What happens when Satan himself joins us for a chaotic and hilarious conversation? Prepare to laugh out loud as our number one listener, Farha, takes us on a wild ride through off-track banter and some truly outrageous stories. We'll discuss topics like creating a Pornhub account for the podcast, Murky's body count, and a hoodie that looks like a vagina. And trust us, you'll want to hear our take on Murky being racist and Satan's assistant having cancer.
As former streamers, we take a trip down memory lane and share some of our experiences. We chat about meeting roommates in college, Indonesian accents, streaming platforms like Glimmish and Trovo, and Candy playing T-Ball. We also reflect on the challenges of committing to a streaming schedule and debate the differences between streaming and podcasting. But we must warn you, things get a bit heated as we argue about who carries the podcast!
Hold on tight as we share some inappropriate con behavior and jokes that'll have you in stitches. We dive into Zeno's cosplay and the absurd idea of him "building a bomb" to get a picture, as well as Zeno having a "mighty morphine sword" and Murky's body count. The conversation takes an unexpectedly dark turn as we explore the concept of a "dead dad club" and the jokes we've made around it. So join us for this unforgettable episode filled with stories of Coco and Ty's college days, Candy playing T-Ball, and so much more!
Also go buy coffee from our buddy G Millie's sponsor: https://coffeebrandcoffee.com/?ref=Fsd-Kkepd7MlK
Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd
What happens when Satan himself joins us for a chaotic and hilarious conversation? Prepare to laugh out loud as our number one listener, Farha, takes us on a wild ride through off-track banter and some truly outrageous stories. We'll discuss topics like creating a Pornhub account for the podcast, Murky's body count, and a hoodie that looks like a vagina. And trust us, you'll want to hear our take on Murky being racist and Satan's assistant having cancer.
As former streamers, we take a trip down memory lane and share some of our experiences. We chat about meeting roommates in college, Indonesian accents, streaming platforms like Glimmish and Trovo, and Candy playing T-Ball. We also reflect on the challenges of committing to a streaming schedule and debate the differences between streaming and podcasting. But we must warn you, things get a bit heated as we argue about who carries the podcast!
Hold on tight as we share some inappropriate con behavior and jokes that'll have you in stitches. We dive into Zeno's cosplay and the absurd idea of him "building a bomb" to get a picture, as well as Zeno having a "mighty morphine sword" and Murky's body count. The conversation takes an unexpectedly dark turn as we explore the concept of a "dead dad club" and the jokes we've made around it. So join us for this unforgettable episode filled with stories of Coco and Ty's college days, Candy playing T-Ball, and so much more!
Also go buy coffee from our buddy G Millie's sponsor: https://coffeebrandcoffee.com/?ref=Fsd-Kkepd7MlK
Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd
We started recording up far has gone, far has here. I'm still here, he's still here.
E To Interact:It was just the audio people can hear me. We're good, we have our number one listener on the podcast today because, fuck Ty, he's number two now.
Farha:Yeah.
Satan's PA Assistant:Yeah.
Farha:I've already said more than Ty did the whole, the whole.
Satan's PA Assistant:Yeah, no it's like three sentences.
E To Interact:You said more than Ty did. Fuck you, ty. By the way, ty got Zeno and I mixed up. He was like, yeah, he was playing that game the whole time. Fuck you Ty. No, i was not. I'm the bad guy with the beard.
Coco:He doesn't know what you look like. We don't have an audio, we don't have a video for this.
Merky:Yeah, actual. That was technically his first time seeing you guys.
Coco:Did you say, we have porn hub.
E To Interact:Yeah, we have.
Satan's PA Assistant:We could have it only say both, your guys, we should upload the big.
Coco:I mean, i've debated, making a fucking porn hub account for ADHD after dark to upload her fucking episodes, do it.
Xeno:Yeah, do that right now.
Coco:I'm not doing that right now. Come on, now you guys do it.
E To Interact:Now, i'm too lazy.
Coco:See, I'm recording. I can't do more than one thing at once.
Xeno:It's a lot cooler if you did.
Coco:It would be a lot cooler if you I don't know.
E To Interact:I feel like you can masturbate and moan at the same time. You can do two things at once. Yeah, that's true.
Farha:He said up your background to be Zeno's.
Coco:Yeah, every episode that we recorded.
Farha:And that's awesome.
Coco:Yeah.
Farha:Oh yeah, He knows that Yeah.
Coco:Yeah, i don't remember. I don't remember how it happened, but Zeno would like got up. I think it was just like kiss my ass, see, and he took a screenshot of it and then made it sound like his background one day.
Farha:Yeah, it'd be a lot better if those, if that ass was possessed but dazzled or whatever it was to be.
Xeno:Yeah.
Coco:And then this is this is what I can do.
Satan:Oh yeah, i was going to suck East PP.
Merky:Why is there a vagina?
Satan:chair.
Merky:Oh, it's the hoodie that's on your chair.
Coco:Why do you have a?
Merky:vagina.
Xeno:It does look like a vagina, like a shot like a gaping, worn out gilf pussy.
Merky:What are we talking about?
Satan's PA Assistant:Merck we're talking about. We're talking about murky's body count, apparently GILF, oh OK.
Farha:What is that for real, though?
E To Interact:What He lost count after 30.
Coco:That's just my chair fading into view.
Farha:Oh, it's your hoodie. No, it's your hoodie too.
Coco:Yeah, murky, lick my hoodie, Murky, murky.
Xeno:He's fucking I can't do that We bring far under the podcast and you act up more than normal And you, you, really.
Satan's PA Assistant:You really just cook.
Xeno:Oh no, Jesus, Oh God Oh.
Satan's PA Assistant:Oh God, oh God.
Farha:I'll hit you guys with the whole. I thought the whole racist thing was a joke. I didn't realize it was for real.
Satan's PA Assistant:Yeah, what the fuck.
Farha:Oh God.
Xeno:No, it's crazy. Confirmed.
Farha:Murky. Oh my God, Murky You know if I want to be here anymore.
Xeno:I'm ridiculous I want to be here. He doesn't represent the rest of us, Farah.
E To Interact:Oh OK, Trust me, we barely tolerate him as he is.
Merky:Guys, this is bullshit and I'm not actually saying anything. Shut up, you hoe.
Satan:Hey and everybody's favorite devil. It's me.
E To Interact:OK, maybe it's not anybody's favorite devil, but you know, i feel like you got to be somebody's favorite, right?
Xeno:Yeah, i mean, you're our favorite. Yeah, I count for something.
E To Interact:Yeah, you're the only DD that will talk to us.
Merky:It looks like You gave us a bit.
Satan:Come for it.
Merky:It's why it is.
Satan:Also, murky, you don't have to be racist to get the hell. You're already going to hell. You're going to go to racist. Yeah, that's why I keep doing a walk the war.
E To Interact:Hey Satan, how's Coco's dad doing?
Satan:My dad, his dad.
E To Interact:No.
Satan:Oh Jesus, oh no, the fucking jokes out. Yeah, coco, satan.
Merky:The fucking podcast. God damn it.
Xeno:I think the same, just uses Coco as an avatar.
E To Interact:I would explain a lot.
Satan:I don't know how to explain this Well he uses Coco as an avatar.
Xeno:That's how we explain it.
Satan:Yeah, he's got his fucking hand up my ass like a sock puppet Yeah.
Satan's PA Assistant:Like right now. He's just got a finger.
Xeno:The voice.
Satan:Yeah, yeah, he touches different parts of my insides to make me say different things. Yeah.
Merky:Yeah, interesting.
Satan:Yeah, interesting, at least he's not a racist.
Xeno:Fair, fair, yeah, that's fair.
Satan's PA Assistant:Oh Satan, i think you can get a little off track here. They wanted to know how Coco's dad was Oh yeah, Sorry about that.
Satan:You know, I made this punishment in hell. What was that? More cancer?
E To Interact:Oh, that was a small thing. Yeah, that was Beelzebub.
Satan:Yeah, he just has more cancer. Yeah, fuck you, he's my assistant, you asshole. Yeah, he's my assistant, you're a bitch, yeah.
E To Interact:I thought his name was Beelzebub.
Satan:I don't know. We never named him, we just called him Satan's assistant.
Farha:I don't remember any of that.
E To Interact:You know, part of it is our lower person, so he probably won't.
Farha:Yeah, yeah, yeah, but yeah, if I could confirm this Fucking generic assistant.
Satan's PA Assistant:Anyway, I'm a pussy, so I'm gonna go now.
Xeno:Like literally a pussy, or like Oh, wait, wait, you know what?
E To Interact:What was your question?
Xeno:She said he was a pussy. Was like literally or like metaphorically?
E To Interact:Yeah, my hand was literally turned into a pussy.
Xeno:What'd you do to deserve that Like went to hell?
E To Interact:That's it. That's it. That's all you did. Yeah, you just go to hell and get an eternal punishment.
Merky:PA assistant. What was my mom's eternal punishment?
Xeno:Oh that's a good one, really being disappointed in your life choices, fuck you.
E To Interact:She had to watch all the times you fucked women.
Merky:Oh no, PA assistant is laughing, She just couldn't afford it because of how many for her 10-0.
Satan:She didn't watch every time you took something for Kennedy.
Merky:Well, I mean They're on VHS.
Satan's PA Assistant:We just replayed them All the time for her. You know that time when you were in the boat house or whatever the lake house Yeah, we just played that on loop for her all the time She's going to find the place was a mess now. Hmm.
Merky:At least we just have more cancer than Coco's dad.
Satan:I have no question for you.
E To Interact:Satan, OK, Yeah yeah, satan, so do Bill's fans. Go to hell.
Satan:And I go to hell for the most part, but especially Bill's fans.
E To Interact:Fuck you.
Satan:You make your ass catch on fire Fuck you See, you don't throw it.
Farha:I mean if you're, if you're.
Satan:Right now, your butthole will be on fire in the minute.
Farha:I imagine the last 25 years.
Xeno:Personal hell is going to be like having to do ASMR for all the demons in the hell every day.
Satan:He's going to be our ass.
