Ever wondered what kind of hilarious and outrageous conversations can unfold when friends get together? Well, buckle up and join us for a laughter-filled adventure as we explore topics like family-friendly Michigander insults, the value of a good sound effect, and even the crazy life of a Pokemon! You won't be able to contain your laughter as we dive into discussions on food porn, inappropriate office humor, and the prospect of a dunk tank at the end of the school year celebration.
In this wild ride, we also stumble upon the strange twists and turns of the Pokemon universe. Get ready to chuckle about Murky's big ass, Xeno's good looks, and the horny Pokemon, Do-gong. Plus, you won't believe our take on the depressing reality of a Ditto's existence: being born just to produce eggs and the theory that all Dittos are just messed up Mewtwos. Trust us; these aren't your average Pokemon conversations.
But wait, there's more! As we continue our casual banter, we tackle the comedy gold that stems from inappropriate workplace chats and discover the dark side of ADHD. From Farah's ASMR to the sound of Inception, we leave no stone unturned in our quest for laughter and entertainment. Plus, we'll explore the bizarre world of video games, Soulja Boy's fake game console, and the wild fan base of Rick and Morty. So come along on this comical journey as we navigate through the hilarious and unpredictable conversations that can only happen among friends.
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Ever wondered what kind of hilarious and outrageous conversations can unfold when friends get together? Well, buckle up and join us for a laughter-filled adventure as we explore topics like family-friendly Michigander insults, the value of a good sound effect, and even the crazy life of a Pokemon! You won't be able to contain your laughter as we dive into discussions on food porn, inappropriate office humor, and the prospect of a dunk tank at the end of the school year celebration.
In this wild ride, we also stumble upon the strange twists and turns of the Pokemon universe. Get ready to chuckle about Murky's big ass, Xeno's good looks, and the horny Pokemon, Do-gong. Plus, you won't believe our take on the depressing reality of a Ditto's existence: being born just to produce eggs and the theory that all Dittos are just messed up Mewtwos. Trust us; these aren't your average Pokemon conversations.
But wait, there's more! As we continue our casual banter, we tackle the comedy gold that stems from inappropriate workplace chats and discover the dark side of ADHD. From Farah's ASMR to the sound of Inception, we leave no stone unturned in our quest for laughter and entertainment. Plus, we'll explore the bizarre world of video games, Soulja Boy's fake game console, and the wild fan base of Rick and Morty. So come along on this comical journey as we navigate through the hilarious and unpredictable conversations that can only happen among friends.
Twitter - https://twitter.com/DarkAfterAdhd
Babe, I believe in you. Just think we're gonna put a down payment on the house because of this. I mean, did I see a portrait dude coming?
Speaker 2:in a giant bowl. She's like, yeah, it's gonna be okay. Though. Welcome to 88C After Dark.
Speaker 3:I just hit the record button in the middle of this conversation because I felt like it was great. I think the podcast is gonna start with E saying guzzling cock.
Speaker 5:Yeah, as it should.
Speaker 2:That's.
Speaker 3:God intended, that's right.
Speaker 2:So my body for 100K right now.
Speaker 3:I would eat your body for 100K right now.
Speaker 5:You would eat his body for 100K.
Speaker 1:We would give you like a knife and a fork and you would eat his body.
Speaker 6:If you cook me past medium rare.
Speaker 2:I'll haunt you.
Speaker 3:I'm not gonna fucking cook anything past medium rare. That's, if you go past medium rare you messed up as a cook.
Speaker 2:Unless you go medium on burgers, you can go medium on burgers.
Speaker 5:How are you gonna cook his ass though? Because you know that bitch.
Speaker 3:I'm gonna eat that raw. He's gonna be raw in the middle, no matter what you do.
Speaker 2:I'm just gonna eat it raw, it's gonna take a little bit of a while Got to.
Speaker 5:Are you like slicing like a ham, like a fork?
Speaker 1:Oh yeah. So I guess you would just have to cook like pork. So I guess what you can do with this rump is you could chop it off, You could marinate it after you skin it like some balsamic vinegar. I'd put in some maple syrup, maybe some shallot, some garlic.
Speaker 3:let it soak in there for a little bit To be fair. Olive oil. I guess, If I had the option of not having to eat his ass, I would put it in a pillowcase and sleep on it every night.
Speaker 2:You guys did anything. Okay, let me tell you, if you do anything other than slow, smoke this ass for like 14 hours and then just squeeze it apart like a fucking pork shoulder.
Speaker 3:We're doing it wrong, so it's fucking on its own. It's not a question.
Speaker 2:You can checker it up top and like, maybe even do like a little like sweet kind of barbecue smokey kind of shit.
Speaker 3:Marky, you're making your ass sound really delicious, right Yeah?
Speaker 2:Like I'm like, i'm like, i'm like, i'm like, i'm like, i'm like, i'm like like that candy ham top. You know what I mean?
Speaker 3:I'm gonna need you to cook your ass for me.
Speaker 1:I'm gonna need a piece of that ass Circle for me.
Speaker 3:Circle jerk, hi Ty, i think that's how I would cook it. We have a guest on the podcast.
Speaker 5:Hi, ty Hi.
Speaker 3:Ty Hi Ty, you're a bitch.
Speaker 5:What you didn't know is this is an intervention.
Speaker 3:This is an intervention for what I don't know, i didn't know.
Speaker 2:No returns.
Speaker 5:Surprise.
Speaker 1:I was hoping you guys were gonna roll with it. Surprise, here's an intervention with some guy shoes.
Speaker 5:Intervention Do you? before Everybody pointed at him and laughed.
Speaker 3:Now, xena, you're the only one that didn't point you, asshole.
Speaker 5:I'm doing other things. You're stupid.
Speaker 3:I'm doing other things, you're stupid. How's it going in grounded loser?
Speaker 5:I think I'm too bad You getting your butt touched by the bugs I got two Oh, these are normal mosquitoes actually.
Speaker 3:Oh, it's switching. Hang on wait. Do you guys hear Switch? Oh, what is that? Yeah, there's.
Speaker 6:Switch. There he is.
Speaker 3:That's the only thing Switch can say on this podcast, by the way, No no, there's one other noise.
Speaker 1:he can say Oh wait.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, there is, there is, yeah, yeah. He can say that too.
Speaker 4:I do not think that is funny.
Speaker 1:Oh OK damn Way to hurt our feelings here. We know we're not funny.
Speaker 3:That sound effect works anytime. Anytime somebody says something, you just play it after they're done talking and it makes it 10 times more epic.
Speaker 5:Murky likes food porn.
Speaker 3:Oh, what is this one?
Speaker 4:Damn son, where'd you find?
Speaker 3:this Hello.
Speaker 2:Well, oh, 2010.
Speaker 3:So any fun stories, because it's tomorrow's your last day of school, right?
Speaker 1:So was it the last day that we're going to have with students in the building, and then Monday's the last day for teachers, because it's a teacher work day.
Speaker 3:But really you just get to fuck off and kind of do nothing the whole day.
Speaker 1:Pretty much like tomorrow. students show up, i take attendance. Then, after like the first 10 minutes of class, they're going to make an announcement of everybody going to the side of the building because we're having like an end of year celebration. There's going to be a dunk tank. We're a field day kind of, oh yeah, So we have a dunk tank that some teachers are going to get dunked in. I'm not because I was never brought up to me So I didn't sign up for it. You would have totally signed up, i would have.
Speaker 5:I would have signed up for it.
Speaker 3:Because you're supposed to heckle those kids, right?
Speaker 2:Yeah, i was going to say I want to hear you.
Speaker 3:I want to hear family friendly insults and family, friendly Michigander. insults at Children.
Speaker 5:Give us a good one, you would like great character and be like I fucked your mom last night. I feel about that, yeah, she's going up in your mom's DM.
Speaker 3:As he's going down, he gets. He's like I'm in your.
Speaker 1:Knowing me, I would definitely be shit talking. The kids I know play like softball and baseball.
Speaker 5:It really does fit like any moment.
Speaker 3:All it does is that you can play it like 80% of the time And it just fucking makes it 10 times more fucking funny for no reason It's I fucking so happy that a server I'm in has this, because I'm too lazy to put it in mine.
Speaker 1:That's fair.
Speaker 3:All of my sound effects are not for my server. Go figure, i should probably just put them in my server.
Speaker 5:Details details.
Speaker 2:That's too much work.
Speaker 1:Zeno has been obsessed with grounded lately.
Speaker 5:I have that, I mean it's.
Speaker 3:It's really fun because I'm obsessed with it too.
Speaker 5:It's like most games nowadays, though, you spend like five hours on it and you beat the game And it's like, ok, I'm anything to do now. We've been playing this game for like two weeks and we still haven't scratched the surface of all the shit we can do.
Speaker 3:We need to make so much stuff. Yeah, Yeah it's no fair today And I have to take two guys's opinions on it. We're going to have to go start in the farm for tier three resources. You know.
Speaker 5:Yeah, i just made a salt morning star. Oh yeah. They're fucked shit up.
Speaker 4:Fuck shit.
Speaker 3:I was carrying like 20 logs, 20, 20 twigs the other day and it just looked ridiculous. It was just a straight stack up of 20 fucking twigs on my shoulder. I went to third person mode and I was like this is dumb.
Speaker 6:This is fucking dumb.
Speaker 3:Yeah, spiders fucked you up. Well, how the fuck?
Speaker 6:Yeah, how the spider fuck you up It did attract the Yeah and it was close to it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, your ass is huge though.
Speaker 1:I think clapping from a mile away, 100 percent he fucking could.
Speaker 3:He could see the juices.
Speaker 6:It's just laughing out of your.
Speaker 3:Right, it's now. is that what that? I think that's just called diarrhea.
Speaker 2:Is it hot? I'm sweaty. I think that's just called diarrhea.
Speaker 5:Did you have diarrhea yesterday, mikey, i think did you have diarrhea.
Speaker 2:My friends, you can tell us Yeah, I have diarrhea.
Speaker 3:Marquis, marquis, the most recent one of us to shit themselves that is true. Thanks.
Speaker 5:Most recent of us to shit himself at work too.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I don't think I ever shit myself at work.
Speaker 5:Never, i never shit myself at work.
Speaker 6:I didn't make it.
