S2 E9: British Insults Unleashed

Ever wondered what it really means when a Brit calls someone a Muppet, Trollop, or Wanker? Well, buckle up for a wild and hilarious ride as our guest Crazy takes us on a deep dive into the world of British insults! We compare these terms to their American counterparts and even discuss the versatility of words like 'slut' and 'dirty whore' in British humor.

You won't want to miss the infamous Apple Juice Poop story that has us cringing and laughing in equal measure, and we also explore the bizarre world of American fast food and its potential impact on our health. From mounted deer heads adorned with women's panties to the challenges of mastering Guitar Hero, this episode is brimming with side-splitting anecdotes and eye-opening discussions.

Lastly, we chat about random topics such as the unexpected success of an American team at Le Mans and the country's strange obsession with credit cards. Plus, we share a hilarious bet revolving around Crazy's Twitch link that almost cost us some money. Get ready for an uproarious, thought-provoking episode that will leave you wanting more!

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Transcript

British Insults Explained

Speaker 1 0:00

I'm a raging alcoholic and two shots of tequila will make me cut some fucking rug A bar. that's why I don't drink tequila. That's beautiful.

Speaker 2 0:10

After dark I cut the podcast and started as soon as Berkey goes. I'm a raging alcoholic. Where's the lie? You heard it here.

Speaker 1 0:21

Where is the lie? I mean I'm, at least I. The first step is acceptance, right, right.

Speaker 2 0:27

I'm just a bit of that acceptance step time for a long time.

Speaker 4 0:31

I'm just excited, You know no.

Speaker 3 0:34

All right. So before we go any further, I need to see if I win five dollars. You know, are you currently playing a game?

Speaker 2 0:39

I am. He's playing destiny. That's why I asked him.

Speaker 3 0:42

I'm getting five dollars from from who. Yeah, zeno, why Was there a bet?

Speaker 1 0:49

Yeah, there is a bet on Twitter. I didn't accept the bet.

Speaker 2 0:51

Did you see it on Twitter?

Speaker 3 0:53

It is. He also liked it, so I did like it.

Speaker 4 0:56

I ain't accept shit, you know, except this digs your mouth. How about that? I know my thing.

Speaker 2 1:00

That might be worth it.

Speaker 3 1:01

You know my. Thing.

Speaker 1 1:04

Better see that by the end podcast or exact things might happen.

Speaker 2 1:08

His dick or the Venmo.

Speaker 3 1:11

Both Yeah, he, yeah, hey, coco, where's the city? skyline at it.

Speaker 2 1:18

It's it's still happening. I'm 10 minutes into a 50 minute recording.

Speaker 4 1:24

Oh nice.

Speaker 2 1:25

For one episode.

Speaker 4 1:26

Nice.

Speaker 2 1:27

I've recorded for 50 minutes because I figured I was going to cut a lot of dead space out. and yeah, i still need to work on my whole solo recording scheme, so I don't sound like a fucking loser.

Speaker 3 1:40

Joe, because I knew you are a fucking loser. We're all fucking losers. That's why we made this podcast.

Speaker 1 1:45

Right, that's why we're here.

Speaker 3 1:48

You think any person worth their salt is making a podcast. I mean, I think losers are podcasts.

Speaker 1 1:54

I think people with their salt would watch Pokemon on Thursdays with their friends.

Speaker 4 2:00

I mean, that's what, that's what this whole podcast started out to be, and then we haven't gone back, i guess I mean, that's true ADHD fashion now, like we fixated on it for a couple of weeks and then we're like right on to the next thing, right?

Speaker 3 2:15

Everybody's on to the next. Had everybody do the flop.

Speaker 4 2:18

I'm as far. I do miss Farah.

Speaker 2 2:21

Farah too. You guys ready to shit on crazy?

Speaker 3 2:25

Absolutely There he is.

Speaker 4 2:27

You know who we get tonight. Jesus, fucking Christ, there's fucking bags to be on. shows up, fucking late, hey you hottest bread I know.

Speaker 2 2:36

The hottest bread are the only bread Now he knows to.

Speaker 3 2:41

It can't say that other thing He can't say that Yeah, very, very.

Speaker 2 2:48

Is he not going to talk?

Speaker 3 2:50

What's up Crazy? Is he a permission talking here?

Speaker 2 2:52

He should.

Speaker 5 2:54

I got you.

Speaker 2 2:55

Oh there he is. There's his dumb boy.

Speaker 3 2:58

Sorry about that, his dumb boys.

Speaker 6 3:01

I don't my dumb boys, so do you.

Speaker 2 3:04

Yeah, Oh boy, we're going to get a. Do you have clothes on? Oh you do.

Speaker 3 3:09

He has clothes on, takes them off.

Speaker 4 3:10

Oh, he's got.

Speaker 1 3:12

He just lost $20.

Speaker 3 3:15

Wait, well, now I'm in the whole $15.

Speaker 2 3:18

So we get fucked. Who are you paying money to All of us now? No, just me. Oh, that's me.

Speaker 4 3:25

We had a side bet rolling.

Speaker 2 3:26

I missed that. I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 3:30

I've caused people money so far, so is that what's?

Speaker 2 3:33

happened. Well, Zeno costed people money. No, you made me $15.

Speaker 1 3:37

So, actually you made me $20. Excuse me because I wasn't in on the first.

Speaker 2 3:41

Markey is the happiest he's ever been with you.

Speaker 6 3:43

Yes.

Speaker 3 3:45

OK, that's always a good thing. So I have here a list of British insults And I want, crazy, to explain them to Americans.

Speaker 1 3:54

So when you say them like with like, with force and feeling, ok all right And like a true Brit top of the list because these are just 20 British insults.

Speaker 3 4:05

Is Muppet He? just? I heard you say a little bit.

Speaker 6 4:13

Yeah, Muppet is basically a way to say this He said well, we turn around and say stop being a Muppet. So it's basically you're being stupid.

Speaker 3 4:25

OK.

Speaker 6 4:27

It's kind of the best way to sum it up is, when you call someone a Muppet, it's because they're doing something stupid.

Speaker 3 4:34

Oh God, and gas just showed up at the next one, which is apparently misogynistic. Wait what? Yeah, this next insult. It says it is misogynistic.

Speaker 1 4:48

Oh good, We were coming through this.

Speaker 3 4:50

Yes, come back.

Speaker 2 4:51

We were coming through the speaker. That's why she left. She didn't leave because of what you said.

Speaker 3 4:57

It was a really good timing.

Speaker 6 4:59

Oh, thank God for that. Jesus, that could have gone so wrong on so many levels, so go on What is it?

Speaker 3 5:04

Is Trollop, trollop. It's about a T R O L L O P.

Speaker 6 5:15

I never have ever used that word in my life as an insult.

Speaker 1 5:21

So you're not one of those. Does it exist Like? do you know? it's a thing You're not a real.

Speaker 4 5:25

It is what you're saying.

Speaker 6 5:26

As far as, as far as I'm good.

Speaker 2 5:30

Well, you're just going to be in over this previous everywhere He just moved over this fucking bastard.

Speaker 3 5:38

He's Boston The crazy apparently this one just means a slut. Trollop just means a slut. I'm interesting.

Speaker 2 5:46

I think sluts more funnier Lady I was going to say.

Speaker 6 5:49

I was going to say if we're going to, if we're going to call someone a slut, we call her a slut.

Speaker 2 5:54

We're talking about you. You're a slut.

Speaker 6 5:57

Oh, oh, oh, dirty whore You're that You clean your wiener. It's a clean moina.

Speaker 2 6:05

I smell that It's not a real reaction. You had to think about it.

Speaker 5 6:10

No the next one is stupid.

Speaker 6 6:11

Question Wanker, wanker. Oh, that's our favorite insult. That's like that's literally the first thing that you throw. Basically, if you see a guy driving like a twat, you call them a wanker Driving like a twat.

Speaker 3 6:26

Notice how he put like two British insults together, one second.

Speaker 1 6:31

Crazy. This is happiest I've ever been with you. Continue, Yeah.

Speaker 6 6:38

Well, i'm making headway, then I'm making headway. But yeah, no, wanker is just a quick way of like, basically a throw it out in the insult. but it's not really an insult, it's just you call someone a wanker because they're being a wanker. We can't even describe it because that's being a dick Wanker Basically?

Speaker 1 6:58

yeah, wanker is dick.

Speaker 3 7:02

You know, I just I just started watching Ted last time, which is a proud.

Speaker 6 7:11

Oh, my God Well.

Speaker 3 7:14

I love it. It's a.

Speaker 7 7:15

I'm on season three.

Speaker 3 7:16

I haven't finished yet but I'm on season three. But everybody in season one starts calling Ted a wanker And as of like a fellow American who kind of knows what it means like he's super confused and when people had to like explain it to him and hand gestures, they're like, yeah, they're calling you up. And he was like, oh, master, make chronic master May pretty much. Yeah, basically It also says that a synonym for Wanker is a tosser.

Speaker 7 7:48

That's true, you fucking.

Speaker 6 7:50

Yeah, I agree, you fucking bloody. It's You, you, absolutely.

Speaker 7 7:56

You.

Speaker 6 7:58

Look here's another one. Oh, my God.

Speaker 3 8:01

Say a couple of times Oh, calling someone a git.

Speaker 7 8:07

You absolutely.

Speaker 6 8:08

Yes.

Speaker 7 8:08

Git.

Speaker 6 8:09

Yes, git You.

Speaker 7 8:11

Get.

Speaker 6 8:12

It's not an insult as such, it's just it is an insult.

Speaker 5 8:17

You're a.

Speaker 4 8:18

Everything you say crazy.

Speaker 5 8:19

I was going to say I remember one time you called somebody.

Speaker 6 8:22

And you're like, oh, it's just a joke.

Speaker 4 8:24

It's just a joke thing. We're like no, no.

Speaker 7 8:27

When he called him, he called him a. He's a seaword.

Speaker 5 8:30

I can say I'm a woman. He's the seaword. He called him.

Speaker 7 8:35

He called a viewer on Coco's dream a cut.

Speaker 2 8:38

And he was like oh, it's just British humor. And I was like Damn it.

Speaker 6 8:47

So it is in a way It is. In a way It is British humor. It's the same way as how we call someone. We call someone a wanker, we call them a cat.

Speaker 2 8:58

Did you ever think about the viewers feelings when you said that? though, hang on, They ask you how you are. You just have to say that.

Speaker 6 9:03

You're not really trying to be just, I'm not going to lie. Since that day I've had regrets. Regret What do you have?

Speaker 2 9:12

regrets, regrets.

Speaker 6 9:15

You know, he always have regrets.

Speaker 3 9:17

He had sand kicked in his face, but he's always come through.

Speaker 6 9:22

Yeah, you know it's it's. It's different because, like you, sometimes do forget that some people will say listen to what, for example, i remember, and you're all going to laugh at this now and then know it's going to spark someone off. Ok, murky, calm down. When I say this, what do you mean?

Speaker 7 9:41

He holds himself back all day, he is, he's holding that beard too.

Speaker 3 9:45

He's just like, i'm just where we go. He couldn't think of anything.

Speaker 2 9:47

Think of anything that was mean is roast the crazy, by the way, i would say the first part of your name, I'd be like crazy.

Speaker 1 9:55

And then I something mean or crazy.

Speaker 2 10:00

The worst thing I came up with was crazy. I don't pay child support. I do, i do, but I do.

Speaker 6 10:15

Oh, my child support. So, yeah, no, there was a funny conversation I had with. I did it.

Speaker 7 10:25

The title, do not you?

Speaker 4 10:30

The time he got that. It's even better that you didn't know what it was, just that it's not you.

Speaker 2 10:36

It, do not use it. What God? I think I'm clear now, so so yeah my, i don't know.

Speaker 6 10:44

I'm not going to go into that right now, but no, so Hall had a conversation with me Like years ago about like my humor and how British humor can be seen as insults to everyone, and I have to explain it all, and it was just like we tried to get Hall on the podcast.

Speaker 2 11:05

We asked him last week, but he's too much of a bitch.

Speaker 7 11:09

This is early. You might hear this part He doesn't listen to the podcast.