E To Interact:I'm just making my. He's going to be wearing the maid outfit. Who?
Satan:will. Blue wig. We're just going to show it to us, you All? right, we're going to go punish it. We're going to say thank you.
E To Interact:I say, i say, and if on.
Xeno:You think maybe we should try to have other deities on the channel. You think that might work out.
Merky:Yeah, but we can give vision like other devils and hit him up from the Let's get the Easter Bunny.
Xeno:80 Easter Bunny, that is a Okay.
E To Interact:Do we need to get like a summoning circle for the Easter Bunny?
Xeno:I don't know, i've never done You have to sacrifice three Easter bunnies, definitely in the food. Oh, what I'm hearing is we're going to need murky to reach out to him, because he can relate to him the most.
Coco:Absolutely Make sure you're using this I'm here Sounding, so it sounds weird to come on your face. Hmm, not only is working to food.
E To Interact:He's also into sounding He is No.
Coco:Remember that one time he made a grinder That didn't happen.
Merky:I can tell you the story. I was a little bit scared. I was like, Oh, I'm going to be in a good mood.
E To Interact:So Zeno and myself were living together, as You know.
Xeno:To You downloaded grinder and you found Zeno on there. One thing led to another.
Merky:No, we were like that was cool, fuck, we should just move in together. And We had. I had a tinder and a bumble At the time, and Zeno. I didn't know anything about dating profiles. I had a tinder and a bumble because I heard about them from some friends and Zeno tells me one day he's like, dude, you should get a grinder. Everybody on there is just trying to fuck.
Merky:I like to, i like to. I didn't lie to him, i like to fuck, yeah. So I didn't do it right then, because we are the tinder and the bubble. But it was probably exactly a week later, like the following Saturday or Sunday, and we had a buddy of ours, grand at over And we were all sitting in. We were all standing in the kitchen just bullshit and having a couple of beers, and I was. I looked through my tinder for a second, i looked through my bumble and then I closed those and, like man, you know what Zeno is thinking I should get that grinder thing you were talking about.
Merky:I thought, you was joking about that? I thought I was joking with him and he understood Zeno doesn't say anything.
Coco:Why would you? You want to go?
Merky:at this point and grand it looks at me. He's like you know, that's like for guys trying to fuck right And I'm very lucky, Grand Well, yeah, I'm trying to like. I'm trying to fuck too, And they're like and granted, then goes no, like dudes fucking dudes, And I was like, oh yeah, I was like I thought.
Merky:Yeah, it's for. It's a male, for male dating app. I'm like grinder the fuck. I'm like Zeno told me it was just for people trying to fuck And he was wrong. And then Zeno was dying. He's like you didn't know And I'm like, of course, i didn't fucking know. And he's just dying laughing in the kitchen. Grand, it's dying laughing in the kitchen And I'm sitting there dumbfounded that I almost downloaded the app for grinder Dude.
Coco:I can only imagine how this would have gone like in another universe where grand. it wasn't in the kitchen when murky said that Murky downloads.
Farha:He would have full on download.
Xeno:Yeah, this is for you, yeah.
Merky:Crazy men create a profile, start swiping.
Coco:Why is that a dude? Why is that a dude?
Merky:Why is that? It's like getting on a megal. It's like getting on a megal.
Coco:He fucking looks at you and you just sit there the fucking laughing your ass off, dick.
Xeno:I would have died. That was funny shit.
Farha:I don't know where to just know.
Merky:But I was close. It was very close, yes. And an alternate universe where grand it wasn't there and only myself and Xena were. I would have let him down. Yeah, cause he would have just not said anything and then I would have carried on with my business. I've been like yeah, fucking do it.
E To Interact:What would you do if you started getting the notifications that people were swiping on you? You just saw that.
Merky:Cause you go in and like make your profile at everything first. So once you're on grinder like I'm sure you're on grinder, you know what I mean. Yeah Right, um, if I would have got matches and it was all like guys just like holding their dick in their hand, then I doubt you would be seeing this.
Farha:I mean. it has to be flattering, though, to know that these guys want to fuck you, why They want to go ahead on when I was calling a gas gas.
Coco:Those are going to be some of the guys that you have to fuck to get the unlimited money credit card.
Satan's PA Assistant:Yeah.
Farha:Oh, the unlimited money. Look at that, fucking holy shit.
Coco:Did you not know how thick we were?
E To Interact:kidding We're not saying it's, he's got federal.
Xeno:Yeah, I mean you're old ass.
Merky:Thousands of you definitely be that.
Coco:I'm going to that is America's ass.
E To Interact:I got it. You'd be hit up 24 seven on grinder If he show that ass. Oh yeah.
Merky:Use my mom's ass as a full spread dinner table for Thanksgiving and you could have fit everything We're not talking about your mom's, we're talking about your dad's right, i got it. I got it from a mom. You could use this thing for a get it from his mama Got it from his mama. He's a saint for morning coffee. You could use this for lunch, Yeah it's like a breakfast.
E To Interact:And all fairness. My mom is a well endowed woman and I think I kind of got those two.
Coco:See, that's kind of nice. Flips his titties.
E To Interact:Oh my.
Coco:God, your ass is magnificent.
E To Interact:Oh, i would eat that thing out 24, seven like a steak It's funny.
Merky:After high school I started hanging out with some of the good friends, like some of my best friends. Now I started having different girlfriends. I found out that in high school, women that didn't know my name referred to me as the guy with the fattest ass. Yeah, because, like I was always in a bad mood. I was always cutting weight for wrestling. I was always just like I was super quiet. I just didn't want to talk because I didn't have anything nice to say. I was always in a fucking bad mood, so I didn't want to talk to anybody. I wore sweatpants and shit every single day to fucking high school. I did not give a fuck, but yeah, that is how I was referred to as the guy with the ginormous ass.
Coco:Yeah, merck, you can't be stealthy either, because when he tries to be stealth and walk, you just hear the collapse.
Xeno:Yeah, as he's fucking running. Like when I would get up in the middle of the night and have to run to the bathroom because he drank too much cow juice. You just hear that fucking shit clapping through the hallway.
Coco:At least he does shit his pants.
Merky:I was thinking about this to say today's. You know, i still find it amazing that you and I never ran into each other in the in the kitchen to drink water, like three in the morning You're in a half after like working or living with each other.
Xeno:Merck just goes. I got to admit something to you, That I wake up in the middle of night and I go to the fridge and I get water out of the fridge or milk or whatever.
Satan's PA Assistant:I'm straight up in my boxers. Like sometimes.
Coco:I think about doing it naked.
Xeno:I don't turn on the lights, I just the only light I have is the light that comes on when I open the fridge. And I was like Merck, you got something to admit to you. I've been doing the same goddamn thing all this time And it's a fucking miracle we haven't run into each other in the kitchen and just our boxers.
Merky:Yeah, because I'm always just in boxers. And I'm like I hope none of the neighbors like are awake or can see, because like they'll see through the, through the window with the light of the fridge and just see this immaculate ass standing in the kitchen And then they might lose their mind, they might be like I need that, and then they're going to try to attack.
Xeno:That's probably why Spencer came over that one night Yeah.
Coco:Yeah, yeah, yeah, he wanted a piece of that ass.
E To Interact:You know, that sort of kind of reminds me of how I met one of my roommates in college. So I had just moved into an apartment and it was me and two other gentlemen And I met one of them. He was a nice guy. He was there for the aviation program at the college we were going to. The other guy was working. So I didn't get to meet him when I first moved in And I remember I left to go do some shopping, to just get some like things for my room. And I come back And as I'm carrying stuff up, the gentleman I hadn't met. His apartment room was the one that was closest to the front door and his window blinds were open And I remember just seeing him bend over in homeboy was in a fucking thong. Oh my God.
Satan:I just see, like everything.
E To Interact:I'm standing there with like Walmart shopping bags And I'm just like, oh, and I'm just like get the key and get the key, and get the key in.
Farha:Gotta get out of here, did you ever?
Xeno:talk about it like hey, i saw your thong man.
E To Interact:No, we never talked about the dude. Have the thickest Indonesian accent, though.
Xeno:I can barely understand what they're saying, you have to say that you're fine, that's perfect. That was good.
Coco:I have a whole fucking soundboard full of stuff here.
Satan's PA Assistant:I don't know how many just went off. I just kind of punched the sound.
Coco:My favorite one is. My favorite one by far is the, the Zeno with the pee pee.
Farha:Oh yeah, i was gonna sucky pee pee I give you way too much power over me.
Xeno:That's what I started in the middle of the episode, he just uploads a sound alert because I was playing with them and I looked at it and.
Coco:I was like there's a new wonder, a new one there, and I couldn't play it. I was like, no, what did you get this? We're all like what the fuck did this come out? I was holding onto that sound for like for F Yeah. Now that Zeno doesn't stream anymore and far hot and E Yeah, at least at least like E and Zeno kind of announced that They were done streaming far hot. Just kind of fucking quit. I had to message him, i went for a comeback and I just quit again.
Xeno:Yeah, it do be my bad, right I think about doing streaming again because I do miss the community of it, but it's very time consuming.
E To Interact:Just do like another twitch is like hating everybody who streams on their platform. seems that way. Right, what did they really like anybody On their?
Xeno:platform.
Coco:Probably when they started. That was before they were owned by Amazon.
Xeno:Yeah, before Amazon.
Merky:Whenever Amaranth gets to know.
E To Interact:Glimmish is now a TV. Who Glimmish is now what Glimmish it? It went belly up. I didn't even know what that is. It was made by like X mixer partners. Oh, just Yeah, I could not find an audience X mixer.
Farha:Yeah, well, it took so long, it was in beta forever and then just kind of just fizzled out and died.
E To Interact:And it's one thing of it like is in beta and they're fixing things and they're updating things, but nobody went to it To be fair, I think because I had such a rocky first day that people just gave up on them.
Coco:I mean first impressions, right, Bless you. he, He sneezed.
Farha:Yeah, i remember hearing about Glimmich, because it was like once like mixer was done. They're like oh, there's Glimmich. I'm like man, i'm not falling for that again, man.