Speaker 1:There have been far too.
Speaker 3:She got to see what Ty said.
Speaker 5:Yeah, you didn't make it that far.
Speaker 3:He said he didn't make it that far. I didn't?
Speaker 6:Boss man told me like he tried to make him like. I'll try You think you called?
Speaker 3:Did you call the boss man? after you try, You're like I open the door and I shit myself.
Speaker 5:I shit myself.
Speaker 6:And I have one shit myself I drive a one-ton truck and it has like no suspension on it, so like the first ball.
Speaker 3:You hit a bump and I think this slid right out.
Speaker 5:Yeah, pretty much it. A bump made a bump in your pants.
Speaker 6:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I wonder what I love it.
Speaker 3:I wonder what the AI is going to say about this episode, with with all of those inception things in there, is it going to be able to understand it? By the way, i paid $30 extra a month just to have an AI do a bunch of stuff for us because I'm too lazy to do it And it's funny as hell to see the AI do it. That's fair. Last week's episode was the best description I think I've ever seen for the podcast. It was just a rambling of everything we talked about And yeah, it basically was like everything from Xenoblade three and babies And like when Walmart was open past seven and I was like what the fuck did we actually talk about in the episode? Nothing.
Speaker 1:We talked about like nothing, And then I had chat.
Speaker 3:GBT Right, right, right about the 88 to D after dark, like actual description. So it kept trying to be like super. It didn't understand the after dark concept. Like it nailed the 80 HD part And it was just like ignoring after dark because it was just like saying that we're like Inspirational and oh yeah And shit like that. I'm just like I'm like no, you're inspirational.
Speaker 6:The people like pie Yeah.
Speaker 3:I mean, we're comedic, We're. it was basically like fucking framing us as like an Oprah Winfrey show. It's like no, that's not us.
Speaker 3:And I'm going to be an Oprah Winfrey show because I mean we could be inspirational some and then I gave it the description that an AI did for one of our episodes and it got even, it got really close, but it like had too many specifics in the episode And I was like, ok, now do that, but take out all of the things that sound like episodes, specific and like come up with an overall like explanation of it. And then it spit out that thing that I sent in our chat and then what I put in the ultimate description And I'm like, oh, this is pretty good, so it would have taken me I would have never been able to write that.
Speaker 3:But let me just put it that way even with our English teacher, fucking writer Supreme here E I don't think we could have ever written it. What?
Speaker 1:You give me way too much credit. I'm dumb as shit. What do you think I'm on this podcast?
Speaker 3:I'm a teacher Doesn't mean I'm smart, you're an English teacher or a career choice. I mean fair. I'm also stupid, but I went to computer science.
Speaker 1:Hey, ty, since you started off as a listener first, who do you think is the least funniest of the four and wisest of me?
Speaker 6:I don't know, really I probably say Murky, that's right.
Speaker 2:Oh, fuck it, Murky.
Speaker 6:Murky, oh, come on man.
Speaker 2:Murky's laughing so hard I can't defend myself.
Speaker 6:I can't defend myself.
Speaker 3:Oh God Yeah. So Murky, you're not funny Ty has given you the. I do not think that is funny. Award.
Speaker 6:Shit.
Speaker 3:Oh man, i've become an expert with these sound alerts. Remember the episode when we found them and we were just spamming them down. Oh, my God Every day. What do you mean when we were actually funny? We're pretty funny. Except for when you and Xeno are fucking focused to shit on.
Speaker 1:I just go to show you who's actually funny on this podcast.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you too, you and Xeno, and you keep saying you're not funny, me and Murky Right because I'm not at Xeno. Me and Murky couldn't carry it.
Speaker 2:Murky's ass is too big to carry anything else Heavy, heavy.
Speaker 3:And I'm weak as fuck. Look at my tiny arms. It's a lot of ass to carry, all right, his ass is the size of my torso.
Speaker 1:Let's be honest Coco's the loud one, i am Murky's the ass, xeno's the looks And I'm whatever's left.
Speaker 2:Your Gino's also the dick.
Speaker 1:Yeah, Xeno's also the dick.
Speaker 3:Excellent, xeno, you want to show us your peepee. He's pulling his cock up. Oh my God.
Speaker 6:It's long.
Speaker 1:Oh my.
Speaker 2:God it's huge. It's making a tornado.
Speaker 3:as he swings it around, all of his Funko Pops are swirling to the center of the room. He's throwing his Funko Pornado, he was trying so hard that whole time not to laugh, Dude. he is so focused right now. He is so focused on this game.
Speaker 5:I'm fighting a Black Ox beetle right now.
Speaker 1:Whoa, whoa, whoa. That's Murky level racist. Yeah, you can't say that. It is what it is.
Speaker 5:It's a Black Ox beetle. It is not your words day.
Speaker 3:You can't say that.
Speaker 5:I don't say what Murky says. You know what he says. What do you?
Speaker 2:mean Murky.
Speaker 1:I have some laughs. Ty is here. Can't you behave yourself? I guess listener is part of the podcast Xeno, that's from later. I think that's Ty, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Oh no, that's the sound of hentai. Season two, the season of the soundboard, it's going to be the rest of ADHD after dark, to be fair.
Speaker 2:The rest of it. There's nothing else happening anymore, guys.
Speaker 1:You just come in here and you just hear sound boards and us laughing. That's all you get.
Speaker 3:I mean remember when we watched Pokemon and sang the theme song.
Speaker 6:It was a gimmick.
Speaker 1:The journey starts today.
Speaker 2:This whole start is just a way for us to watch Pokemon together.
Speaker 3:That is true.
Speaker 2:Because we were funny as shit. We were Yeah, because every time I watched Pokemon I would just crack up laughing, like it is.
Speaker 3:Because we just make fun of you Go.
Speaker 2:I think he's a piece of shit. Yeah, he is a piece of shit.
Speaker 3:I can't believe that motherfucker caught us weak in By throwing the ball at it's four fucking head.
Speaker 4:Lot of armor.
Speaker 3:Yeah, but you should have seen everybody's face when he caught it. You want a reaction of everybody's face, including the bad guy in ash. They all watched it happen. They were like That was their face, just fucking wide open mouth. And he was like, oh my God, he caught it. Fuck you, he's done that the whole series.
Speaker 2:Less fucking, unless it's a horny Pokemon Yeah.
Speaker 3:He caught the horn.
Speaker 2:Yeah, but it took him a shitload of balls. It did take him a shit ton of balls.
Speaker 1:Which horny Pokemon we talking about 40 do gong.
Speaker 5:Oh, remember, do gong was just trying to get him.
Speaker 1:Yeah, i ran a female do gong, the other dude, the female do gong, they showed was hot, i'd fuck, i'd smash.
Speaker 6:You would smash the female.
Speaker 5:Yeah if I was do gong dude.
Speaker 2:I'd try to smash that. I'd try to smash that. Do gong.
Speaker 3:Gass is upset that I said I would smash a Vaporeon. She's like it's an animal. I was like yeah, but I'm an animal too in this scenario.
Speaker 1:I'm a water Pokemon. In this scenario, i'm a ditto. Fuck you My ditto.
Speaker 2:I fuck dude. King of the pimps, that's what.
Speaker 3:I was made for Oh man.
Speaker 6:Could you imagine being born?
Speaker 3:into the world as a ditto and knowing what your cause is, cocoa, cocoa I feel like that would be incredibly depressing.
Speaker 5:Right Your sole purpose is to just fuck all day, every day, and there's no loving it either.
Speaker 2:Cocoa would put ditto out of work when it came to guard.
Speaker 3:Well, yeah, but you know, there's 988, 998 other Pokemon Right, um, yeah, but imagine that being a ditto and your whole purpose in life is to just produce eggs Would be fucked. Yeah, he would be fucked a lot.
Speaker 2:God, you have to take it.
Speaker 1:Yeah, take it, you always producing eggs, like sometimes you're breeding with the female Pokemon, yeah, but you just have to be the rod.
Speaker 3:Your whole point in life is to produce the egg. Yeah, just who battles with the ditto? Uh, when was the? was there ever a ditto on a competitive Pokemon team? I? want to say there probably has been, and what a place? What are they in? What has the highest place?
Speaker 6:Did they?
Speaker 3:finish the hell's the ditto Somebody else, you guys. While I search up this whole thing, it was a Pokemon that it's made.
Speaker 2:Its move is transformed, which just changes it into the other Pokemon like your opponents. Pokemon but shitty eyeballs, But also, yeah, with shitty eyes, though they can never get the eyes right And if you put a ditto in a daycare with another Pokemon, it will change that Pokemon, Fuck it And then give you eggs or let the other Pokemon lay eggs. So basically, he's useless in battle and he's just there to be in daycare and fuck.
Speaker 6:But I go go ditto. It's funny because you may generation one wasn't it fucked up you.
Speaker 1:Yeah, oh, that's the theory. All of the ditto's are just fucked up Mew two. Mew two is fucked up Mew two is because it was supposed to be the clones.
Speaker 3:Right, right. You know why Mew two is before me in the Pokedex.
Speaker 1:Because, Mew two was made first Mew was actually just supposed to be an event Pokemon.
Speaker 3:Actually, do you know why Mew even exists in Pokemon and why he's designed as the way it is? It's so simple.
Speaker 4:Yeah, I know.
Speaker 3:It's because they only had about 300 bytes left in the cartridge, which was less than the standard amount that it took for every other Pokemon. So they couldn't make me as detailed. And you know, the programmer at the time, who was a bloody fucking genius compared to the game freak of today, was able to fit Mew in like 300 bytes of data before they had to make all the cartridges. But he couldn't have, like, any special typing or anything Or any, and his sprite had to be smaller than the other sprites so it had less detail available. So that's why Mew is so simple.
Speaker 4:And clean.
Speaker 3:Yes.
Speaker 5:Is the way that you're making me feel tonight.
Speaker 6:It's hard to let it go.
Speaker 2:Oh I don't think that, that line happens, i don't ever last beyond this moon.
Speaker 3:I was gonna say murky like started doing like a drumbeat humming his mouth, and I was like I don't think that drumbeat comes after that line.
Speaker 2:No, it does. In your fucking brain does, And if it does it it does.
Speaker 3:Now that's how that works.
Speaker 6:You guys ever heard murky say Yeah, just. Oh, I've got him sing it word a couple of times.