Speaker 3 11:14

He is.

Speaker 2 11:15

Well, as soon as he saw the post for it, he probably got crazy on the.

Speaker 6 11:21

So he's probably not going to watch this one. He definitely attended up before me, it's like no.

Speaker 2 11:26

I wonder if we could just title an episode Fuck Hall and get away with it.

Speaker 3 11:31

Oh no.

Speaker 5 11:32

I do post it in his discord And he does look at that.

Speaker 2 11:37

He has a disco. Yes, we should.

Speaker 3 11:39

He's not going to listen to this one. I call it his.

Speaker 7 11:41

Oh, ok, yeah, That's sorry Which one of you is.

Speaker 4 11:46

Coco's fetish Is it which one do you So I see We'll get all the other names.

Speaker 1 11:52

Tell me who it is.

Speaker 2 11:55

It's a picture of a foot too, by the way.

Speaker 7 11:57

It is a picture of a foot.

Speaker 2 11:59

I think it is a picture of a foot, so serious question How did you become Coco's fetish?

Speaker 6 12:06

How did you, how did you plan that?

Speaker 3 12:08

Look when you spend a summer with one dude you can't say that, Shut your fucking mouth.

Speaker 5 12:13

Hey say Oh, say you, fucking moped I think it's a good. How are you doing?

Speaker 3 12:22

He's saying why did you in bed British people? Why did I want to tell?

Speaker 5 12:26

people so that Americans had something to hate.

Speaker 4 12:29

Ah, that checks out Yeah.

Speaker 6 12:32

Is that the same reason why you created the Australians Who?

Speaker 4 12:36

hates the Australians, nobody hates them.

Speaker 5 12:38

You're the only one. Yeah, what the fuck, australians, when you would slay?

Speaker 7 12:41

down under my guy.

Speaker 6 12:44

No, no, no. We sent a rejects to them. That's what happened. So you?

Speaker 5 12:47

sent your prisoners to them. Let me clarify that. Yeah, yeah, rejects That's why the UK is just hell. That's my headquarters. I guess you guys didn't know that.

Speaker 6 12:56

No, no, no, no no, We didn't.

Speaker 4 12:58

It was a Brit.

Speaker 1 12:59

Have you ever wondered why 80 percent of the people you see have fucked up teeth?

Speaker 6 13:04

It's like God.

Speaker 3 13:06

Yet they have better dental care than we do. That was fucked up.

Speaker 5 13:11

That was no. No, we fucking don't.

Speaker 3 13:14

That's what I've always been told. I've been told. No better dental care.

Speaker 5 13:18

The internet, so I made two.

Speaker 3 13:21

And I have to believe that I have a lot.

Speaker 1 13:25

I got to go.

Speaker 5 13:26

If I didn't sort of British person. I don't know who it is, The British. You have a dad that's still alive or dead.

Speaker 6 13:32

It's the. My dad is still alive.

Speaker 3 13:36

But you have any one that you know, it's Margaret.

Speaker 6 13:38

Thatcher Isn't it.

Speaker 3 13:40

Is it still too late?

Speaker 6 13:41

Take that. Joe's got to take that.

Speaker 3 13:45

She was a saint.

Speaker 5 13:47

OK, well, she's not a bad girl.

Speaker 6 13:50

No, no, no. The queen, the queen.

Speaker 3 13:53

Oh she is. The queen was a bad girl.

Speaker 6 13:56

We're going to have a fucking no, no, that's a that she can burn. Take it OK.

Speaker 3 14:01

Yeah, so you're dealing with Margaret. I'm going to die.

Speaker 5 14:03

Yeah, yeah, she's. she's running around naked. She's running around naked. Nobody else loves a pretty sight.

Speaker 2 14:11

So I say you're taking your hand out of my ass and not making me perfect for that long.

Speaker 1 14:17

OK, so crazy Every time the Satan voice comes on. now I think of just a whole huge demon fist like a bow rock, a huge bow rock, just pissing, have you?

Speaker 2 14:27

guys ever seen the show? What's it called? I'll see your pretty face in hell, or whatever. Yes, did you guys, did you guys ever see the episode with the party, the party hall, where they were trying to get people to jump into the party hall to get a little? Yeah yeah, the party hall comes out of my butt, comes out beneath me, and then fucking Satan's arm comes up my ass.

Speaker 4 14:46

Nice, nice.

Speaker 2 14:47

And then he fucking proceeds to control me like that.

Speaker 4 14:50

I like it.

Speaker 2 14:51

Yeah, that's why you never really hear me talk when Satan's on, because I can't.

Speaker 4 14:55

Right? Well, obviously before we just thought you were starstruck.

Inappropriate and Offensive Conversations

Speaker 7 14:59

Yeah, and that's also why he loves getting railed. Just absolutely fucked.

Speaker 4 15:05

Confirmed in the pegging Hey, yeah.

Speaker 7 15:08

Not even just pegging. Good thing, Put anything in there.

Speaker 2 15:12

Horse, horse and then fucking a screed coming to my butt.

Speaker 4 15:15

I have a thing Crazy. opened you up to that idea.

Speaker 2 15:17

Crazy.

Speaker 7 15:18

You just opened me up to that idea, super GQ, of into pegging. Yeah, confirmed, confirmed in the pegging?

Speaker 6 15:24

I'm not. I'm not Paging them, i'm a.

Speaker 4 15:26

British. Sorry to let you.

Speaker 2 15:29

I'm not into you're not. You know Tony, Tony was definitely like many things and that and then Ty would get along great Hi.

Speaker 1 15:40

So the.

Speaker 2 15:42

I could see that In the pegging. I'm very confused.

Speaker 3 15:44

I'm pulling up. It is today I'm going to. I'm not.

Speaker 6 15:47

I'm not going to lie. when you all found out ties age that made me Chuck.

Speaker 3 15:51

Yeah, I was surprised he was that much older.

Speaker 2 15:54

Oh, because you're all. Oh right, He's fucked.

Speaker 3 15:56

Yeah, yeah, i'm all this shit, i just wasn't expecting him to be older than shit, yeah.

Speaker 6 16:02

And I'm talking about crazy, but that made me. That made me for three And that's why your only is old, your only as old as the woman you're feeling.

Speaker 1 16:12

That's bullshit, You know that's why he actually is old.

Speaker 7 16:18

That's disgusting.

Speaker 4 16:21

I hear what he said.

Speaker 7 16:23

You're only as old as the woman you're feeling.

Speaker 2 16:26

I get. Well, whatever you're in those in between those times post.

Speaker 7 16:30

Merky, i saw that.

Speaker 1 16:31

look on your face, i mean, if you're 37, dating someone who's 20, like for 25, you got you kind of got you better, get some more energy And I can I ask a?

Speaker 2 16:41

question to crazy crazy. Yes, so so whenever you're, you're single and available again and you post some sad boy, tiktoks, are you? zero or dead.

Speaker 6 16:51

Oh no, i'm my age at that point.

Speaker 4 16:54

Ah, that's why the sad boy Tic Tacs come out.

Speaker 7 16:56

Oh my.

Speaker 6 16:57

God, yeah, i'm having a midlife crisis.

Speaker 2 17:01

That's what it is. You know, the sad boy, OK, OK I went whenever I was fucking listening.

Speaker 3 17:08

And then it's like a downer. They know he's a little bunch of extant Look OK.

Speaker 6 17:13

So much So I know that.

Speaker 2 17:15

Never mind, i'll find someone who's playing in the background.

Speaker 3 17:18

We just have to go along with it.

Speaker 2 17:23

Look, ok, you couldn't do a sad boy Tic Doc, because I think you're just making a fucking ad for sports illustrated.

Speaker 3 17:30

Yeah, look you just try to look sexy. He ain't doing this Boy. Look, i think I know, i know that's not going to be better than you guys.

Speaker 2 17:39

I have emotion issues Crazy.

Speaker 7 17:42

I used to wake up to go to work and open to talk and like the third thing that I would pass would be crazy. Just fucking trashed, crying on Tic Tac and flirting with his ex-girlfriend.

Speaker 2 17:56

Yeah, and sometimes posting basically suicide notes. That's true.

Speaker 7 18:01

And I have multiple suicide notes on Tic Tac. That one I'm not going to lie, I mean.

Speaker 1 18:07

I'm very close, i'm not going to lie. Yeah, i've been that low, i've been that low.

Speaker 3 18:12

All right, as somebody who's attempted, i'm glad that you didn't.

Speaker 7 18:16

Yeah.

Speaker 6 18:16

Yeah, i was dead.

Speaker 7 18:19

We wouldn't be shitting on you right now.

Speaker 6 18:20

Yeah, I know Right, I think it's about you Oh we do appreciate you being here.

Speaker 1 18:27

You guys want to get this Do you guys want to do? the sad boy looks again.

Speaker 7 18:32

Yeah, you mean your first trap.

Speaker 3 18:35

And he does that crazy. Hey, I don't.

Speaker 6 18:38

I've done this Trust the full.

Speaker 4 18:40

Oh, have you Show me your first trap Oh he's.

Speaker 7 18:45

It involves wearing a button up. White shirt.

Speaker 1 18:47

Tide. Tide said he's not into pegging, but he is into sounding.

Speaker 2 18:54

Oh, i really say that, jesus fucking.

Speaker 7 18:57

He likes sticking stuff in his pee hole. Well now Tide you know, I'm in the sound. My God, yeah, well, you give Zeno's ceremonial tap for me.

Speaker 3 19:12

Oh, absolutely.

Speaker 2 19:15

Took murky forever to find that sound.

Speaker 1 19:19

I had a look. I've been. Thank you.

Speaker 2 19:22

No one love is dead.

Speaker 6 19:24

Thank you Oh fuck, Hey crazy.

Speaker 3 19:28

So before ADHD takes over too much here, these are two British insults that were on the list. That sounds exceedingly racist And I'm going to explain them.

Speaker 4 19:40

I'm going to be honest. I forgot we were doing that. I thought we were OK. I forgot all about the insults, like I'm the way they're describing them.

Speaker 3 19:48

They're not racist, but these just sound really racist. All right.

Speaker 7 19:52

So, we're going to have to edit something out Other than being racist.

Speaker 2 19:55

Yes, It's what I said when he said it, when he says it.

Speaker 3 20:02

All right. So the first one that I just think crazy was, let me pull up what I said.

Speaker 2 20:07

You need to read it out loud. You can't fucking like not say it out loud. Yeah, I want to hear it.

Speaker 1 20:13

Right, you're going to make a crazy step.

Speaker 3 20:14

You have to say it first Somebody's going to like my boy.

Speaker 1 20:17

No.

Speaker 6 20:17

I've never.

Speaker 7 20:18

I've never heard anyone say the, the first type it in chat So I can see it.

Speaker 2 20:24

Well, we've talked about it so much it has to come out now. Yeah, i'm going to make a couple of things. We might not read it.

Speaker 4 20:31

I think, it's going to be just Oh no, oh no. Yeah, that's why I'm not saying Oh, no, no, No.

Speaker 3 20:39

No.

Speaker 2 20:41

I think it's just the N word replaced with the letter L instead of N.

Speaker 3 20:47

Yeah, no, yes, i'm not saying it No, so I'm not first That first one.

Speaker 6 20:54

I've never heard anyone say that in my life.

Speaker 7 20:58

Are you guys guess?

Speaker 1 20:58

walk over to Coco's, just curious.

Speaker 2 21:02

It's a secret chat that only the four of us I can't see. Yeah, i mean he posted a bunch of porn in here too.

Speaker 7 21:10

What does that mean?

Speaker 2 21:11

I don't know, don't say it out loud.

Speaker 4 21:13

I don't know.

Speaker 6 21:14

I've never heard either of those. That's what it means.

Speaker 3 21:16

It's a freeloader.

Speaker 7 21:18

How does one pronounce that Would you?

Speaker 6 21:22

You know it sounds racist Yeah it doesn't sound good.

Speaker 3 21:25

It doesn't sound good And the fact that it's on the top 10 British insults from the British Heritage Museum.

Speaker 6 21:36

I'm just I'm going to, i'm going to call this out wherever you've got your information from. The internet Is in a British heritage Well, I'm not going to lie British heritage. people tend to get things wrong.

