to edit , because I need to turn this the fuck down , oh .
Speaker 3I hate it . Okay , so , coco , what I just put in the ADHD after dark is what reminded me that this existed .
Speaker 2You guys want to see something funny real quick and episodes of this .
Speaker 3Here you go .
Speaker 5You are , oh , i see Say It's Mr Crabbs .
Speaker 2That's about as much as I'm playing at that , though . Yeah , what did you ? what else did you put in here ? Am I allowed to ? What is this , hey ?
Speaker 3it's copyright free shit post gate . This is what reminded me that this shit exists ?
Speaker 2Are they just straight up having fucking sex ?
Speaker 3And it's like this 30 , like 40 .
Speaker 2What's the beat this Vtuber ? their streams are so funny . There's streams No . No , this is AIDS .
Speaker 5This is this . This deserves to be torture and hell . In fact , I'm using this right now . I'm taking it .
Speaker 3You can't have been . Five seconds could have relate the same feelings . We know it goes on for almost a fucking minute .
Speaker 2Why is a Asian porn responding to this ?
Speaker 3What's funny ? is it censored ? What if you view it as a SpongeBob gift ?
Speaker 2Okay , it's probably just because it's a Asian porn is a Twitter account that's posting it in a dying society . Oh my God , what the fuck ? What is this ?
Speaker 3mean AI , donald Trump , calamar Okay .
Speaker 2I think I've had enough internet for the day .
Speaker 3I'm going to play a game in the background . You're so far . what have you been gaming with lately ? Like , what have I been gaming ? Yeah , do the street GTA RP every single day . We're fucking nerd . You're fucking nerd , you play Xenoblade all the time . Yeah , i know that . At least I didn't play it all the time . In fairness , did you admit it ? I admit it , i just admitted it . Okay , joey .
Speaker 2Oh my God , we'll come up to Illinois find you , and just not to be fair , this dumbass was the one that was like Oh yeah , by the way , i hate being caught in something . I I have a nickname , it's Joey and then fucking his wife froggy goes Oh yeah , he hates being called Joey . And then .
Speaker 4She was like Why would you tell them that personal information with Coco ever ?
Speaker 3Everybody in any fucking gas was on me about it too .
Speaker 2Well , yeah , and so is your wife .
Speaker 3Yeah . That's fucked up no fucking Joey , fucking Joey wheeler used to be gaming For all you , you are in the podcast far Ha doesn't actually mean that .
Speaker 4He's a third-rate dealer with a fourth-rate deck You know it back .
Speaker 2So you , what you're saying is he's a better douler than he is his deck He's better if he had a second-rate deck . He'd be a first-rate douler , yeah , i guess . What does that mean ?
Speaker 3if you had a first-rate deck .
Speaker 2Would he be champion ? Could be talk about you , gio Joey , wheeler rich .
Speaker 3Nights .
Speaker 2Hey guys , come in here , call for ha Joey . I Don't know if she's down here . Fuck you guys . Oh wow . I'll relay that message .
Speaker 4Nervous laugh , Yeah right .
Speaker 2Calm Joey . He also said fuck you , guys Miss you . He said hi , guys , i miss you .
Speaker 1I would never say anything negative .
Speaker 3You know , you're a fucking loser , joey . The rest you to Zeno . You have big penis he does look . I'm okay . Looks like you're gonna get cut in half . Yeah , worried about your penis .
Speaker 2You remember how I said that you could see the outline when he didn't have the cup ? Yeah , that's the picture I was talking about .
Speaker 4So I'm gonna go continue to play my game .
Speaker 2That's fine . She says she's gonna go , the couples of it Oh by the way , we also did this . If you want to see it . It's pretty funny .
Speaker 1Guess who's ? nipple .
Speaker 3Guess who's nipple that is down there .
Speaker 2There's a nipple , yep .
Speaker 4In one of the first .
Speaker 2In one of the first pictures it's . It's easier to see , But try to guess whose chest this is .
Speaker 4Yours no , but it's crazies .
Speaker 2I Love how each picture that like got layered on top of each other got slightly more blurrier because of the Fucking screen so you can see which one was the most recent one picked up and which was the oldest . Oh my god , dude , yeah , it's gonna suckies , pee , pee .