Speaker 1:Hey, murky, give us your either your pearl jam impression or your creed impression.
Speaker 3:Yeah, do one of those. You're afraid to do it now. You've done it on the podcast before.
Speaker 2:He's taking a step. What? Yeah, it's what? not the vocal cords here.
Speaker 3:You don't have to put your vocal cords My come over to get that.
Speaker 6:Yeah, you know, yeah, you know.
Speaker 3:Oh wait, he's going to unstick them, got it? Yes, can you take me?
Speaker 2:Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 6:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What have you found and grounded right now, zeno? What, what have you found and grounded Talk about how shitty your fucking job is. Was that? was that? that was after the last week's episode of your podcast Hold on.
Speaker 2:How's the teenage mutant sex dungeon doing?
Speaker 5:I haven't visited it yet. Okay.
Speaker 3:So I haven't, i haven't like put it together anymore, yeah.
Speaker 5:After you got off last night, Coco also got off. I got off.
Speaker 3:I got off when Zeno got off. We stayed on for like 30 minutes or so.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 3:Nice.
Speaker 5:Thank you, fennos Fennos.
Speaker 3:What are we talking about?
Speaker 2:All right, here's a question for Ty from past episodes Would you rather suck femboy dick or food a dick?
Speaker 3:He probably doesn't know what either of those are.
Speaker 6:I know what a femboy is. I don't know the hell.
Speaker 1:A food is Chick, so yeah, it's literally a female character that just happens to have a dick.
Speaker 5:That's a hard one. That's what he said. They probably. Yeah, only if you're good at it, though, i'm making amazing at it, i've got horrible gag reflexes, so that's not going to happen.
Speaker 3:That's unfortunate.
Speaker 5:So which one is it? Yeah, which one.
Speaker 6:I want to go food, food, food.
Speaker 5:Food. I took him for a food, a man you know.
Speaker 1:I agree He sounds like a kind of guy who would enjoy food. I think most of his friends are food Yeah.
Speaker 5:That would make sense.
Speaker 3:What the fuck He's not saying no?
Speaker 1:That is true. He just said what the fuck.
Speaker 2:There you go.
Speaker 3:It's late on that.
Speaker 2:A lot of false info flying around over here.
Speaker 3:Why don't you give us the real?
Speaker 2:info. Yeah, lay down for us. I don't watch Foodaporn I don't believe that.
Speaker 3:Allegedly, who was it that wanted to keep playing the food naughty?
Speaker 5:What do you?
Speaker 2:mean.
Speaker 5:Who was that? After we played it once.
Speaker 3:Who was like we should totally just do this again.
Speaker 2:It was fucking hilarious. Oh, was that what it was? It was the funniest fucking shit in the world to hear Fucking dick and to watch you fucking be grossly offended by it. Yes, it was comedy gold. If I had that on video it would fucking go into a safe, so I could have it forever.
Speaker 3:Do you want it? Yeah, i still have it. I don't know if I have their faces, though.
Speaker 2:God damn it.
Speaker 3:I might just have the food apart.
Speaker 2:No, I don't just want the food. I'm just going to give you, the food apart, eat this face And mine while I'm fucking throwing up. From the time the voice changer came on.
Speaker 3:Oh, whenever I was like oh yeah.
Speaker 2:Oh yeah, and you laugh and sound like a witch. It was fucking hilarious.
Speaker 4:I'm going to come in your eyes.
Speaker 1:Oh Jesus.
Speaker 2:I'm fucking.
Speaker 6:Oh God.
Speaker 1:So anyway.
Speaker 3:Did you just fucking open your mouth and stick your tongue out?
Speaker 2:Yeah, I was going to have like a pee on your fucking face.
Speaker 5:I was like, oh, it's too far. I did that warrants.
Speaker 3:Getting peed on his face. I don't know. You stick your tongue out.
Speaker 4:I'm going to pee on your face.
Speaker 6:You're disgusting.
Speaker 2:Yeah, you make me sick. I'll be pee on you. I'm going to pee on your face now, keep your eyes open I hope it burns.
Speaker 1:Markey would. I would, i don't know about that.
Speaker 6:You should see many bends over the counter to talk to our secretary, Oh Markey.
Speaker 2:Okay, let's hear more Is it going to get you in trouble with.
Speaker 3:Dusty.
Speaker 2:No, you sure. Yeah, it faces like two opposite directions. She's in our cube.
Speaker 5:There's a thing She's like a secretary service writer.
Speaker 1:Uh huh.
Speaker 6:So, ty as you were, i was like I'm going to get my ass kicked out.
Speaker 2:And it's hard to get my into the hallway. Yeah, they have to walk by it, dumb truck, ass you say Interesting.
Speaker 3:Have you twerked on said secretary's desk yet and caused a tornado in the office?
Speaker 2:No.
Speaker 6:You did do that at my office.
Speaker 2:I have done that to Zeno.
Speaker 1:You can twerk No I've seen it. I have seen it.
Speaker 2:I don't know if I'd call it twerk.
Speaker 3:Well, you move your back up and down and there's so much fucking fat on your butt that it just torqued for you.
Speaker 1:No, You see these things flapping like no tomorrow. Like a helicopter trying to take off.
Speaker 6:You need that as a sound effect, just that.
Speaker 1:I can see that.
Speaker 2:Sounds like the clap of thunder.
Speaker 3:In the thunder roll. Instead of thunder crash, it's thunder, clap Right.
Speaker 5:Thunder clap is a warrior ability in World Warcraft. I saw Titans. Can we, can we're fishing in destiny? What's I?
Speaker 6:saw that do.
Speaker 2:Yeah, what's the attitude, who The ability is. you know, isn't it thunder, clap and flash, something like that? What the fuck are we talking about?
Speaker 5:They're talking about that demon.
Speaker 1:They're talking about that demon, yeah.
Speaker 2:And he's only useful when he goes unconscious, like in the bridge. They're like I bet people like. They say I'm weak, like coward And I'm only useful when I'm unconscious. And they're like I bet people hate you And he's like actually they love me.
Speaker 3:They say they find me relatable. They find him relatable because he's unconscious.
Speaker 2:Because he's only useful when he's unconscious. Oh So you're a coward, you're weak And like you're kind of a pervert, and I bet people hate you. No, they love me, they find me relatable.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 2:Okay, he's a monster when he's unconscious. He fucks shit up when he's unconscious, but when he's awake he's a raging pussy. That dude Just screams a lot.
Speaker 1:Okay, has this cocoa, you don't see him.
Speaker 2:You guys remember when we all stayed at Coco's house and heard him getting pegged.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I do remember that. Yeah, it was good.
Speaker 2:Gazz was not giving it to him.
Speaker 3:Look, we had to release the poop somehow.
Speaker 2:I remember him screaming. He's like where's?
Speaker 3:the lube. She's like fuck that shit.
Speaker 2:I didn't scream where it was.
Speaker 3:I didn't scream where it was the lube. My asshole's wide enough without fucking lube. She said we didn't raise bitches here.
Speaker 2:We didn't raise bitches here It's like a drag strip, yeah, in the middle.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you have to worry about getting fucking skid marks on yourself. Oh.
Speaker 2:How'd this end up on my chest?
Speaker 3:Oh man apparently Discord made an update to the Elgato stream deck fucking plugin Supposedly Oh my god, i can put it on the sound board.
Speaker 1:Karey.
Speaker 2:I can put it on the sound board. I just discovered something amazing.
Speaker 3:Okay.
Speaker 4:How, and it lets you do a certain trick. Hey.
Speaker 1:Farha. Is this a good episode? Let us know. Tweet at dark at 880. I'm so happy. That's on the sound board.
Speaker 3:Yes, Sorry, I had to. I I'm so happy, Torey.
Speaker 2:I'm glad you're happy.
Speaker 1:I can't believe this podcast actually gets listeners. That's the thing that surprises me.
Speaker 3:It's because nobody else does our shit. I think it's just because everyone hates Hall.
Speaker 2:Enough that because people don't want to put it on it. They made it. They're going to make it fucking survive. I don't know who this Hall guy is. He sounds like a real fucking asshole.
Speaker 1:Man, fuck this Hall guy.
Speaker 2:Everybody has to listen to this fucking podcast. There's random people out there just plugging this podcast on their social media every day for no reason, adding random people every single time they get on.
Speaker 1:Now, i don't know this Hall guy, but these guys really don't seem to like him. Ty, what's your opinion of Hall?
Speaker 2:I don't know who it is.
Speaker 5:Neither does Murphy.
Speaker 2:That is true. Shit in his mouth.
Speaker 3:I don't think Murphy's ever really met.
Speaker 2:No, he's never. I've never talked to Hall. I just watched him talk to all of you guys Got it Remember whenever I had a podcast with Hall.
Speaker 1:I do Remember how it got killed because of this podcast.
Speaker 3:Is that really what happened?
Speaker 1:I'm 90% positive. I feel like he was actually jealous of this podcast.
Speaker 5:Why would you be jealous of this?
Speaker 6:Right, it's this is not going to be jealous of folks, it's all over the place.
Speaker 3:It is all over. Well, also loves to cut grass, he does.
Speaker 1:And that's all we really have to say about that, Anyways.
Speaker 3:Zeno is so fucking focused. Yeah, he is. You stop playing.
Speaker 5:You stop being a bitch about that.
Speaker 6:Whoa.
Speaker 5:God, I love that sound effect So much. Maybe it's Zeno.
Speaker 1:Maybe Zeno is the funny one. Maybe that's why we need him to talk more. I don't know.
Speaker 5:I feel like there's been pretty equal. No, there hasn't. We. Do I think you promote You. Do you promote the podcast in like a guest book or something like that? Yes, i did, it was actually at a distillery.
Speaker 1:I'm not going to dox myself on where this place was, but I will say that they actually had some very good liquors there Liquor, i don't even know her, but yeah so they had a guest book that you could sign in at, and my girlfriend and I were signing in And I was just like you know what I'll just promote one of the podcasts and I decided ADHD after dark, so I put it in there.