Merky:Yeah, i'm not falling for that again.
E To Interact:Nope, i remember a few of our friends tried getting onto it day one and they just had the hardest time Because I think, like Dilla was on there, i want to say Sainted Crazy. They were all trying to stream and the site kept just crashing on them or buffering their streams.
Coco:Crazy, but it's also on a thing like called Trovo, wasn't he?
Farha:Yeah, I don't. Yeah, it's a little thing.
E To Interact:Trovo still thing, but it's more for, like, asian audiences.
Xeno:Almost more for the UK.
E To Interact:It's European UK, but UK is more on Twitch.
Farha:It also has a lot of mobile games too. I feel like people stream the mobile ones from Provo.
E To Interact:Yeah, I'd have to agree with that.
Coco:So far, how? what have you been doing since you don't stream anymore?
Xeno:Eating pizza rolls.
Farha:Eating pizza rolls eating pizza rolls because Froggy's not here to have dinner.
Xeno:Yeah.
Farha:Um, man Candy is five years old, so I was her T-Ball coach. She has dance class. I just been hanging out with her a lot, yeah.
Merky:Nice, that's awesome.
Farha:Yeah, just like Zeno said, it's just like dude the set of time, like Tuesday, thursday, seven o'clock. it's so hard to commit to that and to keep it going. Then there's days when you don't want to stream and you feel like you just go, have to go for four hours and fake it, mm, hmm.
E To Interact:So that's why I'm just doing a podcast now, Like all. I have to do is talk, and that's it. Even then, i have like these dingle bass I can carry.
Coco:Sometimes I like the outlast episode you losers.
Xeno:You're a loser.
E To Interact:What do you mean? you carried even Farha said that that was like our worst episode.
Coco:That's why I was talking about it, the one who's supposed to eat Zeno and I.
E To Interact:I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Farha:That was on YouTube, it would be fine.
E To Interact:We're the best freaking part of this podcast.
Coco:I was literally making that point. You were fucking saying that you need these assholes to carry us And I say yeah, or we end up with the fucking outlast episode. And then you start telling me that you carried me and you just proved my point.
Farha:You fucking asshole.
Satan's PA Assistant:Well well, i think, i think, I'll go.
Farha:And then you know, murky did a really good job. It's just that when there's they start talking about their game, they like brought them. You know there's like two different conversations.
Merky:Right, we were brought back to the game, right, yeah, yeah.
Farha:You're brought back and they start talking about it. You couldn't understand. Was that the one where you were morphing the Pokemon and see if you'd have sex with?
Coco:them Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Farha:Yeah.
Satan's PA Assistant:Yeah.
Farha:Yeah, so that was interesting, but then, like you, just kept going back.
Merky:I still dream about that. You told him on the guard of war mix.
Coco:Yeah, you want to fuck it.
Merky:I mean I did, yeah, i haven't. I was lying.
Coco:So is Kennedy taller than you, yet Farhuk is. I know you're a short person.
Farha:No, she's actually, she's actually really short.
Merky:I'm only like five, nines. So she got her, she got her father's deal.
Coco:Oh, you're.
Farha:Yes, i'm, yes, i'm five, eight and three quarters.
Merky:I'm sure it's fun compared to Coco and he like, yeah, yeah, fuck you. When I saw them.
Satan's PA Assistant:Well first I saw that there. Here it's, but but yeah, yeah, they're right now.
Merky:The next time you go somewhere and you walk through a door frame. I hope you hit the door frame.
Coco:I do that sometimes. I hit my head going down the stairs in my grandma's house. Good, good, i'm good, but you know what? I'm not short.
E To Interact:Sure, and it races. You know what you are.
Satan's PA Assistant:I've hit my head a couple times going in. I'm not for sure.
Coco:So far. However, me and Gaz are coming down to Myrtle here soon, so hopefully for.
Farha:I was like 10 days or something.
Coco:Yeah, are we doing anything like backyard related? I know you're not going to do a stream, but like we could still do it.
E To Interact:Imagine having covid the last time we were down there.
Farha:Yeah, that was bad, that was bad. Yeah, we can do whatever I mean. I mean I could we go to backyard?
Coco:Just letting you know that gas is the same height as me. Yeah, yeah, we can smash.
Farha:Yeah, that's what message you guys said What are we going to do?
Merky:Element for the only fans.
Farha:Yeah, coco must be like. he's like what are we going to do? I was like have sex with each other, sweet.
Coco:That's what I'd say.
Farha:I was like oh, by the way, real quick, coco. Every day I say I'm going to smash you and you don't ever respond to me and because I just assumed that you're going to smash me all the time. Okay, Yeah.
Coco:I'm just a fucking fucking piece of meat to you.
Farha:I must write some like four times a day. I don't know I did you.
Coco:Do you want me to respond back to your smash comments?
Farha:Like I said, you're like a hard face.
Coco:You're like I said, i said to the picture in 20 hours later I get a fucking message that says smash, and I forgot what the fucking picture was that I sent him.
Xeno:There's that when I was at Murky's house was Memorial Day weekend, he gave me that strawberry shortcake ice cream cone and I sent a snap of that to like I don't know 10 people or whatever. And everybody kept messaging me back and was like that looks really fucking good, like I fucking want that. And I was like dude, i've been fucking drinking since 10 o'clock and it's fucking two and I don't know what the fuck I sent you. So I'm going to need you to remind me. Like it's been a few hours, i've drank a lot, so I don't know what I sent you.
E To Interact:Yeah, i remember you sent that to me because all I said was smash. and you're like smash what? and I was like you with the ice cream?
Coco:What?
E To Interact:ice cream. You never responded back to that. I was like did I have ice cream If?
Coco:you were drunk as shit, i was okay.
Merky:We're doing burgers and brats and macaroni salad and potato salad and, you know, have some drinks up here. You should come up and we're chill by the pool for a while.
Xeno:I'd already started that morning drinking and then murky's like why don't you drive half an hour over to my house and fucking drink some more and eat some food? and I was like, fuck, yeah, I want to do that. I've been drinking.
Merky:Yeah, at first he didn't like answer. I was like also, i have ice cream, and he's like that's what that is.
Farha:Someone drove you over there.
Xeno:He messaged me and I just didn't even see the message because I was playing Destiny or something and I was in discord. And he hopped in the discord and he's like, what are you doing? And then I was like, yeah, sure, I'll come over. And then I checked my phone I was like, oh shit, I'm Ricky Texby. Like two hours ago I was here if I wanted to do this Oh, your piece of shit.
Xeno:So you know yeah, i was in the zone doing the shit, was doing the gaming, i was doing the beer drinking. I had a sour beer that was rocket pop flavored. It was delicious.
Coco:And then pop flavored beer.
Merky:Yeah, they are in my fridge, are they still? Yeah, you left him here. You know, if I leave these, will you drink these. I was like hell, yeah, i will.
Xeno:That's because I think there was like three of them and I had bought two six packs a day before they were all gone, except for those.
Merky:Yeah, don't let go waste, i won't.
Satan's PA Assistant:You should bring those tomorrow, Yeah you should bring those tomorrow.
Farha:They should, you should, yeah, yeah.
Merky:Should we, should we shall we shall we shall.
Xeno:We're going to pair.
Farha:We are going to pair for science.
Coco:I'll show you my science.
Xeno:Do it bitch. Oh you're going to go. Oh, ricky's going to smoke a cigarette and be racist on his porch.
Farha:Holy shit, that was like 70 percent of the screen. Yeah, farhan, oh my God.
Coco:If I saw Farhan like jump and like scramble for the unmute button while he's stuck in his face because murky's ass cut him off guard.
Xeno:And about 20 minutes you'll feel the shockwave come across you.
Farha:Yeah, yeah.
Coco:I think, i think I saw something.
Farha:I'm a racer.
Coco:There's a Richter scale over here.
Satan's PA Assistant:Yeah, yeah.
Coco:Yeah, so we're going to pair more, you see, things shh yanking in my background.
Xeno:That's why, yeah, a pair more Saturday, sunday I'm going to do. The stuff Is this Sunday, i thought it was Saturday.
Satan's PA Assistant:We're driving Saturday.
Xeno:I thought the show was Saturday night.
Coco:The show is Sunday night.
Xeno:Show is Sunday night.
Coco:Yes.
Xeno:Okay.
Coco:We're driving Saturday.
Xeno:Then coming home Monday. Yeah, okay, that makes more sense. I was confused why we were staying until Monday if the show was Saturday.
Coco:Yeah, the show's Sunday. That makes more sense, doesn't it? It makes way more sense. Your work fucking blows huge wiener.
Xeno:Does blow. That reminds me I got to text that guy back.
Coco:What The guy from your work?
Xeno:No, the guy from the other workplace that wanted me to come work for. I told him my. So he messaged me and he was like what can we do? Like we need? can we sit down and chat to see what it's going to take to get you to work here? And I told him my pay compensation. I get four weeks of vacation and I have a seven minute commute. So tell me how that can be like, how you can do better than that. And he said those are all fantastic points and I understand your perspective, but let's sit down and chat and see what we can make happen. I'm like I'm going to get $80,000 a year after out of this.
Coco:How much do you make now?
Satan's PA Assistant:60.
Coco:Yeah. Roughly $80,000 a year. That fucking commute time doesn't really make a difference.
Xeno:Really, you're going to what Like. it's a lot easier to handle.
Coco:Yeah, i definitely would chat back with him. He's gonna be like I really value your expertise and he's going to be like a hundred thousand a year. I see, and I was going to be like yeah, 10, 10 sizes bigger. Then he's gonna have people on on Bumble and Grindr.
Xeno:Right right, It would be no problem finding people on Grindr Yeah.
Coco:Had you got fucking people on your Facebook posts Right?
Satan:Dick way ranger Yeah.
Xeno:I thought about posting one of those pictures from the con Just one that the fucking the lady.
Coco:The lady was like my little. Have the picture, Go find the go, go find the fucking bong.
Satan's PA Assistant:Zara's Yeah.
Xeno:Build a bomb, guys Build a bomb.