Speaker 3I love how , every time that sound gets played , i can just see a little bit of Zeno soul leave his body .
Speaker 1I Can just see him like almost close . I vote all side the way and like get ready to really say it . We can really put some feeling behind it , cuz he means it .
Speaker 3And then he took away custom , oh yeah yeah , I wonder why .
Speaker 1Taco Bell like diarrhea fuckhole .
Speaker 3Oh , yeah , i remember that out . Oh , you know I'm a winzino had the whole yeah name thing . Yeah , i hate him doing like ten times , so you go .
Speaker 2I think he had to tell somebody that . I think he did basically say no , I'm not fucking jerking off to far Ha or something like that .
Speaker 3I think my neighbors are gonna think I'm jerking off far ha one moment .
Speaker 4Oh , oh God one day that there was a lot of boy you're deemed , and my window was open and my neighbors were outside Nice and I wasn't thinking anything . I was just like , oh , whatever , doing these hoyas and shit . And then I realized the door where the window was open . I was like , oh cool , yep , that's a good thing . Love that for me .
Speaker 2I miss the Zeno streams . You know , Well , I miss .
Speaker 4I miss your streams .
Speaker 2I also miss far hot streams .
Speaker 3I miss . I miss Coco streams when he plays jack box .
Speaker 2To be fair , i've only ever done that once . I think . Yeah , man , man , that was a good stream . Let's show you my asshole .
Speaker 4Goosey stuck was fun too . Goosey stuck was fun .
Speaker 2That was way funner than among us .
Speaker 1I didn't hate everybody in the park , i were talking and like I was , i was the imposter as a car . I'm not gonna kill far on . I'm gonna get on my side like he's gonna fucking . You know He's gonna get me at the end and then someone I might have at you . Coco , you ran into shot far ha .
Speaker 2I ran in shot far ha , you murdered me , and then that killed the fucking lover and we got to the kill screen and everybody's like whoa , why are there so many people dead ? and murky's like Murky's like alright . So what happened was Coco ran in , he killed far ha , so I killed him , but I don't know how those other people died Also , i farted . It smells awful Oh . No , no , no , but it smells awful .
Speaker 1What does it smell like ?
Speaker 2It's one of those things you can't describe , so we got anything fun going on in the fourth .
Speaker 3I'm gonna be going out of town . Oh yeah , Yeah , I'm going up north . What are you ?
Speaker 2going there ? Are you leaving Monday tomorrow ? Are you leaving tomorrow ? Yeah , okay , so no game boat on Monday . Got it ? No game ? Oh yeah , got it . So that'll be next the following week . Yes , I'll slow in for game boat . No , you haven't been sworn in yet by . You do have a captain's hat deal .
Speaker 3Yes , for four play , but I'll use it for game boat .
Speaker 1What are you like ? oh , welcome to my ship a captain's hat .
Speaker 2Yes .
Speaker 3Get the , get the hat , prove it . Do You said you have it , get the file . My line for the issue .
Speaker 1I don't find you as a liar . That sounds about right . You have it and now you're embarrassed .
Speaker 2That sounds about right . Far , hot now far . I take your hat off for everybody to see . You should have heard what the guy at Dick said to Farha Whenever he was like there . Bear he knows , yeah , but the dude was like . The dude was like .
Speaker 3No man .
Speaker 2I've done with my bald ass dome . If you , if you'd have taken that hat off , i could have done so much more .
Speaker 3Yeah , yeah , it's true , because he did , yeah , he did the motorboat thing for me and I took my head off . He's like you , slick . He's like , oh man , like you , like he missed a prime opportunity .
Speaker 5Sorry bro go on , go on , murky . I see , i see , you have something , say it , say it .
Speaker 4I was gonna say , say like great value brand Hulk Hogan , or something like that fucking great value , mr Clean .
Speaker 3I would mean he's tall . Yeah , that's the first thing Coco said again he literally do . You say hi , you said you're short .
Speaker 2And then I got a handy from your wife .
Speaker 3Yeah , yeah , I'm guys got a handy as well , Yeah guys , good handy Probably does give good handy .
Speaker 2Yeah , yeah , you better , my guy handies , except for me You got that later . Remember when we ran up , he dressed as carrots .