Speaker 7 21:51

That's what it says. It's someone who attends events for free food.

Speaker 3 21:56

Yeah, that's what it says on here, it says I think So me. Somebody who just gets free stuff.

Speaker 1 22:04

I love I find out who's catering event.

Speaker 6 22:06

We call. We call those kind of people a scrounge.

Speaker 3 22:10

Scrounge.

Speaker 2 22:10

I prefer that one, That's probably the less racist way to say it. Yeah.

Speaker 7 22:14

Yeah, scrounger or so It also says a foreign cater.

Speaker 2 22:21

Let's, let's go with ask for a British person who's over 60, what that means And I bet you they immediately know.

Speaker 3 22:27

Oh, absolutely, so this next one.

Speaker 2 22:30

You can't say no, I don't crazy.

Speaker 6 22:34

I don't. My gran is well over 60. I don't think she knows what those two words are.

Speaker 3 22:39

I am not asking my gran that Texter, Texter.

Speaker 1 22:43

She tells me you're on the phone.

Speaker 2 22:45

Oh, you're on the phone, fucking, call it. We've been a while. You told her you loved her anyways, i'm going to call my 80 year old grand.

Speaker 6 22:53

a fucking half 12 at night I've seen her on the hub.

Speaker 7 22:58

This also says that it's a derogatory description of an individual who takes partakes in long sessions of legal legends.

Speaker 6 23:10

So crazy That sounds that sounds like the South Park reference. Well, it does. That's right. That sounds like South Park made up. You almost slipped out.

Speaker 3 23:19

Oh, did it now? So the last one for crazy And this one I feel like I can say, but it still sounds kind of racist, is cheese eating.

Speaker 6 23:30

Surrender monkey Again never heard that insult.

Speaker 7 23:36

Website. Are you on the?

Speaker 6 23:38

British making them now.

Speaker 2 23:41

British Heritage Museum website.

Speaker 6 23:43

Never, never, ever heard that inside my life.

Speaker 3 23:46

Apparently, this one comes from the Simpsons.

Speaker 6 23:50

Again an American TV show. Maybe I'll do some insults.

Speaker 7 23:55

So crazy You're quite the chav.

Speaker 5 23:59

The what.

Speaker 7 24:00

Chav, i'm starting to get crazy.

Speaker 6 24:02

I'm not. I am not a chav.

Speaker 7 24:05

It says that it's white trash, so I beg to disagree.

Speaker 2 24:11

Yeah, you're definitely that. You're fucking definitional.

Speaker 6 24:14

Oh, you know, I can't argue with that. I am a, you know what else you are?

Speaker 7 24:18

You're a gauntless pill.

Speaker 6 24:21

Now, that's an insult.

Speaker 4 24:24

Crazy What does it mean?

Speaker 2 24:25

He should, he should.

Speaker 4 24:26

What does that mean? That's just gone.

Speaker 6 24:29

Don't know, i don't really know. We just call someone a gauntless twat or a gauntless prick.

Speaker 2 24:34

Yeah, like British, british, british insults are like you think it's just fucking time pole, and it's like it's like you're now calling them fucking, a piece of fucking cheese, i feel like they just made up words.

Speaker 1 24:48

That just means disrespectfully.

Speaker 4 24:50

Yeah, i think like they just made up words and they're like Too self conscious to like admit that they don't know what it means. So they just keep making up fucking words to each other And they're just like, well, i'm not going to be the fucking dumber one here yet, and what that fucking means, and that fucking hate you for calling me that, you fucking twat.

Speaker 6 25:07

I remember, and that basically sums it up.

Speaker 3 25:10

Need a noun to be an insult. Like they'll just take any noun and turn it into an insult. Like I feel like crazy could like look at Coco and be like you, blueberry, and somehow it would be offensive.

Speaker 4 25:23

I would take a fan of that That did used to be, that you could be like you fucking jelly bean.

Speaker 6 25:29

And like it's an insult, blueberries used to be used to be an insult.

Speaker 2 25:33

Oh, used to be. How do they become not an insult?

Speaker 6 25:36

Yeah, because that's when mix of that was the day the mixer died.

Speaker 4 25:45

All right, somebody does connect and we're done.

Speaker 7 25:46

You know crazy you're a minging scrubber.

Speaker 6 25:51

Get minger, mingers and insult.

Speaker 4 25:53

And that's basically saying someone's ugly and I am ugly.

Speaker 1 25:57

Thank you for acknowledging my Welcome time out So all this.

Speaker 3 26:02

Pratt, that's what I call my cat. That's the nickname for my cat.

Speaker 4 26:07

Me well, it's ugly.

Speaker 5 26:08

Yeah, it's an exceptionally unattractive person. That's why she calls you in the balls All these I live in, anything like you're calling me a minger.

Speaker 4 26:17

Yeah, fucking nickname. Cause of the balls, motherfucker.

Speaker 6 26:22

I am a dog, Yeah you doggy slag scrubber.

Speaker 1 26:29

Middle of the night, me laying down, and the cats will come up like And either they'll walk like in between my legs I've got to lay down and then they just like double fist on my fucking balls. I'm like I hate you, i get some Or I might for them. Yeah well, kings, 15 pounds little is like 12 pounds Or they'll just jump from the floor and land on my dick and or testicles and it's fucking awful.

Speaker 7 26:54

Nice, i do that to hold yourself for a second. Covered in your stuffed toes.

Speaker 2 27:00

And then I sliced your clip back, just to get back even at you.

Speaker 1 27:03

That happened, just eat your back Happened, ok, what?

Speaker 2 27:11

OK, what Look, Coco?

Speaker 7 27:12

I feel like we need to talk A rough couple days for me, guys, and he won't be the last one.

Speaker 3 27:16

I'll be right back to it.

Speaker 2 27:19

What did you do with your fingernails? My nails were just a tad too long And when I was rearranging myself while we were doing a thing, I accidentally moved my hand like this and Yeah.

Speaker 3 27:33

What.

Speaker 6 27:34

Basically what he just said he sliced and diced the vagina.

Speaker 2 27:37

Not the vagina. No, no, no one particular part.

Speaker 3 27:40

It's the.

Speaker 1 27:41

I thought about this Sorry just the clip, just because I wanted apple juice, i thought about this.

Speaker 6 27:46

Here's the long. John, is he got food?

Speaker 3 27:49

Yeah, he got long John's over, which is a fried fish food chain here.

Speaker 7 27:54

It's a place where we get fish and chips, but it's trashy.

Speaker 3 27:58

That's right, they do chicken. It's known for giving you the shits.

Speaker 7 28:02

Yeah. I had to Does it Because I've had it lots of times.

Speaker 1 28:06

Maybe that's one too many hush puppies and you're shitting for this, and you were just already poopy.

Speaker 7 28:12

I mean, that's true, we do shit a lot. We are shitters.

Speaker 4 28:16

We, she are Shitter is he in?

Speaker 3 28:17

like America is known for just lying out. I mean dude.

Speaker 1 28:21

I pick up a case like the little suitcase fucking style carrier like that, Yeah, for the 30 rack of fucking Louis White Castle in Michigan City.

Speaker 3 28:33

I feel like if we brought crazy over here to the states and had him try some of this fast food, his body would shut down.

Speaker 1 28:40

Yeah, there's no way he could survive down.

Speaker 7 28:44

Like crazy, didn't know he had Crohn's disease. I want to see, i want to see, i want to see, i want to see, i want to see I want to see, i want to see.

Speaker 6 28:53

So the the fun fact is, the funny fact is I've actually been looking at going to America at some point in the not so distant future And it's it's expensive but it's doable. But I say it's expensive for me to get premium economy. It's like too grand with a car.

Speaker 1 29:12

So it's not bad. Dumb expensive right now.

Speaker 7 29:16

Yeah, that's your rentals.

Speaker 1 29:17

Rentals are stupid, expensive I know, but I think, whatever you're trying to go, get as close as you possibly can That's true, and literally like you could walk, and or Uber, depending on where you end up staying at.

Speaker 7 29:32

Yeah, it depends on how much you actually have to travel.

Speaker 1 29:34

Yeah, because if you want to rental for a week, like when you're going to go to Florida for a week, and the rental itself was like almost a thousand dollars, yeah.

Speaker 4 29:43

I'm like.

Speaker 6 29:44

I've got a funny feeling. What do you mean? cost of like charge, and that's driving Probably is.

Speaker 7 29:49

Just look at the plane ticket.

Speaker 1 29:51

That's like driving in like a, like a smart car, a two seats and a baby bit of trunk space.

Speaker 6 29:58

That's what you get for a thousand dollars for a week. I was looking at a Volkswagen Jetta Four seat four, seat Wacken Jetta.

Speaker 7 30:08

You know, just smash and hug, yeah, what do they almost look like Nuggy, like giant nuggets, and I'm just Yeah, well, that looks so fucking good. It looks like a fish.

Speaker 6 30:20

It's a little baby Kelly save it, save it, i'm, i'm hungry now.

Speaker 1 30:26

So E Yeah the injured white tail deer near your property.

Speaker 7 30:32

Yeah, baby.

Speaker 1 30:34

You should. I don't know if you should call, like the Department of Natural Resources, on something like that, because, like that deer is either going to die from like disease or it's going to get fucking torn apart by coyotes.

Speaker 7 30:51

I just want to say that is Zeno. Is your cat in the room? Yeah, ok, because I just saw something by and I wasn't sure it was a cat. I was just like just for a while.

Speaker 4 31:05

Yeah, i was just like why are all ghosts named the fucker Can? you explain that Well, my ghost the reason our ghost's name was Jeffrey is because that's what murky named his mounted deer head, And give you a little more insight on the history of Jeffrey. He was murky's first year that he shot right.

Speaker 1 31:31

No, he was just the first. Like big buck And me and my dad both harvested big male deer that year. Then they were both eight points apiece. They were like kind of bigger body deer And it was going to provide us a bunch of meat And it was super cool. We both got one. Fuck it. Good time. Yeah, we got a mountain.

Speaker 4 31:55

So when murky moved in with me, he had this mounted deer head And the deal with it was is you had to sacrifice women's panties to his antlers, Otherwise spooky shit would happen. And we didn't make a sacrifice for a while. The spooky shit started happening. So, you named the deer head.

Speaker 7 32:18

Jeffrey's panties to it.

Speaker 5 32:20

Uh huh.

Speaker 4 32:21

Yeah, it was a lot. She was a kind of you love him from the girl. Yeah, you just feel him off. You're just a antlers, you know.

Speaker 3 32:27

Yeah, and that they get a pair of gym shorts and You know, the only thing I could think of my mind was You know, with SpongeBob in murky's Patrick and murky's going well, i guess you're going to miss the panty ray. Yeah.

Speaker 7 32:48

So if you guys, If you guys strike out with women, you know you just got haunted Uh huh, that's what happened.

Speaker 1 32:57

Yeah, the deer, my strike out all the time.

Speaker 5 33:00

So I would say You know, friend.

Speaker 1 33:03

It was up on the wall just fine. When I woke up, the deer Head was on the ground probably. Five feet away from like, where it's normally hung up at.

Speaker 3 33:11

Hey, he said, and I and I woke up and I'm like how did that not wake me up?

Speaker 1 33:16

First off, cause it fell, hit the dresser and was on the floor, not broken. That's his odd. So then I'm like, oh, the Be in Zeno. We're talking about it And like, oh, i bet the nail just came out. And he said, yeah, for sure. And we went and looked and the nail is still in the wall and it hangs in like a little metal. Yeah, it's like a channel that it slides into.

Speaker 4 33:44

So this thing in the middle of it.

Speaker 1 33:46

No, there's no pets in the house, it is only me and Zeno. This thing had to literally lift up and come off of the nail in the wall to come off the wall at all, and then the nail The nail in the wall to come off the wall at all, and then it ended up from dresser Floor problem, i'm going to say the like four or five feet worth of distance from where it landed to where it was.

Speaker 4 34:15

Literally the wall behind me where my Zeno stream sign is is where Jeffrey hung.

Speaker 2 34:19

And that's the distance. Every now and then there's, there's funkoes that have just moved.