Satan's PA Assistant:It should be to our defiance.
Farha:Yeah, i've ever seen those pictures of Zeno with the white ranger. I'm like, oh, that's nice And that's nice. I saw him like damn Zeno's fucking. How long is it?
Merky:Oh yeah, holy shit. Really I own the build a bomb company and that's why I put it up and it blew up.
Xeno:Just to get a picture of me.
Coco:Zeno was doing his cosplay. He said does a picture? and like asked how he looked and like I'm pretty sure I responded back to him with like a zoomed in screenshot of like is that? your dick And it was just like the outline and like you could see the shadows of the light where his dick was pressing against the line up, like I don't know if you could go to a con with your dick, basically just hanging out and tidy, i was wearing blue jeans underneath that Dude your dick came through like no tomorrow, i told him.
Merky:So I went over to Zeno's house before he went, more than at the con, and I was like, hey, dude, you need to get a girdle like a football compression short and you, you should wear a cup, because a cup will be better than how fucking huge your cock is.
Farha:And a rope. We got to rope it down.
Merky:Yeah, I'm like you got to, you got to do something with that, get a cup, and I don't know if you ever got the cup but I did get the he did get the cup. That's why his big is that how it was huge. Good, that was better.
Coco:Yeah, it was more than that Damn because fucking kids and shit were walking up to take pictures with him. That would have been fucking awkward as hell If God damn Zeno's kick outline was showing in those pictures jealous, they started accusing him of stuffing his mighty morphine sword Oh to be fair, that's what JDF said. Whatever he was like, I got to go the dragon daggers column.
Xeno:It's like I got to go drain the dragon dagger real quick, Remember. the guy in front of me is like is that what he calls this dick? That's so fucking awesome.
Coco:And he was just like he was staring.
E To Interact:I was so tired at that point He thought I was shooting him.
Coco:He was staring death at him, literal death.
Xeno:He'd been standing in line for like four hours at that point, i think he might have actually cursed him.
Coco:Maybe, Is it too soon to make that joke?
Xeno:I intentionally put a curse on him.
Coco:Yeah, is it too soon to make that joke? You're the reason why he's dead.
Merky:I made those jokes a long time ago.
Coco:Oh yeah, you did that as soon You were like yeah, fuck your idol, he's dead. You bitch Like the day of.
Merky:It wasn't the day of. I waited like a week or two.
Xeno:It was like less than a week.
Coco:It was very soon.
E To Interact:It was pretty much like the day you said it and everybody went.
Xeno:I remember like first thing I think You said to me after the news broke and I hopped into the discord You and Coco were in there and you go welcome to the dead dad club.
Coco:Yeah you did Paris Club. Yeah, i just went. I didn't tell him to say that. you know, that's.
Xeno:Yeah, coco's like. I even think that's a little bit fucked up.
Coco:That was really why that was like Oh, oh, that was just like well played.
Xeno:Well played, Marky.
Coco:And then we welcomed him into the club with open arms.
Xeno:Yes.
E To Interact:But those were the brown.
Xeno:They had brownies.
E To Interact:Homegirls whole.
Farha:I welcome to display Well home.
Merky:That's Creed. You uncultured swine.
Coco:I don't know. They all sound the same. What did you say it was?
Xeno:It's Creed Pearl Jam. Oh, okay, i knew it was Creed. I want to know what Coco thought it was. I just, i just heard the way we say, it sounds like Pearl Jam I didn't hear any words or anything.
Coco:I just heard a bunch of fucking noise and I was, like sounds close to Pearl Jam to me, yeah.
Merky:I like Pearl Jam. I like Pearl Jam, but like now, whenever it comes on the radio, i laugh the whole time.
Coco:It's because you fucking go.
Merky:And it sounds right. Yeah, I go sing that a carry-on.
Xeno:Yeah, bring the fucking house down like this.
Coco:I fucking get it. You don't even have to say the words, you just like do like sleep or whatever be like oh, you fucking sound like you're singing it, yeah, you, just you sing the vowels, that's it. Nothing else exists Just now.
Merky:We are what? Oh yeah, That's a second dick on Grindr. Oh, it never happened.
Farha:There it is.
Xeno:There it is.
Coco:There's the denial, oh Yeah.
E To Interact:I love this Yeah.
Merky:I couldn't even talk. I was taking a drink at bedtime.
Coco:The audio listeners don't know that.
Merky:That's all we have is audio listeners. Slurping my drink.
Coco:Do it, you won't. You should have waited like five seconds on that when he slurped the drink and then played it.
Merky:That would have been way funnier.
Coco:Murky, slurp the drink. Asmr, just slurp the drink. Yeah, see, it's way funnier after the sound effect.
Farha:You gotta do a during. Uh, we just got, we are.
E To Interact:Oh, like everyone I know.
Merky:Oh, blast all over your face.
Coco:Yo, i'm gonna ball blast in your mouth. Oh God you're so awesome.
Satan:They ask you how you are.
E To Interact:Every single time we call them out for being racist. Yeah, i'm fine, poor guy.
Merky:Every time you try to make up.
Coco:No, no, skill issue. Skill issue is great. Oh my God, i was better on the mic dude.
Merky:If only I was like AEW train, but like MJF.
Coco:What I missed all of. I just heard a lot of letters and it just went over my Fox. There's a, a wrestler.
E To Interact:People have actually seen boobs before, murky. We don't know what happens. What are you talking about? Have you?
Coco:heard this man's fucking body count It's why, it's. Bob has to watch all of his sex videos. Oh my.
E To Interact:God. Well, the thing is, we know that our listeners don't know that The I was a bad person.
Coco:So much so. so much so that today you can go out in public and the whole table can get daggers stared at them by a woman and murky goes yep, that was me, yeah it's my fault.
Merky:Sorry, it's happened more than once.
Xeno:At one point when you were in high school, right Like when you knew Dusty before she introduced your two girlfriends that you had to each other.
Merky:Oh yeah, that did happen. Do you guys want to hear that story?
Coco:Yeah, I want to hear it.
Merky:Okay, so in high school I was a royal piece of shit and still kind of are. Well, not in the same ways. Yeah, it's because, like I have my.
Satan:Now.
Merky:I didn't like my mom wasn't around much as a child, so I think what it was is like I just crave like this attention from like females, or I was a slut.
Coco:One of the two were a slut. Let's just go with.
Merky:So, yeah, i was dating two of them at the same time. It was a Friday night football game and where I went to high school it was a like football on Friday night was a big deal. So I went to this football game with one girl that I was seeing, because the other female seemed to not attend the same school, and went through the game and everything was fine, everything was good. And then I'm walking back to my vehicle, which is across the street from the high school And I was with one female that I was with at the time was walking with me because her vehicle was over there, she was getting picked up over there, whatever it was, and I'm about to my truck, i'm about to my 2000 Chevy Silverado And I, like, am walking up and out from the back of the truck comes Daddy Dusty and the other girl I was seeing at the time for some extended amount of time. And Dusty said I'll use fake names here.
Coco:Good luck coming up with a fake name that you haven't fucked. You're not easy.
Xeno:You know the real names now? Yeah, i am, i love you for saying that No, he's not a good one.
Merky:Kim meet Kayla, kayla meet Kim. And fucking Dude, i got slapped in the face so fucking hard in that parking lot.
Xeno:I which one, kim or Kayla? Yes Are both.
Merky:I think it was just what say Kayla?
Xeno:Is Kayla the one that Dusty brought? Yes, kayla was the unknown variable in the situation.
Merky:Yes, kayla's unknown variable. Kim was the girl you were, yeah, the unexpected variable. And, yes, kayla came over and fucking hauled off and smack the dog shit on me. I was like awesome, i deserve that.
Xeno:And he knew he fucked up.
Merky:Correct, because then I proceeded to get in my truck. Now again, kim had a different ride. She was going back home. I got in my truck and proceeded to drive home with a speeding and very angry Kayla in her vehicle behind me. Oh no, follow me back to my house, parked all crazy behind me, so like there's no way I could get out, let's just like, ok, i get it. You're very upset. Right now I'd like to say I could explain all this and I'm going to try, but I feel like you're not going to believe me And in hindsight she shouldn't have, because I was just fucking.
Xeno:You're trying to get out of the situation. Yeah, I was just being a piece of shit.
Merky:I do not think I got laid that night. I got slapped a few more times in the face. Yeah, dusty, was the, the catalyst, the reactor core there that brought in these two different sources, and it may have banged a huge bang and there was a huge
Coco:bang and ominous bang and then the slapping and the people and time happened. There were a lot of great people, but I was a piece of shit.
Satan's PA Assistant:So were you and Kayla done for good or.
Merky:Great people, very good people. They would say I was a piece of shit.
Farha:Or were you and Kayla done for good after all those slaps? or was she stupid and came back doubtful?
Merky:Yeah, i think it continued, it did continue, it did, sure, it did. Yeah, i actually I know it did.
Xeno:Wow.
Merky:Yeah, can continue as well.
Xeno:Are you just Taylor?
Merky:Both continued for a little bit.
Xeno:Right on, right after they both You both.
Merky:Then there was a cat fight at a local park over me, yeah, and one person or the other may have got their fucking head slammed into a concrete sidewalk.
Farha:You caused that, you got a piece of shit.
Xeno:Like I said it was a camera, was a Kayla.
Merky:That did the slamming. Yeah, kayla.
Xeno:Kayla did the slamming.
Satan's PA Assistant:It was definitely a school issue on Kim's part.
Xeno:Yeah, she should not have gotten slammed into the curb.
Coco:Right, you're a piece of shit.
Merky:Oh yeah, dude, i was a piece of garbage, you still are Now. I'm now I'm really really good to whatever woman is in my life and I just I drink a lot and I smoke cigarettes and I fix big trucks. I stay fucking, I stay thick baby.
Xeno:Other than that girl you were flirting with at the con that one time.
Merky:I didn't have. I was being I'm super nice to retail workers. I was retail for a long time.
Coco:I'm nice to retail Dusty had to explain to you that that was looked at as flirting.