Speaker 1:I don't know how many people are actually going to listen to this podcast. Like I doubt anyone's listening to this podcast. I don't know, i don't know, i don't know, i don't know. I don't think I've ever seen anyone listen to like this podcast. Like I doubt anyone's looking at that guest book and be like, oh, this guy put on listen to this podcast. Let's listen to the podcast. If you're one of the people that were at the specific distillery and you know who you are, thank you for listening.
Speaker 5:But you made a poor life decision. Well, it's like if you're at that distillery and you see that in the book and you actually decide to listen to it.
Speaker 2:You are drunk, So a little bit Good.
Speaker 1:Who would get us more listeners? Big boobs needs to have more listeners It does need more listeners.
Speaker 2:We need to be more descriptive.
Speaker 5:Ty, why are you not promoting this shit?
Speaker 1:It did Oh you did Giant mommy milk. Are you going to start promoting now that you're on this episode?
Speaker 6:I did before, like when I found you guys are funny. I was told by buddies that are old T's that they need to come and listen to it.
Speaker 5:Beautiful, beautiful.
Speaker 6:They have been.
Speaker 5:When you were on the murky was like afraid to tell anybody about it. He was.
Speaker 1:I'm still afraid to tell people I still don't.
Speaker 2:Yeah, i still don't tell people that I know. I tell everybody Daddy Dusty does, she tells everybody. Yeah, good shit Like the none of these people needed to know.
Speaker 1:You got to remember my career choices. you know, if people heard about this I could get in hot water, that's fair, that's fair. I am taking a risk just talking to you, dooms.
Speaker 2:Is it more by association, because you never said anything that would go against any policies or paperwork or restrictions that you have to your employment? I don't think there's never been. I don't think they will fire me or Yeah, i mean in no way should it even be attached to the school and it's not, you know. but I get what you mean by yeah, if someone and within a found out and through a fit, if they listen to.
Speaker 1:that would be the thing, and then, of course, the school would have to take action about who I get.
Speaker 5:Take action on these nuts though.
Speaker 2:They need to Yeah perfect.
Speaker 3:I'm back. What do they miss?
Speaker 5:Taking action on these notes.
Speaker 3:I got it. I mean, I was here for that.
Speaker 1:You're talking about how I'm going to get fired because of this podcast.
Speaker 2:Oh, Daddy Dusty promotes the podcast more than I do.
Speaker 3:It is true. You know, you don't know how to use social media. You know, maybe Twitter.
Speaker 2:True, i got like, i got rid of all that years ago and it was a very good choice. Is there, in my opinion, yeah, loser. Now there are days I Oh.
Speaker 1:I deleted, like my Facebook app, but I just have the messenger talking to me from time to time and that's it.
Speaker 2:Yeah, i have Snapchat and you three and switch are my four streaks, the only four streaks I've ever had on Snapchat, that's fair.
Speaker 3:It's just because we send pictures of our nipples every now, and then It started with me sending shower pics, i feel I think you're right, because you send them to everyone else And I was like, why did I get to shower pics? No, it's just like. I fucking know you had a Snapchat.
Speaker 5:That sounds right.
Speaker 3:Yeah, and make you was like you write, you write, You write, you write, you write, you absolutely read. I wasn't like explicitly not sending you shower pics. It was just I didn't know how to send you shower pics.
Speaker 5:Right.
Speaker 3:Also, if you guys want shower pics, tweet Kodur Koko and give me your snap and I will take a shower.
Speaker 1:Koko white tee. Yeah, shower pics with.
Speaker 3:Koko Yeah, shower pics with Koko, and if you want to like come in person to take shower pics, i'm down for that too. We'll just have to work something out in DM.
Speaker 2:As long as there is prior gas approval. I mean we're going to make this like fucking money Yeah this is going on, the only pants.
Speaker 1:What are you talking about? All right, yeah, i think.
Speaker 3:I think if I was, able to pull in like 50 bucks for a shower picture with somebody. Gas would be like fuck it, Fuck it. I'll allow it, I'll allow it.
Speaker 5:What are we going to do, this nutting line thing? I?
Speaker 3:don't know When are you and I going to play out last trials?
Speaker 1:I think we need to figure out a like time to record that.
Speaker 3:I think you need to figure out time to be a man and actually play the game.
Speaker 1:Oh wow, Oh, my shit on your face, Oh do it.
Speaker 6:Itch you won't.
Speaker 3:I've got a really good idea. Oh, do it Itch.
Speaker 1:You won't, i don't guess where's going the fucking.
Speaker 5:only fans bitch Hey poop, that's a whole new mark. Oh, fucking fine.
Speaker 3:And then my it sounded like it's. It sounded so bad. It sounded like you fucking unplugged the mic a little bit and plugged it back in and got fucking static. I bet you that's not even going to sound anywhere. You know what you think, instead of like a recording.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's what you guys remember. One switch just like shit himself. I wasn't.
Speaker 3:Yes, oh my God. And then, like five minutes after that, i'll be right back. You didn't speak up about it either.
Speaker 5:Yeah.
Speaker 5:And we're just like we're all dying laugh and we're like, all right, who fucking did it? And he was not admitting to it And I was finally like we're all friends here. If you can be honest with your friends, who can you be honest with? And so it just like I'm going to be us. Okay, it was me, and I didn't think it was going to make a noise And I just stood up and parted because I needed to and I didn't think about it And I even realized it came through the mic until everybody started laughing.
Speaker 3:Was it one of those? times where like, as he started laughing, it started going.
Speaker 5:No, he didn't laugh at all. It was just like yeah, it was just like full on long ass parts. Sounded like an elephant, like it's not like maybe elephant?
Speaker 1:Let me hit strong.
Speaker 5:That was the description I used for it. To explain it initially. It was like it sounded like baby elephant. It was just like it was fucking hilarious.
Speaker 3:We're crying, laughing here for that, because that was funny as shit I had.
Speaker 5:Oh dude.
Speaker 3:I did one of the farts and like remember that I don't know what the third shop that I would, that I took a picture of the D&D room and sent it to you guys.
Speaker 1:Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Yeah Yeah, I 100% in one of those rooms is like I got a fucking fart and I went into one of those rooms just away from all the people.
Speaker 3:I just went like it was super fucking loud, but like it went for so long and it was so loud that as it started going it was like Because I started laughing and it started changing the pressure of the farts. You ever have farts like that, where you're like farting and it catches you off guard and you start laughing at your own fart and it makes it sound like an engine.
Speaker 6:There's gas was like, as looked at me.
Speaker 3:She just goes. Oh my God, we're in public And I went, so it's funny.
Speaker 5:There was one morning when old ex lived with me. She was getting ready in the morning and I thought she had already left for work And I started farting and it was legit, no lie, like a 30 second fart just going. And the only reason I broke it off is because I started laughing because I was like how am I farting this long? And I just hear her from the bathroom. After I started giggling She goes are you fucking serious right now? I was like I didn't know you were here still.
Speaker 3:It's my house though. Yeah, get out.
Speaker 5:It happened later. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3:Oh man.
Speaker 1:Everyone, we were funny.
Speaker 5:I'm still our friend when Well.
Speaker 3:Hey E Yeah. Why are you so fucking handsome?
Speaker 1:Uh, debatable. I feel like that is up for debate.
Speaker 6:Also I think it was funny yesterday that Shannon was like a chance form on the podcast.
Speaker 5:We'll debate it.
Speaker 3:I think it was funny the other day that he was in my chat and he was just like Shannon's, like what is this? Cocoa and gas not coming to fucking Gen Con? and he's like maybe not because I didn't let them know. That's like. I mean I'll probably buy two tickets and, worst case, i just have to find somebody to go if gas can't make it that weekend.
Speaker 1:And I'll tell you, i think the only people I brought it up to was just Miles and Zeno, because we were in a joystick channel. I was like, yeah, i think thinking about going to this.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I just can't afford the tickets.
Speaker 1:Yeah, they are pricey. I mean, I'm going to buy two and, like you know, and I was just trying to look at hotels and most of them are already booked out. So we're like, really this far in advanced.
Speaker 3:I'm just going to, i'm just going to share a hotel room with you if it's got two beds. That's right, if you haven't booked out and we'll just split the cost across four people.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'll bring that up to Shannon tomorrow because we're looking at hotels tomorrow.
Speaker 3:Yeah, because it probably make more sense. If me and Gaz are going, or if me and Zeno are going, we can share a bed. We're men.
Speaker 1:I slept with you. We did.
Speaker 3:I mean we also say how much money on a fucking hotel room? Like fuck, fucking hotels are expensive.
Speaker 2:You guys had to deal with Zeno's wrong. She shits, how was that?
Speaker 1:Oh my God, i was fucking worse.
Speaker 5:I warned you I was about to blow that shit up.
Speaker 1:And I thought you were just messing, but no, you were being honest 100% like something died.
Speaker 2:Well, I think I thought it was fucking died.
Speaker 3:I think I farted right after that, though, too, you did. And like basically made it worse The whole room was toxic because my father fucking had to leave.
Speaker 1:We had to go to the miles.
Speaker 3:It's because it smelled that bad. Yeah, it smelled like legit ass.
Speaker 5:Yeah, it was rough So beyond ass, dude.
Speaker 1:Yeah, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2:When Zeno lived together at Zeno's place we'd get home from work and someone would shit downstairs and someone would shit upstairs. I remember there was a day where I shit upstairs and he shit downstairs and like I came out and he wasn't done yet. So I go and walk into the kitchen to like go yell down the stairs so he can hear me, And I made it like almost the stairs. Like midway through the kitchen I began gagging because the smell had creeped up like through one room up the stairs and all the way into the kitchen And it was like a fucking raccoon crawl inside of his ass and died. He shit it out. I can't even argue.
Speaker 5:I can't even argue any of it Like that is 100% a true story.
Speaker 3:Oh, my God.
Speaker 2:Started gagging like had to go out the front door like smoke a cigarette outside.
Speaker 3:AI is going to come up with this section of the podcast.
Speaker 6:Man talk about poop.
Speaker 3:It didn't get done last week.
Speaker 4:We normally do talk about poop.
Speaker 3:It does a transcript as well. So like technically, it might not be 100% right, i'm not going back and fixing an hour to fucking half of audio transcript, but our podcast is now more accessible.
Speaker 1:We look at ADHD after dark be more progressive.
Speaker 6:Yeah.
Speaker 1:I would say there we go.
Speaker 3:God damn it. We were just being progressive.