Speaker 4 34:24

Yeah. So, funny story. Before that happened, Merckie was telling me that I had a shelf in this room at the time that had some funkoes on it. I had just had it moved yet And he was like man, these fucking funkoes every now and then, like one falls off and stuff. And I was like I don't worry about it, It's probably just like you know, air kicks on and stuff, And then like my brain behind the wall because there's an air duct behind the wall and it just knocks it over and stuff.

Speaker 4 34:49

And he's like I don't know man. I was like, look, i'll show you when we get home. So we get home, and I grabbed the shelf and I just shook it a little bit, like what I would expect from like if the air kick on. Yeah, nothing happened, nothing moved. I was like all right.

Speaker 5 35:03

So I shook it a little harder and they still didn't move.

Speaker 4 35:06

And then I really shook it, and then they moved and murky's just look at me like yeah, huh, yeah, it's just the air shot You're going to tell me as the air shot.

Speaker 1 35:14

Am I a fucking liar dude?

Speaker 4 35:16

Yeah, i was like all right, well, fuck me. Yeah, merckie Jesus.

Speaker 1 35:22

Crazy.

Speaker 4 35:23

you come on this podcast and now you're saying Yeah, don't, don't even try to blame it on crazy, wasn't crazy.

Speaker 6 35:28

Hey, i'm I'm turning more into an American as we speak. Ok, i go, and you got what air con air conditioning.

Speaker 5 35:38

Ah, what are you? And?

Speaker 7 35:41

not that American, because we don't have to.

Speaker 6 35:43

I know I have seen the air. We sexy Crazy crazy.

Speaker 7 35:48

Turn the AC on. Get naked.

Speaker 2 35:51

Get naked OK.

Speaker 7 35:56

Yeah, i will not be partaking in this. Come on, i want to see it.

Speaker 3 36:03

You know? Now see, you could partake in it. Only one person is going to see it.

Speaker 1 36:10

Yeah, listeners, we want our shirts up, or you look at gas right now. Come on, look at gas right now.

Speaker 7 36:16

I lifted my shirt up, but I have a bra on and I flipped him off, so You know, you probably still got to be out of it.

Speaker 3 36:23

Yeah that's about it. He admitted it. He's hard, he's bricked up, he's always hard. Yeah, that's right, Hey yo.

Speaker 2 36:32

Yeah to do to do you, do you do, do you do, do you do, do you do you do, you, do you do. Ok, it's like I want some long John's.

Speaker 7 36:38

Give me some fucking fish bitch.

Speaker 3 36:42

Skill issue.

Speaker 4 36:44

He's like it is I know.

Speaker 6 36:46

Who's who, so I'm always lacking for skill issues, nothing.

Speaker 1 36:49

So what? Yeah, do you guys remember? No, i don't remember anything You try about poop earlier I told him. You know poop stories last week about how I shit in the shower and cocoa Shit is the most recent to shit himself.

Speaker 2 37:04

Wasn't I too.

Speaker 1 37:05

I thought of probably like my most and most embarrassing poop story.

Speaker 2 37:10

One or two, all right, let's hear it, let's go You have to get one.

Speaker 1 37:14

So what's the?

Speaker 2 37:15

most embarrassing one.

Speaker 1 37:20

Oh the fucking. I was on with it at one of my best friends house.

Speaker 5 37:24

I was staying over at his house as mom's later And he had a step sister I hadn't like.

Speaker 1 37:32

the most I done was ever kiss a girl. I stayed the night, one night, and like she said before you became an asshole. Yeah, yeah, was it during the game in a while.

Speaker 4 37:42

Yes, this is why he just came in Apple because I can fucking pull some game Did you

Speaker 5 37:46

know, I'm going to give you a steamer. Hey you.

Speaker 1 37:52

Oh God, you're asking pipelines around.

Speaker 4 37:55

Oh no.

Speaker 1 37:58

So I say I say it over, and my friends and His step sister was there one night. Of course, nothing much happened, like we made out and that was it, and like I don't ever kiss one chick before, i had no idea what I was doing. I was like a baby. I was like a fucking newborn baby giraffe who just kept falling down trying to kill this You Factual. At the time my power level was one And it was So I hit my body up. The next day I'm like yo dude, come over and say tonight We can play fucking guitar here, oh three.

Speaker 7 38:36

Oh shit Yes.

Speaker 1 38:38

Oh, so I proceeded to shred through the fire and flames on medium skill.

Speaker 7 38:46

I was an expert.

Speaker 2 38:48

You need to see me on X. Yeah, I played hard.

Speaker 3 38:52

I'll show you. I almost got through, you can play anything hard.

Speaker 1 38:56

But there I just couldn't finish it out on hard. Oh, this is So Saturday. I was going over there to, which is all right, for I ended up being doing the deed which I didn't know. On the way there, I stopped at a dollar general. I got a half gallon of apple juice.

Speaker 7 39:17

That's what you brought. it bought at the gas station Apple juice.

Speaker 1 39:20

That's what I got a dollar general. This is before I happened and I put it in the fridge at my buddy's mom's house. Oh yeah, before the deed happened, and we were playing Guitar Hero and we watched like this is 300 or so, this is the Spartans, or meet the Spartans.

Speaker 3 39:36

It was one of the 300 parody films?

Speaker 7 39:38

Yeah, I remember Part.

Speaker 1 39:42

Yeah, meet the Spartans Watch that. And during that time I drank the whole half gallon of apple juice. You seem like somebody who. No, it's a natural laxative, In case it is. Yeah, the deed was done. I was like oh my God, my stomach is breaking.

Speaker 7 39:58

It's an honor.

Speaker 1 39:59

No.

Speaker 7 39:59

I went upstairs.

Speaker 1 40:02

I went upstairs. I didn't want to be on this Without. I went upstairs because it was away from, like, the room we were in And the bathroom is also attached to my buddy's, mom and stepdad's room, like there's one single wall separating it And I am committing war crimes on this toilet For It's like a couple hours, dude. It was awful, just like a couple hours, like I'd go up and I'd go and it would just.

Speaker 7 40:42

Oh, i got you And eight Seven eight gallons left apple juice poop in my body Apple juice.

Speaker 1 40:49

It was just like I get up and I'd like almost make it on the stairs. I'd be like, oh my God, i'm about to shit right here on the stairs and have to go back up to the bathroom. Well, the next day after this whole fiasco, I go upstairs kind of early and my buddies mom and stepdad are there in the bathroom. I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like I'm like I'm like all right, you're.

Speaker 1 41:13

Uh, like are you feeling okay? Like we know you, like you ate here last night, like are you sick? You don't feel well, or something like that. I'm like no, i feel okay. Yeah, i'm good. And at first I thought they were going to come at me because, you know, i may or may not have Had relations with the stepdad's daughter.

Speaker 2 41:42

You had a really good toilet that night, though.

Speaker 1 41:45

Yeah, well, you know, i heard you look like You know early this morning last night in the bathroom and I just want to make sure you weren't sick, because it sounded like you were, you know, like not feeling well, like, yeah, i'm OK, i just drank a. I the only thing you know, i didn't really eat here, but I drank a half gallon of apple juice last night while we were playing guitar hero, and honey, that's a, that's a natural laxative. That'll happen if you ever do that again. That'll happen every time. Don't do it.

Speaker 1 42:17

And then you did it again No, so you know I. I love apple juice lost my virginity and then. Shit your brains out Your brains out, Absolutely destroy this home. He's probably like did I just get an STD.

Speaker 3 42:31

Is that what's happening to me right now? I got, i got so thin it's coming out my ass.

Speaker 2 42:37

You must have a poop fetish, because that's the night that he turned into a slut.

Speaker 1 42:41

And started at all.

Speaker 3 42:43

I was a everything for him. And started putting the seeds of becoming a slut, i mean.

Speaker 1 42:51

You're young and dumb. And young, dumb and broke and full of cum.

Speaker 6 42:56

I was. I was going to say that Young, dumb and full of cum, yeah he was full of something else that night.

Speaker 2 43:03

It was full. No, he wasn't. She was going to say it was.

Speaker 1 43:06

You have to clean my colon better than any laxative I ever had to take. I used to think laxatives in high school to help me make weight for wrestling And it was awful.

Speaker 7 43:17

Guzzle a gallon of apple juice.

Speaker 1 43:20

There'll be two days before. if I went like too hard eating on the weekend Two days before we had a wrestling meet, i would drink laxatives like if I had to wrestle Wednesday. I'd drink it on Monday like afternoon. So all Monday night I'm just fucking Just throwing a bath.

Speaker 2 43:38

Just think you could have done that, but with the apple juice instead.

Speaker 4 43:41

Yeah, you could have enjoyed yourself.

Speaker 1 43:44

The apple juice I had to drink. a gallon and a half of the The milk of Magnesia was only a small sealed bottle.

Speaker 4 43:53

You guys notice like when murky was talking from the perspective of young him, he had such a sweet, innocent voice.

Speaker 2 44:00

Right And before he became a slut.

Speaker 1 44:04

Yeah, every sense I had to this world was fucking numbed and tucked away in a back pocket somewhere.

Speaker 5 44:10

When was he not a slut?

Speaker 2 44:12

when he didn't have, when he still was a virgin. Yeah, correct No it's like that was like dude for literally ever.

Speaker 1 44:19

That was the only thing that mattered. That was the most important thing to me was.

Speaker 6 44:23

I can't exactly talk, but you know, just saying. Is the speaking of shit is your virginity. Sorry.

Speaker 2 44:33

Crazy.

Speaker 3 44:35

Yeah, how'd you lose your virginity?

Speaker 2 44:38

He lost it on a Burger King.

Speaker 7 44:40

Yeah, we've all heard that. Oh yeah, I remember that story.

Speaker 6 44:45

I know that story, i want to hear Coco's threesome story.

Speaker 2 44:49

My threesome story.

Speaker 6 44:51

Yeah, i want to hear this now. Oh no.

Speaker 2 44:57

Oh, you're talking about the fucking Me and Grandpa. Yeah, baby Yeah, the first time I had sex was with Gazz Not too long ago. Everybody, Yeah, I'm a fucking loser.

Speaker 1 45:12

But it was the 30 year old wizard version.

Speaker 2 45:15

Fucking. yeah, I got wizard powers out of it, But my fucking grandma Gazz came to visit me. Was it like August or something last year?

Speaker 2 45:25

Yeah, maybe And this was before my grandma got put in a crazy home And you know we're going to the first off. we were doing stuff downstairs and I was like my sister stopped over. you got to stop. Like I looked at Gazz in the face and she was like she was like going to town. I was like you got to stop. She's like why am I doing it wrong? I was like no, i think somebody's here and they're about to come downstairs and we better not be naked Because I was banking on my grandma not being able to come downstairs. But yeah, later on that night we're just fucking, you know doing it. And like Gazz turned the TV on and I was like I don't know. I don't think anything's going to make this less awkward because my grandma was outside shuffling around.

Speaker 7 46:11

I could hear it.

Speaker 2 46:13

Fucking. She started doing stuff. She'd like start walking by the door and you could hear the walker like moving and just kind of like stop and hover outside the door.

Speaker 7 46:22

Right outside the fucking door. I was like is the door locked?

Speaker 2 46:26

And I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, either that or she's too dumb to put it in. But, man I inadvertently had a threesome of my grandma who deaf. I was like I looked at Gaza one point She's like. I was like do you think she's too stupid to realize what's going on in here? And Gazz was like I think she knows.

Speaker 7 46:46

And I was like I think my grandma's I said she definitely knows it's fucking going on in here I was like I know.

Speaker 2 46:52

She's dumb, but yeah, you think your grandma fucked before you exist. I was. I'm thinking that her mind was so fucking far gone at this point that she didn't know what the fuck was going on.

Speaker 7 47:04

I think she knew. Remember when we were women in the pool and she wouldn't leave us alone. She thought we were banging in the pool.

Speaker 2 47:12

She would come check on me in the pool if I was just swimming by myself. I was like, what do you think I'm doing in here? I was going to drown.

Speaker 7 47:20

Fingers crossed you were masturbating.