Speaker 3I remember that I did good times , good time fucking love does .
Speaker 2Yeah , we were in front of a huge fucking crowd of people lots I don't want the restaurant was called , but it was just like the wait line , for it was like 30 minutes or so and we just come running through the parking lot . I messed up , i , i hit the record button and it stopped recording , so we don't have the footage . But like I ran up through the parking lot and cut in front of some cars and then showed up in front of far hot , he was just sitting there like oh no , we were just gonna walk up to you at your car . That's why we asked you to tell us where you parked .
Speaker 2I mean , i wish , and then .
Speaker 3I wish I didn't we had a lot across that fucking .
Speaker 2And then we were gonna we were gonna make it like a friend , like like a less fucking grand thing . And then you were like yes , so we went , put our names in anyway , let us know when you're here . We were like we literally said we were parked and just waiting for you tell us when you're here . And I looked at He was like well , they went up there . So I guess we're going up there now and he's like alright , so we fucking went .
Speaker 3Yeah , if I knew that was all gonna transpire . How did you not know that ?
Speaker 2was gonna happen . How did I not know ? how did I not know ?
Speaker 3you're gonna be wearing a fucking carrot costume in the middle of Myrtle Beach .
Speaker 2We what I had no idea . We gave you the fucking carrot dildo too . Well , yeah , but I mean you should have figured we had more in plan .
Speaker 3Well , no fairness , we didn't gas did .
Speaker 2Yeah , we weren't gonna blow our load all in one night and fucking froggy . Wasn't there that first time ?
Speaker 3No , yeah , she had the Rona .
Speaker 2She did get to see the carrot costumes though .
Speaker 3Yeah , was it Kennedy there too ? yeah , yes , she was , because she took the picture .
Speaker 2I think that's what made her slightly less terrified as us of us Oh .
Speaker 3Yeah , well , yeah , when she just came in here , she's like is that cocoa ? is that ? II like yeah . And she's like who's that ? like that's ? you know you stay far away from him .
Speaker 2I think the one she needs to worry about is murky . He's a piece of shit . Yeah , he is kind of racist .
Speaker 3well , she didn't question murky . I said murky . She said oh okay , oh , just a piece of shit that's . Zeno , he's the one who plays video games on the podcast and doesn't say anything .
Speaker 2There's ever been a day besides , when we were watching Pokemon journeys that Zeno Hasn't been playing a video game ?
Speaker 1true , now There's been multiple .
Speaker 3Yeah , really , there's been a few where he hasn't been playing , but I have I don't know .
Speaker 1I know there's a spreadsheet tucked away .
Speaker 3I have there is yeah , i mean , i still have all of our stuff , i think .
Speaker 2I think , if we always want , to do the smash or pass . I mean , we could bring , he bring it up . But , smash or pass that's pass .
Speaker 3Yeah , bring it up . I'm playing battle , bit though fucking quit it .
Speaker 2Oh , you're playing battle , you're playing , i'm playing game battle , but I'm still fucking talking , son of a bitch .
Speaker 3Imagine multitasking . Couldn't be me .
Speaker 1My brain can't work that way .
Speaker 5Yeah , I can't do that .
Speaker 3GTA roleplay son of a bitch talking .
Speaker 1It's the drugs in the alcohol .
Speaker 3Wait , farha , you used to be a fucking streamer , my guy skill issue , skill issue , skill issue . Right right that's why he stopped . I don't know what to do my girlfriend and GTA roleplay broke up , so I've been kind of down and out .
Speaker 2I'm depressed because the fucking internet girlfriend broke up with me . Luckily I can still go home and discord kitten ran away . Luckily I can still get in bed with my wife .
Speaker 3Yeah , luckily I had a plan B .
Speaker 2Oh , my god , guess guess straight up was like , yeah , that'd be weird if you ever did RP and had a girlfriend . And I was like I know , that's why I would never do it . Oh , hang on , i got one , it's not that weird .
Speaker 5Totally natural did it come through totally natural .
Speaker 2Did that come through the mic ?
Speaker 4What was ?
Speaker 2it . Obviously it didn't then the little squeaky . No , the little .
Speaker 1I thought I heard more squeaky far ahead .