Speaker 5:This is never going to be off the ground. They just laugh.
Speaker 3:I wonder if people are actually going to believe that? you're just racist, or are they going to realize it's that time I'm?
Speaker 2:not even going to realize this Outside of my work and shit. they're going to fucking hunt me down. Pride investigators.
Speaker 3:You're going to be on. goddamn, you guys are piece of shit. You're going to be on fucking Dateline.
Speaker 1:Have a seat. Have a seat right over here.
Speaker 2:You're racist. No, you're racist, no. Play me a clip of me being racist. It's just all the sounds you guys Yeah exactly.
Speaker 6:It's just that.
Speaker 3:Do you?
Speaker 2:have any comment on this Yeah, it's fucking sour.
Speaker 3:Fuckin' sour.
Speaker 4:Shit.
Speaker 3:It's so fucking stupid.
Speaker 1:You know, I've never seen.
Speaker 5:Inception I've never seen Inception either.
Speaker 3:I've never either, but the sound effect is amazing.
Speaker 5:I expected you to use the sound effect after we both said we had never seen Inception. All right, so late now.
Speaker 3:My brain's not that quick.
Speaker 2:You blew it, i was drinking.
Speaker 5:You had one job. I tell him.
Speaker 1:What is that? You fucked it up.
Speaker 5:Right now. Now it's like you're fighting a fucking jerk it after the boner is gone and you're just mashing it now. You're just mashing just a limp dick right now. That's what's happening.
Speaker 1:We've lost every listener at this point Have we? Farah is probably still listening.
Speaker 3:Farah is probably still listening.
Speaker 5:Shout out to you, Farah.
Speaker 1:We love you.
Speaker 5:Farah.
Speaker 3:I miss you. I miss Farah too.
Speaker 5:I miss him streaming. I just miss his face. He's cute.
Speaker 3:I miss his ASMR. That was the best. He probably hates that.
Speaker 5:That's the thing that he is remembering, i would cry laughing watching his ASMR. Absolutely.
Speaker 3:We all did.
Speaker 5:It was funny shit It was funny shit.
Speaker 2:Funny story There were some lines painted at work. Today There's a bunch of wet yellow paint in the shop. I think everybody stepped in it at one point. I still have it. I did more than once.
Speaker 6:I was working on that truck right there where he was painting. I did not want to step in it. I was told only that a low demos company backyard workforce manufactured trees for we literally.
Speaker 2:And you go, i'll bring three Upon One cars. Man, yeah, Yeah, thanks, thanks. Oh, is it you?
Speaker 5:Yeah, it is. Oh, look at that sucky squee Oh.
Speaker 1:Wow, that just happened so quickly Yeah.
Speaker 3:Well, it's because I can hit all the soundboard buttons at the same time.
Speaker 1:Because your mom can. Uh, he's pulling his head. That's my sucky squee Oh, Did you? guys know, coco's mom is on TikTok.
Speaker 5:Go, did not know that.
Speaker 3:I think everybody's on TikTok It was just weird, Like as a creator.
Speaker 1:Yeah, like I was going through my 4U page and suddenly-.
Speaker 2:Yeah, the user name is Dami Guilfmami.
Speaker 1:Well, i'm not gonna say user name, because that would then dox Coco, because it's her name.
Speaker 3:Yeah, yeah, she doesn't. uh, she's not the fucking smartest person online. and then she wonders how fucking her husband has identity theft issues.
Speaker 1:But uh, yeah, i was just scrolling through and I was like, huh, That woman looks really familiar. Oh, that kind of looks like Coco's sister. Oh, that is Coco's sister.
Speaker 2:Ooh.
Speaker 1:Interesting. So yeah, i was very surprised that popped up on my FYP, but it's probably just because, i don't know, the internet's weird and stalks you and takes your information.
Speaker 5:Yeah obviously into milfs.
Speaker 3:You want to hear what's really fucking wild, as shit Me and my longest mod on my Twitch channel had never We don't really have any links in common on Facebook And for the first time the other day it suggested me as a friend to him on Facebook And like we're not even sure how it figured it out Because, like we're not linked at all by anything on Facebook, meaning somehow through like third-party apps and services, it made a link between us. Fucking weird That is very weird.
Speaker 1:yeah, i guess that's probably what TikTok did with me to connect me to your mom. It was probably like, oh, they're friends here and here.
Speaker 3:so Well, actually I'm friends with her on TikTok.
Speaker 1:Oh, that's probably why, ooh.
Speaker 3:So you're already even closer than that than me and my mod on Facebook. True, like I don't know how it figured out us Technology's fucking wild Magic.
Speaker 1:Black magic. You can't say that.
Speaker 2:Voodoo magic.
Speaker 1:Voodoo magic. Voodoo magic, yeah, dark Voodoo magic.
Speaker 3:Are we doing stuff on Monday for Game Boat?
Speaker 6:Uh.
Speaker 3:I'm saying we probably should just finish Unraveled, because I think we are almost done.
Speaker 1:Yeah, we're almost done. We might as well.
Speaker 6:That's a good game.
Speaker 1:It is. it's a fun game. We've played it And I have fun with it. I never played the first one, but we've been playing Unraveled too and it's a fun little puzzle game. It's pretty challenging in some spots.
Speaker 3:Yeah, I really feel like It's a fun little puzzle game. I really feel like you don't need to play the first one to have any understanding of the second one.
Speaker 1:You don't Like I get. it's technically a direct sequel, but from my understanding is you do not need to know anything of the first game for this one.
Speaker 3:I don't even know what's going on in this one.
Speaker 1:Uh, some runaways are running away Besides, like they're just running away.
Speaker 3:Yeah, Like the story is so generic.
Speaker 1:And it's, i guess, meant to be kind of broad, and you make your own interpretations to a point.
Speaker 3:Yeah, they're breaking out of prison.
Speaker 1:Or there are orphans or something I don't know.
Speaker 3:No, that's My guess is they're orphans. It's us before a way out. Yes, go check out the. Game Boat on Monday Uh June, the 5th 2023, at 6 o'clock-ish central-ish.
Speaker 2:Or so.
Speaker 3:Yeah or so, Where it'll take us 30 minutes to start the stream because the game won't launch.
Speaker 1:Ha, ha ha. If, for whatever reason, whenever Coco and I try anything Game Boat related, it just never works.
Speaker 3:It's because we play indie games. There's another one we have, but who?
Speaker 1:Well, okay, unraveled is not a good idea. Unraveled's AAA.
Speaker 3:Is it AAA? It's only published by EA. Yeah, that's. Yeah, it's EA.
Speaker 1:So yeah, i don't know why that one just doesn't like us. I think EA's moved down to fucking.
Speaker 3:I don't think EA's are AAA Studio anymore, it's fucking AA. It's been downgraded.
Speaker 1:Oh, they got demoted.
Speaker 3:I'm demoting them.
Speaker 1:You're demoting them. I need to. I need to catch that Coco has now.
Speaker 2:I am the captain now. Look at me, look at me. I'm the captain now There's another tie is here Do we try to finish our adventures in the Owenverse. Will that ever be a thing again? I don't know.
Speaker 3:You want to bring up the spreadsheet. Where will we at What happened last?
Speaker 2:I got someone pregnant? We're going to the. You got somebody pregnant, we're going to the bleeding eye statue Yes, but I guess that means that Wouldn't that be a good idea, wouldn't that?
Speaker 1:mean that Ty have to make his own.
Speaker 3:Ty's the dog. Remember we said this a long time ago. Oh yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1:Ty's the dog, so he's Marley.
Speaker 2:So I guess I'd have to give Marley stats I feel like I'd give Marley stats Ty, if you don't kick it in or hump everything to the table, you're not doing the world justice.
Speaker 6:Hey guy, what did I tell you when he asked me about this first time? That you definitely wanted to be the dog, Yeah, and that Because you guys were in a car full of hookers or some shit.
Speaker 1:I was the car.
Speaker 3:I was the car And I abducted the hookers and the dog.
Speaker 6:Yeah, i asked him. Do I get to get the hookers pregnant?
Speaker 2:That's the dog.
Speaker 5:He's asking the real questions here.
Speaker 3:It sounds like a Rick and Morty episode now.
Speaker 6:I like that show.
Speaker 3:Ever seen that show. Where they were talking about fucking, where the dog came sent to you with the fucking helmet, snowball.
Speaker 6:I hated that.
Speaker 3:Where are my balls, Jerry? What'd you do with my balls, Jerry? Oh a summer, Oh a summer, Fucking old summer.
Speaker 2:The Slut Dragons is one of my favorites Slut.
Speaker 3:Take off your pants and shit on the floor.
Speaker 4:Tense.
Speaker 3:Old.
Speaker 2:Slut Dragon orgy of Sluts to some of the all-knowing Phoenix Slut Dragon.
Speaker 1:What.
Speaker 2:Everyone starts coming as they're fucking floating in the air.
Speaker 1:The charges against Justin Rowling got dropped, but at the same time it's just like I just don't know if I can go back to Rick and Morty.
Speaker 5:Were.
Speaker 1:they dropped because It was like domestic abuse and false imprisonment.
Speaker 3:So why were they dropped?
Speaker 1:There wasn't enough hard evidence And he's just like oh yeah, the only reason I got fired from Rick and Morty and all these other things that I created was because of cancel culture. And yeah, you're called out for doing something shitty and have that charge against you. You kind of have a negative thing towards you. But, what if?
Speaker 3:he actually didn't do it.
Speaker 1:If he actually didn't do it, then I can understand his side.
Speaker 3:I'm going to play Devil's Advocate here. Technically, he hasn't been through a trial And people before he, as soon as the charges were brought on, people were canceling him.
Speaker 2:It's just like they did, johnny Depp.
Speaker 3:Johnny Depp got screwed for no fucking reason Yeah, he got shit on dude, but I'm all against the whole thing of well, let it play out in the fucking court system first, before everybody goes oh my god.
Speaker 5:And he's innocent and so proven guilty.
Speaker 3:I'm not saying he's still not a piece of shit, i'm just saying I fucking hate the whole fucking. Oh, he got domestic abuse charges on him. He's an asshole not considering that people will file false charges a lot of times to fucking swindle money out of somebody.
Speaker 1:So can I just say that the fan base for Rick and Morty is one of the worst fan bases, have you seen?