Speaker 2 47:21

Oh yeah, all in the water, no, but like it was fucking awkward because it was like man, this is making it really hard to fucking do stuff. I was like I feel very uncomfortable right now. I had like the most fucking uncomfortable boner. She would walk up and I was like I'm very It was very awkward.

Speaker 7 47:41

at one point I was like just ignore it.

Speaker 1 47:45

And then I was like and he was like oh fucking body, i can make it.

Speaker 7 47:51

I can make it, i can't ignore it And I was like just shut up.

Speaker 2 47:56

Shut up.

Speaker 6 47:57

I can make you feel better if you want to.

Speaker 2 48:00

You spit everywhere.

Speaker 4 48:05

He's over there joking.

Speaker 3 48:10

Skill issue. Order in the car Order in the car True story The first time.

Speaker 7 48:16

First time I fucked, so I told him just to shut up, shut the fuck up, shut your fucking voices out.

Speaker 3 48:24

Do it for me. Shut the fuck up.

Speaker 2 48:28

Oh no, I don't want to hear you can. I was like fuck it, You want to be on top.

Speaker 6 48:36

What a way to lose your virginity, yeah.

Speaker 2 48:40

So don't ever lose your virginity with an old person fucking in the house. Yeah, i have a fucking time. I have caps and coke in my fucking nose, I mean in a way it kept me from being a two pump fucking done. It made it so that it just didn't happen.

Speaker 3 49:00

There you go.

Speaker 2 49:01

I had to fucking finish myself.

Speaker 7 49:05

Yeah, oh, did you. I don't even remember that. So that's all.

Speaker 2 49:09

I remember is grandma fucking making me distracted.

Speaker 7 49:14

Oh, you had to jerk off to grandma instead.

Speaker 3 49:19

That's weird, weird.

Speaker 4 49:20

Now we're getting the truth. Yeah, this is where the three truths came in.

Speaker 2 49:27

I went outside and fucking came all over my grandma.

Speaker 7 49:31

Hey grandma, I'm having an issue, Can you help?

Speaker 1 49:34

That'd be a hit on the hub.

Speaker 2 49:36

I want to try out, Oh no.

Speaker 3 49:40

It's exfoliating Yeah.

Speaker 2 49:44

No, that's not, No, no. No Oh no, i'm going to go get a drink, get a get some Yeah.

Speaker 7 49:57

Get me a drink Give me a drink. Hey.

Speaker 3 50:02

Coke. Okay, give me a drink too. I am already drinking three shots of tequila, but I might need another.

Speaker 7 50:07

I love, Oh kind of tequila.

Speaker 3 50:10

I don't know. I had some brewer on the bottle.

Speaker 7 50:14

I was like cool I'm sure, a lot of tequila's have some burrows on the bottle.

Speaker 6 50:19

El Toro, oh my God El Toro, let me see if I'm allowed to drink it.

Speaker 7 50:27

It's good shit. It's good shit.

Speaker 4 50:30

I'm more of a here adora kind of gal.

Speaker 3 50:32

but yeah, you know it makes me dream of suicide.

Speaker 4 50:35

Oh my God, i remember. Every time I've drank tequila before bed I have a dream about suicide of some sort. I remember the one dream I had I had gone to Hacienda, which is like a Texas Mex food chain around the area, and they have never heard of it.

Speaker 4 50:52

They have really fucking good Margaritas. They do actually fucking so good. I drink so many fucking margaritas. I was drunk as shit went to bed. Now. Remember, my dream started off like everyone's funneling into this underground bunker and shit And they were talking about how like we were getting bond by another nation or some shit like that. We started walking in. I remember at some point I saw Hillary Clinton and I started like fucking giving her shit and her rassing her because she lost to Donald Trump in the election for whatever reason. I don't know what that was about in the dream, but I was just like how could you fucking lose the Donald Trump, you stupid, fucking.

Speaker 2 51:31

Like.

Speaker 4 51:33

Stop just bad mouthing, hillary Clinton.

Speaker 1 51:36

Stupid phase.

Speaker 4 51:37

Yeah, and then all of a sudden I see like a purple smoke running it, like rolling in, and everyone starts screaming and running and stuff And like, all right, i'm going to run to my car because I kind of find my family. So I was like, cool, run in the car, drive out of there. And the next thing I know, i was like in a building and like a bunch of time had passed. I was watching something on the news, like on a TV, that was like talking about how the US was actually bombing ourselves as like a population control thing And anybody that was left above the surface. They were just killing people And yeah.

Speaker 4 52:12

So I was like in this fucking house, like scavenging for supplies, and I look out the window and I see like a SWAT team clearing a house right next door and I was like, oh shit, i better go hide real quick. And then I was like starting to find a hiding spot and I was like, you know, fuck it, i ain't got anybody here, ain't nobody cares about me right now. I'm just going to go outside and get myself shot, because, fuck it. And I went outside and I did exactly that. No, it is Perfect timing.

Speaker 6 52:38

I don't know what the story? was, but I heard you're going outside.

Speaker 7 52:40

I was dreaming. It was really a little bit, to be honest, um. I don't know, it happens, that's that you had a dream about suicide, but I'm about to have a delicious drink.

Speaker 6 52:51

Mm, hmm, no, it's just not drinking.

Speaker 7 52:55

It is a zombie killer from B Nectar. It is a hard cider with honey and cherry.

Speaker 6 53:03

Very nice, i like cider.

Speaker 7 53:05

I like soda.

Speaker 1 53:08

I'm about to make myself.

Speaker 6 53:09

Yeah, i'm still here. Sorry, Do you want me to leave? No, you've just been very quiet.

Speaker 7 53:13

Preferably. But you know whatever He's been talking, he's said more than tie.

Speaker 1 53:16

That is true. I was going to say I said a shitload more than tied it.

Speaker 6 53:24

I listened to that earlier while I was working and he said fuck all the entire time. You know it's funny.

Speaker 3 53:29

Is he tried shit, talking about it on Twitter?

Speaker 6 53:33

By the way, I'm like your third view on this religiously Yeah.

Speaker 1 53:38

So third fan interaction.

Speaker 3 53:40

Third, only fan Are you on Grindr?

Speaker 1 53:42

No, i'm not Crazy is on Grindr.

Speaker 6 53:46

I did not make that mistake, i did not make the same mistake that someone else did by signing almost. I didn't do it. I did not make a profile.

Speaker 1 53:53

You will never find a grinder, because there's never been one.

Speaker 4 53:57

You know, I have made it.

Speaker 5 53:59

It was my fault.

Speaker 1 54:01

He just said people were trying to fuck.

Speaker 2 54:03

You know just like it was. I think you're just too fucking horny.

Speaker 4 54:09

You were very horny, you were.

Speaker 6 54:12

I mean to be fair. How I lost my virginity is like he started to develop an argument.

Speaker 2 54:17

He's like I am, Yeah, I put the argument in my head for a second, I'm like that's going to fail against Zeno's logic. I'm not going to say anything. So crazy. What's your? I'm losing my virginity story.

Speaker 1 54:31

Yeah it's here Oh so I'm a bunch of apple juice.

Speaker 6 54:34

No so.

Speaker 2 54:35

I was not.

Speaker 6 54:38

No, I have a story similar to where I got told about.

Speaker 1 54:42

Oh, you're a fast food chain.

Speaker 6 54:44

The virginity story. Okay, basically, let's put it this way I sucked at dating girls in school because I was your butt.

Speaker 2 54:53

I was the loser, i was the fucking. I know. No, no, no, no.

Speaker 6 54:58

That's what led you down So I had two friends from school Fuck man. I had these two friends from school who knew this girl and she found out about me. Apparently she liked me, we started texting and basically I ended up getting on a train. I had a train going over an hour away from home to go have sex and lose mother Jenny. Then she ended up fucking the same girl in a train station on the bench in the train station.

Speaker 2 55:32

Oh, who caught?

Speaker 6 55:32

you. No one Go away with it.

Speaker 2 55:36

Damn it.

Speaker 7 55:37

But the story to make you feel better about like someone listening?

Speaker 6 55:44

My parents when I was with a, when I had a girlfriend that was quite a long term when I was like 18, 19, bearing in mind, i'm like nine years older than my brother, and I was still living at home at this time. My parents pulled me to one side one day after my girlfriend had gone home and said, dan, we need to talk. And I'm like, oh shit, what's wrong. They're like oh so, just so you know, can you not have sex with your girlfriend When your brother's here? can you wait till like the weekends when he's not fucking here? I was like, why? So, because she's loud and we can fucking hear her.

Speaker 2 56:22

You were just too busy fucking it. She's like ah, like in the middle of the fucking day, no no, no, so like it was in the evening, Mom and dad were just downstairs watching like fucking America's funniest home videos and the fucking British funny The.

Speaker 6 56:36

British the British British, british Brittons, so it was my step dad that pulled me to side, instead of The chandelier is shaking and you hear like loud muffled girl sounds upstairs and there's fucking like pieces of ceiling.

Speaker 3 56:49

Oh muffled girl sounds.

Speaker 2 56:50

Pieces of the ceiling dust coming down while he's fucking.

Brothers and Awkward Encounters

Speaker 7 56:54

This is how I imagine it. No, no, no See, let's not No keep going, let's keep going. He actually had bunk beds with his little brother. He actually had bunk beds with his little brother.

Speaker 3 57:05

No, no, no, no, his brother's just on the top.

Speaker 2 57:09

Oh, jesus Christ, he's beautiful, Oh, brother came out. My brother's like oh my God, Mommy, mommy, there's an earthquake.

Speaker 6 57:18

Mommy, mommy, there's a earthquake There in my.

Speaker 2 57:20

Mommy, there's a earthquake. I'm so excited.

Speaker 6 57:22

Fucking hell, My brother would have been my brother would have been 10 when this would have happened, but his bedroom was literally right across the hallway from mine and the living room was downstairs diagonally, so my parents could hear everything. Yeah, that's also obviously I'm assuming he could hear everything. Yeah, no, she was over the age, so we're good there. Don't, don't even start with that, your brother wasn't your older brother, you're fucking younger I mean he didn't consent to that.

Speaker 1 57:57

I'd be a liar if I never woke up at 3 am And my brother was on the other bunk bed and like I turned over and like skin a max was on, I was just like I'm fucking going back to bed, dude.

Speaker 2 58:08

You also?

Speaker 1 58:09

beat on your own blanket.

Speaker 2 58:10

I did with your magic.

Speaker 4 58:13

Magical year.

Speaker 1 58:16

Had a girlfriend over, it did My visions. It fucking did.

Speaker 4 58:20

It was the coolest shit in the world, dude. I had a girlfriend over at my parents house and we had just got done doing the deed and I was sitting on the edge of the bed like butt ass naked and she was too. She was under the covers and all of a sudden I heard my brother walking up the steps which my brother had moved out at this point. So, like the way our house was made, my mind and my brother's bedrooms were both in the attic, which was like a converted attic. There was no door leading up to the attic. We just walk up the stairs to like and the top like four steps would creak. And so like I didn't hear him coming up until those top four steps And I remember like turning around and like fuck, i gotta get under the covers because I'm fucking butt ass naked.

Speaker 4 59:05

And I like started to try to and I was like I don't have enough time, he's going to come down the hallway. So I just grabbed a pillow and put it over my junk and I just sat there and he like came into my room My computer desk was in the corner of the room and he just came in, sat down and we were just chatting. It's chatting for like probably half an hour.

Speaker 1 59:26

With your huge power, ranger, dick out in the open, fix out everything.

Speaker 2 59:30

Just have a blanket covering my junk. No shirt on. Do you think you knew? Do you think you knew?

Speaker 4 59:36

I hope not, because he was up there for fucking half an hour or so No, no, no.

Speaker 2 59:39

Do you think he knew? And then like was, like, i'm just going to make us awkward as possible. I'm going to pretend like I don't know and make him fucking sit there as long as possible.

Speaker 7 59:50

I think we should. I don't think he's brother.

Speaker 4 59:52

I think he might have like I think it might have been like more like awkward for him. He's like I'm not going to make this any more awkward, i'm just going to act like I don't know.

Speaker 1 1:00:01

Like you're doing that. I don't look at it, but I'm just going to talk to you.