Speaker 4Yeah , it sounded like you just farted like a little bitch . Just what happened ?
Speaker 2is because I moved it down , ah . Yeah , I guess I'll leave it down by my dick the rest of the podcast , Yeah you gotta sniff it .
Speaker 4Yeah , now you gotta sniff it the rest of the time .
Speaker 2I mean sure Smells like french fries .
Speaker 1No , like are you talking about the creases in between your thigh and like your balls ? because I don't think it should smell like french fries .
Speaker 2No , the microphone . Ah , probably shouldn't smell like french fries either . Yeah , if we were gonna go back to the oenverse , i believe the last thing that happened was murky Slap my ass . I think it was murky murky , did you slap my ass so hard , or was it zeno's ?
Speaker 4Slap my ass so hard because I had to go back and yeah , and we had to go back in time to fix it .
Speaker 2I slacked your ass way back .
Speaker 1Then We're going to the oen saty that fucking cries blood out of its eyes . Yeah , but we played for like after we just demolished the charity of wheelchairs for the wine .
Speaker 2Yeah , but we literally only played for like 10 minutes the last time we did it , and all we accomplished was Literally going back to where we started .
Speaker 1No , we have a bunch of guns and ammo . What do you mean ?
Speaker 2No , we did that . We did that the episode before . Yeah , because then we started it back up . You slapped my ass so hard that we had to go back in time and then we ended . Adhd after dark .
Speaker 1Yeah , it was before wheelchairs for the wine .
Speaker 4Go listen to the episode then isn't the um bridesmaid also pregnant with nothing ?
Speaker 2Yeah , I think she's got like a car baby or something .
Speaker 1Yeah yeah me a thermopolis or whatever the fuck her name was .
Speaker 3Oh , which , uh . My girlfriend had to correct me because she listened to that roleplay and she said one of those bridesmaids was The love interest from cars and another one was from like another owen wilson movie .
Speaker 2Well , sally was cars .
Speaker 3Yes , And I didn't know that . I just thought they , they were just names .
Speaker 1No , sally was the fucking portion cars , wasn't it like car rara , what Sally carara ?
Speaker 2I don't remember what her name was , but she was a Porsche .
Speaker 3Who had a tramp stamp , correct ?
Speaker 1nice , sounds like farah Farah does have a tramp stamp ?
Speaker 2I do not , i've seen it . Oh , it's your . I showed you my sheet .
Speaker 1It's like the tri- it's like the tribal rose kind of thing .
Speaker 2Yeah , farah got a farah got a flaming baseball . I can't believe that I tell the story behind that one , farah I like fire and I like baseball .
Speaker 3I love that you want me to that .
Speaker 2That ? that exactly what you just did .
Speaker 1I wanted you to tell the story of why you got a dad too Damn . Look at those guns , daddy .
Speaker 2Look at those cannons , oh my god , god , he still kind of does like baseball because he's coaching Uh , dude , that's a .
Speaker 4This kid's uh softball team right , two ball team or a softball , or what is it I mean ?
Speaker 3that's correct . I am left handed .
Speaker 1That's a chronic masturbation forearm called it .
Speaker 3I'll be in married .
Speaker 1Spend my mouth . I'd let you spit in my mouth .
Speaker 2Daddy . Oh , did I mention on the podcast ? I deep-throated the fucking wrench .
Speaker 3Yes .
Speaker 2I don't know my brain . Have you done ?
Speaker 1anything tonight .
Speaker 2No .
Speaker 1I haven't seen you drink , right ? Okay , so coca silver wants to talk about how he deep throats again .
Speaker 4He's very proud of it . Obviously , yeah , can you do it .
Speaker 1He's masturbating coca-coa deep throats . Zeno is the glizzy gobbler and he might be sleeping .
Speaker 2And marky's racist .
Speaker 1It looks like .
Speaker 2He's sleeping . Zeno you okay ? Were you texting somebody , or was it ? was it the wheelchair lady ? Did she swipe back on you ? Please tell me she got back .
Speaker 1Did you match fit ? Oh no , i'm terrible .
Speaker 2Oh no , your pickup line could be like I can make you walk again . Marky has to leave . How do we exit that ?
Speaker 3we don't goodbye .