Speaker 2:the show I could imagine, it's a cesspool.
Speaker 3:Do you remember whenever they fucking came back with Seshwan Sauce and McDonald's And when they ran out at. Sub-McDonald's. they were fucking Rick and Morty fans standing on top of the case. Why are you eating On the cash register, riding and fucking throwing stuff over?
Speaker 5:Wubba-wubba-wubba-wubba-wubba-wubba-wubba.
Speaker 3:As they kick the fucking cash register into the fucking workers face I'm sorry, but fuck you. You're a piece of shit. I never knew that happened.
Speaker 2:You didn't know that. They were just like.
Speaker 3:Wubba-wubba-wubba-wubba and fucking spring ketchup everywhere. It was fucking awful. I hate it. It was funny. I mean it's funny, but likein hindsight, but like at the time I was like God damn it. Why would you do Like these people are just trying to fucking work? Could you imagine if, like, put yourself in like the workers shoe?
Speaker 2:Could you imagine if somebody came in fucking like what ass naked screaming fucking screaming picking pickle Rick I'd pickle Rick.
Speaker 3:and fucking throwing pickles everywhere, jumping over the counter and fucking kicking the register, fucking screaming Wubba-wubba-wubba-wubba-wubba, while you're sitting there trying to do your job And then, after everybody leaves, you're the one that has to clean up, and if you don't do it in time, you get fired.
Speaker 5:I guess, that would be annoying.
Speaker 1:I just put it in the ADHD after dark?
Speaker 3:yeah, Rick and Morty fans I would say be better, but I don't think you can get better.
Speaker 6:There's no way I can.
Speaker 1:Do you remember when Soulja Boy made them a song? He made Rick and Morty a song And it literally just goes Rick, rick, rick and Morty Rick, rick like the first minute of the song.
Speaker 3:How much did he make on that song? I bet you he made a lot of money because it was Soulja.
Speaker 1:Boy More than I could ever make. I don't even think Rick and or not Rick and Morty. Goodness Soulja Boy has like any talent anymore.
Speaker 3:Did he really have talent to begin with? He?
Speaker 1:tried selling AliExpress Android game consoles as his own and skyrocketing the price like 300%. He's gonna buy that A lot of people did because it had his name on it.
Speaker 3:You guys smoke too much weed.
Speaker 1:There you go. So there's the actual Rick and Morty song. I kid you not, it's just like the first minute him just going Rick, rick and Morty, rick, rick, rick and Morty.
Speaker 3:Sounds like he just took a line out of a fucking show. Is just like And do you?
Speaker 1:know what's funny Is, in that thumbnail I just posted, morty is holding one of the fake game consoles that I've ever made Fake game consoles that he was trying to sell.
Speaker 3:He is. That's fucking hilarious, don't worry about why, though. Why not? True, soulja Boy, if you ever listen to this podcast, you're a piece of shit.
Speaker 1:So that what Morty's holding right there is called the Soulja Boy game. What, yeah, the TRDR pocket is what it's called.
Speaker 3:I bet you wanted to call it the R2-D2 and Disney would let them do it.
Speaker 1:Knowing Soulja Boy probably, But you can buy it at Walmart right now for like $400. What does it play? I'm going to assume it's an Android emulator.
Speaker 2:Interesting.
Speaker 1:You guys keep talking. I can look more into this. Oh wait hold on It plays stuff on the Google Play Store. So it is an Android emulator Games such as quote, call of Duty, lego, star Wars, asphalt 9, marvel, future Fight, disney Plus and Microsoft Suite Period. Yeah, it's just, it's a cell phone that focuses on games, that's it.
Speaker 3:Can we? talk about how this just looks like a fucking Sony Walkman. It kind of does You know. It's also really fucking funny. There's a PSP for sale right next to these things.
Speaker 1:Oh, i'm at store, page Yes.
Speaker 3:For forty one, fifty one fucking dollars. Sure, it's rated like garbage, but I bet you it's better than the soldier boy fucking thing, even though the soldier boy ones look like it has fake ratings.
Speaker 1:Oh, i would almost guarantee. I'm looking at their Twitter right now. I'll drop it in the A link here for you, boop, and if you look through it's just Like they're retweeting people. But if you click on those person like, one of the first people I see is called the Kilo the influencer, this Kilo the influencer.
Speaker 5:Sounds legit.
Speaker 1:But all this person does is just like shows off like canvases, like stuff that they bought, bro. this one of their most recent tweets was hey, stoner, i'm rickin. And then like for blowing out emojis bro, this plastic on this.
Speaker 3:The plastic on this device looks cheaper than the fucking Game Boy Color plastic.
Speaker 1:I feel like if I held that in my hands it would break. Oh, oh, you got to take a look at this frame rate in this one tweet that they have for Lego Star Wars, with one like on it, and I'm pretty sure it's by Kilo. Where is it at? How I'm dropping in the chat right now.
Speaker 3:Oh, thank you for. Oh, my God, that's awful.
Speaker 1:It's a game, rate is a bismol.
Speaker 3:That's a gift. Maybe they fucking messed up on the gift, because if you look at the way the camera is moving, Well, here's looks like the grand theft out of three, and that's not a gift, that's video. That was very loud.
Speaker 1:Extremely. I had to turn that shit down. That's why I was kind of yelling there.
Speaker 3:I'm sorry audio listeners, i didn't realize it was going to be that loud Bro. I fucking hate Soldier Boy now.
Speaker 1:I've hated him for a while, and I forgot he was a.
Speaker 3:Thing.
Speaker 1:Honestly, he lives in the back. You know what?
Speaker 3:else is really funny for somebody who wanted to come on the podcast and talk smack, you're really fucking quiet.
Speaker 6:I was playing a game earlier and OK, Zeno 2.0.
Speaker 2:Coming from our last trials over here.
Speaker 1:Hey, look, at least I came back in the last 30 minutes and carried this fucking podcast.
Speaker 3:Mr Who keeps saying I'm not fucking funny.
Speaker 1:but I'm not.
Speaker 2:It's fine without you.
Speaker 1:Did you guys hear about the two guys who got a job on Amazon to steal games of Tears of the Kingdom? Wait, what? No? Yeah, so there was two guys in Japan and they were like I want to say like late teenage, early 20s is what I heard And they came up with these separate schemes to get a free copy of the Legend of Zelda Tears of the Kingdom and they got contract jobs at Amazon, only to stop coming to work after they stole copies of the game.
Speaker 5:Just like one single copy each.
Speaker 1:I believe so from from what the articles I've been saying. They're like a copy for themselves and then stopped.
Speaker 2:Hey man, you want to save some couple bucks? I have this laugh We're not enough To get hired in Amazon for like six weeks so we can steal these games.
Speaker 3:That is ridiculous. No, it's really funny. I bet you, before they could have stole the game, they made enough money to be able to buy the game.
Speaker 1:They could have bought the game.
Speaker 5:Oh yeah, 100 percent, Could have just quit the job Yeah you could have that point.
Speaker 3:You could have bought it and then fucking ordered it and then quit Instead. now you're being investigated. Oh, people are stupid.
Speaker 1:They are very much so Yeah.
Speaker 6:They're really smart.
Speaker 2:They would have stayed, bought the game, bought the game, then injured themselves on the clock and got work. It's kind of like paid to go play the game at home.
Speaker 1:They have workers comp in Japan.
Speaker 3:Probably not. You know what? Let's look it up. Does Japan have workers comp?
Speaker 1:OK, Coco's already on it.
Speaker 3:OK, it's like Ignite mandatory employee benefits Japan include retirement, several types of disability pensions, workers compensation and unemployment Employment Insurance, health care, long term care, paid leaves and contribution to the longevity health care system.
Speaker 1:So yes, i guess is over learning here.
Speaker 3:Yes, probably works better than America's.
Speaker 6:Most likely.
Speaker 3:I don't know. This is from Wikipedia. That's a very reliable source, Honestly, God, it really is nowadays. I don't know why everybody was so against it. Earlier, Like in school, they were like you can't use Wikipedia as a source And I'm like why fucking? Well, it was because when it first started, anybody could edit it.
Speaker 1:Still anybody could edit it. But it's to the point that it's so kept up to now that when I tell my students to write an essay, i'm like do me the favor, just because I know my bosses are telling me to tell you this. But if you quote something from there, there's normally a little like footnote next to it. I need you guys to click that, see where they got their information from, make sure that that's legit and then use that for your bibliography.
Speaker 5:Sounds fair. I mean, I still write. That's exactly what I did for the book that I read stuff.
Speaker 6:I would just pull all the information off of Wikipedia and then,
Speaker 3:pull some of the sources from down below And put that on my paper. It seemed to work. That's fair. It probably wasn't even the right source. Teacher didn't check it.
Speaker 2:I'm Back.
Speaker 3:Back, back, back. Oh, oh oh. I'm about to go down the top of the bell and get me a wall. Oh, oh oh oh, Oh dammit.
Speaker 5:Now I want Taco Bell. We got it. Dang it, Bobby.
Speaker 2:I got it for lunch And I actually got my Um um twisted cinnamon.
Speaker 3:Gav's got this like nacho fries with chicken on it? Yeah, and she said it was delicious. Just pass that on to you.
Speaker 2:I had a beefy five layer and a hard shell taco. I think that's why you're starting.
Speaker 1:Yeah, that couple Oh my.
Speaker 3:God, that's amazing. So let me just, let me just put it in perspective for you. This is, this is what Pride Month right? Yes, it is Pride Month now, so Operating.
Speaker 1:They're gay and everything else in the LGBTQIA. Plus happy Pride Month, but also fuck you for listening to this podcast. What are you doing? You could be doing better stuff. You were just going to be doing here for a second.
Speaker 3:I was very confused I don't know I was very confused, but but for those listeners I he just sent me a picture of offer, or he sent me operas GX's Twitter and official Twitter the official Twitter And I feel like you know companies that just kind of changed their profile picture to you know just the rainbow version of their, their colors.
Speaker 3:They're just kind of suck ups and they're not like, they're not genuine about it. Operas GX took this a bit further. They made their logo, they made, like the majority parts of it transparent and the image behind them is two fucking black guys kissing Like yeah this is the kind of fucking Pride Month imagery we need on corporate accounts Yes, corporate account.