Speaker 4 1:00:04

Yeah.

Speaker 1 1:00:06

And then he left and I remember just looking at my girlfriend and she was just like what the fuck just happened?

Speaker 4 1:00:11

And I was like I was really close. That's a really close thing to happen.

Speaker 1 1:00:14

We should start fucking right here to make us forget about it.

Speaker 4 1:00:18

Right, i remember I had a futon at that time too, and after a while it, like it, got really fucking creaky and my bedroom was right above my parents' room.

Speaker 2 1:00:29

You were constantly, they were constantly hearing.

Speaker 4 1:00:31

Oh yeah, hundred percent. They heard me banging all the time and I thought it was just like all the time Yeah.

Speaker 3 1:00:37

Like.

Speaker 4 1:00:39

I thought for sure. I was like no, there's no way, they fucking heard it. Shortly after I moved out, i was like they fucking heard everything every single time they had to have Like there's no fucking shot. They didn't.

Speaker 2 1:00:52

Your dad's, just like. Yes, you know.

Speaker 4 1:00:55

I remember I split up with one girlfriend and my dad had like talked to me about like he was like you know, fuck that girl. Yeah, summer's coming up, You're going to be able to fucking, you're gonna find another girlfriend and stuff. And she had like actually cheated on me And that's why we broke up And he's like, besides, you don't want to catch anything from anyone, They're cheating on you and shit like that. I was like, yeah, you like put two and two together, that you heard the creaking and you're like they're definitely doing things.

Speaker 5 1:01:23

So they're definitely talking now.

Speaker 2 1:01:29

Is he in a little less of a protections for anyway, so yeah.

Speaker 4 1:01:34

He uses protection, You know doesn't wear protection. Yeah.

Speaker 1 1:01:37

Jet. When you got that much of the grand prize. Like age, the grand prize, you don't throw on a trove, you know. Magnum condoms are not any bigger than right, he has to use fucking hefty bags.

Speaker 2 1:01:54

He's the hefty, hefty, hefty, expand they got the kitchen bags, yeah, the stretchy ones.

Speaker 4 1:02:00

I like the summer breeze, scented ones too. Hell yeah, make your dick smell good.

Speaker 7 1:02:04

Right And cause infections.

Speaker 4 1:02:09

No, he said.

Speaker 6 1:02:10

Not Oh Jesus.

Speaker 2 1:02:13

Jesus can't help you. I'm getting used to.

Speaker 3 1:02:15

Nasty. Yeah, we only get Satan here, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 6 1:02:19

That's a good point. You just ain't saying you're on my butthole right there.

Speaker 1 1:02:24

Only one thing. I'll give you a couple words Just one finger, a couple words There's a couple of bones.

Speaker 4 1:02:28

I'm not reaching a hand in the. Yeah, I would come back.

Speaker 1 1:02:32

You know him, fist you.

Incoherent and Inappropriate Rambling

Speaker 2 1:02:34

Oh yeah, every time he fists me. I you know. You know how you were talking about. Apple juice was the great colon cleanser. There's not a colon cleanser than Satan. It burns all that shit away.

Speaker 7 1:02:44

Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 1:02:45

I'm probably getting cancer though.

Speaker 4 1:02:48

That makes sense. Probably.

Speaker 1 1:02:49

I'll. I'll get it with you. It'll be all right, sweet, we can get colon.

Speaker 4 1:02:52

You're going to get colon, you want some No, no, no.

Speaker 7 1:02:55

No No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no No.

Speaker 1 1:02:57

No No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no Nasty.

Speaker 2 1:03:15

One year salary plus 200K. That's like the free part. I don't have to pay people?

Speaker 7 1:03:19

Yeah, but it probably pays out to your mom.

Speaker 1 1:03:22

And then no. I didn't it. You and you and Daddy Dusty can live together, guys and live happily ever after.

Speaker 2 1:03:27

I wonder. I just bought a comp Be a tamb不會, and he does it. Fine guy, i didn't. Just a lot of money. Easy Dudky Ilaşayayayay who?

Speaker 1 1:03:31

knows me, Dusty. No, I am saying if I die too with cocoa and there's two life insurance policy is going on like you guys could just live the rest of your life About which just making me That's true たい, imagine you, and were just moving here. Of course, they can just welcome ninety three, three, let's go to the Bahamas, you know?

Speaker 4 1:03:46

yeah, that's what I'm saying, yeah, deal goes on, real sexy. I saw Daddy Dusty's post about needing to buy a house on Facebook And I was like I'll sell you my house if I can still live here.

Speaker 6 1:04:00

Yeah, it's all.

Speaker 1 1:04:03

Hell, I'm down dude, I'm with it.

Speaker 7 1:04:07

Yeah you get to live there, but she has to pay, i'll pay, right, yeah, the against all the fucking pay Reds he's gonna sleep in my bed

Speaker 6 1:04:16

if you want, yeah, they bring some sort of payment.

Speaker 4 1:04:21

Yeah it's simple. We do a murky look with me. I'm pretty sure they're still shampoo and body wash from Dusty in my house. Who knows?

Speaker 7 1:04:31

Maybe, he has everything she needs, Yeah exactly.

Speaker 4 1:04:34

I scared.

Speaker 1 1:04:35

I scared Zeno one night. I thought I was in trouble. He came home very late and I may or may not have smacked someone on the ass hard enough to hear it through the whole house and through the neighbor's house. So I wrote the motorcycle that evening too.

Speaker 4 1:04:51

Right. And I purposely like rev the bike a few times by the house So he'd be like oh fuck it, zeno's home motorcycle Didn't hear it. I walked into the house and there was a there's a small hallway that connected our two bedrooms and then there was a bathroom in the middle. And I got into the hallway and I just hear a smack like fucking loud ass smack, and I was like holy shit, God damn, am I next Did?

Speaker 1 1:05:17

I do something wrong. I heard my hand Like I had a flashback to being a child and like getting in trouble. I had a motherfucker dude.

Speaker 4 1:05:23

Yeah, and then I just like I was like, oh right on, fuckin' murky's going to town over there right on, and I just went to bed. I like started watching TV.

Speaker 1 1:05:30

It was like 20 minutes later, like I came outside and then I grabbed my photo, i was like hey, dude, sorry, yeah, you go.

Speaker 4 1:05:37

You go.

Speaker 1 1:05:37

I had no idea You're fucking.

Speaker 4 1:05:39

I was like no dude, it's fine. I just thought I was in trouble and you're going to spank me next, like I was starting to think, like what the fuck did?

Speaker 2 1:05:46

I do. That's why there's this Dude murky. That's why Zeno won't play gay chicken. You fucking put PTSD in his head. So every time you go, to kiss him. he's like no, Oh, I don't want my ass smacked into next week. Dude, could you imagine smacking murky's ass into next week? That'd create a fucking rip in time and space. It would break your hand. You bang, a huge bang into the people and then you move through space. There's time.

Speaker 4 1:06:11

Oh, there it is, look at it, look at it.

Speaker 2 1:06:15

I still think it was funny when we went far Haas, all your ass, He was like yeah he goes, oh shit, he was legit shot. Visibly jealous.

Speaker 4 1:06:24

He was like I didn't think that was real. That took up 70 percent of the screen.

Speaker 7 1:06:27

Yeah, it doesn't look as big as it usually does.

Speaker 1 1:06:30

Whenever you had a lost, a pound in your ass, the sweat, the sweat pants are like those sweat pants are thick.

Speaker 2 1:06:37

So his ass is still showing through those thick ass sweat pants. True, Also your ass is way bigger in person.

Speaker 7 1:06:44

That's what I'm saying. It's way bigger.

Speaker 1 1:06:47

That's funny. Yeah, the camera doesn't do it, it's the opposite of what you usually get.

Speaker 4 1:06:51

Yeah, usually the camera adds 10 pounds for murky. It takes 10 pounds off his ass.

Speaker 7 1:06:56

It. Does You imagine adding 10 pounds to Zino's dick?

Speaker 2 1:07:00

Oh little.

Speaker 1 1:07:02

Wow, I already have back problems Yeah.

Speaker 2 1:07:08

You know how heavy do you think your? dick is.

Speaker 4 1:07:11

It's probably a couple ounces.

Speaker 7 1:07:13

A couple ounces.

Speaker 1 1:07:16

Oh Zino, I'll get more than a couple buddy, I don't know I'll measure it sometime.

Speaker 4 1:07:21

I'll report back. You get like a weed scale.

Speaker 2 1:07:26

You're just going to make sure that like your dicks not supporting any body weight, yeah, When you get a food scale and then you can serve it to a lady like a dinner.

Speaker 4 1:07:36

No, I made you a six ounce sirloin here.

Speaker 2 1:07:39

I just had a terrible image of Zino's dick being stuffed with an apple like a pork.

Speaker 4 1:07:44

Why would you say that out. Loud.

Speaker 2 1:07:45

Sounding. Just imagine your fucking huge ass dick, but like but sounded with an apple.

Speaker 7 1:07:53

I don't want.

Speaker 2 1:07:54

Sounding, but now you did. I don't like it around the balls. There was some nice lettuce.

Speaker 6 1:08:01

Mm, hmm.

Speaker 2 1:08:01

Some garnish.

Speaker 6 1:08:02

I think you should. I think you should wrap it in bacon and cool it big and blanket.

Speaker 4 1:08:08

Oh no, that's a fucking idea. See, this is why we keep you around crazy.

Speaker 2 1:08:13

Because he's fat.

Speaker 7 1:08:15

Oh, i'm fat, I'm just like oh, that is not OK.

Speaker 4 1:08:20

Yeah, it was not nice. No, no, I'm not a fucking shit Crazy.

Speaker 6 1:08:25

I know, i know that I can still.

Speaker 2 1:08:30

He just fucking burst it out. It's fucking one liner.

Speaker 1 1:08:34

Crazy. I love you. These are the really mean things I thought about. You want to roast, so the roast is going to start here soon, that's the I was actually going to.

Speaker 6 1:08:43

I was actually going to fire.

Speaker 1 1:08:45

I say ruin the firewood.

Speaker 4 1:08:48

Can learn.

Speaker 6 1:08:48

I was expecting a roast And not. So far, all I've been done is take the dinner and treated real well, i wanted to be.

Speaker 1 1:08:53

I wanted to be married for a while.

Speaker 2 1:08:55

Because, Mark, you only kept coming up with. He was like very terrible job. Crazy. I can't keep. I should kill myself. I think it was one that he came up with. I don't know.

Speaker 1 1:09:07

I think I think it was actually crazy. I want to see my kids. Oh yeah, yeah. And like shit, like that dude, Like I felt bad for even thinking of it. That's just what I bring.

Speaker 4 1:09:17

Yeah, i remember there was one that you said that I was like. you can't say that I'm a piece of shit.

Speaker 6 1:09:23

That's actually a rather sort of subject at the moment.

Speaker 1 1:09:25

I know And I'm sorry.

Speaker 6 1:09:27

He's sorry, it's the truth.

Speaker 2 1:09:29

It makes you feel good.

Speaker 1 1:09:30

It's the truth And like that's what I thought of. And I'm like I hate myself for saying that.

Speaker 6 1:09:35

I think I think the word, i think the worst thing is is that it is a sort of subject, but I know I've done nothing wrong.

Speaker 1 1:09:43

And yeah, you know crazy. I hope it works out for you. But again, i'm sorry. That's just where my brain went. Yeah, no, that's fine.

Speaker 6 1:09:52

I can take it.

Speaker 7 1:09:53

It doesn't feel like it.

Speaker 6 1:09:55

Well, no, No, no, no, no, i'm actually, i'm actually taking it very well, crazy.

Speaker 2 1:10:01

He didn't ask himself to be on here to I understand.

Speaker 7 1:10:05

I was.

Speaker 6 1:10:06

I'm more than happy to be here and be roasted on a regular basis If you need a Number two alcoholic.

Speaker 2 1:10:12

Nobody can beat my. I'm not an alcoholic anymore, Are you? You're too What.

Speaker 4 1:10:19

Your pubes ginger too To the carpets, man Do they It's fine, i'll say it.