Xeno:Yeah the girl was eating it up. Murphy was just generally being very nice. Yeah, he knows whenever I go anywhere.
Merky:I always talk like that because I yeah, like I get it. dude, you've had to deal with so many shitty people today that are just in a bad mood and fucking what. no matter where I'm at, i try to treat anybody that's giving me their time They're working right now and their jobs to help me and they're helping me Like I try to be very nice to those people there at work. But yeah, i also got a very long explanation on how some people may see that in a different light.
Coco:She was ready to take you to the hotel room. That's what I heard. You know?
Xeno:you might have Yeah.
Coco:No, And Murphy's prior life he would have done that.
Merky:Yeah, exactly Prior life, not now.
Xeno:But then Daddy Dusty was like the fuck, says Pokeball bow. Why'd you get extra stickers? Oh, she was going to give you a discount if you go to a website.
Merky:I got a magnet for a dollar Yeah, and it was a, and it was a glaceon magnet. I'm like for a dollar, yeah, absolutely. And then I got the leafy on ball.
Xeno:Yeah, can you get a sticker too, or something like that.
Coco:I'm going to go get my leafy on ball right now.
Merky:Yeah, because you have like the same I found it.
Coco:I know where it's at. I'm going to go get it. I've been wanting to bring it down for a while, keep.
Xeno:Keep interesting. I thought because, like, pants were going to be off when he stood up there. Be honest. I was he didn't really think his pants were this whole My underwear by the way far, If you hear the word asparagus turn, turn Coco's camera off, Just trust us.
Farha:Immediately Don't even blow it up.
Xeno:No, i mean you could. If you're into that, yeah, i suggest you don't.
Merky:I would say I think it's going to be funnier if you blow up As long as there's no one else in that room and you know that no one No there's nobody here, no matter what.
E To Interact:As long as the baby Farha, I don't want to dox your child is not in that room.
Farha:No, she's not Nobody's here, it's just me, that's why I mean pizza rolls and the pizza rolls.
Merky:I made you make because I would have made like in the 20s.
Xeno:Oh, it goes back shirtless, with a wizard hat on.
Satan's PA Assistant:I like that. Yeah, that was cute Yeah.
Xeno:I did. I feel like you thought of this like right before you step back in the frame, you're like I'm going to take my shirt off. Put this fucking wizard hat on.
Merky:Nice Okay.
Xeno:I dig yours.
Coco:It's pretty good.
Merky:They're different.
Coco:Yeah, I thought they were the same, but they are slightly different.
Merky:I bet it's made by the same exact person.
Coco:They're the same person because of the way the ball is made, i would agree. I heard Zeno stand with no pants on and I was like, well shit, i got to do something now.
Merky:I really like that.
Coco:The ball was resting in the hat and I was just like I'm just going to take my shirt off and come back down with the wizard hat. That'll get people laughing.
Satan's PA Assistant:There you go.
Coco:Now I'm taking it off, so I can fucking hear you guys again. You put my shirt back on too.
Xeno:Oh my.
Farha:God.
Xeno:Look at the man meat right there. Are you giving it a sniff check? I'm going to see it in like two weeks It's going to be nice.
Farha:Oh, get all that.
Xeno:I mean, you're a truffle shuffle. I am Groot, are you though?
Coco:Now you guys want to see a magic trick. When I stand up, I'm going to be naked.
Farha:Oh, my God.
Coco:He looked away like it was actually going to happen. Oh God.
Farha:I'm the only one that was staring.
E To Interact:Why are you showing your balls. You showed your balls.
Coco:Yeah, no, i was No. what I was saying is when I stand up, i'm going to already be naked. If I pulled that off, you'd have to give me some sort of money, because that was a good magic trick, because my pants were in frame.
Farha:Oh, is that a little? It is a little.
Xeno:Look at that We're paying.
Coco:Around, so my cat's upstairs right now with gas.
E To Interact:Oh you have a being.
Xeno:I showed your snap of oh, he's gone. He took his headset off. I remember that time he bent over and we saw his ass hair.
Farha:It was a lot.
Coco:It was a lot.
Xeno:He's over here just showing us being dancing and stuff. We're talking about the hair and the crack of his ass.
Satan:I farted and a poopie almost slipped out.
Xeno:It almost looked like a poopie came out when.
Coco:I shit my pants this last week.
Xeno:Yeah, how'd that go?
Coco:I was playing D&D and I thought I was like going to wait to the end of the session to go to the bathroom, and it took a long time for the session to end a lot longer than I thought And so I was holding the fucking shit in and Marquis muted over there.
Merky:I just learned a funny story of last night.
Coco:I finished my poop story. I was like you know, I'm just going to hold it to the end of the fucking campaign, Right? And I started like getting to that point where I'm like I'm going to try to relieve some pressure, and I pushed a little bit and it got to the point where I was like, oh, I can't relieve any pressure because it's like right up on the ass.
Xeno:That's what fucking did me in that I'm a sphincter, yeah.
Coco:And then I had to wait like another 10 minutes for us to get to the end, and that's when we all TPK'd, so we total party killed and then I shit my pants. It was a hell of a night But, like as I was, i was like all right, all right, i'm going to go upstairs because this is going to be a messy ass shit. I didn't go to the closest bathroom, i went to one that was further away because it had to be day The furthest bathroom away. You're like I'm going to need some heavy equipment to clean this shit up.
Coco:The furthest one I could have gone to. I hadn't shit myself at this point, though, so, like the bad call had, i could have gone to the bathroom right next to me and been fine, and would have just had to like waddle myself upstairs and get my ass clean. No, i was like I'm going to need. I pre knew I was going to need my asshole fucking fire hosed down.
Xeno:Right.
Coco:So I start fucking walking upstairs. I get to the second floor and I start going up the stairs and like something, fucking like one of the waddles of me going upstairs like opened the butthole and like every little step I started taking after that, the poop was starting to leak out more and more and more.
Farha:I'm pretty sure.
Xeno:Oh no.
Coco:I was like, oh no, the only thing holding it back for my underwear is just how much my cheeks can hold. So I got upstairs and I was like, all right, what's the damage for the amount of poop that I think was between my ass cheeks? Not a lot. Met the pants, it was like a couple of drops. I still threw them away and the bed and did not clean up all the shit off my cheeks Like I was wiping for a little bit because there was poop in places that the day just doesn't cover, it doesn't reach.
E To Interact:Yeah, like the fucking know happy to be here for to hear this conversation.
Farha:Are you reading this or is this like a true story? What happened?
Satan's PA Assistant:This happened on.
Coco:Saturday.
Farha:Oh, this is recent.
Coco:Oh my God.
Farha:Because when you look at the screen, i thought you're like I'm like, wait, he's reading this.
Coco:I'm like OK, that's not. We don't do any of that. It's all fucking real.
Xeno:Oh God, nothing is prompt.
Coco:And Farah's over here fucking worried about how he feels on ASMR. And here I'm telling the world I fucking shit myself because I didn't go to the closest bathroom in everybody.
Farha:And then they're like oh my gosh somebody tells you, they never get themselves before in their life.
Xeno:They're a fucking liar Oh yeah, no, i definitely have.
Satan's PA Assistant:Yeah, yeah.
Satan:I am my son in public.
E To Interact:What So? this is going to get a little dark, so apologies.
Coco:Somebody killed themselves. No it was me, you were singing about it. But, oh, OK, cool.
E To Interact:The next morning. Oh, I won't go for a hangover after attempting something very foul. People don't do that because that stuff will kill you.
Coco:Oh, this is about you, yeah. Yeah, he said that I thought we were talking about somebody else.
E To Interact:No, no, no, no, no. And by acts at the time was in, i want to say, afghanistan, where the actuals deployed. But I attempted something by using a lot of liquor and drugs to woke up the next morning basically with a hangover. And I remember just walking around cleaning up vomit that I had, because I just puked up everything while I was sleeping and I had a little bit of a fire And I was like you know, i can trust this next thing. No, i completely shit myself running down my leg And I was like, oh OK, so I'm just like standing in the shower with my underwear on, just drenched in water.
Coco:I'm going to say something fucked up. But you know, right after almost fucking, you know off in yourself. You also shit your pants. Yeah, what a shitty day.
Xeno:That's like that's a rock bottom.
Coco:What is?
Xeno:she had to be rock bottom.
Coco:You failed two tasks. Oh God, that's. That's the thing that I thought was real.
Xeno:They can come get him. Come get him right, fucking now.
Satan:That was funny as shit.
Xeno:Fuck, god damn.
Coco:Look, if, if you can't, if you can't make jokes and stuff about things that have happened, then are you really alive? Look, if I hadn't failed either way saying Jesus died for nothing, right, right.
Xeno:I have been sick standing in the shower and then, like, then, like I got a furrow quick and just straight up shit down my legs.
Coco:He's sitting in the shower Like at that point, though, like you actually have to pick any like solid turd material up and carry into the toilet.
Xeno:No, I just took the furrow and I've been sprained in the drain.
Merky:You guys ever as like a very like young child like I still remember this guy got in trouble for it. I just laid like a huge log in the fucking in the shower.
Coco:No, I'm not a cell. Why would you do that? Because I was like you, fucking animal. I got my mom by shitting in the shower.
Merky:I got poop. Oh my goodness. You know what I was in the shower, like I already like started the bar soap in 1998. Right, I rub my stuff down and I'm like, oh, I'm super soapy and wet. And I was like, oh, I got a poop. I was like I bet if I poop I can just like in 1998, you were fucking taking your own showers and I was four and a half to five years old Was he. Yeah.
E To Interact:Oh, again never mind. You know, what I was like stopping it down the drain.
Merky:I didn't try to stop it. I remember like I was kicking water at it Go away, get out of here. She's here. Who found?
Farha:it? Who found it? He didn't go anywhere.
Merky:And then I was like mom dad, i get poked.
Xeno:I was surprised. You were like no, it was my fucking brother.
Coco:You're fucking dropped the shit in the shower, dude. So far.
E To Interact:Do you have stories?
Farha:I mean there's. I mean there's been times when I've been thick and like I was throwing up and shitting myself at the same time, but I've never dropped like a full log in the shower.