Speaker 5:You're gonna offend the Bud Light haters.
Speaker 3:The Bud Light haters. I mean they're all fucking racist, homophobic assholes.
Speaker 5:The whole campaign against us absolutely ridiculous.
Speaker 3:Okay, my ears are bleeding from that one. What are?
Speaker 5:you sure I was fucked up. You do drink Bud Light, don't you? He does, Are you used to? Oh, this is like man now right?
Speaker 2:No, it's course like sucks dick dude, that's. They all sucked every light beer other than dosakis. I don't know if you'd call that a nightmare, but dosakis Fucks.
Speaker 5:What about, like Stella? You ever had Stella. I haven't like I don't know, i don't fucking know, and I don't care, stella's okay, i don't like Stella, it's not bad.
Speaker 2:It's like I'll drink it, but I had a maybe it's because I was on the beach on vacation but I had a fucking dosakis dude and I was like this kicks ass.
Speaker 3:I all I can remember about dosakis is the fucking commercials where it's like the fucking most interesting man in the world.
Speaker 2:The interesting man in the fucking world, dude with the perfect silver fox facial hair, like yeah.
Speaker 5:I hope I have silver fox hair like that Right To you already have fox in your name in some instances.
Speaker 3:Right, you do, you're also pretty foxy when you say you made content besides this.
Speaker 5:Yeah, I do remember that.
Speaker 3:Those are good times I missed the was a fun time.
Speaker 5:One day we'll get back to it, maybe.
Speaker 3:I missed the bang wars that we used to have.
Speaker 5:Yeah, it was fun stuff back in the early days.
Speaker 3:back in the early days, back in my day. We had to walk uphill both ways to school.
Speaker 1:Remember when murky wasn't racist? No, I do No.
Speaker 2:I remember one week Fuck you.
Speaker 5:I didn't know. murky was racist, fuck you.
Speaker 3:Remember when murky was racist, wasn't racist. No.
Speaker 2:I remember when I broke my shoulder at Zeno's and fucking couldn't do Dude, you got a piece of shit murky Yeah.
Speaker 4:Tom, Oh, hey say.
Speaker 1:Fucking loser, you can't be racist and go to hell.
Speaker 4:You're going to go to racist, hell Racist.
Speaker 1:Okay, saying so, you're telling us they're a very specific racist.
Speaker 4:Who's playing? the in session is out. Coco's doing that.
Speaker 1:Coco is on side, it's me Coco.
Speaker 4:Oh fuck you Your piece of shit. Yeah, and murky, you're a racist. Did you know that?
Speaker 1:Your mom is very disappointed in you Oh damn.
Speaker 6:That's fucked up.
Speaker 4:Also, if you ever heard the song Scotty doesn't know, yes, you're on the other end of that phone call right now, so I was being cut by a guy.
Speaker 2:Yes, you're being cut by Satan.
Speaker 4:Satan specifically.
Speaker 1:Who are you fucking? Who do you think?
Speaker 4:Doing your mom, doing your mom. It's fucked up, satan.
Speaker 5:Do you have television down there?
Speaker 2:Why are you having better things to do than being on this podcast and talking about fucking my mom?
Speaker 4:Because I'm also talking to everybody else at the same time, trying to get them all good at hell, do you delegate all your work?
Speaker 2:to the demons? Yeah, for the most part. Every now and then I want to have some fun, though, so you're lazy.
Speaker 4:I'm like fucking Santa Claus I don't make my own toys.
Speaker 2:I work once a year, man, that's fair. How's your relationship with the Easter Bunny? The Easter Bunny.
Speaker 4:Well, i don't know, i kind of hate him, but he also is like a detractor from the real reason of Easter by giving out eggs, and he gives me a good chocolate one every now and then.
Speaker 5:Nice, it's nice.
Speaker 4:Yeah, very cool, very cool. His chocolate bunnies are great tasting too.
Speaker 5:So why do you say that?
Speaker 4:Where's Ty? I don't know, because it's Easter Fucking hate Easter.
Speaker 2:Where's Ty?
Speaker 4:going Where's Ty going Where everybody else is going to fucking hell.
Speaker 2:Oh, any sins, in particular that like are bringing him down there.
Speaker 4:Being friends with you. Oh fuck, That's right.
Speaker 2:Guilty by association Yeah.
Speaker 4:It's racist.
Speaker 2:Damn it, that's true.
Speaker 4:It rubs off on everybody else.
Speaker 5:Oh shit, That's why we're all going to hell too, right? No, you're on this podcast. That makes sense.
Speaker 4:It checks out, saying Yeah, it does All right, i got, i got to go fucking it. We're going to go back, all right, goodbye guys. Bye, bye.
Speaker 5:Bye Satan.
Speaker 4:That's so fucking cool, that is cool.
Speaker 3:That was the wonderful Satan. We haven't heard from him in a while.
Speaker 5:Yeah, it's been a minute Good to hear from you.
Speaker 3:Oh my God. Remember whenever we had God on the podcast, he just gave up on us.
Speaker 5:As he should.
Speaker 3:Yes, he should. Oh, I don't know what else What?
Speaker 2:Like he's a cocksucker.
Speaker 3:I think we established that Satan's just like the cool kid and God's like the fucking pent-up nerd, or something like that, i can't remember what we described him as. Stuck up, bitch That sounds right That sounds right. Yeah, my mother's a listen to the podcast. She'd fucking be so upset with me.
Speaker 6:You can't slice that into your names and.
Speaker 3:Vaan.
Speaker 2:Hey Ty, did you know that time is actually just movement and fucking bang?
Speaker 3:And then the, and then the time. And then Bro, that was, that was the best description.
Speaker 2:Do you think we could go back in time?
Speaker 3:there's no fucking time, and when you move through space, the time happens, and then and then the people form oh My god, what is time? What is time, baby, don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.
Speaker 2:You should have went with, if I could turn back.
Speaker 5:If I.
Speaker 2:I Take back all the words that I heard you and you. Don't know why I did the things.
Speaker 3:I need keep going murky, get us a copyright strike.
Speaker 2:Feel like I'm in the back of my mom's car. I was like a listening to.
Speaker 3:It's good thing you said to you when you were a because I was about to say you can't be in the back of your mom's car- Delilah after dark boom.
Speaker 5:I remember listening to that when I worked at Dairy Queen Because we had to listen to sunny 101.5.
Speaker 1:I'm a very radio station. Yeah, i.
Speaker 3:After dark's cooler Why? are you, we fuck you.
Speaker 2:Whoever you are, hope you have a great night and we love you and you're loved and Whatever you did. that's super fucked up. Is it actually that fucked up?
Speaker 5:It's not bad. Yeah, it's pretty fucked up though.
Speaker 2:We know you. You beat your dick at your grandmother's house and her bathroom when you've been there for too long. But that's okay, because this is Delilah after dark, hmm, i.
Speaker 1:Really tie Austin beats his dick.
Speaker 3:He sounds like a guy who would how often do you beat your dick tie?
Speaker 6:Whenever. I ask your old friend that she don't put out.
Speaker 2:Every day, all the time, yeah oh no, it's completely backwards. You just don't. You're laying it down, guys, just laying it up, you know? oh, she's 12 years younger than me.
Speaker 6:Oh yeah, 37.
Speaker 5:Get the fuck out of here, no fucking way that's serious.
Speaker 3:Wow, you can still get it up. I can't wait till I'm 32 and my fucking flaccid dick becomes an innie.
Speaker 1:I'm 33 and I'm at least static. This motherfucker.
Speaker 3:The other fucking day he sends me a goddamn message Asking me to find him an impossible ass for a computer. He's like find me a laptop that could game and edit for fucking under $500. Oh, by the way, i also know I'm rambling. Also, i got laid so high five and then I was like bro, you're fucking drunk, he's shit.
Speaker 1:I was not in a good state of mind. It was hilarious, Shannon.
Speaker 3:I hope you understand that it was hilarious.
Speaker 1:Oh, she probably did not get to this point in the podcast. I'm gonna tell her next time.
Speaker 3:I see I'm a teller. Did you know that I know exactly one day when you had sex.
Speaker 6:He said hi five.
Speaker 3:And then I'm gonna put my hand on their shoulder and I'm gonna be like thank you for taking care of my boy.
Speaker 5:Thanks for giving me the night off.
Speaker 3:Yeah, that's the best fucking sound alert ever, besides also the fucking, oh my god, that that plays so often on my stream. Now everybody's like it's fucking perfect. I'm like I didn't. I'm so happy I was recording, i was streaming when switch did that?
Speaker 5:Yeah, that was super fucking funny, it was super good.
Speaker 3:I turned around and the fucking mosquito. We were like it's a fucking hornet run.
Speaker 5:Yeah, it looked like a fucking hornet or something.
Speaker 3:It was huge.
Speaker 5:We had no idea. Yeah, it was a bitch, was flying around super fast.
Speaker 2:Oh, so I almost dropped my phone and work today. I was watching a video.
Speaker 3:He's not just.
Speaker 2:This guy's way up in one of the trees and there's an infected wolf spider way down in the ground.
Speaker 3:Fucking scare you when you were watching it on your phone.
Speaker 2:So he whips across Bolt and hits it and it turns around, looks at him and then it disappears and it reappears right in his face.
Speaker 3:He's and fucking attack you want it was this. Is this a reenactment of how it was? mark, he's just watching this. He goes.
Speaker 2:Yeah, i was like right here and I was watching it and it disappeared. I go, oh, and then repair.
Speaker 6:Then he ran out where to show me yeah, it was less scared you because you heard him scream from the other room like a much.
Speaker 3:Do you know who's streaming right now on YouTube Some tears of the kingdom. It is miles.
Speaker 5:You mean G milley, he.
Speaker 3:Way Right now. People didn't know the association until you guys, even though we fucked up seven other podcasts.
Speaker 6:Whatever?
Speaker 3:People are dumb. If you're watching this at this point, wait watching listening.
Speaker 2:I watch with my ears and my day you can.
Speaker 3:Do you read a book, do you read an audiobook or do you listen to an audiobook?
Speaker 1:Have you still read the book, or no, i guess you listen to the book at that point, but you understand the plot and everything.