Speaker 3 1:10:27

Well, my shitty ass bits thought it'd go white, though That's only down.

Speaker 1 1:10:32

You should just go with the mustache.

Speaker 6 1:10:34

Well, yeah, everything else kind of looks like shit It does.

Speaker 1 1:10:40

It really does mustache because he wants to see his kids.

Speaker 2 1:10:43

He's like oh, i'm gonna get a little bit of my He does mustache because he wants to see his kids again.

Speaker 6 1:10:48

I can't, i can't, i can't shave it. I suddenly can't shave at the moment because this whole side of my face.

Speaker 7 1:10:59

Oh, my God.

Speaker 6 1:11:00

I heard that as well. You're fucking horrible Well but, murky needs a moment.

Speaker 4 1:11:06

I'm a big piece of shit in you The rough one.

Speaker 2 1:11:11

The other day was at least.

Speaker 1 1:11:12

I'm crazy How was it crazy, how depressed I am, or something of this.

Speaker 2 1:11:16

Yeah this is funny. I'm murky Dude. Murky can't come up with, oh my God.

Speaker 1 1:11:21

Yeah, there's just nothing. Murky's not really good at the one Crazy. We love you And I'm glad you're doing better One liners You're going to throw. I'm not because they're all fucking awful, because that's how me and my siblings talk to each other, that's all it comes down That green cheese murky here.

Speaker 2 1:11:38

Let me copy pills. You're happy, you're happy pills. Some of those, but murky, let me read you, you need some of those. Let me repeat what you said Crazy, i want to see my kids Right, that's what you said.

Speaker 4 1:11:51

Here's what I said Crazy.

Speaker 2 1:11:53

Crazy. You should keep your. You shouldn't just go with the mustache because you want to see your kids again. It's way funnier. It makes me look more like an asshole.

Speaker 3 1:12:04

Yeah, crazy, i do it. It's more like I'm crazy depressed Yep.

Speaker 7 1:12:08

We, we got it. I can't even, i can't even.

Speaker 6 1:12:11

I can't even deny that depression. Depression is a bastard, But you know.

Speaker 2 1:12:19

I have some small positives. You know who? you know who has less balls than crazy? There's only one person Hitler.

Speaker 6 1:12:25

I've got one. I've got one. I've got. I've got quite good balls. Thank you very much. You've seen my balls, what are?

Speaker 1 1:12:34

you talking about. No, i said dude, i said a video to Coco last night of a guy standing down, a grizzly bear with a fucking bird shot guy at point blank range at with a like a small game double barrel shotgun like he was shooting shot out of it, i'm guessing which is not meant to fucking kill a bear. It'll piss it off. You might blind it if you're lucky.

Speaker 2 1:12:56

And I'm talking. It might decide to go the other way, but it could be well not.

Speaker 1 1:13:00

It charged him all the way up to like four or five yards and that the bear like backed off and doubled back and came at him again and it got to probably six yards and bailed off and he's like, and then he gets on his walkie talkie with the like the guys he's hunting with And he's like I just had a like a mother grizzly charge me. She has three cubs. I'm getting the fuck out of here. And he doesn't shoot at the bear. That's balls here that I'd be.

Speaker 2 1:13:31

Markey be like fucking came there.

Speaker 1 1:13:36

Ptsd from the awful movie theater. We went to see that movie dude.

Speaker 2 1:13:41

OK, so I specifically told Coco not to go to that movie theater And I thought for the record.

Speaker 7 1:13:47

but it's after you say that I really told him go anywhere, But there And he said you know, we should go there.

Speaker 2 1:13:55

Well, it's because I forgot that we had that conversation. to be fair, I'm fine.

Speaker 1 1:13:58

I know I'm glad we went to the ghetto.

Speaker 2 1:14:00

It's fucking that movie theater. It was the premium movie theater wasn't for that movie.

Speaker 1 1:14:08

No, they weren't showing it because it was dog shit.

Speaker 2 1:14:12

Luckily it was just two people behind us So I didn't really feel too bad about talking too much during the movie. I feel like I feel like in the movie if you didn't talk during that movie it would suck 10 times worse. Feel like in that movie it was kind of expected that we were going to talk because, like the fucking bear would do shit And I'd be like, oh, i would just fucking say it out loud, like I wouldn't do that like an Inventors movie. But we were there for, like, the experience.

Speaker 4 1:14:38

Yeah, i heard that the creators of cocaine bear making crack Coon Now.

Speaker 6 1:14:44

Oh no.

Speaker 2 1:14:47

Well, we got to, got to plan another trip out here, boys, to go see crack Coon.

Speaker 1 1:14:51

Yeah, and make a Frankenstein PC.

Speaker 2 1:14:54

Well, i mean you should do it. Come down. We just got to make a weekend to come down here and just do that.

Speaker 3 1:14:59

Right.

Speaker 4 1:15:00

We're going to make a show We talked.

Speaker 1 1:15:02

we talked about like a month ago, like after Myrtle Beach.

Speaker 2 1:15:05

Yeah, after Myrtle Beach I'm good Like, yeah, we'll get a weekend where we're all free.

Speaker 4 1:15:10

I'm sure it'll be, and then we can go to Micro.

Speaker 6 1:15:13

Center Hey.

Speaker 1 1:15:14

I got anything we're missing Coco don't forget that Father's Day is this weekend.

Speaker 7 1:15:20

Yeah, yeah, he's got nothing to celebrate, yeah.

Speaker 2 1:15:24

How did mother? That's that.

Speaker 6 1:15:26

It was That's a And can we move on?

Speaker 2 1:15:31

Just like your mother.

Speaker 6 1:15:40

From this small subject of Father's Day, because this is a father. Get anything from his kids this year, Oh no.

Speaker 4 1:15:47

Oh no, Crazy.

Speaker 2 1:15:48

Crazy. I want Father's Day gift. Father, they like you crazy. Hey, you're a piece of shit. I like how Berkey tried to make a Father's Day joke about me and immediately backfired on him.

Speaker 1 1:16:04

Mother's Day passed, just like your mom. Mother's Day is in the future, which is the only time you're ever going to see your daddy.

Speaker 7 1:16:15

So you're saying, you're never going to see your mother again Got it. It's also the only time crazy is going to. You think that ass goes to hell.

Speaker 4 1:16:21

That ass is going straight to heaven. This is a. I was going to give him a pass. He's like I did good work for you. I want to see this ass again.

Speaker 5 1:16:29

My punishment for you, merck, isn't to go to hell, because then you get to see your mother and be happy. You're going to heaven, where you fucking have to deal with the Mormons.

Speaker 1 1:16:37

Oh no, Jehovah's Witness.

Speaker 7 1:16:39

Soaking for everybody.

Speaker 5 1:16:41

You wake up, you're going to have to tell them to get off your lawn.

Speaker 7 1:16:45

Was soaking in dirty diet Cokes everybody.

Speaker 1 1:16:48

Also, you have to mow your lawn six hours of the day, like Hall, and watch people walk across.

Speaker 5 1:16:58

All is just the HLA. President of heaven.

Speaker 1 1:17:01

Oh my.

Speaker 5 1:17:01

God.

Speaker 1 1:17:03

I will kill myself a billion times. We get away from that.

Speaker 2 1:17:08

Oh, my God. What All goes to heaven, he would be the HLA president.

Speaker 1 1:17:14

He would find anybody for having their trash can out seven minutes after we're supposed to come back in.

Speaker 2 1:17:21

Oh my God, He would make grass grow and have it, just so that he could experience people mowing lawns, even though that it didn't have to happen.

Speaker 1 1:17:28

You're not doing it right. You're not doing it right.

Speaker 7 1:17:30

He didn't I hate when you go and mow your lawn.

Speaker 1 1:17:32

I hate your home, your neighbors immediately go and mow their lawn.

Speaker 7 1:17:37

You know what I mean.

Speaker 3 1:17:39

No.

Speaker 7 1:17:40

Or is that just my neighborhood in Michigan? If you mow your lawn, everybody mows their lawn, because yours can't look better than theirs.

Speaker 6 1:17:47

I don't. I don't have a garden, so I've got nothing to mow I don't have a garden.

Speaker 2 1:17:52

It's called a yard yard yard, yard You'd have a.

Speaker 6 1:17:58

Boston Yeah.

Speaker 2 1:18:01

Okay then, like everyone I know, and love is dead.

Speaker 3 1:18:04

Like everyone I know, and love is dead, oh you too, Oh dear But funny is the way he says that, And when you repeat it It almost sounds like the beginning of a rage against the machine song.

Speaker 2 1:18:16

Yeah.

Speaker 7 1:18:20

Remember that time that we were in Vegas. in your sleep and and you whispered in my ear in your sleep, we're all going to die.

Speaker 2 1:18:29

No, i don't remember that, but remember whenever we were. I do remember when we were sharing a room with you. It's got to happen now, because I started this.

Speaker 2 1:18:38

It's going to happen now Remember at least the best of a member when we were in the Chicago yeah. And we were in the hotel sharing a room with your sister And in the middle of the night I just loudly looked at Gazz is like Mommy, I want the tea, tea bottle and gas. Had to like wake me up, So I didn't say anything else. That's the fuck up. Did your sister hear me say that? I don't think so. Have you told the story to your sister?

Speaker 7 1:19:05

Yes, OK, i would still prefer you not talk about it.

Speaker 2 1:19:12

It was pretty funny for you. You were sleeping.

Speaker 7 1:19:18

For me I'm like this fucking guy is screaming in his sleep about titties and bottles.

Speaker 2 1:19:26

Is that a problem? Yes, I'm going to scream loudly in my sleep tonight. Do you mean you can't be worse than you talked?

Speaker 7 1:19:33

in your sleep last night. What did I say? I don't remember, but you, I think you might have just said like oh, hello, something like that.

Speaker 2 1:19:43

Fuck, it Just hopped into my sleep. What I finally shut down for the night I went to the discord.

Speaker 1 1:19:54

You, the small one in the house. I stayed the night there.

Speaker 7 1:19:58

True, i was in the room next to you and true violent.

Speaker 4 1:20:03

I heard it and I was all the way at home.

Speaker 2 1:20:06

I think you were still driving at that point, you know.

Speaker 1 1:20:09

Yeah.

Speaker 2 1:20:09

I was worried, dude It was it was kind of poopy.

Speaker 5 1:20:11

It was fucking shitty ass weather that night.

Speaker 1 1:20:14

I was like he better tax me when he fucking gets home. You should have promised me tonight.

Speaker 4 1:20:19

I really should have.

Speaker 2 1:20:21

Because, they need you the next day, did they?

Speaker 4 1:20:23

No, no, nobody ever called me or anything And I was like cool, cool, cool thing.

Speaker 1 1:20:29

Next one we went, it was maybe like 20, 25 minutes of like hey guys, what's going on?

Speaker 2 1:20:39

He's like crazy.

Speaker 5 1:20:40

He was like who's?

Speaker 2 1:20:40

that fucking I actually, I actually was looking going what the fuck Sleep Sleep got me with that one a couple of weeks ago in battlefield I was playing battlefield and and he fucking played it And I was like who the fuck is that? And he just like stayed silent And I like that. I put to like I was like you didn't just fucking do that, did you? he's like, yeah, he's like you fuck.

Speaker 6 1:21:07

So I got, i got to ask a question with toast, because I know that you get toast to edit stuff for you.

Speaker 2 1:21:12

But we don't have a minute.

Speaker 6 1:21:14

I don't even know.

Speaker 3 1:21:15

Nothing for ADHD.

Speaker 6 1:21:17

No, no, no, no, no, no. Not ADHD, but a game boat.

Speaker 3 1:21:20

But yeah, we give him to do some game, boat stuff.

Speaker 6 1:21:23

But surely, because he's under the age of 18, everything that some of the shit you guys do is a little bit dungey, isn't it?

Speaker 3 1:21:30

Not for Gamebo, not for Gamebo.

NASCAR, Le Mans, Gaming Plans

Speaker 2 1:21:32

No, we're much more PG About the only thing that he probably had to do is I haven't finished watching his edit of our Mastrivious episode. We love.

Speaker 5 1:21:42

Catholic spells.