Coco:Yeah, I've never done a full log in the shower. I'm not just saying you know when I was a baby, you have shit in your pants like a baby does, and fucking the accidental. I didn't make it to the toilet, I've never just on a fucking really dropped a bomb.
Merky:Yeah, i have a funny piece, or as well.
Coco:How the fuck did you mess up?
Merky:So check this, so what was that, just be amazed.
Merky:Yeah, yeah, just check this out. So I heard this. So this was at the first house, like I remember, and the last thing I remember from this house on this certain road is like my fourth birthday. So I was probably like late 30s, early fourth, but I remember this because it was the first time I got my aspect And I was in the living room and laundry was just done like fresh out of the dryer and my, my mom and my dad were still together and married And there were folded Is this the story that it?
Merky:I'm not sure if it's the clothes, i'm fucking maybe. So there were a bunch of folded clothes And then there was one folded light blue blanket And I'm pretty sure like I might even still like just switch on diapers. I don't fucking know how old I fucking was, but I remember looking at the blue blanket and like I like been asleep on the couch or something and I got up to go to the bathroom and I got up and I was like I like peed a little bit and it got on this light blue blanket So it changed colors. It went from light blue to dark blue because, because I got peed on, i was like oh, that's a shit, i just changed the color of this blanket. My, my fucking piss is magical. So I then proceed to fucking just pee all over this blanket and turn it all from light blue to dark blue.
Coco:The turkey tight.
Merky:I know the blanket was yeah it was the coolest thing I've ever seen in my life.
Coco:Yeah, you're so stupid.
Merky:Yeah, i was. I was a fucking child, child, young child. But then my mom, i remember my mom came into the living room and she goes why you're peeing? Yeah, she goes. No, you were done peeing, right? No, i was done. Yeah, i peed on the blanket, yeah. And she came to it and like, looked at it and fucking, like I'm guessing she could probably fucking smell the pee. Yeah, probably. She looks at me, she goes you do this. I was like, do what? You pee all over the blanket.
Coco:No.
Farha:You're, You want it. She's like you didn't know.
Merky:And she goes you did not pee on this blanket. And I go I'm going to use another fake name here Jared did it. This is his older brother. Yeah, my older brother, jared did it. And my mom goes you're telling me, no, six years older than me, so like close to 10 years old. You're telling me that Jared peed on this blanket Like this. I was like, yep, saw him do it.
Xeno:Standing firm on it.
Merky:She's like all right, all right, thank you, i appreciate it And I'm pretty sure what happened because, like that, like everyone was out of the living room again, i'm like sweet moffs, Like.
Merky:I was going to get She totally did it I felt like I was going to get in trouble And that's why I lied Right. So I was off, scot free. And the next thing I know my mom and my dad come back in the room And My mom's like so again, you're saying that Jared peed on this blanket and you saw him do it. I was like, yep, definitely, but she goes, ok, your dad's going to talk to you, he's going to, he wants to have a little chat with you. I was like, ok, cool, that's fine, he was. so Jared peed on the blanket. I was like, yep, he goes. Ok, i'm going to give you one last chance, because you've already had a lot of them. I'm going to give you one last chance to tell me the truth. I want you to tell me exactly what happened. If you do, you're not going to be in trouble at all, but I just want to hear the truth. I go, you want the truth. Jared did it.
Coco:You idiot, And he goes all right.
Merky:I want you to know that what's about to happen now is not because I'm mad at you, it's not because of what you did. It's because you lied to me. When I told, when I asked you very sincerely And I meant everything I said to tell me the truth, i was like I told you the truth, we're all good, dude, we're all good. He snatched me up so fast and just one single swat to the ass.
Xeno:And you feel it to this day Oh dude Yeah.
Farha:Man that must have hurt your dad's hand.
Merky:I got my neck.
Farha:Poor guy.
Merky:Oh yeah, he had to bust my ass. I was, i was a little, but guess who never lied to his dad again.
Xeno:Yeah, Never said, Jared did that shit again. Nope.
Coco:Never again. You fucking pissed all over the blanket. It was like, oh, it's like commercial thing in the world. Yeah, I'm like commercial. I'm a painter, it's like I'm going to be in the day when they were advertising like the color changing ink, but he's like that's my pee.
Merky:Yeah, i'm going to make millions of dollars.
Satan's PA Assistant:I don't think I got that Or my magical color changing urine Perfect.
Xeno:Yeah, I remember one time when I was younger me, my older brother and younger sister took the eggs out of the fridge and we threw them on the kitchen floor so we could skate across the kitchen floor. What's fucked about it is that night my dad was planning on coming home from work. It was like a Friday night The fair was going on, for each fair was going on.
Farha:He's like I'm going to come home snatched kids up, snatched a woman up.
Xeno:We're going to go to the four each fair, we're going to have a good time and stuff. And then he came home. Mom's like yeah, your fucking kids took all the eggs in the fridge, threw them on the fucking kitchen floor. And I was like I remember trying to explain to my dad. I was like, look, dad, you take us to the fair. I promise you nothing like this will ever happen again. He was like I'll try to be so sincere about it, shit. And he was like no, you're fucking done, you fucked up. And I was like listen to me, mom wanted us to get the eggs out of the fridge and we got him the fuck.
Xeno:We got him out, but we just we kept dropping them And then they all ended up on the floor inevitably And he's like, yeah, no, that's fucking bullshit, your mom did not want the eggs out of the fucking fridge. I'm like she totally told us to get the eggs out of the fridge And then it changed to those fucking older brothers, fall, use the one, fucking, throw them on the floor. I was trying to stop him but I was slipping on the fucking eggs because they were all on the floor.
Xeno:Oh, like my lies were fucking, just so fucking pristine too. Yeah, like this is going to fucking work.
Merky:I remember telling my brother and sister.
Xeno:Like no, let me talk to him. I got this.
Coco:Let me talk to him How much more do you? get them all in trouble because of your pristine lies.
Xeno:Oh, it was like anything we did, it was like obvious. I remember one time we were taking crackers and the spray cheese and putting on the crackers, throwing them at the wall to see how many we could get to stick to the wall. I don't know why we didn't have this shit that we did. God, dude.
Satan's PA Assistant:I stupid.
Xeno:Yeah, it was fucking. We were terrible kids and we were really young. And then after, like after I got my ass whipped a few times, I was like man, you know what? I don't really fucking like that. So then I cleaned my act up. My brother didn't ever, but little sister did a little bit. She got away with a lot more because she was a little the youngest and she was the only girl, So she got away with a lot more.
Coco:Bias God.
Xeno:That's OK. Shape me into the man I am today and I'm here with you Fucked hard.
Coco:Yeah, you're, if you wrap it back to a piece of who really won here.
Xeno:Yeah right, it worked out perfect. I mean, i've never been to jail and I've never done hard drugs, so isn't that the same here for most? Consider that. What would?
Merky:you consider hard drugs.
E To Interact:I would consider cocaine hard drug murky, what are you doing? I've never done that. I know we're in South.
Farha:Carolina, i don't know, i don't know twice, yeah, two times.
Coco:Would you do to fuck getting jail?
Farha:First time was in Buffalo, New York. We got drunk off a 30 pack of Keystone light and started jumping. I was because the Syracuse Orange lost in the men's basketball tournament.
Merky:So who am I?
Farha:Yeah, i don't know.
Merky:Yeah, And then the second time I was in was a little beach?
Farha:Yep, i think it was Myrtle Beach. We were just public, public intoxication, just drunk and drinking Keystone light bottles and walking down, the walking down the beach somewhere.
Merky:No, no, no, It's a long time ago.
Farha:Arrested.
Merky:You've won those bike cops, hold over here.
Coco:A year old bicycle rack. He's got pulled over by a bike, pulled over by a bike.
Farha:There was two bike cops Yeah, two bike cops. The one guy's like pour it out, he's like pour it out. So me, i was with a bunch of girls We met at the beach and I just started chugging it And soon as I knew they came up behind me and arrested me. Nothing too crazy. Like I, the one in Buffalo, i spent the night and I didn't get released until the next day. But the Myrtle Beach, when I got released that night, nice.
Merky:I've never been arrested, but I have been hit with a prosthetic leg.
Coco:The fuck did you deserve this? I know you fucked up, but how did you fuck up?
Merky:So my mom my mom lost her leg in a car accident And she had a prosthetic leg. I was feeling froggy and I started calling her Peggy one day that I was staying there, you're an asshole. She then told me she was going to beat my ass And I was like you can't catch me. I'm faster than you because I have both of my legs. Oh do you mean? my mom were like super cool. Oh yeah, Fuck face.
Xeno:Her mom was a fucking saint, by the way.
Merky:Oh she was. She was the sweetest lady. She also fucking had some spies to her. I've watched her threaten people with a prosthetic leg. So then she proceeds to chase me around the house hobbling on one leg with a process, holding a prosthetic leg by the angle bar in one hand and using the other hand for support, and I jumped on top of her bed. I was like you can't get me up here because you're, you're just not fast, she goes, i am a fucker. So you, you fucking wait. And it was. I was staying the weekend there, so it was like later the same day, eight o'clock at night, and I was watching something and she comes in, like I hear like one And one single leg jumping land, like you were playing hopscotch And I got fucking blasted in the face with like top portion, like right below the knee, of a prosthetic leg, right in the fucking right in the mouth, dude, and she knocked the taste out of your mouth.
Merky:Yeah, i was like I just looked at her. She goes, i told you, i fucking get you bitch. Call me Peggy again.
Satan's PA Assistant:See what happens.
Merky:I was like are fucking. Ok, mom, i got you. I'm sorry, i was on one today. I drank the fucking a pot and a half of coffee with breakfast. I was on one, i'm sorry.
Coco:And she made sure you never did that again, because that's what you mean.