Speaker 3:Yeah, So if somebody asked you if you've read this book and you say no, and then you start talking about the plot, they're gonna be very confused, right?
Speaker 2:I mean they can visualize it as just for very handsome bearded men all Discussing very serious and sexy topics with each other. I think Zeta with the beard, now I mean I'm Nice.
Speaker 3:Why don't you keep? why don't you have that before?
Speaker 5:The beard? yeah, I just never patient enough to grow it in.
Speaker 2:Now now we stop caring about it. Have you hit the point?
Speaker 3:I have a beard.
Speaker 1:Because, I'm too lazy to currently shitting on ADHD after dark. In Miles's chat It was no, yeah, what's this happen? What's happening? Miles made reference that you know. Oh, you must be done with recording ADHD and All immediately went horrible. Podcast.
Speaker 3:Don't say anything bad because it's miles chat. Remember that. Oh, i just said, bro heart, all fight me. We're recording right now. We're taking this to Twitter Hashtag war. Okay, adhd after dark Twitter. I bet Hals lawn looks like shit Tweet. I need everybody to fucking like retweet that get it trending. Fuck you, you piece of shit. You're not even listening at this point You're getting a sale.
Speaker 6:I noticed it's like what do you know? because kids left them open.
Speaker 2:Your halls didn't respond. I.
Speaker 3:Okay, we're taking this to Twitter. Like and retweet from the game boat. I bet all that's lawn looks like shit. It's so subtle.
Speaker 2:Remember, oh my god, remember Game of Tears. Yeah, neither does anybody else.
Speaker 3:I do. I actually just deleted all the episodes off my hard drive not too long ago. I was the one that made that podcast lively. It would have been way worse if I wasn't there. You guys froze for like 10 seconds. You were the one that froze, you were.
Speaker 1:Ah, your mom was.
Speaker 3:I carried Game of Tears.
Speaker 2:Actually she turned, we had her.
Speaker 3:She was cremated, Your mom, yeah, did you see the TikTok video of the kid that you look at? cremation jokes, right now. I actually saw this on a TikTok I think gas was showing it to me But essentially there was a kid that was carrying, i guess, his grandmother's ashes, and I'm not sure if this was staged. It feels very staged, but I thought it was fucked up, even if it was staged, and he was carrying his grandmother's asses, ashes, jesus.
Speaker 2:I carry my grandmother's butt cheeks everywhere I go Fucking like, don't you?
Speaker 3:Merchies butt cheeks Heartless fuck. And then the fucking, the kid was really sad and the fucking parents were like hey, hey, buddy, we got you a puppy. And the kid goes puppy and fucking yeets grandma up into the air and she fucking hits the ground and fucking breaks everywhere. And the cameraman just goes grandma. No, i mean it feels very staged, but I'm like even so, that is so fucked up beyond belief, like if that was a real thing that happened, could you imagine?
Speaker 1:And it was raining outside.
Speaker 3:So grandma was washing away.
Speaker 5:Oh no, you're just not saving it either.
Speaker 2:And you know what would be super worse if the puppy then died like a week later from some disease.
Speaker 1:Oh my God, why would you say that?
Speaker 3:As he takes a fucking sip the most interesting man in the world That make it worse That make it worse. Merky, that's borderline racist And I didn't even have to censor you. What did you say? that the puppy?
Speaker 2:does.
Speaker 3:Yeah, you can kill puppies.
Speaker 2:I love. Oh, dude, they get what's the? god damn it. I can't remember the. I know if it's like a disease or what. What is the illness that like some like very young puppies? Parvo, yeah, yeah, parvo.
Speaker 3:Thank you. What the fuck is that? I need to know. This is what we're going to learn on the last Die.
Speaker 5:It's not so much that it's like an illness that only I believe it's just puppies can contract that and it's just completely random And it just makes them really lethargic and they don't want to eat or drink or anything like that. And puppies are obviously developing very rapidly at a young age, So it just like if they're not getting nutrients or anything like that, then obviously hinders their growth.
Speaker 2:So a majority of the time they end up.
Speaker 5:Yeah, it has a very high fatality rate.
Speaker 2:Yeah, that's the way I should have word. Very sad, okay, i smarted it up for you, and I love making jokes about sad things, so fucking.
Speaker 3:That's why you talk about your mom a lot Yeah.
Speaker 2:And that's the way I should. I mean, am I going to fucking cry about it fucking years later?
Speaker 3:Yeah, no.
Speaker 2:I mean, i, i maybe I do hear it again, but it's better to laugh at it. I'm going to cry about it, so that's the way I go about it.
Speaker 3:Yeah, My my, my grandma never could understand how I could get over my dad so quick And I'm like, well, he's dead. Yeah.
Speaker 2:So when life is one day, i will, one day I will grow old. If I'm, i don't even want to know, if I don't even know if it's lucky to fucking grow old and watch everybody you know and care about and love around you fucking die, i'm going to make you know.
Speaker 3:I'm going to make all of us live forever, because we all want to kill ourselves. But the ultimate pain is not being able to kill yourself.
Speaker 2:I'll dismember myself. I don't care.
Speaker 3:No, I'll make it.
Speaker 1:No, they would be like the steep shimmy rabbit and Igor.
Speaker 3:You're too smart for me. Oh, can you dumb that down a bit for me?
Speaker 1:The, the as.
Speaker 2:Patrick once said mayonnaise is an instrument All right.
Speaker 3:Mayonnaise is an instrument. Yeah, you need to dumb that down for me. What the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 1:Where's it? Hold on? It's from the movie Igor.
Speaker 3:The fuck is the movie Igor.
Speaker 1:Children Have, we have we not understood that?
Speaker 3:I have not watched the Emperor's new groove, so anything's on the table for what I haven't seen.
Speaker 2:You've never watched the Emperor's new group. No.
Speaker 1:That's not. Yeah, he plays a character called. He plays a character called scamper. And, by the way, we're going to force you to watch the Emperor's new groove because one of my favorite Disney movies That's the person we saw with Chris. But here you go, coco. So this is Steve Buscemi's character in a movie called Igor, and he's a rabbit that just cannot die. Pretty much, igor found out how to like create I forget what the term is where he just can't die. That's awful Gives it to a rabbit and all the rabbit wants to do is die. Oh, i mean, he's voiced by Steve Buscemi.
Speaker 2:Mr Meeseeks.
Speaker 3:Yeah.
Speaker 2:Yeah, Mr.
Speaker 3:Meeseeks dies very easy, unless you're Jerry.
Speaker 2:I just want to die, Jerry.
Speaker 3:What about your short game, jerry? I was. I was someone for a different purpose. Can you show me your short game? Oh my God, that whole episode was ridiculous. Don't ask for anything stupid. It was asking Summer was trying to get popular in school and Morty was trying to get A's in class and Jerry thought that was easy. And then, fucking, he asked I want to take two strokes off my golf game. Can't fix stupid.
Speaker 2:Oh, hello King.
Speaker 1:Hi King.
Speaker 4:Come here.
Speaker 3:Come here, chunky boy, you're a chunky boy.
Speaker 6:You're a chunky boy. Can we give him some powerful Oh?
Speaker 2:you fuck right off. All right, i was talking about dude, that's cat Fuck.
Speaker 6:You Did you see what.
Speaker 3:Hall's response was to our fucking, our fucking tweet.
Speaker 2:He said I'm a dumb punk bitch and you guys are way better than me.
Speaker 3:He says you're a liar and you smell like beef and cheese. I'm going to respond back as ADHD Yeah, the best two smells. Who the fuck did that?
Speaker 5:Train wreck Somebody dropped something.
Speaker 6:Yeah.
Speaker 1:What should we?
Speaker 3:respond back to Hall.
Speaker 1:What's our response? Damn it.
Speaker 2:I was going to say Rolf voice, right, you're on YouTube What Your fields are barren. What the fuck Your cows are skinny Okay.
Speaker 3:Okay, i understand the Rolf voice part, but what was the rest of that? I figured I'd use the Rolf voice, but we're on YouTube. What the fuck are you talking about?
Speaker 2:Where are you talking shit to Hall Twitter? Still not.
Speaker 3:I said we were sending a tweet.
Speaker 2:I don't even know what that is.
Speaker 1:It's how you post on Twitter Enough.
Speaker 3:All right, somebody else who cares? I know that We're at the end of the podcast. I guess you guys will just have to follow us at dark after ADHD to see how the fucking resolution on Twitter goes I bet you we're going to win, because Hall's a bitch.
Speaker 2:Ty, thanks for joining, even though we just had you here for mostly silence.
Speaker 3:I was expecting Ty to start some shit with us, but he didn't. What a fucking loser.
Speaker 1:Right, he came in here and just let this was your what?
Speaker 2:you had one job.
Speaker 3:We weren't going to fucking address you. You're. This whole podcast is unplanned. All you're supposed to do is speak the fuck up.
Speaker 6:Hey, you guys were talking, I was playing a game and I was like I also have to do the same.
Speaker 3:You know, but Zeno still talks. Yeah, Markey's going to beat you at work tomorrow. That's what he's saying.
Speaker 1:No, he's going to beat you off.
Speaker 3:Markey Yes.
Speaker 1:Markey, he's going to beat you off.
Speaker 3:He said something sexual That wasn't racist.
Speaker 1:He said something That was sexual.
Speaker 3:That was sexual stuff that we cannot air.
Speaker 6:He's got plenty of free time at work.
Speaker 3:Is it because they don't trust?
Speaker 5:him to do work Pretty much.
Speaker 2:Yeah, I can do math.
Speaker 3:OK, yeah, what's the quadratic?
Speaker 2:formula My dick in your mouth equals a busting nuts.
Speaker 3:But I love that formula.
Speaker 2:There was someone I had a replacement employment who thought 1.50 hours met one hour and 50 minutes. That's unfortunate.
Speaker 5:That's correct? Not at all.
Speaker 6:The same guy asked me the other day What's 12 times two?
Speaker 3:You should have said 26. You should have said 25. 8.
Speaker 1:8. Just start going down a number 1.90 an hour and 90 minutes.
Speaker 2:You know there's 60 minutes an hour, right? You stupid fuck.
Speaker 6:It's a running joke at work now.
Speaker 3:Your calculation has to be in base 60. Anyways, bye, call your PC.
Speaker 2:Check out the early fans.