Speaker 2 1:21:44

I haven't finished watching the edit of our Mastrivious episode, but I can only imagine that there were just a bunch of, as we were fucking yelling at Mastrivious, except I'm assuming he replaced it with Boat Horns, because I know, when I was editing it, i was like I'm gonna edit this. I'm like, alrighty, i'm pissed off, this motherfucker get in your fucking home. And I just started screaming because we were. This was like our fifth or sixth attempt at the battle And I was just very upset.

Speaker 6 1:22:16

We do need to move to the ending session.

Speaker 5 1:22:18

Oh yeah, i was gonna suck East PV.

Speaker 3 1:22:21

Oh, finally.

Speaker 6 1:22:23

We definitely need to do gaming session at some sort, because that normally causes some sort of chaos. You need to do what?

Speaker 2 1:22:30

Wow, what is that? That 33-player co-op?

Speaker 7 1:22:35

Oh, my God, the game looks ridiculously dumb. Yeah 33 players.

Speaker 2 1:22:42

So we're gonna basically make a. I think we should just make a Super Stream out of it. Everybody brings their communities together and we'll have 10 people.

Speaker 4 1:22:52

The same 10 people from all of our communities, Right because it's the same 10 fucking people.

Speaker 7 1:22:58

Don't tell yourself short, you might have 13.

Speaker 6 1:23:01

Well, i was gonna say that you would bring like seven or eight of them. I'll bring like one.

Speaker 1 1:23:07

You know what I would have lost money on?

Speaker 2 1:23:09

Yeah, but my seven or eight are the same as like fucking E's and Xenos. Seven or eight.

Speaker 1 1:23:14

Before this podcast, I would bet $300. That Crazy plugged his Twitch link five times.

Speaker 3 1:23:23

I mean it's What do you mean? revenge for all those times I've done that Twitchtv?

Speaker 7 1:23:27

slash Crazy, i do it Yeah wait, i'm crazy, i'm an idiot.

Speaker 3 1:23:31

Shame was plugged.

Speaker 7 1:23:33

Shame was plugged, but Also Crazy this is you.

Speaker 1 1:23:38

Because I have $30,000 in credit card debt.

Speaker 3 1:23:44

When they call, I just say I can't pay it back Credit card debt.

Speaker 6 1:23:50

I don't actually have that much in debt these days. Skill issues. Yeah, skill issues. Let's not forget, i'm a trainee management accountant, so You're gonna be the American way Bald eagles and credit cards all day, every day, all the people that made me feel like I shouldn't move to America because I feel like I should make loads of money.

Speaker 2 1:24:12

Did you see that they entered a fucking NASCAR in Le Mans?

Speaker 6 1:24:15

Yeah.

Speaker 5 1:24:16

Did you see that they had to fucking?

Speaker 2 1:24:18

take it back to the garage and rebuild the transmission And did you see everybody shitting.

Speaker 1 1:24:23

They had it done so well though.

Speaker 2 1:24:25

Did you see everybody shitting? Oh, look at that. The American car had to go to the garage. And then all the Americans are like, yeah, but it was the British transmission that failed.

Speaker 1 1:24:35

So I thought it was that they had a steering gearbox failure.

Speaker 2 1:24:41

They had some sort of transmission failure, okay, and then they also had a full. They had to do a full brake change which, like, if you're not, i saw the video where it happened but basically the car was going down the back, the long back, straight away with all the chicanes in Le Mans And it's just going. Yeah, it was making some sounds that a car should make.

Speaker 1 1:25:09

Oh dude that thing was loud as.

Speaker 2 1:25:13

Yeah, but when it died it was like And it was like fucking hobbling back. They replaced, they rebuilt the transmission, got it back out on the racetrack and then started gaining positions again.

Speaker 3 1:25:24

Fun fact, it's also the same sound Coco makes on the balls.

Speaker 2 1:25:27

The It finished.

Speaker 6 1:25:29

They said that if It finished way above where it should have.

Speaker 2 1:25:31

They said that if it had not had that transmission failure it would have finished first in its class and just outside of, like the fucking Ferrari. Supercars Is that right.

Speaker 1 1:25:42

I'm crazy GLE. Yeah, it was in first and then, yeah, they had them running with the Supercars.

Speaker 6 1:25:49

No, no. He was going to start at the back and then, because of how well qualifying went, they had to bump him up a level.

Speaker 2 1:25:56

Yeah, because it was too fast for the cars behind him? Yeah, and then he had to bump him up a level and then he started going.

Speaker 6 1:26:03

But did you see half the driving from that race? anyway, They were behind the safety car for like an hour.

Speaker 1 1:26:08

At one point. I mean, there's NASCAR drivers. They only turn left.

Speaker 6 1:26:12

Well, only the NASCAR drivers? No, it wasn't the NASCAR drivers. The problem was the other cars.

Speaker 2 1:26:16

No, the NASCAR. There's only one. There was only one NASCAR in it. All the other cars were just the regular Supercars.

Speaker 3 1:26:23

Yeah like half the one Yeah they could drive Like literally.

Speaker 2 1:26:26

There's a clip going around One wasn't the one that was causing the problems. Everybody else was spinning out, because it was raining.

Speaker 6 1:26:32

It was one of the cut. There was one clip where there's two cars that both lose their shit in the rain and just spin, so like simultaneous did you see the car and all the specs?

Speaker 2 1:26:41

Oh, yeah, Basically it was a NASCAR.

Speaker 1 1:26:45

It was a redneck.

Speaker 5 1:26:46

It was a.

Speaker 2 1:26:47

NASCAR stock car right, just for our listeners, so we can describe it for them, but it was a NASCAR. They're giant NASCAR fans, But it was. They're rednecks Shut up. But it was 500. It was 500 pounds lighter than a normal NASCAR, but it had the same engine, So it had just a stupid amount of horsepower. And then they were like you know what? What does this need? I?

Speaker 4 1:27:12

guess.

Speaker 2 1:27:12

I guess Did you disconnect, oh, and then they were just like And then they were just like you know what, you know what we need more down force. So what do they do? they just fucking put wings out the fucking wazoo Car and made it have more down force than a formula one car and they were like, well, it should have been doing this good, but fuck I.

Speaker 5 1:27:46

Think, i think the.

Speaker 2 1:27:46

British to flip the fucking switch on the transmission to have it break.

Speaker 6 1:27:50

They, literally they. It's kind of funny because obviously they put it in to try and promote Naz car in Europe.

Speaker 1 1:27:57

Wasn't it the 75th anniversary in a car and the hundred and something of the Lamans.

Speaker 2 1:28:03

It was like the 75th NASCAR and like, i think, the 50th Lamans, or a hundred or something like that.

Speaker 1 1:28:09

Yeah, maybe something along those lines. I don't fucking know, truthfully, but It was a. It was a Anniversary promo idea, is what?

Speaker 6 1:28:20

it was? It was a promo to the real reason behind it was a promo to promote NASCAR in Europe, so that yeah people.

Speaker 2 1:28:28

And in Lamans is always Kind of car it was a NASCAR Hendricks Motorsports. They were fucking tearing ass on that whole.

Speaker 1 1:28:39

It's a very well-known name, like sorry, i'm redneck, fucking, i never watched NASCAR. I don't watch NASCAR by no body because I'm thick enough. Hendricks motorsports is a very big name. And then you take the you know the mother of all these different groups, which is NASCAR, and Cross it over with the biggest name of all their subordinates that are racing for them and try to make a vehicle like that. That thing was bad as fuck. It was a hell of a muscle car. Yeah was it built for a 24-hour race.

Speaker 2 1:29:13

Absolutely not.

Speaker 1 1:29:14

Yeah, could you done some things different? probably. But So proud brother, i'm gonna go out, i'm gonna drink some PBR and I'm gonna smack my wife. I don't have a wife. One more smacker.

Speaker 3 1:29:33

He's your mourn to stone cold Steve Austin there.

Speaker 2 1:29:35

I.

Speaker 6 1:29:37

Don't want to defend America here, But, you, piece of shit.

Speaker 6 1:29:42

I know, but but the reason why I'm saying that is that you think that that NASCAR was the first time it's ever done a 24-hour race. It's not done any testing. Yeah, it's not anything like that. And you gotta think, in the build up to Le Mans, all those cars that are in it have had build up races building up to this. So there are plenty of testing and everything. And you've got like people like Audi, ferrari Who can't get through the whole race without something going on in the car. And The number of Formula F1 drivers in that race is fucking hilarious and it's including all the shit ones like Brendan, fucking Hartley, jesus.

Speaker 2 1:30:22

Christ, I'm not enough of a British redneck to know who that is.

Speaker 6 1:30:27

He's a New.

Speaker 1 1:30:27

Zealander? Yeah, there's, very well known.

Speaker 6 1:30:32

So F1 is my thing obviously as most you know you probably know, but F1 isn't really a redneck thing, it's more of a elegance.

Speaker 2 1:30:41

No, it's not. If that was the case in every fucking redneck in America's elegant by the same argument.

Speaker 6 1:30:47

Oh, on that note, I wonder if my F1 games just downloaded.

Speaker 2 1:30:50

You're right, naked shit but British. Yeah that's like I mean play.

Speaker 1 1:30:54

That's like me playing NASCAR Thunder on the 64.

Speaker 6 1:31:00

I want to, i want to. I want them to actually bring out a NASCAR game for Xbox. It's actually decent and not shit, so I can sit there playing.

Speaker 2 1:31:10

NASCAR games used to be amazing, and then EA they did make in them.

Speaker 6 1:31:14

Yeah, yeah, exactly, that's where I went wrong.

Speaker 1 1:31:17

Yeah, I do have a video I have to send you.

Speaker 6 1:31:21

Okay, I.

Speaker 1 1:31:22

Know I'm a center.

Speaker 4 1:31:23

No, it's not No, it's a son.

Speaker 7 1:31:27

To the son.

Speaker 5 1:31:28

Yep.

Speaker 7 1:31:29

The fuck are we doing? Oh, do you know that you zoom out and now it's just a cheese did not.

Speaker 4 1:31:38

I was drawing in the corner.

Speaker 7 1:31:50

Had all the veins and stuff already.

Speaker 2 1:31:55

Can you just post gift? Oh my god, oh, that sneeze hurts, you know, my left arm hurts now.

Speaker 6 1:32:13

Yeah.

Speaker 2 1:32:13

Yeah.

Speaker 6 1:32:15

Cuz I sneezed.

Speaker 7 1:32:21

I'm not okay.

Speaker 6 1:32:23

I'm sure all of us as men have at times hurt a woman's clit because of a fingernail or some stupid shit like that, Yeah definitely No, i'm the other gentleman He cut this nail. He was not a fucking gentleman, a gentleman, i'm not a fucking gentleman. I'm not a fucking gentleman, i'm not a fucking gentleman.

Speaker 7 1:32:43

I'm not a fucking gentleman.

Speaker 1 1:32:47

I was gonna say literally, if anything baby oil all over his hands before he went to a room with somebody Jam space where you playing jam space.

Request for Ellen Versus Comeback

Speaker 6 1:33:01

He's gotta get the massage going. Come on now.

Speaker 4 1:33:05

Sex we We need you beautiful?

Speaker 1 1:33:16

Yeah, i just walked into it and now it's. Do I have control over these things, guys get rid of? Yeah, you can draw things.

Speaker 6 1:33:24

You can't get rid of me I.

Speaker 4 1:33:26

Don't know if I want to be in here. I Don't know if I want to be in there. Oh, i don't like to say more.

Speaker 2 1:33:33

Mom come pick me up. Oh my god, i got so green.

Speaker 6 1:33:37

And I do have a serious question for you, because, because I I'm seriously invested in something that you guys have done but you haven't done in a while.

Speaker 3 1:33:46

Yeah, okay, i want the best.

Speaker 6 1:33:49

It needs to come back.

Speaker 2 1:33:51

The Ellen versus yeah, we do need to do that again, maybe next week, now the week after, because all of us are not gonna be here.

Speaker 1 1:33:58

Correct next week is next week's gonna be a vacation week.

Speaker 2 1:34:02

Y'all Make sure you look in yeah, we'll see you in two weeks. Goodbye, everybody.