Merky:My mom would go through two or three pots of coffee in the morning. If I was staying there on the weekend and like I was like 16, 17, i'd still go stay there on the weekends and fucking, we'd have two or three pots of coffee with breakfast And then I would drink coffee after breakfast. So, fuck, yeah, dude, i'm all hyped up on caffeine and shit. Yeah, i was starting shit. Ricky's mom was a sweetheart too. Oh, dude, she was awesome. But yeah, she blessed me right in the face of the process. She was super awesome. Unless you fuck with her like that, of course. Then she was going to fuck you up.
Xeno:Yeah, she came back down.
Merky:No.
Xeno:When I met Murky's mom, first thing she said to me is she came over like murky and walked out of the room a little bit to go do something And she goes. just thank you for taking in my son and taking care of him, and so I was like it's not like he was fucking homeless, like he's paying me rent and shit, like it's not worthless. But she was so sweet.
Satan's PA Assistant:Oh.
Merky:God, when we leave, I'm going to get in the car and I'm going to light up this J. We're going to go home and it's going to be a great day, And I hope you have a great day too.
Xeno:Yeah, she was cool. Murky's dad also thanked me for taking him in Taking care of him too. I was like your parents just think you're a piece of shit.
Coco:Like you didn't have to deal with them anymore.
Xeno:Yeah, murky's homeless. They're like thank God he isn't coming back home.
Merky:No, I still had. Yeah, probably more than anything. Thank God he's not coming back here.
Xeno:I had only known Murky for like two months or something like that And I was like you know what? fuck you, you're breaking up with your girlfriend. I'm kicking my girlfriend out. Fuck these bitches, let's fucking move in together, we'll just fight, be two fucking bros living at a house. And he's like, yeah, fuck you, let's do it. We fucking did it. Dude. I remember me and Murky went to another co-worker's house one night and Murky didn't tell his girlfriend at the time that he was going to be moving out soon and had like already planned on moving into my house And she had tried calling him like frantically because she didn't know where the hell he was.
Xeno:I did not have signal to be, Yeah she didn't know where he was and he wasn't home and his truck wasn't there. I don't think. Well, was your truck there, or did I pick you?
Merky:up? No, i think, oh, the truck was there, the truck was there.
Xeno:Yeah, because I got you. You rode with me.
Merky:Yeah, you got your back, that's right, the apartment, because someone was flipping a lid.
Xeno:Yeah, and I was super trashed And I remember she like couldn't get a hold of Murky. So she called Murky's dad and she was like I don't know where the fuck he is. He just goes. Well, he might be at Zeno's house because you know he's moving in there and she's like what? Oh my God, yeah. And then it was like a whole other thing And she called him left so many messages.
Merky:As soon as I got like signal like my dad was calling me and I was like, hey, what's up? He's like hey, like what are you doing? I was like, oh, i was just over with Zeno at a co-worker's house where I was swimming and like having a pool party. They tried to call me earlier. I didn't have signal. Sorry, he goes. Yeah, so, hey, heads up. I may or may not have let a cat out of the bag in telling this person that you're moving in with Zeno and they're not super happy, and I was like oh cool.
Merky:And as we're having this conversation on the phone, my phone's vibrating off the phone, just making my hand fucking cripple up because of how much it's freaking out. Seven voicemails fucking. Was that the one you were? was that the girlfriend you were breaking up with?
Coco:Or yeah, Like the breakup started before you move to Zeno's right Correct Kind of.
Xeno:Like it wasn't, like I don't think it was like official for her yet Like they had had a conversation of like she was Yeah, it was fucked up. It was a fucked up situation. I was like no, there was.
Merky:no, i was not a piece of shit in this.
Xeno:No.
Merky:Merckie was not for once. They wanted me gone And I was like, all right, we could be like civil about this. Cool, if that's the way you're going. fair enough, like we can be adults about this. And they agreed to being adults about it. That went out the fucking window.
Xeno:Yeah, well, it was like what? Remember what she said, that like initiated it, and she even like, woke you up in the middle of the night, or something like that, when she got home or some shit. I'm shit dude, it was fucking, it was like I remember Merckie came in to work the next day. He's like let me tell you some fucked up shit. That happened to me last night, right? And he's like laying in bed and fucking girl comes home. Let's call her Um man, i don't know what's good.
Satan's PA Assistant:And we have Tim Kayla.
Xeno:Beatrice Beatrice, i can be a tris comes home Right, wakes me up And I'm like hey, what's up, babe? And she's like hey, you know how? like you love me so much that, like, if it came down to it, like you would take a bullet for me, like if somebody was like trying to shoot me, you would jump in front of the bullet for me. And Merckie's like yeah, absolutely, like I love you, i would do that for you. She goes yeah, i want to do that for you, though.
Merky:And like straight up Cool, fuck me, i guess. All right, what's what the fuck does that mean? Yeah, and that was when I was like you?
Xeno:Yes, yes, this is the one that showed up at my house who had no idea where the fuck I lived. I just opened the door and was like this girl standing at the front porch and is like, hey, is Merckie here? And I was like, yeah, i don't. I don't think I know who you are, but, yeah, let me go get Merckie. And I went and grabbed Merckie and he goes outside. I remember I was in a discord call with E at the time and Merckie were playing a game or something.
Merky:And I was playing World of Warcraft.
Xeno:Maybe that's what it was, yeah, yeah, and Merckie goes outside for a minute and he comes back in and he goes. You know who the fuck that was? And I was like no, i mean she kind of looked familiar And he's like that was fucking Beatrice dude. And I was like no shit, how the fuck does she know where we live? And he's like I have no idea. I've never told her my address.
Xeno:The only way she could have possibly put it together to know where I lived is at one point Merckie told her what street I lived on to give her like a general idea of an area where we lived, so he could get some of his belongings that were his moms after she passed that she still had, and I think they ended up just meeting somewhere else and grabbing it.
Xeno:But the only way like that's the only context she would have had is what street I lived on and his truck was in my driveway. So she just like saw Merckie's truck in my driveway on the street and was like all right, well, that's got to be it, so might as well walk up to the store and see what's going on. And apparently she was like she had been crying about some other guy that like screwed her over or something like that, like treated her dirty or whatever, And she was like talking to him about like why men keep doing this to me And why am I a terrible person? and blah, blah, blah. She then leaves, comes back like 15 minutes later crying again Same story, like out there for a while And then Merckie's like look, i'm not trying to be rude, but like you need to fucking go, like we're not together anymore.
Merky:So what I said exactly is like I need, hey, I need you to do me a huge favor, And they're like what I'm like don't ever, ever fucking come back here again, Ever. I don't want to, I don't want to fucking hear it, Basically. And then she had like called you like 15 or 20 times to like over 30.
Xeno:Yeah, i believe. if I remember right, it was 36 times.
Merky:Yeah, because we were playing World of Warcraft and my phone was on the charger. Yeah, shit was fucking wild.
Xeno:And then, like I think, she came back a third time and he's like yeah, if you come back again, i'm calling the police now because I've asked you to leave and ask you not to come back, and you keep doing this and I don't give a fuck. What does that do to you? It wasn't me. Yeah, i need to go flying fucking shit. What happened to you? I don't know, i don't know, i don't know, i don't know.
Merky:I don't know, i don't know, i don't know What happened to you. I don't fucking care, it's not my business, it's not my fucking problem. Yeah, i am very happy where I'm at. Please fucking leave. You are making me feel unsafe in my own fucking home.
Xeno:Yeah, you ended up leaving in the American Also funny story.
Merky:You know what day that was? on Daddy Dusty's birthday, it was. Oh yeah, i was waiting for Daddy to show up and then proceed to whoop Someone's ass in the front of Zeno's lawn. Luckily, time didn't come out and the message got across. So please do not fucking come back, yeah.
Xeno:Wherever you are today.
Merky:Don't fucking come here.
Xeno:Where he came back and he goes. Hey, can I like borrow some money to get a hotel room. I'm like, yeah, i can do with this shit.
Satan's PA Assistant:This is about ridiculous.
Coco:Merky was straight up ready to dump his problem on.
Merky:Yeah, i was ready to leave. No, i was just ready to leave. And then, you know, could be like he's not fucking here. You scared him off because you're fucking losing your shit.
Xeno:He moved out already collected all this shit out of where he is anymore. Why are all this? Why?
Coco:are men treating me like this? I don't know. Look at the fucking mirror, you crazy bitch.
Merky:I was gonna be like I'm gonna be. I was mean about that Dude. fuck you, get the fuck out of here bro.
Farha:You know that'd been great if Merky left. And then she came inside and Zeno smashed Beatrice.
Satan's PA Assistant:We're like I got a fucking big call to see it, while Ranger I'm available.
Farha:Yeah, But yeah, you're gonna see a lot more Beatrice.
Xeno:Actually We're kind of going steady, now Freak out.
Satan:Zeno's single.
Coco:Beatrice.
Satan's PA Assistant:I'll be right.
Xeno:Don't you open this can of words where? he lives. He hasn't moved. Like the address probably does listen to this fucking podcast. Try to fucking keep tabs on.
Coco:Merky, if she shows up.
Xeno:We need a story time.
Coco:Oh my God.
Xeno:It's going to come in an episode, so I plowed Beatrice last night.
Coco:You're like fuck, Is she still crazy? Probably.
E To Interact:Isn't she like a child psychiatrist?
Coco:Yes, yes, i don't know, remember the first thing that was trying to fucking get breed to eat. A fucking breed them.
E To Interact:Oh yeah, Yeah, I'll put a baby in me, daddy, what? She's not.
Coco:She's not from you for her.
E To Interact:Yeah, well, we were in Myrtle Beach.
Coco:She was like I could come up there and we can fucking do it, i can get pregnant. I was like whoa.
Farha:Then he's like all that's good except for the pregnant part She wanted to be stuffed full of seed.
E To Interact:Well, here's the thing. She kept saying just like, oh yeah, no, we don't need protection or anything. No, i'm not on the pill. Women just kind of just know their cycle and just know when it's OK for like men to finish inside of them. And I was like that's a trap, yeah, Oh no.
Farha:Yeah, it's a trap.
Coco:And he showed her my picture and she started asking questions about me and I was like I'm going to stay a virgin? I'm not, oh God. That was before Gazzam I got together.
E To Interact:It was like the same week You got together with her.
Farha:Look, i'm, i'm. I remember you were telling me about her snapping you.
Coco:I might, yeah, yeah. I might not have ever had sex at that point, but I knew that it was not with that. That was not a good opportunity, not it.
Satan's PA Assistant:No no.
Coco:Oh.
Xeno:I have a kitty cat.
Coco:You do have a kitty. Yes, you do.
Xeno:Right over there, you just straight up fucking left. Yeah, you start talking about Beatrice, and he's going to go Find out. He's like I got to find this girl now.
Coco:That's the better. get a leash on your man, daddy Dusty.
Xeno:Daddy Dusty, He's probably has a sense that he's like fuck you guys. He's a piece of shit, merckin Jesus. Come on, that was Joe.
Farha:Make you feel uncomfortable.
E To Interact:Yeah, that's you're making far, i feel uncomfortable.
Xeno:He's not going to want to come back now.
Farha:Well well, the main reason I wanted to show because I didn't. If I wanted to be here because he always shits on a hall, you know, i figured I got to be here. So he's a shit on me, yeah.
Xeno:He's a piece of shit.
Coco:I thought you were going to say you wanted to listen to this. So we can say whatever we want about him.
Farha:Well, fun fact about Hall is that you guys last your last episode of What's Your Superpower was was the one I was on. Yeah, pretty much I was like the hall killer because it was me and Dilla. Yeah, hall, listen to it. He's like, yeah, we're going to stop this podcast.
Xeno:Yeah, I was there.
Coco:How was? a very good podcast guy. He liked everything too well.
Farha:You need to open up, Yeah he was too afraid to open up. Yeah, your first like two or three episodes of What's Superpower was rough. It seemed very scripted. Well, yeah, i remember talking to you about I was like you need need more cocoa, because you were more just like random like that, like not scripted, you know yep, and then that's a jump on here because it's zero script. That's all you're talking about. I'm like I don't know, Probably dicks.
Coco:Yeah, you were convinced that I was reading my poop story from the script. No, I'm going to shit myself. We never planned what we're going to talk about.
Satan's PA Assistant:We all are in the heart.
Xeno:Yeah, we like we come in here at seven o'clock on Thursday nights And that's it.
Merky:The worst part is we most of the time from like six to seven when we get here Like we're usually bullshit from six to seven. And this is just us bullshitting.
Coco:Oh, you guys are in at six. Yeah, yeah, I was kind of like that I should have fucking hit the record button at goddamn six because we were fucking. We were just going.
Farha:Yeah, oh damn. I could have been in here six. I didn't know neither did we.
Merky:You know, yeah, I got in here and.
Coco:You'd love to start cooking.
Xeno:And you were cooking.
Merky:What did you cook for dinner? We done fried rice and egg rolls.
Farha:Oh yeah that's right, it's a racist food.
Merky:Sour sauce Merck.
Farha:Is that?
Coco:Chinese people.
Farha:I apologize, i can't just kill, just.
Merky:Everybody be cool, everybody be pretty be cool. Everybody be cool.
Farha:Everybody be cool.
E To Interact:Everybody just calm down.
Merky:What did we learn today? I learned that I remember that I had magic pee.
Coco:And you got your ass beat for lying. Don't lie.
Merky:It was only one, it wasn't like multiple six, i remember it was only one. And like, do my dad is as a diesel technician and his fingers are like fucking sausages and his hands are massive for like how tall he is And that shit hurt.
E To Interact:I failed to test with the grander's hours.
Coco:You failed. What?
E To Interact:Two tasks within 24 hours.
Coco:Oh yeah, you did fail two tasks within 24 hours.
Merky:If you need help, please seek out help.
Satan's PA Assistant:There's a number for that It won't be like me.
Xeno:I did eventually go therapy though I've got a maybe something We may want to research it, but I heard that alligators can climb trees. That is true. Yeah, the fuck Fucking alligators can climb trees. They can climb some things.
Coco:I mean, they're just a really big lizard with tea. Maybe if the tree is fucking slanted enough for anything. Have you seen their claws? Have you seen their claws? Yeah, Alligators.
Farha:The big old belly in the wide arms.
E To Interact:Not a thousand alligators can and do climb trees, and this is coming from the Los Angeles Times. Fuck that, that's a nightmare.
Merky:It's coming among crocodiles.
Satan's PA Assistant:If I look up in a tree and I see an, alligator.
Merky:I'm grabbing whatever I need to fucking kill it. Well, that's what's going to happen. I don't think you have enough time to react to it.
Xeno:An alligator is in a tree. It's gonna jump.
Coco:It's gonna spy, it's gonna jump. Is that what's gonna happen?
Merky:Is it gonna Superman, jump out of a fucking tree? It's gonna fucking grab me.
Coco:I don't know, i've never seen an alligator in a fucking tree before It's gonna grab you into the vent like the alien does. Yeah.
Xeno:I'm just guessing. if you look up and there's an alligator above you, it's too fucking late.
Coco:Yeah, that's what's going to happen when murky moves to Florida?
Merky:It's already falling out of the tree. Yeah, it's coming, it's a sign of your that rump roast ass that you said It's a sign of your food.
Coco:Come on, me Come on me, come on me, come on me, come on me, come on me, come on me. This was. This was shit that happened before the podcast. I don't think that's how it's gonna go.
E To Interact:I think that's how the song goes. I came up with a whole ass song.
Coco:Yeah, we came up with a whole ass song how murky was on grinder And the chorus went. Come on me Instead of the echo being.
Merky:Come on me, the echo should be boo cocky.
Xeno:Yes.
Coco:Food and narri. You killed them.
Xeno:You fucking kill them.
E To Interact:You killed them, fam boys and fries came in my eyes You
Coco:guys are never going to do that again.
Farha:The whole reading of the Maraisante here I mean you want to be part of that episode will make you a character. You got it.
Merky:You have to read that.
Xeno:I definitely want to do it again. I'm good at this point. I'll be doing voice change before too.
Coco:What is it like sex with Hitler?
Farha:or something. What is the latest?
Xeno:Oh, it was Joe Biden dating some love, love, love Joe Biden, love Love Joe Biden. Wolfman ice cream.
Coco:Nancy.
Merky:Pelosi.
Coco:I already played that one.
Merky:I already beat the game.
Farha:I already beat the game. I already beat the game. I already beat the game.
Coco:Oh yeah, he's got all the achievements for it. I can see that He's got every ending available Oh. God.
Farha:There's like 23 different ice cream.
Xeno:I got them all. Wow, oh, whoa Yo Yo.
Satan's PA Assistant:That's a killer. Die Yep Compared to Frieza That is correct.
Merky:I feel like at this point we need to get the lot order. Svu.
Coco:Sound to put in the fucking podcast for half a shit. We say, oh, that would be a fire, it would be a good one.
Merky:Yeah, all right, i'm looking it up right now, i'd laugh Why are we not? working for a radio station somewhere, like we can't do that, we can't do that.
Coco:We can't do that. We can't do that, we can't do that We can't do that We can't be working for a radio station somewhere.
Satan's PA Assistant:Like we can totally be on like a satellite.
Coco:We can do satellite network.
Farha:Yeah, like serious.
Coco:Let me see Yeah, we can do serious Yeah.
Satan's PA Assistant:Well, I didn't see it.
Farha:Yeah, not local, they get banned.
Merky:Yeah, Oh yeah, I've been too fast.
E To Interact:Well, I mean look at the Jason Lee and Clark show. They have their like X rated things for their podcast form on the internet, but on air of a, you know, keep it PG. It's like joysticks for us.
Farha:Yeah, see, we got something I want to bring up. So I was listening to the latest joysticks dude and let me, i'm going to make it clear I love miles, i love joysticks. But it's hard to take Ian Zeno seriously now that I will listen to this, because I, you know, said something to join, started to take the last episode. He's like, he's like yeah, and then I was kicking their butt. I'm like, oh my God, he's being so PG right now, yeah, yeah, like my butts and saying hack and just no swear words.
Xeno:It's very difficult. You really have to rewire your brain. Yeah To like, get in there, eat your mode Yeah, yeah.
Merky:Anytime I see a mouse jumping to chat anywhere, i have to like instantly think about how I'm talking, because I fucking you don't disappoint dad G Millie has a potty mouth too.
Xeno:Don't let him fool you. He does, he really does, when he's like right, He says some pretty vulgar shit sometimes.
Farha:At least he's not. You're about scared. You guys are going to blow up his stream. Hmm, that last episode when you guys went into his stream and hall said something about Yeah.
Xeno:I guess. Yeah.
Coco:Like I was listening.
Merky:Please.
Farha:Please don't think anything bad side miles.
Merky:If anybody's still here, what's?
Xeno:that one called Is it just law and order? Oh, yes, i love it Yeah.
Satan:It's got suckies.
Farha:That's my favorite. Why is it Okay? Now I have access to suckies.
Merky:Now I have access to all the sounds in this discord.
Coco:It's because you don't have nitro.
E To Interact:Correct.
Coco:Yeah, you can't access the sounds outside of my discord. You can only access the sounds in my discord.
Xeno:Right at the bottom, where you can turn your camera on and show your screen stuff, there's a soundboard button, faro.
Coco:Faro found some stuff. Yeah, i don't care who the IRS is.
E To Interact:I'm not on the phone.
Satan's PA Assistant:I don't care who the IRS is. I don't care who the IRS is.
Farha:He's pulling his card out. He's pulling his card out.
Satan's PA Assistant:I don't want this.
E To Interact:He's pulling his card out. Podcast.
Coco:I think that ends, i think that ends the podcast.
Farha:What do we go for?
Merky:None of this is me.
Satan's PA Assistant:Goodbye, everybody.
Coco:Goodbye everybody Goodbye. Goodbye Murky, yeah, don't do that.
Satan:I was fucked up, yeah.
Farha:I can't believe Murky's really racist.
Coco:I cannot believe that. I did not realize that was real. I'm gonna get the stop recording button yet.
Satan's PA Assistant:Oh fuck, You said a lot of racist shit just signed. I'm gonna get the stop recording button.